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You're excited about going back to school tomorrow
after spring break?
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Already? Oh fuck
This is not happening, I need a drink.
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Elizabeth, you finally arrived.
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- Forgot about your meeting at 12.00?
- No, I was going to come to them.
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I don't want to be obtrusive
but you can see my pussy.
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Oh shit! I'm so sorry.
Oh my God!
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And now?
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"OFFICIAL BAD TEACHER PARODY"
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You are my best student
and i need ...
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... your person to a math competition this weekend.
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Original Polish subtitles: ลwierszczyk69
Tanslated back to English: Google Translate
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Especially for users:
www.pornoonline.com.pl
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EXPERIENCE:
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Michelle Lay as:
Principal Winnie
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Let's have some fun on the desk.
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- I think we should keep making sex progress.
- Oh yes
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Errors are certainly some corrections are welcome;)
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Have a nice show :)
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Isis Taylor as:
Student
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Oh ...
So it's you
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I was trying to catch someone
smoking in my glove box for weeks.
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Ann Marie Rios as:
Lynn
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I wondered what it would be like
if we ever jumped out somewhere.
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So you are a f-teacher?
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- Yes
- You don't make sense
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Wait wait!
I'm not an ordinary w-f teacher.
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I'm a f-teacher with a horse's cock.
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Yes I know. You just needed some time, i.e. six months is quite a long time. It's really sad.
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Some time has passed.
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Nicole Aniston as:
Elizabeth
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DIRECTION:
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You're excited about going back to school tomorrow
after spring break?
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Already? Oh fuck
This is not happening, I need a drink.
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God
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It's a bit mandatory.
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Fuck it! I'm sick of this shit. My new job is to find some wicked nerd who would take care of me.
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Even if I had to give up,
you know...
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... from birthdays and the most important holidays.
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That sounds ... great
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Did you meet Scott?
This new substitute teacher?
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Yes it's a baby.
I apologized for my last prank
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He's a fucking substitute teacher. Fuck this shit.
Let's talk better about brokers, investment bankers ...
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I do not know.
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Rumor has it that he is independently wealthy
and just a teacher because he loves education.
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Really?
I may need some further research
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Okay, Elizabeth, you finally arrived
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- Forgot about your meeting at 12.00?
- No, I was going to come to them.
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You have maybe 30 seconds with a crazy person.
What the fuck is going on
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And let me quickly go to dinner
because you are closing my development with the bartender, who is great.
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Do you really think it is right for a teacher to think about drinking at school?
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You know, that's all right. Don't answer that.
I know what you will answer.
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You know you're a bad person, Elizabeth.
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You shouldn't teach children.
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You can suck me.
What else do you want to discuss?
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I called you to a meeting today because Bradley,
drew my attention ...
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... what you wrote on his class.
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And you gave him F.
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As we know,
Bradley is one of the best students.
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It turned out a bit surprising
and I took it on myself.
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I checked and examined it.
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And I have to agree with him.
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This is a job at A.
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- Yes!
- And the only comment you wrote was ...
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... "Fuck you, you little weeping motherfucker."
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I didn't think you were so creative.
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No matter, change it if you want, I don't want this shit.
Every day, this little smack asks questions in class.
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I will tell you Bradley I will give you from the machine A ...
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... if you close your mouth for the rest of the semester.
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Oh thank God.
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Thank you very much for helping me solve this problem.
I never got a lower grade than A
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It cost me so much stress.
I really thought I got a lower grade.
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Calm down Bradley.
Everything is fine.
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You are my best student
and i need ...
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... your person to a math competition this weekend.
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My bones were waiting for it.
You must win it
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So there is something else
How can I help you?
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Just let me know.
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Well you see ...
I had an erection in my second year.
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How do I know,
what are you going to tell me
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Tell me what you want Bradley.
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Do you know where I live.
Maybe at 19.00 there?
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- You know, I really appreciate that you help me with my erection.
- I know Bradley.
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I need my exemplary student.
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I just have to make sure
that you will win this competition this weekend.
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- I will win
- Oh yes
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You get A.
For the idea of โโsucking.
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Bradley, you know ...
you are my shiny pearl.
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Excuse me.
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I'm having trouble finding room 125.
Will you help me?
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It's on the other side of the hall, lalusia.
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Wait, you're new.
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- Yes I'm Scoot, I'm sorry I interrupted you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
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So how's your new girlfriend or wife?
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Do you like your job?
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00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:52,520
Yes, I have been single recently
but we were still in close contact.
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00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:57,840
Well, welcome to school.
If you need anything, I'm on the other side of the corridor.
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I don't want to be obtrusive ...
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... but you can see my pussy
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Oh shit! I'm so sorry.
Oh my God!
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And now?
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Fuck this ordinary job!
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00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,980
Damn i am dying
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Let's have some fun on the desk.
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00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:36,880
- I think we should keep making sex progress.
- Oh yes
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Look at that.
For my fucking boobs.
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We should get dressed before the teacher returns.
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00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:59,480
Hi Elizabeth!
Good to see you.
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00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,960
What are you doing with the men's cupboard?
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00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:06,920
Take it easy, Russell.
These motherfuckers have some real extracts or something.
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00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,940
You can have more luck in the sales group.
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00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,320
Oh ... Fuck fact!
Good idea thanks.
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00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:18,320
Wait wait! Wait a minute! I wondered what it would be like
if we ever jumped out somewhere.
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00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,920
So you are a f-teacher?
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00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,460
- Yes
- You don't make sense
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00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:25,120
Wait wait
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00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:29,700
I'm not an ordinary w-f teacher.
I'm a f-teacher with a horse's cock.
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Really?
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Okay.
Fuck it!
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You have amazing tits.
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Yes, dick, dick.
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- Are you sensual?
- Yes
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01:09:16,260 --> 01:09:18,080
Very good.
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01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:31,740
Here you are looking for you ...
What are you doing?
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01:09:31,740 --> 01:09:34,700
You may not smoke on the school grounds.
They can fire you.
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01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:38,260
It won't work.
I need medical marijuana.
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01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:45,100
Don't be scared for me.
I have to go, I am approaching a new, heavy, hot thing.
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01:09:55,420 --> 01:09:57,740
Aha!
So it's you
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01:09:57,740 --> 01:10:02,440
I was trying to catch someone
smoking in my glove box for weeks.
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01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:06,460
No, I don't smoke.
It was not me. I just found him here.
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01:10:06,460 --> 01:10:12,500
You can't tell anyone especially the headmistress.
I'll do everything.
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01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,020
Fuck you are right
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01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:17,200
I saw only one of you bringing lipstick on cockroaches.
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01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:21,580
I was hoping to catch a blonde
but maybe we can have fun.
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01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:25,840
Come here!
Suck my beloved watch balls.
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01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:29,620
Hmmm ... okay.
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01:32:23,360 --> 01:32:25,460
Scott!
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01:32:26,220 --> 01:32:28,680
How do you like it at school?
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01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:30,780
Hi Elizabeth!
I'm glad you're here.
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01:32:30,780 --> 01:32:34,340
I wanted to talk to you
about something very embarrassing.
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01:32:34,340 --> 01:32:37,440
Do you need my advice?
Of course what is this?
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01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:41,300
That was about six months ago
when I broke up with my ex ...
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01:32:41,300 --> 01:32:44,780
It's been a while since I was with a woman ...
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01:32:44,780 --> 01:32:48,780
... and for some reason it starts to overwhelm me.
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01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:51,540
Yes, I think I'm in similar shit.
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01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:56,040
You know if you know better than ...
Wait. What did you say?
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01:32:56,040 --> 01:33:00,080
Oh ... Oh you owe ...
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01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:03,840
... of course, Amy is guilty.
This should not happen.
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01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:10,320
I'm pretty sure everyone should pay attention to you just as they pay attention to the smell of dog food.
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01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:13,780
So I'm sure
she didn't like a dick.
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01:33:13,780 --> 01:33:16,880
Oh ... wow ... this is ...
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This is
and I thought she was the only one.
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Yes I know. You just needed some time, i.e. six months is quite a long time. It's really sad.
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01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:26,740
You know maybe just ...
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01:33:26,740 --> 01:33:30,500
... bring me on a better path
and I will be ready to help you
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01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:33,960
Why don't you let me
wrap your mouth around you and pull it out?
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01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:39,580
Wow ... I don't know what to say.
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01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:41,380
Some time has passed.
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01:33:41,380 --> 01:33:44,740
Yes, let's go.
But I want to see him before we work together.
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01:50:25,840 --> 01:50:28,140
Are you better that we have just finished our studies?
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01:50:28,300 --> 01:50:30,940
- We're done
- Yhy
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01:50:34,140 --> 01:50:36,160
END
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