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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,851 You see that? Help him! 2 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:30,855 Have mercy! 3 00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:40,898 Dont vent your anger on the little guy. 4 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:46,693 Who are you? - The name`s Tao Wai. - And I`m Peng. 5 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:48,731 I`m the older one. - And I`m the younger one. 6 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:54,932 You copy that? - Now what do you want from me? 7 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:58,738 We wanna suggest for you to... - Beat it. 8 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:03,894 So you better beat it. - You dont have a clue who I am... 9 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:06,811 You know him? - Never seen before. 10 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:11,779 I am Yang Wai. Everyone knows I`m Boss. 11 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:15,812 Pretty full of himself. - And impolite. 12 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:18,738 You are a scumbag. - You have no manners. 13 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:24,810 And you think you`re pretty smart. About time someone will shut you up. 14 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:30,816 Ain`t gonna work like that. 15 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:26,899 Thanks, many thanks. - No biggie, oldtimer. 16 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:35,855 It was my pleasure. - I want to formally thank you. 17 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:40,855 Don`t mention it. - Glad we could help. 18 00:02:42,940 --> 00:02:46,819 You`re too modest. By the way, what`s your style called? 19 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:51,819 I practise Yung Tung technique. - I use Quintuple Fist. 20 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,890 Which is the better one? - Ours, of course! 21 00:02:57,860 --> 00:03:00,772 And which one do you prefer? - He`s top dog. 22 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:21,899 You know... your brother could never defeat me on his own. 23 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:28,891 You know... your brother could never defeat me on his own. 24 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:37,935 And what do you have to say? - The man`s spot on... 25 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:41,812 Without my help you would have been toast. 26 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:44,733 You`re crazy! You would have been dead if not for me! 27 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:49,739 You will apologize right away! - It should be you who`d apologize! 28 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:52,852 Dream on. - Screw you! C`mon! 29 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:56,933 Guys, guys... Please stop the quarrelling. 30 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:02,808 Cant we all just get along ?! Probably just a misunderstanding. 31 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:05,738 Yung Tung School of Martial Arts 32 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:08,857 My Yung Tung technique derives from Shaolin Kung Fu 33 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:13,695 All the heroes agree, its the best style there is. 34 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:14,855 Dig this! 35 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:21,812 Not only is it fast, but also precise. 36 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:28,889 And surely its superior... to Peng`s style. 37 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:30,815 What a loudmouth... 38 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:34,938 Quintuple Fist... is what all the grandmasters say, 39 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:37,693 is the best style there is. 40 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:39,817 So you better watch out! 41 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:46,815 Dragon, Snake, Tiger, Panther, Crane... 42 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:50,771 The offensive Shaolin Fist. 43 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:54,893 My style combines the best of all. You master it, you`re as good as invincible. 44 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:58,857 I will show you how to dominate every opponent. 45 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:10,813 Master, this was sent to you. - Bring it back inside. 46 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:13,769 Yes. 47 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:17,772 Ching Tin, carry on. - Yes Master. 48 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,890 On with the show. Watch carefully. 49 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:28,891 Ching Tin! - Yes. 50 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:32,737 Continue please. 51 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,771 What�d you get? - Look... 52 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:48,889 We`re gonna make a fortune! 53 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:52,810 Very soon to be rich! 54 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:56,812 This guy`s gotta be rich. He sent money and it says... 55 00:05:57,820 --> 00:06:01,733 this was only a down payment 56 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:06,779 It`s about his two sons. He wants me to teach them. 57 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:11,817 Does he really wanna spend all that money on their training? 58 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:13,771 Looks fishy. Please be careful. 59 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:21,769 Eh, you know nothing, rich folk dont know where to spend all their money! 60 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:23,929 I know their kind... 61 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:33,932 That bastard Ching Tin can never know of this letter. 62 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:35,809 What do you mean? 63 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:38,892 That cunning old fox must be kept in the dark. 64 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:45,854 Who is a cunning old fox? Who are you talking about, master? 65 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:47,935 You are one stupid fool. 66 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:53,894 Dad, thats ridiculous. You havent seen Uncle Peng in a year. 67 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:57,728 Karma has blessed me, But you`re too naive so return to work. 68 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:28,929 Here they come. 69 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:35,739 I`m Tien Fu. Sorry for having you wait. 70 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:39,699 Thats alright. I`m Li Tao Wai. - And I�m Li Ching Peng. 71 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:46,897 Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I`m looking for a master to teach my kids. 72 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:51,692 Da Do, Cha Do, greet the master! 73 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:54,729 Greetings master! 74 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:12,856 Master Tien, you have strapping young lads. They should study Yung Tung style. 75 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:18,694 Also, they look rather strong. Just like true heroes... 76 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:20,776 It would be my pleasure to teach them my quintuple fist. 77 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:27,776 The both of you are true masters of your respective styles; so I thought... 78 00:08:27,820 --> 00:08:32,689 Da Do can learn Yung Tung and Cha Do quintuple fist. 79 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:37,854 They will study for two years. And after that, we`ll know .... 80 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:44,736 which technique`s superior. The winner will receive a 5000 tael reward. 81 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:48,819 I will teach your son everything he needs to know in life. 82 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:52,819 I can make him an expert in just 1.5 years. - Oh really? Guess I`ll only need 1 then. 83 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:56,739 6 months. - Whoa, wait up... 84 00:08:56,900 --> 00:09:00,813 I`ve decided its gonna be 2 years. Da Do, Cha Do... 85 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:07,936 Honour your masters. Work hard and obey. 86 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:52,738 Who`s that? Show yourself! 87 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:18,890 It`s pretty late already. About time to get up. 88 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:22,897 So you are Ching Tin. Boy`d I just get spooked. 89 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:26,738 This is my 1-Finger-Stance. How you like it? 90 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:30,778 Not bad at all. Who taught you? 91 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,772 I came up with it myself. Really not bad, is it? 92 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:38,857 You`ve certainly mastered telling lies. 93 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:44,694 Cut that crap out. Who taught you this technique? 94 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:47,772 It`s original, I`m tellin ya. Watch me, I`ll show ya! 95 00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:52,731 Are you convinced? - I dont believe a word you`re saying. 96 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:56,773 Master Ching. Take a look at this! 97 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:57,929 Master Ching?! 98 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:16,931 Master Ching? Where is he? - Not here, but you`re awake now. 99 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,812 Dont ever do that again! - Dont make such a fuss, Kung. 100 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:24,897 I know you`re scared of your master. 101 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:28,778 Yes I am. After all, I`m on his payroll. 102 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:30,769 What do you want here anyhow? 103 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:35,815 Just strolling by and you werent there. Thought I`d wake you up. 104 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:39,818 Well thanks to you I`m gonna be late. I hope I wont get kicked out. 105 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,817 Rice Market 106 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,731 Guess I was lucky. 107 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:57,855 Eagle Claw. 108 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:03,775 Tiger. 109 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:07,929 Dragon. 110 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:20,930 Eagle claw... Crane fist... Eagle claw... Crane fist... 111 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:26,690 Anything but the Gong Fu on your mind at all ? 112 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:30,853 I`m having a feeling, you even day-dream Gong Fu. 113 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:35,733 While you should in fact be working. But thats all gonna change now. 114 00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:38,772 Old bastard. You cant tell me shit. 115 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:45,929 I`m not gonna take it anymore. After all, I pay you 112 taels a month. 116 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:51,694 Well today you`re an hour late. It will be deducted from your salary. 117 00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:58,810 Please sign here... At least thats something you can do. 118 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:04,810 2nd stance... Arms go up! Present offensive fist! 119 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:09,733 Attack! 1st stance and turn right! 120 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,770 Then turn and back to 1st stance. 121 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:14,775 Quite alright. 122 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:22,808 Cha Do, continue! - I`m your Dad`s student, not yours! 123 00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:28,733 Well I teach too, thus you have to obey me too. Get back here immediately. 124 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:32,813 Come on! - My Dad spends a fortune on my training. 125 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:35,772 Therefore, I should be treated well. 126 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,777 Alright lets treat him well. 127 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:45,773 I treat you well, only if you master a challenge. 128 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,849 What challenge are you talking about? 129 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:54,734 You have to fight 5 of us. Each one has a different style. 130 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:58,734 Should you survive, the task`s completed. - Poses no problem for me. 131 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,738 Splendid. Positions! 132 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:09,769 Wu Wong! 133 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:22,855 Ma Yang! 134 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:29,732 What is going on here? - Loudmouth learns a lesson. 135 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:36,810 Use the tiger claw! - What do you say now? 136 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,733 Panther style! - Come on! 137 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:01,895 Snake fist! 138 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,937 Bummer. - Try the crane fist! 139 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:47,855 You`re not bad at all. 140 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:57,774 What more is there to this style? - He forgot the techniques! 141 00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:01,779 Dammit. Arms go up! - Yes, master! 142 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:06,731 You dont want to take a dive, do you? - Yes, I do! 143 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,772 Dont! - Do! 144 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:16,848 He broke my arms. - Try again! 145 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,697 Cut the crap! 146 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:25,772 Who are you? - The big crane. 147 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:35,813 Wu Wong, Tiger, Panther, Snake, Crane... big Crane?! 148 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:38,771 Dont be fooling me. There are only 5 styles. 149 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:42,899 But I`m the big crane. - Are you messin` with me? 150 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:46,738 Leave it alone; dont mind him! - Whats going on? 151 00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:49,778 What is all that? - Just practicing. 152 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,771 He`s lying! 153 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,772 They wanna screw me over. 154 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,771 Excuse me. - Hey, hold up. 155 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:09,853 Are you familiar with Ching Chi`s Inn? - Ching Chi? Not here anymore. 156 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,811 And who would you be? - The name`s Kung Fu Ching. 157 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,896 Ching Chi has sold the Inn. 158 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:19,694 He was a great guy. Shame hes gone. 159 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,810 After he`d sold the Inn, he`d moved away. 160 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,856 Did you know him? - He`s my uncle. 161 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,851 I wanted to pay him a visit. - Tough luck. 162 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:36,810 Place your bets. Today could very well be your lucky day. 163 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:38,737 Step closer. How about it? 164 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:41,731 I`ll give it a try... 165 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:48,852 Don`t tell me you wanna gamble!? - What the deal, I`m winning, aint I ?! 166 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,937 Man, he`s gonna screw you over! - Dont worry. I have 20/20 vision. 167 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,858 But he`s got more tricks up his sleeve. He`s a professional cheat. 168 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:02,735 A cheat?! That doesnt scare me in the least... 169 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,810 How about you? Could be your lucky day today! 170 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:10,817 Any more bets? 171 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:20,849 He`s won. 172 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:25,739 Hey, its simple like that! C`mon, give it a shot. - Yes, he`s right. 173 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:33,851 This scum is trying to trick me. I`ll teach them a lesson. 174 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,851 Place your bets. The more you bet, the more you can win! 175 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,778 Thats a lot of cash. - I`ll help him with it. 176 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:48,889 Take some weight off his shoulders. 177 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,851 �Til everything`s vanished into thin air. 178 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:59,809 Very well. Place your bets... Here we go. 179 00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:06,891 Bet on this. I can guarantee you...! 180 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:08,929 You`re gonna win! 181 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:16,812 You win. - Didnt I tell you?! 182 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,778 Naturally I win, you treacherous swine! 183 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:28,735 Place your bets; starting over again. - Hey, you should be risking more money. 184 00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:32,819 Mom taught me, never to get too greedy. 185 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,731 Its going down! Be alert! 186 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,691 This time, there. Place your bet! 187 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:53,773 There! The other there! - Mom has warned me.... 188 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,936 not to be too predictable. 189 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,856 You`re one crazy fool! 190 00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:03,856 Lets see whether you`re gonna let me win this time around. 191 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:18,777 You know, Mom`s always right! 192 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:23,774 You`re right. What`d she say again? 193 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:28,853 She said "All good things come in 3". 194 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:32,937 Three? - Yes, three. If this works out, I`ll bet the whole lot. 195 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:38,698 Okay, here we go. Look closely! 196 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,771 And there we go again. 197 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:48,813 I`ll bet what I`ve already won. But I cant watch. 198 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:01,812 Everyone placed their bets? And here we go! 199 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,737 Again! Stake the whole lot! I have a feeling it`ll be worth it. 200 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,811 Right. I`ll give it a shot. 201 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:25,894 You... you are leaving?! - Nope, I`m gonna bet everything! 202 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:45,773 You are coming right away! - Brother.... after this game, alright? 203 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:48,857 No! What if you lose? - I`ve never lost. 204 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,810 He doesnt even know what losing is. Check this out. 205 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:59,932 Please, come on! Dont mess with karma. - I`m gonna show you karma if you wont cut it out! 206 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:09,857 Its all your fault. You were impatient; now we`ve lost him. 207 00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:14,893 No its your fault! Why`d you have to wait for him to bet everything ? 208 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:30,774 Thanks for your help. - Oh, I cannot take that. 209 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:33,693 You`re new around here, I feel obliged to help out. 210 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:36,738 You`re one cool dude. Whats your name? 211 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:39,778 I`m Ko Cheng Yien. Everyone`s calling me Kung Fu Ching tho. 212 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:43,732 Your Kung Fu must be great!? - Let`s just say its not bad. 213 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:47,859 Who`s your master? - All self-educated. 214 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:52,694 Where do you work? - Cheng Chi`s Rice Market. 215 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:55,738 Market? - Oh heck no; my wage! 216 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:59,734 Wait up! Market square... 217 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:15,929 Sister... 218 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,890 Whats up? - I cant practice with that guy. 219 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:26,772 And why would that be? - I dont like to practice with men. 220 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,778 I dont see what difference it makes. 221 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,857 Well I certainly beg to differ. Men are way too rude. 222 00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:38,853 That`s no fun. - So what would you suggest? 223 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:43,769 Well... I... 224 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,852 I thought maybe you could practice with me. 225 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:54,937 You`re so pretty. I`m sure it would help me a great deal. 226 00:23:55,820 --> 00:24:02,851 Doesnt it sound like good fun ?! - Alright. I`ll practice with you. 227 00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:07,775 Awesome. 228 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:25,856 I`m getting the hang of it now. See how I'm getting my groove? 229 00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:27,849 Check my pulse! 230 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:32,893 Not getting started on my stomach. And further down below... 231 00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:40,859 Did you like it? - Wonderful. Please go on. 232 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:04,809 Who are you? 233 00:25:09,740 --> 00:25:10,775 I`ve made it! 234 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:18,694 Who showed you that? - The big crane. How bout you? 235 00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:20,771 Kung Fu Ching. Skinny fella. 236 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:24,856 It was the same guy, let`s get him! 237 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:29,859 Yeah, right away. - Hold your horses. 238 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:34,819 Dont stress. Lets think this through first. 239 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:39,894 One way or another we will make it. - We can beat this damn fool in our sleep. 240 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:45,860 That`ll teach him. - Nor do we want to be the ones taking bruises home. 241 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:46,889 No, we do not want that. 242 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:52,859 Excuse me. I`d like to perform a song. 243 00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:58,776 If you like it, please clap your hands. If not, you can clap me. 244 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:07,889 Two morons from the Inn sporting a total shitface look, 245 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:12,735 Sneaky bastards think they`re being funny. 246 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:16,853 But they wont be the ones who laugh last, cuz they end up the ones that get smacked. 247 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,770 Is he talking about us? - I have a feeling he is. 248 00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:48,849 After him. 249 00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:05,819 What the hell!? Cant you see I`m takin a nap ? Come back later! 250 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:23,772 I already told you I`m takin a nap! So beat it. 251 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,817 You talking to me? - Yeah... 252 00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:33,935 Whats going on here? 253 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:37,693 Stop it at once! Are you mad? 254 00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:38,935 Oh there he is! 255 00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:43,932 Now come here, Crane-Man. - You dazzler, you. 256 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:01,818 I thought you were in top shape. - Unfortunately not today. 257 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:16,932 Doesnt look so bad to me. - I just didnt wanna brag. 258 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:31,733 Take a swing! Okay, thats enough. 259 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:34,896 Was that any good? - Yes, wicked. 260 00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,778 Come on, attack! - No, you go first! - You go! 261 00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:56,738 No you go! - No no no, its your turn. Why dont you just go?! - No, you go. 262 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,731 You go first, chickenshit. - Now go already, slimeball! 263 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,771 You take me for some suicidal maniac ?! 264 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:05,819 Why you bail? Cowardly dogs. 265 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:13,769 You are one lucky bastard. If it wasnt for me... 266 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:18,769 They would have eaten you alive. - Yeah. - I gotta run. See you around I guess. 267 00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:23,693 Now wheres my rice. Where is it? 268 00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:27,933 Whose stole my rice? Give it back or suffer my wrath! 269 00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:33,853 He kicked you out for a bag of rice. That aint fair. 270 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,897 What do you intend to do now? - Having an idea already. 271 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:41,812 I will practice my Gung. - And what style you gonna practice? 272 00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:44,737 I`m thinking a fusion of you guys`styles. 273 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:49,897 Now thats not gonna happen. You`ll be getting trouble if my Dad finds out. 274 00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:53,897 Why is that? - Theres a decade old feud between our fathers. 275 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,731 That is a problem alright. 276 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:02,937 They`re fighting over whose style is better, you know ?! 277 00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:08,779 Same thing with food. Some prefer chicken... 278 00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:12,771 Others prefer fish. 279 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:16,818 Theres even people who`d rather eat vegetables. 280 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:24,779 I`m not the picky type. I eat everything that goes down. 281 00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:27,852 All that matters is I get stuffed real good. Hence my great build. 282 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:33,812 I`m just like you. Eat just about anything. - Good choice. 283 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,898 Well now; have you gotten acquainted with our rules? 284 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:03,809 Yes I have, master. 285 00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:12,773 Remember our first rule: Obedience! 286 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,898 You break this rule, you�re out in an instant. 287 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:21,773 You will not question these rules, but you will follow them. 288 00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:26,775 Yes I will, master. Good. Practice starts tomorrow. 289 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:27,849 Thank you. 290 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:11,728 Isnt that our primus fighter? - He`s the best student at our school too. 291 00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:19,899 Hello Brothers. Come on in, ya`ll 292 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,731 Not so fast! 293 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:25,897 Thanks for the invitation. But we have other plans already. 294 00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:33,771 Let`s drink some tea together. - No; and you still owe us. 295 00:32:33,860 --> 00:32:36,818 Or have you forgotten already? - We want to challenge you to a fight. 296 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:39,810 You wanna fight? - Oh yeah! 297 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:53,889 You wanna show me who`s boss? - You bet! 298 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:57,694 No. - Yes. No. - Wanna bet? 299 00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:03,890 Do you believe us now? Believe so... 300 00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:10,728 You`re not beating me that easily. - Chase. 301 00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:19,890 Are you crazy?! You guys are taking it a bit seriously. 302 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:02,817 This time its your doom. 303 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:07,889 Come on! 304 00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:17,694 Right arm first. Left arm second. 305 00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:20,773 Eww, look how dirty it is. - Yeah. - Disgusting. 306 00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:28,739 Watch your tongue. - Bloody loudmouth bastard! 307 00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:30,691 I`ll show ya. 308 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:37,853 Check me out, sissy boy. It`s your doomsday. 309 00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:46,931 Tie a knot! - Okay. 310 00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:54,731 Now do you see clearly? - That we`re the real deal... 311 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:57,698 Come on, lets tie him up good. 312 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:02,771 You bastards. 313 00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:25,817 Why dont you show this technique to your students? 314 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:30,735 We`re not allowed to show the secret technique to our students! 315 00:36:03,940 --> 00:36:05,737 Not half bad. 316 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:09,773 Really nice. You`ve learned a lot. But you still have to improve your forms. 317 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,813 Thanks. We`re trying our best. 318 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:20,738 I like that. Soon I`ll give you the opportunity to put your skills to good use. 319 00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:21,929 Thank you, master. - Thanks master. 320 00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:24,890 This Kung Fu Ching fella is troubling me. - Indeed. 321 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:28,892 Why? - He receives training from both Wei and Peng. 322 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:32,694 He could pose a real threat. - That is true. 323 00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:34,896 Once he`s mastered both styles he`ll be invincible. 324 00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:38,855 I will take actions in that regard. 325 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:47,775 Whats up? 326 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:01,689 Dad... 327 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:04,849 Kung Fu Ching! - Master. 328 00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:19,738 How long have you been with us? - One year, master. 329 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:23,688 Do you think you`ve learned a lot? - Yes I think so. 330 00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:26,856 Good for you. You`ve worked hard for it. 331 00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:29,856 Now show me your skills. 332 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:34,819 You wanna test me, master? - Yes, I wanna know how good you are. 333 00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:37,772 You`re my favourite student.... as you know. 334 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:42,735 Yes, master. I know that you are fond of me. 335 00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:04,851 Is that all you`ve learned? - No. 336 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:15,809 What`s that? - A claw... snake....claw ?!?!. 337 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:19,779 "Snake! Claw!" ??? - What i meant is ... Panther claw. 338 00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:22,890 So I see.... "Panther claw" There you go. 339 00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:24,855 Remember our rules! 340 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:28,809 We have to kick you out! 341 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:33,690 Master, please hear me out. - Yes? 342 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:39,771 Gung Fu is like food. Some prefer chicken, others prefer duck, or fish... 343 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:42,852 Or meat... And I`m the kind that likes all good foods. 344 00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:48,730 If its edible. - You are no different from a trash bin. 345 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,937 Get lost. You`re no longer my student. - Dad... 346 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:01,697 You were at my brothers! 347 00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:06,818 Yes, but... - You broke our rules. 348 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:16,737 Here, take a zip. Something wrong? 349 00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:20,771 Need money? - No. 350 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:23,936 Trouble with the ladies? - Of course not. 351 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:27,818 Are you sick? - Oh stop it... 352 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:31,852 My masters found me out. Now I`m expelled. 353 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:35,698 That is all there is to it? Dont tell me you�re actually depressed ? 354 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:38,777 I`ll continue your training. I`m just as good. 355 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:43,779 Are you being serious? - I dont joke around in matters of the Gung. 356 00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:48,775 For real?! I swear I`ll give it my all. 357 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,731 How exhausting is that... 358 00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:04,812 Ey, are you mad? Get me back down! 359 00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:07,855 Next up, the staff. 360 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:13,849 Okay. Again. 361 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:24,733 That hurts. - Cry me a river. Come on, again. 362 00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:35,809 But... 363 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:45,855 Get up! 364 00:41:58,740 --> 00:42:00,856 You`re being too careless. Try use your head for a change. 365 00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:07,776 Oh, I`ll never gonna make it. 366 00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:11,738 Really good food. Are you hungry too? 367 00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:15,732 I`m too tired to eat. I want to sleep. 368 00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:20,817 What you still lack is stamina. 369 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,733 With it, you`ll be a real good fighter. 370 00:42:46,780 --> 00:42:51,729 You`re getting better. Go on! 371 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,849 Jump up! 372 00:42:57,820 --> 00:42:59,731 Now move the basket to the left. 373 00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:04,889 The other one too. 374 00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:09,889 And now back again. 375 00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:14,737 Now move it to the other side. 376 00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:20,694 Jump down! C`mon! And back up again. 377 00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:22,775 Again! 378 00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:27,890 Back down again! And up you go! 379 00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,776 Back down, go go go! 380 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:35,819 Down... Up! Down... Up! 381 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:56,819 He has me working like a horse but is chilling himself all day. 382 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:08,813 Food`s ready. - Coming! 383 00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:23,779 Dammit. Was that you? 384 00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:32,898 Go away and come back here again. 385 00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:38,809 But it is way too slippery. - Thee who doesnt walk needs no food. 386 00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:43,855 Say what?! I`ll show that old turkey. 387 00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:04,691 I`ll make it! 388 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:16,694 Hey, leave something for me. - All you have to do is hurry up. 389 00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:17,849 Pig. 390 00:45:24,740 --> 00:45:25,809 Asshole! 391 00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:36,854 I cant make it. - Of course you`re gonna make it. 392 00:45:44,740 --> 00:45:45,775 Come on, eat up! 393 00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:51,769 Those who crawl like dog, must eat like one. When you walk, you can sit. 394 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:28,778 Now, eat up! 395 00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:32,771 Those who crawl like dog, must eat like one. 396 00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:50,736 When you walk, you can sit. 397 00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:31,849 Brother, I can do it now. 398 00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:34,929 Is that a fact!? 399 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,691 Watch out, I`ll show you. 400 00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:44,813 Can I eat now? - Sure, go right ahead. 401 00:48:45,740 --> 00:48:47,776 What is this? You`ve eaten all of it. 402 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:50,851 I`m full. Enjoy your meal. 403 00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:53,858 Are you mad? - No, why are you asking? Clear the table! 404 00:48:55,940 --> 00:48:58,898 Dont make so much noise about your accomplishments. 405 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:02,932 I enjoyed it... - Bloody bastard. 406 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:12,893 Now listen very carefully as to what I have to tell you. 407 00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:19,775 Alright. - Shaolin is the birthplace of all Gung Fu. 408 00:49:19,860 --> 00:49:22,818 There are many styles though. What did I say? 409 00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:26,859 Shaolin is the birthplace of all Gung Fu. There are many styles though. 410 00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:31,693 It`s impossible to know all styles. 411 00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:36,694 Why hitting me? - Why not defend yourself? 412 00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:44,854 Even if you had the strength and will, there isnt enough time. 413 00:49:45,780 --> 00:49:48,852 Every technique has their pros and cons. 414 00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:53,774 Its up to oneself to figure out which is the best. 415 00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:56,930 So we dont waste any time with the inferior ones. 416 00:49:58,940 --> 00:50:01,738 Not again. - What did I just say? 417 00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:06,899 Good and bad. - Whats good and whats bad? 418 00:50:11,780 --> 00:50:13,930 Use the good, ignore the bad. 419 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,736 Use the good, ignore the bad. 420 00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:20,772 Never forget. Or you`ll be knee deep in shit one day. 421 00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:27,776 Eagle eyes, hearing of a dog, attack swiftly with the force of a tiger... 422 00:50:27,940 --> 00:50:30,818 ... thats what matters in Kung Fu. 423 00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:37,934 Eagle eyes, hearing of a dog, swift force of ... of......... 424 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,769 Attack swiftly with the force of a tiger! 425 00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,856 Why dont you defend yourself? 426 00:50:46,780 --> 00:50:48,850 You are my master. I do not dare to. 427 00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:55,776 Forget I`m your master. How are you gonna learn without trying !? 428 00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:03,732 I cant do it. - Cant do it!? I can, watch me! 429 00:51:10,740 --> 00:51:12,731 This is called thunder strike. 430 00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:21,852 Bastard, you are doing it for real. - Well of course I am. 431 00:51:23,940 --> 00:51:25,771 Alright, then deal with my reality! 432 00:51:32,740 --> 00:51:33,934 Thats called a tease. 433 00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:41,858 Thats the backlash. Look out for an opportunity. 434 00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:51,815 Not the proper option. 435 00:51:57,940 --> 00:52:00,818 Thats what they call The Illusion. - Whats that called? 436 00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:02,895 Watch! 437 00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:06,777 Taking it down... and back up! 438 00:52:09,780 --> 00:52:12,817 Thats called Trick Maneuver. - What? 439 00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:31,769 What are you doing? 440 00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:37,892 Master... Is that what they call trick maneuver? 441 00:52:39,940 --> 00:52:45,810 You`re a fast learner. - Sure; because I`m your student. 442 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:49,812 If master`s pleased, we`ll be making lots of money. 443 00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:50,889 Now you`re talking! 444 00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:58,689 We`ll be having our own business. Hey, look who`s here. 445 00:52:58,820 --> 00:53:02,699 He is looking to meet my fist. - Looks like it. 446 00:53:02,860 --> 00:53:04,896 Shall we...? 447 00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:14,693 What did fatty say? Getting into fights is good for building a strong body. 448 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:17,698 How could I say no to that !? 449 00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:24,859 And how are we doing today? - Lovely day, isnt it? 450 00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:35,896 Excuse me. - Are you bonkers? 451 00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:40,739 I`m sorry. - You... I`ll - Watch it, dirt bag! 452 00:53:40,940 --> 00:53:43,693 We`ll school you! 453 00:53:48,940 --> 00:53:51,852 I got a feeling I should be teaching you some manners. 454 00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:14,816 Where`d he get that from ? - He must have practised secretly. 455 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:16,775 Come on! 456 00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:11,688 Barely good enough for the circus. - Scum, you.... 457 00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:25,895 Heres another goodie for ya. 458 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:34,688 You`re breaking my arms. - That`s your problem. 459 00:56:36,740 --> 00:56:37,889 Whats up? You dont look so good. 460 00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:41,813 Is he mocking us? - So what now? - You have to waste him. 461 00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:04,779 Now that`s precision for you. Here`s something else...for your ears. 462 00:57:10,820 --> 00:57:14,779 I cant take this anymore. - Right, right! - Leave us the hell alone. 463 00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:46,769 Next time you cross my ways, you`re toast. Take it easy! 464 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:50,892 You bloody bastard. - Damn you to hell you pig. 465 00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:57,930 Up... Up... 466 00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:22,813 Up again... and again. 467 00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,778 Hold it. We`re being watched. 468 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:36,817 Where they been coming from? 469 00:58:40,740 --> 00:58:43,937 Who cares. Ready for a little gung fu lesson ?. 470 00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:47,931 The great Tao had taught me a technique very unique. 471 00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:52,892 I havent completely mastered it yet, but it makes for a good lesson nonetheless 472 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:56,772 If you use this style you`re basically invincible. 473 00:58:57,820 --> 00:58:59,731 That is awesome. - Yes it is. 474 00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:04,814 They be falling for it. - Show me. I wanna be invincible. 475 00:59:05,820 --> 00:59:07,776 Alright, the listen closely! 476 00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:13,729 Starting of with a parallel stance. Chin up, back straight, 477 00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:16,817 Fingers pointing down bootie`s shaking. 478 00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:20,774 Take a deep breath. 479 00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:31,696 2-way stance, calm breeze stance, sound stance, loose stance, 480 00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:33,816 spear and spike stance. 481 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:38,896 I know my gung fu. 482 00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:43,859 But I admit your parallel stance is new to me. 483 00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:52,699 You sure you`d get that right? - Probably not. It`s from the great Tao. 484 00:59:53,860 --> 00:59:56,897 I`ve heard it too. He said it makes you invincible. 485 01:00:01,740 --> 01:00:08,691 Parallel stance.... you keep things parallel. 486 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:14,728 Plain genius. Let`s try it. 487 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:24,776 Get in the basic stance. 488 01:00:26,740 --> 01:00:31,768 Chin up, fingers pointing down. 489 01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:35,816 Now shake that bootie. 490 01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:10,739 Stupid fools! You have been tricked. 491 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:13,812 But he was being serious. - Yes, thats true. 492 01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:23,693 Dont ever try to fool me again. 493 01:01:24,820 --> 01:01:27,892 But we... - That cunning bastard has tricked us. 494 01:01:28,860 --> 01:01:30,737 I`ve got an idea... 495 01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:40,812 Check out little fatty over there. - Yes, fat rat. 496 01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:43,691 You gonna beat him easily. 497 01:01:55,820 --> 01:01:58,892 Are you Tao Pao? - Yes that is me. 498 01:01:58,940 --> 01:02:00,737 Who are you? 499 01:02:02,820 --> 01:02:07,848 I`m The Invincible! - You`re making a lot of noise, brother 500 01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:13,692 No one could ever beat me. And now I`ll defeat you too. 501 01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:22,892 Be careful. He sure looks like a lot of work. 502 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:27,809 Thats alright, dont you worry. Guy like him I smother like a worm. 503 01:02:29,740 --> 01:02:31,776 Watch your mouth, kid. You`ll find out eventually. 504 01:02:31,940 --> 01:02:35,933 Better let me do it. - Are you mad? 505 01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:41,853 Didnt he say he wants me? Therefore I should take him on. 506 01:02:47,860 --> 01:02:52,809 Lets get it on. - What`s that baby club for? 507 01:02:56,740 --> 01:03:00,733 That isnt just a simple club. It grows larger when I use it. 508 01:03:00,780 --> 01:03:04,739 Longer and longer. But you wont see the end of it anyways. 509 01:03:04,860 --> 01:03:06,737 Come on you scumbag. 510 01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:37,779 What do you say now?! - I`ll take it to the next level. 511 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:41,932 Very well, me too. You`ll be in awe. See how it gets longer?! 512 01:03:53,740 --> 01:03:55,856 Didnt I tell you it would !? 513 01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:41,856 I appreciate your continuous efforts. 514 01:04:47,860 --> 01:04:49,930 My club I need myself. 515 01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:54,771 You can have yours back. 516 01:05:15,780 --> 01:05:19,773 Taking off just like that? - Wonder who`d sent him. 517 01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:25,851 You scum have ridiculed me. 518 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:27,894 You are gonna pay for that. 519 01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:35,933 Who does he think he is. - Nothing but an amateur, thats what. 520 01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:48,738 Hello there. - Greetings Ching Tin. 521 01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:53,857 Kung Fu Ching, your style has improved quite a lot. 522 01:06:54,940 --> 01:06:57,738 Thanks to the best teacher there is. 523 01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:01,892 You got the hots for that chick!? - Please... 524 01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:07,779 Can I go now? - I`ll make an exception. Easy though. 525 01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:09,777 Enjoy your day. 526 01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:15,858 What are you doing? - Preparing... 527 01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:17,936 my dad`s birthday party. Er wird �bermorgen 100 Jahre alt. 528 01:07:20,860 --> 01:07:22,896 I should get him a present. 529 01:07:24,740 --> 01:07:26,890 Is he still mad at me? - Of course, what`d you think!? 530 01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:30,813 You know he`s headstrong. - Well then, no presents for the headstrong. 531 01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:35,893 Dont act so childish now. He`s taught you a lot after all. 532 01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:39,817 Get him some good wine. From my private stash. 533 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:43,734 Very generous. - You`ll have to pay for the mug though. 534 01:07:56,780 --> 01:08:01,729 Master Tien, its all set. Those two are gonna show up. 535 01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:10,896 Thanks for your efforts. 536 01:08:13,780 --> 01:08:14,769 Master Tien... 537 01:08:21,780 --> 01:08:26,774 Please. - Thank you, very generous of you. 538 01:08:26,860 --> 01:08:30,694 I know I`m indebted to you. - Thank you, master. 539 01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:37,732 Bloody scum. I`ll keep my money. 540 01:08:45,780 --> 01:08:50,729 Welcome, my friends. Welcome... where are your sons? 541 01:08:52,820 --> 01:08:55,892 Already waiting for you. - And where is that? 542 01:08:57,820 --> 01:09:00,857 They`re with the devil. - Where?! 543 01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:07,858 I sent them to hell. And I havent forgotten about the 2 of you either. 544 01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:12,779 3 years ago you had beaten up Yang Wai. 545 01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:15,852 After that, he`d go back to Manchuria never to return. 546 01:09:19,740 --> 01:09:23,699 Yang Wai`s my brother. I`m here to avenge him. 547 01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,738 I had Da Do and Cha Do work as my spies. 548 01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:29,898 They`re not my sons, but my servants. 549 01:09:30,820 --> 01:09:32,731 And now you wanna kill us too?! 550 01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:37,731 I`ll make sure you`ll be punished properly. 551 01:09:44,740 --> 01:09:46,856 You can attack me together. Just like you attacked my brother. 552 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,035 I can beat you singlehandedly! 553 01:09:50,860 --> 01:09:51,895 We`ll see about that. 554 01:10:21,740 --> 01:10:24,812 Stop it! - Hold it! He doesnt want any help. 555 01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:00,691 Uncle! - Dad! 556 01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:11,731 Cho Hei! - Stop! 557 01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:31,813 Ching Tin, are you hurt? - Now its your turn! 558 01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:22,929 Dad! 559 01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:07,692 Now the other leg! 560 01:13:12,820 --> 01:13:13,775 Master! 561 01:13:14,940 --> 01:13:15,929 Kung Fu Ching! 562 01:13:42,820 --> 01:13:44,890 Will you talk already! Where are Peng and Wai? 563 01:13:45,740 --> 01:13:47,810 C`mon, spill it! - They`re with Tien, just outside town. 564 01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:52,728 Bend! Hands on the ground. And shake that bootie. 565 01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:54,736 Keep a steady rhythm! 566 01:14:58,740 --> 01:14:59,855 You`re about to be toast. 567 01:15:15,780 --> 01:15:19,898 What happened to you? - I went to punish those bastards. 568 01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:25,769 I wanted to avenge you, but that bastard flat out beat me. 569 01:15:27,740 --> 01:15:30,857 Who are you? - Me?! None of your business? 570 01:15:31,740 --> 01:15:40,773 He`s the student of Wai and Peng`s. 571 01:15:46,940 --> 01:15:50,774 Is that so!? I`ll start with you then. 572 01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:55,779 Before you die, you`ll learn about the skills I`ve developed. 573 01:15:56,860 --> 01:15:59,932 Afterwards, I`ll show your masters. 574 01:16:02,740 --> 01:16:06,733 That is very interesting. Dont you overstrain now. 575 01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:52,896 You gotta help me! - Whats going on? - There! 576 01:18:02,820 --> 01:18:05,778 These guys wanna fix me. You gotta help me out here. 577 01:18:06,740 --> 01:18:07,855 Dont think you`d need me for that. 578 01:18:10,820 --> 01:18:11,809 Come on, give it a shot! 579 01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:22,855 Stay out of it, fatty. - Guys like yourself are my favourite kind though... 580 01:18:23,780 --> 01:18:28,774 Stop it; I�ll take them on. - You seem to be on the same page. 581 01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:48,779 Are you def?! None of my concern. He`s all yours. 582 01:18:58,940 --> 01:19:02,728 I dont know what to do. - Think of something. 583 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:12,735 Hey, over here! 584 01:19:26,780 --> 01:19:27,815 Now its your turn. 585 01:20:22,780 --> 01:20:24,771 What`s that? Lost your appetite? 586 01:21:58,780 --> 01:21:59,815 Anybody home? 587 01:22:22,740 --> 01:22:28,736 Whats on your mind? - Now I`ll be schooling you. 588 01:23:39,780 --> 01:23:40,769 Brother! 589 01:24:00,820 --> 01:24:04,859 Brother! Are you okay? - I`m fine. 590 01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:10,850 Leave me be! - But... brother! - Lets jet, we`re no match for him. 591 01:25:29,940 --> 01:25:32,898 You`ll be finished very soon. 592 01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:39,856 You hallooed but you`re still in the woods. 593 01:25:43,940 --> 01:25:45,771 Impressive, eh!? 594 01:25:55,780 --> 01:25:57,736 Didnt I warn you !? 595 01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:16,769 Let me know when you had enough. You really need to step up your defense. 596 01:26:20,700 --> 01:26:21,815 Not so bad after all. 597 01:26:51,820 --> 01:26:53,731 Looking for me? - Thats right! 598 01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:58,849 My fist will find you! 599 01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:11,937 That was that, kiddo. - Thats what you think, oldtimer. 600 01:27:19,740 --> 01:27:24,689 Bastard. - Should I let you go? - I can do that on my own. 601 01:27:29,780 --> 01:27:32,817 Brother, if you`re still alive lend me a hand, will you. 602 01:28:11,940 --> 01:28:14,738 What goes around comes around. 603 01:28:21,780 --> 01:28:25,773 Brother! You`re really dead... But I`d avenge you. 604 01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:29,728 I`d crush that swine. You should have seen it... 605 01:28:29,940 --> 01:28:32,852 I havent made it easy for him. 606 01:28:35,820 --> 01:28:38,857 I schooled that bitch real good. 607 01:28:40,780 --> 01:28:44,773 I`ll burn a candle for you now... - I hate candles!49342

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