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Mr. Dobson,
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it's time for us to do what
the Good Lord would refer to
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as a "cleansing of the wicked,"
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and what my brother George,
God rest his soul,
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used to call
"100% Alabama ass kickin'."
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So you think we're gonna
die here today?
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Dying's not an option.
Now, you stick that back
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in that gray matter of yours
and you make that stick,
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'cause any other thought's
gonna get you cold-slabbed,
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toe-tagged and mailed home to your
mom in a plastic bag. Are we crystal?
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- Crystal, sir.
- Gentlemen!
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Let's do what
God made us to do.
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This is Sheriff John Quincey Wydell...
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of the Ruggsville County
Sheriffs Department.
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You're completely surrounded!
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You have no chance of escape!
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Now would be the time
to vacate the premises peacefully.
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There's a million
fucking cops!
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Come on.
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Otis, the fucking pigs
are everywhere!
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- Tell me something I don't know!
- We've gotta do something!
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You're completely surrounded.
You have no chance of escape.
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Can't take the car,
about 25 pigs.
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I know, I know!
Shit fuck shit fuck!
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Shit.
Where the fuck is Tiny?
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- I ain't seen Tiny.
- Tiny!
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- I think he went out last night.
- Everybody shut up!
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Mama, what's the matter?
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I keep thinking
about... old times...
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like when you was
a fuckin' baby.
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- You looked like an angel.
- I know, Mama.
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- You told me that a million times.
- Yeah.
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Gentlemen!
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On the count of three!
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- Ready?
- Yeah.
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- One!
- I love you, Mama.
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- I love you, Baby.
- Two!
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Let's go.
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Three!
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Fucking pigs!
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Stupid motherfucker!
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Die, you fuckers!
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- You okay?!
- Yeah, are you?
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Fuck!
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- Ready?
- Yeah yeah yeah, go go!
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Wydell:
Man down!
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- Hold your fire!
- Hold your fire!
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Dobson! Get some tear-gas
in that house!
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Sir!
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Mama!
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Do not fucking move!
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I advise you
to lower that weapon.
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I'm sorry, Sheriff,
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but you ain't gettin' me.
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Looks like you ain't
gettin' off that easy,
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huh, bitch?
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All right, everybody listen up.
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I want this place gone over
with a fine-tooth comb.
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Wherever these fuckers are,
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- they gotta be close.
- I am standing outside the perimeter
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of what is turning out to be
the most horrific crime scene
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since Jack the Ripper
stalked the streets of London.
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What police have uncovered
reads like this...
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words can't describe it...
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"Human skulls
used as ornaments,
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body parts stuffed
in refrigerators. "
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And I can't believe
what it says here:
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"A mass grave
of decomposing bodies
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dumped under the crawlspace
of the house. "
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Hey, Chief, you might wanna
check this out.
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- What?
- I don't know.
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Jesus H Christ.
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Motherfucker.
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What, you recognize the clown?
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Yeah, his name is Spaulding,
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Captain fucking Spaulding.
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Oh, yeah! Ooh, yes!
Gimme... give it to me!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah yeah.
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Yeah, ride the horse, baby!
Ride it!
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Ride it! Yeah yeah yeah.
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God! Oh, yeah, honey.
Oh-ho!
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- Give it to me.
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- Oh, yeah. Yeah! Oh, yeah!
- You're the captain.
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- Come on, baby.
- Yeah yeah yeah...
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Oh, ride me, baby.
Ride it, ride it.
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Ride it!
Feels so good!
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Yeah! Yes, give it!
Give it up! Give it!
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Give it, give it!
Yeah! Oh!
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Come on, baby, ride it home!
Yeah yeah yeah...
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- Yes! Yeah!
- Yeah, oh!
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Ah! Oh, honey!
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You gettin'
a good ride tonight.
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Next time, you gonna
have to pay me.
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Did you just call me
a fucking whore?
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Well, I calls 'em
like I sees 'em.
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Really?
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You think I'm
a fucking whore?
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I don't think it,
I know it.
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- Whore this, fucker.
- Hey hey hey hey!
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Come on now, baby,
hold on.
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I'm just messing with ya.
You know us clowns,
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we like to just fool around
a bunch, you know? Come on.
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- Yeah.
- Laugh.
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Clown... laugh!
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Poopy.
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What's the matter,
bad dream?
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Yeah, 50-50.
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You want to fool
around some more?
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Oh, Jesus Christ, woman,
I gotta take a piss.
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- No.
- Didn't you get enough ass-banging
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last night?
God damn it, my dick is still sore.
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- Oh, come on, I'm horny.
- No.
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Most guys like
that quality in a girl.
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Yeah, except you acting like some
kinda spastic mongoloid in heat.
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- Fuckin' bitch.
- Hurry!
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Spaulding: Ah...
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Where is it?
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Just calm down,
it'll be on in a minute.
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Ah! Ha ha!
There it is!
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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- Yeah.
- You look so sexy.
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Captain Spaulding again. I'm here to
tell you about a brand-new attraction.
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Mary... the monkey.
Oh yeah, that's right.
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- Ha! That fuckin' monkey.
- This here little monkey
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...is half real human, half monkey...
- I love that monkey.
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...I brought all the way
from the wilds of Borneo.
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When y'all come in, make sure you bring
little Johnny and Suzie with you.
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She'll scare
the holy guacamole out of 'em.
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Ha ha! And remember
while you're down here,
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pick up a "Captain Spaulding
for president" T-shirt
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all shapes and...
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Hey, what the fuck is this?
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I paid good money for
this goddamn commercial!
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Sheriff, "News Update,"
what is the situation now?
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The situation?
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Now what?
God damn it!
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- What are you...
- Yeah, what?
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- Daddy, you gotta get outta there.
- Why?
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- The pigs hit us this morning real bad.
- Shut the fuck up!
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- They're gonna be coming for you too.
- All right, just calm down.
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I'll meet you at the Kahiki Palms Motel
just like we always planned.
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- Yeah, okay.
- I'll be there as soon as I can.
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All right,
just go now.
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Poopy!
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What do you need a gun for?
Where are we going?
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- You ain't going nowhere, bitch.
- Oh, Poopy!
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Get outta my fuckin' way!
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If you're out there listening to this,
I got a message for ya.
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I'm coming to get ya.
You can't run forever.
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You're gonna have to stop
somewhere, sometime, and when you do
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I'm gonna be there to put the wrath
of the Lord up your ass.
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Poopy, don't go!
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God damn it,
stop calling me Poopy!
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- But, Poopy...
- Leave me alone, woman!
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- I want my Poopy! Poopy, no!
- Leave me alone!
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In an attempt to help the Ruggsville
Police Department,
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we here at "News Update"
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would like to show you
these mug shots of the suspects
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known to have escaped
during the raid earlier this morning.
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100. 150.
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175.
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184 bucks?
What?!
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- Candy!
- What?
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Candy, come on down here!
Come on, cut that out.
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Turn it off.
Candy, come down here!
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- Come on down here!
- All right. Shit.
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What?
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This is bullshit, baby!
What is this?
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What do you want me to say?
It's a slow fuckin' night, boss.
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All them farmers want is
a quickie hand job and boom!
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10 dollar!
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Get back on their tractors,
save the real fucking for the sheep.
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Jesus, Candy, you gotta figure
a way to hook 'em in.
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You gotta hustle
that pussy.
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Find a new angle and you might
attract a higher clientele.
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Yeah, well, I've been
thinking about that.
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I was thinking about something spacey
like that "Star Wars" shit.
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You know, them losers wanna
fuck Princess Leia, right?
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I'd fuck her.
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Thank you.
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I don't know, you start messing
with that spacey shit,
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and you'll really bring out
some sick bitches.
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They all wanting
to pretend they're robots.
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Last thing I need is horny robots
running around, tripping over shit.
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Droids... boss,
they call 'em droids.
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Whatever.
I still say it's risky.
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Wong's Hong Kong Gardens,
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this is Mr. Wong speaking.
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Cut the shit, Charlie.
It's me, Cutter.
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I got a serious meltdown
going on down here
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and I need a place to cool out,
so I'm coming down.
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Fuck, man, I don't think it's such
a great idea, you coming around here.
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I am coming down... now.
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- Whoa, ho... hold it!
- Fuck.
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Hold it!
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Fuck!
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Man, I don't see him.
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Shit, where the fuck is he?
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Jesus! Can we get
over this already?
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I mean, I just don't
find it funny anymore.
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I don't know,
it's still pretty funny.
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- I'd say so.
- I hate to be the one
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- to tell you I told you so...
- Then don't.
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- But ridin' a mechanical bull
is not as easy as it looks.
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Technically, she had
a pretty good ride...
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until tragedy struck.
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Hey, the lesson here is
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that tube tops are not the proper attire
for bull riding, Glory.
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I agree with you.
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You gonna have to put a harness
on them little suckers, honey.
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Her "tig bitties"
were flappin' around...
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My titties don't flap!
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They looked like two raccoons
in a gunnysack fighting to get out.
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- Oh, Adam, shut up.
- When her top fell down,
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I was gonna pee myself!
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"I was gonna pee myself!"
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You're just jealous
'cause you don't have any titties.
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Oh, Gloria, come on,
no reason to get mean.
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Come on, baby.
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You had one titty going this way
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and one titty going that way.
It was pretty amazing.
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Chances are high you made
a few fans that night.
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Oh, shut up, dipshit.
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Well, I told Johnny Cash,
and he said...
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did you know I shook hands
with Johnny Cash once?
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Roy, how about you go
find me the ice machine?
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I need a drink.
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I'll get you the ice, but you gotta
promise us an encore tomorrow.
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Roy!
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You wish, honey.
Don't you wish.
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The babes are
going into seclusion.
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Man over radio:
The leader of this group who is
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a local celebrity goes by the name
of Captain Spaulding
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along with two other
suspects known as Otis...
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Aw, shit fuck
shit fuck!
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God, calm down.
Get rid of the car.
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Don't worry,
I'll get us a room.
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- Well, hurry the fuck up!
- Fuck you!
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00:23:51,403 --> 00:23:52,927
Fuck you!
242
00:23:54,974 --> 00:23:56,965
Police revealed today
that they believe
243
00:23:57,042 --> 00:23:59,807
most of the victims were drugged,
kidnapped and sexually assaulted.
244
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,745
God damn it! Fuck!
245
00:24:04,117 --> 00:24:07,917
Hey, Roy, I was doing some research
on that thing I was telling you about.
246
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,888
- What thing?
- Rodeo clowning.
247
00:24:13,093 --> 00:24:14,583
Rodeo...
248
00:24:18,231 --> 00:24:20,392
A rodeo clown?
You been smoking dope.
249
00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:24,096
Yeah... I mean no,
not right now.
250
00:24:25,138 --> 00:24:27,766
Let me tell you
something.
251
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:31,209
You spend one second in that pen
and that bull'd have his horn
252
00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:34,737
up your ass
and sticking out your pecker.
253
00:24:34,816 --> 00:24:36,784
That's exactly what
I thought you'd say.
254
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:40,844
You know, you can never be supportive
of anything I wanna do.
255
00:24:40,922 --> 00:24:42,719
What do you
want me to say?
256
00:24:42,790 --> 00:24:45,759
That you're dressed for the part
and headed in the right direction?
257
00:24:45,827 --> 00:24:47,795
Well, Adam was saying...
258
00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:49,887
I've always been
good with animals.
259
00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:51,932
I mean, dogs love me.
260
00:24:51,999 --> 00:24:54,399
And isn't a horse
kinda like a big dog?
261
00:24:55,469 --> 00:24:57,869
I don't know.
262
00:24:59,507 --> 00:25:02,670
No, you're not
clown material.
263
00:25:02,743 --> 00:25:06,077
Forget it. I'm gonna walk
on over to the gas station.
264
00:25:06,148 --> 00:25:08,912
- You want anything?
- No... yes.
265
00:25:08,984 --> 00:25:11,509
Get me some
of that beef jerky.
266
00:25:11,587 --> 00:25:13,555
Thanks for talking.
267
00:25:13,622 --> 00:25:16,648
I could've been on that pit crew
down in North Carolina.
268
00:25:19,328 --> 00:25:21,296
Yeah.
269
00:25:36,112 --> 00:25:38,580
Baby:
Meow! Meow.
270
00:25:38,648 --> 00:25:40,616
Hey, pussycat.
271
00:25:42,385 --> 00:25:44,319
Hey, got a light?
272
00:25:45,989 --> 00:25:49,686
No, uh, I don't smoke.
273
00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:53,718
My doctor says I got lungs
like a professional athlete.
274
00:25:53,796 --> 00:25:55,787
Ah, I get it.
You wanna live forever.
275
00:25:55,865 --> 00:25:57,833
Yeah yeah, well...
276
00:25:57,901 --> 00:26:00,870
So what, are you on vacation
all by yourself or something?
277
00:26:00,937 --> 00:26:05,397
Yeah... no. I'm actually out here
with my singing group.
278
00:26:05,475 --> 00:26:06,806
I do the lead singing for it.
279
00:26:06,876 --> 00:26:08,674
It's called
"Banjo and Sullivan. "
280
00:26:08,746 --> 00:26:11,647
I used to sing with Johnny Cash.
He shook my hand.
281
00:26:11,715 --> 00:26:14,548
I love famous people. They're so much
better than the real thing.
282
00:26:14,618 --> 00:26:18,611
Well, yeah,
I suppose they are.
283
00:26:18,689 --> 00:26:21,180
I bet all the girls
wanna fuck you.
284
00:26:23,193 --> 00:26:28,756
- Would you say that again?
- I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
285
00:26:28,832 --> 00:26:30,800
(both laughing)
286
00:26:34,305 --> 00:26:36,739
Do you kiss your mama
with that mouth?
287
00:26:36,807 --> 00:26:40,243
Trust me, fella, that ain't
the only thing I do with this mouth.
288
00:26:40,311 --> 00:26:42,678
Don't tell me that!
What? Say that again.
289
00:26:42,747 --> 00:26:45,272
That I ain't the only thing
I do with this mouth.
290
00:26:45,350 --> 00:26:47,318
It's so depressing.
291
00:26:47,385 --> 00:26:50,786
Let's talk about some of the symbols
of these groups
292
00:26:50,855 --> 00:26:52,755
like the inverted cross
or the pentagram
293
00:26:52,824 --> 00:26:55,759
or the number 666
left at the scene of the crime.
294
00:26:55,827 --> 00:26:57,226
What do you
think about that?
295
00:27:05,403 --> 00:27:08,065
This is not
an isolated incident.
296
00:27:08,139 --> 00:27:11,040
Well, members of these cults
realize they have no chance
297
00:27:11,109 --> 00:27:13,101
of attacking God directly.
298
00:27:13,179 --> 00:27:17,673
- So the next best thing...
- Adam, could you switch this?
299
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:22,153
- I can't stand to hear about this.
- What do I look like, Roy?
300
00:27:22,221 --> 00:27:24,587
I'm Sullivan,
301
00:27:24,657 --> 00:27:26,989
Roy Sullivan.
302
00:27:27,059 --> 00:27:29,027
Well... Roy Sullivan.
303
00:27:29,095 --> 00:27:32,258
You gonna take me
back to your room and play with me?
304
00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:35,261
My wife's in that room.
305
00:27:35,334 --> 00:27:37,097
Or is my brother
gonna have to shoot
306
00:27:37,169 --> 00:27:38,864
your fucking teeth
out of your head?
307
00:27:40,306 --> 00:27:43,207
Okay, let's go, Hoss.
Move it.
308
00:27:43,275 --> 00:27:46,006
Just makes me sick
to my stomach to think
309
00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:49,207
that we live in a world
where there are Satanic cults.
310
00:27:49,282 --> 00:27:51,375
Come on, Gloria,
it's a bunch of crap.
311
00:27:51,451 --> 00:27:53,919
- I don't know.
- Look at these two idiots.
312
00:27:53,987 --> 00:27:57,354
They're just exaggerating all this shit
to try and kick up ratings.
313
00:27:57,424 --> 00:28:00,484
They wanna get people scared
so they stay at home,
314
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,960
buy TV dinners.
Fuck me running.
315
00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:06,488
I don't know about that.
That business down in Ruggsville...
316
00:28:06,566 --> 00:28:09,091
Ruggsville?
Ruggsville can kiss my ass.
317
00:28:09,169 --> 00:28:11,501
Ain't nothing but a bunch
of local cousinfuckers
318
00:28:11,571 --> 00:28:13,505
corn-holing the livestock.
319
00:28:13,573 --> 00:28:16,974
Could you just switch it
for me anyway, please?
320
00:28:17,044 --> 00:28:20,481
Jesus Christ, I don't know
how Roy puts up with your shit.
321
00:28:21,749 --> 00:28:23,717
What is taking Roy
so long, anyway?
322
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:29,951
- Hey!
- On the bed now!
323
00:28:30,024 --> 00:28:32,720
- Get on the bed!
- Let me check my... all right.
324
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,024
- Easy!
- What's going on here, Roy?
325
00:28:35,096 --> 00:28:37,087
Shut up! Did I tell you
to fucking speak?
326
00:28:37,165 --> 00:28:39,793
- Hey! Hey! Quiet! Quiet!
- Did I tell you you could talk?
327
00:28:39,867 --> 00:28:42,529
Roy, what the hell is this?
328
00:28:42,603 --> 00:28:45,197
- God damn it, look at that jacket.
- What?
329
00:28:45,273 --> 00:28:47,104
On TV.
330
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:52,045
- Well, fuck the TV.
- Fuck the TV? Fuck you!
331
00:28:52,114 --> 00:28:54,446
Will you keep your head
on the business at hand?
332
00:28:56,385 --> 00:28:58,376
- Who's in the shower?
- That's my wife!
333
00:28:58,454 --> 00:29:00,445
- God damn it!
- Don't fuck with. 22.
334
00:29:00,522 --> 00:29:03,958
What are you gonna do, man?
What the fuck are you gonna do?
335
00:29:04,026 --> 00:29:06,051
I wanna know what the fuck
are you gonna do?
336
00:29:09,131 --> 00:29:11,099
Wendy!
337
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,566
Get the fuck out of here!
338
00:29:17,873 --> 00:29:19,841
Don't hurt her, please.
339
00:29:21,443 --> 00:29:24,208
Is this everyone?
340
00:29:25,949 --> 00:29:28,611
Hey, Roy. Open up.
341
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,313
I got some of that Dr. Corndog's
hickory-smoked jerky.
342
00:29:33,156 --> 00:29:34,646
Who the fuck is that?
343
00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:37,852
That's Jimmy.
He's our roadie.
344
00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:40,054
I forgot all about him.
345
00:29:40,130 --> 00:29:41,654
Baby, you all right?
346
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,860
Now I know
I can't trust you!
347
00:29:46,936 --> 00:29:48,665
I'll get him.
348
00:29:48,738 --> 00:29:52,435
- Hey.
- I'm sorry. I got the wrong room.
349
00:29:52,509 --> 00:29:54,443
I'm looking for
room number two.
350
00:29:54,511 --> 00:29:57,003
No, you got the right room.
Come on in.
351
00:29:57,081 --> 00:30:00,949
- Is Roy in there?
- Roy's in here, all right. Come on in.
352
00:30:02,186 --> 00:30:04,780
Get your ass in here!
On your knees!
353
00:30:04,855 --> 00:30:06,345
Roy, help...
354
00:30:16,634 --> 00:30:17,794
Shut up!
355
00:30:17,868 --> 00:30:20,564
We're at the scene
of a horrific multiple murder.
356
00:30:20,638 --> 00:30:23,698
- No telling how many...
- God damn it!
357
00:30:23,774 --> 00:30:25,571
Fuck!
358
00:30:25,643 --> 00:30:27,908
...in the process
of recovering the corpses
359
00:30:27,979 --> 00:30:30,311
which are in varying states
of decomposition.
360
00:30:30,382 --> 00:30:33,749
It's currently being treated
as a sign of a mass homicide.
361
00:30:33,818 --> 00:30:36,616
- If initial figures prove...
- (radio shuts off)
362
00:30:36,688 --> 00:30:39,589
Come on, honey.
Mommy has to get to work.
363
00:30:39,658 --> 00:30:42,889
If I'm late one more time,
Mr. McDonnell is gonna can my ass.
364
00:30:42,961 --> 00:30:45,930
I am hurrying!
I dropped something.
365
00:30:45,997 --> 00:30:47,430
Will you get in the car?!
366
00:30:50,702 --> 00:30:53,330
Okay, come on, let's go get in.
367
00:30:53,405 --> 00:30:56,067
- Mom, a clown.
- Yeah yeah, a clown.
368
00:30:56,141 --> 00:30:57,699
Oh... hi.
369
00:30:57,776 --> 00:31:01,235
Hi. I'm gonna have to
be taking your car today.
370
00:31:01,314 --> 00:31:03,407
See, I have some
top-secret clown business
371
00:31:03,482 --> 00:31:06,747
that supersedes any plans that you
might have for this here vehicle.
372
00:31:06,819 --> 00:31:10,346
What's that about clown business?
373
00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:16,687
Do I stutter, bitch?
374
00:31:16,762 --> 00:31:19,697
Jamie, get in the car.
Lock the door.
375
00:31:19,765 --> 00:31:22,165
Where the hell you going?
Damn it.
376
00:31:22,235 --> 00:31:24,499
Don't you never turn your back
on a fucking clown
377
00:31:24,570 --> 00:31:27,471
- when he's talking to you!
- Get your fucking hands off of me!
378
00:31:35,582 --> 00:31:38,449
What's the matter, kid?
Don't you like clowns?
379
00:31:39,786 --> 00:31:43,244
Why? Don't we
make you laugh?
380
00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:47,191
Aren't we fucking funny?
You best come up with an answer
381
00:31:47,261 --> 00:31:50,662
'cause I'm gonna come back here
and check on you and your mama.
382
00:31:50,731 --> 00:31:53,529
If you ain't got a reason
why you hate clowns,
383
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,535
I'm gonna kill your
whole fucking family.
384
00:31:56,603 --> 00:31:59,231
All right, now get
your fucking ass out the car!
385
00:31:59,306 --> 00:32:01,103
Go on!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
386
00:32:01,174 --> 00:32:04,906
Shit! Woo!
387
00:32:12,587 --> 00:32:17,718
Chinese, Japanese,
dirty knees, look at these.
388
00:32:20,061 --> 00:32:25,226
Chinese, Japanese,
dirty knees, look at these.
389
00:32:26,701 --> 00:32:29,135
Chinese, Japanese,
390
00:32:29,203 --> 00:32:32,434
dirty knees, look at these.
391
00:32:37,746 --> 00:32:41,113
Hoss, are you staring
at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
392
00:32:41,183 --> 00:32:43,310
No.
393
00:32:43,385 --> 00:32:44,750
Why not? You a faggot?
394
00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:46,515
No.
395
00:32:46,588 --> 00:32:49,751
Well, what are you?
I mean, you got this hot piece of ass
396
00:32:49,825 --> 00:32:51,759
shaking her shit right
in front of you
397
00:32:51,827 --> 00:32:54,853
and you're not getting any ideas?
What do you call that?
398
00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:56,522
I'm a married man.
399
00:32:56,598 --> 00:32:59,123
A married fucking man.
400
00:32:59,201 --> 00:33:00,964
Hey, that's just great!
401
00:33:01,036 --> 00:33:04,005
Let's give him a big round
of applause, folks, for the married man!
402
00:33:04,073 --> 00:33:06,064
Come on!
403
00:33:06,141 --> 00:33:08,234
Woo! Married man!
404
00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:10,279
All right. Wow.
405
00:33:10,347 --> 00:33:12,713
Okay, Mama,
front and center, on your feet.
406
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:14,716
Don't hurt her.
407
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:17,617
Get on your feet.
Come on.
408
00:33:17,687 --> 00:33:19,348
Let's go.
409
00:33:19,422 --> 00:33:21,083
Please, mister,
this is insane.
410
00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:23,717
Boy... the next word
that comes outta your mouth
411
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:26,284
better be some brilliant
fucking Mark Twain shit,
412
00:33:26,363 --> 00:33:29,264
'cause it's definitely getting
chiseled on your tombstone.
413
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,736
Okay, come on, Mama.
Take that shit off,
414
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:38,171
let's see what's been holding Hoss's
balls at attention all these years.
415
00:33:38,241 --> 00:33:40,038
What?
416
00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:42,443
What? Take off your clothes,
417
00:33:42,513 --> 00:33:44,606
or one of these assholes
is going to die.
418
00:33:57,128 --> 00:33:59,528
Come on, come on.
419
00:33:59,597 --> 00:34:01,724
Shit, way to go, Roy!
She ain't too bad.
420
00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:04,359
She got a tight
little ass on her!
421
00:34:07,405 --> 00:34:09,305
And she got some
child-rearing hips.
422
00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:12,873
Huh, yeah, hey.
423
00:34:12,943 --> 00:34:16,277
Please don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me.
424
00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:19,840
Here, ooh, Jeez.
Roy, beginning to see what you mean.
425
00:34:19,918 --> 00:34:21,852
Whoa.
426
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,717
Please don't hurt me.
427
00:34:31,630 --> 00:34:34,098
You like this, don't ya?
428
00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:38,034
Say "Yes, I do. "
429
00:34:38,103 --> 00:34:40,731
You like that, don't ya?
Say "Yes, I do. "
430
00:34:40,806 --> 00:34:42,774
Yes, I do.
431
00:34:49,982 --> 00:34:51,415
Yes, I do.
432
00:34:51,484 --> 00:34:54,715
Yes, I... I do.
433
00:35:00,126 --> 00:35:02,094
Okay.
434
00:35:03,129 --> 00:35:05,290
Okay, now.
435
00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,628
Give me some sugar.
Make it sweet.
436
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,464
Don't want me to tense
up my trigger finger.
437
00:35:10,536 --> 00:35:12,663
- My finger's getting tense...
438
00:35:30,891 --> 00:35:33,951
I want you to say,
"You're the almighty devil,
439
00:35:34,027 --> 00:35:36,325
and I want you to make me
my filthy whore. "
440
00:35:36,396 --> 00:35:39,797
Come on, say it.
I know it.
441
00:35:39,867 --> 00:35:42,563
I know you're
feeling it. Say it.
442
00:35:42,636 --> 00:35:44,661
You're... the...
almighty... devil
443
00:35:44,738 --> 00:35:49,232
and I want you...
to make me your... fucking whore.
444
00:36:11,266 --> 00:36:14,030
You make me sick.
445
00:36:14,102 --> 00:36:16,332
Woo-hoo!
446
00:36:16,404 --> 00:36:19,134
I feel like we're all really getting
to know each other now.
447
00:36:19,207 --> 00:36:23,144
All right, ladies.
Me and the boys have an errand to run.
448
00:36:24,813 --> 00:36:26,280
We'll be back
in a little while.
449
00:36:26,348 --> 00:36:27,872
Come on, Hoss,
move it.
450
00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:30,316
Come on, shit stain!
Gotta go!
451
00:36:30,386 --> 00:36:32,354
Come on!
God damn it!
452
00:36:34,456 --> 00:36:37,857
Authorities struggle to
comprehend the grizzly remains found
453
00:36:37,927 --> 00:36:41,488
in what is now being called the most
heinous crime in American history.
454
00:36:41,564 --> 00:36:43,725
The group responsible
for these murders
455
00:36:43,799 --> 00:36:47,235
is now being referred to as "The Devil's
Rejects" by the local media.
456
00:36:47,303 --> 00:36:49,828
A woman known only
as "Mother Firefly"
457
00:36:49,905 --> 00:36:51,839
was taken into
police custody today
458
00:36:51,907 --> 00:36:54,432
after a violent
gun battle with police
459
00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:57,503
that left four officers
dead and seven wounded.
460
00:36:57,581 --> 00:36:59,378
I'm Derek Sanderson
461
00:36:59,449 --> 00:37:01,440
bringing the world
to your doorstep.
462
00:37:14,497 --> 00:37:15,987
Open the gate.
463
00:37:17,934 --> 00:37:20,027
Ma'am...
464
00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:23,129
my name is Sheriff
John Quincey Wydell.
465
00:37:24,841 --> 00:37:27,332
Let's see
who we got here.
466
00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:30,141
Miss Gloria Teasdale,
467
00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:32,011
alias Eve Wilson,
468
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,074
alias Southern Betty Woods...
469
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,484
Betsy Woods.
470
00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:40,581
And of course,
471
00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:42,649
alias Mother Firefly.
472
00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:45,025
You can read.
473
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,155
Congratulations.
474
00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:49,495
Four counts,
grand theft auto.
475
00:37:49,567 --> 00:37:51,535
Five counts,
armed robbery.
476
00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:56,866
What's this?
Looks like your specialty...
477
00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:01,038
17 counts, solicitation
and prostitution.
478
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,780
You've been one busy whore.
479
00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:08,649
I bet them old farmboys love you.
480
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,086
Everyone loves me.
481
00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:14,183
Don't you pretend...
482
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,318
you don't fancy me.
483
00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:19,296
Oh, yes, ma'am.
484
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:21,264
I find you quite irresistible.
485
00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:24,392
- Dobson.
- Yes, sir.
486
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:27,632
- Put them books over there.
- Got it.
487
00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:34,201
Ma'am, you recognize
these books, here?
488
00:38:35,248 --> 00:38:37,216
Yeah.
489
00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:41,379
Oh! Ain't she an angel?
490
00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:44,890
Well, she gonna be one dead angel
when I catch up to her...
491
00:38:44,957 --> 00:38:48,222
you, your whole clan,
you dead already.
492
00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:51,627
You're just ghosts,
just waiting to expire.
493
00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:54,326
The way I figure it,
only choice you got
494
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,198
is to cooperate
and tell me where they are.
495
00:38:57,270 --> 00:38:59,761
That way your little
angel over there
496
00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:02,774
don't have to die like no dog
in the streets when I catch her.
497
00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:07,041
- Are you done trying to scare me?
- No, ma'am.
498
00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:09,207
With God as my witness...
499
00:39:09,283 --> 00:39:11,342
I have only just begun.
500
00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:14,046
Oh... Sheriff...
501
00:39:14,121 --> 00:39:16,112
can I show you something?
502
00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:20,555
I'll need this book here.
503
00:39:20,627 --> 00:39:22,595
I did never...
504
00:39:22,663 --> 00:39:26,429
get around to putting these
in the book proper.
505
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,365
And I thought...
506
00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:30,300
you might enjoy them.
507
00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,429
Oh... you know...
508
00:39:34,108 --> 00:39:36,633
he was a real sweetie pie.
509
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:39,145
Tall...
510
00:39:39,214 --> 00:39:40,841
big moustache...
511
00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:43,145
bald head...
512
00:39:43,218 --> 00:39:45,948
You know,
I feel contrite
513
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,648
about blowing
his brains out,
514
00:39:48,723 --> 00:39:52,750
'cause he seemed
like such a nice man.
515
00:39:52,827 --> 00:39:55,990
I think...
516
00:39:56,064 --> 00:40:00,000
he said... his name
was also Wydell.
517
00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:05,571
Was he kin to you?
518
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,448
Listen to me,
519
00:40:13,516 --> 00:40:15,916
you gonna listen to me good.
520
00:40:15,985 --> 00:40:18,010
I'm going to kill every
member of your family.
521
00:40:18,087 --> 00:40:21,648
I am gonna hunt them down
like animals and skin 'em alive.
522
00:40:21,724 --> 00:40:25,125
They are gonna feel the pain
and suffering of every last victim.
523
00:40:25,194 --> 00:40:28,960
They're gonna crawl on their hands
and knees and beg me for mercy,
524
00:40:29,031 --> 00:40:31,499
but all I'm gonna
have for 'em is pain.
525
00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:33,194
- You're dead!
526
00:40:36,605 --> 00:40:40,473
You go get 'em, Sheriff!
527
00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:43,707
Go get your ghost!
Them ghosts is gonna
528
00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:47,807
crawl right up
in your h-e-e-e-ead!
529
00:40:47,884 --> 00:40:53,982
You found yourself into something
you ain't never getting out of!
530
00:40:56,259 --> 00:40:59,023
We'll get ya!
We'll... get ya!
531
00:40:59,095 --> 00:41:03,225
We'll get ya!
You're dead, Sheriff!
532
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:06,292
You're dead!
I'll see you
533
00:41:06,369 --> 00:41:10,703
in fucking hell!
534
00:41:47,779 --> 00:41:50,179
Hey, Hoss,
you like this song?
535
00:41:52,985 --> 00:41:57,183
Do you like this song?
536
00:41:59,491 --> 00:42:02,085
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess so.
537
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,128
Oh, really?
538
00:42:04,196 --> 00:42:06,687
- Which way?
- Take a right.
539
00:42:07,766 --> 00:42:10,291
You like that T op 40 shit?
540
00:42:10,369 --> 00:42:12,337
I thought you
were like some kinda
541
00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:15,999
true-blue-balls-earnest-kill-'em
country fucker.
542
00:42:16,074 --> 00:42:19,009
You're nothing but a city faggot
with a cowboy hat.
543
00:42:20,546 --> 00:42:22,377
Stop here.
544
00:42:28,054 --> 00:42:30,022
Okay, get out.
545
00:42:36,896 --> 00:42:38,386
This way.
546
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,739
Follow the yellow brick road.
547
00:42:53,514 --> 00:42:55,414
Otis:
That's right.
548
00:42:56,483 --> 00:42:58,451
Go on.
549
00:43:07,695 --> 00:43:09,663
You know, Hoss,
if I'm not mistaken,
550
00:43:09,730 --> 00:43:12,927
I think I can smell your wife's
pussy-stink on my gun.
551
00:43:13,968 --> 00:43:15,936
Hope it doesn't rust the barrel.
552
00:43:19,873 --> 00:43:21,841
Oh, man.
553
00:43:21,909 --> 00:43:25,346
You know, the stress
of the day is really setting in on me.
554
00:43:27,015 --> 00:43:30,678
You guys happen to know how a guy
like me could relieve some tension?
555
00:43:33,121 --> 00:43:36,887
Ah, maybe... I think
your wife Wendy, boy,
556
00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:38,949
looks like she could
relieve some tension.
557
00:43:39,027 --> 00:43:41,154
- Mister, where we going?
- Those little titties...
558
00:43:41,229 --> 00:43:43,026
we're going down
the road here.
559
00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:45,464
Those little titties,
she's got a tight little ass.
560
00:43:46,768 --> 00:43:48,736
Does she like it
when you puke?
561
00:43:48,803 --> 00:43:50,600
Is that part of your deal?
562
00:43:50,672 --> 00:43:52,162
Where you taking us?
563
00:43:54,442 --> 00:43:56,911
Well, I guess, it wouldn't
do no harm to tell you none.
564
00:43:56,979 --> 00:44:00,847
We're gonna go dig up some guns
I buried out here a couple years ago.
565
00:44:00,916 --> 00:44:03,749
- Then what?
- Well, there ain't no "what. "
566
00:44:03,819 --> 00:44:05,787
That's the end of the road.
567
00:44:07,556 --> 00:44:09,046
What?
568
00:44:13,295 --> 00:44:16,856
- You're not gonna kill us, are you?
- Killing sounds so permanent.
569
00:44:16,932 --> 00:44:19,560
Adam: We did everything
you want, mister, just let us go.
570
00:44:19,635 --> 00:44:21,398
We did what you said.
571
00:44:21,470 --> 00:44:25,804
First of all,
I didn't say anything.
572
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,968
And second of all,
I'm calling the shots!
573
00:44:28,044 --> 00:44:30,138
Consider me fucking
Willy fucking Wonka!
574
00:44:30,213 --> 00:44:32,408
This is my fucking chocolate factory!
You got it?!
575
00:44:32,482 --> 00:44:34,177
My factory...
576
00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:36,185
Get him, Roy!
577
00:44:36,253 --> 00:44:38,221
Get the gun, Roy!
578
00:45:36,582 --> 00:45:37,913
Roy!
579
00:45:55,367 --> 00:45:58,336
Please, mister, stop.
Please.
580
00:45:58,403 --> 00:46:01,338
- Stop.
- Stop?
581
00:46:01,406 --> 00:46:03,966
Bitch, I have just started.
582
00:46:04,042 --> 00:46:06,910
You know, I was gonna take
it easy on you, boy,
583
00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:10,245
but you brought this
down on yourself.
584
00:46:10,316 --> 00:46:13,581
You had to come
all fucking-big-stick- walking-tall
585
00:46:13,653 --> 00:46:16,781
like a big, fucking hero!
You got yourself to blame.
586
00:46:16,856 --> 00:46:19,723
Look at you now, hero!
You're gonna fucking bleed to death.
587
00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:21,760
Fuck you!
588
00:46:24,197 --> 00:46:26,358
That's what they all say,
"Fuck you!"
589
00:46:26,432 --> 00:46:29,629
Well, it ain't gonna save ya.
It don't scare me none
590
00:46:29,702 --> 00:46:32,398
and don't make you a hero!
591
00:46:36,609 --> 00:46:39,602
Wanna see what happens
to heroes, boy?
592
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,138
You wanna see bad-ass, motherfucker?
I'll show you bad-ass!
593
00:46:46,754 --> 00:46:48,813
Roy!
594
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:51,653
Roy!
595
00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:53,920
Hoss, I want you
to pray to your God.
596
00:46:53,994 --> 00:46:56,827
I want you to pray that
He comes and saves you.
597
00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:59,730
I want lightning to come down
and crash upon my fucking head!
598
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,736
- I pray... Jesus...
- Louder!
599
00:47:03,804 --> 00:47:07,570
Bless the bunnies,
bless the little birds...
600
00:47:07,641 --> 00:47:11,442
- I don't feel anything.
... - bless the springtime morning.
601
00:47:11,513 --> 00:47:15,040
I feel it!
602
00:47:15,116 --> 00:47:18,574
Oh, Great God Almighty,
I repent, I repent!
603
00:47:18,653 --> 00:47:21,315
I feel the love
of the God-God-God Almighty!
604
00:47:21,389 --> 00:47:24,620
Oh, the Holy Spirit
is in my body!
605
00:47:33,635 --> 00:47:37,503
I am the devil, and I am here
to do the devil's work.
606
00:47:42,244 --> 00:47:44,873
Roy! Roy!
607
00:47:49,619 --> 00:47:53,350
Roy! Roy!
608
00:48:01,831 --> 00:48:03,492
You fucking motherfucker!
609
00:48:03,566 --> 00:48:06,228
You fucking motherfucker!
Son of a bitch!
610
00:48:06,302 --> 00:48:09,396
I've got other
plans for you... hero.
611
00:48:40,671 --> 00:48:42,969
Shut the fuck up!
612
00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:53,575
Can I go to the bathroom, please?
I'm about to piss myself.
613
00:48:56,921 --> 00:48:58,752
Excuse me...
614
00:49:00,491 --> 00:49:02,891
Can she go to
the bathroom? Please?
615
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,487
What?! I heard you the first time.
I was just thinking.
616
00:49:06,564 --> 00:49:08,395
What are you
gonna do for me?
617
00:49:08,466 --> 00:49:11,264
- What?
- Go piss yourself for all I care.
618
00:49:11,336 --> 00:49:14,032
If you want special favors, you gotta
give me something in return.
619
00:49:14,105 --> 00:49:16,073
What do you want?
620
00:49:20,913 --> 00:49:23,381
I want you
to hit her in the face.
621
00:49:23,449 --> 00:49:26,350
- What?
- I know you heard me.
622
00:49:30,856 --> 00:49:32,824
Go ahead.
623
00:49:34,293 --> 00:49:36,261
Go on.
624
00:49:38,163 --> 00:49:39,755
Make it hurt,
no love taps.
625
00:49:39,832 --> 00:49:41,800
I want to hear it.
626
00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:49,701
Harder, she ain't gonna break.
627
00:50:02,655 --> 00:50:04,850
You better make this
next one fucking count!
628
00:50:15,869 --> 00:50:18,133
- Ah!
629
00:50:18,204 --> 00:50:20,365
Good, very nice.
630
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,408
Now you come here.
631
00:50:23,610 --> 00:50:25,579
Right here.
Kneel down.
632
00:50:28,249 --> 00:50:32,481
Give me a kiss and say, "Thank you,
Baby, I'm having a great time. "
633
00:50:35,122 --> 00:50:37,386
Thanks, Baby,
I had a really good time.
634
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,926
Now make it fast, bitch!
635
00:50:41,996 --> 00:50:44,556
Don't try anything cute!
636
00:50:50,271 --> 00:50:52,933
Shit!
637
00:50:58,413 --> 00:50:59,937
Now, what do you
want to do?
638
00:51:10,091 --> 00:51:12,525
Damn it, I knew that cunt
would do something stupid.
639
00:51:12,594 --> 00:51:15,256
Shut up!
Open the fucking door!
640
00:51:15,330 --> 00:51:18,299
- Open the goddamn door!
- Okay! Hold it!
641
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,570
Somebody help me!
642
00:51:27,642 --> 00:51:30,771
What are you
gonna do, shoot me?
643
00:51:30,847 --> 00:51:32,906
What did I ever
really do to you?
644
00:51:32,982 --> 00:51:36,884
I swear I'll do it.
I'll kill you.
645
00:51:36,953 --> 00:51:38,887
Why would you
want to kill me?
646
00:51:38,955 --> 00:51:41,082
I'm you're only hope,
my brother's fucking crazy.
647
00:51:41,157 --> 00:51:43,853
- Please!
- Wendy, it's all right!
648
00:51:43,926 --> 00:51:45,553
Come on out...
649
00:52:07,851 --> 00:52:10,820
Go ahead, shoot me.
Shoot me right in the ass!
650
00:52:16,727 --> 00:52:19,252
Stupid cunt!
Ain't no bullets in this thing.
651
00:52:19,329 --> 00:52:20,990
It's all fucking mind power.
652
00:52:49,093 --> 00:52:52,290
Somebody, help! Somebody, please!
653
00:52:52,363 --> 00:52:56,129
Help! Help! Help!
654
00:52:57,268 --> 00:53:00,567
Help me! Help me!
655
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:10,148
Oh, God. Help me!
656
00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:13,474
- Whoa whoa, darling.
- She's crazy!
657
00:53:13,552 --> 00:53:14,985
Daddy, grab that bitch!
658
00:53:39,179 --> 00:53:41,306
Hey, Chief,
I think I got something.
659
00:53:41,381 --> 00:53:43,315
What?
660
00:53:43,383 --> 00:53:45,283
This Captain Spaulding guy,
661
00:53:45,352 --> 00:53:48,150
Captain Spaulding's
a character from "Animal Crackers,"
662
00:53:48,221 --> 00:53:50,155
a Marx Brothers' movie.
663
00:53:50,223 --> 00:53:52,487
I'll be damned.
664
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:54,288
Think it means anything?
665
00:53:54,361 --> 00:53:56,329
I don't know.
666
00:53:58,431 --> 00:54:01,923
Tell you what, you get that
movie critic over here. What's his name?
667
00:54:02,002 --> 00:54:03,765
- Marty Walker?
- Yeah, that's him.
668
00:54:03,837 --> 00:54:06,362
Tell him to get his ass
over here as soon as he can.
669
00:54:06,439 --> 00:54:09,806
Tell him to bring whatever information
he's got about the Marx Brothers,
670
00:54:09,876 --> 00:54:12,038
particularly characters
Groucho played in his movies.
671
00:54:12,113 --> 00:54:14,081
All right,
I'll get right on it.
672
00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:17,407
This shit's just getting
weirder and weirder.
673
00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:28,228
Shit, Daddy, I didn't
think you were coming.
674
00:54:28,295 --> 00:54:30,729
I'm cool.
675
00:54:32,466 --> 00:54:34,400
Where the fuck is Otis?
676
00:54:34,468 --> 00:54:37,198
Not back from
getting the guns yet.
677
00:54:37,271 --> 00:54:38,966
You wanna fuck with me?
Huh, bitch?
678
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,031
You ain't got what it takes.
679
00:54:41,108 --> 00:54:44,010
He fucks this up,
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.
680
00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:47,537
You believe this bitch had the balls
to try and fuck with me?
681
00:54:50,419 --> 00:54:53,718
Cox, nice of you to make it.
Enjoying your meal?
682
00:54:53,789 --> 00:54:55,780
What? I gotta eat.
683
00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:58,985
My blood sugar gets off,
I'm not gonna be any good to anybody.
684
00:54:59,061 --> 00:55:01,154
Ya ain't no good
to nobody anyhow.
685
00:55:01,229 --> 00:55:03,857
Listen here, that movie expert
guy's here. Wanna talk to him?
686
00:55:03,932 --> 00:55:05,832
Want me
to bring him in?
687
00:55:07,169 --> 00:55:09,501
All right, all right,
I'll get him right now.
688
00:55:09,571 --> 00:55:12,005
Mr. Walker?
Come on in, please.
689
00:55:12,074 --> 00:55:13,632
Sheriff Wydell,
it's a pleasure.
690
00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:16,338
I rushed right over
as soon as I got your call.
691
00:55:16,412 --> 00:55:18,471
You came to the right man.
692
00:55:18,548 --> 00:55:22,211
I happen to be a self-proclaimed
Marx Brothers expert if I say so myself.
693
00:55:22,285 --> 00:55:24,913
I'm sure your knowledge
of bullshit is limitless.
694
00:55:24,987 --> 00:55:27,683
Why don't we get to the point?
What do you got for me?
695
00:55:27,757 --> 00:55:29,384
I got a fucking
grocery list for you
696
00:55:29,459 --> 00:55:32,451
of all the major Marx Brothers
characters and related characters,
697
00:55:32,528 --> 00:55:35,929
and I made a secondary list of any
and all films having to do with Groucho,
698
00:55:35,998 --> 00:55:38,558
including such gems as
"A Girl in Every Port," and "Skidoo,"
699
00:55:38,634 --> 00:55:42,400
where Groucho played the part of God...
700
00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:45,839
directed by Otto Preminger,
who happened to be Jewish,
701
00:55:45,908 --> 00:55:48,969
although he played a Nazi commandant
in "Stalag 17" directed by Billy Wilder.
702
00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:51,173
Otto Preminger also
directed "Exodus,"
703
00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:53,239
and it's rumored
that at the premiere
704
00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:55,808
Mort Sahl stood up,
yelled at the screen,
705
00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:59,583
- "Otto! Let my people go!"
- Give me the damn list.
706
00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:02,921
It's ironic, don't ya think?
Nazi, State of Israel?
707
00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:06,485
They're all here,
all the aliases...
708
00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:08,929
"Rufus Firefly,
Otis Driftwood,
709
00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:10,933
Captain Spaulding"...
all of 'em.
710
00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:15,028
Hey, Chief, I'm thinking we ought to
track down this Groucho Marx guy,
711
00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:17,300
ask him a few questions,
maybe he's involved.
712
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:20,309
Idiot, he died last year.
He died, didn't he?
713
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,573
Oh God damn it.
God damn it, see?
714
00:56:22,647 --> 00:56:25,878
That right there is one sad,
pathetic state of cinematic affairs.
715
00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:27,815
If you weren't a cop,
I'd wring your neck.
716
00:56:27,886 --> 00:56:30,616
Hey, let's take
that down a notch.
717
00:56:30,688 --> 00:56:32,679
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
718
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:37,387
This sneering, rotating,
gyrating pelvis son of a bitch,
719
00:56:37,462 --> 00:56:39,726
he died three days
before Groucho,
720
00:56:39,798 --> 00:56:41,527
stole all
the goddamn headlines.
721
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,396
That goddamn, fucking
Elvis Presley.
722
00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:45,527
What did you say
about The King?
723
00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:47,696
He died three
days before Grouch...
724
00:56:47,772 --> 00:56:50,468
You ever say another derogatory word
725
00:56:50,542 --> 00:56:53,410
about Elvis Aaron Presley
in my presence again,
726
00:56:53,479 --> 00:56:55,879
I will kick
the living shit out of you!
727
00:56:55,948 --> 00:56:59,179
You get this Hollywood-loving
pussy out of my face.
728
00:56:59,251 --> 00:57:01,549
- Elvis is in Hollywood!
- Get the hell outta here!
729
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,247
- His first film...
- Get out!
730
00:57:03,322 --> 00:57:05,847
..."Love Me T ender,"
was based on an Irish folk song!
731
00:57:05,925 --> 00:57:07,893
Fuck Groucho!
732
00:57:33,787 --> 00:57:35,846
Ha!
733
00:57:35,922 --> 00:57:38,447
Booga booga booga booga
booga booga booga booga!
734
00:57:38,525 --> 00:57:42,188
Don't you fucking knock?
735
00:57:42,262 --> 00:57:45,060
- Where the fuck you been?
- Did you get everything?
736
00:57:45,131 --> 00:57:47,599
Oh, yeah, I got everything.
737
00:57:49,569 --> 00:57:53,027
You, motherfucker!
Where the fuck have you been?
738
00:57:53,106 --> 00:57:56,337
Hey! You got a problem
with my timeframe, son,
739
00:57:56,409 --> 00:57:58,401
you best spit
it out right now.
740
00:57:58,479 --> 00:58:01,880
Yeah, I got a problem.
I got a big fucking problem, bozo!
741
00:58:01,949 --> 00:58:04,975
Well, make your move,
laddie, two hits.
742
00:58:05,052 --> 00:58:07,680
I hit you and your dick
hits the fucking dirt.
743
00:58:07,755 --> 00:58:10,724
Old man, you ain't
hitting nothing!
744
00:58:16,264 --> 00:58:19,028
Hey, cut the shit, we gotta
get the fuck outta here.
745
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:22,035
What are we gonna
do with this one?
746
00:58:23,771 --> 00:58:25,864
Leave her for
a maid to clean up.
747
00:58:29,310 --> 00:58:31,279
I got a better idea.
748
00:58:44,526 --> 00:58:46,585
We regret to inform you
749
00:58:46,662 --> 00:58:50,496
that the "Banjo and Sullivan Show"
will be canceled tonight.
750
00:58:53,335 --> 00:58:55,235
Fuck.
751
00:58:59,441 --> 00:59:01,409
No, please!
752
00:59:35,079 --> 00:59:37,047
Housekeeping.
753
00:59:40,317 --> 00:59:42,285
Housekeeping!
754
00:59:51,061 --> 00:59:52,494
Ay, Julio.
755
01:01:52,086 --> 01:01:55,817
Jesus Christ.
What a fucking mess.
756
01:01:57,758 --> 01:02:00,420
Wydell: 40-ton truck has
a tendency of doing that, Kenny.
757
01:02:00,495 --> 01:02:04,363
Listen, you mind getting one
of your donut brigade to go over there
758
01:02:04,432 --> 01:02:06,593
and scoop up some
of that skull matter?
759
01:02:06,667 --> 01:02:08,726
Put it in a bag
for the meds.
760
01:02:08,803 --> 01:02:10,430
Yeah, you got it.
761
01:02:10,505 --> 01:02:12,439
Is that the lady
who found her?
762
01:02:12,507 --> 01:02:14,634
Yeah, the maid.
763
01:02:14,709 --> 01:02:16,643
That's Maria Gomez.
764
01:02:16,711 --> 01:02:18,646
She say anything?
765
01:02:18,714 --> 01:02:20,648
Yeah, a lot of things.
766
01:02:20,716 --> 01:02:22,650
But I don't
speaka no Spanish.
767
01:02:22,718 --> 01:02:24,549
It's all mumbo jumbo to me.
768
01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:27,783
Shit, what am I,
the mayor of Tijuana?
769
01:02:27,856 --> 01:02:30,791
Got one guy,
770
01:02:30,859 --> 01:02:32,827
Clarks, he speaks Spanish,
771
01:02:32,895 --> 01:02:34,829
but he called in sick
772
01:02:34,897 --> 01:02:37,798
from what he calls
"explosive diarrhea. "
773
01:02:37,866 --> 01:02:42,030
You mind sparing me any further details
about your deputy's asshole, Kenny?
774
01:02:45,340 --> 01:02:47,808
Senorita Gomez?
775
01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:05,291
- No.
- What'd I tell ya?
776
01:03:05,361 --> 01:03:07,295
She's useless.
777
01:03:07,363 --> 01:03:10,161
Chief, got a couple
shit-kickers over there,
778
01:03:10,233 --> 01:03:11,928
says they're here
to meet you.
779
01:03:12,001 --> 01:03:13,969
- Recognize those guys?
- Yeah, I know 'em.
780
01:03:27,284 --> 01:03:29,275
- What's going on, shitheads?
- Sheriff.
781
01:03:31,922 --> 01:03:35,358
Here's the list of names I need you
to run down for me.
782
01:03:35,426 --> 01:03:37,826
That's a funny-ass name.
783
01:03:37,895 --> 01:03:40,420
Look who's
fucking talking, Rondo.
784
01:03:40,497 --> 01:03:42,658
Just call me
if anything connects.
785
01:03:42,733 --> 01:03:44,701
I'm sure it will.
786
01:03:45,903 --> 01:03:48,064
Shit always floats
our way, don't it?
787
01:03:48,138 --> 01:03:49,901
Chief.
788
01:03:49,974 --> 01:03:53,671
You keep your mouth open wide enough,
maybe you'd catch it all.
789
01:03:53,744 --> 01:03:56,111
Don't fuck this up, assholes.
790
01:03:56,181 --> 01:03:58,649
Have fun scraping all them
brains up off the road.
791
01:03:58,717 --> 01:04:00,947
See ya later, Kenny.
792
01:04:10,528 --> 01:04:14,965
This is bullshit. I trust that fucker
Charlie about as much as I trust you.
793
01:04:15,033 --> 01:04:17,593
Where the hell you get off
talking shit about Charlie?
794
01:04:17,669 --> 01:04:21,127
Hey, I know what I know,
and I know I don't like that nut sack.
795
01:04:21,206 --> 01:04:23,140
Well, unless you got
a better suggestion,
796
01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:25,972
I suggest you keep
your fucking pie hole shut.
797
01:04:26,044 --> 01:04:29,014
That is the only
remotely safe place I know about.
798
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,717
Hey, man,
if anyone's interested,
799
01:04:32,785 --> 01:04:35,379
I think I'm gonna be wanting
some ice cream in about 10 miles.
800
01:04:35,454 --> 01:04:37,513
"Hey man, think I'm gonna be wanting
801
01:04:37,590 --> 01:04:39,080
some ice cream in about 10 miles. "
802
01:04:39,158 --> 01:04:41,183
Don't you fucking imitate me!
It's fucking rude!
803
01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:43,956
"I know what I know
and I know I don't like that nut sack. "
804
01:04:44,030 --> 01:04:45,725
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
805
01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:48,266
Two fucking seconds for the kids,
is that gonna kill you?
806
01:04:48,334 --> 01:04:50,268
Yes, it is gonna kill me.
807
01:04:50,336 --> 01:04:52,600
I have calculated the time
and two seconds is
808
01:04:52,672 --> 01:04:55,698
the exact amount of time
that's a hazard to my fucking health!
809
01:04:55,775 --> 01:04:58,505
Come on, don't be
such a fucking drag, I'm starving.
810
01:04:58,577 --> 01:05:00,409
Hey, eat this.
811
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,847
What is your fucking problem?
I'm in and out in two seconds.
812
01:05:03,917 --> 01:05:07,512
I think I'm gonna get me
tuttifuckingfruity.
813
01:05:07,587 --> 01:05:10,249
Tuttifuckingfruity,
that sounds good.
814
01:05:10,324 --> 01:05:12,292
Both:
Tuttifuckingfruity!
815
01:05:12,359 --> 01:05:15,157
- Shut up!
- Tuttifuckingfruity!
816
01:05:15,228 --> 01:05:18,026
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Tutti-fucking-fruity!
817
01:05:18,098 --> 01:05:20,066
Tuttifuckingfruity!
818
01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:24,433
There is no fucking ice cream
in your fucking future.
819
01:05:34,382 --> 01:05:37,249
Mm, dee-licious!
820
01:05:39,587 --> 01:05:43,455
I don't know why you have to be
such a grouch. This is really good.
821
01:05:43,524 --> 01:05:45,617
Here, have some.
822
01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:46,887
Fuck you.
823
01:05:51,466 --> 01:05:53,900
Tuttifuckingfruity!
824
01:06:40,016 --> 01:06:41,347
Hey, piggy...
825
01:06:41,418 --> 01:06:43,716
Yeah, over here, come on.
826
01:06:43,787 --> 01:06:46,221
Come and get it.
827
01:06:46,289 --> 01:06:49,520
Yes, Mr. Wy-fucking-dell.
828
01:06:49,592 --> 01:06:53,653
Piggy, come over here
and get some.
829
01:06:55,732 --> 01:06:58,030
Don't fucking move, clown.
830
01:06:58,101 --> 01:07:00,069
You looking for somebody?
831
01:07:04,741 --> 01:07:07,175
George?
832
01:07:07,243 --> 01:07:09,212
What the hell you doing
down here, George?
833
01:07:11,215 --> 01:07:13,376
I live here now.
834
01:07:13,451 --> 01:07:16,887
No. You got that
all wrong, George.
835
01:07:16,954 --> 01:07:19,286
I mean,
this ain't your home.
836
01:07:19,356 --> 01:07:21,916
I got no choice, Johnny.
837
01:07:23,194 --> 01:07:25,128
This here is my fate.
838
01:07:25,196 --> 01:07:28,893
I cannot rest until
this whole thing is over.
839
01:07:28,966 --> 01:07:31,400
And I'm asking you,
brother...
840
01:07:33,237 --> 01:07:35,364
kill 'em, John.
End this shit now.
841
01:07:35,439 --> 01:07:38,772
I'm-I'm walking the line on this,
brother. I'm walking the line.
842
01:07:41,813 --> 01:07:43,838
Well, Mother pin a rose on me.
843
01:07:43,915 --> 01:07:45,712
That is so great.
844
01:07:45,784 --> 01:07:48,947
I want these motherfuckers dead!
845
01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:50,851
Kill 'em!
846
01:07:50,922 --> 01:07:52,753
I'm sorry, George.
847
01:08:00,632 --> 01:08:05,001
- Yeah?
- Hey, I think I found your guy.
848
01:08:05,070 --> 01:08:07,868
Yeah, a friend of mine,
about 10 years ago,
849
01:08:07,939 --> 01:08:10,305
he used to buy hooch
from this guy out here.
850
01:08:10,375 --> 01:08:11,501
Mm-hmm.
851
01:08:11,576 --> 01:08:16,810
Went by the name
of Wolf J Flywheel.
852
01:08:16,883 --> 01:08:20,341
Yeah, but-but his partner
called himself "The Captain. "
853
01:08:20,419 --> 01:08:24,082
Sounds like the fuckers
we're looking for, huh?
854
01:08:24,156 --> 01:08:27,455
Yeah, Wolf J Flywheel.
That name's on the list.
855
01:08:27,527 --> 01:08:29,927
Apparently,
now Wolf J
856
01:08:29,996 --> 01:08:33,124
goes by the name
of Charlie Altamont.
857
01:08:34,934 --> 01:08:38,199
All right, good.
You know what to do.
858
01:08:38,271 --> 01:08:41,638
We wouldn't be talking if I didn't.
859
01:08:44,043 --> 01:08:45,773
So is the shit on?
860
01:08:45,846 --> 01:08:47,780
The shit is on.
861
01:08:47,848 --> 01:08:49,611
Fucking A.
862
01:08:56,757 --> 01:08:58,725
Open the door, Deputy.
863
01:09:03,497 --> 01:09:06,091
Take the night off, Freddy.
I'll watch the prisoner.
864
01:09:10,370 --> 01:09:12,304
Well well well,
865
01:09:12,372 --> 01:09:15,933
working late tonight,
aren't we, Sheriff?
866
01:09:16,977 --> 01:09:18,639
What's the matter?
867
01:09:18,713 --> 01:09:22,615
Can't sleep?
Hell running loose in the streets?
868
01:09:22,684 --> 01:09:25,619
Or did ya
just miss Mama?
869
01:09:28,056 --> 01:09:31,492
As a matter of fact,
I was feeling kinda lonely.
870
01:09:34,262 --> 01:09:36,856
I knew you couldn't
stay away.
871
01:09:36,931 --> 01:09:38,899
I got that
power over men.
872
01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:43,695
Women like me
are a rare breed.
873
01:09:43,771 --> 01:09:45,500
Don't you agree?
874
01:09:45,573 --> 01:09:47,700
Oh, yes, ma'am, I do.
875
01:09:47,775 --> 01:09:49,743
I ain't been broken,
you know.
876
01:09:50,879 --> 01:09:52,847
Men like that.
877
01:09:55,050 --> 01:09:59,510
Ooh, you got me going
this afternoon.
878
01:09:59,588 --> 01:10:02,148
You think you
can break me?
879
01:10:02,224 --> 01:10:05,091
You like it rough?
880
01:10:06,695 --> 01:10:12,565
Oh, honey, you can have it
any way you want.
881
01:10:12,635 --> 01:10:14,603
I don't want it rough.
882
01:10:17,873 --> 01:10:19,841
Oh!
883
01:10:21,310 --> 01:10:23,040
I like it hot...
884
01:10:23,113 --> 01:10:25,047
and slow.
885
01:10:25,115 --> 01:10:27,743
Hot...
886
01:10:27,817 --> 01:10:30,115
- and slow.
- Mmm.
887
01:10:30,186 --> 01:10:32,120
- Hot... and slow.
- Mmm.
888
01:10:32,188 --> 01:10:35,351
Yeah.
889
01:10:43,466 --> 01:10:45,400
- You like that, Mama?
- Oh, yeah.
890
01:10:45,468 --> 01:10:47,436
You like that, Mama?
891
01:10:51,241 --> 01:10:53,209
I...
892
01:10:55,846 --> 01:10:57,939
Yeah.
893
01:11:57,342 --> 01:11:59,367
Check this place out.
894
01:12:01,981 --> 01:12:04,245
Whoa.
895
01:12:04,317 --> 01:12:08,913
I know that ain't Cutter walking
towards me with that stupid grin.
896
01:12:08,988 --> 01:12:13,084
'Cause I know I swore
if I ever saw that dumb-cunt-
897
01:12:13,159 --> 01:12:16,253
no-good-piece-of-shit-
motherfucking brother of mine,
898
01:12:16,329 --> 01:12:20,595
he'd soon be a dead piece- of-shit-
no-good-motherfucking brother of mine.
899
01:12:20,666 --> 01:12:22,793
Okay, everybody
in the peanut gallery,
900
01:12:22,869 --> 01:12:25,429
Simon says hands up.
901
01:12:25,505 --> 01:12:27,871
He said put
your fucking hands up!
902
01:12:27,940 --> 01:12:30,306
What the fuck
is this shit?
903
01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:35,370
You bring us all the way out here
and this prick pulls a gun on us?
904
01:12:35,449 --> 01:12:38,441
- Nice fucking plan, daisy.
- Just do it!
905
01:12:38,519 --> 01:12:41,852
- He's a crazy pigfucking son...
- What'd you call me?!
906
01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:44,288
Well, if you
give me a chance,
907
01:12:44,358 --> 01:12:48,852
I was gonna call you a crazy-pig-
fucking-dumb-ass-pussy piece of shit.
908
01:12:48,929 --> 01:12:51,454
Oh, brother,
you's a dead man.
909
01:13:02,075 --> 01:13:04,977
Ain't that the most goddamn
realest water gun you ever did see?
910
01:13:07,515 --> 01:13:10,211
Oh, shit!
That was great, man.
911
01:13:10,285 --> 01:13:14,346
Sorry about that, it's just a little game we
used to always play on folks.
912
01:13:14,422 --> 01:13:16,219
- And it still works!
- Hell, yeah.
913
01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:19,727
- That's a fucking hoot.
- Johnny, this is my daughter, Baby.
914
01:13:19,794 --> 01:13:22,319
- My niece?
- Yes!
915
01:13:22,397 --> 01:13:24,797
You all grown up.
Give me some love!
916
01:13:26,267 --> 01:13:28,098
And you remember
happy boy here.
917
01:13:28,169 --> 01:13:31,263
Are you still an asshole?
918
01:13:32,841 --> 01:13:35,708
This is Casey,
my most limber lady.
919
01:13:35,777 --> 01:13:37,336
And this is Candy,
my special lady
920
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:41,213
and my... top-earning gal.
921
01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:43,217
What you looking at?
922
01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:47,016
- I'm looking at you, mama.
- You see something you like?
923
01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:50,252
Maybe. I set my standards low
so I'm never disappointed.
924
01:13:50,326 --> 01:13:53,352
Oh, well,
I don't disappoint.
925
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,397
Ooh...
926
01:13:55,464 --> 01:13:58,524
Fuck, let's go inside.
927
01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:00,626
No sense standing
around like...
928
01:14:00,703 --> 01:14:03,672
stonefoot roosters
in a fuck farm!
929
01:14:06,008 --> 01:14:08,340
- Let's celebrate.
- Oh, yeah.
930
01:14:39,776 --> 01:14:41,711
You know,
I gotta tell ya,
931
01:14:41,779 --> 01:14:45,772
that is some catch-phrase
you got there.
932
01:14:45,850 --> 01:14:47,147
"Devil's Rejects. "
933
01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:56,820
You got something
to say to me, clown?
934
01:14:56,894 --> 01:14:59,055
Huh?
935
01:14:59,130 --> 01:15:01,121
I bet you scare
lots of folks, don't ya?
936
01:15:09,974 --> 01:15:12,909
Yeah, you're a regular,
fucking killer.
937
01:15:14,780 --> 01:15:18,113
You want a piece of this, motherfucker?
You want a piece of this?!
938
01:15:18,183 --> 01:15:21,311
Huh? What you got?!
What you got?!
939
01:15:32,130 --> 01:15:35,827
Lord, I am
Your arm of justice.
940
01:15:35,901 --> 01:15:39,029
Lord, I am Your
arm of justice.
941
01:15:39,104 --> 01:15:41,038
Lord...
942
01:15:41,106 --> 01:15:43,870
I am Your arm of justice,
943
01:15:43,942 --> 01:15:45,910
Your righteous sword
of vengeance.
944
01:15:47,780 --> 01:15:50,146
Let my blows be true.
945
01:15:59,025 --> 01:16:02,256
Oh, yeah,
Lord have mercy!
946
01:16:02,328 --> 01:16:04,091
What a morning.
947
01:16:04,163 --> 01:16:05,926
- Clevon!
- Yeah, boss.
948
01:16:05,999 --> 01:16:09,435
You know why I come here
to get these chickens?
949
01:16:09,502 --> 01:16:11,060
No, boss.
950
01:16:11,137 --> 01:16:14,106
'Cause my brother makes
the best fried chicken in the world.
951
01:16:14,173 --> 01:16:15,606
Is that right?
952
01:16:15,675 --> 01:16:17,643
Good morning, good morning, sir!
How are you?
953
01:16:17,710 --> 01:16:19,474
How y'all doing?
Good morning.
954
01:16:19,546 --> 01:16:21,707
Good good good.
What ya got for me?
955
01:16:21,782 --> 01:16:24,410
We got these real cute
barred rock chickens here.
956
01:16:24,485 --> 01:16:27,545
- Yeah, I see it.
- Got them nice, long-legged...
957
01:16:27,621 --> 01:16:30,089
- Rhode Island red chickens.
- Rhode Island red!
958
01:16:30,157 --> 01:16:32,091
- Yeah.
- Oh, I like them!
959
01:16:32,159 --> 01:16:34,753
I want a Rhode Island red
for me, all right?
960
01:16:34,828 --> 01:16:37,296
- Two of 'em. Yeah.
- Rhode Island red, two?
961
01:16:39,099 --> 01:16:41,795
Now, y'all ain't planning on fucking
these chickens, are you?
962
01:16:47,808 --> 01:16:50,299
What the fuck are
you getting at?
963
01:16:50,377 --> 01:16:52,346
Do you fuck chickens?
964
01:16:52,414 --> 01:16:57,613
Well, I have thought
about fucking some chickens before.
965
01:16:57,685 --> 01:17:01,177
If you want to have a good time
and you need some pussy,
966
01:17:01,256 --> 01:17:03,156
you can cut
that chicken's head off
967
01:17:03,224 --> 01:17:05,852
and stick your dick
in that ass of that chicken,
968
01:17:05,927 --> 01:17:10,523
and that damn chicken'll go crazy
on your ass and go...
969
01:17:10,598 --> 01:17:14,796
Are you saying that I would cut off
a chicken's head, put my dick in it,
970
01:17:14,869 --> 01:17:18,532
fuck it
and go "Aaahhh"?
971
01:17:18,606 --> 01:17:21,473
You accusing me of fucking
a chicken, motherfucker?
972
01:17:21,543 --> 01:17:23,637
No, I ain't call you
a chicken fucker, but...
973
01:17:23,712 --> 01:17:25,907
boy over there looks
sexually frustrated and...
974
01:17:25,981 --> 01:17:27,949
I don't approve
of chicken fucking.
975
01:17:28,017 --> 01:17:30,815
- You hear what he called me, boss?
- My mistake.
976
01:17:30,886 --> 01:17:32,513
He called me
a fucking chicken fucker!
977
01:17:32,588 --> 01:17:35,386
Go back and grab
the fucking chickens, Clevon.
978
01:17:37,793 --> 01:17:40,318
- Here's five.
- Appreciate it, thank y'all.
979
01:17:40,396 --> 01:17:41,795
He's a chicken fucker!
980
01:17:41,864 --> 01:17:43,798
That's all right,
put it back there.
981
01:17:43,866 --> 01:17:45,731
Next time, we go
someplace else.
982
01:17:45,801 --> 01:17:48,065
We ain't never buying
chickens from him again, boss!
983
01:17:48,137 --> 01:17:50,264
I know, I know.
984
01:17:50,339 --> 01:17:52,307
You inbred! Inbred!
985
01:18:03,019 --> 01:18:05,351
Wolf J Flywheel?
986
01:18:06,690 --> 01:18:09,716
Get your motherfucking
pimp ass over here now.
987
01:18:12,295 --> 01:18:15,162
Who are you talking about, man?
Who you talking to?
988
01:18:17,868 --> 01:18:21,634
What's going on, Sheriff?
What'd we do?
989
01:18:21,705 --> 01:18:23,673
What's going on, baby?
990
01:18:25,942 --> 01:18:27,843
You and me,
we're gonna have a little powwow
991
01:18:27,912 --> 01:18:29,539
about a certain Captain Spaulding
992
01:18:29,614 --> 01:18:32,242
and his merry band
of assholes.
993
01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:37,251
- Captain who?
- You know what I'm talking about,
994
01:18:37,321 --> 01:18:39,289
am I correct?
995
01:18:40,525 --> 01:18:43,824
Hey, Sheriff...
not in the middle of the street.
996
01:18:43,895 --> 01:18:46,090
Ain't no sense
in getting crazy out here.
997
01:18:48,366 --> 01:18:51,426
I don't like no motherfuckers
playing dumb with me.
998
01:18:51,502 --> 01:18:54,369
Now, let me tell you
the way it's gonna go down.
999
01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:56,770
You're gonna make sure
all three of them dirtbags
1000
01:18:56,841 --> 01:18:59,810
are present and accounted
for tonight at midnight. You got me?
1001
01:18:59,877 --> 01:19:03,609
You understand me?
Charlie! You got me?
1002
01:19:11,390 --> 01:19:13,620
What if I say no?
1003
01:19:13,692 --> 01:19:16,820
Then I ought to shoot your ass
right fucking here and now,
1004
01:19:16,895 --> 01:19:18,760
you and that other
ugly motherfucker.
1005
01:19:18,830 --> 01:19:21,458
And I'm gonna forget this
conversation ever happened.
1006
01:19:21,533 --> 01:19:24,866
Tonight, midnight.
1007
01:19:29,041 --> 01:19:31,771
It's a bad day to fuck
with me, Charlie boy.
1008
01:19:48,895 --> 01:19:52,922
Hey, we got you this far. Shit.
1009
01:19:52,999 --> 01:19:56,628
Without us, you'd still be swimming
around with your head up your ass.
1010
01:19:58,871 --> 01:20:02,102
Hey, Chief, don't sweat it.
Have a beer.
1011
01:20:02,175 --> 01:20:04,871
It's all going to work out
to your satisfaction.
1012
01:20:04,945 --> 01:20:09,279
If I were you, I'd put the beer down
and keep your mind on business
1013
01:20:09,350 --> 01:20:11,944
before business jumps up
and bites you right in the ass.
1014
01:20:12,019 --> 01:20:13,987
Don't worry
about me, boss.
1015
01:20:14,054 --> 01:20:16,716
They'll think goddamn King Kong
came down from Skull Island
1016
01:20:16,790 --> 01:20:19,816
and raped them
a new fucking asshole.
1017
01:20:19,893 --> 01:20:23,260
Hey, man, don't give me
none of that cocky-ass-
1018
01:20:23,330 --> 01:20:27,824
yard-bird-pumping-iron-I'm-the-baddest-
motherfucker-that-ever-lived horseshit.
1019
01:20:27,901 --> 01:20:30,768
That might work on some Johnny
Redneck bail jumper,
1020
01:20:30,838 --> 01:20:32,635
but that don't
mean shit to me.
1021
01:20:32,706 --> 01:20:35,038
Then I suggest
you pick up the bat phone
1022
01:20:35,109 --> 01:20:36,770
and call some
new motherfuckers in.
1023
01:20:36,844 --> 01:20:38,642
Dime a dozen, man.
Fuck you.
1024
01:20:38,713 --> 01:20:40,180
- Fuck me?
- Yeah.
1025
01:20:40,248 --> 01:20:41,715
Fuck you, motherfucker!
1026
01:20:41,783 --> 01:20:44,479
Hey, hold it, hold it!
We gotta cool our shit, here!
1027
01:20:46,821 --> 01:20:52,191
Look, you hired the unholy two because
you wanted the best money could buy.
1028
01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:54,694
Now, you got nothing
to worry about.
1029
01:20:54,763 --> 01:20:57,061
We're gonna
get the job done.
1030
01:20:57,132 --> 01:21:00,863
Might talk a lot of shit,
but we will get the job done.
1031
01:21:00,935 --> 01:21:02,766
Here's the deal.
1032
01:21:02,837 --> 01:21:05,465
I don't give a good God damn
what condition they're in.
1033
01:21:05,540 --> 01:21:09,067
I just want 'em alive so I can piss
in their face before they die.
1034
01:21:11,314 --> 01:21:13,748
You are one sick
fucking pirate.
1035
01:21:13,816 --> 01:21:16,376
Hey, Billy Ray,
your mama's on the phone.
1036
01:21:16,452 --> 01:21:18,545
She owes me 14 bucks!
Get down here.
1037
01:21:18,621 --> 01:21:22,455
- Better keep a rope on that asshole.
- Yeah, I know.
1038
01:21:22,525 --> 01:21:25,016
Now look, G,
let me explain something to you.
1039
01:21:25,094 --> 01:21:29,224
You've been using a bazooka
to exterminate three little roaches.
1040
01:21:29,298 --> 01:21:32,233
Now when you hunt roaches,
you don't blow up your house.
1041
01:21:32,301 --> 01:21:34,565
You send in an exterminator
so he can...
1042
01:21:34,637 --> 01:21:36,400
he crawls like a roach;
1043
01:21:36,472 --> 01:21:39,032
He thinks like a roach;
He has a little roach mind...
1044
01:21:39,108 --> 01:21:42,510
Hey... you be careful
1045
01:21:42,579 --> 01:21:45,810
or maybe you get
stepped on like a roach.
1046
01:22:06,169 --> 01:22:08,137
I'm gonna tell you
something, brother,
1047
01:22:08,205 --> 01:22:09,934
you have got it made.
1048
01:22:10,006 --> 01:22:14,204
Please, man, don't be
fooled by the glamour.
1049
01:22:14,277 --> 01:22:17,008
I got trouble.
Don't get me started.
1050
01:22:17,081 --> 01:22:18,742
Trouble. What kinda
trouble you got?
1051
01:22:18,816 --> 01:22:21,876
Man, you got hot and cold
running pussy on tap!
1052
01:22:21,953 --> 01:22:25,116
Man, dealing with these
greedy bitches
1053
01:22:25,189 --> 01:22:27,089
ain't all it's cracked up to be.
1054
01:22:35,199 --> 01:22:37,793
Brother, brother...
1055
01:22:41,339 --> 01:22:43,807
Go ahead.
Pick it up, pick it up.
1056
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:46,173
Take a hit on this.
1057
01:22:46,244 --> 01:22:48,873
Man, I got the best, mmm.
1058
01:22:48,947 --> 01:22:50,915
Take one for me too, man.
1059
01:22:53,018 --> 01:22:56,010
Hey, listen, you got a nose
like a vacuum cleaner.
1060
01:22:56,088 --> 01:22:58,056
Don't do up all my cocaine.
1061
01:22:58,123 --> 01:23:01,752
Brother, would I
do that to you?
1062
01:23:01,827 --> 01:23:03,795
No, you my brother...
1063
01:23:03,862 --> 01:23:05,830
- See?
... and I love you.
1064
01:23:05,898 --> 01:23:07,866
- All right.
- All right, baby.
1065
01:23:11,136 --> 01:23:14,037
But I love my cocaine better.
Fuck you.
1066
01:23:14,106 --> 01:23:16,904
Oh, man, that's some
cold shit right there.
1067
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:22,541
Well, any port
in a fucking storm.
1068
01:25:30,213 --> 01:25:32,181
Mmm.
1069
01:25:50,067 --> 01:25:54,436
Charlie, brother,
my brother...
1070
01:25:58,442 --> 01:26:00,933
I've been looking
for you, clown.
1071
01:26:01,012 --> 01:26:02,980
Ooh.
1072
01:26:15,893 --> 01:26:17,884
You gonna start the killing,
1073
01:26:17,962 --> 01:26:20,863
you best start it right here.
1074
01:26:20,932 --> 01:26:23,298
Make sure
I'm all the way dead,
1075
01:26:23,368 --> 01:26:26,735
or I will come back
and make you my bitch.
1076
01:26:28,606 --> 01:26:30,574
Bitch that, motherfucker.
1077
01:26:30,642 --> 01:26:34,010
Get up, bitch!
1078
01:26:40,185 --> 01:26:43,211
Stop it! Stop it, motherfucker!
1079
01:26:47,159 --> 01:26:49,719
- Oh! Fuck! Oh!
- Get these scumbags in that truck.
1080
01:26:53,098 --> 01:26:55,362
It wasn't personal, brother.
1081
01:26:55,434 --> 01:26:57,561
Business is business, baby!
1082
01:26:58,804 --> 01:27:00,829
You asshole!
1083
01:27:00,906 --> 01:27:03,602
She's right, Charlie.
You are an asshole.
1084
01:27:03,676 --> 01:27:07,306
Why don't you get on
your fucking horse and ride?
1085
01:27:07,380 --> 01:27:10,781
All right, let's get
this freak show on the road.
1086
01:27:10,850 --> 01:27:13,785
What the fuck are you doing there?
Get the fuck up!
1087
01:28:04,138 --> 01:28:06,231
You know, I got
to thank you all...
1088
01:28:07,608 --> 01:28:11,170
for helping me to understand
what my heritage is.
1089
01:28:11,246 --> 01:28:14,773
You see, the Wydells,
they've always been vigilante justice.
1090
01:28:14,850 --> 01:28:19,913
Now, my granddaddy,
he rode with the likes of Tom Horn,
1091
01:28:19,988 --> 01:28:22,047
killing scum like
you for a living.
1092
01:28:23,291 --> 01:28:24,918
We've always
been devil slayers.
1093
01:28:24,993 --> 01:28:26,722
Wake up!
1094
01:28:26,795 --> 01:28:31,289
See I tried to walk the line,
1095
01:28:31,366 --> 01:28:33,197
but now I realize
there is no line.
1096
01:28:33,268 --> 01:28:38,729
We here, we are playing
on a level that most will never see.
1097
01:28:38,807 --> 01:28:42,208
I know my brother George,
he didn't see it.
1098
01:28:42,277 --> 01:28:44,246
Maybe he had a divine moment
1099
01:28:44,313 --> 01:28:46,543
when his brains
hit the floor.
1100
01:28:46,616 --> 01:28:49,608
Yeah, well, maybe you will too.
1101
01:28:52,288 --> 01:28:55,223
I got over here
some photographs
1102
01:28:55,291 --> 01:28:59,022
of every missing person
within 100 miles of this shithole.
1103
01:28:59,095 --> 01:29:02,394
Valerie Green.
1104
01:29:02,465 --> 01:29:04,797
Take a look at that.
She was beautiful, huh?
1105
01:29:04,867 --> 01:29:07,233
Hell, anybody'd fuck her.
1106
01:29:09,438 --> 01:29:11,668
This is what she looked like
when we pulled her out
1107
01:29:11,741 --> 01:29:13,572
of your little
fucking torture shack.
1108
01:29:13,643 --> 01:29:15,874
She ain't so fuckable
anymore, huh?
1109
01:29:15,946 --> 01:29:17,573
Oh, yes, she is.
1110
01:29:17,648 --> 01:29:21,015
I cut her tongue out
and tied her to my bed for a month.
1111
01:29:21,084 --> 01:29:23,814
Busted that bitch wide open.
1112
01:29:23,887 --> 01:29:26,879
Well, then you get
to have this as a souvenir.
1113
01:29:38,735 --> 01:29:41,568
What about
Mary Knowles, anybody?
1114
01:29:41,638 --> 01:29:43,936
That fucking bitch is mine.
1115
01:29:44,007 --> 01:29:48,069
No no, she was mine.
I did her, come on. Bring it onto me.
1116
01:29:48,146 --> 01:29:50,512
- Nah, she's all mine.
- Baby, shut the fuck up!
1117
01:29:50,582 --> 01:29:54,109
Baby, you want her,
you got her.
1118
01:29:58,223 --> 01:30:00,316
Fuck, fuck!
1119
01:30:01,359 --> 01:30:03,884
Come and get me,
motherfucker!
1120
01:30:07,665 --> 01:30:09,428
Motherfucker!
1121
01:30:23,415 --> 01:30:25,781
You see this picture?
1122
01:30:25,851 --> 01:30:27,819
That's my brother George.
1123
01:30:29,788 --> 01:30:32,621
Old George,
he was a good man.
1124
01:30:33,659 --> 01:30:35,627
Very trusting.
1125
01:30:36,762 --> 01:30:38,730
I'm sure that's
what got him killed.
1126
01:30:39,965 --> 01:30:42,058
Anyway, y'all take
a good look at that.
1127
01:30:44,169 --> 01:30:46,729
Because that's the reason
you gonna die tonight.
1128
01:30:46,805 --> 01:30:50,502
Yeah, I remember.
1129
01:30:52,412 --> 01:30:54,277
Stupid fuck just like you.
1130
01:30:54,347 --> 01:30:56,281
Come at me like
1131
01:30:56,349 --> 01:30:59,876
some kinda matinee
fucking cowboy idol.
1132
01:31:02,489 --> 01:31:06,755
All I had to do was point him
in a direction and there he goes,
1133
01:31:06,826 --> 01:31:09,989
Officer Wyfucking-Dell
to the rescue.
1134
01:31:15,835 --> 01:31:17,894
Daddy!
1135
01:31:20,707 --> 01:31:22,140
And I hate fucking clowns.
1136
01:31:25,513 --> 01:31:29,347
Yeah, you couldn't
do all this by yourself!
1137
01:31:36,390 --> 01:31:39,382
I slayed me a devil
just the other day.
1138
01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:41,690
What you think? Huh?
1139
01:31:41,762 --> 01:31:43,889
See any you like?
1140
01:31:43,965 --> 01:31:46,525
You liar.
Those photos ain't real.
1141
01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:49,000
There's no way
you killed Mama.
1142
01:31:49,070 --> 01:31:50,662
No, Baby, they're real.
1143
01:31:50,738 --> 01:31:52,467
Take a look at her right there.
1144
01:31:52,540 --> 01:31:55,907
Take a look at her eyes the way
they are like that. She's dead.
1145
01:31:55,977 --> 01:31:57,912
You know what I did?
1146
01:31:57,980 --> 01:32:01,211
I took my knife and I stuck
it in there real good.
1147
01:32:02,384 --> 01:32:04,079
And I kinda twisted it
a little bit.
1148
01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:07,212
Kinda like fucked her
with it, you know?
1149
01:32:07,289 --> 01:32:08,916
Let me tell you,
that old whore came
1150
01:32:08,991 --> 01:32:11,357
before I fucking took
her miserable life.
1151
01:32:11,426 --> 01:32:14,361
You motherfucker.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1152
01:32:14,429 --> 01:32:16,021
You gonna kill me?
1153
01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:17,725
You're gonna
fucking kill me?
1154
01:32:17,799 --> 01:32:21,257
- Get off me, fucker!
- You take a good look at that, bitch.
1155
01:32:21,336 --> 01:32:24,863
Take a good, fucking look.
You were her little angel,
1156
01:32:24,940 --> 01:32:26,965
her little angel.
1157
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:30,672
That's why I got something
special in mind for you.
1158
01:32:30,747 --> 01:32:32,612
Yeah? Well I can't fucking wait.
1159
01:32:32,682 --> 01:32:36,209
If you want it, here it is.
Come and get it. Come on!
1160
01:32:41,524 --> 01:32:43,617
From delusion, lead me to truth.
1161
01:32:43,693 --> 01:32:45,661
From darkness, lead me to light.
1162
01:32:47,063 --> 01:32:51,625
From death, lead me to eternal life.
1163
01:32:54,937 --> 01:32:57,804
Hallelujah!
1164
01:32:57,874 --> 01:32:59,808
Are you feeling it, brother?
1165
01:33:18,996 --> 01:33:20,987
It's time to end this little charade.
1166
01:33:21,065 --> 01:33:24,865
Look, you're free.
1167
01:33:25,936 --> 01:33:27,563
Run.
1168
01:33:27,638 --> 01:33:29,538
I said fucking run!
1169
01:33:39,717 --> 01:33:41,810
Burn well, motherfuckers.
1170
01:33:59,904 --> 01:34:01,496
Come and get it!
1171
01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:06,036
I can hear you, Baby girl!
1172
01:34:11,083 --> 01:34:14,075
I can hear you!
1173
01:34:14,153 --> 01:34:16,280
I got something here for ya!
1174
01:34:18,290 --> 01:34:19,416
What's that I smell?
1175
01:34:20,926 --> 01:34:22,587
It smells like rabbit!
1176
01:35:03,003 --> 01:35:06,666
It's me, Charlie, calm down.
1177
01:35:06,740 --> 01:35:08,571
How could you do this?
You ruined everything!
1178
01:35:08,642 --> 01:35:11,476
Calm down, Baby!
This is not the time.
1179
01:35:11,546 --> 01:35:14,572
- Gotta get you outta here.
- Daddy and Otis are in the house...
1180
01:35:14,649 --> 01:35:17,618
I'll get them, but first we gotta
get you someplace safe.
1181
01:35:17,685 --> 01:35:18,879
Now, come on.
1182
01:35:29,730 --> 01:35:33,928
Cutter! Cutter, wake up!
Cutter, wake up!
1183
01:35:34,001 --> 01:35:36,265
Cutter! Wake the fuck up!
Wake the fuck up!
1184
01:35:41,709 --> 01:35:45,168
- Wait in the car and I'll go get them.
- I want to go!
1185
01:35:45,247 --> 01:35:47,181
Oh, just get in! Go on.
1186
01:35:49,952 --> 01:35:51,920
Stay put.
1187
01:35:54,623 --> 01:35:56,056
Charlie!
1188
01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:20,376
Run, Baby girl, run.
1189
01:36:20,450 --> 01:36:22,315
Run!
1190
01:36:22,385 --> 01:36:24,979
Run! Run!
1191
01:36:25,054 --> 01:36:26,817
Run run run!
1192
01:36:32,161 --> 01:36:34,095
Lord, I bet that hurts.
1193
01:36:34,163 --> 01:36:36,791
Man, I could hear
that bone shatter from right here.
1194
01:36:38,067 --> 01:36:39,830
What the hell we got here?
1195
01:36:39,902 --> 01:36:42,871
Hey, looky here,
I got something for you.
1196
01:36:42,939 --> 01:36:45,134
Uh-huh.
1197
01:36:45,208 --> 01:36:46,971
Oh, yeah, I got
something for ya.
1198
01:36:47,043 --> 01:36:49,512
Hey, get up!
1199
01:36:49,580 --> 01:36:52,174
Come on, I said get up!
1200
01:36:52,249 --> 01:36:54,183
- Fuck you.
- I don't know about you,
1201
01:36:54,251 --> 01:36:57,379
but I sure wish I had
a bullwhip for this occasion,
1202
01:36:57,454 --> 01:36:59,854
but I found this.
I reckon it'll do.
1203
01:37:02,192 --> 01:37:04,683
You like that?
You like the feeling of being helpless?
1204
01:37:04,762 --> 01:37:08,459
At the mercy of someone
who's as sadistic and deranged as you?!
1205
01:37:08,532 --> 01:37:11,626
Not such a fucking party, is it?
Doesn't make it you feel proud?
1206
01:37:11,702 --> 01:37:15,763
- Fuck you!
- Fuck me? Oh, no.
1207
01:37:15,839 --> 01:37:18,137
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
1208
01:38:02,121 --> 01:38:04,089
Tiny.
1209
01:38:07,626 --> 01:38:11,995
Daddy and Otis are
still in the house. Go get 'em.
1210
01:38:16,001 --> 01:38:18,367
The nails!
The nails!
1211
01:38:33,019 --> 01:38:35,579
Tiny! Tiny!
Come on, man!
1212
01:39:00,948 --> 01:39:02,813
Daddy!
1213
01:39:02,884 --> 01:39:05,444
Baby? Baby!
1214
01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:07,488
You're okay!
1215
01:39:10,825 --> 01:39:12,452
Yes.
1216
01:39:29,444 --> 01:39:31,276
Ow! Oh!
1217
01:39:40,923 --> 01:39:42,948
You sure about this?
1218
01:39:46,361 --> 01:39:47,828
We'll come back
for you.
1219
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