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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:05,202 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, Dad. 2 00:00:05,303 --> 00:00:08,273 - Happy Halloween. - Wow, is it Halloween already? 3 00:00:08,339 --> 00:00:10,968 Geez! It slipped my mind. 4 00:00:11,042 --> 00:00:12,042 Before you guys go, 5 00:00:12,109 --> 00:00:13,869 - would one of you get me some juice? - Okay. 6 00:00:19,183 --> 00:00:21,448 Oh, cute, Dad. 7 00:00:21,519 --> 00:00:22,519 Nice head. 8 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:26,319 - Cute? - Did I say cute? I meant terrifying! 9 00:00:26,424 --> 00:00:27,551 Ooh! 10 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,859 - That didn't shock you at all? - I tried to be scared. 11 00:00:31,929 --> 00:00:33,835 Dad, you gotta face it. It's a fact of life, you know? 12 00:00:33,865 --> 00:00:36,562 - People grow up. - How do you explain me? 13 00:00:38,369 --> 00:00:40,395 I gave up a long time ago. 14 00:00:44,809 --> 00:00:46,437 - Good morning, sweetie. - Good morning! 15 00:00:46,511 --> 00:00:49,050 I have so many things to do today, I don't even know where to get started. 16 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,709 Hey, you could start off with a nice hot, relaxing cup of tea. 17 00:00:51,782 --> 00:00:53,648 Oh, that's a good idea. 18 00:01:00,758 --> 00:01:03,193 Oh, my God! Today is Halloween! 19 00:01:04,729 --> 00:01:05,856 I almost forgot. 20 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:08,900 I gotta go pick up those costumes before Wilson's party tonight. 21 00:01:08,966 --> 00:01:10,229 - Honey? - What? 22 00:01:11,402 --> 00:01:14,839 Oh! I'm sorry, honey. That was really an adorable gag. 23 00:01:17,341 --> 00:01:19,207 I've heard this happened to other guys my age. 24 00:01:19,277 --> 00:01:21,803 But I just never thought it would happen to me. 25 00:01:21,879 --> 00:01:24,439 I can't perform. 26 00:01:24,549 --> 00:01:26,211 You were great last night. 27 00:01:28,019 --> 00:01:29,851 Not that! 28 00:01:29,921 --> 00:01:32,152 Gags! I used to be the king of pranks on Halloween. 29 00:01:32,223 --> 00:01:34,317 So far today, nothing. 30 00:01:34,392 --> 00:01:36,054 Well, look, you got 16 hours left. 31 00:01:36,127 --> 00:01:39,791 I'm sure you can come up with something totally gross and disgusting. 32 00:01:39,864 --> 00:01:42,629 - You're just saying that. - No, no. 33 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,430 I mean it from the bottom of my heart. 34 00:01:44,502 --> 00:01:48,064 But really, I gotta go pick up those costumes for the party, okay? 35 00:01:48,172 --> 00:01:49,697 I'll see you later. 36 00:01:51,943 --> 00:01:55,243 Oh! Oh, man! That was so really scary! 37 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:03,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 38 00:02:46,063 --> 00:02:48,760 Today, in the spirit of Halloween, we're gonna take a fresh look 39 00:02:48,833 --> 00:02:52,326 at a room in the house that's gotten a pretty bad name. 40 00:02:53,304 --> 00:02:55,068 The torture chamber. 41 00:02:57,942 --> 00:03:00,207 You know, I don't really call it a torture chamber, 42 00:03:00,278 --> 00:03:03,510 I call it a room of misunderstood machines. 43 00:03:03,581 --> 00:03:04,947 - Misunderstood? - Yes. 44 00:03:05,016 --> 00:03:08,976 To "The Tool Man," there's no bad machines, there's just bad people. 45 00:03:09,086 --> 00:03:12,454 I mean, any device in the wrong hands can cause pain and suffering. 46 00:03:12,556 --> 00:03:15,321 Well, you certainly prove that every week. 47 00:03:17,461 --> 00:03:19,828 Can we take a look at our first device over here? 48 00:03:19,897 --> 00:03:22,526 - What's wrong with your hands? - Nothing. Nothing at all. 49 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,160 Just fell asleep backstage. I'll do this... 50 00:03:29,473 --> 00:03:31,965 Probably be up all night now. 51 00:03:32,043 --> 00:03:33,306 All right. Now, look at this. 52 00:03:33,377 --> 00:03:35,403 You don't see craftsmanship like this anymore. 53 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:36,947 Thank goodness! 54 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:42,948 This happens to be a rack. It was used to pull people apart. 55 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:45,251 But not today! 56 00:03:45,323 --> 00:03:48,452 Today it's a lovely fabric stretcher. 57 00:03:48,526 --> 00:03:50,085 Just follow me. 58 00:03:50,161 --> 00:03:52,400 Let's say you've shrunk your wife's favorite sweater, right? 59 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:55,867 A few cranks on this bad boy, it is good as new. 60 00:03:58,502 --> 00:04:01,438 If your wife happens to be an orangutan. 61 00:04:03,007 --> 00:04:04,737 Don't rule it out, buddy. 62 00:04:07,478 --> 00:04:09,379 Your old clock is ticking, Al. 63 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:12,814 And I mean that in a very nice way. 64 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:25,261 You know, I'm not falling for this ridiculously fake arm for one second! 65 00:04:25,329 --> 00:04:26,367 What are you talking about, fake arms? 66 00:04:26,397 --> 00:04:29,333 I have a pinched nerve. You laughing at that? Never mind him. 67 00:04:30,267 --> 00:04:31,360 Now look over here. 68 00:04:31,435 --> 00:04:34,132 A perfect example of a French Revolution guillotine. 69 00:04:34,205 --> 00:04:38,370 All right. I'm gonna play along about this fake arm. Okay, Tim! 70 00:04:38,442 --> 00:04:40,681 Now, you want to be very careful with this machine, you know? 71 00:04:40,711 --> 00:04:43,010 Because it can be very, very dangerous. 72 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,345 Does this look like a fake arm? Is this fake to you? 73 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:47,510 It looks pretty real to me! 74 00:04:48,719 --> 00:04:51,689 Fake arm. It took two people to operate the guillotine. 75 00:04:55,359 --> 00:04:57,590 You put I a t�te in here. 76 00:04:57,795 --> 00:04:59,395 - La t�te? - And then you pull this here. 77 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:05,937 The pain! The pain! 78 00:05:07,338 --> 00:05:08,829 Are you happy now? 79 00:05:08,906 --> 00:05:10,426 Can we go on with the rest of the show? 80 00:05:10,474 --> 00:05:12,079 I need to scare somebody. Didn't it scare anybody? 81 00:05:12,109 --> 00:05:15,204 Oh, well, I... Yes, I was... I'm sure our audience was terrified. 82 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:19,808 Let's have a big hand for Tim "The Scary Man" Taylor! 83 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,443 That was very scary! 84 00:05:21,552 --> 00:05:25,182 As a matter of fact, let's have a hand for his big, stupid, fat... 85 00:05:27,324 --> 00:05:30,294 I'm the king, baby! I'm the king! 86 00:05:35,866 --> 00:05:38,165 I'm just about finished splitting the wood for your party. 87 00:05:38,235 --> 00:05:40,007 Well, thank you, neighbor. You know, I'm very anxious 88 00:05:40,037 --> 00:05:42,037 to get your opinion of this woman I've been dating. 89 00:05:42,072 --> 00:05:44,439 Oh, she's great. Just don't marry her. 90 00:05:44,542 --> 00:05:46,841 - Oh, you haven't even met her. - Doesn't matter. 91 00:05:48,312 --> 00:05:50,440 Neighbor, you are a yuck a minute. 92 00:05:50,514 --> 00:05:52,676 Yuck-a-minute. Yuck-a-minute. 93 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,310 See? Even Mozart's got a sense of humor. 94 00:05:55,419 --> 00:05:58,514 Maybe you should put Mozart on the TV show and have him... 95 00:05:58,722 --> 00:06:01,282 Oh! Wilson, help, help, help! Oh! Oh, I put... 96 00:06:01,592 --> 00:06:03,151 Oh, my God, Tim! 97 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:05,491 Put direct pressure on it. I'll call 911. 98 00:06:05,563 --> 00:06:06,563 Wait a minute. Hold on. 99 00:06:06,630 --> 00:06:08,035 - You know what you should do first? - Yes? Yes? 100 00:06:08,065 --> 00:06:10,500 Let's see if the shoe fits you. 101 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:18,701 Oh, my God, Tim! 102 00:06:19,877 --> 00:06:21,175 Are you trying to kill me? 103 00:06:21,245 --> 00:06:24,613 Tim, are you trying to kill me? Tim, are you trying to kill me? 104 00:06:24,748 --> 00:06:27,388 - I mean, I nearly had a heart attack. - You're not just saying that? 105 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:31,185 - Well, I'm still hyperventilating. - I am the king! I'm the king! 106 00:06:41,432 --> 00:06:43,799 Tim, leave the cat alone. 107 00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:48,105 It keeps hissing at me! 108 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:11,462 Happy Halloween, Wilson. 109 00:07:11,529 --> 00:07:15,193 - Oh, Jill, you look bewitching. - Thank you. 110 00:07:15,266 --> 00:07:19,829 Yeah. Maybe later tonight we can go home and make some Munchkins. 111 00:07:19,937 --> 00:07:22,839 Wow! Nice hook. 112 00:07:22,907 --> 00:07:26,435 - Is that cold-forged carbon steel? - It was my grandma's. 113 00:07:28,045 --> 00:07:30,708 Tim, I'd like you to meet my attorney, Morgan Billingham. 114 00:07:30,781 --> 00:07:32,750 He's helping me re-do my will. 115 00:07:36,353 --> 00:07:38,117 I hope that's a mask! 116 00:07:41,292 --> 00:07:43,659 Well, Happy Halloween! 117 00:07:51,368 --> 00:07:55,738 That is something else, Al. It's like a moth on steroids. What happened? 118 00:07:55,839 --> 00:07:59,139 All this coming from a monkey with clam dip on his tail? 119 00:08:00,244 --> 00:08:02,145 Made you look! 120 00:08:03,247 --> 00:08:06,615 Jill, Tim, I'd like you to meet Agatha, my special friend. 121 00:08:06,717 --> 00:08:08,379 - Hi, Agatha. Tim Taylor. - Hello. 122 00:08:08,452 --> 00:08:11,012 Gee! I thought I was your special friend. 123 00:08:11,121 --> 00:08:12,885 See, Agatha's the woman I've been dating. 124 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:15,892 - Oh, it's so nice to finally meet you. - Good evening. 125 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,657 Well, I'll let you all get acquainted and go spice up me brew. 126 00:08:18,762 --> 00:08:19,991 Okay. Okay. 127 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:23,228 - Nice cloak. Are you a vampire? - I'm a witch. 128 00:08:23,334 --> 00:08:26,236 Oh! Me, too. Bibbidi bobbidi boo! 129 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:31,268 - Where's your hat? - I don't wear hats. I'm a real witch. 130 00:08:31,342 --> 00:08:33,868 I'm a real flying monkey. 131 00:08:39,149 --> 00:08:42,517 So, a real witch. What kind of witch are you? 132 00:08:42,586 --> 00:08:46,853 I'm a Dianic witch. I realized my power 12 years ago. 133 00:08:46,924 --> 00:08:50,588 Now I'm a high priestess at the Society of Sisterhood coven. 134 00:08:53,564 --> 00:08:55,658 Well, you know what they say... 135 00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:58,669 Nothing says loving like something from the coven. 136 00:09:04,775 --> 00:09:08,871 Tim, I just had my palm read. Guess who I was in a former life? 137 00:09:09,446 --> 00:09:12,006 An Irish lap dancer. 138 00:09:13,851 --> 00:09:15,752 Oh, save me some punch. 139 00:09:48,852 --> 00:09:50,391 Hey. Love some punch. I hope you didn't make it, 140 00:09:50,421 --> 00:09:52,856 because I'm eye-of-newt intolerant. 141 00:09:52,923 --> 00:09:55,688 You seem to be intolerant of quite a bit. 142 00:09:59,263 --> 00:10:02,290 No, I'm actually... I tolerate quite a bit... 143 00:10:02,366 --> 00:10:06,599 You know, that's water-based. Better be careful. You might melt. 144 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:09,037 You have no idea who you're dealing with, do you? 145 00:10:09,106 --> 00:10:12,474 Come on, lady. Talk to the hand. Talk to the hand. 146 00:10:14,678 --> 00:10:19,810 A witch is one you should not test or else her wrath will never rest. 147 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:27,119 Great party. So, what's with Agatha? 148 00:10:27,257 --> 00:10:29,954 Oh, you think she's odd, don't you? 149 00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:34,564 Well, I don't know. "Odd" is kind of a strong word. 150 00:10:34,631 --> 00:10:37,260 Confusing, interesting, and kind of... 151 00:10:37,334 --> 00:10:40,793 Oh, Tim, you think she's mildly delusional. 152 00:10:40,871 --> 00:10:43,568 I think she's a certifiable nut case, to be honest with you. 153 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,371 I find her a little bit peculiar myself. 154 00:10:46,477 --> 00:10:48,378 Why is she still your special friend, then? 155 00:10:48,445 --> 00:10:50,539 Tim, I've tried to break up with her three times, 156 00:10:50,614 --> 00:10:52,515 but she won't take no for an answer. 157 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,849 I mean, have you ever dated a woman who scared you? 158 00:11:00,357 --> 00:11:02,826 I mean, if you were in my position, what would you do? 159 00:11:02,893 --> 00:11:04,919 Well, like you would tell me. I mean... 160 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:06,300 You gotta be honest, straightforward. 161 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:08,822 Tell her that it's just, you know, nicely, that it's over. 162 00:11:08,899 --> 00:11:10,993 - Yes. - And if that doesn't work, 163 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:12,832 drop a house on her. 164 00:11:14,872 --> 00:11:18,536 You'll never guess what the palm reader told me. 165 00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:21,169 That you were Cleopatra in your last life. 166 00:11:21,278 --> 00:11:23,406 No. That I have a nice butt. 167 00:11:27,484 --> 00:11:30,484 Better be careful. He'll be reading the back of my palm, I'll tell you that. 168 00:11:31,622 --> 00:11:35,354 Well, I just steered Wilson's romantic life in the right direction. 169 00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:38,031 - What are you talking about? - Well, he wasn't getting along with his 170 00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:41,828 new special friend. So I suggested he just call it off. 171 00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:45,131 Tim, you shouldn't be butting into his personal life! 172 00:11:45,202 --> 00:11:47,262 I can't believe he listened to you! 173 00:11:47,337 --> 00:11:48,942 We're very close friends, you know? He trusts me. 174 00:11:48,972 --> 00:11:50,941 We talk about emotional stuff. 175 00:11:51,008 --> 00:11:54,035 You know, I'm a lot more perceptive than you give me credit for. 176 00:11:54,111 --> 00:11:56,410 - Really? - Yes. 177 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,244 Your tail's on fire. 178 00:12:04,922 --> 00:12:06,823 Wilson's phone is still busy. 179 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:10,054 It's probably Agatha trying to yak her way back into his life. 180 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,822 Hey, guys. When's dinner? I'm starving. 181 00:12:11,895 --> 00:12:13,056 We're waiting for Wilson. 182 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:15,102 He was supposed to be here for dinner 30 minutes ago. 183 00:12:15,132 --> 00:12:17,431 This is not like Wilson. He's usually very punctual. 184 00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:21,563 Well, maybe the wind shifted, he caught a whiff of your meat loaf. 185 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,878 Why don't you go over to Wilson's house and see what's keeping him? 186 00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:26,399 - Okay. - Okay. 187 00:12:27,744 --> 00:12:30,304 And, honey, while I'm gone, spray something in here. 188 00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:37,015 Oh, what happened here? Wilson? 189 00:12:41,058 --> 00:12:42,890 Wilson? 190 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,089 Hidey ho! Hidey ho! 191 00:12:46,163 --> 00:12:49,258 - Scared me, Mozart! - Scared me. Scared me. 192 00:12:51,969 --> 00:12:53,301 Wilson! 193 00:12:57,207 --> 00:12:59,438 What's your hat doing here? 194 00:13:05,883 --> 00:13:10,412 A witch's wrath will never rest, never rest, never rest. 195 00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:21,694 Something is really weird over at Wilson's house. 196 00:13:21,765 --> 00:13:23,324 Yeah. Well, duh. 197 00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:26,403 No. It looks like it was broken into. The house has been ransacked. 198 00:13:26,503 --> 00:13:29,463 In the middle of the floor there's a bunch of these candles sitting around, 199 00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:31,566 and underneath his hat is Agatha's necklace. 200 00:13:31,642 --> 00:13:33,668 Oh, my God! What do you think is happening? 201 00:13:33,744 --> 00:13:36,646 Well, I think Agatha, that hex nut, has done something to Wilson. 202 00:13:36,713 --> 00:13:37,753 I'm gonna call the police. 203 00:13:37,814 --> 00:13:40,943 Okay. It's number three on the speed dial, there. 204 00:13:41,018 --> 00:13:42,145 Who's Agatha? 205 00:13:42,219 --> 00:13:44,381 She's that witch that Wilson was dating. 206 00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:47,618 Mom, it's okay. I'm old enough. You can say the "B" word. 207 00:13:49,092 --> 00:13:51,220 Yes. I'd like to report a break-in. 208 00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:54,459 And a missing person. It's 508 Glenview Road. 209 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:57,264 I'm the next-door neighbor. It's Tim Taylor. 210 00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:58,739 What's the name of the missing person? 211 00:13:58,769 --> 00:14:00,260 Wilson Wilson. 212 00:14:00,337 --> 00:14:02,272 - We'll be right over. - Thanks. 213 00:14:02,339 --> 00:14:04,103 We're all set. 214 00:14:04,274 --> 00:14:06,402 Thanks for helping me out. 215 00:14:07,844 --> 00:14:10,905 Now we're gonna find out who's really the king. 216 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,248 Well, the police are on their way over. 217 00:14:14,317 --> 00:14:15,922 Well, maybe we should meet them over there, okay? 218 00:14:15,952 --> 00:14:17,682 No, no, no. What if somebody's in the house? 219 00:14:17,754 --> 00:14:19,393 That's good. That's good. You guys stay here. 220 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:22,757 I'll go over there. But I'm gonna need some protection, guys. 221 00:14:27,064 --> 00:14:29,966 Well, that's a great weapon if you're attacked by a brisket. 222 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:36,665 Hook, line and sinker. You were great. 223 00:14:36,773 --> 00:14:38,139 No, no, no. You were great. 224 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,180 Reprogramming that speed dial was a touch of genius. 225 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,974 I am the queen. 226 00:14:45,148 --> 00:14:47,913 So when was the last time you saw Mr. Wilson? 227 00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:51,746 Uh, last night at the party. He was wearing his grandmother's hook. 228 00:14:51,988 --> 00:14:55,083 He likes hooks. You like kitchen utensils. Drop them. 229 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,730 Do you know of anyone who might hold a grudge against Mr. Wilson? 230 00:14:59,796 --> 00:15:01,458 Yeah. This Agatha. 231 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:03,363 - You got a last name? - No. 232 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,696 Can you give me a description? 233 00:15:04,768 --> 00:15:11,299 Yeah. She was about 5'7", blonde hair, good-looking, a witch. 234 00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:13,910 A witch? 235 00:15:13,977 --> 00:15:16,811 I better call the boys from the Emerald City precinct. 236 00:15:17,881 --> 00:15:22,251 No, no, no. She said she was a real witch. 237 00:15:22,352 --> 00:15:25,516 Do we have anything to link her to the crime scene? A black cat? 238 00:15:25,589 --> 00:15:26,818 A broom? 239 00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:32,487 How about her amulet that she wore around her neck? It's right here. 240 00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:37,618 Hey, look at that. It's my fez. I've been looking all over for this thing. 241 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:40,330 Your fez? What happened to the amulet? 242 00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:41,404 Well... 243 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:46,204 - I had it in my hand. - You tampered with the crime scene? 244 00:15:46,276 --> 00:15:49,405 I did not know it was a crime. I did not know it at the time. 245 00:15:52,783 --> 00:15:55,412 Dr. Seuss claims there was a witch. 246 00:15:58,355 --> 00:16:00,483 Got something here, Roberts. 247 00:16:00,557 --> 00:16:01,597 Mr. Taylor, were you aware 248 00:16:01,658 --> 00:16:03,458 that Mr. Wilson had recently changed his will? 249 00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:07,026 Yes! Yes! Yes! I met the lawyer at the party! 250 00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:08,755 Yeah, he had big ears. 251 00:16:08,865 --> 00:16:12,427 Probably came in handy at the hearings. 252 00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:18,205 Are you also aware that in his new will you're named as sole beneficiary? 253 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,706 I'm his special friend. 254 00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:26,141 And possibly his wealthy friend. 255 00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:30,085 You stand to receive substantial cash assets and a uranium mine in Brazil. 256 00:16:30,153 --> 00:16:32,088 I didn't know Wilson was rich. 257 00:16:32,155 --> 00:16:35,421 Special friend had no idea. That's a new one. 258 00:16:36,593 --> 00:16:39,358 People like you make me sick! 259 00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:41,735 You expect us to believe that you lived next door to this guy 260 00:16:41,765 --> 00:16:44,234 all these years and had no idea he was loaded? 261 00:16:44,301 --> 00:16:48,033 Calm down, Maclntyre. You just got your badge back. 262 00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:53,507 Guys, guys, forget about me. Shouldn't we be looking for Wilson? 263 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,577 Yeah. We'll get that in motion as soon as you give us some more information. 264 00:16:56,613 --> 00:17:00,709 - Now, look, Tim. Can I call you Tim? - I'd like that. 265 00:17:00,784 --> 00:17:04,221 You really had no idea about your neighbor's financial situation? 266 00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:07,381 No, no. I mean, he's a real simple guy. He eats squirrel. 267 00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:09,483 And he's been wearing the same hat for 15 years. 268 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:12,495 Yeah! And that bothered you, didn't it, Taylor? 269 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,532 Starsky, what's with Hutch over here? 270 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,263 Tragic tale. 271 00:17:19,236 --> 00:17:21,364 Are you guys accusing me of something? 272 00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:23,703 No, no. We'd never consider you a suspect 273 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:26,072 until we had some hard evidence. 274 00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:30,438 Property of Tim Taylor. 275 00:17:30,514 --> 00:17:32,483 You have the right to remain silent... 276 00:17:32,716 --> 00:17:36,414 Hold it. That's a Halloween prank. 277 00:17:36,486 --> 00:17:38,580 I just used that, you know, to scare Wilson. 278 00:17:38,655 --> 00:17:41,284 Well, perhaps you scared him to death. 279 00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:43,259 I am the king. 280 00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,591 All right, Mr. Taylor, let's run through it one more time. 281 00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:55,366 We've got your fingerprints on the back door, a will leaving everything to you... 282 00:17:55,438 --> 00:17:58,738 A crime scene you've tampered with, and a bloody ax with your name on it. 283 00:17:58,809 --> 00:18:01,244 Okay, back off, McGarrett. Danno! 284 00:18:03,046 --> 00:18:06,107 - You've also got my theory. - Right. 285 00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:08,481 - A witch did it. - Right. Right. 286 00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:11,858 You see, I told Wilson that she was a little nutty, 287 00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:14,585 and he might consider breaking off the relationship. 288 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:17,218 Oh, so you're a buttinski, too? 289 00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:19,193 Back off, will you, Baretta? 290 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:23,367 My point is, I think she's doing this to get back at Wilson, 291 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,129 and she's blaming me to cover her tracks. 292 00:18:25,202 --> 00:18:28,002 So you're saying you had nothing to do with Mr. Wilson's disappearance. 293 00:18:28,071 --> 00:18:29,676 I wouldn't do anything to my friend Wilson. 294 00:18:29,706 --> 00:18:32,574 You're killing me, Tim. You're killing me, Tim. 295 00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:35,945 Oh, I'd like to kill that damn bird. 296 00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:38,381 This one's a sicko! 297 00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:41,282 Taking you down would be worth my badge, pal! 298 00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:45,118 Easy, Maclntyre. Easy. 299 00:18:47,591 --> 00:18:48,591 Tim's coming! 300 00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:50,530 - We'd better hide! - Hide! In the broom closet! 301 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,160 Broom closet! Broom closet! There! There. 302 00:18:58,602 --> 00:18:59,968 Hey, Dad. What's going on? 303 00:19:00,036 --> 00:19:01,841 Well, McMillan and Wife think I had something to do 304 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:03,840 with his disappearance. 305 00:19:03,907 --> 00:19:06,467 - You? - My name is Maclntyre. 306 00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:08,807 - I'm Roberts. - I'm Taylor. 307 00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:11,610 I told him about the witch. Tell them about the witch at the party. 308 00:19:11,681 --> 00:19:13,650 Oh. She seemed very nice. 309 00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:17,624 Can you corroborate your husband's whereabouts 310 00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:19,454 during the time of Mr. Wilson's disappearance? 311 00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:22,082 Oh, yes, I can. He was with me the whole time. 312 00:19:22,158 --> 00:19:23,158 Thank you, honey. 313 00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:26,663 Except for that 45 minutes in the middle of the night. 314 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:32,663 - I was in the bathroom. - Alone? 315 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,262 Believe me, nobody would go in there with him. 316 00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:40,477 You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes? 317 00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:42,774 I had the annual hot rod issue. 318 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,653 So for 45 minutes you have no alibi? 319 00:19:52,555 --> 00:19:53,682 Thank you, Brad. 320 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:58,254 I think we're ready to take you down to the station for some more questioning. 321 00:19:58,328 --> 00:20:00,092 You can't do that. He's innocent. 322 00:20:00,196 --> 00:20:03,291 It's that crazy witch. That's the one that did this. 323 00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:07,133 Better come outside. There's something you should see. 324 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,748 Good going, guys. That's the witch, right there. 325 00:20:19,883 --> 00:20:21,818 Witch? Mary's from our crime lab. 326 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,550 No, no, no. That's Wilson's girlfriend. 327 00:20:24,621 --> 00:20:26,487 She was at the party. That's the witch, right? 328 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,282 Well, there is a slight resemblance. 329 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:31,851 Slight resemblance... Agatha, right? 330 00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:34,227 I don't know what you're talking about. What I do know 331 00:20:34,297 --> 00:20:36,425 is this is now officially a murder investigation. 332 00:20:36,499 --> 00:20:38,365 - Murder? - Murder? 333 00:20:38,435 --> 00:20:40,063 Are you saying that Wilson's dead? 334 00:20:40,136 --> 00:20:42,342 Yes. Wilson's dead, and you're under arrest for his murder. 335 00:20:42,372 --> 00:20:43,643 You have the right to remain silent. 336 00:20:43,673 --> 00:20:46,046 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 337 00:20:46,076 --> 00:20:48,773 I'm innocent. I've been framed, here. Honey, say something about... 338 00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:51,405 We just need a positive ID on the body. 339 00:20:51,514 --> 00:20:53,278 - Body? - Bring it in. 340 00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:01,952 - Is this Mr. Wilson? - Oh, God! Yeah. 341 00:21:04,661 --> 00:21:07,597 - Why'd you do it, Dad? - I didn't do anything. 342 00:21:09,132 --> 00:21:10,191 Boo! 343 00:21:14,537 --> 00:21:17,302 - He never saw it coming! - Got ya! 344 00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:18,739 You are the king. 345 00:21:19,642 --> 00:21:22,111 I am the king! 346 00:21:26,716 --> 00:21:29,208 Little Mozart. Little Mozart. Little... 347 00:21:30,754 --> 00:21:32,586 Mozart! 348 00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:33,918 Where are you? 349 00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:36,323 Hey, Wilson! He's up here! Somehow he got out of the cage. 350 00:21:36,392 --> 00:21:37,883 He's up here on this wire! 351 00:21:38,094 --> 00:21:39,460 Tim, you be careful! 352 00:21:39,529 --> 00:21:41,430 It's okay. I got him. He's right next to me. 353 00:21:41,497 --> 00:21:42,760 Come here, Mozart! 354 00:21:42,832 --> 00:21:44,198 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 355 00:21:45,602 --> 00:21:49,835 Oh, my God! Oh, Lord! 356 00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:53,376 Tim! Tim! Tim, are you all right? 357 00:21:53,443 --> 00:21:55,071 Tim? 358 00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:00,748 - Who's the king now? - Tim's the king. Tim's the king. 359 00:22:01,305 --> 00:22:07,422 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 29241

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