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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:11,111 Oh, hello, Dad. Hi, Niles. 2 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,612 May I get my usual, please? 3 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:14,603 Niles, we're playing squash in 20 minutes. 4 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,104 Where are your togs? 5 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:18,118 Oh, yes, I had to hide them in my briefcase. 6 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,619 I told Daphne I was seeing patients all day. 7 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:21,121 It was the only way I could get out 8 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:22,110 of driving her to this flower show. 9 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:23,623 It's two hours there and back. 10 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:25,125 I see; well, we could have rescheduled. 11 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,615 Did you really have to lie? 12 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:28,617 Did I mention we'd be joined by Daphne's mother, 13 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:30,630 who's suffering from some female complaint 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,132 and can't get it through her head 15 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:33,531 that I'm not a gynecologist? 16 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:38,071 Ah. Well, then, you had to save yourself. 17 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:40,440 so, please, don't tell anyone we're playing squash today. 18 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,442 I can't have it getting back to Daphne. 19 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:43,443 Right. Hey, guys. 20 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:44,432 I'm so glad you're here. 21 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,146 You can meet my new boyfriend. 22 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:47,447 He's the hottest guy I've dated since.. . 23 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:48,448 Frasier. 24 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,439 Okay, the hottest guy 25 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:53,453 (cracking up) ; since Frasier. 26 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:55,155 That's Alistair Burke. 27 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:56,144 I know! 28 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:58,258 Who's Alistair Burke? 29 00:00:58,258 --> 00:00:59,247 He is only the head of the seattle Opera Guild 30 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,261 and one of the finest directors in the world. 31 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:02,562 His productions are brilliant. 32 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,264 He staged a Philip Glass opera last year, 33 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,561 and no one left. 34 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,563 Alistair, uh, it's, it's Frasier Crane. 35 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:09,569 Uh, we met last year at the fund-raiser. 36 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:10,570 Of course. 37 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,272 You're on the radio. 38 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:12,567 Yes, yes. 39 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:14,262 And you're... don't tell me. 40 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,178 All right, tell me. 41 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,146 Niles Crane. 42 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,215 Yes, we've both got ticket s to your premiere, 43 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,216 and, oh, we can't wait to see 44 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,517 what magic you'll work with La Boheme. 45 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,519 Well, I would be content 46 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:29,522 if my Mimi would just lay off the cheeseburgers. 47 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:31,524 I sat her down yesterday and I said, 48 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,526 'You're dying of consumption, dear, 49 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,221 not overcon sumption. " 50 00:01:35,528 --> 00:01:36,517 (both guffawing) 51 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,232 FRAsIER; Oh, that's hilarious! 52 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:40,233 It's funny because it's bitchy. 53 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,234 How well you're looking. 54 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:42,535 Oh, thank you. 55 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:43,229 I like your suit. 56 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:44,537 Well, you're too kind. 57 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,539 And it's nice to see you again. 58 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:48,241 Bye-bye. 59 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,243 Take care. 60 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:51,437 Wow, that was thorough. 61 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:53,870 Find any polyps up there? 62 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:59,385 We were merely paying due respect 63 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:02,322 to one of the giants of the opera world. 64 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,690 Hey! Barry, hi. 65 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:06,181 This is Frasier and Niles... 66 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:07,694 and Martin. 67 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:08,695 Hi. Hi. 68 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,697 Whoa, strong handshake. 69 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,365 You look like you work out a lot. 70 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,458 He practically lives at the gym. 71 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:16,157 Well, it's my church . 72 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,460 Oh, this blouse looks amazing on you. 73 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:19,873 Yes, it's very chic, Roz. 74 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,374 Well, Barry picked it out. 75 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:22,876 He's the women's wear buyer at Bidwells. 76 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,878 He spent a whole day last week going through my closet 77 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,881 and throwing out all the stuff I shouldn't wear anymore. 78 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,383 You should have seen what she was still hanging on to. 79 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:31,372 Culottes. 80 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:33,753 stop it. 81 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:35,755 Well... 82 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,757 one wonders what's been in Barry's closet 83 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:38,746 a little too long. 84 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:43,928 What are you talking about? 85 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:45,856 Oh, come on. He didn't seem gay to you ? 86 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:47,867 That guy's not gay. 87 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:49,858 You know how you can tell? 88 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,304 The muscles. 89 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,575 Good point, Dad. 90 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,566 second tip-off; no poodle. 91 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:02,282 so, isn't he fabulous? 92 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:05,885 Yes, yes, uh, fabulous sums it up in a word. 93 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:08,388 I think he's perfect for you, Roz-- 94 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:11,255 good-looking, friendly and not gay at all. 95 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:13,593 Who said he was gay? 96 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:14,594 Not me. 97 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:15,583 He's not gay. 98 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,285 All right, Roz, but you can see 99 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,299 how someone might get that impression. 100 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:20,300 Why, because of his job? 101 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,597 Because he takes care of himself? 102 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,304 That is just such lazy, stereotypical... 103 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:26,306 You're right; it was a shallow knee-jerk assumption 104 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,607 and unworthy of us both 105 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:28,869 as psychiatrists and men about town. 106 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,379 We better go. We're going to miss the movie. 107 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,681 Right. Bye. 108 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:35,670 No biscotti for you? 109 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,371 Please. I'm a house. 110 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,382 (no audio) 111 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:49,495 Can't you walk any faster? 112 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:50,997 I'm moving as fast as I can 113 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,498 in these ridiculous shorts of yours. 114 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:54,000 You wouldn't need them 115 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,501 if you hadn't burs t out of your own. 116 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:56,490 I did not burst out of them. 117 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:58,504 My laundress simply over bleached them 118 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:01,007 till they had the tensile strength of a cobweb. 119 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:02,008 If you're in such a hurry, 120 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:03,509 you should have brought your own car. 121 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:05,011 Daphne needed it for her flower show. 122 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,013 And remember... Yes, yes. 123 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,503 You were seeing patients. 124 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:10,516 We did not play squash. 125 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:12,006 Is that Roz's boy friend ? 126 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,356 Oh, you don't suppose she told him 127 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:17,657 what we were saying about him? 128 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:19,425 No, I can't imagine she would do that. 129 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,414 Let's just act natural. 130 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,665 Where did he go? 131 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,530 Odd. He was just here. 132 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:31,303 "Bad Billy's?" 133 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,294 What sort of place do you think that is? 134 00:04:33,806 --> 00:04:35,308 Well, let's see. 135 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,810 Tuesday is leather night, 136 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:40,643 so it's probably some sort of shoe outlet. 137 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,284 It's a gay bar, you idiot. 138 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,585 Come on. Let's go. 139 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,287 What?! No! 140 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,588 I told Daphne 141 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,283 I was seeing patients until 7:00. 142 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,292 If I'm late, she might get suspicious. 143 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,993 Niles, Roz is my friend. 144 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:54,994 I'm not going to let her get hurt 145 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,996 by some man who's lying to her about himself. 146 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,486 I'll be just a minute. 147 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:07,507 Excuse me. Uh, I'm looking for a guy. 148 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,873 Yeah, I kind of got that from the shorts. 149 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:12,333 It's a particular guy. 150 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:13,846 He's about 35 years... 151 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:14,847 Frasier? 152 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:16,349 Eduardo! 153 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:20,353 My furniture polisher. 154 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,355 Don't tell me you put away paste and chamois 155 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,356 for life as a barkeep. 156 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:24,957 I just do this on the side. 157 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,527 Oh, well, bet you're surprised to see me in here. 158 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:29,154 Okay. 159 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,922 All right, look, 160 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:33,900 I thought I saw a friend of mine come in here. 161 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:37,631 He's, uh, mid-30s, uh, wavy hair, good build. 162 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:38,971 Yeah, I think he's in the bathroom. 163 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:40,473 Oh. Oh. 164 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:41,462 (music blaring) 165 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:43,464 Can I get you a drink? 166 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,970 sherry, please. 167 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,495 Oh, hi, Niles. 168 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:03,792 Hey, Barry. 169 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,501 Frasier. Barry's not here. 170 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:20,801 I just saw him. What? 171 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:22,503 Barry's not here. Let's go. 172 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:23,807 He's in the bathroom. 173 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:25,451 No, he's not. 174 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:26,119 Can we just go, please? 175 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,587 What did you say? 176 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:28,576 Daphne's expecting me. 177 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,089 Let's go. 178 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,579 Come again? Oh, for God's sake.. 179 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:32,580 (music stops) 180 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:35,083 I'm begging you, please take me home! 181 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:47,507 You see, actually, he and I are... 182 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,498 (music begins) 183 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:04,991 You can rationalize your actions 184 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,925 all you want to, kevin. The truth is, 185 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:08,895 you're just not being honest, are you? 186 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,696 I guess I'm not. 187 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:12,198 But it's not like you're so honest 188 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,200 about everything in your life. 189 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,601 I beg your pardon. 190 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:19,594 Well, you've never told your audience you're gay. 191 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:22,765 Excuse me? 192 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:26,579 I saw you in a gay bar last night. 193 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:30,016 Oh. Oh, I see. 194 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,618 (chuckling); Yes, in fact, 195 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,888 I did pop into Bad Billy'? yesterday. 196 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,024 You see, I thought 197 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:41,093 I had seen a gentleman I wished to speak with go in there, 198 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:43,095 and I'd certainly never been in that bar before. 199 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,461 Then how come you knew the bartender by name? 200 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,601 And why were you wearing those tight little shorts? 201 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,102 Well, they... 202 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:52,104 They were not my shorts. 203 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:54,607 You see, I'd been playing squash, 204 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,076 and I borrowed them from my... 205 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,946 uh, from my friend who is slim-hipped. 206 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:03,177 Yeah, kind of like that nervous guy you picked up. 207 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,139 Look, I did not pick anybody up. 208 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,643 All right, I am going to put an end to this discussion 209 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,622 because there is nothing to discuss. 210 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:14,126 On my way home from the gym, I popped into Bad Billy's 211 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:18,529 Iooking for a man I was hoping was in the bathroom. 212 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,768 I had a quick sherry with my French polisher, 213 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:24,770 and then I left. 214 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,273 As to how I got into another man's shorts, 215 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:28,262 that is no one's business. 216 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:32,635 And we're off the air. 217 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,134 Oh, dear God. 218 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,640 That man you thought you saw going into Bad Billy's-- 219 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,153 that wouldn't be Barry, would it? 220 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:43,155 All right, Roz. 221 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,156 I-I saw him on the street, and I turned, 222 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:46,158 and the next thing I knew, he was gone. 223 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:47,147 You know what Barry was doing 224 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,161 from 1 0:00 until midnight last night? 225 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:50,651 Me, that's what! 226 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,656 He's not gay, whereas you, Miss Marple, 227 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,168 you've just been outed. 228 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:57,670 Outed? 229 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:01,173 Frasier. 230 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,162 I am so sorry. 231 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,165 I thought that last call was appalling. 232 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:05,166 Thank you, Gil. 233 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,179 You poor man. 234 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:10,671 How long you must have dreaded this dark yet inevitable day. 235 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,587 I so wish you could have been allowed to come out 236 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,589 in a time and manner of your own choosing 237 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:19,091 instead of being wrenched from your closet, 238 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:21,582 your voice cracking, your cheeks crimson with shame. 239 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,564 Gil, I am not gay. 240 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,065 Oh, Frasier, you can't play coy 241 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:29,068 once you've been caught traipsing around Bad Billy's 242 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,070 in shorts that left little to the imagination. 243 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,572 They were not my shorts. 244 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,074 I simply borrowed them because my own had split 245 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,576 when I bent over... 246 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,578 Oh, please! 247 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,080 We don't need to know everything. 248 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,082 I just want to say that your kACL family 249 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,584 will be here for you 250 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,074 as you take your first brave steps 251 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,587 on that yellow brick road 252 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,589 to pride and self - acceptance and... 253 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,080 Oh, shut up, you big queen! 254 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:58,263 I see kitty has claws. 255 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,738 Another latte to go, please. 256 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,239 And you can take it out of there, thank you. 257 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,741 I-I didn't order these 258 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,232 They're from those guys over there. 259 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:18,739 Oh, Dad. You care for a coffee ? 260 00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:20,753 Nah. I can see where you might think 261 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:21,754 I would, though. 262 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,756 A guy walks into a coffee bar, 263 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,747 he can't blame people for thinking he likes coffee. 264 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:27,760 Yes, Dad. 265 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,762 Course, uh, if he didn't like it, 266 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,263 he could make that clear to people. 267 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:34,266 He might say, "I am not a coffee drinker" 268 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,769 or "I have never 269 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,771 tried coffee even once. " 270 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,272 Yes, all right, Dad. 271 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,775 "I am not even curious about... " 272 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:45,266 Yes, all right! 273 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,268 Thank you. 274 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:53,786 Frasier. 275 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:54,787 I see you caught my show. 276 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,288 Mm-hmm. 277 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:57,289 Go ahead. Let's hear it. 278 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,792 I'm not going to tease you. I'm grateful. 279 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,260 You could have ratted me out to Daphne, 280 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,262 but instead, you protected me... 281 00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,753 just like a big sister should. 282 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,759 You know, I'm glad this tickles you. 283 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,772 I shouldn't make fun. 284 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,274 You people have been persecuted long enough as it is. 285 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,263 Are you done? 286 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,778 I'm done. I'll return those shorts to you tomorrow. 287 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,269 No, keep them. You'll want them for the parade. 288 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:23,783 I'm done. Now I'm done. 289 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,785 Frasier. 290 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:29,288 Oh, Alistair. so sorry to hear about your ordeal today. 291 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:31,290 Oh, boy... You heard my show then? 292 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,279 No, I heard the replay 293 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,283 on kiki and Mel's Drivetime Circus. 294 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:38,798 If it's any comfort, 295 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,300 I went through the same thing myself once. 296 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,803 Really? Yes, I was a guest on a call-in show, 297 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,305 and an angry ex-boyfriend phoned in. 298 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:50,309 Everything came out; names, dates, birthmarks. 299 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,813 Had quite a chat with the wife that night. 300 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,314 Very frank. 301 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,303 Very expensive. Oh. 302 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,716 How awful for you. Of course, in my case... 303 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,721 I know what might rally your spirits. 304 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,710 I'm giving a small party 305 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,224 after the premiere of my opera next week. 306 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,225 Are you free to come? 307 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,227 I'd be delighted. 308 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,228 splendid. 309 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,230 Well, I must get to rehearsals. 310 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,732 Oh, how are things coming? 311 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,721 You can tag along, 312 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,001 see for yourself if you like. 313 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,737 FRAsIER; I would love that. 314 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,739 Let me just grab my coffee. 315 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,728 Good-bye, Dad. 316 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:21,734 Niles. 317 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,749 Did you see that? 318 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,051 I would kill to go to that party. 319 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,019 I was at that gay bar too, you know. 320 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,024 Let's see... 321 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,427 One of my sons just got picked up by a guy. 322 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,418 My other son is jealous. 323 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,422 Yep, life is good. 324 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:54,206 Dad, please clean up that debris around your chair. 325 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,207 Alistair is coming by. 326 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,903 "Oh, Alistair. " 327 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,905 That's all we've heard around here all week. 328 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,214 Alistair this, Alistair that. 329 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,983 m DAPHNE; You can't blame hi 330 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,084 for being excited. 331 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,786 It's fun having a famous friend. 332 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,522 When I lived in England... 333 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,056 Do you know the actor Peter O' Toole? 334 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,558 sure. 335 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,561 I always thought it would be fun to be friends with him. 336 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,063 (doorbell rings) 337 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:20,065 Now, that's him. 338 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,056 Everyone just act natural. 339 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,059 Frasier! Alistair! 340 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,975 ALIsTAIR; You smell fantastic. 341 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:30,976 Oh, it must be my new conditioner. 342 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,979 sandalwood with just a hint of...? 343 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:34,980 Cloves. 344 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,515 The man's amazing. 345 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,484 He has the musical panache of Leonard Bernstein 346 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:42,488 and the nose of a Tuscan truffle hog. 347 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,989 You turn my head, sir. 348 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,854 (laughing); Oh, well... come and meet my father, 349 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:47,293 Martin Crane. 350 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,994 Well, how lovely to meet you, Martin. 351 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:49,929 How are you? 352 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:50,963 Niles. Hello. 353 00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:51,964 Love the tie. 354 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:52,965 Charvet. 355 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:56,068 And I'm Daphne , Niles' wife. 356 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,559 No. 357 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:01,473 We're expecting. 358 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,844 Can't say I was. 359 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,209 How lovely to meet you, Daphne. 360 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:07,913 Likewise. 361 00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:10,216 Frasier, this apartment is stunning. 362 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,205 Thank you. The view-- 363 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:12,918 breathtaking. 364 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,220 The art-- perfect. 365 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,916 The chair-- hilarious. 366 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,193 (phone rings) Damn. so sorry. 367 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,888 I have to take this call. 368 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,059 Hello? 369 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,966 Placido! 370 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:27,967 Placido Domingo?! 371 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:28,956 Yes. 372 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,527 I'm here with Frasier. 373 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,531 Yes, he's the one I told you about. 374 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,464 Oh, stop. 375 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,502 Oh, oh, yes, uh... in the kitchen 376 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,448 Well, you'll meet him next month at the concert in Madrid. 377 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,940 Oops, now I've spoiled the surprise. 378 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,921 He's taking me to Madrid! 379 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,259 You just met him last week. What's going on? 380 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:58,053 He kissed you. 381 00:14:58,497 --> 00:14:59,999 Well, he's a man of the theater. 382 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,500 He kisses everyone. 383 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,002 It's not like he's the first gay friend I've ever had. 384 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,027 It's the first one who thinks you're gay, too. 385 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,340 gay. He does not think I'm 386 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:12,003 He thinks I'm gay, and I'm standing next to my pregnant wife. 387 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,515 Have you told him you're straight? 388 00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:20,085 I don't have to. I mean, it's obvious. 389 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,588 We are just friends. He is not courting me. 390 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,089 Is that a new watch? 391 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,023 so what if it is? 392 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,130 Jewelry. Ooh, he's a keeper. 393 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,999 stop that! 394 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,000 My friendship with Alistair 395 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,502 is the best thing that's happened to me in months. 396 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,003 I will not have you sully it 397 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,071 by making it out to be something it's not. 398 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,698 sorry, my angel. 399 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,311 Well, we'd best get to that tailor. 400 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:46,312 Oh, yes, yes. 401 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,013 We're having new tuxes made 402 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,015 for Alistair's premiere part y this weekend. 403 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,583 To which you are all invited. 404 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,675 (gasps) ; Thank you. 405 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,622 Will Peter O'Toole be there? 406 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,613 No... and he knows why. 407 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,195 These are amazing. Where did you get them? 408 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,196 I made them myself. 409 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,698 No... 410 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,200 Is there anything this man can't do? 411 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,566 Time will tell. 412 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,553 Look at this crowd. 413 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,054 It's like a Who's Who 414 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:33,058 of the creme de la creme of the upper crust! 415 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,060 Frasier. Alistair. 416 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,563 Your production was a triumph! 417 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:38,564 Wasn't it? 418 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,054 smile. 419 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,570 Welcome, welcome. Thank you. 420 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,071 There are so many people here 421 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,573 I'm dying for you to meet, 422 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,074 but I have to make a little announcement first. 423 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,578 Glinka, darling, come and meet Frasier. 424 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,580 Frasier, finally. 425 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,582 Oh, Glinka, it's such an honor to meet you. 426 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,084 I have all your recordings. 427 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:02,087 so, I hear that you and Alistair are quite an item. 428 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:04,078 Oh, no, no, no, we're just very good friends. 429 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,581 Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 430 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,093 Everyone, 431 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,596 ? . could I have your attention, please 432 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:14,099 I have to announce that our very own Nigel Fry 433 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,158 is retiring and giving up his seat 434 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,070 on the Opera board... 435 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,071 (all sigh sadly) 436 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,241 ...but I am thrilled to name as his successor 437 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,244 a tireless supporter of opera in seattle, 438 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,178 Dr. Frasier Crane. 439 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:31,316 Oh! Oh, my! Oh, I never dreamed... 440 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,318 Oh, thank you, thank you! 441 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,309 Congratu... Iations. 442 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,823 stunning couple, aren't they? 443 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:41,122 I'm more stunned by them each day. 444 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,463 Oh, Daph. Quite an honor. 445 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,165 Oh, my God! Isn't it thrilling? 446 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,332 Frasier, can we talk to you for a moment? Yes. 447 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,300 Do you realize that every person in this room 448 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,804 thinks that you're Alistair's boyfriend? 449 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,795 Listen, I can't help it if people think we're a couple 450 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,808 The point is I'm enjoying myself, 451 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:56,797 and if you're too jealous to be happy for me, 452 00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,310 then that's your problem. 453 00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,311 Jealous?! 454 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,813 Yes, that's right. 455 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,714 All my life I have dreamed 456 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,204 of being half of a power couple, 457 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,707 and I finally am. 458 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,723 Is it perfect? No. 459 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:14,226 . But it's fun, and I don't want it to end 460 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,727 Don't you worry at all 461 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,729 that Alistair might be falling for you? 462 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,720 Oh, please. The man has not even made a move on me, 463 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:21,233 and do you know why? 464 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,735 Because we are friends. 465 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,238 Famous, fabulous friends. 466 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:27,739 Oh, uh, Alistair. 467 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:28,740 Congratulations. 468 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,242 It was a stunning production. 469 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,743 Oh, thank you, Niles. 470 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,745 It must be awfully hard work putting on an opera. 471 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,747 It is utterly draining. 472 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:36,748 In fact, when I'm in rehearsals, 473 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,751 I devote every ounce of strength to it. 474 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,254 No exercising, no jogging. 475 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,756 I even abstain from sex. 476 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,247 re. Well, you can ask Frasier he 477 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,686 My poor, dear, patient Frasier. 478 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,702 Care to dance? 479 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,704 I would love to. 480 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,695 Don't go far. 481 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,216 Well, looks like Nigel won't be the only one 482 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,207 giving up his seat tonight. 483 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,224 I could scratch your eyes out 484 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,715 and not one person here would find it strange. 485 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,720 I'm sorry. 486 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,724 Damn my fatal allure. 487 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,740 Alistair... when you're finish with this dance... 488 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,241 Oh, no. 489 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,731 Be my guest. 490 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:45,250 Frasier, do you have any idea 491 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,253 how sexy you look in that tux? 492 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,244 Yes, I do. 493 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,258 Alistair... 494 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,260 I'm afraid I may have given you 495 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,762 the wrong impression about myself. 496 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,764 You seem nervous. Don't be. 497 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,266 And I want to thank you for waiting. 498 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,268 Oh, no, the waiting was good. I enjoyed the waiting. 499 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,771 Oh, me too. 500 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,774 How it sharpens the appetite. 501 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,776 How it builds. 502 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,779 The intensity, the heat, the desire. 503 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:14,780 Can you feel it? 504 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,783 Oh, yes, there it is. 505 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,273 Alistair, um... 506 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,789 Listen, I-I... 507 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,280 I'm afraid I have to tell you something, uh... 508 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,294 I'm not gay. 509 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:30,295 Oh, Frasier, please don't tell me 510 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,297 you're still strugglin g with those issues. 511 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:35,801 Well, I-I like you so much, and I love our friendship. 512 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,804 But I'm afraid I can never really be more than friends. 513 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,305 Would three weeks on Capri 514 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:43,297 in Bertolucci's villa change your mind? 515 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:53,318 It's worth a try. 516 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:54,808 No, no... 517 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:58,390 No. 518 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,692 It-it wouldn't. I'm sorry. 519 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,694 (sighs) ; Well, then... 520 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,696 I'm so sorry. 521 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,391 so am I. 522 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,400 Could I ask a small favor of you? 523 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,668 Of course. Anything. 524 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,370 Would you mind staying tonight 525 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,671 until my other guests have gone? 526 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,674 I'd hate my friends to think I'd been jilted. 527 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,376 Of course. 528 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:18,677 It won't be very late. 529 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:21,346 Around about 3:00 it's down to the core crowd, 530 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:23,348 and we'll all relax and unwind. 531 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,349 It's after midnight, sir. 532 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,684 shall I fire up the hot tub? 533 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,686 Absolutely. 534 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,381 I'm afraid I don't have a bathing suit. 535 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:36,355 Then you'll fit right in. 36443

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