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I truly hope something like that won't happen.

I seriously...

look awful in mourning clothes.

Her husband would be shocked if he hears of this.

Should we let her send him a video message of love?

- I'm not doing it. - Do it for us!

- Do it! - Show us!

Honey. What I just said isn't a joke.

You know me, don't you?

You better behave unless you want to be found dead.

I love you.

- Why won't you let us in? - We're allowed to go in.

- You can't come in, sir. - Why won't you let us in?

- We have every right to be here. - Do you think this makes any sense?

Ms. Kang, when will you publish your next novel?

Great job.

I'll write something before the year is over.

My publisher has been threatening me saying they'll file a suit...

and demanding that I return the front money.

She makes her jokes sound so real.

She's so witty.

I see.

- Apologize! - Apologize!

- And now... - Make her apologize!

- What are you doing? - Any other questions?

(The disciple of wickedness, Kang Yeo Joo!)

There she is!

- Go get her! - Come here!

We should probably wrap up now. Could you show her the way?

- It hasn't been long. - I'll pay you for the entire gig.

Let us wrap up our book concert now.

Thank you for coming.

Hallelujah

- Glory, glory, hallelujah - What are you doing?

Who are those people?

Her first novel criticized churches,

so they show up to every single event she's at.

Glory, glory, hallelujah

Darn you, Kang Yeo Joo! Take this!

How dare you block her?

You scumbag!

- Glory, glory, hallelujah - Get lost!

Go away!

Step aside!

Kang Yeo Joo should leave!

- Hallelujah! - Go away!

Leave!

(Don't buy or read Kang Yeo Joo's novels!)

(Disciple of wickedness)

(From "An Assembled Man" to "A Murder Case Without a Body")

("Chilling Book Concert")

("Chilling Book Concert")

(Don't buy or read Kang Yeo Joo's novels!)

(Kang Yeo Joo should apologize!)

(Disciple of wickedness!)

I have legs too.

Right.

(Kang Yeo Joo should apologize!)

Your goods have been delivered.

It's time for me to leave.

Why do we only meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays?

Are you not free on Mondays and Wednesdays?

Mondays and Wednesdays?

I have to jog on those days.

So?

I'd be too tired.

Then do you want to go to Japan on Thursday and have some raw fish?

I'm afraid I can't do that for the time being.

So you can't go?

Do you want to end this?

A reporter has been asking around about us.

- A reporter from where? - Dongmin Daily.

Did he catch you?

Don't you know how quickly rumors spread around here?

Isn't it a bit dangerous for us to meet like this?

I'm sure it'll all work out.

Let's end this.

I'll be careful.

The reporters have smelled something fishy.

Do you really think they'll just sit and do nothing?

Lawyer Park is so laidback.

Thanks to her, I'm free on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Oh, yes.

Oh, come on.

(Kang Yeo Joo Is More Realistic Than Reality Itself!)

Gosh, great work today, guys. Cheers!

- Cheers! Good work! - Cheers! Well done!

You too.

This is so refreshing.

Ms. Kang, you're sitting alone.

I said I didn't want to come.

Did you kidnap me for all that mess?

- Keep talking. - Well...

They said they'd only invite the members,

so I thought it'd be okay.

You should blow off steam and have a drink.

I don't drink...

bottled beer.

I see.

Then do you want draft beer?

Sir, could you give us some...

You don't remember me at all.

He's from the convenience store.

I see.

You're the informant.

Yes. I just wanted to help.

You were of great help. I even got a massage.

Those eggs were so fresh.

He's the one who received that egg shower.

I got some on my clothes too.

To be exact, they're mine.

You two can talk.

Okay.

Who is this?

Ms. Baek Soo Jung?

Honey, I'm home.

Do I smell food?

What's going on?

There's no way she'd be cooking.

What does this mean?

Hi, honey.

Hi.

That's a dangerous smile.

It's just as dangerous as when she uses honorifics.

It must've been a long day.

Take a shower.

She's using honorifics.

Did something bad happen today?

You caught me. How did you know?

Because you're cooking, smiling, and using honorifics.

People from the church came for a visit once again.

They're still doing that?

The deacon aged quite a bit.

What did you buy?

Blue crabs. Your favorite.

They were on sale.

Go take a shower.

They'll pinch you.

I got scared for no reason.

What? What is this?

What? Hold on.

What? How did this...

She didn't see it, did she?

Did she?

What is it?

What do you think? Give me the dirty clothes.

Oh, I see.

By the way, your face...

What about it?

What is it?

Are you wearing makeup?

Yes, because of the book talk.

I see.

You look pretty.

Why is this all crumpled up?

I sweated a bit today.

What?

What is it?

She's sensitive to smells.

Which shampoo did I use?

What's this?

That's what I use at home.

Women are sensitive to smells.

Seriously?

You carry around a kit so you can cheat?

No. I didn't make any mistakes.

Hurry.

Okay.

My gosh. She almost had me.

Gosh. I think she's onto me.

I'm so glad I ended it with her.

What's going on? You're cooking today.

We're having a guest over today.

Who?

Honey, she's here.

Okay.

I didn't know you were here too, Lawyer Han.

Welcome.

He comes straight home after work.

Oh, right. I believe you've met my husband.

We see each other on Mondays and Wednesdays.

Don't we?

We have meetings for a new program we're launching soon.

You have a new program?

No. It got scrapped.

That's news to me.

It got scrapped. It did.

I didn't want to come empty-handed.

Thanks.

My gosh. How did you know...

I only wear this perfume?

Why do you always give me the same perfume?

The fragrance suits you perfectly.

Wash your hands. The food is almost ready.

I knew it. I had a feeling.

Where is the bathroom?

It's this way. Come this way for the bathroom.

You're good with knives.

The protagonist of my last book was a butcher.

So I learned it myself.

It helps when I cook.

Can I help?

No. Feel free to look around the house.

- Honey. - What?

- Give her a tour. - Okay.

Gosh.

- Should we be touching like this? - What?

Have you gone mad? Why did you come here?

We ended it last week.

It wasn't over for me.

Besides, I'm here to meet Kang Yeo Joo today. Don't mind me.

What?

How do you know my wife?

Well, we weren't exactly friends.

By the way, your phone was off.

- You didn't even come on Monday. - My gosh.

I'm going to focus on my family now.

- Quiet down. - What?

- Let go of me. - She might hear you.

What is it now? What?

I see a lot of poisonous flowers.

My wife likes them.

She's coming.

Show her our room too.

Okay. She's interested in plants.

I'd like to see your bedroom now.

You've been only giving me cosmetic products your wife uses.

If you close it, it looks more suspicious.

It's over now. What's there to suspect?

It's not over for me.

You... Goodness.

Is this what you like?

Do you like the thrill of it?

My wife has always had 20-20 vision.

She can even tell the brand of the hair dye you use.

I was surprised to hear that you wanted to visit me.

I didn't think we were on amicable terms.

But you just wait.

No one can get away with messing with me.

That's ancient history.

And now, I actually feel sorry.

Why?

Why are you sorry?

Honey, can you pass me that? Over there.

Can you give me some bread?

Thanks.

I'm getting in the way of an affectionate couple's dinner.

Oh, my.

We're out of wine.

Honey.

Bring her some wine.

Okay.

Well, you don't have to.

I'll bring you some more wine.

What is your husband like at home?

Is he good to you?

He is...

very good to other people.

Is that so?

How is he around other people?

How should I put it?

He's sensitive.

Honey, where do we keep our wine?

In the basement.

Oh, right. The basement.

Where in the basement?

In the wine cooler next to the fridge.

The wine cooler.

Was the wine cooler next to the fridge?

I'll go.

Thank you.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm going to head home now. I don't think I'm welcome here.

Really?

See you tomorrow in Unit 1820.

How many times must I tell you? I'm not doing that anymore.

Really?

Then, I'll drink one more bottle of wine.

But what if I get drunk?

I can be a mean drunk.

Fine.

I'll go. I'll be there.

The same time?

I'll be waiting.

But this is the last time.

We'll see.

You're leaving already?

I must have had a little too much wine.

Do you really want to die?

Stop doing something that risky.

Let's talk in person, Ms. Baek Soo Jung.

I'll be there.

You're up.

I didn't see you,

so I got worried.

Is something going on?

It sounded like you were arguing with someone.

I wasn't arguing.

Let's go back to sleep.

Is she not here yet?

(Your call cannot be completed as dialed.)

Why won't she even pick up her phone?

Did she change her mind already?

What kind of weird idea did she get this time?

Baek Soo Jung came to your house?

She's completely insane.

I knew something like this would happen.

You've been diligently and continuously cheating on her.

You were bound to face a problem.

I never cheated on her.

I've been a devoted husband.

Then what about all the women you slept with?

I didn't sleep with anyone.

What a load of nonsense.

My philosophy is to always sleep at home.

I always go back home when I'm done.

Why? To live as a devoted husband.

That makes sense.

Lawyer Han Woo Sung.

Our vice-chairman went out of his way to ask me to help you out.

I see.

I've heard a lot about you.

You also participated in the presidential election.

But I work on the other side now.

Oh, I see.

Politics is like a living organism.

I heard that you finally made your decision.

Yes.

Ever since I decided to run for an office,

I began to get worried,

thinking I might end up only disappointing you.

I'll take care of everything.

Mr. Han, you can...

continue to keep your image as the nation's most devoted husband,

that's all.

Oh, right.

Yes.

Wait.

You will discuss everything with me, right?

In order to come up with a strategy, you can't keep anything from me.

It's very important.

- Yes, I understand. - Good.

But what's your number?

I'll contact you.

- I see. - Yes.

I won't go out too far.

Woo Sung. Who was that?

A political consultant.

What?

Be it the president, an assemblyman,

or the representative of a political party,

anyone who gets him is halfway elected.

Man, I'm so glad I put in all that work to bring you up.

I can't believe one of my juniors will be an assemblyman.

Great job.

I'm not your junior.

You're my junior.

Whatever.

Do not forget that I know a lot about you.

- I'll buy you a drink. - Tonight.

- I'm busy tonight. - You stopped seeing women.

Why are you busy?

To do some cleaning.

This phone is now reset to factory settings.

And I got a new USIM card.

The dash cam.

Deleted.

And the navigator.

Assemblyman Han.

Man, that sounds perfect.

I'll be a doctor who can treat your adversities...

as an assemblyman, everyone!

Maybe I was meant to be an assemblyman.

It sounds too perfect. Assemblyman Han.

I feel like a new man.

I don't need to feel sorry for my wife...

or be anxious.

I can live with a renewed heart.

But still, what if I get lonely?

No, it's fine.

I have two terabytes of videos to comfort me.

I'm not lonely.

Honey, I'm home.

Is she in the kitchen?

Honey?

Honey.

(Disclaimer of Physical Rights, Han Woo Sung)

(I will die if I cheat!)

"I will die if I cheat."

Wait, this is...

Does she already know?

How much does she know?

But there's no way.

I don't think I ever got caught.

Wait, this...

What's with this?

Wait.

Goodness.

Wait.

No, wait.

Stop.

Wait. One second.

Okay, calm down. Everything had been perfect.

I'm sure she's just messing around with me again.

He doesn't suspect anything.

Why won't this stop?

This is my chance.

(Cheat On Me If You Can)

I bought tetrodotoxin on that day to kill you.

People aren't like shoes. You don't use it only because you like it.

Not showing up to the TV show? That's a huge mistake.

Baek Soo Jung is finished in this industry.

Come look for me if something happens.

A man can't be Daddy Long Legs or a friend to a woman.

You're a scumbag to women.

I saw something yesterday.

Did you enjoy doing this?

Ms. Yeom!