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(LIGHT OMINOUS MUSIC)

NARRATOR: Long long ago, when the nights were still dark,

the world was ruled by the creatures of the night.

Vampires, werewolves, evil fairies, witches, trolls

and many other monsters spread fear and terror among people.

But the centuries passed and the evil creatures

changed over time.

The once terrifying monsters became peace loving creatures

who no longer wanted to frighten people.

Some of these magical beings have lived among us

and undetected since then.

Others have withdrawn to secret places all over the world

that only can be reached through magical forests.

The story of the young vampire, Vlad Tepes,

starts right here when he leaves our world with his father

and sets off for Crailsfelden.

Invited by the mayor personally,

Vlad is supposed to attend an elite school famous

among mythical creatures.

But neither Vlad nor his father suspect

that they have long since become part of a diabolical plan

to plunge the world into darkness again.

And where is Crailsfelden now?

We've been driving through this forest for hours.

In the ass end of the world I fear.

AUTOMATED VOICE: All right, search the ass end

of the world.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(WATER SPLASHES)

Crailsfelden is not so easy to find,

otherwise everyone could come here.

AUTOMATED VOICE: No entry for Crailsfelden.

Crailsfelden has been the home for over 700 years

to one of the most famous magical schools in the world,

The Riffraff Academy, you nagging navigation loser!

AUTOMATED VOICE: Route does not exist on any map.

Please turn around.

Please turn around.

Return to a marked road.

Why are we stopping?

What is it?

We have to register first.

VLAD: With who?

There's no one here.

(GASPS)

Good afternoon, we're new here.

- Vlad and Barnabas Tepes. - Exactly.

Dark humans.

Certainly,

You are that.

(COUGHS)

(MUTTERS)

Ah, yes it is.

When time turns backwards, disaster is high in the sky.

One will come, three must unite.

It says here, from fools to silent heroes

who tear the devil's faith from Crailsfelden.

I've got it, here you are.

Welcome to Crailsfelden.

Thank you.

Thanks.

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

Somehow I thought he'd be a lot bigger.

(BURPS)

Who was that?

No idea.

Maybe you get a little strange if you have to guard a bridge

all by yourself for 1,000 years,

and that without a toothbrush.

(LIVELY MUSIC)

AUTOMATED VOICE: You have arrived

at the ass end of the world.

BARNABAS: Well, what do you think?

VLAD: Whoa, they all look alike?

They come out of another time, it's crazy.

That's Crailsfelden Town Hall, pretty impressive, isn't it?

There's even an ode about it

by the famous local poet, Arawin Von Gotze.

When Crailsfelden Town Hall strikes 13,

the world as we know it will end.

(CYCLIST WHISTLING)

Dad!

(TIRES SCREECH)

Oh, for goodness sakes.

(CYCLIST GROANING)

Are you injured?

No, no...

What's going on here?

I don't know, suddenly there's this old-fashioned bike...

Ow, what the heck.

Do you think that's funny, boy?

It wasn't me.

Just arrived in town

and you're already playing magic tricks.

Are you even in school yet?

Excuse me, Constable, but we couldn't help it.

He suddenly just rode out in front of us.

But neither did I, my bike suddenly turned

into this old Penny-farthing.

Make sure you remove this scrap

- from the street immediately. - Okay, okay, right away.

And you, on your way.

Yes, of course Constable, and thank you.

I'll be keeping an eye on you, young man.

BARNABAS: Come on, Vlad, it's all good.

(CAR STARTS)

Move it along, there's nothing for you to gawk at here.

(EPIC MUSIC)

Vladdy, Vladdy, that's it.

We'll live upstairs and below I'll set up our antique shop.

It'll be great.

Dad, that place is barely standing.

Nonsense, absolute garbage, a pint of paint

and it'll be as good as new.

And there's even a parking space.

No way, dad, we'll never fit in here.

Of course, we will.

Have you forgotten already?

- I'll use my Nosferatu sensor. - Oh, no.

(MIMICKING BEEPING)

Sorry about that, dry throat.

Help me unload this stuff?

(DOOR WHINING) (BELL DINGING)

This is perfect.

It's simply perfect.

Take a look here.

This is the perfect place for Agamemnon Sword.

Then we'll set up the Hotz Telescope over there.

And over here we'll have the Golden Fleece corner.

Vlad, what's up with you, my son?

What if I totally embarrass and make a fool of myself

at this new school?

But Vladdy, they never would have invited you here

if they didn't believe in you.

And I'm quite certain you will quickly find friends

who are just like you.

- It'll be? - Super.

Hopefully.

Get over here.

You can let me go now, dad.

Mm-mm.

I can't breathe!

(GENTLE MUSIC)

Tomorrow is Vlad's big day, Julia.

I wish you could have been here too.

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

(GASPS)

Good evening, Rubezal, Treasury and Tax Office.

You owe registration fees, acquisition tax,

property tax, income tax.

Income tax?

I haven't even opened my business.

Sales tax, school fees,

garbage eater fees, child support...

I should receive child support.

Not from us.

You have seven days to pay,

otherwise we will attach the property

and you have to leave Crailsfelden.

Please, I beg of you, you can't do this.

Complaints can be made in the town hall

between 8 a.m and 8:13am.

I beg of you, please, this is crazy,

I just can't afford to...

(BELL RINGING)

(MUTTERING)

Subtract 80.

(KEYS CLACKING)

Dad, have you been up all night?

Just sorting out a few tax issues?

How's it going, my son?

You ready for your big day?

Yeah, for sure.

And I'll be ready too.

The early bat catches the worm.

Wow, here we are.

I just need to sort out a small teeny weeny thing

at town hall, a slip.

You're not coming with?

I'll be back in time, I promise.

Vladdy, please believe me.

I wouldn't miss it for anything in the world, okay?

BOY: Give that back!

OLDER BOY: Come and get it.

BOY: What are you doing?

You're so mean.

This isn't funny anymore, you idiots.

Give it back!

OLDER BOY: Hey, fetch.

The pig pack.

It's three against two now?

Wow, you guys are so brave.

Hey, let's get out of here.

We should get good seats to the freak show,

that'll be funny.

And we'll see you around, Redhead.

(BULLIES MIMICKING PIG GRUNTING)

Thanks a lot.

That's 778 good deeds.

GIRLS: Fairy power.

Who are they?

That was Pimple Face, Meathead and Pig Cheeks.

What?

I thought you meant the pig pack.

No, that's Faye and her friends.

Faye who?

Just Faye, F-A-Y-E.

Ah, okay.

- I'm Wolf, by the way. - Vlad.

Hello, yeah, and just so you know,

I could have floored 'em myself,

but then maybe there would have been injuries and such.

I prefer to stay out of it.

You're going into year seven, right?

That's so cool, huh?

My dad and I have been preparing for months.

Wolf, you're drooling.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, I'm just so excited, are you?

It's okay if you're nervous.

Yeah, well...

This is so great we're on the front row,

you can sit next to me.

I'll take good care of you, a big strong guy.

- Wolfie! - Mom!

Don't call the boy Wolfie, he's grown up now.

Isn't that right, my strong pot cleaner?

This is Vlad, my new friend.

(SNIFFING)

It's starting, it's starting, come on!

(BELL RINGING)

So, let's just take a look, Witchbay.

(KNOCKING)

Can I help you?

Good morning, please excuse my interrupting you.

Tepes, is the name.

I'm here to file a tax complaint.

So specifically, it's about these fees,

you know, these taxes.

There's no way I can pay this.

Well, not right away.

I could definitely pay in installments.

My dear Mr. Tepes, every new citizen in Crailsfelden

must of course contribute to our small community, right?

Naturally.

Of course, if you can't, you may find your luck

in another magical town.

In Yetipolis, perhaps.

Or Mamania.

But the Riffraff Academy, there's only one of those

in the world.

So you want to throw us out?

Oh, no.

But perhaps you have something that's worth selling.

I have heard that you own quite a special trinket.

Small.

Red.

Pointy?

That one can wear around the neck?

You mean the fragment of blood?

Where are you, dad?

I'm sure he's still coming.

You shouldn't miss the opening speech Young Master Tepes?

How do you know my name?

It's my pleasure to meet you, my name is Hannappel,

and you really should go in now.

Trust me, you don't wanna miss it.

(BROOM SQUEAKING)

Hey, not you.

Come back!

Stop there, young lady.

(ORGAN MUSIC)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

My dear parents,

my dear students.

The number seven has always been a magic number.

Even the old alchemists knew that seven

is the number of new beginnings,

of transition, of transformation.

It is not for nothing that a new week begins

after seven days.

And like the seven wonders of the world,

we now have you, our new year sevens.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

More like the seventh horse. (SNICKERING)

Entry into the seventh class marks

the beginning of your own, very own journey of experience.

I saved a place for you.

Your seventh school year...

Comes late on the first day, typical.

In which you will take over the legacy of your families.

The blood fragment has been family owned for generations.

(WHOOSHING)

Good morning.

Is there a problem, Ms. Circemeyer?

Lord Mayor, yes, well, there wouldn't be

if Mr. Tepes here would make a tiny sacrifice

in order to stay here in Crailsfelden.

He owes taxes.

I see.

Well, first of all, welcome to Crailsfelden, my good man.

Good day, Lord Mayor.

Relocation costs and new acquisitions, welcome money.

Welcome money, but...

Yes, you have to pay that as well.

All these things cost money.

I would be willing to pay you a pretty penny

for the blood fragment.

And now I ask the students of the year seven grade

to come forward.

Daniel Ussso.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Julia Astra.

Barnt Ackebalt.

Zirell Zari. (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Marie Utral.

Wolf Vermin.

(WOLF'S PARENTS HOWLING)

Faye Lemayna.

Urdin Vool.

WOMAN: Urdini!

HEADMISTRESS: Vlad Tepes.

Karen Lazarus.

Lord Mayor, even if I wanted to,

the blood fragment belongs to my son.

Is that so?

That is, it once belonged to my wife, my late wife

and Vlad would never give it up.

How moving.

Please believe us, we are grateful that you invited us

to Crailsfelden and...

But Mr. Tepes, there are more important things than taxes.

Yes.

We'll find a way, my dear man.

Thank you, Lord Mayor.

I really have to go now, thank you.

Stop!

The day after tomorrow, the solar eclipse spectacle

will take place on the Crailsfelden Town Hall square.

You should not miss that.

Of course, Lord Mayor, until then.

(CAPE WHOOSHING)

(MAGIC TWINKLING)

My magic brings it to life.

What is hidden,

show your face.

What is laid in darkness for so long.

The time has come, trust the light.

(EPIC MUSIC)

What have I missed?

Salamandra.

Hey, cool!

WOMAN: Verdi!

(AUDIENCE GASPING)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Finally!

You look great, darling!

Look at that!

(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

(WOLF SNARLING)

HORST: Yes, Wolfie!

My wolfie!

(LAUGHING)

That's my son.

Bravo Vladdy, bravo.

(SCREAMS) Oh God, it's too high.

I need to film this.

Help, help!

Get me down!

(SNEEZING)

(SCREAMS)

Vladdy!

(SNEEZING)

Vladdy, are you okay?

Are you hurt?

(SNEEZING)

Thank God you're okay.

Are you all right?

What's wrong?

You're bleeding, did you bite your lip?

(RETCHES)

And, are you feeling better?

Oh, you got something.

Vampire vomit.

Dracula woulda turned in his grave.

Which wouldn't be easy, with a wooden stake in his...

You said, I'd become a proper vampire in the year seven.

And now I'm not just the new guy,

I'm the new freak, the laughingstock.

We should never have come here.

Vladdy, I know that things didn't go the way

we both wanted them to.

But I'm sure everyone will have forgotten by tomorrow.

Forgotten that I'm a vampire who can't stand blood?

Vladdy, you know, once your body has adjusted to it,

then it will come naturally.

And until then we'll ease you in,

a glass of blood orange juice in the morning

and a fresh juicy steak at lunchtime.

And then, and a slice of lemon pudding...

(VLAD RETCHING)

HORST: What, allergic to fur?

Yes, it's very common.

Not so, don't worry about it.

Don't worry, don't worry?

We are werewolves, and I am the pack leader.

What will the others think when they hear that?

They'll laugh their fur off.

Yes, well, I'll be off now

and drink lots of electrolytes.

Thank you, goodbye.

Horst!

Vladdy, I know that all of this is not easy for you.

But you will do it, I know that.

Please believe me, everything will get better.

I'll just take this away.

Maybe we could try aromatherapy or...

That son of Herman's tore apart his first rabbit

in year seven.

My son, he has a fur allergy (ROARS).

Horst, how about homeopathy?

HORST: Homeopathy, herbal remedies, don't make me sick!

(SNIFFLES)

(SOBBING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(CRASHES)

(CAT MEWLING)

Vlad?

(TRASH CANS RATTLING)

(CIRCEMEYER HUMMING)

(GROANS)

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

(CIRCEMEYER CRASHING)

Do you have the fragment?

I'm fine, thanks for asking.

The fragment!

Finally.

No!

What's happened?

It's a recall spell.

A what?

The blood fragment is secured by a recall spell.

It can only change hands if it is given up

of its own free will.

It's almost like it's cursed.

GIRL: There's the crash pilot.

He's bleeding to death, help!

GIRL: Oh my God, so much blood.

(RETCHES)

He really bought it.

Vlad, are you all right?

You should really be ashamed of yourself.

One would think that a shapeshifter, a night elf

and a sorcerer's apprentice

would do better with their powers.

Someone should clean that up (SNICKERS).

You get started.

What are you doing here?

I wanna get out of here, you too?

No, I thought today is hiking day

and I made a mistake with the date.

Oh, all right.

Sorry, wasn't meant like that.

But I can no longer be seen in Crailsfelden.

(WOLF SNEEZING)

What are you doing here?

WOLF: I hate the woods.

Are you okay?

Are you running away too?

I want to go out into the world, experience adventure

and defy danger so that my father can see

I'm a real wolf man.

With a Theo Tiger backpack?

Yes, why?

All right, then let's get out of here.

It's a cool backpack.

Okay, if we want to experience adventures together

then you don't have to be afraid, you have me (SCREAMS)

Who goes here?

Let us just go through, okay?

You can't go, you cannot leave

until what is written in the book is fulfilled.

Huh?

When time turns backwards and calamity is high in the sky,

one will come, and three will unite into silent heroes,

who wrest the devil's fate from Crailsfelden.

I don't care what it says, I'm outta here.

Don't make me angry.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

I don't like you now either.

Okay, Quasimodo, you let us pass or we'll...

(GROANING)

Okay, and what if we say we're really, really sorry?

You, are, staying, here.

Leave the children alone.

Kids, come on.

I want to exercise the horror.

What now has a wicked eye, lose your evil,

by and by, salamandra!

(MAGIC TWINKLING)

Okay, wrong spell, don't panic.

Wrong spell, don't panic.

Wrong spell, stay calm.

Stay calm.

(BRUCKENTROLL GROANS)

Salt, always helps against demons.

Come on, run!

He shouldn't have done that.

I didn't mean it that way (SOBBING).

I didn't know you were a wizard, Mr. Hannappel.

Well, I'm not allowed to do magic at school anymore

since I helped with the staging of the flying classroom,

but nevermind, almost everyone made it back down there.

Someone else green?

Yes, Salamandra.

(MAGIC TWINKLING)

So kids, tell me why you wanted to leave Crailsfelden.

I mean a vampire who can't see blood,

an elf with a fear of flying,

and a werewolf with an animal air allergy,

it's very unusual.

But running away is not a solution, is it?

Yeah, but we can't stay here either.

There must be another way than this bridge.

No, you can only get in and out over the bridge.

Crailsfelden is surrounded by a magical forest.

You could go through it for days

and you would always come out in the same place

where you started, but it's strange somehow.

The bridge guard only pays attention to who wants to enter.

Everyone can get out.

Then why not us too?

Good question.

Perhaps there is something about it in

"Strange Customs and Creepy Customs of Crailsfelden Vol. 13"

page 777, salamandra!

(BOOKS HIT THE GROUND)

Hmm, let's see.

So here.

Ah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Ah.

(GASPS) No, it is not in it.

More hot chocolate?

No thanks.

Yes, yes me please.

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) forbidden library,

beyond the abyss of ignorance.

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) what?

It's Latin.

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE), the book of all knowledge?

HANNAPPEL: Do you like cream on top?

Yes, yes please.

HANNAPPEL: Coming right up, salamandra!

Does ketchup work too?

Is it lactose free too?

I'm allergic.

HANNAPPEL: Sorry?

With a little bit of cinnamon?

HANNAPPEL: Yes, of course, no problem.

It also says with the prophecy of that stupid troll means

and if we can fulfill them,

then we would be the heroes of Crailsfelden

and my dad would admire me.

Above all, the troll would let us out.

HANNAPPEL: I will be right there, salamandra!

(SCREAMING) Spiders, I hate spiders!

So where's this book?

It says here in the forbidden library.

HANNAPPEL: All right now, cocoa is coming.

I know where it is.

Children, it is quite late now.

I think you'd better go home, right?

In any case, I should put out the kitchen.

You're quite right, Mr. Hannappel.

You've been a great help.

Oh, really?

That's nice, I'm happy to hear that.

Wolf, everything okay?

Yes, just all these trees.

I always have to, you know, raise a leg and stuff.

You're not serious, are you?

No, no, tricked you.

Hang on.

VLAD: What was that?

Elven dust has healing powers.

This is really your thing, isn't it?

Elves help, remember?

I've never met an elf.

I grew up among people.

Until I was four, I didn't even know I was a vampire.

And your mother?

My mother, she died in an accident.

I can hardly remember her.

This is all I've got from her.

It's a magical crystal, right?

Is it under a recall spell?

How do you know that?

I know a little bit about crystal magic.

I actually wanted to study that later but...

(WOLF PANTING)

Now!

There.

A map!

Let's see, so we are here.

Where do we have to go now?

Liber omnis scientia, the book of all knowledge.

Shelf 313.

I think we have to go through here.

Ah, guys?

VLAD: Then just straight ahead.

Can you give me a hand?

Do you think they'll just let us...

(WOLF SNARLS)

Okay, I withdraw the question.

I'll distract him, I'm looking for a book, okay?

(WOLF SNARLING)

Nice treats.

VLAD: Why have you got those with you?

It's my lunch.

Should we make friends first?

(WOLF SNIFFING)

(FAYE SCREAMS)

Faye!

(FOREBODING MUSIC)

Beyond the abyss of ignorance.

How should we get over it?

Fly?

No way, forget it.

The library is over there.

I guess it just serves to overcome ignorance.

This is definitely just an optical illusion.

Watch out.

Pretty good illusion.

(BATS SCREECHING)

Friends of yours?

The Nosferatu sensor.

I know Nosferatu, but...

The bats, they have this built-in radar.

With ultrasound, and?

Maybe I can now too, but you can't laugh.

(MIMICKING BAT SCREECHES)

(FAYE GIGGLES)

Did you see anything?

There are pillars, invisible pillars?

We can make it but we have to jump.

Come on.

You can do it

we'll jump together, you just hold on tight

and close your eyes.

Do you remember where the pillars are?

Yeah, sure.

More or less.

Yeah, trust me, okay.

On three.

One, two, three.

The next one was there?

Or to the right?

Vlad?

Yeah, yeah, it's all good, I remember now.

Three.

Thank you.

Elves help.

Two, three.

We did it!

Okay, Headmistress.

I'll discuss it with him.

No, that's unusual for me too...

(CIRCEMEYER CRASHES)

Thank you for the call, goodbye Headmistress.

(BELL DINGING)

Ms. Cercemeyer, I was just about...

My dear Mr. Tepes, Barnabus.

Wouldn't it be a shame if you and your little Vladdy

had to leave Crailsfelden?

Well, yes.

(GROANING)

Now, if you could convince your son

to sell the blood fragment,

then you could stay here in Crailsfelden forever.

With me.

I will speak to him about it as soon

as I know where he is.

What?

Well, he ran away from school and I was just about

to go looking for him.

But in the meantime, I might interest you in something else.

For example here, the original Barbarossa beard trimmer,

a unique piece, perfect for unisex bewitching haircuts.

Cercemeyer?

Wow, crazy.

I knew it.

It's not all that high.

And when you're flying high,

just close your eyes and I'll direct you.

Like a remote control or what?

Can I try?

Mmh, tasty?

No, no, Okay, today is Dog Day.

Left, more to the left.

Just a little bit higher.

Still higher?

I'm afraid so, yeah.

Guys, I'm almost out of treats here.

(WOLF WHINING)

You're nearly there.

Now all you have to do is reach out.

A little higher.

Now!

Have you got it?

VLAD: Yeah, I caught it with my face.

You must be full by now, right?

I don't have anymore left.

(WOLF SNARLING)

Am I down yet?

Can I open my eyes now?

Yeah, you were great.

I hate to rush you, but...

Guys?

Take it easy, take it real easy.

It's all good, good boy.

What took you guys so long?

Got the book, bye.

(KIDS SCREAMING)

(WOLF SNARLING)

Everything okay?

Wolf, you didn't sneeze at all.

Right.

(SNEEZES)

What do you mean he's not at home?

Find him!

I need the fragment.

One moment.

There's no reception here.

No witch-fi.

There he is, with two other snotty brats.

What do they have there?

That is the Liber Omnis Scientia.

(MIRROR BREAKS)

How the hell did they get that?

That was the latest model.

Cool, it's like a built-in browser.

NARRATOR: Be warned, readers,

because there is one among us who cannot stand

that the magical beings have become peaceful creatures.

Lord Lucifer, The Terrible.

(GASPS) I mean, wow.

NARRATOR: The Prince of Darkness has only one goal.

He wants to go back in time so that all vampires,

all werewolves, and all other creatures of the night

become the evil monsters they were once again.

As his army of darkness, they're supposed to take back

the world of men for him.

So know this and shiver.

At the 13th hour when...

When What?

Someone tore out the last page.

I made sure centuries ago that nobody found out

too much from that damn book.

Then everything is fine.

Nothing is fine!

When these brats warn the residents of Crailsfelden.

That won't happen.

(VLAD COUGHING)

Okay, at the 13th hour, Lucifer will do something

to make all of the magical creatures evil.

But what?

But what, there's no 13th hour.

Well apparently, and then he will turn

all Crailsfelden residents back into monsters

and enslave them.

(SIGHS) Which ointment?

Flying spell, shrinking powder.

There you are.

Reverse curse (GIGGLES).

Have fun, my little one.

Turn their words around in their mouths.

We have to tell our parents for sure.

And then we'll call each other, okay?

That's a deal.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(FAYE GASPS)

Dad, dad!

Vladdy, my boy, there you are.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, all good.

Oh, that's great, I was quite worried.

But why?

Th re's no reason for that, nothing bad ever happens here.

True, Vladdy, the thing is,

Ms. Cercemeyer, the assistant to Lord Mayor Ziffer

was here earlier, and she is quite willing to pay a nice sum

for your blood fragment there.

Okay, that's great!

Vladdy, before you say anything,

I know it means a lot to you.

It is after all a memory of your mother but...

Did you just say great?

Yeah!

Vladdy, I'm so glad that you see it the same way.

Vladdy, if we sell the blood fragment,

you can go to school and I can...

Vladdy?

Vlad, can I come in?

Yes, sure.

Vlad, what's wrong, my boy?

We can always talk about anything.

I know, dad, I'm telling you how I feel.

Ms. Cercemeyer is a really, really nice woman.

And doesn't she have a lovely nose.

Vladdy, wouldn't you like to meet her sometime?

For sure, I have absolutely nothing else

going on right now.

Oh, I'm happy to hear that.

Vladdy, how about tomorrow morning in front of the school.

You could accompany me to the town hall

when I want to sell her the blood fragment.

Wouldn't you like to give it to me now

then I can polish it a little,

put it in a nice jewelry box with a bow.

Sounds good.

(SIGHS) Maybe I was the same when I was a teenager,

300 years ago.

Guys, you won't believe what just happened.

Let me guess, you wanted to warn your father.

But it came out the exact opposite

of what you wanted to say?

Me too.

I was talking such nonsense that my mother

wanted to call Dr. Frankenberg again.

He just didn't come because dad bit him last time.

It's called a reverse curse.

I looked it up, pretty bad black magic and totally illegal.

It makes us say the opposite

of what we actually want to say to others.

But we're all talking normally now.

Because all three of us were hit by the curse.

Okay, that means we have to find out for ourselves

what Lucifer is up to.

I'll check out the book again.

Maybe there's something else.

Okay, and I'll look into the thing about the 13th hour.

And I'll find out how magical beings turn vicious.

Okay, meeting point tomorrow morning

at 8:00 at the fountain.

WOLF: Okay, until tomorrow.

But he was not blessed with heirs,

so Alfred the Angry was succeeded by Crailsbirth III.

In the year 1312, Elrune Vongurtzer

completed his famous (YAWNS) filled it

on the 17th of March 1455 at 11:37.

The date of 23 May of the year 1845

was the most uneventful day in Crailsfelden's history.

Around 4 p.m. light drizzle set in,

while at the same time,

a sack of coal fell over in the (MUMBLES).

(ROOSTER CROWING)

(BELL RINGING IN THE DISTANCE)

When Crailsfelden's Town Hall strikes 13,

the world as you know it, will cease to be.

When time turns backwards.

Do you think that's funny, boy?

BRUCKENTROLL: And calamity is high in the sky.

(CYCLIST SCREAMING)

CYCLIST: My bike's been turned

into this old Penny-farthing.

The time!

Vlad, this 13th hour, it's from an old poem

about the town hall.

By Elron Vongertz, ode to Crailsfelden

written on the 17th of March 1455.

Believe me, I've read all about it.

And I've only found one way

to make night creatures vicious again.

Only with a dark crystal magic...

Turns back time.

When I arrived here with my father,

my blood fragment started to glow,

just as we drove past Town Hall.

And at the same moment, things went back in time.

At the town hall?

When the town hall strikes 13, the world will end.

In any case, this time magic has something to do

with my blood fragment.

Nothing against your crystal, Vlad,

but it's far from large enough for such a powerful spell.

Unless if...

Something makes it stronger!

Her photos are awesome.

My phone, my brand new phone,

it's a totally old one.

GIRL: Ew, get rid of it!

A time spell, definitely.

Come on!

Wait, it's school today, and we're skipping it.

What about Schnappauf?

That's right, we forgot about the constable.

Vlad, you distract Schnappauf.

I'll climb through a window,

crawl through the ventilation shafts, get into the town...

That's a great idea, but I think I have a better way.

You know, vampires have no reflection

and therefore cannot be filmed.

You just have to distract him.

What do you want here?

Hello, today is a school trip

with a visit to the town hall, we're just a little early.

I don't know anything about it.

Your teacher should report it to me and you wait outside.

FAYE: Have you ever noticed

that your monitors display everything upside down?

What?

When I wave, you see my left hand and not my right.

Of course I see your left hand.

Well, from my perspective, from my point of view,

it is your right one and on the monitor...

It doesn't matter.

Get lost.

You're so clever.

Cheers.

Wolf.

This is wolf den to bat cave, have you seen anything?

No, but there are zombies.

I read about that.

The city has to save, so they replaced

the officers with zombies.

They work just as quickly, cost nothing

and nobody notices the difference.

So don't worry, they're harmless.

My crystal's going crazy.

Be careful.

I think the crystal is being drawn to the tower.

Hmm.

Vlad, where are you now?

I'm in the tower.

WOLF: What is it, what do you see?

There's a huge crystal here.

(KEYS CLACKING) (YELPS)

Ow!

A time spell.

Boss!

No!

FAYE: Vlad, Vlad, what is it?

This is just too weird, I'm coming back.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Hey, where did you come from?

School trip, the others have already left.

(HURRIED DRAMATIC MUSIC)

And?

That massive crystal, my fragment is a part of it.

Where did you get it from?

My father says my mother's family

has owned it for centuries.

She was probably entrusted with a fragment

so that she could take care of them.

Your mother must have been a powerful sorceress.

What, why?

These crystals are only entrusted to special guardians

who only exist once in a generation.

My father never told me that.

Your backpack, changed back in time.

Maybe also,

ALL: The book!

Smells of a child, no question (GIGGLES).

It was that vampire brat.

He was here with that blood fragment,

I can still feel his energy.

The crystal was almost whole again.

I have roamed the world for 1000 years,

spilled the blood of the great wizards

to find and possess every single fragment of this crystal.

And now the last fragment is in the hands

of this ridiculous child.

Find this boy!

Yes, immediately, there was only

a teeny weeny display error.

It's the way it was before.

Before someone tore up the pages.

Even the ink is still damp.

(SNIFFS) It's not ink, this is...

(VLAD RETCHES)

So notice and tremble.

NARRATOR: At the 13th hour,

when Manny's chariot catches up with his sister's soul

and overthrows her from her flaming throne,

Lucifer will create his army of darkness

in the blood red light, and subdue the world.

That's really helpful.

Manny's chariot, who is Manny?

Guys, it's right here.

I checked on Magicpedia.

In Nordic mythology it was the God who rides

the moon chariot across the sky, the sun.

When Manny topples his sister's soul

from the flaming throne.

It must be the solar eclipse.

And that's today.

Take a look.

It's not possible, Lord Mayor Ziffer is Lucifer,

the crystal is in the Town Hall tower.

And just below that all Crailsfelden citizens

will be gathered for the solar eclipse festival

in a few hours.

And the magical light of the crystal will hit everyone

in one fell swoop.

We can't allow that, what should we do?

There's only one way.

How long will it take?

Ow!

What about the boy now?

They're at the troll bridge!

(GLASS BREAKS)

Time is running out, I'll take care of these kids myself.

And you can take care of this bloodsucker's children.

Yes, boss.

Okay, off I fly.

Oops, forgot my broom (GIGGLES).

Vlad, is there no other way?

Faye?

I'm afraid not, Wolf.

The blood fragment has to leave Crailsfelden.

That means I have to go away forever,

because otherwise the fragment will always come back to me.

We'll come with you.

And who would take care of Crailsfelden?

Elves help and all that.

(SOMBER MUSIC)

(WOLF WHINING)

Young man, are you stupid?

You are not allowed to leave.

When time turns backwards and calamity is high...

Calamity, okay, well now it says you can leave Crailsfelden

and save the town.

That's all, it doesn't even rhyme.

That's good at least.

But remember, once you are on the other side,

you can never come back.

That's the whole point.

Right.

Well then, farewell.

(WHOOSHING)

(FAYE SCREAMS)

Faye!

(MAGIC CRACKLES) (FAYE SCREAMS)

The blood fragment stays, Tepesh

You will bring it to the town hall in one hour,

or this fairy godmother's days are over.

Vlad, no!

Now there's only one thing we can do.

(BELL DINGING)

Barney.

Ms. Cercemeyer, how lovely to see you.

You know, I'm very worried about Vlad right now.

Maybe you could help me find him?

Forget your son.

But you're welcome to adore me

for the next 100 years, Barney.

Wonderful, my little batman.

Just great.

Oh.

Are you sure we shouldn't warn them?

There's no time for that, come!

Has anyone ever told you what a nice nose you have?

Oh yes, you noticed?

And your freckles sparkle like little bats

in the full moon.

What's that at the Town Hall?

Hmm.

Looks like black magic, hmm.

Black magic? (SCOFFS)

Well, I don't think that, what are you doing over there?

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

What are you doing here?

Don't give him the fragment!

Faye!

And why not?

You should be grateful to me.

The crystal will soon awaken to its full power.

And then you will be what you should be again

under my rule.

(MAGIC CRACKLING) (FAYE SCREAMING)

The blood fragment, Vlad Tepes!

At last!

Ah, what are you looking for there?

Tohortz telescope, shows when someone's up to no good.

Vlad?

Lord Mayor Ziffer, with horns?

You and Ziffer are in cahoots, you bewitched me.

That's what witches do.

Toil and trouble.

You will not stop me from helping my son.

(BARNABAS HISSES)

(HORST HOWLING)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

All the residents of Crailsfelden

have gathered under the tower.

Come on, come on.

And now I shall create my army of darkness.

(CLOCK BONGS)

Why are you doing all this?

Three.

You wouldn't understand.

Then explain it to me.

- The world - Four.

was born out of darkness.

(CLOCK BONGING)

- And in darkness - six.

is how it will die again.

- The Creatures of the Night - Seven.

Were created to rule over the world.

Eight.

Under my command.

WOLF: Nine.

Because I, I am Lucifer.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

11.

Ruler of the night.

12.

What?

13.

No, no, no!

How can that be?

Ah, there you are.

Before we came here I gave the fragments Mr. Hannapel.

A 1000 years of planning for nothing!

You do have a plan to get us out of here, right?

Ruined by three useless brats!

(MAGIC CRACKLING)

Vlad!

(LUCIFER LAUGHS MENACINGLY)

Wolf, we need a strong fearless werewolf now.

Come on, you can do it.

Fly little fairy!

Faye, no!

(MAGIC CRACKLES) (FAYE SCREAMS)

(WOLF GROWLING)

Is that the best that you can do?

What did you do?

You are about as scary...

(WOLF SNARLS)

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(GIGGLING)

which would you prefer?

Pig, frog or cave amphibian? (CACKLES)

(WOLF SNARLING)

I need to help my son.

And you are in my way.

(GROWLS)

(CERCEMEYER SCREAMING)

Listen here, boy, I could use someone like you.

(WOLF SNEEZING)

As a bedside rug.

(WOLF SNEEZING)

(MAGIC TWINKLING)

Faye, you're bleeding.

(SMOOCHES)

That's for luck.

Die, puppy!

(MAGIC CRACKLES) (RUMBLE FALLS)

You cannot escape from me.

Leave my friends in peace.

Vlad, the crystal.

This is the end of you.

(MAGIC CRACKLES)

(LUCIFER EXPLODES)

Really, that was really it?

That was a show, huh?

Everything okay?

Yes, what just happened?

Short circuit, crystal magic.

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

Oh yeah!

(BARNABAS HISSING)

Vlad, I'm here.

So I see dad.

Everything okay, my son?

I was very worried.

What happened anyway?

So I was a werewolf, well, a little bit and Faye flew.

And Vlad, Vlad was a vampire.

He drank blood.

(VLAD RETCHES)

Okay, maybe we don't have to tell the others everything.

NARRATOR: And so it was, that Vlad, Faye and Wolf,

the unlikeliest of heroes defeated the devil himself.

Thanks to them, all humans and mythical creatures alike,

were saved from Lucifer's eternal reign of power.

But we saved the entire town

and they didn't notice anything.

Maybe that's a good thing, Wolf.

You know, maybe one or the other wouldn't mind

being wild and dangerous again,

you don't wake sleeping dogs.

KAREN: Don't guzzle like that.

Karen.

But it's so good.

Oh, and Vlad, I think this belongs to you.

I'm giving it back to you.

Thank you.

Your mother would be proud of you, and so am I.

By the way, that I kissed you

was purely for technical reasons, okay?

You guys kissed?

Dad.

I mean, it's none of my business, I just wanted to,

was it more on the cheek or...

We'll see you later, dad.

HANNAPPEL: For purely tactical reasons, huh?

Tactics.

Yes, tactics, tactics are important.

The most important.

Without tactics we're tactless, it's how we tick.

So guys, if we're in a gang now,

we also need a name, such as-

- The Pig Pack.

No, I was thinking of something cool.

Like the Wolf...

Well, check this.

Why are you three losers in such a good mood?

And you belong to me, redhead.

My name's on your forehead.

Really?

It says pimple face.

Hey, this is Pimple Face, he's Meathead.

Shut your mouth, Pig Cheeks.

Did you just call me Meathead?

That was her.

No, it wasn't.

Pimple Face is right.

This is Pimple Face, I'm...

Shut your mouth, Pig Cheeks.

Can we just move on?

Don't interrupt, Meathead and Pig Cheeks.

What did you just call me?

Shut up!

No, you shut up, Pimple Face.

- Get off! - Get off!

I was just trying to clarify...

ALL: Pow!

So, getting back to our name,

what do you think of The Wolfgang?

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

♪ And when the night has covered the land, ♪

♪ So many things we still don't understand ♪

♪ We'll always keep on trying ♪

♪ We'll find a new way to the ends of the earth ♪

♪ Till we light up the day ♪

♪ We're spinning around like the moon and the sun ♪

♪ Strong in our difference whatever may come ♪

♪ If we stick together we'll make this world chant ♪

♪ 'Cause we are a gang till the end of time ♪

♪ We're spinning around like the moon and the sun ♪

♪ Strong in our difference whatever may come ♪

♪ If we stick together we'll make this world chant ♪

♪ 'Cause we are a gang till the end of time ♪

You would have liked Crailsfelden too.

(MAGIC TWINKLING)

Vlad.

Momma!

Vlad, you're not safe here, they're coming.

Who's coming?

The night hunters.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(CERCENEYER HUMMING)

Don't worry my little zipper, it's all good.

I've got superglue in my cupboard.

I'll stick you back together.

(LIGHT MUSIC)

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