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(CLOCK TICKING, RINGING)
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(THEME MUSIC)
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♪
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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♪
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(OFFSCREEN)
-MALE #1: THERE'S THE DELIVERY TRUCK, SONIC.
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LET'S GO!
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-YOU KIDDIN', KID?
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THE TRUCK'S STILL
LIGHT YEARS AWAY.
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WHERE'S THE FUN
IN THAT?
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-IT'S MY FAVORITE
COMIC BOOK.
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COME ON, WE GOTTA
BE FIRST IN LINE.
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♪
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(CHANTING "CRACK UPS)
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-GO IF YOU WANNA,
SHORT STUFF,
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IF YOU'RE
WORRIED.
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-I'M NOT WORRIED.
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♪
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AHH!
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OKAY, I'M WORRIED.
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(WHIRRING SOUND)
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-BUT THE TRUCK'S ONLY
DOING 80!
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♪
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NOW IT'S FUN.
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♪
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(SCREECHING BRAKES)
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THE NEW ISSUE OF
THE CRACKED UPS ANIMATED
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TALKING COMIC BOOK,
PLEASE.
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(CHEERING)
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-I'VE BEEN WAITIN'
A WHOLE MONTH FOR THIS.
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-ME TOO.
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THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH
CRACK UPS IS
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THAT IT DOESN'T GET
HERE FAST ENOUGH.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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-GROUNDER, LOOK, I GOT THIS
MONTH'S CRACK UPS.
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(OFFSCREEN)
-MALE #2: BOYS, THIS COULD WELL BE
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THE CULMINATION OF MY
UNBELIEVABLE EVIL
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AND BRILLIANT
CAREER.
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I HAVE SUCCEEDED
IN BUILDING
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THE MOST INESCAPABLE
PRISON EVER,
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EQUIPPED WITH A FOOL
PROOF SECURITY SYSTEM.
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EVERY DETAIL
IS SO PERFECT
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I'VE MODESTLY NAMED IT
AFTER MYSELF.
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I CALL IT "ROBOTNIK'S
ROT YOUR LIFE AWAY DUNGEONS."
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(DITZY MUSIC)
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(LAUGHTER)
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♪
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(OFFSCREEN)
GROUNDER: HEY, PUSH THE TALK AND MOVE BUTTON.
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HURRY!
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(OFFSCREEN)
-NARRATOR: HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL.
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HUMPTY DUMPTY
HAD A GREAT FALL.
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(SLIDE WHISTLE)
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BUT THE PEOPLE OF MOBIUS
JUST STOOD ROUND AND GIGGLED
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WHILE THAT ROTTEN EGG
JUST LAID THERE AND WRIGGLED!
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(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
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(OFFSCREEN)
-ROBOTNIK: WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
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I SEE.
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YOU BEEN CHORTLING
AT A COMIC BOOK.
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IS SOMETHING IN HERE
SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING
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THAN MY INSTRUCTIVE
AND BRILLIANT DISCOURSE?
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-HELP, I'VE FALLEN
AND I CAN'T GET UP.
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(LAUGHTER)
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-HOW DARE ANYONE ON MOBIUS
LAUGH AT THE GREAT DR. ROBOTNIK!
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NO ONE MAKES
FUN OF ME!
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NO ONE!
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WHOEVER'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS OUTRAGE
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WILL BE MY
FIRST PRISONER.
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BRING ME
THE VILE CREATURE
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WHO DREW
THIS CARTOON!
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(OFFSCREEN)
-MALE #3: THAT'S FUNNY, YES.
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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(WHISTLES)
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CRACKS ME UP.
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AS I
ALWAYS SAY,
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"IF IT CRACKS ME UP
IT OUGHTA BE IN CRACK UPS."
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(WHISTLING)
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-SKETCH LAMPOON.
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-THAT'S MY NAME,
DON'T WEAR IT OUT.
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(WHISTLES)
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-IN THE NAME OF
DR. ROBOTNIK
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
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-WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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HE CAN'T TAKE
A YOLK?
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THAT'S FUNNY,
GET IT?
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HE LOOKS
LIKE AN EGG.
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(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
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"HELP, I'VE FALLEN
AND I CAN'T GET UP."
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I LOVE
THIS COMIC BOOK!
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(LAUGHTER)
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-HEY, SONIC, LOOK.
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THERE'S A FREE POSTER
OF YOU IN THIS ISSUE.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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-HEY, AREN'T I
TALLER THAN THAT?
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(OFFSCREEN)
-RADIO ANNOUNCER: JUST A MINUTE,
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I'M BEING HANDED
A BULLETIN.
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SKETCH LAMPOON,
CARTOONIST AT PUBLISHER
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OF CRACK UPS,
HAS JUST BEEN KIDNAPPED.
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(GASPING)
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-WHAT?
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SOMEBODY KIDNAPPED THE GUY
WHO DRAWS THIS COMIC BOOK?
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(OFFSCREEN)
-RADIO ANNOUNCER: YES.
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NOW, WERE WAS I?
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OH, OH, YEAH.
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DR. ROBOTNIK UNVEILED
A NEW PRISON COMPLEX TODAY.
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-WELL, I'VE GOT
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
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WHO DID IT.
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-ROBOTNIK?
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-IF HE THINKS HE CAN
LOCK PEOPLE UP
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JUST FOR MAKIN'
FUN OF HIM,
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HE'S GOT ANOTHER
THINK COMING.
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-WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
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-THE JAILBREAK JAM.
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UP, OVER,
AND GONE!
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♪
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(SCREECHING)
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UP HUMPTY'S WALL
WE GO.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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THAT CRUM BUM KIDNAPPER.
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IT'S JUST AS
I THOUGHT.
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(OFFSCREEN)
-ROBOTNIK: TRY PUBLISHING YOUR WRETCHED LITTLE
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COMIC BOOK NOW,
JAILBIRD.
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(LAUGHTER)
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-TAILS, IT'S GOING
TO MAKE MY DAY
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SPOILING ROBOTNIK'S DAY.
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(OFFSCREEN)
-ROBOTNIK: PREPARE TO ENGAGE THE SECURITY SYSTEM.
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(OFFSCREEN)
-COMPUTER: YES, YOUR VICIOUSNESS.
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-AND I ORDER YOU
TO TELL ME
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OF ANY AND ALL
BREACHES OF SECURITY
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THE SECOND
THEY COME UP.
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(OFFSCREEN)
-COMPUTER: AS YOU WISH, YOUR EVILNESS.
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-YES.
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IT'S A CINCH, KID.
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-YEAH?
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-WITH MY SUPER SONIC SPEED,
I'LL HAVE MR. LAMPOON
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OUT OF HIS CELL BEFORE
THAT HUNK OF JUNK COMPUTER
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CAN EVEN TELL ROBOTNIK
THAT I'VE GOTTEN IN.
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-OH, YOU'RE
THE BEST, SONIC.
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HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO GET IN?
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-I'M GONNA LET
HIM CATCH ME.
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-YOU'RE GONNA LET HIM
CATCH YOU?
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-IT'S THE EASIEST WAY,
SQUIRT.
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BUT DON'T WORRY,
I'M GONNA HAVE
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A LITTLE FUN
WITH HIM FIRST.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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♪
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DO YOUR WINDOWS,
MAC?
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-MAKE IT SNAPPY.
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♪
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ALL DONE.
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-WHAT?
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-PRETTY GOOD LIKENESS,
HUH?
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-THE HEDGEHOG'S
RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!
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S.S.S.S.S SQUAD,
ARREST HIM!
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(OFFSCREEN)
-ROBOT #1: GET YOUR GEARS ON GEAR, SLOWPOKE.
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-I'M GETTIN',
I'M GETTIN'.
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GETTIN' SICK
OF YOU.
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(OFFSCREEN)
-SONIC: ♪ LA, LA, LA, STALLING FOR TIME ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA,
STALLING FOR TIME ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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-HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
HEDGEHOG.
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-BOY, YOU GUYS
ARE FAST.
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YOU MUST HAVE TAKEN
YOUR VITAMINS TODAY.
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-SHUT YOUR YAP.
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-OKAY, I WILL.
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-FEET APART.
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-HANDS ON TOP
OF YOUR HEAD.
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-NO!
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-I WAS HOPING
HE'D SAY THAT.
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♪
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(SCREAMING)
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♪
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(EXPLOSION)
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♪
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-WHY, I OUGHTA.
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(CRASHING)
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-SEE YA, SLOW-MOS.
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(SOFT CHEERFUL MUSIC)
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-HE WENT
THIS WAY.
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AND DON'T DO ANYTHING
STUPID THIS TIME.
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-AW, GIVE ME
A BREAK.
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IT'S NOT LIKE I TRY
TO BE STUPID.
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♪
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-ARE YOU DUDES LOOKIN'
FOR THAT
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SPEED BURNIN'
BLUE DUDE?
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-YEAH, HAVE YOU
SEEN HIM?
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-DUDE, HE JUST RIPPED OFF
MY BUD'S HANG GLIDER
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AND CAUGHT
A GUST.
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RIGHT?
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-TUBULAR.
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-BUT HERE,
BORROW MINE
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AND GO
AFTER HIM.
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♪
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(TROMBONE MUSIC)
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♪
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(GROANING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(OFFSCREEN)
-SONIC: WHOA, WIPE OUT, DUDE.
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(HAPPY MUSIC)
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♪
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-THANKS, TAILS,
BUT NOW YOU
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BETTER KEEP CLEAR
OVER HERE.
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♪
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-I'LL HANDLE
THIS ONE.
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HOP ON.
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-IT'S SHOW TIME.
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(PANTING)
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OH, THIS SAND IS
SO HARD FOR ME TO RUN IN.
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(SCREECHING)
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-THERE HE IS.
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-YOU'RE HISTORY NOW,
HEDGEHOG.
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(WHEELS SCREECHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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I'M GOING TO ROLL
RIGHT OVER YOU.
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-OH, THEY'RE GOING
TO CATCH ME.
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WHAT SHALL
I DO?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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I'LL TRICK 'EM.
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THEY'LL SURELY FALL
FOR THIS ONE.
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♪
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-WHO DOES HE THINK
WE ARE?
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NITWITS?
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THAT'S NOT
A CANNON.
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IT'S ONLY SAND.
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♪
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-AHH!
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WELL, THEN THEY'LL
DEFINITELY FALL FOR THIS ONE.
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♪
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-HA, AND THAT'S NOT
A BEAR.
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IT'S ONLY SAND.
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♪
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-YOO-HOO.
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-AND THAT'S ONLY
A SANDCASTLE.
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(THUD)
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-OUCH!
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-UH-OH.
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(GROANING)
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(LAUGHTER)
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-ANCHORS AWAY.
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WELL, GOT AN AWARD WINNIN'
ACTIN' JOB TO FINISH.
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(COUGHING)
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-"I'LL HANDLES THIS ONE,
HOP ON."
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YOU MUTANT CHICKEN.
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-HUH?
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-OH, I GIVE UP.
247
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,067
YOU GUYS WORE
ME OUT.
248
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,867
I CAN'T TAKE
ANOTHER STEP.
249
00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:47,800
-I DID IT!
250
00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:49,266
-NO, I DID IT.
251
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,533
-I TIRED
HIM OUT.
252
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,667
-BUT I
GRABBED HIM.
253
00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,100
-SO?
254
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:57,034
-SURE HOPE SONIC
KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
255
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,500
(OFFSCREEN)
-ROBOTNIK: WHAT AN EVIL-LICIOUS DAY.
256
00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:07,266
FIRST, I OPEN MY
MAGNIFICENT ESCAPE PROOF PRISON
257
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:10,233
THEN I FILL IT WITH
MY MOST HATED ENEMY.
258
00:11:10,266 --> 00:11:13,867
(LAUGHTER)
259
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,266
-AND I TIRED
HIM OUT.
260
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,633
-AND I
GRABBED HIM.
261
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,366
(OFFSCREEN)
-SKETCH: 'BOUT TIME YOU CAME ROUND.
262
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,366
(WHISTLES)
263
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,934
THE LINING OF MY CELL
NEEDS CHANGING.
264
00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:25,900
-HEY, IT'S
SKETCH LAMPOON.
265
00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:28,433
-SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?
266
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:29,500
(CRASHING)
267
00:11:29,533 --> 00:11:32,133
-MR. LAMPOON,
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
268
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,800
THAT HUMPTY DUMPTY THING
WAS HILARIOUS.
269
00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:35,467
(WHISTLES)
270
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,767
-WELL, THANKS, KID.
271
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,767
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE SONIC POSTER?
272
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:43,200
-AREN'T I...
A LITTLE TALLER?
273
00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,000
(WHISTLES)
274
00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,067
-EVERYONE'S
A CRITIC.
275
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,366
-BUT I'M HERE TO
SPRING YOU OUTTA THIS JOINT.
276
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,600
YEAH, MR. LAMPOON,
THAT BIG, FAT,
277
00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:55,600
STUPID ROBOTNIK HUMPTY
WAS A SCREAM.
278
00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:56,700
(WHISTLING)
279
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:58,133
-GET A MOVE ON!
280
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,366
VISITING TIME
IS OVER.
281
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,067
(SQUEAKING)
282
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,100
(OFFSCREEN)
-SONIC: AND THIS CELL MUST BE MINE.
283
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:08,166
-NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO.
284
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,333
I HAVE A SPECIAL CELL
FOR YOU.
285
00:12:11,366 --> 00:12:15,100
IN FACT, I HAVE
A SPECIAL WING FOR YOU.
286
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:18,967
THE WING THAT EVEN YOU,
MY SUPER SONIC PEST,
287
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,834
CANNOT ESCAPE FROM!
288
00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:22,300
-AHH!
289
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,500
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
290
00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:25,733
OOPS.
291
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:28,467
THAT'S ONE FAST TALK TRICK
THAT JUST BACKFIRED.
292
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:32,834
SONIC, OLD BUD,
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
293
00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:40,300
(OFFSCREEN)
-ROBOTNIK: WELCOME TO YOUR FINAL RESTING SPOT, HEDGEHOG.
294
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:43,533
(LAUGHTER)
295
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:47,366
IT'S AN ALL NUCLEAR FORGED
STEEL BUILDING.
296
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,633
(GROANING)
297
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:51,934
AND AN ALL NUCLEAR FORGED
STEEL CELL.
298
00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:56,166
SO, YOU KNOW THAT CLEVER
LITTLE BUZZ SAW THING YOU DO
299
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,366
THAT I HATE
SO MUCH?
300
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,333
WELL, IT WON'T
WORK HERE.
301
00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:02,333
YOU CAN'T SAW
THIS STEEL.
302
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,100
(LAUGHTER)
303
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:07,667
NOW, IF YOU DO SOMEHOW
GET LUCKY
304
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,967
AND MANAGE TO ESCAPE
THIS CELL,
305
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,600
MY FUEL INJECTOR TURBO CHARGED
SWIVELING SPEAR SHOOTER
306
00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:16,166
AND MY TRIPLE ACTION
BERYLLIUM POWERED
307
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,400
LICKETY SPLIT
LASER LAUNCHER
308
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:23,133
ARE PROGRAMMED AND READY
TO FIRE ON ANYTHING THAT'S BLUE.
309
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,800
HEDGEHOG BLUE,
THAT IS.
310
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:28,600
-THE COOLEST COLOR
ON THE PLANET, ROBOTNIK.
311
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,700
(GRUMBLING)
312
00:13:29,733 --> 00:13:32,400
-AND TO MAKE SURE
THERE'S NOT ONE SPECK
313
00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,633
OF YOUR BLUE
HIDE LEFT,
314
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,800
MY EXTRA LARGE
SUPER NASTY
315
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:40,533
SWINGING SPIKE BALL
WILL OBLITERATE YOU!
316
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:42,300
-AW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
GONE TO ALL
317
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:46,867
THIS TROUBLE FOR
LITTLE OL' ME, HUMPTY.
318
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,967
(GRUMBLING)
319
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,700
-GET IN THERE!
320
00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,266
YOU'VE INTERFERED
WITH MY PLANS FOR
321
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,934
THE LAST TIME.
322
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,266
GUARDS, TO
YOUR POST!
323
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,533
I HAVE PILES OF EVIL
TO PERFORM
324
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:01,800
NOW THAT SONIC'S
OUT OF THE WAY.
325
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:04,100
STARTING WITH--
326
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:06,100
--YOUR NEW ISSUE
OF CRACK UPS
327
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:07,900
WILL BE ALL
ABOUT ME.
328
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,500
I'LL SHOW MOBIUS
HOW I REALLY AM.
329
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:13,100
START DRAWING!
330
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,700
NO, NO,
THINNER.
331
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:18,166
MORE MUSCLES,
MORE HANDSOME.
332
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,600
YES, THAT'S IT.
333
00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:23,567
MY EYES LIKE POOLS,
MY TEETH LIKE POLISHED IVORY.
334
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,767
THAT'S WHAT
I LOOK LIKE.
335
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,400
(WHISTLES)
336
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,200
-IN YOUR DREAMS.
337
00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:32,433
-OH, WELL.
338
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,133
SUPER SONIC INTELLIGENCE
IS GONNA HAVE
339
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,667
TO GET ME
OUT OF HERE.
340
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,800
(OFFSCREEN)
-GROUNDER: HEY, IT'S MY TURN TO HOLD IT, HEN HEAD.
341
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:43,934
(OFFSCREEN)
-ROBOT #1: BUT YOU ALWAYS TURN THE PAGES TOO SLOW.
342
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,333
-AND YOU ALWAYS TURN
THEM TOO FAST.
343
00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:50,633
-AND YOU SPIT OIL
WHEN YOU LAUGH, GROSS FACE.
344
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:51,733
(DINGING)
345
00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:55,233
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
346
00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:57,133
(OFFSCREEN)
-SONIC: OH, OH, THIS IS RICH.
347
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,200
THIS IS A RIOT.
348
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:00,100
THIS IS THE BEST
CRACK UPS EVER.
349
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,767
(LAUGHTER)
350
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,834
MAN, THE ONE THAT
CAME OUT TODAY
351
00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:07,200
IS NOTHING COMPARED
TO THIS NEW ONE.
352
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:10,166
(LAUGHTER)
353
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,867
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
354
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,733
-HEY!
-HUH?
355
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,867
-WHAT NEW CRACK UPS?
356
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,733
-OH, SKETCH JUST GAVE ME
AN ADVANCED COPY
357
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,500
OF NEXT MONTH'S ISSUE
JUST BEFORE
358
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,600
YOU GUYS
KIDNAPPED HIM.
359
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:23,700
(LAUGHTER)
360
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:26,800
WANT TO SEE IT?
361
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:31,567
♪
362
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,366
(OFFSCREEN)
-GROUNDER: WAIT A MINUTE, WE CAN'T DO THAT.
363
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,633
-WHY NOT?
364
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:39,934
-BECAUSE, UH,
I FORGET.
365
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:43,133
SONIC, WHY CAN'T
WE OPEN THE DOOR?
366
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,667
-BECAUSE I'M A PRISONER
AND I MIGHT RUN AWAY.
367
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:46,533
-OH YEAH.
368
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:47,800
-THAT'S IT.
369
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:51,533
BECAUSE HE'S A PRISONER
AND HE MIGHT RUN AWAY, DOPE.
370
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:54,533
-BUT I CAN'T RUNAWAY
'CAUSE MY LEGS ARE IN CHAINS.
371
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,500
-BUT HE CAN'T RUN AWAY
'CAUSE HIS LEGS
372
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:59,034
ARE IN CHAINS,
STUPID.
373
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:01,500
-NOT TO MENTION THE SPEARS
AND LASERS.
374
00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:02,767
-THOSE, TOO!
375
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,500
-SO I'LL JUST PUT
THE COMIC ON THE FLOOR,
376
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,500
SIT BACK HERE,
YOU GUYS OPEN THE DOOR,
377
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,700
AND PICK IT UP.
378
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:10,467
-YEAH.
-THAT'LL WORK.
379
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:14,166
♪
380
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,166
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
381
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:20,266
♪
382
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,067
-WELL, I MAY BE
TALLER THAN THIS,
383
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,667
BUT I THINK THEY GOT
MY HEDGEHOG BLUE COLOR
384
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,700
JUST RIGHT.
385
00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:28,967
I DON'T THINK
THE SPEARS AND LASERS
386
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,934
ARE GOING TO NOTICE
ANY DIFFERENCE.
387
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:34,633
(LAUGHTER)
388
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:38,567
-HEY, THIS IS AS FUNNY
AS THE LAST ONE.
389
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,266
-HEY, THIS IS
THE LAST ONE!
390
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,266
-HUH, WHAT GIVES,
SONIC?
391
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,800
-IT'S A TRICK!
392
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:51,200
♪
393
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,133
(SCREAMING)
394
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,233
(EXPLOSION)
395
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,366
(SCREAMING)
396
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,467
(CRASHING)
397
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,266
-TIME FOR THE KEYS,
PLEASE.
398
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:14,967
♪
399
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,967
(WHIRRING)
400
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,300
-SONIC, YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT.
401
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,533
-SURE AM.
402
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:21,533
READY TO FINISH
THE JAILBREAK JAM?
403
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:22,633
-YEAH.
404
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,934
-CAN YOU TRIP ALL
THE OUTSIDE GATE SENSORS?
405
00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,333
-OKAY!
406
00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:28,300
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
407
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,333
♪
408
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,767
-AND THEN THERE
WAS THE TIME
409
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,967
I RESTRUCTURED THE DNA
OF OUR CLASS' PET HAMSTER.
410
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,834
TURNED IT INTO
A TAPEWORM.
411
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:41,667
THAT WAS
ESPECIALLY EVIL.
412
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:42,867
DRAW THAT NEXT.
413
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,400
(ALARM)
414
00:17:44,433 --> 00:17:45,667
HM?
415
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,467
YOU HAVEN'T ESCAPED.
416
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,934
I WOULD HAVE
NOTICED THAT.
417
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:53,266
THE HEDGEHOG!
418
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:56,133
-YOO-HOO,
DR. DUMPTY.
419
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,533
(OFFSCREEN)
-COMPUTER: UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY ON C LEVEL.
420
00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:00,366
-IT CAN'T BE!
421
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,767
WHERE ARE SCRATCH
AND GROUNDER?
422
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,567
WHAT HAPPENED?
423
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,366
(OFFSCREEN)
-COMPUTER: GATE SENSOR A ACTIVATED.
424
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,700
-FORGET IT!
425
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:11,533
JUST GET THEM!
426
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:12,934
-YO, MR. COMPUTER.
427
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,967
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
428
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:20,300
♪
429
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:24,166
-TIME TO PLAY
WHEEL OF HEDGEHOG.
430
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,266
ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE ON TV.
431
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,800
(OFFSCREEN)
-COMPUTER: UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY CORRIDOR 23, SECTOR A.
432
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:32,233
UH, I--I MEAN,
CORRIDOR 22, SECTOR G.
433
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:35,467
NO, NO, UH, GATE SENSOR B--
NO, NO, I MEAN,
434
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,333
D LEVEL,
DEVICE D6.
435
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,333
UH, YUP.
436
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:42,333
-KEEP UP
WITH HIM!
437
00:18:42,366 --> 00:18:43,967
(GROWLING)
438
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,867
(OFFSCREEN)
-SONIC: AND HERE, AND HERE, AND HERE.
439
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,166
♪
440
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,700
(GROWLING)
441
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,700
THOSE GUYS NEVER LEARN,
DO THEY?
442
00:18:52,733 --> 00:19:03,733
♪
443
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,200
(OFFSCREEN)
-COMPUTER: I QUIT, I GIVE UP.
444
00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:12,166
I WANNA NICE QUIET
JOB AS A CASH REGISTER.
445
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,467
-I HATE THAT
HEDGEHOG!
446
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,800
(SCREAMING)
447
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,900
(EXPLOSION)
448
00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:21,000
(SQUEAKING)
449
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,667
-OOPS, I THINK
THIS PARTY'S OVER.
450
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,867
(OFFSCREEN)
-GROUNDER: OH NO.
451
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:29,900
(OFFSCREEN)
-SONIC: TELL YOU WHAT.
452
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,233
I'LL GIVE YOU
A FAIR SHOT.
453
00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:33,600
I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE
SO YOU CAN TRY AND CATCH ME.
454
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:34,767
-LET'S GET HIM!
455
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,500
(GROANING)
456
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,533
-SORRY TO SMASH
AND RUN, BOYS,
457
00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:40,834
BUT I GOTTA SNATCH SKETCH
AND SPLIT
458
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:44,300
'CAUSE THIS PLACE
IS GONNA BLOW!
459
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:47,733
-BOY, AM I GLAD
TO SEE YOU.
460
00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:49,600
-'CAUSE YOUR CELL'S
CRUMBLIN' ALL AROUND YOU?
461
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,500
-NO, 'CAUSE IF I HAD
TO DRAW ONE MORE
462
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:53,867
PANEL OF ROBOTNIK'S
LIFE STORY
463
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,934
I'D HAVE GONE
CUCKOO.
464
00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:56,900
(SAWING)
465
00:19:56,934 --> 00:20:00,667
♪
466
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,667
BUT NOW I'M FREE TO WORK ON
HUMPTY DUMPTY 2.
467
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:08,200
♪
468
00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:12,133
AND I'M GONNA MAKE
ROBOTNIK LOOK REALLY STUPID.
469
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,567
(WHISTLES)
470
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,967
NOW THAT'S FUNNY.
471
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:22,700
♪
472
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:25,366
(EXPLOSION)
473
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,133
-ACTUALLY, MR. LAMPOON,
I DON'T THINK
474
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,200
YOU CAN MAKE ROBOTNIK
LOOK ANY STUPIDER
475
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,767
THAN HE
ALREADY IS.
476
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,034
(LAUGHTER)
477
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:33,600
(OFFSCREEN)
-ROBOTNIK: HELP ME!
478
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,733
HELP!
479
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,900
HELP ME!
480
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:39,533
I'VE FALLEN
AND I CAN'T GET--
481
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:41,400
(CRYING)
482
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:52,333
♪
483
00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:56,400
I HATE THAT
HEDGEHOG.
484
00:20:58,034 --> 00:20:59,700
(THEME MUSIC)
485
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:05,034
♪
486
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,533
(OFFSCREEN)
-SONIC: HOLD IT, LITTLE BUDDY.
487
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,333
ART IS WAY
PAST COOL, TAILS,
488
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BUT DON'T USE A BUILDING
FOR A CANVAS
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'CAUSE THAT'S GRAFFITI.
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♪
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-WELL, LET'S
SEE IT.
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-NOW THAT'S ART.
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I'M WAITING.
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NOW THAT'S WAY
PAST ART.
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(HAPPY THEME MUSIC)
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♪
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