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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:03,303 [bell rings] 2 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:06,774 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,676 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,579 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:16,183 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,018 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:20,687 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,925 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,828 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,864 ? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,368 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,236 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:39,106 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,789 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:58,692 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:03,197 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,335 Science projects are due this week. 18 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,671 I'm working with Jessie on a micro-listening device. 19 00:01:20,771 --> 00:01:21,839 We're the perfect team-- 20 00:01:21,939 --> 00:01:24,008 she works hard, I hardly work. 21 00:01:25,943 --> 00:01:29,547 Mr. Morris, shouldn't we be working on our science project? 22 00:01:29,747 --> 00:01:31,248 I'm sorry, Mr. Tuttle, 23 00:01:31,448 --> 00:01:33,551 but science doesn't turn me on. 24 00:01:33,684 --> 00:01:37,254 Oh, hooey. Science is the ultimate turn-on. 25 00:01:37,337 --> 00:01:38,386 Let me show you. 26 00:01:38,455 --> 00:01:39,790 Walk this way. 27 00:01:45,262 --> 00:01:46,530 What have we here? 28 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:48,365 Intrigue us with your ingenuity. 29 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:51,168 The ultimate bike-riding accessory -- 30 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:53,103 a portable bug zapper. 31 00:01:53,204 --> 00:01:57,074 You can pedal as fast as you want without swallowing flies. 32 00:01:57,274 --> 00:01:59,476 All right, Morris, let's hustle. 33 00:02:02,046 --> 00:02:03,547 Now look. 34 00:02:03,681 --> 00:02:05,883 What is this fascinating phenomenon of physicality? 35 00:02:05,983 --> 00:02:07,151 It's a love machine. 36 00:02:07,251 --> 00:02:08,652 I've been called that. 37 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:11,121 You've been called a lot of things. 38 00:02:12,089 --> 00:02:14,058 If two people have any feeling for each other, 39 00:02:14,158 --> 00:02:15,659 this machine will tell us. 40 00:02:15,759 --> 00:02:17,595 Affection detection. 41 00:02:17,661 --> 00:02:19,296 A fine selection. 42 00:02:19,496 --> 00:02:22,399 Now on to more tantalizing topics. 43 00:02:27,171 --> 00:02:29,974 Why, look, whirling wheels of wonderment. 44 00:02:30,074 --> 00:02:32,209 Whoopee, wow, and wazoo. 45 00:02:33,344 --> 00:02:36,280 Mr. T, you're looking at gas-powered, 46 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:39,583 turbo-charged limousines for the feet. 47 00:02:39,683 --> 00:02:43,320 Like, these blaster blades are gonna totally rewrite the books on speed skating. 48 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:45,856 Are there books on speed skating? 49 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:49,426 Excuse us. Sorry for the interruption. 50 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:51,762 Not as sorry as I am. 51 00:02:51,996 --> 00:02:54,498 I have a new student for your class. 52 00:02:54,899 --> 00:02:57,568 I'd like you to meet Jennifer Wade. 53 00:02:57,701 --> 00:02:59,570 [all] Hi. 54 00:03:00,004 --> 00:03:02,806 Whoa! Slater, check out the new girl. 55 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,508 Slater. 56 00:03:04,975 --> 00:03:06,010 Shh! 57 00:03:06,076 --> 00:03:07,444 I'm serious. Check her out. 58 00:03:07,544 --> 00:03:09,413 I'm in big trouble. 59 00:03:09,513 --> 00:03:11,448 That's my girlfriend from Germany. 60 00:03:11,548 --> 00:03:13,884 [bell rings] 61 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:25,663 I want you to make sure Jennifer feels at home. 62 00:03:25,729 --> 00:03:27,298 Her father's in the army. 63 00:03:27,398 --> 00:03:29,300 She's never been to school in the states. 64 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,734 We got it covered. 65 00:03:30,801 --> 00:03:32,536 She's in great hands. 66 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:34,171 Thanks for everything. 67 00:03:34,271 --> 00:03:36,040 It's really good to be home. 68 00:03:36,106 --> 00:03:37,975 Anytime, Jennifer. And remember, 69 00:03:38,042 --> 00:03:41,979 here at Bayside, the principal's door is always open. 70 00:03:46,951 --> 00:03:49,920 It's open if I want to go in right now... 71 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:52,089 But I don't. 72 00:03:53,257 --> 00:03:54,558 Um... 73 00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:57,127 So, you're from Germany. 74 00:03:57,191 --> 00:03:59,060 Welcome to our country. 75 00:03:59,129 --> 00:04:02,466 English is an easy language to learn. 76 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:04,323 Thank you, but I already know-- 77 00:04:04,387 --> 00:04:06,989 See? You're learning fast. 78 00:04:07,671 --> 00:04:10,140 I'll be right back. 79 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,078 I'm going to what we Americans call a locker. 80 00:04:16,413 --> 00:04:19,283 And he's what we Americans call an idiot. 81 00:04:22,286 --> 00:04:23,687 So my family moved, 82 00:04:23,787 --> 00:04:25,756 and Jennifer and I never really broke up. 83 00:04:25,856 --> 00:04:28,425 You're saying you have two girlfriends? 84 00:04:28,592 --> 00:04:30,561 What's the big deal? That's great. 85 00:04:30,761 --> 00:04:32,796 Jessie won't think it's great. 86 00:04:32,896 --> 00:04:34,098 Good point. 87 00:04:34,198 --> 00:04:36,333 Help me keep Jennifer and Jessie apart 88 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:37,835 until I can figure out what to do. 89 00:04:37,935 --> 00:04:39,003 No problem. 90 00:04:39,103 --> 00:04:41,372 Guys, come over and meet Jennifer. 91 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:47,911 Albert Clifford? Is that you? 92 00:04:48,012 --> 00:04:49,279 Albert? 93 00:04:49,346 --> 00:04:50,614 Clifford? 94 00:04:51,448 --> 00:04:53,851 That's why I shortened it to A.C. 95 00:04:53,951 --> 00:04:55,753 I can't believe it! 96 00:04:55,886 --> 00:04:58,122 It's so good to see you. 97 00:04:58,322 --> 00:04:59,656 You go to school here? 98 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:01,825 Yeah. It's great to see you. 99 00:05:02,426 --> 00:05:03,718 You know each other? 100 00:05:03,861 --> 00:05:06,764 Looks like Al and Jenn know each other, Jess. 101 00:05:07,331 --> 00:05:10,901 We lived next-door to each other on my dad's army base. 102 00:05:11,001 --> 00:05:12,770 Really? That's amazing. 103 00:05:13,203 --> 00:05:17,007 Well, why don't we hear more about Little Albie over lunch? 104 00:05:17,141 --> 00:05:19,443 We can't. We have student council. 105 00:05:19,543 --> 00:05:21,979 Oh, where has my mind gone? 106 00:05:22,212 --> 00:05:24,982 My dad asks me that all the time. 107 00:05:26,216 --> 00:05:29,520 Guys, why don't we take Jennifer to the Max? 108 00:05:29,586 --> 00:05:31,889 That is a great idea, Slater. 109 00:05:32,122 --> 00:05:33,290 Bye-bye. 110 00:05:33,390 --> 00:05:34,992 See you guys. 111 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,761 Jenn, you go ahead with them. 112 00:05:37,861 --> 00:05:39,563 I'll catch up with you. 113 00:05:39,663 --> 00:05:40,664 O.K. 114 00:05:40,764 --> 00:05:42,032 Don't worry, foreign lady. 115 00:05:42,132 --> 00:05:43,801 I'll read the menu for you. 116 00:05:52,009 --> 00:05:54,545 Remember, Screech, you can't let Jennifer find out 117 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:56,346 that Slater is Jessie's boyfriend. 118 00:05:56,447 --> 00:05:57,714 Don't say a word. 119 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,416 O.K. Can I burp? 120 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,519 Don't even open your mouth. 121 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,321 All right. 122 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:09,793 Oh, hey, guys, are the hamburgers any good here? 123 00:06:09,927 --> 00:06:12,096 [mumbling] 124 00:06:13,597 --> 00:06:15,199 The hamburgers are great. 125 00:06:15,299 --> 00:06:18,035 So, you and Slater were going steady in Germany? 126 00:06:18,302 --> 00:06:21,338 For 14 months. Then his dad got transferred. 127 00:06:21,438 --> 00:06:24,575 I'd have let my dad move, and I would've stayed. 128 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,243 Thanks. 129 00:06:26,643 --> 00:06:29,146 When Albert left, we made one of those promises 130 00:06:29,213 --> 00:06:31,348 that we wouldn't go out with anyone else ever. 131 00:06:31,448 --> 00:06:32,649 Can you believe that? 132 00:06:32,749 --> 00:06:34,017 Mm-hmm. 133 00:06:37,054 --> 00:06:40,290 Jenn, remember this shirt? You gave it to me. 134 00:06:40,591 --> 00:06:42,559 Yeah. It still looks good. 135 00:06:42,626 --> 00:06:45,095 Thanks for keeping Jennifer company. 136 00:06:45,162 --> 00:06:48,565 You probably have some things you want to do now, so... 137 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:51,435 No, we're fine right here, Big Al. 138 00:06:52,603 --> 00:06:53,804 Beat it, Zack. 139 00:06:53,904 --> 00:06:54,972 Yes. 140 00:06:55,072 --> 00:06:57,474 Student council meeting was canceled. 141 00:06:57,574 --> 00:06:58,542 Why? 142 00:06:58,609 --> 00:07:01,478 Jessie slammed her gavel on Ronald Geekman's hand so hard 143 00:07:01,545 --> 00:07:04,448 that his retainer flew out and hit Mr. Belding in the eye. 144 00:07:05,115 --> 00:07:08,352 It was an accident. Besides, Geekman's got a big mouth. 145 00:07:08,585 --> 00:07:10,120 I'll see you later. 146 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,655 Where are you guys going? 147 00:07:11,755 --> 00:07:15,192 Your food hasn't come yet. Sit. Stay. Eat. 148 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,263 So, Jennifer, tell us all about Albert Clifford in Germany. 149 00:07:19,463 --> 00:07:22,432 No one wants to hear about boring old me. 150 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:24,668 Did Slater have a lot of girlfriends? 151 00:07:24,768 --> 00:07:26,637 Not a lot. Just one. 152 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:30,107 Slater, you, Jennifer, and I should see Mr. Belding. 153 00:07:30,174 --> 00:07:32,142 Retainer wounds are very dangerous. 154 00:07:32,242 --> 00:07:34,878 Stay. The big baby's all right. 155 00:07:35,045 --> 00:07:37,714 I'm curious about Albert myself. 156 00:07:37,781 --> 00:07:40,017 Is he a big man on campus here? 157 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:42,019 Slater's quarterback of the football team. 158 00:07:42,119 --> 00:07:44,421 Don't forget captain of the wrestling team. 159 00:07:44,488 --> 00:07:46,823 His girlfriend Jessie is president of the school. 160 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,296 You two are going together? 161 00:07:52,496 --> 00:07:53,797 Yeah. 162 00:07:54,131 --> 00:07:55,866 Oh. Gosh, look at the time. 163 00:07:55,966 --> 00:07:58,302 I have to go meet my guidance counselor now. 164 00:07:59,836 --> 00:08:03,073 Well, gee, guys, we got to go, too. 165 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:07,244 Come here. I told you not to tell Jennifer about Slater and Jessie. 166 00:08:07,344 --> 00:08:09,680 So I forgot. Sue me. 167 00:08:14,084 --> 00:08:16,887 Love machine experiment number two. 168 00:08:18,388 --> 00:08:20,090 [buzz] 169 00:08:20,224 --> 00:08:22,025 Contrary to popular belief, 170 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:25,963 peanut butter and jelly have no visible feelings for each other. 171 00:08:27,764 --> 00:08:29,766 That Jennifer's a really sweet girl. 172 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:32,135 I'd like to spend some time with her and get to know her. 173 00:08:32,236 --> 00:08:34,071 Yeah, I wouldn't mind that myself. 174 00:08:35,505 --> 00:08:36,907 Let's finish this first. 175 00:08:37,007 --> 00:08:38,375 There we go. 176 00:08:38,742 --> 00:08:40,377 Hey, Screech, could you help us? 177 00:08:40,477 --> 00:08:42,579 Zack and I finished our micro-listener. 178 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,348 We need someone to test its range. 179 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:46,383 We hid the device in this pen. 180 00:08:46,483 --> 00:08:48,018 Walk through the halls, 181 00:08:48,118 --> 00:08:50,220 and it should pick up any conversation around you. 182 00:08:50,587 --> 00:08:53,557 Always the guinea pig, never the inea. 183 00:08:55,459 --> 00:08:57,694 You could have told me you had a girlfriend. 184 00:08:57,794 --> 00:09:00,364 I never expected to see you again. 185 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:03,066 The minute I saw you, 186 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,035 it was like nothing had changed. 187 00:09:05,202 --> 00:09:07,204 I feel the same way. 188 00:09:08,272 --> 00:09:10,307 This isn't a smart place to talk. 189 00:09:10,407 --> 00:09:13,076 Why don't you give me your phone number, and I'll call you? 190 00:09:13,543 --> 00:09:15,879 Screech, let me borrow this pen. 191 00:09:16,113 --> 00:09:17,714 It's not really a pen. 192 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,750 If it has ink, it'll do. 193 00:09:20,217 --> 00:09:21,752 Jenn, write down your number. 194 00:09:21,918 --> 00:09:23,287 But... 195 00:09:23,487 --> 00:09:24,788 Oh, my gosh! 196 00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:27,891 Why does he want her number? 197 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,093 The micro-listener works fine. 198 00:09:30,193 --> 00:09:31,428 Let's call it a day. 199 00:09:31,528 --> 00:09:33,563 Move it or lose it. 200 00:09:34,131 --> 00:09:36,266 I never expected my girlfriend to show up 201 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,335 from halfway around the world. 202 00:09:38,435 --> 00:09:39,970 Girlfriend? 203 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:42,572 Yeah. She's a girl, and she's an old friend. 204 00:09:42,673 --> 00:09:43,940 Feel better? 205 00:09:44,007 --> 00:09:47,311 Out of my way. I'm going to break his cheating heart. 206 00:09:48,545 --> 00:09:52,249 Can't let my good friends Jessie and Slater break up over a girl, 207 00:09:52,349 --> 00:09:54,484 especially one I'd like to date. 208 00:09:58,955 --> 00:10:00,290 I'm dead. 209 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,893 Jessie's gonna rip my eyes out, punch my face in, 210 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,394 then break up with me. 211 00:10:04,494 --> 00:10:05,862 It's her usual pattern. 212 00:10:05,962 --> 00:10:08,231 Look, Slater, the only way out of this is for you 213 00:10:08,332 --> 00:10:10,734 to tell Jessie it's over between you and Jennifer. 214 00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:12,869 It's not. That's the problem. 215 00:10:12,969 --> 00:10:14,604 What am I gonna do? 216 00:10:14,805 --> 00:10:16,840 Make up your mind who you really want. 217 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:18,241 Right. 218 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:20,010 Who do I want? 219 00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:22,145 Let's do a little comparison shopping. 220 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:23,513 First you have Jennifer. 221 00:10:23,613 --> 00:10:25,282 She's very, very average. 222 00:10:25,349 --> 00:10:26,883 Then there's Jessie. 223 00:10:26,983 --> 00:10:29,386 She's bright, beautiful, extremely above average. 224 00:10:29,453 --> 00:10:32,255 Your sweet, loving mama. 225 00:10:32,356 --> 00:10:35,158 Yeah. Yeah, she is my mama, isn't she? 226 00:10:35,258 --> 00:10:37,027 There's your decision. Dump Jennifer. 227 00:10:37,127 --> 00:10:38,395 - Right. - Yes. 228 00:10:38,662 --> 00:10:39,930 Wrong. 229 00:10:40,263 --> 00:10:42,132 Preppie, I don't know what I want. 230 00:10:42,232 --> 00:10:43,800 Slap some sense into me. 231 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,936 Would you get ahold of yourself? 232 00:10:48,672 --> 00:10:51,708 If there was some way Jennifer wasn't a threat to Jessie. 233 00:10:51,808 --> 00:10:54,277 You need some guy to ask Jennifer out 234 00:10:54,378 --> 00:10:55,979 to take the heat off of you. 235 00:10:56,079 --> 00:10:59,149 Right. But where will I find this guy? 236 00:10:59,983 --> 00:11:02,352 Preppie, how about you? 237 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,424 Whew! 238 00:11:07,758 --> 00:11:09,526 Slater, I just came from school. 239 00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:10,994 Jessie's on a rampage. 240 00:11:11,094 --> 00:11:13,597 She spray-painted "death to Slater" on your locker. 241 00:11:13,764 --> 00:11:14,998 No problem. 242 00:11:15,098 --> 00:11:16,633 Zack's going to ask Jennifer out 243 00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:18,568 so Jessie won't be jealous. 244 00:11:18,668 --> 00:11:20,270 I'm home free. 245 00:11:20,704 --> 00:11:22,372 I'll ask again. 246 00:11:22,506 --> 00:11:24,908 Why did you want her phone number? 247 00:11:25,308 --> 00:11:26,710 Could you loosen up? 248 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,012 I'm losing vision in my right eye. 249 00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:32,082 Tell me now before I get angry. 250 00:11:33,383 --> 00:11:36,286 I needed the number because I couldn't tell her in person 251 00:11:36,386 --> 00:11:38,088 that it was over. 252 00:11:38,321 --> 00:11:40,157 Then it's definitely over? 253 00:11:40,223 --> 00:11:41,958 Absolutely. 254 00:11:43,326 --> 00:11:44,828 Will you pop the back of my neck 255 00:11:44,928 --> 00:11:47,597 so my Adam's apple snaps back into place? 256 00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:52,202 Bye, sweetie. 257 00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:02,646 Zack, I want you to ask Jennifer on a date. 258 00:12:02,879 --> 00:12:05,148 Me date Jennifer? 259 00:12:07,784 --> 00:12:09,719 But... why? 260 00:12:10,053 --> 00:12:12,789 I want to test Big Al's true feelings. 261 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:16,827 If my jerk from Germany sees you with Jennifer and doesn't care, 262 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,995 then I know he's mine. 263 00:12:19,629 --> 00:12:21,998 O.K. But only because we're friends. 264 00:12:22,165 --> 00:12:23,533 And you're paying. 265 00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:25,669 Screech! 266 00:12:26,102 --> 00:12:29,372 I feel terrible. I mean, Jessie won't talk to me. 267 00:12:30,807 --> 00:12:33,310 The minute you and Zack show up on your fake date at the Max, 268 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:36,079 Jessie will like you and Slater will be off the hook. 269 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,248 What fake date? 270 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,486 The one Slater asked Zack to take you on. 271 00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:44,955 But shh! Don't let Jessie find out. 272 00:12:46,723 --> 00:12:49,626 Date Zack, huh? O.K. 273 00:12:49,826 --> 00:12:51,695 If Albert wants me to date Zack, 274 00:12:51,795 --> 00:12:54,464 then I'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget. 275 00:12:58,602 --> 00:13:00,937 - Look who's here. - Look who's here. 276 00:13:01,004 --> 00:13:02,672 Zack and Jennifer. 277 00:13:02,906 --> 00:13:04,841 Hi, guys. You all know Jennifer. 278 00:13:04,908 --> 00:13:06,209 Hi. 279 00:13:06,276 --> 00:13:09,045 I planned on Jennifer and I sitting alone. 280 00:13:09,145 --> 00:13:10,480 Oh. I don't mind. 281 00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:11,781 Do you mind, Slater? 282 00:13:11,848 --> 00:13:13,450 Oh, I don't mind. 283 00:13:22,025 --> 00:13:24,761 Look at the way they're holding hands. 284 00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:26,897 What can I get you guys? 285 00:13:27,063 --> 00:13:29,232 How about one burger, and we'll meet at the pickle? 286 00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:31,334 Can you rush that order? 287 00:13:31,434 --> 00:13:32,736 Yeah. 288 00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:34,671 [music plays] 289 00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:44,915 It's getting hot and heavy over there. 290 00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:47,150 Zack didn't waste any time. 291 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,719 I guess there's nothing wrong with Zack dancing with Jennifer, 292 00:13:49,819 --> 00:13:51,488 is there, Slater? 293 00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:55,792 No. I'm happy they're hitting it off. 294 00:13:55,926 --> 00:13:57,060 Real happy. 295 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,262 I'll be right back. 296 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,936 You're doing great. 297 00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:08,705 Hold me closer, Zack. 298 00:14:08,939 --> 00:14:10,674 Only if you insist. 299 00:14:13,009 --> 00:14:14,377 May I cut in? 300 00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:15,579 Sure. 301 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:16,680 Thank you. 302 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,417 I thought maybe after I dropped off Jessie, 303 00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:22,686 I'd come by your house, and we can talk. 304 00:14:22,786 --> 00:14:24,721 You better call first 305 00:14:24,788 --> 00:14:27,290 because I'm going to the beach with Zack. 306 00:14:28,425 --> 00:14:29,559 Wait right here. 307 00:14:29,659 --> 00:14:30,961 Be right back. 308 00:14:32,495 --> 00:14:34,364 Hey. A walk on the beach? 309 00:14:34,464 --> 00:14:35,832 What are you doing? 310 00:14:35,932 --> 00:14:37,801 I'm making it look convincing. 311 00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:40,937 You're supposed to be convincing Jessie, not Jennifer. 312 00:14:43,707 --> 00:14:46,776 Now our next presenters are Kelly and Screech 313 00:14:46,876 --> 00:14:48,678 and the love detector. 314 00:14:48,745 --> 00:14:50,647 All right. Go get 'em, Screech. 315 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,583 - Look at this. - Pretty neat, Screech. 316 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,387 When two people are hooked up to the machine, 317 00:14:57,487 --> 00:15:00,023 their feelings for each other are registered on the front scale. 318 00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:01,324 Any volunteers? 319 00:15:01,424 --> 00:15:03,093 How about Zack and Jennifer? 320 00:15:03,727 --> 00:15:05,729 Ingenious idea. 321 00:15:05,962 --> 00:15:08,298 Fly, lovebirds, to the mate meter. 322 00:15:12,235 --> 00:15:15,739 Wow, Jennifer, you have soft, lovely hands. 323 00:15:15,839 --> 00:15:17,340 They're mine, nimwad. 324 00:15:18,108 --> 00:15:19,643 S-Sorry, Zack. 325 00:15:21,544 --> 00:15:23,580 Our subjects are connected. 326 00:15:23,747 --> 00:15:25,682 Kelly, hit the juice. 327 00:15:31,154 --> 00:15:32,422 Very compatible. 328 00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:34,457 Way to go, Preppie. Thanks. 329 00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:38,128 I ask for one favor, and you steal my girlfriend. 330 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,365 She's still your girlfriend? 331 00:15:42,799 --> 00:15:45,568 Uh, well, I mean, my old girlfriend. 332 00:15:45,669 --> 00:15:47,437 But-- but, you see... 333 00:15:48,271 --> 00:15:51,041 It's all this stupid machine's fault. 334 00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:56,846 Jessie, wait. I-- 335 00:16:07,023 --> 00:16:08,091 That's it! 336 00:16:08,224 --> 00:16:10,360 Me and the neanderthal are through. 337 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:13,296 Jessie, Slater didn't try to deliberately hurt you. 338 00:16:13,396 --> 00:16:15,799 He got caught in a weird situation. 339 00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:19,102 He could've told me the truth! 340 00:16:19,502 --> 00:16:22,472 I happen to be a very understanding person, you know. 341 00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:26,176 I sense that. 342 00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:29,312 You're the only one who will lose if you break up. 343 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,715 You'll drive him back to Jennifer. 344 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,819 That's where he wants to be. 345 00:16:36,219 --> 00:16:38,121 You don't know for sure. 346 00:16:39,022 --> 00:16:41,925 Maybe they should go on a date to see how they feel. 347 00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:43,460 What? 348 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:47,864 Jessie, sometimes you have to let go of a person 349 00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,667 to find out if there's something there to hold onto. 350 00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:54,370 I don't want to lose Slater. 351 00:16:54,804 --> 00:16:56,306 I love him. 352 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,586 Jessie? 353 00:17:12,188 --> 00:17:15,725 Jessie, look, I should have told you from the beginning. 354 00:17:15,992 --> 00:17:17,794 I'm sorry I hurt you. 355 00:17:20,663 --> 00:17:22,565 Do you still like Jennifer? 356 00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:25,435 That doesn't really matter. 357 00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:27,504 You're my girl now. 358 00:17:28,304 --> 00:17:30,573 No, Slater. Look... 359 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:35,678 It's obvious that you and Jennifer have feelings for each other. 360 00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:39,149 You need to go out and see what's really there. 361 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,851 Are you sure? 362 00:17:42,285 --> 00:17:45,855 Yeah. But if you pick her, I get to keep your jacket. 363 00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:50,960 Mama, you're the greatest. 364 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:54,264 Just remember that on your date, Albert Clifford. 365 00:18:02,105 --> 00:18:04,073 Hey, you sure you want to sit up front? 366 00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:06,776 We always used to sit in the back at the Berlin-o-plex. 367 00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:09,445 I know, but I like to sit closer now. 368 00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:18,488 Yeah. I like to sit closer, too. 369 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,498 No, I've changed my mind. 370 00:18:28,598 --> 00:18:30,233 I don't want to go through with this. 371 00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:33,736 My romantic future depends on what happens tonight. 372 00:18:33,837 --> 00:18:35,238 Besides, you like Jennifer. 373 00:18:35,338 --> 00:18:37,440 You want to see her end up with Slater? 374 00:18:37,865 --> 00:18:39,142 No. 375 00:18:39,309 --> 00:18:41,978 But why do I have to dress up as the old lady? 376 00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:44,848 The support hose were cutting off my circulation. 377 00:18:44,948 --> 00:18:47,684 Stop complaining. We got the senior discount. 378 00:19:02,332 --> 00:19:03,766 What do you think? 379 00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,602 Does it look like they're bonding? 380 00:19:05,969 --> 00:19:09,072 No. They're still eating popcorn from separate tubs. 381 00:19:09,172 --> 00:19:10,640 Shh! 382 00:19:10,773 --> 00:19:12,308 Sorry, Sonny. 383 00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:15,678 You're going to love this movie. 384 00:19:15,778 --> 00:19:17,914 I heard Mel Gibson is great. 385 00:19:18,147 --> 00:19:20,116 I'm getting tired of Mel Gibson. 386 00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:22,085 I like Kevin Costner. 387 00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:23,953 - Kevin Costner? - Mm-hmm. 388 00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:26,689 He's O.K. I guess. 389 00:19:26,923 --> 00:19:28,791 What'd they say? I can't hear them. 390 00:19:28,892 --> 00:19:30,827 I don't know. My girdle's killing me. 391 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,004 Can I help you with something? 392 00:19:41,104 --> 00:19:44,307 Uh, you just back up there because I have mace. 393 00:19:44,407 --> 00:19:45,642 Sorry. 394 00:19:45,742 --> 00:19:49,445 You should be because people like you don't make it safe for us. 395 00:19:52,282 --> 00:19:54,217 You're going to blow it. 396 00:19:54,317 --> 00:19:56,519 Great. You just broke your bra. 397 00:19:57,387 --> 00:19:59,155 Jennifer, let's move. 398 00:20:07,997 --> 00:20:10,934 This is fun being together again, Jenn. 399 00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:14,370 If you don't mind, I like being called Jennifer now. 400 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,306 Oh. I'm sorry. 401 00:20:16,372 --> 00:20:17,941 That's O.K., Albie. 402 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,943 While we're on name changes, 403 00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:22,779 it's, uh, A.C. now, not Albie. 404 00:20:22,912 --> 00:20:25,014 And please, can Clifford. 405 00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:27,216 Great. I can't hear them. 406 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,485 It doesn't look so good from here. 407 00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:32,283 Ow. 408 00:20:32,422 --> 00:20:33,623 What's wrong? 409 00:20:33,823 --> 00:20:35,158 My neck hurts. 410 00:20:35,258 --> 00:20:37,060 Someone twisted it this morning. 411 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,695 Well, here. Let me rub it for you. 412 00:20:38,761 --> 00:20:40,229 Oh, great. 413 00:20:41,164 --> 00:20:44,367 Oh, my gosh, they're going to kiss. 414 00:20:45,301 --> 00:20:47,103 I can't take this anymore. 415 00:20:48,071 --> 00:20:49,138 Wait-- 416 00:20:49,238 --> 00:20:51,307 uh, gee-- whoa. 417 00:20:58,414 --> 00:21:00,683 Kelly, check out that old couple. 418 00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:03,019 They keep making weird noises. 419 00:21:05,088 --> 00:21:07,924 Is there anything I can do for you? 420 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:11,194 Do you have anything on the menu for a broken heart? 421 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,931 Oh, we're fine, Kelly. Just a little depressed. 422 00:21:15,031 --> 00:21:17,533 Zack? Jessie? Is that you? 423 00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:20,336 Yeah. We got dressed in disguises 424 00:21:20,436 --> 00:21:22,772 to spy on Jennifer and Slater's date. 425 00:21:22,872 --> 00:21:24,707 That's terrible. What happened? 426 00:21:24,807 --> 00:21:26,976 We left before they started making out. 427 00:21:27,076 --> 00:21:28,344 Oh. 428 00:21:30,179 --> 00:21:32,482 Hey, Kelly. Excuse me, folks. 429 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:33,893 Have you seen Zack and Jessie? 430 00:21:33,989 --> 00:21:35,324 We need to talk to them. 431 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:50,366 You mean you were the two old geezers in the movies? 432 00:21:51,034 --> 00:21:53,269 Look, we apologize for spying. 433 00:21:54,504 --> 00:21:57,407 I realize now the two of you were meant for each other. 434 00:21:57,507 --> 00:22:01,144 No. Jenn and Albert Clifford were meant for each other, 435 00:22:01,277 --> 00:22:02,779 but they grew up. 436 00:22:02,912 --> 00:22:06,649 We found out that Jennifer and A.C. are just friends. 437 00:22:06,883 --> 00:22:08,484 You're my girl. 438 00:22:18,594 --> 00:22:21,297 So... Jennifer. 439 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,033 I guess this kind of makes you available. 440 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,601 Yeah, kind of. 441 00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:27,804 Zack, I was wondering... 442 00:22:28,171 --> 00:22:29,906 do you like Kevin Costner? 443 00:22:31,307 --> 00:22:32,909 [as old woman] Oh, yes, he's great. 444 00:22:33,009 --> 00:22:35,011 He's cooler than Mel Gibson. 445 00:22:35,478 --> 00:22:37,080 Do you know a cute blond guy 446 00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:39,215 who'd like to take me to the movies tomorrow night? 447 00:22:40,016 --> 00:22:42,919 I'm your man if I don't have to wear this girdle. 448 00:22:42,969 --> 00:22:47,519 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31946

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