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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,559 (bell rings) 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,698 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:08,572 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:11,476 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:14,971 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:17,006 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,681 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:23,850 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,815 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:29,693 ? Ridin' low in my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:33,189 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,224 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:43,235 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:55,015 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:57,649 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:57,657 --> 00:01:05,657 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,111 The student council meeting is now in session. 18 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,673 Zack, what's the first order of business? 19 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:25,242 Well, we have a very exciting petition 20 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,811 signed by four nerds, two dorks and a dweeb. 21 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:32,884 I'm the dweeb. 22 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:36,886 Everybody knows that, Franklin. 23 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:40,491 We want Thursday to be an official day of mourning. 24 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,731 Franklin's right. 25 years ago next Thursday, 25 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,638 they canceled "Gilligan's Island." 26 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,302 Somebody should cancel you. 27 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,243 Any other new business? 28 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:54,043 I think Graham has to go to the bathroom. 29 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,674 Yes, Graham? 30 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:59,448 I'd like to introduce all of you to Public Enemy #1. 31 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,750 Hey, he's right here. 32 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,053 The plastic foam cup. 33 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,357 Every time we use one of these in our school we pollute our planet, 34 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,160 because plastic foam cups are not biodegradable. 35 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:14,327 He's right, we need to talk to the administration. 36 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:17,429 No, we need to stop tomorrow's delivery of plastic foam cups. 37 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:19,929 No one's gonna be here. It's "Cut Day," remember? 38 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:21,964 It's the only reason I go to school. 39 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,342 Zack, we need to save the planet. 40 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,676 A planet without Cut Day isn't worth saving. 41 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,412 Zack: Bravo! 42 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:34,320 All right, everybody, I have an important announcement to make. 43 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,119 I know that tomorrow is Cut Day. 44 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,922 - Thanks for reminding us, sir. - Stop by again next year. 45 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:41,087 See ya. 46 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,791 Now there's nothing I can do to stop you, 47 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:47,631 but anyone who does cut will get an unexcused absence, 48 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:51,935 and... 10 unexcused absences means suspension. 49 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:58,537 And somebody here already has nine. 50 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:02,175 Come on, sir. You can't expect me to be here on Cut Day. 51 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,516 Oh, yes I can. I'm going to check on you all day long. 52 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,987 If you're not here, you're suspended. 53 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:14,461 Sense of impending doom. 54 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:17,158 What do you think, Lisa? A little less on the sides, 55 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,188 maybe straighten my curls on top? 56 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:23,102 - What are you talking about, Screech? - Well, tomorrow's Cut Day. 57 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:26,095 You don't get a haircut on Cut Day, you doofus. 58 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,302 You cut school and go to the beach. 59 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,675 How come nobody told me this last year? 60 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,941 I blew the whole day at the barbershop. 61 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,937 What? 62 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,417 This is going to be the best Cut Day ever, Mama. 63 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,681 First we'll start at The Max and after that-- 64 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,678 Hold it, Slater. I want to stay in school tomorrow. 65 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,555 What? You out of your mind? 66 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,549 I want to guarantee the survival of the Earth's environment. 67 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,586 - Can't that wait till Monday? - There's a plastic foam protest 68 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,531 tomorrow and I intend to be part of it. 69 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:57,060 Oh, well. Have fun. I'll be at the beach with my plastic foam boogie board. 70 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,267 - How can you be so irresponsible? - Jessie, lighten up. 71 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:03,641 Missing one protest isn't going to put the Earth on the critical list. 72 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:07,307 You know everything about the environment, except how to enjoy it. 73 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:12,410 If you don't do something about it now, there won't be anything left to enjoy. 74 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,353 Graham, I thought what you said this morning was great. 75 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:18,620 Wait till you see me tomorrow, even if I have to protest alone. 76 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,492 Oh, you won't be alone. I'll be here protesting with you. 77 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:24,361 Really? That's great. Two people can make a difference. 78 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:27,390 All you need is a spark to start a fire. I'll see ya. 79 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,925 Okay. 80 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,200 While you and Graham are out toasting marshmallows, 81 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,503 I'll be having fun with Kelly and Zack. 82 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:36,874 Correction. Zack is going to be here with me. 83 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,072 You? Marching for the environment? 84 00:04:39,078 --> 00:04:43,015 His idea of recycling is trading blondes for brunettes. 85 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,644 No, I'm not marching, Slater. 86 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,246 Belding said if he cuts once more, he's suspended. 87 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:51,656 Aw. Pretty poor Preppie. I'll send you a postcard. 88 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,787 Hey, the King of Cut Day will find a way out. 89 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,161 Your folks will kill you if you get suspended. 90 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:00,189 Give it up, guy. You're spending Cut Day here at Bayside. 91 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,895 Yeah? All right. 92 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:05,030 100 bucks says I'll find a way out and spend Cut Day with you. 93 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:10,272 You're on. 94 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:13,143 All right, let's call the roll. 95 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,740 Adams? 96 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,682 Applegate? 97 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:18,947 Baker? 98 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:23,185 Barnett? 99 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,556 Who cares? 100 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,652 Where did we leave off yesterday? 101 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,721 We were discussing the obvious benefits of a female president. 102 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,755 She's long overdue. 103 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:37,862 Yup, just like a woman. Always late. 104 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:41,705 It's about time the United States caught up with the rest of the world. 105 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:44,143 They've had Margaret Thatcher in England, 106 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:47,704 Indira Gandhi in India-- Golda Meir in Israel. 107 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,342 - What? - Oh-- nothing. 108 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:55,777 I didn't know there was a male brain capable of that kind of thinking. 109 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:58,314 Excuse me, Mrs. Carpenter. I just want to make sure 110 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:01,988 that one of your students is-- Well, good morning, Zack. 111 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:08,731 Yes, that's easy for you to say, sir. They pay you to be here. 112 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:12,433 I have to go now, but I'll be checking on you later, Zack. 113 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,930 - You can count on it. - Zack: Okay. 114 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:19,674 - You're out 100 bucks. - I wouldn't be too sure, Jessie. 115 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:22,512 Zack Morris to the library. 116 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,882 You owe $86 in overdue books 117 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:29,515 and the librarian is shouting in a whisper for her money. 118 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:32,890 All right, Zack. You'd better go. 119 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:38,262 See what happens when you don't cut school? You get in trouble. 120 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,289 Screech: Come on, 'gator. You're mine! 121 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,632 - Take that and that! - Let me have a turn! 122 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,660 This is a man's job, Lisa. Take that! 123 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:46,696 Back in your swamp! 124 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:49,607 - (game beeps) - I got 'em all. 125 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,634 No, you missed one. 126 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,703 Ow. 127 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:57,877 I don't think you understand the rules. 128 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:00,945 Now just let the stick slide through your fingers, okay? 129 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,979 Keep it straight and follow through. 130 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:04,650 - Go ahead. - Okay. 131 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,989 - You got it. - Bull's-eye! 132 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:08,927 You're a terrific teacher, Slater. 133 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,056 You and Jessie must have a blast together. 134 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,362 You kidding? I tried to teach her horseshoes 135 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,460 and she said it was cruelty to animals. 136 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,597 - Come on, let's try this one. - Okay. 137 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,231 You want to take a turn? 138 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:26,611 Oh, no. That's all right. I enjoy teaching. 139 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,343 All right! This has been the best Cut Day yet. 140 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,181 And the most profitable. 141 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:34,210 I feel like I've already got Zack's 100 bucks in my pocket. 142 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,087 - You better check that pocket again. - Both: Zack? 143 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,821 - Hey, how'd you get out? - I had a friend come and get me. 144 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:43,023 Remember, you promised to help support my "Mr. Ed" resolution. 145 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,657 Yes, you have my word, Franklin. 146 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:49,727 Give me my money now, so I can head back to class before Belding catches me. 147 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:52,671 Time out. Wait a second. This is Cut Day not Cut Class. 148 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,004 You don't win the bet unless you show up 149 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:57,102 everywhere we go, all day long. 150 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,442 You want me to sneak out of every single class? 151 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:01,914 If you can't do it, Preppie, then I guess you lose. 152 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:03,746 - Just give me my money now. - No way. 153 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,809 The bet's still on and you're gonna lose. 154 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,843 Wherever you go, I'll be there. 155 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:14,556 All right. Come on, let's go. 156 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,188 10, nine-- I knew he'd cut. 157 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:19,722 I know Zack Morris like the back of my hand. 158 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:21,757 Five, four, 159 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:24,066 three, two... 160 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:27,165 Mr. Belding! What a pleasant surprise. 161 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:30,040 - What brings you to study hall? - Don't get cocky, Zack. 162 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:33,809 - I've got my eye on you. - Sorry, sir, you're not my type. 163 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:41,813 (bell rings) 164 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:45,950 Okay, nobody's here. Free period. Do whatever you want. 165 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:48,154 You were gone a long time. 166 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,528 They must have put it to you at the library. 167 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,624 Oh, get real. I was at The Max. 168 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,260 - You cut? How'd you get-- - Huh-uh-uh. 169 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,760 A great magician never reveals his secrets. 170 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,671 Now, I've got to figure out my next disappearing act. 171 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,199 I gotta paint signs for the rally. 172 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,803 Oh, great idea. Can I help? 173 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,837 Sure. How are you at slogans? 174 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,748 Oh, my specialty. How's this one? 175 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:14,152 "Plastic Foam: the Choice of Idiots." 176 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:17,088 Maybe just a wee bit too intense. 177 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:20,651 Mr. Maloney, can I go to the bathroom? 178 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,788 Aw. 179 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:27,062 All right. Thanks. 180 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,263 Okay, let's see what we got. "Drink Now, Die Later." 181 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,363 "Go Home Plastic Foam"... 182 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:34,271 This one's my favorite. 183 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,799 "It's Time to Wake Up; Drink From a Paper Cup." 184 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:41,975 Protest poetry, I love it. 185 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,006 Why are you so happy? 186 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:47,816 Well, I did a little painting of my own. 187 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:52,087 Oh, tell me he skipped ou-- 188 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,220 Woman over PA: Mr. Belding, your car is being towed. 189 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,856 You parked it in a red zone. 190 00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:02,233 What? I did not park in a red zone! 191 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,830 Guess who painted the curb. 192 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:12,540 (suspenseful music playing) 193 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,570 Want some imported chocolates? 194 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,981 - Where are they from? - Afghanistan. 195 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:20,146 They make the best chocolate-covered grasshoppers in the world. 196 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:23,111 - Grasshoppers! - (gags) 197 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:27,150 How about a beetle? 198 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,562 Oh, look a wing. 199 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,191 You know, Kelly, I am really glad we came here. 200 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:36,134 Jessie wouldn't go to this kind of flick in a million years. 201 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:39,332 I love a good scare. I saw "Revenge of the Zombie Headhunters" 202 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:41,898 - seven times. - I really wanted to see that one, 203 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:45,003 but Jessie wouldn't go because I couldn't convince her 204 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,605 that zombie headhunters were feminists. 205 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,672 (both groan) 206 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:52,674 Uh oh. The creature's starting to ooze. 207 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,710 (creature howls) 208 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,018 (Screech screams) 209 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,856 - Look what you did, Screech. - Hey, don't complain. 210 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:07,859 You got all the ones with butter. 211 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,260 (screams) 212 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,500 - Screech! - Shh! 213 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,339 Hush. It's me. 214 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,437 - What's going on here? - The monster just ate Burbank. 215 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,846 No, I mean between Kelly and Slater. 216 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:28,378 He didn't eat them, Zack. They're fine. 217 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,412 - (clears throat) - Zack. 218 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,653 It was a really scary moment in the movie. 219 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:35,650 Uh-huh. Well, this is a scary moment for you, Slater. 220 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:37,720 I got out again. You're gonna lose. 221 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:41,189 Well, don't be so sure, Preppie. You never know what'll happen. 222 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,066 (growls) 223 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:51,069 No, I guess you never do. 224 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,105 The delivery person will be here any minute, 225 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,549 so we have to block the hall by ourselves. 226 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,985 We can do it. It's not how many of us there are, 227 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,852 it's how much we believe. 228 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,221 I've never met anyone else quite like you. 229 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:08,990 - Is that a compliment? - Yeah, you bet it is. 230 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,020 Hi, guys. (sighs) 231 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,021 Ah ha! Ha ha ha! 232 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,899 This time I caught you. What do you think you're doing? 233 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,926 - Uh... what am I doing? - Uh-huh. 234 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,735 Um... 235 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,403 I'm exercising my right to protest. Yes! Power to the people! 236 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,743 - Right on! Go team, go! - Graham: Hey, there he is! 237 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,772 Both: One, two, three, four, don't use plastic foam no more! 238 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,012 Yeah! Five, six, seven, eight... 239 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:35,010 nine, 10, 11, 12! 240 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,456 All right. You have made your point. 241 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,481 Now, let the man make his delivery. 242 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,756 Mr. Belding, don't you care about our future? 243 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,696 I care about running an orderly school. 244 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,722 If you don't want plastic foam, 245 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:49,258 then present a petition to the school board. 246 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:53,068 Now go to class before I present all three of you with detention. 247 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:56,736 Zack: Hey. 248 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,336 Ah! 249 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,370 - Hey, Jessie-- - Graham, we failed. 250 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,873 No, we didn't. If we convinced even one person 251 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:08,013 then we succeeded. Right, Zack? 252 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:11,786 Graham, you failed. 253 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,056 When you try and save the world and people don't even care-- 254 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,393 You start to think what's the use? 255 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,696 You really understand how I feel, don't you? 256 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,034 Yeah, I do, 'cause I feel the same way. 257 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:30,271 But I keep trying. 258 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,302 What a Cut Day. Some people are ditching classes; 259 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:40,116 some people are ditching each other. 260 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:48,119 (rock music playing) 261 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,707 You're really a hot dancer, Slater. 262 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,515 Oh, thanks. So are you. 263 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,817 - But your shoulders are too hot. - What? 264 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:18,813 They're burning up. Come here let me put some lotion on them. 265 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:22,886 Oh, thanks. 266 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,887 You know, Kelly, this is a new experience for me, 267 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:29,357 spending the whole day with a girl and not getting into a fight. 268 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:33,930 This is the most fun I've had in a long time. 269 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,964 Lisa, my shoulders are getting red too. 270 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,000 Could you put some lotion on them? 271 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:41,275 Why don't I bury you in the sand, then the sun won't bother you? 272 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,578 That's a terrific idea. 273 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:46,574 - Sure you won't mind? - I won't mind a bit. 274 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:51,421 Just wish I had a bulldozer. 275 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,449 Hey, everybody! Let's party! 276 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,427 - All right! - Yeah! 277 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,624 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 278 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,496 Why are you dressed like that? 279 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,796 Let's just say, Ernie the custodian, 280 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,826 well, he's wearing a blond wig 281 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,830 and he's taking my French test. 282 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,706 Gee, Zack, I knew you'd show up. 283 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:13,235 I saved my last box of chocolate-covered grasshoppers for you. 284 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,509 - You're my hero. - Thanks, Screech. 285 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,108 I'll, uh... gosh, I'll eat 'em later. 286 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,142 It's not smart to swim on a full stomach. 287 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:22,348 - You're right. Safety first. - Yup. 288 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,550 All right, Lisa. You can bury me now. 289 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,959 With pleasure. 290 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,225 So, bud, getting ready to pay up? 291 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,028 It's not over yet, bud. 292 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,990 You still have to show up at The Max during last period. 293 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,902 That's no problem. I have Mrs. Culpepper last period. 294 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,305 A herd of elephants could sneak out of her class. 295 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,106 I better go get us some drinks while I still have some cash. 296 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:50,105 I'll be right back. 297 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,346 So, looks like you've been enjoying Cut Day. 298 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,548 I really have. That's the problem. 299 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,682 Why? You're supposed to have fun on Cut Day. 300 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:01,058 But not this much fun. I mean, not with my best friend's boyfriend. 301 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,495 When I think of poor Jessie stuck in school, 302 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,329 while I'm at the beach having a great time with Slater... 303 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,858 I wouldn't feel too sorry for poor Jessie. 304 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,166 Come on, Zack. If the situation was reversed, 305 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:14,606 can you imagine Jessie getting closer to another guy? 306 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,099 Well, you know, if I really force myself, 307 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:22,206 I think I could. 308 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,273 - Here you go, Kelly. - Thanks. 309 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:29,153 - Zack. - Thanks. 310 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,146 - Here you go, Lisa. - Thanks. 311 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:40,157 - You want some soda, Screech? - Screech: Thanks. 312 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:49,367 (belches) 313 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,069 Hi, Mrs. Culpepper. 314 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:57,072 Oh, good afternoon, Zack. 315 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,244 This is too easy. 316 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:04,451 I am touched that everyone showed up on Cut Day. 317 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:11,920 Now, let's travel to Africa. 318 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:16,164 Nigeria is here. 319 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,569 Next to Las Vegas? 320 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,505 I wouldn't bet on it. 321 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:23,806 Mrs. Culpepper! Mrs. Culpepper, congratulations! 322 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,176 We just received this telegram. 323 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:29,375 You have won $2 million in the lottery. 324 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,715 Oh! 325 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,881 - I'm so happy for you. - Oh, I don't care what you think. 326 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,585 Good riddance to you and my lousy salary. 327 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:44,655 I'm out of here. 328 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:49,533 (phone ringing) 329 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,401 Hello. 330 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:55,033 Did Mrs. Culpepper get my telegram yet, Preppie? 331 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,202 Slater. What are you up to? 332 00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,474 You'll see, 'cause if I know Belding... 333 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,176 All right, put that phone away, Zack. 334 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,140 You are finishing the day right here at school 335 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,882 and I am staying here with you, to keep you company. 336 00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:10,981 The rest of you may go. 337 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:15,723 Gotcha, Preppie. 338 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,753 This does not look good. 339 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,461 You know, Zack, I will be glad when this day is over. 340 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:26,166 I've been so busy keeping an eye on you I forgot to have lunch. 341 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:28,196 Thank you, Lord. 342 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,733 Sir, I happen to have some candy here. 343 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,041 Would you like a piece? 344 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,071 That is very thoughtful. Thank you, Zack. 345 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:43,386 Yes, I would like some. 346 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,984 Oh, thank you. 347 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,017 Mmm... good. 348 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,053 Yeah, they're imported. 349 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,054 - It's crunchy. - Yeah. 350 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,797 But it doesn't really taste like nuts. What is it, exactly? 351 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,237 It's chocolate-covered grasshoppers. 352 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,263 (laughs) 353 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,469 (gulps) 354 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:11,475 And the crunchy part's the thorax. (laughs) 355 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,681 - Have you seen Belding? - He just ran by here in a panic. 356 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,622 - What's wrong? - He has a stomach bug. 357 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,819 - Off to The Max. Bye. - We'll see you there. 358 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,190 Okay. Not okay! 359 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,652 If Jessie sees Slater with Kelly and Slater sees Jessie with Graham, 360 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,859 Cut Day becomes Kill Day. 361 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:30,028 Um-- Jessie, you can't go to The Max right now. 362 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,730 Why not? 363 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,502 Because you guys were gonna save the world today. 364 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,635 We tried. Now we're gonna take the rest of the day off. 365 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,635 Why don't you go to the beach? It's sunnier than The Max. 366 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,808 Too much sun is bad for you, Zack. 367 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,749 Stay out of this, paleface. 368 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,412 - Let's go, Jess. - No, no! Jessie, Jessie! 369 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:50,616 - You don't understand-- - Zack Morris! 370 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,750 Trying to cut at the last minute, huh? 371 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,352 Sir, you misjudge me. 372 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,853 I was just coming to see if you were all right. I was concerned. 373 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,128 Whoa-- oh, no. 374 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,000 I appreciate your concern. I'm all right now. 375 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,334 I'm just a little weak. 376 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:09,638 Then you should eat, sir. Would you like another piece of candy? 377 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,372 - (groans) - No, don't worry. 378 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:16,109 It's not chocolate and it's no grasshopper. 379 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:19,278 All right, thanks, Zack. Thanks. 380 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:22,811 - Hard to get, huh? - I got it, thank you. 381 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,688 - Mmm. - Mmm. Yeah. 382 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,785 - This is great! - Yeah? 383 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,490 - What is it? - Well, it's a caramel caterpillar. 384 00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:34,922 Have another? 385 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:39,632 Hope I can beat Jessie to The Max. 386 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:43,472 At the tone the time will be-- beep-- 3:30. 387 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,934 Zack owes me 100 smackers. 388 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,936 - Yo, Slater! - Too late, Preppie. 389 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,972 - Is Jessie already here? - Jessie? 390 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,452 What's Jessie got to do with it? You just lost a bet. 391 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,887 Let's go to the bank right now and get your money. 392 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,652 What's the rush? 393 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,988 - (Jessie laughing) - Jessie? 394 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,824 - Slater? - Hi. 395 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:05,058 Hi. I think we need to talk. 396 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,498 - Yeah, maybe we do. - Oh, no you don't! 397 00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:10,628 Come on, everybody, let's dance. Slater you can dance with me. 398 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:15,574 - Let's sit here. - (Zack groans) 399 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:18,737 Brace yourself, guys. You're about to see some fireworks. 400 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:22,305 Look, Slater, we went the whole day without seeing each other. 401 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,339 I don't know how you feel, 402 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:27,080 but I enjoyed spending time with someone else. 403 00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:29,850 - You mean Graham? - Yes. 404 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:33,382 Look, it's been great going steady, but we do fight a lot. 405 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:37,192 Maybe it would be better if we started to see other people. 406 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,858 Yeah, that is a good idea. 407 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:43,028 - Now, don't take this too hard. - I'm not. 408 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,060 Time will heal your pain. 409 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,438 No, Jessie, I think seeing other people is a great idea. 410 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,602 - What? - I feel the same way you do. 411 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,839 In fact, I had a great time with Kelly today. 412 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,610 Kelly! You cheated on me with my friend? 413 00:21:55,614 --> 00:22:00,176 I told you. Here it comes. "Feminist eats Tokyo." 414 00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,779 Look, I didn't cheat on you. I just had a fun day 415 00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,779 with a girl without arguing. 416 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:07,521 Why don't you just keep going out with other girls? 417 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:10,052 I will-- and you'll go out with other guys. 418 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:16,263 We already said that, remember? Come on, it was your idea. 419 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,566 Look, they're laughing together. 420 00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,470 I've never seen that before. 421 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,498 Man, I thought they were going to tear each other's eyes out. 422 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,500 Come on, Zack, that only happens in zombie movies. 423 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:29,173 Guys, we want you to be the first to know. 424 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,843 Slater and I have decided to date other people. 425 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,285 But you were so happy together... 426 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,415 every now and then. 427 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:40,050 Don't worry. Jessie and I are still gonna go out... 428 00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:48,058 whenever we feel the need for a good fight. 429 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,855 (instrumental theme music plays) 430 00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:58,455 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33818

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