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(bell rings)
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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Belding: All right,
let's go people.
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Find a seat.
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You too, Slater.
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- What's up guys?
- Hey, Slater.
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Here's the latest
Bayside survey.
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98% of the students
favor two days of school
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and a five-day weekend.
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- Right, guys?
- (applause)
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And now the results
of the principal popularity poll.
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Whoops.
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As you can see,
it's heading straight for China.
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Zack, sit down.
You're ticking him off.
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Wait. What about
classes on the beach? Huh?
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Just sit.
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Now, before we
continue our assembly,
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our principal has
a special announcement.
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Let's hear it for Mr. Belding.
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You're winning in the back, sir.
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Thank you, Jessie.
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Listen up, everybody,
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because two weeks from tonight,
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we are holding the annual
Miss Bayside Beauty Pageant.
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(cheering)
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Swimsuit, swimsuit!
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(chanting)
Swimsuit, swimsuit...
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All right, all right, all right.
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The lucky winner will then go on
to compete for the title of...
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Miss High School California!
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A beauty pageant?
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What a stupid,
sexist waste of time!
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Not if you're
in a teeny bikini, Mama!
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I can't believe it.
A woman ran for Vice President,
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a woman sits on
the Supreme Court,
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and Belding still wants us
parading around in bathing suits.
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But Jessie,
when those women go swimming,
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don't they wear
bathing suits too?
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Ooh!
Let's see you counter that one.
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Kelly, we're human beings,
not sex objects.
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I just don't want to be judged
on my measurements.
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Why not? You've got
some great ones.
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Yeah!
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Every beauty pageant takes us
one step backwards
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in our war against sexism.
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You can take me prisoner
in that war anytime, baby.
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Jessie does have a point.
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Yeah. I was going to enter,
but after listening to you, I won't.
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Oh, great. This is going to be
some beauty pageant. Woof woof.
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Kelly, why don't you,
Lisa and I form a picket line?
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- Not me, girl. I'm entering.
- Why?
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Because I want to be
Miss High School California.
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- It's fun being pretty.
- You are hopeless.
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Come on, Kelly.
Let's go make picket signs.
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How about some with pretty pink
letters and cute little hearts?
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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Lisa, you are one lucky girl.
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Now that Kelly's out of the pageant,
I'm throwing my support to you.
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Big deal.
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For your information, Slater,
I happen to be an expert.
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I've got videotapes
of every beauty pageant
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from Miss Universe
to Miss U-Haul.
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And I'd be happy
to offer my services.
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Thanks.
But no thanks.
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Yeah, well, I tell you,
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she's going
to regret refusing my offer.
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Oh, come on, Preppie.
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You know as much
about beauty pageants
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as I know about
wearing pantyhose.
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Oh yeah? I bet you
I could take anyone
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and make them
the next Miss Bayside.
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All right, it's a bet.
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50 bucks.
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And since you said you could
take anyone,
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I get to pick the contestant.
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- You got it.
- Deal.
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Let me see here.
Hmm...
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Too cute.
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Too sweet.
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Hi, guys!
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Too perfect.
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- Screech?
- Hey, Zack,
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wanna see me drink
a milkshake through my nose?
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I bet no one'll beat him
in the talent contest.
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Hey, who drank my root beer?
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(burps)
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Sorry, Zack.
Potato chips make me thirsty.
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Screech, I have something
very important to tell you.
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ALF flew back to Melmac?
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No.
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The next Miss Bayside
is right here in this room.
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Kevin!
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- I'm so happy for you.
- Me?
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Not Kevin.
You, you doofus.
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Zack, I thought you
knew this already, but I'm a guy.
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It doesn't matter.
The rules don't say anything
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about Miss Bayside
having to be a girl.
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Let me see those.
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I'll need my glasses.
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Okay, let's see here...
(mutters)
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Bing! He's right, boss,
you can enter.
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But do something
about your hair.
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But I don't want to enter, Zack.
No one would vote for me.
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That's because the other kids
don't know the real you.
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They don't realize
all your wonderful qualities.
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- I have some?
- Yeah.
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You're full of them.
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You'll go where no man
has ever gone before.
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Okay. But I have
to be home before dark.
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Sisters! Don't sign up
for the beauty pageant.
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Let Belding know
we're united against him.
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Yeah!
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Kelly, show some
more enthusiasm.
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Right. Okay.
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Belding is a sexist!
Rah, rah, rah!
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On second thought,
just carry the sign, okay?
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Hi, Jessie, Kelly.
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Nice signs.
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They would've been
prettier in pink.
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We don't talk to traitors.
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Hi, guys. I just entered
the beauty pageant.
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- Wish me luck.
- Lisa, you had your chance.
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Now I'm backing
a better contestant.
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- Who?
- Screech.
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(laughs)
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(low)
"Ban Miss Bayside." Huh.
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Zack, are Jessie and Kelly
still out there with those signs?
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- Still there, sir.
- Don't worry, sir,
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I don't think you're a pig.
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Sir, can I please have
an entry form for the pageant?
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Oh, great. Now I suppose
you want to enter.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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- I'm entering Screech.
- Are you crazy?
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You can't enter a man.
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I'm not entering a man.
I'm entering Screech.
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I'm sorry but this contest
is only for women.
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Why? Why should women be
the only ones put on parade?
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I think it's a great idea to enter
a man in the pageant.
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It makes a statement.
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Oh, you want a statement?
Well, here's a statement:
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"No way, Jos�!"
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Now I'll never be beauty queen.
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- Hold it!
- Hold it!
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If you don't let Screech in,
you're discriminating against men.
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They'll just join us
in the picket line.
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Yeah. I'll get you 20 good men
by lunch, Jessie.
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I can deliver three geeks
and a nerd.
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Wait a minute now. Let's not
let this thing get out of hand here.
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Jessie, if I let this...
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contestant enter the pageant,
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will you stop your protesting?
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Well...
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a man in a beauty contest
would be a big step forward.
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All right. Let Screech enter
and I'll call off the protest.
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Okay.
Sign up.
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Mom will be so proud.
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I don't believe this.
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Screech is making a mockery
out of the pageant.
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No, Lisa. This is the first time
the pageant hasn't been a mockery.
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People should vote
for the inner person.
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Give me a break.
It's easy for you to talk.
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You're not in the contest.
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I'd feel the same way
if I were in it.
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No, you'd feel ridiculous
competing against Screech.
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No, she wouldn't.
I bet Jessie would be proud
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to be part of an event that treats
men and women equally.
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- Right, Jessie?
- Well, yeah. I suppose so.
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- Then why don't you enter?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, show off
your inner person.
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All right, I will.
I'm in.
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Right. Way to go, Mama.
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I mean, Ms. Mama.
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- Jessie what?
- I saw it with my own two eyes.
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She entered the beauty pageant.
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She thinks she's got the prettiest
"inner person" in the school.
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Let's see if her inner person
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can match my outer person
in a bikini.
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Ooh. Does that mean you're going
to give her some competition?
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- You're darn right I am.
- Great.
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Having a beauty contest
without you, Kelly,
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is like having snap and crackle
without the pop.
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Hey, guys.
What's up?
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Nothing much, except that the Miss
Bayside has become a real contest
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now that Jessie
and Kelly are in.
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00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,545
What?
Kelly, you're in?
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Yeah, and don't feel bad
about backing Screech instead of me.
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- No hard feelings?
- Of course not.
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And until the pageant is over,
no more dates.
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Kelly.
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Could you hand me
my towel, please?
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Sure.
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What does that mean?
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It means you're a hypocrite!
Talking me out of the pageant,
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and then you
entering it yourself!
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Excuse me, but I'm in because
the politics behind it changed.
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But I wouldn't expect
you to grasp that.
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Your understanding of politics
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is limited to who won the election
on "Sesame Street."
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Can you believe this snob?
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00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,566
I can't believe you,
Kelly-come-lately!
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Me?
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It's not enough for you to be
Homecoming Queen,
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you have to butt into the pageant
to upstage me!
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I've got news for you.
This is one beauty pageant
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you are not gonna win.
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It is not a beauty contest anymore.
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That's right, you entered it!
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- Watch it, cheerleader!
- Watch it, egghead!
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(all shouting)
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Hey, hey, hey.
Wait a minute.
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00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,294
What are we getting
so upset for?
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We are up against Screech.
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(laughing)
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All right, rehearsals
for the talent competition.
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Let's go.
Come on, everybody.
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Jeannie Tyler, you're up first.
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00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,412
(marching music plays)
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(music stops)
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(piano playing)
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(violin plays)
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The caterpillar emerges
from a cocoon
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00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,540
and takes
a look at her new body.
237
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,574
Now she is a butterfly.
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00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,916
Now she has wings,
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00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,548
and now she can fly!
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00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,957
Screech's chances
look better than ever.
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00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,024
Just wait till
you hear Kelly sing.
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She's got a voice like a bird.
Watch.
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(piano plays)
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(off-key singing)
? Blue moon ?
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00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:37,180
? You saw me
standing alone ?
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? Without a dream
in my heart ?
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? Without a love
of my own ?
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(piano stops)
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I didn't say what bird.
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Ooh.
251
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,335
Okay, next...
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The Great Screechini.
253
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(music plays)
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Thank you, Zack.
255
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
to the wonderful world of magic.
256
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,381
And now allow me to present
my wonderful assistant, Kevin.
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00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,980
Kevin, you're all dressed up.
258
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,995
I've got a date
with Robocop's kid sister.
259
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,162
I'll do the jokes.
260
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,361
Hey, boss, I've got to blow my nose
and I don't have a handkerchief.
261
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,564
- Can I borrow yours?
- This is very unprofessional.
262
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,035
You'd better hurry it up!
I feel a sneezing fit coming on.
263
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,009
Ah-ah...
264
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,241
ah-ah-tchoo!
265
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,748
Gesundheit!
266
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,910
Make that check
payable to Zachary--
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00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,215
We'll see about that, Preppie.
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00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,352
(fast rhythm playing)
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00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,578
What are you doing?
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If a guy is going
to win this pageant,
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00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,278
it's going to be me!
272
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,309
I'm in, Preppie.
273
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,022
Face it, Zack,
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00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,624
now that Slater's entered,
I don't stand a chance.
275
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,658
You're wrong, Screech.
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00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,602
Take away his looks, his muscles
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00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,367
and his smile, and what's left?
278
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:41,635
Me?
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00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,206
Slater never would have entered
this contest if it weren't for you.
280
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:49,112
Are you going to sit back and let
him steal the credit you deserve?
281
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,139
Well, what can I do?
282
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,017
Get back in there and fight.
283
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,749
- Oww!
- Oops.
284
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,121
Sorry, boss.
I think I gave you a shiner.
285
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,597
Oh, no.
Look at my eye.
286
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,567
I'll never win
the beauty pageant now.
287
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,593
Oh yeah?
288
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,799
That's what you think.
289
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,306
Hey, guys. Did you hear about
Slater and Screech?
290
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,278
Yeah, they both did great
at the talent rehearsal.
291
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,010
Oh, no. That's old news.
I mean Screech's black eye.
292
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,040
Slater gave Screech a black eye?
293
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,645
You're kidding!
Slater gave Screech a black eye?
294
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,816
Did you hear what Slater did
to Screech last night?
295
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:31,847
- What?
- What?
296
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,985
Slater dropped Screech
off the roof of the school!
297
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,619
- No kidding!
- No kidding!
298
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,425
Did you hear Screech was
in surgery for eight hours?
299
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,455
I know. He's still
in intensive care.
300
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,265
AC Slater should be locked up.
301
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,737
Did you hear Screech
is on life-support?
302
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,068
Yeah, but the brave little guy
303
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,733
still wants to compete
in the pageant.
304
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,970
If the hospital
lets him out on time.
305
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,172
Both: Wow!
306
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,947
Thank you.
307
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,508
And now, continuing with
our swimsuit competition.
308
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,885
Next up is Jeannie Tyler.
309
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,250
Thank you, Jeannie.
310
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:11,229
Our next contestant
is Kelly Kapowski.
311
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,692
Kelly's our head cheerleader.
312
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,604
She's used to leading cheers,
but now she's receiving them.
313
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,799
Thanks, Kelly.
314
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,303
Our next contestant
is Jessie Spano.
315
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,748
Where is your swimsuit, Jessie?
316
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,257
I don't believe a woman should be
displayed like a side of beef.
317
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,560
However, I am wearing
a swimsuit underneath,
318
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,858
and for those of you who
enjoy that sort of thing,
319
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,887
it's blue
with pink stripes, okay?
320
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:54,066
Next a different look
for this year's competition --
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00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,097
AC Slater!
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00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,726
Gee, I wonder why
they don't like him?
323
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,053
Okay.
324
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,294
Thank you very much, AC Slater.
325
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,373
Next, Samuel Powers,
326
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,967
better known to all
of you as Screech!
327
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,479
(applause)
328
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,780
I think they like him.
329
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,751
All right, now for our finalists
in the Miss Bayside Pageant.
330
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,956
The winner will
go on to Sacramento
331
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,989
to compete for the title
of Miss High School California.
332
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,025
- Each girl--
- Ahem.
333
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,970
Or guy, will answer one question
334
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,600
and give her, or his, answer.
335
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,906
Are you ready, Jeannie Tyler?
336
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,906
Yes.
That was an easy question.
337
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,244
Well, thank you, Jeannie.
338
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,916
Next, Kelly Kapowski.
339
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,998
Kelly, "What do you think
we can do
340
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,934
to make this a more
peaceful world?"
341
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,131
I don't think it's enough
to believe in peace.
342
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,833
You have to cheer it along.
Like...
343
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,673
gimme a P-E-A-C-E!
344
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:41,078
P-E-A-C-E!
Yay, peace!
345
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,010
Thank you, Kelly.
346
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,042
Next, Lisa Turtle.
347
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,459
"Do you think beauty pageants
are out of touch
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00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,893
with today's
changing woman?"
349
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,057
No, I don't. I think beauty
should be appreciated
350
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,931
wherever you can find it.
There are so many terrible things
351
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,959
in the world today, why not have
a pageant that makes you feel good?
352
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,369
Thank you, Lisa.
353
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,241
And now, for our final
contestant for Miss Bayside,
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00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:16,146
Miss...ter
Samuel Powers.
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00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,780
All right.
356
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,880
"What have you learned
from competing
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00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,085
in the Miss Bayside
Pageant?"
358
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:33,060
Well, I've learned that every
geek can have his day.
359
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,625
Tonight, hundreds of my
fellow students cheered for me.
360
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,864
I never felt so
proud in my life.
361
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,065
But it's time for me to stop
thinking about myself.
362
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,268
I don't like this.
363
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,800
If you choose me,
there's no way Miss Bayside
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00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,142
could possibly win
Miss High School California.
365
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:50,274
I mean any of these girls
would be better.
366
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:55,117
So please, don't vote for me.
367
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,953
Now that's inner beauty.
368
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,485
Don't listen to him,
he's still on medication!
369
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,532
All right, this is
the big moment.
370
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,557
Good luck, everyone.
371
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,869
The new Miss Bayside is...
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00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,240
the lovely, the beautiful...
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00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,877
Screech!
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00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,844
I don't believe it.
375
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,119
I've lost
to a teenage mutant dork?
376
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:40,524
Okay, well, here you go.
Here's your 50 bucks.
377
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,263
Keep your money.
It wasn't a fair fight.
378
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,431
I started a rumor that you
gave Screech that black eye.
379
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:50,102
What? So that's why no one
cheered for me then.
380
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,338
You wouldn't have won
anyway. Besides,
381
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:55,780
have you ever seen a more
beautiful Miss Bayside than that?
382
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,613
Never.
383
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:03,779
? Say, isn't she--
he charming? ?
384
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:09,057
? Isn't he a pearl? ?
385
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:13,531
? Lovely, disarming ?
386
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:17,696
? Not even a girl ?
387
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:22,139
? He's bursting
with beauty ?
388
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:26,975
? And now it's my duty ?
389
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:31,313
? To present to you with pride ?
390
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:40,816
? The very first
Mister Miss Bayside! ?
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00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,597
(instrumental theme music plays)
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