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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,533 (bell rings) 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,698 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,572 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,476 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,971 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,006 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,712 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,850 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,826 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,693 ? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:33,189 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,224 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,795 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,015 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,649 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:03,095 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,403 Belding: All right, let's go people. 18 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:11,905 Find a seat. 19 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:14,465 You too, Slater. 20 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:17,808 - What's up guys? - Hey, Slater. 21 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:19,835 Here's the latest Bayside survey. 22 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,349 98% of the students favor two days of school 23 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:23,747 and a five-day weekend. 24 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,412 - Right, guys? - (applause) 25 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:32,356 And now the results of the principal popularity poll. 26 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:36,052 Whoops. 27 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:42,333 As you can see, it's heading straight for China. 28 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:47,037 Zack, sit down. You're ticking him off. 29 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,065 Wait. What about classes on the beach? Huh? 30 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,601 Just sit. 31 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,613 Now, before we continue our assembly, 32 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,672 our principal has a special announcement. 33 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,775 Let's hear it for Mr. Belding. 34 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,150 You're winning in the back, sir. 35 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,914 Thank you, Jessie. 36 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,722 Listen up, everybody, 37 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,926 because two weeks from tonight, 38 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,231 we are holding the annual Miss Bayside Beauty Pageant. 39 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,634 (cheering) 40 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:21,636 Swimsuit, swimsuit! 41 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,837 (chanting) Swimsuit, swimsuit... 42 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,539 All right, all right, all right. 43 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,641 The lucky winner will then go on to compete for the title of... 44 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,674 Miss High School California! 45 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,013 A beauty pageant? 46 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:40,152 What a stupid, sexist waste of time! 47 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:42,662 Not if you're in a teeny bikini, Mama! 48 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:48,299 I can't believe it. A woman ran for Vice President, 49 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,928 a woman sits on the Supreme Court, 50 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,564 and Belding still wants us parading around in bathing suits. 51 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,597 But Jessie, when those women go swimming, 52 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,166 don't they wear bathing suits too? 53 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,836 Ooh! Let's see you counter that one. 54 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,609 Kelly, we're human beings, not sex objects. 55 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,809 I just don't want to be judged on my measurements. 56 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,977 Why not? You've got some great ones. 57 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,543 Yeah! 58 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,815 Every beauty pageant takes us one step backwards 59 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,019 in our war against sexism. 60 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:16,325 You can take me prisoner in that war anytime, baby. 61 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,991 Jessie does have a point. 62 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,662 Yeah. I was going to enter, but after listening to you, I won't. 63 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:26,264 Oh, great. This is going to be some beauty pageant. Woof woof. 64 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:29,071 Kelly, why don't you, Lisa and I form a picket line? 65 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:31,373 - Not me, girl. I'm entering. - Why? 66 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,675 Because I want to be Miss High School California. 67 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,206 - It's fun being pretty. - You are hopeless. 68 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,149 Come on, Kelly. Let's go make picket signs. 69 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:41,553 How about some with pretty pink letters and cute little hearts? 70 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,218 - See ya. - Bye. 71 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,722 Lisa, you are one lucky girl. 72 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,697 Now that Kelly's out of the pageant, I'm throwing my support to you. 73 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,826 Big deal. 74 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,234 For your information, Slater, I happen to be an expert. 75 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:58,260 I've got videotapes of every beauty pageant 76 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,865 from Miss Universe to Miss U-Haul. 77 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,308 And I'd be happy to offer my services. 78 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,471 Thanks. But no thanks. 79 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,610 Yeah, well, I tell you, 80 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,482 she's going to regret refusing my offer. 81 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,044 Oh, come on, Preppie. 82 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,078 You know as much about beauty pageants 83 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,148 as I know about wearing pantyhose. 84 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:21,388 Oh yeah? I bet you I could take anyone 85 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,362 and make them the next Miss Bayside. 86 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,156 All right, it's a bet. 87 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,190 50 bucks. 88 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,135 And since you said you could take anyone, 89 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,729 I get to pick the contestant. 90 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,503 - You got it. - Deal. 91 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:38,034 Let me see here. Hmm... 92 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,739 Too cute. 93 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,178 Too sweet. 94 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,681 Hi, guys! 95 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:55,661 Too perfect. 96 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:58,596 - Screech? - Hey, Zack, 97 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,623 wanna see me drink a milkshake through my nose? 98 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:05,304 I bet no one'll beat him in the talent contest. 99 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,002 Hey, who drank my root beer? 100 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,034 (burps) 101 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:16,472 Sorry, Zack. Potato chips make me thirsty. 102 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:19,247 Screech, I have something very important to tell you. 103 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:22,517 ALF flew back to Melmac? 104 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,547 No. 105 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:27,424 The next Miss Bayside is right here in this room. 106 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,256 Kevin! 107 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:37,794 - I'm so happy for you. - Me? 108 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,864 Not Kevin. You, you doofus. 109 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:44,775 Zack, I thought you knew this already, but I'm a guy. 110 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:47,109 It doesn't matter. The rules don't say anything 111 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:49,138 about Miss Bayside having to be a girl. 112 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,616 Let me see those. 113 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,276 I'll need my glasses. 114 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,852 Okay, let's see here... (mutters) 115 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,626 Bing! He's right, boss, you can enter. 116 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,689 But do something about your hair. 117 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,734 But I don't want to enter, Zack. No one would vote for me. 118 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:15,537 That's because the other kids don't know the real you. 119 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:19,102 They don't realize all your wonderful qualities. 120 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,136 - I have some? - Yeah. 121 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,172 You're full of them. 122 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,709 You'll go where no man has ever gone before. 123 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,985 Okay. But I have to be home before dark. 124 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,291 Sisters! Don't sign up for the beauty pageant. 125 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,565 Let Belding know we're united against him. 126 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:45,662 Yeah! 127 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:50,076 Kelly, show some more enthusiasm. 128 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,976 Right. Okay. 129 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,515 Belding is a sexist! Rah, rah, rah! 130 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:04,821 On second thought, just carry the sign, okay? 131 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,225 Hi, Jessie, Kelly. 132 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,819 Nice signs. 133 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,626 They would've been prettier in pink. 134 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,098 We don't talk to traitors. 135 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:18,169 Hi, guys. I just entered the beauty pageant. 136 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,571 - Wish me luck. - Lisa, you had your chance. 137 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,598 Now I'm backing a better contestant. 138 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:24,667 - Who? - Screech. 139 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:26,201 (laughs) 140 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,881 (low) "Ban Miss Bayside." Huh. 141 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:42,522 Zack, are Jessie and Kelly still out there with those signs? 142 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,360 - Still there, sir. - Don't worry, sir, 143 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,728 I don't think you're a pig. 144 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,935 Sir, can I please have an entry form for the pageant? 145 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,940 Oh, great. Now I suppose you want to enter. 146 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,964 Don't be ridiculous. 147 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:57,636 - I'm entering Screech. - Are you crazy? 148 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,270 You can't enter a man. 149 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,976 I'm not entering a man. I'm entering Screech. 150 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,986 I'm sorry but this contest is only for women. 151 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,011 Why? Why should women be the only ones put on parade? 152 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:11,547 I think it's a great idea to enter a man in the pageant. 153 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,582 It makes a statement. 154 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,856 Oh, you want a statement? Well, here's a statement: 155 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,091 "No way, Jos�!" 156 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,657 Now I'll never be beauty queen. 157 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,327 - Hold it! - Hold it! 158 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:25,304 If you don't let Screech in, you're discriminating against men. 159 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,329 They'll just join us in the picket line. 160 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,935 Yeah. I'll get you 20 good men by lunch, Jessie. 161 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,173 I can deliver three geeks and a nerd. 162 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:38,111 Wait a minute now. Let's not let this thing get out of hand here. 163 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:41,246 Jessie, if I let this... 164 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:42,914 contestant enter the pageant, 165 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,947 will you stop your protesting? 166 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:46,983 Well... 167 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,792 a man in a beauty contest would be a big step forward. 168 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,864 All right. Let Screech enter and I'll call off the protest. 169 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,666 Okay. Sign up. 170 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,263 Mom will be so proud. 171 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,111 I don't believe this. 172 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,707 Screech is making a mockery out of the pageant. 173 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:12,514 No, Lisa. This is the first time the pageant hasn't been a mockery. 174 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,646 People should vote for the inner person. 175 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:17,088 Give me a break. It's easy for you to talk. 176 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,557 You're not in the contest. 177 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,923 I'd feel the same way if I were in it. 178 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,793 No, you'd feel ridiculous competing against Screech. 179 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:27,164 No, she wouldn't. I bet Jessie would be proud 180 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,135 to be part of an event that treats men and women equally. 181 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,265 - Right, Jessie? - Well, yeah. I suppose so. 182 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,775 - Then why don't you enter? - Yeah. 183 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,176 Yeah, show off your inner person. 184 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,307 All right, I will. I'm in. 185 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,645 Right. Way to go, Mama. 186 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,844 I mean, Ms. Mama. 187 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,852 - Jessie what? - I saw it with my own two eyes. 188 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,917 She entered the beauty pageant. 189 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:58,090 She thinks she's got the prettiest "inner person" in the school. 190 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,724 Let's see if her inner person 191 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,757 can match my outer person in a bikini. 192 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,395 Ooh. Does that mean you're going to give her some competition? 193 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,428 - You're darn right I am. - Great. 194 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,464 Having a beauty contest without you, Kelly, 195 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,943 is like having snap and crackle without the pop. 196 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,414 Hey, guys. What's up? 197 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:18,315 Nothing much, except that the Miss Bayside has become a real contest 198 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,978 now that Jessie and Kelly are in. 199 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,545 What? Kelly, you're in? 200 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,854 Yeah, and don't feel bad about backing Screech instead of me. 201 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:28,156 - No hard feelings? - Of course not. 202 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,720 And until the pageant is over, no more dates. 203 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,237 Kelly. 204 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,268 Could you hand me my towel, please? 205 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,212 Sure. 206 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,286 What does that mean? 207 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,913 It means you're a hypocrite! Talking me out of the pageant, 208 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,787 and then you entering it yourself! 209 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:01,454 Excuse me, but I'm in because the politics behind it changed. 210 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,156 But I wouldn't expect you to grasp that. 211 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,790 Your understanding of politics 212 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,132 is limited to who won the election on "Sesame Street." 213 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,394 Can you believe this snob? 214 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,566 I can't believe you, Kelly-come-lately! 215 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:15,597 Me? 216 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,906 It's not enough for you to be Homecoming Queen, 217 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,878 you have to butt into the pageant to upstage me! 218 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,439 I've got news for you. This is one beauty pageant 219 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,881 you are not gonna win. 220 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,851 It is not a beauty contest anymore. 221 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,289 That's right, you entered it! 222 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,685 - Watch it, cheerleader! - Watch it, egghead! 223 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,560 (all shouting) 224 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,157 Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute. 225 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,294 What are we getting so upset for? 226 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,929 We are up against Screech. 227 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,773 (laughing) 228 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,170 All right, rehearsals for the talent competition. 229 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,773 Let's go. Come on, everybody. 230 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,078 Jeannie Tyler, you're up first. 231 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,412 (marching music plays) 232 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,964 (music stops) 233 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,301 (piano playing) 234 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,904 (violin plays) 235 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,401 The caterpillar emerges from a cocoon 236 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,540 and takes a look at her new body. 237 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,574 Now she is a butterfly. 238 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,916 Now she has wings, 239 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,548 and now she can fly! 240 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,957 Screech's chances look better than ever. 241 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,024 Just wait till you hear Kelly sing. 242 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,867 She's got a voice like a bird. Watch. 243 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,064 (piano plays) 244 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,313 (off-key singing) ? Blue moon ? 245 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:37,180 ? You saw me standing alone ? 246 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:41,016 ? Without a dream in my heart ? 247 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:45,218 ? Without a love of my own ? 248 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,625 (piano stops) 249 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,725 I didn't say what bird. 250 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,930 Ooh. 251 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,335 Okay, next... 252 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,362 The Great Screechini. 253 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,397 (music plays) 254 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,601 Thank you, Zack. 255 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:10,105 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the wonderful world of magic. 256 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,381 And now allow me to present my wonderful assistant, Kevin. 257 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,980 Kevin, you're all dressed up. 258 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,995 I've got a date with Robocop's kid sister. 259 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,162 I'll do the jokes. 260 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,361 Hey, boss, I've got to blow my nose and I don't have a handkerchief. 261 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,564 - Can I borrow yours? - This is very unprofessional. 262 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,035 You'd better hurry it up! I feel a sneezing fit coming on. 263 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,009 Ah-ah... 264 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,241 ah-ah-tchoo! 265 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,748 Gesundheit! 266 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,910 Make that check payable to Zachary-- 267 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,215 We'll see about that, Preppie. 268 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,352 (fast rhythm playing) 269 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,578 What are you doing? 270 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,084 If a guy is going to win this pageant, 271 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,278 it's going to be me! 272 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,309 I'm in, Preppie. 273 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,022 Face it, Zack, 274 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,624 now that Slater's entered, I don't stand a chance. 275 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,658 You're wrong, Screech. 276 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,602 Take away his looks, his muscles 277 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,367 and his smile, and what's left? 278 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:41,635 Me? 279 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,206 Slater never would have entered this contest if it weren't for you. 280 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:49,112 Are you going to sit back and let him steal the credit you deserve? 281 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,139 Well, what can I do? 282 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,017 Get back in there and fight. 283 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,749 - Oww! - Oops. 284 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,121 Sorry, boss. I think I gave you a shiner. 285 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,597 Oh, no. Look at my eye. 286 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,567 I'll never win the beauty pageant now. 287 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,593 Oh yeah? 288 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,799 That's what you think. 289 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,306 Hey, guys. Did you hear about Slater and Screech? 290 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,278 Yeah, they both did great at the talent rehearsal. 291 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,010 Oh, no. That's old news. I mean Screech's black eye. 292 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,040 Slater gave Screech a black eye? 293 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,645 You're kidding! Slater gave Screech a black eye? 294 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,816 Did you hear what Slater did to Screech last night? 295 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:31,847 - What? - What? 296 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,985 Slater dropped Screech off the roof of the school! 297 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,619 - No kidding! - No kidding! 298 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,425 Did you hear Screech was in surgery for eight hours? 299 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,455 I know. He's still in intensive care. 300 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,265 AC Slater should be locked up. 301 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,737 Did you hear Screech is on life-support? 302 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,068 Yeah, but the brave little guy 303 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,733 still wants to compete in the pageant. 304 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,970 If the hospital lets him out on time. 305 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,172 Both: Wow! 306 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,947 Thank you. 307 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,508 And now, continuing with our swimsuit competition. 308 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,885 Next up is Jeannie Tyler. 309 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,250 Thank you, Jeannie. 310 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:11,229 Our next contestant is Kelly Kapowski. 311 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,692 Kelly's our head cheerleader. 312 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,604 She's used to leading cheers, but now she's receiving them. 313 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,799 Thanks, Kelly. 314 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,303 Our next contestant is Jessie Spano. 315 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,748 Where is your swimsuit, Jessie? 316 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,257 I don't believe a woman should be displayed like a side of beef. 317 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,560 However, I am wearing a swimsuit underneath, 318 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,858 and for those of you who enjoy that sort of thing, 319 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,887 it's blue with pink stripes, okay? 320 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:54,066 Next a different look for this year's competition -- 321 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,097 AC Slater! 322 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,726 Gee, I wonder why they don't like him? 323 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,053 Okay. 324 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,294 Thank you very much, AC Slater. 325 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,373 Next, Samuel Powers, 326 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,967 better known to all of you as Screech! 327 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,479 (applause) 328 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,780 I think they like him. 329 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,751 All right, now for our finalists in the Miss Bayside Pageant. 330 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,956 The winner will go on to Sacramento 331 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,989 to compete for the title of Miss High School California. 332 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,025 - Each girl-- - Ahem. 333 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,970 Or guy, will answer one question 334 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,600 and give her, or his, answer. 335 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,906 Are you ready, Jeannie Tyler? 336 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,906 Yes. That was an easy question. 337 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,244 Well, thank you, Jeannie. 338 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,916 Next, Kelly Kapowski. 339 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,998 Kelly, "What do you think we can do 340 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,934 to make this a more peaceful world?" 341 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,131 I don't think it's enough to believe in peace. 342 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,833 You have to cheer it along. Like... 343 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,673 gimme a P-E-A-C-E! 344 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:41,078 P-E-A-C-E! Yay, peace! 345 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,010 Thank you, Kelly. 346 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,042 Next, Lisa Turtle. 347 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,459 "Do you think beauty pageants are out of touch 348 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,893 with today's changing woman?" 349 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,057 No, I don't. I think beauty should be appreciated 350 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,931 wherever you can find it. There are so many terrible things 351 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,959 in the world today, why not have a pageant that makes you feel good? 352 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,369 Thank you, Lisa. 353 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,241 And now, for our final contestant for Miss Bayside, 354 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:16,146 Miss...ter Samuel Powers. 355 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,780 All right. 356 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,880 "What have you learned from competing 357 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,085 in the Miss Bayside Pageant?" 358 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:33,060 Well, I've learned that every geek can have his day. 359 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,625 Tonight, hundreds of my fellow students cheered for me. 360 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,864 I never felt so proud in my life. 361 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,065 But it's time for me to stop thinking about myself. 362 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,268 I don't like this. 363 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,800 If you choose me, there's no way Miss Bayside 364 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,142 could possibly win Miss High School California. 365 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:50,274 I mean any of these girls would be better. 366 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:55,117 So please, don't vote for me. 367 00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,953 Now that's inner beauty. 368 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,485 Don't listen to him, he's still on medication! 369 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,532 All right, this is the big moment. 370 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,557 Good luck, everyone. 371 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,869 The new Miss Bayside is... 372 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,240 the lovely, the beautiful... 373 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,877 Screech! 374 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,844 I don't believe it. 375 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,119 I've lost to a teenage mutant dork? 376 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:40,524 Okay, well, here you go. Here's your 50 bucks. 377 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,263 Keep your money. It wasn't a fair fight. 378 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,431 I started a rumor that you gave Screech that black eye. 379 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:50,102 What? So that's why no one cheered for me then. 380 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,338 You wouldn't have won anyway. Besides, 381 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:55,780 have you ever seen a more beautiful Miss Bayside than that? 382 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,613 Never. 383 00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:03,779 ? Say, isn't she-- he charming? ? 384 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:09,057 ? Isn't he a pearl? ? 385 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:13,531 ? Lovely, disarming ? 386 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:17,696 ? Not even a girl ? 387 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:22,139 ? He's bursting with beauty ? 388 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:26,975 ? And now it's my duty ? 389 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:31,313 ? To present to you with pride ? 390 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:40,816 ? The very first Mister Miss Bayside! ? 391 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,597 (instrumental theme music plays) 392 00:22:52,647 --> 00:22:57,197 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29313

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