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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,849 --> 00:00:05,977 * When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning * 2 00:00:06,019 --> 00:00:08,852 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 3 00:00:08,889 --> 00:00:11,756 * By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look * 4 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:15,250 * I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by * 5 00:00:15,295 --> 00:00:17,286 * It's all right * 6 00:00:17,331 --> 00:00:19,993 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 7 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:24,129 * If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess * 8 00:00:24,171 --> 00:00:27,106 * And my dog ate all my homework last night * 9 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:29,973 * Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there * 10 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:33,468 * If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right * 11 00:00:33,513 --> 00:00:35,504 * It's all right * 12 00:00:35,549 --> 00:00:38,074 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... * 13 00:00:52,132 --> 00:00:55,295 * It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the- * 14 00:00:55,335 --> 00:00:57,929 * It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the- * 15 00:00:57,971 --> 00:01:02,374 * It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell. * 16 00:01:14,187 --> 00:01:16,519 Everyone hopes for that one shining moment- 17 00:01:16,556 --> 00:01:18,683 Joe Montana in the Super Bowl; 18 00:01:18,725 --> 00:01:20,852 Kirk Gibson in the World Series; 19 00:01:20,894 --> 00:01:23,488 "Flo-Jo" in the Olympics, and today, 20 00:01:23,530 --> 00:01:27,967 Zack Morris in the Bayside vs. Madison Cross-Country Meet. 21 00:01:29,302 --> 00:01:31,293 Oh hi, Zack. How did you do in the race? 22 00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:33,397 Well, I don't like to brag but... 23 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,840 Third place, Zack. That's great! 24 00:01:35,876 --> 00:01:38,401 You know, I have a feeling that at some country fair 25 00:01:38,445 --> 00:01:41,141 there is a prize bull wondering where his ribbon went. 26 00:01:41,181 --> 00:01:44,014 Third place, wow! 27 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:47,884 I once finished fifth in an "ALF" look-a-like contest. 28 00:01:48,922 --> 00:01:51,447 For the first quarter mile, I held back. 29 00:01:51,491 --> 00:01:53,482 At the half mile, I was still in last place. 30 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:55,518 At the three-quarter mile, I heard this voice- 31 00:01:55,562 --> 00:01:58,793 - Hey guys, look at this. - Slater, what a great trophy! 32 00:01:58,832 --> 00:02:02,165 I won my weight class in the county wrestling championships. 33 00:02:02,202 --> 00:02:05,103 - Wow, that's fabulous. - This is awesome. 34 00:02:05,138 --> 00:02:07,834 Oh my gosh. That is so exciting. 35 00:02:07,874 --> 00:02:10,138 You're a champion. I am so proud of you! 36 00:02:10,177 --> 00:02:13,669 Then, ignoring the pain in my side, I made a mad dash to the finish- 37 00:02:13,713 --> 00:02:15,977 Hey Zack, would you hold this for me, please? 38 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:18,951 I want to hug Kelly with both arms. 39 00:02:18,985 --> 00:02:21,453 Oh Slater, put me down. 40 00:02:22,989 --> 00:02:25,583 I can't watch this. 41 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:28,594 Let's hear it for our first county wrestling champion, 42 00:02:28,628 --> 00:02:30,755 in fact, our first champion in anything, 43 00:02:30,797 --> 00:02:33,357 AC Slater! 44 00:02:37,871 --> 00:02:40,567 Would you teach me how to wrestle? 45 00:02:44,277 --> 00:02:47,178 Slater, show me that hold you used to beat Johnson. 46 00:02:47,214 --> 00:02:49,682 You know, that double-jointed torso stretcher. 47 00:02:49,716 --> 00:02:52,742 Don't worry, Slater. I won't hurt you. 48 00:02:54,421 --> 00:02:56,912 All right. 49 00:02:56,957 --> 00:02:58,948 Oof! 50 00:02:58,992 --> 00:03:02,257 Hey, this is pretty effective. 51 00:03:02,295 --> 00:03:04,525 Thank you. 52 00:03:05,532 --> 00:03:07,932 I'll ease up if you do. 53 00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:13,064 I'm just going to go help the nurse look for a contact lens. 54 00:03:19,012 --> 00:03:21,003 Hey Zack, Slater isn't that great. 55 00:03:21,047 --> 00:03:23,038 You could do that too if you had muscles. 56 00:03:27,821 --> 00:03:31,348 Excuse me. I'm Major Martin Slater. I'm looking for- 57 00:03:31,391 --> 00:03:33,382 - AC Slater's father? - Affirmative. 58 00:03:33,426 --> 00:03:36,418 Tell me, son, how do you find Mr. Belding? 59 00:03:36,463 --> 00:03:38,897 Confused, but well-meaning. 60 00:03:38,932 --> 00:03:41,264 He's not in his office. Where can I find him? 61 00:03:41,301 --> 00:03:44,498 - He's with the school nurse. - Where's the school nurse? 62 00:03:44,538 --> 00:03:47,701 She's with Mr. Belding. 63 00:03:47,741 --> 00:03:51,074 I know that. Where's her office? 64 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:56,372 Then I'll go this way. 65 00:03:56,416 --> 00:03:59,749 Zack, the nurse's office is that way. 66 00:03:59,786 --> 00:04:02,619 I know. But when a father comes to school, it's important. 67 00:04:02,656 --> 00:04:04,647 We've got to find out what's going on. 68 00:04:04,691 --> 00:04:07,091 - Let's go to Belding's office. - Why? 69 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:10,460 I have a plan. 70 00:04:10,497 --> 00:04:14,058 I have a meeting at 1400 hours. I'll get to the point, Mr. Belding. 71 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:16,364 "1400 hours. " Now that brings back memories. 72 00:04:16,403 --> 00:04:18,963 Proud to say I served my country in the Fighting 55th. 73 00:04:19,005 --> 00:04:21,030 - 'Nam? - Indiana. 74 00:04:21,074 --> 00:04:23,167 National Guard. 75 00:04:23,209 --> 00:04:25,803 I'll sleep better at night knowing that. 76 00:04:25,845 --> 00:04:27,836 Major? 77 00:04:37,057 --> 00:04:40,493 Mr. Belding, I've been offered a transfer to Hawaii, 78 00:04:40,527 --> 00:04:43,519 and I'm here to let you know that my son will be going with me. 79 00:04:44,798 --> 00:04:47,164 What does AC think about this? 80 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,896 I found out this morning, I haven't talked to him yet. 81 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:53,133 Major- sir, AC has found a home here. 82 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:55,698 He's a good student, a great athlete, 83 00:04:55,742 --> 00:04:57,869 very popular with the girls. 84 00:04:57,911 --> 00:05:00,971 He gets almost as many whistles around the pool as I do. 85 00:05:02,983 --> 00:05:06,009 That's hard to believe. 86 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:10,717 Mr. Belding I know my son. I know what he wants. 87 00:05:10,757 --> 00:05:13,157 Belding: Could you at least talk to him 88 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:15,184 and see how he feels about this? 89 00:05:16,229 --> 00:05:19,096 We've talked about going to Hawaii for years. 90 00:05:19,132 --> 00:05:21,259 But go ahead and call him if you want. 91 00:05:25,405 --> 00:05:29,102 AC Slater, to the principal's office, please. 92 00:05:29,142 --> 00:05:31,406 I'll need AC's transcripts. 93 00:05:31,444 --> 00:05:33,571 Yes, sir. 94 00:05:35,315 --> 00:05:38,546 Major, I want you to know that I think 95 00:05:38,585 --> 00:05:41,179 AC is a very bright, well-adjusted young man. 96 00:05:41,221 --> 00:05:43,212 Thank you. 97 00:05:44,224 --> 00:05:46,624 - Dad. - Hi, son. 98 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:50,152 I've got great news. We finally got that chance to go to Hawaii. 99 00:05:51,398 --> 00:05:53,423 Yeah, Dad. That's great. 100 00:05:53,466 --> 00:05:55,457 That doesn't make you happy? 101 00:05:55,502 --> 00:05:57,800 Well, I like it here in this school, Dad. 102 00:05:57,837 --> 00:05:59,828 Why? 103 00:05:59,873 --> 00:06:02,808 Major, what I think your son is trying to say, 104 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:06,141 is that he's never had a principal quite like me before. 105 00:06:06,179 --> 00:06:09,910 Yes, that's true, Mr. Belding. You're one of a kind. 106 00:06:09,949 --> 00:06:13,077 Seems to be more here than I thought. 107 00:06:13,119 --> 00:06:15,110 Could you excuse us for a moment? 108 00:06:15,155 --> 00:06:18,022 Certainly, sir. 10-4. 109 00:06:19,025 --> 00:06:21,084 Same to you. 110 00:06:21,127 --> 00:06:23,527 Sit down, son. 111 00:06:23,563 --> 00:06:26,225 I thought you wanted to go to Hawaii. 112 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:29,326 Well I did, when we were in Iceland. 113 00:06:30,336 --> 00:06:32,998 But I have real friends here for a change. 114 00:06:33,039 --> 00:06:36,031 If I had to leave them, I'd really miss them, Dad. 115 00:06:36,076 --> 00:06:38,101 Don't you want to go? 116 00:06:38,144 --> 00:06:40,874 I don't know what I want. 117 00:06:40,914 --> 00:06:42,905 All right. 118 00:06:42,949 --> 00:06:45,509 I've got to let my C.O. know by Friday. 119 00:06:45,552 --> 00:06:48,680 So that gives you four days to make up your mind. 120 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:53,750 I'm sorry you were stuck in the file cabinet for so long. 121 00:06:57,230 --> 00:06:59,755 That's all right. 122 00:06:59,799 --> 00:07:02,666 Just paint me blue and call me a "smurf. " 123 00:07:02,702 --> 00:07:05,068 So what'd you find out about Slater? 124 00:07:06,072 --> 00:07:09,007 Well, his father is being transferred to Hawaii. 125 00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:12,170 Slater has until Friday to decide if he's going to stay or leave. 126 00:07:12,212 --> 00:07:14,339 Slater gets to decide? 127 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:16,780 Yeah, and you'd better hope he chooses Hawaii. 128 00:07:16,816 --> 00:07:18,841 Why? 129 00:07:18,885 --> 00:07:21,945 Zack, look at yourself. 130 00:07:21,988 --> 00:07:24,923 Before Slater, you were the big cheese, the main man, 131 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:26,949 - head honcho, top dog- - Okay! 132 00:07:26,993 --> 00:07:29,291 A- number-one, king of the hill, master of your destiny- 133 00:07:29,329 --> 00:07:31,456 Enough already! 134 00:07:32,599 --> 00:07:35,500 And worst of all, Kelly's stuck on him like crazy glue. 135 00:07:35,535 --> 00:07:39,471 You better pray he chooses Hawaii or you're a dead man with Kelly. 136 00:07:39,506 --> 00:07:42,669 "Dead man"? Hawaii? 137 00:07:42,709 --> 00:07:44,802 Hmmm... 138 00:07:44,844 --> 00:07:47,472 Zack! No! Wait! 139 00:07:53,186 --> 00:07:55,347 Slater's what? 140 00:07:55,388 --> 00:07:58,380 - He's dying. - He's dying? 141 00:08:00,026 --> 00:08:02,119 Zack, that is ridiculous. 142 00:08:02,162 --> 00:08:05,325 Slater's father met with Belding yesterday. I bugged his office. 143 00:08:05,365 --> 00:08:08,357 - You wouldn't do that. - Trust me. He would do that. 144 00:08:09,736 --> 00:08:12,261 How can Slater be dying? He won the wrestling title. 145 00:08:12,305 --> 00:08:15,763 One last heroic burst of strength is a symptom of the disease. 146 00:08:15,809 --> 00:08:17,709 What disease? 147 00:08:17,744 --> 00:08:20,838 It's called "mumbio-quadralation... osis. " 148 00:08:22,382 --> 00:08:24,373 It affects the brain. 149 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:27,113 Then I think you have it too. 150 00:08:27,153 --> 00:08:32,147 There's a clinic in Hawaii that can treat mumbio- whatever, 151 00:08:32,192 --> 00:08:34,752 but that big brave galoot would rather live out 152 00:08:34,794 --> 00:08:37,228 his remaining days here with his friends. 153 00:08:37,263 --> 00:08:39,993 We have to find some way to get him to go to that clinic. 154 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:42,160 - How are we going to do that? - I don't know. 155 00:08:42,202 --> 00:08:44,466 Maybe by pretending we don't want him around anymore? 156 00:08:44,504 --> 00:08:47,667 - Oh that is crazy. - Crazy? Well sure, it's crazy. 157 00:08:47,707 --> 00:08:52,076 But if you care about Slater at all, you'll treat him like dirt. 158 00:08:54,714 --> 00:08:56,841 Come in. 159 00:08:57,851 --> 00:09:00,911 - Mr. Belding? - Hi, Jessie. What can I do for you? 160 00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:03,684 Did Slater's father really come to see you yesterday? 161 00:09:03,723 --> 00:09:05,987 - Yes, he did. - Oh I didn't think so. 162 00:09:06,025 --> 00:09:08,016 Sorry to bother you. 163 00:09:08,061 --> 00:09:10,723 - Did you say yes? - Afraid so. 164 00:09:10,763 --> 00:09:14,460 Then it's true Slater won't be with us much longer? 165 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,731 Might as well kiss him goodbye. He's out of here. 166 00:09:21,674 --> 00:09:25,303 I can't believe this. Poor Slater. 167 00:09:25,345 --> 00:09:27,336 Poor Slater? 168 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:29,746 Where am I going to find another star wrestler? 169 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:33,514 How can you worry about wrestling at a time like this? 170 00:09:33,553 --> 00:09:35,544 Jessie, life goes on. 171 00:09:35,588 --> 00:09:38,853 People come and go. You win some, you lose some. 172 00:09:39,859 --> 00:09:43,260 Mr. Belding, that is so insensitive. 173 00:09:43,296 --> 00:09:45,560 Slater's going to a better place. 174 00:09:45,598 --> 00:09:48,431 We should all be so lucky. 175 00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:52,602 This is all just so sudden. 176 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:54,630 It usually is. 177 00:09:54,674 --> 00:09:57,438 Let's just make his last few days with us special. 178 00:09:58,845 --> 00:10:02,008 Last few days? I heard six months. 179 00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:05,108 No way. Two weeks, tops. 180 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:10,217 My guess is he'll probably be gone by the end of the week. 181 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,986 This whole thing is just so unbelievable. 182 00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:17,394 I know. I thought so too until I talked to Belding. 183 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:19,591 Well, according to the medical book I read, 184 00:10:19,632 --> 00:10:23,159 Slater's not in any immediate danger unless symptoms appear. 185 00:10:23,202 --> 00:10:25,193 What symptoms? 186 00:10:25,238 --> 00:10:27,297 Sneezing, itching, loss of memory... 187 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:29,331 Shh. Here he comes. 188 00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:33,471 - Hey guys, how's it going? - Great. How are you? 189 00:10:33,513 --> 00:10:36,414 I've been better. 190 00:10:39,619 --> 00:10:41,985 By the way, where were you? 191 00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:44,046 You were supposed to meet me in the weight room last period. 192 00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:46,081 What are you talking about? 193 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:50,118 Oh. I guess he... forgot. 194 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,091 What's wrong with them? 195 00:10:56,135 --> 00:10:58,763 It was "Peel An Onion Day" in Home Ec. 196 00:11:01,574 --> 00:11:03,701 You're late. Do you have the stuff? 197 00:11:03,743 --> 00:11:07,338 Yep. One deluxe ant farm, with five generations of ants. 198 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:10,406 All lined up according to height. 199 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:12,441 Okay, let's step on it. 200 00:11:12,485 --> 00:11:15,921 Zack, never let ants hear you say, "Step on it. " 201 00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:19,152 I meant hurry up. Now, pour the pepper on me. 202 00:11:20,626 --> 00:11:22,890 Okay, that's good. 203 00:11:23,963 --> 00:11:27,194 Okay, this is study hall. 204 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:30,634 - Can I borrow a pencil? - Yeah, sure, Preppie. 205 00:11:35,508 --> 00:11:37,942 Ah-choo! Ah-choo! 206 00:11:39,012 --> 00:11:41,480 Oh, he's sneezing. 207 00:11:55,094 --> 00:11:59,724 Hey! This is study hall, not "Soul Train. " 208 00:12:01,968 --> 00:12:04,163 Slater's fading fast. 209 00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:06,535 We've got to get him to Hawaii to save his life! 210 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:13,611 The "Treat Slater Like Dirt Show" is about to begin. 211 00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:15,705 By the time it's over, 212 00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:19,275 Slater will be in Hawaii and Kelly will be all mine. 213 00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:21,946 It's show time. 214 00:12:22,955 --> 00:12:26,186 Hi Jessie. It's a great day, huh? 215 00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:29,160 It's a terrible day. You can't even breathe the air. 216 00:12:29,195 --> 00:12:30,594 What are you, stupid? 217 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,791 What are you talking about? What's wrong? 218 00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:35,357 You are what's wrong. 219 00:12:39,939 --> 00:12:42,271 - Hi, Lisa. - Don't talk to me. 220 00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:45,471 - Why not? - You're one of those dumb jocks. 221 00:12:45,511 --> 00:12:48,537 You didn't think so yesterday when I won my trophy. 222 00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:52,312 You're a conceited dumb jock. Well, that's the worst kind. 223 00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:58,886 - Hey Slater, how's it going? - I'm afraid to say. 224 00:12:58,925 --> 00:13:02,520 Hey, well don't worry about it. Everybody has bad days. 225 00:13:02,562 --> 00:13:05,053 But not everybody has a trophy to remind you of the good ones. 226 00:13:05,098 --> 00:13:07,430 That's one thing they'll never be able to take away from you. 227 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:09,458 My trophy! Where is it? 228 00:13:09,502 --> 00:13:12,403 Well, this is disgraceful. 229 00:13:12,438 --> 00:13:14,804 Vandals must have stolen it and melted it down. 230 00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:17,708 By now it's probably Andre the Giant's shoehorn. 231 00:13:18,744 --> 00:13:21,736 I can't believe this. I hate this school. 232 00:13:23,449 --> 00:13:26,145 There he is. Places, people. 233 00:13:26,185 --> 00:13:28,244 Hi Kelly. 234 00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:31,017 Wait a second. Are we still on for the beach this afternoon? 235 00:13:31,057 --> 00:13:33,491 No way. 236 00:13:34,627 --> 00:13:36,686 - What's wrong with her? - Oh I don't know. 237 00:13:36,729 --> 00:13:38,720 She just saw you coming in, then said, 238 00:13:38,764 --> 00:13:41,062 "Here comes that muscle-bound pea brain, Slater. " 239 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,034 She said that? 240 00:13:43,069 --> 00:13:45,799 Hey, would I have the guts to make it up? 241 00:13:45,838 --> 00:13:48,136 What's happening here, Screech? 242 00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,665 Nobody wants me around anymore. 243 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,871 Can you blame them, "Brillo head"? 244 00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:01,245 Hi, Slater. You're looking a little pale. 245 00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:04,654 I want to tell you guys that I have the chance to move to Hawaii. 246 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,682 You're going, right? Oops. 247 00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:11,458 Yeah, that's right. I'm going. I'm moving to Hawaii. 248 00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:15,297 - Oh, yes! - And I'm going with him. 249 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:18,064 What have I done? 250 00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:23,603 Why'd you say you were coming to Hawaii with me? 251 00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:27,010 Because I care about you. I'm going to ask my parents 252 00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:29,947 if I can stay with my uncle in Honolulu and take care of you. 253 00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:32,212 What do you mean, "take care" of me? 254 00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:35,311 I couldn't bear for you to live the last days of your life alone. 255 00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:37,914 What? 256 00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:40,858 It's all right, Slater. Zack told us everything. 257 00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:44,420 Exactly how much did Zack tell you? 258 00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:47,364 He told us all about your tropical disease. 259 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,369 About the sneezing, itching, memory lapses. 260 00:14:50,403 --> 00:14:52,530 Listen... 261 00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:56,167 I really appreciate your offer to come to Hawaii with me. 262 00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:59,440 I can't think of anyone I'd rather spend my last days with 263 00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:01,469 than you... Jessie. 264 00:15:01,514 --> 00:15:05,109 - Slater, I'm Kelly. - Oops. Memory lapse. 265 00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:09,981 Zack, I've been looking all over for you. 266 00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,547 - For me? - I don't want to go to Hawaii. 267 00:15:12,592 --> 00:15:14,822 - Zack, you've got to help me. - You've got it made. 268 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,851 Kelly's going with you. 269 00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:20,457 She doesn't care about me. I'm just her ticket to Hawaii. 270 00:15:20,499 --> 00:15:24,128 Zack, I feel so used. 271 00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,502 Don't go. Let Kelly use you here. 272 00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:29,838 It's too late. I told my father I wanted to go. 273 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:32,343 You only get one chance with the major. 274 00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:34,437 So tell him you changed your mind. 275 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,540 I'm afraid. I'm not good at those things like you are, Zack. 276 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,051 You're so persuasive. 277 00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:43,681 Wait a minute. Would you mind talking to him for me? I'd really- 278 00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:46,453 Time out. 279 00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:49,655 Wait a minute. Would I talk to his father? 280 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,691 This is too good to be true. 281 00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:57,726 I mean, if Slater stays, Kelly stays. 282 00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,635 Time in. 283 00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:01,970 Sure, if you think it'll make a difference. 284 00:16:02,008 --> 00:16:04,340 Oh, thanks, Zack. It will, it will. 285 00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:12,215 Are you sure we're not overdoing it, son? 286 00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:15,186 Dad, Zack needs to be taught a lesson he'll never forget. 287 00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:17,781 I want him to think he's meeting General Patton. 288 00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:20,451 Hey, I'll make Patton look like a pansy. 289 00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:23,656 - Everything set? - Yeah. Dad... 290 00:16:23,696 --> 00:16:26,096 Are you sure it's okay we're not going to Hawaii? 291 00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:31,331 Well, I was disappointed at first. But, if you're happy here, 292 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,998 I can learn to become a Dodger fan. 293 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:38,477 Well, let's let the enemy in. 294 00:16:38,511 --> 00:16:40,979 Oh, you forgot your bandage, Dad. 295 00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:47,411 Ahem... 296 00:16:47,453 --> 00:16:49,444 Come in. 297 00:16:51,057 --> 00:16:53,321 Mr. Slater? 298 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:55,725 It's Major Slater. 299 00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:57,956 You must be Minor Morris. 300 00:16:57,997 --> 00:17:00,363 Well, yes Major, I'm a minor. 301 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,291 Whatever you say, sir. 302 00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:06,794 Well, what is it you want from me? You've got three minutes. 303 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:10,969 - Ooh, oh, that smarts. - Are you okay? 304 00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,001 A slight accident on the grenade range. 305 00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:15,036 Brain concussion. Nothing serious. 306 00:17:15,081 --> 00:17:17,072 Excuse me while I call the base. 307 00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,175 Base! 308 00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,177 You've got two minutes. 309 00:17:22,221 --> 00:17:24,746 Well sir- Major sir, 310 00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:27,486 I don't want your son AC to go to Hawaii. 311 00:17:27,526 --> 00:17:29,517 Why should he stay? 312 00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:31,655 They stole his trophy, cold-shouldered him. 313 00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:33,722 And a girl named Kelly used him. 314 00:17:33,766 --> 00:17:35,757 Well, that's not exactly true, sir. 315 00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:37,962 - Are you calling me a liar? - No! 316 00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:40,198 Drop! Give me 10! 317 00:17:40,239 --> 00:17:44,141 Two, three- hurry, hurry, the Russians are in Burbank! 318 00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:51,010 Hi. I'm Major Slater. 319 00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,610 What is it you wanted to talk to me about, soldier? 320 00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:55,779 Well Major, 321 00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:58,415 I was the one that made everybody cold-shoulder AC. 322 00:17:58,457 --> 00:18:01,119 I was jealous of his trophy and tried to get him to leave. 323 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,822 Oh, you're the one. 324 00:18:04,864 --> 00:18:07,264 - What's that? - Oh, just a live grenade. 325 00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:09,460 A live grenade? 326 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:11,493 Do you know how these work? 327 00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:14,062 Just pull the pin, like this. 328 00:18:14,106 --> 00:18:16,097 As long as you hold that clip, nothing will happen. 329 00:18:16,142 --> 00:18:18,133 But if you were to let go of that clip, 330 00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:22,170 it could blow up everyone who did you wrong in four seconds. 331 00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:25,274 Three... two... 332 00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:27,547 one... 333 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:30,316 Boom. 334 00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:39,162 Max: And so we bid goodbye 335 00:18:39,198 --> 00:18:41,257 to our brave warrior. 336 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,667 As the sun dips into farewell 337 00:18:44,703 --> 00:18:47,900 we say, "Aloha, Slater," 338 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,602 as he is welcomed to paradise 339 00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:54,511 by the "Pineapple Princess. " 340 00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:04,389 My pineapple bra is killing me. 341 00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:07,915 Which means, let's hula down! 342 00:19:22,374 --> 00:19:24,433 All: Hey! 343 00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:28,204 Hey! 344 00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:31,274 Ho! 345 00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:47,060 - Mona lalla, Lisa. - What's that mean? 346 00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,897 "You make my blood bubble like hot lava. " 347 00:19:49,935 --> 00:19:53,371 Well, mona lalla-lalla- "Go sit on a volcano. " 348 00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:57,542 Here's a going-away gift from all your friends. 349 00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:01,112 It's a man-eating plant! 350 00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:04,813 Thanks, Max. 351 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:08,217 Hey you guys, this is all really nice, 352 00:20:08,254 --> 00:20:10,484 but I don't deserve all this. 353 00:20:15,427 --> 00:20:18,362 - Slater, is that you? - Hey where'd you get my trophy? 354 00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:20,388 Oh, it's a surprise. 355 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:22,491 I asked Belding to have it engraved. 356 00:20:22,535 --> 00:20:24,560 Aloha, pal. 357 00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,730 Stop him, Pineapple Princess. 358 00:20:26,772 --> 00:20:29,866 His Majesty beckons you. 359 00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:33,003 Hey, you guys, I have really great news. 360 00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:35,104 I'm not going to Hawaii. 361 00:20:35,147 --> 00:20:38,014 But you have to. You have a disease. You'll die here. 362 00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:40,382 Hey, I'm healthy. I never was sick. 363 00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:42,478 I just used it to get back at Zack. 364 00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:45,456 You're not sick? That is sick! 365 00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:47,652 You mean you're not leaving? 366 00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:49,957 - You used me? - I thought she used you. 367 00:20:49,995 --> 00:20:51,986 No, I used her to use you for you using me. 368 00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,591 Sounds like a "used person lot. " 369 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:58,364 - This is the lowest. - It was only to get back at Morris. 370 00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:00,634 Well you two can have each other. 371 00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:02,732 Come on, Screech. 372 00:21:02,775 --> 00:21:04,902 Compared to these two, you look good. 373 00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:10,445 Which means, "Thanks for being slimeballs. " 374 00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:13,280 - They'll get over it. - You think so? 375 00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:15,412 I've been putting them through this since the first grade 376 00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:17,445 and I'm still here. 377 00:21:17,489 --> 00:21:20,583 - You mad I'm staying? - Not really. 378 00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:22,685 There's nobody I'd rather beat than you. 379 00:21:22,728 --> 00:21:26,994 Dream on, Preppie. Because right now... 380 00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:29,023 I'm the king. 381 00:21:29,068 --> 00:21:31,059 Over my dead body. 382 00:21:31,103 --> 00:21:33,128 Oh, that reminds me, 383 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,231 my dad asked me to give you this. 384 00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:37,799 Three... two... 385 00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:39,834 one... 386 00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:44,434 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29736

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