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( bell rings )
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* When l wake up in the morningand the alarm gives out a warning *
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* l don't think l'll evermake it on time *
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* By the time l grab my booksand l give myself a look *
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* l'm at the corner just in timeto see the bus fly by *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell *
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* lf the teacher pops a testl know l'm in a mess *
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* And my dog ateall my homework last night *
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* Ridin' low on my chair,she won't know that l'm there *
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* lf l can hand it in tomorrowit will be all right *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell... *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the-- *
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* lt's all right, 'cause l'm savedby the-- *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the bell. *
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The three worst things
that can happen to a kid,
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are measles, mumps,
and midterms.
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l'd rather study
measles and mumps.
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Our most dreaded midterm
is given by a man,
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whose very name strikes fear
in the heart of every student.
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( shouting )
Terrible Testaverde!
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( all scream )
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Zack Morris, don't mention
that man's name.
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Oh, you mean...
( muffled )
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Zack, l'm a nervous wreck.
When l'm nervous l eat.
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Have a doughnut.
No, l need them.
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She's a wreck?
My streak is in danger.
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l have had straight ''A's''
ever since ''Sesame Street.''
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You mean you were
a ''Big Bird-brain''?
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Hey, everyone deals with pressure
in his own way.
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All right, Morris.
Hey, you ready for today's bet?
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You've lost three in a row.
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l'll get you this time, Slater.
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How about my sunglasses
against your Swiss Army knife?
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Okay, the game's the same.
Here's your ammo.
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- l found us a new target.
- Prepare to lose.
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- Ready?
- Uh-huh.
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Go!
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- Screech?
- Hi, Zack.
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Yes, l win again.
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Here's your five bucks,
Screech.
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- Good job.
- Thanks, Slater.
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Why were you the target?
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l couldn't throw at a friend,
you pinhead.
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He's got your sunglasses,
l've got five bucks,
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and you've got diddly.
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Sounds you're the ''pinhead,''
pinhead.
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Hey, you can't just
win and walk.
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Let's make a real bet,
with real stakes.
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Hey well, you know Zack,
l could use your ham radio.
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There's that gymnast
l left behind in Germany.
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She really flipped
over me.
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Enough. lt's a bet.
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lt's my radio
against your bomber jacket.
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You're on.
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l bet you that the next person
to come down those stairs
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will be Kelly Kapowski.
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You're going to lose this one.
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l'm an expert on Kelly's schedule,
and right now
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she's walking into the gym
for volleyball practice
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and she wouldn't miss practice
for the world.
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Hi, guys. Anybody seen my sneakers?
l can't find them anywhere.
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Oh-- you mean these?
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You must have left them
in my locker by mistake.
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But why would...? Oh, never mind.
l'm late for practice.
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- That's not fair.
- No, but it's smart.
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You can deliver my radio
tomorrow morning.
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You know, l really find him
lacking as a person.
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...and so my friends,
l'm pulling the plug on my radio.
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l have to go into hiding again.
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Now this is Elvis Presley
signing off. ''Don't be cruel.''
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- Okay, Screech! Disconnect!
- Okay!
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( thunder rumbling )
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Hurry up! lt sounds like
it's going to pour out there!
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- l'll be done in a--
- ( thunder crashing )
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( screams )Argh!
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Screech!
Are you okay?
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Screech! Answer me!
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Screech--!
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Screech!
Are you alive?
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( blandly )
What's for dinner, Mom?
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Look, you better sit down.
l think you were hit by lightning.
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Fish would be fine.
Can we have pudding for dessert?
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Where are you going,
Screech?
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Home to study
for Testaverde's midterm.
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- Answer the phone.
- Screech, the phone's not--
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- ( telephone rings )- ( door closes )
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- So how do you feel?
- Oh, better than usual.
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Zack, l think we better
get out of here right now.
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Sorry, kid. lt slipped.
Are you okay?
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Yeah, l'm all right.
Thanks to him.
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Hey, Screech. How'd you know
that light was going to fall?
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l'm not sure. Ever since
that lighting hit me last night,
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l've been getting
these pictures in my head.
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- What kind of pictures?
- All kinds.
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Real clear ones. Right now,
l'm getting... a tennis racket.
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A tennis racket?
What do you mean, a tennis rack--
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Tell me, buddy.
What other pictures do you see?
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l see nerds.
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- lt's my pocket protector.
- No, it's mine.
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You give it back
or l'll tell.
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This is the most incredible thing
that's ever happened!
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More incredible
than the ''Brady Bunch'' reunion?
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Yes! You've been given a gift--
the power to see the future.
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l knew you were
going to say that.
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As your best friend,
l've got warn you,
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there are people out there
who'd take advantage of you.
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For your sake, l think we should
keep this gift between you and me.
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- Agreed?
- Thanks for protecting me, Zack.
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l've got the geek
that laid the golden egg.
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l knew you were going
to say that, too.
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Your American History midterm
will be Thursday at 10:00 AM.
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lt will consist of three
essay questions.
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l thought we'd spend
this last session before the exam
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reviewing the material from which
those questions will be drawn.
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As usual, we have
a lot to cover.
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So if you pay careful attention,
you'll have nothing to worry about.
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Everybody ready?
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( speaking very rapidly )
We'll begin with British actions
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between 1763 and 1775 that led
to discontent among the Colonists--
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the first was
the Proclamation of 1763
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forbidding settlement in all landswest of the Appalachians
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followed by the Quartering Actof 17 65 forcing Colonists
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to house and feed British troops,followed by the Stamp Act in 17 65
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ordering Colonists to buy stampsfrom the British,
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followed by more taxes in 17 67on glass, paint, paper and tea
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leading to colonists rioting
throwing snowballs at soldiers
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shouting, ''Lobster!''
''Bloody-back!'' ''Coward!''
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Leading to the Boston Massacre
leaving three Colonists lying dead.
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That brings us to 1773
and the Tea Act
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saying only the Britishcould bring tea into the Colonies
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and only the British East lndia
Company could sell it,
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leading to Sons of Liberty dressing
like what used to be called lndians
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now known as Native Americans
stealing aboard a British ship
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dumping cargo into Boston Harborin an event known
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as the ''Boston Tea Party,''
without sugar, lemon or cream.
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Americans won the Battle of King's
Mountain and the Battle of Cowpens,
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forcing Cornwallis to marchnorth to Virginia to be met
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by Patriots in North Carolina.He suffered losses and retreated
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to Yorktown, leading to Washington'sfake attack on New York
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followed by a swift move to blockCornwallis' escape by land,
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forcing Cornwallis to surrenderat Yorktown on October 1 9th 17 81
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while the British band played''The World Turned Upside Down''
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and the American band
played ''Yankee Doodle''!
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- Any questions?
- ( school bell ringing )
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Good luck.
See you Thursday.
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l cannot run track today.
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l have so much food in me,
you could put a quarter in my mouth
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and a bag of Doritos
would come popping out.
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Lisa, you have got to stop
doing this to yourself.
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That's easy for you to say.
Nothing bothers you.
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Oh yeah?
Lots of things bother me.
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l just don't let them
drive me bananas.
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You have one?
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Lisa, come on. lf you keep obsessing
about your grades
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you know what you're
going to end up like?
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You know, you guys,
l just remembered--
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there was one time
that l did not get an ''A.''
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l was in the fourth grade.
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Mr. Simmons had a nervous
breakdown and gave the class
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''L's'' and ''Q's.''
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Why is getting an ''A''
so important to you?
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lt's not important--
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all right it is.
l know it shouldn't be
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but l can't help myself.
lt's my whole identity.
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- What are you talking about?
- Will you stop hollering at me?
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Look, everyone's got to be
something, right?
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She's the fashionable one.
You're the popular one. Who am l?
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The wacko one.
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You know Kelly, you remind me
a lot of my cousin Denise.
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She never worried.
She was always on honor roll.
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- Until she had Testaverde.
- What happened to her?
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She flunked history,
and had to go to summer school
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which was also taught by Testaverde.
She got left back, dropped out,
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today she teaches English
to foreign parrots.
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You see?
She makes good sense.
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You guys might be right.
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l think we should cut gym
and hit the books.
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This test is gonna be
no piece of cake.
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Cake?
Who has cake?
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Okay Screech. Slater will be here
in a minute to pick this up.
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Actually, 7 1/2 seconds.
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Now you remember
all the signals we rehearsed?
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- Yep.
- Okay.
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All right, Morris.
lt's time to pay the piper.
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Hey, l see you got
my radio.
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l got it. But what's the rush?
How about another bet?
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You never learn,
do you, sucker?
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What are you going to lose now,
your TV set?
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l don't know. For some reason
l kind of feel lucky today.
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How about my TV and stereo
for this radio and your jacket?
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You're on, ''Preppie.''
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( German man on radio )
This is Hans. Ver ist you, Elvis?
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What'd you say?
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Nein-- l mean, nothing.
So call it. What's the bet?
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Okay, the bet is who's coming
down those steps next.
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- You're on.
- l guess a blonde in tight jeans.
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And l say...
a band member.
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Very good, Zack.
How'd you do that?
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( bangs )
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Screech, your mother told me
about lightning hitting you.
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l just want to make sure
you're doing all right.
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- Tell me--
- 8:30 last night.
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When exactly were you
struck by lightning?
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- 8:30?
- Yeah.
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- Are there any...
- One.
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...side-effects?
Did you say one?
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Yeah, but it's a secret.
l'm not supposed to tell anyone
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- l can see the future.
- See the future?
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- Screech, that's--
- Preposterous?
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- Right.
- Can she come in?
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( knocking )
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Mr. Wilson wants to know
if you can move your lunch to 1 :00.
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He can't, he has
a dentist appointment.
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Make it Tuesday.
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Now where was l?
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You were about to say no one
has the power to see the future.
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Right! Screech, no one has the power
to see the future.
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- Oops! l'll pick them up.
- Pick what up?
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Uh, Screech,
l'm just curious.
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My mother-in-law is staying
with us indefinitely.
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Now, by any chance
can you tell me--?
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- She'll be gone by Tuesday.
- All right!
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Saturday, the track opens at noon
and the first race is at 1 :00?
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Okay, thanks. Bye.
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Here put this
in my gym bag.
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Come on, Screech.
l can't wait forever. Tell me now.
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Tell you what?
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The three questions
on Testaverde's midterm.
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Discuss the four steps taken
by the first Continental Congress;
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the three parts of the Declaration
of lndependence;
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and the Battle of Saratoga
as the turning point of the war.
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That's my man!
Now for the kill!
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00:12:16,015 --> 00:12:18,540
Okay, Slater,
it's the bet of the year:
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the loser has to be
a slave for a week,
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00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:24,315
and do anything the winner wants.
Up to it?
238
00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:26,450
What are we betting on?
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00:12:26,492 --> 00:12:29,893
l bet you that l'm going to ace
Testaverde's midterm tomorrow.
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00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:33,365
Zack, Testaverde couldn't ace
Testaverde's midterm.
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00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:35,390
We got a bet, Preppie.
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Excuse me, but l got to go home
and start making a slave list.
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00:12:39,305 --> 00:12:41,671
- You wish, Slater.
- Hey, starting tomorrow,
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00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:44,540
it's going to be
''Master Slater.''
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00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:46,568
Zack, how can you be
so confident?
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00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:49,012
Why not? Testaverde told us
what to review.
247
00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:52,609
- But he talks so fast.
- Oh really? l didn't notice.
248
00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:55,177
lt's too bad
you don't want to study with me,
249
00:12:55,221 --> 00:12:57,519
but hey, failing miserably
is no disgrace.
250
00:12:57,557 --> 00:12:59,548
Well, maybe
l've changed my mind.
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00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:02,390
- 7:30, my house?
- Okay.
252
00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:18,343
Zack, can you
turn on another light?
253
00:13:18,377 --> 00:13:20,436
l can hardly see
the book.
254
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,471
And that music is so mellow,
it's distracting.
255
00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:25,882
Hey Kelly, l read that ''tension
is the enemy of learning.''
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00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:29,217
- Really?
- Sure. Try this:
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sit back,
close your eyes,
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00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:35,990
and relax your body.
259
00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:40,361
- Okay, let's get back to--
- You're not relaxed enough!
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00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:43,391
Look, l suggest
some stress-releasing activity.
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Like what?
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- ( music volume rises )
- Come on.
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Zack... we're preparing
for a midterm, not a prom.
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Kelly, relax.
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You think l want to be
Slater's slave?
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We're going to ace
this midterm. Trust me.
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Okay.
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00:14:08,961 --> 00:14:11,020
Are you sure?
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00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:13,054
Jessie:
That's what l want to know.
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00:14:13,099 --> 00:14:14,794
What are you
doing here?
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00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,859
Zack, you said you knew
all the questions.
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00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:18,894
l couldn't keep it
from my best friends.
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00:14:18,938 --> 00:14:20,633
( music stops )
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00:14:20,673 --> 00:14:22,800
Zack!
You're an angel.
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00:14:22,842 --> 00:14:26,539
l've lost two pounds
since l heard the news.
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00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:30,481
Where's the lightning
when you really need it?
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00:14:30,516 --> 00:14:33,508
Zack, how can you be so sure
what's on Testaverde's midterm?
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00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:36,954
Hey, come on.
l can just... see it.
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Like Richard Dreyfuss
in ''Close Encounters.''
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00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,419
Oh, you mean some weird-looking
creature told you?
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Kind of.
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00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:47,897
You do believe him,
don't you, Jessie?
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00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:50,630
Maybe l do.
Because l know Zack,
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00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,797
and he wouldn't lie to Kelly.
Would you, Zack?
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00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:55,033
- No l wouldn't.
- Because if Kelly found out
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this was an excuse
to get her alone with you,
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00:14:57,276 --> 00:14:59,369
she'd kill you,
wouldn't you, Kelly?
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00:14:59,412 --> 00:15:02,176
- Yes l would!
- Hey, everyone-- take it easy.
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00:15:02,215 --> 00:15:04,479
Just study
the First Continental Congress,
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00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:08,317
the Declaration of lndependence,
and the Battle of Saratoga, okay?
291
00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:11,016
- What about everything else?
- Don't waste your time.
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00:15:11,057 --> 00:15:14,959
Now if you'll leave me alone,
l have to prepare to get my ''A.''
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00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:21,827
- Zack! We've got to talk.
- Screech, l'm studying.
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00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:25,030
That's just it. Now l see different
questions on Testaverde's midterm.
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00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:26,538
What do you mean?
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00:15:26,572 --> 00:15:28,699
Now l see the Committees
of Correspondence
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00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:30,732
and the Battle of Trenton.
298
00:15:30,776 --> 00:15:33,574
No wait, it's ''The Battle
of The Network Stars.''
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00:15:33,613 --> 00:15:36,582
l see Patrick Henry--
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00:15:36,616 --> 00:15:39,449
no it's Patrick Swayze--
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00:15:39,485 --> 00:15:43,387
dirty dancing across the Delaware
with Martha Washington.
302
00:15:44,657 --> 00:15:47,091
l see Paul Revere
on a bus--
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00:15:48,194 --> 00:15:51,288
Zack, did you know that Lincoln
freed the Japanese?
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00:15:52,632 --> 00:15:54,793
l think l've lost it.
305
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,825
Come on, don't jump
to conclusions.
306
00:15:56,869 --> 00:15:59,633
Hey, you knew l was
going to say that, didn't you?
307
00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:01,867
All right,
call it in the air.
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00:16:01,907 --> 00:16:04,000
Heads!
309
00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:07,012
Two out of three.
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00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:09,412
Tails!
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l'm history...
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00:16:12,652 --> 00:16:15,416
unless l come up
with a plan.
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00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,218
Zack, we could get
in real trouble for this.
314
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:23,820
Screech,
just flush the toilets.
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00:16:25,831 --> 00:16:28,231
lt's ringing.
Ready with the buckets!
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00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:31,202
Hello, Mr. Testaverde?
Well, this is Mr. Belding.
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00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:33,933
What? What?
You can hardly hear me?
318
00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:36,237
Well, that's because
of all the chaos around here.
319
00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:38,743
The pipes broke this morning
and we're up to our knees in water!
320
00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:41,212
( yelling )
l can't stop the water, Joe!
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00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:43,807
The water's rising, Tom.
Help!
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00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,377
Yes we're postponing
all midterms
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until we've got this mess
under control.
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00:16:49,455 --> 00:16:51,514
So don't bother
coming in today, all right?
325
00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:55,118
All right!
Okay, cut out the noise.
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00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:57,288
Whew!
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00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:02,461
Zack, are you sure
this is going to work?
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00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:05,664
Screech, in confusion,
there's victory.
329
00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:09,698
Now, Belding should be entering
his office just about now.
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He sits down,
hears the phone ring, and--
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00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:14,804
( speaking rapidly )
Hello, Mr. Belding?
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00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:16,872
This is Mr. Testaverde.
What's wrong with me?
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00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:19,248
You can hear what's wrong with me.
Laryngitis, a horrible cough
334
00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:21,617
- and postnasal drip!
- ( banging )
335
00:17:22,621 --> 00:17:24,816
That was the doorbell.
336
00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:26,848
The delivery boy's here
with my medicine.
337
00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:29,156
l'm too sick to come in.
lf l give you my three questions,
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will you administer it for me?
Thanks. Here's the questions...
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Thanks for helping me, Zack.
l feel so good about this test.
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00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:39,261
Me too.
l hope.
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00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:41,364
Zack, if you're wrong,
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00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:44,103
l'm going to need
a jumbo barf bag.
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00:17:45,111 --> 00:17:47,443
A list of slave chores,
Morris.
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00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,675
And that's just
for the first day.
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00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:53,344
Housebreak
your Doberman?
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00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:55,581
lf l don't get an ''A''
on this test,
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00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:58,488
l will train my dog to think
you're a tree, okay?
348
00:17:58,524 --> 00:18:00,617
( school bell rings )
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Morning, class.
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00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:08,058
- What's he doing here?
- l have no idea.
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00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:12,036
Mr. Testaverde's ill, so l'm going
to administer his midterm.
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00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:14,938
Now the exam consistsof three essay questions:
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00:18:14,974 --> 00:18:18,000
l'll read them aloud, so listencarefully and copy them down.
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00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:23,140
Number one: Discuss the four steps
taken by the Continental Congress.
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00:18:24,784 --> 00:18:29,847
Number two: Discuss the three partsof the Declaration of lndependence.
356
00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:32,790
Number three:Discuss the Battle of Saratoga
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as the turning point in the war.
Good luck, everyone.
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00:18:36,295 --> 00:18:39,628
- You're terrific, Zack.
- Hey, l was right all along.
359
00:18:45,204 --> 00:18:47,331
Richard!
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00:18:47,373 --> 00:18:48,635
Belding:
George, what are you doing here?
361
00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:51,199
My loyalty to school wouldn't let me
stay home in time of crisis.
362
00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:53,370
Besides, plumbing's my hobby.
Where's the flood?
363
00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:56,142
What flood? And what happened
to your laryngitis?
364
00:18:56,182 --> 00:18:59,811
Laryngitis? l don't have laryngitis.
What's going on here?
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00:18:59,852 --> 00:19:02,184
Well, l'm giving
your midterm.
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00:19:02,221 --> 00:19:04,212
Those are not the questions
to my midterm.
367
00:19:04,256 --> 00:19:06,247
These are the questions
you called me with.
368
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,283
- You called me!
- George, you called me.
369
00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:10,318
- Richard you called me.
- No, George. You called me.
370
00:19:10,362 --> 00:19:14,298
Wait a minute--
you called me George.
371
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,029
You always
call me George.
372
00:19:17,069 --> 00:19:20,038
The person who phoned me
called me ''Mr. Testaverde.''
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00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:23,508
And the person who phoned me
called me ''Mr. Belding.''
374
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:27,569
But what kind of devious creature
would make two fake phone calls?
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00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:30,741
( phone ringing )
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00:19:38,691 --> 00:19:41,421
Zack can't come to the phone
right now.
377
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,258
He's on the way to pick up
his season tickets to detention.
378
00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:47,891
lf you'd like to leave a message,
please wait for the beep.
379
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:50,493
Beep.
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00:19:50,536 --> 00:19:55,405
Now...
for the real questions.
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00:19:55,441 --> 00:19:57,636
( rapidly )
Number one: List and discuss
382
00:19:57,676 --> 00:19:59,541
the lntolerable Acts of 177 4.Number two: Describe four steps
383
00:19:59,578 --> 00:20:00,943
taken by the SecondContinental Congress.
384
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,379
Number three: Discuss two strengthsand three weaknesses
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00:20:02,414 --> 00:20:04,177
of the Articles of Confederation.
386
00:20:05,985 --> 00:20:07,976
Hey all right!
He posted the grades.
387
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:11,922
- ''C-.''
- Not bad. Congratulations.
388
00:20:11,957 --> 00:20:14,152
l am a forgiving
person, Zack.
389
00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:17,924
But this is going to take
a very long time.
390
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:23,631
A ''D+''?
l'm going to be sick.
391
00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:26,763
Lisa, what is that funny-looking
letter next to my name?
392
00:20:27,806 --> 00:20:30,104
lt's a ''Q,'' Jessie.
393
00:20:30,142 --> 00:20:34,545
No, really. l can take it.
Whatever l got, l deserved.
394
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,980
For the first time in my life
l took the easy way out.
395
00:20:37,016 --> 00:20:39,314
l'm prepared to face
the consequences.
396
00:20:39,351 --> 00:20:41,717
lt's a ''B,'' Jessie.
397
00:20:43,889 --> 00:20:46,585
Oh, gosh, we better
take her to the nurse.
398
00:20:48,627 --> 00:20:52,654
- Zack, l got an ''A''!
- Screech, how'd you do that?
399
00:20:52,698 --> 00:20:54,689
l was seeing so many
different pictures,
400
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:57,361
l just stayed up all night
and went over everything.
401
00:20:57,403 --> 00:21:00,497
Oh, you cheated--
you studied.
402
00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:03,099
And now we come
to Zack Morris:
403
00:21:03,142 --> 00:21:04,632
( bangs )
404
00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:07,669
''F-'', for scamming.
405
00:21:07,713 --> 00:21:12,377
Well, Zack, l'd say
you lost the bet there, ''slave.''
406
00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:15,216
You can give me back
my jacket,
407
00:21:15,254 --> 00:21:18,314
use your cellular phone
to order me a pizza,
408
00:21:18,357 --> 00:21:22,555
and then start get to work
on this list.
409
00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:33,029
Yes, hello. l'd like to order
a large pizza
410
00:21:33,072 --> 00:21:35,506
with mushrooms, anchovies...
411
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:39,307
and the hottest peppers
you can find.
412
00:21:45,784 --> 00:21:48,480
( instrumentaltheme music plays )
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