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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,315 --> 00:00:02,805 ( bell rings ) 2 00:00:02,849 --> 00:00:05,977 * When l wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning * 3 00:00:06,019 --> 00:00:08,852 * l don't think l'll ever make it on time * 4 00:00:08,889 --> 00:00:11,756 * By the time l grab my books and l give myself a look * 5 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:15,250 * l'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by * 6 00:00:15,295 --> 00:00:17,286 * lt's all right * 7 00:00:17,331 --> 00:00:19,993 * 'Cause l'm saved by the bell * 8 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:24,129 * lf the teacher pops a test l know l'm in a mess * 9 00:00:24,171 --> 00:00:27,106 * And my dog ate all my homework last night * 10 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:29,973 * Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that l'm there * 11 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:33,468 * lf l can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right * 12 00:00:33,513 --> 00:00:35,504 * lt's all right * 13 00:00:35,549 --> 00:00:38,074 * 'Cause l'm saved by the bell... * 14 00:00:52,132 --> 00:00:55,295 * lt's all right, 'cause l'm saved by the-- * 15 00:00:55,335 --> 00:00:57,929 * lt's all right, 'cause l'm saved by the-- * 16 00:00:57,971 --> 00:01:02,374 * lt's all right, 'cause l'm saved by the bell. * 17 00:01:23,063 --> 00:01:25,657 The three worst things that can happen to a kid, 18 00:01:25,699 --> 00:01:28,259 are measles, mumps, and midterms. 19 00:01:28,301 --> 00:01:30,531 l'd rather study measles and mumps. 20 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:32,765 Our most dreaded midterm is given by a man, 21 00:01:32,806 --> 00:01:35,832 whose very name strikes fear in the heart of every student. 22 00:01:35,876 --> 00:01:37,867 ( shouting ) Terrible Testaverde! 23 00:01:37,911 --> 00:01:41,142 ( all scream ) 24 00:01:41,181 --> 00:01:44,378 Zack Morris, don't mention that man's name. 25 00:01:44,418 --> 00:01:47,512 Oh, you mean... ( muffled ) 26 00:01:47,554 --> 00:01:51,081 Zack, l'm a nervous wreck. When l'm nervous l eat. 27 00:01:51,124 --> 00:01:53,456 Have a doughnut. No, l need them. 28 00:01:55,962 --> 00:01:58,795 She's a wreck? My streak is in danger. 29 00:01:58,832 --> 00:02:01,528 l have had straight ''A's'' ever since ''Sesame Street.'' 30 00:02:01,568 --> 00:02:04,731 You mean you were a ''Big Bird-brain''? 31 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:09,174 Hey, everyone deals with pressure in his own way. 32 00:02:09,209 --> 00:02:12,542 All right, Morris. Hey, you ready for today's bet? 33 00:02:12,579 --> 00:02:14,570 You've lost three in a row. 34 00:02:14,614 --> 00:02:16,605 l'll get you this time, Slater. 35 00:02:16,650 --> 00:02:19,380 How about my sunglasses against your Swiss Army knife? 36 00:02:19,419 --> 00:02:22,115 Okay, the game's the same. Here's your ammo. 37 00:02:22,155 --> 00:02:25,556 - l found us a new target. - Prepare to lose. 38 00:02:25,592 --> 00:02:27,583 - Ready? - Uh-huh. 39 00:02:27,627 --> 00:02:29,618 Go! 40 00:02:29,663 --> 00:02:32,461 - Screech? - Hi, Zack. 41 00:02:32,499 --> 00:02:34,694 Yes, l win again. 42 00:02:34,734 --> 00:02:36,929 Here's your five bucks, Screech. 43 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:39,370 - Good job. - Thanks, Slater. 44 00:02:39,406 --> 00:02:41,567 Why were you the target? 45 00:02:41,608 --> 00:02:43,667 l couldn't throw at a friend, you pinhead. 46 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:46,406 He's got your sunglasses, l've got five bucks, 47 00:02:46,446 --> 00:02:48,437 and you've got diddly. 48 00:02:48,482 --> 00:02:50,746 Sounds you're the ''pinhead,'' pinhead. 49 00:02:52,018 --> 00:02:54,009 Hey, you can't just win and walk. 50 00:02:54,054 --> 00:02:56,045 Let's make a real bet, with real stakes. 51 00:02:56,089 --> 00:02:58,853 Hey well, you know Zack, l could use your ham radio. 52 00:02:58,892 --> 00:03:01,452 There's that gymnast l left behind in Germany. 53 00:03:01,495 --> 00:03:03,486 She really flipped over me. 54 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:05,521 Enough. lt's a bet. 55 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:07,692 lt's my radio against your bomber jacket. 56 00:03:07,734 --> 00:03:09,759 You're on. 57 00:03:09,803 --> 00:03:12,294 l bet you that the next person to come down those stairs 58 00:03:12,339 --> 00:03:14,330 will be Kelly Kapowski. 59 00:03:14,374 --> 00:03:16,365 You're going to lose this one. 60 00:03:16,409 --> 00:03:18,775 l'm an expert on Kelly's schedule, and right now 61 00:03:18,812 --> 00:03:21,007 she's walking into the gym for volleyball practice 62 00:03:21,047 --> 00:03:23,413 and she wouldn't miss practice for the world. 63 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:27,318 Hi, guys. Anybody seen my sneakers? l can't find them anywhere. 64 00:03:27,354 --> 00:03:29,845 Oh-- you mean these? 65 00:03:29,890 --> 00:03:32,723 You must have left them in my locker by mistake. 66 00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:36,661 But why would...? Oh, never mind. l'm late for practice. 67 00:03:36,696 --> 00:03:40,723 - That's not fair. - No, but it's smart. 68 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:43,327 You can deliver my radio tomorrow morning. 69 00:03:45,739 --> 00:03:49,175 You know, l really find him lacking as a person. 70 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:52,906 ...and so my friends, l'm pulling the plug on my radio. 71 00:03:52,946 --> 00:03:54,937 l have to go into hiding again. 72 00:03:54,981 --> 00:03:59,111 Now this is Elvis Presley signing off. ''Don't be cruel.'' 73 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,515 - Okay, Screech! Disconnect! - Okay! 74 00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:04,547 ( thunder rumbling ) 75 00:04:04,591 --> 00:04:06,650 Hurry up! lt sounds like it's going to pour out there! 76 00:04:06,693 --> 00:04:08,684 - l'll be done in a-- - ( thunder crashing ) 77 00:04:08,728 --> 00:04:10,719 ( screams ) Argh! 78 00:04:10,764 --> 00:04:13,164 Screech! Are you okay? 79 00:04:13,199 --> 00:04:16,794 Screech! Answer me! 80 00:04:18,838 --> 00:04:20,829 Screech--! 81 00:04:24,411 --> 00:04:27,642 Screech! Are you alive? 82 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:30,809 ( blandly ) What's for dinner, Mom? 83 00:04:35,121 --> 00:04:38,181 Look, you better sit down. l think you were hit by lightning. 84 00:04:38,224 --> 00:04:42,092 Fish would be fine. Can we have pudding for dessert? 85 00:04:44,297 --> 00:04:46,356 Where are you going, Screech? 86 00:04:46,399 --> 00:04:48,560 Home to study for Testaverde's midterm. 87 00:04:48,602 --> 00:04:51,765 - Answer the phone. - Screech, the phone's not-- 88 00:04:51,805 --> 00:04:54,831 - ( telephone rings ) - ( door closes ) 89 00:04:57,077 --> 00:05:00,205 - So how do you feel? - Oh, better than usual. 90 00:05:00,246 --> 00:05:03,340 Zack, l think we better get out of here right now. 91 00:05:05,919 --> 00:05:08,820 Sorry, kid. lt slipped. Are you okay? 92 00:05:08,855 --> 00:05:12,791 Yeah, l'm all right. Thanks to him. 93 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:15,488 Hey, Screech. How'd you know that light was going to fall? 94 00:05:15,528 --> 00:05:17,928 l'm not sure. Ever since that lighting hit me last night, 95 00:05:17,964 --> 00:05:20,899 l've been getting these pictures in my head. 96 00:05:20,934 --> 00:05:23,869 - What kind of pictures? - All kinds. 97 00:05:23,903 --> 00:05:27,532 Real clear ones. Right now, l'm getting... a tennis racket. 98 00:05:27,574 --> 00:05:31,510 A tennis racket? What do you mean, a tennis rack-- 99 00:05:34,814 --> 00:05:38,011 Tell me, buddy. What other pictures do you see? 100 00:05:38,051 --> 00:05:41,680 l see nerds. 101 00:05:41,721 --> 00:05:44,212 - lt's my pocket protector. - No, it's mine. 102 00:05:44,257 --> 00:05:47,055 You give it back or l'll tell. 103 00:05:50,163 --> 00:05:52,825 This is the most incredible thing that's ever happened! 104 00:05:52,866 --> 00:05:54,925 More incredible than the ''Brady Bunch'' reunion? 105 00:05:54,968 --> 00:05:59,337 Yes! You've been given a gift-- the power to see the future. 106 00:05:59,372 --> 00:06:01,499 l knew you were going to say that. 107 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:03,634 As your best friend, l've got warn you, 108 00:06:03,677 --> 00:06:06,339 there are people out there who'd take advantage of you. 109 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:09,542 For your sake, l think we should keep this gift between you and me. 110 00:06:09,582 --> 00:06:12,745 - Agreed? - Thanks for protecting me, Zack. 111 00:06:14,888 --> 00:06:19,018 l've got the geek that laid the golden egg. 112 00:06:19,059 --> 00:06:21,823 l knew you were going to say that, too. 113 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:30,860 Your American History midterm will be Thursday at 10:00 AM. 114 00:06:30,904 --> 00:06:33,168 lt will consist of three essay questions. 115 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:36,141 l thought we'd spend this last session before the exam 116 00:06:36,176 --> 00:06:39,475 reviewing the material from which those questions will be drawn. 117 00:06:39,512 --> 00:06:42,777 As usual, we have a lot to cover. 118 00:06:42,816 --> 00:06:47,219 So if you pay careful attention, you'll have nothing to worry about. 119 00:06:47,253 --> 00:06:49,380 Everybody ready? 120 00:06:49,422 --> 00:06:51,549 ( speaking very rapidly ) We'll begin with British actions 121 00:06:51,591 --> 00:06:53,684 between 1763 and 1775 that led to discontent among the Colonists-- 122 00:06:53,727 --> 00:06:55,854 the first was the Proclamation of 1763 123 00:06:55,895 --> 00:06:58,022 forbidding settlement in all lands west of the Appalachians 124 00:06:58,064 --> 00:07:00,089 followed by the Quartering Act of 17 65 forcing Colonists 125 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,260 to house and feed British troops, followed by the Stamp Act in 17 65 126 00:07:02,302 --> 00:07:03,735 ordering Colonists to buy stamps from the British, 127 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:05,499 followed by more taxes in 17 67 on glass, paint, paper and tea 128 00:07:05,538 --> 00:07:07,369 leading to colonists rioting throwing snowballs at soldiers 129 00:07:07,407 --> 00:07:08,669 shouting, ''Lobster!'' ''Bloody-back!'' ''Coward!'' 130 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:12,405 Leading to the Boston Massacre leaving three Colonists lying dead. 131 00:07:12,445 --> 00:07:14,436 That brings us to 1773 and the Tea Act 132 00:07:14,481 --> 00:07:16,574 saying only the British could bring tea into the Colonies 133 00:07:16,616 --> 00:07:18,743 and only the British East lndia Company could sell it, 134 00:07:18,785 --> 00:07:20,912 leading to Sons of Liberty dressing like what used to be called lndians 135 00:07:20,954 --> 00:07:23,081 now known as Native Americans stealing aboard a British ship 136 00:07:23,123 --> 00:07:24,784 dumping cargo into Boston Harbor in an event known 137 00:07:24,824 --> 00:07:27,258 as the ''Boston Tea Party,'' without sugar, lemon or cream. 138 00:07:28,294 --> 00:07:30,922 Americans won the Battle of King's Mountain and the Battle of Cowpens, 139 00:07:30,964 --> 00:07:32,989 forcing Cornwallis to march north to Virginia to be met 140 00:07:33,032 --> 00:07:35,262 by Patriots in North Carolina. He suffered losses and retreated 141 00:07:35,301 --> 00:07:37,235 to Yorktown, leading to Washington's fake attack on New York 142 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:39,534 followed by a swift move to block Cornwallis' escape by land, 143 00:07:39,572 --> 00:07:41,870 forcing Cornwallis to surrender at Yorktown on October 1 9th 17 81 144 00:07:41,908 --> 00:07:43,808 while the British band played ''The World Turned Upside Down'' 145 00:07:43,843 --> 00:07:45,743 and the American band played ''Yankee Doodle''! 146 00:07:45,779 --> 00:07:48,646 - Any questions? - ( school bell ringing ) 147 00:07:48,681 --> 00:07:50,672 Good luck. See you Thursday. 148 00:07:57,323 --> 00:08:00,156 l cannot run track today. 149 00:08:00,193 --> 00:08:03,060 l have so much food in me, you could put a quarter in my mouth 150 00:08:03,096 --> 00:08:05,087 and a bag of Doritos would come popping out. 151 00:08:05,131 --> 00:08:08,498 Lisa, you have got to stop doing this to yourself. 152 00:08:08,535 --> 00:08:11,333 That's easy for you to say. Nothing bothers you. 153 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:13,669 Oh yeah? Lots of things bother me. 154 00:08:13,706 --> 00:08:16,004 l just don't let them drive me bananas. 155 00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:18,272 You have one? 156 00:08:18,311 --> 00:08:21,178 Lisa, come on. lf you keep obsessing about your grades 157 00:08:21,214 --> 00:08:23,205 you know what you're going to end up like? 158 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:25,217 You know, you guys, l just remembered-- 159 00:08:25,251 --> 00:08:27,378 there was one time that l did not get an ''A.'' 160 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,547 l was in the fourth grade. 161 00:08:29,589 --> 00:08:31,716 Mr. Simmons had a nervous breakdown and gave the class 162 00:08:31,758 --> 00:08:33,726 ''L's'' and ''Q's.'' 163 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,751 Why is getting an ''A'' so important to you? 164 00:08:35,795 --> 00:08:37,922 lt's not important-- 165 00:08:37,964 --> 00:08:39,955 all right it is. l know it shouldn't be 166 00:08:39,999 --> 00:08:42,832 but l can't help myself. lt's my whole identity. 167 00:08:42,869 --> 00:08:46,270 - What are you talking about? - Will you stop hollering at me? 168 00:08:46,306 --> 00:08:50,743 Look, everyone's got to be something, right? 169 00:08:50,777 --> 00:08:54,645 She's the fashionable one. You're the popular one. Who am l? 170 00:08:54,681 --> 00:08:56,672 The wacko one. 171 00:08:56,716 --> 00:08:59,207 You know Kelly, you remind me a lot of my cousin Denise. 172 00:08:59,252 --> 00:09:01,652 She never worried. She was always on honor roll. 173 00:09:01,688 --> 00:09:05,488 - Until she had Testaverde. - What happened to her? 174 00:09:05,525 --> 00:09:08,085 She flunked history, and had to go to summer school 175 00:09:08,127 --> 00:09:11,255 which was also taught by Testaverde. She got left back, dropped out, 176 00:09:11,297 --> 00:09:13,891 today she teaches English to foreign parrots. 177 00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:19,134 You see? She makes good sense. 178 00:09:19,172 --> 00:09:21,163 You guys might be right. 179 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:23,334 l think we should cut gym and hit the books. 180 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:26,436 This test is gonna be no piece of cake. 181 00:09:26,479 --> 00:09:29,505 Cake? Who has cake? 182 00:09:30,516 --> 00:09:33,508 Okay Screech. Slater will be here in a minute to pick this up. 183 00:09:33,553 --> 00:09:35,612 Actually, 7 1/2 seconds. 184 00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:37,680 Now you remember all the signals we rehearsed? 185 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:39,419 - Yep. - Okay. 186 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:41,552 All right, Morris. lt's time to pay the piper. 187 00:09:41,594 --> 00:09:43,585 Hey, l see you got my radio. 188 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:46,565 l got it. But what's the rush? How about another bet? 189 00:09:46,599 --> 00:09:49,329 You never learn, do you, sucker? 190 00:09:49,369 --> 00:09:52,202 What are you going to lose now, your TV set? 191 00:09:52,238 --> 00:09:55,867 l don't know. For some reason l kind of feel lucky today. 192 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:59,675 How about my TV and stereo for this radio and your jacket? 193 00:09:59,712 --> 00:10:02,272 You're on, ''Preppie.'' 194 00:10:02,315 --> 00:10:04,875 ( German man on radio ) This is Hans. Ver ist you, Elvis? 195 00:10:04,918 --> 00:10:07,045 What'd you say? 196 00:10:07,086 --> 00:10:10,681 Nein-- l mean, nothing. So call it. What's the bet? 197 00:10:10,723 --> 00:10:14,318 Okay, the bet is who's coming down those steps next. 198 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,557 - You're on. - l guess a blonde in tight jeans. 199 00:10:17,597 --> 00:10:21,397 And l say... a band member. 200 00:10:25,805 --> 00:10:29,263 Very good, Zack. How'd you do that? 201 00:10:34,747 --> 00:10:36,874 ( bangs ) 202 00:10:42,588 --> 00:10:46,115 Screech, your mother told me about lightning hitting you. 203 00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:48,252 l just want to make sure you're doing all right. 204 00:10:48,294 --> 00:10:50,285 - Tell me-- - 8:30 last night. 205 00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:52,423 When exactly were you struck by lightning? 206 00:10:52,465 --> 00:10:54,456 - 8:30? - Yeah. 207 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,468 - Are there any... - One. 208 00:10:56,502 --> 00:10:58,060 ...side-effects? Did you say one? 209 00:10:58,104 --> 00:11:00,095 Yeah, but it's a secret. l'm not supposed to tell anyone 210 00:11:00,139 --> 00:11:02,198 - l can see the future. - See the future? 211 00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:04,436 - Screech, that's-- - Preposterous? 212 00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:06,775 - Right. - Can she come in? 213 00:11:06,813 --> 00:11:08,144 ( knocking ) 214 00:11:08,181 --> 00:11:11,173 Mr. Wilson wants to know if you can move your lunch to 1 :00. 215 00:11:11,217 --> 00:11:13,310 He can't, he has a dentist appointment. 216 00:11:13,353 --> 00:11:15,548 Make it Tuesday. 217 00:11:16,589 --> 00:11:18,648 Now where was l? 218 00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:20,955 You were about to say no one has the power to see the future. 219 00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:23,929 Right! Screech, no one has the power to see the future. 220 00:11:23,963 --> 00:11:25,988 - Oops! l'll pick them up. - Pick what up? 221 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:31,230 Uh, Screech, l'm just curious. 222 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:33,431 My mother-in-law is staying with us indefinitely. 223 00:11:33,473 --> 00:11:35,464 Now, by any chance can you tell me--? 224 00:11:35,508 --> 00:11:39,035 - She'll be gone by Tuesday. - All right! 225 00:11:42,615 --> 00:11:45,812 Saturday, the track opens at noon and the first race is at 1 :00? 226 00:11:45,852 --> 00:11:48,013 Okay, thanks. Bye. 227 00:11:48,054 --> 00:11:50,079 Here put this in my gym bag. 228 00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:55,527 Come on, Screech. l can't wait forever. Tell me now. 229 00:11:55,561 --> 00:11:57,552 Tell you what? 230 00:11:57,597 --> 00:12:00,293 The three questions on Testaverde's midterm. 231 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:03,860 Discuss the four steps taken by the first Continental Congress; 232 00:12:03,903 --> 00:12:06,997 the three parts of the Declaration of lndependence; 233 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,942 and the Battle of Saratoga as the turning point of the war. 234 00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:15,004 That's my man! Now for the kill! 235 00:12:16,015 --> 00:12:18,540 Okay, Slater, it's the bet of the year: 236 00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:21,644 the loser has to be a slave for a week, 237 00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:24,315 and do anything the winner wants. Up to it? 238 00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:26,450 What are we betting on? 239 00:12:26,492 --> 00:12:29,893 l bet you that l'm going to ace Testaverde's midterm tomorrow. 240 00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:33,365 Zack, Testaverde couldn't ace Testaverde's midterm. 241 00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:35,390 We got a bet, Preppie. 242 00:12:35,435 --> 00:12:39,269 Excuse me, but l got to go home and start making a slave list. 243 00:12:39,305 --> 00:12:41,671 - You wish, Slater. - Hey, starting tomorrow, 244 00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:44,540 it's going to be ''Master Slater.'' 245 00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:46,568 Zack, how can you be so confident? 246 00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:49,012 Why not? Testaverde told us what to review. 247 00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:52,609 - But he talks so fast. - Oh really? l didn't notice. 248 00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:55,177 lt's too bad you don't want to study with me, 249 00:12:55,221 --> 00:12:57,519 but hey, failing miserably is no disgrace. 250 00:12:57,557 --> 00:12:59,548 Well, maybe l've changed my mind. 251 00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:02,390 - 7:30, my house? - Okay. 252 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:18,343 Zack, can you turn on another light? 253 00:13:18,377 --> 00:13:20,436 l can hardly see the book. 254 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,471 And that music is so mellow, it's distracting. 255 00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:25,882 Hey Kelly, l read that ''tension is the enemy of learning.'' 256 00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:29,217 - Really? - Sure. Try this: 257 00:13:29,255 --> 00:13:33,191 sit back, close your eyes, 258 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:35,990 and relax your body. 259 00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:40,361 - Okay, let's get back to-- - You're not relaxed enough! 260 00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:43,391 Look, l suggest some stress-releasing activity. 261 00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:45,427 Like what? 262 00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:48,463 - ( music volume rises ) - Come on. 263 00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:55,775 Zack... we're preparing for a midterm, not a prom. 264 00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:58,215 Kelly, relax. 265 00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:02,418 You think l want to be Slater's slave? 266 00:14:02,455 --> 00:14:05,822 We're going to ace this midterm. Trust me. 267 00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:08,919 Okay. 268 00:14:08,961 --> 00:14:11,020 Are you sure? 269 00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:13,054 Jessie: That's what l want to know. 270 00:14:13,099 --> 00:14:14,794 What are you doing here? 271 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,859 Zack, you said you knew all the questions. 272 00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:18,894 l couldn't keep it from my best friends. 273 00:14:18,938 --> 00:14:20,633 ( music stops ) 274 00:14:20,673 --> 00:14:22,800 Zack! You're an angel. 275 00:14:22,842 --> 00:14:26,539 l've lost two pounds since l heard the news. 276 00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:30,481 Where's the lightning when you really need it? 277 00:14:30,516 --> 00:14:33,508 Zack, how can you be so sure what's on Testaverde's midterm? 278 00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:36,954 Hey, come on. l can just... see it. 279 00:14:36,989 --> 00:14:39,253 Like Richard Dreyfuss in ''Close Encounters.'' 280 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,419 Oh, you mean some weird-looking creature told you? 281 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:44,020 Kind of. 282 00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:47,897 You do believe him, don't you, Jessie? 283 00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:50,630 Maybe l do. Because l know Zack, 284 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,797 and he wouldn't lie to Kelly. Would you, Zack? 285 00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:55,033 - No l wouldn't. - Because if Kelly found out 286 00:14:55,074 --> 00:14:57,235 this was an excuse to get her alone with you, 287 00:14:57,276 --> 00:14:59,369 she'd kill you, wouldn't you, Kelly? 288 00:14:59,412 --> 00:15:02,176 - Yes l would! - Hey, everyone-- take it easy. 289 00:15:02,215 --> 00:15:04,479 Just study the First Continental Congress, 290 00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:08,317 the Declaration of lndependence, and the Battle of Saratoga, okay? 291 00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:11,016 - What about everything else? - Don't waste your time. 292 00:15:11,057 --> 00:15:14,959 Now if you'll leave me alone, l have to prepare to get my ''A.'' 293 00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:21,827 - Zack! We've got to talk. - Screech, l'm studying. 294 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:25,030 That's just it. Now l see different questions on Testaverde's midterm. 295 00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:26,538 What do you mean? 296 00:15:26,572 --> 00:15:28,699 Now l see the Committees of Correspondence 297 00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:30,732 and the Battle of Trenton. 298 00:15:30,776 --> 00:15:33,574 No wait, it's ''The Battle of The Network Stars.'' 299 00:15:33,613 --> 00:15:36,582 l see Patrick Henry-- 300 00:15:36,616 --> 00:15:39,449 no it's Patrick Swayze-- 301 00:15:39,485 --> 00:15:43,387 dirty dancing across the Delaware with Martha Washington. 302 00:15:44,657 --> 00:15:47,091 l see Paul Revere on a bus-- 303 00:15:48,194 --> 00:15:51,288 Zack, did you know that Lincoln freed the Japanese? 304 00:15:52,632 --> 00:15:54,793 l think l've lost it. 305 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,825 Come on, don't jump to conclusions. 306 00:15:56,869 --> 00:15:59,633 Hey, you knew l was going to say that, didn't you? 307 00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:01,867 All right, call it in the air. 308 00:16:01,907 --> 00:16:04,000 Heads! 309 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:07,012 Two out of three. 310 00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:09,412 Tails! 311 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:12,611 l'm history... 312 00:16:12,652 --> 00:16:15,416 unless l come up with a plan. 313 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,218 Zack, we could get in real trouble for this. 314 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:23,820 Screech, just flush the toilets. 315 00:16:25,831 --> 00:16:28,231 lt's ringing. Ready with the buckets! 316 00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:31,202 Hello, Mr. Testaverde? Well, this is Mr. Belding. 317 00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:33,933 What? What? You can hardly hear me? 318 00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:36,237 Well, that's because of all the chaos around here. 319 00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:38,743 The pipes broke this morning and we're up to our knees in water! 320 00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:41,212 ( yelling ) l can't stop the water, Joe! 321 00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:43,807 The water's rising, Tom. Help! 322 00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,377 Yes we're postponing all midterms 323 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,411 until we've got this mess under control. 324 00:16:49,455 --> 00:16:51,514 So don't bother coming in today, all right? 325 00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:55,118 All right! Okay, cut out the noise. 326 00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:57,288 Whew! 327 00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:02,461 Zack, are you sure this is going to work? 328 00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:05,664 Screech, in confusion, there's victory. 329 00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:09,698 Now, Belding should be entering his office just about now. 330 00:17:09,742 --> 00:17:12,711 He sits down, hears the phone ring, and-- 331 00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:14,804 ( speaking rapidly ) Hello, Mr. Belding? 332 00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:16,872 This is Mr. Testaverde. What's wrong with me? 333 00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:19,248 You can hear what's wrong with me. Laryngitis, a horrible cough 334 00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:21,617 - and postnasal drip! - ( banging ) 335 00:17:22,621 --> 00:17:24,816 That was the doorbell. 336 00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:26,848 The delivery boy's here with my medicine. 337 00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:29,156 l'm too sick to come in. lf l give you my three questions, 338 00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:32,562 will you administer it for me? Thanks. Here's the questions... 339 00:17:33,699 --> 00:17:36,691 Thanks for helping me, Zack. l feel so good about this test. 340 00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:39,261 Me too. l hope. 341 00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:41,364 Zack, if you're wrong, 342 00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:44,103 l'm going to need a jumbo barf bag. 343 00:17:45,111 --> 00:17:47,443 A list of slave chores, Morris. 344 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,675 And that's just for the first day. 345 00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:53,344 Housebreak your Doberman? 346 00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:55,581 lf l don't get an ''A'' on this test, 347 00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:58,488 l will train my dog to think you're a tree, okay? 348 00:17:58,524 --> 00:18:00,617 ( school bell rings ) 349 00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:04,919 Morning, class. 350 00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:08,058 - What's he doing here? - l have no idea. 351 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:12,036 Mr. Testaverde's ill, so l'm going to administer his midterm. 352 00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:14,938 Now the exam consists of three essay questions: 353 00:18:14,974 --> 00:18:18,000 l'll read them aloud, so listen carefully and copy them down. 354 00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:23,140 Number one: Discuss the four steps taken by the Continental Congress. 355 00:18:24,784 --> 00:18:29,847 Number two: Discuss the three parts of the Declaration of lndependence. 356 00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:32,790 Number three: Discuss the Battle of Saratoga 357 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:36,261 as the turning point in the war. Good luck, everyone. 358 00:18:36,295 --> 00:18:39,628 - You're terrific, Zack. - Hey, l was right all along. 359 00:18:45,204 --> 00:18:47,331 Richard! 360 00:18:47,373 --> 00:18:48,635 Belding: George, what are you doing here? 361 00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:51,199 My loyalty to school wouldn't let me stay home in time of crisis. 362 00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:53,370 Besides, plumbing's my hobby. Where's the flood? 363 00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:56,142 What flood? And what happened to your laryngitis? 364 00:18:56,182 --> 00:18:59,811 Laryngitis? l don't have laryngitis. What's going on here? 365 00:18:59,852 --> 00:19:02,184 Well, l'm giving your midterm. 366 00:19:02,221 --> 00:19:04,212 Those are not the questions to my midterm. 367 00:19:04,256 --> 00:19:06,247 These are the questions you called me with. 368 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,283 - You called me! - George, you called me. 369 00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:10,318 - Richard you called me. - No, George. You called me. 370 00:19:10,362 --> 00:19:14,298 Wait a minute-- you called me George. 371 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,029 You always call me George. 372 00:19:17,069 --> 00:19:20,038 The person who phoned me called me ''Mr. Testaverde.'' 373 00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:23,508 And the person who phoned me called me ''Mr. Belding.'' 374 00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:27,569 But what kind of devious creature would make two fake phone calls? 375 00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:30,741 ( phone ringing ) 376 00:19:38,691 --> 00:19:41,421 Zack can't come to the phone right now. 377 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,258 He's on the way to pick up his season tickets to detention. 378 00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:47,891 lf you'd like to leave a message, please wait for the beep. 379 00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:50,493 Beep. 380 00:19:50,536 --> 00:19:55,405 Now... for the real questions. 381 00:19:55,441 --> 00:19:57,636 ( rapidly ) Number one: List and discuss 382 00:19:57,676 --> 00:19:59,541 the lntolerable Acts of 177 4. Number two: Describe four steps 383 00:19:59,578 --> 00:20:00,943 taken by the Second Continental Congress. 384 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,379 Number three: Discuss two strengths and three weaknesses 385 00:20:02,414 --> 00:20:04,177 of the Articles of Confederation. 386 00:20:05,985 --> 00:20:07,976 Hey all right! He posted the grades. 387 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:11,922 - ''C-.'' - Not bad. Congratulations. 388 00:20:11,957 --> 00:20:14,152 l am a forgiving person, Zack. 389 00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:17,924 But this is going to take a very long time. 390 00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:23,631 A ''D+''? l'm going to be sick. 391 00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:26,763 Lisa, what is that funny-looking letter next to my name? 392 00:20:27,806 --> 00:20:30,104 lt's a ''Q,'' Jessie. 393 00:20:30,142 --> 00:20:34,545 No, really. l can take it. Whatever l got, l deserved. 394 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,980 For the first time in my life l took the easy way out. 395 00:20:37,016 --> 00:20:39,314 l'm prepared to face the consequences. 396 00:20:39,351 --> 00:20:41,717 lt's a ''B,'' Jessie. 397 00:20:43,889 --> 00:20:46,585 Oh, gosh, we better take her to the nurse. 398 00:20:48,627 --> 00:20:52,654 - Zack, l got an ''A''! - Screech, how'd you do that? 399 00:20:52,698 --> 00:20:54,689 l was seeing so many different pictures, 400 00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:57,361 l just stayed up all night and went over everything. 401 00:20:57,403 --> 00:21:00,497 Oh, you cheated-- you studied. 402 00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:03,099 And now we come to Zack Morris: 403 00:21:03,142 --> 00:21:04,632 ( bangs ) 404 00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:07,669 ''F-'', for scamming. 405 00:21:07,713 --> 00:21:12,377 Well, Zack, l'd say you lost the bet there, ''slave.'' 406 00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:15,216 You can give me back my jacket, 407 00:21:15,254 --> 00:21:18,314 use your cellular phone to order me a pizza, 408 00:21:18,357 --> 00:21:22,555 and then start get to work on this list. 409 00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:33,029 Yes, hello. l'd like to order a large pizza 410 00:21:33,072 --> 00:21:35,506 with mushrooms, anchovies... 411 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:39,307 and the hottest peppers you can find. 412 00:21:45,784 --> 00:21:48,480 ( instrumental theme music plays ) 413 00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:53,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34330

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