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( bell rings )
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* When l wake up in the morningand the alarm gives out a warning *
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* l don't think l'll evermake it on time *
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* By the time l grab my booksand l give myself a look *
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* l'm at the corner just in timeto see the bus fly by *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell *
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* lf the teacher pops a testl know l'm in a mess *
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* And my dog ateall my homework last night *
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* Ridin' low on my chair,she won't know that l'm there *
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* lf l can hand it in tomorrowit will be all right *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell... *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the-- *
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* lt's all right, 'cause l'm savedby the-- *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the bell. *
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We just got report cards.
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Jessie got all ''A's''...
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her parents bought her
flowers.
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Kelly got ''B's''...
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her parents bought her
an ice cream.
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l haven't figured out
what to buy my parents yet.
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But Lisa made honor roll,
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and you should see
what her father gave her.
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Where's Lisa? l can't wait
to see her new outfit.
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Me too.
She's my reason for being.
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l cannot believe her father gave her
his credit card to go to the mall.
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l know. lt's like letting a vampire
loose in a blood bank.
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Watch it, ''Dimples.''
That's my fox you're talking about.
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Screech,
she's not your fox.
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Why don't you just find
another chick?
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Whoa! May l remind you both
that we are girls?
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We are not ''foxes,''
not ''chicks,''
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nor any other cute little animal
you boys like.
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- Do you understand?
- Sure, ''Kitten.''
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Food's here.
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Compliments
of my new magic serving cart.
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Zack: So where's the magic,
Max?
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Oh, it's...
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voil�!
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How do you like it?
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l love it, but didn't your father
say to just buy something nice?
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l couldn't help myself.
l caught such great sales.
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All my clothes
were half-off.
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''Half-off''?
l can't take this tension.
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Lisa, l think you better total up
everything you bought right now.
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Really?
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l have a calculator on my watch.
You can use it if you hold my wrist.
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Screech, heel.
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- Where are the receipts?
- Here.
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$62 for the top,
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$1 26 for the jacket
and shorts,
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and $198
for the boots, purse
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and ''Maneater'' perfume?
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- Come on, what's the total?
- $386.
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$386?
You think l went overboard?
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- Like the crew of the Titanic.
- This is serious.
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Lisa, when your father finds out,
you are going to get in trouble.
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Oh come on.
l'm ''Daddy's little girl.''
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lf you want to live to be ''Daddy's
big girl, '' take the stuff back.
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Lisa, l think you should keep
one thing and return the rest.
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Maybe you're right. l have to go
back to the mall anyway.
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They're having a big shoe sale.
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l got here as soon as l could.
What's going on?
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Lisa's running away-- the store
wouldn't let her return her clothes.
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Oh.
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Lisa, running away
isn't the answer.
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Do what l do
when l do something wrong.
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- What's that?
- Enjoy it, then deny it.
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Lisa, when you do something wrong,
you should admit it.
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What do you do, Kelly?
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Well, gee. l can't remember
doing anything wrong.
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Oh, shut up!
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l'm sorry.
l'm just upset.
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Lisa, no matter
what l've done,
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l've always been direct and honest
with my parents.
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l'm with Jessie.
The truth is easiest, and it works.
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But l can't tell my father.
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Then why don't you tell your mother
and pay her to keep quiet?
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- Pay her with what?
- Put it on the card. Why stop now?
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Lisa, why can't you tell
your father?
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Because l don't know
how he'll react.
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( knocking )
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Come in.
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- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi, Daddy.
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What did you want to talk
to me about?
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Daddy, l don't know
what to do.
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l've made a big mistake.
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l'm sure it's not that bad,
Princess.
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Tell your father.
He knows best.
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Okay.
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Daddy, l've run up a $400 bill
on your credit card.
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( thunder crashing )
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( booming voice )
You what?
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l'm sorry.
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Who's the worst
daughter of all?
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Lisa-- Lisa-- Lisa!
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You...
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are a father's
worst nightmare.
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What's happened to me?
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l'm not Daddy's little girl
anymore.
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He's going to kill me.
l know it.
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Don't panic. All you have to do
is pay your father back.
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Yeah, but where am l
going to get the money?
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Ask for a $400 advance
on your allowance.
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Why don't you try
to earn the money?
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Earn money?
Moi?
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This sounds like a job
for ''Zackman.''
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Do you really think we're
going to make a lot of money today?
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We're going to be raking it in
all day.
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- Starting now.
- How?
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Lisa, sit down, look pretty
and trust me.
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Hey guys come on,
crowd around, crowd around.
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( school bell rings )
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Okay, settle down.
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- Good morning, class.
- Students: Good morning.
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Resume where we left off yesterday.
You all know the chapter.
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You mean ''Reproduction
in the Animal Kingdom''?
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Well, l prefer to call it,
''Monkey Business in the Jungle.''
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l read the chapter last night,
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but l'm still not clear
who does what to whom and how.
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Yeah, and how come birds
aren't attracted to horses?
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Oh, but they are.
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Unfortunately there just isn't
enough room in the nest.
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Today's topic is,
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''The Pond:
Nature's Hot Tub.''
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Could you write on the board again,
your list
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- of ''Pond Playmates of the Month''?
- All right,
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we'll start with the Beatles,
then throw in some Rolling Stones.
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Teacher:
Does anyone know the sound
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the male frog makesto attract the female?
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( shrieks )
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No, that's the little boy porcupine
getting too close to his mate.
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The male frog goes...
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( croaks )
Ribbit-- ribbit-- ribbit.
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That's merely his way of saying,
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''Your pad or mine?''
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lnsect love on the other hand,can be very, very dangerous.
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An unwelcome suitor is oftendriven off by terrifying threats.
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Get away, creeps!
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Oh no.
Much worse than that.
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Like--
( screeching )
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Try it, try it.
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( all screeching )
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Good, very good.
Excellent. Wonderful.
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Wonderful.You really have it.
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( P.A. signal beeps )
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Good morning, students.This is your principal, Mr. Belding.
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( all groan )
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Thank you.
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l want to remind you, our charity
drive will continue all week.
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So please put all clothing
and canned goods in the gym,
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and not on top of my car,
no matter what Zack Morris says.
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( laughter )
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lt's also time for our annualEarthquake Drill.
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Yes, when that
siren sounds,
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get down,
'cause there'll be--
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* A whole lot of shakin'
goin' on. *
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( Belding laughs )
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( siren wails )
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All right, everybody,
climb under your tables,
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like burrowing badgers.
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Screech:
Lisa!
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( gasps )
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( gasps )
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( screams )
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How could you
do this to me?
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Hey Lisa, l thought you wanted
to kiss your debt goodbye.
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Not with my lips.
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l feel so--
so cheap.
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Lisa, you're not cheap.
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You made $36.
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So l just have to press
this button to open them?
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That's all.
l wired everything.
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Are you sure l have nothing
to worry about?
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You might lose your hair
when you're older.
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l mean now.
How about now, you yo-yo?
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You're too young
to lose it now, dipstick!
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Zack, do we really
have to do this?
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Lisa, we only have
two-and-a-half days left.
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lf you want to raise money,
you'll have to sell your clothes.
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All right, you guys know
what to do.
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Don't worry about it, ''Preppie.''
We'll take care of Belding.
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All right everybody,
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the ''Lisa Special Sale''
is about to begin.
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Okay, what am l bid
for this lovely lingerie?
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Worn by Lisa
while dreaming of Screech.
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- My entire life savings!
- Sold!
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lt's only two dollars.
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Two dollars?
That cost 20!
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lt will lie next to me
every night in my bed.
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l thought you slept
with your dog.
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He won't mind.
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Okay, how much am l bid
for these cowboy boots?
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Almost brand new.
Worn only once by Lisa
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while she was watching
a rodeo on TV.
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- Six dollars.
- Sold!
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How much am l bid
for the left one?
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- Four dollars.
- You got it!
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That's what l call
a ''matching pair.''
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Okay, how much am l bid
for this wig?
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Worn by Lisa during her
''Tina Turner'' phase.
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( boy yells )
Four dollars!
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Sold to Rocco.
No questions asked.
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Hey, Belding is coming.
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Closing them!
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- Hi, Mr. Belding.
- Hello, Morris.
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He's on to us, Zack.
l know it, we're dead!
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- Hi, Screech.
- Hello, goodbye. Let's do lunch.
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Hmm.
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Let the sale resume!
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Belding!
He's ba-ack!
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Closing them!
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Are you hiding something,
Zachary?
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- Me?
- Uh-huh.
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Mr. Belding, sir.
l need your opinion.
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l was wondering,
what do you think of this?
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lt's all right, l guess.
ls it for your girlfriend?
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No, sir.
lt's for me.
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l'd like to wear it
to school tomorrow.
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Come into my office,
young lady-- Slater.
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Now.
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You think moving
from school to school
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has caused an identity crisis?
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l'm not sure who l am
anymore, sir.
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All l know is that
l'm a size six.
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l would have
guessed a 1 2.
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l'm confused, sir.
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You know, maybe l'm trying too hard
to get girls to like me.
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Hey, now l can
identify with that.
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This may come
as a surprise to you,
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but when l was your age,
l wasn't--
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well, you know--
the hunk l am now.
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l can't believe this, sir.
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No, l thought
you were ''stud city.''
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Everybody thinks that.
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No, l never had a date
until l was in the Army.
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And even she
was with the enemy.
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Tell me more.
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ln high school,
l was such a geek.
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l had to go to the prom
with my own sister.
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l was so embarrassed.
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Let it out, big guy.
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Lean on me.
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00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,935
Attention shoppers,
for two minutes only,
246
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,962
''The Lisa Beach Collection,''
247
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:31,204
what the well-dressed teenager
will be wearing this summer.
248
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,370
Screech, hit it.
249
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,903
( music plays )
250
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,877
And now for the beautiful
and enchanting...
251
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,946
Kelly,
''Goddess of the Sand.''
252
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,720
( whistles, cheering )
253
00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:54,996
Oh my gosh,
she's in a bathing suit!
254
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,526
The bidding is open.
255
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,663
The bidding is closed.
Sold to me for $1 2.
256
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,697
Thank you, Kelly.
Go get dressed.
257
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,868
Stay away
from these animals.
258
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,275
After the war,
l was dateless again.
259
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:12,182
That Viet Cong girl
dumped me.
260
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:17,679
But then l went to college and met
the future Mrs. Belding.
261
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:21,284
See, she was on the swim team,
and l was a towel boy.
262
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,058
l tripped, hit my head,
fell into the water--
263
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,395
she saved my life.
264
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,527
Wow, that's a beautiful
story, sir.
265
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,696
l'll never forget
her first words to me,
266
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,797
''Don't swallow your tongue.''
267
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,001
( intercom buzzing )
268
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,468
Yes?
269
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:43,037
Mr. Belding, maintenance wants youin the boys' bathroom.
270
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:46,779
Someone flushedMr. Fetterman's toupee.
271
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,083
l'll be right there.
272
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,112
Wait!
273
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:56,751
What's going on here?
274
00:14:56,795 --> 00:15:00,026
Oh, we're just standing around
doing macho guy stuff
275
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,090
next to a bunch
of women's clothes.
276
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,466
Who's are these, anyway?
277
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,700
Uh... Lisa's sir. l helped her
bring them to school today.
278
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,731
Yeah, Lisa needs
to get rid of them.
279
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:14,109
This is the most generous act
l've ever witnessed at this school.
280
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:18,344
lmagine one person donating
all this to our clothing drive.
281
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,080
- But, sir!
- And you of all people helping her.
282
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,851
- l'm getting chills, brother.
- l'm getting sweats.
283
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,358
You know what?
Lisa has done enough.
284
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,556
Let's all take this
to the gym for her, huh?
285
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,330
We only made $53
selling Lisa's clothes,
286
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,997
so she had to do the most
humiliating, insulting,
287
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:43,201
degrading thing possible for her--
get a job!
288
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,437
How's she doing?
289
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,372
Let me put it another way--
290
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:54,079
if Lisa were a car,
she'd be recalled.
291
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,110
l'm sorry, Max!
292
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:58,180
That's okay, it's only
the third tray you've dropped.
293
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,282
Don't worry about it.
294
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,285
See? l had the kitchen
Velcro your orders.
295
00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:06,320
Thanks.
296
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,390
So, did you get more tips?
297
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,995
Yeah, l got a tip. Alan Seltzer
told me to get another job.
298
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,301
Waitress, can l have
a glass of water?
299
00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,330
Get it yourself!
300
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,707
Lisa, you're a waitress.
You have to wait on people.
301
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,372
Zack, he just wants
to soak his retainer.
302
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,404
Waitress!
303
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,418
How can l work with all these people
bothering me?
304
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,379
So what's the total?
305
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:35,723
Well, so far Lisa's earned
$3.10 in tips.
306
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,161
Kelly:
Who gave you the 10*?
307
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,064
Everybody gave me
10*.
308
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,090
Waitress!
309
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,695
- What is it?
- Would you bring me a hamburger?
310
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,728
l already brought you 10.
311
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,241
l want to give you business.
l like you.
312
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,937
Thank you.
313
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:56,846
Waitress!
Where's my Ovaltine?
314
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,077
Miss, this isn't
what l ordered.
315
00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:01,108
You were supposed
to toast my buns.
316
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:05,385
You want toasted buns?
Go sit on a microwave!
317
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:08,291
That's it! l've had it!
318
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,352
Hey, hey,
what's wrong?
319
00:17:10,395 --> 00:17:12,727
l'll never make any money
at this rate.
320
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,789
Well then, you've got
to move faster.
321
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,233
Look, the more people you wait on,
the more tips you get, right?
322
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:21,831
Come on Lisa. l'll show you.
l used to be a busboy in Bolivia.
323
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,067
Hey, l'm not done.
324
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,102
Yes you are.
325
00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:30,137
Right, l forgot.
326
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,611
Hey, what are you doing?
327
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:39,385
- Hey, it's fast food.
- Here's your check.
328
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:41,415
Hey, come on you guys.
329
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,951
Come on, move it.
330
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:06,109
$37 in tips in three hours?
Whoo! l can't believe it!
331
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:09,120
Lisa, that's great.
You only need about 230 more.
332
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:12,419
We're a great team. You know,
we might make it after all.
333
00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:14,789
Yeah, maybe.
l mean if l keep working,
334
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:16,987
and Zack sells more of my clothes.
335
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:20,863
Uh... Lisa?
Can we talk?
336
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,890
Over there?
337
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,199
Yeah, sure.
338
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,508
Lisa, all your clothes
are gone.
339
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,340
- Gone? That's great!
- Not really.
340
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,710
Belding thought you brought them in
for the charity drive.
341
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,511
He was so touched by your donation,
l couldn't tell him the truth.
342
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:43,280
( giddy laughter )
343
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,256
l'm a fool, Zack.
344
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,285
No, l am.
Look, l'm sorry, Lisa.
345
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,992
l'll tell Belding it was my fault
and get your stuff back.
346
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,592
No, Zack. l want to make
that donation.
347
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,536
lt's about time l start thinking
of someone besides myself.
348
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,039
And l'm going to tell
my father the truth.
349
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,406
Now Lisa,
don't panic.
350
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:08,106
Zack, if my father finds out
what l've done before l tell him,
351
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,671
he's going to be
really hurt.
352
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,809
Then maybe you'd better
tell your father.
353
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:15,342
l see this is
hurting you, too.
354
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,719
l want to thank you
for all you've done.
355
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,452
l'm really grateful
for everything you tried to do.
356
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,290
But l've got to stand
on my own two feet now.
357
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,024
And it's not going to be easy
with all my shoes gone.
358
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,659
( knocking )
359
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,830
Come in.
360
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,170
You wanted to talk to me,
Princess?
361
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,676
l'm not a princess,
l'm not a nice person,
362
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,701
l'm pond scum!
363
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,737
What are you
talking about?
364
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,841
Remember when you gave me your
credit card to buy something nice?
365
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,182
l bought 10
nice somethings.
366
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,189
Are you saying you charged
too much on my credit card?
367
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,657
$386 too much.
368
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,922
l'd say that's too much.
Yes.
369
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,896
l'm sorry, Daddy.
370
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:01,262
We all make mistakes,
sweetheart.
371
00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:03,563
l'm sure you've learned
your lesson.
372
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,503
Now, let's go
to The Sizzler.
373
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,564
''The Sizzler''?
After all l've been through?
374
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:23,486
Daddy, l was
kissed by nerds!
375
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,752
And l sold
all my clothes!
376
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,851
And l got a job--
as a waitress!
377
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,330
My daughter
waited on tables?
378
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:36,664
Yeah, here's $153.
That's what l've made so far.
379
00:20:38,603 --> 00:20:42,095
lt sounds like
you've been through a lot.
380
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,109
Daddy, punish me.
Get it over with.
381
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:49,102
l just want to be treated
like any normal, beautiful girl.
382
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,513
l've got a better idea.
383
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:55,350
You're going to keep that job
until you pay me back every cent.
384
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,787
- ( knocking )
- Come in.
385
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:02,118
Excuse me, Dr. Turtle.
We came by to give this to Lisa.
386
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,095
- What is it?
- $83. We all chipped in.
387
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,655
Screech even sold his body
to science.
388
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:11,533
Yeah, they gave him
$20 to take it back.
389
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:15,199
You have some loyal friends.
You are a very lucky girl.
390
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,232
Thanks, you guys, you're great.
But l can't take this.
391
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,744
l've got to earn back
the money myself,
392
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,247
or he'll ship me
to a foreign country.
393
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:25,772
lt'll never happen.
394
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,217
No foreign country
could afford her.
395
00:21:32,657 --> 00:21:35,558
The moral of the story, gang?
Well, it's simple:
396
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:39,997
''The Lisa Card''--
don't leave home with it.
397
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,799
( instrumentaltheme music plays )
398
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:53,399
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