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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,164 --> 00:00:15,156 _ 2 00:00:31,921 --> 00:00:34,194 Bridgette Bird gets the rebound... 3 00:00:34,294 --> 00:00:35,996 Fifteen seconds left on the clock. 4 00:00:36,096 --> 00:00:38,078 The Celtics... they're down by two. 5 00:00:38,178 --> 00:00:40,688 She drives right, she spins left. 6 00:00:40,798 --> 00:00:42,365 She goes up for a jumper. 7 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:44,684 Oh, she scores! 8 00:00:44,784 --> 00:00:47,006 The crowd goes wild! 9 00:00:47,106 --> 00:00:48,367 But she was fouled! 10 00:00:48,739 --> 00:00:51,199 Oh... The pressure's on. 11 00:00:51,414 --> 00:00:52,684 If you make this... 12 00:00:52,684 --> 00:00:54,697 you're the starting shooting guard of the Celtics. 13 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,785 If you miss... 14 00:00:57,768 --> 00:00:59,327 you're a big, fat loser. 15 00:01:02,114 --> 00:01:03,616 Oh! 16 00:01:03,912 --> 00:01:06,054 And Bridgette Bird goes from college dropout 17 00:01:06,154 --> 00:01:08,656 to champion... her family must be so proud. 18 00:01:08,756 --> 00:01:11,219 Whoa... hey, whoa! That's my stuff! 19 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,821 Hey, hey, hey, hey! That's my son's iPad! 20 00:01:13,921 --> 00:01:14,972 Hey, I need that... 21 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:16,904 Shit. 22 00:01:17,206 --> 00:01:20,042 Hey, come back here. Hey, come back here! 23 00:01:20,679 --> 00:01:22,941 Oh, thank you. Will you help me down? 24 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,223 Thank you... Wait... Hey... Uh... 25 00:01:25,323 --> 00:01:27,024 Stop! Hey... 26 00:01:27,124 --> 00:01:28,955 Those are my Jordans! 27 00:01:29,286 --> 00:01:32,039 Wait, I'm a single mom! 28 00:01:49,606 --> 00:01:53,469 ♪ But all that's left to do is 29 00:01:59,414 --> 00:02:02,170 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 30 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:09,021 Hi. Can I get 31 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:10,560 - four black and white cookies? - Sure. 32 00:02:10,585 --> 00:02:11,611 Thanks. 33 00:02:21,032 --> 00:02:22,167 Thank you. 34 00:02:26,908 --> 00:02:28,774 Were you guys at the park last night? 35 00:02:37,746 --> 00:02:38,986 Here. 36 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:41,678 I think I just saw the kids who robbed me. 37 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:43,299 What? Let's go get him. 38 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,612 There's like six of them. 39 00:02:45,979 --> 00:02:47,684 So? We can take 'em. 40 00:02:47,684 --> 00:02:49,683 I dunno. What are we gonna do? 41 00:02:49,715 --> 00:02:51,216 They took your fucking shoes! 42 00:02:51,316 --> 00:02:53,378 What? You want me to go beat someone up? 43 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,247 I'll get you some new shoes, Bridge. 44 00:02:57,081 --> 00:02:58,499 Uhh... 45 00:02:58,499 --> 00:02:59,639 Here. 46 00:03:00,258 --> 00:03:01,662 Thanks. 47 00:03:03,245 --> 00:03:05,307 - What's up with you? - Bullshit. 48 00:03:05,407 --> 00:03:06,477 Why? 49 00:03:07,769 --> 00:03:10,457 You know, I was at church with my dad. 50 00:03:11,092 --> 00:03:14,035 Our routine... allowance exchange. 51 00:03:14,135 --> 00:03:16,557 It's pathetic. It's humiliating. 52 00:03:16,885 --> 00:03:18,451 Can't he just put it in the mail? 53 00:03:19,012 --> 00:03:20,669 You know, he says that... 54 00:03:21,186 --> 00:03:23,609 he's gonna support me through grad school, right? 55 00:03:23,710 --> 00:03:25,251 - Yeah. - But the only way 56 00:03:25,351 --> 00:03:27,413 that I get support from my fucking dad 57 00:03:27,513 --> 00:03:30,674 is if I go... to a church service? 58 00:03:32,328 --> 00:03:34,799 Why not just support me? He has the money to do it. 59 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:38,471 This is the last time that I'm taking anything from him. 60 00:03:38,534 --> 00:03:40,435 - I can do this shit on my own. - Mm-hmm. 61 00:03:40,535 --> 00:03:43,449 - You say this every week. - I do say this every week. 62 00:03:43,449 --> 00:03:45,158 I'd go to church for the allowance. 63 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:46,791 - Bullshit! - I'd go to a Protestant 64 00:03:46,891 --> 00:03:48,177 church, I'd go to a Catholic church. 65 00:03:48,202 --> 00:03:49,343 I'd even go to 66 00:03:49,368 --> 00:03:50,830 - a Jehovah's Witness church... - You know what? 67 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,116 Come with me next week. 68 00:03:52,216 --> 00:03:53,758 I'll give you half of my allowance. 69 00:03:53,783 --> 00:03:55,595 - Deal! - Bullshit. 70 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,722 Look at her. Startin' 'em young 71 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,655 - with the false beliefs. - Yep. 72 00:04:01,024 --> 00:04:03,471 Wonder Woman is just as much of a lie as Barbie. 73 00:04:03,907 --> 00:04:06,858 - A-men, sistah. - Yep. Yep. 74 00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:09,774 - Uhhhhh! - What about you? 75 00:04:09,799 --> 00:04:10,958 You okay? 76 00:04:11,841 --> 00:04:13,606 Not really. 77 00:04:14,239 --> 00:04:16,861 I'm just gonna block the whole Craigslist thing out. 78 00:04:16,961 --> 00:04:18,623 I mean, well, you can't block it out. 79 00:04:18,723 --> 00:04:21,065 You was kind of sexually assaulted. 80 00:04:21,165 --> 00:04:23,267 - Poof... it's gone. - You know what? 81 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:24,868 It's the system. 82 00:04:24,968 --> 00:04:27,689 - System's keeping us down. - Always. 83 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:28,990 Keeping you down more, I guess. 84 00:04:29,089 --> 00:04:30,302 Especially me! 85 00:04:30,611 --> 00:04:32,713 I just wish I didn't have a pussy to grab. 86 00:04:32,813 --> 00:04:34,554 Well, maybe you need like a chastity belt. 87 00:04:34,654 --> 00:04:37,437 Men in Tights." 88 00:04:37,537 --> 00:04:39,599 I pee too much. What is happening here? 89 00:04:39,699 --> 00:04:41,503 She can't get out. 90 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:45,644 Oh, man, she is getting real mad. 91 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,383 - Look at her. - So pissed. 92 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:49,278 Should we go help her? 93 00:04:50,829 --> 00:04:53,051 - No... - Nothing we can do. 94 00:04:53,151 --> 00:04:54,692 Let's go get Larry. He'll make us feel better. 95 00:04:54,792 --> 00:04:57,515 - Come on. - Yeah. All right, let's go. 96 00:05:01,478 --> 00:05:02,860 That's the spirit. 97 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,023 Cows and pigs and... 98 00:05:06,123 --> 00:05:08,144 - A farm! - A farm! 99 00:05:08,244 --> 00:05:09,706 Draw something 100 00:05:09,806 --> 00:05:12,068 - for me? - I love you, baba. 101 00:05:12,168 --> 00:05:14,063 - He's cute, right? - Hey, guys. 102 00:05:15,050 --> 00:05:16,312 Hi, baby! 103 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:18,168 Hi, Lar-Lar. 104 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,056 Are you all right? I heard they mugged you. 105 00:05:21,056 --> 00:05:22,917 - I'm fine. - Yeah, you can't 106 00:05:22,942 --> 00:05:25,004 go out there late by yourself. You know better than that. 107 00:05:25,062 --> 00:05:27,325 Sorry. I got inspired. It won't happen again. 108 00:05:27,543 --> 00:05:29,965 Yo, bro, Muscle Man Mud Run. 109 00:05:30,065 --> 00:05:32,247 It's a wicked hard obstacle course. 110 00:05:32,347 --> 00:05:33,800 Will I look like you when I finish? 111 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,662 - I'm tellin' ya. - Is it for guys only? 112 00:05:35,761 --> 00:05:37,703 - No, it's not. - Then why'd you only 113 00:05:37,803 --> 00:05:39,385 - hand it to the guy? - All right, look... 114 00:05:40,162 --> 00:05:41,495 Here, take some? 115 00:05:41,495 --> 00:05:43,797 Raising money for the VA, you know. 116 00:05:43,897 --> 00:05:46,955 Support our troops. For a good cause. 117 00:05:49,102 --> 00:05:50,208 Let me see this. 118 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:54,367 You know what, how come that guy can walk around 119 00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:56,729 - without a shirt on? - I would love to spend a day 120 00:05:56,829 --> 00:05:58,410 with the confidence of a mediocre white guy. 121 00:05:58,510 --> 00:05:59,812 - Mm-hmm. - You know, 122 00:05:59,912 --> 00:06:01,295 I've always wanted to do one of these. 123 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:03,277 - Shut the fuck up. - What? It's strong 124 00:06:03,377 --> 00:06:05,639 and powerful, and... and strong and powerful women 125 00:06:05,739 --> 00:06:07,401 are super on trend right now, so... 126 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,763 Mm, I'm not really interested in being on trend. 127 00:06:10,264 --> 00:06:11,565 I don't think it's a good idea, guys. 128 00:06:11,665 --> 00:06:13,406 I can't have Larry's mom breaking a bone, 129 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:15,888 and you, baby, I-I don't want you to get hurt. 130 00:06:15,988 --> 00:06:17,610 What do you mean, you can't have me breaking a bone? 131 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,251 I don't think it's a good idea, I... 132 00:06:19,351 --> 00:06:21,413 What, is it, like, up to you if I break a bone or not? 133 00:06:21,513 --> 00:06:23,015 I just don't want you walking around all crutched up, 134 00:06:23,115 --> 00:06:24,130 you know what I'm sayin'? 135 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:25,497 You know what? 136 00:06:25,948 --> 00:06:28,500 Fuck you. And fuck those dude bros. 137 00:06:28,961 --> 00:06:30,822 I'm done with shit getting done to us. 138 00:06:31,238 --> 00:06:32,339 We're doin' this. 139 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:33,500 "We"? 140 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,036 We are doin' this. 141 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,225 Fuck it. If I can eat through my lap-band... 142 00:06:39,325 --> 00:06:40,706 You can do anything. 143 00:06:40,806 --> 00:06:42,308 - Yes! - Oh, yeah! 144 00:06:42,408 --> 00:06:43,869 - Muscle Man! - That's right! 145 00:06:43,969 --> 00:06:46,151 - Now we can go topless! - Yeah! 146 00:06:46,251 --> 00:06:48,253 - Muscle Man! - Muscle man! 147 00:06:49,425 --> 00:06:51,301 What the fuck did we just agree to do? 148 00:06:51,301 --> 00:06:52,762 I don't know. It's like we're in 149 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:54,250 a bad Goldie Hawn movie from the '80s. 150 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,711 I don't go to the gym. 151 00:06:55,736 --> 00:06:57,518 - I don't work out! - I know, what... 152 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:59,244 I'm gonna deal with my pussy grab 153 00:06:59,269 --> 00:07:01,002 by dong a mud run? I don't know! 154 00:07:01,256 --> 00:07:02,838 You agreed to it too. 155 00:07:02,938 --> 00:07:04,319 Yeah, because I fuckin' hate Rafi, 156 00:07:04,419 --> 00:07:06,040 and I'm not about to be the fat black girl 157 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:07,962 who backs outta doing something physical... fuck that! 158 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:09,764 Well, uh, it's better than what I normally do, 159 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,766 just eat and porn and eat more and more and more 160 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,887 and then porn... I mean, that's what I normally do... 161 00:07:13,987 --> 00:07:15,650 - it's eat, and then I porn. - Mm-hmm. 162 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,391 - So I'm gonna do a mud run. - We're gonna do a mud run. 163 00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:20,168 - We're gonna do a mud run. - Gonna do a fuckin' mud run. 164 00:07:20,193 --> 00:07:21,214 I mean, you're the one who said 165 00:07:21,239 --> 00:07:22,418 you wanted to be a confident white dude. 166 00:07:22,426 --> 00:07:25,049 Yeah, and there's nothing more straight and confident 167 00:07:25,149 --> 00:07:28,095 and whiter than a motherfuckin' mud run. 168 00:07:28,712 --> 00:07:30,373 So let's just be fuckin' men for a day. 169 00:07:30,473 --> 00:07:32,095 Let's be fuckin' men for a day. 170 00:07:32,426 --> 00:07:34,073 - So you're in? - Yeah, I'm in. 171 00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:35,689 I'm in. 172 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,331 All right, I'm gonna go to store 173 00:07:37,694 --> 00:07:38,915 and get us some protein bars 174 00:07:38,946 --> 00:07:40,400 or whatever else the fuck men eat. 175 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,541 Right. Get some whole milk, 176 00:07:41,641 --> 00:07:44,003 beef jerky... spam. 177 00:07:46,286 --> 00:07:47,773 I'm just gonna get protein bars. 178 00:08:40,982 --> 00:08:43,420 Ma'am. Can I help you with something? 179 00:08:43,954 --> 00:08:45,759 Yeah. You can tell me how you got 180 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,240 the most goddamn beautiful eyes I've ever seen. 181 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,522 Wh... Wow... um... 182 00:08:49,622 --> 00:08:52,125 Thank you. Uh... I d... Probably from my dad. 183 00:08:52,225 --> 00:08:53,926 'Cause my mom has blue eyes, so I don't think... 184 00:08:54,026 --> 00:08:55,168 Shh, shh, shh. 185 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,689 You are prettier than you know. 186 00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:58,971 - Well... - And I have always 187 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,643 wanted to learn how to use one of these... 188 00:09:02,594 --> 00:09:03,720 Ken. 189 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:06,441 That's... that's my name. That's my name. 190 00:09:06,541 --> 00:09:08,003 Mmm. It's a beautiful name. 191 00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:09,844 Thank you. It's... I, uh... it's birth. 192 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:11,204 It was... I was given it at birth. 193 00:09:11,766 --> 00:09:14,341 Gonna teach me? You wanna go teach me? 194 00:09:14,341 --> 00:09:15,722 In the b... In the back of the store? 195 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,315 - Mm-hmm. - I could... 196 00:09:17,744 --> 00:09:20,342 Um... I could probably do that. 197 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,728 Jesus, you are strong. 198 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,730 Yeah? Huh, you like that? 199 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,292 - Uhh! - Ah... 200 00:09:26,392 --> 00:09:27,813 - Ohh... - Strong like a stallion. 201 00:09:27,913 --> 00:09:29,615 - Yeah. - Yeah? 202 00:09:30,113 --> 00:09:32,617 Yeah, like a Clydesdale. Like the Budweiser horse. 203 00:09:32,717 --> 00:09:34,379 - You know? - Yeah, I fuckin' know. 204 00:09:34,479 --> 00:09:36,421 That's fuckin' hot. 205 00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:38,235 Oh, my God! 206 00:09:38,603 --> 00:09:40,905 Are you my underage little bitch whore? 207 00:09:41,005 --> 00:09:42,907 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm your little bitch whore. 208 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,988 - With a tight little dick? - Yeah, this underaged whore's 209 00:09:45,088 --> 00:09:46,750 - tight little dick... - You got a tight little dick? 210 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:48,592 - It's so tight. - You got a tight little dick? 211 00:09:48,692 --> 00:09:50,473 - It's so tight... - Tight little dick? 212 00:09:50,573 --> 00:09:52,155 - Now, come for me, bitch. - I'm coming... I'm coming... 213 00:09:52,255 --> 00:09:53,756 - Come for me, bitch. - I'm coming, coming, coming... 214 00:09:53,856 --> 00:09:55,037 - I'm finishing... - Uhh! 215 00:09:58,941 --> 00:10:01,443 Ah... ah... ah... 216 00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:03,205 You didn't just come in me, did you? 217 00:10:03,305 --> 00:10:05,247 Ohh! You didn't tell me not to... Was I not supposed to? 218 00:10:05,347 --> 00:10:07,088 Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out. 219 00:10:07,188 --> 00:10:08,610 - Get it out. - Ohh... 220 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:10,011 Get it out. Get it out, get it out. 221 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:11,565 Get it out. 222 00:10:11,913 --> 00:10:14,169 Oh, look at this, Bridge. 223 00:10:14,926 --> 00:10:16,508 - Look at this. - What? 224 00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:20,012 Your figure would look so adorable in this. 225 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,076 I'm done with dresses. I just need sneakers 226 00:10:22,176 --> 00:10:23,757 for the mud run, and that's it. 227 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,474 The mud run again? It's like... 228 00:10:25,474 --> 00:10:27,816 like some army man thing you really wanna do? 229 00:10:27,916 --> 00:10:29,417 Yeah. And I want Larry to come 230 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:31,059 and watch me cross the finish line, too. 231 00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:33,501 Yeah. Is that why you wanna do the whole thing, 232 00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:35,223 - because of him? - Yeah. And I'm trying 233 00:10:35,323 --> 00:10:37,024 - to get in shape, you know? - Yeah. 234 00:10:37,124 --> 00:10:40,139 - Got this WNBA tryout. - Oh, Bridgette, come on. 235 00:10:40,508 --> 00:10:42,130 Not that bullshit again. 236 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:44,331 - What do you mean? - Honey, how long 237 00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:46,333 you gonna have this little WNBA fantasy goin'? 238 00:10:46,433 --> 00:10:48,655 - It's enough! - I just wish you could 239 00:10:48,755 --> 00:10:50,617 at least pretend to support me. 240 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,059 I support you every single day, honey. 241 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:55,127 - I pray for you. - Yeah? What do you say. 242 00:10:55,127 --> 00:10:57,430 I say, "Dear Heavenly Father, please protect my Bridget. 243 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:59,551 "She's a little lost. She's like a sheep. 244 00:10:59,651 --> 00:11:01,033 - Please guide her towards..." - I'm a sheep. 245 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,514 Okay. I'm a sheep. 246 00:11:02,614 --> 00:11:04,396 You're a beautiful sheep, Bridge. 247 00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:06,558 - I didn't say you were a pig. - I'd rather be a pig. 248 00:11:06,658 --> 00:11:08,880 - Than a sheep? - Yeah. 'Cause pigs are smart. 249 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:11,442 Yeah, well, you know what, sheeps can make clothing. 250 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:13,004 Pigs can only make bacon, 251 00:11:13,104 --> 00:11:14,965 and Jewish people don't even eat that. 252 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,843 Bridgette. 253 00:11:17,147 --> 00:11:18,769 - What? - You should try praying. 254 00:11:18,869 --> 00:11:20,530 I'm not gonna pray. I'm not gonna pray to God. 255 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:21,972 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, well, you know what? 256 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,614 You tell that to God, because he carried that guy across 257 00:11:24,714 --> 00:11:27,216 the sand, and there was one set of footprints, Bridgette. 258 00:11:27,316 --> 00:11:29,018 - Remember that. - That's the dumbest thing 259 00:11:29,118 --> 00:11:30,699 - I've ever heard. - Then, here, how 'about this? 260 00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:31,941 You pray to the Virgin Mother. 261 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:33,502 - She's my favorite. - Mine too. 262 00:11:33,602 --> 00:11:35,311 Mothers cannot be virgins. 263 00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:37,906 Well, Mary can... she was blessed by the Holy Spirit. 264 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,688 Mary was... forced to have that baby. 265 00:11:39,788 --> 00:11:41,650 - Bridgette! - I'm sorry, 266 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:44,492 but Matthew and Luke and whoever did some stuff to her... 267 00:11:44,592 --> 00:11:46,214 I don't wanna hear it, Bridgette. 268 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,775 And then called it an "angel" baby. 269 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,937 Okay, listen to me. That is the mother of God 270 00:11:50,037 --> 00:11:51,579 - you're talkin' about. - Now we're all stuck 271 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:53,781 praying to this "angel baby." 272 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,703 - What are you talkin' about? - I am on Mary's side. 273 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,026 - I am Team Mary. - There are no teams. 274 00:11:59,126 --> 00:12:00,106 Yeah. 275 00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:01,508 - There are no teams in the Bible. - There are teams. 276 00:12:01,608 --> 00:12:03,149 You are helping them get away with it. 277 00:12:03,249 --> 00:12:05,537 Bridgette, it's just blasphemous, that's what it is, 278 00:12:05,587 --> 00:12:07,289 and I don't really like it. 279 00:12:07,389 --> 00:12:09,050 I am sorry to break it to you, 280 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:12,715 but there's not some old bearded guy in the sky 281 00:12:12,809 --> 00:12:13,990 watching over us. 282 00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:16,169 You know, this extra-large 283 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,811 is not even an extra. Chinese people are so tiny. 284 00:12:20,513 --> 00:12:22,054 When they make this in the sweatshops, 285 00:12:22,192 --> 00:12:24,563 they don't have any accurate idea of size. 286 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:35,706 Uhh... uhh... 287 00:12:35,731 --> 00:12:36,766 Uhh! 288 00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:47,309 What's up, man? 289 00:12:47,571 --> 00:12:49,183 - What's up? - How's it goin'? 290 00:12:50,174 --> 00:12:51,835 Friend of Bill's. Monday night. 291 00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:53,187 Men's stag meeting. 292 00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:55,354 Oh, yeah! 293 00:12:55,694 --> 00:12:57,224 What's up, man? 294 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,725 - Good to see you, bro. - Yeah, I'm Eddie. 295 00:12:58,825 --> 00:12:59,966 - I'm Rafi, man. - Yeah, I know. 296 00:13:00,066 --> 00:13:01,488 I know. It's always good to see to see another 297 00:13:01,588 --> 00:13:03,115 - sober brother, brother. - Yeah. 298 00:13:03,439 --> 00:13:04,981 Right on. What're ya doing today? 299 00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:06,702 Uh, a little back, shoulders. 300 00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:08,104 - Back, shoulders? - Yeah. 301 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,225 All right, I'll see you in there. 302 00:13:09,325 --> 00:13:10,710 - Yeah, see you in there. - All right, cool. 303 00:13:13,991 --> 00:13:15,098 Hey. 304 00:13:15,352 --> 00:13:16,670 - Hey. - You again. 305 00:13:17,114 --> 00:13:18,355 You're a priest? 306 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,297 Yeah. I am. 307 00:13:20,397 --> 00:13:21,868 That's cool, man. 308 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,644 _ 309 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:32,322 So, uh... how much time ya got? 310 00:13:33,677 --> 00:13:34,896 Thirty days. 311 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,019 Before, I had a year. 312 00:13:37,543 --> 00:13:39,057 No one knows I slipped. 313 00:13:39,665 --> 00:13:40,966 I'm gonna do it this time. 314 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:42,242 I don't doubt it. 315 00:13:43,226 --> 00:13:44,478 How 'bout you? 316 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:45,806 How much time you got? 317 00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:47,236 Thirteen years. 318 00:13:47,336 --> 00:13:48,557 Thirteen years? 319 00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:50,159 - Yeah. - How? 320 00:13:50,419 --> 00:13:52,801 You know... one day at a time. 321 00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:54,359 No, no, no. I get all that shit. 322 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:55,643 But how? 323 00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:58,885 Well, you know, honestly, I think it wasn't until... 324 00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:02,528 till I committed to the church, it really clicked for me. 325 00:14:02,628 --> 00:14:03,943 Mmm. 326 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,712 Corinthians over Courvoisier. 327 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,665 Maybe I gotta get back in the church. 328 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,464 Think it'd be really good for my son. 329 00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:15,260 You know, we, uh... we have a really great kids' program. 330 00:14:15,861 --> 00:14:18,043 Still mad at myself I didn't get him baptized. 331 00:14:18,143 --> 00:14:19,804 Oh, it's never too late. 332 00:14:19,904 --> 00:14:21,686 Well, it's... it's complicated. 333 00:14:21,786 --> 00:14:23,784 It's... his mom. 334 00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:27,542 She's not really a... believer. 335 00:14:27,962 --> 00:14:30,309 Ah. Well, you know, you can just... 336 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:33,165 explain to her alcoholism's genetic. 337 00:14:34,102 --> 00:14:37,398 No harm in getting a little extra divine protection. 338 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:41,356 Yeah, 'cause this shit... 339 00:14:41,721 --> 00:14:43,821 I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. 340 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,572 Yeah, man, I get it. 341 00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:47,293 Well, think about it, man. You can, uh, 342 00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:49,161 - hit me up on Insta. - Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 343 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,676 I'm @godguy42. 344 00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:53,424 - Amen to that. - You have a great 345 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,085 - rest of your day. - You too. 346 00:15:01,681 --> 00:15:04,555 Hey, B. So... you know what 347 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,276 - I was thinkin'? - What? 348 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:10,421 I was thinking we... start going to church. 349 00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:14,085 Like a little family? 350 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:15,821 Yeah, I miss it. 351 00:15:16,345 --> 00:15:17,847 - I love that idea. - You do? 352 00:15:17,947 --> 00:15:20,008 - Yeah! - You're so cute. 353 00:15:23,952 --> 00:15:25,779 You're an innocent angel. 354 00:15:27,315 --> 00:15:28,937 I'm not that innocent. 355 00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:31,087 - Oh, really? - Yeah. I've been to Amsterdam. 356 00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,317 - Oh. - And Kit-Kat calls me 357 00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,986 the little devil when I drink too much vodka. 358 00:15:35,986 --> 00:15:37,247 So... 359 00:15:37,347 --> 00:15:38,827 Pretty much a bad-ass. 360 00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:42,311 You make me a better person, you know that? 361 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,393 You really do. 362 00:15:48,456 --> 00:15:49,966 I have to tell you something. 363 00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,060 What? 364 00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:54,953 Well, when I was at the doctor, 365 00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:58,033 um, Bridge kinda had me... 366 00:15:59,644 --> 00:16:01,429 vaccinate Larry. 367 00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:04,590 What the fuck, man? 368 00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:07,432 I'm so sorry, I just... I didn't know what to do. 369 00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:10,146 It's been killing me inside, but I wanted to tell you, 370 00:16:10,146 --> 00:16:12,288 but then I didn't wanna betray Bridge's trust or anything, 371 00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:13,928 and I was just... I was just in a pickle, 372 00:16:14,028 --> 00:16:15,370 and I just... I don't know. And I'm really sorry. 373 00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:17,251 - I'm so sorry. - I know, baby, no, no, no, no. 374 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,653 It's okay, it's okay, relax, relax. 375 00:16:18,753 --> 00:16:20,574 - It's all right. - I'm sorry. 376 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,374 I just can't believe 377 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,661 Bridgette would put you in that fucked-up position. 378 00:16:24,761 --> 00:16:26,963 That's fucked up. It's not your fault. 379 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,584 She does that. 380 00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:31,685 I didn't want Larry to get vaccinated. 381 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,182 Baby, come here, come here, come here. 382 00:16:36,282 --> 00:16:37,623 - Don't... I know. - I didn't want him 383 00:16:37,723 --> 00:16:39,136 - to be vaccinated. - I know. 384 00:16:39,221 --> 00:16:40,964 Don't beat yourself up, okay? 385 00:16:41,298 --> 00:16:42,499 It's like she... 386 00:16:42,819 --> 00:16:45,241 she doesn't see me as an equal. 387 00:16:45,341 --> 00:16:47,764 You know? I am Larry's father. 388 00:16:47,864 --> 00:16:49,112 So fuck it. 389 00:16:49,112 --> 00:16:50,675 I'm gonna make a decision for once. 390 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,702 What? 391 00:16:59,841 --> 00:17:00,992 Hey, Tutu. 392 00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:02,984 Here to pick up Larry. 393 00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:05,346 No. I just got him outta the bath. 394 00:17:05,446 --> 00:17:07,308 I'm goin' to see Bridgette and her friend. 395 00:17:07,408 --> 00:17:09,310 They're doin' some obstacle thing. 396 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,432 But I'm his father, and I wanna see my son. 397 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,131 You're the king of bad timing, kid. 398 00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:14,314 We got plans. 399 00:17:14,672 --> 00:17:16,174 And why're you wearin' a suit? 400 00:17:16,274 --> 00:17:17,768 'Cause I'm taking Larry to get baptized. 401 00:17:19,699 --> 00:17:21,579 - You are not. - Yes, I am! 402 00:17:21,679 --> 00:17:23,300 - Bullshit. - I'm takin' him 403 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,947 to get baptized. Yes, I am. 404 00:17:24,947 --> 00:17:26,969 Look at you... you're all of a sudden a man? 405 00:17:27,069 --> 00:17:29,469 You're gonna take on Bridge like this over a big issue? 406 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,235 She can't stop me. And you can't stop me. 407 00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:35,707 For real? 408 00:17:36,854 --> 00:17:38,860 Okay, uh... Let me get him dressed, 409 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,821 and we'll take my car. 410 00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:42,568 Okay, Rafi? 411 00:17:45,886 --> 00:17:48,749 Liza, you up? Gonna be late. 412 00:17:50,971 --> 00:17:53,032 ♪ She's a tomboy, tomboy ♪ 413 00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:55,635 ♪ Got herself an ego, ego ♪ 414 00:17:55,735 --> 00:17:58,037 ♪ Yeah, she's a tomboy, tomboy ♪ 415 00:17:58,137 --> 00:17:59,678 ♪ She's a supervillain's hero... ♪ 416 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:01,280 Eliza, you gotta get up. 417 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:25,181 ♪ What she has she wants more of ♪ 418 00:18:25,281 --> 00:18:28,464 ♪ What she don't got, don't show her♪ 419 00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:31,027 ♪ If she asks you for a lighter ♪ 420 00:18:31,127 --> 00:18:33,509 ♪ Please just act like you don't know her ♪ 421 00:18:33,609 --> 00:18:36,351 ♪ She's a tomboy, tomboy ♪ 422 00:18:36,451 --> 00:18:38,874 ♪ Got herself an ego, ego ♪ 423 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,931 Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah! 424 00:19:00,619 --> 00:19:02,375 - Guys... - Yah, yah, yah, yah! 425 00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:04,977 Okay, there's a lotta cock here today. 426 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,059 Hey, come on, we're gonna show these ass boys 427 00:19:07,159 --> 00:19:09,741 that we are strong and belong at this thing! 428 00:19:09,841 --> 00:19:11,263 Welcome, Muscle Men! 429 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:13,705 - Hoorah! - Now, today 430 00:19:13,805 --> 00:19:16,267 we are going to do what we trained a whole year to do. 431 00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:18,349 - A year? - So I hope you had 432 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,238 your breakfast... filled with protein 433 00:19:21,512 --> 00:19:22,918 and testosterone 434 00:19:23,156 --> 00:19:26,285 and balls. Now, who has big balls? 435 00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:27,987 - I do! - Thank you, lady! 436 00:19:28,087 --> 00:19:30,549 She does! Now, some of you 437 00:19:30,649 --> 00:19:33,151 - are not gonna make it. - He's exaggerating, right? 438 00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:34,953 I actually read on a fitness blog 439 00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:37,435 that a Muscle Man died on "Walk the Plank" last year. 440 00:19:37,535 --> 00:19:39,077 Yeah, and that guy was in shape, so... 441 00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,918 seriously might wanna think about it. 442 00:19:40,974 --> 00:19:43,188 What are you trying to say, that we can't make it? 443 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:45,508 - Suck my dick. - This course 444 00:19:45,608 --> 00:19:48,111 - is mine. - Bridge, what's with the bulge? 445 00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:51,113 Makes me feel confident. Like this guy. 446 00:19:51,213 --> 00:19:52,995 Good. 'Cause I don't think I can do this. 447 00:19:53,565 --> 00:19:55,637 Yeah, not with that pussy-ass attitude. 448 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,679 Time for you to man the fuck up and grow a pair. 449 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,961 Or we can encourage each other. 450 00:20:00,061 --> 00:20:01,643 Now, Muscle Men... 451 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,444 go! 452 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,574 - Is this happening? - It's happening! 453 00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:19,098 Welcome. Baptism is the first act of prayer 454 00:20:19,198 --> 00:20:20,580 for a young soul. 455 00:20:20,961 --> 00:20:22,209 So it is an honor. 456 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,735 Please, I'd like to welcome the family up. 457 00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:32,113 This isn't a spa! It's not a mud bath! 458 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:33,963 It's a Muscle Man! 459 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,746 Move it, move it! 460 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,953 Sweet nips. I like my bitches dirty. 461 00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:48,355 Uh... what did you just say? I will cut you. 462 00:20:52,178 --> 00:20:54,972 Oh, Eliza! Wake up, wake up. Okay, here we go. 463 00:20:55,405 --> 00:20:58,427 Dear Lord, we are gathered before you here today 464 00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:02,167 as you set free Larry Bird from original sin. 465 00:21:02,771 --> 00:21:04,798 And now, may Larry... 466 00:21:05,311 --> 00:21:06,977 be a witness to us all. 467 00:21:29,091 --> 00:21:31,153 - Come on, Bridge! - You can do it! 468 00:21:31,253 --> 00:21:32,694 Come on, Bridge! 469 00:21:39,652 --> 00:21:40,988 I think I'm stuck. 470 00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:42,604 - Oh, no. - Shit. 471 00:21:42,704 --> 00:21:44,355 I think my... my dick is stuck. 472 00:21:45,026 --> 00:21:46,247 Okay. 473 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:47,954 I gotta get the dick out. 474 00:21:48,389 --> 00:21:49,890 Come on, Bridge, you can do this. 475 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:51,291 You can do it, you can do it. 476 00:21:51,391 --> 00:21:52,613 If I can do it, you can. 477 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:54,154 Come on, let's go 478 00:21:54,227 --> 00:21:55,776 You've got it, honey, you're nearly there! 479 00:22:01,075 --> 00:22:04,128 I now baptize you in the name of the Father... 480 00:22:05,084 --> 00:22:06,319 and the Son... 481 00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:08,710 and the Holy Spirit. 482 00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:11,709 - Amen. - Amen. 483 00:22:12,238 --> 00:22:13,390 Edmond. 484 00:22:14,129 --> 00:22:16,594 Gate of Heaven Church welcomes Larry Bird! 485 00:22:31,305 --> 00:22:33,130 - _ - Oh, shit. 486 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:37,532 Mm-mm. Pass. 487 00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,093 No, we gotta do it. 488 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:40,575 Come on, it's the last one. 489 00:22:40,675 --> 00:22:42,016 - We gotta do it. - No, we don't. 490 00:22:42,747 --> 00:22:44,004 I feel empowered. 491 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,530 We... we... we did the mud 492 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,332 and the log and shit, 493 00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:48,613 - and I'm done. - Yeah. 494 00:22:48,665 --> 00:22:50,406 - Fuck that! - N'aw... 495 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:52,074 I think it's, uh, 496 00:22:52,174 --> 00:22:53,625 there's no shame in... 497 00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:55,601 not being electrocuted. 498 00:22:56,182 --> 00:22:57,923 For little girls everywhere, 499 00:22:58,368 --> 00:22:59,429 I must go. 500 00:23:11,749 --> 00:23:13,351 Oh! 501 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,521 Shit! 502 00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:22,661 God? 503 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,419 Is that you? 504 00:23:25,927 --> 00:23:28,202 Yes... it's me. 505 00:23:29,121 --> 00:23:30,022 Nelson. 506 00:23:30,122 --> 00:23:31,600 Nelson Rose. 507 00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,032 One set of footprints. 508 00:24:00,154 --> 00:24:02,386 Hey, uh, thank you for saving me. 509 00:24:02,751 --> 00:24:05,783 That's what I'm here for. Gotta go get Eliza now. 510 00:24:06,034 --> 00:24:07,916 Okay. I'm gonna go find Larry. 511 00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:10,864 Where is Larry? 512 00:24:21,624 --> 00:24:23,724 - Oof. - Shit. 513 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,580 Oh, God. 514 00:24:27,611 --> 00:24:29,473 Oh, no, it's bad. It's real bad. 515 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,535 Hey, Joe. Where's Ma? 516 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,021 She's not answering her phone. 517 00:24:34,121 --> 00:24:36,506 She's at Sam's Diner with you and Larry. 518 00:24:36,506 --> 00:24:38,127 What? No, I was running a race. 519 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,273 She was supposed to bring Larry to cheer me on. 520 00:24:40,274 --> 00:24:41,696 All's I know is she said 521 00:24:41,796 --> 00:24:43,217 everybody was goin' to Sam's Diner 522 00:24:43,254 --> 00:24:45,115 to celebrate Larry's baptism. 523 00:24:47,734 --> 00:24:49,607 Are you fucking kidding me? 524 00:24:52,056 --> 00:24:53,827 That is so fucked up! 525 00:24:54,384 --> 00:24:56,566 - Bridge. - Larry's baptism? 526 00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:58,732 Oh... I can't... I don't fucking believe it. 527 00:24:59,829 --> 00:25:01,888 Your family gets on my fuckin' nerves. 528 00:25:01,931 --> 00:25:03,432 - Honestly. - Don't tell your mother 529 00:25:03,478 --> 00:25:05,420 - about the smokin'. - I'm tellin'. 530 00:25:05,445 --> 00:25:06,479 Please? 531 00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:08,758 - He did so good, right? - The best baby ever. 532 00:25:10,341 --> 00:25:13,494 Okay, all right, here comes Mommy. 533 00:25:14,142 --> 00:25:15,563 Call the police, call the police... 534 00:25:15,663 --> 00:25:17,044 I can't fuckin' believe you. 535 00:25:17,144 --> 00:25:18,606 And I can't fucking believe you. 536 00:25:18,706 --> 00:25:21,133 - Hi! Come on! - Right... 537 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,369 - Okay, fuck you and fuck you. - You stop. 538 00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:24,971 You know what, this is so fucked up! 539 00:25:25,071 --> 00:25:27,053 - Relax, Bridge! - And fuck you. Relax? 540 00:25:27,153 --> 00:25:28,775 - Bridge! - You tell me to fuckin' relax? 541 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,351 - No. - Bridgette. 542 00:25:30,657 --> 00:25:31,704 Here, take him. 543 00:25:34,878 --> 00:25:36,204 - Why are you so mad? - 'Cause I'm fuckin' done 544 00:25:36,229 --> 00:25:37,490 - with you! - What? 545 00:25:37,515 --> 00:25:39,497 I'm so fuckin' sick of you doing shit behind my back. 546 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,120 You're the one that forced my girlfriend 547 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:42,681 to get Larry vaccinated behind my back! 548 00:25:42,781 --> 00:25:44,843 I didn't force her to do shit, okay? 549 00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:46,405 and that makes your girlfriend a snitch. 550 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,206 That's not the point. Leave her out of this. 551 00:25:48,306 --> 00:25:50,328 I'm so sorry that your mom fucked you up so bad 552 00:25:50,428 --> 00:25:52,410 that you go from one woman telling you what to do 553 00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:54,526 - to the next. - What the fuck, man? 554 00:25:55,575 --> 00:25:56,894 I'd do anything for you. 555 00:25:57,298 --> 00:25:59,096 You call me to be there for Larry, I'm there for you. 556 00:25:59,196 --> 00:26:00,457 You want me to meet you at the hospital, 557 00:26:00,557 --> 00:26:02,019 I meet you at the hospital. What do you want? 558 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,061 - Oh, you want a prize? - You ask me to be there 559 00:26:04,161 --> 00:26:06,223 - for Larry... I'm there for you! - To show up to be a dad? 560 00:26:06,323 --> 00:26:08,728 Huh? Oh, I know what you want... aww. 561 00:26:09,018 --> 00:26:10,398 Mommy's so proud of you. 562 00:26:10,437 --> 00:26:12,102 Stop talking about my mom! 563 00:26:12,966 --> 00:26:14,013 I wasn't. 564 00:26:15,648 --> 00:26:17,833 I just want you to be happy, Bridge! 565 00:26:18,546 --> 00:26:21,313 I'm happy. I just want you to stop fucking lying to me. 566 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,275 - I'm not lying to you. - Oh, what the fuck is this? 567 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,385 I can't fucking talk to you. 568 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,957 Every time I fucking try to talk to you, 569 00:26:26,057 --> 00:26:28,560 - look how you act! - You just baptized my kid 570 00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:30,321 behind my back! I didn't... 571 00:26:30,421 --> 00:26:33,244 - I had no idea! - What about the vaccinations? 572 00:26:33,344 --> 00:26:35,326 - What do you think? - It's different! 573 00:26:35,426 --> 00:26:37,555 He was supposed to be there at the finish line. 574 00:26:39,591 --> 00:26:41,451 You sit there on your high horse all the time 575 00:26:41,551 --> 00:26:42,813 and you're always fucking looking down on me 576 00:26:42,913 --> 00:26:44,414 like you're so much fuckin' better than me. 577 00:26:44,514 --> 00:26:46,095 - Well... - Well, how's the view? 578 00:26:46,195 --> 00:26:48,097 - It's great. It's great. - By yourself? Alone? 579 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:50,660 I have a great view. Thank you for asking. 580 00:26:51,219 --> 00:26:52,668 You're so fucked up. 581 00:26:54,643 --> 00:26:56,104 You're not as good as you think you are. 582 00:26:56,204 --> 00:26:57,299 Mm-hmm. 583 00:27:09,663 --> 00:27:11,054 Eliza. 584 00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:14,176 Look. 585 00:27:14,787 --> 00:27:16,363 Hey, look who it is! 586 00:27:16,463 --> 00:27:18,485 Hi, baby, hi! 587 00:27:18,985 --> 00:27:21,327 Hi! I missed you today. 588 00:27:21,827 --> 00:27:23,650 So, good news, they gave me a dozen free glazes, 589 00:27:23,749 --> 00:27:25,971 assuming that I was homeless, 'cause I'm dirty! 590 00:27:26,008 --> 00:27:27,478 - Gimme one. - Here. 591 00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,082 - Thank you. Let's go. - Let's go home, 592 00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:30,617 eat our feelings. 42514

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