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What? Stop, I've finished.
You can stop.
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Oh. Sorry.
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# ..I ought to be
thinking of you
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# But friendship's built on trust
And that's something you never do
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# Well, who knows,
maybe tomorrow
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# We can share
each other's sorrow
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# And compare our
graveside manner
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# As we wave our lonely banners
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# If you ever think of me
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# I'll be thinking of you
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# If you decide to
change your view
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# I'm thinking of you
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# You can walk away
from loneliness
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# Any time you choose
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# And you're the sort of person
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# That hasn't anything to lose
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# But who cares, maybe tomorrow
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# You can lead
and I could follow
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# So walk where
angels fear to tread
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# For everything
you've ever wanted
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# And if you ever think of me
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♪ I'll be thinking of you... ♪
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KETTLE WHISTLES
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'..has put cyclists into conflict
with the corporation of London...'
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I'm meeting your mum later,
sort out the family lunch.
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Did you call anyone
about the buttonholes?
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Yeah, er, I'll...
I'll give someone a call today.
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Are you, erm...?
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'..because there are signs
that say "No Cycling"...'
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I forgot what I was gonna say. That's
because you're watching the telly.
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Sorry.
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Are you, erm...?
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What are you having for lunch?
Why are you asking me that?
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Just wondered. A salad.
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What do you think Karen's gonna have? I
dunno what Karen's gonna have for lunch.
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'The cycle paths on Hampstead Heath
are quite clearly marked, so...'
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TV BLARES IN DISTANCE
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Thanks, Auntie Marge.
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Margaret.
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No, thanks. The thing is, Margaret,
I'm not saying that I don't like...
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er, Jumpin' Joe's Steak and
Grill... Well, that's settled then.
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I was gonna say that
although I do like it,
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and I'm really pleased you booked it,
I just think...
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Do you really like it, or are you
just saying that? Oh, yeah, I do.
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Well, great.
That's settled then.
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It's just...
isn't it a chain restaurant? So?
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Well... Donna...
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you don't get to sell garlic
bread to millions of people
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without knowing
a thing or two about food.
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Yeah, but isn't the food a bit...
Yeah, the food's lovely, isn't it?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, the food's...
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It's not lovely for the vegetarians.
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There's plenty of choice!
There's a salad BAR...with croutons.
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You don't get chips in Australia,
you get fried potatoes.
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You don't get chips? Well, yeah,
you do get chips if you want 'em.
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Er, the thing is,
erm, Margaret, that...
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I actually had another restaurant
in mind, for the meal. Oh.
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Yeah, it's a lovely little place called
Temples. Does Temples have a salad bar?
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No, it doesn't have a salad bar.
Look, Donna,
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if you don't want to go to Jumpin'
Joe's Steak and Grill, just tell me.
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OK.
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I don't want to go!
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There, look, I just
think it's a little bit...
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It's... It's a little bit...
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shit.
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Louise,
you're supposed to be working.
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I am! What do you want?
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Nothing.
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Donna! Hi. Sorry I'm late.
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How's the arrangements going?
Excited?
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Yeah. Wow,
I can feel the euphoria(!)
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I just found out we're not exchanging
contracts on the wedding day.
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Karl wants to wait
a few weeks...
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for tax purposes.
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Romantic.
I don't know, it's just...
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I mean I was lying there the other night
in bed with Karl, looking at him, and...
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he was snoring,
and he had a little fleck of saliva
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in the corner of his lip, and...
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I just found myself wondering what it
would be like to...chop his head off.
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I dunno.
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Well, I've been thinking
about the hen night,
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I'm just going to say
one word to you - spit-roast.
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A couple of escorts I know,
Jamal and Kevin, nice boys,
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clean, they're gonna
meet us at the Marquis.
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But Tanya's organising
the hen night.
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What? I thought you knew.
She's my maid of honour.
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I thought you just gave
her that cos she's fat.
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You can't be serious, fat Tanya?
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She's got it all sorted.
We're all going to bingo. Bingo?
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Yeah. She's printed us T-shirts. Bingo?
I knew you'd say that, but it's...
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It's a laugh. Tanya goes
all the time. There's a bar...
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Bingo? You can eat there. It's not
what you think. It sounds great, Donna.
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I love old people.
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It's not like that, it's...
Bingo?
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Listen, I'm going out now,
so I'll see you later. OK?
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Oh, Donna, Mum called.
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She said something about
the restaurant being booked now.
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She's paying for the meal,
so it's up to her where we go.
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For God's sake!
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Have a great time.
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We fucking will!
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So where we going then? What?
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Are we going out?
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And she holds it up to me
and she says,
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"Mummy, do stars come
from your tummy as well?" Aw!
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And I remember the first time
I changed Leon's nappy.
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I remember I was standing up, I
had to stand cos of the stitches,
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he ripped me apart,
little bugger,
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and I was cleaning the poop
from his lovely bottom,
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and he got a little tiny erection,
and he wee'd on my shirt. I thought,
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"This is what life's about -
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"this little bundle of joy,
not me.
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"I'm just a vessel."
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But let's get you married first.
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Well done, Donna.
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Now you're one of us.
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Oh!
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No, look, hang on, right,
it's 20 quid from everyone.
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And no, we are not buying
individual cards, Dianne,
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because for every 20 cards you
buy, you get the 21st free.
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So unless you're planning on...
Does that include booze?
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It includes three units
of alcohol each.
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There's more than three units
of alcohol in my urine!
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Double vodkas all round.
What do you want, love?
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Something soft? Hooch? Carlsberg?
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I tell you what,
I'll get you a surprise.
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Actually, I could do with a... With
all due respect, Tanya, shut up.
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Right, so that's 20 each. I'm putting
in 15 cos I'm scooting off early. What?
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Yeah, well, I'm not going to the club.
I'm gonna leave at 9.30.
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What?
You're not going to the club?
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But it's my hen night,
you're my maid of honour.
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But we've got to drive to the
coast tomorrow morning. Why?
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Dan's jet-ski weekend.
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But Tanya!
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What? Dianne's leaving at 10.30.
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Are you...Dianne?
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But... What... I mean...
Who else is going early?
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What is this?
What's the matter with you?!
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This is my hen night!
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BINGO CALLER:
'Eyes down for a full house.'
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All the ones, it's the legs 11.
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'One and six, 16.'
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'On its own, the number six.
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'Nine-oh, blind 90.'
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'All the twos, 22.
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'Eight and two, 82.
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'On its own, number 4.
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'One and three, 13.'
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Oh, shit!
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WOMAN FARTS Oopsie.
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TOILET FLUSHES
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Ooh, sorry,
I thought I was alone!
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Dianne? Yes?
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Are you happy? What? Are you,
you know, are you happy?
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Happy? Oh, yeah. Are you?
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Of course. Max is doing brilliantly,
Isla's loving nursery.
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Oh, and Toby's just got promotion.
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Of course I'm happy.
Well, what about you?
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Can you hand me one
of those towels, please, Donna?
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What were you saying?
What about you? Are you...
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Oh, that smells nice.
What is it, Molton Brown?
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No, I don't think so.
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No, look, are you, though?
Are you... Are you...
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Ooh! Just...
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Donna, we are just so excited
that you're getting married!
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Come on you, bride-to-be,
hanging around in the toilets.
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Let's get you back out there
where the fun is. Oh.
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Two-oh, blind 20.
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'Eight and seven, 87.' House!
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'It looks like we have a
winner.' House! I've won.
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She's won. She's won. The ã900
jackpot going to the ladies in red.
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Congratulations, ladies!
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ALL SCREAM AND CHEER
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Give us the money!
Look, Donna, I'm trying to help,
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I really am, but it was my card.
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Tanya, we pooled our cash,
we all won that money.
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If you think about it, I was the only
one concentrating on the flippin' game.
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That's hen night money! Well, yeah.
But technically, I actually won it.
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Well, we'll give you your share!
And I'm going home now, so...
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I can't believe
you're being like this!
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Look, there's no point arguing.
I don't want us to fall out.
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This is your hen night,
this is your special night.
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So why don't I just lend you...
Lend us? A few quid so you can...
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No, look,
I am going to give you...
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There, I am going to give you
50 quid. That is on me.
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That is free. That is... a
couple of bottles of Champagne.
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DANCE MUSIC
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SHE SOBS
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Listen, get the cab with her. She's
got the money, so get home safe.
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Take your baby home. I'm staying!
Yeah! OK. Group photo, everyone.
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One, two, three, Sophie Titwank.
Sophie Titwank! Oh, lovely.
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If he suggests doing anything
even slightly unsavoury,
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just do it and buy yourself
a present the next day...
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I will. I love you.
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Ah-h-h! I love her, though!
I love her!
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I got 600 quid! Come on! Yeah!
LAUGHTER
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So how did you know
Karl was the one?
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I didn't really like
any of my other boyfriends.
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But what made you
want to marry him?
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We've been together for five years,
so it felt like the logical next step.
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That's beautiful(! ) You should get
that engraved on something for him.
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No, I mean, it feels right.
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It's the right time, because
I'm probably going to wanna...
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start a family at some
stage and buy a house.
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I can't do that on my own.
SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
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Karl's a good man.
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What do you know about men? I'm just
saying he's dependable. Dependable?
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Would you marry him?
Fuck, no! What?
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No, I mean, I just like men who are
a bit more... Fictional? Deeper.
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Deeper? No, I mean, Karl's great
cos he doesn't think too much.
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Jesus! No, I mean, he's good
cos you know what he's thinking.
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So he's predictable?
But in a good way.
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Karen, please explain
what I'm trying to say. OK...
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Imagine Karl's dead. What?
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No, that's horrible!
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Just imagine he's dead. Imagine
a crane fell on him or something.
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No! Please, just imagine,
Donna, for a second.
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Heart attack,
buried alive, whatever.
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OK!
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He's dead. Right.
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Better, innit?
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The other nice thing about Karl
is that he'd never hit you.
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MUSIC DROWNS CONVERSATION
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Have the drugs kicked in yet?
We haven't taken any.
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Yeah, but it's like it,
isn't it? Come on!
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CHEERING
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I'm not gonna get married!
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I'm not doing it! ALL CHEER
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♪ I'm in the moo-ood for
dancing... ♪ Karl... Karl, don't.
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Feeling a bit delicate, are we?
Poor baby. I just feel...
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You look quite sexy with a
hangover. Have a good night then?
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Yeah, it was really good. How about
yours? Yeah, yeah, it was good.
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Darren brought round a copy
of the Goonies. It was mad!
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Yeah, mad. Erm...
235
00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:02,860
Look, Karl, I think
there's something... Ta-da!
236
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,940
What's this? Breakfast.
237
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:08,860
Well, to be more precise, some
lucky lady's favourite breakfast.
238
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,420
Wow, this is...
239
00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,820
Gosh, I mean,
that's...fantastic.
240
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:16,140
Well,
nothing's too good for my wife.
241
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:18,660
Karl, er, I need to talk
to you about something.
242
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,300
Fantastic, because
I want to talk to you as well.
243
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:24,500
Let's get in position. I don't
think that's a good idea.
244
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:27,220
Come on, you used to love this.
All right.
245
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,420
Look, Karl...
246
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,740
..the thing is... Kiss. What?
247
00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,460
Kiss first. Karl, can't we...
248
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,660
I want my morning kiss first,
or my lips are sealed.
249
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,700
I love you.
250
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:54,540
OK, me first. Are you ready? Are you
ready for the best news of your life?
251
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,575
Karl! Are you ready to find out
what kind of man you're marrying?
252
00:16:57,775 --> 00:16:59,740
Are you ready to be
the owner of a house?
253
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,940
What? The house! I've exchanged
contracts while you were asleep.
254
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:07,300
You... Yeah, this morning.
It's all in my name. Your name?
255
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,860
Yeah. We can sort all that out
after the wedding.
256
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,940
The thing is...we've got
the house! It's ours!
257
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,660
Look at you,
you're lost for words.
258
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,860
This is great!
259
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,780
Go on then, your news. Top that!
260
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:27,780
Well, erm...
261
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,620
I'm not sure if I want this.
262
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,620
What, breakfast? No.
263
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,260
Marriage.
264
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,700
What? I don't... I think it might
be a bad idea to get married.
265
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,300
Nah.
266
00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:43,820
Is that...? Are you...?
All right, I mean,
267
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,420
Are you...? Is that...?
268
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,700
That isn't...? I just think...
269
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,580
I just think
maybe we're rushing into it.
270
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,940
I'm not rushing into it.
But maybe...
271
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:56,580
You know, maybe we're not sure.
272
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:59,180
I'm... I'm sure.
And that maybe...
273
00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,140
OK. Maybe we're...we're
not ready.
274
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,580
OK. Right. Please don't. Karl.
275
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,980
Please,
please don't do this, Donna.
276
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,740
Karl, don't...
277
00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:12,220
Please, please, please. I mean,
please, don't leave me, please.
278
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,780
Don't beg, Karl,
please, I just... I wanna beg.
279
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:17,660
Is it something I've done? I
can change that, whatever it is.
280
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,860
No, it's nothing you've...
Why? I mean...what have I...?
281
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,940
I haven't done anything!
I haven't...
282
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,820
Oh, God!
283
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:28,500
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!
284
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,100
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God...!
285
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:36,740
Karl, you're scaring me.
You're acting really...
286
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,740
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!
287
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:45,300
Please, God, no!
Please don't let this...
288
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:47,340
I don't know what I'm gonna...
289
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,940
Karl! Karl! Karl, are you OK?
290
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,180
We don't even talk any more.
291
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,500
We can talk now.
292
00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:02,060
Things have gotten boring.
We've become boring.
293
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,420
Well, do you wanna do
a threesome or something? What?!
294
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:09,380
I mean, with a man or something. If
that's what you want? Karl, I don't...
295
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:12,940
I'm willing to give it a go. I
just don't want to touch his...
296
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:17,060
I'll suck it, but I won't have it in
my... I just don't wanna marry you.
297
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,275
But you said you would.
298
00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:21,540
Yeah, I know, but you asked me
to marry you three years ago,
299
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:25,380
and when I said yes,
well, I didn't think we'd last!
300
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:26,940
I think I'm going to be sick.
301
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:29,780
Karl, I think you're being
a bit melodramatic...
302
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,420
Right, and that's not gonna...
303
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,300
That's not helping anyone!
304
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,100
I'm dying.
305
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:43,340
Look, Karl, I can't keep going round
and round like this, OK? I'm sorry.
306
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,420
I've made up my mind.
307
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,980
OK, Donna. OK.
308
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:52,500
All right.
I'm gonna clean that up and...
309
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:55,860
then I'm gonna call your mum
and cancel the lunch.
310
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,620
No, I... I wanna do the lunch.
But Karl...
311
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:02,140
You've gotta do it. My mum's
organised it. Everyone'll be there.
312
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:03,774
Please, just do the lunch,
313
00:20:03,974 --> 00:20:07,100
and then we'll sort all this stuff out.
Oh, Christ!
314
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,859
All right, look, we'll do the lunch,
315
00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:12,020
but I'll have to call your mum
and tell her the wedding's off.
316
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:15,420
Er, don't tell her the wedding's
off. What are you talking about?
317
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,780
Please don't tell my mum!
318
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:19,740
Karl,
we can't just sit there and...
319
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:24,020
Please, don't tell her, not yet.
Not today. What are we gonna say?!
320
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:26,740
Well, we'll say nothing.
We'll pretend it's all OK.
321
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:31,220
No! That's insane! Just give
me one more day, please?
322
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,940
Our last day.
323
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,740
No, Karl.
324
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:37,780
OK, Donna.
325
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,340
OK.
326
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,260
All right, keep the change.
327
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,940
Thanks a lot.
All the best to yer.
328
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:49,420
Well, you only do it once. All
right. Pop in for a glass of bubbly.
329
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:09,540
Happy? No!
330
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:11,780
Stop drinking like that.
331
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,740
You look beautiful.
332
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,300
I'm so lucky.
333
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,540
I'm gonna kill you
when we get out of here!
334
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:22,540
Look, I just want to say
a couple of words, if I may.
335
00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:26,340
Now, obviously, I'll leave
the speech till the wedding,
336
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,620
but for those of
you who don't know,
337
00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:31,820
they've exchanged contracts
on the house!
338
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:34,340
ALL: Aw!
339
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,820
Oh, look at Donna's
face! Sorry, Donna,
340
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:40,620
I couldn't
keep it quiet any longer.
341
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:44,500
Now, I think Karl
wants to say a few words.
342
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:52,220
Get on with it, mate!
Oh, God. Oh, God...
343
00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:54,380
Come on, Karl!
344
00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,740
Karl's just, erm...
345
00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:00,060
Hangover. ALL TEASE HIM
346
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,660
So I'm gonna speak for him.
347
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,220
Get used to it, Karl.
348
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:08,100
Yes. Yeah, that... That's funny.
349
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:14,300
Er, so Karl and I are looking
forward to this wedding, I suppose.
350
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:17,020
Give him a kiss! Yeah, go on!
351
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,260
ALL: Woo!
352
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:24,020
I love you, Karl.
353
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:29,860
Er, well, it's... It's gonna be
the biggest and best day our lives.
354
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,900
And, er... WHISTLING
355
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:34,940
..to see so many
of you here sharing...
356
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,900
..well, sharing
our love, actually...
357
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,500
Pass the sick bucket.
358
00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:43,100
..means, erm,
means so much to us.
359
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:46,020
No, it really does,
because, erm...
360
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,860
Well, you're the people
who matter most.
361
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:52,540
As we find ourselves
about to begin this...
362
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,878
this new life together,
363
00:22:54,078 --> 00:22:56,900
we feel privileged that
so many of you have, er...
364
00:22:56,940 --> 00:23:00,820
chosen to be here
with us at the start...
365
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:02,340
of that great adventure.
366
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,300
ALL: Aw!
367
00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,700
This man,
368
00:23:05,740 --> 00:23:07,020
this...
369
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:10,020
Karl, he's a good...
370
00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:15,740
He's a lovely man,
and he deserves so much.
371
00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:18,700
Better than me, actually.
372
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:22,220
And I can only say that he
has embellished my life
373
00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:26,660
with love to such
an extent that...
374
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,700
Donna's cancelled the wedding.
375
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,820
She doesn't love me any more.
Thank you.
376
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:39,980
Erm, can't remember
what I was gonna...
377
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:42,980
Erm, that...that...
378
00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:47,380
..that, erm...
I'm just trying to think...
379
00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:50,140
Get your thinking cap on, Donna.
Fuck off, prick!
380
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:17,220
I'm so sorry, Karl.
381
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:25,100
Karl, no,
that's not a good idea.
382
00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:28,620
What are you doing? For God's
sake, are you mental? Get off me!
383
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:30,980
Oh, I'm leaving tomorrow, Donna.
384
00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:33,060
Can't hang about.
385
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,340
Oh...God!
386
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:42,500
Right. I... I'd better...
Thank you for the... OK, bye.
387
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,260
Ow!
388
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:50,980
Margaret!
Where do you think you're going?
389
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:55,340
Look, I thought it was best if I just
go. Well, you're wrong, it is not best.
390
00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:59,300
Margaret... You're gonna get back there,
say you're sorry and marry my son.
391
00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:01,981
I did not buy a ã500
suit and spend six weeks
392
00:25:02,181 --> 00:25:05,820
looking for a church with disabled
access for you to just go.
393
00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:08,347
Look, Margaret,
I really love Karl, but...
394
00:25:08,547 --> 00:25:11,580
Good! That's settled then.
Now get back in there!
395
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:16,100
No, look, I'm sorry, I really am, but
it would just be wrong for both of us.
396
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,660
Not for me it wouldn't.
I meant me and Karl.
397
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,407
Who gives a shit about you and Karl?
398
00:25:20,607 --> 00:25:23,500
I've got a table full of guests
expecting a wedding tomorrow.
399
00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:25,710
Look, Donna,
why don't you just marry him,
400
00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:28,820
and if you still feel the same
in a couple of weeks...
401
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,700
I'm not going to marry someone
I don't want to marry!
402
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:35,420
What's wrong with him? There's
nothing wrong with him, he's just...
403
00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:39,020
There's something missing
in my life.
404
00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:42,020
And I realised that last night.
405
00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:45,540
I just want to feel happy,
Margaret, I just...
406
00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:48,420
I just think life
should be...fun.
407
00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:52,340
You're destroying
my son's life for fun?
408
00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:55,620
No, that sounds...
Yeah, sort of.
409
00:25:57,140 --> 00:26:01,260
Well, you have your fun, because
Karl's better off without you!
410
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:05,940
And let me tell you, do not expect him
to be there when YOU come crawling back,
411
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:09,820
because I will tell you one thing about
my son, he has more dignity than...
412
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,140
Donna, Donna, Donna!
413
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:15,580
Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna...
414
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,620
Donna, Donna, Donna,
415
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,820
Donna, Donna, Donna!
416
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:26,900
'I'm a terrible person.'
417
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,420
You're not a terrible person.
418
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:33,140
But if you'd seen his face,
419
00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:35,580
he was so hurt.
420
00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:39,780
I'm evil. You're not evil.
421
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:43,140
I know evil,
and you're not evil.
422
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:45,247
Yeah, anyway, you've done it now,
423
00:26:45,447 --> 00:26:48,140
there's no going back.
Thank you, Louise(!)
424
00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:51,020
No, I'm just saying,
even if she did, it's too late.
425
00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:52,860
Too much pain there now.
426
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,940
I don't think you can destroy
a man and then go back to him.
427
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:57,180
Ow!
428
00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:59,660
Sorry!
429
00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:03,620
So where you gonna stay?
430
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:05,580
She can stay here.
431
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:08,180
Is that OK? But there's no room.
432
00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:12,500
She can have the spare room. What spare
room? The spare room! What spare room?
433
00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:15,860
The spare room, Louise!
The spare room.
434
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,460
The shit room.
435
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,140
Oh, the shit room.
436
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,660
The shit room?
437
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,980
Here we go.
438
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,472
We call it the shit room cos
439
00:27:28,672 --> 00:27:31,940
it's where we chuck all the bits
of old shit that nobody wants.
440
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,980
So what do you think?
441
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:37,340
With a brush-brush here
and a mop-mop there...!
442
00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:41,358
I tell you what, we're gonna
leave you to settle in for a bit,
443
00:27:41,558 --> 00:27:43,580
I'll go and buy us some booze,
444
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,740
so that we can celebrate your
new-found freedom. All right?
445
00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:51,500
Yeah. Yeah, you know, I just really
feel like this is going to be...
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