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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,509 ...so surprised when he saw all those presents 2 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:38,299 under the Christmas tree, and she was one of them. 3 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:42,179 Now, this house was originally owned by Herbert Flackshaw, 4 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:44,519 who started this tradition on Candy Cane Lane. 5 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:48,939 He even hired his nephew Otis to play Santa Claus for many years, 6 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:51,729 until he was arrested for child endangerment in 1992. 7 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,229 Ooh, you guys got to look at this house. 8 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:55,649 This house is the site... 9 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:57,650 Are you having fun? 10 00:02:58,660 --> 00:02:59,989 ‐ Are you having fun? 11 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:01,909 Yes, I think this is cute. 12 00:03:01,910 --> 00:03:03,329 ‐ It is. Yeah. 13 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:05,539 ‐ Oh, God, you hate it. 14 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,329 No, I don't hate it. 15 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:09,249 Baby, I'm just not a huge Christmas person. 16 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,459 I know, I know, but... 17 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:13,999 How can you not like the lights and the decorations 18 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,799 and the Christmas trees? 19 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:20,089 ‐ Fun fact: did you know that Christmas trees are responsible 20 00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:23,219 for an annual average of four deaths, 21 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:25,269 15 injuries 22 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:28,689 and a loss of $12 million? 23 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,399 Okay, I get it. 24 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,229 I think you made your point. 25 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:34,269 Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. 26 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:35,729 I love that you love it. 27 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:37,819 I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets 28 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:39,529 when they're away for the holiday‐‐ 29 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:40,950 Come with me. 30 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:44,450 ‐ Wait, where are we going? 31 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:47,999 Do you know these people? 32 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 What are you doing? ‐ No. Come here. 33 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:57,089 Still not clear on the plan. 34 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:59,589 ‐ Will you shut up and follow me, please? 35 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:01,549 Come on. 36 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:15,610 Well, does this do anything for you? 37 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:21,910 ‐ This is beautiful. 38 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:25,989 I hate that you're gonna be alone on Christmas. 39 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:27,829 I'm gonna miss you. 40 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:29,829 ‐ Hey, I'm gonna miss you, too. 41 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:31,790 ‐ We could just stay up here. 42 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:36,800 I'd do that. 43 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,879 Hey! I hear you up there. 44 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,219 I'm calling the police. 45 00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:42,679 Um... 46 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:47,719 ‐ Abby? ‐ Harper! 47 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,229 Oh, my God. 48 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:51,979 Are you okay? ‐ Um... 49 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:54,309 I don't know. Uh, what do I do? 50 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,269 ‐ Stay there. I'm gonna get you down. 51 00:04:56,270 --> 00:04:57,729 ‐ Okay. Yeah. 52 00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,610 ‐ Shit. ‐ Uh... 53 00:05:00,650 --> 00:05:02,449 Oh. 54 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:04,109 What are you doing out there? 55 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:05,909 ‐ Harper! ‐ Are you peeping? 56 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,489 Don't you peep at me. 57 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:08,579 Oh, God! 58 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:09,869 Abby? 59 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:13,619 ‐ Oh, my God. Are you okay? 60 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:15,209 ‐ I'm so great. 61 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:16,789 ‐ Here, here. Yeah, yeah, come on. 62 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:17,999 We got to go. Come on. 63 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,209 She's coming. Go. Run. ‐ Oh. Hey. 64 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:20,629 Yeah, you better run. 65 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:22,299 Pervert. 66 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,299 ‐ Who said you could come downstairs? 67 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,969 Giddyap. 68 00:05:47,450 --> 00:05:48,989 Come with me. 69 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:50,539 ‐ Where? 70 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:53,119 ‐ To my parents' house for Christmas. 71 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,749 ‐ Oh, really? 72 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,669 I've got the pets to sit. 73 00:05:57,670 --> 00:06:00,459 ‐ Oh, my God, get someone to cover for you. 74 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,669 I want to... 75 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:05,339 wake up with you on Christmas morning. 76 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:08,389 And if that doesn't convince you to love Christmas, 77 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:10,390 I'll never bring it up again. 78 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,889 ‐ Deal. 79 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:16,810 Yeah. ‐ Mm. 80 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,559 ‐ Hi. 81 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,769 ‐ Hey. 82 00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:02,939 Sit down. 83 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:05,069 ‐ What's going on in here? 84 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:08,739 ‐ I just woke up thinking about going home with you and got... 85 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:10,699 very excited about Christmas. 86 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:15,079 ‐ Oh... baby, you don't‐‐ You don't have to come with me. 87 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,249 ‐ Well, I want to. ‐ No. 88 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:18,039 No, no, no, no, I‐‐ 89 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,209 I feel like I really put you on the spot last night, 90 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:22,749 and I understand how you feel about Christmas 91 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,839 because you lost your parents, and you just don't have‐‐ 92 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,969 ‐ No, no, no, I‐I genuinely want to go. 93 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,879 ‐ Uh‐huh. 94 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,929 ‐ I get to go meet the people that made my favorite person. 95 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:33,639 ‐ Okay. 96 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,389 But who's gonna look after all those pets? 97 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:38,390 ‐ John's gonna cover for me. 98 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:45,069 I know why you're worried. 99 00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:47,189 But don't be. 100 00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:49,359 I'm all in on Christmas. 101 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:52,989 ‐ Hmm? ‐ Good. 102 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:54,580 Yeah. 103 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,329 So, for the cat, you can go every other day, 104 00:07:58,330 --> 00:08:00,459 but the dog and the fish need to be seen morning and night. 105 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,879 ‐ Mm‐hmm. Okay. ‐ Oh, and the apartment on Butler 106 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,749 has this weird lock, so if you jiggle it, 107 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,919 it will lock, but you have to make sure that you do that. 108 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,709 ‐ Yes. ‐ What are you doing on your phone? 109 00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:10,259 ‐ I'm sorry, I left a gentleman alone in my apartment, 110 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,259 so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves. 111 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,179 ‐ You're tracking him? ‐ Yeah. I track everybody. 112 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:16,599 If the NSA can do it, so can I. 113 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,270 And he's gone. Sorry, what were you saying? 114 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,769 ‐ I wrote it all down. 115 00:08:20,770 --> 00:08:22,269 They're really specific directions, 116 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:24,109 but if you need anything, you can obviously call me. 117 00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:25,319 ‐ Abigail, don't worry. 118 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,399 I'm responsible for the careers of dozens of authors. 119 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,069 I am more than capable of taking care of a few pets for two days. 120 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:33,199 ‐ It's... it's five days. 121 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,200 ‐ Five days. That's what I said. 122 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,200 ‐ Refill? ‐ Hi. 123 00:08:35,201 --> 00:08:38,369 And I sort of think I made the right decision, but at the same time‐‐ 124 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:39,579 ‐ What is Ultrasuede? 125 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:42,829 ‐ Ultrasuede is, like, a water‐resistant fabric. 126 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:44,249 ‐ Hello. 127 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,789 ‐ What are we doing here? 128 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:47,249 ‐ Hi. Can I help you? 129 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,919 ‐ Yeah, I'm picking up. My name's Abby Holland. 130 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,759 ‐ Oh, yes, of course. Um, just wait right here. 131 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,929 I'll be right back. Oh, enjoy some champagne. 132 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:54,719 ‐ Oh. 133 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,849 Thank you. 134 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:57,720 I love champagne. 135 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:00,640 ‐ Here we are. 136 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,850 May I? ‐ Yeah, of course. Thanks. 137 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:10,439 There it is. 138 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,070 ‐ No. 139 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,699 Abby, you and Harper have a perfect relationship. 140 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,489 Why do you want to ruin that 141 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,909 by engaging in one of the most archaic institutions 142 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:22,119 in the history of the human race? 143 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,869 ‐ Because I want to marry her. 144 00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:26,669 ‐ Okay, you say that, but what you're actually doing 145 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:28,919 is tricking the woman you claim to love 146 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,459 by trapping her in a box of heteronormativity 147 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:33,339 and trying to make her your property. 148 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,799 She is not a rice cooker or a cake plate. 149 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,179 She's a human being. 150 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:38,559 ‐ No, it's not about owning her. 151 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,099 It's about building a life with her. 152 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:44,690 She is my person, and I really want everyone to know that. 153 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:49,109 ‐ I suppose that's one way of looking at it. 154 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,110 So, when are you gonna ask her? 155 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,609 ‐ I was thinking of doing it on New Year's, 156 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,739 but now that I'm going home with her... 157 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,779 I understand this is very old‐fashioned, 158 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:00,869 but I'm probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing 159 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,870 and propose on Christmas morning. 160 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:07,999 ‐ I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing? 161 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,209 Way to stick it to the patriarchy. 162 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:15,179 Really well done. 163 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:29,359 God, I'm so excited. 164 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,479 I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet everyone. 165 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,279 I mean, I haven't had a family Christmas in ten years. 166 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,699 Also, a fact you don't know about me: 167 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,449 I am actually very good with parents. 168 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:44,159 ‐ Okay, there's something that we should talk about 169 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,749 before we get to my parents' house. 170 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:46,829 ‐ What is it? 171 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,829 ‐ Do you remember this summer 172 00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:53,049 when I came out to my parents and told them we were together 173 00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:55,259 and they took it really well? 174 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:56,969 ‐ Yeah. 175 00:10:56,970 --> 00:11:01,389 ‐ Okay, well, that wasn't entirely accurate. 176 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:03,809 ‐ They didn't take it well? 177 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:05,849 ‐ No. No, no. 178 00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:08,349 Um... 179 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:10,360 I didn't tell them. 180 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:15,149 I was going to, and then Dad told us 181 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:16,949 that he was running for mayor, 182 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:19,279 and it just didn't feel like the right time, 183 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,119 and then now he's trying to get the support of this donor, 184 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,579 and our whole Christmas is about impressing this person, 185 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:27,709 which is stressing my mom out even more than usual, and I just‐‐ 186 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:30,079 I know that if I tell them now, 187 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,419 their reaction is gonna be colored by all this other stress, 188 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:35,919 and I‐I'm sorry, I don't think that's fair. 189 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,669 To you or to us. 190 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:39,339 ‐ Then why did you invite me? 191 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:43,759 ‐ Because we were just having such a special night, and... 192 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,599 and, fine, I got carried away, but it's because I love you 193 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:51,269 and‐and I want to give you such a great Christmas. 194 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,689 ‐ You're off to a really great start. 195 00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:54,859 ‐ I'm so sorry. 196 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,899 ‐ So, who do they think I am? 197 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,359 ‐ My roommate. 198 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,319 ‐ They don't think it's weird that you're bringing 199 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,069 your roommate home for Christmas? 200 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:04,829 ‐ No, because I told them that you had nowhere else to go 201 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:08,909 because your parents are no longer with us. 202 00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:10,249 ‐ I'm not going. 203 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:14,249 ‐ Look, this is actually a really good opportunity 204 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:19,509 for them to see how amazing and kind and smart you are. 205 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:21,509 You said it yourself, you're great with parents, 206 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:24,549 so they're gonna meet you, they're gonna fall in love with you, 207 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:27,810 and then that'll make it so much easier when I do tell them. 208 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,690 Look... 209 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:37,149 I get it, okay? 210 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:40,239 I am asking a lot of you. 211 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,909 But I promise I will tell them everything 212 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:44,910 after the holidays. 213 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,170 ‐ Okay, we can do this. 214 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,919 It's five days. 215 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,759 How bad can it be? 216 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:15,189 Should I have some sort of cover story or something? 217 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,359 Oh, no, no. 218 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,979 Just be you. ‐ Okay. 219 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:19,729 ‐ I mean, but don't, you know, 220 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:22,319 say that we're together, obviously, and, um... 221 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:26,699 you know, maybe don't mention that you're, um... 222 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,239 ‐ Gay? ‐ Yeah. 223 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,159 Yeah, I think, actually, it might be better just to avoid it. 224 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,459 But don't lie. 225 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,419 You're a very bad liar. 226 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,670 ‐ No, I'm not. 227 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:39,629 ‐ Hi! ‐ Hi. 228 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,129 ‐ Wait. 229 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,509 Mom, what are you doing? 230 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:45,259 ‐ I started an Instagram feed 231 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:49,059 for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain. 232 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,849 Your mother's going viral! 233 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,599 Hi! 234 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,189 Aw. 235 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,149 ‐ Look at you. 236 00:13:57,150 --> 00:14:01,529 You get more and more beautiful every single time I see you. 237 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,949 Mom, stop. 238 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,449 ‐ Did you bring concealer? 239 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,159 ‐ Yeah. This is Abby. 240 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,579 ‐ Hi, Abby. 241 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,199 It is so nice to meet you. 242 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,619 ‐ It's so nice to meet you, too. 243 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,869 Thank you for having me here. 244 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,289 ‐ It is nothing. 245 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:18,669 Harper's father and I are always happy to open our doors to those in need. 246 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,089 ‐ Where is Dad? 247 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,459 ‐ Uh, he's on a call. ‐ Oh, okay. Well‐‐ 248 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,169 Harper! 249 00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,429 Oh, Jane. 250 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,179 Oh, I have asked you not to do that. 251 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,679 ‐ I know. I didn't listen. 252 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,509 - Oh. Yay! - Oh. 253 00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:33,269 I didn't think you'd be here, but here you are. 254 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,849 ‐ Oh, I didn't want to wait one more second 255 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:36,229 to see my little sis. ‐ Oh, what's this? 256 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:37,769 ‐ Oh, I was changing the air filters. ‐ It's sticky. 257 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,769 ‐ Thank you, Jane. 258 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:41,479 ‐ Yeah, hi. You must be Abby. 259 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,239 ‐ Yeah. Nice to meet you. ‐ You, too. 260 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,860 Um... 261 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,069 I'm so sorry about your parents. 262 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:51,489 Oh, no. 263 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,490 ‐ Uh, it‐it ha‐‐ It happened a long time ago. 264 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,459 ‐ You're so brave. 265 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,959 - Oh. - You don't need to be. 266 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,419 ‐ Jane. ‐ Mom, can you just‐‐ 267 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,959 Okay. That's enough, Jane. 268 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,549 ‐ Jane, too much. Too much. ‐ You're always safe with‐‐ 269 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,129 ‐ So, this is our living room. 270 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:08,009 ‐ Wow, that's a beautiful piano. 271 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:09,339 ‐ Isn't it? 272 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,389 Of course, I wish my daughters had bothered 273 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,559 to learn to play it, but it does look nice. 274 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,519 ‐ I took lessons for eight years. 275 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,189 And this is the den. 276 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,019 ‐ You're sure Harry will be there tomorrow night, right? 277 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,059 Perfect. 278 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,729 Oh, uh, Carolyn, I'll call you later. 279 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,359 My daughter just arrived. 280 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,189 There she is, my perfect girl. 281 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,319 ‐ Hi, Dad. ‐ Oh, look at you. 282 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,909 Oh! 283 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:32,329 ‐ Hi, Dad. ‐ Jane, glad you're here. 284 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,619 The Internet has been a little spotty. 285 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,619 ‐ Ugh, not again. 286 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:39,249 ‐ Oh, and this is Harper's orphan friend. 287 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,999 ‐ Oh. ‐ This is Abby. 288 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,749 ‐ Yes, of course. ‐ Hey, sir. 289 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,379 Terrible. 290 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,509 There, there. 291 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,299 Harper, I read your piece about that senator. 292 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,719 He's got to resign, right? 293 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,509 Yeah, I think it's just a matter of time. 294 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:53,969 ‐ That was a good piece. ‐ Aw. 295 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:54,970 Thanks, Dad. 296 00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,599 ‐ You know what was really good? 297 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,979 Um, the speech that you made at the food bank on Thanksgiving. 298 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:01,399 ‐ Oh, thank you. You‐you know, that speech wasn't scripted. 299 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,979 I ju‐‐ It just came to me. 300 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,609 ‐ You could tell. I mean, you were very‐‐ 301 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,439 ‐ Okay, enough shoptalk. Let's continue. 302 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,529 ‐ Okay. Bye. ‐ See you later. 303 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:11,069 ‐ And this is Sloane's room. 304 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,319 She's my eldest. 305 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,739 ‐ That's a lot of trophies. 306 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,079 ‐ Yes. 307 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,749 She was brilliant. 308 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,459 She and her husband Eric‐‐ 309 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,329 he graduated top of his class at Yale‐‐ 310 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,039 were very successful attorneys, 311 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,799 but they gave it all up to raise their beautiful twins, 312 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,590 and now they make gift baskets. 313 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,679 Which is great. 314 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,139 Mm‐hmm. 315 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,730 What'd I miss? 316 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,769 ‐ Wow. 317 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,189 I know, right? 318 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,029 Ugh, is it hot in here, 319 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,779 - or is it just him? - Okay. 320 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,449 ‐ Yummy, yummy, yummy. ‐ Okay. 321 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,779 ‐ No. Jane. No. ‐ Num, num. 322 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,289 Mom, I thought you were gonna 323 00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:58,999 turn this room into your office. 324 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,249 ‐ Men need offices, dear. 325 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:05,669 Oh, that is Harper's old high school boyfriend Connor! 326 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:08,669 I asked you to put this away. 327 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:10,549 You know, he's still single. 328 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:12,509 - Okay, Mom, stop, please. - Mm. 329 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,259 Do you have a boyfriend, Abby? 330 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,339 ‐ No. 331 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:16,639 But I have. 332 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,719 'Cause... I have had many. 333 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,519 Um, but‐but not too many; an‐an appropriate amount. 334 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,559 I actually just went through a breakup. 335 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,939 ‐ Oh, no. ‐ Abby. 336 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,609 Yeah, with, um... 337 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:31,189 He was a‐‐ He was a milk... man. 338 00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:34,069 ‐ Okay, and I think we'll just settle in now. 339 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:37,739 ‐ Okay. Well, we'll just show Abby to her room. 340 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:40,659 ‐ What, is she not gonna stay up here with me? 341 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:44,919 ‐ Harper, I would never ask two grown women to share the same bed. 342 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,829 Harper. 343 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:50,169 ‐ No, A‐Abby will stay in Jane's old room. 344 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,629 ‐ Oh, oh, I could show it to her. ‐ Okay. 345 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:52,839 ‐ I could take her down. Yeah, let's go. 346 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,179 ‐ Settle down. ‐ I'm settled! 347 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,760 Okay. 348 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,309 ‐ Oh. 349 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,809 Your room's in the basement. 350 00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:04,309 ‐ Oh, yeah. I had night terrors. 351 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:07,649 They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up. 352 00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:09,940 Behold. 353 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,779 Cool, huh? 354 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:15,029 ‐ It's very cool. 355 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:17,109 ‐ It's my room. 356 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:18,829 ‐ Is everything okay? 357 00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,199 ‐ Yeah. Yeah. Really good. 358 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,949 ‐ No, not you. No. ‐ Oh. 359 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,449 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Thank you, Jane. 360 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:27,039 Why don't you go on home and rest up a little bit before dinner? 361 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,629 Okay. 362 00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:30,799 Don't have any fun without me. 363 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,169 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Bye. 364 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:35,509 ‐ I'm sorry about all this mess. 365 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,339 ‐ What? No, this is so nice. 366 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:39,929 ‐ Better than your room at the orphanage? 367 00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:42,269 ‐ Oh, I‐I wasn't in an orphanage, 368 00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,979 'cause I‐I was 19 when my parents died. 369 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,229 ‐ Oh. One of the lucky ones. 370 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,399 ‐ Well... 371 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,309 I'll let you settle in. 372 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,479 We leave for dinner at 6:45. 373 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,689 ‐ Okay. 374 00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,779 ‐ Oh, there's no lock on this door. 375 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,029 We had it removed because Jane was always scared 376 00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:00,529 that we would lock her in. 377 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,699 But don't worry, you'll have total privacy. 378 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,499 Okay. Thank you. 379 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,000 ‐ Okay. 380 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:15,760 - Milady. - Thank you. 381 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,179 Is this all right? 382 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:19,759 ‐ This is perfect, Colleen. Thank you. 383 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,309 ‐ Oh, actually, I think we're gonna need one more chair. 384 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:23,599 I'll have one brought over. 385 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,309 ‐ Oh, who else is joining us? 386 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,059 ‐ Hey, guys. How's it going? 387 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,899 ‐ Connor! How funny to see you here. 388 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,149 You told me to be here at 7:00, right? 389 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:32,769 Shh. Oh, wow. JANE: Hey. - How you doing? 390 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,359 Great to see you, Connor. 391 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,399 ‐ Hey, Ted. How you doing? ‐ Great. 392 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,149 ‐ Hi, Connor. ‐ Hi, Jane. 393 00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,449 Hi. It's been a minute. ‐ Hi. 394 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:39,609 ‐ How are you? ‐ Yeah. Hey. 395 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:41,619 ‐ Connor, this is Harper's friend Abby. 396 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,239 ‐ Oh, hey. Connor. ‐ Hey. ‐ She's an orphan. 397 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,159 ‐ Oh, um, I'm so sorry. ‐ Jane. 398 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,409 ‐ I‐‐ ‐ What? ‐ What are you doing? 399 00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:47,579 ‐ She is. ‐ No, it's‐it's‐‐ 400 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:48,580 ‐ It's all we have. 401 00:19:48,581 --> 00:19:49,789 All right. 402 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,419 Thank you. Let's all take a seat. 403 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:58,009 Do you want to switch? ‐ No. 404 00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:00,179 No, this is perfect. ‐ Okay. 405 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,179 And then in the third chapter, the Shadow Dreamers 406 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:05,179 discover that the gemstone that they thought was inside the gork 407 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:08,349 was actually stolen by an evil floam, which is sort of like a maggel 408 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,139 but with less arms and more powers. 409 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,439 ‐ Oh, wow. 410 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,859 That's amazing. It really is. 411 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:15,019 ‐ Jane, I just can't believe you're still working on that book. 412 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,069 It's been like ten years. 413 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,689 ‐ Takes a long time to build a world. 414 00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:21,199 ‐ You know what I was thinking about the other day? 415 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,739 I was thinking about that trip 416 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,289 that we took to our old house in Jackson Hole 417 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,619 - when Harper got chicken pox. - Oh, yeah. 418 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,829 Oh, God. 419 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,209 ‐ Harper told me this story. 420 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:35,339 ‐ Then you must know that she very quickly gave it to Connor. 421 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,629 Yes, she did. 422 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,129 - Very quickly. - The two of them 423 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:40,089 didn't leave the cabin for the whole trip, 424 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:41,549 ‐ if I remember correctly. No. ‐ Oh, my goodness. 425 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,719 ‐ Literally in a cabin running a fever. 426 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,969 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Together. 427 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,809 ‐ Together. Yep, yep. ‐ Really laughing a lot. 428 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,559 It was ground zero for chicken pox. 429 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,389 Yeah. God, that was fun. You know, I really, 430 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:51,939 really loved going on those trips. ‐ Fun. 431 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,809 ‐ Well, we loved having you, son. ‐ That was lovely. 432 00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:55,269 ‐ Should we go to the ladies' room? 433 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:58,029 ‐ Oh, I‐I would hate to miss some of these stories. 434 00:20:58,030 --> 00:21:00,110 ‐ No, we'll be quick. 435 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,989 I am so sorry. 436 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,949 I had no idea he was gonna be here. 437 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,409 I swear. 438 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,369 ‐ It's funny, I remember you telling me that story. 439 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,209 I think you just forgot to mention that Connor 440 00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,039 ‐ was also there. ‐ I know. 441 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,959 I‐I don't know, he didn't seem like an important part of the story. 442 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,629 Look, I'm gonna talk to my mom, and I'm gonna make sure that 443 00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:25,470 nothing like this happens for the rest of the trip, okay? 444 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:29,139 ‐ You can be totally honest with me. 445 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,559 Like, about anything. 446 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,270 Seriously, I can take it. 447 00:21:33,310 --> 00:21:35,020 ‐ Okay. 448 00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:39,109 Then you should know that it is very difficult 449 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:42,110 to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you. 450 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,870 ‐ Yeah. 451 00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:51,749 ‐ No more surprises. 452 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,370 I promise. 453 00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,169 - Riley. - Mm. 454 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:01,960 Harper. 455 00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:04,929 ‐ Mm. Uh... 456 00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:06,589 ‐ Sorry, um... 457 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:08,099 Riley, this is Abby. 458 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,969 Abby is my‐‐ ‐ Orphan. 459 00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:11,389 Roommate. We‐‐ 460 00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:13,349 I am an orphan, but we live together. 461 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:14,639 As friends, um, like acquaintances. 462 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,399 ‐ Oh, please stop. ‐ Yeah. 463 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,109 ‐ Nice to meet you. 464 00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:20,189 So, I'm just gonna sneak on by you guys. 465 00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,399 ‐ Oh, God. Sorry. 466 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,320 Sorry. Just... 467 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,949 ‐ Was that the Riley? 468 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:30,029 ‐ Okay, that one really wasn't my fault. 469 00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,659 ‐ Well, who knows, maybe... 470 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:34,289 maybe another one of your exes will bring out dessert. 471 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:36,669 ‐ Okay. ‐ Oh, my God. 472 00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:39,749 ‐ Harper, did you see that the Bennetts are here? 473 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:40,880 Uh... 474 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,009 Yeah. We just ran into Riley. 475 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,929 ‐ Did you hear she's doing her residency at Johns Hopkins? 476 00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:47,799 ‐ I should have her look at my mole. 477 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,549 ‐ No, um, I hadn't heard that. 478 00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:52,099 ‐ It's very impressive. 479 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,809 Her parents must be proud. 480 00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:55,349 And relieved. 481 00:22:55,350 --> 00:22:57,189 ‐ I know. That lifestyle choice. 482 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:59,559 Mm. Such a shame. 483 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,649 ‐ Abby, what do you do? 484 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:05,569 ‐ Oh, I'm‐I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie Mellon. 485 00:23:05,570 --> 00:23:07,239 My parents were professors there, 486 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,699 so I kind of wanted to follow in their footsteps. 487 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:11,779 ‐ You know, before law school, 488 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:15,499 I took all the money I had and went to Paris for a month. 489 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,789 Spent every day in museums. 490 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:20,579 That experience made me the man I am. 491 00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:22,089 ‐ That‐that must have been incredible. 492 00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:23,249 What a dream. 493 00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:25,339 ‐ It was. 494 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:27,879 Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh? 495 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,799 Bet you could teach me a thing or two. 496 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,259 Should I go over there? 497 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,389 No, darling, no. 498 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:33,719 I do think it's getting bigger. 499 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,220 - No. - Stay at the table, Jane. 500 00:23:42,110 --> 00:23:44,649 ‐ Oh. You settling in okay? ‐ Hey. 501 00:23:44,650 --> 00:23:46,069 Yeah. Yeah. 502 00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:49,659 You're such a wonderful host, so I'm great. 503 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:51,279 ‐ Thank you, Abby. 504 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,529 Thank you. 505 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:53,829 ‐ Hi. ‐ Hi, sweetie. 506 00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:55,239 Do you need something? 507 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,199 ‐ No, just to say good night to Abby. 508 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,910 ‐ Oh. 509 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,249 ‐ Mom, do you mind? 510 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,039 Oh. 511 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,799 I get it. Girl talk. 512 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,549 Okay, when you finish, um, 513 00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:09,629 I want to give you a little early Christmas present. 514 00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:10,839 ‐ Ooh, okay. 515 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,430 ‐ Night. ‐ Night, Abby. 516 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,479 Tonight wasn't the best. 517 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,059 ‐ Yeah. 518 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,609 But we got through it. 519 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:25,229 ‐ You know, you're right. 520 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,229 You are really good with parents. 521 00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:28,939 ‐ You think they like me? 522 00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:30,649 ‐ Definitely. 523 00:24:30,650 --> 00:24:33,699 ‐ You think they like me as much as they love Connor? 524 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,079 ‐ Oh, no. No, no. 525 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,449 But they don't even really like me that much, so... 526 00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:40,119 Oh. 527 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:47,460 I love you. ‐ I love you. 528 00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:51,680 Stop it. 529 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,049 The hell did it go? 530 00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:57,889 Cheap freaking puzzle. 531 00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:02,229 Yeah, Abby, I'm in the middle of something right now. 532 00:25:02,230 --> 00:25:03,849 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. 533 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:04,899 I'm just checking on the animals. 534 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,900 Oh, they're all good. 535 00:25:05,901 --> 00:25:07,019 I walked the dog. 536 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,279 Fed him, fed the cats. 537 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,280 - All are well. - What about the fish? 538 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,859 ‐ Uh, the fish are‐‐ Yeah. 539 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:15,239 The‐the‐the fish are‐are‐‐ Yes. Yeah. 540 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,409 But enough about me. 541 00:25:16,410 --> 00:25:17,410 Have you managed 542 00:25:17,411 --> 00:25:21,959 to get a man's permission to take ownership of an adult human woman yet? 543 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,369 ‐ Not exactly. 544 00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:24,789 ‐ What's going on? You sound tense. 545 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,289 No, I'm not tense. I'm great. 546 00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:28,299 There's just one tiny thing. 547 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:29,960 Um... 548 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,129 Harper isn't out, and her parents don't know we're together. 549 00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:37,299 ‐ Okay, you know what, I always felt like something was off. 550 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,219 You can't go over a year without meeting 551 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:40,469 your significant other's parents. 552 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:41,639 Trust me, I have tried. 553 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,059 ‐ I know, but it's not that big of a deal, 554 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:45,399 'cause she does plan on telling them immediately after the holidays. 555 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,269 ‐ So, what, her parents are believing that their straight daughter 556 00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:51,439 brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas? 557 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,739 No. 558 00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:56,159 No. They also think that I'm... 559 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,279 that I'm straight. 560 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,039 ‐ Have they ever met a lesbian? 561 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,329 ‐ It's not so bad. 562 00:26:01,330 --> 00:26:03,249 It's kind of fun having a secret. 563 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,869 ‐ Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more erotic 564 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:06,709 than concealing your authentic selves. 565 00:26:06,710 --> 00:26:09,879 ‐ I know it's not ideal. I‐‐ 566 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,420 But I‐I know that it's what she needs right now, so... 567 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,139 ‐ Who are you? 568 00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:26,229 ‐ I'm Abby. 569 00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:27,939 ‐ Do you work here? 570 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:29,569 ‐ No, I'm H‐Harper's friend. 571 00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:31,569 Kids? 572 00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:33,149 Where are you? 573 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:35,149 Hey. 574 00:26:35,150 --> 00:26:37,240 What are you doing in here? Out. 575 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:40,739 But that's our room. 576 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:42,289 ‐ Sorry about them. I'm Sloane. 577 00:26:42,290 --> 00:26:44,119 Why does she get to sleep in there? 578 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,869 ‐ Hi. I'm... ‐ Because she's a grown‐up, sweetie. 579 00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:48,539 ‐ ...Abby. 580 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,880 Come. We're having breakfast. 581 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:06,479 ‐ Are you tired? 582 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,099 Not me. I like the morning. 583 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:11,359 But then I have something meaningful to get out of bed for, so... 584 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,609 Thank you, Mommy. 585 00:27:13,610 --> 00:27:15,109 ‐ Snowman pancakes. 586 00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:18,319 God, that's a lot of work for something that's just gonna turn to shit. 587 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,159 Oh, but that's kind of like your law degree. 588 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,239 ‐ It must be freeing to be so self‐involved 589 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,239 you don't realize that's actually not appropriate language 590 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,449 to use in front of children. 591 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:26,830 We got everything out of the van. 592 00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:29,169 ‐ Thank you, honey. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 593 00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:31,249 ‐ Oh, this is‐‐ ‐ Abby. I'm Eric. 594 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,709 ‐ Nice to meet you. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 595 00:27:32,710 --> 00:27:36,299 A teaspoon of coconut oil‐‐ add some nice moisture to those hands. 596 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:37,879 ‐ Oh. 597 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,220 Yeah, thank you. 598 00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:45,469 So, you and your sister are pretty intense. 599 00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:47,849 ‐ What do you mean? 600 00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:49,019 ‐ Freeze! ‐ Ooh. 601 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:52,689 ‐ Don't move one more muscle before I hug you! 602 00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:54,439 ‐ Hi, Jane. ‐ Oh. Oh, hi. 603 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,899 Oh. Yay. 604 00:27:56,990 --> 00:27:58,949 - Hi, Eric. Hi. - Hi, Jane. 605 00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:01,819 ‐ Hi, you guys. Hi. 606 00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:03,079 Um... 607 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,739 Gosh, you're so big. 608 00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:06,699 What are you, college students? 609 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,159 ‐ We're in elementary school. 610 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,289 ‐ Yeah. No, I‐I know. I'm just‐‐ 611 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,379 You're just so tall, you know? 612 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:14,920 ‐ Here they are. ‐ My babies. 613 00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:19,049 Aw... 614 00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:21,089 ‐ Hi, Daddy. ‐ Did you get Harper's article I sent you? 615 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,969 - I did. - Good, right? 616 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:24,139 ‐ Mm. Mm‐hmm. Mm. ‐ Uh‐huh. 617 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,889 ‐ Ted. ‐ Eric. 618 00:28:25,890 --> 00:28:27,349 - Good to see you. - Hi, Mom. 619 00:28:27,350 --> 00:28:28,519 Hi. 620 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,309 ‐ Morning. ‐ Morning, Abby. 621 00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:32,859 Hey, girls, come here. I'm good. ERIC: Hi. 622 00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,309 ‐ Just‐just‐just come over here. 623 00:28:34,310 --> 00:28:36,019 - Just move a bit. - I cannot believe 624 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:39,279 I've got all my daughters under one roof. 625 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,239 Mm, mm. ‐ This is great content. 626 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,699 ‐ Oh. ‐ Hold it. Hold it. 627 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,700 ‐ And smile. ‐ Hold on. 628 00:28:43,701 --> 00:28:45,489 Daddy. ‐ Uh‐huh. Uh‐huh. ‐ Got it. 629 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:47,159 ‐ Okay. I got to shower. 630 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,159 Hey, big night tonight, girls. ‐ That's too much. 631 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,829 ‐ We're meeting a major donor at the party. 632 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,669 Harper, I need you to bring your A game. 633 00:28:52,670 --> 00:28:54,749 ‐ Got it. ‐ Dad, do you need me to do anything? 634 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:56,169 ‐ Honey, no. 635 00:28:56,170 --> 00:28:59,089 You just bring that beautiful family and show them off. 636 00:28:59,090 --> 00:29:00,509 Who knows? 637 00:29:00,510 --> 00:29:02,799 These might be the only grandchildren we ever have. 638 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,349 And it is crucial that we take 639 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:08,519 the family holiday photo for the Instagram tonight, 640 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:12,229 so don't wear anything that will strobe, Jane. 641 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:18,479 Okay. 642 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,569 Who's ready to go ice‐skating? 643 00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:23,779 ‐ Are you ready? ‐ No. 644 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:32,499 ‐ Let me know if you guys need any more room. 645 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,040 I can make myself real small. 646 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,299 ‐ So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right? 647 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:40,629 ‐ No. 648 00:29:40,630 --> 00:29:43,219 We create curated gift experiences 649 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:45,639 inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels. 650 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,219 ‐ Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. 651 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,220 She has impeccable taste. 652 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,219 ‐ Oh, no, honey, you have the eye. 653 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:51,599 ‐ Aw. ‐ Mm. 654 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,939 ‐ That sounds great. 655 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:54,349 Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. 656 00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,149 Paltrow. Goop picked us up, 657 00:29:56,150 --> 00:29:58,110 and sales have been through the roof ever since. 658 00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:08,119 Hey. 659 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,489 ‐ Hey. 660 00:30:09,490 --> 00:30:11,449 ‐ Are you sure you're okay? ‐ Yeah. 661 00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:13,039 No, this is so fun. 662 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,409 ‐ Whoa. 663 00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:16,789 ‐ Sloane, do you need a helper? 664 00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:19,419 ‐ Please. I've always skated circles around you. 665 00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:21,759 That was in your youth. 666 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,589 I mean, I've lapped you like 12 times today. 667 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:26,429 ‐ Like I'm even trying. ‐ Like it would even matter. 668 00:30:26,430 --> 00:30:28,679 ‐ 20 bucks says I can do two laps in under a minute. 669 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,259 ‐ 50 bucks says I can do three. 670 00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:31,849 ‐ Let's do it. Jane, time us. 671 00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:33,269 ‐ Oh, I'm actually having fun just‐‐ 672 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:36,059 ‐ Jane. ‐ Okay, fun. Yeah. 673 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,849 No problem. 674 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,400 Ready? 675 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,399 Set. 676 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,700 Go. 677 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,659 ‐ Move! ‐ No! 678 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:54,500 ‐ I love it when they do this. 679 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:57,039 ‐ What are they doing? ‐ They're racing. 680 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,329 ‐ Ah, yeah. 681 00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:01,129 ‐ Jane, time! ‐ Oh, I forgot to press start. 682 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:03,129 How long do you guys think‐‐ ‐ Don't‐don't tell them that. 683 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,759 ‐ You need to take a break yet, Sloane? 684 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,879 ‐ Huh, maybe you should just 685 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,510 worry about yourself. ‐ Oh, yeah? 686 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,009 ‐ Oh! ‐ Ooh. 687 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:15,729 ‐ Mm. ‐ Ow. 688 00:31:15,730 --> 00:31:17,059 Should we stop them? 689 00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:19,269 No, they'll tire themselves out eventually. 690 00:31:19,270 --> 00:31:20,309 Yeah. That's right. 691 00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:21,479 ‐ That's the way it goes. ‐ Whoo! 692 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,899 Get off me! 693 00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,319 ‐ I love you guys. I love you. 694 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,779 No! You're such a cheater! 695 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:27,699 ‐ Stop it! ‐ You stop it! 696 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,029 ‐ ...a little restless. ‐ They're gonna need to turn around. 697 00:31:29,030 --> 00:31:30,619 ‐ Look, some of us were here when you said to be here. 698 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,529 ‐ Jane, is that‐‐ That's what you're wearing, right? ‐ Yeah. 699 00:31:32,530 --> 00:31:34,409 All right. Harper! 700 00:31:34,410 --> 00:31:36,789 Eric, can you make them be still? 701 00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:38,619 ‐ Wow. 702 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:40,379 ‐ It's my early Christmas present. 703 00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,539 Harper, please come here. 704 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:43,799 ‐ Honey, we're very late. 705 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,759 ‐ Ted, the family holiday photo 706 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,179 is an essential element of every candidate's feed, 707 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:51,009 and if we cannot manage to post one, 708 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:53,719 we do not deserve to have that account at all. 709 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,059 ‐ All right. Up, up, up, kids. ‐ That is so true. 710 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,269 ‐ Jane, get out of the middle. ‐ Come on, Matilda. 711 00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:57,639 ‐ Oh. ‐ You have to stand, honey. 712 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,599 Abby, would you mind taking that? 713 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,269 ‐ Yeah, not at all. ‐ Oh, thank you. 714 00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:04,069 ‐ Okay, here we go. Here we go. ‐ Around and face this way. 715 00:32:04,070 --> 00:32:05,479 Thank you. ‐ Okay. 716 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,819 ‐ Everyone say, "Christmas." 717 00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:09,239 ‐ No, don't say that. 718 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,569 Just smile. 719 00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:14,279 Okay. 720 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,329 Ah, good. I can't wait. 721 00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:19,249 Blurry. Boring. 722 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,959 Nope. Nope. Nope. 723 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,879 Okay, none of these will do. 724 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,749 Uh, we will try again tomorrow. 725 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:27,839 - Thank you. - Where's Abby? 726 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,609 Ted, Tipper. 727 00:32:48,610 --> 00:32:50,699 Oh, I'm so glad you made it. 728 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,909 Oh, mwah. Oh. ‐ Carolyn, you are a vision. 729 00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:54,699 - Gorgeous dress. - Mwah. 730 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,289 Uh, you remember my daughters Harper, Jane and Sloane. 731 00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:58,539 Sloane's husband Eric. 732 00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:00,539 Their children Matilda and Magnus. 733 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:02,869 And this is Harper's friend Abby. 734 00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:05,169 Charmed. This is my assistant Levi. 735 00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:08,799 Though, truth be told, in a few years, we'll probably all be working for him. 736 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,339 Oh, you're too kind. 737 00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:11,839 ‐ Oh. ‐ Is the white whale here? 738 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,259 ‐ Ah, indeed. Let me take you over. 739 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:15,389 ‐ Oh, Harper, come with us. 740 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:16,809 Uh, Jane, uh, uh, keep Abby company. 741 00:33:16,810 --> 00:33:18,519 ‐ You got it. ‐ Dad, should I come, too? 742 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,269 I'll come right back. ‐ Okay. ‐ N‐No, honey. 743 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:22,349 Just, uh, enjoy yourself. ‐ Great. 744 00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:23,729 Now, Harry's tough. 745 00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:24,979 Don't let her throw you. 746 00:33:24,980 --> 00:33:26,819 ‐ I'm gonna take the twins to the kids' club. 747 00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:28,149 Please order me several drinks. 748 00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:29,189 ‐ Yeah. 749 00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:30,489 ‐ Come on, you guys. 750 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:32,069 Let's go play. 751 00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:34,199 Okay. Well... 752 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,449 looks like it's just us ladies. 753 00:33:36,450 --> 00:33:38,869 Now, I don't know about you, but I am single 754 00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:41,460 and ready to mingle, so... 755 00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:45,129 Harry. 756 00:33:45,130 --> 00:33:47,789 This is‐‐ ‐ Ted Caldwell. 757 00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:50,049 Ms. Levin, it is an honor. 758 00:33:50,050 --> 00:33:51,839 ‐ I am gonna leave you two to get acquainted. 759 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,969 ‐ Okay. Thank you. 760 00:33:52,970 --> 00:33:54,629 This is my husband Scott. 761 00:33:54,630 --> 00:33:56,679 - We met on Bumble. - Pleasure. 762 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,309 And, uh, this is my wife Tipper. 763 00:33:58,310 --> 00:34:00,019 My daughter Harper, who writes for the‐‐ 764 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:01,429 ‐ Pittsburgh Post‐Gazette. 765 00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:02,809 ‐ Yes. ‐ Yes, I'm familiar. 766 00:34:02,810 --> 00:34:04,309 ‐ You've read her work? 767 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,270 ‐ Yes. 768 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,949 ‐ Hey, could I get a vodka neat? 769 00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:15,660 Thanks. 770 00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:20,040 ‐ You're new. 771 00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:24,869 ‐ Yeah, I'm just visiting. ‐ From where? 772 00:34:24,870 --> 00:34:27,039 ‐ I'm really not interested in meeting anyone tonight, so‐‐ 773 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,340 ‐ I am. 774 00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,379 Oh, I'll have to check out Goop. 775 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:33,379 Was that‐‐ When was that one, again? 776 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,069 ‐ Are you enjoying the party? 777 00:34:50,070 --> 00:34:52,229 ‐ Yeah. 778 00:34:52,230 --> 00:34:53,859 That's great. 779 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:56,739 If my friend ditched me at a party where I didn't know anyone, 780 00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:58,529 I probably wouldn't have a good time. 781 00:34:58,530 --> 00:34:59,699 ‐ Oh, no, sh‐she didn't ditch me. 782 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:00,989 No, she's just helping your dad. 783 00:35:00,990 --> 00:35:03,290 ‐ Yeah, she's very helpful. 784 00:35:04,790 --> 00:35:07,499 So, how long have you and Harper been roommates? 785 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,749 ‐ I moved in like six months ago. 786 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,339 ‐ You moved in to her place? 787 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:12,459 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 788 00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:14,299 ‐ Isn't it a one‐bedroom? 789 00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:16,009 ‐ Technically, yes. 790 00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:17,469 Yeah, well, it was a one‐bedroom, 791 00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:20,299 and‐and now that we have converted the pantry 792 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:23,009 I‐into my bedroom, it's a two‐bedroom. 793 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:25,229 Um, it's really spacious in there, and it's‐‐ 794 00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:27,099 ‐ I don't want to have this conversation anymore. 795 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,730 ‐ No problem. 796 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:32,149 ‐ Being mayor is no small task. 797 00:35:32,150 --> 00:35:35,779 However, it's a task I am not only up for but eager to take on. 798 00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:37,399 I'm gonna stop you right there. 799 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,319 I have a perfect record. 800 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,739 And do you know why? 801 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:42,529 Because I do my homework. 802 00:35:42,530 --> 00:35:44,539 Last election, I almost backed Dave Grady. 803 00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:46,789 ‐ Dave Grady? Didn't his son‐‐ 804 00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:48,669 ‐ Get arrested for exotic animal smuggling? 805 00:35:48,670 --> 00:35:49,789 Yes. 806 00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:54,129 I'm telling you this because I'm not just looking at you. 807 00:35:54,130 --> 00:35:55,459 This is a family affair. 808 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:57,549 ‐ Well, I can assure you, 809 00:35:57,550 --> 00:36:01,220 this family has nothing to hide. 810 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,609 ‐ Hey. ‐ Hey. Hey. 811 00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:15,439 ‐ Hi. Can I have a sip of your drink? 812 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,440 ‐ Yeah, of course. ‐ Thank you. 813 00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:20,029 Mm. ‐ You okay? 814 00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:21,239 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 815 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,239 I just needed a bit of a breather. 816 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,579 Thank you. 817 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:25,829 Harper? 818 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:27,119 Mm! 819 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,579 Hi! 820 00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:29,959 Hi. 821 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,669 You look incredible. 822 00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:33,749 ‐ As always. ‐ Oh, my God. 823 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,799 You, too. God, guys. 824 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,799 Oh, um, this is my roommate Abby. 825 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,759 And this is Kelly and Ashley. 826 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,339 ‐ Oh, lovely to meet you. ‐ Yes. 827 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:44,299 - Nice to meet you, too. - Hey, you guys. 828 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:45,889 Wow. 829 00:36:45,890 --> 00:36:48,139 God, sorry, just seeing the three of you standing next to each other 830 00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:49,679 takes me right back to high school. 831 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,979 Minus the bad cafeteria food. 832 00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:57,689 You're so funny. 833 00:36:57,690 --> 00:36:59,529 ‐ Uh, Harper, can I talk to you for a second? 834 00:36:59,530 --> 00:37:01,529 Um, yeah. 835 00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:03,779 I'll just be a sec. 836 00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:06,159 ‐ Am I crazy, or did you have absolutely no idea 837 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,659 I was coming to dinner last night? 838 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,579 ‐ It was a surprise. ‐ Yeah. 839 00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,209 Yeah, I thought so. 840 00:37:11,210 --> 00:37:13,959 Um, sorry about that. ‐ It's not you. 841 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,339 ‐ But, actually, I'd love to do... that again. 842 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:19,129 Like, hang out again, if you got time. 843 00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:22,549 ‐ That sounds so nice, and, um... 844 00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:26,049 and I just don't know, uh, 'cause it's so busy and‐‐ 845 00:37:26,050 --> 00:37:27,099 ‐ Yeah. Totally got it. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 846 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,139 ‐ No pressure. ‐ Yeah. 847 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:30,479 ‐ But that being said, if you, you know, 848 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,979 and‐and your roommate want to get out and hang out, 849 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,399 that'd be great. ‐ Abby. Yeah. 850 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,059 Abby. Yeah. Absolutely. 851 00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:38,819 ‐ Hey, if she doesn't sleep with him, then I will. 852 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,279 I'm just kidding. I would never. 853 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,659 ‐ He's definitely still into her. 854 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:48,279 ‐ I know. 855 00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:53,539 I should... 856 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,499 take this. 857 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,669 Hello? 858 00:37:56,670 --> 00:37:58,089 Did you know that you're standing 859 00:37:58,090 --> 00:37:59,919 in a country club that didn't let women have 860 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,259 their own memberships until the early 2000s? 861 00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:03,929 ‐ How do you know that? 862 00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:05,889 ‐ Um, I might be tracking you, 863 00:38:05,890 --> 00:38:07,889 but it's for your own safety, clearly. 864 00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:08,890 ‐ What‐what do you want? 865 00:38:08,891 --> 00:38:11,639 I want you to break out of that closet. 866 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,099 ‐ I am not in the closet. 867 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,689 I told you, Harper's gonna tell her parents everything 868 00:38:14,690 --> 00:38:15,690 right after the holidays. 869 00:38:15,691 --> 00:38:17,609 ‐ You deserve to be with someone 870 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:21,109 who shouts their love for you from the rooftops. 871 00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:22,529 That's very sweet. 872 00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:24,239 ‐ So stop being a doormat, you fool. 873 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,489 ‐ Did you need something, or did you just call to shame me? 874 00:38:26,490 --> 00:38:27,779 ‐ I'm not shaming you. 875 00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:29,079 I just think the choice you're making is dumb 876 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,659 and you should feel bad about it and yourself. 877 00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:33,660 Also, I am loving these fish. 878 00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:38,039 If I wanted to buy the exact same one for myself, 879 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,799 where‐where do you think I would do that? 880 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,009 ‐ What? 881 00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:43,839 You know what, I think I should Google it. 882 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,130 I'm gonna Google it. Thanks. 883 00:38:51,970 --> 00:38:53,639 ‐ Hey. 884 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,770 ‐ Oh, hey. Hey. 885 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,529 ‐ How's it going? ‐ Great. 886 00:39:02,530 --> 00:39:08,029 ‐ I was just taking a break from diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses. 887 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,329 ‐ Hey, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop or anything. 888 00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:14,449 I was out there before you came out. 889 00:39:14,450 --> 00:39:17,120 You didn't see me, but, um... 890 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:20,879 I can relate. 891 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,880 ‐ Like, to what? 892 00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:28,299 ‐ Nothing. 893 00:39:29,390 --> 00:39:31,099 Nothing. 894 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:33,220 Okay. I'm gonna go back inside. 895 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:39,019 I'm sure my mother's hairdresser wants to show me her weird finger again. 896 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:41,020 So... 897 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:43,900 I like your jacket. 898 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,200 Okay. 899 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,579 Thank you. Thank you so much. 900 00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:55,909 Will you all please join me in welcoming 901 00:39:55,910 --> 00:40:00,539 my dear, dear friend, Councilman Ted Caldwell. 902 00:40:04,090 --> 00:40:06,129 Thank you so much. Thank you. 903 00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:08,049 Isn't this the best time of year? 904 00:40:08,050 --> 00:40:09,509 I mean, really. 905 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:11,469 I know we're all having a great time tonight, 906 00:40:11,470 --> 00:40:13,299 so I will be brief. 907 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,679 I've accomplished a lot in my life, 908 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,099 and serving you on the city council 909 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:22,859 is right up there with my most rewarding life experiences. 910 00:40:22,860 --> 00:40:25,149 But I'm ready for more. 911 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,319 These are turbulent times, 912 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,369 and the way I can ensure depravity doesn't seep in 913 00:40:33,370 --> 00:40:35,949 through the cracks of our community 914 00:40:35,950 --> 00:40:40,039 is by making sure there are no cracks. 915 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,040 No cracks! 916 00:40:44,290 --> 00:40:48,759 Look, our foundation is built on family, tradition and faith, 917 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:54,219 and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. 918 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:56,309 I have loved being your city councilman, 919 00:40:56,310 --> 00:40:58,469 and I can't wait to be your mayor. 920 00:40:58,470 --> 00:40:59,769 Merry Christmas. 921 00:41:44,060 --> 00:41:47,069 ...the way I can ensure depravity 922 00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:50,319 doesn't seep in through the cracks of our community 923 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,489 is by making sure there are no cracks. 924 00:41:57,990 --> 00:41:59,789 Look, our foundation is built 925 00:41:59,790 --> 00:42:03,209 on family, tradition and faith, 926 00:42:03,210 --> 00:42:08,290 and that is the only way we will keep safe and strong. 927 00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,759 Um, for the chicken breast, 928 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,019 we were looking at a quarter cup of honey, and remember to use local honey... 929 00:42:47,170 --> 00:42:49,129 Whoa. 930 00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:50,250 Shit. Shit! 931 00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,589 Come on. Come on. 932 00:42:52,590 --> 00:42:54,670 Nope. Shut up, shut up. Oh, no. 933 00:42:59,050 --> 00:43:00,559 Oh! 934 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,229 Abby, what are you doing in the closet? 935 00:43:04,230 --> 00:43:07,519 ‐ I‐‐ Well, I guess I must have been sleepwalking. 936 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,519 ‐ Oh, that is very dangerous. 937 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,519 I once took too many Ambien, 938 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,649 and I bought a racehorse online. 939 00:43:13,650 --> 00:43:15,029 - Oh. - Okay. 940 00:43:15,030 --> 00:43:16,609 You need to go back downstairs, Abby. 941 00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:18,109 ‐ Okay. ‐ Carefully. 942 00:43:18,110 --> 00:43:19,569 ‐ Yeah, uh‐‐ ‐ Are you all right to do that? 943 00:43:19,570 --> 00:43:21,279 Yeah. Oh, gosh, my phone, too. 944 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,829 ‐ God, I‐I was in such a daze. ‐ I'll get all this. 945 00:43:23,830 --> 00:43:24,869 ‐ Okay. ‐ Go on. 946 00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:25,870 Um, I‐I was‐‐ 947 00:43:25,871 --> 00:43:27,419 ‐ Do you want me to come with you? 948 00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:28,499 No, thank you. 949 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:29,630 I'm sorry about this. 950 00:43:32,630 --> 00:43:35,129 Oh, my God. 951 00:43:35,130 --> 00:43:37,429 How did you get down here? 952 00:43:37,430 --> 00:43:39,389 ‐ When I saw that mess upstairs, 953 00:43:39,390 --> 00:43:41,889 I knew my mom would be busy for the next two hours. 954 00:43:41,890 --> 00:43:43,559 ‐ What do you want to do for two hours? 955 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,520 ‐ I don't know. ‐ Hmm. 956 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,120 Mm. 957 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,299 ‐ Abby? ‐ Shit. 958 00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:15,709 Fuck. 959 00:44:15,710 --> 00:44:17,169 Abby, honey, are you okay? 960 00:44:17,170 --> 00:44:19,129 ‐ Uh‐huh. I'm‐I'm‐I'm okay. 961 00:44:19,130 --> 00:44:21,049 I can't believe I fell asleep. 962 00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:23,809 Um, I think there's something against the door. 963 00:44:23,810 --> 00:44:25,809 Um, I'm just moving it right now. 964 00:44:25,810 --> 00:44:27,020 Sorry. It's heavy. 965 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:29,139 Morning. 966 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:31,099 ‐ Why did you block the door? 967 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:33,610 ‐ I‐I didn't want to sleepwalk again. 968 00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:37,279 ‐ Well, sorry to barge in. 969 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,399 The twins usually stay down here. 970 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,319 I'm just getting them Jane's old Game Boy. 971 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,449 ‐ Morning, kids. 972 00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,619 ‐ Morning. ‐ Abby. 973 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,909 Uh, honey, I'm headed to the office, but I wanted to let you know 974 00:44:46,910 --> 00:44:50,540 I have invited Harry Levin and her husband to our Christmas Eve party. 975 00:44:51,580 --> 00:44:52,629 ‐ What? 976 00:44:52,630 --> 00:44:53,709 Well, you heard what she said. 977 00:44:53,710 --> 00:44:56,629 It's not just about me. 978 00:44:56,630 --> 00:44:58,459 It's about our whole family. 979 00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:01,049 And what is a better representation of our family 980 00:45:01,050 --> 00:45:04,350 than your Christmas Eve party? 981 00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:07,220 ‐ It is legendary. 982 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:09,979 Mwah! 983 00:45:09,980 --> 00:45:11,889 ‐ Have a good day. ‐ You know I will. 984 00:45:11,890 --> 00:45:13,149 Can't even believe that. 985 00:45:13,150 --> 00:45:15,309 That is two more people on the guest list. 986 00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:18,069 I basically have to reimagine the entire party. 987 00:45:18,070 --> 00:45:19,739 Man. 988 00:45:19,740 --> 00:45:21,359 ‐ Found it. 989 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,949 Okay, come on, you two. 990 00:45:23,950 --> 00:45:25,870 Let's look at it. 991 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,949 That was very, very close. 992 00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:31,459 ‐ We shouldn't have done that. 993 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:34,579 ‐ Harper, we've been up since 5:45 a.m... ‐ This is the last batch. 994 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:36,919 ‐ ...and the twins already made their own batch of cookies 995 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,089 and decorated them. ‐ No. 996 00:45:38,090 --> 00:45:40,919 We're making these for the party. 997 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,179 ‐ Okay, I'm off. 998 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:43,589 ‐ What? Where are you going? 999 00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:45,509 ‐ Uh, Levi has a connection with a local potpourri vendor. 1000 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:46,719 He's gonna introduce us. 1001 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,389 ‐ Great. Right. ‐ Yeah. 1002 00:45:48,390 --> 00:45:49,390 Bye, babe. 1003 00:45:49,391 --> 00:45:50,559 It just runs everywhere. 1004 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:51,639 ‐ Bye, kids. ‐ That's right. That's right. 1005 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,809 Bye, Daddy. 1006 00:45:52,810 --> 00:45:54,019 ‐ Jane. Oh, my God. 1007 00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:55,519 ‐ I'm just gonna do a button. Can I‐‐ ‐ No, no. 1008 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,019 ‐ You can't decorate these. ‐ But they have buttons. 1009 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,729 ‐ And can you not? I'm trying to have an even number. 1010 00:45:58,730 --> 00:46:00,359 ‐ Mommy, when are we gonna see Santa? 1011 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,819 ‐ Honey, I don't know if we're gonna have time 1012 00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:03,699 to see him this year. Jane, can you not? I just‐‐ 1013 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,529 ‐ Oh, take them to see Santa Claus. 1014 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,829 This could be the last year that they see him. 1015 00:46:07,830 --> 00:46:09,119 ‐ Why? Is Santa dying? 1016 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,829 ‐ No. ‐ Are we dying? 1017 00:46:10,830 --> 00:46:13,119 ‐ No. Fine, I will take you. 1018 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,289 I still need to get a white elephant gift anyway. 1019 00:46:15,290 --> 00:46:17,629 Did you guys get yours? ‐ Yes. 1020 00:46:17,630 --> 00:46:20,249 Yeah, I'm making something very special. 1021 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:21,629 ‐ Uh, what is white elephant? 1022 00:46:21,630 --> 00:46:23,549 Oh, it's a gift exchange game we do 1023 00:46:23,550 --> 00:46:25,969 every year at our Christmas Eve party. ‐ Oh. 1024 00:46:25,970 --> 00:46:27,929 ‐ And I guess you don't know what it is 1025 00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:30,469 because Harper forgot to tell you about it. 1026 00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:32,389 ‐ I'm sorry. ‐ That's okay. 1027 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:33,809 I‐I can run out and grab one today. 1028 00:46:33,810 --> 00:46:37,649 ‐ Great. So, you girls can tag along with Sloane to the mall. 1029 00:46:37,650 --> 00:46:40,189 ‐ Oh. Actually, I told Dad that I'd go to his office 1030 00:46:40,190 --> 00:46:42,439 and help him write his speech for Carolyn's dinner tonight. 1031 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,359 ‐ Yeah, I wish I could go, 1032 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,159 but, um, I have to put the finishing touches 1033 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,369 on my Christmas gifts. 1034 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:50,239 ‐ Guess it's just gonna be you and me. Fun. 1035 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,199 Well, just make sure you're all back here by 4:00. 1036 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,579 ‐ That's okay? 1037 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:56,579 ‐ We are going to get that Christmas photo tonight 1038 00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,879 before we leave for dinner. 1039 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,039 ‐ Yes. ‐ Yes. 1040 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,309 ‐ Oh. Hey. 1041 00:47:11,310 --> 00:47:14,019 Hey. Can you watch them for a bit? 1042 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:16,139 I have to run an errand. Um, Santa promised them 1043 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:19,359 the complete works of Sylvia Plath, so... 1044 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,649 Is that all right? 1045 00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:21,769 ‐ Yeah. 1046 00:47:21,770 --> 00:47:23,279 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1047 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,029 ‐ Okay. Thank you. 1048 00:47:25,030 --> 00:47:27,109 Be good, you two. 1049 00:47:30,070 --> 00:47:34,159 ‐ Hi, guys. Do you, um, want to come over‐‐ 1050 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,579 Want to‐‐ Come on. 1051 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,710 ‐ Why was Aunt Harper hiding in your room this morning? 1052 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,299 ‐ Uh, we were playing a game. 1053 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,969 ‐ Like hide‐and‐seek? 1054 00:47:49,970 --> 00:47:51,599 ‐ Yeah, like hide‐and‐seek. 1055 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,179 We love that game. 1056 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:55,179 ‐ What do you guys think about this white elephant game? 1057 00:47:55,180 --> 00:47:57,019 What gift should I get? Can you help me? 1058 00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:58,769 ‐ How about this? 1059 00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:00,399 ‐ That is nice. 1060 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,729 I was thinking maybe something everyone might like. 1061 00:48:03,730 --> 00:48:05,609 Like, um... 1062 00:48:05,610 --> 00:48:08,279 I don't know, a scarf might be good, actually. 1063 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,699 Someone might want to have that. 1064 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:13,120 Seems Christmassy. 1065 00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:16,579 Oh. 1066 00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:18,409 Hey, come on. Um... 1067 00:48:18,410 --> 00:48:20,369 Hey, Carolyn. 1068 00:48:20,370 --> 00:48:21,880 Hey, it's good to see you. 1069 00:48:23,210 --> 00:48:25,209 I'm Abby. We met last night. 1070 00:48:25,210 --> 00:48:27,209 I'm Harper Caldwell's friend. 1071 00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:29,719 Oh! Oh, yes. 1072 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:31,969 Yes, of course. 1073 00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:33,260 Mm. 1074 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,310 It's lovely seeing you. 1075 00:48:38,350 --> 00:48:40,350 ‐ Hey, I'm‐I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight. 1076 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,440 ‐ Okay. ‐ Okay. 1077 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,319 Have‐have a nice day. I'll see you later. 1078 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,359 Hey! Ma'am! 1079 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,779 Oh, ma'am! CRYSTAL: Ma'am, we're gonna stop you right there. 1080 00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:53,819 ‐ Ma'am, put the bag on the floor. ‐ Okay. 1081 00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:54,989 - Miss, put it down. - Ma'am! 1082 00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:57,579 Put the bag on the floor and slide it to me. 1083 00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:58,909 ‐ You want to explain that? ‐ A‐As I've said, 1084 00:48:58,910 --> 00:49:01,369 I did not put that in my bag. There might‐‐ 1085 00:49:01,370 --> 00:49:03,379 ‐ Oh, you didn't put it in your bag... ‐ Oh. 1086 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:06,499 ‐ ...but it ended up in your bag, so this is probably just a big misunderstanding. 1087 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:09,009 ‐ Maybe it grew legs and then it walked into her bag. 1088 00:49:09,010 --> 00:49:10,549 Did you check it for legs, or‐‐ 1089 00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:11,879 ‐ I haven't checked it for legs. ‐ You haven't done that. 1090 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,799 ‐ I'm not suggesting that it grew legs. 1091 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,759 ‐ It's not looking good, sweetie. 1092 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:16,969 ‐ Pittsburgh, huh? 1093 00:49:16,970 --> 00:49:18,269 ‐ Yeah. 1094 00:49:18,270 --> 00:49:19,979 ‐ What are you doing down this way? 1095 00:49:19,980 --> 00:49:21,349 ‐ You pulling a job? 1096 00:49:21,350 --> 00:49:22,689 Jacking a roost? 1097 00:49:22,690 --> 00:49:24,309 ‐ What was that? ‐ Yeah, hocking crank 1098 00:49:24,310 --> 00:49:25,649 and breaking bad? 1099 00:49:25,650 --> 00:49:27,689 ‐ I'm not doing any of those things. ‐ Smash and grab? 1100 00:49:27,690 --> 00:49:29,739 ‐ I‐I didn't take this necklace. ‐ Wow. 1101 00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:31,699 I'm sure that you could review some footage. 1102 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:32,700 Aren't there cameras in malls? 1103 00:49:32,701 --> 00:49:34,699 ‐ Are you telling me how to do my job? ‐ There are cameras everywhere. 1104 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:35,909 ‐ You're gonna regret it. ‐ No. 1105 00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:37,029 ‐ You know what? Fine. ‐ No, I'm not doing any‐‐ 1106 00:49:37,030 --> 00:49:38,989 ‐ Why don't you go ahead and do my job, hotshot? ‐ Good freaking luck. 1107 00:49:38,990 --> 00:49:40,409 - You're in charge now. - Yeah. 1108 00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:41,909 ‐ Can you believe‐‐ ‐ No, I'm gonna get her to sing, okay? 1109 00:49:41,910 --> 00:49:43,669 - Go ahead. - I'm gonna make this little birdie 1110 00:49:43,670 --> 00:49:45,920 go tweet, tweet, tweet, becau‐‐ ‐ Go ahead. 1111 00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:49,049 Eugene. 1112 00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:50,459 ‐ Goddamn it. We're‐‐ ‐ What are you‐‐ 1113 00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:51,879 ‐ I heard there were Cruffins in here. 1114 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,969 ‐ No. 1115 00:49:52,970 --> 00:49:54,429 ‐ There aren't any Cruffins. 1116 00:49:54,430 --> 00:49:56,429 There's not, or there were? Were there? 1117 00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:58,429 No, we stopped keeping food in here. - No. 1118 00:49:58,430 --> 00:49:59,769 Dad, Abby would never do this. 1119 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:00,979 Go get ready quick, quick, quick, 1120 00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,139 because we're late now. 1121 00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:03,309 This isn't a conversation, Harper. 1122 00:50:03,310 --> 00:50:04,310 Please, Dad, just be‐‐ 1123 00:50:04,311 --> 00:50:05,809 Shh! Quiet. 1124 00:50:05,810 --> 00:50:07,439 - Okay. I'm sorry. - Oh, I know. I know. 1125 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,190 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1126 00:50:14,530 --> 00:50:16,569 ‐ I didn't do it. 1127 00:50:16,570 --> 00:50:17,909 ‐ Baby, I know. 1128 00:50:17,910 --> 00:50:21,699 But Carolyn thinks it would just be better if you weren't at the dinner. 1129 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,789 Look, it's gonna be so boring anyways. 1130 00:50:23,790 --> 00:50:25,419 You're lucky you don't have to go. 1131 00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,420 Come here. 1132 00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:35,129 Can we hang out tonight after the dinner? 1133 00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:37,599 My friends want to go out, and‐and we can go with them 1134 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,009 or we can not go with them, but... 1135 00:50:40,010 --> 00:50:42,639 I just think we‐we need a break 1136 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,729 from the family. 1137 00:50:44,730 --> 00:50:46,150 Yeah, s‐‐ 1138 00:50:47,730 --> 00:50:49,859 ‐ Harper, we have got to go. 1139 00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:51,359 Come on, we're gonna be late. 1140 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,069 Okay. 1141 00:50:53,070 --> 00:50:54,489 ‐ I'll see you later? ‐ Mm‐hmm. 1142 00:50:54,490 --> 00:50:55,609 ‐ Okay. 1143 00:50:55,610 --> 00:50:56,949 I'm sorry. 1144 00:50:56,950 --> 00:50:59,369 We weren't able to get the photo again. 1145 00:51:36,650 --> 00:51:37,819 ‐ Hey. 1146 00:51:37,820 --> 00:51:39,869 ‐ We meet again. 1147 00:51:39,870 --> 00:51:41,449 Yeah. 1148 00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:43,079 ‐ No Harper? 1149 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,909 ‐ No, she's, um, with her family. 1150 00:51:45,910 --> 00:51:47,869 I‐I'm gonna meet up with her in a bit. 1151 00:51:47,870 --> 00:51:49,329 What'd you get? 1152 00:51:49,330 --> 00:51:51,999 ‐ Um... 1153 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,049 Oh, I can't tell you, because it's for the white elephant party. 1154 00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:58,009 ‐ Ah, you're going to that, too? 1155 00:51:58,010 --> 00:51:59,389 ‐ Oh, yeah. 1156 00:51:59,390 --> 00:52:01,219 Yeah, my family goes every year. 1157 00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:03,139 It's, um... 1158 00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,219 God, it's the best party of the year. 1159 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,059 You know, I'm‐I'm glad I ran into you, 1160 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:13,229 'cause I'm having this thing where if I stick my finger in my eye, 1161 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:14,979 it, like, really hurts. 1162 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:18,609 ‐ Yeah, I mean, that's a classic case of, um, 1163 00:52:18,610 --> 00:52:20,869 contact stupiditis. 1164 00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:23,119 Um, because it's a stupid thing to do. 1165 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,909 ‐ Yep. ‐ Once you get to 1166 00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:26,789 the finger‐poking stage, you're‐you're pretty much dead. 1167 00:52:28,210 --> 00:52:31,539 I'd really like to drink some alcohol. 1168 00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:33,250 Do you know where I could do that? 1169 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,590 ‐ Yes. 1170 00:52:56,860 --> 00:52:58,609 ‐ Yes, you are. ‐ I wish. 1171 00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:00,449 ‐ Just tell me. ‐ I wish I had a story, like‐‐ 1172 00:53:00,450 --> 00:53:02,069 ‐ Did you steal it? ‐ No. 1173 00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:05,739 And I still don't have a white elephant gift, on top of it all. 1174 00:53:05,740 --> 00:53:07,829 ‐ You've got to get one. ‐ I'm trying. 1175 00:53:07,830 --> 00:53:09,409 ‐ I will help you with this. 1176 00:53:09,410 --> 00:53:11,789 I know a lot of places that aren't malls. 1177 00:53:11,790 --> 00:53:13,079 ‐ That would be great. 1178 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,929 ‐ What did you mean last night when you said you could relate? 1179 00:53:26,930 --> 00:53:30,139 ‐ That was just a comment based on an assumption 1180 00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:33,060 that I was making about you and Harper. 1181 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:38,730 ‐ I think it's probably an accurate assumption. 1182 00:53:40,990 --> 00:53:43,159 You don't have to talk to me about this stuff. 1183 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,529 I know it's weird, like‐‐ 1184 00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:46,409 ‐ So, what has she told you? 1185 00:53:46,410 --> 00:53:48,619 ‐ That you dated in high school. 1186 00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:50,869 That you were her first girlfriend. 1187 00:53:50,870 --> 00:53:52,790 That's about it. 1188 00:53:54,170 --> 00:53:55,920 ‐ Is there more? ‐ Mm‐hmm. 1189 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:57,960 Yeah, a little. 1190 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,930 I mean... 1191 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,639 Yeah. 1192 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,139 Yeah, growing up, we were totally inseparable. 1193 00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:11,849 We were best friends. 1194 00:54:11,850 --> 00:54:15,020 And then, freshman year, we became more than friends. 1195 00:54:16,270 --> 00:54:18,270 We started dating. 1196 00:54:20,030 --> 00:54:23,449 But nobody knew that, obviously. 1197 00:54:23,450 --> 00:54:26,489 And we would, like, leave these little love letters 1198 00:54:26,490 --> 00:54:28,279 in‐in each other's lockers. 1199 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,409 And one day, one of Harper's friends found one of the letters, 1200 00:54:31,410 --> 00:54:34,709 and she asked Harper wh‐what it was about, 1201 00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:39,499 and Harper basically just said that I am gay 1202 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,339 and that I wouldn't leave her alone. 1203 00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:44,299 And then within a couple days, like, everybody in school found out, 1204 00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:47,340 and everybody was so awful to me. 1205 00:54:48,390 --> 00:54:50,430 ‐ I'm sorry, that's‐‐ I'm sorry. 1206 00:54:51,470 --> 00:54:54,559 ‐ Yeah, so the thing that I can relate to is just 1207 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,269 being in love with somebody that is... 1208 00:54:58,270 --> 00:55:01,070 too afraid to show the world who they are. 1209 00:55:07,990 --> 00:55:09,700 But that was a long time ago. 1210 00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:12,289 ‐ Yeah. 1211 00:55:14,290 --> 00:55:16,289 ‐ Thank you! 1212 00:55:16,290 --> 00:55:19,040 All right, that's enough. 1213 00:55:20,090 --> 00:55:23,879 And with this next song, we're gonna need a little help from you. 1214 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,469 ‐ We're gonna ask you a... 1215 00:55:26,470 --> 00:55:28,089 ‐ Question. ‐ ...question. 1216 00:55:28,090 --> 00:55:30,349 And you are going to... 1217 00:55:30,350 --> 00:55:31,929 ‐ Give us the answer. ‐ ...answer. 1218 00:55:31,930 --> 00:55:34,059 ‐ Yeah. ‐ It's simple. 1219 00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:35,639 Here we go. 1220 00:55:40,150 --> 00:55:42,609 We're gonna sing. Ready? ‐ Mm‐hmm. Yeah. 1221 00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:54,999 ‐ Everybody! ‐ Whoa. 1222 00:56:04,130 --> 00:56:05,919 ‐ No. No, what? Oh, my God, no. ‐ What? 1223 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,879 ‐ Oh, we're gonna get a little more intimate now. 1224 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,219 Yes! 1225 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,389 Oh... 1226 00:56:13,390 --> 00:56:16,019 Come on, you want to hear her sing, right? 1227 00:56:16,020 --> 00:56:19,689 Yeah. Yeah, we want to hear her sing. ‐ 1228 00:56:53,970 --> 00:56:56,809 ‐ Um, I should‐‐ I should close out. 1229 00:56:56,810 --> 00:56:58,849 It's‐‐ Harper texted me. 1230 00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:01,189 ‐ Oh. ‐ Yes. 1231 00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:07,569 ...of the square. 1232 00:57:07,570 --> 00:57:09,189 The guy at the top of the square. 1233 00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:10,399 That's the business model. 1234 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,029 It's brilliant. 1235 00:57:12,030 --> 00:57:14,069 ‐ Hi. 1236 00:57:14,070 --> 00:57:15,579 ‐ Oh, Abby's here. ‐ Shots, shots, shots. 1237 00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:17,619 You guys ready? ‐ How was‐‐ How was tonight? 1238 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:19,159 ‐ Shots! ‐ Oh, shots. ABBY: It was great. It was good. 1239 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,959 - All right, I think I'm gonna grab a beer. - Shots, shots, shots, shots. 1240 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,499 ‐ No, no, no, no. ‐ No, Abby, Abby, hey. 1241 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,629 Cannot be at this place sober. 1242 00:57:23,630 --> 00:57:24,839 It's a‐‐ Ready? Cheers. ASHLEY and KELLY: Cheers. 1243 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,169 ‐ Eyes, eyes. ‐ Eyes, eyes. 1244 00:57:26,170 --> 00:57:28,419 ‐ Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. 1245 00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:29,550 One, two, three. Go. 1246 00:57:30,590 --> 00:57:32,549 Oh! 1247 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,259 ‐ Okay, I need some music. ‐ Did you have dinner? 1248 00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:35,679 - Come, come, come, come, come. - Yeah. 1249 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,510 ‐ Wait. Okay, I'll come right back. 1250 00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:43,399 Are you having the most terrible time? 1251 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,479 ‐ No. 1252 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,319 No, I'm‐I'm just tired. 1253 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,569 ‐ Okay. ‐ I'm really tired. 1254 00:57:47,570 --> 00:57:49,479 I think I'm gonna go. 1255 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,029 ‐ Oh, no. 1256 00:57:51,030 --> 00:57:52,529 Uh... 1257 00:57:52,530 --> 00:57:54,779 I kind of want to stay a little bit longer. 1258 00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:56,700 Is that okay? 1259 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:04,119 ‐ Yeah, you should‐‐ Yes, of course. 1260 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,379 Yeah. Yeah, I'm just‐‐ ‐ Yeah? 1261 00:58:05,380 --> 00:58:06,709 Are you sure? ‐ Mm. 1262 00:58:06,710 --> 00:58:08,419 ‐ Okay. 1263 00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:10,009 And you'll get home okay? 1264 00:58:10,010 --> 00:58:11,589 I won't be out late. 1265 00:58:11,590 --> 00:58:12,969 Okay. 1266 00:58:12,970 --> 00:58:15,719 Text me when you get home. 1267 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,099 Hey. 1268 00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:18,259 How about you? 1269 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:19,769 You won't. You won't. 1270 00:58:19,770 --> 00:58:22,310 - She will. You won't. You won't. - You won't. 1271 00:58:56,890 --> 00:58:58,349 Well, that was fun. 1272 00:58:58,350 --> 00:59:00,099 Whew. Yeah. 1273 00:59:02,180 --> 00:59:04,599 ‐ I'm glad you came out. ‐ Yeah. 1274 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,849 ‐ It's been a minute, you know, since we've gotten to do this. 1275 00:59:06,850 --> 00:59:09,560 Like, since we‐‐ 1276 00:59:10,610 --> 00:59:11,899 Well, you know. 1277 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:13,989 I've missed you. 1278 00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:15,739 ‐ No, it's nice to catch up. 1279 00:59:15,740 --> 00:59:17,199 ‐ Yeah. 1280 00:59:19,830 --> 00:59:22,119 ‐ Well, I'm that way. 1281 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,659 ‐ Oh, darn. ‐ Where are you? 1282 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,159 I'm that way. 1283 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,669 ‐ Good night. ‐ Good night. 1284 00:59:26,670 --> 00:59:28,249 It was great seeing you. 1285 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:34,260 Hey, Harper, was there someone else? 1286 00:59:36,630 --> 00:59:38,050 ‐ What do you mean? 1287 00:59:39,090 --> 00:59:41,140 ‐ Is that why we broke up? 1288 00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:44,269 ‐ No. 1289 00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:46,979 No, I mean, I‐I told you that the long distance 1290 00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:48,809 just got too hard and‐‐ 1291 00:59:48,810 --> 00:59:50,309 ‐ The distance. Yeah, I know, I know. 1292 00:59:50,310 --> 00:59:51,610 I know. 1293 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,109 I don't know. Just... 1294 00:59:56,110 --> 00:59:58,990 kind of always felt like there was something... 1295 01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:04,040 Kind of felt like there was something you weren't telling me. 1296 01:00:11,170 --> 01:00:13,170 ‐ There wasn't someone else. 1297 01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:35,280 Hey. 1298 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,319 ‐ What's wrong? 1299 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,659 ‐ Just making sure you're okay. 1300 01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:42,279 ‐ Why wouldn't I be? 1301 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,869 ‐ I don't know, you weren't answering me, so I was‐‐ 1302 01:00:44,870 --> 01:00:47,909 ‐ I‐I know, but you‐you knew I was out with my friends. 1303 01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:49,289 ‐ Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't know that 1304 01:00:49,290 --> 01:00:50,999 you were gonna be out till 2:00 in the morning, 1305 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,209 so I'm just checking on you. 1306 01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:54,499 ‐ Okay. 1307 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:56,799 I'm sorry. I didn't know I had a curfew. 1308 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,589 ‐ What is going on with you? 1309 01:00:58,590 --> 01:01:00,589 ‐ Nothing. I‐‐ 1310 01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:02,299 Nothing. 1311 01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:06,139 I just don't know why you're keeping tabs on me. 1312 01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,099 ‐ Keeping tabs on you? ‐ Yeah. 1313 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:09,729 It just‐‐ 1314 01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:12,899 ‐ What? 1315 01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:16,479 ‐ It just feels a little... suffocating. 1316 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,859 ‐ I'm suffocating you? 1317 01:01:17,860 --> 01:01:19,859 ‐ Or not, but just‐‐ 1318 01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:21,819 ‐ Well, I feel really suffocated in the closet 1319 01:01:21,820 --> 01:01:23,239 that you shoved me back into. ‐ Shh! 1320 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,699 You agreed to this. 1321 01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,949 ‐ Yeah, we were practically already here. 1322 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,199 ‐ Can you sh‐‐ 1323 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,619 Please be quiet. 1324 01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:30,620 ‐ I was gonna‐‐ I‐‐ 1325 01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:34,669 If I knew that part of what I was agreeing to 1326 01:01:34,670 --> 01:01:36,709 was you hanging out with your ex‐boyfriend all night, 1327 01:01:36,710 --> 01:01:39,710 ‐ maybe I wouldn't have. ‐ God, Abby. 1328 01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:45,349 I just‐‐ I feel like we just need some space. 1329 01:01:45,350 --> 01:01:46,640 ‐ You need some space? 1330 01:01:48,470 --> 01:01:50,270 Okay. 1331 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:52,849 ‐ Abby. 1332 01:01:52,850 --> 01:01:54,309 Oh. 1333 01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:57,479 She is very heavy‐footed. 1334 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:02,489 Honey, I have a list of party errands that Jane has volunteered to run, 1335 01:02:02,490 --> 01:02:04,699 but I don't trust her to do them on her own, 1336 01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:07,159 so I need you to supervise. 1337 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,080 ‐ Okay. 1338 01:02:13,420 --> 01:02:15,580 ‐ It's a long list. 1339 01:02:18,710 --> 01:02:20,509 Okay. 1340 01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:33,770 No, no. 1341 01:02:38,230 --> 01:02:41,109 - Hey. - Okay, so... 1342 01:02:41,110 --> 01:02:44,489 I might have been a little judgmental when we last spoke. 1343 01:02:44,490 --> 01:02:48,159 You are in an unusual situation, and as your friend, 1344 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,489 I should have created a safe space for you to share 1345 01:02:50,490 --> 01:02:52,909 without the threat of criticism, so... 1346 01:02:52,910 --> 01:02:54,579 I'm sorry. 1347 01:02:54,580 --> 01:02:56,249 I am here. 1348 01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:57,879 No judgment. 1349 01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:59,419 What is going on? 1350 01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:00,999 Well, let's see. 1351 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,129 I was arrested by mall security yesterday, 1352 01:03:03,130 --> 01:03:05,299 and now Harper's entire family thinks I'm a criminal. 1353 01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:07,759 And after spending her entire night, like, 1354 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:11,679 until 2:00 in the morning, with her ex‐boyfriend Connor, 1355 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,019 she's acting like someone I barely even recognize. 1356 01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:16,599 And I want to just get out of here, but it would cost me 1357 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,769 like a thousand dollars to get a ride, and‐‐ 1358 01:03:18,770 --> 01:03:21,359 This is why I avoid Christmas. 1359 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,029 It brings out the worst in everything. 1360 01:03:23,030 --> 01:03:26,069 I‐I know this isn't about me. I just feel crazy, like‐‐ 1361 01:03:26,070 --> 01:03:28,739 Do I‐‐ It's‐‐ Do I stick it out for two days? 1362 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:30,739 It's‐it's not that long. 1363 01:03:30,740 --> 01:03:32,830 But I don't know. I‐‐ 1364 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,909 What would you do? 1365 01:03:35,910 --> 01:03:37,079 Uh... 1366 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,539 Uh... uh... 1367 01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:39,669 I... 1368 01:03:39,670 --> 01:03:41,799 Thank you. 1369 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,759 I'm gonna‐‐ I'm gonna need to give this a think. 1370 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,510 I think. 1371 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:49,590 ‐ Hello? 1372 01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,159 Hey, um... 1373 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:17,909 Hey, it's Abby. 1374 01:04:17,910 --> 01:04:20,039 Are you‐‐ Are you doing anything right now? 1375 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,289 Who's really gonna want a mini doughnut factory? 1376 01:04:22,290 --> 01:04:23,839 Uh, this family. 1377 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,879 I saw two of their cousins get in a fistfight 1378 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,719 over a quesadilla maker at this party once. 1379 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,800 Oh, yikes. 1380 01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:38,389 ‐ Everything all right? 1381 01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:39,690 ‐ Yeah. 1382 01:04:42,690 --> 01:04:45,859 Thank you so much. It looks so good. 1383 01:04:45,860 --> 01:04:47,939 I mean, it‐it looks good. 1384 01:04:52,910 --> 01:04:54,369 This is all for me. 1385 01:04:54,370 --> 01:04:55,869 It's not. It's not. 1386 01:04:55,870 --> 01:04:57,039 I'm just kidding. 1387 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,749 It's for my‐‐ 1388 01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:00,830 And yes, we'll have‐‐ 1389 01:05:06,090 --> 01:05:08,209 Ready to go? 1390 01:05:12,470 --> 01:05:14,470 ‐ It's probably okay. 1391 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,909 ‐ Oh, do not put that there. 1392 01:05:31,910 --> 01:05:34,659 What do you think this is, a barn party? 1393 01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:37,579 Hey, everyone, please come down! 1394 01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:41,249 We are getting this photo as soon as Jane gets here. 1395 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:42,959 ‐ Honey, are you sure this is the best time? 1396 01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:44,419 People will start arriving any minute. 1397 01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:45,999 ‐ It's the only time. 1398 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,509 Hi, Abby. ‐ Hi. 1399 01:05:50,510 --> 01:05:53,009 Oh, where should I put this white elephant gift? 1400 01:05:53,010 --> 01:05:54,839 ‐ I don't know. In the oven? 1401 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,469 Jesus, Abby, where do you think it goes? 1402 01:05:56,470 --> 01:05:58,009 Under the damn tree. 1403 01:05:58,010 --> 01:05:59,639 I'm sorry. 1404 01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:01,309 I'm sorry. 1405 01:06:01,310 --> 01:06:03,649 You probably never even had a Christmas tree. 1406 01:06:03,650 --> 01:06:06,109 We do this party every year, 1407 01:06:06,110 --> 01:06:09,279 and every year, no matter how early I start planning, 1408 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,989 I just feel totally unprepared. 1409 01:06:11,990 --> 01:06:15,779 And I can't find my Christmas brooch. 1410 01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:17,329 Have you seen it? 1411 01:06:17,330 --> 01:06:18,909 You can tell me. 1412 01:06:18,910 --> 01:06:20,329 I won't be mad. 1413 01:06:20,330 --> 01:06:22,210 I just want to know it's safe. 1414 01:06:23,670 --> 01:06:25,130 ‐ I haven't seen it. 1415 01:06:26,630 --> 01:06:28,039 ‐ Okay. 1416 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:32,509 Well, if it should magically appear on my dresser, 1417 01:06:32,510 --> 01:06:34,509 there will be no questions asked. 1418 01:06:34,510 --> 01:06:35,760 ‐ Okay. ‐ Okay. 1419 01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:46,309 Um... 1420 01:06:46,310 --> 01:06:47,520 Hey, Ted. 1421 01:06:48,610 --> 01:06:51,739 I just wanted to mention‐‐ 1422 01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:54,989 everything that happened yesterday was a complete misunderstanding. 1423 01:06:54,990 --> 01:06:56,489 You know, I would never, ever‐‐ 1424 01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:58,739 You‐you don't‐‐ You don't have to explain. 1425 01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:01,159 Let's just avoid any further incidents, yes? 1426 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:02,909 ‐ Yeah. Yes. ‐ Okay. 1427 01:07:02,910 --> 01:07:05,459 ‐ Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas Eve. ‐ Oh. 1428 01:07:05,460 --> 01:07:07,459 ‐ Hey, Abby. ‐ Hey. 1429 01:07:07,460 --> 01:07:09,459 ‐ Look at what this little elf brought in. 1430 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,299 Wow. What is that? 1431 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:13,049 ‐ This is my masterpiece. 1432 01:07:13,050 --> 01:07:15,549 Whoever picks it is gonna be very pleased. 1433 01:07:15,550 --> 01:07:16,969 ‐ Oh, Jane, I'm so glad you're here. 1434 01:07:16,970 --> 01:07:18,299 The printer's jammed again. 1435 01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:20,310 ‐ Oh, okay. I'm on it. 1436 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,939 ‐ Hey. ‐ Hey. 1437 01:07:34,940 --> 01:07:36,739 What'd you do today? 1438 01:07:36,740 --> 01:07:40,069 ‐ I just went and got a white elephant gift. 1439 01:07:40,070 --> 01:07:41,409 ‐ Oh. 1440 01:07:41,410 --> 01:07:42,869 In town? 1441 01:07:42,870 --> 01:07:44,199 ‐ Yeah. 1442 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,619 ‐ How'd you get there? 1443 01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:46,709 ‐ Has Jane arrived yet? 1444 01:07:46,710 --> 01:07:49,539 ‐ Yeah, Jane's in Ted's office with him. 1445 01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:51,419 Jane, Ted, now! 1446 01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:54,049 Nice of you two to join us. Where are the twins? 1447 01:07:54,050 --> 01:07:56,759 ‐ They don't feel like having their picture taken tonight. 1448 01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:01,810 Harper, come with me. 1449 01:08:07,940 --> 01:08:09,439 It's really a break from 1450 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,569 traditional gifting and a move into the extraordinary. 1451 01:08:12,570 --> 01:08:15,239 The vessels are curated for each individual. 1452 01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:17,859 ‐ We'd be happy to mindfully assemble‐‐ ‐ Uh, S‐Sloane was 1453 01:08:17,860 --> 01:08:21,569 on track to make partner at her firm before she left to start a family. 1454 01:08:21,570 --> 01:08:22,739 She's our super mom, 1455 01:08:22,740 --> 01:08:27,159 Harper is our powerhouse, and, uh, Jane... 1456 01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:29,869 I‐is the only reason the Internet ever works in this house. 1457 01:08:29,870 --> 01:08:31,329 Aw. 1458 01:08:31,330 --> 01:08:33,170 I have a way with routers. 1459 01:08:35,050 --> 01:08:36,799 Excuse me, all. 1460 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,969 Uh, the twins have prepared a little song for you. 1461 01:08:38,970 --> 01:08:40,259 Oh. 1462 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,609 ‐ What are you drinking? 1463 01:08:55,610 --> 01:08:57,819 ‐ Oh, it's a spiced... alcohol. 1464 01:08:57,820 --> 01:09:00,239 ‐ Gross. Can I have some? ‐ Yeah. 1465 01:09:03,370 --> 01:09:05,869 ‐Mm‐hmm. ‐ So, Plort is the leader of the Shadow Dreamers. 1466 01:09:05,870 --> 01:09:07,909 He's half human, half Quazzle. ‐ Mm‐hmm. Mm‐hmm. 1467 01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:10,329 ‐ He's got the eyes of a Verg but the heart of a Zengle. 1468 01:09:10,330 --> 01:09:12,249 The Verg comes from his mother's side, generations back. 1469 01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:14,039 If you want the spa package vessel, 1470 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,879 you could do edible bubble bath. ‐ Excuse me, Sloane. 1471 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,009 Uh, Harry wants to meet the twins. 1472 01:09:18,010 --> 01:09:19,379 ‐ I'll find them. ‐ Okay. 1473 01:09:19,380 --> 01:09:20,719 ‐ Excuse me. 1474 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,599 ‐ You know? Thing is, my parents were so attached 1475 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:28,059 to me believing in Santa Claus that even after years go by 1476 01:09:28,060 --> 01:09:30,099 and I stop believing in Santa Claus, 1477 01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:32,269 and they knew that I stopped believing in Santa Claus, 1478 01:09:32,270 --> 01:09:34,269 we just kept that charade going. 1479 01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:37,479 Their investment in it just made me feel so bad for them, you know? 1480 01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,030 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 1481 01:09:40,070 --> 01:09:42,409 Yeah. 1482 01:09:42,410 --> 01:09:44,449 ‐ Like, so bad for them that... 1483 01:09:44,450 --> 01:09:47,739 you know, that I eventually just murdered them. 1484 01:09:47,740 --> 01:09:48,909 ‐ That sounds fun. ‐ Mm. 1485 01:09:48,910 --> 01:09:50,370 Okay. 1486 01:09:51,410 --> 01:09:53,039 What is happening? 1487 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,499 Hey, you guys. 1488 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,169 Connor, you made it. 1489 01:09:56,170 --> 01:09:57,879 - Hi. Merry Christmas. Hi. - Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. 1490 01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:59,709 Good to see you. Hi. 1491 01:09:59,710 --> 01:10:02,130 ‐ Merry Christmas. ‐ I don't know. 1492 01:10:04,180 --> 01:10:05,969 Yesterday, I'd never felt closer 1493 01:10:05,970 --> 01:10:08,349 to another person in my entire life, and now I... 1494 01:10:08,350 --> 01:10:11,059 I don't know her. 1495 01:10:11,060 --> 01:10:14,479 And I thought she loved me and was happy, but I... 1496 01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:18,519 I‐I see her here, and she's so terrified of what everyone thinks, 1497 01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,859 and it's just making me wonder who the real Harper is. 1498 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:22,899 You know? 1499 01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:24,950 ‐ Well, maybe they both are. 1500 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,240 ‐ I was gonna ask her to marry me tomorrow. 1501 01:10:37,130 --> 01:10:40,129 ‐ Um, I'm gonna get you a real drink. 1502 01:10:40,130 --> 01:10:41,970 Okay? 1503 01:10:45,390 --> 01:10:46,639 Abby. 1504 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,429 Abby! 1505 01:10:48,430 --> 01:10:50,470 Sorry. What? 1506 01:10:51,470 --> 01:10:52,640 Um... 1507 01:10:53,850 --> 01:10:55,099 How are you here? 1508 01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:56,519 ‐ When are you gonna get this? 1509 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,269 I have been tracking you. 1510 01:10:58,270 --> 01:10:59,649 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 1511 01:10:59,650 --> 01:11:00,859 ‐ Hello. 1512 01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:01,860 ‐ Hi. 1513 01:11:01,861 --> 01:11:02,899 I'm Tipper. 1514 01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:04,489 - This is my home. - Oh. 1515 01:11:04,490 --> 01:11:06,240 ‐ Are you the ex‐boyfriend? 1516 01:11:10,910 --> 01:11:13,749 Y‐Yes. I am John, 1517 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:16,369 Abby's heterosexual ex‐boyfriend, 1518 01:11:16,370 --> 01:11:19,459 and I have come to get her back. 1519 01:11:19,460 --> 01:11:20,999 Mm. I see. 1520 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,839 Well, it would've been nice to have known you were coming, 1521 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,339 but since you are here, enjoy. 1522 01:11:28,340 --> 01:11:30,350 Thank you so much. 1523 01:11:31,810 --> 01:11:34,139 Okay, I nailed that, and she is fabulous. 1524 01:11:34,140 --> 01:11:35,389 ‐ What are you doing? 1525 01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:38,189 ‐ That phone call earlier was a cry for help. 1526 01:11:38,190 --> 01:11:40,649 I'm here to rescue you. Please get your things. 1527 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:46,489 ‐ Is that the ex‐boyfriend? 1528 01:11:47,950 --> 01:11:49,410 Oh, my God. 1529 01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:52,579 ‐ I mean, I guess he's handsome. I‐‐ 1530 01:11:52,580 --> 01:11:54,580 Can we please go? 1531 01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:01,209 ‐ Harper. 1532 01:12:01,210 --> 01:12:02,669 It's over. 1533 01:12:02,670 --> 01:12:04,210 I'm done. 1534 01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:12,310 ‐ I'm just gonna... 1535 01:12:13,390 --> 01:12:16,059 ‐ Everybody, please take your seats. 1536 01:12:16,060 --> 01:12:18,900 We're ready to begin white elephant. 1537 01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:22,109 Abby. Hey. 1538 01:12:22,110 --> 01:12:23,439 Can we just talk for a second? 1539 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,229 ‐ No. I got to go. I‐I can't‐‐ 1540 01:12:25,230 --> 01:12:26,819 I can't do this for you anymore. 1541 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:28,569 But, uh, merry Christmas. 1542 01:12:28,570 --> 01:12:32,029 Enjoy your family, and enjoy Connor. 1543 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:35,159 ‐ What? What? No, I don't‐‐ I don't want him. 1544 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,749 I don't want Connor. 1545 01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:37,909 I want you. 1546 01:12:37,910 --> 01:12:39,079 ‐ Then what was that? 1547 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,789 ‐ I don't know. 1548 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:43,629 Why are you huddled in a corner with Riley? 1549 01:12:43,630 --> 01:12:45,959 ‐ None of this has anything to do with Riley. 1550 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,379 This is all happening because of you, Harper. 1551 01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:51,969 You not telling your parents about us is a choice that you made. 1552 01:12:51,970 --> 01:12:53,929 ‐ It is not that simple. ‐ Do you know how painful 1553 01:12:53,930 --> 01:12:58,389 it's been to watch the person that I love choose to hide me? 1554 01:12:58,390 --> 01:13:00,900 ‐ I am not hiding you. I am hiding me. 1555 01:13:01,940 --> 01:13:03,769 Okay? 1556 01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:06,859 Our entire life, we have been expected to be 1557 01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:10,820 these perfect, golden children. 1558 01:13:11,990 --> 01:13:15,539 I mean, love in our house wasn't something we just got for free. 1559 01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:17,119 It is something that we competed for, 1560 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,540 and if we veered off their course, we lost it. 1561 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:23,289 I‐I know it's messed up, okay? 1562 01:13:23,290 --> 01:13:24,959 I get it. 1563 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:26,629 But they're my parents, 1564 01:13:26,630 --> 01:13:29,129 and I am scared that if I tell them who I really am, 1565 01:13:29,130 --> 01:13:31,299 I will lose them. 1566 01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:34,930 And I know, if I don't tell them, I will lose you. 1567 01:13:36,970 --> 01:13:38,980 I don't want to lose you. 1568 01:13:41,230 --> 01:13:42,559 ‐ Hey, come here. Come here. 1569 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,309 ‐ No, I don't want to lose you. ‐ No, no. 1570 01:13:44,310 --> 01:13:46,269 Look at me. Come here. Look at me. It's okay. 1571 01:13:46,270 --> 01:13:48,360 ‐ I don't‐‐ ‐ Hey, stop. 1572 01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:52,410 - I don't want to lose you. - You're not. 1573 01:13:57,410 --> 01:13:59,790 Matilda and Magnus... 1574 01:14:03,330 --> 01:14:05,249 If you want a present... 1575 01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:07,249 You better have a number. 1576 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:08,629 'Sup? 1577 01:14:08,630 --> 01:14:10,009 ‐ 'Sup? 1578 01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:11,549 Anybody else? 1579 01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:14,840 ‐ You pump? 1580 01:14:15,970 --> 01:14:18,509 ‐ I'm sorry? ‐ Weights. 1581 01:14:18,510 --> 01:14:20,390 ‐ Oh. ‐ Yeah. 1582 01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:23,479 ‐ Yeah. 1583 01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:25,900 You? ‐ Yeah. Yeah. 1584 01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:29,030 What do you bench? 1585 01:14:30,110 --> 01:14:32,109 Thousand. Thou‐Thousand, plus. 1586 01:14:32,110 --> 01:14:34,159 All right. Everybody have your numbers? 1587 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,779 ‐ Kids? ‐ Sloane, Sloane, Sloane! 1588 01:14:35,780 --> 01:14:37,369 ‐ Hmm? Yeah? ‐ Can we just talk for a sec? 1589 01:14:37,370 --> 01:14:39,369 ‐ Oh, what's there to talk about? You and Abby are in 1590 01:14:39,370 --> 01:14:41,199 a romantic relationship, and you've been lying 1591 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,959 to the family about it for God knows how long. 1592 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,539 Does that sound about right, or‐‐ 1593 01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:48,249 ‐ Just, uh, please don't tell Mom and Dad yet. 1594 01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,549 Please, Sloane. 1595 01:14:50,550 --> 01:14:52,880 I'm telling them after the holidays. 1596 01:15:01,470 --> 01:15:02,809 Just rip it. 1597 01:15:02,810 --> 01:15:04,689 Please promise me you won't say anything. 1598 01:15:04,690 --> 01:15:07,099 Now is just very bad timing, 1599 01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:09,189 and I'm telling them everything after the holidays anyways. 1600 01:15:09,190 --> 01:15:10,729 ‐ Honestly, I feel sorry for you. 1601 01:15:10,730 --> 01:15:12,359 Mom and Dad are gonna be so heartbroken 1602 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:14,359 when they find out you've been lying to them. 1603 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,569 ‐ Sloane, if you‐‐ ‐ Wait. Kids? 1604 01:15:16,570 --> 01:15:18,909 Found you! 1605 01:15:18,910 --> 01:15:20,119 Oh. 1606 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:21,329 ‐ Are you kidding me? 1607 01:15:21,330 --> 01:15:23,659 No one's supposed to know yet. 1608 01:15:23,660 --> 01:15:25,409 We had an agreement. 1609 01:15:25,410 --> 01:15:26,919 ‐ I'm sorry. 1610 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:29,590 ‐ I guess I'm not the only one with a secret. 1611 01:15:33,130 --> 01:15:34,549 ‐ Wow. ‐ Yeah. 1612 01:15:34,550 --> 01:15:36,429 ‐ Yeah, that is‐‐ That's‐that's good mass. 1613 01:15:36,430 --> 01:15:38,049 That is solid. ‐ Yeah. Thanks, man. 1614 01:15:38,050 --> 01:15:40,299 Oh, my God. They all look so nice. 1615 01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:42,139 Just choose, Jane. 1616 01:15:42,140 --> 01:15:43,929 ‐ Eeny, meeny, mi‐‐ 1617 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:45,479 I'm just kidding. 1618 01:15:46,481 --> 01:15:48,899 ‐ You have no idea what goes on in other people's families, 1619 01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:50,979 so you need to just keep your mouth shut! 1620 01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:53,439 You keep your mouth shut, psycho! 1621 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:55,360 ‐ I should run. Yeah. ‐ Yeah. 1622 01:15:57,410 --> 01:15:59,159 Levi. We should‐‐ 1623 01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:01,240 Huh. I wonder what this one is. 1624 01:16:02,660 --> 01:16:05,289 Abby, get the Santa. 1625 01:16:05,290 --> 01:16:07,119 ‐ I mean‐‐ ‐ You stay out of this, Sappho. 1626 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,169 ‐ I would‐‐ 1627 01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:12,169 ‐ I don't know what this is. 1628 01:16:12,170 --> 01:16:14,459 It's big. 1629 01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:16,010 Oh! 1630 01:16:18,510 --> 01:16:20,259 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1631 01:16:20,260 --> 01:16:21,799 ‐ Oh, gosh. 1632 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,810 Here, help me out here. 1633 01:16:25,310 --> 01:16:27,519 What‐what‐what‐‐ Wh‐What is this? 1634 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:29,849 ‐ It's a painting of Main Street. 1635 01:16:29,850 --> 01:16:30,770 I made it. 1636 01:16:30,771 --> 01:16:32,359 ‐ I love that. 1637 01:16:35,940 --> 01:16:37,739 No! No, no, no! 1638 01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:40,159 I'll kill you! 1639 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,199 I'll kill you! 1640 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:42,699 - What are you doing? - Girls! 1641 01:16:42,700 --> 01:16:44,949 What is going on? 1642 01:16:44,950 --> 01:16:46,409 ‐ Yeah, what is going on? 1643 01:16:46,410 --> 01:16:48,459 Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I? 1644 01:16:48,460 --> 01:16:49,959 ‐ Don't, Sloane! ‐ Why? 1645 01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:51,129 It's not good timing? 1646 01:16:52,210 --> 01:16:53,919 ‐ Girls, stop that this instant! 1647 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,499 ‐ Come on, guys. Just hug it out. 1648 01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:56,669 Shut up, Jane! 1649 01:16:56,670 --> 01:16:58,379 ‐ Don't do this, Sloane. 1650 01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:00,839 ‐ All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. 1651 01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:01,889 Pathetic. 1652 01:17:01,890 --> 01:17:03,049 ‐ Sloane, you're making a scene! 1653 01:17:03,050 --> 01:17:04,099 I am? 1654 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:06,470 You think she's so innocent? 1655 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,639 All of this is happening because Harper is‐‐ 1656 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,439 ‐ Harper is a lesbian. 1657 01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:19,450 Abby's her girlfriend. 1658 01:17:31,790 --> 01:17:33,000 ‐ She is lying. 1659 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,299 I am not a lesbian. 1660 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:40,090 Sloane is the one that has this big‐‐ 1661 01:18:07,620 --> 01:18:09,579 No! 1662 01:18:11,790 --> 01:18:13,749 Harper! 1663 01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,879 ‐ Stop it! Goddamn it, stop it! ‐ Oh, my. 1664 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:16,999 No! 1665 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,999 Enough! 1666 01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:25,139 ‐ I put 100 hours into that painting, and you... 1667 01:18:25,140 --> 01:18:28,390 you just destroyed it like it was nothing. 1668 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:31,980 It was something. 1669 01:18:33,350 --> 01:18:35,860 I am something. 1670 01:18:37,110 --> 01:18:38,609 And guess what. 1671 01:18:38,610 --> 01:18:39,979 I like myself. 1672 01:18:39,980 --> 01:18:44,450 And maybe you all don't because I'm not fancy. 1673 01:18:45,660 --> 01:18:48,869 But whether you like it or not, I'm a part of this family, 1674 01:18:48,870 --> 01:18:51,409 and I will not be left out anymore! 1675 01:18:51,410 --> 01:18:52,709 No! 1676 01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:57,919 ‐ Stop it, girls! 1677 01:18:57,920 --> 01:18:59,919 Stop this right now. 1678 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:01,089 Guys, you keep ripping it more! 1679 01:19:01,090 --> 01:19:03,549 Kids, what are you doing back there? 1680 01:19:03,550 --> 01:19:06,220 Playing hide‐and‐seek like Abby and Aunt Harper. 1681 01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:24,199 Abby? 1682 01:19:29,740 --> 01:19:31,620 ‐ Want to go for a walk? 1683 01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:33,910 Okay. 1684 01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:36,749 Okay. 1685 01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:38,829 Come on. 1686 01:19:38,830 --> 01:19:40,750 My parents loved Christmas. 1687 01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:43,169 We would do all the stuff. 1688 01:19:43,170 --> 01:19:45,469 We would decorate and... 1689 01:19:45,470 --> 01:19:47,890 do the tree and watch, like, every Christmas movie. 1690 01:19:52,470 --> 01:19:56,229 After they died, I‐I couldn't really bring myself to acknowledge Christmas. 1691 01:19:56,230 --> 01:19:57,770 Hmm. 1692 01:19:59,650 --> 01:20:03,319 ‐ The holidays were just a huge reminder of... 1693 01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,860 them not being here. 1694 01:20:08,030 --> 01:20:10,319 So I really thought maybe this year with... 1695 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:14,909 with Harper and meeting her family, you know, 1696 01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:16,790 that it would just feel different. 1697 01:20:24,510 --> 01:20:27,589 I don't‐‐ I don't think that she... 1698 01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:29,589 loves me as much as I thought she did. 1699 01:20:29,590 --> 01:20:31,260 ‐ Hey. 1700 01:20:32,350 --> 01:20:37,349 Harper not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you. 1701 01:20:37,350 --> 01:20:40,350 How could it not? 1702 01:20:42,310 --> 01:20:46,110 ‐ Remind me, what did your parents say when you told them you were gay? 1703 01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:51,200 ‐ Um, that they loved and supported me. 1704 01:20:52,370 --> 01:20:54,580 ‐ That's amazing. 1705 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,419 My dad... 1706 01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:02,249 kicked me out of the house 1707 01:21:02,250 --> 01:21:04,960 and didn't talk to me for 13 years after I told him. 1708 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,300 Everybody's story is different. 1709 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,969 There's your version 1710 01:21:12,970 --> 01:21:17,020 and my version and everything in between. 1711 01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:22,939 But the one thing that all of those stories have in common 1712 01:21:22,940 --> 01:21:27,439 is that moment right before you say those words, 1713 01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:30,529 when your heart is racing 1714 01:21:30,530 --> 01:21:32,820 and you don't know what's coming next. 1715 01:21:35,780 --> 01:21:37,790 That moment's really terrifying. 1716 01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:41,619 And then once you say those words, 1717 01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:44,039 you can't unsay them. 1718 01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:48,419 A chapter has ended, and a new one's begun, 1719 01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:52,589 and you have to be ready for that. 1720 01:21:52,590 --> 01:21:54,800 You can't do it for anyone else. 1721 01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:59,639 Just because Harper isn't ready, 1722 01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:02,189 it doesn't mean she never will be, 1723 01:22:02,190 --> 01:22:04,099 and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you. 1724 01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:13,449 I‐I want to be with someone who is ready. 1725 01:22:13,450 --> 01:22:15,370 ‐ Mm. 1726 01:22:28,050 --> 01:22:30,589 You look great in this coat. 1727 01:22:30,590 --> 01:22:32,509 - Merry Christmas. Thank you. - Thank you. 1728 01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:37,890 Just wait for me in the car. 1729 01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:45,690 Great party. 1730 01:22:46,730 --> 01:22:48,319 ‐ Yeah. 1731 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,440 ‐ You okay? 1732 01:22:53,070 --> 01:22:54,910 ‐ I'm so sorry. 1733 01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:04,290 Merry Christmas. 1734 01:23:05,870 --> 01:23:07,630 ‐ Merry Christmas. 1735 01:23:12,550 --> 01:23:14,379 ‐ She's a really good one. 1736 01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:16,220 Yeah. 1737 01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:21,470 ‐ Riley. ‐ Sloane. 1738 01:23:27,650 --> 01:23:29,520 ‐ I'm sorry. 1739 01:23:30,730 --> 01:23:32,900 Okay, come on. Let's get you two to bed. 1740 01:23:34,990 --> 01:23:37,239 ‐ Thank you, Ms. Levin, for coming, 1741 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:41,489 and again, my apologies for the spectacle. 1742 01:23:41,490 --> 01:23:43,250 ‐ I'll call you. 1743 01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:52,459 ‐ What the hell happened tonight? 1744 01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:54,969 Even as children, you never behaved this badly. 1745 01:23:54,970 --> 01:23:57,889 I expected more from you, especially you, Harper. 1746 01:23:57,890 --> 01:23:59,929 You know how this world works. 1747 01:23:59,930 --> 01:24:04,349 Reputation is everything, and tonight you jeopardized mine. 1748 01:24:04,350 --> 01:24:07,189 Jane, I know you‐you just wanted to be included. 1749 01:24:07,190 --> 01:24:08,479 ‐ It was really nice. 1750 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:12,439 ‐ Sloane, making up lies about your sister. 1751 01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:13,819 You're better than that. 1752 01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:16,280 At least you used to be. 1753 01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:20,989 ‐ Sorry, I'm‐I'm just getting my stuff. 1754 01:24:20,990 --> 01:24:23,079 ‐ Wait, Abby. 1755 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:24,700 Wait. 1756 01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:29,170 Sloane wasn't lying. 1757 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:32,250 I'm gay. 1758 01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:39,760 And I am in love with Abby. 1759 01:24:41,970 --> 01:24:43,969 I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, 1760 01:24:43,970 --> 01:24:47,519 but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you, 1761 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,809 and me being gay just didn't... 1762 01:24:50,810 --> 01:24:53,229 fit into the plan. 1763 01:24:53,230 --> 01:24:57,149 But I... 1764 01:24:57,150 --> 01:25:00,360 let myself hurt Riley... 1765 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:05,159 ...because I was so scared that you would find out 1766 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:07,410 I wasn't who you wanted me to be. 1767 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:10,289 And... 1768 01:25:10,290 --> 01:25:12,880 I still regret it. 1769 01:25:14,170 --> 01:25:17,880 I can't do that to Abby... 1770 01:25:19,930 --> 01:25:21,720 ...and throw away... 1771 01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:24,680 ...our life together. 1772 01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:32,399 So I am done being scared, 1773 01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:34,900 and I am done keeping secrets. 1774 01:25:37,070 --> 01:25:38,820 I love you. 1775 01:26:03,050 --> 01:26:05,470 ‐ Eric and I are getting a divorce. 1776 01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:09,680 We separated a few months ago. 1777 01:26:10,930 --> 01:26:12,979 And the truth is I didn't tell you 1778 01:26:12,980 --> 01:26:15,230 because without my family I'm worthless to you. 1779 01:26:16,900 --> 01:26:22,149 We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, 1780 01:26:22,150 --> 01:26:24,160 and I'm done, too. 1781 01:26:30,870 --> 01:26:34,370 ‐ I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally. 1782 01:26:49,060 --> 01:26:51,599 ‐ I'm gonna go. 1783 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:54,189 ‐ Wait. No, no. 1784 01:26:57,980 --> 01:26:59,900 I did it. 1785 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:02,610 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 1786 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:06,869 I'm sorry. 1787 01:27:06,870 --> 01:27:09,490 Uh, it's just too late. 1788 01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:56,749 I have always wanted to try karate, 1789 01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:58,749 even though I know it's not elegant. 1790 01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:01,039 I hate flowers. 1791 01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:02,709 ‐ I see what you're doing. 1792 01:28:02,710 --> 01:28:07,380 ‐ We have been so worried about seeming perfect. 1793 01:28:09,050 --> 01:28:13,020 But maybe we don't even know what perfect is. 1794 01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:16,389 We have one daughter 1795 01:28:16,390 --> 01:28:20,399 who has been unhappy in a marriage and felt like she couldn't tell us, 1796 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:23,689 and another daughter who... 1797 01:28:23,690 --> 01:28:27,359 just had her heart broken 1798 01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:30,279 because she was afraid 1799 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:33,039 we wouldn't love her if she told us the truth. 1800 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:35,039 And... 1801 01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:38,669 The only reason that Jane is okay is because we gave up on her 1802 01:28:38,670 --> 01:28:41,079 after she wouldn't stop biting in preschool. 1803 01:28:43,130 --> 01:28:45,209 That is... 1804 01:28:45,210 --> 01:28:49,430 very far from perfect, if you ask me. 1805 01:28:57,100 --> 01:28:59,019 ‐ Thanks. 1806 01:28:59,020 --> 01:29:01,189 ‐ I'm really sorry. 1807 01:29:01,190 --> 01:29:02,689 ‐ I know. 1808 01:29:02,690 --> 01:29:04,440 Me, too. 1809 01:29:05,820 --> 01:29:08,199 And, Jane, I... 1810 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:11,659 I'm so sorry about your painting. 1811 01:29:11,660 --> 01:29:13,449 It was really beautiful. 1812 01:29:13,450 --> 01:29:15,699 ‐ It was. 1813 01:29:15,700 --> 01:29:17,870 ‐ Thanks, guys. 1814 01:29:23,710 --> 01:29:26,710 ‐ He just needs a little time. 1815 01:29:31,340 --> 01:29:33,969 Okay, listen to these ingredients: 1816 01:29:33,970 --> 01:29:35,309 maltodextrin, 1817 01:29:35,310 --> 01:29:38,019 autolyzed yeast extract, 1818 01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:40,889 artificial colors‐‐ Red 40 Lake, 1819 01:29:40,890 --> 01:29:44,149 Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5. 1820 01:29:44,150 --> 01:29:46,859 Because all of the yellows taste so different. 1821 01:29:46,860 --> 01:29:49,609 You know, I am disgusted at the poison 1822 01:29:49,610 --> 01:29:52,410 these corporations try to pass off as food. 1823 01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:56,119 ‐ Who's watching the animals? 1824 01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:58,329 ‐ My therapist is taking care of them, but we should have 1825 01:29:58,330 --> 01:30:01,290 a conversation about the fish at some point. 1826 01:30:02,580 --> 01:30:04,750 ‐ What happened to the fish? 1827 01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:08,880 ‐ Let's look at gum. 1828 01:30:12,970 --> 01:30:15,179 Okay, so I just want to preface this by saying that 1829 01:30:15,180 --> 01:30:17,099 nobody would disagree that fish belong in the ocean. 1830 01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:18,600 Correct? 1831 01:30:21,230 --> 01:30:23,059 ‐ Abby. 1832 01:30:23,060 --> 01:30:24,559 ‐ H‐How did you even‐‐ 1833 01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:27,019 ‐ I tracked you. John taught me. 1834 01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:28,479 ‐ I just want to go home. 1835 01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:30,779 I know. I just‐‐ 1836 01:30:30,780 --> 01:30:33,160 Please, let me say this. 1837 01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:36,449 You are my family. 1838 01:30:36,450 --> 01:30:40,449 I mean, you are the love of my life. 1839 01:30:40,450 --> 01:30:41,999 I was terrible. 1840 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,459 And‐and I wish that I could undo everything, 1841 01:30:44,460 --> 01:30:46,839 but I promise you I will make it up to you. 1842 01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:50,209 I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you. 1843 01:30:50,210 --> 01:30:52,880 And I won't hurt you like this again. 1844 01:30:55,010 --> 01:30:57,639 But please... 1845 01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:59,469 give me another chance. 1846 01:30:59,470 --> 01:31:01,930 I‐I want to build a life with you. 1847 01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:05,810 Please. 1848 01:31:07,810 --> 01:31:09,399 ‐ And what about your parents? I‐‐ 1849 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:11,439 ‐ No, no, I... 1850 01:31:11,440 --> 01:31:14,149 I don't care what they think. 1851 01:31:14,150 --> 01:31:16,530 I only care about you. 1852 01:31:17,870 --> 01:31:20,490 If I have you, that's all I need. 1853 01:31:22,790 --> 01:31:24,500 Be with me. 1854 01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:55,779 So, the Shadow Dreamers 1855 01:31:55,780 --> 01:31:58,239 were compelled to rise up against Flanks. 1856 01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:00,409 Because of the blatant Thorfian rights violations. 1857 01:32:00,410 --> 01:32:01,789 ‐ Exactly. 1858 01:32:01,790 --> 01:32:02,869 ‐ Good morning. 1859 01:32:02,870 --> 01:32:04,159 ‐ Hey, morning. Merry Christmas. ‐ Hi. 1860 01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:06,119 ‐ Morning. ‐ Hey, Mom. 1861 01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:07,999 ‐ Hi. ‐ Hi. 1862 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,209 How'd you sleep? 1863 01:32:09,210 --> 01:32:11,169 ‐ Did he come down? 1864 01:32:11,170 --> 01:32:12,919 ‐ No, not yet. 1865 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:14,339 Everyone. 1866 01:32:14,340 --> 01:32:15,549 Go ahead, kids. 1867 01:32:15,550 --> 01:32:18,339 ‐ We put the necklace in Abby's bag. 1868 01:32:18,340 --> 01:32:19,969 We're sorry. 1869 01:32:19,970 --> 01:32:21,299 ‐ Thank you. 1870 01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:23,389 ‐ Can we open our stockings now? 1871 01:32:23,390 --> 01:32:25,229 ‐ Yes. ‐ Let's go. 1872 01:32:33,900 --> 01:32:38,239 ‐ Uh, I have sunk almost all of our savings 1873 01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:40,239 into this campaign. 1874 01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:44,039 Because I thought, if I won, 1875 01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:46,039 you'd all be proud of me. 1876 01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:48,119 ‐ We're already proud of you. 1877 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:50,379 ‐ We don't care if you win. 1878 01:32:50,380 --> 01:32:51,539 ‐ Yeah. 1879 01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:53,459 And the money doesn't matter. 1880 01:32:53,460 --> 01:32:56,050 When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us. 1881 01:32:59,430 --> 01:33:02,219 ‐ I love you, girls. 1882 01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:05,019 And I'm sorry for making you think 1883 01:33:05,020 --> 01:33:08,100 that anything could ever get in the way of that. 1884 01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:10,769 I want to do better, 1885 01:33:10,770 --> 01:33:14,069 and it will take time, but all I want for you 1886 01:33:14,070 --> 01:33:16,189 is to find the same joy and happiness 1887 01:33:16,190 --> 01:33:20,819 that you have given me, no matter where it comes from. 1888 01:33:24,910 --> 01:33:26,699 Aw. 1889 01:33:26,700 --> 01:33:29,579 Mm. 1890 01:33:41,430 --> 01:33:42,839 ‐ Whoa! 1891 01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:44,139 ‐ Smile. 1892 01:33:44,140 --> 01:33:45,509 Smile. 1893 01:33:45,510 --> 01:33:46,809 Aw. 1894 01:33:46,810 --> 01:33:48,849 ‐ You didn't think I knew how to do that, did you? 1895 01:33:48,850 --> 01:33:49,850 ‐ I‐‐ It's impressive. 1896 01:34:07,370 --> 01:34:09,159 ‐ Hello? ‐ Merry Christmas, Ted. 1897 01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:10,749 ‐ Merry‐‐ ‐ I'll get right to it. 1898 01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:13,289 I like you. I think you can win, too, 1899 01:34:13,290 --> 01:34:15,249 and not just this election. 1900 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:17,629 ‐ Thank you, Ms. Levin. ‐ Hold on. There's an "if." 1901 01:34:17,630 --> 01:34:21,339 Now, I don't know if Sloane's revelation last night was true, 1902 01:34:21,340 --> 01:34:23,549 but if it is... 1903 01:34:23,550 --> 01:34:27,219 And Harper can adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy 1904 01:34:27,220 --> 01:34:29,889 regarding her private life, 1905 01:34:29,890 --> 01:34:31,679 I think we could be in business. 1906 01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:33,690 What do you say? 1907 01:34:45,740 --> 01:34:47,329 ‐ Well? 1908 01:34:47,330 --> 01:34:49,290 ‐ It's not gonna work out. 1909 01:34:50,330 --> 01:34:51,579 ‐ Oh. 1910 01:34:51,580 --> 01:34:53,250 ‐ We'll figure something out. 1911 01:34:57,790 --> 01:34:59,589 Great, so‐‐ Wait, come over here. 1912 01:34:59,590 --> 01:35:01,919 - Okay. Where am I? Here? - You move there. 1913 01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:04,089 - Yeah, okay. Okay. - Hi, honey. Right. 1914 01:35:04,090 --> 01:35:06,139 Um, Jane, you get in the middle. 1915 01:35:06,140 --> 01:35:07,140 ‐ Yeah. 1916 01:35:08,180 --> 01:35:09,599 Right there. 1917 01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:11,349 John, would you mind? 1918 01:35:11,350 --> 01:35:13,439 ‐ Oh, I would be delighted. 1919 01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:15,559 Okay. 1920 01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:17,899 ‐ Abby, what are you doing way over there? 1921 01:35:17,900 --> 01:35:19,519 Get in here. ‐ Come on. 1922 01:35:23,950 --> 01:35:26,319 ‐ Okay. Everyone say, "Christmas." 1923 01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:28,199 No, don't say that. 1924 01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:40,089 "Once they cross Corvall Chasm, 1925 01:35:40,090 --> 01:35:42,259 "they will enter floam territory. 1926 01:35:42,260 --> 01:35:45,679 "The Shadow Dreamers know they might not all make it out 1927 01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:47,469 "with their Krindoll intact, 1928 01:35:47,470 --> 01:35:51,509 "but the entire Thorfian race rests on their shoulders. 1929 01:35:51,510 --> 01:35:56,019 "They look to each other and then into the darkness. 1930 01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:59,479 It is Glank who takes the first step." 1931 01:36:07,570 --> 01:36:09,369 ‐ Here you go. Thank you so much for coming. 1932 01:36:09,370 --> 01:36:10,409 Thank you. 1933 01:36:10,410 --> 01:36:11,989 ‐ Bye. ‐ Hi. 1934 01:36:11,990 --> 01:36:13,159 ‐ Hi. ‐ We'll meet you there? 1935 01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:14,160 ‐ Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1936 01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,160 ‐ Okay. ‐ Yeah, you bet. 1937 01:36:15,161 --> 01:36:16,369 ‐ That was awesome. ‐ Bye. 1938 01:36:16,370 --> 01:36:17,419 ‐ Hi. ‐ Hi. 1939 01:36:17,420 --> 01:36:18,579 ‐ Oh. Two at a time. ‐ Oh. 1940 01:36:18,580 --> 01:36:19,789 ‐ Aah! ‐ Oh, my word. ‐ It's an onslaught. 139219

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