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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,791 People say Naples should change, 3 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,553 but why don't you also change 4 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,432 Mantua, anign, Ansta ? 5 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,833 Dust those corners, your uncle attracts dust. 6 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,917 Not on purpose ! 7 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,157 Sometimes I think he does. 8 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,188 We dust him every day, but there's always this darned layer. 9 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,919 Poor uncle ! 10 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:21,273 AGODFATHER IN THE LIVING ROOM 11 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,278 Wake up ! 12 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,988 Wake up, school won't wait ! 13 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,759 "If you want to do something special, 14 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,672 now's the time." 15 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,150 If you want something special... 16 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,430 - Now's the time. - I want to sleep. 17 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,352 It's not the time. 18 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,636 Go today and bring home a nice A. 19 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,519 In life we must invest in ourselves. 20 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,874 "I wasn't born for defeat... 21 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,554 Nor does failure run in my veins. 22 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,472 I'm a lion, 23 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,713 [won't listen to those who cry arid feel sorry for themselves 24 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,350 because it's a contagious disease. " 25 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,595 Michele, 26 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,877 that promotion must be ours, we deserve it. 27 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,719 -You know, don't you ? -I know, darling. 28 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,910 Good morning, ma'am, how are you ? 29 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,592 Nostradamus says: 30 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,479 "When our neighbor replies, the world will end." 31 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,674 Fortuna, stick your head out, you're making crumbs. 32 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,990 It's cold, Daddy. 33 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,630 Sweetheart, stick your head out or stop eating. 34 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,915 - Here we are. - Bye, Daddy. 35 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,439 A kiss ! 36 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,828 - Vittorio, why are you grumbling ? - Because I hate this school. 37 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,798 Bye. 38 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,393 lwonder: who'll be the new marketing manager ? 39 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,959 The one with your creativity, courage and imagination, 40 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,077 in other words, your balls. 41 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,799 Important news: 42 00:03:56,040 --> 00:04:00,397 as of tomorrow, the cafeteria ham will be exclusively hand-cut. 43 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,237 Too bad you'll miss it! 44 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,278 Remember: we don't sell houses, we sell... 45 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:10,989 - Chalets. - Cold. 46 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,270 - Villas. - Dreams ! 47 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,431 - Get it in your head. - Of course. 48 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,193 Bring it in. 49 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,868 I'd say it's an explosive metaphor. 50 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,079 Thank you. 51 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,354 A nest, 52 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,189 the symbol of safety, of welcoming, of home. 53 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,715 What do you say ? 54 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,999 Interesting... 55 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,391 What if we cut the family ? 56 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,628 To strengthen the nest idea ? 57 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,558 Good, Coso ! 58 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,991 | feel creative: why not cut the nest, too 59 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,674 leaving just a blue sky with: 60 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,469 "Edil Manetti, your house, your dreams" ? 61 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:56,830 Crap ? 62 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,554 No. 63 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,473 - We could cut the sky too. - Let's keep it, I like to be daring. 64 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,878 - That's the limit! - Mom ! 65 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,314 "Mom, Mom"... 66 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,396 Maybe not the front row, but I don't see why 67 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:46,633 you're always last with that fatso in front of you. 68 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:50,515 - What are you doing ? - You've really disappointed me. 69 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:54,070 - Self-esteem, my girl ! - Mom, please. 70 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,157 What are you doing ? 71 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:03,148 My lady's daughter doesn't go last, she goes first. 72 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,634 - What are you, her mother ? - I'm the nanny. 73 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:08,835 Music ! 74 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,554 Now they're all improvising as nannies... 75 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,196 - I've been a nanny for twenty years. - How long ? 76 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,839 Twenty years. 77 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,350 My daughter should be in front! 78 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,790 Ma'am, what are you doing ? 79 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,117 What's your problem ? You're hurting the child. 80 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,839 So? 81 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,790 No news yet, but I see some light, 82 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,315 a nice success for the new ad campaign. 83 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,988 - The one with the nest? - Right. 84 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,272 - Hi, sweetie! - Lice ! 85 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,954 Damn, I'll kill them off with Napalm. 86 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,033 We should befriend the Manettis, get into their circle, 87 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,118 breathe their air, drink their water. 88 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,674 - It's for our kids' future. -You know I hate pulling strings. 89 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,559 You're so old-fashioned, it's called PR now. 90 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,393 Cristina, please, trust me. 91 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,110 Daddy, Vittorio got an A in English. 92 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,032 Yes, | forgot. 93 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,952 - My son ? - The one and only. 94 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,474 You're sure ? 95 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,597 That's great ! 96 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,989 - Mrs. Manetti ! - With whom am | speaking ? 97 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,714 Cristina D'Avola, pleased to meet you. 98 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,072 -A new sales clerk ? - No, I'm a customer. 99 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:48,519 It's an honor to shop beside a woman of your stature. 100 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,749 Thank you. 101 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,039 Did you know I live in your house ? 102 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:59,068 Poor thing, in one of the shacks my husband builds. 103 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,915 Did you know my husband works at Edil Manetti, too, 104 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,190 side by side with yours ? 105 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:09,228 Incredible ! The whole city works for Carlino's company. 106 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,913 The Intercity train, from Naples Central, 107 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,196 is arriving on track 1. 108 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,710 Why all the mystery, officer ? 109 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,193 Let me guess: I parked up a tree. 110 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,990 It's not a fine ? 111 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,830 How urgent ? 112 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,359 Extremely ? 113 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,079 Now ? 114 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,715 Alright. 115 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,039 Want to bet it's a fine ? 116 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,555 This isn't a fine, Ma'am. 117 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,030 Is this a guessing game ? Please, tell me! 118 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,510 Sign here, meantime, thank you. 119 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,117 I see an irregularity: 120 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,193 here it says Carmela, you can't sign Cristina. 121 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,951 - My name's not Carmela. - Maybe you're not even Neapolitan ! 122 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,270 - That's what they all say. - The inspector. 123 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,910 "Carmela D'Avola, born in Mezzotto, province of Naples," 124 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,997 etc, etc... 125 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,474 Do you confirm ? 126 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,995 Parents' names ? 127 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,760 - Which parents ? - How many do you have ? 128 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,520 Santagata, be more tactful ! 129 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,116 - Write "unknown" or "NN". - NN ? 130 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,079 "The undersigned declares she is a gypsy..." 131 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:11,313 Listen, either you tell me why I'm here or I'm leaving! 132 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,357 Ma'am, calm down ! 133 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,673 You have a brother, right? Ciro, 134 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,194 Cimmaruta Ciro. 135 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,630 - Your above-mentioned brother... - ls dead ? 136 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,997 No, but he's in trouble and must be brought to trial. 137 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,517 One more, one less... 138 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,992 My brother is a hoodlum. 139 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,113 This time it's not petty theft, it's quite serious. 140 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,153 - Organized crime. - Camorra, to be exact. 141 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,999 Camorra ? 142 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,912 That's impossible, 143 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,993 my brother is a hoodlum, but he's not in the Camorra. 144 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,719 The court will decide that. 145 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,996 -Anyway, it's no business of mine. - Yes it is. 146 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,310 - No it isn't. -Yes, it is, Ma'am. 147 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,830 The above-mentioned Cimmaruta Ciro 148 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:58,232 has indicated his sister's home for his house arrest. 149 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,879 My home ? 150 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,556 No, I haven't seen him in a thousand years 151 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,155 and when I did, it was best I didn't. 152 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,999 - He's still your brother. -You take him in! 153 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,390 No, my mother-in-Iaw lives with me 154 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,877 and it's no picnic, the inspector knows. 155 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:20,875 Thank you for the splendid Saturday you've given me, 156 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,150 I'll be leaving now. 157 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,312 - Wait ! - I'm going home. 158 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,432 - Wait a minute. - Ms. Carmela, ma'am, stop ! 159 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,750 My name's not Carmela! 160 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,070 Calm down, think. 161 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,959 - It's all locked up... - Ma'am ! 162 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,917 Keep your brother until the judge comes, then you can refuse. 163 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,838 If you leave now, you're in trouble. 164 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,508 - When's this judge coming ? - Monday. 165 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,359 I have a thought 166 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,034 and it's for Mom. 167 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,919 The sun burns 168 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,799 on my face... 169 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,879 Carmela ! 170 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,310 Ma'am ! 171 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,790 You're happy I came to visit, right? 172 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,272 You got a family ? 173 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,153 Certainly, mountains really suck. 174 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,676 It's cold in the mountains, the people are cold, 175 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,672 the pizza's cold, 176 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,632 a cold that seeps into your... 177 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,836 Listen to me... 178 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,150 I have a family. 179 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,830 -A husband, two kids. - Good for you ! 180 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,550 I love the cold, I cherish dampness. 181 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,597 I can't stand warmth, including people's, 182 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,876 or hands on me, people who gesture. 183 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,908 Recycling gives me joy 184 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,755 and I've never had the least doubt where to dispose of styrofoam. 185 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,837 I don't eat pizza, I love knodel 186 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,311 and, especially, remember my name isn't Carmela. 187 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,034 Carmela, 188 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,114 what the fuck are these kno'dels ? 189 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,237 I'll go, Daddy! 190 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,073 Daddy ! 191 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,796 - Here I am. - Don't open ! 192 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,117 Hey, it's Uncle Ciro! 193 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,268 I lost the bet, unfortunately it wasn't a fine. 194 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,995 Why the long faces ? 195 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,876 Aren't you happy your uncle feels better ? 196 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,351 He wasn't sick, he was dead, there's a big difference. 197 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,670 Dead ? How dramatic ! 198 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,793 Carmela, 199 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,277 is that me ? 200 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,712 Uncle, you died during the Easter procession, 201 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,632 you were playing Jesus, right? 202 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,314 No, or I'd remember. 203 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,632 - Why did you tell us he was dead ? - Stop asking, now he's resurrected ! 204 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,797 It takes three days to rise from the dead. 205 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,233 - Did you know that ? - No. 206 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,268 I'm always the last to know things in this house. 207 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,073 But, now we have to look for the positive side. 208 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,590 Yes, your uncle's alive and here with us. 209 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,110 So, welcome your uncle, who'll be leaving on Monday. 210 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,550 - Fortuna. - Vittorio. 211 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,109 - I'll be staying a month at least. - Sure, a year... 212 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,879 Until the trial! 213 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,676 A pleasure. Michele. Trial? 214 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,712 You're in witness protection ? 215 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,077 That's why you didn't say anything, so we wouldn't worry. 216 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,676 An act of courage and a splendid example for my children. 217 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:20,352 The hell I'm awitness! I'm the one on trial, 218 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,155 they accuse me of being in the Ciciarielli clan in Mezzotto. 219 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,994 - Southern Italy ? - Very Southern. 220 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,236 That's really funny! 221 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,157 You picked a real idiot! 222 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:42,479 I really am a boss, not ajerk like you. 223 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,118 That's why Mom told us you were dead. 224 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,477 Maradona said it was God who punished the English... 225 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,349 - We forgot to have dinner! - No, we had the crudités. 226 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,279 I thought that was an appetizer, you could have told me! 227 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,796 - You'd have eaten ours, too ? - No, the kids. 228 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,478 Just kidding! 229 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,395 - Get up, I'm making your bed. - It's about Maradona, deep silence ! 230 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,956 You can pause it and see it later. 231 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,949 Really ? 232 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,116 I sleep with two pillows. 233 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,832 Nothing better ? This couch reminds me of my fugitive life. 234 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,868 - This isn't a hotel! - Or a restaurant either. 235 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,908 - Do you smoke ? - No, Uncle. 236 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,116 No smoking in the house, we're a "smoking-free family." 237 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,228 Oh, I see... What the fuck's that mean ? 238 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,192 Go outside to smoke. 239 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,919 Are you nuts ? 240 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,395 Don't throw firecrackers in the garden ! Are you crazy ? 241 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,312 I lit a cigarette. 242 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,595 We'll look bad with the neighbors! 243 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,789 Dad ? 244 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,832 To bed, c'mon ! 245 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,479 Night! 246 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,279 - Night, Uncle. - Night, Niece. 247 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,633 Michele, 248 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,077 tell me something, 249 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,632 what was your cat's name ? 250 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,836 - We don't have any cats. - You don't ? 251 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,355 Our neighbor does, Caty. 252 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,348 - Are you okay ? - A mobster's cramp. 253 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,879 - Can I go ? - Get some shut-eye, I'll clean up. 254 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,439 Night. 255 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,074 I got a brother-in-Iaw 256 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,118 who's a tad faggot... 257 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,553 Why didn't you ever say you have a brother ? 258 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:14,319 If your brother was the Rostov Ripper, would you ? 259 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,997 Of course ! 260 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,674 Is he dangerous ? We have kids! 261 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,679 Good grief, it was just an example ! 262 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,150 What are you scared of? Sleep ! 263 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,790 He didn't sing, did he ? 264 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,272 Because when he does ? 265 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,910 It means he's on edge, it's better if he doesn't sing. 266 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,357 Oh shit, he sang in the living room earlier! 267 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,990 We're all going to die, I know it. 268 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,872 What's that noise ? 269 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,554 Nothing, it's the storm. 270 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,677 No, hear him ? 271 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,191 That's him, he's in my bathroom. 272 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,874 - Get him out right now! - Me ? 273 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,597 Me, I'll go. 274 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,313 - Oh no, sorry! - Michele, c'mon in. 275 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,359 - I don't think I should. - No formalities, we're a family. 276 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,515 Let's chat, it's been ages. 277 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,832 - We've never seen each other. - Yeah, right. 278 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,990 You're always cleanin' ? Are you a little pansy ? 279 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,069 No. 280 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,910 - Things okay with Carmela ? - Sure. 281 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,639 - The humpin' ? - Huh ? 282 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,995 Do you hump ? 283 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,394 Yes, yesterday, today, tomorrow... 284 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,198 I mean, it's good. 285 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,552 Come here. 286 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,472 Closer. 287 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,593 Don't you dare talk about my sister like that. 288 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,630 Right, I meant no offense. 289 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,149 Will you scram ? A little privacy! 290 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,834 - My respects. - The door ! 291 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,634 Sorry. 292 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,390 CATY, WHERE ARE YOU ? COME HOME! WE CAN WORK IT OUT. 293 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,150 Ladies and gentlemen, wake up! 294 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,198 It's Sunday, but that's no excuse for Ioafing. 295 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,433 Aworld of possibilities is outside, should we miss them ? 296 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,513 Or do you want to become like your uncle ? 297 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,472 What is it, an earthquake ? 298 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,350 Oh, my God ! 299 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,239 Don't let him scare you, he's a bit faggot. 300 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,516 Who is it my pleasure to meet? 301 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,115 - What's your name ? - Janine. 302 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,390 - Is she your girlfriend ? - Sure. 303 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,157 Can you lend me some money for Janine ? 304 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,993 Excuse me, please. 305 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,640 Go Janine, I'll send a bank transfer. 306 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,913 The sheet ! 307 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,834 Lord, 308 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,077 let this be just a bad dream. 309 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,752 Please, give me a sign. 310 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,277 The beer's warm. 311 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,598 You're so lucky! 312 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,759 There they are! 313 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,874 Go! 314 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,392 - Where's his wife ? - I don't know. 315 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,230 - Say hello. - Not here, we're in church. 316 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,914 Darling, say hello! 317 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,991 - Make the lettering bigger. - Bigger ? 318 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,791 Sit up straight. 319 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,828 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, Amen. 320 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,356 Maria, please, don't let my genius husband 321 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,114 ruin my father's company. 322 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,590 Please, stop him. 323 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,877 Adisability... semi-permanent, 324 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,399 permanent Iumbago, kidney stones, prostatitis.. your choice, 325 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,719 just stop him. 326 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,157 From woman to woman, you can understand me. 327 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,233 I'm in need, let me hear your voice. 328 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,357 Mrs. Manetti. 329 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,434 Call me Doriana. 330 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,674 Thank you, Doriana. 331 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,878 The other day, there was no time to invite you to supper. 332 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,037 What supper ? 333 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,157 The Last Supper ? 334 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,954 No, the first. 335 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,557 Do you like knodel ? 336 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:38,157 Please, it would be an honor to have you for supper. 337 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,273 I can't smoke, 338 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,155 gotta lift the toilet seat to pee and they're always shouting, 339 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,591 even the kids are weird... Counselor, jail's better! 340 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,992 What ? Jail's a pain ! At least they're your family. 341 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,117 Who are they anyway ? 342 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,479 The cuckold's in the nest, 343 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,871 unknowingly... 344 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,277 Cute bunny. 345 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,073 I'm starving ! 346 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:21,273 -There's more crudités in the fridge. -Don't worry, I'll catch up tonight. 347 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,392 - What are you doing ? - Studying. 348 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,670 - She studies all the time. - Studying what ? 349 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,990 An essay on my family. 350 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,872 I'll give you a hand! 351 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,588 - I dictate and you write. - Okay. 352 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,588 My family: 353 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,992 it's... 354 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,310 none of your fucking business. 355 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,552 Too short ? 356 00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:01,119 - You have to sign my report card. - Sure, gladly. 357 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,954 Let's see... 358 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,356 No, wait a minute. 359 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,599 This isn't an A it's an F. 360 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,032 It's not that he lied, 361 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,959 but that he got an F and F's have no place here! 362 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,634 - What's more! - That jerk has it in for me! 363 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:26,072 Is it normal to write Shakespeare is a soccer player ? 364 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,079 Fortuna ! 365 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,956 William Shakespeare, born in Stratford-upon-Avon in 1564, 366 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,312 is renown as the greatest English poet of all times. 367 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,709 Thank you. 368 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,235 - You're a whiz! - Vittorio ! 369 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,276 Falsifying a report card means not only betraying our trust, 370 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,152 it's a crime ! 371 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,233 - Like asking for protection money. - Loser. 372 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,071 Vittorio, don't call your father a loser! 373 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,952 Think it, but don't say it. 374 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,510 The kid's mortified, that's enough, let's eat. 375 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,312 No, I'll decide that. 376 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,353 Naturally, you'll decide that, but let's eat. 377 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,953 - Fortuna ! - William Shakespeare, born... 378 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,430 - Good night. - Good night, Uncle. 379 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,559 Good night. 380 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,759 Huh ? Good night? 381 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,354 Even the crudités are finished. 382 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,390 Good thing tomorrow's Monday. 383 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,272 If you'd rather not take your brother into your home 384 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,353 as he awaits a preliminary hearing, that's your right. 385 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,637 Actually, our house is small... 386 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,592 And my husband is almost a marketing manager... 387 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,439 We're a decent family, we shouldn't... 388 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,716 There's no need forjustification. 389 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,310 I've known lots of people who've abandoned their brothers ! 390 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,919 Sign here and you'll be refusing him. 391 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,998 I hadn't seen him for 15 years, 392 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,073 besides, doesn't he have a house ? 393 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,674 But you've been good, you've built something in these years. 394 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,590 You came North, had two children, a nice family. 395 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,757 No one has ever given me anything. 396 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,230 Of course, Mrs. D'Avola. 397 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,439 Sign here, and Ciro will wait for his hearing in jail. 398 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,119 Never pack it down, it's criminal ! 399 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,237 When you prepare the coffee pot, 400 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,119 the coffee should make a hill. 401 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,672 Even if it spills all around, it's okay, 402 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,956 the more you spill, the better. 403 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,515 I taught her how to prepare the coffee pot. 404 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,150 How are you raising her ? She didn't know about the hill. 405 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,233 Now I see why they take guns and wipe out their families. 406 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,315 The stuff in the fridge is our property. If you want to eat, shop. 407 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,312 The third rack is yours, 408 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,757 stay away from the first and second, those are ours, 409 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,274 mine and my family's. 410 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,357 We make our coffee with this. 411 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,313 The 'hill' in this house 412 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,710 is absolutely forbidden. 413 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,399 I get it, you're a "hill-free family." 414 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,394 Here are two of Michele's suits, two shirts, 415 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,751 two pairs of shoes. 416 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,758 Throw everything out and wear these. 417 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,997 No gold chains, no Rolex, 418 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,033 no shinyjackets, and above all, no pointed boots. 419 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,631 Those are my best clothes ! 420 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:03,077 Here's your toothbrush, use it. 421 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,079 -And don't mix it with ours! - If I do ? 422 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,833 Jail! 423 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:12,073 Get rid of the Neapolitan dialect and that toothpick too. 424 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,792 Never say who you are or where you come from, 425 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,554 if they ask you, say you're our butler. 426 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,077 You'll sleep in Michele's train room. 427 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,592 - No, not the train room ! - Yes, the train room. 428 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,758 We'll talk about it later. 429 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,913 - It's Daddy's train ! - on, God ! 430 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,517 Michele, you scare me! 431 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,793 Good morning. 432 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,873 I've worked here since 1996, I bought a company house 433 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,908 and you say if I don't pay the mortgage on time, you'll foreclose ? 434 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,275 I heard that right ? 435 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,080 You haven't paid for three months, want to end up in the dungeon ? 436 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,152 "Friendship" means nothing to you ? 437 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,270 No. 438 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,918 Each day that I wait is a finger less for you, clear ? 439 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,712 Very clear. 440 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,271 Thank you, Mr. Peter. 441 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,595 Oh, God, a corpse in the kitchen ! 442 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,433 Look, follow the footprints, go see. 443 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,434 - Me ? - Michele ! 444 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,750 Call the police! 445 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,274 Darling, call the police! 446 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,149 -Are you're boiling our neighbor ? - What neighbor, what blood ? 447 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,313 I'm canning tomatoes! 448 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,869 - Take the bottles in the kitchen. - Michele, don't! 449 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,514 Drop those bottles. 450 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,432 Michele, take them. 451 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,759 Michele, drop them. 452 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,911 - Take them. - Drop them. 453 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,316 Hurry inside, come see what's there. 454 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,516 What else is there ? 455 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,552 Michele, the bottles. 456 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,308 No crudités today, I cooked something. 457 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,438 Sorry for the mess, but it was worth it. 458 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,432 Here you are ! 459 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,593 In order of appearance: "homemade bread", 460 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,071 macaroni omelet, sausage and broccoli rabe, 461 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,835 mozzarella from Battipaglia and eggplant parmesan. 462 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,833 And then, dulcis in fundum... 463 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,989 the queen of desserts, a pastiera! 464 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,116 I'm sorry, but this stuff will never enter my home. 465 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,993 - We're an honest family! - What are you doing ? 466 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,633 I'm throwing it all out! 467 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,039 No, not the pastiera! 468 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,032 - The pastiera goes ! - The pastiera stays. 469 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,391 The pastiera goes ! 470 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,279 We're a pastiera-free family. 471 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,279 I feel sick. 472 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,234 Be strong ! 473 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,591 She's like that when she cares for someone. 474 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,192 Jesus Arrested 475 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,353 With this the last trace is gone. 476 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,512 You're still pissed off with me for that thing. 477 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,472 No, why should I be ? 478 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:55,273 They only arrested you in front of the whole town, 479 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,956 you became a criminal, going in and out of prison, 480 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,031 why should I have it in for you ? 481 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,317 - I've changed. - You've changed ? 482 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,195 Sure, you made a career advance, 483 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,550 you're in the Camorra! 484 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,358 Congratulations. 485 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,114 How shameful ! 486 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,589 When you left it wasn't easy for me either. 487 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,875 Think it was easy for me ? 488 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,031 But I have to thank you, 489 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,800 you made me so ashamed 490 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,116 that I found the strength to leave that place. 491 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,950 When you were a little girl, I was your hero. 492 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,516 Right. When I was a little girl. 493 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,677 The Perfect Camorra Man 494 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,151 Some people work tomorrow! 495 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,716 You animal ! 496 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,435 Vittorio ! 497 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,357 How do you get revenge on someone ? 498 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,558 What's there to get revenge for! Go to bed ! 499 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,597 I was terrible in school, too. 500 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,553 If you're terrible in school, you'll do fine in life. 501 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,199 It's not like that anymore. 502 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,195 Vittorio ! 503 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,875 Come here, sit down. 504 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,675 If you really want revenge, 505 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,990 make him shit his pants, 506 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,558 the ideal is the severed head of a horse. 507 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,477 Problem: you have to find a horse, cut off its head 508 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,075 and I assure you, it's not easy. 509 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,471 The horse goes wild... Go run after the horse! 510 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,753 To be practical, the best thing is a dead cat. 511 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,514 Find a cat, you cream him, 512 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,150 wrap him and take him to the location of the offense. 513 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,559 Get it ? 514 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,109 Sure, you don't want to help me. 515 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,153 Hold this. 516 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,112 Hold this. 517 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,639 What's a dead cat doing in the freezer ? 518 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,400 How do you usually preserve one ? 519 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:18,513 How do you usually preserve one ? 520 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,793 Can I help you ? 521 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,837 I need some information. 522 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,034 Which car is the English teacher's ? 523 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,113 I can't say, for his privacy. 524 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,993 Privacy ! 525 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,431 Look in here, so you'll see who you're dealing with. 526 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,159 Scared, huh ? 527 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,798 What is it ? 528 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,712 I took the wrong animal, shit! 529 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,751 I'm incorruptible! 530 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,549 Where's the car ? 531 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,393 - What are you doing ? -I made a mess, run! 532 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,958 What the hell... 533 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:30,032 You should have said it's not your English teacher, but Alberico. 534 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,159 - What a pain though! - The best defense is an attack. 535 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,750 React, or instead of slashing your bike tires, 536 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,833 next time he'll dissolve your sister in acid. 537 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,435 -Want me to shoot him ? - No! 538 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,598 Thanks for the offer, but I'll work it out myself. 539 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,353 Yeah, right ! 540 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,750 Did you tell your mother ? 541 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,513 Your father ? 542 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,437 Okay, you told me. 543 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,919 - What's so funny ? - I'm thinking about Dad's face! 544 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,957 It's nothing funny. 545 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,632 Vittorio, if I were God... this would all be the sea. 546 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,117 You've even started smoking ? 547 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,868 Let me be, I've got loads of worries. 548 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,350 What's the matter ? Your train broke ? 549 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,436 - They slashed my tires. - I didn't do it! 550 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,436 The loan sharks did ! 551 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,075 Why did you go to loan sharks ? 552 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,440 Because your sister spends a fortune. 553 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,555 - She does it for the family. - I know. 554 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,076 Know what this house costs and how much I earn ? 555 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,874 - 1,500 euro. - That's not bad. 556 00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,272 1,500, three times one is 3, three times 5 is 15... 557 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,637 That's over 45 thousand euro a month,that's good ! 558 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,911 You can't make that with protection money. 559 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,315 1,500 euro a month! 560 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,112 Holy Jesus ! 561 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,471 If I don't pay the mortgage, they'll take the house. 562 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,959 I'm afraid, what can I do ? 563 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,639 Talk to your wife, tell her the truth 564 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,518 and spend less. 565 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,320 When you love someone, it's not easy to be truthful. 566 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,273 Listen to Ciro, 567 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,273 eye on the loan sharks, those guys... 568 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,232 Thanks, talking to you really helped me ! 569 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,875 I'll have a drop of grappa and try to sleep. 570 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,435 - Thanks. -Anytime. 571 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,313 The cat ! 572 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,631 They know where I live! 573 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,518 They found me! 574 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,191 - Bye. - Bye, Vittorio ! 575 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:22,992 Are you wearing make-up ? 576 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,832 What did he do ? 577 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,752 He beat up Alberico Manetti. 578 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,355 I hope there's no problem at work. 579 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,232 Alberico Manetti ? 580 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,595 Oh, my God ! 581 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,238 Are you crazy ? 582 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,153 I told him too, that's no way to... 583 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,517 It's useless to invest in your kids! 584 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,872 Alberico Manetti, I can't believe it ! 585 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,310 My son's an idiot. 586 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,436 He beat up his future. 587 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,997 - Does it hurt ? - Mom, will I get suspended ? 588 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,029 For your own safety, I hope not. 589 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,595 My son's an idiot! 590 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,796 Mommy, telephone. 591 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,754 Shove the offer-of-the-year up your ass ! 592 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,072 It was Mrs. Manetti. 593 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,513 Oh, Lord ! 594 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,039 Hello, my dear! 595 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,238 Stay focused, it's the chance of a lifetime. 596 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,677 Great happenings! 597 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,153 - Where are you going like that ? - Nowhere. 598 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,153 I want to be elegant when I spit in their faces. 599 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,271 You won't spit in anyone's face, 600 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,353 a little birdie tells me you won't be at dinner. 601 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,238 -No? -No. 602 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,389 Uncle ! 603 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,272 Mom, he died again. 604 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,233 No, Ijust knocked him out with a sleeping pill. 605 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,630 -Are you nuts ? - It's no tragedy. 606 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,037 Get the rug, we'll wrap Ciro in it. 607 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,759 Your uncle's better in there. 608 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,278 Wake up ! 609 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:32,354 Cold cuts and traditional cheeses from Trentino-South Tyrol 610 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,473 and meat puffs Cristina-style, that's me. 611 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,394 - Meat puffs ! - Yippee... 612 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:42,838 I can't stand criminality, not even in baby form. 613 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,672 Scrumptious tarts ? 614 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,753 My son was attacked by a wild beast. 615 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,110 "Wild beast" is a bit excessive. 616 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,830 No, it's the right definition. Olive ? 617 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,390 I'd rather not say it was a Mafia execution, but... 618 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,517 Of course ! 619 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,435 What else do you call a cowardly attack from behind ? 620 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,189 It's just kids' stuff, let's enjoy the cold cuts. 621 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,432 - We frigging won't! - We fucking won't, I say! 622 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,670 Let's get to the point, our son's a thug. 623 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,559 To our Alberico. 624 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,028 Cheers ! 625 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,431 Not bad ! 626 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,791 It's our butler, he loves to amaze when he enters. 627 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,629 Come along, let's bring in the knodel. 628 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,113 But why is the butler wrapped in a rug ? 629 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,717 Because he's Persian ! 630 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,229 - What's happening ? - They must be beating the rug. 631 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,912 -They do it at your house too, right? -Not with the butler in it. 632 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,231 It depends on the butler. 633 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,358 Listen, if you ruin this evening for me, 634 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,036 I'll send you back to jail. 635 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,554 She said "jail" ? 636 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,711 I could have suffocated. 637 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,555 - I heard "quail". - Quail ? In the knodel ? 638 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,514 So, what's the new marketing director's profile ? 639 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,797 Maybe a Greek profile like my husband's! 640 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,600 - Not to return to the subject... - Please, do. 641 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,310 Little Alberico, was walking defenselessly. 642 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,233 -And from behind... - We've already said that ! 643 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,959 Let's say it again ! 644 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,670 When from behind came an aggressor, Coso Jr. 645 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,672 An aggressor ! 646 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,754 This dipshit's son started it all. 647 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,837 Dipshit father, dipshit son. 648 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,152 - Is he Neapolitan ? - Romanian. He loves to sing. 649 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,954 - Wasn't he Persian ? - Persian in ancient times... 650 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,310 According to present Romanian borders. 651 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,313 It's a famous song in Romania, 652 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,913 like Volare for us. 653 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,196 What a strange language, it sounds like swearing. 654 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,749 It's true... it does. 655 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,396 When actually, it's full of words of love. 656 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,279 And dedicated to you. 657 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,598 Are you gonna tell 'em 658 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:29,116 or am I, to fuck off. 659 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,750 Are you gonna tell 'em, or am I, to fuck off... 660 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,514 This particular passage means "I love you". 661 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,516 Fuck off! 662 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,791 "Fuck off" to you too, my love. 663 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,951 And your sister! 664 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,759 Polenta ! 665 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,717 Do I serve the whore ? 666 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,236 Yes, please serve the whore. 667 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,313 Who ? 668 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,279 In Romanian, polenta: whor-a. 669 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,829 An ancient Persian word. 670 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,713 - Careful ! -Apologize. 671 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,191 I apologize, I clean, old remedy. 672 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,352 - No need. - Saliva and a drop of wine. 673 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,952 - What are you doing ? Please! - More saliva. 674 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,556 - He spit on me. - Really ? I don't think so. 675 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,591 What's he doing ? Is he crazy ? 676 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:31,909 He's on trial. 677 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,790 Up your asses, you bunch ofjerks! 678 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,917 Wait, Doriana ! 679 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,151 No strumpet for me! 680 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,435 You're leaving ? 681 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,673 Too bad, I made strudel, and everyone always like it. 682 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,797 Go crap ! 683 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,990 Say goodbye to your uncle, he's leaving tomorrow. 684 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,757 Excellent ! 685 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,316 Where are you going ? 686 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,751 To jail. 687 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,355 Please, he's our only uncle. 688 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,591 He should have thought about that. 689 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,473 He ruined my life, now I'll ruin his. 690 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,672 Excellent, they don't know what they missed. 691 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,473 Actually, you ruined mine first. 692 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,628 Me ? Could I decide anything when I was six ? 693 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,796 But you were older, you could decide. 694 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,195 You could have chosen not to be a criminal. 695 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,718 Uncle defended me, you didn't. 696 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,794 Why do you think I didn't ? 697 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,313 For your future and your sister's, to give you what I didn't have. 698 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,357 That's why I didn't defend you. 699 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,197 Say something, Dad ! 700 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,512 What can I say ? 701 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,515 Butler... 702 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,992 A mental retard ! How disgusting, he spit on me! 703 00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:36,312 You'll do something to that Coso, won't you ? 704 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,429 I had to throw my clothes out and you know what they cost. 705 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,151 Such ugly people in such a beautiful house, what a shame! 706 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,830 Do you think I smell of tomato sauce ? 707 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,793 You do. 708 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,877 That's disgusting, I disinfected myself ! 709 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,997 You smell of tomato sauce. 710 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,117 We open this evening with crime news. 711 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,312 A dangerous Camorra member, Ciro Cimmaruta... 712 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,239 Carletto, the retard ! 713 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,838 ...from the Ciciarielli clan in Mezzotto, a town in southern Italy, 714 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,389 is a guest in our province. 715 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:15,679 Don Ciro is under house arrest at the home of his Neapolitan sister 716 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,593 who has lived for years in our lovely town. 717 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,276 The clan heads are on trial in Naples, 718 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,556 among them is the fearful Don Ciro, 719 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:28,309 slender, average height, cavernous gaze, bug eyes, 720 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,432 his face commands fear and respect. 721 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,755 Follow me. 722 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,351 I knew it ! 723 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:05,032 Mr. Manetti didn't like last night's dinner ? 724 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,192 I'm your new secretary, my name's Florance. 725 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,996 And this is your new office. 726 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:30,357 Push 9 and I'm at your complete disposal. 727 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,797 Maylgo? 728 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,879 - There are even tangerines ! -Actually, they're oranges. 729 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,831 There must be a mistake, this is someone else's office, 730 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,911 I'm Coso Michele. 731 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,277 No mistake, Mr. Coso. May I go ? 732 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,033 - Ifl push 9... - I'm at your complete disposal. 733 00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,079 Florance... 734 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,750 - If I push 9. - At your disposal. 735 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,353 Perfect. 736 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,628 Florance ! 737 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,836 The values of fairness and justice, 738 00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,117 accusing his own offspring without hesitation, 739 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,839 courage, loyalty... 740 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:24,830 "Courage and loyalty are the DNA of your principled family". 741 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,640 He really said "principled" ? 742 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,632 Principled !And then... 743 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,475 "It's the DNA a marketing manager of respect must have 744 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,352 and you, Mr. Coso, have it". 745 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,913 You have it ! 746 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:41,039 And then: "Dulcis in fundo, I'd like to emphasize 747 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,158 how Iikeable and lively your brother-in-Iaw was, 748 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,868 in the delightful butler sketch". 749 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,558 Glad he said that! 750 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,360 After all the work we did, 751 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,716 we earned some luck. 752 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,190 It's not luck, it's merit. 753 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,515 Our luck is that Vittorio wasn't suspended from school. 754 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,398 Oh, that's a relief! 755 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,870 Get the champagne glasses. 756 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,716 Do you have a secretary ? 757 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,836 My secretary... 758 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,395 Don't make me jealous! 759 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,909 - Do you have a big chair ? - Very big. 760 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,750 Vittorio, Fortuna, come celebrate with Daddy! 761 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,632 I want the cork. 762 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,433 Come on, let's toast. 763 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,996 Won't you tell Daddy how good he is ? 764 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,873 - I want some too ! -A drop. 765 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,756 Vittorio, aren't you glad Uncle Ciro stayed ? 766 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,514 All thanks to Michele Coso, 767 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,432 the peacekeeper. 768 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,557 Speech ! 769 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,237 Okay, I'll make one. 770 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,038 To the North 771 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,310 which always rewards hard-workers. 772 00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,393 To the great North. 773 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,114 That separates grain from chaff, 774 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,518 but especially, 775 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,358 to my family 776 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,196 that's nearly perfect. 777 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,919 A toast ! 778 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:17,436 How do you think they found out he's my brother ? 779 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:19,954 Who ? 780 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,276 The Manettis. 781 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:24,318 You said they liked 782 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,120 my brother's butler sketch. 783 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,033 How did they find out Ciro's my brother ? 784 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,438 Why even ask ? 785 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,070 You look so much alike. 786 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,555 - Think so ? -Yes. 787 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,996 You have the same melancholy in your eyes. 788 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,753 Why dwell on this ? 789 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:51,312 My office shows what the Manettis think of us. 790 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:06,348 Do you think it's right to promote someone who tried to murder... 791 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,990 not just bruise, but murder your son! 792 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,958 We've talked about this, 793 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,918 Edil Manetti risks bankruptcy. 794 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,754 - Thanks to whom ? - Real estate is in trouble. 795 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,037 We need fresh money to save our asses. 796 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,198 - Know who has it today ? Them ! - Them ? 797 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,831 The Ciciarielli clan has oodles of money, 798 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,753 oceans of money we have to get hold of. 799 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,558 That guy's a Mafia boss! 800 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,995 A mental retard ! 801 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,673 Toto Riina didn't seem like a boss, 802 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,990 the members of Pooh seemed like friends. 803 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:42,357 Appearances can be wrong, you don't seem like an entrepreneur's wife. 804 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,075 Because you're no entrepreneur, 805 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,869 you've had a miracle, you inherited the family business, 806 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:50,951 my family's. 807 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,628 Details. Do it for your father! 808 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,438 Leave my father out of this ! 809 00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,478 We have to save our skin, befriend the Cosos, 810 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:01,951 get into their circle, breathe their air, drink their water. 811 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,948 What counts for them is the family! 812 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,634 You scare me when you sound like a genius. 813 00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,553 We have to befriend the whole family. 814 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,759 We all have to do our part, you and Alberico too. Brake ! 815 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,758 Next week the grass from Wimbledon will be here. 816 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,513 - Yippee. - Kiss. 817 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,519 Manil, cappuccino and roll, hole 9. 818 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,799 Mr. Coso ! 819 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,679 Good morning. 820 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,798 Good morning, Fortuna. 821 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,712 Good morning, Vittorio. 822 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,035 Daddy ? 823 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,750 Today the world ends and I still haven't kissed anyone. 824 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,591 Coso, what do you propose ? 825 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,713 Mr. Peter, I'd like to pay you back, 826 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,712 I'll do it now. Your account number? 827 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,030 No way, you offend me! 828 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,519 Fortuna ! 829 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,159 Mr. Ciro ? 830 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,033 Remember, if you cheat I'll poke your eyes out! 831 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,112 Look I'll call Sister Giuseppa! 832 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,873 - Who's that, Mommy ? - Who's that ? 833 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,760 A strange animal with a nun's head 834 00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,235 and a body like a rum baba. 835 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,350 I'll make you pay next time. 836 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,953 I saw you Ciro, you did that! 837 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,711 You did that, Ciro. 838 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,113 Come here ! 839 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:39,713 Both of you over here ! 840 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,073 C'mon ! 841 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,233 Alfa Romeo Giulietta, a 110 horsepower engine, 842 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,914 cruise control, suspension selector, 843 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,230 leather steering wheel with radio controls. 844 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,031 Tell me, if the seats recline 845 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,953 can we inaugurate it? 846 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,673 No, Ciro, please, don't touch it. 847 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,277 Then, there's another small gift for the whole family. 848 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:42,355 - Opera tickets ? - No, almost. 849 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,035 - Can I open them ? - Mommy will. 850 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,470 How did you pay off the mortgage ? 851 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,995 It's a benefit reserved for managers. 852 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,479 I once had a weird parrot, 853 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,473 he wouldn't repeat and would back-talk. 854 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,156 If I said: "Go fuck off", 855 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,274 he'd answer back: "Same to you". 856 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:11,679 -Alberico passed me his English test. -You've learned to get respect ! 857 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,957 Next time give him a good head butt. 858 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,828 - Sit down ? - No, he invited me out with friends. 859 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,390 - I'm going out, bye. - Have fun. 860 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,599 So, [strangled that parrot... 861 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,674 What a great smell ! 862 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,797 Where do you want to sit? 863 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,919 No, I'm going out. 864 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,197 Don't I deserve an evening out with my new Giulietta ? 865 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,317 Ido! 866 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,358 - Have you seen my brush ? - I don't use them. 867 01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:46,597 You don't use soap either. 868 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,078 The one time I cook, you all go out. 869 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,591 You know how many times I cooked and no one ate ? 870 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,791 She calls crudités cooking ! 871 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,758 - Fortuna, are you going out too ? - Dunno ! 872 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,513 Mommy, am I going out? 873 01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,832 - What do we do with Fortuna ? - I don't know, what ? 874 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,597 Can we leave her with Ciro ? 875 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,275 Sure! 876 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,355 If you like, you can stay with your uncle. 877 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:16,874 Bye. 878 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,515 Ciro, 879 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,039 please... 880 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:24,679 Don't worry. 881 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,473 Thank you, good night. 882 01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,310 - Eat up, Uncle. - It's just the start. 883 01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,272 Good evening. 884 01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:45,549 My dear ! 885 01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,712 - Good evening, Coso. - Good evening. 886 01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,837 My compliments, what elegance ! 887 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,599 Thank you, Dory. 888 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,029 Dory, 889 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,834 a folksy nickname at last! 890 01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,593 I've always loved homespun folks. 891 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,313 - Coso ! - Good evening. 892 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,193 - See the frescoes ? - Yes, they're beautiful. 893 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,233 I'm putting up a false ceiling tomorrow, they distress me. 894 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,634 Sonia, Cristina. 895 01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,510 - You're beautiful. - Thank you. 896 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,477 The city councilor's wife. 897 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,150 - Lovely woman. -Awhore. 898 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,079 Hi Marta, 899 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,197 say hello to the children. 900 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,599 They're Iittle monsters, ugly, ugly, ugly. 901 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,878 Hello sweetness ! 902 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:35,355 She may be sweet but she's uglier than sin! 903 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:40,673 - Do you know her ? - No. 904 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,199 My sister. 905 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,155 - I meant the old woman. - Meaning my mother ? 906 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,159 Excuse me, Debora... 907 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,069 Thank you. 908 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:05,315 - ls Ciro late ? - He needs permission... 909 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,670 And we won't give it, 910 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,710 so he stays with the children to increase their attachment. 911 01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:14,439 - So, he won't be coming ? - No. 912 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:16,839 - Not even later ? - No. 913 01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:19,959 Why isn't he coming ? 914 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,513 I'm sorry, I didn't know it was so important for you. 915 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,592 Of course it is! 916 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,308 Hospitality is sacred. 917 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,073 - We're sorry. - He'll come next time. 918 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,830 What a shame, we had a surprise for him. 919 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,399 I mean, for all of you. 920 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,754 - But he's not coming ? - No. 921 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:42,871 Everyone, a moment of silence, 922 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,074 here's the surprise I promised. Maestro ! 923 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:49,639 Anil. 924 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,079 Here's to you, the queen of desserts, 925 01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,352 the sfogliatella. 926 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,550 - You dance so well. - I don't understand. 927 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:24,115 - You dance so well. - If I may say so. 928 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:26,317 You look like a girl. 929 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,599 Uncle, if they find you guilty, will you go tojail ? 930 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,877 Can I tell you something ? 931 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:57,394 Shoot. 932 01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:59,637 I hate ballet. 933 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:05,476 I mean, I don't hate it, I feel silly in atutu. 934 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:09,595 So, the problem's not ballet, it's the tutu. 935 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,830 - Does Mommy know ? - Are you crazy ? 936 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:15,514 - She thinks the perfect daughter... - Wears a tutu. 937 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,159 Right. 938 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,272 Afantastic evening. 939 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:27,752 Vittorio, what's wrong ? 940 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,070 Please, don't die! 941 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,117 - I'm scared, call an ambulance. - Don't worry, it's nothing. 942 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:43,874 Did they want to make fun of us with that Neapolitan song ? 943 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:48,238 No, it was a gift, they don't know you're ashamed of your origins. 944 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,072 It looks good on you ! 945 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,353 I know that face, what's wrong ? 946 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,592 What's wrong is that Vittorio came back drunk and stoned. 947 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:19,199 It's that bastard Alberico who's leading him astray. 948 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:22,079 For one beer too many, how you carry on ! 949 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:27,472 - The Manettis are bastards. - They're a respectable family. 950 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:29,790 Someone else is the delinquent. 951 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:36,436 Sorry, I didn't mean it. 952 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:38,599 Let's not fight. 953 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,109 Vittorio's in his adolescence, 954 01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:45,238 he can finally go out with friends, have fun. 955 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,470 Believe me, it's all okay. 956 01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:06,314 Relax and concentrate, brotherhood unites us. 957 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,590 Today's objective is to fly, 958 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,036 fly together, 959 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,718 fly elsewhere, fly within. 960 01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:19,112 Doriana, thank you for inviting me. 961 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:20,799 It's nothing, dear. 962 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:24,196 I needed to relax a little. 963 01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,437 So, breathe. 964 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:30,990 Carlo and I were thinking: 965 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,431 why don't you come to the opening of Tosca with us ? 966 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,716 That's an opera, 967 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:40,350 the most important high-society event of the season. 968 01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:45,836 Don't say no, you must be our guests. 969 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,194 Thank you, Doriana, I'm honored. 970 01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:58,512 The whole family though, Ciro too. 971 01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:01,549 Ciro too ? 972 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:03,995 Where are you going ? Not without an appointment. 973 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,189 Miss! 974 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:18,949 - He wanted to kill my nephew. -Alberico is reckless... An olive ? 975 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:21,037 With a cocktail of drugs and alcohol. 976 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:24,113 Right, because Alberico is a thug. 977 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,639 Actually, 978 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,110 he's a coward, an animal, what's more... 979 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,272 he's a son of a bitch ! 980 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,750 What an exaggeration ! They're kids. 981 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,675 But it mustn't happen again, or I'll have to... 982 01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:42,152 Wait, Don Ciro... 983 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,957 Forgive me, I'm not sure the word "Don" is right, 984 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:49,476 I've never met such a powerful man, I don't know the etiquette, 985 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,432 but believe me, Don Ciro, 986 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,877 we're fond of you and your family. 987 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,397 I do a lot for my friends: 988 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,074 I promote them, give them new cars, 989 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,032 but I want 990 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,909 my friends to give me affection, 991 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,832 understanding and love. 992 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:11,272 My company is a safe refuge for your group's capital, 993 01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,599 if not, friends become enemies, 994 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:17,516 understand ? Crap ? 995 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:21,559 No. 996 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:29,830 Michele, I have something to tell you. 997 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,435 Me too. Who starts ? 998 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:36,510 Manetti gave me the national advertising campaign. 999 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,990 - Good. - I'm so happy. 1000 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:48,154 Hi, darling. 1001 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,635 - Come here. - In the middle ? 1002 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,430 - I have something important to say. - Me too. 1003 01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,352 I have something even more important: 1004 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:59,034 the Manettis have invited us to the Opera. 1005 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,397 I can't come. 1006 01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:04,154 You're wrong, they want you to come, too. 1007 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,470 With the Manettis ? Never. 1008 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,118 Ciro, it means a lot to me, 1009 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:12,079 I want to see Tosca with my whole family. 1010 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,635 Isn't going out for a pizza better ? 1011 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:17,394 They make a great pizza here. 1012 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,709 Are you kidding ? 1013 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,997 You still think the only good pizza is made in Naples ? 1014 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,110 Stop ! 1015 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:27,388 It's the season's biggest social event and you talk about pizza ? 1016 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,832 Everyone who counts will be there. 1017 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,397 Please, it's a dream for me. 1018 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,717 It's a dream for all of us. 1019 01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,911 She hates tutus. 1020 01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,876 Did she say that ? 1021 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,156 She's cute in jeans too. 1022 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,277 - Who is it ? - The verdict is imminent. 1023 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:29,914 Counselor ! 1024 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:34,153 Pack your bags, if you're acquitted, you return to Naples. 1025 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:38,359 If you're convicted, you go to prison, also in Naples. Happy ? 1026 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:42,792 I can't come, I'm seeing the opening of Tosca, the event of the season. 1027 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:45,150 What ? Are you crazy ? 1028 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,231 My sister needs me. 1029 01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:49,152 Conﬁrmed, you're crazy ! 1030 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:52,473 Mommy says you have to speak Italian and smile, 1031 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,359 even if you don't like the Manettis, okay ? 1032 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:57,916 Even if they bug you, okay ? 1033 01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:59,753 - I'm ready. - Let's see. 1034 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,197 - What if they call you "idiot" ? - I smile. 1035 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,749 - "Moron" ? - I smile. 1036 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:10,516 - "Bastard" ? - I smile. 1037 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:11,875 Good ! 1038 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,957 - Are you ready ? - Almost. 1039 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,839 "Redneck?" 1040 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,309 Redneck... 1041 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,109 How do I look ? 1042 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,952 I'm wearing these spikes just for your future. 1043 01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,799 You're beautiful ! 1044 01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:30,835 - Who's better, me or Florance ? - Florance. 1045 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,911 - Thanks. - You're not coming ? 1046 01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:35,959 I'm going out with Alberico, there's a party at a pub. 1047 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:44,914 Come with me ! 1048 01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:48,755 - Mommy, Uncle Ciro has become good ! - Meaning ? 1049 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:53,358 Let's say Daddy is Manetti and he offends you. 1050 01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:56,552 It's not a good idea. 1051 01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:59,390 C'mon, offend me. 1052 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,590 If you really want... 1053 01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:06,872 Swindler ! 1054 01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:09,839 More ! 1055 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:13,077 - Wretch ! - More ! 1056 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:15,434 Fairy ! 1057 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,750 - Fuck, it hurts! - Michele ! 1058 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:25,720 -Am I bleeding ? -A little. 1059 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:27,756 What a nice evening! 1060 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,750 It was just pretend and I got a head butt. 1061 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,595 - That's enough, he apologized. - Think about the real Manetti. 1062 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,791 Manetti called me a fairy. 1063 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,395 That was me, just pretending. 1064 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,710 Promise me you'll behave. 1065 01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,030 You'll promise, won't you ? 1066 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,799 - Have fun. - Remember, no drinking. 1067 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:53,679 - You remember too, Uncle. - Don't come home late. 1068 01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:05,519 Flash news: 1069 01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:09,753 a turning point in the Ciciarelli clan trial, 1070 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:13,555 where Ciro Cimmaruta is the defendant. Stay tuned. 1071 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,717 Mr. Mayor, good evening. 1072 01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:37,039 - Four tickets for Coso. - Coso ? 1073 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:38,952 Is that right ? 1074 01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,632 There are no invitations for Coso. 1075 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:47,875 - There's a mistake, check again. - I say there are none. 1076 01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:51,715 Don't force me to call someone, check again. 1077 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:54,030 Don't insist, they're not here. 1078 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,477 Ma'am, move aside. 1079 01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:58,719 No, 1080 01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:01,599 because I'm sure there's been a mistake. 1081 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:05,435 - It's a matter of minutes. - No, it's a matter of respect ! 1082 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,153 It's our right to enter, 1083 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:10,472 if you don't know who we are, that's your problem not ours. 1084 01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,199 Maybe, but you're not going in. 1085 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,996 - Let's go have knodel. - Knodel ? 1086 01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:20,119 - Spaetzle, something with speck. - Go have a pizza! 1087 01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:23,397 I said knodel, you can't make a decent pizza. 1088 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,473 - The redneck has spoken... - Calm down ! 1089 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,398 - What did he say ? - He's a hick ! 1090 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:32,195 - He said redneck, I heard right? -I heard him too. 1091 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,871 You can call your sister 'redneck' ! 1092 01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:37,588 That's enough, darling ! But you too... 1093 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:43,633 May lightnin' roast you, you idiot! 1094 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,833 She said lightning should burn you up, 1095 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:52,159 without leaving the least part of your shit figure intact. 1096 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,515 What do you think happened ? 1097 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:20,393 Nothing, 1098 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,318 it was a misunderstanding, 1099 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,590 I hope they weren't offended. 1100 01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:28,835 - Call them again. - No, I've called a thousand times. 1101 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:30,957 I'll see him in the office tomorrow. 1102 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:34,277 Please, call them again ! 1103 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,959 It's still off. 1104 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:48,034 Vittorio ? 1105 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:49,599 He's already here ? 1106 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,268 - Is everything okay ? - Sure, why ? 1107 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:58,150 You're back much earlier than we thought. 1108 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,712 - Did anything happen ? - No, a fantastic time, and you ? 1109 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:04,516 Us... a great evening! 1110 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:06,354 Night. 1111 01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,635 My father died in the Camorra, 1112 01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,115 my brother died in the Camorra, 1113 01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:29,238 and I, one day, "died" in the Camorra. 1114 01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,115 Carmela, ma'am, yesterday's was the last hearing 1115 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:41,551 and all the informers exonerated him. 1116 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:46,516 - I don't know this guy Ciro. - I think he's got no balls! 1117 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:49,112 Who the fuck is he ? 1118 01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,197 -Aren't you pleased ? - Very much. 1119 01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:53,396 Acquitted, not even a trial. 1120 01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:55,471 He must be a petty crook, 1121 01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:58,240 like we say, a small fish. 1122 01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:01,750 Honestly, your brother bragged about this thing. Mafia boss... 1123 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,116 - Like me saying I'm an inspector. - Don't you dare! 1124 01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:05,759 I don't know him! 1125 01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,677 I've never seen him. 1126 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:13,515 - Say hello to Don Ciro. - Thanks for the coffee, good bye. 1127 01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:18,072 When you prepare coffee, do you make a little pile ? 1128 01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:19,992 The hill? Yes. 1129 01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,397 That's why it's no good. 1130 01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:27,633 When you make coffee, you have to press it or it's no good. 1131 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,876 - Indeed ! - We'll go to the cafe, goodbye. 1132 01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:45,790 Coso, come with me. 1133 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:53,195 - My love, tell me! - My brother's been acquitted. 1134 01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:56,190 - Acquitted, really ? - Yes. 1135 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,317 Great news, we'll toast tonight. 1136 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:01,990 -Did they say what happened ? - The dungeon ? 1137 01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:04,312 Can you hear me ? 1138 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:07,719 It's all cleared up with Manetti, I'll explain tonight, 1139 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:09,473 I have to go. 1140 01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:12,599 Where are you taking me ? Do you know who I am ? 1141 01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:15,753 Does Marketing Director, Mr. Coso Michele ring a bell? 1142 01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:18,878 I'm Titina, the secretary on floor -3. 1143 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:21,277 This is your new office. 1144 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,554 Whatever you need, don't call me. 1145 01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,592 Give me the car keys. 1146 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,434 It's punishment for the bad advertising campaign ? 1147 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,315 I don't know ! 1148 01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,599 Thank you. 1149 01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,270 That asshole of a school principal 1150 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:25,233 Tell me why you boasted about being in the Camorra ? 1151 01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:31,630 I knew you couldn't be an animal like them. 1152 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:37,351 What gave you the idea ? Why ? 1153 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,994 Because I wanted to belong to something. 1154 01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:49,632 You belong to my family. 1155 01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:09,479 Ciro, Carmela, 1156 01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:12,997 get up, you'll get all dirty! 1157 01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:25,029 You bastard ! 1158 01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:28,438 Listen, Mr. Principal, you're not kicking us out, 1159 01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:31,672 we're leaving. There's a big difference. 1160 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:36,873 I've calmed down, but he's punishing you for a month-old fight. 1161 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:42,708 Let's tell Alberico to speak to the principal, he'll back you up. 1162 01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:45,190 He didn't let me into the party. 1163 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:49,794 What ? 1164 01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:55,155 - The tickets for Tosca ? - They weren't there. 1165 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:58,955 They've demoted me, moved me to the dungeon, taken the car... 1166 01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:02,955 How could I have put people in pea pods ? 1167 01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:04,679 -I like it. -What ? 1168 01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:06,592 Your ad ! It's cool, 1169 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:10,475 it gives the idea of warmth, home, protection. 1170 01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:11,636 Thank you. 1171 01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:13,714 You won. 1172 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,075 I'll ring and say it all, I'll say... 1173 01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:19,557 "Darling..." Better "honey"! 1174 01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:23,077 "Honey, the time's come to tell you 1175 01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:27,476 that I've been fired, nearly fired. 1176 01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:31,119 But it's right because I'm a piece of shit 1177 01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:35,394 who does shit ads, so be disgusted with me, walk all over me..." 1178 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,153 Don't overdo it ! 1179 01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:38,873 - Less ? - Yeah. 1180 01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:43,595 Come here. 1181 01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:45,549 Courage ! 1182 01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:54,800 Darling ! 1183 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:54,913 Darling ! 1184 01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:57,310 Manetti sends his love, another pay raise 1185 01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,590 and many compliments for the advertising campaign. 1186 01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:01,910 - The one with the peas ? - A toast ? 1187 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,397 To my family, 1188 01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:09,197 including Uncle Ciro, who's been acquitted. 1189 01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:14,357 What's wrong, you're not toasting ? 1190 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:22,359 To me, who's been fired... or nearly ! 1191 01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:24,472 A matter of hours. 1192 01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:27,515 To me who's been suspended ! 1193 01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:31,152 Good thing nothing's happened to me. 1194 01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:34,510 Coming! 1195 01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:50,798 - What's going on ? - Uncle's been acquitted. 1196 01:25:56,920 --> 01:26:00,515 What? What's your uncle got to do with Dad's job ? 1197 01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:04,998 What's the connection ? 1198 01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:07,879 Can you tell me ? What have you got to do with us ? 1199 01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:11,792 Why don't you say anything ? 1200 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:18,711 You knew it all the time and didn't say a word ? 1201 01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:24,312 You were right, it's hard to be truthful with those you love. 1202 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:23,068 As a child, you know... 1203 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:31,239 something's hurting you and you grit your teeth so you don't suffer, 1204 01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,590 because the moment you give in... 1205 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:41,519 you're scared you can't bear it. 1206 01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:48,998 Then you grow up... 1207 01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:56,795 and try not to feel the pain you felt as a child. 1208 01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:01,352 The moment comes when... 1209 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,877 you don't feel anything anymore 1210 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:08,839 and you get messed up, all messed up... 1211 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:14,554 You want the family you never had. 1212 01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:16,831 Yes, the perfect family. 1213 01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:20,718 What an idiot! 1214 01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:24,236 Poor kids, ruined by a half-crazy mother. 1215 01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:26,919 And their father ? 1216 01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:30,113 Ambitious, a dreamer... A loser! 1217 01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:36,759 But it was nice thinking we deserved it. 1218 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:42,553 An idiot and a loser, what parents ! 1219 01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,310 But we're perfect just like this. 1220 01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:35,350 - I made it myself. - It's compact, just howl like it. 1221 01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:40,710 Thanks for everything, Cristina! 1222 01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:45,639 My name's Carmela! 1223 01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:15,239 Vittorio, if I were God... 1224 01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:17,232 forget it ! 1225 01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:22,953 Time to eat ! 1226 01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:30,029 He was a rat, we shut him up! 1227 01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:32,840 A bear who blabs is a dead bear. 88556