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There are so many things in
life that I have control over.
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What music I listen to.
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How fast I drive.
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What dress I wear.
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I can walk down the street and
control who I choose to look at,
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who I find attractive,
or who I talk to.
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But what can't
be controlled is love.
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Who I fall in love with,
who falls in love with me...
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Or if anyone falls
in love with me.
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Every person that I pass on
the street could be the one,
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the one that will
sweep me off my feet.
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And every person that passes
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takes with them a
missed opportunity,
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and the happiness
that only love brings.
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The only true happiness
is found in something
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that I can't control.
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Love.
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The irony kind
of pisses me off.
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Not bad.
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Not great...
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But not bad.
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That's better.
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However, that all changed when
I met the man of my dreams..
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Norman.
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It's simply not possible,
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There's not a commercial
space in this city
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that's over twenty years
old that doesn't have
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some sort of code violation.
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Tell the inspector
we'll pay cash.
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That's called bribery.
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Is that a felony or just
a simple misdemeanor?
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Every code in the
city is cash driven!
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Tell him to put it in
escrow or we're moving on.
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Mr. Molino has made it
perfectly clear he's not in love
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with the asking until he gets
an independent inspection.
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He wants to shave
thirty percent off.
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Tell him we'll cut him in
on the Ross-Feinman deal
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and then we'll see
what he has to say
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about the codes.
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How are you in on Ross-Feinman?
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Wants to know what time you're
picking her up for dinner.
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And don't say you forgot.
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I confirmed your reservations
with you yesterday.
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I didn't forget about Dori,
I forgot about Cara.
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I'm supposed to go
to some bullshit art opening
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with her tonight.
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Cara's still in the picture?
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Yeah. It's complicated.
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Can you tell Dori,
I'm in a meeting-
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That only works so many times.
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And how many times
have I used it?
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'So many.' She's on line three.
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I'm sorry about this gentlemen.
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I've got to take this call.
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Hello?
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Are you ready for tonight?
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Dori. Hi.
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Uh, oh. Something's amiss.
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I can tell by your voice.
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There's nothing going on.
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You're flaking on me again.
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No, no, no... Of course not.
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Well, yeah. I sort of am.
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There's a big deal
closing and I'm not sure
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what time
I'm getting outta here.
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How about we just
do a mellow dinner?
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Get take out.
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And if you need to
take a call, then fine,
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you need to take a call.
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It'd be nice to
see you, that's all.
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I really want to see you too.
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Really?
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Of course.
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Of course.
Listen, I have to go.
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Tell you what.
I officially owe you one.
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I'll call you in a few days
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and we can get
together then, alright?
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Okay.
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Okay. See you soon.
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It's a little dicey around
four-thirty, you know?
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You figure out
the whole Dori thing?
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What? What?
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How long have you
been with her?
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Two months?
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First of all,
I am not with anyone.
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However, Dori and
I have been passing time
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for the last four weeks.
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Oh that's nice.
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And how long have you been
'passing time' with Cara?
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Cara and I broke up eons ago.
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Oh, right, I forgot.
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You're just screwing Cara to
her to help her get over you?
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Why are you busting my balls?
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Norman...
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You have to start
thinking like a big boy.
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Look... Dori's happy.
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Cara's happy. I'm happy.
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You're the only one
that's not happy.
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Come on...
Feel 'the happy', man.
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I'm just saying...
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Dori, hi.
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Another complication.
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I'm sorry for bugging you.
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I was just thinking that maybe,
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after your deal closes,
that you might want to-
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if you're not too tired,
maybe you'd want to come over
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and celebrate?
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I'll wear that little red
thing that you like so much.
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I think I may have
tweaked my hip flexor.
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Well, I'll just have
to be on top next time.
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Finding you has been...
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such a relief.
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Too much wine.
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What is it that you always say?
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The more drunk I get the
better looking you get?
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That's it.
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I certainly don't
need to be drunk.
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You could use a
couple of shots though.
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Come on, Dori.
Don't sell yourself short.
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You're beautiful.
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Do you really mean that?
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Of course.
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Look into my eyes and
tell me I'm beautiful.
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You guys are both beautiful.
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What am I going to do with you?
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Let's go away up north.
Just you and me.
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My Grandpa Ed has a place
in the mountains.
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He never uses it.
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I wish I could, but I can't.
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Oh... Come on. It'll be fun.
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It's in the middle of nowhere.
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It'll be a great escape
from all the hustle and bustle.
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I'd never be able
to take the time off work.
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You own the company.
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You can take all
the time off you want.
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It sounds really good.
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But I have two deals
closing this weekend.
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Maybe I didn't
make myself clear.
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I'm asking you nicely.
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Would you please come
away up North with me?
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Maybe we should take a
little time to think about this?
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Please?
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Please, please, pretty please?
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With Dori on top?
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Wow!
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Please?
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Romeo?
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You know you can't go
away for a week with her.
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It's not a week.
It's a long weekend.
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You really drink that stuff?
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You can't really be this naive.
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What?
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Dori thinks
she's your girlfriend.
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I guarantee that she's
telling all her gal pals
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about how her great new
boyfriend is so special
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and she maybe
has found Mr. Right.
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Dori's not like that.
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She's well travelled.
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International.
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I've never said
anything to indicate that
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this relationship is serious.
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You said you'd
go away with her.
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That's saying it.
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Seriously? There is a
coffee maker over there.
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We don't have soy.
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Look. Some people
like to lease cars
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and some people
like to buy them.
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And my lease with Dori
is up in a few weeks.
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I wash my hands
clean of all this.
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Oh shit, I forgot to call Cara.
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Are those really real?
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So now do you think I should
give up like you did?
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I didn't think so.
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Hey... I'm a
happily married man.
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Really?
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Are you really happily married?
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Because I have never met
a happily married couple.
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My folks being at
the top of that list.
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Cara!
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Hi!
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You did?
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That is so funny.
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You're wrong.
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About the coffee.
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God I just love this song.
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It's so romantic.
Don't you think?
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My heart is floating.
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I'm surprised such
an expensive car
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doesn't have one of
these things built into it.
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It's not a car. It's a Porsche.
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That is so typical of a man.
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What is?
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Drooling over a car.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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- A Porsche.
- Thank you.
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I'm reading this book
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called 'The Twelve Steps
to a Happy New Year.'
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Of course you are.
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What?
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He's a really smart guy.
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Dr. Fisher says that 'Men
have a more difficult time
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expressing their emotions
than women do.'
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You mean we don't
cry all the time.
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I can try and make
you cry if you want?
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So rather than expressing
their emotions to a person,
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they'll express them
to something else.
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A sports team, a stereo...
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A car...
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Something that
can't respond back.
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So it's a woman's responsibility
in a relationship
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to show the man how to get
in touch with his emotions.
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Dr. Fisher calls it
"Guerrilla Training."
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It's a really good book.
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Okay.
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Norman, relax.
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You have nothing to
worry about with me.
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So do you want to listen
to our song one more time?
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Knock yourself out.
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Come on. Hurry.
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Hey?
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Wait up.
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You gotta see this.
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See what?
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Shh.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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Look at it.
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Yeah.
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When I was little I used to
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imagine that...
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all my fears were
in the belly of the sun
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and when the sun
would finally go down,
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my fears would go down with it.
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Do you know what
I was afraid of?
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No.
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Being alone.
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I love this place.
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I used to come
here for the summer
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with my Grandpa Ed.
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He has a soft serve ice
cream machine out in back
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and we would sit
on the front porch
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and eat ice cream
cones all day.
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What's your flavor?
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Ohh, I don't know.
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Mint chip, maybe.
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You don't look like
a mint chipper.
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What am I then?
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You're more of a Pralines
and Cream type person.
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Pralines and Cream...
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I think they're sexy.
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It's not bad.
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Rub your fingers
through my hair.
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That feels good.
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Do you know what today is?
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Friday.
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Funny.
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It's our anniversary.
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Our anniversary?
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It was two months ago
today that you hired me.
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And as I recall, just three
days later that you...
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fired me.
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And fire you I did. Twice.
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You violated some
federal labor law I think.
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I think I violated
more than that.
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Two whole months!
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You know, 'The Twelve Steps
to a Happy New Year'...
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00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,432
It says that if you can make it
through all of the holidays
267
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,968
with someone
you've found your mate.
268
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,004
Really?
269
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,705
Yup.
270
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,041
And if you can survive
New Year's Eve
271
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,110
then that says it all.
272
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,615
That Dr. Fisher. I tell ya.
273
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,984
We've only got Groundhog
Day under our belt.
274
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,653
President's Day, too, I think.
275
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,488
That doesn't really
count, though.
276
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,291
Father's Day is coming up.
277
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,760
Ooh, it's been a long,
long day.
278
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,396
We should hit the-
279
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,364
It's late. We should?
280
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,000
How do you feel?
281
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,735
I feel?
282
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:41,139
A little bloated
from the pasta...
283
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,274
I'm not really an Alfredo guy.
284
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,710
No. I mean about me? About us?
285
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:53,151
You feel our connection, right?
286
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,286
You know, it's hard for me
to think that I'd be here
287
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,689
if we didn't have
some sort of connection.
288
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,757
Yeah. Some feeling,
somewhere. Right?
289
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:04,295
I mean, we have fun together
and you make me laugh.
290
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,396
Make you laugh?
291
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,231
Yeah. You make me laugh.
292
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,334
Is that so wrong?
Is that so bad?
293
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,370
Make you laugh how?
294
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,707
I dunno. Like 'Hardy har har.'
295
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,343
Well then laugh it up,
Mr. Backer! Laugh it up!
296
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,211
I'll show you who's
the funny one around here.
297
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,313
Who's laughing now, huh?
298
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,415
What's so funny now?
299
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,086
I'll teach you to mess with me.
300
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,254
Guerrilla training my ass!
301
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,322
I am Kong.
302
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,424
I love you.
303
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,595
I can't believe
I just said that.
304
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,530
But I do. I said it.
305
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,866
I love you! I love you!
306
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,874
I love you, Norman.
307
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:58,750
You're not going
to say it back?
308
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,789
We've had a lot to drink.
309
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,358
Ah come on,
where are you going?
310
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,494
I shouldn't have said it!
311
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,096
I'm such an idiot!
312
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,432
Listen, you're over reacting.
313
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,134
It's no big deal
that you said that.
314
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,268
No big deal?
315
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,636
A woman tells you
that she loves you
316
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,838
and you say it's "no big deal"?
317
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,708
Listen, I'm just saying
I'm alright with you saying it.
318
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,810
I'm okay that you said it.
319
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,147
So you're okay that I love you?
320
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,785
If you're okay with it
and just having a hard time
321
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,186
telling me, that's okay.
322
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,288
I can help you.
323
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:42,260
I want you to look deep within
yourself when I ask you this.
324
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,695
Okay?
325
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,531
Do you love me?
326
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:50,802
Come on...
327
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,804
Oh my God! What is my problem?
328
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,405
Why do I keep doing
this to myself?
329
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,406
Why?! You know what?
330
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,507
Forget what I said
about loving you.
331
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,576
Forget it!
332
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,144
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to bed!
333
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,913
Dori, let's not get
all crazy, alright?
334
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,681
Your bedroom is upstairs,
down the hall!
335
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:07,885
The sheets are in the wash!
Happy anniversary, asshole!
336
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,462
Holy fucking shit.
337
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,525
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
338
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,561
Did you sleep okay?
339
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,596
Yeah, I suppose. Considering.
340
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,632
Sorry, you won't find any
reception way out here.
341
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,468
Have a seat.
Breakfast is almost ready.
342
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,304
What kind of juice
do you like? Apple or orange?
343
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,273
Whichever is fine.
344
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,808
Orange it is.
345
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,712
Uh oh... are you still
upset about last night?
346
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,614
Yeah. I'd rather
just forget about it.
347
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,882
It never happened.
348
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,450
Oh, we need to talk about it.
349
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:47,952
It was our first argument
and how we handle it
350
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,388
will set the foundation
for our relationship.
351
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,523
It's critical we deal
with this carefully.
352
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,325
Now, I think we can
both agree that alcohol
353
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,627
played a big roll
in our actions.
354
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,996
However, I, for one,
am not going to use
355
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,531
that as an excuse.
356
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,401
Albert! Play nicely with Dolly!
357
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,269
So, with that said, Norman,
358
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:08,372
I am really sorry for
what happened last night.
359
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,343
That felt better.
360
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,744
How about you?
361
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,585
Dori, what's the
deal with the kids?
362
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,589
My eggs! I hope you're hungry.
363
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,891
I've fixed my world
famous Denver omelette.
364
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,359
To be honest,
it's not really mine.
365
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,360
It's my Grandpa Ed's...
366
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,395
It's a secret family recipe.
367
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,997
Oh, what the hell,
I can tell you.
368
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,967
I use Canadian bacon
instead of ham.
369
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,002
Albert!
370
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,704
Stop riling up your sister.
371
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,339
You know she's got asthma!
372
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,908
I find Canadian bacon holds
its flavor better than ham.
373
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,643
Here. Take a bite.
374
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,446
I'm anxious to see
what you think.
375
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:52,383
This is not really
the weekend I had in mind.
376
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,385
Let's not forget
our manners, Norman.
377
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,721
Those kids...
They don't have a father.
378
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,389
I figured it would be nice
to bring them up here
379
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,624
so they can enjoy the place.
380
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,992
That's very charitable of you,
381
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,327
but did you have
to pick this weekend?
382
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,795
- You've got a little something.
- - Jesus, Dori. Listen.
383
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,397
I gave up a lot to be here.
384
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,532
The least you could do is
tell me we'd be babysitting
385
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,635
someone's kids.
386
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,739
Hey Mom, when's breakfast?
387
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,841
It's ready. Go wash up.
388
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,047
Aren't they adorable?
389
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,017
Mommy! Albert is playing
with his food.
390
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,052
Shut up!
391
00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,087
Mommy! Albert said a bad word.
392
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,122
"Shut" is not a bad word.
'Shit' is.
393
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,124
Albert, what did I say
about your language?
394
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,727
Now both of you
eat your breakfast.
395
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,595
Hi. I'm Albert.
396
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:12,897
Norman.
397
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,965
Nice to finally meet you.
398
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:19,837
How are you with percentages?
399
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,005
What?
400
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,973
Do you know your percentages?
401
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:26,510
I'm doing them
in school right now.
402
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,779
Yeah, I know my percentages.
403
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,581
Do you know them,
404
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,617
know them as in 'real world'
application know them?
405
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,422
Be nice, Albert.
406
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:41,025
Mom! I've got
a boatload of homework.
407
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,994
If this guy's shaky on his
percentages then I gotta know.
408
00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:49,166
I told you that
I know my percentages.
409
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,235
What more do you want?
410
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:57,141
Are you done with
your Denver omelette?
411
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,809
Sure.
412
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,978
Isn't Dolly a good girl?
413
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,380
The best.
414
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,916
You know, Mom, this isn't
really a Denver omelets
415
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,952
because you're not using ham.
416
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:10,054
I am using ham,
just not American ham.
417
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,524
I'm using Canadian ham.
418
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,192
Where's Canada?
419
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,660
North.
420
00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:19,764
Like by the North Pole?
Next to Santa Claus?
421
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:23,634
Yeah, sure. Right up
next to Old St. Nick.
422
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,035
Oh, thank you for reminding me.
423
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,104
Dude. You're lying.
424
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,540
What are you talking about?
425
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:30,975
You know what
I'm talking about?
426
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,510
Santa Claus...
427
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:33,844
What's wrong with Santa Claus?
428
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,946
Norman!
429
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,048
I didn't say anything.
430
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,786
Jesus god?
431
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,057
Why don't you two
go outside and play?
432
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:49,994
Can we give Norman
his surprises first?
433
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,229
Oh, I suppose we can.
434
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,165
I'll get the balloon
and the presents.
435
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,267
I'm gonna get my special card.
436
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:03,107
Happy Valentine's Day!
437
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,942
Valentine's Day, Dori?
438
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,110
I know, I know.
439
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,978
A holiday created
by Madison Avenue.
440
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,713
But I can't help myself.
441
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,615
I'm a hopeless romantic.
442
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:17,221
Don't worry if you forgot.
443
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,126
You wanna go give
Norman his card?
444
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,094
I made this for you in class.
445
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:27,631
And I made this for you with
the help of American Express.
446
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,300
I wanna open it!
No! I wanna open it!
447
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,368
Careful. Careful.
448
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:34,905
Ooo, pretty.
449
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:37,842
Look Albert, a sparkly bear!
450
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,944
It goes right over here.
451
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,250
And I know what
you're thinking...
452
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,852
That it's June.
453
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:51,155
But all the men are wearing
these things too now.
454
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:55,326
They're all the rage.
455
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,294
It's okay. You can go
outside and play now.
456
00:24:57,296 --> 00:25:00,598
Finally. This guy is so boring.
457
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:05,736
So, what do you think?
458
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:08,739
I uh... wow! So many questions.
459
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:09,974
What? You don't like the kids?
460
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:11,709
So many questions.
461
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,177
I know you might
think this is crazy.
462
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,812
And maybe I went about
introducing them
463
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,213
the wrong way, but...
464
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:19,750
Those are my kids,
and they are part of me.
465
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:21,619
I'm sorry I didn't
tell you sooner
466
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:24,655
but I was just afraid
of how you'd react.
467
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,124
Aww, come on. Look at us.
468
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:30,694
A young couple, nice house,
a couple of kids,
469
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,096
just one thing missing...
470
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:37,601
I got you. You should've
seen your face! Priceless.
471
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:40,638
Boy, you are a nut!
A bona fide nut!
472
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,973
So you'll stay?
473
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,075
Dori. You can't expect me
to get excited about -
474
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,777
excited...
475
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,114
The kids go to bed early.
476
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,715
They do?
477
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,817
Yes. They do.
478
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,321
How early?
479
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:59,356
Real early.
480
00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:00,691
Real early?
481
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,727
Real, real, real early.
482
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,634
Dori?
483
00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:13,370
Yes?
484
00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,673
How did the kids get here?
485
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:20,911
So this is Grandpa Ed
and Grandma Edna.
486
00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:43,067
Dori says you sell houses.
487
00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,268
That's nice.
488
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,170
A realtor? What is that?
489
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,072
A six weeks of school
before they give you
490
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:50,240
a crappy red jacket?
491
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:52,376
I have a B.S. in finance.
492
00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:54,178
B.S. is right.
493
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:57,014
Norman buys homes whose
loans have been defaulted on
494
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,415
then he renovates
before reselling.
495
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:00,284
It's very profitable.
496
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,922
What do you do with the
family that's defaulted?
497
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:06,924
Um? What?
498
00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:09,360
I mean what do you
with the families
499
00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:11,729
that no longer have a home?
500
00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:13,130
Yeah. What do you do with them?
501
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:16,934
Um, well, that's not
really my responsibility.
502
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:20,804
Making someone homeless
isn't your responsibility?
503
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,940
Well it doesn't
exactly work that way.
504
00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,475
If you don't have a
home you're homeless.
505
00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:27,344
How exactly is it
supposed to work?
506
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,079
You know, Norman, you should
really think about trying
507
00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,482
to find these families homes.
508
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:34,184
Noted.
509
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:38,288
So what are your intentions?
510
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:40,224
Come again?
511
00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:42,259
Your game plan, son.
512
00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:45,362
What the hell's your game
plan when it comes to Dori?
513
00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:49,366
Um, to be honest
514
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,202
we're not really
technically boyfriend and...
515
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:55,139
We just celebrated our
two month anniversary.
516
00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,141
Oh! Congratulations!
517
00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,109
Anniversaries are such a hoot.
518
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:03,347
So you both are intimate
with each another already.
519
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,182
That's always fun.
520
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,017
Grandma!
521
00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:14,358
Dr. Fisher says
that a robust sex life
522
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:18,295
can lead to a long
and loving relationship.
523
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:21,331
And he wasn't just talking
about heavy petting, neither.
524
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,000
He was talking
about actual penetration
525
00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:25,002
and a whole lot of it.
526
00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:28,105
Ed penetrates me all the time.
527
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,345
What the hell
were you thinking?
528
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:36,780
What I was thinking was
that it would be nice
529
00:28:36,782 --> 00:28:38,015
for you to meet the family.
530
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,850
I didn't even know you had
a family until ten minutes ago.
531
00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:41,819
Everybody has a family.
Jesus Christ, Dori.
532
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,954
A relationship is a give
and take proposition.
533
00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:45,422
You can't just have
sex from a woman
534
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,157
and expect to give
something in return.
535
00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:49,460
What on earth are
you talking about?
536
00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:51,895
You know very well Albert is
struggling with percentages.
537
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,797
He could use your help.
538
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,299
Oh, you need my math skills?
539
00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,835
Listen! Dori,
you're a lovely girl.
540
00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:59,436
And I'm sure you're going to
make someone very happy one day.
541
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:01,138
But man o' man,
you need some fucking
542
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,673
big time professional help.
543
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:09,346
That song?
It's about a stalker.
544
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:12,149
And Pralines and Cream?
It's disgusting.
545
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:15,319
So have a nice day,
an even better life.
546
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:18,555
I'll see you on the other side.
547
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,224
What the?
548
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,925
What happened
to my steering wheel?
549
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:22,926
What?
550
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:26,296
What the fuck happened
to my steering wheel?
551
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:27,464
Your language, Norman.
552
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,933
Where's my fucking
steering wheel!
553
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,236
Oh boy. We have some
degenerate teenagers in town-
554
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,505
You sawed off
my steering wheel!
555
00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:36,206
Are you accusing
me of stealing?
556
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:38,408
I'm accusing you of
being out of your mind!
557
00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:40,944
You know how much this
is going to cost me?
558
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,447
I'll go find Grandpa, see if he
can give you a ride into town.
559
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:44,982
There's a general store there.
560
00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,483
A general store?
561
00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:49,086
This is a fucking Porsche
not a stage coach!
562
00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:50,220
They have lots of stuff.
563
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:53,323
You'd be surprised.
564
00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:56,126
'Keep it together.
Where's my phone.
565
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,228
Fuck! My phone's inside'
566
00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:09,907
Oh yes! Yes, yes, yes!
567
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:12,442
Come on?
568
00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:13,510
Okay Andrew, pick up.
569
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,612
Pick up Andrew. Pick up.
570
00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:22,252
Hola, que tal?
571
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,253
Oh thank God.
572
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:26,123
This chick is out of her gourd.
573
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,124
Mom?
574
00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:28,158
Is that you?
575
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,260
Stop fucking around.
576
00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:32,129
It sounds like you're in a well.
577
00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:34,932
More like
another planet. Listen..
578
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:38,101
Dori. She's a
complete whack job.
579
00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:40,537
Oh, Dori, right.
How's that going?
580
00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:43,173
Uh. Well, she's crazy, man.
581
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:45,409
Are we talking "takes it
in the two-hole" crazy?
582
00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:47,244
Skye, not too far.
583
00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:50,147
Or "brings a friend
into bed" crazy?
584
00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:53,083
More like sawing off my
steering wheels crazy.
585
00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:56,453
Nah. Can't hear you.
586
00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:59,556
Dori thinks today
is Valentine's Day.
587
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:03,427
Did you say she thinks
today is 'Valentine's Day'?
588
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,929
Yeah. She's got hearts
all over the house.
589
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:06,997
It's June.
590
00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:08,532
That's what I said.
591
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,301
Karma's a bitch
592
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:12,669
don't say that word, honey.
593
00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:14,538
Yeah, you know what?
Your sympathy is heart-warming.
594
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,440
Well what do you want to hear?
595
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,175
You leave me with all the work.
596
00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:19,710
That's not a very
kind thing to do.
597
00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:22,179
Oh my god?
598
00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:24,381
Dude, this shit is
getting weirder by the minute.
599
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,383
You gotta get yourself up here.
600
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,585
Eh. Back in the well.
Can't hear ya.
601
00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,354
Get yourself up here!
602
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,222
Well where's up here?
603
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,092
Who are you talking to?
604
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:37,661
Just checking
my voice-mail on speaker.
605
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,973
And I can see how
a lot of men can feel...
606
00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:51,074
Well... Cramped,
607
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,610
or even trapped,
in a relationship.
608
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,345
I don't blame them.
609
00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,481
Some girls, my God,
they expect their boyfriends
610
00:31:57,483 --> 00:32:01,051
to give up everything
to be with them.
611
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,086
Not me.
612
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,489
I understand the need
for Saturday night poker
613
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,090
with the guys.
614
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:10,727
"Don't smother your man",
that's what I always say.
615
00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:16,767
Just let me love you, Norman.
616
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,368
Let us love you.
617
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,770
Is that so hard?
618
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:20,272
Ouch!
619
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,545
That looks like it hurt.
620
00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,647
Are you okay?
621
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:33,417
What the fuck is going on here?
622
00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:34,451
It's Easter!
623
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,253
Don't use that language
in front of the kids.
624
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:38,755
Fuck you and your kids!
Untie my hands.
625
00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,190
Kids, leave the room.
626
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:41,291
I wanna watch.
627
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:46,396
Let's go wake up Grandpa up
and find some Easter eggs!
628
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,771
You're getting yourself
into big trouble.
629
00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:57,074
You've gone too far, Dori.
630
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,678
I'm calling the cops.
631
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:02,846
What are you doing?
632
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:04,614
Do you know how hard
it is for a woman
633
00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:06,550
with two kids
to meet a decent guy,
634
00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:09,152
let alone have him
fall in love with her?
635
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:11,355
Try E-fucking-Harmony.
636
00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:12,556
When a guy first meets a girl
637
00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:16,193
he's all, 'You're so
beautiful, la, la, la.'
638
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:18,528
Then the girl gets
excited and thinks,
639
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:22,132
'He might be the
one, la, la, la.'
640
00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:24,167
Then she lets her guard
down, invites him in,
641
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,702
cooks for him, cleans for him,
642
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:30,440
swallows for him, la, la, la.
643
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:32,843
Then he sees the kids and POOF!
644
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:33,844
He's gone.
645
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:36,213
La. La. La.
646
00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,448
You never even told
me you had kids.
647
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,450
Had I told you then you
would have never said 'yes'
648
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:43,653
to coming up here, right?
649
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,756
That's what I thought.
650
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:52,195
See, the problem with men is
that they tend to react more
651
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,731
to the situation
rather than the person.
652
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,833
You should fall in love
with the person regardless
653
00:33:56,835 --> 00:34:00,337
of the situation.
654
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:03,206
Now, you might be
asking yourself,
655
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:06,209
'How do I get to know someone?'
656
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,344
Good question.
657
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:10,447
That's where
Dr. Fisher comes in.
658
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:13,450
In 'The Twelve Steps to a
Happy New Year' he says that...
659
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:15,218
'Different holidays naturally
660
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,320
evoke different
emotions in people.
661
00:34:17,322 --> 00:34:19,623
It's important to experience
all of those emotions
662
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:22,459
in order to really
get to know someone.'
663
00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:32,269
Now obviously you're not a
big fan of Valentine's Day...
664
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:35,372
But what's not to
love about Easter?
665
00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:41,645
Enough is enough!
666
00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:43,780
This is insane!
667
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:46,583
Is he ready? Can we come in?
668
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,785
Okay kids. It's time.
669
00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:50,387
Oh yeah?
670
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:51,688
There's one!
671
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,824
Here's an orange one!
672
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:55,659
I found it!
673
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,794
No wait. It's mine!
674
00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:00,864
Hey kids, no fighting
on Easter. Alright?
675
00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:04,734
How's he doing?
676
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:07,704
Needless to say,
the honeymoon's over.
677
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:10,540
And now the real work begins.
678
00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:16,813
You people need
major fucking help!
679
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,382
Your language, Norman...
680
00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:21,384
My language, Dori? Blow me!
681
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:23,286
Mom!
682
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,422
Grandpa never asked
if he could use my bat.
683
00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:26,723
Now I'm sure
Grandpa didn't mean
684
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:28,358
to take it without
your permission.
685
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,659
I certainly did not.
686
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:31,661
And I'm sorry.
687
00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:34,764
Oh my goodness.
I almost forgot my pie.
688
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,228
I see snow on the
table, Grandma.
689
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:06,329
Whoops!
690
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:09,232
Thank you for reminding
me about my manners, dear.
691
00:36:09,234 --> 00:36:11,001
You're welcome.
692
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:14,804
Dori, what did you do
differently with this chicken?
693
00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:15,872
I changed the marinade.
694
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,541
I used lemon and
garlic this time.
695
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,876
Oh. It's simply wonderful.
696
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:22,345
How do you like it, Norman?
697
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:25,849
So many times I would try
to do something fancy
698
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:28,952
and I would ruin
the taste of the meat.
699
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,855
I've tasted something
like this before.
700
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,357
But I can't remember when.
701
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:38,328
It was Jackie's seventy
eighth birthday party.
702
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:39,629
That's right.
703
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:42,499
The village threw a
party and it was catered.
704
00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:44,768
Chirpin Chicken!
705
00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:46,970
Oh, Ed. Don't be a putz.
706
00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:49,072
Chirpin Chicken!?
707
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,680
Are you sure you
don't want anything to eat?
708
00:36:56,682 --> 00:37:00,517
It's organic.
709
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:03,553
No dinner. No desert.
710
00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:09,459
That's right.
No dinner, no dessert.
711
00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:12,362
Was it Rhonda's Rotisserie?
712
00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,464
I don't think so.
713
00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:19,536
Mommy, he stuck
his tongue out at me!
714
00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:23,940
Now, would you please have
a little something to eat.
715
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:27,377
How can I be expected to eat
if I can't use my hands?
716
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:28,945
Albert can feed you.
717
00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,314
Yeah. Open up.
718
00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:32,749
Come on. Open up!
719
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:33,850
I wanna feed him!
720
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,552
No! I get to! Mom!
721
00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,686
Mom!
722
00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,088
Hey, hey - kids!
723
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:41,324
I know! It was Conrad's
Crispy Catered Chicken.
724
00:37:41,326 --> 00:37:43,393
Conrad died in ninety three.
725
00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,495
It was ninety five...
I remember.
726
00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:48,598
I wanna feed him!
727
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,599
No! I get to!
728
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,600
- Mom!
- Kids!
729
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,935
I am a grown man.
730
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,770
I refuse to be fed by a child!
731
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:54,804
I remember!
732
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:58,908
It was Billy's Broiled,
Shake and Baked Chicken!
733
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,043
That was it!
734
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,444
I remember that.
735
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,848
Dolly's having an attack!
Dolly's having an attack!
736
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,650
Grab her inhaler
in the drawer. Hurry!
737
00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:08,551
Hurry Grandpa! Quickly!
738
00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:10,654
It's gonna be okay.
739
00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:13,690
It's okay.
740
00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,825
Here, dear.
741
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,594
It's okay. It's okay.
742
00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:19,529
Would you help me
get her ready for bed?
743
00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:21,097
I'll draw her a bath.
744
00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:22,699
It's okay.
745
00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:30,707
It's okay. It's okay.
746
00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:40,483
Here comes the plane.
747
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,751
Open up!
748
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:48,024
- Oh come on...
- It's so good.
749
00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,126
Come on! Come on!
750
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,528
Come on!
751
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:06,836
Who are you people?!
752
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:07,971
You're all crazy!
753
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:13,510
You're... psychos!
754
00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:19,115
Maniacs! All of you!
755
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:22,085
I'm going to have
all of you arrested!
756
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:31,594
Please? For god sakes,
somebody help me.
757
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,697
I gotta go - I gotta pee?
758
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:42,172
Thank god...
I gotta take a piss.
759
00:40:42,174 --> 00:40:44,073
Who is it? Who's there?
Albert, is that you?
760
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:45,708
Help me up.
761
00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,243
What is wrong with you?
762
00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:49,012
The children need their sleep.
763
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,114
Now you show
some consideration.
764
00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,991
Now go back to sleep.
765
00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:43,967
Morning. Hey hon. Is he up?
766
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,001
Not yet.
767
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:48,771
I cut the chain to forty feet.
768
00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:52,609
Yeah. That feels about right.
769
00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:54,410
Eww. Yuck!
770
00:41:56,213 --> 00:41:58,314
Watch it kids.
Norman had an accident.
771
00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,884
Ha ha! He wet his pants!
772
00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:06,589
Oh good. You're awake.
773
00:42:06,591 --> 00:42:08,892
I made breakfast.
774
00:42:08,894 --> 00:42:11,261
I can heat some leftovers
up for you if you want.
775
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,298
I'm only going to ask you once.
776
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:18,401
Do you want breakfast or not?
777
00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:20,670
Yes.
778
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:22,872
Yes, what?
779
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,707
Yes, please.
780
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,911
Remember kids.
Always say 'please'
781
00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:29,946
Okay!
782
00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:31,881
I think it's Daddy time.
783
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,183
Let's all wish Norman
a happy Father's Day!
784
00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:35,752
Happy Father's Day!
785
00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:38,421
Happy Father's Day!
786
00:42:40,758 --> 00:42:42,191
I wanna play baseball.
787
00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:43,993
I wanna play beauty salon.
788
00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:45,061
Remember kids,
this is Daddy's day.
789
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,463
So he gets to do
whatever he wants.
790
00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:51,434
Good. Because I wanna kill
each and every one of you.
791
00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:57,106
How about a special
Thanksgiving dinner
792
00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,175
to celebrate the occasion?
793
00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:01,210
That's a fucking great idea.
794
00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:03,046
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Father's Day!
795
00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:51,334
Time for daddy to go bye-bye.
796
00:48:34,544 --> 00:48:35,645
I'm scared.
797
00:48:35,647 --> 00:48:38,014
Jesus! You scared the shi-
798
00:48:38,016 --> 00:48:39,982
You scared me.
799
00:48:39,984 --> 00:48:41,450
You're scared too? Good.
800
00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:46,055
Help me find Nibbles
and we won't be scared.
801
00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:49,025
Nibbles?
802
00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:50,459
Nibbles? Who's Nibbles?
803
00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:54,130
One of mommy's old
boyfriend's gave him to me.
804
00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:56,699
He makes me not so scared.
805
00:48:56,701 --> 00:48:58,501
Your mom's boyfriend?
806
00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:01,437
I think his name
was Eric or something.
807
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:04,373
Who's Eric?
What happened to him?
808
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:07,476
Mom keeps all that
stuff in the closet.
809
00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:26,195
Who does all
this stuff belong to?
810
00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:28,297
Other men that
Mom has brought home.
811
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:32,068
She keeps on to find daddies
but they always keep on leaving.
812
00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:35,471
One time, told me
that he saw mommy
813
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,807
and this man napping
naked together.
814
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:42,044
And Mommy told me that when
grown-ups nap naked together
815
00:49:42,046 --> 00:49:45,181
that means
they love each other.
816
00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:48,417
Have you napped
naked with girls?
817
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:50,486
Yeah. I have.
818
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,622
How many times?
819
00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:56,726
Let's just say I like
to take a lot of naps.
820
00:49:56,728 --> 00:49:58,494
Look there's Mommy
with white hair.
821
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,629
Doesn't she look pretty.
822
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:02,498
How long ago were these
pictures taken?
823
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,234
I don't know.
I wasn't born yet.
824
00:50:05,236 --> 00:50:07,470
She gave all of these men
825
00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:11,374
little sparkly
bears like yours.
826
00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:12,641
All of them?
827
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:15,711
Yes. She says it's like
giving them her heart.
828
00:50:19,116 --> 00:50:20,683
What happened to them?
829
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:23,319
I don't know. We always
play the 'voting game'
830
00:50:23,321 --> 00:50:26,322
on News Year's Eve.
831
00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:27,556
Voting game?
832
00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:29,425
Like Survivor.
833
00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:31,694
Have you seen
'The Biggest Loser?'
834
00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,230
Those people are so fat!
835
00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:35,131
They are?
836
00:50:35,133 --> 00:50:39,201
I like fat people.
They're funny.
837
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:42,838
After the voting game,
I think they just go home!
838
00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:51,213
Norman? Where are you going?
839
00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:53,315
Where are you going, Norman?
840
00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,754
Norman, don't leave.
841
00:50:58,756 --> 00:51:00,790
I'm going over here, Dolly.
842
00:51:00,792 --> 00:51:02,725
I'm going right
over here, Dolly.
843
00:51:12,502 --> 00:51:15,171
Mommy gets really sad
when the men leave.
844
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:17,239
She sometimes even cries.
845
00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:19,508
Why would someone keep
Mommy's heart
846
00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:21,911
if they don't love her anymore.
847
00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,746
It's complicated, Dolly.
848
00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:26,182
Sometimes grown ups
do silly things
849
00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:27,516
that don't make any sense.
850
00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:30,719
You'd give back the
bear, wouldn't you?
851
00:51:30,721 --> 00:51:31,787
I would.
852
00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:34,557
I only want mommy
to have a husband
853
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:36,192
so I can just have a daddy.
854
00:51:36,194 --> 00:51:37,560
That's all.
855
00:51:37,562 --> 00:51:39,195
Don't worry, Dolly.
856
00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:40,429
It'll happen someday.
857
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,430
Really?
858
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:42,431
Yeah.
859
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,667
Yes. You deserve a good daddy.
860
00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:47,736
Thank you Norman, I love you.
861
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:12,354
Hey! Wait! No! Stop!
862
00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:14,890
Grandpa stop!
863
00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,325
He was running!
864
00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:17,359
Dori, listen to me.
865
00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:18,394
I get this.
866
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:19,862
I get where this is going.
867
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,530
Stop! Stop!
868
00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:30,806
It's all beginning
to make sense, okay.
869
00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:34,510
You've had a rough
go of it with men.
870
00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:36,612
What did Dolly tell you?
871
00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:39,982
Nothing, really.
872
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:43,719
I mean nothing
I didn't already know.
873
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,754
I saw the boxes, Dori.
874
00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:47,990
You're just thinking
about Albert and Dolly.
875
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:49,925
I get that.
876
00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,694
You're just trying to do
what's right for them.
877
00:53:51,696 --> 00:53:53,929
And guys like me? Guys like us?
878
00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:56,966
You know, we...
879
00:53:56,968 --> 00:53:58,934
We've never made
it easy for you.
880
00:53:58,936 --> 00:54:01,537
We're never thinking
with our right heads.
881
00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:03,872
We're selfish, and we
forget there's emotions
882
00:54:03,874 --> 00:54:05,608
wrapped up in this stuff.
883
00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:08,777
And we don't realize that
we can hurt people's feelings,
884
00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:11,480
and believe me...
If I've hurt you,
885
00:54:11,482 --> 00:54:13,582
I'm really sorry.
886
00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:16,485
Really?
887
00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:17,553
Yes.
888
00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:19,655
I'm really, really sorry.
889
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,360
He's full of it.
890
00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:26,462
No, I'm not.
891
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,469
I'm giving it back, Dori.
892
00:54:33,471 --> 00:54:36,372
I'm not like those other guys.
893
00:54:36,374 --> 00:54:39,975
I'm giving it back.
894
00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:43,979
I'm giving back
your heart, Dori.
895
00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:47,116
So let's end this
thing right now.
896
00:54:47,118 --> 00:54:49,952
Let's put it behind
us and move on.
897
00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,655
What do you think?
898
00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:55,724
Enough is enough.
899
00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:07,670
Don't! It's not
what you think, Dori.
900
00:55:07,672 --> 00:55:10,873
Who the hell is Cara?
901
00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,875
You son-of-a-bitch!
902
00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:14,877
After all
I've done for you! How!
903
00:55:14,879 --> 00:55:18,747
How dare you do this
to my and my family!
904
00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:20,849
You son-of-a-bitch!
905
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,621
You asshole!
906
00:56:00,123 --> 00:56:01,924
So?
907
00:56:01,926 --> 00:56:04,093
Who would like to begin?
908
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,632
I'll go.
909
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:11,734
Do you love her?
910
00:56:16,106 --> 00:56:17,506
Who?
911
00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:20,676
Cara? Do you love her?
912
00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:22,044
No.
913
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:24,513
Oh, so you're just
screwing her, is that it?
914
00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:26,615
Maybe I'll just call Scotty
Griffin from the General Store
915
00:56:26,617 --> 00:56:27,983
and start screwing him.
916
00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:31,887
How would that make you feel?
917
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:34,156
Oh, I like Scotty Griffin.
918
00:56:34,158 --> 00:56:38,260
He always has a warm
smile on his face.
919
00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:44,233
We're not even together.
920
00:56:44,235 --> 00:56:46,235
Yeah, you made that very clear.
921
00:56:46,237 --> 00:56:49,238
You're just screwing her.
922
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,507
I mean you and me, Dori.
923
00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:53,909
I'm not with you!
I'm not with Cara!
924
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,912
I'm not with anyone!
925
00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:59,982
How can you say that
we're not together?
926
00:57:02,018 --> 00:57:05,854
We. Are. Not. To-gether.
927
00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:10,692
After everything
that I've done for you.
928
00:57:10,694 --> 00:57:12,194
You're such an asshole.
929
00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:15,030
That's not getting
us anywhere -
930
00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:17,132
Fuck you too, Grandma.
931
00:57:19,569 --> 00:57:21,136
I've done everything
you've asked me to.
932
00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:23,605
I've put up with all
of your crazy shit.
933
00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:27,776
Norman, is this because
you're afraid of commitment?
934
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:30,145
It's because she's
fucking kidnapped me.
935
00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:32,047
It's because she's beaten
the shit out of me
936
00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:33,515
and shackled me to the floor.
937
00:57:33,517 --> 00:57:34,650
It's because she's ripped
the steering wheel
938
00:57:34,652 --> 00:57:36,518
out of my fucking car!
939
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,054
Does Dr. Fisher have
a chapter on that one?
940
00:57:39,056 --> 00:57:41,023
You do nothing
but finger point.
941
00:57:41,025 --> 00:57:43,725
When are you going to start
owning up to your mistakes?
942
00:57:43,727 --> 00:57:47,196
- You cheated on me, Goddamn you!
- For the love of God, woman!
943
00:57:47,198 --> 00:57:49,198
You're putting up walls
and retreating into yourself.
944
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,300
I'm retreating because you
scare the shit out of me!
945
00:58:10,186 --> 00:58:13,655
Do you remember when I took
you to see Taming of the Shrew?
946
00:58:18,561 --> 00:58:21,997
It was our third date?
947
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:25,334
Oh! Was that you?
948
00:58:25,336 --> 00:58:26,235
You were walking back
949
00:58:26,237 --> 00:58:29,137
from getting us
drinks our eyes locked
950
00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:31,206
and you had
a look on your face.
951
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,075
What was it?
What was that look?
952
00:58:33,077 --> 00:58:34,610
I don't know, Dori.
953
00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:35,644
I love you?
954
00:58:35,646 --> 00:58:36,812
You love me?
955
00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:38,780
Your tits looked good
in your dress?
956
00:58:38,782 --> 00:58:40,883
Any of those right?
957
00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:48,023
Was there ever a chance
for you to love me?
958
00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:56,999
I don't even know
what that word means.
959
00:58:57,001 --> 00:58:58,267
That is such a shame,
960
00:58:58,269 --> 00:59:01,169
because you have no idea
what you're missing.
961
00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:27,229
Can I just say something?
962
00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:29,331
Of course, Norman.
963
00:59:34,837 --> 00:59:37,873
You know... What you said,
that last thing.
964
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,241
What?
965
00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:45,213
Uh, I mean...
966
00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:47,916
Maybe I am missing something.
967
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,152
I mean it's not like
I have everything figured out.
968
00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:52,354
Take these holidays.
969
00:59:52,356 --> 00:59:57,859
I haven't really been embracing
them to be perfectly honest.
970
00:59:57,861 --> 00:59:59,962
What are you getting at?
971
01:00:02,999 --> 01:00:06,668
I don't know! Hey!
972
01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:10,038
Why don't I take charge
of one of the holidays?
973
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,840
So now you want
to do a holiday?
974
01:00:11,842 --> 01:00:14,710
Yeah! Hey, why don't we
celebrate Mother's Day?
975
01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:17,679
Yeah, right. It's a little
too late to be sucking up.
976
01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:19,781
I'm not sucking up.
977
01:00:22,685 --> 01:00:24,786
What would Dr. Fisher say?
978
01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:29,091
Well, that's a good question.
979
01:00:29,093 --> 01:00:31,960
Dr. Fisher always says you
need to forgive your partner.
980
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:34,930
Forgive Dori,
981
01:00:34,932 --> 01:00:36,832
this relationship has no hope
982
01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:39,935
unless you forgive Norman
983
01:00:39,937 --> 01:00:44,106
and give him another chance.
984
01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:45,307
Yeah. Come on, Dori.
985
01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:46,308
Let me rally the troops.
986
01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:49,378
Make you breakfast,
bring it to you in bed.
987
01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:51,179
I'm not saying I have
everything figured it out,
988
01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:53,248
but I'm saying
I'm willing to try.
989
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,751
These holidays mean
nothing to you, Norman.
990
01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:57,252
I know. But they
mean something to you.
991
01:00:57,254 --> 01:01:00,288
And that means something to me.
992
01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:04,026
Please, Dori. Let me show
you what I'm capable of.
993
01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:06,061
It'll be nice.
994
01:01:22,111 --> 01:01:24,846
Come on, let's pick up the pace.
Your mother's going to love it.
995
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,381
Aren't these flowers beautiful.
996
01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:28,116
This isn't really
a Denver omelet
997
01:01:28,118 --> 01:01:29,851
because the ham
isn't from Denver.
998
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:31,420
Yeah, we covered that already.
999
01:01:31,422 --> 01:01:33,755
All right.
1000
01:01:33,757 --> 01:01:35,891
Let's go. Get in.
1001
01:01:35,893 --> 01:01:36,892
Ready Mommy?
1002
01:01:36,894 --> 01:01:37,959
Happy Mother's Day.
1003
01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:39,394
I picked the flowers.
1004
01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:41,029
I stirred the eggs.
1005
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:42,030
Beautiful!
1006
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:43,231
Happy Mother's Day!
1007
01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:44,232
Well?
1008
01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:45,867
Well I'm not going to lie.
1009
01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:47,269
It's pretty spectacular.
1010
01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:49,438
And to think you doubted me.
1011
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,039
I don't know what to say.
1012
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,521
Dori - you don't
have to say anything!
1013
01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:56,912
Oh you son-of-a-bitch!
1014
01:01:56,914 --> 01:01:58,413
You bastard!
1015
01:01:58,415 --> 01:02:00,982
Norman! Norman! Fuck!
1016
01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:04,419
Norman! Come back here!
1017
01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:08,390
Norman! Norman!
1018
01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:10,158
You come back here right now!
1019
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,127
You come back here right now!
1020
01:02:12,129 --> 01:02:14,129
Norman! Norman! Come back here!
1021
01:02:14,131 --> 01:02:16,064
Norman! Norman! God damn you!
1022
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,866
Get back here! Norman!
1023
01:02:31,214 --> 01:02:35,317
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you, Norman!
1024
01:02:49,098 --> 01:02:51,099
Norman! Norman, please!
1025
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,567
Dolly's having an attack!
1026
01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:54,336
She can't breathe!
1027
01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:56,438
She needs her inhaler!
1028
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,040
Please Norman!
1029
01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:02,444
Please Norman!
1030
01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:04,546
Fuck you, Dori.
1031
01:03:04,548 --> 01:03:06,581
Please. I'm begging you!
1032
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:09,618
Norman, she's gonna die if
she doesn't get her inhaler.
1033
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:13,588
Please! Please! Please!
1034
01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:17,125
I'm begging you! Please!
1035
01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:21,329
Please! She's gonna die!
1036
01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,398
I'm begging you!
1037
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,500
Dolly's going to die?
1038
01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:51,960
Norman please hurry!
1039
01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:53,895
I am! I am!
1040
01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,030
Where is it?
1041
01:03:55,032 --> 01:03:57,132
It's in the drawer
below the breadbox.
1042
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,675
Okay, I got it!
1043
01:04:09,478 --> 01:04:12,047
Hurry up, Norman!
1044
01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:13,615
What are you doing?
Dolly needs you!
1045
01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:15,417
Don't fuck with me!
1046
01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:17,018
She needs you! Just hurry up!
1047
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,620
I promise I won't do anything.
1048
01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:20,555
Okay. I'm just doing
this for Dolly.
1049
01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:21,556
Hurry up!
1050
01:04:21,558 --> 01:04:22,958
Don't you fuck with me!
1051
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,659
I got the inhaler!
1052
01:04:24,661 --> 01:04:27,128
Unlock the door, please!
Just unlock the door!
1053
01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:30,632
Please, just open the door,
toss the inhaler in
1054
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:33,101
I do that then you'll
hit me in the head
1055
01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:34,536
with a microwave
or something. No way!
1056
01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:36,371
Just open the door!
1057
01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:37,505
Get in the closet!
1058
01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:38,640
Norman!
1059
01:04:38,642 --> 01:04:41,276
I'm not coming in until
everyone gets in the closet!
1060
01:04:41,278 --> 01:04:43,378
Trick or treat.
1061
01:05:38,567 --> 01:05:41,369
Can we open up
one present? Please?
1062
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:43,271
Not now. Maybe later.
1063
01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:45,373
This is important.
1064
01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:52,580
As you may have noticed,
1065
01:05:52,582 --> 01:05:54,516
Daddy and I have
been having some
1066
01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:56,318
relationship hiccups.
1067
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:00,388
And I'm certainly not
here to place blame, okay?
1068
01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:03,291
Although I'm not
the one who cheated.
1069
01:06:05,194 --> 01:06:07,062
But as always, I'm going
to put our relationship
1070
01:06:07,064 --> 01:06:09,798
in the hands of
my beloved family.
1071
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,767
So I want you all to
give this very careful?
1072
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:13,802
Stop touching me!
1073
01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:18,139
I'm gonna have to put you
to bed right now, am I?
1074
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:20,375
No?
1075
01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:22,210
We'll do our usual scoring.
1076
01:06:22,212 --> 01:06:24,412
One out of ten, ten being best.
1077
01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:26,081
Since there's five
of us, it'll be?
1078
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:28,550
What about me?
Don't I get a vote?
1079
01:06:28,552 --> 01:06:32,053
Let's say if he gets a total
of forty points, he'll stay.
1080
01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:34,823
Anything less and, well...
1081
01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:36,358
Be sure to cover
the Nativity scene.
1082
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,759
It has sentimental value.
1083
01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:39,861
I remember. I remember.
1084
01:06:43,232 --> 01:06:44,632
Hold on a second?
1085
01:06:44,634 --> 01:06:46,801
What's that for?
1086
01:06:46,803 --> 01:06:49,404
Don't you think forty is uh-
1087
01:06:49,406 --> 01:06:51,406
Forty out of fifty
is a tad high?
1088
01:06:51,408 --> 01:06:54,209
She deserves a
fifty out of fifty.
1089
01:06:57,114 --> 01:07:01,483
And it upsets me that you
think I should have to settle.
1090
01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:04,519
Come on, Dori. It's not settling
that much - thirty-five?
1091
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:07,088
It's still above average.
1092
01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:09,858
So you're okay with
being just average?
1093
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:13,395
Above average.
1094
01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:14,662
Wow. Okay then.
1095
01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:18,666
Let's all vote on this slightly
above average relationship.
1096
01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:20,602
All we need is
seven points per person
1097
01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:25,807
and we can keep this slightly
above average family together.
1098
01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:27,742
It's 10pm.
1099
01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:30,311
Do you know where
your children are?
1100
01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:31,679
Ooo, we gotta get
the kids to bed.
1101
01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:34,315
It's getting late.
1102
01:07:34,317 --> 01:07:36,618
Okay. We need to get started.
1103
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:38,486
Thirty-five points it is.
1104
01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:40,488
Who's first?
1105
01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:41,556
Four!
1106
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:44,325
Grandpa starts
things off with a four.
1107
01:07:44,327 --> 01:07:45,326
Who's next?
1108
01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:46,327
A four?
1109
01:07:46,329 --> 01:07:49,431
Only reason why you're even
getting that many is
1110
01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:51,766
because I've seen Dori smilin'
around you a couple of times.
1111
01:07:51,768 --> 01:07:54,569
Ed's never even taken the
time to get to know me.
1112
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:57,205
What I know, I don't like.
1113
01:07:57,207 --> 01:07:59,307
A four.
1114
01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:02,877
Moving on.
1115
01:08:02,879 --> 01:08:04,779
Okay. My turn. My turn.
1116
01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:06,915
Albert, buddy. Whazzup?
1117
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:09,384
You know, when you first
got here, I was like,
1118
01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:11,219
"Wow! Finally mom
brought home a ten."
1119
01:08:11,221 --> 01:08:12,620
A ten! Yes!
Hi five, little buddy!
1120
01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:13,855
But...
1121
01:08:13,857 --> 01:08:17,759
then you opened
your potty mouth.
1122
01:08:17,761 --> 01:08:19,861
Potty mouth?
1123
01:08:25,367 --> 01:08:26,367
Mom?
1124
01:08:26,369 --> 01:08:28,937
Just this once.
1125
01:08:28,939 --> 01:08:30,238
'Fuck' six times,
1126
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,873
'Mother fucker' four times.
1127
01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:33,708
'Cocksucker' five times,
1128
01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:36,377
'Cocksucker mother fucker'
eight times.
1129
01:08:36,379 --> 01:08:37,912
'Son of a bitch' three times,
1130
01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:40,482
'Shit'...
1131
01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:41,583
Eleven times...
1132
01:08:41,585 --> 01:08:45,186
And you told mom
to 'blow me' once.
1133
01:08:45,188 --> 01:08:48,389
I'm not sure what that means
but I can tell it's bad.
1134
01:08:48,391 --> 01:08:50,859
Oh, and I'm not
including the word "poo"
1135
01:08:50,861 --> 01:08:52,727
because Dolly and I
are allowed to say it.
1136
01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:55,830
Ha-ha! He said poo!
1137
01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:59,634
Alright fine, minus one point
for having a potty mouth.
1138
01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,236
That's a nine.
1139
01:09:01,238 --> 01:09:03,972
And speaking of potty,
I don't want a dad
1140
01:09:03,974 --> 01:09:05,907
who still wets the bed.
1141
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:07,375
Okay, now... That's not fair!
1142
01:09:07,377 --> 01:09:09,477
So that's minus another point.
1143
01:09:11,748 --> 01:09:14,916
That's a total of twelve
points. Who's next?
1144
01:09:14,918 --> 01:09:18,386
And twelve of thirty-five
is what percent?
1145
01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:19,621
What?
1146
01:09:19,623 --> 01:09:21,222
You said you were
good at percentages.
1147
01:09:21,224 --> 01:09:24,025
Twelve of thirty-five
is what percent?
1148
01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:29,731
Do you or don't you
know the answer?
1149
01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:31,933
Give me a quick second.
I have to...
1150
01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:33,535
I'll take that as a no.
1151
01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:35,470
I give him a seven out of ten.
1152
01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:37,405
That's seventy percent! Ha!
1153
01:09:37,407 --> 01:09:39,440
And like Dolly couldn't
have gotten that one right.
1154
01:09:39,442 --> 01:09:40,642
Nice try.
1155
01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:42,911
Oh lookie here.
1156
01:09:42,913 --> 01:09:44,646
A rifle.
1157
01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:47,682
What I've always wanted.
1158
01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:50,018
Wait-wait-wait!
1159
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:52,820
Don't I get a chance
for rebuttal or something?
1160
01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:57,959
Grandma, you're next.
1161
01:09:57,961 --> 01:09:59,761
On a commercial break.
1162
01:09:59,763 --> 01:10:01,996
Come on!
We gotta get this going.
1163
01:10:01,998 --> 01:10:03,331
Commercial break.
1164
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:04,766
Hit the Pause!
1165
01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:05,900
I'll give him a ten.
1166
01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:08,836
Yes! A ten! Loving you, Edna.
1167
01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:10,939
Great, Grandma gives him a ten.
1168
01:10:10,941 --> 01:10:13,474
You've got twenty one points.
1169
01:10:13,476 --> 01:10:15,310
Dolly you're up.
1170
01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:18,580
Out of ten points, how
much do you like Norman?
1171
01:10:18,582 --> 01:10:20,682
Of all the daddy's that
mommy has brought home
1172
01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:23,384
I like Norman the best.
1173
01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:25,553
Wow? Even better than Hans?
1174
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,322
Excuse me.
The child was talking.
1175
01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:31,759
I'm going to give him
the best number ever.
1176
01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:33,528
And I thank you, Dolly.
1177
01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:34,829
I always knew you?
1178
01:10:34,831 --> 01:10:37,932
And the best number
is five and a half.
1179
01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:39,467
What?
1180
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:41,302
Five and a half because
that's how old I am.
1181
01:10:41,304 --> 01:10:42,604
Five and a half.
1182
01:10:42,606 --> 01:10:45,006
Aww lookie here!
1183
01:10:45,008 --> 01:10:47,375
I guess I was good this year.
1184
01:10:47,377 --> 01:10:49,444
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
1185
01:10:49,446 --> 01:10:50,778
Dori still gets a vote?
1186
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:51,779
Fat chance!
1187
01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:53,481
You only got twenty six points.
1188
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:56,050
Twenty six and a half.
1189
01:10:56,052 --> 01:10:59,320
There's no way Dori's
gonna give you a nine.
1190
01:10:59,322 --> 01:11:00,955
Right?
1191
01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:04,025
Norman. Believe me
when I say this
1192
01:11:04,027 --> 01:11:07,762
that no one wanted
this relationship more than me.
1193
01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:10,398
God, you made me so happy.
1194
01:11:11,367 --> 01:11:12,734
Grandma?
1195
01:11:14,637 --> 01:11:16,037
Kids. Gotta go to bed.
1196
01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:17,605
- But I wanna watch.
- No.
1197
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,340
- That's not fair.
- No.
1198
01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:21,009
It's past bedtime.
1199
01:11:21,011 --> 01:11:22,777
Albert! Come on.
1200
01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:24,879
I never get to watch.
1201
01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:36,924
Norman...
1202
01:11:36,926 --> 01:11:41,462
I have tried and tried
and tried with you.
1203
01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:43,031
But if I pull away
from the fairy tale
1204
01:11:43,033 --> 01:11:46,067
I have to be
honest with myself.
1205
01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:50,738
Dori, please don't do this.
1206
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:52,940
For the first time in
my life I'm wondering
1207
01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:56,811
if true love is even possible.
1208
01:11:56,813 --> 01:12:00,982
Dori, please listen to me.
1209
01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:03,685
There was something there.
1210
01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:06,754
We had something, it was there.
1211
01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:11,793
No there wasn't.
1212
01:12:11,795 --> 01:12:15,063
I was foolish
to think otherwise.
1213
01:12:15,065 --> 01:12:17,098
You're out for one thing
and one thing only.
1214
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:18,900
Just like those other men.
1215
01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:20,735
I'm not like those other men.
1216
01:12:20,737 --> 01:12:23,905
You're just like
those other men.
1217
01:12:23,907 --> 01:12:26,641
No. I'm not.
1218
01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:29,977
See... look. I'm not.
1219
01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:31,813
I'm not like those other men.
1220
01:12:35,718 --> 01:12:37,452
I'm giving it back, Dori.
1221
01:12:37,454 --> 01:12:39,554
I'm giving back your heart.
1222
01:12:41,590 --> 01:12:43,925
See?
1223
01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:46,694
Take it. Take the bear, Dori.
1224
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:49,897
Please, take the bear Dori.
1225
01:12:49,899 --> 01:12:53,634
Please Dori. Take the bear.
1226
01:12:53,636 --> 01:12:54,802
Please! God!
1227
01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:56,904
Dori, take the bear?
1228
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:13,588
Stop it! Alright!
It's fucking over!
1229
01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:14,589
I'm telling
you right now man...
1230
01:13:14,591 --> 01:13:15,890
back the fuck up!
1231
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:17,492
You won't do anything!
1232
01:13:17,494 --> 01:13:21,028
I'm not fucking around.
I will blow her head off!
1233
01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:23,231
Give me the keys to the collar.
1234
01:13:23,233 --> 01:13:24,999
Give me the fucking keys!!!
1235
01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:29,570
You can dangle there and
rot in hell for all I care.
1236
01:13:46,021 --> 01:13:48,122
Fuck! Fuck!
1237
01:13:48,124 --> 01:13:49,724
God damn it,
you fucking people!
1238
01:13:53,228 --> 01:13:56,497
You lied to me, Norman.
1239
01:13:56,499 --> 01:13:57,965
Are you fucking kidding me?
1240
01:13:57,967 --> 01:13:59,867
You've been nothing but a lie.
1241
01:13:59,869 --> 01:14:03,004
I never lied about
the way I felt.
1242
01:14:13,715 --> 01:14:16,317
Happy fucking New Year, Dori.
1243
01:15:48,977 --> 01:15:51,546
How does love happen?
1244
01:15:54,116 --> 01:15:56,284
With all the random
people in the world,
1245
01:15:56,286 --> 01:15:58,986
how do two of them
meet, connect,
1246
01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:01,155
and then fall in love?
1247
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,066
A couple might feel
passion, or lust,
1248
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:14,135
but it's not the same.
1249
01:16:19,141 --> 01:16:24,211
True love is strength and
security and it's forever.
1250
01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:02,149
I loved you, Norman.
1251
01:17:02,151 --> 01:17:05,720
I truly loved you.
1252
01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:31,045
As we go about the chaos
of our daily lives,
1253
01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:33,447
we're left wondering how, when,
1254
01:17:33,449 --> 01:17:37,118
or even if it will
ever happen to us.
1255
01:17:43,258 --> 01:17:46,327
But it happens.
1256
01:17:55,904 --> 01:17:59,440
At a completely random,
but perfectly precise moment,
1257
01:17:59,442 --> 01:18:02,510
two people connect
and fall in love.
1258
01:18:16,191 --> 01:18:18,759
It doesn't happen very often.
1259
01:18:21,830 --> 01:18:25,433
That's why you have
to keep looking.
1260
01:18:44,052 --> 01:18:48,122
And the search for love can be
a very scary and lonely journey.
1261
01:18:55,097 --> 01:18:58,499
Sad to say - some hearts
get broken along the way.
1262
01:19:09,277 --> 01:19:12,346
But I still believe in love.
1263
01:19:17,185 --> 01:19:18,986
I still believe
there's someone out there
1264
01:19:18,988 --> 01:19:22,056
who will sweep me off my feet.
1265
01:19:28,230 --> 01:19:30,297
I know there is.
1266
01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:35,503
There's got to be.
1267
01:19:37,839 --> 01:19:39,907
I just have to keep looking.
1268
01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:49,650
Maybe I will call
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