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The world is not made of atoms.
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It is made of stories.
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Aah!
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Hello, child.
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You've left your camera!
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Suck it, creep-o!
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Creep-o.
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That's a new one.
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What is life but a story?
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A single narrative thread
in the tapestry
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that binds us all.
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And as with all stories,
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it is not the length
of the tale that resonates,
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it is the quality
of the content within.
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I beseech you, friends,
that even as we mourn,
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let us celebrate as a tribute
to this young man's story.
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Let us seek solace that
we have been granted impunity
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from eternal rest.
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That death would not
eradicate us,
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but in the pages of life
we will continue forth
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and we cannot die!
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Uh, and now a reading
from Corinthians.
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Thank you for coming.
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Please drive safely.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Thank you for coming.
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I wouldn't.
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This world,
this business,
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it's not as neat and tidy
as one might expect.
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The coffin...
It's so small.
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A tragic thing,
indeed.
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Montgomery Dark,
resident mortician,
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indentured servant
to the great beyond.
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Dark. Really?
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Mm.
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It's a family name.
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Oh, I'm Sam.
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Sam.
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My condolences.
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Were you close with the child?
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Oh, no. I'm sorry.
I saw a sign out front.
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Sign?
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Yeah, "Help wanted."
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Are you still looking?
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Yes.
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Always.
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Please.
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Have you any experience
in the mortuary arts?
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No, but I'm a fast learner.
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Mm, most people would
find it unmanageable.
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Huh.
I'm not most people.
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We shall see.
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Please have a seat.
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This is... This is
one serious collection of books
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you've got here.
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The mere tip of the looming,
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lumbering iceberg,
I'm afraid...
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An archive of the various ways
in which clients
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have found themselves passing
through our hallowed halls.
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So, these are all stories
about how people died?
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Not just how,
my dear, why.
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Huh.
That's pretty cool.
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Yes, it is, isn't it?
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Tell me one.
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Tell you one what? A story.
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Something...
dark and twisted.
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Something awesome.
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Mm. Perhaps we should
stick to business.
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We have much to do.
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Oh, come on, Monty.
If I'm going to be working here,
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I need to know what
I'm getting myself into.
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You are not hired yet,
young lady.
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Right because you have
a stack of applications
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to go through.
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Something dark,
twisted, and "awesome," eh?
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Well, see how
this one grabs you.
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Uh, someone's in here.
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Hoping you're
not trying to hide from me.
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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Okay.
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Meet me on the veranda in 10?
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Look, I've just got to say that
talking with you back there,
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I felt this connection, and
I feel like you felt it, too.
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A-Am I being crazy?
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I'm being crazy.
I'll see you on the veranda.
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Ahh.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Ahh!
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Damn it.
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Aaaah!
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Can somebody help me?
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Help me, please!
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Aaaaah!
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It's not bad.
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I was expecting something
a bit more substantial.
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Maybe an ironic comeuppance
or a big twist, but...
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it was fun.
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Fun?
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Well, I have more stories.
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Many, many more.
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I was...
just warming up.
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Here.
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Sign here,
initial here and here.
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It's a bit far-fetched,
don't you think,
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an octopus
in a medicine cabinet?
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It was not an octopus.
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And.
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It is not the validity
of the story
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that concerns me,
but the message within.
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And the message is...
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don't stick you nose
where it doesn't belong?
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In a most basic sense, yes.
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But on a deeper level,
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it is about the universal
balance of all things.
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Universal balance?
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There we are...
Nice and neat.
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Shall we begin?
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The foyer, French for
where the fire is kept.
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Oh, who are these ghouls?
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Ghouls?
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These are morticians,
my dear,
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some of whom were called
to serve in this very house.
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A distinguished group,
to be sure.
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Yeah, distinguished.
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Come.
There's much to see.
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Of course, you've already seen
the viewing parlor.
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Very elementary.
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The mourning sit here
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and up here
resides the rhapsodist.
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How old are you?
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Ironic, is it not,
that one so old would preside
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over the passing
of one so young.
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So, what is the story here?
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I would rather not.
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Some tales even I find
too unsettling to recount.
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Tell me another one, then.
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You say you have better stories.
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I want to hear them.
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You've heard the phrase,
"better safe than sorry,"
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I presume?
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Well, this young man
had to learn it the hard way.
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Karl Marx said that
social progress can be measured
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by the social position
of the female sex.
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Now, ladies,
as a straight, white male,
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I'm going to be the first
to admit the tides are turning.
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The patriarchy is falling,
and in its place
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is a brave, new world
of equality and sexual freedom.
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A world where both men and women
are entitled to have sex
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whenever and with
whoever they please
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as long as they do so safely
and with the proper protection.
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Just... like... that.
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You're empowered.
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Please, have some condoms.
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Guys, listen...
We are having a party tonight
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at the Sig Delt house.
You should stop by.
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Okay?
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So... is that true
about the patriarchy?
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No, idiot.
Patriarchy is solid.
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Karl Marx said that...
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You don't even know
who Karl Marx is.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
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Yes, I do.
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Jakey, can you please tell me
what we're doing here?
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We are providing an important
service to the incoming freshmen
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who are young, impressionable,
and vulnerable.
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Guys, it is our job to help them
make informed decisions.
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And that decision is to have sex
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with you hopeless jerks
at the party tonight.
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A-And what, the girls
who take the condoms
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are the ones who want to party.
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Oh!
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And party means sex.
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Anyone want condoms?!
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Condoms suck.
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Uh, hey!
Miss!
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Hey, excuse me,
Miss!
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Oh, Miss.
Hey! Can I...
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Hey, I was just wondering
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if I can offer you
a, uh, prophylactic?
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I'm sorry?
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Um, uh,
it's slang for a condom.
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We're giving them away to show
how the patriarchy is dying.
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You know,
it's almost dead.
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I mean,
we're white guys and...
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Do you know who Karl Marx is
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'cause he would want you
to have one?
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Uh, thanks.
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No problem.
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Uh, just one
'cause we've got plenty,
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and they're all free. Hey, buddy.
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Hi.
Hi.
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So, um, the girls lacrosse team
just showed up at the booth,
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and, um...
we're out of bananas.
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Wha... Like,
the lacrosse team?
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The girls lacrosse team.
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That's like the fastest sport
on two feet.
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You got this?
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Yeah. Yeah,
I'll do my best.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Uh, yeah, we don't have
a girls lacrosse team.
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I'm Jake.
Uh, Sandra.
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You don't look like a freshman.
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No. It's 'cause
I'm not.
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I just come to these things
to get laid.
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Oh, me too.
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What?
I w...
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I was...
I-I'm joking.
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I-I'm working at
the stay safe booth over there.
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I-I'm just trying to give back.
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I don't know.
I'm just doing my part.
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I like that.
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Hey, uh, Jake!
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Could I just borrow you
for one second?
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Yeah.
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I'm so sorry.
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I got to go, but,
um, yeah.
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It was a... It was a pleasure
meeting you, Sandra.
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You know, um...
there's a party tonight
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at the Sig Delt house.
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We're throwing it.
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Uh, it's probably going to be
fun, so you should come.
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Maybe?
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Yeah, maybe is, uh...
Maybe's great.
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Okay, well, uh, maybe
I'll see you there.
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Uh, hang on!
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Yep!
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Yeah!
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Did you want
some liquid courage?
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Hmm? No.
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Okay. Uh, bottoms up!
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Something wrong? You've kind of
been acting a little weird
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ever since this morning?
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No, I'm fine. I'm just, uh...
yeah, I'm just laying low.
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Oh, yeah, that's cool.
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I'm laying low, too.
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You know, just laying real low
'cause I'm cool.
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We're cool.
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Oh, is that girl coming?
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What?
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The girl from this morning.
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I don't know, maybe.
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Cool. Maybe, who cares?
Whatever. You know.
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Whoa!
Hey, what is that?
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No! No! No!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
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Oh, you dog!
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What?
Jenny Si...
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Jenny Simon, the head
of the history department?!
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Yeah, I had to brush up
on the cultural relevance
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of Mesopotamia
in the 21st century.
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How do you do it?
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I mean, you look good.
That's a given.
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There's something else.
It's...
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Carter, girls aren't
some complex puzzle
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that need to be solved.
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They're the same as you and me.
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They want the same things.
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They... They want sex and...
And a companion.
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I mean, like everybody,
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they just... want to feel
like they're worth it.
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Look, if you can give
a girl that,
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even if it's just
for one night...
264
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:33,710
you can have any girl
that you want.
265
00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:36,234
Look alive,
Sig Delts!
266
00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:40,630
I am a robot,
and this is my fuel.
267
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,502
Aah!
Let's do it!
268
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,718
Hey, haven't you heard
about all of those missing guys?
269
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,154
What guys are you talking about?
270
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,722
Yeah, there's fliers
all over campus.
271
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,115
Oh, yeah. Yeah, those guys,
that's terribly sad.
272
00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,508
It's heartbreaking.
273
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,902
Aren't you worried
about your safety?
274
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,600
I mean,
you barely know me.
275
00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:08,386
I could be...
a serial killer.
276
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:15,089
Are you?
277
00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:09,360
I have something for you.
278
00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:12,581
Oh, yeah?
What is it?
279
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:31,034
Oh, great.
That's...
280
00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:37,171
Yeah, you know, uh, I don't need
one of these, right?
281
00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:42,132
Yeah but I want to be empowered.
282
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:45,353
Yeah.
283
00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:48,835
Absolutely.
Empowered.
284
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:53,317
Just placing it over and...
285
00:30:53,329 --> 00:30:55,972
Okay.
286
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:07,418
Turn over.
287
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:10,160
What? Turn over!
288
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:50,957
Hey, good morning!
289
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,480
How did it go last night?
290
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:53,395
As expected.
291
00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:55,657
Oh, yeah!
292
00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:59,226
Yeah, so, that's like,
number 67, right?
293
00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:02,403
It's really weird
that you know that.
294
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:07,712
Hey, uh, did you... did you
forget to wear a condom?
295
00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:10,106
You know, maybe, uh,
maybe she had
296
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:11,542
poison ivy or something.
297
00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:16,156
It's probably
just from friction.
298
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:18,071
Mm, well, either way,
299
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,724
you probably should
get that checked out.
300
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,248
Uh, it's fine.
301
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:22,771
Okay.
Okay.
302
00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,338
You know better than me.
303
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,035
Yes I do.
Yeah, you do.
304
00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:30,779
Okay. I'll see you later
'cause I got some things to do.
305
00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:44,401
Son of a bitch.
306
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:03,942
So, you got a case
of the cooties, did ya?
307
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:07,424
Um, c-come here.
308
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:10,558
You know,
I think it's one of...
309
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:14,301
Mm. You think
it's this one? Yeah.
310
00:34:14,313 --> 00:34:16,520
Well, if it's this one...
311
00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:19,480
we're gonna have to amputate.
312
00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:22,309
W-What?
313
00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:25,051
I'm just screwing with you, kid.
314
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:28,141
They won't let me near a scalpel
and... for good reason.
315
00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:30,186
No, I'm sure it's nothing
316
00:34:30,198 --> 00:34:34,147
a good ol' fashioned dose
of penicillin won't clear up.
317
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:36,366
Let's just take a look
at your labs here.
318
00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:38,064
Okay.
319
00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:43,417
Wait a second.
320
00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:45,027
What's wrong?
321
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:47,769
Must be... Ah, this must be
some sort of a mix up.
322
00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:49,510
Just lay down on this table
for me, will ya?
323
00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:50,946
What do you mean a mix up?
324
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,730
We'll get to that in a second.
Just lay down.
325
00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:54,689
I wanna... Something.
326
00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:56,995
Yeah, just relax.
327
00:34:57,007 --> 00:35:00,216
Take a deep breath in.
328
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:01,870
Good, again.
329
00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:17,277
What the hell?
330
00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:19,714
What? What?
What's wrong?
331
00:35:19,726 --> 00:35:22,195
Wha... Wha...
332
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:25,546
Um... no,
everything's... fine.
333
00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:28,636
I'm just gonna... go check
on something really quick.
334
00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:31,247
You just stay put.
335
00:35:31,259 --> 00:35:32,770
I'll be right back.
336
00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,337
No. No. No. No.I'll be right back!
337
00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:36,383
What do... What do you
have to go check on?
338
00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:01,468
523...
339
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,431
This is Telecom Industries.
Can I help you?
340
00:37:08,443 --> 00:37:10,564
Hello?
341
00:37:18,715 --> 00:37:21,749
No!
342
00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:27,145
Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please.
343
00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:29,974
Hello? Hi, Sandra?
344
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:32,499
Yeah? It's Jake. What's up?
345
00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:35,197
Jake?
346
00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:38,809
Yeah, from, uh... from the party
last night, remember?
347
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:42,030
We, um... We hung out.
348
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,815
Oh, hey. What's up?
349
00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:46,469
Not much.
Not much at all.
350
00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:49,167
I just, um... I've got
the afternoon...
351
00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:51,039
...off,
352
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:54,085
and I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to hang out?
353
00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:55,435
Yeah, okay.
354
00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:58,046
Okay. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
355
00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:02,833
Um... what's
your address?
356
00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:22,288
No. No. No. No.
357
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,202
Welcome, brother.
358
00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:30,687
It was our forefather,
Ezekiel Durkas, who wrote...
359
00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:32,515
Durkas wrote.
360
00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:36,737
That a man can measure his worth
by the notches on his bedpost.
361
00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:40,262
Each groove represents
not only a conquest for himself,
362
00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:43,047
but for the brotherhood
as a whole.
363
00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:45,572
The honor is ours to share.
364
00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:48,314
It was recently
brought to my attention
365
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:51,578
that Jake of the family Matthews
366
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:55,364
has reached
the sacred number 67.
367
00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,323
No. No. No.
Put it back.
368
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,456
A holy number which represents
the 67 founders
369
00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,676
of our great fraternity
370
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,591
and is honored
with the 67 cherry trees
371
00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,941
spread across this great land.
372
00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:14,252
67 cherries for Sig Delt and
67 cherries for Brother Matthew.
373
00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:16,037
You got to sit down. I don't want to sit!
374
00:39:16,049 --> 00:39:18,256
It's tradition!
Come on.
375
00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:21,042
You, sir, are bronze.
376
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:24,654
Come on.
Give me your keys.
377
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:29,093
I am so proud of you, man.
378
00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:33,054
Brother Matthews,
as is your right,
379
00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:36,492
you may now hang your name
on the sacred mantel.
380
00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:39,147
Great.
Thank you, Todd.
381
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,982
No. No. No.
382
00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:54,423
No. No. No. No.
383
00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:01,474
We're gonna need more.
384
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,853
Aah!
385
00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:56,703
Keys.
Give me the keys.
386
00:41:20,303 --> 00:41:24,078
Hey!
Can I help you?
387
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:28,909
Uh, I-I'm looking for Sandra.
388
00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:46,187
Sandra Patricia Marie,
get downstairs now!
389
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:56,284
Oh, God!
390
00:41:56,296 --> 00:41:57,633
God! God! God!
391
00:41:57,645 --> 00:41:58,895
Oh! Oh, God!
392
00:41:58,907 --> 00:42:02,464
Okay.
It's perfectly natural.
393
00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:04,814
Natural?
394
00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:07,730
Are you kidding me?
395
00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:11,604
In what world is this natural?!
396
00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,697
You!
397
00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:18,959
What did you do to me?!
398
00:42:18,971 --> 00:42:20,961
What did I do to you?
399
00:42:20,973 --> 00:42:23,398
I thought you wore protection.
400
00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:26,270
Um... I...
401
00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:32,233
I-I did...
I didn't.
402
00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:35,758
I'm sorry.
403
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:38,239
You got...
You got to understand.
404
00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:40,807
I-I used to be fat.
405
00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:44,680
Like, I was like,
really, really fat.
406
00:42:44,692 --> 00:42:46,247
Like, kids would pick on me.
407
00:42:46,259 --> 00:42:48,379
They... They'd throw stuff
at me, okay?
408
00:42:48,391 --> 00:42:51,165
Girls... Girls like you
wouldn't even look at me...
409
00:42:51,177 --> 00:42:52,949
until the day
that I made a decision
410
00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:55,169
that I was going
to change myself.
411
00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:57,345
And then things got better.
412
00:42:57,357 --> 00:43:01,001
Okay, they got better,
and I got worse.
413
00:43:01,013 --> 00:43:06,223
Look at me.
I'm hideous.
414
00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:09,662
I'm a monster.
415
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:13,404
And I'm fat again!
416
00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:24,154
Sandra where are you going?
417
00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:29,116
Where are you...
418
00:43:29,128 --> 00:43:32,772
Hey. Looks like
I'm free after all.
419
00:43:35,830 --> 00:43:38,516
It's nearly there.
Big breath.
420
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:51,007
I got a question for you.
421
00:43:51,019 --> 00:43:53,880
How is this going to work?
Where is it going to come out?
422
00:43:53,892 --> 00:43:57,144
Uh, well, uh...
423
00:43:57,156 --> 00:44:00,016
It's going to come out
the same it got in.
424
00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:25,651
You got a blanket?
425
00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:20,488
That was a story.
426
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,708
Ah, you mean it? Absolutely.
427
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:26,886
There was romance,
suspense,
428
00:45:26,898 --> 00:45:28,975
horror,
social commentary.
429
00:45:28,987 --> 00:45:30,454
I mean it was...
430
00:45:30,466 --> 00:45:33,501
It was everything
a story should be and more.
431
00:45:33,513 --> 00:45:37,026
Now you're being glib
aren't you?
432
00:45:37,038 --> 00:45:39,028
Only a little.
433
00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:55,175
Wait here.
434
00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:03,487
Don't touch anything.
435
00:46:45,019 --> 00:46:48,184
Impressive,
isn't it?
436
00:46:48,196 --> 00:46:50,056
Be careful.
437
00:46:50,068 --> 00:46:52,928
I wouldn't want you
to take a tumble.
438
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,803
Shall we continue?
439
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:11,611
This house was built with all
the modern conveniences...
440
00:47:17,573 --> 00:47:20,216
...of 1825.
441
00:47:28,149 --> 00:47:30,748
Coming?
442
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,926
The embalming room.
443
00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:38,278
This is where the sausage
is made, so to speak.
444
00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,410
Hm.
445
00:47:40,422 --> 00:47:43,544
Every corpse tells a story.
446
00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:48,723
It is our task to listen
to uncover the clues
447
00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:51,160
and extract the truth.
448
00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:54,685
Looks like you're extracting
a little more than just truth.
449
00:47:54,697 --> 00:47:59,212
Care to give this one a try?
450
00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:04,217
Wow, she looks...
perfect.
451
00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:08,177
Look closer.
The devil is in the detail.
452
00:48:08,189 --> 00:48:12,747
Here.
See this mark?
453
00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:15,271
Ugh.
454
00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:19,797
The bed sore... very unusual
in one so young.
455
00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:23,105
And if we examine
the upper palate,
456
00:48:23,117 --> 00:48:26,195
we will find traces
of magnesium,
457
00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:28,894
an essential element
used to treat patients
458
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:32,462
in perpetual catatonic states.
459
00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:36,597
Oh, and she was married.
460
00:48:36,609 --> 00:48:39,426
Indeed.
461
00:48:39,438 --> 00:48:40,439
Is there an inscription?
462
00:48:42,789 --> 00:48:46,172
"Till death do us part."
463
00:48:46,184 --> 00:48:50,698
Oh, how...
predictable.
464
00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:55,268
"Till death do us part."
465
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,837
But what if even death
provides no reprieve?
466
00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:31,391
Do you, Carol Peters,
take Wendell Owens
467
00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:35,047
to be your husband
to have and to hold
468
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:39,573
in sickness and in health,
till do you part?
469
00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:41,967
I do.
470
00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:51,193
And do you,
Wendell Owens,
471
00:49:51,205 --> 00:49:55,110
take Carol Peters
to be your wife
472
00:49:55,122 --> 00:50:00,246
to have and to hold
in sickness and in health
473
00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:05,686
till death do you part?
474
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,030
Aaah!
475
00:50:49,742 --> 00:50:54,660
Hey. Hey.
476
00:51:51,630 --> 00:51:53,185
Yes?
477
00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:56,188
Hi. Uh, can you buzz me in?
I forgot my keys.
478
00:51:57,984 --> 00:52:00,540
Sorry, what? Huh?
479
00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:03,195
C-Can you... Can you buzz me
into the building?
480
00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:05,078
Thank you.
481
00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:14,423
Hey, old timer.
482
00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:17,078
Hey, Miss Avery,
how are you?
483
00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:20,125
Look at all that food.
Special occasion?
484
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,475
Yeah, something like that.
485
00:52:22,487 --> 00:52:24,825
I'll get that for you. I love a good meal.
486
00:52:24,837 --> 00:52:26,653
My girlfriends and I
went on this
487
00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:30,178
all-inclusive cruise
last spring. Uh-huh?
488
00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:33,747
Have you ever been on one
of those all-inclusive cruises?
489
00:52:33,759 --> 00:52:37,272
No, I... I take care of Carol.
490
00:52:37,284 --> 00:52:38,926
Oh, you got to go.
491
00:52:38,938 --> 00:52:43,060
All the food you can eat,
and it's all free.
492
00:52:43,072 --> 00:52:45,411
That's the all-inclusive part.
493
00:52:47,425 --> 00:52:51,243
When Arthur was alive,
we never went anywhere,
494
00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:55,160
but now that he's gone,
I am seeing the world.
495
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:58,032
That does sound nice. Are you coming?
496
00:52:58,044 --> 00:53:03,385
Uh, no, I don't like elevators,
especially this one.
497
00:53:03,397 --> 00:53:04,257
I'm going to take the stairs.
498
00:53:04,269 --> 00:53:06,562
12 stories at your age?
499
00:53:06,574 --> 00:53:08,738
How old do you think I am?
500
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:11,698
I get it.
Got to stay in shape.
501
00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:13,700
I'm going to Cancun
this Christmas.
502
00:53:13,712 --> 00:53:16,746
Uh-huh. They have nude beaches.
503
00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:18,444
Neat.
504
00:53:18,456 --> 00:53:20,881
Yeah.
Tell Carol I said...
505
00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:52,391
It's spring time in Raven's
End, and love is in the air.
506
00:53:52,403 --> 00:53:54,610
Stay tuned for
the local forecast
507
00:53:54,622 --> 00:53:58,571
where things are going
to get... foggy.
508
00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:27,339
It's summer.
The locals are wondering
509
00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:29,036
if they will ever see the sun.
510
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,832
Bundle up, Raven's End.
Fall is in the air.
511
00:54:55,814 --> 00:54:57,381
What was that?
512
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:03,386
Carol?
513
00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:11,034
It's fine.
514
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:35,450
So, you, uh, ever thing about
taking some of these walls out?
515
00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:39,019
Giving yourself
more of a open floor plan?
516
00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:41,151
How's she doing?
517
00:55:41,163 --> 00:55:45,068
Uh, she's...
She's doing well.
518
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,767
She's... well?
519
00:55:47,779 --> 00:55:49,551
How can that be?
520
00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:51,161
Yeah, I know.
It's hard to believe.
521
00:55:51,173 --> 00:55:52,511
But you know her...
She's a fighter.
522
00:55:52,523 --> 00:55:54,426
Her vitals are solid.
523
00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:56,123
I'd keep an eye
on her bed sores...
524
00:55:56,135 --> 00:55:59,822
Sorry.
Uh, she's improving?
525
00:55:59,834 --> 00:56:01,998
No, that's not what I said.
526
00:56:02,010 --> 00:56:06,829
She's... stabilized.
527
00:56:06,841 --> 00:56:09,397
So how much time does she have?
What are we talking?
528
00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:12,966
Uh, it's...
It's kind of tough to say.
529
00:56:12,978 --> 00:56:16,448
Um, at this rate...
530
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:21,278
another year,
possibly more.
531
00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:23,803
A year?
532
00:56:23,815 --> 00:56:25,848
Yeah.
533
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:28,460
Possibly more.
534
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:34,117
How am I supposed
to make this work?
535
00:56:37,350 --> 00:56:41,473
Al we have is... is bills
and bed pans
536
00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:45,085
and vacant,
empty stares.
537
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:51,874
I just can't do this anymore.
538
00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:58,359
I might have something
that could help.
539
00:56:58,371 --> 00:57:02,624
It's a pain medication,
but it's... it's very strong.
540
00:57:02,636 --> 00:57:05,801
If Carol were to take
more than two of these
541
00:57:05,813 --> 00:57:09,283
in a 24-hour period,
the results could be disastrous.
542
00:57:09,295 --> 00:57:14,331
Great. I will
add it to the rest.
543
00:57:14,343 --> 00:57:16,812
You understand what
I'm telling you, Wendell?
544
00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:18,727
What?
545
00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:22,165
Those pills right there...
they don't leave a trace,
546
00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:23,819
so it would be impossible
for someone
547
00:57:23,831 --> 00:57:25,517
to determine
if she took too much.
548
00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:28,433
She would just drift off
to sleep, not wake up.
549
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:31,697
Oh.
Yeah, "oh."
550
00:57:55,776 --> 00:57:58,375
You look really nice tonight.
551
00:58:01,695 --> 00:58:03,555
Mm.
552
00:58:06,613 --> 00:58:09,038
I got something for you.
553
00:58:09,050 --> 00:58:11,563
It's a surprise.
554
00:58:18,146 --> 00:58:20,876
Here.
I'll open it for you.
555
00:58:23,325 --> 00:58:26,795
That is an Arctic hare.
556
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:30,146
It's pretty creepy, right?
557
00:58:30,158 --> 00:58:32,801
Sorry.
558
00:58:32,813 --> 00:58:35,587
I know they used
to cheer you up.
559
00:58:41,866 --> 00:58:46,685
Carol I need you to...
do something for me.
560
00:58:46,697 --> 00:58:49,731
'Cause I can't do
this alone anymore.
561
00:58:53,355 --> 00:58:56,172
Can you give me a sign
that you are there?
562
00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:01,526
Please?
563
00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:12,853
Do it right now.
564
00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,163
Right now.
565
00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:25,941
Now!
566
00:59:25,953 --> 00:59:28,857
I'm sorry.
567
01:00:05,819 --> 01:00:08,244
Here we go.
568
01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:37,534
That's it. You're all done.
You're all done.
569
01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:03,517
Carol?
570
01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:13,788
No! Oh, no!
571
01:01:16,803 --> 01:01:19,576
Carol come on!
572
01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:22,231
Get it up!
Come on!
573
01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:29,630
I'm so sorry.
574
01:01:40,261 --> 01:01:44,732
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
575
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:46,691
Honey?
576
01:01:50,141 --> 01:01:52,131
Aah!
577
01:02:20,649 --> 01:02:22,552
Kubler residence.
578
01:02:22,564 --> 01:02:27,340
She fell on an Arctic hare,
and, um, there's a lot of blood
579
01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:29,429
and, uh, I don't know
what to do.
580
01:02:29,441 --> 01:02:31,431
An Arctic hare?
What are you talking about?
581
01:02:31,443 --> 01:02:34,216
I gave her the pills,
alright?!
582
01:02:34,228 --> 01:02:35,870
And then she moved.
583
01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:38,046
And she grabbed my arm,
and I turned her over.
584
01:02:38,058 --> 01:02:40,832
She moved? Yes, she moved!
585
01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:43,008
Okay?!
Now she's dead.
586
01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:45,532
She's really, really dead,
and I don't know what to do!
587
01:02:45,544 --> 01:02:49,231
What do I do?!
588
01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:50,798
Help!
589
01:02:50,810 --> 01:02:52,844
You got to get that body
out of your apartment.
590
01:02:52,856 --> 01:02:55,672
Toss it in the ocean
and pray the sharks do the rest.
591
01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:58,371
What? Just do it!
Don't call back.
592
01:04:37,308 --> 01:04:39,428
Ugh.
593
01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:24,909
Aah!
594
01:07:16,423 --> 01:07:19,240
Hey, buddy,
hold the elevator for me.
595
01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:21,286
- Thank you a million.
- Yeah.
596
01:07:25,476 --> 01:07:27,118
Hey, I said, hold it!
597
01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,207
We don't want to wait
20 minutes for the next one!
598
01:07:29,219 --> 01:07:32,210
Hold the elevator! I'm sorry.
599
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:48,286
Aah!
600
01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:52,420
Aah!
601
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:02,213
Wendell?
602
01:09:05,358 --> 01:09:08,132
Wendell,
is that you?
603
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,307
Hey, Mrs Avery.
604
01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:11,439
Well, is the elevator stuck?
605
01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:13,180
Looks that way, huh?
606
01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:16,357
Um... I wouldn't worry
about it, though.
607
01:09:16,369 --> 01:09:19,578
Well, I never heard it make
that sound before.
608
01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:22,624
Maybe I'd better
call the police. No!
609
01:09:22,636 --> 01:09:25,975
Uh, listen, I'm sure she'll come
back to life any second now.
610
01:09:25,987 --> 01:09:27,368
I'm fine.
611
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:29,544
All the same,
I'm calling the police
612
01:09:29,556 --> 01:09:31,416
just in case.
613
01:09:31,428 --> 01:09:33,635
No, Mrs Avery. No,
you don't need to do that.
614
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:38,597
Mrs Avery!
615
01:09:38,609 --> 01:09:41,817
Aah!
616
01:10:25,308 --> 01:10:26,949
Aah!
617
01:10:48,853 --> 01:10:52,932
I wish I'd never...
618
01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:54,760
Aah!
619
01:11:22,539 --> 01:11:24,137
Carol?
620
01:11:34,507 --> 01:11:36,932
Carol?
621
01:14:14,014 --> 01:14:22,014
In sickness and in health,
TILL DEATH DO US PART.WOMAN: Sir?
622
01:14:23,328 --> 01:14:27,799
Sir? In sickness and in health,
till death do us part.
623
01:14:27,811 --> 01:14:35,811
In sickness and in health,
till death do us part.
624
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:42,509
I kind of hated that story.
625
01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:45,164
Oh.
626
01:14:45,176 --> 01:14:47,471
I mean, he did what anyone would
do in his situation,
627
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:50,212
yet he was punished for it.
628
01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:53,433
We must each fulfill
our destiny, young lady.
629
01:14:53,445 --> 01:14:55,566
Who are we to question fate?
630
01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:57,785
Yeah, and what was
Wendell's fate?
631
01:14:57,797 --> 01:15:00,745
He went mad.
632
01:15:00,757 --> 01:15:03,617
He was committed
to the local asylum.
633
01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:07,839
Kirksdale?
Do you know it?
634
01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:10,189
Everyone knows Kirksdale.
635
01:15:10,201 --> 01:15:13,845
A vile and tragic place.
636
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:20,416
What wood is this?
637
01:15:20,428 --> 01:15:26,248
Oh, you'd be surprised
what we find in people's colons.
638
01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:27,728
Oh.
639
01:15:27,740 --> 01:15:30,122
Ready for the best part?
640
01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:32,092
Yeah.
641
01:15:35,835 --> 01:15:38,739
When the house was built
at the turn of the century,
642
01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:40,915
there was no electricity.
643
01:15:40,927 --> 01:15:45,746
We had to think of creative ways
to keep the bodies cold.
644
01:15:45,758 --> 01:15:48,488
Hence,
the sub basement.
645
01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:00,761
Give me a hand,
will you?
646
01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:05,157
Gently.
647
01:16:05,169 --> 01:16:06,854
Don't take this the wrong way,
648
01:16:06,866 --> 01:16:12,164
but all of your stories...
are a little predictable.
649
01:16:12,176 --> 01:16:14,122
Predictable?
650
01:16:14,134 --> 01:16:17,169
Someone commits a sin,
they pay a horrible price.
651
01:16:17,181 --> 01:16:19,475
Rinse, repeat.
652
01:16:22,186 --> 01:16:26,961
The form may be familiar,
but the message is timeless.
653
01:16:26,973 --> 01:16:31,357
No evil deed goes unpunished.
654
01:16:31,369 --> 01:16:34,360
You don't really
believe that, do you?
655
01:16:34,372 --> 01:16:37,102
Completely.
656
01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:45,806
You're going to love
this next part.
657
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:05,217
This is the heart of the house.
658
01:17:11,844 --> 01:17:15,053
This poor soul's journey
has come to an end.
659
01:17:15,065 --> 01:17:19,144
In dust we started,
to dust we return.
660
01:17:19,156 --> 01:17:21,146
Wait!
661
01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:31,025
I lied.
662
01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:34,202
I'm not here for the job.
663
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:36,422
I'm here for him.
664
01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:40,644
You said no evil deed
goes unpunished...
665
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:44,560
but you're wrong.
666
01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:49,653
In real life,
bad guys win all the time.
667
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,742
Logan is proof.
668
01:17:56,846 --> 01:17:59,663
It's all my fault.
669
01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:08,454
Please, can I see him
one last time?
670
01:18:24,177 --> 01:18:26,385
I want to tell you his story.
671
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:38,049
And with the handsome
knight by her side,
672
01:18:38,061 --> 01:18:40,442
the princess knew that she would
be safe...
673
01:18:40,454 --> 01:18:43,315
...forever and ever.
674
01:18:43,327 --> 01:18:46,971
I wish I had a knight
like that to keep me safe.
675
01:18:46,983 --> 01:18:50,061
You don't need a handsome
knight, you got me, you twerp.
676
01:18:51,814 --> 01:18:54,587
Now go to sleep or your parents
are going to kill me.
677
01:18:54,599 --> 01:18:57,372
Aw.
678
01:18:57,384 --> 01:18:59,418
Denver residence.
679
01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:02,160
- Hey, sexy.
- Hey, Bart.
680
01:19:02,172 --> 01:19:04,031
Want me to grab
some drinks on my way over?
681
01:19:04,043 --> 01:19:07,600
What part of "no guests allowed"
are you still grappling with?
682
01:19:07,612 --> 01:19:08,993
So, now I'm a guest, huh?
683
01:19:09,005 --> 01:19:10,951
Well,
no pervs allowed, either.
684
01:19:10,963 --> 01:19:12,866
I'm not a perv.
685
01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:14,781
I'm just worried
about you, is all...
686
01:19:14,793 --> 01:19:17,044
Home alone with that psycho
on the loose.
687
01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:18,916
Plus, I haven't seen
you in a week.
688
01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:20,787
I'm dying over here.
689
01:19:20,799 --> 01:19:24,225
Well, put an ice pack on it
because you're not coming over.
690
01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:26,271
Okay, I get it.
691
01:19:26,283 --> 01:19:28,012
Have fun babysitting.
692
01:20:14,635 --> 01:20:16,103
Aah!
693
01:20:16,115 --> 01:20:17,626
Mind if I join you?
694
01:20:17,638 --> 01:20:18,932
Bart, you creep!
695
01:20:18,944 --> 01:20:20,716
Well, I didn't see
that one coming.
696
01:20:35,482 --> 01:20:38,212
Hi, Sam.
697
01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:39,692
It looks like we're going to be
698
01:20:39,704 --> 01:20:41,302
a little later than we expected.
699
01:20:41,314 --> 01:20:42,651
Might be a good idea
to check in on Logan
700
01:20:42,663 --> 01:20:44,131
every one in a while
701
01:20:44,143 --> 01:20:45,524
to make sure
he's actually sleeping
702
01:20:45,536 --> 01:20:47,265
and not playing
in his closet again.
703
01:20:47,277 --> 01:20:48,919
Or the hamper.
This is Dr. Kubler.
704
01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:50,703
Honey.
Honey, shh, shh.
705
01:20:50,715 --> 01:20:52,879
If you get hungry, help
yourself to anything you like.
706
01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:54,533
Call me if you have
any questions.
707
01:20:54,545 --> 01:20:57,362
Bye.
708
01:21:34,802 --> 01:21:36,183
Power outages have been
reported throughout
709
01:21:36,195 --> 01:21:37,402
the Boggy Bay area.
710
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:22,708
What did you want to show me?
711
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:26,277
Oh, you know. Just the seven
wonders of the world.
712
01:22:26,289 --> 01:22:28,714
Why don't we start
with Mount Rushmore.
713
01:22:28,726 --> 01:22:31,108
I actually don't think
Mount Rushmore's one of the s...
714
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:32,805
Ohh.
715
01:22:36,299 --> 01:22:38,115
Ladies and gentlemen,
716
01:22:38,127 --> 01:22:40,944
we interrupt your regularly
scheduled programming
717
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:44,730
for an Action 4 News
special report.
718
01:22:44,742 --> 01:22:47,385
The Kirksdale
Mental Asylum, or KMA,
719
01:22:47,397 --> 01:22:49,082
home to some of the most
dangerous criminals
720
01:22:49,094 --> 01:22:51,998
in this country was thrown
into chaos earlier today
721
01:22:52,010 --> 01:22:55,306
when a power surge fried
the building's security system,
722
01:22:55,318 --> 01:22:56,829
and a bloody riot broke out.
723
01:22:56,841 --> 01:22:58,483
Uh, we can't confirm
at the moment
724
01:22:58,495 --> 01:23:00,441
whether or not
any of the inmates
725
01:23:00,453 --> 01:23:03,140
actually managed to escape
the perimeter of the property.
726
01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:04,968
But out of an abundance
of caution,
727
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:07,318
we're asking residents
keep your doors locked tonight
728
01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:10,016
and keep an eye out for crazies.
729
01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:11,757
Yep.
730
01:23:11,769 --> 01:23:13,672
Stay tuned to Action 4 News
731
01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:17,241
for the latest updates
on this story as it develops.
732
01:23:17,253 --> 01:23:18,851
We now return you
733
01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:20,592
to your regularly scheduled
programming.
734
01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:27,251
So, what'd you think
of, uh, Stonehenge?
735
01:23:27,263 --> 01:23:30,732
Smaller than I imagined. Hey, what?
736
01:24:21,882 --> 01:24:25,831
Got a killer on our hands,
so I'm gonna make this quick.
737
01:24:25,843 --> 01:24:30,531
"Caucasian, 36 years old,
stands about 6'10", chained.
738
01:24:34,504 --> 01:24:38,539
A dozen teenagers
turned up dead.
739
01:24:38,551 --> 01:24:40,715
All the victims have been young,
740
01:24:40,727 --> 01:24:43,544
and all the victims
have been female
741
01:24:43,556 --> 01:24:46,156
and all the victims
have been babysitters.
742
01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:51,335
He has no fear,
no remorse.
743
01:24:51,347 --> 01:24:54,947
He will stop at nothing
to get what he wants.
744
01:24:54,959 --> 01:25:00,431
And what he wants, mind you...
is blood.
745
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:35,335
Aah!
746
01:25:44,617 --> 01:25:47,086
Can you help me?
747
01:25:56,803 --> 01:26:01,883
Do you know where you are?
748
01:26:01,895 --> 01:26:05,496
This isn't my house.
749
01:26:05,508 --> 01:26:09,239
I'm going to be in trouble.
750
01:26:09,251 --> 01:26:11,241
You're bleeding really badly.
751
01:26:11,253 --> 01:26:13,286
I know.
752
01:26:13,298 --> 01:26:15,897
Let me help you.
No.
753
01:26:38,671 --> 01:26:40,792
Don't.
Wait. Wait.
754
01:26:40,804 --> 01:26:43,186
Wait.
755
01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:44,839
Wait!
756
01:26:48,986 --> 01:26:51,977
What are you doing?
757
01:26:51,989 --> 01:26:56,373
I'm... I'm trying
to help you.
758
01:26:59,779 --> 01:27:04,424
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
759
01:27:06,308 --> 01:27:08,776
Why the hell aren't you
answering the phone?!
760
01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:10,909
Listen there was a riot
over at the asylum,
761
01:27:10,921 --> 01:27:14,129
and a psychopath escaped.
It's the same one responsible
762
01:27:14,141 --> 01:27:17,394
for all those kids
that were mutilated and...
763
01:27:17,406 --> 01:27:20,310
Ugh. Lock the doors
and stay with Logan
764
01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:21,833
until we get home.
765
01:28:47,017 --> 01:28:50,748
Oh, my God!
766
01:28:58,071 --> 01:29:00,932
Sam?!
Hello?! Sam?!
767
01:29:43,682 --> 01:29:45,498
Aah!
768
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:21,665
Aah!
769
01:31:15,687 --> 01:31:18,199
Where's the boy?!
770
01:33:14,850 --> 01:33:17,580
- Logan?!
- Sam?!
771
01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:19,625
Where... is he?!
772
01:33:19,637 --> 01:33:22,280
Where's the boy?!
773
01:33:30,561 --> 01:33:33,334
Wait.
774
01:33:33,346 --> 01:33:35,728
You're not a killer.
775
01:33:46,011 --> 01:33:49,873
You're right.
776
01:33:49,885 --> 01:33:52,136
I'm not!
777
01:34:17,521 --> 01:34:19,859
This is over.
778
01:34:23,483 --> 01:34:25,865
You're right.
779
01:34:25,877 --> 01:34:27,867
Aah!
780
01:34:35,060 --> 01:34:37,311
- What was that?
- I'm going around the back.
781
01:34:37,323 --> 01:34:39,009
Harold, wait.
782
01:34:55,994 --> 01:34:57,462
Aah!
783
01:35:00,782 --> 01:35:02,902
Is it over?
784
01:35:02,914 --> 01:35:05,165
It's over.
785
01:35:08,050 --> 01:35:10,083
It's over.
786
01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:26,012
This is for ruining my dinner.
787
01:35:26,024 --> 01:35:28,014
Aah!
788
01:35:35,207 --> 01:35:39,025
The window's broken.
Stay behind me.
789
01:35:46,828 --> 01:35:51,385
Oh, my God!
790
01:35:51,397 --> 01:35:54,214
Who is that?
791
01:35:58,970 --> 01:36:03,049
Sam?
It's the babysitter.
792
01:36:03,061 --> 01:36:07,227
Logan!
793
01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:12,798
We interrupt your program
794
01:36:12,810 --> 01:36:16,019
for another Action 4 News
special report.
795
01:36:16,031 --> 01:36:18,282
Police have confirmed
that the missing patient
796
01:36:18,294 --> 01:36:20,458
is Charlotte Gibbons.
797
01:36:20,470 --> 01:36:22,416
Known locally as the
Boggy Bay Tooth Fairy,
798
01:36:22,428 --> 01:36:25,550
Gibbons was convicted on 12
counts of murder and 10...
799
01:36:37,966 --> 01:36:40,043
Debra?!
800
01:36:44,015 --> 01:36:45,483
I can't find Logan anywhere!
801
01:36:45,495 --> 01:36:47,267
I've done his room!
802
01:37:11,216 --> 01:37:14,599
Ohh, I see what you did there.
803
01:37:14,611 --> 01:37:18,733
Burying the lead
to throw me off... very clever.
804
01:37:18,745 --> 01:37:21,171
But I'm still confused.
805
01:37:21,183 --> 01:37:23,564
Why come back?
806
01:37:23,576 --> 01:37:25,740
You have your collection...
807
01:37:35,632 --> 01:37:37,622
...and I have mine.
808
01:37:48,079 --> 01:37:51,114
You're not going to tell anyone
my story, are you?
809
01:37:51,126 --> 01:37:54,595
Oh, of course not,
my dear.
810
01:37:57,219 --> 01:37:59,774
I'm sorry.
811
01:37:59,786 --> 01:38:03,256
In real life,
the bad guy wins.
812
01:38:22,200 --> 01:38:24,887
Oh, bravo!
813
01:38:24,899 --> 01:38:26,801
Bravo, my dear.
814
01:38:26,813 --> 01:38:30,762
But you committed
one fatal storytelling sin.
815
01:38:30,774 --> 01:38:34,244
You have underestimated
your audience.
816
01:38:39,478 --> 01:38:42,295
The job is yours.
817
01:39:24,959 --> 01:39:28,298
There's no use running.
818
01:39:37,710 --> 01:39:42,660
You're only making this harder
on yourself.
819
01:40:22,320 --> 01:40:25,181
Getting to know the place?
820
01:40:25,193 --> 01:40:28,097
What is this?
821
01:40:28,109 --> 01:40:31,752
I believe it's a library.
822
01:40:31,764 --> 01:40:33,798
You know what I mean.
823
01:40:33,810 --> 01:40:38,803
You know,
I was once just like you,
824
01:40:38,815 --> 01:40:42,937
a traveler from the outer
regions of experience
825
01:40:42,949 --> 01:40:46,985
unbounded by the laws of nature,
or so I thought.
826
01:40:51,132 --> 01:40:55,907
Then I found my way
to his house,
827
01:40:55,919 --> 01:40:59,084
this... assignment.
828
01:40:59,096 --> 01:41:02,131
And everything changed.
829
01:41:05,146 --> 01:41:09,616
Throughout history, it has been
the role of the storyteller
830
01:41:09,628 --> 01:41:15,535
to remind us that each and every
action creates a ripple,
831
01:41:15,547 --> 01:41:19,235
each and every story
has repercussions.
832
01:41:22,032 --> 01:41:26,198
And you would be surprised
how many stories
833
01:41:26,210 --> 01:41:30,985
in this library...
are yours.
834
01:42:23,485 --> 01:42:28,434
I told you...
No-one escapes fate.
835
01:42:28,446 --> 01:42:30,480
I don't care
what you say, old man.
836
01:42:30,492 --> 01:42:32,221
I'm the master of my own fate.
837
01:42:32,233 --> 01:42:34,048
I say how my story ends.
838
01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:36,399
Ends?!
839
01:42:36,411 --> 01:42:39,053
Oh, my dear girl.
840
01:42:39,065 --> 01:42:42,927
Your story is just beginning!
841
01:45:42,510 --> 01:45:44,860
Aaaah!
842
01:46:09,841 --> 01:46:15,748
Aaaaaah!
843
01:46:37,347 --> 01:46:39,685
I'd better get going.
844
01:46:39,697 --> 01:46:41,948
So soon?
845
01:46:44,310 --> 01:46:47,171
I was just about to make dinner.
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