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-Previously on Wynonna Earp:
-A kid is missing.
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-I'm retiring.
-To Sheriff Nicole Haught!
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-Charlie.
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This you flirting?
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-My baby daddy is married
to a vampire.
-I don't like you at all.
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-Stop pretending...
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that this isn't
what you came here for.
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:
He was kind, honest.
His name was Julian.
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-My dad was an angel.
-You were born out of love.
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-We can find Julian if you want.
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Okay, this is the last time
we're doing this.
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Since we both have
such stressful jobs
and everything,
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we could keep doing this
to take the edge off.
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No.
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I'm all edge, Charlie.
If you can't handle that...
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You may handle me
however you please.
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Good morning, guys.
I'm Deputy Nicole Haught
and I am here...
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-Shitty-shit-shit!
-Whoa, whoa.
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I thought
that was going pretty good.
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-How's Purgatory's finest
this morning?
-Here we go.
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Thank you, sincerely,
for all that you do.
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I know it's not an easy job.
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Nedley calls us hose jockeys.
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Uh, Sheriff Nedley's
sense of humour
leaves a lot to be desired.
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And rest assured,
when I am Sheriff,
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you will be both respected
and supported.
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I will also pre-order
a dozen of your calendars.
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I'm April this year.
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Happy Easter to me.
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I had no idea Officer Haught
was your sister's girlfriend.
That's so weird.
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You're not one of those
"Adam and Eve,
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not Adam and Steve" people,
are you?
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God, no. Purgatory Pride's
my favourite event of the year.
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Purgatory has a Pride?
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Yeah. We painted
the fire-engine rainbow.
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Nicole warned me about you.
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-No, that you're a hot mess.
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Well, it's better
than a cold... tidy.
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This was fun.
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Thanks for the, uh...
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-That's gross.
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Heat?
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-Ah... Nah.
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Was that me?
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Nothing to see here.
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Just an adult woman
with adult-woman needs
leaving... a fire hall.
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-Let me guess: you need a ride.
-I had a ride. I need a nap.
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And a... ride.
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So you and Doc,
not a thing anymore?
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We were never a thing.
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And I haven't seen him
for a week.
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Burns like a mother!
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Oh...
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What have I done?
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Bulshar's ring
is rejecting you,
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now that you're compromised.
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Don't worry, my love.
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Now we're linked together
forever.
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Just like you wanted.
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Just like I wanted.
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♪ 'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
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♪ I know that ain't no way
to live ♪
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♪ I told that devil
to take you back ♪
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♪ I told that devil
to take you back ♪♪
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♪ Drink up brothers
Drink up ♪
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♪ All you sexy mothers
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♪ OTPSI
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What's with
the children's choir?
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It's a bunch
of Omicron Tau Psis
slumming it from the big city.
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We confiscated their party bus
this morning.
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-The deeply committed.
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Ah... Drink up, friends.
Drink up, brothers.
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Drink up, all you sexy...
mothers.
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-Maybe later.
-Mm. Sorry, I...
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I dozed off.
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-Since closing down
the abattoir,
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thereby rescuing
my tall-n'-jazzy,
maybe-kinda boyfriend,
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I've been trying to figure out
where Bulshar could've moved
his operation.
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Nice!
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Also, when was the last time
you went home?
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Or ate?
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Oh, that depends.
What day is it?
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We're gonna need to get you
a falafel.
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-Push with your legs!
-Shut up with your mouth.
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Am I finally gonna see
your sex cave?
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It's more of a closet.
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Retired Nedley is kinky.
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Everything in there
I seized from crime scenes
that didn't feel kosher.
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Ones with supernatural element.
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Why didn't you turn
them over to Dolls?
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Well, initially,
I wasn't sure I could
trust him. Now I know.
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Whoa.
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How long have you been
hiding this stuff?
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Since I became Sheriff.
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Oh... we're gonna find
dinosaur bones.
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Ha-ha.
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It's up to you two to decide
what to keep, what to burn.
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Huh. It's like Hoarders meets
Storage Wars.
And I, for one, am here for it.
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How you making out
with getting city council's
stamp of approval?
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Well, Bunny Loblaw
won't return my calls.
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That stuck-up Tuesday's
still around?
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Yep. And reigning
over city council
with an iron fistula.
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Bunny Loblaw's the real
king-maker here in Purgatory.
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And she won't return your calls
because she's a bully.
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Bullies smell fear,
they just get more vicious.
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-Yeah, dummy,
everyone knows that.
-Ow...!
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You get her on your own turf,
you look her dead in the eye
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and you tell her that you're
the only person for the job.
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You're right.
I am going to call her
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and I'm gonna set up
a meeting.
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Bunny's gonna eat her
for lunch.
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-Nedley, are you looking
at my ass?
-No.
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Mm. This'll have to do.
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You shouldn't sneak around
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when there's a gun-toting
mental patient on the loose.
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-Well, I thought
we were friends.
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You bailed right in the middle
of my Christmas feast.
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You find my Brussels sprouts
offensive?
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I do apologize, ma'am, but...
something came up.
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Oh.
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You're gonna make it up to me.
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I fear this is
about to get weird.
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Don't worry.
I'll drive if you're tired.
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I do not understand.
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I need to get out of here.
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Just for a little while.
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-Cabin fever.
-You don't know the half of it.
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Oh, I just might.
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Okay... let's go,
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before I roll you for the keys.
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-Urn. Nice.
-Okay.
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But is it supernatural?
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Supernaturally oogly.
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Can you check this out? I...
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I found Nedley's
old police memo.
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"November 9, 1996.
Raccoon stuck in drop ceiling."
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"Call cleared,
but now require rabies shot."
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Wynonna, can you, like,
a little help here, please?
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-Oh, my God, never...
-Holy shit! Baby Nedley.
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When you're done
with story time,
can you do some actual work?
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Nicole,
you're a smart-ish girl.
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Surely you've figured out by now
that this whole
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"cleaning out the secret locker"
job is bullshit.
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Nedley made it up to make us
practice working together.
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-He Parent Trapped us.
-None of this stuff matters.
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And it sure as hell
isn't gonna help us
with our Bulshar problem.
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Alright, well, you might
be fine to sit on your ass
and do nothing, but I'm not.
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Especially after what he did
to Dolls.
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-Yes.
-Fine, Nicole.
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-Thank you.
-No problem.
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-Crap.
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Crap.
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Definitely crap. Not crap.
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-More crap!
-Wynonna, you're being reckless!
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-Super crap.
-Whoa!
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You know what, Deputy Dipshit,
that's kinda my brand,
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and it's been working fine
so far.
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God, I am so sick
of your attitude!
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Smooth move, Ginger Spice.
You just earned yourself
seven years' bad luck.
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-Hey, Tayla,
you seen Doc around lately?
-No.
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I'll have a whiskey.
Leave the bottle.
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Whatcha got there, Sheriff?
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Ginger ale.
And it's just Randy now.
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Didn't peg you
for a teetotaller, Just Randy.
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Well, I'm still on duty.
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Those drunken frat boys
from the big city
got me running my ass off.
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One of the many, many jobs
I won't miss when I retire.
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Well, I won't tell
if you won't.
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Oh.
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Look what I found for your
retirement party slideshow.
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It's like your top lip
is wearing a skinny tie.
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How's it going
in the evidence locker?
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Ugh.
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Nicole smashed some stuff.
Big surprise.
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Must hard to move around
with a giant pickle up your ass.
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-Give her some slack, Wynonna.
-You know me. I love slack.
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That chick is all work
and no play.
Next thing you know,
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she's gonna be chopping
people up with an axe
like... that dude in the hotel.
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Dave at the Motor Inn?
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-Him, too.
-Well, go easy on Nicole.
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You two have more in common
than you think.
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Well, it's worth a shot.
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I guess. Okay.
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Hi! Bunny.
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Uh, come on in.
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-I did.
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Why? So you can rifle
through the pockets?
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Oh! What on God's flat earth
is that?
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Oh, that's just Calamity Jane.
Please don't worry.
She's super friendly.
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I-I don't care what it is.
Either she goes or I go.
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I am deathly allergic!
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Right. Okay.
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Okay. Come on, girlie.
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Calamity, you're getting fat.
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-Okay, just make yourself cozy.
One sec. I'll be right back.
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Disgusting.
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I am sorry, ma'am.
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Willa would've been very sorry
about Willa.
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That was always
her first thought.
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Willa was Ward's... pet.
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God, she was... spoiled
and she had a mean streak.
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She'd have been a terrible heir.
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She was just a child.
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Yeah, she was my baby.
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I'm so sorry I wasn't there
to protect you.
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-Come on.
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I'll tell you which way to turn.
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Ms. Gibson. Michelle!
It's freezing out here.
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Oh, stop being a wiener.
Come on.
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Besides, I know you got
a bottle of tequila
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stashed under your seat,
and that's gonna get us through.
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So I have some great ideas
on how to make the town safer
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and the department
run more efficiently.
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Well, that's all well and good,
Deputy Haught,
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but my main concern is this.
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Randy Nedley is full of shit.
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-I am so sick and tired
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of being kept in the dark about
all the strange occurrences
in Purgatory.
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I won't be lied to
about what's really going on
in my town, under my nose.
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-Well, you tell me.
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That's why I'm here.
Unless you don't want
to be sheriff.
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And don't give me that hooey
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about costume parties gone awry
or zoo animals escaping.
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Well, Bunny, um, Purgatory,
it's a very unique... town
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with... unique challenges.
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Sorry to interrupt.
Just need to talk to Deputy
Tater Haught for a sec.
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Wynonna, this is really
not a good time.
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Actually, it's perfect timing.
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Because I'm thinking
of backing Wynonna for Sheriff.
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You can't be serious.
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I'm dead serious.
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Wynonna,
you are a straight-shooter.
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-You're one tough bitch.
-Hey-o.
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And the Earps are one of
Purgatory's original families.
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This one...
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What Purgatory needs
is a homegrown hero,
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not some fly-by-night outsider,
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who, let's face it,
is a little too...
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...different.
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-Can I just... real quick,
for a sec?
-One sec. We'll just...
241
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...in the kitchen.
242
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:46,129
Wait until Bunny finds out
about Purgatory Pride.
243
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,131
!
-Right!
244
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:51,352
-Uh, it's about Nedley
and you...
-And me...
245
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:55,312
Did Buns Buns
really just say I could be...?
246
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,140
Oh, no,
you cannot take that job.
247
00:13:57,184 --> 00:14:00,056
-I don't want that job.
-Yeah,
'cause you would be a disaster.
248
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,493
-No shit, Not Sheriff.
-You have no police training,
249
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:06,323
you're terrible with authority,
you're not even qualified
to run a Chipotle!
250
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,499
Guac You know what?
251
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:12,025
Maybe I'd like to be
Sheriff Nedley 2 point uh-oh
252
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:14,331
I'm your boss after all.
253
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,421
Well, excuse me,
but you can't even do
one single assignment properly
254
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:20,076
without breaking a gazillion
rules and a creepy-ass mirror
in the process!
255
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,471
Oh, oh, oh, help! Isis!
256
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:29,564
What rules?! Purgatory
is the goddamn Thunderdome
and I'm Tina friggin' Turner!
257
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,871
!
-Point is,
258
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,960
you can wrap yourself up
in the rules like a...
259
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:37,572
snug little blanket
to keep you warm at night,
but I'm gonna go get shit done.
260
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:41,619
Balls! Bunny's dead.
261
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,059
-Calamity Jane! She's allergic!
-Yeah.
262
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,105
Bunny? Hey.
263
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:53,022
-I know a dozen places
we can hide the body.
-Oh... oh... She's still alive.
264
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,328
Fine,
I'll save them for next time.
265
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:55,633
Uh, her purse.
Wynonna, get her purse!
266
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,636
-Yeah, cash.
-No! Medication, Wynonna!
267
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,292
Ah, crap.
268
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,297
Oh! Is this Oxy?! Ow.
269
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,299
-Oh, the tea.
-Oh!
270
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,043
Alright, Bunny, here we go,
here we go. Swallow.
271
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:17,090
C'mon, c'mon, you old bat! Oh.
272
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,527
-Okay.
273
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:24,227
-I don't need a doctor!
274
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,229
Okay. Let's put her
in my cruiser.
We'll get her faster
275
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,622
to the hospital
with the lights and sirens on.
276
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,232
Don't take me
to Purgatory General!
277
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,408
They have
too many immigrant doctors!
278
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,368
-Okay, that's enough out of you.
-Ow! Jeez!
279
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:37,110
-Go inside, get her purse.
280
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,242
No, I want to get her meds.
The doctors need them
to diagnose her.
281
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,070
Go, go, go!
282
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,854
-Get her to the hospital
and get the meds after.
!
283
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,378
-I will get them.
You want something done right!
-No, I will do it.
284
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:50,340
What is going on?!
285
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,478
You have gotta be freakin'
kidding me!
286
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,483
-Look who needs my help now.
287
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,705
-Get in.
288
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,621
Dude, I have her keys.
What about your truck?
289
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,972
Battery's dead.
I blame your cat for that, too.
290
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,452
Okay, well, I should drive,
because then we're not stealing
Bunny's car,
291
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,106
we're just commandeering it
for official police--
292
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,587
-Bigger fish, Nicole.
-Okay.
293
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,982
Okay, great, I'll call Waverly.
294
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,157
-We're logging on now.
: Hurry.
295
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,028
We need to make sure
Bunny's okay.
296
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,509
Sorry, sorry, but it's...
it's kind of funny.
297
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,554
You guys have
some terrible luck today.
298
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,296
Like "black fly
in your Chardonnay"
kind of terrible.
299
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,516
: Speed it up,
Jagged Little Nerd.
300
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:39,999
Okay.
Pinging the cruiser's GPS,
301
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,479
and... good news!
It's parked.
302
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,482
Bunny Nut Cheerios!
You need to hurry.
303
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,397
Later.
304
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:53,316
Ugh!
Of course those two frat brats
drove your car to a biker bar!
305
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,319
Yeah, well, maybe
they're friendly bikers hosting
a Golden Girls Trivia Night.
306
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,061
Well, Rose,
we are not in St. Olaf anymore.
307
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,672
Get me outta here,
you white-trash tart!!
308
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,414
You're feeling better.
Try your handle.
309
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,503
-I am!!
-It doesn't open
from the inside.
310
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,245
It's a safety feature.
Haven't you been arrested,
like, 500 times?!
311
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:13,032
-Not the time, Nicole!
-Luckily,
I always have a spare key.
312
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,250
Oh, good.
313
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:20,039
-You are some kind of moron,
Haught!
314
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,216
Whoa! Bullet could ricochet
and hit Bunny.
315
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,609
-I'm willing to take the risk.
-Or us.
316
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,177
-Okay.
-Why don't we just call
the fire department?
317
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,049
-They can pop the door off.
-No!!
318
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,094
-Do not do that.
319
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,749
-They'll never let us sheriffs
live it down.
320
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,534
Yeah. We go in and find
Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Douche,
321
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,449
we're in and out
five minutes, tops.
322
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,409
If we get the keys,
she'll never notice,
we're good to go. Let's go.
323
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:45,586
Don't leave me in here,
you sonsofbitches!!
324
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,588
You are gonna hear
from my lawyer!!
325
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:55,422
-We're outnumbered.
-We don't want Bunny to think
we went in guns blazing.
326
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:05,388
I couldn't wait
to join the rodeo circuit
and flee this shithole town.
327
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,564
Then I came back one...
328
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:11,394
long August weekend
and I got drunk, pregnant.
329
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,266
Ended up marrying Ward Earp.
330
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,312
Well, he did give you
three beautiful daughters.
331
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:20,099
No, he gave me two. Waverly
was Julian's, remember?
332
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,104
What's it like,
being with an angel?
333
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,627
What's it like
being with a demon?
334
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:37,638
No, Julian made me feel
like I didn't have to break
my spirit to be happy.
335
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,468
-I do know what that is like.
-Hmm.
336
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,513
The night Waverly was born...
337
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:48,518
...Ward pushed Julian outside
of the Ghost River Triangle.
338
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,608
It happened right here.
339
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,567
He's been lost ever since.
340
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,351
How do you know that?
341
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,269
Bobo told me.
342
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,531
Del Rey
343
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,187
I did more than talk to him.
344
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,885
I gave him the Christmas dinner
that you didn't want.
345
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:09,626
And his freedom.
346
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,153
Are you out
of your godforsaken mind, woman?
347
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,156
I think we've established,
yes, sometimes.
348
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:21,290
-You have unleashed a monster.
-Bulshar has risen,
sweet cheeks.
349
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,857
These are end times.
350
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,512
It's gonna take monsters
to fight a monster.
351
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:30,734
Bobo Del Rey has tried to kill
your daughters multiple times.
352
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,693
Nobody's perfect.
353
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:36,262
You do not get to make
those life-or-death decisions
for them!
354
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,394
Who's gonna stop me?
355
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,743
You, Johnny Hank?
356
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,703
Mm. If necessary.
357
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:43,834
Well, good.
358
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,228
Seems like now
we're finally talking.
359
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,318
-So here's my terms.
: Yeah!!!
360
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,800
What should we do
with these interlopers?
361
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:56,195
Release them to the woods
and hunt them down like dogs?
362
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,371
: Yeah!!
-Or, or...
363
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:02,679
we could eviscerate them
right here on the bar.
364
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,814
Are you gonna stay late
and clean up that mess?
365
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,512
'Cause I'm not.
Suggestions?
366
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,341
Anyone else?
367
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,867
Yah-ha.
That might be a good idea.
368
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,956
-Shhh-shhh.
369
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,611
Well, well, well.
370
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,613
Looks like today
is our lucky day.
371
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,529
Seems the would-be sheriff
and the heir
372
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,618
have decided to join us
for a little drink.
373
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,492
We were dumb to think
we could pull a fast one on you.
374
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,972
But I can tell
you're men of sport.
375
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:39,412
And, you know, where's the sport
in ripping Dumb and Doucher
to shreds?
376
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:40,848
What are you proposin'?
377
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:44,721
I'm proposing
that you let them go,
378
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,027
and...
379
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:50,553
you and me and, uh,
Deputy Haught to Trot here
380
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,772
have ourselves a little contest.
381
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,949
What are you good at?
382
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,559
-Golden Girls Trivia.
-Drinking.
383
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,649
You really wanna challenge me
to a drinking contest?
384
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,912
Mm-hmm. I do.
385
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,524
And... if we win,
then you let us go.
386
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:08,876
-Then you...
387
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:11,531
get to... kill us.
388
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,534
You could've just
offered them cash.
389
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,580
I didn't work it out
all the way to the end
before I pitched it.
390
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:20,279
You must be
the stupidest heir yet.
391
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,324
Definitely in the top five.
392
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,761
-Okay.
393
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,023
Let them Greeks go.
394
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,028
You owe us. Take the cruiser
and the old bag in the backseat
and get to the hospital, okay?
395
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:34,597
-Yes, ma'am.
-Now... let's get pissed!
396
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,904
: Yeah!
397
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,560
I'm worried.
Neither of them are answering.
398
00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,997
Okay, wait, wait.
Let's just recap.
399
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,305
First, Bunny has a
heart attack at Nicole's.
400
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,872
-Yes.
-Then the cruiser gets stolen
with Bunny in it.
401
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:52,006
Then it just happens to end up
at a Revenant roadhouse?
402
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,965
Doesn't that sound
spectacularly unlucky to you?
403
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,666
Too unlucky
to be a coincidence?
404
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,974
Mirror, mirror, on the floor...
405
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:13,419
Maybe if we put it
back together,
their luck will change?
406
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:14,855
Well, it can't get any worse.
407
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,987
-Okay.
-One...
408
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:19,686
two, three, drink.
409
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,519
Mm, is that all you got?
410
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:29,696
Come on, fella,
let's take this up a notch, huh?
Grab the ouzo.
411
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,698
I really wish
you would stop helping.
412
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:35,571
One, two, three, drink!
413
00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:40,359
-Ah!
414
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,057
How you feeling there,
Rolfy boy?
415
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,015
-I feel good.
-Good.
416
00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:46,974
-I feel strong.
417
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:50,760
-I failed college.
You weigh, like, eight pounds.
418
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,808
I like you. Ena,
419
00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:56,940
dio, tria!
420
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,739
-Game over, lightweight!
421
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,697
What? I swallowed it!
422
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:17,396
And it came back up,
which means you lose.
Everybody knows that.
423
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,093
It's true, man.
Everyone knows that.
424
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,706
Well, we won fair and square.
Uncuff us.
425
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,536
Hang on!
426
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:31,932
You've been spitting your shots
into this bottle.
427
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:35,414
No, she hasn't.
You haven't, right?
428
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,894
-I learned it from Coyote Ugly.
-Oh, I love that movie!
429
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,722
You broke the rules.
430
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,898
Now I get to break your necks.
431
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:43,987
-Ooh, good one.
432
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:46,468
-Stop!!
433
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,165
-Stop quipping and run!
-Yep.
434
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,429
Okay!
435
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,044
Hurry up! The cuff's chafing.
436
00:23:57,087 --> 00:24:00,917
-You're going too fast
and I'm too drunk.
-Ugh!
437
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:05,661
-You are literally the worst!
Go!
-Climb! Climb! Climb!
438
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:14,627
You found my mementos.
439
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,458
You mean, the souvenirs...
of all the people
you have killed?
440
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,808
-That's a vulgar way to put it.
-It is the truth.
441
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:23,679
Is it Wynonna you're helping?
442
00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:28,118
In a manner of speaking.
443
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:31,992
She must be some woman
if you're willing to give up
one of your precious pistols.
444
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,995
It's sweet you think
she'd want you now.
445
00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:39,086
You know
how your jealousy bores me.
446
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,217
As you really are.
447
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:42,611
Wynonna helped make me
as I am.
448
00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:47,703
I did!
Because you asked me to!
449
00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:52,186
My Henry.
450
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,885
The greatest gunslinger
that ever lived.
451
00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:58,627
A filthy, rotten scoundrel.
452
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,719
All this helping and sacrificing
she has you doing...
453
00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:07,027
-She thinks I can be better.
454
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,289
It's beneath you.
455
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,118
Wynonna is breaking your spirit.
456
00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:14,861
But I love you
when you're at your worst.
457
00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:17,907
Maybe even more.
458
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,219
Then you'll know...
459
00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:27,221
I'm not a man
that does ultimatums.
460
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:28,918
Or likes to choose.
461
00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:31,094
You have chosen.
462
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,620
And you're mine, forever now.
463
00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:38,014
So go, tell the Earp heir.
464
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,844
See if she welcomes you
back into her bed.
465
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,984
We wouldn't be in this mess
if you just played by the rules!
466
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:53,247
There are no rules
in this shit-town.
467
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:57,251
Nicole, if you wanna be
all normal and law-abiding,
do it somewhere else!
468
00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:58,861
You know what? Get your ass
out of your head, Wynonna!
469
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:00,863
You're not the only one
who's been through stuff.
470
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:04,258
Oh, right, I forgot.
You survived a massacre.
471
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:09,176
-Yeah, that one is legit as F.
-You're right I did.
472
00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:12,614
And so I'm not about to die here
handcuffed to a criminal!
473
00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:13,659
You, by the way.
474
00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,574
-Oh! Real mature!
475
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:18,620
You know what?
You survived some shit,
476
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,230
and I cannot wait
for your TED Talk,
477
00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:23,103
but get back to me
when you're cursed!
478
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:24,974
-Jesus!
479
00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:26,976
-Mother bad-lucker, it's jammed.
-Argh!
480
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,631
Not even like Space
or strawberry,
481
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,241
but the bad kind of jam!
482
00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:40,599
Well, aren't you two
a pair of catty little bitches?
483
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:41,948
I like it.
484
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:44,733
All that animosity
running through your veins...
485
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:46,866
-You're basting in it.
486
00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:48,955
Oh, it'll make you taste
so much better.
487
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,656
-You be Scott.
-You be Tessa.
488
00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,978
-We make a pretty good team.
-Yeah, our chemistry's solid.
489
00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:13,849
-Ah!
-Okay.
490
00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:15,808
-Yep. Exactly.
491
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:26,296
As much as I love a feel-good
ending, this ain't it.
492
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,646
Any last words?
493
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,909
-I miss Macaulay Culkin!
-Tell Waverly I love her!
494
00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:33,652
Sure, make me look
like an asshole.
495
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,660
You owe me a wife.
496
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,793
-Worse.
497
00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:46,186
Okay.
498
00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:49,972
There's... there's gotta be
one more piece!
499
00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:52,671
Ah, whoop, there it is!
Here, here.
500
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:55,151
-Oh! Oh, my God.
501
00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:58,024
-I dunno.
502
00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,158
-There's a mountain man!!
-A gross, scabby mountain man!!
503
00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:03,203
So not fixed, then.
504
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,902
Not so fast, Gandalf!
505
00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:07,729
No!
506
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:12,821
-You shall not pass!!!
507
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:19,698
Yeah, on second thought,
you do you, man...
508
00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:22,135
Ah!!
509
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,442
One of you
will be my new wife!
510
00:28:25,486 --> 00:28:28,837
-Not it.
511
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:29,403
Come on.
512
00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:32,232
-Help.
513
00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:36,802
Shit!
514
00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:43,199
: Okay,
the mirror wasn't the only thing
they broke, right?
515
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,987
It looks like a...
a lawn ornament?
516
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:51,730
He's not an ogre.
517
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,296
He's a gnome!
518
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:58,258
!
-You owe me a wife. Now choose.
519
00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,869
-How could we possibly--
-She'd make a great gnome wife.
520
00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:04,743
-Ooh, loving a good puzzle.
-She's beautiful and...
521
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:07,049
annoyingly noble.
And I know she's great in bed,
522
00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,095
because my house
has very thin walls.
523
00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:12,011
-Quick, quick, quick, quick!
-Stop!
-You should choose Wynonna.
524
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,404
She is funny and irrepressible,
525
00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:17,799
and she always goes to the mat
for the people she loves.
526
00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:20,933
-More tape!
-Oh, and she's super fertile!
-It was one time.
527
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:24,066
You stick to that,
I will do tape.
528
00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:28,331
I think this would be
a really good time to tell you
that I am a lesbian.
529
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:31,857
-Oh, like you never went
through an experimental phase.
-Not with gnomes!
530
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:34,163
That's very narrow-minded,
Nicole! Love is love!
531
00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:36,252
-Stop talking!!!
532
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:40,866
-Okay.
533
00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:43,782
Ugh! You want a wife,
but you need a mint.
534
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:47,437
-We're missing a piece!
-Okay, I got the knees!
535
00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:50,136
I got the...
Oh, my God, these are--
536
00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:53,139
Boobs?! Oh, hell gnome,
it's a lady!
537
00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:55,837
They broke his gnome wife!
Quick, stick the boobs back on!
538
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,274
-That is a lawsuit
waiting to happen!
-Okay, fine, I'll do it!
539
00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:00,973
-Just... hand me
the double-sided tape!
540
00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:04,150
-Yes.
-Oh, God, I really wish
we had a gnome bra!
541
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:04,977
Done!
542
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:06,979
There.
543
00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:14,290
Monique! You're alright.
544
00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:21,254
Oh, buh-buh-buh-buh!
545
00:30:21,297 --> 00:30:22,821
Ah!
546
00:30:26,302 --> 00:30:28,478
-Aw, that was kind of--
-Sweet.
547
00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:30,176
And romantic.
548
00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:32,918
Exactly how
my first Grindr date ended.
549
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,791
I've said too much.
550
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,446
Found it at the old roadhouse.
Doors were open,
keys were in the ignition.
551
00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,361
I wouldn't drive it
for more than a day.
552
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:44,538
You never know
when the owner's gonna sober up
and report it stolen.
553
00:30:45,452 --> 00:30:48,324
Okay. We got some cash, an ID.
554
00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:52,981
Ooh, I knew an outlaw'd get
what's needed when I need
to get out of Dodge fast.
555
00:30:54,026 --> 00:30:57,507
Oh, but...
I'm not gonna take your pistol.
556
00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,987
We both know
you might need that.
557
00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:01,163
-Much obliged.
558
00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:04,340
Otherwise, nicely done,
Johnny Hank.
559
00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:05,864
Wish I could say the same.
560
00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:08,518
Is this where you beg me
to stay?
561
00:31:08,562 --> 00:31:10,259
Oh, I do not beg.
562
00:31:13,045 --> 00:31:16,091
Anyways, this gives us our best
chance at keeping them safe.
563
00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:19,965
Seems to be my lot in life.
Leaving to keep
other people safe.
564
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:22,402
-Am I meant
to feel sorry for you?
-No.
565
00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:24,447
I would never ask you that.
566
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:27,276
But you do recognize this,
you recognize me,
567
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,191
you recognize what I'm doing.
568
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:33,239
Setting evil free
and imperiling your own family
in the process?
569
00:31:33,282 --> 00:31:37,199
Now that I know
what's happened to Julian,
I have to go find him.
570
00:31:37,243 --> 00:31:39,027
He's lost out there.
571
00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:41,421
He's outside
the Ghost River Triangle.
572
00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:45,642
From the second
I walked into that barn...
573
00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,601
you knew I'd make you leave,
574
00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:49,995
you knew I'd help you.
575
00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:52,345
Sometimes it takes a monster.
576
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:55,609
Wynonna will be angry.
577
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,351
She's not gonna be angry
with you.
578
00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:01,223
She always seems to forgive you.
579
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:04,487
Still,
you may not escape her anger,
580
00:32:04,531 --> 00:32:09,014
for you are abandoning
your family for love.
581
00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:13,583
Oh. Like I'm gonna let
a vampire lecture me on love.
582
00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:26,945
Oh.
Shit.
583
00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:31,601
Out already? Didn't even
have time to send flowers.
584
00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:34,430
It was just a fancy faint.
585
00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:36,998
Yeah, the cat made a bed
in your ass crack.
586
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:40,045
The doctor said I'm fine.
I'm as healthy as an ox.
587
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,655
-With the cankles to match.
-Listen.
588
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:44,614
I am just here
to tell Officer Haught
589
00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:47,008
that despite the day's events,
590
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:49,402
she will not be getting
my support.
591
00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:54,973
She saved your life,
you incorrigible bitch.
592
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:56,626
Perhaps.
593
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:59,673
But she does not belong
here in Purgatory.
594
00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:02,197
She is not our... people.
595
00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:04,504
Are you a xenophobe,
or a homophobe?
596
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,985
Why pick just one?
597
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:10,075
Even though it was against
her best interest,
Nicole did the right thing.
598
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,425
She always does the right thing,
no matter what.
599
00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:14,470
That's the kind of person
who should be sheriff.
600
00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:16,211
-I'll keep that in mind.
-No.
601
00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:20,999
Bunny...
shouldn't we talk about
what really happened today?
602
00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:24,393
What's really got
your pearls all twisted?
603
00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:27,701
-I don't know
what you're talking about.
-What you saw.
604
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,704
Because you saw something,
didn't you, Bun Bun?
605
00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:34,273
It was a dream,
a terrible dream.
606
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:36,405
Like the one
where I'm on the cruise ship
607
00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:39,495
with all the shirtless...
Portuguese sailors.
608
00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:42,324
Okay,
there's a lot to unpack there.
609
00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:45,197
But no... you weren't dreaming.
610
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:47,677
See, you think
you want to know the things
611
00:33:47,721 --> 00:33:49,549
Nedley's been keeping secret.
612
00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:52,769
You don't.
That monster you saw today,
613
00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:56,295
it's just...
the tip of the iceberg.
614
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,166
Iceberg?
615
00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,081
If you don't back Nicole
for sheriff,
616
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:05,043
I am sending that monster
and all of his demon friends...
617
00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:07,045
to your house.
618
00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:10,091
You can't and you won't.
619
00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:12,354
Oh, bless your cold,
withered heart.
620
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,270
You think it could handle
another "fancy faint"?
621
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,752
Then Nicole Haught's gonna be
the next sheriff.
622
00:34:18,795 --> 00:34:20,058
Okay?
623
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:22,408
Have a lovely day.
624
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,366
I need to get to church.
625
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:25,715
You gotta book yourself
that cruise.
626
00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:35,203
How long
have you been listening?
627
00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,726
It would've been rude
to interrupt.
628
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:39,599
-Naughty Haughty.
Because...
629
00:34:40,252 --> 00:34:42,341
I feel like I can hear space
and time.
630
00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:45,518
Hair of the dog?
631
00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:49,391
Officer Haught. At work?
632
00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:52,612
Well, some rules
are made to be broken.
633
00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:54,440
Huh.
Maybe you would be a good wife.
634
00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:57,834
Ah, thank you.
But you're not my type.
You cheat at drinking games.
635
00:34:57,878 --> 00:34:59,401
-Mm-hmm.
636
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:03,797
Truce?
637
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,278
More than a truce. A win.
638
00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:08,106
Hm.
639
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,328
You know, I used to think
you were an outsider too.
640
00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:16,549
And that things would get
too demony and you would...
641
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,813
go and leave my sister
with a broken heart.
642
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:22,772
Wynonna, I love her.
643
00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:23,643
Ew.
644
00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:26,124
Also, you'd better.
645
00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:30,302
And I love you, too.
646
00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:34,262
I mean, I know it's terribly
unfair and sometimes
I really get... jealous,
647
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,482
because you get to be...
648
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:39,267
Get to be what?
649
00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:41,748
You.
650
00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:47,319
You know, you're staked
to this land, same as me.
651
00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:50,191
You never had a choice.
652
00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:51,236
What do you mean?
653
00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,330
It wasn't Black Badge
who saved you
654
00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:00,854
from the Cult of Bulshar
massacre, Nicole.
655
00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,163
It was an idealistic local cop.
656
00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:16,783
Oh...
657
00:36:18,654 --> 00:36:21,614
That little dance battle
at the vampire ball
really did my back in.
658
00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:30,884
Ah...
659
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,632
You were so damn scared.
660
00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:43,984
Still so damn tough.
661
00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:47,292
I found you downriver
from the massacre.
662
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:50,469
You'd gotten yourself
into a canoe, you got away,
so...
663
00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:53,472
You're the one.
664
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,916
Kept an eye on you afterwards.
665
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:05,919
You know,
those folks of yours...
666
00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:11,446
Who lets their six-year-old
daughter go to a music festival
in the woods?
667
00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:14,884
My parents were never anything
but selfish.
668
00:37:14,928 --> 00:37:16,669
If they could see you now.
669
00:37:16,712 --> 00:37:19,237
Uh... we don't talk.
670
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,501
Why?
Because of... who you are?
671
00:37:22,544 --> 00:37:23,893
Yeah.
672
00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:25,895
A cop.
673
00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:28,507
When I found out you'd enrolled
in the police academy,
674
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,900
I couldn't resist
offering you this job.
675
00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,902
When I saw the posting,
I... I knew
676
00:37:32,946 --> 00:37:34,991
that this was where
I had to serve.
677
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:40,780
Everything good
that I have in my life
678
00:37:40,823 --> 00:37:43,913
is because I came back
to the Ghost River Triangle.
679
00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:52,618
You're like a daughter...
to me.
680
00:38:11,419 --> 00:38:13,465
You're wrinkling the crease
in my khakis.
681
00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:23,039
Thank you.
682
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:28,610
You are a tough act to follow.
683
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,482
I'm not going anywhere.
684
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,312
Not if you really need me.
685
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:37,315
Congratulations, Sheriff Haught.
686
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,970
You earned it.
687
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:47,890
Fill a tub with tequila
and salt the rim.
688
00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:49,675
I have had a day.
689
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:53,940
She's gone.
690
00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,074
Went to find Julian.
691
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:11,087
But we just had Christmas
together and it was so nice.
692
00:39:12,524 --> 00:39:13,960
We could spend our whole lives
trying to figure out
693
00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:16,441
why she does what she does,
baby girl.
694
00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:18,443
We already have.
695
00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:21,968
At least now
she really is free.
696
00:39:22,664 --> 00:39:23,752
Must be nice.
697
00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:40,116
Good evening.
698
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:43,903
I come bearing gifts.
699
00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:46,775
Well, gift.
700
00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,697
-This is--
-Bulshar's ring.
701
00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:58,396
It may protect you
in your upcoming battle.
702
00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:01,616
How did you get it?
Nicole had it.
703
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:05,098
Well...
the details are a little foggy.
704
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:09,058
I do like to day drink,
as you know.
705
00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:10,451
Why don't you keep it?
706
00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:15,761
Anyone ever tell you
not to look a gift horse
in the mouth?
707
00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:18,546
Did you spend the day
with my mother?
708
00:40:18,590 --> 00:40:21,941
-She essentially treated me
as her Ober--
-Uber.
709
00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,428
What she told me
may require some explanation.
710
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:31,777
She thought so, too.
711
00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,128
Lemme just read it to you.
712
00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:37,826
"Dear Wynonna,
713
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,699
don't trust Doc Holliday.
714
00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:44,964
He's not what he says he is."
715
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:48,750
Did she also say
she set Bobo free from the well?
716
00:40:48,794 --> 00:40:51,449
She does love to burn a place
down before she runs.
717
00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:53,581
The recklessness
of her actions -
718
00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:56,062
I do not see how she could
remain here and keep you safe.
719
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,586
Just tell me what you did.
720
00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:03,069
Who are you?
721
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,768
-Who I've always been.
-Don't talk to me in riddles.
722
00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:09,467
-Like you give a shit about me.
723
00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:11,207
You refused me.
724
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:16,517
Wynonna, I do care--
725
00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:20,695
You are runnin' out of road,
woman.
726
00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:22,610
Tell me what you are.
727
00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:31,010
Kate.
728
00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:35,144
You let her do this.
729
00:41:37,886 --> 00:41:39,497
She had you.
730
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,500
It was the only way.
731
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:44,197
What about us?
732
00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:46,678
What about Alice?
733
00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:49,811
What would our daughter say
734
00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:53,554
if she knew
her father sold his soul?!
735
00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:56,949
You of all people
should understand the sacrifices
that have been made.
736
00:41:56,992 --> 00:42:00,822
You wanted your immortality
that badly, selfish asshole?!
737
00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,128
You watch your mouth!!
738
00:42:04,304 --> 00:42:05,523
Bite me.
739
00:42:09,135 --> 00:42:10,702
There are some...
740
00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:13,792
...advantages...
741
00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:16,838
...to you being a vampire.
742
00:42:18,013 --> 00:42:19,972
John Henry Holliday,
743
00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:22,801
you're not welcome
in my home anymore.
744
00:42:22,844 --> 00:42:24,193
Don't you do this.
745
00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:27,066
No, you did this.
746
00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:28,154
Not me.
747
00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:42,211
♪
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