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Where the hell is my phone charger?
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Some joyride music, Dad?
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With 5G LTE Wi-Fi,
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the all-new Chevy Colorado
lets you hit the road.
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But keep in touch.
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♪ Who got the feeling ♪
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♪ Tell me why I cry when I feel it ♪
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ Who got the feeling ♪
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♪ Tell me why I cry... ♪
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Whoa, that's impressive.
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ Phone ringing,
never outgoing, homebody ♪
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♪ Never outgoing, put my doubts on
when these walls up ♪
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♪ Tearing at the black tie... ♪
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...of the world.
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...of the world.
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♪ ...off-kilter, off-kilter ♪
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♪ I turn memory to fantasy
for that better pleasure, fuck ♪
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- Hey, man.
- Dude, where are you?
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Dude, I know what you're gonna say,
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and no, I'm not coming
to the party for Dana.
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Amazing, 'cause it'd be super shitty
of you to lie to your best friend.
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Jake, I was just as surprised
as you were that she's coming.
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But can you go to her Instagram quickly
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- and look at it?
- Are you fucking kidding me?!
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Oh my God.
Dude, okay, I'm doing it.
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- But this is the last time, seriously.
- Dude...
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Look at the last photo she posted, man.
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Okay, I'm on it.
What... what is it?
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Jake, dude, do you see that?
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That's... that's some guy's hand
right next to her, man.
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You see that?
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My God.
That is a baked potato.
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Dude, no, it's not.
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- That's clearly some guy.
- Yes, it is.
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You're tripping.
You're tripping, man.
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You are, like, literally losing your mind.
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And it doesn't even matter.
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Like, look, I love Dana,
I love her to death,
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but she's the biggest bitch
I've ever met in my life.
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I mean, she broke up with you
for no reason, dude.
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Come on.
Give it some time.
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Download Tinder,
get yourself laid.
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Now, what time are you gonna be here?
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'Cause we are shotgunning beers
at midnight
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in every single time zone!
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There are 24 time zones.
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Uh, I gotta go.
It's midnight in Jerusalem, man.
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- All right.
- I'll see you soon, okay?
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L'Chaim, motherfucker...
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Hey, Siri,
remind me in three hours
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to let her come to me.
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Okay, I'll remind you.
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Shit.
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Obstruction ahead.
New route detected.
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What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Seven hours?
What the fuck?
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Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
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Shit.
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Not too bad.
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In two miles, make a U-turn.
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Make a U-turn now.
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Shut up!
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♪ Game need refreshing,
what you been suggesting ♪
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♪ Wrote a new constitution,
we don't need amending ♪
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♪ I go Johnnie Cochran
when I'm raisin' my defenses ♪
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♪ Man, I feel like Michael Keaton
when a nigga start ascendin' ♪
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♪ Never second-guessin',
had to do a lot of restin' ♪
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♪ Like I played for Popovich,
tryna find our new direction ♪
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♪ Listen, I ain't for the shelvin',
what you niggas tellin' ♪
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♪ My team been rebellin' from wherever
you were headin', goddamn ♪
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♪ This shit bump like a belly
when it's pregnant ♪
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♪ Bonafide big brr lookin' like a Yeti ♪
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♪ Swift feet cheetah,
that's a real big kitty ♪
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♪ Who made y'all judges,
that's a real ass feeling ♪
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♪ I don't like the sly ones,
forget 'em and I dead 'em ♪
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♪ Always off the shit
like a constipated reverend ♪
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♪ Y'all don't like to shit talk, dumb pun,
all fun, but I make your bitch ♪
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♪ Crack a giggle
with the next one ♪
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♪ Goofy ass boy,
look like Elmer Fudd's cousin ♪
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♪ Heavy-ass feet,
bet Pluto heard you comin' ♪
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♪ Actin' like Regina,
you a lil' bit dramatic ♪
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♪ I been in the cockpit,
I been in the cabin ♪
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♪ Take the ego out, just revolve
around the planet ♪
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♪ Damn, I'm like Kirby, man,
I don't take damage ♪
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♪ Oh, so hot, so, sst, get branded ♪
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♪ I'm just havin' fun,
cops hit me... ♪
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With 5G LTE Wi-Fi,
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the all-new Chevy Colorado
lets you hit the road.
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♪ Real quick bills
still stacking to the ceiling ♪
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♪ What you mean it ain't working ♪
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Shit.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hello? Hey...
Hey, Mom?
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Mom, if you can hear me,
I'll call you back.
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Mom?
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Motherfucker.
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Shit.
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Shit.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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