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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 ======================= Author: truc1979 Fix or feedback: please let me know truc1979@laposte.net ======================= 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:18,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:02:28,751 --> 00:02:29,642 This is Martin. 4 00:02:29,642 --> 00:02:33,031 This is Dr Jones. I'm in Cruella Industries Headquarters. 5 00:02:33,483 --> 00:02:35,603 Excellent. Any trouble? 6 00:02:35,603 --> 00:02:36,725 (Not yet.) 7 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:39,757 But I have cleaned 3 floors with the toilets to get here. 8 00:02:41,289 --> 00:02:44,025 Excellent work Dr Jones. Your country appreciates it. 9 00:02:44,343 --> 00:02:45,634 Any sign of the idol? 10 00:02:46,357 --> 00:02:47,997 That's right in front of me. 11 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,777 Can you secure it? 12 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:52,323 Its value is a *** national security. 13 00:02:52,915 --> 00:02:54,371 Looks easy enough. 14 00:02:54,857 --> 00:02:56,239 That's what worries me. 15 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,369 Is our deal still on place? 16 00:02:58,969 --> 00:03:02,039 Yes, you will be allowed to study it for your own research, 17 00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:04,592 as long as we know it's not in the hands of our enemies. 18 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:08,439 No one want the CIA going back on their word now. 19 00:03:08,908 --> 00:03:10,581 No tricks, Jones. 20 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,719 Just get the idol away from Evilla Cruella, 21 00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:16,473 and you've done the world greatest service. 22 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,284 It doesn't seem to be an alarm system in place. 23 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,326 I'll call you once I'm outside. 24 00:03:22,326 --> 00:03:24,109 Be careful. 25 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:26,800 Don't worry, 26 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,011 I've stolen my fair share of idols. 27 00:03:28,850 --> 00:03:29,968 Piece of cake. 28 00:03:29,968 --> 00:03:31,218 Over and out. 29 00:03:44,454 --> 00:03:45,401 Hmm. 30 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:50,665 You will look spectacular in my trophy case. 31 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:52,367 Freeze! 32 00:03:52,727 --> 00:03:54,521 (Put your hands up.) 33 00:03:56,950 --> 00:03:58,757 Easy Lady. 34 00:03:58,903 --> 00:04:00,143 What are you doing in here? 35 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,157 Let me guess... 36 00:04:02,157 --> 00:04:03,604 Silent alarm? 37 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:04,693 That's right. 38 00:04:04,693 --> 00:04:06,406 Now I've asked you: what were you doing? 39 00:04:06,951 --> 00:04:08,552 What's it look like, Einstein? 40 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,191 I'm the cleaning lady. 41 00:04:10,191 --> 00:04:11,263 (I'm cleaning up.) 42 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,123 How'd you get in here? 43 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:14,416 All the doors are locked. 44 00:04:15,162 --> 00:04:17,435 Can I help it? I get paid to clean. 45 00:04:17,435 --> 00:04:20,425 I finished three floors, this was my last stop. 46 00:04:21,373 --> 00:04:22,360 That's right. 47 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,573 I saw you on the second floor. 48 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 You do good work. 49 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,750 Thanks. I try. 50 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:30,628 (Well, I guess there's no harm done.) 51 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,146 We better not let anybody know about this. 52 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,950 They'll fire one of us for sure. 53 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,150 Why would I tell anyone? 54 00:04:37,150 --> 00:04:38,518 I don't want to lose my job. 55 00:04:38,650 --> 00:04:39,450 (Well, me either.) 56 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,350 So we agree? This never happened. 57 00:04:42,899 --> 00:04:43,929 What happened? 58 00:04:44,413 --> 00:04:46,269 Yeah, that's the idea. 59 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:49,036 You know, my shift is over now. 60 00:04:49,403 --> 00:04:50,384 What do you say? 61 00:04:50,853 --> 00:04:52,347 (You and me seal the deal?) 62 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:55,975 This way neither one of us is tempted to talk about it later. 63 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:59,059 You mean... 64 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,381 ...you and me? 65 00:05:01,124 --> 00:05:03,097 Right here on the desk. 66 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:05,576 Well... 67 00:05:06,338 --> 00:05:08,966 I guess no one gonna miss me for a little while. 68 00:05:09,781 --> 00:05:10,878 Great. 69 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,588 Let's not waste any time. 70 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,517 Oh baby, you already started to me good luck. 71 00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:40,030 (And that, Mr Martin,) 72 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:43,555 it's how I stole the sacred idol of Eros right from under their noses. 73 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,644 Excellent work, Dr Jones. Excellent. 74 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,998 You know, word on the street is that Evilla Cruella 75 00:10:49,998 --> 00:10:52,845 is absolutely having a cow over this. 76 00:10:53,628 --> 00:10:55,096 And well, she might. 77 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:57,965 We have to ensure that this never falls into her hands again. 78 00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,588 Don't forget our deal: 79 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,676 I keep the idol for my research, and when I'm done, 80 00:11:02,676 --> 00:11:05,580 you CIA boys can have it for your little collection. 81 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,335 I wish you'd reconsider our agreement Dr Jones. 82 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,413 We can't afford to have that floating around out there somewhere. 83 00:11:12,235 --> 00:11:14,154 It won't be floating anywhere. 84 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,740 It will be with me. 85 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,502 I'll take good care of it. 86 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,994 You realize that on that idol, somewhere, 87 00:11:21,994 --> 00:11:24,265 is the location of the temple of Eros? 88 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,456 Exactly. 89 00:11:25,456 --> 00:11:29,203 And whoever finds the temple, finds the Tiara of Aisha. 90 00:11:29,496 --> 00:11:30,700 Exactly. 91 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:33,541 And whoever has the Tiara of Aisha, 92 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:36,959 shall be the ruler of the Empire of Moronica. 93 00:11:38,405 --> 00:11:41,963 Can you believe Evilla Cruella, with all her millions, 94 00:11:41,963 --> 00:11:44,034 still wants to be ruler of the Empire? 95 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,948 (That's not gonna happen.) 96 00:11:46,232 --> 00:11:47,395 We're counting on you. 97 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,850 (Listen Martin,) 98 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:52,105 I'll give you this trinket as soon as I decipher the map to the temple. 99 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,893 That's all I'm interested in. 100 00:11:53,893 --> 00:11:56,563 And what then? You'll hold on to the Tiara? 101 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,775 It's a museum piece. 102 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:03,095 I have no intention of becoming queen of the morons. 103 00:12:03,444 --> 00:12:05,035 That's your job. 104 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,186 Contact me the moment you break the code. 105 00:12:09,686 --> 00:12:10,916 Ciao baby. 106 00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:22,903 I want that idol. It's mine by right of my ancestry. 107 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,125 Perhaps. But I thought you were from Hoboken. 108 00:12:26,675 --> 00:12:29,367 Hoboken... Well... 109 00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:34,836 My grandpa did settled there, but my real destiny is the Empire of Moronica. 110 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,562 Yes, of course. 111 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,947 This is all very unfortunate. 112 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,714 I entrusted my spies to bring me my idol. 113 00:12:42,714 --> 00:12:45,197 We had it, but it slipped away. 114 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,681 (And I want it back.) 115 00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:49,369 How can we help you achieve your goals, Mistress? 116 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:53,773 I must have that idol. It alone has the location of the temple of Eros. 117 00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:57,200 With it i can acquire the Tiara of Aisha, 118 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,382 and rule all of Moronica. 119 00:12:59,837 --> 00:13:02,651 And then you will be the supreme Empress of Moronica. 120 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:04,656 Suits me well, don't you think? 121 00:13:04,656 --> 00:13:06,100 It does, indeed. 122 00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:07,841 Then get me that idol. 123 00:13:07,841 --> 00:13:10,577 I don't care how you do it or by what means, 124 00:13:10,577 --> 00:13:13,000 just bring it back to me. 125 00:13:13,332 --> 00:13:16,186 I understand that Dr Jones, the eminent archaeologist, 126 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,486 (has it in her possession.) 127 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,598 Then you know what to do. 128 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:23,539 Rally our spies in America and bring me that idol. 129 00:13:23,944 --> 00:13:24,885 At your command. 130 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,699 I will have that idol ***. 131 00:13:49,549 --> 00:13:52,580 Man! I feel like I haven't showered in a week. 132 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:58,532 At least, still smells like a blonde security guard. 133 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,689 Well, I can fix that. 134 00:17:05,619 --> 00:17:06,769 Who the hell are you? 135 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,399 (Carol Summers.) 136 00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:10,850 Department of National Antiquities. 137 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:17,359 Martin asked me to stop by to see if I could be of any assistance. 138 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,026 Is that so... 139 00:17:19,736 --> 00:17:21,742 (Well, I didn't hear anything about this,) 140 00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:24,276 and I don't remember asking for any help. 141 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,500 Well, Martin's anxious to have the idol in safekeeping. 142 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:29,100 As long as you possess it, 143 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,600 (it it could fall into the wrong hands.) 144 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,802 Pff, yeah, I've heard the spiel. 145 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,149 Can you give me a moment? 146 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,348 Alright. 147 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,994 You can just step outside to the hallway. 148 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,557 [*phone rings*] 149 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,546 Martin here. 150 00:17:53,766 --> 00:17:55,100 This is Dr Jones. 151 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:56,735 Ah. Doctor. 152 00:17:56,735 --> 00:17:57,613 Everything's all right? 153 00:17:57,850 --> 00:18:00,912 Just calling to check on a Carol Summers. 154 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:02,423 Yes? 155 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,904 One of yours? 156 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,800 (Absolutely. We thought you might need a hand.) 157 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,350 Carol is an excellent... cipher. 158 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,006 So am I. 159 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,050 But I could use some help. 160 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,950 Might speed up the process a little. 161 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,376 That's what we thought. 162 00:18:18,376 --> 00:18:19,755 She's very good. 163 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,447 I'm sure you two will hit it all off. 164 00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:23,663 I'll let you know. 165 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,025 Hey, and next time you ask someone to drop in on me, 166 00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:28,501 warn me first. 167 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,411 Understood. 168 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,217 Carol? 169 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,700 Everything hunky-dory? 170 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,150 Yeah, it's all "hunky-dory". 171 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,500 So what's your game, sister? 172 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,392 I'm just your average, red blooded, all american egghead, I guess. 173 00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:52,160 Too smart for my own good. 174 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,252 No luck with the boys, huh? 175 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,000 No. Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. 176 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,350 That's why I wear contacts. 177 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,754 I wish I could but it hurts my eyes. 178 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,588 Hmm, studying too hard. You should get out more. 179 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,217 Hmm, maybe. 180 00:19:08,217 --> 00:19:09,788 Everything's okay? 181 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,063 Oh... 182 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,995 That's a whip mark. 183 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,125 A whip mark? 184 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,300 Got it in Istanbul. 185 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:17,950 That's incredible. 186 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,555 Someone actually whipped you? 187 00:19:19,978 --> 00:19:22,859 Well, they tried. But they didn't get away with it. 188 00:19:22,977 --> 00:19:25,515 I had a live cobra in my pants. 189 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,134 A live cobra? 190 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,930 (Never underestimate the power of...) 191 00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:31,868 highly poisonous and very pissed-off snake. 192 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,900 Sounds like you've been through a lot. 193 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,116 And I've got the bruises to prove it. 194 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,340 A person who lives a dangerous life like you do, 195 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,536 needs to relax more. 196 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,233 Maybe. 197 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,204 But in my line of work you got to keep on your toes. 198 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:49,033 Sounds like you need a massage. 199 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,318 I studied Rikki in college. 200 00:19:52,515 --> 00:19:53,394 Rikki? 201 00:19:53,394 --> 00:19:58,196 Rikki Tikki Tavi. The art of sensuous mongoose massage. 202 00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,150 Are you any good? 203 00:20:00,656 --> 00:20:02,850 Well... I haven't had any luck with the boys, 204 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:05,100 but I scored a pretty high with the girls. 205 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:05,717 Mm-hmm. 206 00:20:06,593 --> 00:20:08,239 Well... 207 00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:11,974 Martin did say you were to lend a helping hand. 208 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:15,365 He didn't say where those hands would be used. 209 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,362 So what the hell? 210 00:25:41,149 --> 00:25:42,988 At last... 211 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,876 "The person who possesses it rules the Empire". 212 00:25:47,450 --> 00:25:49,565 Dought... Who wants it? 213 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,368 This was too easy. 214 00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:58,927 Hold it! 215 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,548 Okay, okay, don't shoot. 216 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:04,357 Now, gently. Put everything back on the counter. 217 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,471 (That's a good boy.) 218 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,667 Now tell me: who do you work for? 219 00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:11,650 I think you already know. 220 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,878 I work for the rightful owner of that idol: 221 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,366 Evilla Cruella. The heir to the Empire Moronica. 222 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,397 You mean: "the airhead". 223 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,008 Wait. Isn't she from Hoboken? 224 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:25,574 Well, her grandpa settled in Hoboken but her ancestors were Morons. 225 00:26:25,574 --> 00:26:27,085 Make no mistake about it. 226 00:26:27,964 --> 00:26:29,836 I'm gonna have to trust you on that one. 227 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,911 Unfortunately the idol is mine now, 228 00:26:32,911 --> 00:26:37,260 and when I finish, the CIA is gonna put it where the sun don't shine. 229 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,712 You don't know what you're playing with, Dr Jones. 230 00:26:39,712 --> 00:26:42,150 Evilla will go to great lengths to regain that idol. 231 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,329 You could be a very rich woman. 232 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,600 What's money to me? 233 00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:50,200 You could have power. Lots of power. 234 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,326 I'm already telling the CIA where to stick it. 235 00:26:52,326 --> 00:26:53,878 How much more power do I need? 236 00:26:54,539 --> 00:26:57,488 Hmm. You could have rocking sex, day and night. 237 00:26:57,719 --> 00:26:58,474 Nice... 238 00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,993 But I'm a little tired. 239 00:27:00,074 --> 00:27:02,553 Now turn around, and put your hands behind your back. 240 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,638 (Okay.) 241 00:27:04,676 --> 00:27:07,220 But this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. 242 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,797 (That's what all the boys say.) 243 00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:10,618 *Ouch* 244 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,694 Good work, Carol. 245 00:27:15,482 --> 00:27:17,500 I thought you might sleep through the entire thing. 246 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,872 Dr Jones takes a lot out of a woman. 247 00:27:19,950 --> 00:27:21,785 I'm still a little weak in the knees. 248 00:27:21,785 --> 00:27:22,934 (Cool your jets, Carol!) 249 00:27:23,134 --> 00:27:25,507 Let's grab everything and get out of here before she wakes up. 250 00:27:26,003 --> 00:27:29,965 See you doctor. Thanks for the hot sex. 251 00:27:33,709 --> 00:27:36,400 This is terrible news, Dr Jones. 252 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,643 Yes. 253 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,562 ... I mean... What is? 254 00:27:40,650 --> 00:27:42,350 Are you sure you're alright? 255 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:43,600 Me? 256 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,377 Pff. Of course I am. 257 00:27:47,405 --> 00:27:48,657 What did you just called me? 258 00:27:49,395 --> 00:27:51,951 You're Dr Jones. 259 00:27:52,648 --> 00:27:53,660 I am? 260 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,977 Oh dear... 261 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,500 Don't you remember anything that's happened? 262 00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:00,690 Oh! Of course I do. 263 00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:02,156 I took a shower, 264 00:28:02,156 --> 00:28:04,604 (got to know Carol a little better,) 265 00:28:04,604 --> 00:28:06,888 and then I found this strange guy in my house. 266 00:28:06,888 --> 00:28:08,250 And he was stealing the idol. 267 00:28:08,258 --> 00:28:09,258 Yes, yes? 268 00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:11,379 I had the upper hand... 269 00:28:11,913 --> 00:28:15,873 and the he told me that Evilla Cruella wants to be Empress of Moronica. 270 00:28:17,509 --> 00:28:19,803 She comes from a long line of Morons. 271 00:28:19,877 --> 00:28:22,088 From Hoboken... so I'm told. 272 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,071 Yeah, that's what I thought too. 273 00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:25,410 But the bottom line is: 274 00:28:25,410 --> 00:28:29,316 "Whoever finds the Tiara of Aisha, can crown themselves Empress" 275 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:30,513 (It's a slam dunk) 276 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,500 Anyone can be ruler. Even you. 277 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:34,893 Yep. 278 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,250 What about Carol? 279 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,290 Gone when I woke up. 280 00:28:39,096 --> 00:28:40,230 Maybe she split... 281 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,718 Maybe she got kidnapped! 282 00:28:43,332 --> 00:28:44,746 (You haven't heard from her?) 283 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,200 Nothing. 284 00:28:46,702 --> 00:28:49,702 Now you understand it's vitally important that we recover this idol. 285 00:28:52,328 --> 00:28:54,231 It's your personal responsibility. 286 00:28:54,231 --> 00:28:57,271 This never would have happened had you taken my advice in the first place. 287 00:28:57,271 --> 00:28:58,963 Save your speeches. 288 00:28:58,963 --> 00:29:00,059 I feel bad enough. 289 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:01,550 Don't worry. 290 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:04,147 How can I not worry? 291 00:29:05,032 --> 00:29:07,052 I've got a secret. 292 00:29:07,594 --> 00:29:09,331 Tell me! Tell me! 293 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:13,400 I placed a small tracking device on the idol base. 294 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:16,567 I've got a GPS signal onto every move. 295 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,644 Excellent Dr Jones. 296 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,150 Where is the idol now? 297 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,800 I don't know. 298 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,619 The tracking unit's broken BUT I'm working on it. 299 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:33,061 I'll send a tech over to help out. 300 00:29:33,433 --> 00:29:36,345 (In the meantime, please, keep in touch.) 301 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,444 Ask him to knock next time, okay? 302 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,437 [*phone rings*] 303 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,929 Martin here. 304 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,550 [*phone rings*] 305 00:34:32,517 --> 00:34:33,506 Mr Martin? 306 00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:36,302 Sorry, I was away from my phone. 307 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:39,850 Yeah. 308 00:34:40,068 --> 00:34:41,555 Let me stop by my house, 309 00:34:41,555 --> 00:34:43,405 I'll change, get my tools, 310 00:34:43,405 --> 00:34:46,405 and I *** over there. 311 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,077 Okay. 312 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,570 You have news for me? 313 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:54,600 The best. 314 00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,543 Excellent. 315 00:34:59,711 --> 00:35:02,364 Finally a man who does not disappoint. 316 00:35:03,246 --> 00:35:04,674 I've got the notebook. 317 00:35:05,150 --> 00:35:08,468 Good Carol. Your training has paid off. 318 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,635 These pages are blank. 319 00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:20,238 We didn't have a chance to start unscrambling the code. 320 00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:24,100 This is worthless. 321 00:35:24,550 --> 00:35:25,900 What now mistress? 322 00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:33,688 Carol, I want you to go back to Dr Jones. 323 00:35:33,688 --> 00:35:36,192 Tell her you were kidnapped but managed to escape. 324 00:35:36,192 --> 00:35:38,974 Then I want you to gain her confidence, 325 00:35:38,990 --> 00:35:41,052 and see what you can find out. 326 00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,465 Yes mistress. 327 00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,186 You've done well, Drago. 328 00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:57,730 You deserve a reward, and I alone will give it to you. 329 00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:00,450 I am unworthy, but I will take it. 330 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:02,072 Come with me. 331 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,529 Such a good, good boy. 332 00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:41,195 Take this tight pants off of here. 333 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:43,979 Damnit. 334 00:41:43,979 --> 00:41:46,965 Close, but not good enough to get me a signal. 335 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:56,337 Carol! 336 00:41:56,661 --> 00:41:57,683 Dr Jones. 337 00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,045 What happened to you? 338 00:41:59,138 --> 00:42:00,826 (After you were knocked on the head,) 339 00:42:00,826 --> 00:42:03,573 two men grabbed me from the bed and kidnapped me. 340 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,846 Poor thing. 341 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:07,806 It was terrible. Just terrible. 342 00:42:07,806 --> 00:42:09,332 They thought I knew something, 343 00:42:09,332 --> 00:42:11,995 so they brought me to this abandoned warehouse, 344 00:42:11,995 --> 00:42:14,474 where they did awful things to me. 345 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:17,488 But I couldn't tell them anything cuz I didn't know anything. 346 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:18,200 You know? 347 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,197 I know. 348 00:42:20,344 --> 00:42:21,519 Did they hurt you? 349 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:24,097 I'm okay. Just scared I guess. 350 00:42:24,097 --> 00:42:27,497 When they realized I couldn't help them, they left me there. 351 00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,187 I managed to wiggle myself loose, 352 00:42:30,187 --> 00:42:32,576 and rush over here to see if you were okay. 353 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:38,432 Carol... You're wearing different clothes. 354 00:42:38,432 --> 00:42:40,907 Well... I went home first... 355 00:42:40,907 --> 00:42:43,381 cuz they kidnapped me while I was naked after all. 356 00:42:44,096 --> 00:42:44,856 Of course. 357 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,348 Oh well, I'm glad you're okay. 358 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,471 What are you doing? 359 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,098 I managed to put a tracking device in the base of the idol. 360 00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,312 Really? 361 00:42:56,312 --> 00:42:57,876 I didn't know that. 362 00:42:58,100 --> 00:42:59,217 Well I did. 363 00:42:59,217 --> 00:43:01,034 But my tracking device is on the blank, 364 00:43:01,034 --> 00:43:02,891 and I can't seem to get it to work. 365 00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:04,450 Can you fix it? 366 00:43:04,747 --> 00:43:07,361 Maybe. I'm working on it. 367 00:43:08,450 --> 00:43:09,984 Is there anything you can't do? 368 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,098 I can't give myself head... 369 00:43:13,149 --> 00:43:14,649 ...but I'm working on that too. 370 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:16,079 Really? 371 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:19,130 No, that was a joke. 372 00:43:19,150 --> 00:43:19,986 Oh. 373 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:21,000 [*someone's knocking at the door*] 374 00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,575 Do me a favor, go see who that is. 375 00:43:23,575 --> 00:43:24,471 Okay. 376 00:43:37,136 --> 00:43:38,764 Look what I found. 377 00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:44,097 Mark X. 378 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,036 (Let me guess: you're here to help.) 379 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,652 You don't look happy to see me. 380 00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,941 I don't have time for your CIA boy toy games. 381 00:43:49,941 --> 00:43:51,399 I've got a lot of work to do here. 382 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,510 That's why I'm here. 383 00:43:52,650 --> 00:43:54,937 Martin thought that I can work the bugs out of your tracking device. 384 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:56,949 Knock yourself out. 385 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,650 What seems to be the trouble? 386 00:44:01,150 --> 00:44:02,235 It's not working. 387 00:44:03,895 --> 00:44:05,196 I got that much. 388 00:44:05,196 --> 00:44:07,514 Did you... drop it, or... 389 00:44:07,550 --> 00:44:10,338 Well, yeah. From about 50 feet up in the air. 390 00:44:10,650 --> 00:44:11,993 That sounds pretty reckless. 391 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:14,062 Even from you. 392 00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,936 Well, when you're hanging by a toenail, 393 00:44:16,936 --> 00:44:19,730 butt-naked from a Portuguese hot-air balloon over Libya, 394 00:44:19,730 --> 00:44:21,844 your set of priorities tends to change a bit. 395 00:44:22,157 --> 00:44:23,322 I guess so. 396 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,097 Nice view though, huh? 397 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:26,949 No one complained. 398 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,641 Yeah... Do you mind? 399 00:44:29,185 --> 00:44:30,147 (Go ahead.) 400 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,428 (I've got to take off for about an hour.) 401 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,912 Carol here will keep you company. 402 00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:36,106 Where are you going? 403 00:44:36,450 --> 00:44:39,818 Martin set me up with a certain Dr Xavier... 404 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,400 Seems I'm still a bit foggy up here. 405 00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:44,788 Hopefully I'll have it up and running by the time you get back. 406 00:44:44,819 --> 00:44:45,713 Good luck. 407 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:51,020 Now... Let's see if we can fix this baby. 408 00:44:59,755 --> 00:45:02,592 Why these places always have to be freezing. 409 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:06,996 Then they give you these stupid gowns with your butt hanging out. 410 00:45:06,851 --> 00:45:09,029 Pff. Honestly... 411 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:15,745 So you're Dr Jones. 412 00:45:16,350 --> 00:45:19,442 Uh... Doctor of ancient relics and archaeology. 413 00:45:19,442 --> 00:45:20,815 Not a medical doctor. 414 00:45:20,815 --> 00:45:21,694 I'm relieved. 415 00:45:21,877 --> 00:45:24,200 For a moment I thought you were trying to treat yourself. 416 00:45:24,940 --> 00:45:26,800 I'm Dr Xavier. 417 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,964 Dr X? I like that. 418 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,928 So what seems to be the trouble? 419 00:45:34,450 --> 00:45:36,232 Well this sounds crazy, 420 00:45:36,232 --> 00:45:38,505 but I had this guy at gunpoint, 421 00:45:38,505 --> 00:45:43,063 oh, real numbskull, you know, IQ hovering around room temperature. 422 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:47,556 I think I know the type. 423 00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:48,587 Well... 424 00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:52,195 I've got the drop on this goon and I was I was about to handcuff his ass, 425 00:45:52,195 --> 00:45:53,880 when someone hit me from behind. 426 00:45:54,122 --> 00:45:55,185 And then, when I woke up, 427 00:45:55,185 --> 00:45:56,753 I had a touch of... 428 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,521 Amnesia? 429 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,546 I can't remember. 430 00:46:01,942 --> 00:46:02,643 Hmmm... 431 00:46:03,295 --> 00:46:04,197 Yeah... 432 00:46:06,957 --> 00:46:08,363 Take one of these. 433 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:09,767 This will help. 434 00:46:11,122 --> 00:46:13,203 This will help me remember? 435 00:46:13,754 --> 00:46:15,250 Not exactly. 436 00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:17,515 But it'll make the exam go by a lot easier. 437 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,878 Okay. I'm down for easy. 438 00:46:22,355 --> 00:46:23,304 Now what? 439 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:24,749 Give it a moment. 440 00:46:28,550 --> 00:46:29,456 Oh.... 441 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:31,685 (Wooo...) 442 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,735 It really... gives a kick. 443 00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:36,692 Oh... 444 00:46:39,050 --> 00:46:41,588 I feel a mile high right now! 445 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,156 Good. 446 00:46:43,607 --> 00:46:45,481 Cuz we're gonna go on a little trip. 447 00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:49,037 I'm tripping right now, Doctor. 448 00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:51,290 Come on, how about some free love, huh? 449 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,429 1960 style, yeah. 450 00:46:55,037 --> 00:46:58,502 Well... We have a few hours until the plane leaves... 451 00:46:58,502 --> 00:47:00,823 I guess we can start the exam right now. 452 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,584 Doctor, 453 00:47:02,814 --> 00:47:05,765 I want you to start from top... to bottom. 454 00:47:05,850 --> 00:47:07,950 And don't leave anything out. 455 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,511 Oh. I won't. 456 00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:14,665 (Come on... Damnit...) 457 00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:16,919 Work your little son of a bitch. 458 00:52:17,010 --> 00:52:18,292 Still no luck? 459 00:52:19,196 --> 00:52:21,490 It should be working, but it's not. 460 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,227 Too bad. 461 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,723 Hey wait a minute... I see something. 462 00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:31,597 I might have found the problem. 463 00:52:32,132 --> 00:52:33,056 What is it? 464 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:38,905 I think I got the bugs out. 465 00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:41,700 [*beep*] 466 00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:42,257 Yeah! 467 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:43,922 It's working! 468 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:46,191 Can it locate the idol? 469 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,537 It's searching. 470 00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:50,225 it's gonna take a little while for the gather of the satellite info, 471 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,160 and provide us a map. 472 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:53,642 So now what? 473 00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:57,030 Now we get this over to CIA headquarters, 474 00:52:57,192 --> 00:52:59,046 (and then Martin and the boys get on it.) 475 00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:00,071 Stop. 476 00:53:00,071 --> 00:53:01,932 Shouldn't we wait for Dr Jones? 477 00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:03,249 It is her device. 478 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,646 Yeah, maybe, but I hate waiting. 479 00:53:09,014 --> 00:53:10,252 I better call Martin. 480 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,253 [*phone rings*] 481 00:53:18,150 --> 00:53:19,277 Martin here. 482 00:53:19,276 --> 00:53:20,254 It's Mark. 483 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,630 I got the GPS working. 484 00:53:21,950 --> 00:53:22,825 Great news. 485 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,300 Can you locate the idol? 486 00:53:24,437 --> 00:53:27,109 Not clear yet, but I think it's on its way to Moronica. 487 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,050 Just what we suspected. 488 00:53:30,050 --> 00:53:33,812 As soon as Dr Jones returns, I'll be on my way. 489 00:53:34,696 --> 00:53:36,747 One more thing: 490 00:53:37,193 --> 00:53:40,889 [*One cannot hear what Martin says*] 491 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,007 Copy that. 492 00:53:42,486 --> 00:53:43,597 I'll handle it. 493 00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:45,937 What'd he say? 494 00:53:46,048 --> 00:53:47,486 He says: 495 00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:49,100 We wait. 496 00:53:50,044 --> 00:53:53,516 Well... Maybe I can help the time go quicker. 497 00:53:57,223 --> 00:53:59,838 Well I have been under a little stress lately... 498 00:59:52,524 --> 00:59:55,108 MORONICA 499 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:05,034 Keep moving Dr Jones, just a few more miles. 500 01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:06,329 Bastard! 501 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,703 You know you're not gonna get away with this. 502 01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:10,629 I already have. 503 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:13,090 Besides, you always wanted to see the temple of Eros, 504 01:00:13,090 --> 01:00:15,257 now you can. Up-close. 505 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:16,100 Move it. 506 01:00:16,150 --> 01:00:17,755 Quit jerking my chain! 507 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,115 Dude. 508 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:23,472 Mr Martin did have a message for you. 509 01:00:23,472 --> 01:00:24,998 I almost forgot to tell you. 510 01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:26,034 What was it about? 511 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,603 Hum... 512 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,359 He said they found the "real" Carol Summers. 513 01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,700 Tied up in a warehouse in Hoboken. 514 01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:36,150 *** 515 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:37,486 (You were pretty clever.) 516 01:00:37,486 --> 01:00:40,948 and your ploy to keep me here worked beautifully. 517 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,401 Dr Jones isn't coming back, is she? 518 01:00:43,401 --> 01:00:44,752 No, she's not. 519 01:00:44,752 --> 01:00:47,033 She's probably halfway around the world by now. 520 01:00:49,071 --> 01:00:50,215 Well... 521 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,950 Then I'll use this to find her, 522 01:00:53,391 --> 01:00:55,100 and effect a rescue. 523 01:00:55,950 --> 01:00:56,921 What about me? 524 01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,316 Oh I'll call Martin. Tell them where they can pick you up. 525 01:01:01,050 --> 01:01:02,300 It's been real, baby. 526 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:04,479 You bastard! 527 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,545 Almost there. 528 01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:13,017 Somehow, it looked a lot more exotic in the brochure. 529 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,443 That's not the ***, Doctor. 530 01:01:14,443 --> 01:01:16,646 That is where we'll meet Mrs Evilla. 531 01:01:16,797 --> 01:01:17,254 Pff. 532 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,962 Not exactly a palace. 533 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,500 Shut up and move. 534 01:01:20,846 --> 01:01:23,488 Tough talk, Mister. Hope you can back it up. 535 01:01:44,531 --> 01:01:45,557 Wow. 536 01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:48,014 What a dump. 537 01:01:48,450 --> 01:01:50,179 And no homies either. 538 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,267 The monster keeps everyone away. 539 01:01:52,688 --> 01:01:54,643 This place has out of customer in years. 540 01:01:55,081 --> 01:01:55,651 Uh-uh. 541 01:01:55,900 --> 01:01:59,672 Location. Location. Location. 542 01:02:02,050 --> 01:02:07,184 Which is why it is the perfect place for a rendezvous. 543 01:02:07,553 --> 01:02:10,512 So... Evilla Cruella. 544 01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:12,122 We meet at last. 545 01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:15,598 Dr Jones. You let us on a merry game, 546 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,111 but it's over now. 547 01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:20,129 I admit: you outsmarted me. 548 01:02:20,479 --> 01:02:21,507 You win. 549 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,641 Release her Drago. 550 01:02:23,641 --> 01:02:25,767 She has nowhere to run to. 551 01:02:25,798 --> 01:02:27,916 I think you realize that now. 552 01:02:29,050 --> 01:02:29,813 Thank you. 553 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:32,520 It's beginning to get ring-around-the-collar. 554 01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:35,605 - Drink? - Make it a double. 555 01:02:39,529 --> 01:02:40,609 Hmmm... 556 01:02:41,721 --> 01:02:44,535 Dr Jones, you're a worthy opponent... 557 01:02:45,073 --> 01:02:47,428 and this doesn't have to end here. 558 01:02:50,450 --> 01:02:51,247 Do you tell? 559 01:02:51,254 --> 01:02:53,266 When I'm crowned Empress of Moronica, 560 01:02:53,266 --> 01:02:55,645 I'm gonna need a sharp mind like yours around. 561 01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:58,554 One that knows her way around ancient treasures, 562 01:02:58,554 --> 01:03:01,253 and can handle herself in tough situations. 563 01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:07,410 Flattery will get you everything. 564 01:03:07,410 --> 01:03:08,950 But it cames at a price. 565 01:03:12,050 --> 01:03:14,242 We'll have all the money we desire. 566 01:03:14,242 --> 01:03:17,762 The ancient treasures of Aisha will be ours to plunder. 567 01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:21,757 I'm your girl. 568 01:03:22,301 --> 01:03:23,884 How do I know I can trust you? 569 01:03:24,553 --> 01:03:25,888 All my... 570 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,261 minions... have proved their loyalty to me. 571 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,407 How about... 572 01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:37,767 I put out like a dime-store diva à la tequila bender, huh? (***?) 573 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:39,690 Would that do it? 574 01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:42,939 It's a start. 575 01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:44,395 Drago? 576 01:03:54,054 --> 01:03:55,348 (I'll show you.) 577 01:10:17,650 --> 01:10:18,462 Well? 578 01:10:19,050 --> 01:10:20,714 I think I know where the temple is. 579 01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:23,796 (First, you took a right and then the left,) 580 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,963 and then another right, and the left, 581 01:10:25,963 --> 01:10:27,216 and then you go straight. 582 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:28,909 So what's left? 583 01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:30,330 No. It's right. 584 01:10:30,950 --> 01:10:32,068 What's right? 585 01:10:32,050 --> 01:10:34,039 No, left. The left is right. 586 01:10:34,779 --> 01:10:37,124 The left is right? 587 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:38,017 Right. 588 01:10:38,250 --> 01:10:40,104 Can we just go now? 589 01:10:40,700 --> 01:10:41,702 Yeah. Let's go. 590 01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:15,747 [*The monster roars*] 591 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,691 - Jones! - What? 592 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:23,823 This way! 593 01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:30,149 Finally. 594 01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:32,059 I knew the left was actually a right, 595 01:11:32,059 --> 01:11:33,154 and the right was right, 596 01:11:33,154 --> 01:11:34,080 and give him the wrong left. (***?) 597 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:35,913 That's the temple of Eros? 598 01:11:36,290 --> 01:11:38,031 Or a *** fried chicken? 599 01:11:38,450 --> 01:11:40,521 Come on! What are you waiting for? Let's go! 600 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:47,942 I must say: 601 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,697 I thought it would be a bit grander. 602 01:11:51,950 --> 01:11:52,658 Look! 603 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:53,246 (Oh!) 604 01:11:53,246 --> 01:11:54,663 (The Tiara of Aisha!) 605 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,189 The key of the kingdom of Moronica. 606 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,107 Here. 607 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:08,402 Let's try it out for size. 608 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,829 Well... If you insist... 609 01:12:13,178 --> 01:12:15,514 Not so fast. 610 01:12:16,650 --> 01:12:17,557 Damnit. 611 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:18,612 I'll take that. 612 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,361 Well it probably looks better on you anyway. 613 01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:29,126 I don't think so. 614 01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:31,889 Son of a bitch! 615 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,055 I'll take that. 616 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:38,818 Lucky for us you came along. 617 01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:40,456 Don't be so sure. 618 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:41,333 (Get your hands up.) 619 01:12:41,333 --> 01:12:42,022 (All of you.) 620 01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:45,347 (Mr Martin,) 621 01:12:45,347 --> 01:12:46,156 You? 622 01:12:46,643 --> 01:12:48,647 Yes, me. 623 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:50,118 You think I'm an idiot? 624 01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:53,183 (I let you, imbeciles, do all the heavy lifting.) 625 01:12:54,150 --> 01:12:55,142 Now... 626 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,375 It is my day in the sun. 627 01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:00,723 You mean...? 628 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,239 Yes. 629 01:13:02,574 --> 01:13:05,357 Dr Jones, you hit the nail on the head, 630 01:13:05,357 --> 01:13:07,272 (when you said "anyone",) 631 01:13:07,272 --> 01:13:08,947 even me, 632 01:13:08,947 --> 01:13:11,126 could become Empress of Moronica, 633 01:13:11,126 --> 01:13:15,368 if they had the Tiara of Aisha. 634 01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:18,100 And now you have it. 635 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,210 That's right... 636 01:13:19,585 --> 01:13:24,000 and I am now the Empress of Moronica. 637 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:28,514 Oh... 638 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,679 Oh I feel so pretty... 639 01:13:31,679 --> 01:13:33,034 So pretty! 640 01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:35,911 Say it! 641 01:13:36,350 --> 01:13:36,859 Yep. 642 01:13:36,888 --> 01:13:38,770 You're pretty alright. 643 01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:41,056 Yeah, very pretty. 644 01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:43,712 No doubt, a real looker. 645 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,189 Damn right I am. 646 01:13:47,950 --> 01:13:49,816 Well... 647 01:13:49,816 --> 01:13:50,839 Good night. 648 01:13:53,150 --> 01:13:55,256 That was seriously fucked up. 649 01:13:55,549 --> 01:13:57,043 Let's get him. 650 01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:06,554 [*Monster roars*] 651 01:14:10,645 --> 01:14:14,102 You can't eat me. I'm too pretty. 652 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:18,830 [*gunshots*] 653 01:14:26,050 --> 01:14:27,050 Wow... 654 01:14:27,850 --> 01:14:29,381 Well... 655 01:14:29,381 --> 01:14:30,629 I guess that's it for him. 656 01:14:31,150 --> 01:14:33,086 There goes the Tiara. 657 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:36,168 He truly was queen for a day. 658 01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,997 Hey that thing's got a poop some time. 659 01:14:40,681 --> 01:14:42,858 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 660 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:44,967 First one in the poop gets a prize. 661 01:14:50,100 --> 01:14:51,245 Which one follows? 662 01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:54,732 That's an adventure best left for another day. 663 01:14:55,201 --> 01:14:57,531 Finally, we both agree on something. 664 01:15:03,651 --> 01:15:06,947 I have no intention of becoming queen of the morons. 665 01:15:07,350 --> 01:15:08,970 That's your job. 666 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,242 I work for the rightful owner of that idol: 667 01:15:17,242 --> 01:15:20,579 Evilla Cruella. The heir to the Empire Moronica. 668 01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:29,977 I will have that idol ***. 669 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:45,016 But I couldn't tell them anything cuz I didn't know anything. 670 01:15:45,016 --> 01:15:45,835 You know? 671 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:57,183 I think I got the bugs out. 672 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:03,853 That's right. 673 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:05,815 I saw you on the second floor. 674 01:16:06,245 --> 01:16:07,524 You do good work. 675 01:16:14,011 --> 01:16:16,775 Oh... I feel so pretty. 676 01:16:17,305 --> 01:17:17,353 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 45731

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