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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,625 --> 00:00:07,042 In 1945 the Second World War came to an end. 2 00:00:08,458 --> 00:00:12,833 The German Reich and the Japanese Empire were defeated by the Allied forces. 3 00:00:13,708 --> 00:00:16,167 In front of us is Germany, 4 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,833 Within us marches Ghana. 5 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:22,500 The German Nazi Leader Adolf Hitler committed suicide, 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:28,417 while Japanese military leader Hideki Tojo was sentenced to death by a military tribunal. 7 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:32,208 ...or at least that is what was written in the history books. 8 00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:42,667 In reality, Hitler and Tojo fled by submarine to Ghana, 9 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:45,208 where they are hiding to this day. 10 00:00:55,958 --> 00:00:58,292 And it all shall be mine. 11 00:01:03,292 --> 00:01:09,167 Among them also Hitler's most trusted accomplice, Horse-Man Goering. 12 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:11,375 I am Horse-Man Goering. 13 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:13,375 No body can defeat Goering. 14 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:17,250 They are raising hell in their local communities and 15 00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:23,167 smash everything and everyone in their way with the superior Japanese Karate skills. 16 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:28,708 Whazz up? 17 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,792 Goering! Back off! 18 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,750 Thanks to the intense Karate training, 19 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:47,292 and their Arian superpowers, 20 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:49,875 they managed to reverse their aging process 21 00:01:50,042 --> 00:01:51,250 and they are stronger and more 22 00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:52,958 Arian than ever before. 23 00:01:58,625 --> 00:01:59,333 Hitler! 24 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:02,250 We will give you all that you need. 25 00:02:03,542 --> 00:02:05,667 That's only thing we need from you. 26 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,917 Please provide us with ladies. 27 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,333 Beautiful ladies like these. 28 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:15,958 Hitler offers the local riches, alcohol and women. 29 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:21,250 but in reality he is brainwashing them 30 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:25,083 with a spell of the magical "Blutfahne”, or Blood Flag. 31 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:29,875 The New Axis powers, 32 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:34,583 Germany, Japan and Ghana have gathered a powerful army 33 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,958 calling themselves the Ghan-Arians. 34 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:42,167 this time without Italy, because they suck at war. 35 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,583 Nobody is safe from the spell of the magical Blutfahne. 36 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:52,750 And before you know it, 37 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:57,417 your father, your mother, your brother, your sister, 38 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:01,375 might have already become a Ghan-Arian... 39 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:04,250 mindless foot soldiers 40 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:09,250 whose sole mission is to create a new joined kingdom of Hitler’s 4th Reich 41 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,875 and Tojo’s New Japanese Empire. 42 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,250 Will anybody be able to stop them? 43 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:22,500 Or will Hitler and Tojo finally be able to conquer the world? 44 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:26,208 With their African Kung Fu Nazis! 45 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:38,917 Here he comes now! Lookin' good! 46 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:41,750 Hey Addae, whaddup whaddup whaddup? 47 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,667 Addae, ma MAN! 48 00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:54,000 Addae! Whaddup bro? 49 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:16,042 I miss you, baby. 50 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,833 You are looking so good. 51 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,458 All for you. But... 52 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:24,417 Don’t forget our date tonight. 53 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:25,875 Of course, Eva. 54 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,458 I can't forget that. And I can't wait. 55 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,000 You are such a darling. 56 00:04:32,708 --> 00:04:33,958 So happy. 57 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,917 I've got ready for training now though... 58 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,833 - Oh no. - Yes. 59 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,375 - See you later. -OK 60 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:43,958 See you soon. 61 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,458 Take care. 62 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,000 Addae! 63 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:06,333 How’s your Kung Fu training coming along? 64 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,667 Addae... 65 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:10,500 You're late again! 66 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:15,917 How do you ever expect to improve, when you are not serious about training? 67 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,167 I am sorry, Master. 68 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:21,292 You are sorry? 69 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:31,917 As usual when you're late, 10 minutes Horse Stance! 70 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,792 Go down, go down! 71 00:07:00,042 --> 00:07:01,292 Now, as you all know, 72 00:07:03,917 --> 00:07:05,875 there will be a great tournament. 73 00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:13,083 And I expect everyone of you to be at your best. 74 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:15,792 I expect you to fight with pride. 75 00:07:16,167 --> 00:07:19,458 And bring honor to our Shadow Snake School. 76 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,000 Remember! 77 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:26,042 There is no Kung Fu style that can beat our Shadow Snake School. 78 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:27,542 Yes, Master! 79 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:29,875 And as always, 80 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:35,875 Akante will represent our school for the tournament. 81 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:39,667 and I will give the opportunity to another student, 82 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,167 who will also represent us in the tournament. 83 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:45,917 Me, master! Please choose me! 84 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:47,125 Be silent! 85 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:54,208 The one who impresses me the most will be the second fighter for the tournament. 86 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:58,583 And for you, Addae, you did not impress me today. 87 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:03,167 I will announce the second fighter by the close of the day. 88 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,583 - Dispatch! - Yes, Master! 89 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:52,625 Now, assemble! Everyone! 90 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,042 Abeeku, step forward! 91 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,167 You will represent our second fighter at the tournament. 92 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,583 Thank you, master. 93 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:22,875 It is a great honor. I will not disappoint you. 94 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:27,083 - Join the queue. - Thank you, master. 95 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,458 Now you can dismiss. 96 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:39,167 I believe master would have chosen you. 97 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:41,625 You just have to be more disciplined. 98 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:44,375 Otherwise you can never get to my level. 99 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:50,125 Anyway, have you heard about this new tournament? 100 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:53,250 It's from a man called Adolf Hitler. 101 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,042 Hitler... funny name, right? 102 00:09:57,917 --> 00:10:00,875 They call themselves the Ghan-Arians. 103 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:03,542 - Akante. - What? 104 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:06,125 I don't know why master is doing this to me. 105 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:09,375 You know, Kung Fu is all I have. 106 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:14,500 I thought master will finally let me represent. 107 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,542 Represent what? 108 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,000 Cheer up my man. 109 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:22,375 You've got the most beautiful girl in town and that is Eva. 110 00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:26,750 You know what? I'll easily give up my spot in the tournament 111 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,625 so that I can have a date with her. 112 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:33,375 No wait... I'd rather kick some ass. 113 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,000 That's my boy. Cheer up, man. 114 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:44,792 The Ghan-Arians do not even practice Chinese Kung Fu. 115 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,250 They practice Japanese Karate. 116 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,917 It's gonna be an easy win. 117 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,250 I think you've had enough already! What's wrong with you. 118 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,625 I was hoping to have a nice evening with you... 119 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,583 The master. 120 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:23,375 Again he didn’t choose me. 121 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:29,833 when will he finally give me the chance to represent our school? When? 122 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,708 Spare me with your whining Addae! 123 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,792 What is it with that dumb Kung Fu anyway? 124 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,292 I love you, Addae. 125 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,292 but it is time you get a job for a change. 126 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,833 Now let me tell you one secret. 127 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:49,000 My father would never alloe me to marry a loser like you! 128 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,750 Please. You have to understand. 129 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:57,250 If I can make a name for myself in the Martial Arts world, 130 00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,917 I’ll be rich and famous. 131 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:03,833 You'll never have to worry about a thing anymore. 132 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:08,167 This is the perfect chance for me, you know? 133 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,792 It's going to be an easy tournament. 134 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:16,667 It's by some guys who call themselves Ghan-Arians. 135 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:21,667 they don’t even practice Kung Fu, but Japanese Karate. 136 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:29,958 - Ghan-Arians! Si! - Ka! 137 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:36,125 We have seized the Power in Ghana. 138 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:40,250 Now it's time to assimilate the Ghanaian people. 139 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:46,167 We have gathered here today to swear in two new comrades, 140 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:50,000 into our exclusive circle of Ghan-Arians. 141 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:54,000 Only the best of the best can join us 142 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:58,750 to fight for the advent of the 4th Reich! 143 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,167 - Si! -Ka! 144 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:08,208 Now they shall swear the oath to our beloved Blutfahne. 145 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:20,000 One people, one Reich, one Leader. 146 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,583 You got dat right. 147 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:38,792 For Leader, Reich And Fatherland. 148 00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:40,208 Do you swear? 149 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,458 Yes, my Fuherer! 150 00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:53,208 In front of us is Ghana. Within us marches Ghana. 151 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,792 Marching is cool. 152 00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:02,125 Welcome our two new Comrades my dear Ghana-Arians. 153 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:09,208 Are you two ready to fight for the advent of the 4th German Reich 154 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:13,583 and the new Japanese Empire? 155 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:18,958 Ghana-Arians, now to a completely different topic. 156 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:26,792 As you all know, our great Ghana-Arian tournament will start very soon. 157 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:34,292 Regarding this, a few words from our Axis partner Hideki Tojo. 158 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,750 Greetings. A few remarks regarding 159 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,417 the upcoming martial arts tournament. 160 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:45,333 No need to show any mercy towards your opponents. 161 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:48,917 Just exterminate everyone in your way. 162 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,542 Every fight, shall be fought To the death. 163 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,417 Chinese Kung Fu is crap. 164 00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:59,750 Japanese Karate is the only true martial art. 165 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:05,708 Behold the beauty of Japan! Hail the Emperor of Japan! 166 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:17,000 Tomorrow, we shall go out and spread the word of Japan’s beauty 167 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:21,917 and recruit more soldiers for the Japanese Emperor and the German Reich. 168 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,042 Dat's sit! 169 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,625 - Si! - Ka! 170 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:33,667 One...two...one...two...stop! 171 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:45,708 You may give me all your money for our Tournament and the Emperor. 172 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:56,417 One...two...one...two...stop! 173 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:07,167 Mere woman, money out, for our Tournament and the Emperor. Please. 174 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:13,250 My money? Hell nah! Get outta here! 175 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:17,417 Oh, and hang up this commercial for our tournament. 176 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:21,583 You gotta be joking! 177 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:23,250 One. 178 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,958 Take this crap back. 179 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:26,625 Two. 180 00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:27,708 I've had it with you China-Man! 181 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:28,708 Pay! 182 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,583 Hey! Hey! Easy there China-Man! 183 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,625 One! Two! One! Two! 184 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:58,167 One! Two! One! Two! 185 00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:03,250 One! Two! One! Two! 186 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:04,833 Stop! 187 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,917 Hey, my lady! 188 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,583 You are very pretty. 189 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,542 Give me a kiss! 190 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,208 What is that? 191 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:20,167 How dare you reject me woman! 192 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,958 Let's have a little chat over there, In this dark alley... 193 00:17:34,042 --> 00:17:36,375 Eva, you don't have to worry. 194 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,750 He is an Asian. Even if he goes for it, you won't feel a thing. 195 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,750 What did you just say? 196 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,292 Let me show you something... In my pants... 197 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,792 Hey Addae! Brother! 198 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,917 What are you doing? 199 00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,292 While you are sitting here enjoying Adonko 200 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,667 while the Ghan-Arians are demolishing our school. 201 00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,583 What do you want, man? 202 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,375 Can't you see I am busy? 203 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,583 What the hell happened to you anyway? 204 00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:17,208 The Ghan-Arians have come to our school. 205 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,292 It is terrible. 206 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:27,333 They say if we don't pay them a tribute every month to the Japanese Emperor, 207 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,292 they will exterminate us. 208 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,292 Why don't you stop them? 209 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,042 Isn't master there? 210 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,833 And your Kung Fu is very great too. 211 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,125 What's happening? 212 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,500 They are too good. 213 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,292 Too good? 214 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,500 Yes. 215 00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:01,833 So we need every man...we must stop them. 216 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,250 We must. We must go now. Please. 217 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:09,208 - You mean too good? - We must go now. 218 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,583 Stop right there! 219 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,750 No! Master! 220 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,708 You, devil! 221 00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:26,333 You! 222 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,667 I'll kill you! 223 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:37,125 You show great fighting spirit. 224 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,958 You would be a good soldier for the Emperor. But...you need to be punished. 225 00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:04,542 Master! 226 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:07,750 We have gathered here today to pay our last respect to our dear master. 227 00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:13,000 We fought a good fight in order to save his nation. 228 00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:19,292 So we gathered here to show our appreciation for being a good master. 229 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:23,875 For it is written, that a master dies by example. 230 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,667 And our master was really de MAN. 231 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:30,250 The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away. 232 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:43,333 For as much as we praise almighty God, 233 00:23:44,042 --> 00:23:47,458 of his great mercy to take onto himself 234 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:54,875 the soul of dear master, Shadow Snake Master, the departed one. 235 00:23:55,917 --> 00:23:57,042 Earth to the earth. 236 00:23:57,917 --> 00:23:59,458 Ashes to the ashes. 237 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,333 And Dust to the dust. 238 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:06,000 Be with earth now and forever more. Amen. 239 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:26,208 Just take it easy. Right? 240 00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:33,667 Where is Eva? 241 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:36,833 I haven't seen her. Where is she? 242 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,667 I don't know. 243 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:46,417 Why don't you... 244 00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:49,375 I couldn't get hold of her for the last few days. 245 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:53,667 I guess, our wedding plans are on ice now. 246 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:57,292 Sorry. 247 00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:23,667 Our master used to drive this type of car. 248 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,000 It breaks my heart. 249 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:28,750 These bastards will have to pay. 250 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:44,875 Will you still take part in the Ghan-Arians' martial arts tournament? 251 00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:46,875 Yes, I will. 252 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,667 That will be suicide. 253 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,042 I heard it is to the death. 254 00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:58,833 The Japanese Karate is too strong. 255 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,542 Our Shadow Snake Kung Fu style won't stand a chance. 256 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:08,083 I know, Addae. 257 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,208 But I have to try. 258 00:26:12,792 --> 00:26:14,958 I owe that to our master. 259 00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,417 My heart... 260 00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:23,875 My heart is burning Addae! 261 00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:38,583 Join the Ghan-Arians. Accra - Kaputt! 262 00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:42,458 Stalingrad - Cheese wheel. 263 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:45,333 Final victory is imminent. 264 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:50,417 Join the Ghan-Arians. Kumasi - Kaputt! 265 00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:54,167 Stalingrad - Ferris Wheel. 266 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:57,167 Give us four years time. 267 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,042 Hello! 268 00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:04,125 I am buying the rice, as usual. 269 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,542 Just one cup. 270 00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:03,625 DJ Adolf. Join the Ghan-Arians. 271 00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:07,750 Greetings Fighters from around the world. 272 00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:11,708 Enlist to the great Ghan-Arian Tournament. 273 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,917 Get rewarded from Hitler himself. 274 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:20,208 Make your wishes become reality. 275 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:24,333 Hitler makes your wish come true. 276 00:28:24,792 --> 00:28:27,833 Join the Ghan-Arians. 277 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,208 A warm welcome to all fighters from around the world, 278 00:28:33,542 --> 00:28:36,417 if you win our tournament, Hitler will grant you a wish, whatever it may be. 279 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,708 Now a few words from our beloved Fuehrerin. 280 00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,583 Be hard as a greyhound doggy. 281 00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:00,958 Tough as a Krupp iron bar. 282 00:29:01,292 --> 00:29:04,208 And fast as... 283 00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:07,583 beef...! 284 00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:13,042 The next song shall be dedicated to my new love... 285 00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:16,083 Eva Braun. 286 00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:18,833 A tanned version. 287 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:36,042 Three times Si-Ka for Eva Braun, the tanned version! 288 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:39,667 - Si! - Ka! 289 00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:26,292 You guys are still alive. 290 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,792 You are here to enlist into our tournament? 291 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:32,958 You shall see. 292 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:35,792 Let me tell you something. 293 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:39,750 Your Shadow Snake style is useless. 294 00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:47,917 Leave him. 295 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:49,958 Leave him! 296 00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:19,292 Now come and fight. 297 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:20,917 Hey! 298 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:22,708 Stop! 299 00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:25,792 Who are you? 300 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:29,625 You want to kill this little boy? 301 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:31,458 I said who are you? 302 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,708 I am a drinking master. 303 00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:38,750 Addae! 304 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,833 Come on, boy. 305 00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:20,250 Coward, come on. 306 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,417 I said come on. 307 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:28,250 We shall meet again. 308 00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:29,500 And you! 309 00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:32,042 Meet me there. 310 00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:34,875 Only the strong can survive. 311 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:44,208 Next time when you see a drinking master, 312 00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,250 you will pass by. 313 00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,208 Rise and shine. 314 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,125 Where am I? 315 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,375 Old guy...? 316 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:56,375 You're welcome to my home. 317 00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:58,375 Thank you for yesterday. 318 00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:00,917 You saved my life. 319 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,792 Who are you, old guy? 320 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:12,125 Master Akpeteshie. 321 00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:15,917 Because... 322 00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:19,250 I like Akpeteshie. 323 00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:28,792 Master Akpeteshie. 324 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:33,667 Your style. It's fantastic. 325 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:38,292 You could hold your own against these Ghan-Arians and their Karate. 326 00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:41,458 Please. 327 00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:43,250 Master. Teach me. 328 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:46,083 Please. 329 00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:56,083 Well, that depends on you. 330 00:35:56,708 --> 00:36:02,042 I can see a fire burning in your heart. 331 00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:05,875 But is your heart in the right spot? 332 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,875 The training will be hard. 333 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:13,667 And I expect iron discipline. 334 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:17,417 If you oversleep or complain, 335 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:18,833 I will throw you out. 336 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:26,125 This will be harder than anything you have ever experienced before. 337 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,083 Are you ready now? 338 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:29,500 Yes, Master. 339 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:31,708 I will not disappoint you. 340 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:33,708 Let's begin. 341 00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:38,458 I call it, the Moon Shine Style. 342 00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:41,458 Here, drink this. 343 00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:46,333 Take it. 344 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:53,833 Take it. 345 00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:06,583 This is my secret, Akpeteshie. 346 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:08,583 Watch me. 347 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,208 I think you are ready now to move on. 348 00:38:59,417 --> 00:39:01,333 What do you mean by move on, master? 349 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:05,375 Move on to learn the next techniques. 350 00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:09,417 What techniques, master? 351 00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:17,042 Well, you can't win the tournament just with the Moon Shine Style. 352 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:20,250 It works against Karate. 353 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:25,875 But not against Goering's Iron Shirt style. 354 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,208 You have to move on. 355 00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:30,875 You have to look for Three-Finger-Joe. 356 00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:37,458 He lives on the Hill of the Dead, there you will find Three-Finger-Joe. 357 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,292 My, my name is Addae. 358 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:29,125 Master Akpeteshie sent me. 359 00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:34,708 He said you can train me for the great Ghan-Arian martial arts tournament. 360 00:40:36,708 --> 00:40:37,792 Please. 361 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,917 Please master, teach me. 362 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:59,083 I am the Three-Finger-Joe. 363 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:06,917 My technique only work for three fingers'. 364 00:41:07,792 --> 00:41:12,000 Before you can learn my technique, I chop off your hands. 365 00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,625 I will chop chop your hands. 366 00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,292 Chop fingers! 367 00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:28,708 No, no, no please! 368 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,208 You are the chosen one. 369 00:41:55,250 --> 00:42:00,208 The priestess told me... 370 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:08,250 a man with three fingers will come to me to teach him. 371 00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:13,708 He is the man who will break the spell of the Blood Flag. 372 00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:17,542 I hate the Blood Flag. 373 00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:20,958 I hate the Ghan-Arians. 374 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,833 And I hate Hitler. 375 00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,417 What an honor. 376 00:42:32,792 --> 00:42:34,625 You are the chosen one. 377 00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,708 I bow before you. 378 00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:27,833 Break the nut. 379 00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:29,750 You are such a darling. 380 00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:34,583 ...that a master dies by example... 381 00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:38,625 Break the nut. 382 00:44:46,042 --> 00:44:46,833 Good. 383 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,708 But there is one more step. 384 00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:53,667 You have to go to the priestess. 385 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:59,417 She will teach you how to break the spell of the Blood Flag. 386 00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:03,417 But, how can I find the priestess? 387 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:05,375 Don't worry. 388 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:07,625 You are the chosen one. 389 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,333 The priestess will find you. 390 00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:15,125 Now, go! 391 00:45:17,042 --> 00:45:17,542 Go! 392 00:45:20,292 --> 00:45:20,833 Go! 393 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,083 Chosen one. 394 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:28,458 Chosen one. 395 00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:31,708 Chosen one. 396 00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:35,333 Wake up. 397 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,000 Are you the priestess? 398 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,917 Yes, chosen one. 399 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:44,917 Come. 400 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:51,958 Come. 401 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:06,250 Oooooooooooooh yes. Very very good. 402 00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:09,125 Them vanilla pancakes. Love 'em. 403 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,417 You hungry? I'm still a bit hungey honestly. 404 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:16,250 Don't have anything here. 405 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:17,792 Sorry, ate it all earlier. 406 00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:19,500 Want some tea? 407 00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:21,458 The pancakes are gone. 408 00:47:21,625 --> 00:47:22,958 Oh yeah, what about that Adolf guy by the way? Adolf Himmler? 409 00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:26,542 What is it with you and that Himmler guy? I mean Hitler. 410 00:47:28,708 --> 00:47:31,083 Hmm, the spirits just told me, He is ehm...not so nice. 411 00:47:31,667 --> 00:47:35,542 He brainwashes people with a spell of the so called Blood Flag...hold on. 412 00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:38,958 I will teach you a spell to break the spell of the Blood Flag. 413 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,958 Hold on a sec... 414 00:47:48,917 --> 00:47:53,583 This spell will protect you from the Blood Flag. 415 00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:55,000 Take this. 416 00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:02,458 Come here. 417 00:48:07,542 --> 00:48:14,958 Das how you burn dat dayum Blood Flags. 418 00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:22,542 The power of this hairband together with the words I just told you 419 00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:26,208 will break the spell of the dreaded Blood Flag. 420 00:48:26,458 --> 00:48:32,208 And eliminate the power Hitler has over the Ghan-Arians. 421 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:35,208 You are ready now, chosen one. 422 00:48:35,417 --> 00:48:41,417 Meditate now...and never forget the words I just told you! 423 00:48:42,458 --> 00:48:43,042 Go. 424 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:48,417 Now go to the tournament. Exterminate Hitler! 425 00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,500 Exterminate Hitler! 426 00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:39,958 I will crush you like a bug. 427 00:49:56,417 --> 00:49:58,792 Ladies and gentleman! 428 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,875 Dear Ghan-Arians. 429 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,333 A warm welcome to y'all. 430 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:08,708 Germany is cool. 431 00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:11,500 - Si! - Ka! 432 00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:16,542 Let the games commence. 433 00:50:57,375 --> 00:51:01,708 In the blue corner: 434 00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:07,000 A Mongolian. 435 00:51:08,792 --> 00:51:12,833 In the red corner: 436 00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:25,417 A large, but sexy black lady. 437 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:27,917 Fight! 438 00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:05,417 Winner: 439 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,583 The lady I mentioned earlier. 440 00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:25,167 In the blue corner: 441 00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:31,458 Some Indian dude. 442 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:37,458 In the red corner: 443 00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:45,167 Reichs-Master Goering. 444 00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:46,417 Fight! 445 00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:43,000 Winner: 446 00:54:43,417 --> 00:54:48,167 Reichsmarschall Goering. 447 00:55:21,167 --> 00:55:28,542 Cup of coffee, yeah...cup of coffee in the big time, that's what you are. 448 00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:35,042 You're just a grain of sand, while I'm the whole desert, yeah! 449 00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:36,125 Who's the MAN? 450 00:55:36,292 --> 00:55:37,750 You are Mr. Machismo. 451 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:40,917 Yeah...rip it off Machismo girls! 452 00:55:50,417 --> 00:55:53,167 In the blue corner: 453 00:55:55,083 --> 00:56:01,292 Mister Machismo. 454 00:56:04,167 --> 00:56:08,417 In the red corner: 455 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:14,875 Addae. 456 00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:22,500 Fight! 457 00:56:56,792 --> 00:57:01,042 I fear no man. I feel no pain! 458 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:51,125 Winner: Addae. 459 00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:13,208 In the blue corner: 460 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:22,583 Ghana-Arian Leader. 461 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:30,792 In the red corner: 462 00:58:31,667 --> 00:58:36,583 Akante. 463 00:58:38,167 --> 00:58:39,125 Fight! 464 00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:22,083 Who am 1? 465 00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,208 Ghan-Arian leader! 466 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:25,208 Who am 1? 467 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:26,333 Ghan-Arian leader! 468 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,167 That's me. 469 00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:57,917 Winner: Akante. 470 01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:15,667 Splendid Dr. Adonko-Man! 471 01:00:16,208 --> 01:00:20,000 We may have lost one of our Ghan-Arian comrades... 472 01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:25,792 But now the Shadow Snake fools have to kill each other. 473 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,583 Hey, brother. 474 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:38,125 I believe the next fight is very easy for us. 475 01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:40,250 You, okay? 476 01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:43,375 - Certainly! - Cheers. 477 01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:55,792 Sorry. 478 01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:08,458 Addae, it looks like we have to fight each other next. 479 01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:14,833 I just don't know if I can. 480 01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:17,500 We must, Akante. 481 01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:19,583 We must. 482 01:01:20,417 --> 01:01:22,375 We have to avenge our master's death. 483 01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:25,708 We are the only chance these people have. 484 01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:30,208 To get rid of this cancer, that are the Ghan-Arians. 485 01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:32,625 You are right. 486 01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:36,042 But I just can't. 487 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,792 You know, we have to fight to the death. 488 01:01:43,417 --> 01:01:44,625 If we are there, 489 01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:47,375 just make it quick. 490 01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,542 Fight! 491 01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:13,792 I don't know if I should kill you or marry you. 492 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:19,292 Well, I guess I will kill you. 493 01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:15,042 Winner: Reichsmarschall Goering. 494 01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:33,958 Fight! 495 01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:52,292 I wish it would have never come to that. 496 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,958 We have to do what has to be done. 497 01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,125 May the best man win. 498 01:05:23,042 --> 01:05:25,500 Why are you not fighting, Addae? 499 01:05:27,417 --> 01:05:29,583 This is not helping anyone. 500 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:33,167 You must not hold back. 501 01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,292 You have to fight. 502 01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:40,333 Addae. 503 01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:45,542 I believe one of us can win the finals. 504 01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:49,333 So let's do this for the sake of our master. 505 01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:52,417 Do it for the sake of our town. 506 01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:58,958 - I just can't. - Addae! 507 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:01,417 Start fighting! 508 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,875 I can't. 509 01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:54,625 I can't kill you. 510 01:07:56,833 --> 01:07:58,208 You're my friend! 511 01:07:58,667 --> 01:07:59,792 My brother! 512 01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,458 I can't kill you... 513 01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:05,250 Winner: Addae. 514 01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:46,833 Eva. 515 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,125 Eva, wait. 516 01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,417 It's me, Addae. 517 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,792 My name is Eva, the Tanned One, have we met before? 518 01:09:57,917 --> 01:09:59,042 Have we met before? 519 01:10:00,167 --> 01:10:01,208 Of course, we have. 520 01:10:03,167 --> 01:10:04,458 Eva, I love you. 521 01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:06,292 Don't you remember? 522 01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:14,542 Excuse me, I started feeling sick when you said the name... just Eva. 523 01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:21,000 Eval 524 01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:25,833 I love you... 525 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:06,208 In then blue corner: 526 01:11:07,167 --> 01:11:13,000 Addae. 527 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:20,542 In the red corner: 528 01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:28,792 Reichsashamona Goering. 529 01:11:35,542 --> 01:11:36,333 Fight! 530 01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:25,375 Everybody has a plan. 531 01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:28,375 Until you get hit. 532 01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:33,708 I told you. Your Shadow Snake Style is useless. 533 01:12:34,292 --> 01:12:38,833 Now, prepare to be re-united with your friend. 534 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:20,708 Break the nut! 535 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:45,000 Congratulations. But unfortunately, due to a slight... 536 01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:51,500 rules violation, the last fight shall be counted as a draw. 537 01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:56,375 But, you are not the winner just yet! 538 01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:57,708 Tojo! 539 01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:10,417 How can you call yourself the winner if you haven't beaten our best man just yet? 540 01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:16,625 In him burns the flame of the beauty of Japan! 541 01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:22,042 Jawoll! I challenge you to a fight! 542 01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,792 You’re not the real winner of this tournament without beating me! 543 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,583 Do you accept? 544 01:14:29,292 --> 01:14:30,375 I accept! 545 01:14:31,042 --> 01:14:32,875 So shall be it! 546 01:14:33,167 --> 01:14:38,000 The final fight should be Hideki Tojo of the Ghan-Arians 547 01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:44,708 versus Addae of the Shadow Snake School. 548 01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:48,875 Gentleman! Get ready to fight! 549 01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:52,833 Boys! Take the body away! 550 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:50,167 Dr. Hitler, how would you like me to exterminate him? 551 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:55,708 This is my secret, Akpeteshie. 552 01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:00,208 No! Master! 553 01:16:02,292 --> 01:16:03,583 Eva, I love you! 554 01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:31,792 Trying to numb your pain? 555 01:16:33,583 --> 01:16:35,542 I'll show you pain! 556 01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:38,458 Come on! 557 01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:22,208 I won the tournament. 558 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:26,375 Now I want you to grant me my wish. 559 01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:27,875 Of course. 560 01:17:28,042 --> 01:17:30,917 So, what shall your wish be? 561 01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:34,917 Shall it be women? Shall it be money? 562 01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:41,417 I can even make you my new No.2 if you want. 563 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,417 I don't want any of them. 564 01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:46,458 I want the Blood Flag. 565 01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:50,417 What? The Blutfahne? 566 01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:56,500 A different choice would be preferable, indeed. 567 01:17:56,667 --> 01:18:00,000 Now we gonna burn dat dayum Blood Flag. 568 01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:04,917 No! Not the Blood Flag! 569 01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:20,625 Addae, take it! 570 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:41,208 Welcome! Welcome to my shop! 571 01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:55,458 Are you doing great? 572 01:20:57,542 --> 01:20:59,333 I'm aight. I'm glad we could bury the hatchet. 573 01:20:59,542 --> 01:21:01,583 - Tojo, we want some of this. - Sure! 574 01:21:02,542 --> 01:21:03,625 Which do you want? 575 01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:07,667 With or without teeth? 576 01:21:07,958 --> 01:21:10,708 - 10 Ghana Cedi. - We want it. 577 01:21:25,542 --> 01:21:27,083 - Here you are. - Thank you very much. 578 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:43,250 Well, I guess my father was wrong 579 01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:46,000 and you are never a loser after all. 580 01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:48,250 Yeah, I am not a loser. 581 01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:53,125 And I am really glad everything is back to normal. 582 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:58,750 Once we settle down, I will open my own Kung Fu school. 583 01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:03,917 I will strongly support you, because your Kung Fu has saved us all! 584 01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:07,792 Something like the Ghan-Arians must never happen again. 585 01:22:08,792 --> 01:22:09,958 Hey Addae... 586 01:22:10,917 --> 01:22:12,333 Sit.. 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