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Give it to mommy. 6 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:01,980 Sorry, but it's not a big deal. 7 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:06,399 I saw my first porn when I was his age. 8 00:02:06,819 --> 00:02:08,019 How are you, kiddo? 9 00:02:08,979 --> 00:02:10,779 But your dad wasn't starring in it! 10 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:15,118 Maria, I'm sorry I didn't mean it. 11 00:02:15,318 --> 00:02:18,288 I dug up that DVD because... 12 00:02:18,488 --> 00:02:21,618 Laylah called and wanted to see me today. 13 00:02:22,248 --> 00:02:24,917 Baby, you want mommy to make you a toast? 14 00:02:25,457 --> 00:02:27,707 The jumping bread! 15 00:02:32,966 --> 00:02:36,086 Mom, what was dad doing there? 16 00:02:36,296 --> 00:02:38,846 Nothing, hon. Just playing with a girl friend. 17 00:02:39,056 --> 00:02:42,056 It's like a cartoon for the grownups. 18 00:03:18,382 --> 00:03:20,252 Honey, I have to pay for Petar's singing lessons. 19 00:03:53,198 --> 00:03:55,788 Bye, dad. - Bye, dad. 20 00:04:04,457 --> 00:04:08,757 Easy on that whiskey. Rye kills sexual appetite. 21 00:04:10,007 --> 00:04:11,217 That's why I drink it. 22 00:04:18,806 --> 00:04:22,356 So, how's family life? - Nice. 23 00:04:22,765 --> 00:04:25,735 How are Petar and... Maria? 24 00:04:26,235 --> 00:04:28,405 Yes, Maria. They're fine. 25 00:04:29,105 --> 00:04:31,275 Next year Petar's starting school. 26 00:04:32,525 --> 00:04:35,324 It'll be interesting when they ask about 27 00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:37,074 his father's occupation. 28 00:04:38,364 --> 00:04:41,784 His father is a fine gentleman in a premature retirement. 29 00:04:43,453 --> 00:04:47,003 The problem with that pension is that it's not lifelong. 30 00:04:47,753 --> 00:04:48,953 How much do you have stashed? 5 or 10 grand? 31 00:04:54,672 --> 00:04:57,422 Milos, you were more than just a porn star 32 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:59,552 you were an artist. 33 00:04:59,892 --> 00:05:02,222 All actresses you worked with wanted to marry you. 34 00:05:03,811 --> 00:05:06,311 You're still an artist, but with a temporary block. 35 00:05:11,861 --> 00:05:14,320 And I'm your guardian angel. Listen. 36 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:18,530 Something big is about to happen. Artistic pornography 37 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:22,070 of the highest level. Here, in Serbia. 38 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:26,409 In Serbia? -Only filmed here, but for the foreign market. 39 00:05:26,789 --> 00:05:30,829 Terribly professional. Phenomenally paid. If you accept 40 00:05:31,119 --> 00:05:35,628 your family will be settled till the end of Petar's life. 41 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:43,847 The man's name is Vukmir. He'll call you in a few days. 42 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,257 Be nice to him. 43 00:05:48,727 --> 00:05:51,517 Here's something for the junior. 44 00:05:55,976 --> 00:05:59,486 Wow, where's his pussy? 45 00:05:59,736 --> 00:06:03,275 You didn't tell me you brought your copper bro to the meeting. 46 00:06:03,565 --> 00:06:08,575 I came on my own. I knew you'd be here and couldn't miss 47 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:12,704 a chance to see you. I'm your great admirer. 48 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:26,293 You're well preserved. 49 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:29,923 Who's the plastic surgeon we have to thank to? 50 00:06:30,263 --> 00:06:34,642 You know I started early. I don't need plastic yet. 51 00:06:35,932 --> 00:06:37,892 Everybody needs it. 52 00:06:42,232 --> 00:06:44,061 These don't 53 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:52,860 So long, fags. Milos, you heard my advice. 54 00:06:56,870 --> 00:07:00,370 A hooker! - A porn star. 55 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,080 Has-been. 56 00:07:03,579 --> 00:07:06,959 You know the kind of work she did after you married? 57 00:07:07,629 --> 00:07:08,829 I know. 58 00:07:12,219 --> 00:07:15,088 No one could handle a dick like she could. 59 00:07:15,338 --> 00:07:17,008 A natural talent. 60 00:07:17,718 --> 00:07:20,518 Funny she hasn't contacted her dealer 61 00:07:20,768 --> 00:07:22,518 in the past few years. 62 00:07:23,727 --> 00:07:24,977 Is she off drugs? 63 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:31,147 Doubtful. A new, rich provider, more likely. 64 00:07:32,936 --> 00:07:35,106 You'll alienate me from my friends 65 00:07:35,276 --> 00:07:36,906 if you keep checking on them. 66 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,826 Friends, in Serbia? 67 00:07:40,696 --> 00:07:42,865 You can't check them enough. 68 00:07:46,325 --> 00:07:47,995 I gotta go. 69 00:07:48,785 --> 00:07:51,875 Say hello to your kid and his beautiful mom. 70 00:07:53,794 --> 00:07:56,884 I'm paying for the bite. 71 00:07:59,254 --> 00:08:01,424 So long. - Bye. 72 00:08:29,621 --> 00:08:32,081 Sleeping time, hands up. 73 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:34,870 Dad? - Yes? 74 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,210 Know that friend of yours 75 00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:39,790 that you were beating in the video 76 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,879 It's only a movie. Make believe. When dad was young. 77 00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:48,009 I know, but while I was watching it 78 00:08:48,219 --> 00:08:51,299 I felt something strange. - What? 79 00:08:51,809 --> 00:08:54,718 Like some kind of a wheel, spinning. 80 00:08:55,178 --> 00:08:59,308 A wheel? Where? - Down there, near my willie. 81 00:08:59,768 --> 00:09:03,277 Several of them, like a family, travelling. 82 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,907 Do they live in me? 83 00:09:10,277 --> 00:09:13,196 They do, hon, in all of us. We all have them. 84 00:09:13,866 --> 00:09:17,406 Everyone in the world? - Yes, everyone. 85 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,455 They're gone now, so close your eyes 86 00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:25,585 think of them and you'll fall asleep faster. 87 00:09:38,304 --> 00:09:39,974 What language is that? 88 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,224 I'm translating for some Swedes. 89 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,893 Swedish? I'm great in it. 90 00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:50,393 That's right. 91 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:53,732 Wait, I know more. Listen to this. 92 00:10:03,451 --> 00:10:06,121 You would be a mega star. 93 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:21,890 So, you say Laylah is offering you a serious job? 94 00:10:22,549 --> 00:10:25,509 So she said. It's strange. 95 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:29,729 Why would anyone offer me big money 96 00:10:30,019 --> 00:10:33,558 after such a long pause? In Serbia? 97 00:10:39,318 --> 00:10:42,068 And after all the crap I shot, look at this. 98 00:10:54,996 --> 00:10:58,046 Maybe they need the only porn star 99 00:10:58,296 --> 00:11:00,126 a university diploma. 100 00:11:08,055 --> 00:11:09,715 Do you miss it? 101 00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:13,894 What? - The job. 102 00:11:16,644 --> 00:11:18,724 I don't know. No. 103 00:11:20,064 --> 00:11:23,313 I miss the money so we could escape away from here. 104 00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:36,782 All those poor girls you threw away like condoms... 105 00:11:40,082 --> 00:11:43,081 How come you've never done me like them? 106 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:50,131 Well, I love you. I've just fucked them. 107 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:04,939 Does it mean that you never wanted to fuck me? 108 00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:01,668 Am I talking to the Balkan sex god. 109 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,797 Nikola Tesla of world pornography? 110 00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:07,297 You must be Vukmir? 111 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:10,047 Of course. Milos, if you're ready to change your life 112 00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:13,676 right now and provide your family for good 113 00:14:13,926 --> 00:14:17,476 a car will be waiting at your door in 30 minutes. 114 00:14:18,186 --> 00:14:22,145 You just hop in, and take a ride towards fulfillment 115 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:26,185 of your personal and my professional fantasies. 116 00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:28,235 Can't wait to meet you! 117 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:54,342 I'm honored to shake hands to such an artist, I'm Vukmir. 118 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,422 I'm Milos, nice to meet you. 119 00:15:00,182 --> 00:15:02,761 Right hand is the sex center in any man, 120 00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:08,141 It's direct line between your brain and cock. 121 00:15:09,981 --> 00:15:11,901 Ever since you childhood. 122 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:15,440 Your hand is special 123 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:18,820 for it has jerked such a special cock. 124 00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,109 Milos, it's an honor 125 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,279 to shake a hand to such an artist of fuck. 126 00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:35,788 Pornography is art, but people can't see that! 127 00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:37,788 Why not? 128 00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:41,718 Because they just want to jizz into a napkin 129 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:43,967 what they can't into a woman. 130 00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:47,557 These movies are mostly made so that 131 00:15:47,807 --> 00:15:50,137 those who can't get laid can cum. 132 00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:55,976 They're made by butchers 133 00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:59,226 who can't tell a camera from a broom. 134 00:16:01,646 --> 00:16:04,405 Their 'actors' would be fucking a hole 135 00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,985 in the wall if there were no pussy. 136 00:16:08,075 --> 00:16:10,695 Do you know what proves that 137 00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:13,204 there is art in pornography? 138 00:16:13,914 --> 00:16:15,114 What? 139 00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:18,294 You, Milos. 140 00:16:23,293 --> 00:16:25,133 You are the proof! 141 00:16:25,293 --> 00:16:29,423 Your sense of handling a woman, your rhythm 142 00:16:29,673 --> 00:16:33,342 of exhausting her, your talent to umiliate her, 143 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:37,102 and then, when she is reduced to a dog-shit, to win her back. 144 00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:40,642 And your love for it, that's art. 145 00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:48,651 Sadly, this is no country for real art. 146 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,950 Where there is no life, there can't be real art. 147 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,030 A real talent will rot here, while maggots 148 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,290 are giving press conferences. 149 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,209 Have you done anything I could've seen? 150 00:17:09,249 --> 00:17:11,799 I'm doing stuff that no one else is. 151 00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,048 Just for the selected clients. 152 00:17:14,218 --> 00:17:16,258 All right, but what is it? 153 00:17:17,548 --> 00:17:21,058 Art, naked art! 154 00:17:23,727 --> 00:17:24,927 Truth. 155 00:17:26,597 --> 00:17:29,727 Real people, real situations, real sex... 156 00:17:33,146 --> 00:17:35,026 minimal editing. 157 00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:38,696 There's a serious script. 158 00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:42,945 We know it, you don't! 159 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,874 And what am I supposed to do? 160 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:58,714 The same as always, Milos. Just stand before the cameras, 161 00:17:59,174 --> 00:18:03,053 whip out your cock, and fuck until it's raw. 162 00:18:05,263 --> 00:18:08,763 I dunno, I'm a little tired of cameras and fucking. 163 00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:12,432 You're also tired of humping scum 164 00:18:12,722 --> 00:18:15,642 any time your family needs money. 165 00:18:18,692 --> 00:18:21,402 Kissing some wretched cunts 166 00:18:21,772 --> 00:18:24,941 with the same lips you'd kiss your kid. 167 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,000 Thanks, doctor. 168 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:48,089 What's that? - The contract. 169 00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:53,678 No need to read all, just the numbers. 170 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,196 Something wrong? 171 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,665 I don't know what I'm signing, what I'm shooting. 172 00:19:24,835 --> 00:19:26,795 You're not supposed to know. 173 00:19:27,295 --> 00:19:30,215 If you knew, you wouldn't be so good. 174 00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:28,809 In a winter night way up the hill 175 00:20:29,719 --> 00:20:34,688 A creek was fozen and covered by the snow. 176 00:20:35,858 --> 00:20:41,318 A bunny's weeping for that frozen creek 177 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:47,027 young bunny's crying with all his heart. 178 00:20:48,537 --> 00:20:53,866 But poor li'l bunny there upon the hill 179 00:20:55,246 --> 00:21:01,256 perhaps he' after the swallows heading for a warmer South. 180 00:21:05,545 --> 00:21:08,715 Vukmir! Sounds like a name of one of your guys 181 00:21:09,055 --> 00:21:11,015 at the Hague tribunal. 182 00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:13,634 Are you sure he's not an arms dealer? 183 00:21:15,304 --> 00:21:17,854 No, he's some kind of an artist philosopher 184 00:21:18,514 --> 00:21:20,024 with a grand plan. 185 00:21:21,144 --> 00:21:22,393 So, is it grand? 186 00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:26,483 Dunno, but seems like he desperately needs me 187 00:21:27,403 --> 00:21:30,943 since he's willing to offer such cash. 188 00:21:35,162 --> 00:21:37,322 How much? 189 00:21:38,912 --> 00:21:41,122 I won't tell you. 190 00:21:45,331 --> 00:21:47,421 Yes you will, or I'm not giving it back. 191 00:21:47,631 --> 00:21:49,501 OK, I'll tell you, just let go. 192 00:22:04,019 --> 00:22:05,519 Don't tell me you refused? 193 00:22:06,189 --> 00:22:07,649 Of course I did. 194 00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:12,398 I wanted to see if you're with me for the money. 195 00:22:13,858 --> 00:22:15,778 If I were, I'd have dumped you 196 00:22:16,148 --> 00:22:18,068 for your brother long ago. 197 00:22:24,117 --> 00:22:27,667 So, you prefer poor porn stars to bad cops. 198 00:22:36,546 --> 00:22:40,046 Does it means that I should rent my dick to Vukmir? 199 00:22:42,305 --> 00:22:44,385 Remember what you told me 200 00:22:44,555 --> 00:22:46,885 when I asked if you missed your job? 201 00:22:48,515 --> 00:22:52,064 Milos, I want both of your heads to be clear and hard. 202 00:22:53,274 --> 00:22:54,604 If it's true... 203 00:22:56,814 --> 00:22:58,014 If what is true? 204 00:22:58,904 --> 00:23:01,693 That you were always able to have it erected 205 00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:04,363 with no touching or looking. 206 00:23:06,323 --> 00:23:10,533 Like a cock at dawn, rising to its own song. 207 00:23:12,532 --> 00:23:14,872 I also know that you filmed all your scenes 208 00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:17,082 in the first take. 209 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:20,532 Don't be so modest, 210 00:23:20,882 --> 00:23:22,711 you're the best, that's why you're here. 211 00:25:09,931 --> 00:25:12,350 How long do you think it would take? 212 00:25:13,690 --> 00:25:14,900 A few days. 213 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:18,530 I haven't translated from Russian since 1994. 214 00:25:28,539 --> 00:25:32,038 What is it exactly? Some take-over contract? 215 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:37,038 We're sending some goods to Moscow for redistribution. 216 00:25:51,636 --> 00:25:54,136 Want one? - Yes. 217 00:26:00,606 --> 00:26:02,105 No thanks. 218 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,315 You said you would. 219 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,985 Oh, sorry. I'm a bit... 220 00:26:10,155 --> 00:26:12,114 I miss female company. 221 00:26:13,904 --> 00:26:16,414 A least you can always arrest a fine looking lady. 222 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:20,834 Yes, but I doubt I'll ever have the real thing. 223 00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:26,793 A relationship, marriage. Like two of you. 224 00:26:29,753 --> 00:26:32,302 You stopped hoping too soon. 225 00:26:32,552 --> 00:26:34,472 Women here like men in uniform. 226 00:26:34,672 --> 00:26:36,972 Especially if they're not wearing it. 227 00:26:42,521 --> 00:26:45,141 Sorry, gotta go to the bathroom. 228 00:28:22,521 --> 00:28:25,281 You know what they say about rye. 229 00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:31,241 It's high time you started taking care of yourself. 230 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,910 With great talent comes a great desire for self-fuckability. 231 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,910 Whe, exactly, do we start? - In three days. 232 00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:40,670 I'm not comfortable with not knowing a thing. 233 00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:44,209 Milos, get a grip. You're a porn actor 234 00:28:45,709 --> 00:28:48,669 who wants to know what a porno film is about? 235 00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:51,928 It's a bit absurd. 236 00:28:52,718 --> 00:28:55,388 You're not supposed to know, but only to relax. 237 00:28:58,058 --> 00:29:01,597 That's too much money to leave anything to accident. 238 00:29:01,897 --> 00:29:03,687 Nothing is left to accident. 239 00:29:04,397 --> 00:29:07,727 Milos, that is a serious organization. 240 00:29:11,067 --> 00:29:13,276 My clients know exactly what they want, 241 00:29:13,526 --> 00:29:15,236 and I know what I'm doing. 242 00:29:16,736 --> 00:29:19,996 Don't worry, everything is already prepared, 243 00:29:20,246 --> 00:29:22,665 you just have to appear, be what you are, 244 00:29:23,665 --> 00:29:27,165 relax and react as Milos would. 245 00:29:30,295 --> 00:29:32,834 Pornography should not be an illusion, 246 00:29:33,254 --> 00:29:35,464 but a live transmission of sex. 247 00:29:36,634 --> 00:29:37,834 Dad. - Yes, son. 248 00:29:38,964 --> 00:29:41,303 Remember the little wheels? 249 00:29:42,633 --> 00:29:43,933 I do. 250 00:29:44,393 --> 00:29:47,013 Do you know how to make them spin? 251 00:29:48,523 --> 00:29:52,232 I do. But you must do it yourself. 252 00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:53,692 We all do it alone. 253 00:29:53,982 --> 00:29:55,772 Tell me how. 254 00:29:57,402 --> 00:30:02,611 When you feel them, try to follow them 255 00:30:03,951 --> 00:30:07,161 It's a familiy travelling 256 00:30:08,701 --> 00:30:13,040 and you just close your eyes and follow them. 257 00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:22,339 Wait, the wheels are spinning better at night. 258 00:31:08,595 --> 00:31:10,345 Put it in your ear. 259 00:31:34,362 --> 00:31:37,992 Enter the building, relaxed. 260 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,670 "Home for Abandoned and Orphaned Children" 261 00:32:19,608 --> 00:32:21,277 Walk slowly ahead. 262 00:32:25,497 --> 00:32:27,037 Be natural. 263 00:33:33,550 --> 00:33:35,760 I wish I impaled myself on a fence rather 264 00:33:36,010 --> 00:33:37,810 than giving birth to you! 265 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:41,519 Haven't told you not to let the villains take you away? 266 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:44,479 Get lost, you misbegotten wretch! 267 00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:47,069 What are you staring at? 268 00:33:57,328 --> 00:33:58,528 Bravo. 269 00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:08,457 What was it like? 270 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:12,916 Fine. 271 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:18,216 We were filming at a Home for orphaned children. 272 00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:21,626 Where? 273 00:34:21,805 --> 00:34:23,395 Drag yourself over here! 274 00:34:23,515 --> 00:34:26,185 Look at yourself. You can't raise a dick, 275 00:34:26,435 --> 00:34:28,435 how will you raise a child? 276 00:34:29,185 --> 00:34:31,814 The child is mine. Raiko only made it. 277 00:34:32,024 --> 00:34:34,654 I gave birth to it. Come, you bitch! 278 00:34:37,114 --> 00:34:39,784 Let me go, villains! 279 00:34:40,074 --> 00:34:42,743 Give me back my child, you bastards! 280 00:38:15,562 --> 00:38:17,352 Honey? - Hi. 281 00:38:17,522 --> 00:38:18,812 What are you doing? 282 00:38:19,142 --> 00:38:21,231 I picked up Petar from classes. 283 00:38:21,561 --> 00:38:24,441 I'm taking him to a costume party. Are you coming? 284 00:38:25,231 --> 00:38:27,941 No, I'm tired. Must get some sleep. 285 00:38:28,491 --> 00:38:29,691 Everything all right? 286 00:38:29,991 --> 00:38:32,110 Sure. Just you enjoy yourselves. 287 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,200 Talk to you later, must park now. Bye. 288 00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:39,290 The cake is coming. 289 00:38:39,790 --> 00:38:42,579 Never seen such a cake in my life. 290 00:38:43,539 --> 00:38:48,129 Aren't you in action? - Marko, you must do me a favor. 291 00:38:50,089 --> 00:38:51,588 I'm all dick. 292 00:38:52,008 --> 00:38:55,848 I need a detailed check on my director, 293 00:38:56,848 --> 00:39:00,388 producer, pimp, goddam businessman, Vukmir. 294 00:39:01,307 --> 00:39:04,807 I don't know his last name. Check his whole crew. 295 00:39:07,687 --> 00:39:10,986 Little bro has changed his views on checking his friends? 296 00:39:12,396 --> 00:39:15,406 Look, it's important and urgent. 297 00:39:17,236 --> 00:39:19,656 Understood. Everything OK with you? 298 00:39:20,536 --> 00:39:22,615 Yes, so far. How about you? 299 00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:25,325 Working on it. 300 00:39:35,544 --> 00:39:37,634 Light the candles. 301 00:39:40,923 --> 00:39:43,933 Happy birthday, dear Petar... 302 00:39:55,312 --> 00:39:57,482 Baby, the time is flying and your animal 303 00:39:57,692 --> 00:39:59,232 is snoozing again. 304 00:40:02,991 --> 00:40:06,491 Come on, blow harder. Blow harder. 305 00:40:08,491 --> 00:40:12,000 Blow harder. Bravo! 306 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,840 Now we're gonna open the present from uncle. 307 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,129 This is the present from your uncle. 308 00:40:23,509 --> 00:40:24,839 How do you open this? 309 00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:35,348 Happy birthday, my sweet son. 310 00:41:27,313 --> 00:41:32,272 What do you think, how does he manage to be so hard so long? 311 00:41:34,862 --> 00:41:37,452 It's not a dick, it's a police stick! 312 00:41:37,902 --> 00:41:41,371 If you don't know, I can't help you. 313 00:41:42,991 --> 00:41:48,121 The bitches are leaking all over, he's servicing all three of them. 314 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,000 How come he's not tired? 315 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,300 Why isn't he fucking limp, like all the normal people? 316 00:42:04,009 --> 00:42:05,889 You're at it again! 317 00:42:06,929 --> 00:42:10,189 That's hardly gonna shape it like we all want. 318 00:42:12,558 --> 00:42:14,688 What was so urgent? 319 00:42:15,318 --> 00:42:17,988 You tell me, what are we shooting? 320 00:42:19,278 --> 00:42:23,327 Are those cameramen real cops? Are they protection? What from? 321 00:42:25,077 --> 00:42:27,197 Cut the crap! 322 00:42:27,657 --> 00:42:31,536 You're drunk, nearly impotent and turning dumb. 323 00:42:32,206 --> 00:42:34,586 I may be dumb, but not naive. 324 00:42:35,206 --> 00:42:38,716 Vukimr knows what he's doing. I trust him more than myself. 325 00:42:39,296 --> 00:42:42,085 They're the greatest pros you've ever worked with. 326 00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:45,805 What've you done previously with those pros of yours? 327 00:42:46,845 --> 00:42:50,385 Don't take it all on me cause I fuck animals for art's sake, 328 00:42:51,304 --> 00:42:54,014 while you can't take a bit of uncertainty 329 00:42:54,224 --> 00:42:55,854 for some big bucks. 330 00:42:56,184 --> 00:42:59,734 Does it mean I'll have to suck a donkey's dick for money? 331 00:43:00,104 --> 00:43:02,403 It's not so bad, trust me. 332 00:43:03,153 --> 00:43:06,113 Better than the crap you've been lately. 333 00:43:11,662 --> 00:43:15,162 You know I miss that. - What? 334 00:43:15,832 --> 00:43:17,742 The certainty of that crap. 335 00:43:17,912 --> 00:43:20,162 At least I knew what I was filming. 336 00:43:22,211 --> 00:43:24,041 Do you miss this? 337 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,720 You're losing it. 338 00:43:33,930 --> 00:43:36,680 Lucky for you Vukmir hasn't noticed yet. 339 00:43:57,368 --> 00:44:00,158 You're resting from healthy life. 340 00:44:02,247 --> 00:44:04,617 How was the costume party? 341 00:44:07,127 --> 00:44:10,666 Hey, what's that? - It's a stand up balloon. 342 00:44:35,484 --> 00:44:37,904 Your Raiko was a war hero. 343 00:44:40,194 --> 00:44:43,823 If only he knew about his whife's whoring! 344 00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:52,792 He would've killed both you and that poor child of yours. 345 00:46:01,685 --> 00:46:03,605 What the hell is all this, people? 346 00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:06,395 Hello, I can't work like this! 347 00:46:23,043 --> 00:46:26,123 Hit the whore. Hit the whore! 348 00:46:26,963 --> 00:46:29,923 Hit her. 349 00:47:18,298 --> 00:47:20,927 Bravo, bravo! Magnificent! 350 00:47:26,717 --> 00:47:28,387 Milos? 351 00:47:36,726 --> 00:47:37,926 Milos, what's wrong? 352 00:47:37,936 --> 00:47:39,646 I'm not doing this. I'm not beating women 353 00:47:39,856 --> 00:47:41,485 in front of kids or cameras. 354 00:47:42,155 --> 00:47:45,695 Milos, Jeca is our kid. I'd never dream of hurting her. 355 00:47:45,865 --> 00:47:49,035 Her mother fucked everything, from stones to barbed wire. 356 00:47:49,285 --> 00:47:51,494 You're like a Sunday picnic for her. 357 00:47:51,664 --> 00:47:53,494 I'm not only an artist but also a professional. 358 00:47:53,664 --> 00:47:55,534 I'd never do a thing against one's will. 359 00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:57,374 You're doing against mine. 360 00:47:57,584 --> 00:47:59,914 I won't stand any kind of torture. 361 00:48:00,913 --> 00:48:02,833 Yeah, you seem to know a lot about torture. 362 00:48:03,833 --> 00:48:06,003 Did you enjoy less than a midget woman whoom 363 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:09,263 you locked up in an oven in Stuttgart and pierced a hole 364 00:48:09,463 --> 00:48:11,682 in it so she could suck you up for hours? 365 00:48:15,972 --> 00:48:19,472 At least your dick enjoyed it, 366 00:48:23,731 --> 00:48:26,271 and he never lies. 367 00:48:28,441 --> 00:48:31,950 Vukmir Vukmir. His name is also his surname. 368 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,870 Worked as a psychologist in orphanages until 1992. 369 00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:44,629 Then he moved to the Children's Program 370 00:48:44,879 --> 00:48:47,339 of the State TV. It's getting better and better! 371 00:48:47,879 --> 00:48:50,508 A lifelong fascination with the world of film. 372 00:48:53,798 --> 00:48:56,428 Now, it follows with a mess I had to clarify 373 00:48:56,678 --> 00:48:59,178 with data from the State Security. 374 00:48:59,638 --> 00:49:03,977 Allegedly, he worked for them, too. 375 00:49:06,057 --> 00:49:09,567 Sent abroad on a mission, his trace was lost in Japan. 376 00:49:11,066 --> 00:49:14,276 If he's done any movies, no one's seen them. 377 00:49:18,736 --> 00:49:20,285 That's about it. 378 00:49:21,575 --> 00:49:23,615 I don't know what bothers you. 379 00:49:25,705 --> 00:49:27,285 According to this 380 00:49:27,415 --> 00:49:29,625 you've never worked with a more educated man. 381 00:49:29,835 --> 00:49:32,084 Who are you gonna trust if not a child psychologist. 382 00:49:32,294 --> 00:49:34,044 who is working for the Security? 383 00:50:45,437 --> 00:50:51,946 Hit it, dad, tear it, dad, uncle Vukmir is shooting. 384 00:51:40,032 --> 00:51:41,701 Want something to eat? 385 00:51:41,871 --> 00:51:44,031 No, I've had my daily dose of rye. 386 00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,339 You don't have to go, you can do it over the phone. 387 00:52:01,339 --> 00:52:04,889 No, I must show up. It wouldn't be fair. 388 00:53:00,143 --> 00:53:02,233 Today we're shooting at home again. 389 00:53:03,103 --> 00:53:06,523 Without me. As today, I'm retiring. 390 00:53:13,162 --> 00:53:16,662 Is there any way for me to convince you otherwise? 391 00:53:17,412 --> 00:53:18,612 No. 392 00:53:21,661 --> 00:53:24,461 The kids bother me. I can't do such stuff in the kindergarten. 393 00:53:25,581 --> 00:53:27,921 I fully understand you. 394 00:53:30,090 --> 00:53:32,760 But, in that case between you and the kids, 395 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:36,180 I must choose kids. They're my specialty, my whole life. 396 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,099 It's my fault. I thought you'd be better if you didn't know... 397 00:53:42,889 --> 00:53:46,439 If I had known from the start, I'd only have declined sooner. 398 00:53:49,229 --> 00:53:51,608 What did you say, kindergarten? 399 00:53:53,448 --> 00:53:55,818 That's a good term. 400 00:53:58,528 --> 00:54:01,787 This whole fucking country is one big shitty kindergarten. 401 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:06,037 A bunch of kids discarded by their parents. 402 00:54:06,787 --> 00:54:09,087 Do you know what it feels like? 403 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:12,586 Your whole life you're compelled to prove 404 00:54:12,836 --> 00:54:15,676 that you're able to take care of yourself. 405 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:19,596 To prove that you can shit, eat, fuck 406 00:54:19,846 --> 00:54:21,965 drink, bleed, earn money... 407 00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:25,975 do whatever it takes to survive, until you die 408 00:54:28,475 --> 00:54:32,064 Would you believe m if I told you that me and 409 00:54:32,474 --> 00:54:36,444 this wonderful family, that you're so anxious to leave 410 00:54:36,904 --> 00:54:41,483 are the only warrant of this nation's survival? 411 00:54:43,533 --> 00:54:47,453 We are the backbone of this country's economy. 412 00:54:48,493 --> 00:54:52,202 Only we can prove that this nation is alive 413 00:54:53,452 --> 00:54:56,122 and useful for anything. 414 00:55:00,001 --> 00:55:03,511 I can see that you're insane, I need no proof for that 415 00:55:04,381 --> 00:55:07,381 Just tell me, how does it all connect to pornography? 416 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,520 No, Milos, no, no! 417 00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:22,569 Not pornography, but life itself! 418 00:55:23,729 --> 00:55:25,989 That's life of a victim. 419 00:55:26,819 --> 00:55:29,779 Love, art, blood... 420 00:55:31,738 --> 00:55:34,538 Flesh and soul of a victim. 421 00:55:35,158 --> 00:55:38,788 Transmitted live to the world who has lost all that 422 00:55:39,578 --> 00:55:42,627 and now is paying to watch that 423 00:55:42,877 --> 00:55:45,957 from the comfort of an armchair. 424 00:55:47,087 --> 00:55:49,587 I have no doubt that it sells well 425 00:55:49,757 --> 00:55:52,216 based on the sum you offered me. 426 00:55:53,386 --> 00:55:56,096 Victim sells, Milos. 427 00:55:59,386 --> 00:56:02,895 Victim is the priciest sell in this world. 428 00:56:03,815 --> 00:56:07,315 The victim feels the most and suffers the best. 429 00:56:08,525 --> 00:56:10,904 We are victim, Milos. 430 00:56:11,154 --> 00:56:14,154 You, me, this whole nation is a victim. 431 00:56:14,734 --> 00:56:16,994 We're just too retarded. 432 00:56:17,574 --> 00:56:20,413 And I won't be a victim because of that. 433 00:56:22,453 --> 00:56:23,653 But Milos... 434 00:56:23,953 --> 00:56:26,703 you're the only one in this film who is not a victim! 435 00:56:28,963 --> 00:56:30,163 Is that so? 436 00:56:35,462 --> 00:56:37,262 Allow me, as your shepherd 437 00:56:37,422 --> 00:56:39,592 to show you the power of a real victim. 438 00:59:04,307 --> 00:59:07,897 Can it be that you don't get it? 439 00:59:08,687 --> 00:59:11,226 This is a new genre, Milos! 440 00:59:13,066 --> 00:59:15,356 Newborn porn! 441 00:59:16,856 --> 00:59:18,526 Newborn! 442 00:59:32,794 --> 00:59:36,464 ...so that tomorrow, on 18th of May... 443 00:59:36,714 --> 00:59:40,343 ...you'll witness a new Serbian jet-set extravagance... 444 01:02:48,385 --> 01:02:50,554 Mobile user is not available at the moment... 445 01:03:00,523 --> 01:03:02,893 Mobile user is not available at the moment... 446 01:05:19,559 --> 01:05:21,519 If you only knew how easily 447 01:05:21,689 --> 01:05:23,899 cattle aphrodisiac is diluited in whiskey. 448 01:05:24,109 --> 01:05:26,939 Actually, rye doesn't kill sexual desire at all, right? 449 01:05:30,908 --> 01:05:32,118 Viagra for bulls! 450 01:05:32,278 --> 01:05:35,868 A special recipe concockted by our sexy doctor who is 451 01:05:36,248 --> 01:05:39,158 so fond of speed that she puts it into coffee, too. 452 01:05:39,997 --> 01:05:41,327 Can he follow my words? 453 01:05:43,877 --> 01:05:45,207 Now, that's our stud! 454 01:05:46,377 --> 01:05:47,797 Look at him, look at him! 455 01:05:48,587 --> 01:05:49,966 Bravo, bravo! 456 01:06:38,592 --> 01:06:41,221 She's a dirty junky cunt! 457 01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:43,971 She destroyed her child, daughter of a war hero! 458 01:06:44,181 --> 01:06:48,141 Sweet little Jeca watched her mother fuck the junky bums. 459 01:06:48,391 --> 01:06:51,940 She is scum. Hit the whore! Hit the bitch! 460 01:06:55,860 --> 01:06:57,980 Yeah, you bitch! 461 01:06:59,070 --> 01:07:01,489 Yes, that's one of the bitch-mothers 462 01:07:01,739 --> 01:07:03,909 who conceive babies in lust 463 01:07:04,069 --> 01:07:05,989 and than throw them into a river. 464 01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:07,949 The lustful brood of wenches 465 01:07:08,199 --> 01:07:10,448 with endless gashes in them. 466 01:07:20,757 --> 01:07:22,757 Imagine she were your son's mother. 467 01:07:22,967 --> 01:07:25,637 Imagine her turning Petar into a dog-fucker's bitch! 468 01:07:26,507 --> 01:07:28,217 Imagine that, Milos! 469 01:07:31,516 --> 01:07:33,346 Strike her, hit her! 470 01:07:52,614 --> 01:07:54,614 That's it! Bravo! 471 01:07:55,534 --> 01:07:58,494 The unique magic of rigor mortis! 472 01:10:37,348 --> 01:10:40,187 That's right, make it right. 473 01:10:43,557 --> 01:10:45,317 Fucking cell! 474 01:10:49,566 --> 01:10:51,356 What? 475 01:10:52,776 --> 01:10:56,286 Never mind, he'll come to me. Don't worry, he will. 476 01:10:59,245 --> 01:11:02,745 Fucking hell. OK, run now. 477 01:11:27,683 --> 01:11:29,772 This one is on me. 478 01:12:06,139 --> 01:12:08,429 Now you ruined it all. You've destroyed the project. 479 01:12:08,639 --> 01:12:10,098 I did what? How? 480 01:12:10,348 --> 01:12:13,558 You could've drugged any of your apes to fuck like insane. 481 01:12:13,888 --> 01:12:17,978 You had Milos. Now you don't. Now he's a headless dick. 482 01:12:19,267 --> 01:12:21,777 If only you sliced, say, his son's ear 483 01:12:22,027 --> 01:12:24,567 he'd be his old self again! 484 01:12:25,277 --> 01:12:28,487 He'd fuck God in the ass at your command! 485 01:12:28,827 --> 01:12:33,326 Instead, you take a genius and fill him with a fuck-dope. 486 01:12:34,456 --> 01:12:37,206 You're cheap, just like everyone else. 487 01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:39,955 Fear is bad. It's a downer. 488 01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:44,295 He needs to rise high. To feel the ecstasy of a free fuck. 489 01:12:44,675 --> 01:12:47,505 When he feels it, he'll forget all 490 01:12:47,755 --> 01:12:50,504 including his wife, son, mother... 491 01:12:51,714 --> 01:12:54,634 What do you know about free fuck? 492 01:12:55,434 --> 01:12:58,434 What do you know of ecstasy? 493 01:12:59,353 --> 01:13:02,023 This is no art. You're no longer an artist! 494 01:13:03,523 --> 01:13:05,983 I'm not working for you anymore. 495 01:13:06,233 --> 01:13:08,863 Nor is Milos. I'm taking him home. 496 01:15:37,578 --> 01:15:39,367 Get away from me! 497 01:15:49,876 --> 01:15:54,466 God itself brought you, son. God sent you to deliver us... 498 01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:59,765 God itself brought you, son. God sent you to deliver us... 499 01:16:00,175 --> 01:16:03,805 from that whore, may she rest in peace, 500 01:16:05,805 --> 01:16:10,434 She was a shame to our house. 501 01:16:11,444 --> 01:16:16,904 Raiko was a great warrior, but had a poor taste in women. 502 01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:24,493 Since he was killed, this house rots with no male to govern it. 503 01:16:25,953 --> 01:16:31,752 That's why God sent you as our savior from all worry. 504 01:16:38,881 --> 01:16:44,591 There's not only house, but a daughter to take care of, too. 505 01:16:47,431 --> 01:16:52,230 Our poor Jeca became an orphan. 506 01:16:54,020 --> 01:16:56,770 My Alice in Wonderland. 507 01:16:57,900 --> 01:17:01,779 Raiko was killed just when he was supposed to 508 01:17:02,239 --> 01:17:06,159 prove to Jeca that he's not only a father, 509 01:17:06,449 --> 01:17:10,118 but a man as well. You came instead of him. 510 01:17:12,368 --> 01:17:16,288 You'll have the honor of giving her 511 01:17:16,578 --> 01:17:20,497 a virgin's communion. To make her a woman. 512 01:17:22,877 --> 01:17:27,047 Like my late father did with me. 513 01:17:38,226 --> 01:17:41,645 Come on, come on... 514 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:47,355 Now! 515 01:18:00,743 --> 01:18:02,913 I'm gonna cut it off, you motherfuckers! 516 01:18:03,293 --> 01:18:04,713 No, Milos, no... 517 01:18:16,592 --> 01:18:18,222 Our film jumped through the window! 518 01:18:18,552 --> 01:18:20,181 What are you waiting for? After him! 519 01:20:56,486 --> 01:21:00,745 Marko, it's me. Come for me. Milos, what's wrong? 520 01:21:00,995 --> 01:21:04,995 Where are you? I'm in the Celopecka street, no 7. 521 01:21:05,245 --> 01:21:07,495 Milos! 522 01:21:42,651 --> 01:21:46,201 Hey, baby, where you headin' for? 523 01:21:46,701 --> 01:21:50,160 Out naked, but won't take a dick? 524 01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:55,250 Be polite, the girl is underage. 525 01:21:56,830 --> 01:21:59,419 So what if I am underage? 526 01:22:05,879 --> 01:22:07,509 Look at this jerk! 527 01:22:31,696 --> 01:22:34,076 No, Rasa, don't. 528 01:22:41,875 --> 01:22:44,795 Rare kind of Monks put seven adult he-goats 529 01:22:45,005 --> 01:22:47,255 into a shed during summer. 530 01:22:48,085 --> 01:22:51,044 They leave them for a month 531 01:22:51,254 --> 01:22:54,214 until their balls are like mellons. 532 01:22:54,804 --> 01:22:58,803 When they get too hot, they start fucking one another. 533 01:23:02,103 --> 01:23:03,303 The monks take the dried bloody cum off their balls 534 01:23:03,603 --> 01:23:06,023 and mix it with milk. 535 01:23:07,903 --> 01:23:12,522 It makes the finest bread spread there is. 536 01:23:13,942 --> 01:23:18,571 You're a he-goat, Milos. I'm your monk. 537 01:23:20,161 --> 01:23:22,791 Don't worry, my child. 538 01:23:27,751 --> 01:23:30,250 My he-goat. 539 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:37,470 I'll provide a fitting end for you. 540 01:26:50,260 --> 01:26:53,930 Welcome to a warm family home. 541 01:29:48,762 --> 01:29:52,842 A real, happy Serbian family. 542 01:29:55,852 --> 01:29:57,222 Life... 543 01:29:58,971 --> 01:30:00,351 Art. 544 01:31:29,562 --> 01:31:33,232 That's it, Milos. That's the cinema. 545 01:32:49,754 --> 01:32:51,794 That's film! 546 01:33:06,233 --> 01:33:07,693 Get away from me! 547 01:36:53,810 --> 01:37:00,809 In a winter night way up the hill 548 01:37:03,979 --> 01:37:09,408 A creek was fozen and covered by the snow. 549 01:39:34,824 --> 01:39:36,414 Come on. 550 01:39:40,753 --> 01:39:42,753 Start with the little one. 551 01:39:53,092 --> 01:39:55,762 DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER 552 01:39:56,892 --> 01:39:59,561 WRITTERS 553 01:40:00,391 --> 01:40:02,561 DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY 554 01:40:03,231 --> 01:40:05,401 PRODUCTION DESIGNERS 555 01:40:06,111 --> 01:40:08,270 EDITOR 556 01:40:09,110 --> 01:40:11,280 MUSIC COMPOSER 557 01:40:12,360 --> 01:40:14,530 A SERBIAN FILM 41993

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