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I Fell in Love by Accident
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Episode 1
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Give me this brand’s
five-year market research data.
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OK.
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Although your company’s beauty gadget
has been on the market for only about a year,
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it’s roughly ranked in the second echelon
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in terms of current market recognition
among the competitive products.
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If you want a breakthrough,
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it’s very important to maximize
your own characteristics
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The above are all our ideas
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on the brand development of NOPE.
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Thank you.
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Director Zheng,
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if you think of this product
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as a type of girl,
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which type do you prefer?
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I’m just kidding.
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Boss,
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Alex is here to see you.
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Alex.
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You’re very busy with your business these days?
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Not quite.
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I’ve just returned from NOPE.
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I’ve got the case.
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Stop.
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Apart from work,
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put more thought into your personal life.
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Of course, I don’t mean it’s a bad thing to
focus your mind on work.
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It’s best to find a balance between work and
life.
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I still hope to see a day when you have someone
to take care of you
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and organize your daily life well.
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If you really want someone to take care of me,
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I think an hourly-paid housekeeper
might be a better fit.
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How can an hourly-paid housekeeper
compare with a girlfriend?
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How can she bother to ask about your health
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and be solicitous of you?
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-Alex…
-I don’t intend to blame you.
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You
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want to do your job well,
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but with a little bit of delight of life,
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you can occasionally give people a break, right?
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I’ll keep going on blind dates.
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How was your blind date last night?
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I can only say your salary is perfect.
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Who do you think you are?
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I’m also a man. I know how you feel.
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Sometimes, you feel your spirit is willing but
your flesh is weak,
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so you have to turn your mind to something else.
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Don’t be stressed out.
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Be sure to go to relationship therapy sessions.
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-I…I…I…
-I’ve applied for you with HR
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two relationship counselling sessions per week
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as a perk for your hard work
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at the company over the years.
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Make sure you don’t say no.
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I’m sure professionals can help you.
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Go for it!
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To be a genuine relationship therapist,
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you must bear in mind the following points:
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emotional abuse is a common in a relationship.
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Emotional abuse is equal to self-denial.
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Emotional Abuse = Self-denial
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What we need to do is find the root cause
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of the problem and see how to cope with it.
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Assistant
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We have a new task.
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I’ll send you the client info later.
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I seldom get the chance to be your lord Party A.
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How could I let go of the chance to tease you
so easily?
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Are you really not interested in women?
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Won’t it be dangerous for me
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to stay with you all day long?
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My bad, my bad.
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I thought about it later
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and had a rough idea of what was going on.
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I’ve been waiting for an hour.
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Zheng Minwei
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Hello.
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Are you Amy?
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Yes.
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You are
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-Zheng…
-Zheng Minwei.
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You can call me Evan.
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My mom says you are a creative director
of an advertising company, right?
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Yes.
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You must be very well paid.
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Which area is your house in?
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Not in the downtown area.
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All right.
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But that’s better than nothing.
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Let me give you a brief rundown
on what I look for in a husband.
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I hope he can be tolerant of me
as much as he can.
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I don’t want to go to work. It’s too tiring.
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I’ll probably be a
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tourism blogger,
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so I hope he can
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support my career financially.
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I’m also very good at managing money matters,
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so there will be no problem if you
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let me manage household finance later on.
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We’ll hire a housekeeper to do the housework.
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And there’s the problem of children.
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I don’t want to be tied down by children
at the moment,
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so I hope my husband can understand me.
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What’s your contribution to this relationship
then?
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To inspire his desire to protect me.
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After all, isn’t it only natural for men to
indulge women?
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But you are very likely to get disappointed
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if you count on others for a better life.
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What do you mean?
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I reckon some of our values probably don’t fit
in well.
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Are you insulting my values?
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Sorry, no offense.
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I just want to find someone to take care of
and live with each other.
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Why are you putting on airs?
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Who do you think you are so that you can
disrespect people like this?
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Respect?
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I think it is you who didn’t respect me first.
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You were late for an hour
without any reasonable explanation,
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and you didn’t even say sorry.
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My ex-boyfriend used to wait for me
for two to three hours
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without a word of complaint,
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and he would never talk to me like this.
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Maybe there’s something wrong with me.
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-Are you still a man?
-I’ll pay the bill.
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You can go.
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Stop pretending.
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I found you were here long ago.
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So…
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who was that?
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My mom.
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I reckon my mom heard the last thing I said
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and through meticulous information processing,
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she concluded that something’s wrong with me.
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She immediately talked about it
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with her besties
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and conveyed the consensus of their meeting
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through Uncle He to me the next day.
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Why don’t you consider a therapy?
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You can try electric shocks when necessary.
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You can’t even drop the topic of women
while at work.
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I think we should get an electric shock
via group buying.
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Zheng Minwei,
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30,
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creative director of a professional
advertising company, a singleton for 6 years
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with a low interest in dating,
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highly self-disciplined
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and stodgy.
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Chen Manman, why are you drunk again?
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Our company has three packages of services.
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Package A: a 30-day PUA crash course;
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Package B: helping you win the heart
of your dreamboat in a week;
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Package C:
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a three-day simulation exercise
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with a complimentary 7-day GF experience coupon.
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Which one do you prefer?
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I choose D.
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Are you really single?
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I just can’t quite believe it.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Shaking your glass subconsciously
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shows you lack a sense of security.
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I just saw the glass…
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There’s no need to explain.
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Please trust my professional judgement.
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Here’s a form. Fill it out first
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so that I can learn about you right away.
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Question 1: Is your prostate functioning properly?
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Question 2: Are you in love with a man?
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He’s seen so many women in the afternoon
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and didn’t even choose one?
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Do you only get to know
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how demanding Evan is today?
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I saw a girl with an awful look
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when she came out just now.
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Evan has so little compassion for women.
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Is Evan someone you can judge at will?
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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You are…
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I’m from Gravitational Wave.
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I have an appointment with you today.
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Just a moment.
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Are you Miss An?
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Hello. Please come with me.
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A pretty lady as a relationship counsellor?
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Maybe an eye candies with ulterior motives.
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Evan will see through their ruses in one minute
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and kick them out while they are in tears.
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We can start now.
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Hello, my name is An Ran,
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I’m a relationship counsellor
with three years’ experience.
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I specialize in relationship issues.
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How do I coordinate with you in the following?
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To fill out a test form or
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listen to an introduction to business packages?
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Mr. Zheng, you like doing
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relationship tests and things like that,
don’t you?
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I saw all counsellors did that before.
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Actually those routines
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have been phased out in our line of business
long ago.
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Actually I don’t quite need
relationship counselling.
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After all, time is precious
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and wasting my time listening to preaching
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is not quite to my liking.
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Maybe my company just sent me here
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without understanding your needs.
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I’ll let you go on with your work.
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Miss An,
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if you just read books
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like you did just now
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without distracting me from my work
during the counselling session,
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I’m actually willing to cooperate with you.
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It’s my company’s arrangement after all,
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and I’m obliged to attend the session.
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In this case,
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I think we can get along comfortably together.
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I can understand your concerns very well.
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But not providing service to a paid customer
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may somewhat go against my company’s work ethic.
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That’s not what I meant.
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How does this sound?
Let’s work out a compromise plan.
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I can reduce the original two-hour
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counselling session by half.
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You can manage your own schedule
in the first hour,
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and I’ll read books or do something else.
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But in the next hour, I still hope you can
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accept my service.
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Of course
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I’ll reduce the service charge by half
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so that it won’t be a rip-off to your company.
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You don’t have to worry.
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A professional relationship counsellor
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won’t offend her customers.
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All the counselling service will be provided
on a voluntary basis.
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OK.
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I’ll accept your suggestion.
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We can sign a contract then.
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OK.
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Minxuan,
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bring in the contract please.
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Mr. Zheng,
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did you get all these books by yourself?
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Quite a few of them are hard to get in China.
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Are they?
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Not that hard actually.
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Do you like women now?
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So you’ve really kept
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a relationship counsellor in your office,
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and above anything else, she’s a pretty girl.
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You rock. You’ve got so many tricks
up your sleeve.
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She caught me in a moment of carelessness.
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She cheated me with her innocent look at first
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and ended up leading me by the nose.
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She must have fallen for you,
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so she intentionally set up a honey trap.
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You can just take advantage of that
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and have an exhilarating taboo office romance.
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I should arrange an electric shock for you.
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I took the bait while she cheated me like that.
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I must find a way to get out of it.
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You just don’t know how lucky you are.
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Forget it. I’m not gonna talk to you.
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I’m gonna get down to business.
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Do you want to chat me up?
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Isn’t that obvious enough?
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You don’t have enough sincerity though.
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Finish these
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before we can move on to the next stage.
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Wu Hongji.
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It is you who picked up hot chicks,
but why do you make me show up every time?
272
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,670
Manman, are you coming back tonight?
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00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,190
It seems my friend has made your friend drunk.
274
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She can’t answer the phone now.
275
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Why don’t you come to pick up your friend?
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We are at Franz Bar.
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Wake up, Manman.
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Manman!
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What a coincidence!
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Yes.
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We’ve met twice a day.
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Just enough to call it a coincidence.
283
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,240
What’s more coincidental is
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the one who made my friend drunk
happens to be your friend.
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Let’s each take our own friend home.
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Manman.
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Let’s go. We are going home.
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Your friend’s cellphone.
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Bye.
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00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,400
Let’s start the counselling session.
291
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,200
What happened last night was just an accident.
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Don’t take it to heart.
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Let’s start the counselling session.
294
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,900
Let’s play a few rounds together first.
295
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So childish!
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Back to the subject,
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have you been in a relationship?
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Of course I have.
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Does my profile card have any
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mumbo jumbo written on it?
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Compared with profile,
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00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,610
I prefer to know more about the man
in front of me.
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00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,740
When did you start dating your last girlfriend?
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Is this a must-answer question?
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You can choose not to,
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but your answer will help me
know a lot about you.
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I dated her for a year when I was preparing
for the postgrad entrance exam.
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Could you tell me why you broke up?
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There was no particular reason.
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You didn’t match?
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We broke up peacefully.
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Unknown Number
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Hello.
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Who’s that please?
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00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,580
Why are you keeping my cellphone?
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00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:07,380
Didn’t we drink together yesterday?
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00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:08,830
We probably took each other’s phone by mistake.
318
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,270
I happen to be going on a business trip for
a few days,
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00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,120
and I’ll be on my way to catch a plane soon.
320
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:13,580
How does this sound?
321
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:15,170
Let’s fix a place to meet
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00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,170
and I’ll contact you
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00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,820
as soon as I’m back.
324
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,310
What’s your password for the phone?
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00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:21,270
045692.
326
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,160
Let’s add each other on WeChat.
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00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:36,010
So it’ll be convenient to communicate
if anything comes up in the next few days.
328
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,990
Speaking of communicating,
can I do that as late as I like?
329
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,790
It depends on what you want
to communicate about.
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00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:45,570
Modern Planet
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00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:50,280
Now you can tell me your purpose
of taking me here.
332
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,220
You don’t have a lot of dating experience.
333
00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:56,360
At least that’s what it looks like to me.
334
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,830
And you don’t reach groups of people often.
335
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:00,220
Our task out here today is
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to observe the relationships of the passers-by.
337
00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,110
Do you want me to talk to people?
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00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:09,190
Actually body language can say the most
about what one thinks.
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For instance,
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that couple at the 3 o’clock position.
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Their distance is within the personal distance
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00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,880
of interpersonal distance,
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00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,040
but the man is standing on the outside
of the sidewalk,
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which is actually a reflection of his desire
to protect her.
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00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:25,650
When they lock eyes during the conversation,
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00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,720
the woman lowers her head,
347
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,580
which shows she’s a bit shy.
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00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,950
From this it can be inferred that
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the two of them are in the stage
of being attracted to each other.
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Look at the two people on their left.
351
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,130
Although their distance is very close,
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they don’t have any eye contact
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00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:44,860
and the woman is slightly ahead of the man
by half a body length,
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00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:45,980
so they are very likely
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00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:48,110
to be a couple who have just had a spat.
356
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:49,640
You are a veteran in relationships.
357
00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:51,480
It’s just a summary of my long-time experience.
358
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:52,280
Let’s go.
359
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,480
To feel how it is played out in real life.
360
00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:58,430
Why do I think you are abusing public power
for personal gain?
361
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,850
You just want to hang out.
362
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,660
You said you don’t like listening to preaching.
363
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,430
I have to adjust my measures to suit your needs
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00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,310
by doing it in a silent way.
365
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,250
Or we can go back to the office now
366
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,490
and I’ll go on with my lecture.
367
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,640
Let’s move on.
368
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,030
You are familiar with the surroundings here.
369
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:30,060
I’m a regular diner here.
370
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,170
I thought you usually ordered takeout.
371
00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:33,680
I order takeout when I’m in a pinch for time.
372
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,370
Actually I like eating out.
373
00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:38,640
Don’t you feel it’s boring to eat alone?
374
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,970
It’s more boring to eat with someone
I have little to talk with.
375
00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:43,790
Are you going back to the company in a while?
376
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,930
Yes.
377
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,130
Let’s hurry then.
378
00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:51,940
Please analyze the relationship status
of those people over there.
379
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,270
I don’t think it makes much sense.
380
00:22:55,930 --> 00:22:57,120
You are too arbitrary.
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00:22:59,944 --> 00:23:09,944
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