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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Sub by iQiyi & Ripped by skysoultan ♔ Follow @skysoultan on Instagram ♔ 2 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,570 I Fell in Love by Accident 3 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:17,030 Episode 1 4 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:20,150 Give me this brand’s five-year market research data. 5 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:21,520 OK. 6 00:02:31,710 --> 00:02:33,940 Although your company’s beauty gadget has been on the market for only about a year, 7 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:35,140 it’s roughly ranked in the second echelon 8 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:37,450 in terms of current market recognition among the competitive products. 9 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,630 If you want a breakthrough, 10 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:40,829 it’s very important to maximize your own characteristics 11 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,680 The above are all our ideas 12 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,310 on the brand development of NOPE. 13 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,210 Thank you. 14 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:48,840 Director Zheng, 15 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:50,880 if you think of this product 16 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:53,040 as a type of girl, 17 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:54,610 which type do you prefer? 18 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:58,740 I’m just kidding. 19 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,080 Boss, 20 00:03:05,230 --> 00:03:06,260 Alex is here to see you. 21 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,220 Alex. 22 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,700 You’re very busy with your business these days? 23 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,630 Not quite. 24 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,910 I’ve just returned from NOPE. 25 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,180 I’ve got the case. 26 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,240 Stop. 27 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,230 Apart from work, 28 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,100 put more thought into your personal life. 29 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:31,420 Of course, I don’t mean it’s a bad thing to focus your mind on work. 30 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:34,410 It’s best to find a balance between work and life. 31 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:36,579 I still hope to see a day when you have someone to take care of you 32 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:38,380 and organize your daily life well. 33 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:39,720 If you really want someone to take care of me, 34 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,520 I think an hourly-paid housekeeper might be a better fit. 35 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:44,810 How can an hourly-paid housekeeper compare with a girlfriend? 36 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:46,630 How can she bother to ask about your health 37 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,630 and be solicitous of you? 38 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:49,730 -Alex… -I don’t intend to blame you. 39 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:50,700 You 40 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:52,220 want to do your job well, 41 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:53,700 but with a little bit of delight of life, 42 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,440 you can occasionally give people a break, right? 43 00:03:56,530 --> 00:03:58,750 I’ll keep going on blind dates. 44 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,220 How was your blind date last night? 45 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,800 I can only say your salary is perfect. 46 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:03,900 Who do you think you are? 47 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,990 I’m also a man. I know how you feel. 48 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,750 Sometimes, you feel your spirit is willing but your flesh is weak, 49 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,350 so you have to turn your mind to something else. 50 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,490 Don’t be stressed out. 51 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,020 Be sure to go to relationship therapy sessions. 52 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,310 -I…I…I… -I’ve applied for you with HR 53 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,480 two relationship counselling sessions per week 54 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:20,490 as a perk for your hard work 55 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:22,990 at the company over the years. 56 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,010 Make sure you don’t say no. 57 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:25,850 I’m sure professionals can help you. 58 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:26,950 Go for it! 59 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,390 To be a genuine relationship therapist, 60 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:33,880 you must bear in mind the following points: 61 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:36,370 emotional abuse is a common in a relationship. 62 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:40,409 Emotional abuse is equal to self-denial. 63 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:39,850 Emotional Abuse = Self-denial 64 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:42,450 What we need to do is find the root cause 65 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:44,710 of the problem and see how to cope with it. 66 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:48,950 Assistant 67 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,409 We have a new task. 68 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:49,390 I’ll send you the client info later. 69 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:57,650 I seldom get the chance to be your lord Party A. 70 00:04:57,820 --> 00:05:00,630 How could I let go of the chance to tease you so easily? 71 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:03,380 Are you really not interested in women? 72 00:05:03,890 --> 00:05:05,240 Won’t it be dangerous for me 73 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:06,800 to stay with you all day long? 74 00:05:08,950 --> 00:05:10,600 My bad, my bad. 75 00:05:11,650 --> 00:05:12,920 I thought about it later 76 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,220 and had a rough idea of what was going on. 77 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:18,300 I’ve been waiting for an hour. 78 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:20,370 Zheng Minwei 79 00:05:25,650 --> 00:05:26,350 Hello. 80 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:27,540 Are you Amy? 81 00:05:27,710 --> 00:05:28,420 Yes. 82 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:29,740 You are 83 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:30,930 -Zheng… -Zheng Minwei. 84 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:32,470 You can call me Evan. 85 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,070 My mom says you are a creative director of an advertising company, right? 86 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:36,930 Yes. 87 00:05:36,930 --> 00:05:38,400 You must be very well paid. 88 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:39,790 Which area is your house in? 89 00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:41,100 Not in the downtown area. 90 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:42,970 All right. 91 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:44,330 But that’s better than nothing. 92 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:46,320 Let me give you a brief rundown on what I look for in a husband. 93 00:05:46,850 --> 00:05:49,400 I hope he can be tolerant of me as much as he can. 94 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:51,650 I don’t want to go to work. It’s too tiring. 95 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:53,020 I’ll probably be a 96 00:05:53,150 --> 00:05:53,920 tourism blogger, 97 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,090 so I hope he can 98 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:57,440 support my career financially. 99 00:05:57,630 --> 00:05:58,720 I’m also very good at managing money matters, 100 00:05:58,730 --> 00:06:00,140 so there will be no problem if you 101 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,730 let me manage household finance later on. 102 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,260 We’ll hire a housekeeper to do the housework. 103 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:04,370 And there’s the problem of children. 104 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,470 I don’t want to be tied down by children at the moment, 105 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:08,600 so I hope my husband can understand me. 106 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,520 What’s your contribution to this relationship then? 107 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,350 To inspire his desire to protect me. 108 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:15,810 After all, isn’t it only natural for men to indulge women? 109 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,730 But you are very likely to get disappointed 110 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,150 if you count on others for a better life. 111 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:21,040 What do you mean? 112 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,330 I reckon some of our values probably don’t fit in well. 113 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,830 Are you insulting my values? 114 00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:27,050 Sorry, no offense. 115 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,410 I just want to find someone to take care of and live with each other. 116 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:31,950 Why are you putting on airs? 117 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:34,150 Who do you think you are so that you can disrespect people like this? 118 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,200 Respect? 119 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:37,490 I think it is you who didn’t respect me first. 120 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,990 You were late for an hour without any reasonable explanation, 121 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:41,409 and you didn’t even say sorry. 122 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,350 My ex-boyfriend used to wait for me for two to three hours 123 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:44,850 without a word of complaint, 124 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:46,250 and he would never talk to me like this. 125 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:47,440 Maybe there’s something wrong with me. 126 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,760 -Are you still a man? -I’ll pay the bill. 127 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:53,950 You can go. 128 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:13,440 Stop pretending. 129 00:07:13,530 --> 00:07:15,050 I found you were here long ago. 130 00:07:15,070 --> 00:07:16,290 So… 131 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,320 who was that? 132 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,340 My mom. 133 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,160 I reckon my mom heard the last thing I said 134 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:25,670 and through meticulous information processing, 135 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:27,580 she concluded that something’s wrong with me. 136 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:29,760 She immediately talked about it 137 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:31,050 with her besties 138 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,930 and conveyed the consensus of their meeting 139 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,170 through Uncle He to me the next day. 140 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:36,890 Why don’t you consider a therapy? 141 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:39,900 You can try electric shocks when necessary. 142 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,680 You can’t even drop the topic of women while at work. 143 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,760 I think we should get an electric shock via group buying. 144 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:00,800 Zheng Minwei, 145 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:02,230 30, 146 00:08:02,410 --> 00:08:07,950 creative director of a professional advertising company, a singleton for 6 years 147 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:10,350 with a low interest in dating, 148 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,830 highly self-disciplined 149 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,360 and stodgy. 150 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:28,940 Chen Manman, why are you drunk again? 151 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,299 Our company has three packages of services. 152 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,250 Package A: a 30-day PUA crash course; 153 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:41,000 Package B: helping you win the heart of your dreamboat in a week; 154 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:41,909 Package C: 155 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,409 a three-day simulation exercise 156 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,430 with a complimentary 7-day GF experience coupon. 157 00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:47,110 Which one do you prefer? 158 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,250 I choose D. 159 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:50,470 Are you really single? 160 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:52,910 I just can’t quite believe it. 161 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:54,370 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 162 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:01,800 Shaking your glass subconsciously 163 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:04,590 shows you lack a sense of security. 164 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:06,050 I just saw the glass… 165 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:06,960 There’s no need to explain. 166 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,500 Please trust my professional judgement. 167 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:10,340 Here’s a form. Fill it out first 168 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,430 so that I can learn about you right away. 169 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,600 Question 1: Is your prostate functioning properly? 170 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:19,090 Question 2: Are you in love with a man? 171 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,780 He’s seen so many women in the afternoon 172 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:27,950 and didn’t even choose one? 173 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,790 Do you only get to know 174 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,390 how demanding Evan is today? 175 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,260 I saw a girl with an awful look 176 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:34,580 when she came out just now. 177 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,350 Evan has so little compassion for women. 178 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:39,330 Is Evan someone you can judge at will? 179 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,060 -Hello. -Hello. 180 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,210 You are… 181 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:48,950 I’m from Gravitational Wave. 182 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,600 I have an appointment with you today. 183 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:53,230 Just a moment. 184 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:55,870 Are you Miss An? 185 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,510 Hello. Please come with me. 186 00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:01,640 A pretty lady as a relationship counsellor? 187 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,510 Maybe an eye candies with ulterior motives. 188 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:08,260 Evan will see through their ruses in one minute 189 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:09,850 and kick them out while they are in tears. 190 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,480 We can start now. 191 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,280 Hello, my name is An Ran, 192 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,670 I’m a relationship counsellor with three years’ experience. 193 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,770 I specialize in relationship issues. 194 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:43,600 How do I coordinate with you in the following? 195 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,080 To fill out a test form or 196 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,030 listen to an introduction to business packages? 197 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,930 Mr. Zheng, you like doing 198 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,330 relationship tests and things like that, don’t you? 199 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:54,930 I saw all counsellors did that before. 200 00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:56,590 Actually those routines 201 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,370 have been phased out in our line of business long ago. 202 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,430 Actually I don’t quite need relationship counselling. 203 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,890 After all, time is precious 204 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,140 and wasting my time listening to preaching 205 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,990 is not quite to my liking. 206 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,630 Maybe my company just sent me here 207 00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:11,650 without understanding your needs. 208 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,310 I’ll let you go on with your work. 209 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:17,530 Miss An, 210 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:21,400 if you just read books 211 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,390 like you did just now 212 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,380 without distracting me from my work during the counselling session, 213 00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:26,140 I’m actually willing to cooperate with you. 214 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:28,000 It’s my company’s arrangement after all, 215 00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:29,590 and I’m obliged to attend the session. 216 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,150 In this case, 217 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,610 I think we can get along comfortably together. 218 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:40,440 I can understand your concerns very well. 219 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:43,370 But not providing service to a paid customer 220 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:46,710 may somewhat go against my company’s work ethic. 221 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,220 That’s not what I meant. 222 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:50,790 How does this sound? Let’s work out a compromise plan. 223 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,270 I can reduce the original two-hour 224 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,570 counselling session by half. 225 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,990 You can manage your own schedule in the first hour, 226 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,210 and I’ll read books or do something else. 227 00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:04,970 But in the next hour, I still hope you can 228 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,850 accept my service. 229 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,860 Of course 230 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:10,430 I’ll reduce the service charge by half 231 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,370 so that it won’t be a rip-off to your company. 232 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,360 You don’t have to worry. 233 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,350 A professional relationship counsellor 234 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,100 won’t offend her customers. 235 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:22,350 All the counselling service will be provided on a voluntary basis. 236 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,310 OK. 237 00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:25,070 I’ll accept your suggestion. 238 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,650 We can sign a contract then. 239 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,230 OK. 240 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:33,690 Minxuan, 241 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,920 bring in the contract please. 242 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:36,190 Mr. Zheng, 243 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:39,470 did you get all these books by yourself? 244 00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:42,930 Quite a few of them are hard to get in China. 245 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,030 Are they? 246 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:45,080 Not that hard actually. 247 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,890 Do you like women now? 248 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,700 So you’ve really kept 249 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,220 a relationship counsellor in your office, 250 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:40,570 and above anything else, she’s a pretty girl. 251 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,670 You rock. You’ve got so many tricks up your sleeve. 252 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,480 She caught me in a moment of carelessness. 253 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,370 She cheated me with her innocent look at first 254 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,980 and ended up leading me by the nose. 255 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:49,570 She must have fallen for you, 256 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:51,850 so she intentionally set up a honey trap. 257 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,510 You can just take advantage of that 258 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,720 and have an exhilarating taboo office romance. 259 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,760 I should arrange an electric shock for you. 260 00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:05,940 I took the bait while she cheated me like that. 261 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,580 I must find a way to get out of it. 262 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,510 You just don’t know how lucky you are. 263 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,180 Forget it. I’m not gonna talk to you. 264 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,470 I’m gonna get down to business. 265 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,630 Do you want to chat me up? 266 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,600 Isn’t that obvious enough? 267 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,960 You don’t have enough sincerity though. 268 00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:41,630 Finish these 269 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,810 before we can move on to the next stage. 270 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:19,560 Wu Hongji. 271 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:24,080 It is you who picked up hot chicks, but why do you make me show up every time? 272 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,670 Manman, are you coming back tonight? 273 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,190 It seems my friend has made your friend drunk. 274 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,550 She can’t answer the phone now. 275 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,190 Why don’t you come to pick up your friend? 276 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:44,190 We are at Franz Bar. 277 00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:52,160 Wake up, Manman. 278 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:55,150 Manman! 279 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,120 What a coincidence! 280 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:01,920 Yes. 281 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:03,530 We’ve met twice a day. 282 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:04,900 Just enough to call it a coincidence. 283 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,240 What’s more coincidental is 284 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:08,640 the one who made my friend drunk happens to be your friend. 285 00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:10,780 Let’s each take our own friend home. 286 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:14,160 Manman. 287 00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:18,840 Let’s go. We are going home. 288 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,870 Your friend’s cellphone. 289 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:55,950 Bye. 290 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,400 Let’s start the counselling session. 291 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,200 What happened last night was just an accident. 292 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,260 Don’t take it to heart. 293 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,040 Let’s start the counselling session. 294 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,900 Let’s play a few rounds together first. 295 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:42,830 So childish! 296 00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:47,010 Back to the subject, 297 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,760 have you been in a relationship? 298 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:49,810 Of course I have. 299 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,810 Does my profile card have any 300 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:54,790 mumbo jumbo written on it? 301 00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:56,230 Compared with profile, 302 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,610 I prefer to know more about the man in front of me. 303 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,740 When did you start dating your last girlfriend? 304 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,890 Is this a must-answer question? 305 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:04,910 You can choose not to, 306 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:07,520 but your answer will help me know a lot about you. 307 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,570 I dated her for a year when I was preparing for the postgrad entrance exam. 308 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,210 Could you tell me why you broke up? 309 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,070 There was no particular reason. 310 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,400 You didn’t match? 311 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,440 We broke up peacefully. 312 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,380 Unknown Number 313 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:02,370 Hello. 314 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:03,770 Who’s that please? 315 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,580 Why are you keeping my cellphone? 316 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:07,380 Didn’t we drink together yesterday? 317 00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:08,830 We probably took each other’s phone by mistake. 318 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,270 I happen to be going on a business trip for a few days, 319 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,120 and I’ll be on my way to catch a plane soon. 320 00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:13,580 How does this sound? 321 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:15,170 Let’s fix a place to meet 322 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,170 and I’ll contact you 323 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,820 as soon as I’m back. 324 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,310 What’s your password for the phone? 325 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:21,270 045692. 326 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,160 Let’s add each other on WeChat. 327 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:36,010 So it’ll be convenient to communicate if anything comes up in the next few days. 328 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,990 Speaking of communicating, can I do that as late as I like? 329 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,790 It depends on what you want to communicate about. 330 00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:45,570 Modern Planet 331 00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:50,280 Now you can tell me your purpose of taking me here. 332 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,220 You don’t have a lot of dating experience. 333 00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:56,360 At least that’s what it looks like to me. 334 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,830 And you don’t reach groups of people often. 335 00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:00,220 Our task out here today is 336 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,530 to observe the relationships of the passers-by. 337 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,110 Do you want me to talk to people? 338 00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:09,190 Actually body language can say the most about what one thinks. 339 00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:10,490 For instance, 340 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,900 that couple at the 3 o’clock position. 341 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,080 Their distance is within the personal distance 342 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,880 of interpersonal distance, 343 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,040 but the man is standing on the outside of the sidewalk, 344 00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:22,200 which is actually a reflection of his desire to protect her. 345 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:25,650 When they lock eyes during the conversation, 346 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,720 the woman lowers her head, 347 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,580 which shows she’s a bit shy. 348 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,950 From this it can be inferred that 349 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,020 the two of them are in the stage of being attracted to each other. 350 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,840 Look at the two people on their left. 351 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,130 Although their distance is very close, 352 00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:42,090 they don’t have any eye contact 353 00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:44,860 and the woman is slightly ahead of the man by half a body length, 354 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:45,980 so they are very likely 355 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:48,110 to be a couple who have just had a spat. 356 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:49,640 You are a veteran in relationships. 357 00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:51,480 It’s just a summary of my long-time experience. 358 00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:52,280 Let’s go. 359 00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,480 To feel how it is played out in real life. 360 00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:58,430 Why do I think you are abusing public power for personal gain? 361 00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,850 You just want to hang out. 362 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,660 You said you don’t like listening to preaching. 363 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,430 I have to adjust my measures to suit your needs 364 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,310 by doing it in a silent way. 365 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,250 Or we can go back to the office now 366 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,490 and I’ll go on with my lecture. 367 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,640 Let’s move on. 368 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,030 You are familiar with the surroundings here. 369 00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:30,060 I’m a regular diner here. 370 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,170 I thought you usually ordered takeout. 371 00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:33,680 I order takeout when I’m in a pinch for time. 372 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,370 Actually I like eating out. 373 00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:38,640 Don’t you feel it’s boring to eat alone? 374 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,970 It’s more boring to eat with someone I have little to talk with. 375 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:43,790 Are you going back to the company in a while? 376 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,930 Yes. 377 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,130 Let’s hurry then. 378 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:51,940 Please analyze the relationship status of those people over there. 379 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,270 I don’t think it makes much sense. 380 00:22:55,930 --> 00:22:57,120 You are too arbitrary. 381 00:22:59,944 --> 00:23:09,944 Sub by iQiyi & Ripped by skysoultan ♔ Follow @skysoultan on Instagram ♔ 28340

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