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To our daughter Hannah...
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Let's wait until he gets here.
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I can't wait.
I'm too overwhelmed with emotion.
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So sweet, Daddy.
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To our daughter, Hannah.
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Slow to grow, but...
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Oh...
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How beautiful is the blossom.
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We're so very proud of your achievements,
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your artistry, and your warm, open heart.
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Thank you. Hey, can I get some fries,
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- when you get a chance?
- Fries, please?
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You don't need any fries.
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I'll share.
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It's Friday, so...
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Uh...
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To our daughter, Hannah Helene...
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That is me.
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...who smiled when she first
came out of the womb.
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- And then sneezed.
- And then sneezed.
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That's right, you sneezed.
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No, I didn't!
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Yes, you sneezed
one great big sneeze.
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"I have allergies."
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Well, I want to toast both of you
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for the massive amounts of love
and support that you have shown me
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in the four years
since I graduated from college.
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And I just want to say
that even in the moments
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when, superficially, it didn't seem
like you were supporting me
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and it seemed like you were
criticizing my choices
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and doubting my talent,
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I know that you were
supporting me in your own way.
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- So, that means a lot.
- Thanks, sweetie.
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- I'm so sorry I'm late.
- Hey, Adam!
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- Hey, big guy.
- How was your audition?
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Fuckin' shitty. Apparently they meant
more like Tour de France biker.
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I'm gonna rip my agent a new eyehole.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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He has a really,
really great new agent.
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She is now representing him
along with many other great actors
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like Norman Reedus from The Walking Dead.
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She just can't read English.
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You know Norman Reedus?
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Tad was just toasting Hannah.
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We want her to know how proud we are
of this adventure
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she's embarking on.
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To Hannah.
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Yes.
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Taking the next step
in a series of random steps.
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How strange our journey is through life?
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You know, we try and inject it with meaning,
but at the end of the day,
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all we have are days
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marching on.
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- That's very cool, Adam.
- Cool?
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Congratulations and mazel tov.
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To lowa.
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Sometimes it feels like nothing,
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a total numbness,
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and sometimes it feels like the coldest rain
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is going to keep falling down on you forever.
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Living your life with depression
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is like trying to walk a mile in mud.
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We all need a little help sometimes
to change the weather.
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Torpica,
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because you deserve the sun.
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Ask your doctor if Torpica is right for you.
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Side effects may include...
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Okay, you're really good.
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What?
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It's fuckin' heinous!
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They cut shit out
that made it a cohesive story.
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Yeah, I mean, it's a commercial,
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but you were really good.
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Can't believe I fuckin' shaved for that shit!
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Okay, listen. It was a job, okay?
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And no one is even gonna
remember this in two months.
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Someone already came up to me
in the subway and was like,
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"Hey, I couldn't get my dick hard on Torpica."
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I'm sorry, but people have to work.
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You took a job. It's fine.
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I'm sorry.
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And I'm sorry I can't tell you
exactly what weekend
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I'm coming home to visit, okay?
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That's okay.
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I mean, I know it's okay.
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I just feel like the whole separation thing
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would be easier if we, you know,
had a clear-cut plan.
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No, it's fine.
With cell phones and modern communication,
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we're gonna talk, like, 10 times tomorrow.
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It's all good. It's all fluid.
We'll take it day by day.
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There's no need to create some drama.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God, that's so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, I love that.
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I love you, too.
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All right, you are all set.
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You're gonna be getting
your diploma in the mail
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in about six to eight weeks.
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Thank you.
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Okay, smile, my honey.
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- Well, you missed it.
- I missed it? I missed what?
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No, you didn't. You didn't miss anything.
There's nothing to miss.
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I don't get my diploma for, like, a month.
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Which address did you give them, Shoshy?
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I think she gave them mine.
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Mel Shapiro?
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We're both Mel Shapiro.
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It's Melvin and Melanie.
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Mel Shapiro, 25 Eden Manor Way.
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Ah, I told you. She gave them mine.
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- Well, can we get two copies?
- We don't need two copies.
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Why did you want your father to get it first?
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- Be honest with me.
- I just...
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Don't bullshit me.
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I'm not bullshitting.
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It's just where the bills go,
so I assumed he should get it.
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Excuse me, I live in a gated community
and I have very responsible security
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which will make sure
that it won't be misplaced.
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Well, I have Kevin and he works from home.
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Kevin works?
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Yeah, I don't have to defend him to you.
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I have never mishandled a package
since I married him and that is a fact.
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Okay, seriously, you guys,
there's nothing special about today.
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I'm not even walking in the processional
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or wearing a hat, so can we please just go?
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Will you get
a picture of us three, please?
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Why would you want that?
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It's not for me, it's for Shoshy.
She would like it.
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I don't want it.
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Why don't you want it?
You're out of your mind!
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You're gonna look back on this moment
and you're gonna regret it
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because it's a good thing to document,
to remember you did something.
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- She doesn't want a picture.
- She accomplished something.
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I worked hard and I paid for this.
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Beedie!
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Krasner's gonna be fine.
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He swallowed a bobby pin,
which affected his gallbladder.
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I think that's what they said.
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Do you know I got enough pastrami
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to feed all of fucking Brighton Beach?
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Where you at, thug?
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Oh. Physical therapist.
You aren't supposed to be here till 6:00.
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She still has to eat and have lunch.
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No.
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I'm her daughter.
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Oh, my God. Uh, Rickie, right?
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Oh, my God. I've heard so much about you.
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How was Argentina?
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I know what happened, dumbass.
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What are you talking about?
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She had to have her stomach pumped,
all right?
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You lied to the police and she could've died.
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Where is Beedie?
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She's getting packed, okay?
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She's coming to live with me in Connecticut.
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And she doesn't want me
to call the police, so I won't,
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but what you did
was "unconscible," all right?
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"Unconscible." It was "unconscible."
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I can't say that word.
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What you did fucking sucked.
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You really are a piece of shit.
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I did what she asked me to do.
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Fuck you.
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You really need to figure some shit out.
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- No, can you just give me one second?
- Honestly.
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Please let me just gather my thoughts.
I'm like...
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You know, I'm not that much older than you
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and all my friends have it together.
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But every time I meet someone
five or more years younger than me,
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they are a complete asshole.
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Is it because you were told you were special
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one too many times
and, what, you believed it?
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Because when my generation
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and every generation before me
were called special,
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we were smart enough to know
it meant that we were stupid,
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so it made us work that much harder
to stop being stupid.
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I'm ready to go now.
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Beedie, what is going on?
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Please don't go.
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Jess, we got ourselves
into far too much trouble.
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What do you mean?
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Well, we practically robbed a bank.
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We did, pretty much.
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We could have, at least.
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Best friends reunited.
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Please listen to me.
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You cannot go to Connecticut.
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You will die there.
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I have to go.
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You're so special.
You're so full of contradictions.
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And you're so beautiful
and then you're so ugly.
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- Yeah, thanks.
- No, I just adore you. You just...
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You really took care of me.
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I tried.
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- You're an old bitch sometimes, but you...
- Will you shut up?
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- At least I tried.
- I tried.
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You beautiful thing.
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Tell me you love me more than her.
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I love you more than her.
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Is that really heavy, baby?
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- Yeah.
- Let me help you with that.
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I cannot believe we got that done so early.
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It's not early. You leave tomorrow.
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Yeah, but I don't usually, like, pack.
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I usually leave my crap in a pile
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and just hope it somehow makes it
to where I'm going.
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I'm sorry that we have to go
to this Marnie-Desi gig
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or whatever horror show.
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All time with you is great.
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No piece of time is more valuable
than another.
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We are here together right now.
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Okay.
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- The girl in the store said...
- That's what you do.
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Okay, well, I have a little powder
if you need to...
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I don't... We have different color faces.
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You know, they have these pieces now
you can put in just to fluff it up.
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I don't need any extra hair.
I have plenty of hair.
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Hi!
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Hannah! What's up?
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Hey, Shosh. How's it goin'?
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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- How are you?
- Good.
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I can never get this where I want it to be.
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- Hey.
- I can...
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Hey!
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Mon amour.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Mmm.
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Listen, I'm gonna run and pee before we start.
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I got us a table right there.
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Hey, Clementine.
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Hey, Marnie.
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Um...
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Listen, I feel like I need...
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No, no, me first, please.
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Okay.
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I'm so sorry.
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I was possessed talking to you like that.
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I'm not even a jealous person.
I think that I was just maybe threatened
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by the musical connection you guys share
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and scared that I would lose him,
which is crazy.
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Yeah, well, I'm sorry
that I gave you the impression
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that I was even almost remotely capable
of doing something like that.
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Anyway, thank you for saying that.
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Well, break a leg, lady.
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Oh, thanks, girl.
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- So, see you after.
- Sure will.
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- Those your underwear?
- This is fascinating.
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Yeah, I always try to keep clean.
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You're competing with guys who are
a completely different physical type than you.
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Like, you're auditioning with Zachary Quinto
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or Armie Hammer, even.
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Well, I don't really know names,
but, yeah, definitely. It's intense.
255
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,086
It's the first time I ever
looked at myself in the mirror
256
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,255
and maybe wished something was different.
257
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,466
Not my dick or anything,
but, like, my forehead.
258
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:16,675
Yeah, yeah, totally.
259
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,802
Yo, necrophiliacs.
260
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,429
Hey, what's up?
261
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,097
Hi.
262
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,766
Aunt Mel and Uncle Mel say hi.
263
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,226
Both of my parents are named Mel.
264
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,686
It's the worst thing that ever happened to me.
265
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,521
And it was, like, the first thing
that ever happened to me.
266
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,565
Let me take a picture. One sec.
267
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,983
Okay. Oh, wait.
268
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:36,362
- I was trying to reach you all of yesterday.
- Oh, yeah?
269
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,696
Hold on.
270
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,198
Yeah, 'cause I'm leaving tomorrow
271
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,283
and I was thinking you might wanna,
I don't know, hang out.
272
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,659
Mmm, yeah, maybe.
273
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,078
So cute.
274
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,122
But it would have had to happen already
because I'm leaving tomorrow.
275
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,083
Mmm, darn.
276
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,753
I'm gonna pee.
277
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,797
Excuse me.
278
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,050
You made the choice you need to survive.
279
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,219
You made the choice you need to survive.
280
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,763
Everyone's path will unwind just right.
281
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,809
Everyone's path will unwind... Hey.
282
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,977
- Hey.
- I was just, um...
283
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,979
Doing your freaky obsessive voodoo shit?
284
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,607
I know. Jesus, you're weird.
285
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,944
I feel like Adam is upstairs
putting on this really brave face for me,
286
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,988
but the minute I leave tomorrow,
he's just gonna fall apart.
287
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,033
Don't flatter yourself, please.
288
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,412
Okay, you've actually been really mean today.
289
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,996
I'm not being mean.
290
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,666
I'm... Well, I'm being the exact
right amount of mean considering.
291
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:34,294
- Considering what?
- Considering it's certainly hypocritical of you
292
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,756
to leave right after you told me
I need to come back to New York
293
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,924
and stay for good.
294
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,759
But, Jessa, I'm going...
295
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,387
You're pussying out on this whole thing.
296
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,097
The thing that we're all trying to do,
297
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,266
which is to make it work,
regardless of location,
298
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,517
right where we are.
299
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,186
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way...
300
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,312
You know what else is pussy?
301
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,189
What?
302
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,316
You don't even have the bravery
to break up with Adam.
303
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,860
I don't want to break up with Adam.
304
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,737
If you want to be alone, be alone.
305
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,573
No one's gonna be angry about that.
306
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,409
You seem mad at me.
307
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,870
No, no, I'm not mad at you.
308
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,372
I could give a shit. You know?
309
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,875
I mean, Jesus. Don't make a big deal out of it.
310
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,214
- Hi, little ones.
- She bangs, she bangs.
311
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,134
Right back at ya, Marnie's mom.
312
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,594
Uh-huh.
313
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,679
I woke up in Harlem smelling like moussaka
314
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,431
and I didn't have time
to go home and change.
315
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,142
There's a lot of really exciting things
happening above 125th Street
316
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,269
that I'm very happy to know about.
317
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,980
I stopped at the First Corinthians Church
for a musical interlude
318
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,816
and then on my way downtown,
I rescued a kitten.
319
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,568
- Aw.
- Oh, where is it?
320
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,988
Elijah?
321
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,619
Hi, Pal.
322
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,995
Um...
323
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,663
Hey.
324
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,790
Hey. You look good.
325
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,418
I'm just here brunching with the Lisas.
326
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,172
You are so not gonna be
tallying your booze points.
327
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,216
- Vodka has no points.
- Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
328
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,259
No, my bikini waxer
told me that vodka...
329
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,513
They're like
the laziest bulimics you've ever met.
330
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,889
Okay...
331
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,474
We are Desi and Marnie.
332
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,684
Um, or are we Marnie and Desi?
333
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,770
We'll talk about that later, sir.
334
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,108
And this is our newest ditty.
335
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:33,539
I don't wanna dream
if dreaming is without you
336
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,543
I don't want to run
unless I'm running towards you
337
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,796
Every single thing I do
is all about you
338
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,714
- Every thought I have
- Whoo!
339
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,925
I'm thinking what you might do
340
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,678
I can't pretend that I'm fine
without you anymore
341
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,725
Because I don't wanna live
342
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,061
if I'm not living for you
343
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,439
Now you are my king
and know that I adore you
344
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,732
Hold on, don't let go...
345
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,609
Oh, my God. It's so exciting.
346
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,990
'Cause there is something
that you need to know
347
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,700
- Hey.
- Yo.
348
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,160
- Hi.
- How goes it?
349
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,289
Swimmingly, thank you. And how are you?
350
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,542
I graduated today.
351
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,087
No, like, pomp or circumstance or whatever.
352
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,965
I just, you know, finished my degree
353
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,217
and now I'm just, like, in the world,
354
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,469
trying to get 'er done, you know?
355
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,222
Welcome to the world. Congratulations.
356
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,890
It's a nice world.
357
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,893
I really didn't want to see
Marnie singing today, actually,
358
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,271
because female folk singers
remind me of being carsick
359
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,814
when I was little,
360
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,109
but, I thought that maybe I would see you
361
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,194
and I wanted to say that I'm sorry.
362
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,488
For what?
363
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,199
For, like, trying to manipulate you
364
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,201
into being in a relationship with me again.
365
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,079
I just was in a really bad circle
366
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,539
that I had drawn for myself
367
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,916
and I tried to drag you into that
and that was not fair.
368
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,127
It was very uncool.
369
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,879
Well, I appreciate you saying all that.
370
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,466
Honestly, too, you, like,
371
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,800
totally picked the best one
of my friends to bone
372
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,093
because I never really liked Marnie.
373
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,429
How fortuitous.
374
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,513
Oh.
375
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,976
Ooh.
376
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,812
Okay.
377
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,231
Um, later. Later, gator.
378
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,566
Okay, bye.
379
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,401
I'm not ever leaving
380
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:31,114
I'm standing outside
till you see me
381
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,576
I rode here so fast
382
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,997
And if I'm breathless
you're the reason
383
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,957
Breathless is the title of the song.
384
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,252
Oh, oh
385
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,088
Yeah
386
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,756
Oh, oh
387
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,968
Oh, oh
388
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,512
Yeah
389
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,889
Oh, oh
390
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,772
Thank you, guys.
We're so psyched to be here.
391
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,025
Believe it or not, this is our first jazz brunch.
392
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,860
Obviously we're not playing jazz,
393
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,362
but we love brunch.
394
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,490
And if you guys are really lucky,
maybe I'll scat for you.
395
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,866
Do a little rap.
396
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,243
Please don't.
397
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,037
Um, so this next one is...
398
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:23,250
It's new and it's something I wrote
for a friend of mine
399
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,626
who is going away.
400
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,337
She's gonna do so great.
401
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,506
It's called Onward and Inward.
402
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,299
Tag, you're it!
403
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:39,349
Onward and inward
journey continues
404
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:43,854
Deeper and darker
I'll always be with you
405
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,814
Whoa-oh
406
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,482
Goodbye, friend
407
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,278
What are you thinking about?
408
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:55,073
I'll be watching
Watching you from behind
409
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,576
I'm just listening.
410
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,120
Watching for the rest of time
411
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,747
Yeah, the maze of our future?
412
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,665
'Cause that's what I'm thinking about.
413
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,171
And love is a trick
that we play on ourselves
414
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:14,009
But my love waits all alone on a shelf
415
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,304
And fears of laugh...
416
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,347
Of...
417
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,641
Okay, let's just hope
she doesn't quit her day job
418
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,143
as the face of Eddie Bauer.
419
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,150
Mommy, make her stop singing!
420
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,526
This is not gonna end well.
421
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,361
Stop!
422
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,947
Hey, brother, that's not cool, bro.
423
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,282
All right? Be respectful.
424
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,117
- She's trying to sing.
- Am I doing something wrong?
425
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,786
Stop, Marnie, stop.
426
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,871
People aren't even paying attention.
They're not even listening.
427
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,207
That's crazy. They're into it.
It's just a couple kids.
428
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,167
You know what? Fuck this. I'm sorry.
429
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,422
Um, we'll be right back.
430
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,258
This might be a good time
to talk with your loved ones
431
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:59,054
about respect and about how your behavior
affects other people, et cetera.
432
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,023
Marnie.
433
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,737
Oh, God. There's no point.
434
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,698
There's no point in what?
435
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,617
Sharing my music.
436
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,160
They were being so fucking mean.
437
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,537
They were laughing at me.
438
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,413
Some of those songs are about death.
439
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,833
Marnie, this business is not for sissy bitches.
440
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,501
What?
441
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,002
The crying, the shaking...
442
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,004
I mean, you've gotta give it a fuckin' rest.
443
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,507
Elijah, where are your manners?
444
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,384
Look, honey, if you want to do this,
445
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,177
you've gotta thicken your skin, okay?
446
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:43,139
You should have stopped giving a fuck
when you got on that stage.
447
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,142
What do Judy Garland and Lady Gaga
have in common?
448
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,687
- They're both white?
- No.
449
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,272
They're both bad bitches
450
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,566
who don't give a fuck what people think.
451
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,651
They were told that they weren't thin enough,
452
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,194
that they weren't feminine enough,
453
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,321
that they weren't beautiful enough.
454
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,241
And then Judy went and died
'cause it all became too much.
455
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,869
But Lady Gaga's fine.
456
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,912
Be well, Elijah.
457
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,207
Oh, and, uh, Marnie,
458
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,002
you are so talented.
459
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,045
Have you ever thought about
being a background artist?
460
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,840
Because I have a friend at Central Casting
461
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,592
and she's always looking
for people to be, like,
462
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,427
you know, in a Good Wife courtroom scene.
463
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,221
Or like SVU victim.
464
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,223
You'd be an amazing victim.
465
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,391
Bye.
466
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,310
So nice to meet you.
467
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,647
I'm glad we broke up!
468
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,983
What a little fuckin' dick.
469
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,152
You know what? New York is such bullshit.
470
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,572
If we lived anywhere else,
I would never have to worry about seeing him
471
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,992
because he would have already killed himself
for being so small and gay.
472
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,916
I can't believe Marnie left
without saying goodbye.
473
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,585
Maybe she had another jazz lunch.
474
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,254
Are you sure it's okay
that I'm leaving all this stuff here?
475
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,672
Yeah, it's your apartment.
476
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,425
Yeah, but I'm not gonna be living here
or paying rent,
477
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,635
so you get to make some decisions.
478
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,095
Hmm.
479
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,223
I like being amongst your stuff.
480
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,853
You know I'm shit on the phone, right?
481
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,732
You're asking if I know
if you're shit on the phone?
482
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,610
You take so many pauses
that I think you've hung up
483
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,613
and the only way you respond
is, like, with this long groan.
484
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,365
Just like...
485
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,911
You're terrible at the phone.
486
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,873
Do you want to go over the plan again?
487
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,001
The plan is...
488
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,504
There is no plan.
489
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,881
That works for me.
490
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,925
As a plan.
491
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,637
It's a plan, then.
492
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,933
Okay.
493
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,288
Jesus fucking shit.
494
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,999
Mom, I will be right out, okay?
495
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,668
- Adam is sleeping.
- No, it's me.
496
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,091
What are you doing here? It's 6:00 a.m.
497
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,511
Did you really think you were gonna leave
without me saying goodbye?
498
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,680
Well, I couldn't find you
after the gig anywhere.
499
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,140
That place was a shit show.
500
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,516
That's the last time I do a jazz brunch.
501
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,893
I can't get my fucking suitcase closed.
502
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,812
Have you tried sitting on it?
503
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,526
It's a volume thing
and it has to be equally distributed,
504
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,695
so you have to make sure
while you're packing
505
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:47,073
that you actually stack them full...
506
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,294
I think a vase just broke underneath me.
507
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,670
A vase?
508
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:02,756
You put a vase in the suitcase?
509
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,973
Hey.
510
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,411
Hey, party freaks.
511
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,121
Are you serious with that hat?
512
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,790
- Yes.
- Marnie came to pack?
513
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,917
That's so sweet. What a friend, right?
514
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,001
A good pal.
515
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,261
Hannah,
could you lend a hand here?
516
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,931
Hey, Marnie, don't cry.
517
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,933
I'm gonna text you in, like, two seconds.
518
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,518
I love you.
519
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,749
Let's wait to get gas in an hour.
520
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,334
No, let's not wait to get gas. We only...
521
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,294
No, no, no, I'm gonna
have to pee in about an hour.
522
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,505
- Well, why can't you pee now?
- 'Cause I don't have to pee now.
523
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,965
We've only got a quarter of a tank.
524
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,175
No, I'm gonna have
to pee in an hour, so let's just wait.
525
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,635
Hannah might want a snack.
526
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,762
I've got a whole bag of Fig Newtons.
527
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:36,808
- She loves 'em.
- Wow, there you go. Fig Newtons.
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