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Gilbert, you'd better get up. They're here.
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- I'm up.
- You OK?
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- Yeah.
- You sure?
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Sure I'm sure.
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- You remember the first time you left home?
- Yes.
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And I was just as scared as you are.
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I'm not scared. I just don't like
the idea of leaving you here all alone.
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Oh, I'll be fine. I was fine
when you went away to computer camp.
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Mom, that was just for two weeks.
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I can take care of myself.
I'm much more worried about you.
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I'm gonna be just fine. Anyways,
I'm not gonna be alone. I got Lewis.
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Gilbert? Come on, rise and shine.
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Dad's waiting outside in the car.
It's all packed.
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Hi, Flo. It's a beautiful day, isn't it?
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It's gonna be a great year.
Now, I figure with lunch and two ARVs,
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we should be on the road approximately
7 hours, 18 minutes and 7 seconds.
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- ARVs?
- Average restroom visits.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you two boys.
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Come on, Gilbert. Let's go to college.
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Hey, Lewis, what time you got?
I'm tryin' to work out our exact ETA.
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I got two thirty-seven.
Dad, how fast are we going?
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I've got the old cruise control set at 35.
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Adams College, home of the Atoms.
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Gilbert, this is gonna be really neat.
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I sure hope so. What if it isn't, huh?
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Don't be so negative.
We'll have the time of our lives.
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I'm not being negative. I'm being nervous.
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Don't be, cos everything's gonna be great.
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- Just like high school, right?
- This is college.
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Remember, there are
6,127 students at Adams.
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- 58 per cent of which are girls.
- So?
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So that's 7,107.32 boobs.
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You college guys are all alike.
All you really care about is getting laid.
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I wish I was going with you.
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Dad!
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Wow! This campus is awesome.
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It's a lot bigger than I expected. Maybe
we should have just gone to City Tech, huh?
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Tech's nothin'. You know Adams has got
the best computer department in the country.
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Yeah, you're right. Adams is the best.
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Well, boys...
I mean "men"...here we are.
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What an opportunity for you guys.
You're both gonna do great.
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I'm proud of you. Your father would
have been proud of you, too, Gilbert.
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I know, Mr Skolnick. Don't tell my mother
I was nervous. I wouldn't want her to worry.
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- Of course not. Don't sweat it.
- Thanks.
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Hey, Lewis, come here. Sit down.
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I envy you, Lewis.
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This is one of the finest institutions
in the country.
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You're gonna do fantastic here.
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Try not to break too many hearts.
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That hasn't been a real problem yet.
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Come on, you're gonna make
some lucky girl very happy.
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You're smart, easy-going.
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Got your father's good looks.
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And you got a great sense of humour.
I really believe in you, son.
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- Thanks, Dad. I won't let you down.
- I know.
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Gilbert, help me with the trunk.
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- Uh, Gilbert?
- Yes, sir?
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College isn't like high school.
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You'll be on your own.
I want you to take care of yourself.
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I will. Anyway, I won't be alone. I got Lewis.
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Besides, we're college men now, right?
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- Right.
- Ow.
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It's easier gettin' it down.
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Hold it, guys. This is an historic moment.
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All right, say "cheese".
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Cheese!
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Got it.
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Bye, Dad.
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Bye. Thanks for the ride.
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- You OK?
- Yeah.
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- Bye, Mr Skolnick!
- Drive careful, Dad.
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Watch out!
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- Sorry.
- Excuse us.
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You know, Gilbert, I feel different already.
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Like... more mature.
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Looks like we're in for quite a change.
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I'll say. Parties, meeting new people.
This is really gonna be great.
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- I don't know.
- Just relax. Be yourself.
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Like Davy Crockett always said -
be sure you're right, then go ahead.
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Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre!
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- Anyway, college is a whole new ball game.
- Nerds!
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- People judge you different than in school.
- Nerds!
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Nerds!
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Nerds!
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- Where are they?
- I think they're talking about us.
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- No way.
- Nerds!
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- Nerds! Nerds!
- Nerds! Nerds!
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Come on, Lewis, let's go.
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Ogre!
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Fill her up, baby!
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All right!
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OK, everybody, listen up!
It's time for stair diving!
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- Well, Gilbert, here's our new home.
- Can't believe we finally made it.
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Lewis, if you don't want
the bed by the window, I'll take it.
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- You got it.
- Thanks.
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- You know, this is really a great room.
- Yep. Definite possibilities.
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Do you think they'd let us put in
a little refrigerator for snacks?
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Are you kiddin', Gilbert? We can put
a fridge and a microwave right there.
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That'd be a good place
for an entertainment centre, too.
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Great.
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That's just the beginning.
We'll have the best dorm room on campus.
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I don't know about the best.
It'll be the messiest.
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Relax, Gilbert. Remember, we got it covered.
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This robot will be better than a maid.
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It'll help with the women, too.
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- Women?
- Yeah.
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Let's say one of us is up here with a woman.
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This'll be our warning device,
so we don't walk in on each other.
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Wait a minute. We're allowed
to have girls in our dorm room?
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Not girls, Gil. Women.
We're college men now.
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- Isn't college great?
- It's gonna be a great year.
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C'mon, Betty. Show me what you got.
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Gable, check this out.
Check this out. This is outrageous.
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- What is it?
- Just try it.
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Oh! You OK?
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- Jeez, Burke! What is this?
- 188 proof.
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It's called a fireball, man. Watch.
Take that. Flame on, buddy. Flame on!
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Yeah! Can you do it again? Do it again.
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Fireball.
Fireball. Fireball. Fireball.
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One more! One more! One more! Fireball.
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Fireball!
Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!
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Oh, shit!
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# Our house, our house is burning down
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# Our house, our house,
our house is burning down
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# Our house, our house,
our house is burning down
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# Our house, our house,
our house is burning down
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- It must have been the wiring.
- That isn't what the fire department thinks.
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Dean, if my boys say it was the wiring,
you gotta believe them.
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Dean, school ought to be more careful.
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We got a big game comin' up. I don't want my
boys worried about where they're gonna live.
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They should have thought of that
before they burnt their house down.
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What's done is done.
Where am I gonna put my athletes?
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- The freshman dorm?
- What about the students there now?
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All right. Thanks to faulty wiring,
we have no place to live. Right?
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- Right!
- These freshmen are sittin' pretty in there!
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- So as of now, that dorm is ours! Right?
- Yeah!
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Any room you want. Ready? Break!
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Don't come back!
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There's your roommate, pal!
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If everyone follows directions,
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we can manage this move
with as little inconvenience as possible.
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All right, men. I want everybody to listen up.
We're movin' out, and I mean now!
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Move it! Move it! Move, move, move!
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Get outta here!
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All right, listen up. I'm gonna see to it that
each and every one of you is taken care of.
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You will be provided with the best possible
food, shelter and accommodation.
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- We will try to provide you...
- Now let's move it out!
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Move it! Move, move, move! Move it!
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Move it!
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Get outta here!
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Nerds! Nerds!
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
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I know this move
has been sudden for all of you,
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and you're probably all still very disoriented.
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I do want to assure you that this move
is in no way permanent. It's only temporary.
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As you see, we've provided accommodations
for you that are... quite acceptable.
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It'll be a nice place
for you to enjoy your studies.
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I don't even wanna go to college.
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You have a special gift.
You need college to develop it.
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I wanna be with people my own age.
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You will be with people your own age
when you're older.
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But you can't drop me off in a gymnasium.
It looks like we're refugees from a war.
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We gotta go now, honey.
Your dad has an appointment.
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Bye, son.
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It is really very comfortable here.
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Is there anyone here with allergies?
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Me too. Uh, for those of you
who do have allergies,
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you can request a foam rubber pillow.
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Also, there's a television
for your viewing pleasure.
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It is a black and white television.
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More good news.
Because of the housing situation,
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we are allowing the freshman class
to join and live in fraternities.
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Yeah!
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The fraternities will select
their members tomorrow.
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All right! Enough of this
social bullshit. Grab a cot.
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Move it or lose it!
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Go, son.
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Move!
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Move, move, move, move, move!
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And the Delta Kappa Gamma
fraternity has selected as its new members
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Oliver Scott and Bill Daniels.
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For those of you
who weren't selected by any fraternities,
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you won't be left out in the cold.
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You can stay here in the gym
for as long as you like.
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Or at least until basketball season.
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Please answer when I call out your names.
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Poindexter, Arnold.
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Latrelle, Lamar.
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Lamar Latrelle.
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Wormser, Harold.
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Present.
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Takashi, Toshiro.
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Ah, here, sir.
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Dawson, Dudley.
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Call me "Booger".
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All right... Booger.
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Rakhim, Raj.
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Ah, excuse, please,
but why do they call you "Booger"?
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I don't know.
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Posquito, Lawrence.
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Daniels, Paul.
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I knew nobody'd pick us, Lewis.
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Gilbert, it's probably not over yet.
There's a fraternity for us.
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Dooley, Edward.
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Yozonski, Yosef.
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- Wait a second. Are you sure about this?
- Gilbert, yes. Come on.
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Hi, girls.
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Are you guys looking to join a sorority?
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A sorority?
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No!
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We need some help. We figured pretty girls
like you might be able to suggest a fraternity.
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Choosing the right fraternity can be one of
the most important decisions in a man's life.
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- For sure.
- Guys like you have to choose very carefully.
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- Definitely.
- Tell us what frat do you think is us.
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- You guys are Alpha Betas all the way.
- Totally. For sure.
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What? Wait. Aren't Alpha Betas,
like, all jocks and face men?
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Yes. But you guys have got that certain
something I know they'd be interested in.
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- I'll tell 'em you're coming.
- Should we ask for a particular Alpha Beta?
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- Stan Gable.
- And you're?
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Betty Childs.
220
00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:07,340
Thank you, Betty. Ms Childs.
221
00:19:07,423 --> 00:19:12,095
Maybe if you're not busy sometime
we could have a cup of coffee or somethin'.
222
00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:14,389
Come on, pal.
223
00:19:14,472 --> 00:19:17,475
I can't believe you asked her out.
224
00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:22,230
You know, Gilbert, if we get in,
maybe we can have our old room back.
225
00:19:22,313 --> 00:19:25,817
- These guys will never accept us.
- Why wouldn't they?
226
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:30,071
These are the Alpha Betas.
They're the football players.
227
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:33,825
I don't think Ms Childs
would have sent us over here
228
00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:37,161
if she didn't think we had
a decent chance of getting in.
229
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,292
- Yes?
- Hi.
230
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:46,838
Tell Stan Gable that we're the guys
that Betty Childs sent over.
231
00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:49,465
Follow me, boys.
232
00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:54,554
Gilbert!
233
00:20:22,373 --> 00:20:24,751
Welcome.
234
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,920
Hi.
235
00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:30,840
Hey!
236
00:20:32,217 --> 00:20:35,845
You guys seem pretty cool.
Take these for later.
237
00:20:38,431 --> 00:20:41,267
Rubbers? What do we need rubbers for?
238
00:20:46,606 --> 00:20:48,942
Let the initiation begin.
239
00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:52,487
Have you ever made love to a woman?
240
00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:53,530
- Yes.
- No.
241
00:20:53,613 --> 00:20:55,448
- No.
- Yes.
242
00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:58,451
Liars!
243
00:20:59,035 --> 00:21:01,371
All right, let's go for the burn.
244
00:21:08,962 --> 00:21:12,215
- OK, Takashi, whaddaya got?
- Oh, I think I have a frush.
245
00:21:12,298 --> 00:21:15,176
- What the fuck is a "frush"?
- A frush.
246
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:18,221
I got two sevens,
and two sevens beats a frush.
247
00:21:18,304 --> 00:21:19,681
Oh, thank you.
248
00:21:33,069 --> 00:21:35,822
- Oh!
- Jesus.
249
00:21:46,249 --> 00:21:51,504
So, getting into a fraternity can be the most
important thing in a man's life, huh?
250
00:21:51,588 --> 00:21:55,049
You know, that cheerleader set us up, Lewis.
251
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:59,304
I really don't think Betty Childs
is that kind of person, Gilbert.
252
00:22:01,723 --> 00:22:03,850
Hey, Lewis?
253
00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:06,019
What is it, Gilbert?
254
00:22:06,978 --> 00:22:11,316
I'm really sorry that I snapped at you.
This gym's really gettin' to me.
255
00:22:11,399 --> 00:22:13,610
It's OK. I understand.
256
00:22:13,693 --> 00:22:17,906
Tomorrow morning we'll find
a better place to live, OK?
257
00:22:17,989 --> 00:22:20,909
- Good night, Gilbert.
- Good night, Lewis.
258
00:22:21,951 --> 00:22:24,746
- Good night, Lamar.
- Good night, Wormser.
259
00:22:24,829 --> 00:22:28,625
- Good night, Takashi.
- Good night, Poindexter.
260
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:31,794
Good night, Booger.
261
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:50,146
Hey, take it easy. The computer's your friend.
262
00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:52,607
I wasn't meant to interface with a machine.
263
00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:55,443
Well, you're just beginning. Relax.
264
00:22:56,361 --> 00:22:58,988
It's no use. It's inhuman.
265
00:22:59,072 --> 00:23:02,450
It's not inhuman.
Only humans can be inhuman.
266
00:23:03,284 --> 00:23:05,203
Here, let me show you.
267
00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:12,293
Working with a computer's great.
268
00:23:12,377 --> 00:23:15,755
I mean, it's godlike, in a way,
269
00:23:15,838 --> 00:23:18,675
cos you can have complete control.
270
00:23:21,302 --> 00:23:23,388
- That's good.
- Thanks.
271
00:23:25,473 --> 00:23:29,727
You know, some people,
they can create with their hands.
272
00:23:29,811 --> 00:23:35,024
But when you're working with a computer,
you gotta build something with your mind.
273
00:23:36,192 --> 00:23:40,154
If you're good, you can do somethin'
no one's ever seen before.
274
00:23:41,114 --> 00:23:43,199
It's a definite high.
275
00:23:50,415 --> 00:23:53,251
Uh... what's your name?
276
00:23:53,334 --> 00:23:55,879
- Judy.
- Hi, Judy. Gilbert.
277
00:23:56,254 --> 00:23:59,883
- Very nice to meet you.
- Nice meeting you.
278
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:08,600
- Hello, Lewis.
- Hi, Gilbert.
279
00:24:09,684 --> 00:24:12,562
- Did you find a house?
- No.
280
00:24:12,645 --> 00:24:14,772
I met a girl.
281
00:24:14,856 --> 00:24:17,066
Gilbert!
282
00:24:17,150 --> 00:24:20,612
- Her name's Judy.
- Judy's a nice name, Gilbert.
283
00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:24,616
- Yeah. She's a nice girl.
- Big deal. Did you get in her pants?
284
00:24:24,699 --> 00:24:28,369
- She's not that kind of a girl.
- Why? Does she have a penis?
285
00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:35,293
You gonna eat this?
286
00:24:40,298 --> 00:24:43,718
- Smell this one, nerd.
- Oh, Coach, Coach.
287
00:24:43,801 --> 00:24:47,180
I got to find a place to live.
Is OK I leave early?
288
00:24:47,931 --> 00:24:49,682
No.
289
00:24:49,766 --> 00:24:52,101
Oh, OK.
290
00:24:52,185 --> 00:24:53,645
- You know karate?
- No.
291
00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:55,605
Good.
292
00:24:58,858 --> 00:25:02,111
I've programmed him with
all the rental units in the area.
293
00:25:02,195 --> 00:25:06,157
For optimum efficiency,
I've assigned each of you a part of the list.
294
00:25:06,241 --> 00:25:10,787
This'll prevent doubling up.
We'll be able to blanket the area in no time.
295
00:25:10,870 --> 00:25:12,997
Booger.
296
00:25:13,706 --> 00:25:15,583
Wormser.
297
00:25:16,793 --> 00:25:18,294
Toshiro.
298
00:25:31,850 --> 00:25:33,393
Nerd!
299
00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:47,031
- Hi.
- All right?
300
00:25:47,115 --> 00:25:50,034
- Mr Wilson?
- Yeah.
301
00:25:52,161 --> 00:25:54,080
Just checking.
302
00:25:54,873 --> 00:25:57,166
Hi there, big boy.
303
00:25:57,250 --> 00:26:00,962
Hi. I came about the room for rent.
304
00:26:01,045 --> 00:26:05,216
It's right next to mine.
It'll be perfect for us.
305
00:26:12,682 --> 00:26:15,852
Who's there? What do you want?
306
00:26:15,935 --> 00:26:19,564
- Is this the Stewart residence?
- Why are you here? What do you want?
307
00:26:19,647 --> 00:26:22,567
- I've come about the room.
- Go away.
308
00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:24,861
- Do you have a room to rent?
- Not for rent.
309
00:26:24,944 --> 00:26:27,405
- I thought it was for rent.
- Fuck off.
310
00:26:35,330 --> 00:26:37,457
- Hi, Judy.
- Hi, Gilbert.
311
00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:39,876
- How are you?
- Fine. Where are you going?
312
00:26:39,959 --> 00:26:42,712
I gotta go find a place to live.
313
00:26:42,795 --> 00:26:47,217
- It's horrible you having to live in the gym.
- Oh, yeah, well...
314
00:26:47,634 --> 00:26:50,720
- What is that? Is that yours?
- It's my accordion.
315
00:26:50,803 --> 00:26:52,931
- You play the accordion?
- Yeah.
316
00:26:53,014 --> 00:26:55,183
- I love the accordion.
- Really?
317
00:26:55,266 --> 00:26:58,811
- Are you very good, or?
- No, not really.
318
00:26:58,895 --> 00:27:01,481
I'm on my way to class.
Do you wanna walk with me?
319
00:27:01,564 --> 00:27:04,150
Yeah, sure. Oh, no. Here, let me get it.
320
00:27:12,242 --> 00:27:14,953
I think I found a house.
321
00:27:15,036 --> 00:27:17,455
About fuckin' time!
322
00:27:22,794 --> 00:27:25,296
Isn't it fantastic?
323
00:27:50,530 --> 00:27:52,615
Welcome.
324
00:28:10,884 --> 00:28:15,096
- Are you feeling anything yet, Takashi?
- Oh, Booger, I feel nothing.
325
00:28:15,179 --> 00:28:17,682
You better have another hit.
326
00:28:27,734 --> 00:28:30,570
Oh, this counter. Could be good.
327
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:42,457
Agh!
328
00:28:46,419 --> 00:28:49,005
- Feeling anything now?
- Oh, no.
329
00:28:49,088 --> 00:28:53,509
I feeling... nothing... at all.
330
00:28:55,637 --> 00:28:57,472
How about now?
331
00:29:24,916 --> 00:29:27,669
I can't believe what
they've done to that house.
332
00:29:28,419 --> 00:29:30,588
That's amazing.
333
00:29:30,672 --> 00:29:35,301
- Looks terrific, doesn't it, Stan?
- Yeah, well, it won't look terrific for long.
334
00:29:36,594 --> 00:29:39,264
What are you lookin' at, nerd? Huh?
335
00:29:41,683 --> 00:29:46,771
I thought I was looking at my mother's
old douche bag, but that's in Ohio.
336
00:29:47,105 --> 00:29:50,066
Seven and eight. And stretch those arms.
337
00:29:50,149 --> 00:29:53,653
Come on. Looks great. Come on, Wormser.
338
00:29:59,659 --> 00:30:01,744
- Morning, Poindexter.
- Uh.
339
00:30:04,163 --> 00:30:06,249
Agh! Excuse me.
340
00:30:10,587 --> 00:30:13,006
Ah, thank you very much.
341
00:30:15,717 --> 00:30:17,760
OK, Takashi, show me your cards.
342
00:30:17,844 --> 00:30:20,471
OK. Two and four kings. That's good, yes?
343
00:30:20,555 --> 00:30:24,017
No, you got too many kings.
So you gotta get rid of these here.
344
00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:29,355
Take three of these kings out,
and replace them with... three fresh cards.
345
00:30:29,439 --> 00:30:32,192
Oh, OK. Thank you.
346
00:30:32,275 --> 00:30:36,070
- When do I deal?
- You gotta win a hand first.
347
00:30:36,154 --> 00:30:39,157
I told you we'd find a better place.
348
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,452
Yeah. This is way better than the dorm.
349
00:30:52,587 --> 00:30:55,089
It says "Nerds get out."
350
00:30:55,173 --> 00:30:57,217
What is a nerd?
351
00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:59,385
We are.
352
00:31:00,553 --> 00:31:04,933
I don't know what this world is comin' to.
You see that man over there?
353
00:31:05,016 --> 00:31:07,810
We arrested him for mopery.
354
00:31:07,894 --> 00:31:12,857
- What's mopery?
- Exposing yourself to a blind person.
355
00:31:14,901 --> 00:31:18,613
I'm sorry about your windows, fellas.
It's out of my jurisdiction.
356
00:31:18,696 --> 00:31:23,368
Sounds like a fraternity prank. There's only
one organisation that can handle this.
357
00:31:23,451 --> 00:31:25,954
What organisation is that?
358
00:31:27,205 --> 00:31:29,082
The Greek Council.
359
00:31:29,165 --> 00:31:33,336
Our next order of business:
New membership.
360
00:31:33,419 --> 00:31:36,130
Earl, show the petitioners in, please.
361
00:31:49,435 --> 00:31:50,937
Shh!
362
00:31:53,898 --> 00:31:56,067
Kneel, gentlemen.
363
00:32:02,866 --> 00:32:05,869
You are the gentlemen
who wish to form a fraternity?
364
00:32:05,952 --> 00:32:08,037
Yes, sir.
365
00:32:13,543 --> 00:32:16,045
Gentlemen,
as president of the Greek Council,
366
00:32:16,129 --> 00:32:19,674
I'm sorry to inform you
that your membership has been denied.
367
00:32:20,091 --> 00:32:22,051
Excuse me, but... why?
368
00:32:22,135 --> 00:32:26,681
According to our charter, you must
have a national fraternity as your sponsor.
369
00:32:26,764 --> 00:32:28,892
Do you have one?
370
00:32:28,975 --> 00:32:30,602
No.
371
00:32:31,644 --> 00:32:36,024
- I'm afraid he's right.
- But with a national sponsor, we're in, right?
372
00:32:36,107 --> 00:32:40,778
Right, right. So I guess
we'll see you in about, say... 20 years.
373
00:32:50,246 --> 00:32:54,250
"Dear sirs, thank you for applying
to Delta Kappa Gamma."
374
00:32:54,334 --> 00:32:58,504
"We have gone over your application,
and it wasn't even close."
375
00:32:59,339 --> 00:33:03,134
"In the future, we recommend
that you not include a group photo."
376
00:33:03,218 --> 00:33:07,555
That's 29 rejections so far.
Did we send pictures to everybody?
377
00:33:08,932 --> 00:33:12,894
Yeah. Everybody except for...
Lambda Lambda Lambda.
378
00:33:13,770 --> 00:33:16,147
Here's one that will see us.
379
00:33:16,231 --> 00:33:18,066
Lambda Lambda Lambda?
380
00:33:18,149 --> 00:33:21,402
Yeah. They're gonna love us.
381
00:33:26,157 --> 00:33:29,035
As you know, we have
no chapter at Adams College,
382
00:33:29,118 --> 00:33:31,663
which is why we agreed to see you.
383
00:33:31,746 --> 00:33:37,585
But I must tell you, gentlemen, you have
very little chance of becoming Tri-Lambdas.
384
00:33:38,378 --> 00:33:40,922
I'm in a difficult situation here.
385
00:33:41,548 --> 00:33:43,633
I mean, after all...
386
00:33:44,676 --> 00:33:46,177
you're nerds.
387
00:33:48,137 --> 00:33:53,434
According to your bylaws,
you have to take us on a 60-day trial basis.
388
00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:56,563
- I beg your pardon?
- According to your bylaws...
389
00:33:56,646 --> 00:34:02,902
He's right, UN. Any group that petitions
can become a probationary Tri-Lamb chapter.
390
00:34:02,986 --> 00:34:05,071
May I see that, please?
391
00:34:07,198 --> 00:34:09,075
Thank you.
392
00:34:15,456 --> 00:34:19,502
Well, gentlemen...
you are now probationary Tri-Lambs.
393
00:34:20,044 --> 00:34:23,006
- Hey.
- Great, UN. Why don't we have a party?
394
00:34:23,089 --> 00:34:28,511
You can celebrate with us and observe us
to make sure we're Tri-Lamb material, OK?
395
00:34:28,595 --> 00:34:30,555
- Great.
- We won't let you down.
396
00:34:30,638 --> 00:34:34,434
We'll have the highest grade-point
average of any chapter you've got.
397
00:34:34,517 --> 00:34:40,356
We certainly won't discriminate. Our chapter
will be open to people of all races and creeds.
398
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,775
And sexual orientation.
399
00:34:44,736 --> 00:34:46,112
Wonderful.
400
00:34:53,995 --> 00:34:56,247
Hi. Remember me?
401
00:34:56,331 --> 00:34:59,375
- No.
- Well, we're having a party Saturday night.
402
00:34:59,459 --> 00:35:01,628
Would you like to come?
403
00:35:01,711 --> 00:35:04,214
- No.
- Oh, well...
404
00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:09,135
Come on, get it up! Get it up! C'mon!
405
00:35:09,219 --> 00:35:12,472
You're shit! You're nothin'!
You're scum! You suck!
406
00:35:12,555 --> 00:35:15,141
- You're nice!
- No, I'm not!
407
00:35:15,225 --> 00:35:17,352
- Stan?
- Attaway, Ogre.
408
00:35:17,435 --> 00:35:20,563
- What's up, Betty? Is somethin' wrong?
- Yeah.
409
00:35:20,647 --> 00:35:23,942
- What?
- One of those nerds just asked me out.
410
00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:27,362
- Which one?
- I don't know. They all look alike to me.
411
00:35:27,445 --> 00:35:30,657
- Yeah.
- They can't get any dates for their party.
412
00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:34,869
- Oh, yeah?
- I'll eat their ancestors. I'll kill their parents!
413
00:35:34,953 --> 00:35:39,624
No, Ogre. Ogre! Don't worry about it.
Wait a second. Just wait a second.
414
00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:44,379
Maybe we could help 'em out.
415
00:35:44,462 --> 00:35:46,297
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
416
00:35:46,381 --> 00:35:49,759
And I know just what to do.
417
00:35:49,842 --> 00:35:51,386
Come here.
418
00:35:55,557 --> 00:36:01,563
We'll put the bar here, the hors d'oeuvres
over there, and we'll pass the cheese puffs.
419
00:36:01,646 --> 00:36:03,648
- Oh, good.
- That sounds expensive.
420
00:36:03,731 --> 00:36:08,319
This party's important. If we don't impress
the Tri-Lambs, we'll never get in.
421
00:36:08,403 --> 00:36:12,740
- Maybe we can have robster craws.
- What the fuck are "robster craws"?
422
00:36:12,824 --> 00:36:16,369
- Have any of you got dates, besides Gilbert?
- I do.
423
00:36:16,452 --> 00:36:19,706
- Yeah, but that's with a guy.
- What about you, Booger?
424
00:36:19,789 --> 00:36:23,084
I've been out combing
the high schools all day.
425
00:36:23,167 --> 00:36:27,130
- Maybe we should cancel the party.
- No, we can't cancel the party.
426
00:36:27,213 --> 00:36:29,591
UN Jefferson's coming.
We gotta impress him.
427
00:36:29,674 --> 00:36:32,385
We'll never find dates.
428
00:36:32,468 --> 00:36:36,431
# Hello, Lambda, we're the Pis
429
00:36:36,514 --> 00:36:40,018
# And we're here to say
430
00:36:40,393 --> 00:36:43,479
# We think you are special guys
431
00:36:43,563 --> 00:36:47,066
# Lambdas all the way
432
00:36:47,150 --> 00:36:50,361
# Alpha Betas are OK
433
00:36:50,445 --> 00:36:53,031
# If you like sweat socks
434
00:36:53,489 --> 00:36:57,035
# We prefer your high IQs
435
00:36:57,118 --> 00:37:00,079
# To their great big... jocks
436
00:37:00,455 --> 00:37:04,083
# Lambda Lambda Lambda boys
437
00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:07,378
# Really are the best
438
00:37:07,462 --> 00:37:11,174
# Won't you take a piece of Pi?
439
00:37:11,257 --> 00:37:15,553
# And we'll do the rest
440
00:37:15,637 --> 00:37:20,266
The sisters of Pi welcome our newest
fraternity, Lambda Lambda Lambda.
441
00:37:20,350 --> 00:37:25,897
We'd like to be escorts to your party Saturday
night and help out in any way possible.
442
00:37:30,235 --> 00:37:33,863
- We got dates!
- I've never been out with a girl before.
443
00:37:33,947 --> 00:37:36,908
Not just a girl, Poindexter, but a Pi.
444
00:37:36,991 --> 00:37:39,953
- What's "Pi" stand for?
- Hair pie.
445
00:37:40,036 --> 00:37:42,121
What's that?
446
00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:59,639
- Lewis, where are the Pis?
- I don't know.
447
00:37:59,722 --> 00:38:02,767
Their phone's been busy for two hours.
448
00:38:02,851 --> 00:38:05,854
I don't think UN's having a very good time.
449
00:38:05,937 --> 00:38:10,108
It must be the music.
I'll put on something he'll like better.
450
00:38:13,027 --> 00:38:14,445
- Lewis?
- UN?
451
00:38:14,529 --> 00:38:17,448
- Great party.
- Thanks.
452
00:38:17,532 --> 00:38:20,660
Where are all those sorority girls
you have dates with?
453
00:38:20,743 --> 00:38:25,832
You know women,
they're probably just being fashionably late.
454
00:38:37,385 --> 00:38:40,138
- The Pis aren't gonna show.
- They stood us up.
455
00:38:40,221 --> 00:38:42,765
- Yeah.
- I could call my sorority sisters.
456
00:38:42,849 --> 00:38:45,059
- You could?
- You think they'll come?
457
00:38:45,143 --> 00:38:48,897
They're really spontaneous people.
I'll call 'em.
458
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:51,608
Crush this ice for me, Arnold.
459
00:38:51,691 --> 00:38:54,110
- Hey, guys, we got dates.
- Who?
460
00:38:54,194 --> 00:38:57,739
- Judy's gonna invite the Omega Mus over.
- Oh, no, not the Mus.
461
00:38:57,822 --> 00:39:00,617
- Yeah.
- They're a bunch of pigs.
462
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,886
- Hi.
- Hi.
463
00:39:25,558 --> 00:39:27,810
- Hi there.
- Hi there.
464
00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:32,148
- Hi.
- Hi.
465
00:40:25,702 --> 00:40:28,204
You can sing along.
The words are easy.
466
00:40:28,288 --> 00:40:32,292
"So I say I gotta be free.
So I say I gotta be me."
467
00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:36,337
# So I say I gotta be free
468
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:42,635
# So I say I gotta be me
469
00:40:45,597 --> 00:40:47,682
# I'm sayin' you gotta be...
470
00:40:47,765 --> 00:40:48,850
Yeah!
471
00:40:57,275 --> 00:41:02,280
This party isn't going very well, is it?
I don't know why everybody's so uptight.
472
00:41:02,363 --> 00:41:05,825
I don't know either. Maybe we should eat.
473
00:41:05,909 --> 00:41:08,369
Maybe we should watch TV.
474
00:41:08,453 --> 00:41:10,538
Hey, guys.
475
00:41:12,415 --> 00:41:15,251
Wonder joints.
476
00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:37,440
They taste better than they look.
477
00:41:37,524 --> 00:41:40,985
Picture time. Oh, goody!
478
00:41:41,069 --> 00:41:43,238
Oh, smile pretty, chickies.
479
00:41:43,321 --> 00:41:45,657
Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
480
00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:48,493
Hair pie. Oh, hair pie.
481
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,005
Nothing. Nothing.
482
00:42:11,391 --> 00:42:16,187
I have a micon-beta link, which hooks
this phone to the computer in the robot.
483
00:42:24,279 --> 00:42:26,865
Hey, this is some good shit.
484
00:42:30,118 --> 00:42:31,578
Hair pie?
485
00:42:31,661 --> 00:42:33,288
Thank you.
486
00:42:33,371 --> 00:42:34,455
Hair pie?
487
00:42:34,539 --> 00:42:36,708
- You built this yourself?
- Yeah.
488
00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:40,545
I think robots are sexy.
489
00:42:40,628 --> 00:42:43,089
I do, too. Really.
490
00:42:43,172 --> 00:42:46,467
- Do you want to dance?
- OK.
491
00:43:37,894 --> 00:43:41,022
Damn! You Mus sure can party!
492
00:43:52,742 --> 00:43:54,452
- Let's go.
- Where?
493
00:43:54,536 --> 00:43:56,621
- Up to your room.
- Up to my room?
494
00:43:56,704 --> 00:43:58,581
Yeah.
495
00:43:59,624 --> 00:44:01,876
Are you near-sighted or far-sighted?
496
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,462
- Near-sighted.
- So am I.
497
00:44:04,546 --> 00:44:07,674
- Really?
- Yeah. You wanna switch glasses?
498
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:16,558
- We almost have the same prescription.
- Yeah.
499
00:44:16,641 --> 00:44:19,352
Um, would you like to dance?
500
00:44:19,435 --> 00:44:21,896
Yeah.
501
00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:27,110
Yeah, well, when I was in high school,
I was thinking mostly of the aerospace field.
502
00:44:27,193 --> 00:44:31,739
But then when I got into college, I decided
I wanted something more challenging.
503
00:44:31,823 --> 00:44:34,951
So, um, I switched to computers,
504
00:44:35,034 --> 00:44:38,162
and now aerodynamics
is just sort of a hobby.
505
00:45:03,229 --> 00:45:06,065
Wait, wait. No, no, wait.
506
00:45:06,149 --> 00:45:11,070
Would you rather live in the ascendancy
of a civilisation or during its decline?
507
00:45:11,154 --> 00:45:15,408
Poindexter, do you wanna fuck or not?
508
00:45:16,159 --> 00:45:18,244
Agh!
509
00:45:38,973 --> 00:45:41,726
You know, if we get into
Lambda Lambda Lambda,
510
00:45:41,809 --> 00:45:44,437
we could be partners
in the homecoming carnival.
511
00:45:44,521 --> 00:45:48,358
- That'd be so great.
- Yeah. This party sure worked out well.
512
00:46:12,799 --> 00:46:15,760
# Old MacDonald had a farm
513
00:46:18,012 --> 00:46:20,974
# And on that farm he had some pigs
514
00:46:22,976 --> 00:46:26,938
We thought you could use
some more pigs for your party, nerds.
515
00:46:27,021 --> 00:46:30,316
# With an oink-oink here
and an oink-oink there
516
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,027
# Here an oink, there an oink,
everywhere an oink-oink
517
00:46:33,111 --> 00:46:35,738
# Old MacDonald had a farm
518
00:46:51,087 --> 00:46:53,840
We'll never get into
Lambda Lambda Lambda now.
519
00:46:53,923 --> 00:46:57,051
Those jocks ruined everything.
520
00:46:57,135 --> 00:47:00,013
I say we blow their fucking houses up.
521
00:47:00,471 --> 00:47:05,393
No. We can't resort to violence.
That'll just bring us down to their level.
522
00:47:05,476 --> 00:47:09,439
- What do we do?
- We gotta beat 'em at their own game.
523
00:47:10,690 --> 00:47:14,068
We've gotta become
the best fraternity on campus.
524
00:47:14,152 --> 00:47:17,947
You know,
if we win that homecoming carnival,
525
00:47:18,031 --> 00:47:23,828
we can take over the presidency of the
Greek Council. That would drive 'em crazy.
526
00:47:23,912 --> 00:47:29,584
But, Gilbert, if we don't get approved by
the Tri-Lambs, we won't even be a fraternity.
527
00:47:29,667 --> 00:47:32,879
- I say we blow the fuckers up.
- No. We can't do that.
528
00:47:33,296 --> 00:47:35,298
But you're right.
529
00:47:35,381 --> 00:47:40,595
Their action tonight demands
an immediate retaliation.
530
00:47:42,305 --> 00:47:47,268
And if we don't, we're nothin'
but the nerds they say we are.
531
00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:51,272
I know what we're gonna do.
532
00:48:00,532 --> 00:48:03,159
Down, down, down.
533
00:48:05,703 --> 00:48:07,789
Come on.
534
00:48:49,998 --> 00:48:52,166
# With an oink-oink here
and an oink-oink there
535
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:54,294
# Here an oink...
536
00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:58,506
- Where?
- Right there.
537
00:48:59,966 --> 00:49:04,387
- Isn't this gonna make a lot of noise?
- It's got a built-in silencer.
538
00:49:21,446 --> 00:49:23,781
Camera. Periscope.
539
00:49:30,288 --> 00:49:32,749
- Hey, Suzy.
- Hi, Betty.
540
00:49:32,832 --> 00:49:36,336
That was fun tonight.
We were the highlight of their party.
541
00:49:36,419 --> 00:49:39,631
- Those pigs were greasy.
- I have got to get the smell off.
542
00:49:39,714 --> 00:49:41,341
Oh, I know.
543
00:49:41,424 --> 00:49:44,802
- If Stan calls, tell him I'll call him back, OK?
- OK.
544
00:49:49,724 --> 00:49:52,018
Panty raid!
545
00:50:05,782 --> 00:50:08,910
Hey! Whaddaya... Whaddaya doin'?
546
00:50:08,993 --> 00:50:11,496
Gimme those back! Come here!
547
00:50:12,539 --> 00:50:14,916
Wormser, how many cameras
do we have left?
548
00:50:14,999 --> 00:50:17,085
- Four.
- OK.
549
00:50:20,630 --> 00:50:23,216
Step aside, momma.
I wanna see some of that muff.
550
00:50:23,299 --> 00:50:25,510
Hair pie. Hair pie.
551
00:50:33,935 --> 00:50:35,687
That nerd saw me naked.
552
00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:39,148
Oh, get out! Out! Oh, out! Get out!
553
00:50:40,024 --> 00:50:41,442
- Hiya, buddy.
- Hi.
554
00:50:41,526 --> 00:50:44,153
- Isn't college great?
- This will be a great year.
555
00:51:01,713 --> 00:51:04,841
Bastard! I'll kill you!
556
00:51:04,924 --> 00:51:06,926
Get out, jerk!
557
00:51:09,721 --> 00:51:12,849
We love you when you're mad.
558
00:51:14,309 --> 00:51:17,729
- Almost there, Wormser?
- This should do it.
559
00:51:19,981 --> 00:51:22,066
- Oh.
- Ah!
560
00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:26,946
- Looks good.
- This is a stationary camera.
561
00:51:27,030 --> 00:51:29,282
We got Pis.
562
00:51:29,365 --> 00:51:31,743
- You got other angles?
- Something else?
563
00:51:31,826 --> 00:51:35,205
- Go to their room.
- Yeah.
564
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:40,543
- That's her.
- Go to the right. Go to the right.
565
00:51:40,627 --> 00:51:43,922
Arnold, that's the girl we saw.
566
00:51:44,005 --> 00:51:46,424
- Go up.
- Up?
567
00:51:46,508 --> 00:51:50,053
Wait a second. Hold it there, Lamar.
Don't move the camera.
568
00:51:57,060 --> 00:51:59,854
I drink to that.
569
00:52:01,147 --> 00:52:05,235
- Oh, yes. I like that nightie.
- Oh, that's very good.
570
00:52:05,318 --> 00:52:08,988
- Can you go in that room?
- Yeah.
571
00:52:11,991 --> 00:52:14,410
Oh, here she comes.
572
00:52:15,119 --> 00:52:17,664
God! Take your towel off, please.
573
00:52:18,915 --> 00:52:21,376
Oh, yes!
574
00:52:21,459 --> 00:52:23,670
Is she cold in there, or what?
575
00:52:31,135 --> 00:52:33,221
Focus!
576
00:52:38,810 --> 00:52:41,938
This is bullshit. I want bush. Pan down.
577
00:52:45,233 --> 00:52:48,486
We've got bush. We've got bush.
578
00:52:48,570 --> 00:52:50,405
Oh, hair pie!
579
00:52:53,783 --> 00:52:55,660
Agh!
580
00:53:08,673 --> 00:53:13,803
I'm tired of watching 'em brush their teeth.
See if Betty's up. Dooley, throw me a beer.
581
00:53:14,387 --> 00:53:16,264
Thanks.
582
00:53:16,931 --> 00:53:20,143
Oh, I getting tired of Betty.
583
00:53:20,226 --> 00:53:22,353
Are you kidding? Zoom in.
584
00:53:23,938 --> 00:53:28,568
I could never get tired of Betty. How could
you ever get tired of that ass, Takashi?
585
00:53:28,651 --> 00:53:31,487
Oh, I see your point.
586
00:53:33,990 --> 00:53:36,284
Are you guys still watching the Pis?
587
00:53:36,367 --> 00:53:38,786
- Yes.
- Have you been up all night?
588
00:53:38,870 --> 00:53:40,371
Yes.
589
00:53:40,455 --> 00:53:44,500
- Wormser, haven't you had enough?
- No.
590
00:53:45,543 --> 00:53:48,338
I think we got even with the Pis.
591
00:53:48,421 --> 00:53:51,883
Now we got a little score to settle
with the Alpha Betas.
592
00:53:58,097 --> 00:54:01,351
- Shit! Hank, what is that stuff?
- Liquid Heat.
593
00:54:01,434 --> 00:54:05,939
- It burns.
- You ought to feel it when I don't dilute it.
594
00:54:12,028 --> 00:54:14,113
Get them.
595
00:54:16,282 --> 00:54:18,368
Make a pile here.
596
00:54:24,582 --> 00:54:27,001
OK. Here goes.
597
00:54:29,754 --> 00:54:31,840
OK. Don't touch, now.
598
00:54:33,341 --> 00:54:37,262
- Here, hit this one.
- OK. Looks like salad.
599
00:54:38,972 --> 00:54:41,558
The key to each season is homecoming.
600
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,563
You win that one,
you got your alumni support.
601
00:54:46,646 --> 00:54:50,066
You got your alumni support,
you get that jock dorm,
602
00:54:50,149 --> 00:54:53,278
you get the laundry money,
you get the new cars.
603
00:54:54,028 --> 00:54:59,158
Now, this season started out fine -
we won some big ball games.
604
00:54:59,242 --> 00:55:01,578
But we were lucky.
605
00:55:01,661 --> 00:55:05,456
We can't get soft.
We can't sit back on our laurels.
606
00:55:05,540 --> 00:55:08,793
We win homecoming, we take league.
607
00:55:08,877 --> 00:55:11,921
We take league, we get a bowl bid.
608
00:55:12,005 --> 00:55:14,465
It's as simple as that.
609
00:55:14,549 --> 00:55:17,927
But, gentlemen, you have got to want it.
610
00:55:18,636 --> 00:55:21,097
- Do you want it?
- Yeah!
611
00:55:21,181 --> 00:55:23,433
- I can't hear you.
- Yeah!
612
00:55:23,516 --> 00:55:26,644
We can't let up. We gotta stay tough.
613
00:55:27,437 --> 00:55:29,439
You can do it. You can do it.
614
00:55:29,606 --> 00:55:32,275
You can do it. You can do it.
615
00:55:32,358 --> 00:55:35,320
You gotta believe that you can do it!
616
00:55:36,779 --> 00:55:39,991
- You gotta let them know that you want it!
- I want it!
617
00:55:40,074 --> 00:55:41,951
Good.
618
00:55:42,035 --> 00:55:44,120
Shower up!
619
00:55:47,832 --> 00:55:50,335
Shit. We forgot to practise.
620
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,131
- You put what?
- Liquid Heat.
621
00:55:55,215 --> 00:55:58,343
- On their what?
- In their jocks.
622
00:55:58,426 --> 00:56:01,095
- That's outrageous.
- Are you angry, UN?
623
00:56:02,514 --> 00:56:06,017
No. I'm not angry.
624
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:09,896
I'm glad to see you nerds...
you guys finally fought back.
625
00:56:09,979 --> 00:56:13,816
You'd make a fine addition to Tri-Lambda.
I want to welcome you aboard.
626
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:16,361
- Congratulations.
- All right!
627
00:56:16,444 --> 00:56:20,615
- You'll tell the guys?
- Oh, I will.
628
00:56:21,741 --> 00:56:23,701
OK, everybody ready?
629
00:56:24,285 --> 00:56:26,246
OK, I focus now.
630
00:56:26,329 --> 00:56:28,873
I set timer.
631
00:56:28,957 --> 00:56:32,293
- Now say "Hi, UN."
- Hi, UN.
632
00:56:36,714 --> 00:56:40,593
Well, I'd like to propose
a toast to UN Jefferson,
633
00:56:41,177 --> 00:56:45,723
who, in his ultimate wisdom,
chose to accept us
634
00:56:45,807 --> 00:56:49,060
into our new fraternity,
Lambda Lambda Lambda.
635
00:56:49,143 --> 00:56:51,646
Lambda Lambda Lambda.
636
00:57:01,114 --> 00:57:05,827
Before we take this matter to a vote,
I would like it clearly stated in the record...
637
00:57:05,910 --> 00:57:07,787
Miss Childs...
638
00:57:07,871 --> 00:57:12,709
that the evidence is
overwhelmingly against the Alpha Betas,
639
00:57:12,792 --> 00:57:15,753
and I urge that they be found guilty.
640
00:57:15,837 --> 00:57:17,922
Point of order.
641
00:57:19,007 --> 00:57:22,927
Dean Ulich, I am an Alpha Beta,
642
00:57:23,011 --> 00:57:25,680
and I know that no member of my fraternity
643
00:57:25,763 --> 00:57:30,393
could have perpetrated such
a callous, heinous act against the nerds...
644
00:57:30,476 --> 00:57:32,687
or the Tri-Lambs.
645
00:57:32,770 --> 00:57:37,525
Therefore, I feel a vote at this time
would be, shall we say, premature.
646
00:57:37,609 --> 00:57:39,861
- Premature?
- Yes.
647
00:57:39,944 --> 00:57:42,113
You see, instead,
648
00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:46,910
I am going to organise a special,
blue-ribbon, fact-finding commission,
649
00:57:46,993 --> 00:57:51,164
made up of myself and... Miss Betty Childs.
650
00:57:51,956 --> 00:57:54,542
We will get to the bottom
of this dastardly deed.
651
00:57:54,626 --> 00:57:58,838
- Wait a minute, you can't get away with this.
- Oh, no, I'm afraid I can.
652
00:57:58,922 --> 00:58:04,010
You see, only the president
of the Greek Council can call a vote.
653
00:58:04,093 --> 00:58:07,055
- That's completely unfair.
- This is bullshit!
654
00:58:07,138 --> 00:58:08,932
Meeting adjourned.
655
00:58:15,688 --> 00:58:19,817
Guys, we are never gonna get a fair shake
as long as Stan Gable is president.
656
00:58:19,901 --> 00:58:23,571
The only way to become president
is to win the homecoming carnival.
657
00:58:23,655 --> 00:58:27,700
That's right, Arnold. And that's
exactly what we're gonna do.
658
00:58:31,788 --> 00:58:38,503
I take great pleasure in officially opening
this year's homecoming carnival.
659
00:58:46,803 --> 00:58:52,267
The overall winner
will be determined by total points from:
660
00:58:52,350 --> 00:58:55,103
Number one - field events,
661
00:58:55,186 --> 00:58:58,690
number two - the charity fund-raising booth,
662
00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:03,570
and number three -
the musical show and skit competition.
663
00:59:03,653 --> 00:59:07,282
And now, let the games begin!
664
00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:21,671
OK. The object of the race
is to complete 20 laps around the track,
665
00:59:21,754 --> 00:59:24,924
while stopping every lap
for a mandatory pit stop,
666
00:59:25,008 --> 00:59:27,886
at which time the driver will chug a beer.
667
00:59:28,928 --> 00:59:31,222
You don't have a fucking chance, nerd.
668
00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:34,934
- Oh, thank you. Good luck to you, too, Burke.
- Fuck off.
669
00:59:35,351 --> 00:59:38,146
Gentlemen, start your engines.
670
00:59:58,458 --> 01:00:03,463
This is trichloromethalene. It counters
all effects of alcohol in your system.
671
01:00:04,214 --> 01:00:07,425
- Drink the whole beer.
- Go! Go! C'mon, Danny!
672
01:00:07,509 --> 01:00:09,761
You got 'em! Kick his ass!
673
01:00:09,844 --> 01:00:12,597
Go! Go! Go! Go!
674
01:00:22,774 --> 01:00:25,235
- OK, OK. C'mon.
- Are you feelin' OK?
675
01:00:25,318 --> 01:00:28,029
- Oh, fucking great!
- Go! Go! Go!
676
01:00:33,326 --> 01:00:35,286
Come on, baby! Yeah!
677
01:00:39,874 --> 01:00:41,125
Come on!
678
01:00:41,209 --> 01:00:44,003
- One more lap.
- It's just you and the Alpha Betas.
679
01:00:44,087 --> 01:00:47,966
- Danny, let that nerd beat you, you're nothin'!
- No sweat.
680
01:00:48,049 --> 01:00:51,302
- He no stand no chance now.
- Go, Takashi!
681
01:00:51,386 --> 01:00:53,763
Go on! Let's go, Burke!
682
01:00:53,847 --> 01:00:55,640
Oh, no!
683
01:00:56,391 --> 01:00:58,685
All right! Come on! Go!
684
01:00:59,143 --> 01:01:01,187
Ah, man, he's wasted!
685
01:01:07,944 --> 01:01:10,989
Come on, Burke! You're an Alpha Beta!
686
01:01:17,829 --> 01:01:19,914
Oh, I won!
687
01:01:26,546 --> 01:01:30,508
Times are changin', Betty.
These nerds are a threat to our way of life.
688
01:01:30,592 --> 01:01:34,095
If they win homecoming,
they'll take over the Greek Council.
689
01:01:34,179 --> 01:01:36,848
And we'll be up to our necks in nerd shit!
690
01:01:40,351 --> 01:01:44,439
Our next competition
will be the Trojan Horse.
691
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,072
C'mon! Get off! Get off!
692
01:01:54,657 --> 01:01:56,576
- Ow!
- Yeah!
693
01:01:56,659 --> 01:01:59,537
What are those Alpha Betas doing?
694
01:03:01,683 --> 01:03:04,602
Ogre! Ogre! Ogre!
695
01:03:30,295 --> 01:03:32,714
On your mark. Set.
696
01:03:45,643 --> 01:03:48,688
Ooh, ah, Alpha Beta!
697
01:03:48,771 --> 01:03:49,939
Ooh, ah...
698
01:03:50,023 --> 01:03:52,609
On your mark. Set.
699
01:03:58,364 --> 01:04:00,867
You win.
700
01:04:14,964 --> 01:04:20,595
I'm not too wild about this next event,
but it has become a tradition here at Adams.
701
01:04:20,678 --> 01:04:22,305
The belching contest.
702
01:04:23,932 --> 01:04:28,019
Our first of two finalists,
Frederick W Polowoski.
703
01:04:30,313 --> 01:04:32,398
Ogre You Asshole.
704
01:04:33,191 --> 01:04:35,068
Ogre.
705
01:04:56,339 --> 01:05:00,885
And, from the Lambda-Mu team,
Dudley Dawson.
706
01:05:00,969 --> 01:05:03,054
- Booger.
- Booger.
707
01:05:28,162 --> 01:05:33,877
Our next event goes all the way back to
the Peloponnesian War - the javelin throw.
708
01:06:11,206 --> 01:06:13,917
- All right, baby!
- What did you expect?
709
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,544
You won it.
710
01:06:22,133 --> 01:06:24,969
- Wait for Lamar's throw.
- How come?
711
01:06:25,053 --> 01:06:28,765
Wormser's a master at aerodynamics.
He designed the javelin to fit
712
01:06:28,848 --> 01:06:31,434
with Lamar's limp-wristed throwing style.
713
01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:02,882
Wormser, it worked!
714
01:07:02,966 --> 01:07:05,260
I can't believe it. Did you see that?
715
01:07:12,475 --> 01:07:14,561
I love you all. I love you all.
716
01:07:14,644 --> 01:07:16,729
Thank you. Thank you.
717
01:07:21,501 --> 01:07:26,673
The Alpha Beta-Pi team leads.
The Lambda-Mus are a surprising second.
718
01:07:26,756 --> 01:07:30,385
Now let's see what happens
at the charity fund-raising booths.
719
01:07:30,468 --> 01:07:33,221
Eat a Pi for charity. C'mon, let's go!
720
01:07:40,603 --> 01:07:42,689
Take a break, Chip.
721
01:07:45,859 --> 01:07:47,527
Hi.
722
01:07:49,696 --> 01:07:52,073
- Hi, Betty.
- A nerd.
723
01:07:53,616 --> 01:07:58,580
- I'm not kissing a nerd.
- You have to. I've paid my money.
724
01:08:00,165 --> 01:08:02,584
It's time for my break.
725
01:08:03,501 --> 01:08:05,587
Kiss this, nerd.
726
01:08:06,421 --> 01:08:08,840
- Stan?
- Yeah?
727
01:08:11,051 --> 01:08:14,262
I wanna do it.
All this kissing's made me horny.
728
01:08:14,345 --> 01:08:16,931
God, Betty. You're like a goat.
729
01:08:21,644 --> 01:08:23,521
Next.
730
01:08:52,258 --> 01:08:54,135
Stan!
731
01:08:57,514 --> 01:08:59,599
Changed your mind.
732
01:09:02,310 --> 01:09:04,729
I'm glad. Come on.
733
01:09:25,792 --> 01:09:28,378
D'you wanna do it on the moon?
734
01:09:47,647 --> 01:09:50,191
Take off your mask.
735
01:09:50,275 --> 01:09:52,360
Oh, Stan.
736
01:09:52,444 --> 01:09:54,738
You're so kinky.
737
01:09:59,617 --> 01:10:03,872
Eat a Pi for charity.
C'mon, step right up. C'mon, step up.
738
01:10:03,955 --> 01:10:07,667
Eat Pi for charity. Thank you very much.
739
01:10:07,751 --> 01:10:09,419
Eat a Pi for charity.
740
01:10:09,836 --> 01:10:14,799
- Gable, how we doing?
- Great. 1258 bucks. Better than last year.
741
01:10:14,883 --> 01:10:18,595
- The nerds are over 2,000.
- For selling pies?
742
01:10:18,678 --> 01:10:22,599
They got a line around the corner.
Guys are buying two, three pies apiece.
743
01:10:22,682 --> 01:10:26,936
There's something fishy about these pies.
C'mon, let's go check it out.
744
01:10:34,277 --> 01:10:39,032
This can't be. Ogre, go get a pie.
Find out what the hell's goin' on here.
745
01:10:42,577 --> 01:10:45,080
Thanks, wimp. Get yourself one.
746
01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:49,834
- Well? How is it?
- Good.
747
01:10:49,918 --> 01:10:52,629
- Is it good or is it great?
- It's good.
748
01:10:52,712 --> 01:10:55,298
Just good?
Then what they sellin' so many for?
749
01:10:55,382 --> 01:10:58,385
This why. Uh-oh.
750
01:11:04,057 --> 01:11:05,725
That's my Pi.
751
01:11:13,817 --> 01:11:16,736
Oh, Stan!
752
01:11:16,820 --> 01:11:19,239
That was wonderful.
753
01:11:19,322 --> 01:11:22,492
You did things to me
you've never done before.
754
01:11:24,244 --> 01:11:26,830
- You're that nerd!
- Yeah.
755
01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:30,875
God, you were wonderful.
756
01:11:30,959 --> 01:11:32,836
Thanks.
757
01:11:34,337 --> 01:11:38,133
- Are all nerds as good as you?
- Yes.
758
01:11:38,216 --> 01:11:39,968
How come?
759
01:11:40,051 --> 01:11:42,637
Cos all jocks think about is sports.
760
01:11:43,596 --> 01:11:46,099
All we ever think about is sex.
761
01:11:47,892 --> 01:11:50,812
- What's your name?
- Lewis.
762
01:11:50,895 --> 01:11:57,027
Lewis... would you meet me
after the pep rally tonight?
763
01:11:57,110 --> 01:11:58,987
Sure.
764
01:12:03,324 --> 01:12:08,955
It's all tied up. The musical
and skit competition will decide the winner.
765
01:12:09,039 --> 01:12:11,833
So, let the music begin!
766
01:12:11,916 --> 01:12:16,254
# Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
767
01:12:16,337 --> 01:12:18,548
# Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
768
01:12:19,716 --> 01:12:22,218
# Life is but a dream
769
01:12:27,015 --> 01:12:30,685
What did the Pink Panther say
when he stepped on an ant?
770
01:12:30,769 --> 01:12:34,397
Dead ant. Dead ant.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
771
01:12:34,481 --> 01:12:37,776
What is the dirtiest thing
ever said on television?
772
01:12:37,859 --> 01:12:38,860
Tell me.
773
01:12:38,943 --> 01:12:42,697
"Ward, I think you were
a little hard on the Beaver last night."
774
01:12:45,617 --> 01:12:49,287
Gable, Gable, he's our man.
If he can't do it, Burke can.
775
01:12:49,371 --> 01:12:52,791
Burke, Burke, he's our man.
If he can't do it, Ogre can.
776
01:12:52,874 --> 01:12:54,334
- Gimme an A!
- A!
777
01:12:54,417 --> 01:12:56,086
- Gimme a D!
- D!
778
01:12:56,169 --> 01:12:57,962
- Gimme an A!
- A!
779
01:12:58,046 --> 01:12:59,631
- Gimme an M!
- M!
780
01:12:59,714 --> 01:13:01,174
- Gimme an S!
- S!
781
01:13:01,257 --> 01:13:04,010
- What's that spell?
- Adams!
782
01:13:06,721 --> 01:13:09,974
# They always call him Mr Touchdown
783
01:13:10,058 --> 01:13:13,561
# They always call him Mr T
784
01:13:13,645 --> 01:13:16,981
# He can run and kick and throw
785
01:13:17,065 --> 01:13:19,693
# Give him the ball and just look at him go
786
01:13:19,776 --> 01:13:23,446
# Hip, hip, hooray for Mr Touchdown
787
01:13:23,530 --> 01:13:26,157
# He's gonna beat 'em today
788
01:13:26,241 --> 01:13:29,661
# So give a great big cheer
for the hero of the year
789
01:13:29,744 --> 01:13:32,789
# Mr Touchdown USA
790
01:13:32,872 --> 01:13:34,165
Hurrah!
791
01:14:52,827 --> 01:14:57,082
# Clap your hands, everybody
And everybody clap your hands
792
01:14:57,165 --> 01:15:01,544
# We're Lambda Lambda Lambda
and Omega Mu
793
01:15:01,628 --> 01:15:06,132
# We come here on stage tonight
to do our show for you
794
01:15:06,216 --> 01:15:08,426
# We got a rockin' rhythm and a hi-tech sound
795
01:15:08,510 --> 01:15:10,679
# That'll make you move
your body down to the ground
796
01:15:10,762 --> 01:15:15,266
# We got Poindexter on the violin
And Lewis and Gilbert will be joinin' in
797
01:15:15,350 --> 01:15:19,854
# We got Booger Presley on a mean guitar
And a rap by little old me, Lamar
798
01:15:19,938 --> 01:15:22,482
# We got Takashi beating on his gong
799
01:15:22,565 --> 01:15:24,693
# The boys and the Mus are clappin' along
800
01:15:24,776 --> 01:15:27,028
# And just when you thought you'd seen it all
801
01:15:27,112 --> 01:15:29,322
# Along comes a Lambda four foot tall
802
01:15:29,406 --> 01:15:31,533
# So, Wormser, come on out here on the floor
803
01:15:31,616 --> 01:15:33,952
# So we can work our bodies
like never before
804
01:15:34,035 --> 01:15:36,871
# Break
805
01:16:29,132 --> 01:16:33,511
I'd like to present the trophy
to this year's champions,
806
01:16:33,595 --> 01:16:36,514
Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu.
807
01:16:42,187 --> 01:16:47,942
They will be able to select the president
of next year's Greek Council.
808
01:16:50,945 --> 01:16:56,493
I'd like to announce we've made
our selection already. It's Gilbert Lowe!
809
01:17:00,413 --> 01:17:04,250
This sucks! I gotta get rid of this anger.
C'mon, Betty, let's pump iron.
810
01:17:04,334 --> 01:17:06,878
No, Stan. I don't think so.
811
01:17:06,961 --> 01:17:10,673
What d'you mean, you don't think so?
C'mon, let's go. Why not?
812
01:17:10,757 --> 01:17:13,927
I've got a date with a Tri-Lamb.
813
01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:16,596
- A Tri-Lamb!
- Here's your pin.
814
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,642
Take it.
815
01:17:20,725 --> 01:17:22,936
Wait. Betty...
816
01:17:23,019 --> 01:17:24,646
C'mon.
817
01:17:25,563 --> 01:17:28,191
God! I'm in love with a nerd!
818
01:17:29,901 --> 01:17:32,821
- Gable.
- Yeah, Coach.
819
01:17:32,904 --> 01:17:38,493
I wanna see you and the other girls
in the locker room now!
820
01:17:39,285 --> 01:17:40,787
Yes, sir.
821
01:17:47,961 --> 01:17:51,506
You know, when you were
a baby in your crib,
822
01:17:51,589 --> 01:17:55,802
your father looked down at you,
he had but one hope -
823
01:17:56,428 --> 01:17:59,180
"Someday my son will grow to be a man."
824
01:18:01,057 --> 01:18:03,601
Well, look at you now.
825
01:18:05,270 --> 01:18:11,735
You just got your asses whipped
by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
826
01:18:14,070 --> 01:18:16,239
Nerds!
827
01:18:18,366 --> 01:18:21,494
Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it.
828
01:18:23,246 --> 01:18:26,374
I would get up and redeem myself
829
01:18:27,459 --> 01:18:31,671
in the eyes of my father,
my Maker and my coach!
830
01:18:31,755 --> 01:18:34,507
- Let's get those nerds!
- Nerds!
831
01:18:34,591 --> 01:18:36,092
Nerds!
832
01:18:36,176 --> 01:18:38,595
What are we waitin' for?!
833
01:18:46,394 --> 01:18:51,191
# We're Lambda Lambda Lambda
and Omega Mu
834
01:18:51,274 --> 01:18:54,402
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
835
01:19:02,035 --> 01:19:03,995
Come on!
836
01:19:04,079 --> 01:19:06,748
Come on!
837
01:19:34,484 --> 01:19:36,569
I'm a nerd.
838
01:19:37,946 --> 01:19:40,615
Welcome to the real world.
839
01:19:40,699 --> 01:19:43,535
I never really wanted to believe that.
840
01:19:43,618 --> 01:19:46,329
- It's OK.
- It's not OK.
841
01:19:46,413 --> 01:19:48,998
We're nothing.
842
01:19:49,082 --> 01:19:51,459
We let them destroy our house.
843
01:19:51,543 --> 01:19:55,213
- We'll control the Greek Council next year.
- Big deal!
844
01:19:56,756 --> 01:19:59,926
You'll be dead by then, Gilbert.
845
01:20:00,010 --> 01:20:04,305
Nobody cares. Don't you understand that?
The university doesn't care.
846
01:20:04,389 --> 01:20:06,975
There's nothin' we can do about it.
847
01:20:07,058 --> 01:20:10,770
We got something good goin',
and I won't let 'em take it away from us.
848
01:20:10,854 --> 01:20:15,066
Gilbert, don't be a fool.
You'll just get yourself hurt again.
849
01:20:15,150 --> 01:20:17,777
- Big deal.
- Gilbert?
850
01:20:39,090 --> 01:20:42,886
I'd like to introduce the men
that will bring you a homecoming victory
851
01:20:42,969 --> 01:20:45,513
against State tomorrow.
852
01:20:45,597 --> 01:20:48,391
At defensive back,
number 38, Kevin O'Leary.
853
01:20:50,143 --> 01:20:53,688
Offensive guard,
number 64, Rich Valrow.
854
01:20:55,065 --> 01:20:58,568
At centre,
number 53, Harry Reagan.
855
01:21:00,570 --> 01:21:02,864
- Look who's comin'.
- Where you goin'?
856
01:21:02,947 --> 01:21:06,493
You went way too far this time,
and you're not gettin' away with it.
857
01:21:06,576 --> 01:21:11,456
Oh, is that right? Well, let's see if shit floats.
What do you think of that idea?
858
01:21:11,539 --> 01:21:14,959
Come on! Put me down!
Goddamn! Put me down!
859
01:21:15,043 --> 01:21:18,088
Fire away!
860
01:21:18,171 --> 01:21:20,507
Now our tri-captains.
861
01:21:21,424 --> 01:21:26,638
Leading the conference in reception,
at wide receiver, number 84, Danny Burke.
862
01:21:27,013 --> 01:21:32,477
Our defensive captain,
number 79, Fred Polowoski - the Ogre.
863
01:21:34,062 --> 01:21:39,776
Now our two-time all-American quarterback,
number ten, Stan Gable.
864
01:21:44,823 --> 01:21:47,659
Hold it, son. Hold it, hold it!
865
01:21:47,742 --> 01:21:50,370
Leave him alone.
Coach, I said leave him alone.
866
01:21:50,453 --> 01:21:53,540
What did you say?
I'll break his goddamn neck.
867
01:21:53,623 --> 01:21:57,210
You will do nothing of the sort.
Don't touch that boy.
868
01:22:01,131 --> 01:22:03,383
Says who?
869
01:22:04,467 --> 01:22:08,513
Says me... you asshole.
870
01:22:09,556 --> 01:22:13,560
Hold it, Coach.
You just hold it right there.
871
01:22:49,429 --> 01:22:51,514
OK, kid.
872
01:22:52,849 --> 01:22:55,477
Say what you gotta say.
873
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:57,437
Thanks.
874
01:23:03,485 --> 01:23:09,699
Uh... I just wanted to say that...
that I'm a nerd.
875
01:23:10,617 --> 01:23:14,996
And I'm here tonight to stand up
for the rights of other nerds.
876
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:19,501
I mean, all our lives we've been laughed at
877
01:23:19,584 --> 01:23:22,462
and made to feel inferior.
878
01:23:22,545 --> 01:23:28,593
And tonight those bastards,
they trashed our house.
879
01:23:29,594 --> 01:23:31,304
Why?
880
01:23:31,388 --> 01:23:34,140
Because we're smart?
881
01:23:34,224 --> 01:23:37,060
Because we look different?
882
01:23:37,143 --> 01:23:39,771
Well, we're not.
883
01:23:40,939 --> 01:23:45,360
I'm a nerd, and... I'm pretty proud of it.
884
01:23:51,783 --> 01:23:53,660
Hi, Gilbert.
885
01:23:54,536 --> 01:23:56,746
I'm a nerd, too.
886
01:23:57,789 --> 01:24:00,583
I just found that out tonight.
887
01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:03,211
We have news for the beautiful people.
888
01:24:03,294 --> 01:24:07,173
There's a lot more of us than there are of you.
889
01:24:07,716 --> 01:24:09,926
I know there's alumni here tonight.
890
01:24:10,010 --> 01:24:15,056
When you went to Adams,
you might have been called a spaz,
891
01:24:15,515 --> 01:24:19,310
or a dork, or a geek.
892
01:24:19,394 --> 01:24:22,063
Any of you that have ever felt...
893
01:24:22,147 --> 01:24:26,443
stepped on, left out, picked on, put down,
894
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:31,197
whether you think you're a nerd or not,
why don't you come and join us?
895
01:24:31,281 --> 01:24:32,782
Come on.
896
01:24:39,164 --> 01:24:40,665
- Hi, Betty.
- Hi.
897
01:24:40,749 --> 01:24:43,376
Just join us, cos, uh...
898
01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:44,961
Hi.
899
01:24:46,087 --> 01:24:49,841
No one's really gonna be free
until nerd persecution ends.
900
01:25:21,623 --> 01:25:26,711
You know, Coach, I think I'm gonna let
these boys live over at the Alpha Beta house,
901
01:25:26,795 --> 01:25:29,673
while you and your boys rebuild theirs.
902
01:25:29,756 --> 01:25:33,301
- And where the hell are we gonna live?
- What about us, huh?
903
01:25:34,052 --> 01:25:36,388
You're jocks, go live in the gym.
904
01:25:37,889 --> 01:25:40,725
Nerd. Nerd. Nerd.
905
01:25:40,809 --> 01:25:43,395
Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!
906
01:25:43,478 --> 01:25:45,897
Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!
70748
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