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(light orchestral music)
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(upbeat '80s pop music)
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♪ Countdown, its getting
to the flight time ♪
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♪ Night stars are shining in my eyes ♪
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♪ My shoes are going
to be the first ones ♪
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♪ To dance deep up in the skies ♪
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♪ Dancing in Heaven ♪
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♪ I never thought I could
get my feet this far ♪
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♪ Orbital be-bop ♪
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♪ Dancing in Heaven ♪
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♪ I never thought I could
get my feet this far ♪
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♪ Orbital be-bop ♪
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♪ Kick it out ♪
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♪ I'll be the first to Bossa Nova ♪
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♪ 10,000 miles above my legs ♪
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♪ You dear, my lady on the radar ♪
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♪ I'll bring a child to outer space ♪
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♪ Dancing in Heaven ♪
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♪ I never thought I could
get my feet this far ♪
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♪ Orbital be-bop ♪
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♪ Dancing in Heaven ♪
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♪ I never thought I could
get my feet this far ♪
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♪ Orbital be-bop ♪
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♪ Hey, here I am ♪
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♪ I hear the universe sing ♪
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♪ The celestial scream ♪
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♪ I am not alone ♪
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♪ Are you receiving me clear ♪
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♪ There is others out here ♪
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♪ Orbital be-bop ♪
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(birds chirping)
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(hip-hop)
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♪ I said a hip hop ♪
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♪ Hippie to the hippie ♪
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♪ The hip, hip a hop, and you
don't stop, a rock it out ♪
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♪ Bubba to the bang bang
boogie, boobie to the boogie ♪
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♪ To the rhythm of the boogie the beat ♪
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♪ Now, what you hear is not a
test I'm rappin' to the beat ♪
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♪ And me, the groove ♪
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♪ And my friends are gonna
try to move your feet ♪
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♪ See, I am Wonder Mike,
and I'd like to say hello ♪
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♪ To the black, to the white,
the red and the brown ♪
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♪ The purple and yellow,
but first, I gotta ♪
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- [Sylvia] Justin, are you
ready for the talent show?
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- Mom, I pity the fool who
ain't ready for the talent show.
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♪ Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie ♪
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♪ Say up jump the boogie
to the bang bang boogie ♪
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♪ Let's rock ♪
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(crowd cheering)
(pop music)
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(water splashing)
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(crowd murmuring)
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- Wasn't that something?
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A round of applause for Jen.
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(audience applauding)
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Now we've all, The Vista
Avenue Elementary School--
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- Hey, Jen.
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You were way cool out there.
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- Radical.
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Thanks.
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- Ooh, I got you something.
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(Velcro tears)
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- Oh, my God.
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You got me--
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- Garbage Pail Kids
Series Two Jelly Jenny.
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You don't have it, do you?
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- Yeah, I do.
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Psych!
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(laughing)
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- Jen!
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(ominous orchestral music)
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This goober's buying
you Garbage Pail Kids?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, that's real cool, Schumacher.
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I got you something too.
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It was wicked expensive.
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- I can't accept this.
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- Don't be such a spaz.
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Come here.
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I'll put it on ya.
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It's real gold too.
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So, do I get a thank-you kiss?
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That's it?
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Bogus!
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- What happened with Jen?
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- Kip-napped.
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- All you gotta do is dog
him on the dance floor.
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Turn that Pound Puppy into a little bitch.
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- I don't know, you guys.
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According to my calculations,
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we only have 36% chance
of beating Kip's group.
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- Well, did you factor in my special move?
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- What you talkin' about, Willis?
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- Coffee grind and a head spin,
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freeze, switch, and pop into a backflip.
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- Are you wack?
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You'll kill yourself out there!
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- I'm not lettin' Kip
humiliate me in front of--
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- Justin?
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(light piano music)
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- [Boys] Ooh!
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(laughing)
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- Kip thinks he can buy
his way into my bra.
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I wanted you to have this.
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- [Justin] Oh.
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- [Jen] It's my good luck charm.
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- I feel lucky already.
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I don't know what you're
doin' after the show, but,
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I don't know, do you wanna come over
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and maybe watch "Blue Lagoon"?
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We have it on Beta, mmmm, max.
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- Break a leg, Justin.
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I'll see you after the show?
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- That'd be smurfy.
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(crowd cheering)
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- [Darnell] Hey, Romeo, man, we up next.
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(crowd cheering)
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- Hello, McFly?
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- Marty, Marty.
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Hurry up.
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Justin's on.
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- Oh, oh.
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- Jesus.
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- Now, two break-dancing
crews will have a battle.
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Please welcome the Funky Fresh
Boyz and the Groundbreakers!
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(audience applauding)
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(crowd cheering)
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- Let's see what you got, Kip.
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- Let's see what you got.
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- Put it on the floor.
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- It's on the floor.
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You're steppin' on it.
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- And I'm dancin' on it.
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- Justin!
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- AppleJack 2012.
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(suspenseful synth music)
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Prince Def Rock.
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- Chilly Chill.
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- P-P-Popcorn.
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- Rocket Shoe.
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- [All] Funky Fresh Boyz.
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F.F.B.!
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('80s dance music)
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(crowd cheering)
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(audience applauding)
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(crowd cheering)
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(crowd cheering)
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(audience applauding)
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(crowd cheering)
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(crowd cheering)
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(blowing)
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- [Man] Go, Kip!
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(blowing)
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- Justin, don't do it!
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Justin!
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(crowd gasping)
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- Justin!
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- Justin!
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- [Sylvia] Justin?
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Justin?
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- [Darnell] He did the move.
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- Nice play, Shakespeare.
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- [Marty] Someone call somebody!
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(machine beeping)
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(people murmuring)
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(dramatic orchestral music)
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- [Marty] All right.
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Slow down.
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- I've got it covered.
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- Okay.
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Good.
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Happy birthday, kid.
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- Okay, Jesus.
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- I got 20 years of blisters on my ass.
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Here we go.
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- Just put a smile on your face.
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Happy birthday!
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Blow out your candles.
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- Sylvie.
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You do this every year.
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Never works!
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- Why are you so negative?
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- [Marty] I'm not negative.
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- Oh, my God.
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Marty.
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- Yeah?
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- [Sylvia] Marty!
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(screams)
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- Whoa!
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(screams)
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- [Both] Fire, fire,
fire, fire, fire, fire!
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- [Dr. Fry] Mr. and Mrs. Schumacher?
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- Hi, Dr. Fry.
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- We have to talk.
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(exhales deeply)
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Justin's been on unpaid life
support for the last 16 weeks.
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- I just put 16 checks
in the mail this morning.
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So--
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- I understand how difficult it is
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to make payments of this magnitude.
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Shit, I'm still paying
for that damn Ferrari.
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But, unfortunately, this
hospital can't afford
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to foot the bill for Justin's care.
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- So, wait a minute.
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Are you, are you gonna unplug him?
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(snoring)
(dramatic orchestral music)
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- Justin hasn't made any
progress in 20 years.
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And the chances of him
reviving are less than 1%.
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Maybe it's time to give your
son and yourself some peace.
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Does anybody else smell burnt cake?
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- Okay, could you, could
you just give us a minute?
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- [Dr. Fry] Yeah.
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- Thank you.
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Justin?
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It's Dada.
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We're gonna unplug you now.
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No more electricity.
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And, Justin,
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just know that your mom
and dad love you very much.
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(Sylvia sobbing)
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It's a shame we gotta do
this on his birthday, but
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let's get those papers signed, all right?
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Come on.
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- [Sylvia] Oh, Marty.
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- [Marty] Honey, it's sad.
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But the kid's a vegetable.
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- [Sylvia] I know.
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I'm gonna miss that little turnip.
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Honey, my ass.
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- [Marty] Huh?
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('80s dance music)
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Oh, strawberry.
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- [Man] Hey, we got the
'80s flashback block
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comin' at you right now,
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with a little tune called
"Rockit" from Mr. Herbie Hancock.
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("Rock It" by Herbie Hancock)
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(machine beeping)
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- What?
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00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,787
Where?
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Huh?
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PONG.
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(beeping)
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(grunting)
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(thuds)
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Feet must be asleep.
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- Justin?
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- Hi, Mom.
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- Justin!
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(thuds)
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- Okay.
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We're okay.
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- Welcome home, son!
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(chuckles)
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- We should have paid for that
coma physical therapy thing.
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Doctor said he needed it.
259
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- No, that's just the
doctors trying to rip us off
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for more money.
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Justin's fine.
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- [Justin] Dad.
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- Oh, Justin!
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Justin.
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Hey, watch your legs.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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That's it, up we go.
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Oh, we got ya.
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Okay, you're okay.
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- Wow.
- Okay.
272
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,419
Gettin' a little heavy there.
273
00:13:26,419 --> 00:13:27,359
(laughs)
274
00:13:27,359 --> 00:13:29,113
There we go.
275
00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:29,946
Oh, big step.
276
00:13:29,946 --> 00:13:30,779
Up.
277
00:13:30,779 --> 00:13:31,612
That's a boy.
278
00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:32,445
- Okay.
279
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,278
Okay.
280
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,589
- Weebles wobble, but they
don't fall down, right, Dad?
281
00:13:35,589 --> 00:13:36,432
- That's my boy.
282
00:13:36,432 --> 00:13:37,325
(thudding)
283
00:13:37,325 --> 00:13:38,158
Oh.
- Oh.
284
00:13:38,158 --> 00:13:38,991
You should catch him.
285
00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:39,824
- [Marty] The neighbors.
286
00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:40,657
Crap.
287
00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:42,110
This'll be on YouTube in an hour.
288
00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,535
(TV channels changing)
289
00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:44,368
- Oh.
290
00:13:44,368 --> 00:13:45,201
There you go.
291
00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,451
Watch some MTV.
292
00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:48,842
- MTV?
293
00:13:49,944 --> 00:13:50,902
Wicked.
294
00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:52,918
- [Girl] We need to
gang up and do something
295
00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,835
and get revenge on her.
296
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,463
- Mom!
297
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,970
The TV's broken.
298
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:03,034
Supposed to be MTV, but
they're not playing any videos.
299
00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:05,356
It's just a bunch of
girls talking and crying.
300
00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:07,476
(girls chattering)
301
00:14:07,476 --> 00:14:08,309
(sighs)
302
00:14:08,309 --> 00:14:09,614
- It's good to have him home.
303
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:10,861
- Yeah.
304
00:14:10,861 --> 00:14:11,694
Okay.
305
00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,699
Now, give this to him,
take out the garbage,
306
00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:14,885
and then walk the dog.
307
00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:15,718
(scoffing)
308
00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:16,908
- What is the use of havin' a kid
309
00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:18,889
if I still gotta do chores?
310
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:21,746
- He just came out of a coma.
311
00:14:21,746 --> 00:14:22,791
- Yeah, it's always something.
312
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:25,847
First he's in a coma, then
he just got out of one.
313
00:14:25,847 --> 00:14:26,715
Sucks.
314
00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:27,632
- You suck.
315
00:14:29,173 --> 00:14:31,061
(TV popping)
316
00:14:31,061 --> 00:14:35,609
- R2, see what you can do
with deflector shields.
317
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:36,744
No, no, no, R2.
318
00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:37,577
- No, no.
319
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,410
(chuckles)
320
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:40,243
Uh, TiVo.
321
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,783
Uh, Justin, your mom was saying
that the dog needs walkin'
322
00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:47,403
and that the lawn needs mowin'.
323
00:14:47,403 --> 00:14:49,965
And since I've been doin' your
chores for about 20 years,
324
00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:53,215
why don't you give your old man a rest?
325
00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:56,263
- Can I wait until my arms and legs work?
326
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,347
- Well, your arms and legs
327
00:14:57,347 --> 00:14:59,009
aren't gonna work all by themselves.
328
00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:03,191
Son, you've got to work
them until they work.
329
00:15:03,191 --> 00:15:04,904
Mow the lawn, paint the fence.
330
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,358
- Sand the floor?
331
00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:08,650
Dad, is this like Mr.
Miyagi telling Daniel-san
332
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,249
to do household chores,
333
00:15:10,249 --> 00:15:11,918
but he's really teaching him karate?
334
00:15:11,918 --> 00:15:12,751
- Wah.
335
00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:16,418
('80s electronic pop music)
336
00:16:23,354 --> 00:16:24,799
- No, why are we holding hands?
337
00:16:24,799 --> 00:16:25,632
I don't--
- Because you'll get--
338
00:16:25,632 --> 00:16:26,469
- I don't want to hold hands.
339
00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:27,302
Ow.
340
00:16:29,174 --> 00:16:30,417
What happened to the mall?
341
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:31,250
- Nothing.
342
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,417
Business is, it's booming.
343
00:16:36,723 --> 00:16:37,556
(fingers snapping)
344
00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:38,389
- What?
345
00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:39,222
- Just checking.
346
00:16:39,222 --> 00:16:40,302
Okay, I gotta go to the bank.
347
00:16:40,302 --> 00:16:43,384
Why don't you go to the toy store?
348
00:16:43,384 --> 00:16:44,467
- Darth Maul?
349
00:16:45,815 --> 00:16:46,982
Jar Jar Binks?
350
00:16:48,948 --> 00:16:51,696
Who are these gay birds?
351
00:16:51,696 --> 00:16:53,936
They're not from "Star Wars".
352
00:16:53,936 --> 00:16:55,097
- [Woman] So, when we're done here
353
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,607
we'll go get you those shoes.
354
00:16:56,607 --> 00:16:57,440
- [Girl] Yes.
355
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,273
- Hey.
356
00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:00,724
What do you like to play with?
357
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:01,557
- Huh?
358
00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:03,190
- What's your favorite toy?
359
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,569
- Well, I like Tamagotchi.
360
00:17:04,569 --> 00:17:05,954
It's like a little pet.
361
00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:07,333
- Is it like a Chia Pet?
362
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,213
- What's a Chia Pet?
363
00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:09,046
- Oh!
364
00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:09,879
You know what I got at my house?
365
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:11,134
I got a Slip 'n Slide.
366
00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:11,967
You know what?
367
00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:12,962
You should come over sometime.
368
00:17:12,962 --> 00:17:14,402
We could Slip 'n Slide together.
369
00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:16,917
- We have potential
trouble in Glazer's Toys.
370
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,209
- Or we could play army.
371
00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,042
I could play the sergeant.
372
00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:19,912
You could be the lieutenant.
373
00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:21,198
You and I can get in a trench together.
374
00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:22,570
I can get in your foxhole.
375
00:17:22,570 --> 00:17:25,530
Or you can get in my foxhole.
376
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:26,735
You and me could play cops and robbers.
377
00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:27,740
I could be the cop.
378
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:28,683
You could be the robber.
379
00:17:28,683 --> 00:17:30,413
I could be like, you're goin' downtown.
380
00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:31,246
Hey.
- No, no.
381
00:17:31,246 --> 00:17:32,079
- [Justin] Yeah.
382
00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,799
Come on, don't make me
pull out my nightstick.
383
00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:35,244
- Happy camper in Glazer's Toys!
384
00:17:35,244 --> 00:17:36,077
I repeat.
385
00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,735
We have a happy camper in Glazer's Toys!
386
00:17:37,735 --> 00:17:40,280
- You can come over my house
and sleep over if you want.
387
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,567
(groans)
388
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,781
- You like those foxholes?
389
00:17:43,781 --> 00:17:44,685
Here's a little foxhole.
390
00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:46,673
(grunting)
391
00:17:46,673 --> 00:17:48,653
It's just so damn cute.
392
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,945
- I, I don't like, I
don't like cute things.
393
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,000
I like boy things!
394
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,952
- Know what they do to bitches
like you up in prison, huh?
395
00:17:54,952 --> 00:17:56,333
- I'm not a bitch.
396
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,166
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
397
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:57,999
Stop, stop, stop.
398
00:17:57,999 --> 00:17:58,916
Let him go.
399
00:18:01,468 --> 00:18:02,301
Justin?
400
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:04,611
- Darnell?
401
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,157
- What was up with those guys?
402
00:18:07,157 --> 00:18:10,417
- Uh, well, they thought
you like little boys.
403
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,128
- Of course I like little boys.
404
00:18:12,128 --> 00:18:12,961
- No, no.
405
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:16,001
Like, they thought you like little boys.
406
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:16,881
- Oh, my God.
407
00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:17,714
That's so gnarly.
408
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:18,589
- Mm-hmm.
409
00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:20,057
- Ew.
410
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:20,890
Ew.
411
00:18:21,954 --> 00:18:22,852
You want some chew?
412
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,602
- Nah, go ahead, man.
413
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,402
You hit your head real hard, huh?
414
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,884
- You should come over my house.
415
00:18:32,884 --> 00:18:34,173
I'm hookin' up my Atari.
416
00:18:34,173 --> 00:18:36,702
It's gonna be awesome.
417
00:18:36,702 --> 00:18:37,936
- Man, I miss you, dog.
418
00:18:37,936 --> 00:18:38,769
I miss you.
419
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:39,852
You my nigga!
420
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:43,599
- Darnell, that's a bad word.
421
00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:45,042
- Bitch, it's 2006!
422
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,561
You been sleepin' too long.
423
00:18:46,561 --> 00:18:49,408
After N.W.A. came out,
everybody's been sayin' it.
424
00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:50,604
- What, what's N.W.A.?
425
00:18:50,604 --> 00:18:53,249
- Uh, Niggaz With Att,
426
00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:54,280
look, don't worry about it.
427
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,030
It's like my buddy, or my friend.
428
00:18:57,974 --> 00:19:00,462
- I'm sorry, Darnell.
429
00:19:00,462 --> 00:19:01,538
I was in a coma.
430
00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:02,955
- Yeah, you were.
431
00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:06,607
- You're a good nigger.
432
00:19:06,607 --> 00:19:08,362
You're the best nigger I ever had.
433
00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:11,529
(woman clears throat)
434
00:19:13,346 --> 00:19:14,679
- Mmm, mmm, mmm!
435
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,279
- Nigga, get up, get up, get up.
436
00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:22,318
(dramatic orchestral music)
437
00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:24,313
- Mrs. Schumacher, we
can't give you a loan.
438
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:25,964
This bank has already extended itself
439
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,047
for you as far as it can.
440
00:19:29,889 --> 00:19:33,474
- I don't, I don't think
you understand, um,
441
00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:35,291
the extent of Justin's medical bills.
442
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,447
They're gigantic.
443
00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:39,698
And, um, I think we might
be losing the house.
444
00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:43,030
And, um, I can't let that happen.
445
00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:44,447
I just, I don't--
446
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,968
- Hands are tied.
447
00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:56,863
- I gotta pay my parents back.
448
00:19:58,867 --> 00:19:59,700
Whoa.
449
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,533
Is this the new mall?
450
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,366
- [Darnell] This is it.
451
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,194
- It's like Epcot Center.
452
00:20:03,194 --> 00:20:05,444
Maybe I can get a job here.
453
00:20:07,463 --> 00:20:08,296
Holy crap!
454
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,120
What's goin' on here?
455
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:10,953
(clears Throat)
456
00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:11,786
- Red leather, yellow leather.
457
00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:12,627
Yellow leather, red leather.
458
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:13,769
(blowing through lips)
459
00:20:13,769 --> 00:20:14,602
Toy boat.
460
00:20:14,602 --> 00:20:17,089
Why isn't my microphone working?
461
00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:18,199
- They're shootin' a TV show.
462
00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:19,206
I heard of this.
463
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:22,459
It's like "American Idol" for dancing.
464
00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:23,709
- America what?
465
00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:26,003
- "Star Search".
466
00:20:26,003 --> 00:20:27,447
It's like "Star Search".
467
00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:29,243
For dancing.
468
00:20:29,243 --> 00:20:31,576
- Okay, stretch time's over.
469
00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:34,306
All right, girls.
470
00:20:34,306 --> 00:20:35,139
Let's take it from the top.
471
00:20:35,139 --> 00:20:37,639
(dance music)
472
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:42,247
- Boy, they really didn't stick that one.
473
00:20:43,687 --> 00:20:46,687
(light synth music)
474
00:20:47,532 --> 00:20:48,865
- That's better.
475
00:20:49,877 --> 00:20:51,515
- Oh.
476
00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:53,265
It, it's Ju, it's Ju,
477
00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:56,412
Ju, just--
478
00:20:56,412 --> 00:20:57,418
- Oh, my God!
479
00:20:57,418 --> 00:20:58,251
Justin!
480
00:20:58,251 --> 00:20:59,084
Oh, my God!
481
00:20:59,084 --> 00:20:59,917
I can't believe my eyes!
482
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:01,868
I never thought I'd see you again.
483
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,701
- I never thought I'd,
484
00:21:04,739 --> 00:21:06,188
oh, my God.
485
00:21:06,188 --> 00:21:07,565
You really grew up.
486
00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:08,732
I mean, a lot.
487
00:21:09,617 --> 00:21:10,450
A lot, a lot.
488
00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:11,283
- Uh--
489
00:21:11,283 --> 00:21:12,648
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
490
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:13,682
You have to excuse him.
491
00:21:13,682 --> 00:21:14,850
I know I'm black, but I'm not invisible.
492
00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:16,552
- Oh, my God, I'm sorry, Darnell.
493
00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:17,385
I didn't mean to be rude.
494
00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:18,218
- What's up, Jen?
495
00:21:18,218 --> 00:21:19,051
- I'm good.
496
00:21:19,051 --> 00:21:19,884
I'm real good.
497
00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:21,948
I'm the dance consultant for the new show.
498
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,033
- "Blue Lagoon"!
499
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,033
We never got to watch "Blue Lagoon".
500
00:21:29,296 --> 00:21:30,831
Betamax.
501
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,664
- Kapow!
502
00:21:31,664 --> 00:21:32,510
Whoo!
503
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:35,436
(ominous orchestral music)
504
00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:37,051
- Kip, you remember Justin.
505
00:21:37,051 --> 00:21:37,884
- Nope.
506
00:21:40,455 --> 00:21:41,288
Wait.
507
00:21:41,288 --> 00:21:42,804
Did you cut my lawn a few weeks ago?
508
00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:43,981
- No.
509
00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:44,950
- Clean my pool?
510
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:45,783
- No.
511
00:21:47,714 --> 00:21:49,222
- You're the jackass that flipped off
512
00:21:49,222 --> 00:21:51,336
the stage when we were kids.
513
00:21:51,336 --> 00:21:52,360
(laughs)
514
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,216
Oh, my God!
515
00:21:53,216 --> 00:21:54,980
I thought you were dead!
516
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,813
- Kip.
517
00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:57,332
- What, honey, he's like-
Did you see his neck go
518
00:21:57,332 --> 00:21:58,207
(imitating cracking)
519
00:21:58,207 --> 00:21:59,040
like that.
520
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,859
Holy sh, I can't believe it.
521
00:22:01,859 --> 00:22:02,729
Hey, did you show him?
522
00:22:02,729 --> 00:22:04,646
Look, oh, wrong finger.
523
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:06,717
Look.
524
00:22:06,717 --> 00:22:08,550
- Ow.
- We're engaged.
525
00:22:15,323 --> 00:22:16,156
You okay?
526
00:22:17,527 --> 00:22:21,460
You look like you just
got punked, beyotch.
527
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:24,507
Well, it was great
running into you, Dustin.
528
00:22:24,507 --> 00:22:25,340
Uh, here.
529
00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,181
Take a flyer.
530
00:22:30,362 --> 00:22:31,588
So, do you have a new phone number
531
00:22:31,588 --> 00:22:34,064
or are ya still livin'
with mommy and daddy?
532
00:22:34,064 --> 00:22:37,347
- Still livin' with--
- I'm shocked!
533
00:22:37,347 --> 00:22:38,305
Well, we gotta run.
534
00:22:38,305 --> 00:22:39,138
So, here.
535
00:22:39,138 --> 00:22:40,266
Why don't you say good-bye
to your new friend.
536
00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:42,034
Bye-bye, bye-bye.
537
00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:43,421
Use that hand later for something, huh,
538
00:22:43,421 --> 00:22:44,591
you little devil, you.
539
00:22:44,591 --> 00:22:45,424
Dick.
540
00:22:46,603 --> 00:22:47,827
- Let her go, man.
541
00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:50,463
There's plenty of hiz-os in the hiz-ouse.
542
00:22:50,463 --> 00:22:52,321
- Was he retarded before the coma?
543
00:22:52,321 --> 00:22:54,238
- But Jen was my hiz-o.
544
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,728
- Yeah.
545
00:22:56,728 --> 00:22:58,395
But now she's his-o.
546
00:23:01,202 --> 00:23:02,035
- No.
547
00:23:03,647 --> 00:23:05,285
All I gotta do is dog
him on the dance floor.
548
00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:06,118
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
549
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,528
Justin, no, no.
550
00:23:07,528 --> 00:23:08,361
Justin!
551
00:23:08,361 --> 00:23:09,194
Justin.
552
00:23:09,194 --> 00:23:10,027
Justin!
553
00:23:10,027 --> 00:23:10,860
No, no!
554
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,016
Oh, God.
555
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:15,542
He look like a chicken.
556
00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:17,096
Justin, no!
557
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,288
No!
558
00:23:18,288 --> 00:23:20,473
Justin, you're still weak!
559
00:23:20,473 --> 00:23:22,140
- Watch this, hiz-o.
560
00:23:23,094 --> 00:23:24,193
- [Darnell] What in the hell is he doin'?
561
00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:25,426
(laughing)
562
00:23:25,426 --> 00:23:26,676
Y'all know him?
563
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:32,979
- Security.
564
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,997
(laughing)
565
00:23:38,405 --> 00:23:39,865
Don't feed the animal.
566
00:23:39,865 --> 00:23:40,969
(chuckles)
567
00:23:40,969 --> 00:23:42,691
I mean, I mean, come on.
568
00:23:42,691 --> 00:23:44,941
- [Justin] I hate everyone.
569
00:23:49,899 --> 00:23:50,774
- What are you doin'?
570
00:23:50,774 --> 00:23:52,794
- Killing myself.
571
00:23:52,794 --> 00:23:54,776
- With Pop Rocks and a soda?
572
00:23:54,776 --> 00:23:55,609
- Yeah.
573
00:23:57,841 --> 00:23:59,924
- Let me have it, Justin.
574
00:24:06,171 --> 00:24:07,004
Ahhh.
575
00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:11,027
(gasping)
576
00:24:11,943 --> 00:24:13,373
I'm kidding, Justin.
577
00:24:13,373 --> 00:24:14,381
See?
578
00:24:14,381 --> 00:24:15,839
You won't die.
579
00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:16,846
- But Mikey.
580
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:18,916
- It never happened.
581
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:23,626
You have a better chance of
slittin' your wrist with this.
582
00:24:23,626 --> 00:24:24,459
Come on, man.
583
00:24:24,459 --> 00:24:25,459
Look at you.
584
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:29,130
Where's the Rocket Shoe?
585
00:24:31,356 --> 00:24:32,960
- Hey, wait.
586
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,460
Did you read this?
587
00:24:35,927 --> 00:24:37,655
"Get 2 Steppin' Crew Edition.
588
00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:39,618
"Compete for the grand
prize of a one-year contract
589
00:24:39,618 --> 00:24:41,613
"with D-Zone Videos and $100,000."
590
00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:44,530
(triumphant music)
591
00:24:45,842 --> 00:24:47,935
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
592
00:24:47,935 --> 00:24:48,981
Hell no.
593
00:24:48,981 --> 00:24:49,991
Hell no, Justin.
594
00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:52,174
- No, Darnell, it's the only way.
595
00:24:52,174 --> 00:24:55,344
We win the contest, I get the
money to pay back my parents,
596
00:24:55,344 --> 00:24:59,651
we stuff Kip so hard that
Jen has to come back to me.
597
00:24:59,651 --> 00:25:02,354
Darnell, you know what we gotta do?
598
00:25:02,354 --> 00:25:04,749
We gotta get the Funky
Fresh Boyz back together.
599
00:25:04,749 --> 00:25:05,582
Ow!
600
00:25:06,834 --> 00:25:08,751
- Didn't I say hell no?
601
00:25:10,257 --> 00:25:12,174
- Why are you so angry?
602
00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:15,785
- No.
- Please.
603
00:25:15,785 --> 00:25:17,683
- Will you stop sayin' please, please?
604
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,890
Venus, Serena, say hi to
Justin before I beat his ass.
605
00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:22,256
- I didn't know you had kids.
606
00:25:22,256 --> 00:25:23,244
- [Darnell] They ain't mine.
607
00:25:23,244 --> 00:25:24,077
- Huh?
608
00:25:24,077 --> 00:25:24,910
- Why y'all just sittin' here?
609
00:25:24,910 --> 00:25:26,981
Why y'all didn't clean up the house?
610
00:25:26,981 --> 00:25:27,981
- Cockroach!
611
00:25:28,914 --> 00:25:30,265
- Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
612
00:25:30,265 --> 00:25:31,110
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
613
00:25:31,110 --> 00:25:34,133
Relax, relax, relax, relax.
614
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,695
It's not a real roach.
615
00:25:35,695 --> 00:25:37,756
It's one of my inventions.
616
00:25:37,756 --> 00:25:39,045
You remember when we were kids,
617
00:25:39,045 --> 00:25:42,437
they had those toys called
the Wacky Wall Walkers?
618
00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:43,270
- Yeah.
619
00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:44,964
You could grab it, throw
it against the wall.
620
00:25:44,964 --> 00:25:46,360
It would stick and crawl down-
621
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,099
- Right, you know how much the
guy who invented that made?
622
00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:48,985
- [Justin] How much?
623
00:25:48,985 --> 00:25:49,839
- A hundred million dollars.
624
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,090
- Get out.
625
00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:52,139
- Yes, a hundred million dollars
626
00:25:52,139 --> 00:25:55,144
for a stupid Super Ball with snot on it.
627
00:25:55,144 --> 00:25:58,977
- And you think the next
Wacky Wall Walker is?
628
00:26:00,703 --> 00:26:02,870
- The Ghetto Wall-Grabber.
629
00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:06,565
Here, try it.
630
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,398
(imitates snarl)
631
00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:09,178
Throw it right up against the wall.
632
00:26:09,178 --> 00:26:10,011
It just goes,
633
00:26:10,011 --> 00:26:10,844
(clicking tongue)
634
00:26:10,844 --> 00:26:12,594
comin' down the wall.
635
00:26:17,790 --> 00:26:18,669
- Wow, that's cool.
636
00:26:18,669 --> 00:26:19,502
That sticks.
637
00:26:19,502 --> 00:26:20,335
Wow, it's like a real roach.
638
00:26:20,335 --> 00:26:21,686
- Yep.
639
00:26:21,686 --> 00:26:24,057
I'll sell a million of those in Atlanta.
640
00:26:24,057 --> 00:26:26,114
- So what's stopping you
from making your millions?
641
00:26:26,114 --> 00:26:28,354
- $10,000 in seed money.
642
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:30,014
That's what I need to get started.
643
00:26:30,014 --> 00:26:32,129
And as you can see, that
ain't happening around here.
644
00:26:32,129 --> 00:26:33,654
Every time that stupid girl watch a video,
645
00:26:33,654 --> 00:26:34,671
she have another baby.
646
00:26:34,671 --> 00:26:35,679
- Hmm.
647
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:36,651
$10,000.
648
00:26:36,651 --> 00:26:37,497
Seed money.
649
00:26:37,497 --> 00:26:38,330
Hmm.
650
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,428
I wonder where you could get that.
651
00:26:40,428 --> 00:26:42,055
- Uh, Justin.
652
00:26:42,055 --> 00:26:42,972
Uh, Justin.
653
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,576
(buzzing)
654
00:26:46,576 --> 00:26:47,689
(gasps)
655
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,834
(shouts)
656
00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:50,667
- Darnell.
657
00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:51,500
- [Darnell] Hey, Boo.
658
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,333
You got your hair did.
659
00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,166
It looks real good.
660
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:53,999
- You bring the diapers?
661
00:26:53,999 --> 00:26:54,832
- They're right there.
662
00:26:54,832 --> 00:26:55,665
Hey, Tiger Woods!
663
00:26:55,665 --> 00:26:56,498
- [Roxanne] Where?
664
00:26:56,498 --> 00:26:57,331
- [Darnell] Right there,
sweetie, right there.
665
00:26:57,331 --> 00:26:58,164
- Is that all you got?
666
00:26:58,164 --> 00:27:00,208
Boy, this ain't gonna
last more than two days.
667
00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,942
- It'd last a long time if
they didn't doo-doo so much.
668
00:27:02,942 --> 00:27:04,061
I'm sorry, baby.
669
00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:04,942
I didn't have no more money.
670
00:27:04,942 --> 00:27:05,819
- You ain't got no more money.
671
00:27:05,819 --> 00:27:08,195
How come every time I
ask you for something
672
00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:09,306
you ain't got money?
673
00:27:09,306 --> 00:27:10,299
But when you need to buy parts
674
00:27:10,299 --> 00:27:11,665
and shit for your little inventions,
675
00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:14,402
you got more money than 50 Cent?
676
00:27:14,402 --> 00:27:16,051
Like this.
677
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:16,978
What is this?
678
00:27:16,978 --> 00:27:17,843
What?
679
00:27:17,843 --> 00:27:21,123
- It's an automatic jean tight-roller.
680
00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:24,008
- Ain't nobody tight-rollin'
their jeans no more, fool!
681
00:27:24,008 --> 00:27:25,341
- But, baby, this one's automatic.
682
00:27:25,341 --> 00:27:28,187
- I don't care if it's automatic,
systematic, Veg-O-Matic.
683
00:27:28,187 --> 00:27:29,580
I don't give a shit-o-matic.
684
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:33,497
Ain't nobody tight-rollin'
their jeans no more.
685
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,571
- Excuse me, ma'am.
686
00:27:38,483 --> 00:27:40,054
- Who the hell are you?
687
00:27:40,054 --> 00:27:41,438
- I know a way Darnell
could get enough money
688
00:27:41,438 --> 00:27:42,453
to make his inventions
689
00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,717
and keep your kids in diapers
for the rest of their lives.
690
00:27:44,717 --> 00:27:47,213
(suspenseful orchestral music)
691
00:27:47,213 --> 00:27:48,171
(groans)
692
00:27:48,171 --> 00:27:49,050
- Damn, baby!
693
00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:50,168
I can't dance like that no more.
694
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,015
I'm a grown-ass man!
695
00:27:51,015 --> 00:27:52,147
- For 100 grand?
696
00:27:52,147 --> 00:27:55,007
You better bust a move,
drop it like it's hot.
697
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,636
Now, I don't want to
see your black ass again
698
00:27:56,636 --> 00:27:59,212
until you got a whole lot of money
699
00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:01,379
or a whole lot of diapers.
700
00:28:04,155 --> 00:28:05,034
- Oh, hell no.
701
00:28:05,034 --> 00:28:07,403
You don't close my door like that.
702
00:28:07,403 --> 00:28:08,848
- What you say, nigga?
703
00:28:08,848 --> 00:28:09,681
- Uh, nothin'.
704
00:28:09,681 --> 00:28:10,514
I'm your nigga.
705
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:11,904
- Now get to steppin'.
706
00:28:11,904 --> 00:28:13,017
(groans)
707
00:28:13,017 --> 00:28:13,850
- [Darnell] I'm goin', baby.
708
00:28:13,850 --> 00:28:14,683
- Bitch-slapped.
709
00:28:14,683 --> 00:28:15,516
You too.
710
00:28:15,516 --> 00:28:16,349
- I'm gonna step.
711
00:28:16,349 --> 00:28:17,182
I will step.
712
00:28:17,182 --> 00:28:18,355
Thank you.
713
00:28:18,355 --> 00:28:20,545
- I ain't playin' with you.
714
00:28:20,545 --> 00:28:22,432
- Man, I hope you know
what the hell you're doin'.
715
00:28:22,432 --> 00:28:23,751
- Oh, I know what we're doing.
716
00:28:23,751 --> 00:28:25,877
We're getting the Funky
Fresh Boyz back together.
717
00:28:25,877 --> 00:28:28,960
(upbeat synth music)
718
00:28:30,465 --> 00:28:31,801
Is this the right place?
719
00:28:31,801 --> 00:28:33,921
- Yeah, his mom said he
comin' by here any second.
720
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:35,415
(beeping)
721
00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:36,498
What is that?
722
00:28:38,045 --> 00:28:39,268
- Is that Hector?
723
00:28:39,268 --> 00:28:41,851
(upbeat music)
724
00:28:45,739 --> 00:28:47,925
- Or some dude that ate Hector.
725
00:28:47,925 --> 00:28:48,758
- [Justin] Man.
726
00:28:48,758 --> 00:28:53,008
- That nigga about a six
piece with extra biscuits.
727
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,010
Damn, that nigga big.
728
00:28:56,010 --> 00:28:59,475
- You gotta move this car
before I have it towed.
729
00:28:59,475 --> 00:29:00,706
(beeping)
730
00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:01,706
Mr. Jackson?
731
00:29:03,926 --> 00:29:05,259
Darnell Jackson?
732
00:29:07,306 --> 00:29:08,688
- Hector!
733
00:29:08,688 --> 00:29:10,660
(both laughing)
734
00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:12,972
And you know who this
comatose bitch is, right?
735
00:29:12,972 --> 00:29:13,805
- No way!
736
00:29:13,805 --> 00:29:15,363
Justin!
- Hey, buddy.
737
00:29:15,363 --> 00:29:16,572
- I can't believe it!
738
00:29:16,572 --> 00:29:17,453
Oh, my God!
739
00:29:17,453 --> 00:29:18,286
You're alive!
740
00:29:18,286 --> 00:29:19,297
(groans)
741
00:29:19,297 --> 00:29:21,090
(laughing)
742
00:29:21,090 --> 00:29:22,379
- Okay, okay, okay.
743
00:29:22,379 --> 00:29:23,512
Hector, Hector.
744
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:24,345
- Oh, man.
745
00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:25,178
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
746
00:29:25,178 --> 00:29:26,274
Wait a minute, wait.
747
00:29:26,274 --> 00:29:27,924
How long have you been a meter bitch?
748
00:29:27,924 --> 00:29:28,892
- Traffic warden.
749
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:29,788
- Mmm.
750
00:29:29,788 --> 00:29:30,666
- Few years.
751
00:29:30,666 --> 00:29:33,470
Rough times out here in
the streets of the Valley.
752
00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:34,970
818 ain't no joke.
753
00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:38,030
I've been shot at.
754
00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:39,296
I've been peed on.
755
00:29:39,296 --> 00:29:40,619
- What?
756
00:29:40,619 --> 00:29:42,125
- But I helped a lot of people.
757
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,042
- Man, you the meter bitch.
758
00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:45,129
Who you help?
759
00:29:45,129 --> 00:29:45,962
- Uh, hmm.
760
00:29:51,728 --> 00:29:52,590
Oh!
761
00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:55,840
I once let David
Hasselhoff out of a ticket.
762
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,411
You know, he sometimes drives around L.A.
763
00:29:57,411 --> 00:30:00,079
in a full replica of KITT.
764
00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:01,165
- Wow.
765
00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:02,332
- Yeah, right?
766
00:30:03,881 --> 00:30:05,688
- We're gettin' the Funky
Fresh Boyz back together
767
00:30:05,688 --> 00:30:08,771
and we need Hector "Popcorn" Jimenez.
768
00:30:09,991 --> 00:30:10,824
- I don't know, guys.
769
00:30:10,824 --> 00:30:11,657
- It's okay.
770
00:30:11,657 --> 00:30:12,490
We understand.
771
00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:13,323
You're too busy.
772
00:30:13,323 --> 00:30:14,406
We know you gotta get up in the morning
773
00:30:14,406 --> 00:30:16,600
and eat a Krispy Kreme burrito.
774
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,278
- Just 'cause I'm fat
doesn't mean I can't break.
775
00:30:20,278 --> 00:30:21,405
(grunts)
776
00:30:21,405 --> 00:30:22,522
Check this out.
777
00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:24,939
(vocalizing)
778
00:30:32,126 --> 00:30:34,293
(panting)
779
00:30:35,253 --> 00:30:37,670
(vocalizing)
780
00:30:48,908 --> 00:30:52,886
- You know break-dancing burns
a lot of calories, right?
781
00:30:52,886 --> 00:30:57,268
- Now, if Aki's a quadriplegic,
we're gettin' somewhere.
782
00:30:57,268 --> 00:30:58,407
- Sorry, guys.
783
00:30:58,407 --> 00:31:00,433
I have a real job now.
784
00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:04,385
There is no frickin' way I'm
joining a break-dance squad.
785
00:31:04,385 --> 00:31:05,218
- Wait.
786
00:31:05,218 --> 00:31:06,051
Why?
787
00:31:06,051 --> 00:31:07,484
Why are you talkin' like that?
788
00:31:07,484 --> 00:31:08,317
- Like what?
789
00:31:08,317 --> 00:31:09,150
All negative?
790
00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:09,983
I--
791
00:31:09,983 --> 00:31:11,733
- No, like, um, you--
792
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,010
- You know.
793
00:31:15,010 --> 00:31:16,062
You know.
794
00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:17,397
You used to--
795
00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,409
- Come on, bitch.
796
00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:19,742
Say booty twaps!
797
00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:21,888
- It's booby traps.
798
00:31:21,888 --> 00:31:24,473
- No, but say booty twaps
'cause it's awesome.
799
00:31:24,473 --> 00:31:25,306
- No.
800
00:31:25,306 --> 00:31:26,139
- Please.
801
00:31:26,139 --> 00:31:27,889
Aki, I was in a coma.
802
00:31:31,176 --> 00:31:32,009
- Okay.
803
00:31:34,224 --> 00:31:35,098
Booty twaps.
804
00:31:35,098 --> 00:31:37,580
(all laughing)
805
00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:39,997
- I love it when you do that!
806
00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:46,649
I love it when you say that!
807
00:31:46,649 --> 00:31:48,002
You look so stupid!
808
00:31:48,002 --> 00:31:50,252
(laughing)
809
00:31:52,821 --> 00:31:54,074
- It's funny!
810
00:31:54,074 --> 00:31:55,406
Asian guy funny!
811
00:31:55,406 --> 00:31:57,399
The yellow guy!
812
00:31:57,399 --> 00:31:58,344
I knew it.
813
00:31:58,344 --> 00:31:59,472
I knew it.
814
00:31:59,472 --> 00:32:00,679
I was never your friend.
815
00:32:00,679 --> 00:32:02,376
I was your damn mascot.
816
00:32:02,376 --> 00:32:06,310
Your little Ewok, Mogwai,
Golden Child, Mr. Miyagi.
817
00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:08,330
Wax on, wax off, huh?
818
00:32:08,330 --> 00:32:09,163
Yeah.
819
00:32:09,163 --> 00:32:10,298
(laughing)
820
00:32:10,298 --> 00:32:11,131
No.
821
00:32:12,427 --> 00:32:13,636
You know, I was at that school for a year
822
00:32:13,636 --> 00:32:15,568
before you guys talked to me.
823
00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:18,736
Then came a little movie called
Sixteen frickin' Candles.
824
00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:21,250
The second I saw it, I knew
what was coming the next day.
825
00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:25,553
200 kids begging me to say,
"Ooooh, sexy grilfriend.
826
00:32:25,553 --> 00:32:27,516
"What's happenin', hot stuff?
827
00:32:27,516 --> 00:32:29,065
(imitating foreign language)
828
00:32:29,065 --> 00:32:30,607
(all laughing)
829
00:32:30,607 --> 00:32:35,016
(imitating foreign language)
830
00:32:35,016 --> 00:32:36,592
"Get in that foxhole, gook!
831
00:32:36,592 --> 00:32:37,625
(imitates shotgun cocking)
832
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:38,958
"Mao, Mao, Mao!"
833
00:32:40,034 --> 00:32:40,867
No!
834
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:45,279
You frickin' round eyes
ate it up for 10 years.
835
00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:46,301
- Round eye?
836
00:32:46,301 --> 00:32:47,584
I'm Mexican, ese.
837
00:32:47,584 --> 00:32:49,469
These are bean shape.
838
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,282
- 10 years of taking advantage
of my accent because,
839
00:32:52,282 --> 00:32:56,865
"Indy, I ruv you" and "robster
craws" is so damn funny.
840
00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:00,331
Not anymore.
841
00:33:00,331 --> 00:33:04,520
Thanks to thousands in speech
therapy, I talk like this.
842
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,776
I act like this.
843
00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:06,693
I blend in.
844
00:33:10,765 --> 00:33:13,328
- Do you have any extra 2111s?
845
00:33:13,328 --> 00:33:16,710
(gong crashing)
846
00:33:16,710 --> 00:33:17,983
- Hi, Yun.
847
00:33:17,983 --> 00:33:21,650
(speaking foreign language)
848
00:33:23,615 --> 00:33:24,698
- I'm Jewish.
849
00:33:27,455 --> 00:33:28,456
- Damn, Aki.
850
00:33:28,456 --> 00:33:29,537
You blendin' in real good.
851
00:33:29,537 --> 00:33:32,045
She didn't even know your ass was here.
852
00:33:32,045 --> 00:33:32,925
Uh, excuse me.
853
00:33:32,925 --> 00:33:33,758
Uh, Lucy Liu.
854
00:33:33,758 --> 00:33:34,984
(stammering)
855
00:33:34,984 --> 00:33:35,953
- Don't!
856
00:33:35,953 --> 00:33:36,786
- Relax.
857
00:33:36,786 --> 00:33:37,619
I got you, dog.
858
00:33:37,619 --> 00:33:38,683
Uh, excuse me, geisha.
859
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,917
Do you have any idea who it was you
860
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:41,964
just corresponded with here?
861
00:33:41,964 --> 00:33:43,225
- No.
862
00:33:43,225 --> 00:33:45,816
- Uh, what percentage in
chance does my friend,
863
00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:49,063
Aki, have of sleeping with you?
864
00:33:49,063 --> 00:33:49,896
- 0%.
865
00:33:51,593 --> 00:33:53,098
- One more question, please.
866
00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:56,515
What if he's a professional break-dancer?
867
00:33:58,644 --> 00:33:59,477
- 2%.
868
00:34:01,233 --> 00:34:04,104
- Mathematically that's an
infinity percent increase.
869
00:34:04,104 --> 00:34:04,998
- Yes!
870
00:34:04,998 --> 00:34:06,165
That's my Aki!
871
00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:08,272
Homeboys forever?
872
00:34:08,272 --> 00:34:09,282
- Uh-huh.
873
00:34:09,282 --> 00:34:10,303
- Homeboys forever.
874
00:34:10,303 --> 00:34:11,888
- Homeboys forever.
875
00:34:11,888 --> 00:34:12,767
- [Hector] Homeboys forever.
876
00:34:12,767 --> 00:34:13,600
- Yeah!
877
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,925
- [All] Funky Fresh Boyz!
878
00:34:14,925 --> 00:34:17,251
(all cheering)
879
00:34:17,251 --> 00:34:19,632
- If that's what you guys
are gonna call yourselves,
880
00:34:19,632 --> 00:34:22,831
it goes back down to 1%.
881
00:34:22,831 --> 00:34:23,947
- 1% is still good.
882
00:34:23,947 --> 00:34:24,805
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
883
00:34:24,805 --> 00:34:26,616
- Better than zero.
884
00:34:26,616 --> 00:34:29,023
- Fuck you, Mr. Ferguson!
885
00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:29,901
I'm kidding.
886
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,734
I still need this job.
887
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:34,949
- Oh!
888
00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:35,782
Geez.
889
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,430
- [Justin] What the heck, lady?
890
00:34:37,430 --> 00:34:38,263
- I'm sorry.
891
00:34:38,263 --> 00:34:39,667
I didn't--
- Crazy, wha--
892
00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:40,500
- Jen.
893
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,333
- Justin.
894
00:34:44,548 --> 00:34:45,990
- What are you doin' here?
895
00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:47,453
- What's all this?
896
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:48,286
- Oh.
897
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,413
We're getting the Boyz back
together for your contest.
898
00:34:50,413 --> 00:34:51,246
- Cool.
899
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,881
You ever think about updating a bit?
900
00:34:54,881 --> 00:34:56,982
These clothes are pretty old-school.
901
00:34:56,982 --> 00:34:59,118
- I only ever went to one school.
902
00:34:59,118 --> 00:35:01,368
- And those moves are wack.
903
00:35:02,776 --> 00:35:04,141
- What you talkin' about, Jen?
904
00:35:04,141 --> 00:35:05,318
If I went beat boy right here,
905
00:35:05,318 --> 00:35:07,501
I'd have a crowd around
me in two funky seconds.
906
00:35:07,501 --> 00:35:08,669
- 'Cause everyone would want
907
00:35:08,669 --> 00:35:10,918
to see a real-life time machine.
908
00:35:10,918 --> 00:35:11,918
- Is that a challenge?
909
00:35:11,918 --> 00:35:14,574
- No, it's really not a challenge.
910
00:35:14,574 --> 00:35:15,407
- Yo, DJ!
911
00:35:17,472 --> 00:35:18,853
- I'm DJ?
912
00:35:18,853 --> 00:35:20,941
- Give me a beat!
913
00:35:20,941 --> 00:35:22,512
- I have beet.
914
00:35:22,512 --> 00:35:24,014
- No, please don't.
915
00:35:24,014 --> 00:35:24,847
- Oh, oh.
916
00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:27,387
(speaking foreign language)
917
00:35:27,387 --> 00:35:30,575
(singing in foreign language)
918
00:35:30,575 --> 00:35:31,408
- God!
919
00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:36,094
- What's wrong with that?
920
00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:37,538
Persian classic, man!
921
00:35:37,538 --> 00:35:40,391
(old-school hip-hop music)
922
00:35:40,391 --> 00:35:41,224
- Yes.
923
00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:42,057
Okay.
924
00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:44,999
- Hey!
925
00:35:46,247 --> 00:35:47,580
That's my house!
926
00:35:49,528 --> 00:35:52,445
Hey, that shiny man stole my house!
927
00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:55,168
- [Justin] What the?
928
00:35:56,164 --> 00:35:58,328
- Hey, shiny man.
929
00:35:58,328 --> 00:35:59,431
You break-dance?
930
00:35:59,431 --> 00:36:00,264
- Yeah.
931
00:36:00,264 --> 00:36:03,432
- Back in the day, I was
the break-dance bomb.
932
00:36:03,432 --> 00:36:06,849
They used to call me Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Carl.
933
00:36:10,058 --> 00:36:11,345
DJ!
934
00:36:11,345 --> 00:36:12,179
- I'm not DJ.
935
00:36:12,179 --> 00:36:14,442
(speaking foreign language)
936
00:36:14,442 --> 00:36:15,765
♪ I said a hip hop ♪
937
00:36:15,765 --> 00:36:16,770
♪ Hippie to the hippie ♪
938
00:36:16,770 --> 00:36:19,315
♪ The hip, hip a hop, and you
don't stop, a rock it out ♪
939
00:36:19,315 --> 00:36:20,884
♪ Bubba to the bang bang
boogie, boobie to the boogie ♪
940
00:36:20,884 --> 00:36:22,430
♪ To the rhythm of the boogie the beat ♪
941
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,438
(grunting)
942
00:36:23,438 --> 00:36:25,962
♪ Now, what you hear is not a
test I'm rappin' to the beat ♪
943
00:36:25,962 --> 00:36:27,428
(farts)
944
00:36:27,428 --> 00:36:29,470
♪ And me, the groove, and my friends ♪
945
00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:31,569
♪ Are gonna try to move your feet ♪
946
00:36:31,569 --> 00:36:32,819
- Oh, I feel...
947
00:36:40,968 --> 00:36:42,844
(light orchestral music)
948
00:36:42,844 --> 00:36:44,107
- Yo, Hammer pants.
949
00:36:44,107 --> 00:36:46,119
What brought that on?
950
00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:48,344
- There just comes a time
when we heed a certain call
951
00:36:48,344 --> 00:36:50,462
when the world must come together as one.
952
00:36:50,462 --> 00:36:52,772
(chuckles)
953
00:36:52,772 --> 00:36:53,605
- Wow.
954
00:36:56,728 --> 00:36:57,811
I missed you.
955
00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:03,583
I should get going.
956
00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:04,416
- Yeah.
957
00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:05,571
Me too.
958
00:37:05,571 --> 00:37:06,404
Okay?
959
00:37:07,451 --> 00:37:08,736
Thanks for the advice.
960
00:37:08,736 --> 00:37:09,788
- [Jen] You know.
961
00:37:09,788 --> 00:37:10,621
Anytime.
962
00:37:10,621 --> 00:37:11,454
I'll call you.
963
00:37:11,454 --> 00:37:12,803
- Yeah.
964
00:37:12,803 --> 00:37:13,806
Okay, guys.
965
00:37:13,806 --> 00:37:15,209
We're gonna need to update our style
966
00:37:15,209 --> 00:37:16,403
since the last time we performed.
967
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,798
- We need to start by updating
968
00:37:17,798 --> 00:37:19,752
these freakin' parachute pants!
969
00:37:19,752 --> 00:37:24,169
(grunting)
(panting)
970
00:37:25,015 --> 00:37:27,199
Ain't nobody wearin'
parachute pants no more.
971
00:37:27,199 --> 00:37:28,959
- Parachute pants are timeless.
972
00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:29,931
(all groan)
973
00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:30,764
Fine.
974
00:37:30,764 --> 00:37:33,228
Let's just go through the
old AppleJack 2012 routine.
975
00:37:33,228 --> 00:37:34,432
- Uh, no.
976
00:37:34,432 --> 00:37:35,265
- Yeah.
977
00:37:36,623 --> 00:37:37,548
('80s dance music)
978
00:37:37,548 --> 00:37:38,762
- Come on, man.
979
00:37:38,762 --> 00:37:39,801
- Ready?
980
00:37:39,801 --> 00:37:41,801
Five, six, seven, eight.
981
00:37:44,405 --> 00:37:46,100
(groans)
982
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:46,933
- Oh, man!
983
00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:47,934
What the hell are you doin'?
984
00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:48,898
Which way you gonna go?
985
00:37:48,898 --> 00:37:49,765
- Man, you're f-in' me up.
986
00:37:49,765 --> 00:37:51,188
I'm supposed to go left.
987
00:37:51,188 --> 00:37:52,021
- Half of you did go left.
988
00:37:52,021 --> 00:37:53,609
But the other half went right.
989
00:37:53,609 --> 00:37:54,754
How many halves you got?
990
00:37:54,754 --> 00:37:56,013
- Guys, come on.
991
00:37:56,013 --> 00:37:59,745
Let, let's just start with
something a little simpler, okay?
992
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,643
Let's just start with the robot.
993
00:38:01,643 --> 00:38:03,120
Okay?
994
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:03,953
All right.
995
00:38:03,953 --> 00:38:04,786
Remember, guys.
996
00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:05,619
You're like a mannequin.
997
00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:06,452
Okay?
998
00:38:14,871 --> 00:38:15,704
- Whoa, whoa.
999
00:38:15,704 --> 00:38:16,537
Wait, wait, wait.
1000
00:38:16,537 --> 00:38:17,370
Wait, wait, wait.
1001
00:38:17,370 --> 00:38:18,203
Aki, what the hell are you doin'?
1002
00:38:18,203 --> 00:38:19,036
Come on, man.
1003
00:38:19,036 --> 00:38:20,527
The robot's supposed to be your thing.
1004
00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:24,573
You look like C-3PO with
R2-D2 stuck up his ass.
1005
00:38:24,573 --> 00:38:25,406
(phone rings)
1006
00:38:25,406 --> 00:38:26,239
- Shut up!
1007
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,072
They don't do this anymore.
1008
00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:28,481
- Guys, this is serious.
1009
00:38:28,481 --> 00:38:30,435
We need to win this contest.
1010
00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:32,832
And we can't let anything
stand in our way.
1011
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:33,665
- Hey.
1012
00:38:33,665 --> 00:38:34,604
Who wants cookies?
1013
00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:35,840
- Mom!
1014
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,577
You're ruining everything.
1015
00:38:37,577 --> 00:38:40,309
- Justin Allen, what could
I possibly be ruining?
1016
00:38:40,309 --> 00:38:42,018
Oh, oh.
- How many you need?
1017
00:38:42,018 --> 00:38:44,435
- You have a girl on the phone for you.
1018
00:38:44,435 --> 00:38:46,331
(all laughing)
1019
00:38:46,331 --> 00:38:47,164
- Shut up!
1020
00:38:48,164 --> 00:38:48,997
Shut up!
1021
00:38:52,314 --> 00:38:53,147
Hello.
1022
00:38:53,147 --> 00:38:53,998
- [Jen] Justin.
1023
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:54,867
- Hi, Jen.
1024
00:38:54,867 --> 00:38:57,001
- [Jen] Do you have VH1 on?
1025
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:57,918
- Uh, yeah.
1026
00:38:59,186 --> 00:39:00,247
No.
1027
00:39:00,247 --> 00:39:01,254
Oh.
1028
00:39:01,254 --> 00:39:02,337
Turn it down!
1029
00:39:03,990 --> 00:39:04,823
Hi.
1030
00:39:04,823 --> 00:39:05,919
- You are so lucky you missed out
1031
00:39:05,919 --> 00:39:07,561
when that song was popular.
1032
00:39:07,561 --> 00:39:11,284
That and "Whoomp! (There It Is)".
1033
00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:14,251
Listen, Kip's throwing this
big party for the show.
1034
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,914
You should come.
1035
00:39:15,914 --> 00:39:17,262
It's a pretty fun club.
1036
00:39:17,262 --> 00:39:18,929
- I was in D&D Club.
1037
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:21,993
Oh, it's not that kind of club?
1038
00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,493
(dance music)
1039
00:39:26,285 --> 00:39:28,621
♪ Say what ♪
1040
00:39:28,621 --> 00:39:30,591
♪ We gonna bust 'em ♪
1041
00:39:30,591 --> 00:39:33,593
♪ Say it ♪
1042
00:39:33,593 --> 00:39:35,110
♪ We gonna bust 'em ♪
1043
00:39:35,110 --> 00:39:36,629
♪ It was a club night ♪
1044
00:39:36,629 --> 00:39:37,712
♪ Quarter to 10 ♪
1045
00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:39,269
♪ I'm in the car ♪
1046
00:39:39,269 --> 00:39:40,102
- Justin!
1047
00:39:41,152 --> 00:39:42,902
I'm so glad you came.
1048
00:39:44,222 --> 00:39:45,467
How do you like this place?
1049
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:47,629
♪ Got me feelin' like a jerk again ♪
1050
00:39:47,629 --> 00:39:50,345
♪ I never met a man with one again ♪
1051
00:39:50,345 --> 00:39:51,178
- Don't worry.
1052
00:39:51,178 --> 00:39:52,276
I learned about this in school.
1053
00:39:52,276 --> 00:39:54,515
♪ Back of the line ♪
1054
00:39:54,515 --> 00:39:55,348
- Justin?
1055
00:39:55,348 --> 00:39:57,492
(grunting)
1056
00:39:57,492 --> 00:39:58,513
- You're having a seizure.
1057
00:39:58,513 --> 00:39:59,577
Don't swallow your tongue.
1058
00:39:59,577 --> 00:40:00,410
- [Jen] Justin!
1059
00:40:00,410 --> 00:40:01,243
- Don't swallow it.
1060
00:40:01,243 --> 00:40:02,457
- [Jen] Justin, get up off the man.
1061
00:40:02,457 --> 00:40:04,074
He's krumping.
1062
00:40:04,074 --> 00:40:05,204
- Get out of here!
1063
00:40:05,204 --> 00:40:07,449
Get a real wallet!
1064
00:40:07,449 --> 00:40:08,282
- Waterproof.
1065
00:40:08,282 --> 00:40:09,115
Jealous?
1066
00:40:11,264 --> 00:40:12,113
(laughing)
1067
00:40:12,113 --> 00:40:12,946
- Hey.
1068
00:40:12,946 --> 00:40:14,406
The crapper's right around the corner.
1069
00:40:14,406 --> 00:40:15,239
Yeah.
1070
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:16,072
You can't miss it.
1071
00:40:16,072 --> 00:40:16,905
It says "W"--
- Hey, Kip, look who I found.
1072
00:40:16,905 --> 00:40:17,738
- What?
1073
00:40:17,738 --> 00:40:18,799
Hey!
1074
00:40:18,799 --> 00:40:19,716
Senor Coma.
1075
00:40:20,632 --> 00:40:22,859
Say, isn't it past your bedtime?
1076
00:40:22,859 --> 00:40:23,692
- No.
1077
00:40:23,692 --> 00:40:25,729
Mom said I could stay out till midnight.
1078
00:40:25,729 --> 00:40:26,863
- Whoa!
1079
00:40:26,863 --> 00:40:27,878
Holy smokes, Jen.
1080
00:40:27,878 --> 00:40:28,711
Midnight, huh?
1081
00:40:28,711 --> 00:40:29,617
- [Justin] Yeah.
1082
00:40:29,617 --> 00:40:31,963
- Is your mom gonna be waiting
for you in the station wagon?
1083
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:32,796
- No.
1084
00:40:32,796 --> 00:40:33,629
I rode my bike.
1085
00:40:33,629 --> 00:40:34,462
- He's got a bike.
1086
00:40:34,462 --> 00:40:35,295
That's pretty cool.
1087
00:40:35,295 --> 00:40:36,297
I had a bike.
1088
00:40:36,297 --> 00:40:37,982
Do you have, uh, the, uh,
streamers on the handlebars?
1089
00:40:37,982 --> 00:40:39,784
Or how about the baseball
cards in the spokes?
1090
00:40:39,784 --> 00:40:40,617
Remember those?
1091
00:40:40,617 --> 00:40:42,248
(thumping)
1092
00:40:42,248 --> 00:40:43,838
- Kip, stop it.
1093
00:40:43,838 --> 00:40:45,039
- I had a bike, Jen.
1094
00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:46,280
I was just kidding with him.
1095
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,113
- I got mags.
1096
00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:48,572
- You're a fag.
1097
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:49,579
- Hey, Andrew McCarthy.
1098
00:40:49,579 --> 00:40:50,488
Jen, I'll be right back.
1099
00:40:50,488 --> 00:40:51,321
Hey.
1100
00:40:51,321 --> 00:40:54,817
Why don't you go to the
bar and get us a drink.
1101
00:40:54,817 --> 00:40:57,203
- Well, do they have fruit punch?
1102
00:40:57,203 --> 00:40:58,936
- The fruitiest.
1103
00:40:58,936 --> 00:40:59,769
(imitates slurp)
1104
00:40:59,769 --> 00:41:01,276
Delicious.
1105
00:41:01,276 --> 00:41:02,109
- Sounds good.
1106
00:41:02,109 --> 00:41:03,109
- Delicious.
1107
00:41:04,502 --> 00:41:06,919
- Here's lookin' at you, kid.
1108
00:41:09,793 --> 00:41:11,126
- You're a jerk.
1109
00:41:12,373 --> 00:41:13,206
- Hey.
1110
00:41:17,388 --> 00:41:18,728
- Frontsies.
1111
00:41:18,728 --> 00:41:20,311
- Get away from me.
1112
00:41:23,634 --> 00:41:24,634
- Frontsies.
1113
00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:27,578
- No.
1114
00:41:28,682 --> 00:41:29,515
Backsies.
1115
00:41:30,378 --> 00:41:32,012
♪ So I'm here sitting here strummin' ♪
1116
00:41:32,012 --> 00:41:33,016
♪ With the thing hanging ♪
1117
00:41:33,016 --> 00:41:33,849
♪ With a hot hot drop ♪
1118
00:41:33,849 --> 00:41:35,003
♪ Got the A&R lips ♪
1119
00:41:35,003 --> 00:41:36,992
♪ Typically the ride from the day before ♪
1120
00:41:36,992 --> 00:41:37,894
♪ Sittin' beautifully ♪
1121
00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:39,528
♪ But I let the booty done blind me ♪
1122
00:41:39,528 --> 00:41:41,600
♪ You know the mad songs all the time ♪
1123
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,937
♪ Hot rod ♪
1124
00:41:42,937 --> 00:41:44,434
- You havin' some fun yet?
1125
00:41:44,434 --> 00:41:45,983
- This place is okay.
1126
00:41:45,983 --> 00:41:47,461
There's nothin' to do.
1127
00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:48,572
- [Kip] Shut up.
1128
00:41:48,572 --> 00:41:49,671
All right, look around you.
1129
00:41:49,671 --> 00:41:51,720
This place is freakin' amazing.
1130
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,535
- I'm gonna have a birthday
party at Chim E. Changa's.
1131
00:41:53,535 --> 00:41:55,892
That place is awesome.
1132
00:41:55,892 --> 00:41:57,113
- You wanna have fun?
1133
00:41:57,113 --> 00:41:58,751
Learn to dance like the brother.
1134
00:41:58,751 --> 00:41:59,879
I can help you out.
1135
00:41:59,879 --> 00:42:00,712
Here.
1136
00:42:00,712 --> 00:42:02,362
Taste some of this.
1137
00:42:02,362 --> 00:42:04,279
Gives you wings, buddy.
1138
00:42:07,790 --> 00:42:08,956
- Whoa.
1139
00:42:08,956 --> 00:42:10,873
It tastes like a laser.
1140
00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:12,569
Mmm.
1141
00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:18,647
(electronic dance music)
1142
00:42:25,121 --> 00:42:26,773
- Justin.
1143
00:42:26,773 --> 00:42:27,606
Justin.
1144
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,681
Justin.
1145
00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:31,937
Come on, baby.
1146
00:42:31,937 --> 00:42:33,551
Justin.
1147
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,878
- Emmanuel Lewis?
1148
00:42:34,878 --> 00:42:37,389
What are you doin' here?
1149
00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:39,285
- Mackin' hos.
1150
00:42:39,285 --> 00:42:41,047
- You mack hos?
1151
00:42:41,047 --> 00:42:44,794
- I mack hos five nights a week, trick.
1152
00:42:44,794 --> 00:42:48,285
You ain't never seen
none of my home videos?
1153
00:42:48,285 --> 00:42:49,549
Dang.
1154
00:42:49,549 --> 00:42:50,479
Whoo!
1155
00:42:50,479 --> 00:42:52,812
(laughing)
1156
00:42:54,068 --> 00:42:55,318
- [Jen] Justin.
1157
00:42:57,087 --> 00:42:57,920
- Jen.
1158
00:43:00,221 --> 00:43:01,745
- Justin, should I call you a cab?
1159
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:02,829
- Don't call me a cab.
1160
00:43:02,829 --> 00:43:03,912
You're a cab.
1161
00:43:05,309 --> 00:43:08,795
- I missed you so much, my
little angel hair pasta.
1162
00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:10,049
Yes, I'm a jerk.
1163
00:43:10,049 --> 00:43:11,549
I'm a, I'm a jerk.
1164
00:43:17,882 --> 00:43:19,799
Justin, we're gonna go.
1165
00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:21,996
You suck.
1166
00:43:24,117 --> 00:43:25,617
- I gotta go home.
1167
00:43:26,999 --> 00:43:29,416
(vocalizing)
1168
00:43:31,002 --> 00:43:31,962
(knocking on door)
1169
00:43:31,962 --> 00:43:33,721
Somebody's in here.
1170
00:43:33,721 --> 00:43:34,651
- Okay.
1171
00:43:34,651 --> 00:43:35,511
Okay!
1172
00:43:35,511 --> 00:43:37,364
All right then.
1173
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:39,636
- Justin, your father and I are not happy
1174
00:43:39,636 --> 00:43:42,135
with the way you have been acting.
1175
00:43:42,135 --> 00:43:43,518
Coming in at all hours.
1176
00:43:43,518 --> 00:43:45,635
And you cannot sit still
for longer than two seconds.
1177
00:43:45,635 --> 00:43:48,983
It's like you're a 12-year-old
stuck in a 30-year-old body.
1178
00:43:48,983 --> 00:43:49,816
- Yeah.
1179
00:43:49,816 --> 00:43:53,459
And you have seriously f'ed up my TiVo.
1180
00:43:53,459 --> 00:43:55,393
- We know you have started
break-dancing again.
1181
00:43:55,393 --> 00:43:57,767
And, frankly, we have
enough money problems
1182
00:43:57,767 --> 00:43:59,759
without worrying about you
cracking your head open
1183
00:43:59,759 --> 00:44:01,532
doing that head spin thing.
1184
00:44:01,532 --> 00:44:02,898
- I'm not doing head spins.
1185
00:44:02,898 --> 00:44:04,308
And, and I can help with the money.
1186
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,770
I just need more time.
1187
00:44:05,770 --> 00:44:07,329
- Is time gonna buy me a new TiVo?
1188
00:44:07,329 --> 00:44:08,612
- Oh, my God!
1189
00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:11,421
Will you shut up about the TiVo!
1190
00:44:11,421 --> 00:44:12,833
Jesus Christ!
1191
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:13,666
- It's broken!
1192
00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:14,981
- Okay, honey.
1193
00:44:14,981 --> 00:44:18,046
We went and we had a
little talk with Dr. Fry.
1194
00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:20,957
And he, um, he gave us some medicine
1195
00:44:20,957 --> 00:44:22,861
to maybe help you settle down.
1196
00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:24,861
And it's called Ritalin.
1197
00:44:27,018 --> 00:44:28,678
- Oh, God, no.
1198
00:44:28,678 --> 00:44:29,511
Skin.
1199
00:44:29,511 --> 00:44:31,672
- You'd rather me take
drugs than be funky fresh?
1200
00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:33,491
What is wrong with you people?
1201
00:44:33,491 --> 00:44:35,158
Just leave me alone!
1202
00:44:37,682 --> 00:44:39,849
(sobbing)
1203
00:44:42,159 --> 00:44:44,376
- I think I'm gonna
take a couple of these.
1204
00:44:44,376 --> 00:44:46,363
- Knock yourself out.
1205
00:44:46,363 --> 00:44:48,170
- I know what the next big fad is.
1206
00:44:48,170 --> 00:44:49,895
You remember the Rubik's Cube?
1207
00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:51,355
- [Both] Yes.
1208
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,656
- You remember it, right?
1209
00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:53,555
- [Both] Yes.
1210
00:44:53,555 --> 00:44:54,388
- Okay.
1211
00:44:54,388 --> 00:44:56,316
I came up with my own Rubik's Cube.
1212
00:44:56,316 --> 00:44:58,280
Except I put in a little culture.
1213
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,363
Check it out.
1214
00:45:02,824 --> 00:45:05,657
Now presenting, the Jewbik's Cube!
1215
00:45:06,763 --> 00:45:09,468
(Klezmer music)
1216
00:45:09,468 --> 00:45:12,718
I'll sell a million of these in Israel.
1217
00:45:14,632 --> 00:45:18,382
- Jewish star, a money
sign, a menorah and a,
1218
00:45:19,728 --> 00:45:23,228
dude, you put a dick on the Jewbik's Cube?
1219
00:45:24,486 --> 00:45:26,736
(laughing)
1220
00:45:29,031 --> 00:45:29,864
- [Darnell] Give me that.
1221
00:45:29,864 --> 00:45:30,807
- You loser.
1222
00:45:30,807 --> 00:45:33,304
- It's a circumcised penis.
1223
00:45:33,304 --> 00:45:37,471
The only other real Jewish
thing I could think of.
1224
00:45:39,569 --> 00:45:41,145
Hey, Justin.
1225
00:45:41,145 --> 00:45:44,218
So what are we working on today?
1226
00:45:44,218 --> 00:45:45,885
- Aki, do the robot.
1227
00:45:47,105 --> 00:45:48,438
How you used to.
1228
00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:56,554
(squeaking)
1229
00:45:59,637 --> 00:46:00,470
Stop.
1230
00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:02,636
Stop.
1231
00:46:04,069 --> 00:46:04,902
Stop!
1232
00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:10,320
Aki, it's time to say domo arigato
1233
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,737
and find your inner Roboto.
1234
00:46:12,737 --> 00:46:13,868
Domo.
1235
00:46:13,868 --> 00:46:14,701
- Domo.
1236
00:46:14,701 --> 00:46:15,950
- Domo.
- Domo.
1237
00:46:15,950 --> 00:46:17,389
- But I can't show you the way.
1238
00:46:17,389 --> 00:46:20,306
(triumphant music)
1239
00:46:21,693 --> 00:46:22,622
But he can.
1240
00:46:22,622 --> 00:46:26,289
(low electronic twittering)
1241
00:46:28,656 --> 00:46:30,277
- Justin, this is ridiculous.
1242
00:46:30,277 --> 00:46:32,516
- Shoot, we ain't losin' a
hundred grand because of you.
1243
00:46:32,516 --> 00:46:34,352
Just do the damn thing.
1244
00:46:34,352 --> 00:46:35,358
Before I punch you in the head
1245
00:46:35,358 --> 00:46:37,941
like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot.
1246
00:46:40,810 --> 00:46:43,143
(squeaking)
1247
00:46:45,661 --> 00:46:47,574
What in the hell is that?
1248
00:46:47,574 --> 00:46:48,422
(squeaking)
1249
00:46:48,422 --> 00:46:49,255
- This is robo-retarded.
1250
00:46:49,255 --> 00:46:50,412
I can't do it.
1251
00:46:50,412 --> 00:46:51,245
(sighing)
1252
00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:53,159
- Listen, guys.
1253
00:46:53,159 --> 00:46:55,009
We may have gotten old
1254
00:46:55,009 --> 00:46:57,092
or forgotten what we love
1255
00:46:58,011 --> 00:46:59,928
or even been in a coma.
1256
00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,880
But starting today, right now,
1257
00:47:04,946 --> 00:47:06,863
we remember who we are.
1258
00:47:08,007 --> 00:47:10,924
'Cause we are the Funky Fresh Boyz.
1259
00:47:13,065 --> 00:47:15,264
('80s dance music)
1260
00:47:15,264 --> 00:47:18,109
(knocking on door)
1261
00:47:18,109 --> 00:47:20,276
(snoring)
1262
00:47:30,311 --> 00:47:32,561
(whirring)
1263
00:47:51,863 --> 00:47:55,460
♪ We are indestructible ♪
1264
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:59,137
♪ Baby baby, give discreet ♪
1265
00:47:59,137 --> 00:48:02,606
♪ I think it's unbelievable ♪
1266
00:48:02,606 --> 00:48:06,824
♪ How you give into the hands of fate ♪
1267
00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:10,590
♪ Some things are worth fighting for ♪
1268
00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:14,293
♪ Some feelings never die ♪
1269
00:48:14,293 --> 00:48:18,008
♪ I'm not asking for another chance ♪
1270
00:48:18,008 --> 00:48:22,993
♪ I just wanna know why ♪
(snoring)
1271
00:48:22,993 --> 00:48:26,428
♪ There's no easy way out ♪
1272
00:48:26,428 --> 00:48:30,179
♪ There's no shortcut, oh ♪
1273
00:48:30,179 --> 00:48:34,219
♪ There's no easy way out ♪
1274
00:48:34,219 --> 00:48:37,633
♪ Givin' in, givin' in, givin oh no ♪
1275
00:48:37,633 --> 00:48:39,510
♪ There's no easy way out ♪
1276
00:48:39,510 --> 00:48:40,864
♪ There's no easy way out ♪
1277
00:48:40,864 --> 00:48:43,024
- Jen, we're gonna be late.
1278
00:48:43,024 --> 00:48:45,394
♪ There's no shortcut, oh ♪
1279
00:48:45,394 --> 00:48:47,846
♪ There's no easy way out ♪
1280
00:48:47,846 --> 00:48:49,216
- This is not happening.
1281
00:48:49,216 --> 00:48:53,003
♪ No easy way out ♪
1282
00:48:53,003 --> 00:48:55,055
♪ No easy way out ♪
1283
00:48:55,055 --> 00:48:56,689
- All right.
1284
00:48:56,689 --> 00:48:59,657
I need you to tell me everything you know
1285
00:48:59,657 --> 00:49:02,402
about the female anatomy.
1286
00:49:02,402 --> 00:49:04,902
(funky music)
1287
00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:13,330
I think it's time I introduced
you to a little thing called
1288
00:49:13,330 --> 00:49:14,413
the Internet.
1289
00:49:15,331 --> 00:49:16,982
(bell ringing)
1290
00:49:16,982 --> 00:49:17,815
(whip cracking)
1291
00:49:17,815 --> 00:49:22,299
And that covers about, oh,
one-trillionth of everything.
1292
00:49:22,299 --> 00:49:23,690
Huh?
1293
00:49:23,690 --> 00:49:24,523
Huh?
1294
00:49:25,802 --> 00:49:26,635
Justin.
1295
00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:28,364
Justin.
1296
00:49:30,112 --> 00:49:33,255
- By the power of Grayskull.
1297
00:49:33,255 --> 00:49:36,088
Bodies aren't supposed to, midget.
1298
00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:38,042
Cheese Whiz.
1299
00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:42,571
That's not how you play Twister.
1300
00:49:42,571 --> 00:49:43,920
Ooh, I didn't see that one yet.
1301
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:44,753
Click it.
1302
00:49:44,753 --> 00:49:45,586
- No, no, no.
- Click it.
1303
00:49:45,586 --> 00:49:46,669
- No, no, no.
- Click, click.
1304
00:49:46,669 --> 00:49:47,502
- Calm down, nigga.
1305
00:49:47,502 --> 00:49:49,602
You just hit puberty.
1306
00:49:49,602 --> 00:49:50,562
Okay.
1307
00:49:50,562 --> 00:49:54,457
Now, what we need to do
is come up with a plan.
1308
00:49:54,457 --> 00:49:55,290
Okay?
1309
00:49:55,290 --> 00:49:57,502
'Cause if we ain't got a, damn.
1310
00:49:57,502 --> 00:49:59,914
She got a nice ass.
1311
00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:00,747
Click it.
1312
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:03,414
(hip-hop music)
1313
00:50:14,610 --> 00:50:17,443
- You guys are Cole's crew, right?
1314
00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:22,766
Which one of you is Cole?
1315
00:50:33,783 --> 00:50:34,958
You're Cole?
1316
00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:36,590
- You that dude from the contest?
1317
00:50:36,590 --> 00:50:39,369
- A contest I'd like to see you win.
1318
00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:40,709
- Don't worry.
1319
00:50:40,709 --> 00:50:42,792
- But I am worried, Cole.
1320
00:50:43,861 --> 00:50:46,996
I'm worried that four
fat, dumb dance 'tards
1321
00:50:46,996 --> 00:50:49,719
are gonna stir up a bunch
of goodwill and nostalgia
1322
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:54,719
and get their wack wrinkly
asses on my network for a year.
1323
00:50:54,741 --> 00:50:56,741
I can't let that happen.
1324
00:50:58,197 --> 00:51:01,323
That's where you four come in.
1325
00:51:01,323 --> 00:51:03,002
Now listen to me very carefully,
1326
00:51:03,002 --> 00:51:06,888
and I will make sure you get rich, famous,
1327
00:51:06,888 --> 00:51:09,217
and most important of all,
1328
00:51:09,217 --> 00:51:11,920
that you beat the Funky Fresh Boyz.
1329
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,429
- No problem.
1330
00:51:13,429 --> 00:51:16,238
Only we'll do more than just beat them.
1331
00:51:16,238 --> 00:51:19,321
We'll make sure that they get served.
1332
00:51:20,830 --> 00:51:23,403
(breath spray hissing)
1333
00:51:23,403 --> 00:51:24,501
- Yeah, I don't think that sounds
1334
00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:27,020
as manly as you think it does.
1335
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:28,485
- Yeah, huh.
1336
00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:30,235
- How old am I again?
1337
00:51:34,075 --> 00:51:35,615
- All right, let's take it from the top.
1338
00:51:35,615 --> 00:51:36,902
(light orchestral music)
1339
00:51:36,902 --> 00:51:40,305
(knocking on door)
1340
00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:42,638
Excuse me one second, girls.
1341
00:52:15,137 --> 00:52:18,054
(knocking on door)
1342
00:52:25,395 --> 00:52:26,645
- [Justin] Yes.
1343
00:52:27,525 --> 00:52:28,358
Yes.
1344
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,084
Uh-oh.
1345
00:52:33,473 --> 00:52:35,640
(sighing)
1346
00:52:40,446 --> 00:52:41,856
- Hi, Justin.
1347
00:52:41,856 --> 00:52:43,331
- Oh, hey.
1348
00:52:43,331 --> 00:52:44,533
Hi.
1349
00:52:44,533 --> 00:52:45,366
Yo.
1350
00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:48,706
Uh, I, do you work right here?
1351
00:52:49,631 --> 00:52:51,725
- I'd love to go to dinner with you.
1352
00:52:51,725 --> 00:52:55,241
But right now I have to
teach my dance class, okay?
1353
00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:57,180
(locker rattles)
1354
00:52:57,180 --> 00:52:58,288
And, Darnell--
1355
00:52:58,288 --> 00:53:00,325
- [Darnell] He's not in here.
1356
00:53:00,325 --> 00:53:02,274
- You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
1357
00:53:02,274 --> 00:53:03,506
- [Darnell] You look nice.
1358
00:53:03,506 --> 00:53:06,923
(light orchestral music)
1359
00:53:08,662 --> 00:53:09,993
- Darnell?
1360
00:53:09,993 --> 00:53:10,993
You're here?
1361
00:53:12,131 --> 00:53:14,434
♪ Come on ya'll let's break dance ♪
1362
00:53:14,434 --> 00:53:17,101
(hip-hop music)
1363
00:53:30,577 --> 00:53:34,327
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, enough ♪
1364
00:53:37,778 --> 00:53:39,861
- [Woman] I'm going home.
1365
00:53:47,319 --> 00:53:52,319
♪ Freeze ♪
1366
00:53:55,907 --> 00:54:00,903
♪ Spin on your back and
spin on your knees ♪
1367
00:54:00,903 --> 00:54:01,736
- Bye.
1368
00:54:01,736 --> 00:54:03,073
♪ Spin on your knees and then freeze ♪
1369
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,297
(phone beeping)
1370
00:54:04,297 --> 00:54:05,534
(giggles)
1371
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,080
- Yes!
1372
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,155
- You pretend to be Jen.
1373
00:54:09,155 --> 00:54:11,167
- I don't know why you're
making me be the girl.
1374
00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:13,801
- Because there's more
of you to love, Hector.
1375
00:54:13,801 --> 00:54:15,634
Now here, put this on.
1376
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,716
Justin, you just rang the doorbell.
1377
00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:22,430
(funky music)
1378
00:54:22,430 --> 00:54:23,680
Make your move.
1379
00:54:24,817 --> 00:54:26,235
- Hi, Justin.
1380
00:54:26,235 --> 00:54:27,068
- [Justin] Hi.
1381
00:54:27,068 --> 00:54:29,203
- Justin, how do I look?
1382
00:54:29,203 --> 00:54:30,036
- Uh--
1383
00:54:31,055 --> 00:54:33,331
- Justin, do I look nice?
1384
00:54:33,331 --> 00:54:36,331
Do you think that maybe I look nice?
1385
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:38,877
You gotta make me feel pretty.
1386
00:54:38,877 --> 00:54:40,523
You gotta make me feel like a woman.
1387
00:54:40,523 --> 00:54:42,795
You know what I'm
telling you, huh, Justin?
1388
00:54:42,795 --> 00:54:44,914
You think I'm stupid?
1389
00:54:44,914 --> 00:54:46,239
I ain't stupid.
1390
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:47,396
You don't tell me nothing.
1391
00:54:47,396 --> 00:54:49,137
You don't take me out.
1392
00:54:49,137 --> 00:54:50,358
You think I'm a whore?
1393
00:54:50,358 --> 00:54:51,335
I am no whore!
1394
00:54:51,335 --> 00:54:53,006
I--
- You like that?
1395
00:54:53,006 --> 00:54:54,427
Huh?
1396
00:54:54,427 --> 00:54:55,329
Do you?
1397
00:54:55,329 --> 00:54:56,458
What's my name?
1398
00:54:56,458 --> 00:54:57,291
Say my name.
1399
00:54:57,291 --> 00:54:58,124
Who's your father?
1400
00:54:58,124 --> 00:54:59,372
- De-de-de-de-de!
- Oh!
1401
00:54:59,372 --> 00:55:00,830
Oh, oh!
1402
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:01,775
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1403
00:55:01,775 --> 00:55:02,705
What are you doin'?
1404
00:55:02,705 --> 00:55:04,310
- That's what adults do on the Internet.
1405
00:55:04,310 --> 00:55:06,665
They get naked and ask each
other their names, right?
1406
00:55:06,665 --> 00:55:08,245
- Shave!
1407
00:55:08,245 --> 00:55:09,078
- Come on, man.
1408
00:55:09,078 --> 00:55:11,906
This is clearly not workin'.
1409
00:55:11,906 --> 00:55:15,326
Okay, what we need to do is,
we need to move to phase two.
1410
00:55:15,326 --> 00:55:17,650
(funky music)
1411
00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:20,233
♪ Oh, touch me ♪
1412
00:55:22,055 --> 00:55:22,888
- What?
1413
00:55:23,772 --> 00:55:25,344
It's muscle.
1414
00:55:25,344 --> 00:55:26,393
Just not toned.
1415
00:55:26,393 --> 00:55:27,726
(chuckles)
1416
00:55:27,726 --> 00:55:28,559
- Okay.
1417
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:29,392
All right.
1418
00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:30,225
(clears throat)
1419
00:55:30,225 --> 00:55:32,202
Now, Justin, here's what I need you to do.
1420
00:55:32,202 --> 00:55:34,086
You see that?
1421
00:55:34,086 --> 00:55:36,330
I need you to slowly,
1422
00:55:36,330 --> 00:55:37,182
(moans)
1423
00:55:37,182 --> 00:55:40,669
slowly make your move for the breasteses.
1424
00:55:40,669 --> 00:55:41,502
- You get it.
1425
00:55:41,502 --> 00:55:42,335
- Do it.
1426
00:55:42,335 --> 00:55:43,817
There you go, now come on.
1427
00:55:43,817 --> 00:55:44,886
That's it.
1428
00:55:44,886 --> 00:55:45,719
Yeah.
1429
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:46,552
Now go slow.
1430
00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:47,953
Slow.
- Slow, slow, slow, slow.
1431
00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,318
- [Darnell] You don't want to hurt her.
1432
00:55:49,318 --> 00:55:50,151
- Like this?
1433
00:55:50,151 --> 00:55:50,984
- [Both] No, no, no, no.
1434
00:55:50,984 --> 00:55:52,275
- Why you got the hand turned?
1435
00:55:52,275 --> 00:55:53,108
No, no.
1436
00:55:53,108 --> 00:55:53,941
Straight up like that.
1437
00:55:53,941 --> 00:55:55,269
Exert your manliness.
1438
00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:56,513
You just squeeze it.
1439
00:55:56,513 --> 00:55:58,055
- What are you showing him?
1440
00:55:58,055 --> 00:56:02,388
You have to play it like a
soft, little tiny violin.
1441
00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:05,545
(imitates violin tone)
1442
00:56:05,545 --> 00:56:06,378
- Ow!
1443
00:56:06,378 --> 00:56:07,211
Knock that off.
1444
00:56:07,211 --> 00:56:08,044
- Yeah!
1445
00:56:08,044 --> 00:56:08,882
You know, it's not a twist off.
1446
00:56:08,882 --> 00:56:10,403
You don't just twist the thing.
1447
00:56:10,403 --> 00:56:11,410
You knead it.
1448
00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:12,243
- Shut up!
1449
00:56:12,243 --> 00:56:13,397
It feels good like that for girls!
1450
00:56:13,397 --> 00:56:14,447
You don't know.
1451
00:56:14,447 --> 00:56:15,883
- I'm doin' the lesson here!
1452
00:56:15,883 --> 00:56:17,042
Yeah, now work it.
1453
00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:18,141
Now work it on your own.
1454
00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:18,974
Yeah, there you go.
1455
00:56:18,974 --> 00:56:19,807
Now knead.
1456
00:56:19,807 --> 00:56:21,042
Knead.
1457
00:56:21,042 --> 00:56:21,875
Lean in on her.
1458
00:56:21,875 --> 00:56:22,947
By now she should be likin' all that.
1459
00:56:22,947 --> 00:56:23,941
Lean in on her.
1460
00:56:23,941 --> 00:56:25,037
Lean in on her.
1461
00:56:25,037 --> 00:56:25,870
Get in on it.
1462
00:56:25,870 --> 00:56:26,703
Now blow on 'em.
1463
00:56:26,703 --> 00:56:27,536
Blow on 'em.
1464
00:56:27,536 --> 00:56:28,369
That's it.
1465
00:56:28,369 --> 00:56:29,202
Now, work it.
1466
00:56:29,202 --> 00:56:30,132
Work it, yeah, work it.
1467
00:56:30,132 --> 00:56:31,152
And lick your lips.
1468
00:56:31,152 --> 00:56:31,985
Yeah.
1469
00:56:31,985 --> 00:56:33,216
You're a monster.
1470
00:56:33,216 --> 00:56:34,049
That's it.
1471
00:56:34,049 --> 00:56:34,882
Come on now.
1472
00:56:34,882 --> 00:56:35,715
Make your move.
1473
00:56:35,715 --> 00:56:36,548
- Stop it!
1474
00:56:36,548 --> 00:56:37,381
Ow!
1475
00:56:37,381 --> 00:56:38,214
Dude, all right!
1476
00:56:38,214 --> 00:56:39,599
- Justin, move on in.
1477
00:56:39,599 --> 00:56:40,557
- Stop!
1478
00:56:40,557 --> 00:56:41,822
I'm a man!
1479
00:56:41,822 --> 00:56:43,912
I am a man, all right?
1480
00:56:43,912 --> 00:56:44,917
This is a man.
1481
00:56:44,917 --> 00:56:45,922
I'm not a woman.
1482
00:56:45,922 --> 00:56:47,079
- All right.
1483
00:56:47,079 --> 00:56:48,079
- I'm sorry.
1484
00:56:49,677 --> 00:56:50,782
- How was that?
1485
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:51,918
Did I pass?
1486
00:56:51,918 --> 00:56:54,466
- Oh, you're like a sexual machine animal.
1487
00:56:54,466 --> 00:56:55,583
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1488
00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:56,416
You were good.
1489
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,249
You were kneadin'.
1490
00:56:57,249 --> 00:56:58,117
I was feelin' it.
1491
00:56:58,117 --> 00:56:59,152
I was feelin' it.
1492
00:56:59,152 --> 00:56:59,985
Justin!
1493
00:56:59,985 --> 00:57:00,874
All right.
1494
00:57:00,874 --> 00:57:02,229
Okay, now go take a shower.
1495
00:57:02,229 --> 00:57:03,364
Take a shower now.
1496
00:57:03,364 --> 00:57:04,787
Take a shower.
1497
00:57:04,787 --> 00:57:06,332
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
1498
00:57:06,332 --> 00:57:07,165
- Damn.
1499
00:57:07,165 --> 00:57:09,499
He's never gonna get laid.
1500
00:57:09,499 --> 00:57:12,653
- He gonna die a virgin.
- Ever, die.
1501
00:57:12,653 --> 00:57:14,265
- My man just needs a little something
1502
00:57:14,265 --> 00:57:16,534
to get him through the night, you know?
1503
00:57:16,534 --> 00:57:18,659
Put him in the zone.
1504
00:57:18,659 --> 00:57:19,909
- If only there was
something really awesome
1505
00:57:19,909 --> 00:57:23,603
we could get for him to say or maybe wear.
1506
00:57:23,603 --> 00:57:24,891
- Or drive.
1507
00:57:24,891 --> 00:57:27,808
(triumphant music)
1508
00:57:30,966 --> 00:57:33,100
- So where are we goin'?
1509
00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:34,613
- My ride should be here any minute.
1510
00:57:34,613 --> 00:57:36,647
(vehicle approaching)
1511
00:57:36,647 --> 00:57:39,730
(upbeat synth music)
1512
00:57:55,494 --> 00:57:56,878
- [David] Justin.
1513
00:57:56,878 --> 00:57:58,545
Oh, you must be Jen.
1514
00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:01,790
- Uh, and you're--
1515
00:58:01,790 --> 00:58:03,114
- A young loner on a crusade
1516
00:58:03,114 --> 00:58:05,312
to champion the cause of the innocent,
1517
00:58:05,312 --> 00:58:07,359
the powerless, the helpless,
1518
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:10,679
in a world of criminals
who operate above the law.
1519
00:58:10,679 --> 00:58:12,012
- Whoa.
- Right.
1520
00:58:13,373 --> 00:58:16,040
- Well, you two, he's all yours.
1521
00:58:17,610 --> 00:58:20,466
(popping)
1522
00:58:20,466 --> 00:58:21,883
Justin, remember,
1523
00:58:22,856 --> 00:58:24,789
91 octane or above.
1524
00:58:24,789 --> 00:58:26,532
He's getting a little old.
1525
00:58:26,532 --> 00:58:28,447
(laughs)
1526
00:58:28,447 --> 00:58:31,614
Oh, and, Justin, like a little violin.
1527
00:58:33,213 --> 00:58:34,301
(exhales)
1528
00:58:34,301 --> 00:58:36,835
(motorcycle engine starts)
- Thanks, David Hasselhoff.
1529
00:58:36,835 --> 00:58:40,335
♪ I'm gonna liver forever ♪
1530
00:58:42,206 --> 00:58:45,623
(light orchestral music)
1531
00:58:48,090 --> 00:58:50,669
- Looks like they forgot my burger.
1532
00:58:50,669 --> 00:58:52,098
- Oh, that's too bad.
1533
00:58:52,098 --> 00:58:53,168
(chuckles)
1534
00:58:53,168 --> 00:58:54,418
Robble, robble.
1535
00:58:55,959 --> 00:58:56,792
- I'm sorry.
1536
00:58:56,792 --> 00:58:57,790
Can you say that again?
1537
00:58:57,790 --> 00:59:01,056
- I said, that's too bad
they forgot your hamburger.
1538
00:59:01,056 --> 00:59:02,852
Stinks, you know.
1539
00:59:02,852 --> 00:59:03,685
You must be hungry.
1540
00:59:03,685 --> 00:59:05,602
Robble, robble, robble.
1541
00:59:10,656 --> 00:59:11,489
Robble, robble, robble.
1542
00:59:11,489 --> 00:59:12,322
(gasps)
1543
00:59:12,322 --> 00:59:13,155
- Give it back!
1544
00:59:13,155 --> 00:59:13,988
That's mine.
1545
00:59:13,988 --> 00:59:16,785
- Hey, give me back my burg,
1546
00:59:16,785 --> 00:59:18,935
robble, robble, robble, robble.
1547
00:59:18,935 --> 00:59:20,064
Ro, Ro, Robble.
1548
00:59:20,064 --> 00:59:20,942
- Hey!
1549
00:59:20,942 --> 00:59:21,775
Gimme.
1550
00:59:23,332 --> 00:59:25,032
- Why are you marrying Kip?
1551
00:59:25,032 --> 00:59:26,560
(car engine starts)
1552
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:31,560
- [KITT] Excuse me while I go
look at that thing over there.
1553
00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:35,170
- He's a total homo, jerk-wad.
1554
00:59:37,196 --> 00:59:39,269
He doesn't care about what you want,
1555
00:59:39,269 --> 00:59:41,941
he's mean and he, he dresses like someone
1556
00:59:41,941 --> 00:59:44,608
Crockett and Tubbs should shoot.
1557
00:59:46,939 --> 00:59:48,522
- Kip's not so bad.
1558
00:59:49,690 --> 00:59:53,224
We lost touch for a while
and met up after college.
1559
00:59:53,224 --> 00:59:54,919
And, you know.
1560
00:59:54,919 --> 00:59:55,844
(sighs)
1561
00:59:55,844 --> 00:59:57,555
- I missed everything.
1562
00:59:57,555 --> 00:59:59,004
- [Jen] Don't say that.
1563
00:59:59,004 --> 01:00:00,022
- It's true.
1564
01:00:00,022 --> 01:00:03,217
"Gremlins 2", "Ghostbusters II".
1565
01:00:03,217 --> 01:00:05,966
I just found out they
made jeans washed in acid,
1566
01:00:05,966 --> 01:00:08,037
which is awesome.
1567
01:00:08,037 --> 01:00:10,482
But I missed that too.
1568
01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:11,482
Stupid coma.
1569
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,022
- It's not all bad.
1570
01:00:15,022 --> 01:00:17,493
You missed out on pimples,
1571
01:00:17,493 --> 01:00:20,076
hair-metal power ballads, prom.
1572
01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:22,185
Bleh.
1573
01:00:23,021 --> 01:00:24,490
- No, I bet prom was nice.
1574
01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:25,960
- No.
1575
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:30,960
They make it sound all nice
with rainbows and unicorns.
1576
01:00:31,317 --> 01:00:33,449
They forget to tell you
you're gonna get your period
1577
01:00:33,449 --> 01:00:35,116
in your white dress.
1578
01:00:36,416 --> 01:00:40,181
- I wish I could have
taken you to the prom.
1579
01:00:40,181 --> 01:00:41,560
I would have bought you
one of those flower things
1580
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,977
for your wrist that matched
the color of your period.
1581
01:00:47,486 --> 01:00:49,041
And then the DJ would
have played El DeBarge,
1582
01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:50,252
and we could have slow danced.
1583
01:00:50,252 --> 01:00:51,433
(engine starts)
1584
01:00:51,433 --> 01:00:55,433
("All This Love" by El Debarge)
1585
01:00:58,865 --> 01:01:00,147
- Sounds like here's your chance.
1586
01:01:00,147 --> 01:01:04,459
♪ But you found the answer ♪
1587
01:01:04,459 --> 01:01:07,139
♪ Told me to take this chance ♪
1588
01:01:07,139 --> 01:01:10,738
- You know, now that you're
taller than the girls,
1589
01:01:10,738 --> 01:01:12,321
your hands go here.
1590
01:01:13,199 --> 01:01:14,764
(engine revs)
1591
01:01:14,764 --> 01:01:19,704
♪ And all that it has to offer ♪
1592
01:01:19,704 --> 01:01:24,704
♪ In time you will see that
love won't let you down ♪
1593
01:01:29,764 --> 01:01:34,764
♪ You said that you loved me ♪
1594
01:01:34,842 --> 01:01:39,842
♪ Said hurt only came to pass me ♪
1595
01:01:40,028 --> 01:01:45,028
♪ It sounded so convincing
that I gave it half a chance ♪
1596
01:01:49,984 --> 01:01:52,398
- Justin, we can't.
1597
01:01:52,398 --> 01:01:54,001
- Wait.
1598
01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:55,728
I almost forgot.
1599
01:01:55,728 --> 01:02:00,665
♪ And there's so much love inside ♪
1600
01:02:00,665 --> 01:02:02,821
♪ And all that I have ♪
1601
01:02:02,821 --> 01:02:06,071
♪ I give my all to you ♪
1602
01:02:07,187 --> 01:02:09,665
- I can't believe you kept this.
1603
01:02:09,665 --> 01:02:11,337
- I was in a coma.
1604
01:02:11,337 --> 01:02:13,542
Made it kinda hard to throw out.
1605
01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:14,986
(chuckles)
1606
01:02:14,986 --> 01:02:17,085
But I would have never thrown this out.
1607
01:02:17,085 --> 01:02:18,069
This is the most important toy
1608
01:02:18,069 --> 01:02:19,834
I've ever owned in my whole life.
1609
01:02:19,834 --> 01:02:20,993
♪ My darling ♪
1610
01:02:20,993 --> 01:02:25,993
♪ And all this love is waiting for you ♪
1611
01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:29,918
♪ Oh I love you ♪
1612
01:02:29,918 --> 01:02:32,599
(funk music)
1613
01:02:32,599 --> 01:02:35,339
(moaning)
1614
01:02:35,339 --> 01:02:37,078
(moaning)
(groaning)
1615
01:02:37,078 --> 01:02:41,955
- [KITT] It's a good thing
David had my seats Scotchgarded.
1616
01:02:41,955 --> 01:02:44,434
Justin, could you please not--
1617
01:02:44,434 --> 01:02:46,979
♪ You got something I need to see ♪
1618
01:02:46,979 --> 01:02:49,325
♪ Oh, show me the honey ♪
1619
01:02:49,325 --> 01:02:51,632
♪ Girl, you know, you got what I need ♪
1620
01:02:51,632 --> 01:02:53,806
♪ Let me understand what tastes so sweet ♪
1621
01:02:53,806 --> 01:02:56,191
♪ The only girl hid back from me ♪
1622
01:02:56,191 --> 01:02:59,472
♪ Oh, show me the honey ♪
1623
01:02:59,472 --> 01:03:02,462
(grand orchestral music)
1624
01:03:02,462 --> 01:03:03,295
- Oh.
1625
01:03:04,592 --> 01:03:05,425
I'll never
1626
01:03:06,369 --> 01:03:08,545
play video games again.
1627
01:03:08,545 --> 01:03:10,795
(warbling)
1628
01:03:26,197 --> 01:03:28,898
(cellphone rings)
1629
01:03:28,898 --> 01:03:31,231
- Let me just shut that off.
1630
01:03:33,513 --> 01:03:34,346
Oh, my God.
1631
01:03:34,346 --> 01:03:35,179
It's Kip.
1632
01:03:36,299 --> 01:03:37,132
Oh, my God.
1633
01:03:37,132 --> 01:03:38,472
What am I doing?
1634
01:03:38,472 --> 01:03:39,305
Oh, my God.
1635
01:03:39,305 --> 01:03:40,138
I'm engaged.
1636
01:03:40,138 --> 01:03:40,971
What am I doing?
1637
01:03:40,971 --> 01:03:41,804
Seriously, what am I doing?
1638
01:03:41,804 --> 01:03:42,637
Oh, my God.
1639
01:03:42,637 --> 01:03:43,470
Oh, my God.
1640
01:03:43,470 --> 01:03:45,032
Justin, I'm so sorry.
1641
01:03:45,032 --> 01:03:47,387
Justin, I'm so sorry.
1642
01:03:47,387 --> 01:03:49,044
I'm sorry, Justin!
1643
01:03:49,044 --> 01:03:50,081
- Why are you sorry?
1644
01:03:50,081 --> 01:03:51,089
- [Jen] Kip!
1645
01:03:51,089 --> 01:03:53,231
- That was awesome.
1646
01:03:53,231 --> 01:03:54,787
(sighs)
1647
01:03:54,787 --> 01:03:55,838
- [Darnell] Justin.
1648
01:03:55,838 --> 01:03:56,921
Justin!
1649
01:03:56,921 --> 01:03:58,803
♪ I touched a booby ♪
1650
01:03:58,803 --> 01:04:00,660
♪ It was so fluffy ♪
1651
01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:02,512
♪ I made it jiggle ♪
1652
01:04:02,512 --> 01:04:03,602
♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh ♪
1653
01:04:03,602 --> 01:04:04,435
- Justin, Justin!
1654
01:04:04,435 --> 01:04:05,380
Relax.
1655
01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:06,213
Tell me now, what happened?
1656
01:04:06,213 --> 01:04:07,046
- Okay.
1657
01:04:07,046 --> 01:04:07,948
We kissed on the face.
1658
01:04:07,948 --> 01:04:09,664
And then she opened up her shirt.
1659
01:04:09,664 --> 01:04:12,755
And then she, she, I
touched her left booby.
1660
01:04:12,755 --> 01:04:15,721
And then she cried and ran away.
1661
01:04:15,721 --> 01:04:17,507
What base is that?
1662
01:04:17,507 --> 01:04:18,756
- Nigga, that ain't a base.
1663
01:04:18,756 --> 01:04:19,589
That's a crime.
1664
01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:21,034
(mariachi music)
1665
01:04:21,034 --> 01:04:22,366
Justin, you just can't--
1666
01:04:22,366 --> 01:04:23,199
- Party!
1667
01:04:29,838 --> 01:04:30,755
- Hey, Jen!
1668
01:04:31,876 --> 01:04:33,577
- Aki, Hector.
1669
01:04:33,577 --> 01:04:35,041
Great to see you guys.
1670
01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:36,350
- Wow.
1671
01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:41,350
You two are like a bad buddy
cop movie waiting to happen.
1672
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:45,703
What are you, Detective
Rice and Detective Beans?
1673
01:04:48,495 --> 01:04:52,874
- Could you guys give
this to Justin for me?
1674
01:04:52,874 --> 01:04:54,698
- We're not stayin'?
1675
01:04:54,698 --> 01:04:56,063
- Justin will be back in a second.
1676
01:04:56,063 --> 01:04:57,219
He just went to the bathroom.
1677
01:04:57,219 --> 01:04:58,052
- Yeah!
1678
01:05:00,012 --> 01:05:00,845
Oh, Jen!
1679
01:05:04,132 --> 01:05:05,715
Hey, Jen!
1680
01:05:05,715 --> 01:05:06,548
Hey, Jen!
1681
01:05:07,544 --> 01:05:08,789
Hey.
1682
01:05:08,789 --> 01:05:10,474
Isn't this place cool?
1683
01:05:10,474 --> 01:05:11,307
Hey.
1684
01:05:11,307 --> 01:05:14,057
Oh, I won this playing Skee-Ball.
1685
01:05:15,998 --> 01:05:16,878
- Garfield.
1686
01:05:16,878 --> 01:05:17,858
That's sweet.
1687
01:05:17,858 --> 01:05:18,992
- Yeah.
1688
01:05:18,992 --> 01:05:19,864
21 tickets.
1689
01:05:19,864 --> 01:05:21,305
No big whoop.
1690
01:05:21,305 --> 01:05:22,715
Let's play Whaca Taco.
1691
01:05:22,715 --> 01:05:23,548
Come on.
1692
01:05:25,223 --> 01:05:26,056
Oh, oh!
1693
01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:28,389
(muttering)
1694
01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:32,305
- Hey.
1695
01:05:32,305 --> 01:05:33,305
Number nine.
1696
01:05:35,826 --> 01:05:38,493
Is that number 10 for ya, fatty?
1697
01:05:44,217 --> 01:05:45,246
- Justin, we need to talk.
1698
01:05:45,246 --> 01:05:46,079
- Okay.
1699
01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:49,105
But you gotta talk and
whack at the same time.
1700
01:05:49,105 --> 01:05:52,168
(squeaking)
1701
01:05:52,168 --> 01:05:53,721
I wanted to buy you
something that you could wear
1702
01:05:53,721 --> 01:05:55,830
since we're both going steady.
1703
01:05:55,830 --> 01:05:57,652
But since I didn't get
my allowance this week--
1704
01:05:57,652 --> 01:05:59,522
- Justin, we're not going steady.
1705
01:05:59,522 --> 01:06:03,189
(dramatic orchestral music)
1706
01:06:06,988 --> 01:06:08,793
(sighs)
1707
01:06:08,793 --> 01:06:10,210
- But last night.
1708
01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:13,870
- Last night was a mistake.
1709
01:06:17,722 --> 01:06:18,805
I'm with Kip.
1710
01:06:21,047 --> 01:06:22,397
We're getting married.
1711
01:06:22,397 --> 01:06:26,275
We have stability, we're
talking about starting a family.
1712
01:06:26,275 --> 01:06:27,662
I can't just give up on that because
1713
01:06:27,662 --> 01:06:30,736
of what we had 20 years ago.
1714
01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:32,606
- I don't get it.
1715
01:06:32,606 --> 01:06:34,788
- I don't expect you to get it.
1716
01:06:34,788 --> 01:06:36,205
It's complicated.
1717
01:06:39,076 --> 01:06:41,076
You're still just a kid.
1718
01:06:49,678 --> 01:06:54,095
- May I see the Garfield
eraser for a second, please?
1719
01:07:11,726 --> 01:07:12,559
- Calm down.
1720
01:07:12,559 --> 01:07:13,392
Stop it!
1721
01:07:17,924 --> 01:07:19,891
Try not to hate me.
1722
01:07:19,891 --> 01:07:23,707
- I hate you more than
Garfield hates Mondays.
1723
01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:25,494
- I thought Garfield hated lasagna.
1724
01:07:25,494 --> 01:07:27,577
- Garfield loves lasagna!
1725
01:07:29,248 --> 01:07:32,688
I wish they would've
taken me off life support.
1726
01:07:32,688 --> 01:07:34,855
(mutters)
1727
01:07:46,069 --> 01:07:47,405
(rock music)
1728
01:07:47,405 --> 01:07:49,564
- [Darnell] Work it, Hector!
1729
01:07:49,564 --> 01:07:50,897
Work it, Hector!
1730
01:07:51,928 --> 01:07:52,761
- [Hector] Oh.
1731
01:07:52,761 --> 01:07:53,594
Yo, man!
1732
01:07:54,535 --> 01:07:55,368
- Oh, uh-oh.
1733
01:07:55,368 --> 01:07:56,438
What you got?
1734
01:07:56,438 --> 01:07:57,271
What you got, Justin?
1735
01:07:57,271 --> 01:07:58,104
(up-tempo dance music)
1736
01:07:58,104 --> 01:07:58,937
- [All] Go, Coma!
1737
01:07:58,937 --> 01:07:59,783
Go, Coma!
1738
01:07:59,783 --> 01:08:00,616
Go, Coma!
1739
01:08:00,616 --> 01:08:01,449
Go, Coma!
1740
01:08:01,449 --> 01:08:02,282
Go, Coma!
1741
01:08:02,282 --> 01:08:03,115
Go, Coma!
1742
01:08:04,032 --> 01:08:06,859
- You can dance in a video game,
1743
01:08:06,859 --> 01:08:09,195
but can you dance on the street?
1744
01:08:09,195 --> 01:08:10,028
- Ooh.
1745
01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:13,319
- I'm leaving.
1746
01:08:13,319 --> 01:08:15,548
- But you're gonna miss all the fun.
1747
01:08:15,548 --> 01:08:17,148
- [Justin] That sounds like a challenge.
1748
01:08:17,148 --> 01:08:19,096
- Oh, it's definitely a challenge, son.
1749
01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:22,679
You and me in the
parking lot, mano a mano.
1750
01:08:24,824 --> 01:08:26,074
- You had mono?
1751
01:08:27,252 --> 01:08:29,085
Well, I was in a coma.
1752
01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:32,929
- Justin, you don't have to do this.
1753
01:08:32,929 --> 01:08:34,571
- Oh, thanks for caring.
1754
01:08:34,571 --> 01:08:36,169
Not!
1755
01:08:36,169 --> 01:08:37,919
Get to steppin', Jen.
1756
01:08:40,844 --> 01:08:41,761
- Bye, Jen.
1757
01:08:43,251 --> 01:08:44,084
- Hmph!
1758
01:08:44,084 --> 01:08:47,501
(light electronic music)
1759
01:08:49,964 --> 01:08:53,797
(light electronic rock music)
1760
01:09:40,417 --> 01:09:41,535
(all chattering)
1761
01:09:41,535 --> 01:09:42,368
- What's up?
1762
01:09:42,368 --> 01:09:43,576
- Hey.
1763
01:09:43,576 --> 01:09:45,326
- Yeah, that's right.
1764
01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:57,917
- That's right, son.
1765
01:10:04,145 --> 01:10:06,395
(grunting)
1766
01:10:09,908 --> 01:10:10,741
- Hmph!
1767
01:10:16,821 --> 01:10:18,014
- Ah, no, no, no!
- De-de-de-de-de!
1768
01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:18,847
- That's good.
1769
01:10:18,847 --> 01:10:19,680
That's good.
1770
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,680
You're good.
1771
01:10:24,315 --> 01:10:25,398
- Watch this.
1772
01:10:30,202 --> 01:10:31,810
One song.
1773
01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:33,123
Crowd picks the winner.
1774
01:10:33,123 --> 01:10:34,771
A'ight?
1775
01:10:34,771 --> 01:10:37,623
(whistles)
1776
01:10:37,623 --> 01:10:39,571
- Say it, don't spray it.
1777
01:10:39,571 --> 01:10:41,904
(whistling)
1778
01:10:45,195 --> 01:10:46,028
- Yeah, man.
1779
01:10:46,028 --> 01:10:46,861
Yeah.
1780
01:10:46,861 --> 01:10:47,694
Justin!
1781
01:10:47,694 --> 01:10:48,997
- [Darnell] Yeah, what you got?
1782
01:10:48,997 --> 01:10:49,983
What you got?
1783
01:10:49,983 --> 01:10:50,816
(hip-hop music)
1784
01:10:50,816 --> 01:10:52,384
♪ Let it roll, get bold,
I just can't hold ♪
1785
01:10:52,384 --> 01:10:54,252
♪ Back, or fold cos I'm a man with soul ♪
1786
01:10:54,252 --> 01:10:55,936
♪ In control and effect,
so what the heck ♪
1787
01:10:55,936 --> 01:10:58,255
♪ Rock the discotheques and
this groove is what's next ♪
1788
01:10:58,255 --> 01:11:00,740
♪ Attack, react, exact,
the mack'll move you with ♪
1789
01:11:00,740 --> 01:11:02,598
♪ A strong song, as long
as you groove to this ♪
1790
01:11:02,598 --> 01:11:04,058
- [Justin Voiceover] This
shrimp ain't nothing.
1791
01:11:04,058 --> 01:11:07,080
♪ Do damage onstage and injure the mic ♪
1792
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:08,181
- [Justin Voiceover] Oh, yeah.
1793
01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:09,711
That old trick?
1794
01:11:09,711 --> 01:11:12,461
(crowd cheering)
1795
01:11:13,586 --> 01:11:14,503
He's great.
1796
01:11:15,692 --> 01:11:16,650
Oh, crap.
1797
01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:18,537
♪ When I grab the mic
believe you're gonna hear a ♪
1798
01:11:18,537 --> 01:11:20,267
♪ Fascinatin' rhyme as I enchant them ♪
1799
01:11:20,267 --> 01:11:21,332
- [Justin Voiceover] What am I doing here?
1800
01:11:21,332 --> 01:11:22,165
Mom?
1801
01:11:22,165 --> 01:11:22,998
Dad?
1802
01:11:22,998 --> 01:11:23,831
Yogurt?
1803
01:11:23,831 --> 01:11:24,707
Coma?
1804
01:11:24,707 --> 01:11:28,573
(crying]
(shouting)
1805
01:11:28,573 --> 01:11:29,406
- [Sylvia] Wake up!
1806
01:11:29,406 --> 01:11:30,239
Wake up!
1807
01:11:31,862 --> 01:11:36,591
(whimpering)
(crowd cheering)
1808
01:11:36,591 --> 01:11:38,251
- You just got served, son!
1809
01:11:38,251 --> 01:11:42,320
(vomiting)
(crowd groans)
1810
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:44,570
(coughing)
1811
01:11:47,832 --> 01:11:49,832
(gasps)
1812
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,666
(mariachi music)
1813
01:11:57,379 --> 01:11:58,373
- Damn!
1814
01:11:58,373 --> 01:12:01,083
What the hell you ruin the cake for?
1815
01:12:01,083 --> 01:12:03,685
- I fixed it so it looks like my life.
1816
01:12:03,685 --> 01:12:06,623
Like a big piece of doody.
1817
01:12:06,623 --> 01:12:07,820
Doesn't it look like doody?
1818
01:12:07,820 --> 01:12:08,839
- Mm-mmm.
1819
01:12:08,839 --> 01:12:09,672
- Come on, Justin.
1820
01:12:09,672 --> 01:12:11,505
We don't want to talk about no doody cake.
1821
01:12:11,505 --> 01:12:13,787
- My life is doody cake.
1822
01:12:13,787 --> 01:12:17,633
My life is like one big piece of crap
1823
01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:19,581
that was put in the freezer forever
1824
01:12:19,581 --> 01:12:22,640
and then thawed out in a hurry.
1825
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:25,312
And now they're both big
1826
01:12:25,312 --> 01:12:27,812
squished soggy pieces of shit!
1827
01:12:30,269 --> 01:12:31,102
- Justin!
1828
01:12:31,102 --> 01:12:33,602
- Shit cake that nobody wants!
1829
01:12:34,470 --> 01:12:35,303
- What are you doing?
1830
01:12:35,303 --> 01:12:36,136
- What are you doing,
Justin, what are you doing?
1831
01:12:36,136 --> 01:12:37,551
(blowing raspberries)
1832
01:12:37,551 --> 01:12:39,405
- Chill, Justin!
1833
01:12:39,405 --> 01:12:40,238
Justin!
1834
01:12:41,849 --> 01:12:44,210
- What the hell are you doin'?
1835
01:12:44,210 --> 01:12:45,073
- Chill, Justin!
1836
01:12:45,073 --> 01:12:46,682
This is already embarrassing enough.
1837
01:12:46,682 --> 01:12:50,015
- Yeah, your analogy is tenuous at best.
1838
01:12:52,220 --> 01:12:54,317
- We're a bunch of losers.
1839
01:12:54,317 --> 01:12:56,235
We're a bunch of 30-year-old men
1840
01:12:56,235 --> 01:13:01,235
pretending to be 13 years old
trying to win a dance contest.
1841
01:13:01,770 --> 01:13:03,018
Hey, guys,
1842
01:13:03,018 --> 01:13:06,783
that's a great way to redeem
our failed and miserable lives.
1843
01:13:06,783 --> 01:13:09,043
Let's enter a dance contest.
1844
01:13:09,043 --> 01:13:10,316
- This was your idea!
1845
01:13:10,316 --> 01:13:11,816
- I was in a coma!
1846
01:13:13,850 --> 01:13:15,986
I feel like a retard.
1847
01:13:15,986 --> 01:13:18,450
- Uh, Justin, it's not
really P.C. to say--
1848
01:13:18,450 --> 01:13:19,367
- Retarded?
1849
01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:21,613
Who's retarded?
1850
01:13:25,390 --> 01:13:28,371
It's not nice to say retarded.
1851
01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:30,791
(grunts)
1852
01:13:30,791 --> 01:13:32,753
(groaning)
1853
01:13:32,753 --> 01:13:33,834
(light rock music)
1854
01:13:33,834 --> 01:13:34,834
- Bye, Orko.
1855
01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:42,084
Bye, Jokey Smurf.
1856
01:13:48,813 --> 01:13:52,223
Bye, Micro Machines made by Galoob.
1857
01:13:52,223 --> 01:13:56,590
♪ Baby, I don't understand ♪
1858
01:13:56,590 --> 01:13:59,397
♪ Why we can't just hold on ♪
1859
01:13:59,397 --> 01:14:00,917
♪ To each other's hands ♪
1860
01:14:00,917 --> 01:14:03,917
(thunder crashing)
1861
01:14:11,353 --> 01:14:15,268
♪ So take these broken wings ♪
1862
01:14:15,268 --> 01:14:17,416
♪ And learn to fly again ♪
1863
01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:20,319
♪ Learn to live so free ♪
1864
01:14:20,319 --> 01:14:24,938
♪ When we hear the voices sing ♪
1865
01:14:24,938 --> 01:14:27,042
♪ The book of love will open up ♪
1866
01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:29,521
(all chattering)
1867
01:14:29,521 --> 01:14:31,575
- [Darnell] What in the hell
1868
01:14:31,575 --> 01:14:34,075
have we gotten ourselves into?
1869
01:14:40,509 --> 01:14:41,342
- Hey.
1870
01:14:42,487 --> 01:14:43,914
Watch where you're goin', egg roll.
1871
01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:44,747
A'ight?
1872
01:14:46,506 --> 01:14:47,339
- What?
1873
01:14:48,342 --> 01:14:49,175
What?
1874
01:14:49,175 --> 01:14:50,008
- Huh!
1875
01:14:51,431 --> 01:14:52,931
- What about them?
1876
01:14:56,309 --> 01:14:57,628
- Thing's starting soon.
1877
01:14:57,628 --> 01:14:59,667
We gotta sign up.
1878
01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:01,136
- Justin's not coming.
1879
01:15:01,136 --> 01:15:03,232
- Man, we don't need
that stupid white boy.
1880
01:15:03,232 --> 01:15:05,181
Who needs him?
1881
01:15:05,181 --> 01:15:06,681
- Uh, guys, we do.
1882
01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:10,575
Crew must have four members.
1883
01:15:11,805 --> 01:15:13,091
That was fast.
1884
01:15:13,091 --> 01:15:14,217
Anyone want pizza?
1885
01:15:14,217 --> 01:15:15,714
- Hey, man, hold on.
1886
01:15:15,714 --> 01:15:17,279
We're not gonna give up.
1887
01:15:17,279 --> 01:15:20,860
Look, all we need is another break-dancer.
1888
01:15:20,860 --> 01:15:22,333
- Technically, we need
just one more person
1889
01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:24,750
who says he's a break-dancer.
1890
01:15:26,197 --> 01:15:27,030
- Okay.
1891
01:15:27,030 --> 01:15:28,710
And the fourth Funky Fresh Boy.
1892
01:15:28,710 --> 01:15:29,543
Name?
1893
01:15:29,543 --> 01:15:33,109
- Mad Slick, A.K.A. Dr. Aquafresh,
1894
01:15:33,109 --> 01:15:35,618
A.K.A. Big Jennifer Garner,
1895
01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:37,775
A.K.A. Tim Russert.
1896
01:15:37,775 --> 01:15:38,668
- Okay.
1897
01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:40,251
- I'm not finished!
1898
01:15:41,813 --> 01:15:44,883
A.K.A. Cream of Wheat,
A.K.A. Half an Onion Bagel,
1899
01:15:44,883 --> 01:15:46,720
A.K.A. Carl-Carl-Carl.
1900
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:48,830
That's Carl with a C, not a K.
1901
01:15:48,830 --> 01:15:50,080
Carl-Carl-Carl!
1902
01:15:51,768 --> 01:15:52,770
- Carl.
1903
01:15:52,770 --> 01:15:53,979
Okay.
1904
01:15:53,979 --> 01:15:54,812
Thanks.
1905
01:15:55,647 --> 01:15:57,496
(all laughing)
1906
01:15:57,496 --> 01:15:59,535
- [All] Funky Fresh Boyz!
1907
01:15:59,535 --> 01:16:01,832
(groans)
1908
01:16:01,832 --> 01:16:03,180
(shouts)
1909
01:16:03,180 --> 01:16:06,088
(light electronic music)
1910
01:16:06,088 --> 01:16:08,838
(crowd cheering)
1911
01:16:10,088 --> 01:16:10,921
- Yeah!
1912
01:16:11,970 --> 01:16:13,763
This is "Get 2 Steppin'"!
1913
01:16:13,763 --> 01:16:15,156
And here's your host,
1914
01:16:15,156 --> 01:16:15,989
Kip Unger!
1915
01:16:17,351 --> 01:16:21,219
(crowd cheering)
Yeah!
1916
01:16:21,219 --> 01:16:22,917
Come on, people!
1917
01:16:22,917 --> 01:16:24,282
Yeah!
1918
01:16:24,282 --> 01:16:26,369
Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip!
1919
01:16:26,369 --> 01:16:27,202
Come on.
1920
01:16:27,202 --> 01:16:28,035
Let me hear ya!
1921
01:16:28,035 --> 01:16:28,868
Come on!
1922
01:16:28,868 --> 01:16:29,701
Kip, Kip!
1923
01:16:31,035 --> 01:16:31,868
- Yeah!
1924
01:16:33,691 --> 01:16:34,692
You're watchin' "Get 2 Steppin'".
1925
01:16:34,692 --> 01:16:36,412
I'm your host, Kip Unger.
1926
01:16:36,412 --> 01:16:37,571
Just Kip, Kip--
1927
01:16:37,571 --> 01:16:40,022
- [Crowd] Kippin' it real!
1928
01:16:40,022 --> 01:16:41,283
- Kippin' it real, you betcha.
1929
01:16:41,283 --> 01:16:43,215
To my left, spinnin' the stacks of wax,
1930
01:16:43,215 --> 01:16:44,722
give it up for D.J. Tanner!
1931
01:16:44,722 --> 01:16:47,440
(crowd cheering)
(scratching records)
1932
01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:49,017
(funky beat music)
1933
01:16:49,017 --> 01:16:50,350
- All day, baby.
1934
01:16:55,095 --> 01:16:57,401
- Today, the best dance crews in the world
1935
01:16:57,401 --> 01:17:00,529
will compete on this stage head-to-head.
1936
01:17:00,529 --> 01:17:03,101
When they're done, you
all get the final word.
1937
01:17:03,101 --> 01:17:05,877
So, if you like somethin',
make some noise.
1938
01:17:05,877 --> 01:17:06,710
- Yeah!
1939
01:17:06,710 --> 01:17:08,627
(crowd cheering)
1940
01:17:08,627 --> 01:17:10,043
- All right, let's hit
off our first battle
1941
01:17:10,043 --> 01:17:12,045
with two randomly selected crews.
1942
01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:14,878
Iced Cole Krew versus the Misfitz.
1943
01:17:16,267 --> 01:17:17,149
Give it up!
1944
01:17:17,149 --> 01:17:20,037
(crowd cheering)
1945
01:17:20,037 --> 01:17:21,315
- Are you ready?
1946
01:17:21,315 --> 01:17:23,175
(funky dance music)
1947
01:17:23,175 --> 01:17:24,008
Misfitz!
1948
01:17:24,008 --> 01:17:25,146
Iced Cole Krew!
1949
01:17:25,146 --> 01:17:26,479
Get to steppin'!
1950
01:17:27,711 --> 01:17:30,461
(crowd cheering)
1951
01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:34,011
One, two, three, you're up!
1952
01:17:34,011 --> 01:17:36,928
(electronic music)
1953
01:17:46,142 --> 01:17:49,813
♪ You think you got it all worked out ♪
1954
01:17:49,813 --> 01:17:53,575
♪ But you don't know
nothin', nothin', nothin' ♪
1955
01:17:53,575 --> 01:17:57,421
♪ You think that you could rub me out ♪
1956
01:17:57,421 --> 01:18:01,116
♪ But I'm made of somethin',
somethin', somethin' ♪
1957
01:18:01,116 --> 01:18:02,953
♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪
1958
01:18:02,953 --> 01:18:04,682
♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪
1959
01:18:04,682 --> 01:18:06,437
♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪
1960
01:18:06,437 --> 01:18:08,467
♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪
1961
01:18:08,467 --> 01:18:10,321
♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪
1962
01:18:10,321 --> 01:18:12,322
♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪
1963
01:18:12,322 --> 01:18:13,589
♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪
1964
01:18:13,589 --> 01:18:16,339
(crowd cheering)
1965
01:18:32,050 --> 01:18:35,459
♪ You think you got it all worked out ♪
1966
01:18:35,459 --> 01:18:39,797
♪ But you don't know
nothin', nothin', nothin' ♪
1967
01:18:39,797 --> 01:18:43,264
♪ You think that you could rub me out ♪
1968
01:18:43,264 --> 01:18:46,841
♪ But I'm made of somethin',
somethin', somethin' ♪
1969
01:18:46,841 --> 01:18:48,565
♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪
1970
01:18:48,565 --> 01:18:50,887
♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪
1971
01:18:50,887 --> 01:18:52,815
- I think we're out of our league here.
1972
01:18:52,815 --> 01:18:53,994
- Come on, man.
1973
01:18:53,994 --> 01:18:54,874
Don't talk like that.
1974
01:18:54,874 --> 01:18:56,466
We can do this.
1975
01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:58,242
♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪
1976
01:18:58,242 --> 01:19:00,220
♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪
1977
01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:01,137
- Hey, man.
1978
01:19:04,551 --> 01:19:05,801
- [Woman] Whoo!
1979
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:11,828
(crowd cheering)
1980
01:19:12,782 --> 01:19:14,699
- Let's hear it, y'all!
1981
01:19:17,967 --> 01:19:19,584
- Get to steppin'.
1982
01:19:19,584 --> 01:19:21,704
Get to steppin'.
1983
01:19:21,704 --> 01:19:22,537
- All right.
1984
01:19:22,537 --> 01:19:23,370
Next up,
1985
01:19:23,370 --> 01:19:28,348
give it up for Wack Attack
versus the Funky Fresh Boyz.
1986
01:19:28,348 --> 01:19:29,590
- Okay!
1987
01:19:29,590 --> 01:19:30,640
Yeah!
1988
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:31,473
Funky Fresh Boyz.
1989
01:19:31,473 --> 01:19:32,454
Wack Attack.
1990
01:19:32,454 --> 01:19:33,706
Get to steppin'!
1991
01:19:33,706 --> 01:19:34,539
(crowd cheering)
1992
01:19:34,539 --> 01:19:37,595
Are you ready, Funky Fresh Boyz?
1993
01:19:37,595 --> 01:19:40,262
(hip-hop music)
1994
01:19:45,861 --> 01:19:47,247
♪ Now everybody ♪
1995
01:19:47,247 --> 01:19:50,168
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1996
01:19:50,168 --> 01:19:54,366
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1997
01:19:54,366 --> 01:19:56,214
♪ To the left ♪
1998
01:19:56,214 --> 01:19:57,662
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1999
01:19:57,662 --> 01:19:59,436
♪ To the right ♪
2000
01:19:59,436 --> 01:20:01,462
♪ Oh, oh ♪
2001
01:20:01,462 --> 01:20:02,564
♪ To the left ♪
2002
01:20:02,564 --> 01:20:05,314
(crowd cheering)
2003
01:20:06,193 --> 01:20:07,026
- [Woman] Bring it.
2004
01:20:07,026 --> 01:20:07,859
Bring it.
2005
01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:14,833
♪ Are you ready to dance ♪
2006
01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:18,583
♪ DJ break it down like this ♪
2007
01:20:22,794 --> 01:20:25,544
(crowd cheering)
2008
01:20:30,721 --> 01:20:31,971
- [Woman] Yeah!
2009
01:20:33,090 --> 01:20:34,073
You're goin' down'!
2010
01:20:34,073 --> 01:20:36,025
You're goin' down, low fry.
2011
01:20:36,025 --> 01:20:38,775
(crowd cheering)
2012
01:20:48,778 --> 01:20:50,224
Ew!
2013
01:20:50,224 --> 01:20:51,057
- Ew!
2014
01:20:52,632 --> 01:20:54,260
- Get to steppin'!
2015
01:20:54,260 --> 01:20:56,211
Get to steppin'!
2016
01:20:56,211 --> 01:20:57,544
Get to steppin'!
2017
01:20:58,536 --> 01:20:59,369
Hey, sweetie!
2018
01:20:59,369 --> 01:21:00,202
- [Woman] Yeah?
2019
01:21:00,202 --> 01:21:01,138
- You suck!
2020
01:21:01,138 --> 01:21:01,971
- Whoa, what just happened?
2021
01:21:01,971 --> 01:21:02,848
- Yeah!
2022
01:21:02,848 --> 01:21:04,101
I don't know.
2023
01:21:04,101 --> 01:21:05,630
I told you guys we could do this.
2024
01:21:05,630 --> 01:21:07,622
(crowd cheering)
2025
01:21:07,622 --> 01:21:08,455
Throw your hands up.
2026
01:21:08,455 --> 01:21:09,442
Throw your hands up.
2027
01:21:09,442 --> 01:21:11,442
- [Hector] They like us!
2028
01:21:12,805 --> 01:21:14,219
- Get to steppin'!
2029
01:21:14,219 --> 01:21:16,719
(dance music)
2030
01:21:32,271 --> 01:21:33,985
Get to steppin'!
2031
01:21:33,985 --> 01:21:36,735
(crowd cheering)
2032
01:21:42,831 --> 01:21:44,617
Get to steppin!
2033
01:21:44,617 --> 01:21:49,123
♪ Let the music play, he won't get away ♪
2034
01:21:49,123 --> 01:21:50,105
♪ Just keep the groove ♪
2035
01:21:50,105 --> 01:21:53,184
♪ And then he'll come back
to you again, let it play ♪
2036
01:21:53,184 --> 01:21:57,350
♪ Let the music play, he won't get away ♪
2037
01:21:57,350 --> 01:21:58,857
♪ This groove he can't ignore ♪
2038
01:21:58,857 --> 01:22:01,769
♪ He won't leave you anymore ♪
2039
01:22:01,769 --> 01:22:03,352
- Ah, check me out.
2040
01:22:10,377 --> 01:22:11,210
- Wow!
2041
01:22:13,798 --> 01:22:15,068
All right.
2042
01:22:15,068 --> 01:22:16,195
That was great.
2043
01:22:16,195 --> 01:22:19,093
Next up, Iced Cole Krew versus Pink Sushi.
2044
01:22:19,093 --> 01:22:22,093
(funky dance music)
2045
01:22:23,354 --> 01:22:24,187
- Whoo!
2046
01:22:27,332 --> 01:22:29,069
♪ We're back once again
by popular demand ♪
2047
01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:29,989
♪ It's '87 y'all ♪
2048
01:22:29,989 --> 01:22:31,179
♪ So no more Roxanne ♪
2049
01:22:31,179 --> 01:22:33,016
♪ Just an everlasting name on
some tapes that are playing ♪
2050
01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:33,974
♪ I let the new jacks reign ♪
2051
01:22:33,974 --> 01:22:35,378
♪ But now I'm here to attain ♪
2052
01:22:35,378 --> 01:22:37,154
♪ What's rightfully mine and
I think that you'll find ♪
2053
01:22:37,154 --> 01:22:39,384
♪ That if it's not
Shante' it's not genuine ♪
2054
01:22:39,384 --> 01:22:41,735
♪ I'm Smart intelligent
tasteful and elegant ♪
2055
01:22:41,735 --> 01:22:43,762
♪ Seeing all you female
emcees to be irrelevant ♪
2056
01:22:43,762 --> 01:22:45,919
♪ I make a large amount
of rhymes up per day ♪
2057
01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,948
♪ And when I finish go check the survey ♪
2058
01:22:47,948 --> 01:22:49,803
♪ To see who's pumping and I'm on top ♪
2059
01:22:49,803 --> 01:22:51,937
♪ Because when I start
rapping I rock nonstop ♪
2060
01:22:51,937 --> 01:22:54,123
♪ Throwing def rhymes at
you, silent as a statue ♪
2061
01:22:54,123 --> 01:22:56,155
♪ Daze amaze you will
crave and be infatuated ♪
2062
01:22:56,155 --> 01:22:57,958
♪ Some hate it but I don't care ♪
2063
01:22:57,958 --> 01:23:01,853
♪ It doesn't matter 'cause you're
looking at a queen my dear ♪
2064
01:23:01,853 --> 01:23:05,404
♪ Go on girl ♪
2065
01:23:05,404 --> 01:23:09,850
♪ Go on girl ♪
2066
01:23:09,850 --> 01:23:13,908
♪ Go on girl ♪
2067
01:23:13,908 --> 01:23:17,150
♪ Go on girl ♪
2068
01:23:17,150 --> 01:23:19,347
♪ The supreme highness
almighty knowing top exponent ♪
2069
01:23:19,347 --> 01:23:21,559
♪ My groove gets better
and better now don't it ♪
2070
01:23:21,559 --> 01:23:23,166
♪ Just like a jumbo people fiend ♪
2071
01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:25,124
♪ Study and try to copy off the queen ♪
2072
01:23:25,124 --> 01:23:26,775
♪ So as quick as I write 'em ♪
2073
01:23:26,775 --> 01:23:27,670
♪ Go and try to bite 'em ♪
2074
01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:28,503
(crowd cheering)
2075
01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:31,441
♪ So I can knock you out
the box with another item ♪
2076
01:23:31,441 --> 01:23:32,274
- Yeah!
2077
01:23:37,417 --> 01:23:38,250
Oh!
2078
01:23:40,844 --> 01:23:41,677
- All right.
2079
01:23:41,677 --> 01:23:44,051
Next up, the Funky Fresh Boyz
2080
01:23:44,051 --> 01:23:45,649
against the Krump Kings.
2081
01:23:45,649 --> 01:23:46,812
(crowd cheering)
2082
01:23:46,812 --> 01:23:47,663
(hip hop music)
2083
01:23:47,663 --> 01:23:49,255
- Funky Fresh Boyz.
2084
01:23:49,255 --> 01:23:50,632
Krump Kings.
2085
01:23:50,632 --> 01:23:52,599
Get to steppin'!
2086
01:23:52,599 --> 01:23:53,917
Yeah!
2087
01:23:53,917 --> 01:23:54,932
(hip-hop music)
2088
01:23:54,932 --> 01:23:57,174
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2089
01:23:57,174 --> 01:23:59,508
♪ Yeah ♪
2090
01:23:59,508 --> 01:24:00,845
♪ Back up ♪
2091
01:24:00,845 --> 01:24:02,762
♪ Yeah ♪
2092
01:24:03,863 --> 01:24:06,586
(shouts)
2093
01:24:06,586 --> 01:24:08,215
♪ Get live ♪
2094
01:24:08,215 --> 01:24:09,721
♪ I'm out the door ♪
2095
01:24:09,721 --> 01:24:10,912
♪ Swung out ♪
2096
01:24:10,912 --> 01:24:12,583
♪ What it's about ♪
2097
01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:15,800
♪ Back up back up back up back up ♪
2098
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,409
♪ Back up, wrap and choke with it ♪
2099
01:24:18,409 --> 01:24:21,543
♪ String this, back
out and choke with it ♪
2100
01:24:21,543 --> 01:24:22,738
♪ Don't go there ♪
2101
01:24:22,738 --> 01:24:24,395
♪ 'Cause it's crazy ♪
2102
01:24:24,395 --> 01:24:25,453
♪ Must mess with 'em ♪
2103
01:24:25,453 --> 01:24:27,392
♪ Do what I had to ♪
2104
01:24:27,392 --> 01:24:28,233
♪ Rough set ♪
2105
01:24:28,233 --> 01:24:30,076
♪ I'm a crazy guy ♪
2106
01:24:30,076 --> 01:24:32,706
♪ Do something that's
giving me the lazy eye ♪
2107
01:24:32,706 --> 01:24:34,356
♪ I throw all my weight ♪
2108
01:24:34,356 --> 01:24:35,625
♪ I'm the best around ♪
2109
01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:37,388
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2110
01:24:37,388 --> 01:24:39,048
♪ Best around ♪
2111
01:24:39,048 --> 01:24:39,925
(grunting)
2112
01:24:39,925 --> 01:24:41,150
♪ Better stomp it ♪
2113
01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:41,983
♪ The street ♪
2114
01:24:41,983 --> 01:24:43,950
♪ Will take your mom to the street ♪
2115
01:24:43,950 --> 01:24:45,526
♪ That's how we do it, pops ♪
2116
01:24:45,526 --> 01:24:46,834
♪ I'm number one in this ♪
2117
01:24:46,834 --> 01:24:47,693
♪ You know what's up ♪
2118
01:24:47,693 --> 01:24:49,964
(audience cheers)
2119
01:24:49,964 --> 01:24:51,609
♪ Don't change the track ♪
2120
01:24:51,609 --> 01:24:54,152
♪ Keep it constant ♪
2121
01:24:54,152 --> 01:24:55,426
- [Kip] You suck!
2122
01:24:55,426 --> 01:24:56,259
- What?
2123
01:24:58,509 --> 01:25:01,162
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2124
01:25:01,162 --> 01:25:03,648
♪ You want some, come and get some ♪
2125
01:25:03,648 --> 01:25:05,125
(crowd cheering)
2126
01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:06,805
♪ We don't take no smack ♪
2127
01:25:06,805 --> 01:25:09,808
- Hey, they got medication for that now.
2128
01:25:09,808 --> 01:25:11,015
♪ Well we live that ♪
2129
01:25:11,015 --> 01:25:12,615
♪ Turn your back ♪
2130
01:25:12,615 --> 01:25:14,591
♪ You want some come and get some ♪
2131
01:25:14,591 --> 01:25:16,135
♪ We're the Krunk Kings ♪
2132
01:25:16,135 --> 01:25:18,549
♪ We don't take no smack ♪
2133
01:25:18,549 --> 01:25:19,737
♪ We gonna bring that ♪
2134
01:25:19,737 --> 01:25:20,699
♪ To the city ♪
2135
01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:23,449
(crowd cheering)
2136
01:25:25,887 --> 01:25:27,795
- [Hector] Yeah!
2137
01:25:27,795 --> 01:25:29,471
That's right!
2138
01:25:29,471 --> 01:25:30,304
We got some.
2139
01:25:30,304 --> 01:25:31,347
We got some.
2140
01:25:31,347 --> 01:25:32,180
We got some moves.
2141
01:25:32,180 --> 01:25:33,412
Whoa!
2142
01:25:33,412 --> 01:25:35,541
(all clamoring)
2143
01:25:35,541 --> 01:25:37,475
♪ You want some come and get some ♪
2144
01:25:37,475 --> 01:25:39,116
♪ We're the Krunk Kings ♪
2145
01:25:39,116 --> 01:25:42,732
♪ We don't take no smack ♪
2146
01:25:42,732 --> 01:25:45,065
(whooshing)
2147
01:25:47,181 --> 01:25:48,165
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
2148
01:25:48,165 --> 01:25:50,915
(crowd cheering)
2149
01:25:54,047 --> 01:25:55,202
- [Kip] So, what do you think, boss?
2150
01:25:55,202 --> 01:25:56,439
- [Bill] What I always think.
2151
01:25:56,439 --> 01:25:59,424
It'll be a huge hit or a massive flop.
2152
01:25:59,424 --> 01:26:02,535
- How about a huge, massive, floppy hit?
2153
01:26:02,535 --> 01:26:04,130
- What the hell does that mean?
2154
01:26:04,130 --> 01:26:05,380
- I don't know.
2155
01:26:06,739 --> 01:26:08,367
- How did Cole's crew know
to show up at Justin's party?
2156
01:26:08,367 --> 01:26:09,200
- [Kip] Shh.
2157
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:11,283
(groans)
2158
01:26:13,962 --> 01:26:15,896
- Why'd you do it, Kip?
2159
01:26:15,896 --> 01:26:17,093
- Why'd I do it?
2160
01:26:17,093 --> 01:26:19,748
Because I'm not about to let
some man-child in plastic pants
2161
01:26:19,748 --> 01:26:21,743
ruin what I've worked so hard for.
2162
01:26:21,743 --> 01:26:23,303
- At least that man-child knows who he is.
2163
01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:24,531
- Oh, okay.
2164
01:26:24,531 --> 01:26:26,381
So, what, you two are gonna
run off to magical cupcake
2165
01:26:26,381 --> 01:26:28,307
land and live happily ever after?
2166
01:26:28,307 --> 01:26:29,812
On what, your teaching salary?
2167
01:26:29,812 --> 01:26:31,982
His, his winnings from dance contests?
2168
01:26:31,982 --> 01:26:32,815
Grow up.
2169
01:26:36,254 --> 01:26:37,509
(sighs)
2170
01:26:37,509 --> 01:26:40,092
What are you doin' to me, girl?
2171
01:26:41,168 --> 01:26:43,543
Look, when times get tough,
2172
01:26:43,543 --> 01:26:45,882
you just gotta look at your hand,
2173
01:26:45,882 --> 01:26:48,853
see how nice this ring is,
2174
01:26:48,853 --> 01:26:52,468
and remember what you stand
to lose if you lose me.
2175
01:26:52,468 --> 01:26:54,273
- What I stand to lose?
2176
01:26:54,273 --> 01:26:56,046
Gag me with a big ego and a little di--
2177
01:26:56,046 --> 01:26:57,463
- Don't go there.
2178
01:26:59,525 --> 01:27:01,901
- You're a jerk-wad.
2179
01:27:01,901 --> 01:27:05,565
- Yeah, well, have fun babysitting.
2180
01:27:05,565 --> 01:27:08,325
- You know, Justin might
be a little kid, Kip,
2181
01:27:08,325 --> 01:27:11,794
but he's got more balls
than you'll ever have.
2182
01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:13,377
- What, like three?
2183
01:27:15,082 --> 01:27:17,165
- [Man] Kip, bust a move.
2184
01:27:24,643 --> 01:27:27,393
(all chattering)
2185
01:27:28,228 --> 01:27:29,498
- Oh, hell no.
2186
01:27:29,498 --> 01:27:31,522
You and your boyfriend
can take that good bitch,
2187
01:27:31,522 --> 01:27:32,765
bad bitch routine
2188
01:27:32,765 --> 01:27:34,445
and stick it right up your snutzy.
2189
01:27:34,445 --> 01:27:36,676
(ringing)
- Snutzy?
2190
01:27:36,676 --> 01:27:38,014
- Okay.
2191
01:27:38,014 --> 01:27:40,545
Terrified to ask what my snutzy is.
2192
01:27:40,545 --> 01:27:41,795
- I'll tell ya.
2193
01:27:42,661 --> 01:27:44,483
- And he's not my boyfriend.
2194
01:27:44,483 --> 01:27:45,894
He's probably gonna have
security drag me out
2195
01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:47,806
of the building in 10 seconds.
2196
01:27:47,806 --> 01:27:49,973
(sucking)
2197
01:27:56,212 --> 01:27:57,953
What do you guys need?
2198
01:27:57,953 --> 01:27:59,313
- It's not what.
2199
01:27:59,313 --> 01:28:00,146
It's who.
2200
01:28:01,347 --> 01:28:04,180
(soft rock music)
2201
01:28:09,895 --> 01:28:11,643
- Why are you smashing Legos?
2202
01:28:11,643 --> 01:28:13,143
- These are a lie.
2203
01:28:14,197 --> 01:28:16,292
They teach you that life's all fun
2204
01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:18,577
and you can make anything you want.
2205
01:28:18,577 --> 01:28:22,692
But you can't really
make anything you want.
2206
01:28:22,692 --> 01:28:25,442
You just get old, boring and fat.
2207
01:28:31,228 --> 01:28:32,895
How did you find me?
2208
01:28:36,236 --> 01:28:37,523
- It's the only bar in town with a B.M.X.
2209
01:28:37,523 --> 01:28:39,273
bike parked in front.
2210
01:28:40,165 --> 01:28:41,043
(sighs)
2211
01:28:41,043 --> 01:28:44,543
Justin, I'm sorry I ran out the other day.
2212
01:28:45,522 --> 01:28:48,292
I'm sorry it's because of Kip.
2213
01:28:48,292 --> 01:28:49,853
But if you let the Funky Fresh Boyz down--
2214
01:28:49,853 --> 01:28:52,452
- I let 'em down by
draggin' 'em into this!
2215
01:28:52,452 --> 01:28:56,640
Winning a break-dancing contest
is a stupid kid's dream!
2216
01:28:56,640 --> 01:29:00,509
You have to work to make
money, the way adults do.
2217
01:29:00,509 --> 01:29:02,770
Like, in an office.
2218
01:29:02,770 --> 01:29:05,660
Like, doin' office things.
2219
01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:07,243
Like, making copies
2220
01:29:08,235 --> 01:29:09,985
and not of your butt.
2221
01:29:11,124 --> 01:29:14,124
- Justin, maybe it is a kid's dream.
2222
01:29:15,948 --> 01:29:18,948
But I love you because you're a kid.
2223
01:29:19,910 --> 01:29:21,856
Everyone I know only cares about trying
2224
01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:24,901
to show how adult they are.
2225
01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:26,151
Except for you.
2226
01:29:29,214 --> 01:29:32,964
And that's the most
beautiful part about you.
2227
01:29:36,311 --> 01:29:40,644
And your friends, the ones
who never give up on you,
2228
01:29:41,569 --> 01:29:42,736
they need you.
2229
01:29:48,059 --> 01:29:49,976
Almost as much as I do.
2230
01:29:51,248 --> 01:29:53,602
- You want another one of these?
2231
01:29:53,602 --> 01:29:56,102
- Can I have a Shirley Temple?
2232
01:30:01,883 --> 01:30:02,716
To go.
2233
01:30:08,102 --> 01:30:09,185
- It's the final battle.
2234
01:30:09,185 --> 01:30:10,018
- Yeah!
2235
01:30:10,018 --> 01:30:12,768
(crowd cheering)
2236
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:19,927
And here it goes.
2237
01:30:19,927 --> 01:30:21,094
Iced Cole Krew
2238
01:30:22,738 --> 01:30:25,600
versus, and I don't know
how they're still here,
2239
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:27,950
but the Funky Fresh Boyz.
2240
01:30:27,950 --> 01:30:28,813
- Yeah!
2241
01:30:28,813 --> 01:30:31,646
(crowd cheering)
2242
01:30:39,924 --> 01:30:43,424
- Well, if it isn't Larry, Curly and Homo.
2243
01:30:44,859 --> 01:30:48,525
The final battle begins in three, two--
2244
01:30:48,525 --> 01:30:49,358
- Wait!
2245
01:30:52,109 --> 01:30:52,942
Wait!
2246
01:30:55,065 --> 01:30:56,731
- [Both] Justin.
2247
01:30:56,731 --> 01:30:59,478
- Well, look what the
'80s dragged in, folks.
2248
01:30:59,478 --> 01:31:00,357
- Kip, hold up.
2249
01:31:00,357 --> 01:31:02,397
Um, we're gonna need
to make a substitution.
2250
01:31:02,397 --> 01:31:03,471
- Oh, sorry.
2251
01:31:03,471 --> 01:31:04,755
Rules is rules.
2252
01:31:04,755 --> 01:31:06,546
Uh, you gotta dance with
the ones you brought.
2253
01:31:06,546 --> 01:31:08,336
- Let him dance!
2254
01:31:08,336 --> 01:31:09,961
- Shut up, Jen.
2255
01:31:09,961 --> 01:31:10,965
- Yeah!
2256
01:31:10,965 --> 01:31:12,381
Let him dance, let him dance!
2257
01:31:12,381 --> 01:31:13,697
- Let him dance!
2258
01:31:13,697 --> 01:31:15,423
Let him dance!
2259
01:31:15,423 --> 01:31:17,068
- [All] Let him dance!
2260
01:31:17,068 --> 01:31:18,515
Let him dance!
2261
01:31:18,515 --> 01:31:19,993
Let him dance!
2262
01:31:19,993 --> 01:31:21,539
Let him dance!
2263
01:31:21,539 --> 01:31:23,023
Let him dance!
2264
01:31:23,023 --> 01:31:24,379
Let him dance!
2265
01:31:24,379 --> 01:31:26,312
Let him dance!
2266
01:31:26,312 --> 01:31:28,031
Let him dance!
2267
01:31:28,031 --> 01:31:29,806
Let him dance!
2268
01:31:29,806 --> 01:31:32,639
- All right, all right, all right.
2269
01:31:35,909 --> 01:31:37,492
All right, awesome.
2270
01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:40,985
But it's actually up to Cole.
2271
01:31:40,985 --> 01:31:41,818
Cole.
2272
01:31:43,197 --> 01:31:44,490
- What's up, Chicken Little?
2273
01:31:44,490 --> 01:31:47,547
(all laughing)
2274
01:31:47,547 --> 01:31:49,433
- Don't worry, we got this.
2275
01:31:49,433 --> 01:31:53,433
(suspenseful orchestral music)
2276
01:31:57,144 --> 01:31:58,340
Let him dance, yo.
2277
01:31:58,340 --> 01:32:01,007
(all cheering)
2278
01:32:14,708 --> 01:32:16,291
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
2279
01:32:18,054 --> 01:32:19,093
I knew you were gonna make it!
2280
01:32:19,093 --> 01:32:20,761
I knew you'd make it!
2281
01:32:20,761 --> 01:32:21,594
Come here!
2282
01:32:21,594 --> 01:32:22,427
Come on!
2283
01:32:24,835 --> 01:32:26,372
- Huddle up, guys.
2284
01:32:26,372 --> 01:32:27,251
When we were kids,
2285
01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:30,234
rap was all about food
and girls and fun stuff.
2286
01:32:30,234 --> 01:32:32,183
Now times have changed.
2287
01:32:32,183 --> 01:32:33,740
Now rap is all about
2288
01:32:33,740 --> 01:32:37,253
puttin' wheels on your
cars and slappin' women.
2289
01:32:37,253 --> 01:32:38,180
- Yeah.
2290
01:32:38,180 --> 01:32:41,007
- But this stuff can still be fun.
2291
01:32:41,007 --> 01:32:44,638
So, let's, let's just have fun out there.
2292
01:32:44,638 --> 01:32:46,994
- Okay, I got one thing to say.
2293
01:32:46,994 --> 01:32:51,661
Daniel-san, karate here,
karate here, karate never here.
2294
01:32:52,993 --> 01:32:53,844
- No, karate's not there.
2295
01:32:53,844 --> 01:32:54,848
- I'm sorry.
2296
01:32:54,848 --> 01:32:55,977
I was aiming for your belt.
2297
01:32:55,977 --> 01:32:57,122
- That's not karate, that's weird.
2298
01:32:57,122 --> 01:33:01,631
- Ancient crane technique,
if do right, no can defend.
2299
01:33:01,631 --> 01:33:02,464
Ay!
2300
01:33:05,481 --> 01:33:07,001
- What the hell does that mean?
2301
01:33:07,001 --> 01:33:08,199
- Guys, come on.
2302
01:33:08,199 --> 01:33:12,032
This is the first step
on the road to becoming
2303
01:33:12,936 --> 01:33:15,103
whatever the hell we want.
2304
01:33:16,092 --> 01:33:17,503
Homeboys forever.
2305
01:33:17,503 --> 01:33:18,438
- Homeboys forever.
2306
01:33:18,438 --> 01:33:19,932
- Homeboys forever.
2307
01:33:19,932 --> 01:33:21,497
- Homeboys forever.
2308
01:33:21,497 --> 01:33:22,849
- [All] Funky Fresh Boyz!
2309
01:33:22,849 --> 01:33:23,730
F.F.B.!
2310
01:33:23,730 --> 01:33:24,563
Yeah!
2311
01:33:26,264 --> 01:33:28,662
- [D.J. Tanner] Iced Cole
Krew, get to steppin'!
2312
01:33:28,662 --> 01:33:30,745
- Mom, how'd you find me?
2313
01:33:32,341 --> 01:33:33,594
But they need me.
2314
01:33:33,594 --> 01:33:34,693
- Justin, come on!
2315
01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:37,497
(funky dance music)
2316
01:33:37,497 --> 01:33:40,247
(crowd cheering)
2317
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:43,360
- [Justin] Mom, this is important!
2318
01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:45,213
- Justin, this break-dancing thing
2319
01:33:45,213 --> 01:33:46,873
has caused this family
nothing but heartache.
2320
01:33:46,873 --> 01:33:48,695
- It's time to grow up, son.
2321
01:33:48,695 --> 01:33:51,974
- You want me to be a grown-up
and stop break-dancing?
2322
01:33:51,974 --> 01:33:53,370
That's fine.
2323
01:33:53,370 --> 01:33:54,264
I respect that.
2324
01:33:54,264 --> 01:33:56,985
But being a grown-up means
making your own decisions.
2325
01:33:56,985 --> 01:33:57,985
- Hey, come on!
2326
01:33:57,985 --> 01:33:58,818
Justin!
2327
01:33:59,798 --> 01:34:04,475
- The world don't move to
the beat of just one drum.
2328
01:34:04,475 --> 01:34:07,286
What might be right for you
may not be right for some.
2329
01:34:07,286 --> 01:34:08,119
- Justin!
2330
01:34:08,119 --> 01:34:09,168
Come on, man!
2331
01:34:09,168 --> 01:34:11,918
- Everybody's got a way to shine.
2332
01:34:12,894 --> 01:34:16,144
They'll have theirs, you'll have yours,
2333
01:34:17,999 --> 01:34:19,582
and I'll have mine.
2334
01:34:21,141 --> 01:34:23,391
And together we'll be fine.
2335
01:34:25,434 --> 01:34:28,520
- It takes different strokes.
2336
01:34:28,520 --> 01:34:30,187
- Different strokes?
2337
01:34:31,033 --> 01:34:34,929
- Different strokes to move the world.
2338
01:34:34,929 --> 01:34:35,899
- You tear it up, son.
2339
01:34:35,899 --> 01:34:36,732
Okay?
2340
01:34:36,732 --> 01:34:40,906
You have a good time, have
fun, and you pop a move.
2341
01:34:40,906 --> 01:34:41,739
- All right.
2342
01:34:41,739 --> 01:34:45,568
Just, just go show those
player-haters who's bad.
2343
01:34:45,568 --> 01:34:46,568
- Thank you!
2344
01:34:48,392 --> 01:34:50,604
(all cheering)
2345
01:34:50,604 --> 01:34:51,437
- Let's jam!
2346
01:34:51,437 --> 01:34:53,680
- Gonna bust a move.
2347
01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:56,430
(crowd cheering)
2348
01:35:23,312 --> 01:35:24,812
- Prince Def Rock!
2349
01:35:25,670 --> 01:35:26,876
- Chilly Chill.
2350
01:35:26,876 --> 01:35:29,141
- P-P-P-Popcorn!
2351
01:35:29,141 --> 01:35:30,308
- Rocket Shoe.
2352
01:35:32,247 --> 01:35:33,578
- [All] Funky Fresh Boyz!
2353
01:35:33,578 --> 01:35:34,411
F.F.B.!
2354
01:35:34,411 --> 01:35:37,161
(crowd cheering)
2355
01:36:23,544 --> 01:36:24,377
- Whoo!
2356
01:36:29,856 --> 01:36:30,689
- Whoo!
2357
01:36:45,023 --> 01:36:47,773
(crowd cheering)
2358
01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:51,313
- Whoo!
2359
01:37:11,873 --> 01:37:12,978
- Watch how it's done, old man.
2360
01:37:12,978 --> 01:37:13,895
Step aside.
2361
01:37:20,017 --> 01:37:22,934
- [Justin Voiceover] I can do this.
2362
01:37:25,371 --> 01:37:27,538
Okay, well, maybe I can't.
2363
01:37:33,281 --> 01:37:34,948
I gotta do the move.
2364
01:37:37,052 --> 01:37:38,135
What you got?
2365
01:37:50,131 --> 01:37:52,131
- No, not again, Justin!
2366
01:37:56,721 --> 01:37:59,327
(crowd gasping)
2367
01:37:59,327 --> 01:38:00,633
- Oh, my God!
2368
01:38:00,633 --> 01:38:01,466
Justin!
2369
01:38:01,466 --> 01:38:02,299
- Justin!
2370
01:38:02,299 --> 01:38:03,132
No!
2371
01:38:06,742 --> 01:38:09,781
(triumphant music)
2372
01:38:09,781 --> 01:38:12,531
(crowd cheering)
2373
01:38:26,852 --> 01:38:28,501
- All right.
2374
01:38:28,501 --> 01:38:29,584
For $100.000,
2375
01:38:30,436 --> 01:38:34,087
and a one-year contract
with D-Zone Videos,
2376
01:38:34,087 --> 01:38:35,721
Iced Cole Krew!
2377
01:38:35,721 --> 01:38:38,721
(audience cheering)
2378
01:38:48,219 --> 01:38:49,725
Or the Funky Fresh--
2379
01:38:49,725 --> 01:38:52,475
(audience roars)
2380
01:39:00,592 --> 01:39:01,425
- My baby!
2381
01:39:02,355 --> 01:39:03,188
- Yeah!
2382
01:39:03,188 --> 01:39:04,021
Yeah!
2383
01:39:08,433 --> 01:39:09,266
- No!
2384
01:39:13,061 --> 01:39:14,644
Funky Fart Phonies!
2385
01:39:18,719 --> 01:39:20,382
- Oh, don't cry, Kip.
2386
01:39:20,382 --> 01:39:21,215
Whoa!
2387
01:39:21,215 --> 01:39:23,298
(groans)
2388
01:39:24,902 --> 01:39:27,294
- [Cole] You all right, dude?
2389
01:39:27,294 --> 01:39:29,877
(crowd booing)
2390
01:39:33,813 --> 01:39:35,646
- He ruins everything!
2391
01:39:38,390 --> 01:39:43,331
He gives the girl I like a
freakin' Garbage Pail Kid!
2392
01:39:43,331 --> 01:39:47,581
And I gotta wait 17 more
years to get in her pants!
2393
01:39:51,749 --> 01:39:53,166
This is bullshit!
2394
01:39:54,605 --> 01:39:56,731
Me and you, Justin!
2395
01:39:56,731 --> 01:39:58,522
Last dance-off.
2396
01:39:58,522 --> 01:40:00,215
You're gonna get served!
2397
01:40:00,215 --> 01:40:03,215
(funky dance music)
2398
01:40:07,723 --> 01:40:10,306
(crowd booing)
2399
01:40:11,289 --> 01:40:12,206
Look at me.
2400
01:40:13,563 --> 01:40:16,414
(audience booing)
2401
01:40:16,414 --> 01:40:17,247
You're all sluts!
2402
01:40:17,247 --> 01:40:18,575
- Kip, baby, calm down.
2403
01:40:18,575 --> 01:40:20,604
- How many of you people
even know you're alive?
2404
01:40:20,604 --> 01:40:21,437
- Kipper.
2405
01:40:23,509 --> 01:40:24,342
Hey, hey, hey.
2406
01:40:24,342 --> 01:40:25,474
It'll be fine.
2407
01:40:25,474 --> 01:40:27,037
His pasty white ass is not gonna be
2408
01:40:27,037 --> 01:40:29,287
on your network for a year.
2409
01:40:30,364 --> 01:40:31,809
(chuckles)
2410
01:40:31,809 --> 01:40:33,466
- Oh.
2411
01:40:33,466 --> 01:40:34,549
Thanks, Bill.
2412
01:40:35,736 --> 01:40:36,986
- He's gonna be on my network.
2413
01:40:36,986 --> 01:40:38,157
You're fired.
2414
01:40:38,157 --> 01:40:41,157
(audience laughing)
2415
01:40:44,725 --> 01:40:46,968
- You're firing me?
2416
01:40:46,968 --> 01:40:48,051
Kip?
2417
01:40:48,051 --> 01:40:48,945
Kippin' it real?
2418
01:40:48,945 --> 01:40:50,964
You're firing me?
2419
01:40:50,964 --> 01:40:53,075
What, are you freakin' retarded?
2420
01:40:53,075 --> 01:40:55,513
- It's not nice to say retarded.
2421
01:40:55,513 --> 01:40:57,168
(grunts)
2422
01:40:57,168 --> 01:40:58,001
(audience roars)
2423
01:40:58,001 --> 01:40:58,834
Hee-hee.
2424
01:40:58,834 --> 01:41:01,001
(humming)
2425
01:41:04,796 --> 01:41:05,879
- Did we win?
2426
01:41:07,621 --> 01:41:10,371
The worms in my brain say we win.
2427
01:41:11,615 --> 01:41:14,459
(grunts)
2428
01:41:14,459 --> 01:41:16,282
Get down with my bad--
2429
01:41:16,282 --> 01:41:17,668
(groans)
2430
01:41:17,668 --> 01:41:18,698
- Oh!
2431
01:41:18,698 --> 01:41:20,013
Keep it real, Kip!
2432
01:41:20,013 --> 01:41:20,846
(laughing)
2433
01:41:20,846 --> 01:41:22,846
(farts)
2434
01:41:28,704 --> 01:41:29,537
- Girls.
2435
01:41:29,537 --> 01:41:32,196
(upbeat rock music)
2436
01:41:32,196 --> 01:41:33,328
- We did it, baby!
2437
01:41:33,328 --> 01:41:34,161
We did it!
2438
01:41:34,161 --> 01:41:34,994
Here we go.
2439
01:41:34,994 --> 01:41:35,827
Here we go.
2440
01:41:35,827 --> 01:41:36,927
Yeah, yeah, show me the money!
2441
01:41:36,927 --> 01:41:38,575
Show me the money!
- Thank you.
2442
01:41:38,575 --> 01:41:39,778
- Yeah!
2443
01:41:39,778 --> 01:41:40,861
- [All] Yeah!
2444
01:41:45,204 --> 01:41:47,927
- [Audience] Funky Fresh, Funky Fresh!
2445
01:41:47,927 --> 01:41:48,927
Funky Fresh!
2446
01:41:50,816 --> 01:41:52,250
('80s pop music)
2447
01:41:52,250 --> 01:41:57,250
♪ I saw your eyes ♪
2448
01:41:58,380 --> 01:42:03,380
♪ And you made me smile ♪
2449
01:42:05,742 --> 01:42:10,742
♪ For a little while ♪
2450
01:42:11,259 --> 01:42:14,592
♪ I was falling in love ♪
2451
01:42:39,373 --> 01:42:44,373
♪ I was falling in love ♪
2452
01:42:47,238 --> 01:42:52,238
♪ I saw your eyes, I saw
your eyes, I saw your eyes ♪
2453
01:42:53,622 --> 01:42:56,012
♪ And you made me cry ♪
2454
01:42:56,012 --> 01:43:00,429
♪ And you made me cry,
and you made me cry ♪
2455
01:43:00,429 --> 01:43:05,429
♪ And for a little while, a
little while, a little while ♪
2456
01:43:06,838 --> 01:43:10,171
♪ I was falling in love ♪
2457
01:43:34,428 --> 01:43:39,428
♪ I was falling in love ♪
2458
01:43:41,927 --> 01:43:46,927
♪ Falling in love ♪
2459
01:43:48,546 --> 01:43:51,990
♪ Falling in love ♪
2460
01:43:51,990 --> 01:43:54,657
(hip-hop music)
2461
01:44:11,364 --> 01:44:13,125
♪ 1984, lyin in the grass ♪
2462
01:44:13,125 --> 01:44:14,862
♪ First time I ever got some ass ♪
2463
01:44:14,862 --> 01:44:17,187
♪ Pop rock in my mouth,
wanna go down South ♪
2464
01:44:17,187 --> 01:44:18,915
♪ But the Whopper in my
stomach really gave me gas ♪
2465
01:44:18,915 --> 01:44:20,905
♪ Listen you crazy, let's skip class ♪
2466
01:44:20,905 --> 01:44:22,677
♪ I got a fresh pack of
Hubba Bubba Berry Blast ♪
2467
01:44:22,677 --> 01:44:24,581
♪ I got money to kill and ants to burn ♪
2468
01:44:24,581 --> 01:44:26,510
♪ Drag car to the mall and a salon perm ♪
2469
01:44:26,510 --> 01:44:27,756
♪ Michael Jackson's got a glove ♪
2470
01:44:27,756 --> 01:44:28,710
♪ Prince is cryin like a dove ♪
2471
01:44:28,710 --> 01:44:30,361
♪ And the radio is kickin
that song "I Need Love" ♪
2472
01:44:30,361 --> 01:44:31,620
♪ I do too ♪
2473
01:44:31,620 --> 01:44:34,361
♪ So I hit the pavement
with my homeboy Stu ♪
2474
01:44:34,361 --> 01:44:36,294
♪ Break out the cardboard,
break out the beatbox ♪
2475
01:44:36,294 --> 01:44:38,300
♪ Take off your new shoes,
pop-lockin in socks ♪
2476
01:44:38,300 --> 01:44:40,189
♪ Hey Stu I got the robot, down on lock ♪
2477
01:44:40,189 --> 01:44:42,265
♪ I got a Cabbage Patch Kid
and he's still in the box ♪
2478
01:44:42,265 --> 01:44:44,981
♪ Where's the beef, where
where, where's the beef ♪
2479
01:44:44,981 --> 01:44:46,208
♪ Bring the beef back, bitch ♪
2480
01:44:46,208 --> 01:44:49,102
♪ Where's the beef, where
where, where's the beef ♪
2481
01:44:49,102 --> 01:44:49,935
♪ Who's got the beef ♪
2482
01:44:49,935 --> 01:44:51,348
♪ Where's the beef ♪
2483
01:44:51,348 --> 01:44:53,301
♪ Mother, mother, it's in your teeth ♪
2484
01:44:53,301 --> 01:44:55,255
♪ While your girlfriend's underneath ♪
2485
01:44:55,255 --> 01:44:56,620
♪ While you're chewin I'm pursuin ♪
2486
01:44:56,620 --> 01:44:58,006
♪ Started screwin that superfreak ♪
2487
01:44:58,006 --> 01:44:59,738
♪ She may be superfreaky,
but I'm super cool ♪
2488
01:44:59,738 --> 01:45:01,692
♪ I got a He-Man thermos
that I rock at school ♪
2489
01:45:01,692 --> 01:45:03,702
♪ My LaCosta's clean, and
I'm fresh and on scene ♪
2490
01:45:03,702 --> 01:45:05,555
♪ Got a Rubik's Cube
can't figure out mean ♪
2491
01:45:05,555 --> 01:45:07,528
♪ I got a Rubik's Cube
too but mines all black ♪
2492
01:45:07,528 --> 01:45:09,521
♪ I just peel off all the
stickers and don't put 'em back ♪
2493
01:45:09,521 --> 01:45:11,287
♪ Nancy got me feelin
antsy, say no to drugs ♪
2494
01:45:11,287 --> 01:45:13,464
♪ Mr. Drummond's givin
Arnold & Willis more hugs ♪
2495
01:45:13,464 --> 01:45:17,207
♪ Where's the beef, where
where, where's the beef ♪
2496
01:45:17,207 --> 01:45:20,983
♪ Where's the beef, where
where, where's the beef ♪
2497
01:45:20,983 --> 01:45:24,822
♪ To the left, left left ♪
2498
01:45:24,822 --> 01:45:28,842
♪ To the right, right right ♪
2499
01:45:28,842 --> 01:45:32,896
♪ To the left, left left ♪
2500
01:45:32,896 --> 01:45:36,268
♪ To the right, right right ♪
2501
01:45:36,268 --> 01:45:37,434
♪ Now everybody ♪
2502
01:45:37,434 --> 01:45:40,653
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
2503
01:45:40,653 --> 01:45:44,538
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
2504
01:45:44,538 --> 01:45:47,022
♪ Are you ready to dance ♪
2505
01:45:47,022 --> 01:45:50,772
♪ DJ break it down like this ♪
2506
01:46:32,783 --> 01:46:35,421
♪ And this is what it's like
when we finally arrive ♪
2507
01:46:35,421 --> 01:46:36,724
♪ The party's the hype ♪
2508
01:46:36,724 --> 01:46:37,999
♪ The ladies so right ♪
2509
01:46:37,999 --> 01:46:39,334
♪ And this is what it's like ♪
2510
01:46:39,334 --> 01:46:40,769
♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪
2511
01:46:40,769 --> 01:46:42,340
♪ This is the life ♪
2512
01:46:42,340 --> 01:46:43,762
♪ This is the life ♪
2513
01:46:43,762 --> 01:46:46,438
♪ And this is what it's like
when we finally arrive ♪
2514
01:46:46,438 --> 01:46:47,821
♪ The party's so hype ♪
2515
01:46:47,821 --> 01:46:49,452
♪ The ladies so right ♪
2516
01:46:49,452 --> 01:46:50,795
♪ And this is what it's like ♪
2517
01:46:50,795 --> 01:46:52,256
♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪
2518
01:46:52,256 --> 01:46:53,584
♪ This is the life ♪
2519
01:46:53,584 --> 01:46:55,184
♪ This is the life ♪
2520
01:46:55,184 --> 01:46:57,632
♪ I'm in the 2200 CFA ♪
2521
01:46:57,632 --> 01:46:58,883
♪ Doing whatever I want ♪
2522
01:46:58,883 --> 01:47:00,786
♪ For as long as they let me ♪
2523
01:47:00,786 --> 01:47:02,431
♪ I'm in that CL ride double ♪
2524
01:47:02,431 --> 01:47:03,367
♪ With the chrome wheels ♪
2525
01:47:03,367 --> 01:47:04,460
♪ Ice in the grill ♪
2526
01:47:04,460 --> 01:47:06,250
♪ Canary yellow, slicin' to feel ♪
2527
01:47:06,250 --> 01:47:07,760
♪ Sittin' on top of the roof ♪
2528
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:09,201
♪ Build it as high as the roof ♪
2529
01:47:09,201 --> 01:47:10,220
♪ Lookin' out at the crowd ♪
2530
01:47:10,220 --> 01:47:11,901
♪ And how are they boogie-ing to ♪
2531
01:47:11,901 --> 01:47:13,424
♪ Hey, yo, I'm up in VIP ♪
2532
01:47:13,424 --> 01:47:14,713
♪ With my six foot ID ♪
2533
01:47:14,713 --> 01:47:19,024
♪ Doin' tricks with IC,
trying to be my wifey, yeah ♪
2534
01:47:19,024 --> 01:47:22,243
♪ Now this is the life, this is the life ♪
2535
01:47:22,243 --> 01:47:24,840
♪ And this is what's up ♪
2536
01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:27,386
♪ I love it so much I can't get enough ♪
2537
01:47:27,386 --> 01:47:30,279
♪ And I ain't givin' it up ♪
2538
01:47:30,279 --> 01:47:32,319
♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪
2539
01:47:32,319 --> 01:47:33,499
♪ This is the life ♪
2540
01:47:33,499 --> 01:47:36,211
♪ It's so very lux, it's so very lux ♪
2541
01:47:36,211 --> 01:47:40,719
♪ It's so very lux ♪
2542
01:47:40,719 --> 01:47:43,059
♪ And this is what it's like
when we finally arrive ♪
2543
01:47:43,059 --> 01:47:44,299
♪ The party's so hype ♪
2544
01:47:44,299 --> 01:47:45,774
♪ The ladies so right ♪
2545
01:47:45,774 --> 01:47:47,271
♪ And this is what it's like ♪
2546
01:47:47,271 --> 01:47:48,528
♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪
2547
01:47:48,528 --> 01:47:50,255
♪ This is the life ♪
2548
01:47:50,255 --> 01:47:51,623
♪ This is the life ♪
2549
01:47:51,623 --> 01:47:54,104
♪ And this is what it's like
when we finally arrive ♪
2550
01:47:54,104 --> 01:47:55,761
♪ The party's so hype ♪
2551
01:47:55,761 --> 01:47:57,324
♪ The ladies so right ♪
2552
01:47:57,324 --> 01:47:58,330
♪ And this is what it's like ♪
2553
01:47:58,330 --> 01:47:59,886
♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪
2554
01:47:59,886 --> 01:48:01,505
♪ This is the life ♪
2555
01:48:01,505 --> 01:48:02,877
♪ This is the life ♪
2556
01:48:02,877 --> 01:48:04,350
♪ No more sausages, mom ♪
2557
01:48:04,350 --> 01:48:05,732
♪ I want the links in the chain ♪
2558
01:48:05,732 --> 01:48:07,212
♪ In the West chapter ♪
2559
01:48:07,212 --> 01:48:08,423
♪ And my name on the plane ♪
2560
01:48:08,423 --> 01:48:09,870
♪ I got a five bedroom ♪
2561
01:48:09,870 --> 01:48:11,125
♪ Plus a D and two ♪
2562
01:48:11,125 --> 01:48:14,056
♪ Basketball courts, along
with them indoor pools ♪
2563
01:48:14,056 --> 01:48:16,829
♪ So rich Robin Leach wanna leech off me ♪
2564
01:48:16,829 --> 01:48:19,674
♪ And hang with them
loose, party up in LV ♪
2565
01:48:19,674 --> 01:48:22,408
♪ My jewels they bling
like the stars at night ♪
2566
01:48:22,408 --> 01:48:24,566
♪ Blinding every car, blinding every car ♪
2567
01:48:24,566 --> 01:48:25,531
♪ That pass at night ♪
2568
01:48:25,531 --> 01:48:27,075
♪ Right ♪
2569
01:48:27,075 --> 01:48:29,720
♪ Now this is the life, this is the life ♪
2570
01:48:29,720 --> 01:48:32,568
♪ And this is what's
up, this is what's up ♪
2571
01:48:32,568 --> 01:48:35,242
♪ I love it so much I can't get enough ♪
2572
01:48:35,242 --> 01:48:38,007
♪ And I ain't giving it up ♪
2573
01:48:38,007 --> 01:48:40,836
♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪
2574
01:48:40,836 --> 01:48:43,753
♪ It's so very lux ♪
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