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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,116 --> 00:00:03,791 (static hissing) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:03,791 --> 00:00:06,708 (low tone humming) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,406 --> 00:00:12,823 (light orchestral music) 6 00:00:17,402 --> 00:00:21,568 (upbeat '80s pop music) 7 00:00:21,568 --> 00:00:24,603 ♪ Countdown, its getting to the flight time ♪ 8 00:00:24,603 --> 00:00:28,053 ♪ Night stars are shining in my eyes ♪ 9 00:00:28,053 --> 00:00:31,440 ♪ My shoes are going to be the first ones ♪ 10 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:35,214 ♪ To dance deep up in the skies ♪ 11 00:00:35,214 --> 00:00:37,728 ♪ Dancing in Heaven ♪ 12 00:00:37,728 --> 00:00:40,300 ♪ I never thought I could get my feet this far ♪ 13 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,039 ♪ Orbital be-bop ♪ 14 00:00:42,039 --> 00:00:44,041 ♪ Dancing in Heaven ♪ 15 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:47,250 ♪ I never thought I could get my feet this far ♪ 16 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:48,825 ♪ Orbital be-bop ♪ 17 00:00:48,825 --> 00:00:53,249 ♪ Kick it out ♪ 18 00:00:53,249 --> 00:00:56,060 ♪ I'll be the first to Bossa Nova ♪ 19 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:59,614 ♪ 10,000 miles above my legs ♪ 20 00:00:59,614 --> 00:01:03,044 ♪ You dear, my lady on the radar ♪ 21 00:01:03,044 --> 00:01:06,647 ♪ I'll bring a child to outer space ♪ 22 00:01:06,647 --> 00:01:08,706 ♪ Dancing in Heaven ♪ 23 00:01:08,706 --> 00:01:11,719 ♪ I never thought I could get my feet this far ♪ 24 00:01:11,719 --> 00:01:13,704 ♪ Orbital be-bop ♪ 25 00:01:13,704 --> 00:01:15,591 ♪ Dancing in Heaven ♪ 26 00:01:15,591 --> 00:01:18,992 ♪ I never thought I could get my feet this far ♪ 27 00:01:18,992 --> 00:01:20,606 ♪ Orbital be-bop ♪ 28 00:01:20,606 --> 00:01:23,135 ♪ Hey, here I am ♪ 29 00:01:23,135 --> 00:01:25,242 ♪ I hear the universe sing ♪ 30 00:01:25,242 --> 00:01:27,300 ♪ The celestial scream ♪ 31 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:30,276 ♪ I am not alone ♪ 32 00:01:30,276 --> 00:01:32,011 ♪ Are you receiving me clear ♪ 33 00:01:32,011 --> 00:01:35,594 ♪ There is others out here ♪ 34 00:01:47,234 --> 00:01:50,357 ♪ Orbital be-bop ♪ 35 00:01:50,357 --> 00:01:53,489 (birds chirping) 36 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:55,656 (hip-hop) 37 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:03,230 ♪ I said a hip hop ♪ 38 00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:04,252 ♪ Hippie to the hippie ♪ 39 00:02:04,252 --> 00:02:06,300 ♪ The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out ♪ 40 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:09,311 ♪ Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie ♪ 41 00:02:09,311 --> 00:02:10,620 ♪ To the rhythm of the boogie the beat ♪ 42 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:14,961 ♪ Now, what you hear is not a test I'm rappin' to the beat ♪ 43 00:02:14,961 --> 00:02:16,152 ♪ And me, the groove ♪ 44 00:02:16,152 --> 00:02:19,283 ♪ And my friends are gonna try to move your feet ♪ 45 00:02:19,283 --> 00:02:23,367 ♪ See, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello ♪ 46 00:02:23,367 --> 00:02:26,373 ♪ To the black, to the white, the red and the brown ♪ 47 00:02:26,373 --> 00:02:28,991 ♪ The purple and yellow, but first, I gotta ♪ 48 00:02:28,991 --> 00:02:32,303 - [Sylvia] Justin, are you ready for the talent show? 49 00:02:32,303 --> 00:02:37,303 - Mom, I pity the fool who ain't ready for the talent show. 50 00:02:37,368 --> 00:02:39,160 ♪ Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie ♪ 51 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,247 ♪ Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie ♪ 52 00:02:41,247 --> 00:02:42,453 ♪ Let's rock ♪ 53 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:47,453 (crowd cheering) (pop music) 54 00:03:03,815 --> 00:03:07,097 (water splashing) 55 00:03:07,097 --> 00:03:09,930 (crowd murmuring) 56 00:03:11,889 --> 00:03:13,889 - Wasn't that something? 57 00:03:16,273 --> 00:03:17,673 A round of applause for Jen. 58 00:03:17,673 --> 00:03:19,751 (audience applauding) 59 00:03:19,751 --> 00:03:23,253 Now we've all, The Vista Avenue Elementary School-- 60 00:03:23,253 --> 00:03:24,822 - Hey, Jen. 61 00:03:24,822 --> 00:03:26,324 You were way cool out there. 62 00:03:26,324 --> 00:03:27,157 - Radical. 63 00:03:27,157 --> 00:03:27,990 Thanks. 64 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:31,267 - Ooh, I got you something. 65 00:03:31,267 --> 00:03:33,850 (Velcro tears) 66 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:36,813 - Oh, my God. 67 00:03:36,813 --> 00:03:37,646 You got me-- 68 00:03:37,646 --> 00:03:40,124 - Garbage Pail Kids Series Two Jelly Jenny. 69 00:03:40,124 --> 00:03:42,448 You don't have it, do you? 70 00:03:42,448 --> 00:03:43,531 - Yeah, I do. 71 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:45,999 Psych! 72 00:03:45,999 --> 00:03:48,249 (laughing) 73 00:03:49,999 --> 00:03:51,622 - Jen! 74 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:55,723 (ominous orchestral music) 75 00:03:55,723 --> 00:03:57,937 This goober's buying you Garbage Pail Kids? 76 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,088 - Yeah. 77 00:03:59,088 --> 00:04:02,693 - Well, that's real cool, Schumacher. 78 00:04:02,693 --> 00:04:04,546 I got you something too. 79 00:04:04,546 --> 00:04:06,546 It was wicked expensive. 80 00:04:08,652 --> 00:04:10,493 - I can't accept this. 81 00:04:10,493 --> 00:04:12,858 - Don't be such a spaz. 82 00:04:12,858 --> 00:04:13,691 Come here. 83 00:04:13,691 --> 00:04:15,191 I'll put it on ya. 84 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,841 It's real gold too. 85 00:04:21,841 --> 00:04:24,341 So, do I get a thank-you kiss? 86 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,272 That's it? 87 00:04:33,781 --> 00:04:34,614 Bogus! 88 00:04:37,946 --> 00:04:39,042 - What happened with Jen? 89 00:04:39,042 --> 00:04:40,902 - Kip-napped. 90 00:04:40,902 --> 00:04:43,037 - All you gotta do is dog him on the dance floor. 91 00:04:43,037 --> 00:04:45,411 Turn that Pound Puppy into a little bitch. 92 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:46,569 - I don't know, you guys. 93 00:04:46,569 --> 00:04:47,843 According to my calculations, 94 00:04:47,843 --> 00:04:51,108 we only have 36% chance of beating Kip's group. 95 00:04:51,108 --> 00:04:53,815 - Well, did you factor in my special move? 96 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,275 - What you talkin' about, Willis? 97 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:56,653 - Coffee grind and a head spin, 98 00:04:56,653 --> 00:05:00,207 freeze, switch, and pop into a backflip. 99 00:05:00,207 --> 00:05:01,159 - Are you wack? 100 00:05:01,159 --> 00:05:02,750 You'll kill yourself out there! 101 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,353 - I'm not lettin' Kip humiliate me in front of-- 102 00:05:04,353 --> 00:05:05,686 - Justin? 103 00:05:05,686 --> 00:05:06,865 (light piano music) 104 00:05:06,865 --> 00:05:08,328 - [Boys] Ooh! 105 00:05:08,328 --> 00:05:10,578 (laughing) 106 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,307 - Kip thinks he can buy his way into my bra. 107 00:05:24,833 --> 00:05:27,209 I wanted you to have this. 108 00:05:27,209 --> 00:05:28,069 - [Justin] Oh. 109 00:05:28,069 --> 00:05:29,612 - [Jen] It's my good luck charm. 110 00:05:29,612 --> 00:05:31,529 - I feel lucky already. 111 00:05:33,725 --> 00:05:36,352 I don't know what you're doin' after the show, but, 112 00:05:36,352 --> 00:05:38,287 I don't know, do you wanna come over 113 00:05:38,287 --> 00:05:40,787 and maybe watch "Blue Lagoon"? 114 00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:44,492 We have it on Beta, mmmm, max. 115 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:52,074 - Break a leg, Justin. 116 00:05:52,074 --> 00:05:54,307 I'll see you after the show? 117 00:05:54,307 --> 00:05:56,080 - That'd be smurfy. 118 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,043 (crowd cheering) 119 00:05:58,043 --> 00:06:00,739 - [Darnell] Hey, Romeo, man, we up next. 120 00:06:00,739 --> 00:06:02,234 (crowd cheering) 121 00:06:02,234 --> 00:06:03,484 - Hello, McFly? 122 00:06:05,894 --> 00:06:07,340 - Marty, Marty. 123 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:08,173 Hurry up. 124 00:06:08,173 --> 00:06:09,173 Justin's on. 125 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:11,350 - Oh, oh. 126 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:12,183 - Jesus. 127 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:17,706 - Now, two break-dancing crews will have a battle. 128 00:06:19,242 --> 00:06:24,242 Please welcome the Funky Fresh Boyz and the Groundbreakers! 129 00:06:24,461 --> 00:06:27,628 (audience applauding) 130 00:06:36,257 --> 00:06:39,007 (crowd cheering) 131 00:06:44,207 --> 00:06:45,663 - Let's see what you got, Kip. 132 00:06:45,663 --> 00:06:46,669 - Let's see what you got. 133 00:06:46,669 --> 00:06:47,674 - Put it on the floor. 134 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:48,507 - It's on the floor. 135 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:49,889 You're steppin' on it. 136 00:06:49,889 --> 00:06:52,018 - And I'm dancin' on it. 137 00:06:52,018 --> 00:06:52,851 - Justin! 138 00:06:53,922 --> 00:06:55,214 - AppleJack 2012. 139 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:58,714 (suspenseful synth music) 140 00:07:01,431 --> 00:07:02,764 Prince Def Rock. 141 00:07:04,649 --> 00:07:05,899 - Chilly Chill. 142 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,827 - P-P-Popcorn. 143 00:07:10,919 --> 00:07:12,086 - Rocket Shoe. 144 00:07:12,963 --> 00:07:14,325 - [All] Funky Fresh Boyz. 145 00:07:14,325 --> 00:07:15,158 F.F.B.! 146 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:18,075 ('80s dance music) 147 00:07:31,021 --> 00:07:33,629 (crowd cheering) 148 00:07:33,629 --> 00:07:36,796 (audience applauding) 149 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:43,511 (crowd cheering) 150 00:07:53,676 --> 00:07:56,426 (crowd cheering) 151 00:07:59,936 --> 00:08:03,103 (audience applauding) 152 00:08:18,872 --> 00:08:21,622 (crowd cheering) 153 00:08:29,971 --> 00:08:32,721 (crowd cheering) 154 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,647 (blowing) 155 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:45,243 - [Man] Go, Kip! 156 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:50,800 (blowing) 157 00:09:05,164 --> 00:09:06,814 - Justin, don't do it! 158 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:07,647 Justin! 159 00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:12,484 (crowd gasping) 160 00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:13,317 - Justin! 161 00:09:13,317 --> 00:09:14,150 - Justin! 162 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:14,983 - [Sylvia] Justin? 163 00:09:14,983 --> 00:09:15,816 Justin? 164 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:20,075 - [Darnell] He did the move. 165 00:09:20,075 --> 00:09:22,867 - Nice play, Shakespeare. 166 00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:25,534 - [Marty] Someone call somebody! 167 00:09:26,527 --> 00:09:29,360 (machine beeping) 168 00:09:31,033 --> 00:09:33,950 (people murmuring) 169 00:09:35,317 --> 00:09:38,984 (dramatic orchestral music) 170 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:42,977 - [Marty] All right. 171 00:09:42,977 --> 00:09:43,951 Slow down. 172 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:44,784 - I've got it covered. 173 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:45,617 - Okay. 174 00:09:45,617 --> 00:09:46,450 Good. 175 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:47,297 Happy birthday, kid. 176 00:09:47,297 --> 00:09:48,806 - Okay, Jesus. 177 00:09:48,806 --> 00:09:51,253 - I got 20 years of blisters on my ass. 178 00:09:51,253 --> 00:09:52,170 Here we go. 179 00:09:53,355 --> 00:09:55,878 - Just put a smile on your face. 180 00:09:55,878 --> 00:09:57,128 Happy birthday! 181 00:09:58,299 --> 00:10:00,867 Blow out your candles. 182 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:01,781 - Sylvie. 183 00:10:01,781 --> 00:10:03,372 You do this every year. 184 00:10:03,372 --> 00:10:04,372 Never works! 185 00:10:05,335 --> 00:10:07,538 - Why are you so negative? 186 00:10:07,538 --> 00:10:08,854 - [Marty] I'm not negative. 187 00:10:08,854 --> 00:10:09,687 - Oh, my God. 188 00:10:09,687 --> 00:10:10,520 Marty. 189 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,353 - Yeah? 190 00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:12,275 - [Sylvia] Marty! 191 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:13,108 (screams) 192 00:10:13,108 --> 00:10:13,941 - Whoa! 193 00:10:13,941 --> 00:10:14,774 (screams) 194 00:10:14,774 --> 00:10:18,863 - [Both] Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire! 195 00:10:18,863 --> 00:10:21,863 - [Dr. Fry] Mr. and Mrs. Schumacher? 196 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,389 - Hi, Dr. Fry. 197 00:10:28,302 --> 00:10:29,618 - We have to talk. 198 00:10:29,618 --> 00:10:31,442 (exhales deeply) 199 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:34,674 Justin's been on unpaid life support for the last 16 weeks. 200 00:10:34,674 --> 00:10:38,457 - I just put 16 checks in the mail this morning. 201 00:10:38,457 --> 00:10:39,290 So-- 202 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,792 - I understand how difficult it is 203 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:43,010 to make payments of this magnitude. 204 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,900 Shit, I'm still paying for that damn Ferrari. 205 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,271 But, unfortunately, this hospital can't afford 206 00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:49,998 to foot the bill for Justin's care. 207 00:10:49,998 --> 00:10:51,267 - So, wait a minute. 208 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:52,927 Are you, are you gonna unplug him? 209 00:10:52,927 --> 00:10:55,320 (snoring) (dramatic orchestral music) 210 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,768 - Justin hasn't made any progress in 20 years. 211 00:10:57,768 --> 00:11:01,035 And the chances of him reviving are less than 1%. 212 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:05,785 Maybe it's time to give your son and yourself some peace. 213 00:11:08,847 --> 00:11:10,656 Does anybody else smell burnt cake? 214 00:11:10,656 --> 00:11:14,270 - Okay, could you, could you just give us a minute? 215 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:15,103 - [Dr. Fry] Yeah. 216 00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:16,103 - Thank you. 217 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,491 Justin? 218 00:11:21,491 --> 00:11:22,324 It's Dada. 219 00:11:24,177 --> 00:11:26,482 We're gonna unplug you now. 220 00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:28,149 No more electricity. 221 00:11:29,985 --> 00:11:30,985 And, Justin, 222 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,064 just know that your mom and dad love you very much. 223 00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:38,179 (Sylvia sobbing) 224 00:11:38,179 --> 00:11:41,279 It's a shame we gotta do this on his birthday, but 225 00:11:41,279 --> 00:11:43,811 let's get those papers signed, all right? 226 00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:44,644 Come on. 227 00:11:57,254 --> 00:11:58,408 - [Sylvia] Oh, Marty. 228 00:11:58,408 --> 00:12:00,404 - [Marty] Honey, it's sad. 229 00:12:00,404 --> 00:12:02,412 But the kid's a vegetable. 230 00:12:02,412 --> 00:12:04,059 - [Sylvia] I know. 231 00:12:04,059 --> 00:12:06,239 I'm gonna miss that little turnip. 232 00:12:06,239 --> 00:12:07,131 Honey, my ass. 233 00:12:07,131 --> 00:12:08,176 - [Marty] Huh? 234 00:12:08,176 --> 00:12:09,397 ('80s dance music) 235 00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,025 Oh, strawberry. 236 00:12:11,025 --> 00:12:12,769 - [Man] Hey, we got the '80s flashback block 237 00:12:12,769 --> 00:12:13,865 comin' at you right now, 238 00:12:13,865 --> 00:12:16,539 with a little tune called "Rockit" from Mr. Herbie Hancock. 239 00:12:16,539 --> 00:12:20,192 ("Rock It" by Herbie Hancock) 240 00:12:20,192 --> 00:12:23,025 (machine beeping) 241 00:12:28,293 --> 00:12:29,444 - What? 242 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,787 Where? 243 00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:31,620 Huh? 244 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,732 PONG. 245 00:12:32,732 --> 00:12:34,899 (beeping) 246 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:39,466 (grunting) 247 00:12:40,863 --> 00:12:42,777 (thuds) 248 00:12:42,777 --> 00:12:44,444 Feet must be asleep. 249 00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:50,776 - Justin? 250 00:12:50,776 --> 00:12:52,413 - Hi, Mom. 251 00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:54,001 - Justin! 252 00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:56,001 (thuds) 253 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:58,744 - Okay. 254 00:12:58,744 --> 00:12:59,661 We're okay. 255 00:13:00,495 --> 00:13:02,125 - Welcome home, son! 256 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:04,717 (chuckles) 257 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:08,312 - We should have paid for that coma physical therapy thing. 258 00:13:08,312 --> 00:13:09,707 Doctor said he needed it. 259 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:11,449 - No, that's just the doctors trying to rip us off 260 00:13:11,449 --> 00:13:12,666 for more money. 261 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,773 Justin's fine. 262 00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:15,088 - [Justin] Dad. 263 00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:16,844 - Oh, Justin! 264 00:13:16,844 --> 00:13:17,727 Justin. 265 00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:18,685 Hey, watch your legs. 266 00:13:18,685 --> 00:13:19,518 Here we go. 267 00:13:19,518 --> 00:13:20,351 Here we go. 268 00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:21,184 That's it, up we go. 269 00:13:21,184 --> 00:13:22,088 Oh, we got ya. 270 00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:23,746 Okay, you're okay. 271 00:13:23,746 --> 00:13:24,793 - Wow. - Okay. 272 00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,419 Gettin' a little heavy there. 273 00:13:26,419 --> 00:13:27,359 (laughs) 274 00:13:27,359 --> 00:13:29,113 There we go. 275 00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:29,946 Oh, big step. 276 00:13:29,946 --> 00:13:30,779 Up. 277 00:13:30,779 --> 00:13:31,612 That's a boy. 278 00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:32,445 - Okay. 279 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,278 Okay. 280 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,589 - Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down, right, Dad? 281 00:13:35,589 --> 00:13:36,432 - That's my boy. 282 00:13:36,432 --> 00:13:37,325 (thudding) 283 00:13:37,325 --> 00:13:38,158 Oh. - Oh. 284 00:13:38,158 --> 00:13:38,991 You should catch him. 285 00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:39,824 - [Marty] The neighbors. 286 00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:40,657 Crap. 287 00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:42,110 This'll be on YouTube in an hour. 288 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,535 (TV channels changing) 289 00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:44,368 - Oh. 290 00:13:44,368 --> 00:13:45,201 There you go. 291 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,451 Watch some MTV. 292 00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:48,842 - MTV? 293 00:13:49,944 --> 00:13:50,902 Wicked. 294 00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:52,918 - [Girl] We need to gang up and do something 295 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,835 and get revenge on her. 296 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,463 - Mom! 297 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,970 The TV's broken. 298 00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:03,034 Supposed to be MTV, but they're not playing any videos. 299 00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:05,356 It's just a bunch of girls talking and crying. 300 00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:07,476 (girls chattering) 301 00:14:07,476 --> 00:14:08,309 (sighs) 302 00:14:08,309 --> 00:14:09,614 - It's good to have him home. 303 00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:10,861 - Yeah. 304 00:14:10,861 --> 00:14:11,694 Okay. 305 00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,699 Now, give this to him, take out the garbage, 306 00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:14,885 and then walk the dog. 307 00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:15,718 (scoffing) 308 00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:16,908 - What is the use of havin' a kid 309 00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:18,889 if I still gotta do chores? 310 00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:21,746 - He just came out of a coma. 311 00:14:21,746 --> 00:14:22,791 - Yeah, it's always something. 312 00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:25,847 First he's in a coma, then he just got out of one. 313 00:14:25,847 --> 00:14:26,715 Sucks. 314 00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:27,632 - You suck. 315 00:14:29,173 --> 00:14:31,061 (TV popping) 316 00:14:31,061 --> 00:14:35,609 - R2, see what you can do with deflector shields. 317 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:36,744 No, no, no, R2. 318 00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:37,577 - No, no. 319 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,410 (chuckles) 320 00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:40,243 Uh, TiVo. 321 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,783 Uh, Justin, your mom was saying that the dog needs walkin' 322 00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:47,403 and that the lawn needs mowin'. 323 00:14:47,403 --> 00:14:49,965 And since I've been doin' your chores for about 20 years, 324 00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:53,215 why don't you give your old man a rest? 325 00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:56,263 - Can I wait until my arms and legs work? 326 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,347 - Well, your arms and legs 327 00:14:57,347 --> 00:14:59,009 aren't gonna work all by themselves. 328 00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:03,191 Son, you've got to work them until they work. 329 00:15:03,191 --> 00:15:04,904 Mow the lawn, paint the fence. 330 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,358 - Sand the floor? 331 00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:08,650 Dad, is this like Mr. Miyagi telling Daniel-san 332 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,249 to do household chores, 333 00:15:10,249 --> 00:15:11,918 but he's really teaching him karate? 334 00:15:11,918 --> 00:15:12,751 - Wah. 335 00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:16,418 ('80s electronic pop music) 336 00:16:23,354 --> 00:16:24,799 - No, why are we holding hands? 337 00:16:24,799 --> 00:16:25,632 I don't-- - Because you'll get-- 338 00:16:25,632 --> 00:16:26,469 - I don't want to hold hands. 339 00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:27,302 Ow. 340 00:16:29,174 --> 00:16:30,417 What happened to the mall? 341 00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:31,250 - Nothing. 342 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,417 Business is, it's booming. 343 00:16:36,723 --> 00:16:37,556 (fingers snapping) 344 00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:38,389 - What? 345 00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:39,222 - Just checking. 346 00:16:39,222 --> 00:16:40,302 Okay, I gotta go to the bank. 347 00:16:40,302 --> 00:16:43,384 Why don't you go to the toy store? 348 00:16:43,384 --> 00:16:44,467 - Darth Maul? 349 00:16:45,815 --> 00:16:46,982 Jar Jar Binks? 350 00:16:48,948 --> 00:16:51,696 Who are these gay birds? 351 00:16:51,696 --> 00:16:53,936 They're not from "Star Wars". 352 00:16:53,936 --> 00:16:55,097 - [Woman] So, when we're done here 353 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,607 we'll go get you those shoes. 354 00:16:56,607 --> 00:16:57,440 - [Girl] Yes. 355 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,273 - Hey. 356 00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:00,724 What do you like to play with? 357 00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:01,557 - Huh? 358 00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:03,190 - What's your favorite toy? 359 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,569 - Well, I like Tamagotchi. 360 00:17:04,569 --> 00:17:05,954 It's like a little pet. 361 00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:07,333 - Is it like a Chia Pet? 362 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,213 - What's a Chia Pet? 363 00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:09,046 - Oh! 364 00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:09,879 You know what I got at my house? 365 00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:11,134 I got a Slip 'n Slide. 366 00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:11,967 You know what? 367 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:12,962 You should come over sometime. 368 00:17:12,962 --> 00:17:14,402 We could Slip 'n Slide together. 369 00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:16,917 - We have potential trouble in Glazer's Toys. 370 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,209 - Or we could play army. 371 00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,042 I could play the sergeant. 372 00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:19,912 You could be the lieutenant. 373 00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:21,198 You and I can get in a trench together. 374 00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:22,570 I can get in your foxhole. 375 00:17:22,570 --> 00:17:25,530 Or you can get in my foxhole. 376 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:26,735 You and me could play cops and robbers. 377 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:27,740 I could be the cop. 378 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:28,683 You could be the robber. 379 00:17:28,683 --> 00:17:30,413 I could be like, you're goin' downtown. 380 00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:31,246 Hey. - No, no. 381 00:17:31,246 --> 00:17:32,079 - [Justin] Yeah. 382 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,799 Come on, don't make me pull out my nightstick. 383 00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:35,244 - Happy camper in Glazer's Toys! 384 00:17:35,244 --> 00:17:36,077 I repeat. 385 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,735 We have a happy camper in Glazer's Toys! 386 00:17:37,735 --> 00:17:40,280 - You can come over my house and sleep over if you want. 387 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,567 (groans) 388 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,781 - You like those foxholes? 389 00:17:43,781 --> 00:17:44,685 Here's a little foxhole. 390 00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:46,673 (grunting) 391 00:17:46,673 --> 00:17:48,653 It's just so damn cute. 392 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,945 - I, I don't like, I don't like cute things. 393 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,000 I like boy things! 394 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,952 - Know what they do to bitches like you up in prison, huh? 395 00:17:54,952 --> 00:17:56,333 - I'm not a bitch. 396 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,166 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 397 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:57,999 Stop, stop, stop. 398 00:17:57,999 --> 00:17:58,916 Let him go. 399 00:18:01,468 --> 00:18:02,301 Justin? 400 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:04,611 - Darnell? 401 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,157 - What was up with those guys? 402 00:18:07,157 --> 00:18:10,417 - Uh, well, they thought you like little boys. 403 00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,128 - Of course I like little boys. 404 00:18:12,128 --> 00:18:12,961 - No, no. 405 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:16,001 Like, they thought you like little boys. 406 00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:16,881 - Oh, my God. 407 00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:17,714 That's so gnarly. 408 00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:18,589 - Mm-hmm. 409 00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:20,057 - Ew. 410 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:20,890 Ew. 411 00:18:21,954 --> 00:18:22,852 You want some chew? 412 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,602 - Nah, go ahead, man. 413 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,402 You hit your head real hard, huh? 414 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,884 - You should come over my house. 415 00:18:32,884 --> 00:18:34,173 I'm hookin' up my Atari. 416 00:18:34,173 --> 00:18:36,702 It's gonna be awesome. 417 00:18:36,702 --> 00:18:37,936 - Man, I miss you, dog. 418 00:18:37,936 --> 00:18:38,769 I miss you. 419 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:39,852 You my nigga! 420 00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:43,599 - Darnell, that's a bad word. 421 00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:45,042 - Bitch, it's 2006! 422 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,561 You been sleepin' too long. 423 00:18:46,561 --> 00:18:49,408 After N.W.A. came out, everybody's been sayin' it. 424 00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:50,604 - What, what's N.W.A.? 425 00:18:50,604 --> 00:18:53,249 - Uh, Niggaz With Att, 426 00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:54,280 look, don't worry about it. 427 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,030 It's like my buddy, or my friend. 428 00:18:57,974 --> 00:19:00,462 - I'm sorry, Darnell. 429 00:19:00,462 --> 00:19:01,538 I was in a coma. 430 00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:02,955 - Yeah, you were. 431 00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:06,607 - You're a good nigger. 432 00:19:06,607 --> 00:19:08,362 You're the best nigger I ever had. 433 00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:11,529 (woman clears throat) 434 00:19:13,346 --> 00:19:14,679 - Mmm, mmm, mmm! 435 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,279 - Nigga, get up, get up, get up. 436 00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:22,318 (dramatic orchestral music) 437 00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:24,313 - Mrs. Schumacher, we can't give you a loan. 438 00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:25,964 This bank has already extended itself 439 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,047 for you as far as it can. 440 00:19:29,889 --> 00:19:33,474 - I don't, I don't think you understand, um, 441 00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:35,291 the extent of Justin's medical bills. 442 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,447 They're gigantic. 443 00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:39,698 And, um, I think we might be losing the house. 444 00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:43,030 And, um, I can't let that happen. 445 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:44,447 I just, I don't-- 446 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,968 - Hands are tied. 447 00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:56,863 - I gotta pay my parents back. 448 00:19:58,867 --> 00:19:59,700 Whoa. 449 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,533 Is this the new mall? 450 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,366 - [Darnell] This is it. 451 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,194 - It's like Epcot Center. 452 00:20:03,194 --> 00:20:05,444 Maybe I can get a job here. 453 00:20:07,463 --> 00:20:08,296 Holy crap! 454 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,120 What's goin' on here? 455 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:10,953 (clears Throat) 456 00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:11,786 - Red leather, yellow leather. 457 00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:12,627 Yellow leather, red leather. 458 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:13,769 (blowing through lips) 459 00:20:13,769 --> 00:20:14,602 Toy boat. 460 00:20:14,602 --> 00:20:17,089 Why isn't my microphone working? 461 00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:18,199 - They're shootin' a TV show. 462 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:19,206 I heard of this. 463 00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:22,459 It's like "American Idol" for dancing. 464 00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:23,709 - America what? 465 00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:26,003 - "Star Search". 466 00:20:26,003 --> 00:20:27,447 It's like "Star Search". 467 00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:29,243 For dancing. 468 00:20:29,243 --> 00:20:31,576 - Okay, stretch time's over. 469 00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:34,306 All right, girls. 470 00:20:34,306 --> 00:20:35,139 Let's take it from the top. 471 00:20:35,139 --> 00:20:37,639 (dance music) 472 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:42,247 - Boy, they really didn't stick that one. 473 00:20:43,687 --> 00:20:46,687 (light synth music) 474 00:20:47,532 --> 00:20:48,865 - That's better. 475 00:20:49,877 --> 00:20:51,515 - Oh. 476 00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:53,265 It, it's Ju, it's Ju, 477 00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:56,412 Ju, just-- 478 00:20:56,412 --> 00:20:57,418 - Oh, my God! 479 00:20:57,418 --> 00:20:58,251 Justin! 480 00:20:58,251 --> 00:20:59,084 Oh, my God! 481 00:20:59,084 --> 00:20:59,917 I can't believe my eyes! 482 00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:01,868 I never thought I'd see you again. 483 00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,701 - I never thought I'd, 484 00:21:04,739 --> 00:21:06,188 oh, my God. 485 00:21:06,188 --> 00:21:07,565 You really grew up. 486 00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:08,732 I mean, a lot. 487 00:21:09,617 --> 00:21:10,450 A lot, a lot. 488 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:11,283 - Uh-- 489 00:21:11,283 --> 00:21:12,648 - Oh, my God. - Okay. 490 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:13,682 You have to excuse him. 491 00:21:13,682 --> 00:21:14,850 I know I'm black, but I'm not invisible. 492 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:16,552 - Oh, my God, I'm sorry, Darnell. 493 00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:17,385 I didn't mean to be rude. 494 00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:18,218 - What's up, Jen? 495 00:21:18,218 --> 00:21:19,051 - I'm good. 496 00:21:19,051 --> 00:21:19,884 I'm real good. 497 00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:21,948 I'm the dance consultant for the new show. 498 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,033 - "Blue Lagoon"! 499 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,033 We never got to watch "Blue Lagoon". 500 00:21:29,296 --> 00:21:30,831 Betamax. 501 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,664 - Kapow! 502 00:21:31,664 --> 00:21:32,510 Whoo! 503 00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:35,436 (ominous orchestral music) 504 00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:37,051 - Kip, you remember Justin. 505 00:21:37,051 --> 00:21:37,884 - Nope. 506 00:21:40,455 --> 00:21:41,288 Wait. 507 00:21:41,288 --> 00:21:42,804 Did you cut my lawn a few weeks ago? 508 00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:43,981 - No. 509 00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:44,950 - Clean my pool? 510 00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:45,783 - No. 511 00:21:47,714 --> 00:21:49,222 - You're the jackass that flipped off 512 00:21:49,222 --> 00:21:51,336 the stage when we were kids. 513 00:21:51,336 --> 00:21:52,360 (laughs) 514 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,216 Oh, my God! 515 00:21:53,216 --> 00:21:54,980 I thought you were dead! 516 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,813 - Kip. 517 00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:57,332 - What, honey, he's like- Did you see his neck go 518 00:21:57,332 --> 00:21:58,207 (imitating cracking) 519 00:21:58,207 --> 00:21:59,040 like that. 520 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,859 Holy sh, I can't believe it. 521 00:22:01,859 --> 00:22:02,729 Hey, did you show him? 522 00:22:02,729 --> 00:22:04,646 Look, oh, wrong finger. 523 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:06,717 Look. 524 00:22:06,717 --> 00:22:08,550 - Ow. - We're engaged. 525 00:22:15,323 --> 00:22:16,156 You okay? 526 00:22:17,527 --> 00:22:21,460 You look like you just got punked, beyotch. 527 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:24,507 Well, it was great running into you, Dustin. 528 00:22:24,507 --> 00:22:25,340 Uh, here. 529 00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,181 Take a flyer. 530 00:22:30,362 --> 00:22:31,588 So, do you have a new phone number 531 00:22:31,588 --> 00:22:34,064 or are ya still livin' with mommy and daddy? 532 00:22:34,064 --> 00:22:37,347 - Still livin' with-- - I'm shocked! 533 00:22:37,347 --> 00:22:38,305 Well, we gotta run. 534 00:22:38,305 --> 00:22:39,138 So, here. 535 00:22:39,138 --> 00:22:40,266 Why don't you say good-bye to your new friend. 536 00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:42,034 Bye-bye, bye-bye. 537 00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:43,421 Use that hand later for something, huh, 538 00:22:43,421 --> 00:22:44,591 you little devil, you. 539 00:22:44,591 --> 00:22:45,424 Dick. 540 00:22:46,603 --> 00:22:47,827 - Let her go, man. 541 00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:50,463 There's plenty of hiz-os in the hiz-ouse. 542 00:22:50,463 --> 00:22:52,321 - Was he retarded before the coma? 543 00:22:52,321 --> 00:22:54,238 - But Jen was my hiz-o. 544 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,728 - Yeah. 545 00:22:56,728 --> 00:22:58,395 But now she's his-o. 546 00:23:01,202 --> 00:23:02,035 - No. 547 00:23:03,647 --> 00:23:05,285 All I gotta do is dog him on the dance floor. 548 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:06,118 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 549 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,528 Justin, no, no. 550 00:23:07,528 --> 00:23:08,361 Justin! 551 00:23:08,361 --> 00:23:09,194 Justin. 552 00:23:09,194 --> 00:23:10,027 Justin! 553 00:23:10,027 --> 00:23:10,860 No, no! 554 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,016 Oh, God. 555 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:15,542 He look like a chicken. 556 00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:17,096 Justin, no! 557 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,288 No! 558 00:23:18,288 --> 00:23:20,473 Justin, you're still weak! 559 00:23:20,473 --> 00:23:22,140 - Watch this, hiz-o. 560 00:23:23,094 --> 00:23:24,193 - [Darnell] What in the hell is he doin'? 561 00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:25,426 (laughing) 562 00:23:25,426 --> 00:23:26,676 Y'all know him? 563 00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:32,979 - Security. 564 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,997 (laughing) 565 00:23:38,405 --> 00:23:39,865 Don't feed the animal. 566 00:23:39,865 --> 00:23:40,969 (chuckles) 567 00:23:40,969 --> 00:23:42,691 I mean, I mean, come on. 568 00:23:42,691 --> 00:23:44,941 - [Justin] I hate everyone. 569 00:23:49,899 --> 00:23:50,774 - What are you doin'? 570 00:23:50,774 --> 00:23:52,794 - Killing myself. 571 00:23:52,794 --> 00:23:54,776 - With Pop Rocks and a soda? 572 00:23:54,776 --> 00:23:55,609 - Yeah. 573 00:23:57,841 --> 00:23:59,924 - Let me have it, Justin. 574 00:24:06,171 --> 00:24:07,004 Ahhh. 575 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:11,027 (gasping) 576 00:24:11,943 --> 00:24:13,373 I'm kidding, Justin. 577 00:24:13,373 --> 00:24:14,381 See? 578 00:24:14,381 --> 00:24:15,839 You won't die. 579 00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:16,846 - But Mikey. 580 00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:18,916 - It never happened. 581 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:23,626 You have a better chance of slittin' your wrist with this. 582 00:24:23,626 --> 00:24:24,459 Come on, man. 583 00:24:24,459 --> 00:24:25,459 Look at you. 584 00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:29,130 Where's the Rocket Shoe? 585 00:24:31,356 --> 00:24:32,960 - Hey, wait. 586 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,460 Did you read this? 587 00:24:35,927 --> 00:24:37,655 "Get 2 Steppin' Crew Edition. 588 00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:39,618 "Compete for the grand prize of a one-year contract 589 00:24:39,618 --> 00:24:41,613 "with D-Zone Videos and $100,000." 590 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:44,530 (triumphant music) 591 00:24:45,842 --> 00:24:47,935 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 592 00:24:47,935 --> 00:24:48,981 Hell no. 593 00:24:48,981 --> 00:24:49,991 Hell no, Justin. 594 00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:52,174 - No, Darnell, it's the only way. 595 00:24:52,174 --> 00:24:55,344 We win the contest, I get the money to pay back my parents, 596 00:24:55,344 --> 00:24:59,651 we stuff Kip so hard that Jen has to come back to me. 597 00:24:59,651 --> 00:25:02,354 Darnell, you know what we gotta do? 598 00:25:02,354 --> 00:25:04,749 We gotta get the Funky Fresh Boyz back together. 599 00:25:04,749 --> 00:25:05,582 Ow! 600 00:25:06,834 --> 00:25:08,751 - Didn't I say hell no? 601 00:25:10,257 --> 00:25:12,174 - Why are you so angry? 602 00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:15,785 - No. - Please. 603 00:25:15,785 --> 00:25:17,683 - Will you stop sayin' please, please? 604 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,890 Venus, Serena, say hi to Justin before I beat his ass. 605 00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:22,256 - I didn't know you had kids. 606 00:25:22,256 --> 00:25:23,244 - [Darnell] They ain't mine. 607 00:25:23,244 --> 00:25:24,077 - Huh? 608 00:25:24,077 --> 00:25:24,910 - Why y'all just sittin' here? 609 00:25:24,910 --> 00:25:26,981 Why y'all didn't clean up the house? 610 00:25:26,981 --> 00:25:27,981 - Cockroach! 611 00:25:28,914 --> 00:25:30,265 - Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. 612 00:25:30,265 --> 00:25:31,110 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 613 00:25:31,110 --> 00:25:34,133 Relax, relax, relax, relax. 614 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,695 It's not a real roach. 615 00:25:35,695 --> 00:25:37,756 It's one of my inventions. 616 00:25:37,756 --> 00:25:39,045 You remember when we were kids, 617 00:25:39,045 --> 00:25:42,437 they had those toys called the Wacky Wall Walkers? 618 00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:43,270 - Yeah. 619 00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:44,964 You could grab it, throw it against the wall. 620 00:25:44,964 --> 00:25:46,360 It would stick and crawl down- 621 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,099 - Right, you know how much the guy who invented that made? 622 00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:48,985 - [Justin] How much? 623 00:25:48,985 --> 00:25:49,839 - A hundred million dollars. 624 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,090 - Get out. 625 00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:52,139 - Yes, a hundred million dollars 626 00:25:52,139 --> 00:25:55,144 for a stupid Super Ball with snot on it. 627 00:25:55,144 --> 00:25:58,977 - And you think the next Wacky Wall Walker is? 628 00:26:00,703 --> 00:26:02,870 - The Ghetto Wall-Grabber. 629 00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:06,565 Here, try it. 630 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,398 (imitates snarl) 631 00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:09,178 Throw it right up against the wall. 632 00:26:09,178 --> 00:26:10,011 It just goes, 633 00:26:10,011 --> 00:26:10,844 (clicking tongue) 634 00:26:10,844 --> 00:26:12,594 comin' down the wall. 635 00:26:17,790 --> 00:26:18,669 - Wow, that's cool. 636 00:26:18,669 --> 00:26:19,502 That sticks. 637 00:26:19,502 --> 00:26:20,335 Wow, it's like a real roach. 638 00:26:20,335 --> 00:26:21,686 - Yep. 639 00:26:21,686 --> 00:26:24,057 I'll sell a million of those in Atlanta. 640 00:26:24,057 --> 00:26:26,114 - So what's stopping you from making your millions? 641 00:26:26,114 --> 00:26:28,354 - $10,000 in seed money. 642 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:30,014 That's what I need to get started. 643 00:26:30,014 --> 00:26:32,129 And as you can see, that ain't happening around here. 644 00:26:32,129 --> 00:26:33,654 Every time that stupid girl watch a video, 645 00:26:33,654 --> 00:26:34,671 she have another baby. 646 00:26:34,671 --> 00:26:35,679 - Hmm. 647 00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:36,651 $10,000. 648 00:26:36,651 --> 00:26:37,497 Seed money. 649 00:26:37,497 --> 00:26:38,330 Hmm. 650 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,428 I wonder where you could get that. 651 00:26:40,428 --> 00:26:42,055 - Uh, Justin. 652 00:26:42,055 --> 00:26:42,972 Uh, Justin. 653 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,576 (buzzing) 654 00:26:46,576 --> 00:26:47,689 (gasps) 655 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,834 (shouts) 656 00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:50,667 - Darnell. 657 00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:51,500 - [Darnell] Hey, Boo. 658 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,333 You got your hair did. 659 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,166 It looks real good. 660 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:53,999 - You bring the diapers? 661 00:26:53,999 --> 00:26:54,832 - They're right there. 662 00:26:54,832 --> 00:26:55,665 Hey, Tiger Woods! 663 00:26:55,665 --> 00:26:56,498 - [Roxanne] Where? 664 00:26:56,498 --> 00:26:57,331 - [Darnell] Right there, sweetie, right there. 665 00:26:57,331 --> 00:26:58,164 - Is that all you got? 666 00:26:58,164 --> 00:27:00,208 Boy, this ain't gonna last more than two days. 667 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,942 - It'd last a long time if they didn't doo-doo so much. 668 00:27:02,942 --> 00:27:04,061 I'm sorry, baby. 669 00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:04,942 I didn't have no more money. 670 00:27:04,942 --> 00:27:05,819 - You ain't got no more money. 671 00:27:05,819 --> 00:27:08,195 How come every time I ask you for something 672 00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:09,306 you ain't got money? 673 00:27:09,306 --> 00:27:10,299 But when you need to buy parts 674 00:27:10,299 --> 00:27:11,665 and shit for your little inventions, 675 00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:14,402 you got more money than 50 Cent? 676 00:27:14,402 --> 00:27:16,051 Like this. 677 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:16,978 What is this? 678 00:27:16,978 --> 00:27:17,843 What? 679 00:27:17,843 --> 00:27:21,123 - It's an automatic jean tight-roller. 680 00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:24,008 - Ain't nobody tight-rollin' their jeans no more, fool! 681 00:27:24,008 --> 00:27:25,341 - But, baby, this one's automatic. 682 00:27:25,341 --> 00:27:28,187 - I don't care if it's automatic, systematic, Veg-O-Matic. 683 00:27:28,187 --> 00:27:29,580 I don't give a shit-o-matic. 684 00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:33,497 Ain't nobody tight-rollin' their jeans no more. 685 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,571 - Excuse me, ma'am. 686 00:27:38,483 --> 00:27:40,054 - Who the hell are you? 687 00:27:40,054 --> 00:27:41,438 - I know a way Darnell could get enough money 688 00:27:41,438 --> 00:27:42,453 to make his inventions 689 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,717 and keep your kids in diapers for the rest of their lives. 690 00:27:44,717 --> 00:27:47,213 (suspenseful orchestral music) 691 00:27:47,213 --> 00:27:48,171 (groans) 692 00:27:48,171 --> 00:27:49,050 - Damn, baby! 693 00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:50,168 I can't dance like that no more. 694 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,015 I'm a grown-ass man! 695 00:27:51,015 --> 00:27:52,147 - For 100 grand? 696 00:27:52,147 --> 00:27:55,007 You better bust a move, drop it like it's hot. 697 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,636 Now, I don't want to see your black ass again 698 00:27:56,636 --> 00:27:59,212 until you got a whole lot of money 699 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:01,379 or a whole lot of diapers. 700 00:28:04,155 --> 00:28:05,034 - Oh, hell no. 701 00:28:05,034 --> 00:28:07,403 You don't close my door like that. 702 00:28:07,403 --> 00:28:08,848 - What you say, nigga? 703 00:28:08,848 --> 00:28:09,681 - Uh, nothin'. 704 00:28:09,681 --> 00:28:10,514 I'm your nigga. 705 00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:11,904 - Now get to steppin'. 706 00:28:11,904 --> 00:28:13,017 (groans) 707 00:28:13,017 --> 00:28:13,850 - [Darnell] I'm goin', baby. 708 00:28:13,850 --> 00:28:14,683 - Bitch-slapped. 709 00:28:14,683 --> 00:28:15,516 You too. 710 00:28:15,516 --> 00:28:16,349 - I'm gonna step. 711 00:28:16,349 --> 00:28:17,182 I will step. 712 00:28:17,182 --> 00:28:18,355 Thank you. 713 00:28:18,355 --> 00:28:20,545 - I ain't playin' with you. 714 00:28:20,545 --> 00:28:22,432 - Man, I hope you know what the hell you're doin'. 715 00:28:22,432 --> 00:28:23,751 - Oh, I know what we're doing. 716 00:28:23,751 --> 00:28:25,877 We're getting the Funky Fresh Boyz back together. 717 00:28:25,877 --> 00:28:28,960 (upbeat synth music) 718 00:28:30,465 --> 00:28:31,801 Is this the right place? 719 00:28:31,801 --> 00:28:33,921 - Yeah, his mom said he comin' by here any second. 720 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:35,415 (beeping) 721 00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:36,498 What is that? 722 00:28:38,045 --> 00:28:39,268 - Is that Hector? 723 00:28:39,268 --> 00:28:41,851 (upbeat music) 724 00:28:45,739 --> 00:28:47,925 - Or some dude that ate Hector. 725 00:28:47,925 --> 00:28:48,758 - [Justin] Man. 726 00:28:48,758 --> 00:28:53,008 - That nigga about a six piece with extra biscuits. 727 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,010 Damn, that nigga big. 728 00:28:56,010 --> 00:28:59,475 - You gotta move this car before I have it towed. 729 00:28:59,475 --> 00:29:00,706 (beeping) 730 00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:01,706 Mr. Jackson? 731 00:29:03,926 --> 00:29:05,259 Darnell Jackson? 732 00:29:07,306 --> 00:29:08,688 - Hector! 733 00:29:08,688 --> 00:29:10,660 (both laughing) 734 00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:12,972 And you know who this comatose bitch is, right? 735 00:29:12,972 --> 00:29:13,805 - No way! 736 00:29:13,805 --> 00:29:15,363 Justin! - Hey, buddy. 737 00:29:15,363 --> 00:29:16,572 - I can't believe it! 738 00:29:16,572 --> 00:29:17,453 Oh, my God! 739 00:29:17,453 --> 00:29:18,286 You're alive! 740 00:29:18,286 --> 00:29:19,297 (groans) 741 00:29:19,297 --> 00:29:21,090 (laughing) 742 00:29:21,090 --> 00:29:22,379 - Okay, okay, okay. 743 00:29:22,379 --> 00:29:23,512 Hector, Hector. 744 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:24,345 - Oh, man. 745 00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:25,178 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 746 00:29:25,178 --> 00:29:26,274 Wait a minute, wait. 747 00:29:26,274 --> 00:29:27,924 How long have you been a meter bitch? 748 00:29:27,924 --> 00:29:28,892 - Traffic warden. 749 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:29,788 - Mmm. 750 00:29:29,788 --> 00:29:30,666 - Few years. 751 00:29:30,666 --> 00:29:33,470 Rough times out here in the streets of the Valley. 752 00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:34,970 818 ain't no joke. 753 00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:38,030 I've been shot at. 754 00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:39,296 I've been peed on. 755 00:29:39,296 --> 00:29:40,619 - What? 756 00:29:40,619 --> 00:29:42,125 - But I helped a lot of people. 757 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,042 - Man, you the meter bitch. 758 00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:45,129 Who you help? 759 00:29:45,129 --> 00:29:45,962 - Uh, hmm. 760 00:29:51,728 --> 00:29:52,590 Oh! 761 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:55,840 I once let David Hasselhoff out of a ticket. 762 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,411 You know, he sometimes drives around L.A. 763 00:29:57,411 --> 00:30:00,079 in a full replica of KITT. 764 00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:01,165 - Wow. 765 00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:02,332 - Yeah, right? 766 00:30:03,881 --> 00:30:05,688 - We're gettin' the Funky Fresh Boyz back together 767 00:30:05,688 --> 00:30:08,771 and we need Hector "Popcorn" Jimenez. 768 00:30:09,991 --> 00:30:10,824 - I don't know, guys. 769 00:30:10,824 --> 00:30:11,657 - It's okay. 770 00:30:11,657 --> 00:30:12,490 We understand. 771 00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:13,323 You're too busy. 772 00:30:13,323 --> 00:30:14,406 We know you gotta get up in the morning 773 00:30:14,406 --> 00:30:16,600 and eat a Krispy Kreme burrito. 774 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,278 - Just 'cause I'm fat doesn't mean I can't break. 775 00:30:20,278 --> 00:30:21,405 (grunts) 776 00:30:21,405 --> 00:30:22,522 Check this out. 777 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:24,939 (vocalizing) 778 00:30:32,126 --> 00:30:34,293 (panting) 779 00:30:35,253 --> 00:30:37,670 (vocalizing) 780 00:30:48,908 --> 00:30:52,886 - You know break-dancing burns a lot of calories, right? 781 00:30:52,886 --> 00:30:57,268 - Now, if Aki's a quadriplegic, we're gettin' somewhere. 782 00:30:57,268 --> 00:30:58,407 - Sorry, guys. 783 00:30:58,407 --> 00:31:00,433 I have a real job now. 784 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:04,385 There is no frickin' way I'm joining a break-dance squad. 785 00:31:04,385 --> 00:31:05,218 - Wait. 786 00:31:05,218 --> 00:31:06,051 Why? 787 00:31:06,051 --> 00:31:07,484 Why are you talkin' like that? 788 00:31:07,484 --> 00:31:08,317 - Like what? 789 00:31:08,317 --> 00:31:09,150 All negative? 790 00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:09,983 I-- 791 00:31:09,983 --> 00:31:11,733 - No, like, um, you-- 792 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,010 - You know. 793 00:31:15,010 --> 00:31:16,062 You know. 794 00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:17,397 You used to-- 795 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,409 - Come on, bitch. 796 00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:19,742 Say booty twaps! 797 00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:21,888 - It's booby traps. 798 00:31:21,888 --> 00:31:24,473 - No, but say booty twaps 'cause it's awesome. 799 00:31:24,473 --> 00:31:25,306 - No. 800 00:31:25,306 --> 00:31:26,139 - Please. 801 00:31:26,139 --> 00:31:27,889 Aki, I was in a coma. 802 00:31:31,176 --> 00:31:32,009 - Okay. 803 00:31:34,224 --> 00:31:35,098 Booty twaps. 804 00:31:35,098 --> 00:31:37,580 (all laughing) 805 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:39,997 - I love it when you do that! 806 00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:46,649 I love it when you say that! 807 00:31:46,649 --> 00:31:48,002 You look so stupid! 808 00:31:48,002 --> 00:31:50,252 (laughing) 809 00:31:52,821 --> 00:31:54,074 - It's funny! 810 00:31:54,074 --> 00:31:55,406 Asian guy funny! 811 00:31:55,406 --> 00:31:57,399 The yellow guy! 812 00:31:57,399 --> 00:31:58,344 I knew it. 813 00:31:58,344 --> 00:31:59,472 I knew it. 814 00:31:59,472 --> 00:32:00,679 I was never your friend. 815 00:32:00,679 --> 00:32:02,376 I was your damn mascot. 816 00:32:02,376 --> 00:32:06,310 Your little Ewok, Mogwai, Golden Child, Mr. Miyagi. 817 00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:08,330 Wax on, wax off, huh? 818 00:32:08,330 --> 00:32:09,163 Yeah. 819 00:32:09,163 --> 00:32:10,298 (laughing) 820 00:32:10,298 --> 00:32:11,131 No. 821 00:32:12,427 --> 00:32:13,636 You know, I was at that school for a year 822 00:32:13,636 --> 00:32:15,568 before you guys talked to me. 823 00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:18,736 Then came a little movie called Sixteen frickin' Candles. 824 00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:21,250 The second I saw it, I knew what was coming the next day. 825 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:25,553 200 kids begging me to say, "Ooooh, sexy grilfriend. 826 00:32:25,553 --> 00:32:27,516 "What's happenin', hot stuff? 827 00:32:27,516 --> 00:32:29,065 (imitating foreign language) 828 00:32:29,065 --> 00:32:30,607 (all laughing) 829 00:32:30,607 --> 00:32:35,016 (imitating foreign language) 830 00:32:35,016 --> 00:32:36,592 "Get in that foxhole, gook! 831 00:32:36,592 --> 00:32:37,625 (imitates shotgun cocking) 832 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:38,958 "Mao, Mao, Mao!" 833 00:32:40,034 --> 00:32:40,867 No! 834 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:45,279 You frickin' round eyes ate it up for 10 years. 835 00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:46,301 - Round eye? 836 00:32:46,301 --> 00:32:47,584 I'm Mexican, ese. 837 00:32:47,584 --> 00:32:49,469 These are bean shape. 838 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,282 - 10 years of taking advantage of my accent because, 839 00:32:52,282 --> 00:32:56,865 "Indy, I ruv you" and "robster craws" is so damn funny. 840 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:00,331 Not anymore. 841 00:33:00,331 --> 00:33:04,520 Thanks to thousands in speech therapy, I talk like this. 842 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,776 I act like this. 843 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:06,693 I blend in. 844 00:33:10,765 --> 00:33:13,328 - Do you have any extra 2111s? 845 00:33:13,328 --> 00:33:16,710 (gong crashing) 846 00:33:16,710 --> 00:33:17,983 - Hi, Yun. 847 00:33:17,983 --> 00:33:21,650 (speaking foreign language) 848 00:33:23,615 --> 00:33:24,698 - I'm Jewish. 849 00:33:27,455 --> 00:33:28,456 - Damn, Aki. 850 00:33:28,456 --> 00:33:29,537 You blendin' in real good. 851 00:33:29,537 --> 00:33:32,045 She didn't even know your ass was here. 852 00:33:32,045 --> 00:33:32,925 Uh, excuse me. 853 00:33:32,925 --> 00:33:33,758 Uh, Lucy Liu. 854 00:33:33,758 --> 00:33:34,984 (stammering) 855 00:33:34,984 --> 00:33:35,953 - Don't! 856 00:33:35,953 --> 00:33:36,786 - Relax. 857 00:33:36,786 --> 00:33:37,619 I got you, dog. 858 00:33:37,619 --> 00:33:38,683 Uh, excuse me, geisha. 859 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,917 Do you have any idea who it was you 860 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:41,964 just corresponded with here? 861 00:33:41,964 --> 00:33:43,225 - No. 862 00:33:43,225 --> 00:33:45,816 - Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, 863 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:49,063 Aki, have of sleeping with you? 864 00:33:49,063 --> 00:33:49,896 - 0%. 865 00:33:51,593 --> 00:33:53,098 - One more question, please. 866 00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:56,515 What if he's a professional break-dancer? 867 00:33:58,644 --> 00:33:59,477 - 2%. 868 00:34:01,233 --> 00:34:04,104 - Mathematically that's an infinity percent increase. 869 00:34:04,104 --> 00:34:04,998 - Yes! 870 00:34:04,998 --> 00:34:06,165 That's my Aki! 871 00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:08,272 Homeboys forever? 872 00:34:08,272 --> 00:34:09,282 - Uh-huh. 873 00:34:09,282 --> 00:34:10,303 - Homeboys forever. 874 00:34:10,303 --> 00:34:11,888 - Homeboys forever. 875 00:34:11,888 --> 00:34:12,767 - [Hector] Homeboys forever. 876 00:34:12,767 --> 00:34:13,600 - Yeah! 877 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,925 - [All] Funky Fresh Boyz! 878 00:34:14,925 --> 00:34:17,251 (all cheering) 879 00:34:17,251 --> 00:34:19,632 - If that's what you guys are gonna call yourselves, 880 00:34:19,632 --> 00:34:22,831 it goes back down to 1%. 881 00:34:22,831 --> 00:34:23,947 - 1% is still good. 882 00:34:23,947 --> 00:34:24,805 - Yeah. - Yeah. 883 00:34:24,805 --> 00:34:26,616 - Better than zero. 884 00:34:26,616 --> 00:34:29,023 - Fuck you, Mr. Ferguson! 885 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:29,901 I'm kidding. 886 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,734 I still need this job. 887 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:34,949 - Oh! 888 00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:35,782 Geez. 889 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,430 - [Justin] What the heck, lady? 890 00:34:37,430 --> 00:34:38,263 - I'm sorry. 891 00:34:38,263 --> 00:34:39,667 I didn't-- - Crazy, wha-- 892 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:40,500 - Jen. 893 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,333 - Justin. 894 00:34:44,548 --> 00:34:45,990 - What are you doin' here? 895 00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:47,453 - What's all this? 896 00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:48,286 - Oh. 897 00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,413 We're getting the Boyz back together for your contest. 898 00:34:50,413 --> 00:34:51,246 - Cool. 899 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,881 You ever think about updating a bit? 900 00:34:54,881 --> 00:34:56,982 These clothes are pretty old-school. 901 00:34:56,982 --> 00:34:59,118 - I only ever went to one school. 902 00:34:59,118 --> 00:35:01,368 - And those moves are wack. 903 00:35:02,776 --> 00:35:04,141 - What you talkin' about, Jen? 904 00:35:04,141 --> 00:35:05,318 If I went beat boy right here, 905 00:35:05,318 --> 00:35:07,501 I'd have a crowd around me in two funky seconds. 906 00:35:07,501 --> 00:35:08,669 - 'Cause everyone would want 907 00:35:08,669 --> 00:35:10,918 to see a real-life time machine. 908 00:35:10,918 --> 00:35:11,918 - Is that a challenge? 909 00:35:11,918 --> 00:35:14,574 - No, it's really not a challenge. 910 00:35:14,574 --> 00:35:15,407 - Yo, DJ! 911 00:35:17,472 --> 00:35:18,853 - I'm DJ? 912 00:35:18,853 --> 00:35:20,941 - Give me a beat! 913 00:35:20,941 --> 00:35:22,512 - I have beet. 914 00:35:22,512 --> 00:35:24,014 - No, please don't. 915 00:35:24,014 --> 00:35:24,847 - Oh, oh. 916 00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:27,387 (speaking foreign language) 917 00:35:27,387 --> 00:35:30,575 (singing in foreign language) 918 00:35:30,575 --> 00:35:31,408 - God! 919 00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:36,094 - What's wrong with that? 920 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:37,538 Persian classic, man! 921 00:35:37,538 --> 00:35:40,391 (old-school hip-hop music) 922 00:35:40,391 --> 00:35:41,224 - Yes. 923 00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:42,057 Okay. 924 00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:44,999 - Hey! 925 00:35:46,247 --> 00:35:47,580 That's my house! 926 00:35:49,528 --> 00:35:52,445 Hey, that shiny man stole my house! 927 00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:55,168 - [Justin] What the? 928 00:35:56,164 --> 00:35:58,328 - Hey, shiny man. 929 00:35:58,328 --> 00:35:59,431 You break-dance? 930 00:35:59,431 --> 00:36:00,264 - Yeah. 931 00:36:00,264 --> 00:36:03,432 - Back in the day, I was the break-dance bomb. 932 00:36:03,432 --> 00:36:06,849 They used to call me Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Carl. 933 00:36:10,058 --> 00:36:11,345 DJ! 934 00:36:11,345 --> 00:36:12,179 - I'm not DJ. 935 00:36:12,179 --> 00:36:14,442 (speaking foreign language) 936 00:36:14,442 --> 00:36:15,765 ♪ I said a hip hop ♪ 937 00:36:15,765 --> 00:36:16,770 ♪ Hippie to the hippie ♪ 938 00:36:16,770 --> 00:36:19,315 ♪ The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out ♪ 939 00:36:19,315 --> 00:36:20,884 ♪ Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie ♪ 940 00:36:20,884 --> 00:36:22,430 ♪ To the rhythm of the boogie the beat ♪ 941 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,438 (grunting) 942 00:36:23,438 --> 00:36:25,962 ♪ Now, what you hear is not a test I'm rappin' to the beat ♪ 943 00:36:25,962 --> 00:36:27,428 (farts) 944 00:36:27,428 --> 00:36:29,470 ♪ And me, the groove, and my friends ♪ 945 00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:31,569 ♪ Are gonna try to move your feet ♪ 946 00:36:31,569 --> 00:36:32,819 - Oh, I feel... 947 00:36:40,968 --> 00:36:42,844 (light orchestral music) 948 00:36:42,844 --> 00:36:44,107 - Yo, Hammer pants. 949 00:36:44,107 --> 00:36:46,119 What brought that on? 950 00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:48,344 - There just comes a time when we heed a certain call 951 00:36:48,344 --> 00:36:50,462 when the world must come together as one. 952 00:36:50,462 --> 00:36:52,772 (chuckles) 953 00:36:52,772 --> 00:36:53,605 - Wow. 954 00:36:56,728 --> 00:36:57,811 I missed you. 955 00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:03,583 I should get going. 956 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:04,416 - Yeah. 957 00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:05,571 Me too. 958 00:37:05,571 --> 00:37:06,404 Okay? 959 00:37:07,451 --> 00:37:08,736 Thanks for the advice. 960 00:37:08,736 --> 00:37:09,788 - [Jen] You know. 961 00:37:09,788 --> 00:37:10,621 Anytime. 962 00:37:10,621 --> 00:37:11,454 I'll call you. 963 00:37:11,454 --> 00:37:12,803 - Yeah. 964 00:37:12,803 --> 00:37:13,806 Okay, guys. 965 00:37:13,806 --> 00:37:15,209 We're gonna need to update our style 966 00:37:15,209 --> 00:37:16,403 since the last time we performed. 967 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,798 - We need to start by updating 968 00:37:17,798 --> 00:37:19,752 these freakin' parachute pants! 969 00:37:19,752 --> 00:37:24,169 (grunting) (panting) 970 00:37:25,015 --> 00:37:27,199 Ain't nobody wearin' parachute pants no more. 971 00:37:27,199 --> 00:37:28,959 - Parachute pants are timeless. 972 00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:29,931 (all groan) 973 00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:30,764 Fine. 974 00:37:30,764 --> 00:37:33,228 Let's just go through the old AppleJack 2012 routine. 975 00:37:33,228 --> 00:37:34,432 - Uh, no. 976 00:37:34,432 --> 00:37:35,265 - Yeah. 977 00:37:36,623 --> 00:37:37,548 ('80s dance music) 978 00:37:37,548 --> 00:37:38,762 - Come on, man. 979 00:37:38,762 --> 00:37:39,801 - Ready? 980 00:37:39,801 --> 00:37:41,801 Five, six, seven, eight. 981 00:37:44,405 --> 00:37:46,100 (groans) 982 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:46,933 - Oh, man! 983 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:47,934 What the hell are you doin'? 984 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:48,898 Which way you gonna go? 985 00:37:48,898 --> 00:37:49,765 - Man, you're f-in' me up. 986 00:37:49,765 --> 00:37:51,188 I'm supposed to go left. 987 00:37:51,188 --> 00:37:52,021 - Half of you did go left. 988 00:37:52,021 --> 00:37:53,609 But the other half went right. 989 00:37:53,609 --> 00:37:54,754 How many halves you got? 990 00:37:54,754 --> 00:37:56,013 - Guys, come on. 991 00:37:56,013 --> 00:37:59,745 Let, let's just start with something a little simpler, okay? 992 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,643 Let's just start with the robot. 993 00:38:01,643 --> 00:38:03,120 Okay? 994 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:03,953 All right. 995 00:38:03,953 --> 00:38:04,786 Remember, guys. 996 00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:05,619 You're like a mannequin. 997 00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:06,452 Okay? 998 00:38:14,871 --> 00:38:15,704 - Whoa, whoa. 999 00:38:15,704 --> 00:38:16,537 Wait, wait, wait. 1000 00:38:16,537 --> 00:38:17,370 Wait, wait, wait. 1001 00:38:17,370 --> 00:38:18,203 Aki, what the hell are you doin'? 1002 00:38:18,203 --> 00:38:19,036 Come on, man. 1003 00:38:19,036 --> 00:38:20,527 The robot's supposed to be your thing. 1004 00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:24,573 You look like C-3PO with R2-D2 stuck up his ass. 1005 00:38:24,573 --> 00:38:25,406 (phone rings) 1006 00:38:25,406 --> 00:38:26,239 - Shut up! 1007 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,072 They don't do this anymore. 1008 00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:28,481 - Guys, this is serious. 1009 00:38:28,481 --> 00:38:30,435 We need to win this contest. 1010 00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:32,832 And we can't let anything stand in our way. 1011 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:33,665 - Hey. 1012 00:38:33,665 --> 00:38:34,604 Who wants cookies? 1013 00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:35,840 - Mom! 1014 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,577 You're ruining everything. 1015 00:38:37,577 --> 00:38:40,309 - Justin Allen, what could I possibly be ruining? 1016 00:38:40,309 --> 00:38:42,018 Oh, oh. - How many you need? 1017 00:38:42,018 --> 00:38:44,435 - You have a girl on the phone for you. 1018 00:38:44,435 --> 00:38:46,331 (all laughing) 1019 00:38:46,331 --> 00:38:47,164 - Shut up! 1020 00:38:48,164 --> 00:38:48,997 Shut up! 1021 00:38:52,314 --> 00:38:53,147 Hello. 1022 00:38:53,147 --> 00:38:53,998 - [Jen] Justin. 1023 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:54,867 - Hi, Jen. 1024 00:38:54,867 --> 00:38:57,001 - [Jen] Do you have VH1 on? 1025 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:57,918 - Uh, yeah. 1026 00:38:59,186 --> 00:39:00,247 No. 1027 00:39:00,247 --> 00:39:01,254 Oh. 1028 00:39:01,254 --> 00:39:02,337 Turn it down! 1029 00:39:03,990 --> 00:39:04,823 Hi. 1030 00:39:04,823 --> 00:39:05,919 - You are so lucky you missed out 1031 00:39:05,919 --> 00:39:07,561 when that song was popular. 1032 00:39:07,561 --> 00:39:11,284 That and "Whoomp! (There It Is)". 1033 00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:14,251 Listen, Kip's throwing this big party for the show. 1034 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,914 You should come. 1035 00:39:15,914 --> 00:39:17,262 It's a pretty fun club. 1036 00:39:17,262 --> 00:39:18,929 - I was in D&D Club. 1037 00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:21,993 Oh, it's not that kind of club? 1038 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,493 (dance music) 1039 00:39:26,285 --> 00:39:28,621 ♪ Say what ♪ 1040 00:39:28,621 --> 00:39:30,591 ♪ We gonna bust 'em ♪ 1041 00:39:30,591 --> 00:39:33,593 ♪ Say it ♪ 1042 00:39:33,593 --> 00:39:35,110 ♪ We gonna bust 'em ♪ 1043 00:39:35,110 --> 00:39:36,629 ♪ It was a club night ♪ 1044 00:39:36,629 --> 00:39:37,712 ♪ Quarter to 10 ♪ 1045 00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:39,269 ♪ I'm in the car ♪ 1046 00:39:39,269 --> 00:39:40,102 - Justin! 1047 00:39:41,152 --> 00:39:42,902 I'm so glad you came. 1048 00:39:44,222 --> 00:39:45,467 How do you like this place? 1049 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:47,629 ♪ Got me feelin' like a jerk again ♪ 1050 00:39:47,629 --> 00:39:50,345 ♪ I never met a man with one again ♪ 1051 00:39:50,345 --> 00:39:51,178 - Don't worry. 1052 00:39:51,178 --> 00:39:52,276 I learned about this in school. 1053 00:39:52,276 --> 00:39:54,515 ♪ Back of the line ♪ 1054 00:39:54,515 --> 00:39:55,348 - Justin? 1055 00:39:55,348 --> 00:39:57,492 (grunting) 1056 00:39:57,492 --> 00:39:58,513 - You're having a seizure. 1057 00:39:58,513 --> 00:39:59,577 Don't swallow your tongue. 1058 00:39:59,577 --> 00:40:00,410 - [Jen] Justin! 1059 00:40:00,410 --> 00:40:01,243 - Don't swallow it. 1060 00:40:01,243 --> 00:40:02,457 - [Jen] Justin, get up off the man. 1061 00:40:02,457 --> 00:40:04,074 He's krumping. 1062 00:40:04,074 --> 00:40:05,204 - Get out of here! 1063 00:40:05,204 --> 00:40:07,449 Get a real wallet! 1064 00:40:07,449 --> 00:40:08,282 - Waterproof. 1065 00:40:08,282 --> 00:40:09,115 Jealous? 1066 00:40:11,264 --> 00:40:12,113 (laughing) 1067 00:40:12,113 --> 00:40:12,946 - Hey. 1068 00:40:12,946 --> 00:40:14,406 The crapper's right around the corner. 1069 00:40:14,406 --> 00:40:15,239 Yeah. 1070 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:16,072 You can't miss it. 1071 00:40:16,072 --> 00:40:16,905 It says "W"-- - Hey, Kip, look who I found. 1072 00:40:16,905 --> 00:40:17,738 - What? 1073 00:40:17,738 --> 00:40:18,799 Hey! 1074 00:40:18,799 --> 00:40:19,716 Senor Coma. 1075 00:40:20,632 --> 00:40:22,859 Say, isn't it past your bedtime? 1076 00:40:22,859 --> 00:40:23,692 - No. 1077 00:40:23,692 --> 00:40:25,729 Mom said I could stay out till midnight. 1078 00:40:25,729 --> 00:40:26,863 - Whoa! 1079 00:40:26,863 --> 00:40:27,878 Holy smokes, Jen. 1080 00:40:27,878 --> 00:40:28,711 Midnight, huh? 1081 00:40:28,711 --> 00:40:29,617 - [Justin] Yeah. 1082 00:40:29,617 --> 00:40:31,963 - Is your mom gonna be waiting for you in the station wagon? 1083 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:32,796 - No. 1084 00:40:32,796 --> 00:40:33,629 I rode my bike. 1085 00:40:33,629 --> 00:40:34,462 - He's got a bike. 1086 00:40:34,462 --> 00:40:35,295 That's pretty cool. 1087 00:40:35,295 --> 00:40:36,297 I had a bike. 1088 00:40:36,297 --> 00:40:37,982 Do you have, uh, the, uh, streamers on the handlebars? 1089 00:40:37,982 --> 00:40:39,784 Or how about the baseball cards in the spokes? 1090 00:40:39,784 --> 00:40:40,617 Remember those? 1091 00:40:40,617 --> 00:40:42,248 (thumping) 1092 00:40:42,248 --> 00:40:43,838 - Kip, stop it. 1093 00:40:43,838 --> 00:40:45,039 - I had a bike, Jen. 1094 00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:46,280 I was just kidding with him. 1095 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,113 - I got mags. 1096 00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:48,572 - You're a fag. 1097 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:49,579 - Hey, Andrew McCarthy. 1098 00:40:49,579 --> 00:40:50,488 Jen, I'll be right back. 1099 00:40:50,488 --> 00:40:51,321 Hey. 1100 00:40:51,321 --> 00:40:54,817 Why don't you go to the bar and get us a drink. 1101 00:40:54,817 --> 00:40:57,203 - Well, do they have fruit punch? 1102 00:40:57,203 --> 00:40:58,936 - The fruitiest. 1103 00:40:58,936 --> 00:40:59,769 (imitates slurp) 1104 00:40:59,769 --> 00:41:01,276 Delicious. 1105 00:41:01,276 --> 00:41:02,109 - Sounds good. 1106 00:41:02,109 --> 00:41:03,109 - Delicious. 1107 00:41:04,502 --> 00:41:06,919 - Here's lookin' at you, kid. 1108 00:41:09,793 --> 00:41:11,126 - You're a jerk. 1109 00:41:12,373 --> 00:41:13,206 - Hey. 1110 00:41:17,388 --> 00:41:18,728 - Frontsies. 1111 00:41:18,728 --> 00:41:20,311 - Get away from me. 1112 00:41:23,634 --> 00:41:24,634 - Frontsies. 1113 00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:27,578 - No. 1114 00:41:28,682 --> 00:41:29,515 Backsies. 1115 00:41:30,378 --> 00:41:32,012 ♪ So I'm here sitting here strummin' ♪ 1116 00:41:32,012 --> 00:41:33,016 ♪ With the thing hanging ♪ 1117 00:41:33,016 --> 00:41:33,849 ♪ With a hot hot drop ♪ 1118 00:41:33,849 --> 00:41:35,003 ♪ Got the A&R lips ♪ 1119 00:41:35,003 --> 00:41:36,992 ♪ Typically the ride from the day before ♪ 1120 00:41:36,992 --> 00:41:37,894 ♪ Sittin' beautifully ♪ 1121 00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:39,528 ♪ But I let the booty done blind me ♪ 1122 00:41:39,528 --> 00:41:41,600 ♪ You know the mad songs all the time ♪ 1123 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,937 ♪ Hot rod ♪ 1124 00:41:42,937 --> 00:41:44,434 - You havin' some fun yet? 1125 00:41:44,434 --> 00:41:45,983 - This place is okay. 1126 00:41:45,983 --> 00:41:47,461 There's nothin' to do. 1127 00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:48,572 - [Kip] Shut up. 1128 00:41:48,572 --> 00:41:49,671 All right, look around you. 1129 00:41:49,671 --> 00:41:51,720 This place is freakin' amazing. 1130 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,535 - I'm gonna have a birthday party at Chim E. Changa's. 1131 00:41:53,535 --> 00:41:55,892 That place is awesome. 1132 00:41:55,892 --> 00:41:57,113 - You wanna have fun? 1133 00:41:57,113 --> 00:41:58,751 Learn to dance like the brother. 1134 00:41:58,751 --> 00:41:59,879 I can help you out. 1135 00:41:59,879 --> 00:42:00,712 Here. 1136 00:42:00,712 --> 00:42:02,362 Taste some of this. 1137 00:42:02,362 --> 00:42:04,279 Gives you wings, buddy. 1138 00:42:07,790 --> 00:42:08,956 - Whoa. 1139 00:42:08,956 --> 00:42:10,873 It tastes like a laser. 1140 00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:12,569 Mmm. 1141 00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:18,647 (electronic dance music) 1142 00:42:25,121 --> 00:42:26,773 - Justin. 1143 00:42:26,773 --> 00:42:27,606 Justin. 1144 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,681 Justin. 1145 00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:31,937 Come on, baby. 1146 00:42:31,937 --> 00:42:33,551 Justin. 1147 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,878 - Emmanuel Lewis? 1148 00:42:34,878 --> 00:42:37,389 What are you doin' here? 1149 00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:39,285 - Mackin' hos. 1150 00:42:39,285 --> 00:42:41,047 - You mack hos? 1151 00:42:41,047 --> 00:42:44,794 - I mack hos five nights a week, trick. 1152 00:42:44,794 --> 00:42:48,285 You ain't never seen none of my home videos? 1153 00:42:48,285 --> 00:42:49,549 Dang. 1154 00:42:49,549 --> 00:42:50,479 Whoo! 1155 00:42:50,479 --> 00:42:52,812 (laughing) 1156 00:42:54,068 --> 00:42:55,318 - [Jen] Justin. 1157 00:42:57,087 --> 00:42:57,920 - Jen. 1158 00:43:00,221 --> 00:43:01,745 - Justin, should I call you a cab? 1159 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:02,829 - Don't call me a cab. 1160 00:43:02,829 --> 00:43:03,912 You're a cab. 1161 00:43:05,309 --> 00:43:08,795 - I missed you so much, my little angel hair pasta. 1162 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:10,049 Yes, I'm a jerk. 1163 00:43:10,049 --> 00:43:11,549 I'm a, I'm a jerk. 1164 00:43:17,882 --> 00:43:19,799 Justin, we're gonna go. 1165 00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:21,996 You suck. 1166 00:43:24,117 --> 00:43:25,617 - I gotta go home. 1167 00:43:26,999 --> 00:43:29,416 (vocalizing) 1168 00:43:31,002 --> 00:43:31,962 (knocking on door) 1169 00:43:31,962 --> 00:43:33,721 Somebody's in here. 1170 00:43:33,721 --> 00:43:34,651 - Okay. 1171 00:43:34,651 --> 00:43:35,511 Okay! 1172 00:43:35,511 --> 00:43:37,364 All right then. 1173 00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:39,636 - Justin, your father and I are not happy 1174 00:43:39,636 --> 00:43:42,135 with the way you have been acting. 1175 00:43:42,135 --> 00:43:43,518 Coming in at all hours. 1176 00:43:43,518 --> 00:43:45,635 And you cannot sit still for longer than two seconds. 1177 00:43:45,635 --> 00:43:48,983 It's like you're a 12-year-old stuck in a 30-year-old body. 1178 00:43:48,983 --> 00:43:49,816 - Yeah. 1179 00:43:49,816 --> 00:43:53,459 And you have seriously f'ed up my TiVo. 1180 00:43:53,459 --> 00:43:55,393 - We know you have started break-dancing again. 1181 00:43:55,393 --> 00:43:57,767 And, frankly, we have enough money problems 1182 00:43:57,767 --> 00:43:59,759 without worrying about you cracking your head open 1183 00:43:59,759 --> 00:44:01,532 doing that head spin thing. 1184 00:44:01,532 --> 00:44:02,898 - I'm not doing head spins. 1185 00:44:02,898 --> 00:44:04,308 And, and I can help with the money. 1186 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,770 I just need more time. 1187 00:44:05,770 --> 00:44:07,329 - Is time gonna buy me a new TiVo? 1188 00:44:07,329 --> 00:44:08,612 - Oh, my God! 1189 00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:11,421 Will you shut up about the TiVo! 1190 00:44:11,421 --> 00:44:12,833 Jesus Christ! 1191 00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:13,666 - It's broken! 1192 00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:14,981 - Okay, honey. 1193 00:44:14,981 --> 00:44:18,046 We went and we had a little talk with Dr. Fry. 1194 00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:20,957 And he, um, he gave us some medicine 1195 00:44:20,957 --> 00:44:22,861 to maybe help you settle down. 1196 00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:24,861 And it's called Ritalin. 1197 00:44:27,018 --> 00:44:28,678 - Oh, God, no. 1198 00:44:28,678 --> 00:44:29,511 Skin. 1199 00:44:29,511 --> 00:44:31,672 - You'd rather me take drugs than be funky fresh? 1200 00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:33,491 What is wrong with you people? 1201 00:44:33,491 --> 00:44:35,158 Just leave me alone! 1202 00:44:37,682 --> 00:44:39,849 (sobbing) 1203 00:44:42,159 --> 00:44:44,376 - I think I'm gonna take a couple of these. 1204 00:44:44,376 --> 00:44:46,363 - Knock yourself out. 1205 00:44:46,363 --> 00:44:48,170 - I know what the next big fad is. 1206 00:44:48,170 --> 00:44:49,895 You remember the Rubik's Cube? 1207 00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:51,355 - [Both] Yes. 1208 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,656 - You remember it, right? 1209 00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:53,555 - [Both] Yes. 1210 00:44:53,555 --> 00:44:54,388 - Okay. 1211 00:44:54,388 --> 00:44:56,316 I came up with my own Rubik's Cube. 1212 00:44:56,316 --> 00:44:58,280 Except I put in a little culture. 1213 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,363 Check it out. 1214 00:45:02,824 --> 00:45:05,657 Now presenting, the Jewbik's Cube! 1215 00:45:06,763 --> 00:45:09,468 (Klezmer music) 1216 00:45:09,468 --> 00:45:12,718 I'll sell a million of these in Israel. 1217 00:45:14,632 --> 00:45:18,382 - Jewish star, a money sign, a menorah and a, 1218 00:45:19,728 --> 00:45:23,228 dude, you put a dick on the Jewbik's Cube? 1219 00:45:24,486 --> 00:45:26,736 (laughing) 1220 00:45:29,031 --> 00:45:29,864 - [Darnell] Give me that. 1221 00:45:29,864 --> 00:45:30,807 - You loser. 1222 00:45:30,807 --> 00:45:33,304 - It's a circumcised penis. 1223 00:45:33,304 --> 00:45:37,471 The only other real Jewish thing I could think of. 1224 00:45:39,569 --> 00:45:41,145 Hey, Justin. 1225 00:45:41,145 --> 00:45:44,218 So what are we working on today? 1226 00:45:44,218 --> 00:45:45,885 - Aki, do the robot. 1227 00:45:47,105 --> 00:45:48,438 How you used to. 1228 00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:56,554 (squeaking) 1229 00:45:59,637 --> 00:46:00,470 Stop. 1230 00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:02,636 Stop. 1231 00:46:04,069 --> 00:46:04,902 Stop! 1232 00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:10,320 Aki, it's time to say domo arigato 1233 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,737 and find your inner Roboto. 1234 00:46:12,737 --> 00:46:13,868 Domo. 1235 00:46:13,868 --> 00:46:14,701 - Domo. 1236 00:46:14,701 --> 00:46:15,950 - Domo. - Domo. 1237 00:46:15,950 --> 00:46:17,389 - But I can't show you the way. 1238 00:46:17,389 --> 00:46:20,306 (triumphant music) 1239 00:46:21,693 --> 00:46:22,622 But he can. 1240 00:46:22,622 --> 00:46:26,289 (low electronic twittering) 1241 00:46:28,656 --> 00:46:30,277 - Justin, this is ridiculous. 1242 00:46:30,277 --> 00:46:32,516 - Shoot, we ain't losin' a hundred grand because of you. 1243 00:46:32,516 --> 00:46:34,352 Just do the damn thing. 1244 00:46:34,352 --> 00:46:35,358 Before I punch you in the head 1245 00:46:35,358 --> 00:46:37,941 like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot. 1246 00:46:40,810 --> 00:46:43,143 (squeaking) 1247 00:46:45,661 --> 00:46:47,574 What in the hell is that? 1248 00:46:47,574 --> 00:46:48,422 (squeaking) 1249 00:46:48,422 --> 00:46:49,255 - This is robo-retarded. 1250 00:46:49,255 --> 00:46:50,412 I can't do it. 1251 00:46:50,412 --> 00:46:51,245 (sighing) 1252 00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:53,159 - Listen, guys. 1253 00:46:53,159 --> 00:46:55,009 We may have gotten old 1254 00:46:55,009 --> 00:46:57,092 or forgotten what we love 1255 00:46:58,011 --> 00:46:59,928 or even been in a coma. 1256 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,880 But starting today, right now, 1257 00:47:04,946 --> 00:47:06,863 we remember who we are. 1258 00:47:08,007 --> 00:47:10,924 'Cause we are the Funky Fresh Boyz. 1259 00:47:13,065 --> 00:47:15,264 ('80s dance music) 1260 00:47:15,264 --> 00:47:18,109 (knocking on door) 1261 00:47:18,109 --> 00:47:20,276 (snoring) 1262 00:47:30,311 --> 00:47:32,561 (whirring) 1263 00:47:51,863 --> 00:47:55,460 ♪ We are indestructible ♪ 1264 00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:59,137 ♪ Baby baby, give discreet ♪ 1265 00:47:59,137 --> 00:48:02,606 ♪ I think it's unbelievable ♪ 1266 00:48:02,606 --> 00:48:06,824 ♪ How you give into the hands of fate ♪ 1267 00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:10,590 ♪ Some things are worth fighting for ♪ 1268 00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:14,293 ♪ Some feelings never die ♪ 1269 00:48:14,293 --> 00:48:18,008 ♪ I'm not asking for another chance ♪ 1270 00:48:18,008 --> 00:48:22,993 ♪ I just wanna know why ♪ (snoring) 1271 00:48:22,993 --> 00:48:26,428 ♪ There's no easy way out ♪ 1272 00:48:26,428 --> 00:48:30,179 ♪ There's no shortcut, oh ♪ 1273 00:48:30,179 --> 00:48:34,219 ♪ There's no easy way out ♪ 1274 00:48:34,219 --> 00:48:37,633 ♪ Givin' in, givin' in, givin oh no ♪ 1275 00:48:37,633 --> 00:48:39,510 ♪ There's no easy way out ♪ 1276 00:48:39,510 --> 00:48:40,864 ♪ There's no easy way out ♪ 1277 00:48:40,864 --> 00:48:43,024 - Jen, we're gonna be late. 1278 00:48:43,024 --> 00:48:45,394 ♪ There's no shortcut, oh ♪ 1279 00:48:45,394 --> 00:48:47,846 ♪ There's no easy way out ♪ 1280 00:48:47,846 --> 00:48:49,216 - This is not happening. 1281 00:48:49,216 --> 00:48:53,003 ♪ No easy way out ♪ 1282 00:48:53,003 --> 00:48:55,055 ♪ No easy way out ♪ 1283 00:48:55,055 --> 00:48:56,689 - All right. 1284 00:48:56,689 --> 00:48:59,657 I need you to tell me everything you know 1285 00:48:59,657 --> 00:49:02,402 about the female anatomy. 1286 00:49:02,402 --> 00:49:04,902 (funky music) 1287 00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:13,330 I think it's time I introduced you to a little thing called 1288 00:49:13,330 --> 00:49:14,413 the Internet. 1289 00:49:15,331 --> 00:49:16,982 (bell ringing) 1290 00:49:16,982 --> 00:49:17,815 (whip cracking) 1291 00:49:17,815 --> 00:49:22,299 And that covers about, oh, one-trillionth of everything. 1292 00:49:22,299 --> 00:49:23,690 Huh? 1293 00:49:23,690 --> 00:49:24,523 Huh? 1294 00:49:25,802 --> 00:49:26,635 Justin. 1295 00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:28,364 Justin. 1296 00:49:30,112 --> 00:49:33,255 - By the power of Grayskull. 1297 00:49:33,255 --> 00:49:36,088 Bodies aren't supposed to, midget. 1298 00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:38,042 Cheese Whiz. 1299 00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:42,571 That's not how you play Twister. 1300 00:49:42,571 --> 00:49:43,920 Ooh, I didn't see that one yet. 1301 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:44,753 Click it. 1302 00:49:44,753 --> 00:49:45,586 - No, no, no. - Click it. 1303 00:49:45,586 --> 00:49:46,669 - No, no, no. - Click, click. 1304 00:49:46,669 --> 00:49:47,502 - Calm down, nigga. 1305 00:49:47,502 --> 00:49:49,602 You just hit puberty. 1306 00:49:49,602 --> 00:49:50,562 Okay. 1307 00:49:50,562 --> 00:49:54,457 Now, what we need to do is come up with a plan. 1308 00:49:54,457 --> 00:49:55,290 Okay? 1309 00:49:55,290 --> 00:49:57,502 'Cause if we ain't got a, damn. 1310 00:49:57,502 --> 00:49:59,914 She got a nice ass. 1311 00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:00,747 Click it. 1312 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:03,414 (hip-hop music) 1313 00:50:14,610 --> 00:50:17,443 - You guys are Cole's crew, right? 1314 00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:22,766 Which one of you is Cole? 1315 00:50:33,783 --> 00:50:34,958 You're Cole? 1316 00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:36,590 - You that dude from the contest? 1317 00:50:36,590 --> 00:50:39,369 - A contest I'd like to see you win. 1318 00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:40,709 - Don't worry. 1319 00:50:40,709 --> 00:50:42,792 - But I am worried, Cole. 1320 00:50:43,861 --> 00:50:46,996 I'm worried that four fat, dumb dance 'tards 1321 00:50:46,996 --> 00:50:49,719 are gonna stir up a bunch of goodwill and nostalgia 1322 00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:54,719 and get their wack wrinkly asses on my network for a year. 1323 00:50:54,741 --> 00:50:56,741 I can't let that happen. 1324 00:50:58,197 --> 00:51:01,323 That's where you four come in. 1325 00:51:01,323 --> 00:51:03,002 Now listen to me very carefully, 1326 00:51:03,002 --> 00:51:06,888 and I will make sure you get rich, famous, 1327 00:51:06,888 --> 00:51:09,217 and most important of all, 1328 00:51:09,217 --> 00:51:11,920 that you beat the Funky Fresh Boyz. 1329 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,429 - No problem. 1330 00:51:13,429 --> 00:51:16,238 Only we'll do more than just beat them. 1331 00:51:16,238 --> 00:51:19,321 We'll make sure that they get served. 1332 00:51:20,830 --> 00:51:23,403 (breath spray hissing) 1333 00:51:23,403 --> 00:51:24,501 - Yeah, I don't think that sounds 1334 00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:27,020 as manly as you think it does. 1335 00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:28,485 - Yeah, huh. 1336 00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:30,235 - How old am I again? 1337 00:51:34,075 --> 00:51:35,615 - All right, let's take it from the top. 1338 00:51:35,615 --> 00:51:36,902 (light orchestral music) 1339 00:51:36,902 --> 00:51:40,305 (knocking on door) 1340 00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:42,638 Excuse me one second, girls. 1341 00:52:15,137 --> 00:52:18,054 (knocking on door) 1342 00:52:25,395 --> 00:52:26,645 - [Justin] Yes. 1343 00:52:27,525 --> 00:52:28,358 Yes. 1344 00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,084 Uh-oh. 1345 00:52:33,473 --> 00:52:35,640 (sighing) 1346 00:52:40,446 --> 00:52:41,856 - Hi, Justin. 1347 00:52:41,856 --> 00:52:43,331 - Oh, hey. 1348 00:52:43,331 --> 00:52:44,533 Hi. 1349 00:52:44,533 --> 00:52:45,366 Yo. 1350 00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:48,706 Uh, I, do you work right here? 1351 00:52:49,631 --> 00:52:51,725 - I'd love to go to dinner with you. 1352 00:52:51,725 --> 00:52:55,241 But right now I have to teach my dance class, okay? 1353 00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:57,180 (locker rattles) 1354 00:52:57,180 --> 00:52:58,288 And, Darnell-- 1355 00:52:58,288 --> 00:53:00,325 - [Darnell] He's not in here. 1356 00:53:00,325 --> 00:53:02,274 - You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1357 00:53:02,274 --> 00:53:03,506 - [Darnell] You look nice. 1358 00:53:03,506 --> 00:53:06,923 (light orchestral music) 1359 00:53:08,662 --> 00:53:09,993 - Darnell? 1360 00:53:09,993 --> 00:53:10,993 You're here? 1361 00:53:12,131 --> 00:53:14,434 ♪ Come on ya'll let's break dance ♪ 1362 00:53:14,434 --> 00:53:17,101 (hip-hop music) 1363 00:53:30,577 --> 00:53:34,327 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, enough ♪ 1364 00:53:37,778 --> 00:53:39,861 - [Woman] I'm going home. 1365 00:53:47,319 --> 00:53:52,319 ♪ Freeze ♪ 1366 00:53:55,907 --> 00:54:00,903 ♪ Spin on your back and spin on your knees ♪ 1367 00:54:00,903 --> 00:54:01,736 - Bye. 1368 00:54:01,736 --> 00:54:03,073 ♪ Spin on your knees and then freeze ♪ 1369 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,297 (phone beeping) 1370 00:54:04,297 --> 00:54:05,534 (giggles) 1371 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,080 - Yes! 1372 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,155 - You pretend to be Jen. 1373 00:54:09,155 --> 00:54:11,167 - I don't know why you're making me be the girl. 1374 00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:13,801 - Because there's more of you to love, Hector. 1375 00:54:13,801 --> 00:54:15,634 Now here, put this on. 1376 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,716 Justin, you just rang the doorbell. 1377 00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:22,430 (funky music) 1378 00:54:22,430 --> 00:54:23,680 Make your move. 1379 00:54:24,817 --> 00:54:26,235 - Hi, Justin. 1380 00:54:26,235 --> 00:54:27,068 - [Justin] Hi. 1381 00:54:27,068 --> 00:54:29,203 - Justin, how do I look? 1382 00:54:29,203 --> 00:54:30,036 - Uh-- 1383 00:54:31,055 --> 00:54:33,331 - Justin, do I look nice? 1384 00:54:33,331 --> 00:54:36,331 Do you think that maybe I look nice? 1385 00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:38,877 You gotta make me feel pretty. 1386 00:54:38,877 --> 00:54:40,523 You gotta make me feel like a woman. 1387 00:54:40,523 --> 00:54:42,795 You know what I'm telling you, huh, Justin? 1388 00:54:42,795 --> 00:54:44,914 You think I'm stupid? 1389 00:54:44,914 --> 00:54:46,239 I ain't stupid. 1390 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:47,396 You don't tell me nothing. 1391 00:54:47,396 --> 00:54:49,137 You don't take me out. 1392 00:54:49,137 --> 00:54:50,358 You think I'm a whore? 1393 00:54:50,358 --> 00:54:51,335 I am no whore! 1394 00:54:51,335 --> 00:54:53,006 I-- - You like that? 1395 00:54:53,006 --> 00:54:54,427 Huh? 1396 00:54:54,427 --> 00:54:55,329 Do you? 1397 00:54:55,329 --> 00:54:56,458 What's my name? 1398 00:54:56,458 --> 00:54:57,291 Say my name. 1399 00:54:57,291 --> 00:54:58,124 Who's your father? 1400 00:54:58,124 --> 00:54:59,372 - De-de-de-de-de! - Oh! 1401 00:54:59,372 --> 00:55:00,830 Oh, oh! 1402 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:01,775 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1403 00:55:01,775 --> 00:55:02,705 What are you doin'? 1404 00:55:02,705 --> 00:55:04,310 - That's what adults do on the Internet. 1405 00:55:04,310 --> 00:55:06,665 They get naked and ask each other their names, right? 1406 00:55:06,665 --> 00:55:08,245 - Shave! 1407 00:55:08,245 --> 00:55:09,078 - Come on, man. 1408 00:55:09,078 --> 00:55:11,906 This is clearly not workin'. 1409 00:55:11,906 --> 00:55:15,326 Okay, what we need to do is, we need to move to phase two. 1410 00:55:15,326 --> 00:55:17,650 (funky music) 1411 00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:20,233 ♪ Oh, touch me ♪ 1412 00:55:22,055 --> 00:55:22,888 - What? 1413 00:55:23,772 --> 00:55:25,344 It's muscle. 1414 00:55:25,344 --> 00:55:26,393 Just not toned. 1415 00:55:26,393 --> 00:55:27,726 (chuckles) 1416 00:55:27,726 --> 00:55:28,559 - Okay. 1417 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:29,392 All right. 1418 00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:30,225 (clears throat) 1419 00:55:30,225 --> 00:55:32,202 Now, Justin, here's what I need you to do. 1420 00:55:32,202 --> 00:55:34,086 You see that? 1421 00:55:34,086 --> 00:55:36,330 I need you to slowly, 1422 00:55:36,330 --> 00:55:37,182 (moans) 1423 00:55:37,182 --> 00:55:40,669 slowly make your move for the breasteses. 1424 00:55:40,669 --> 00:55:41,502 - You get it. 1425 00:55:41,502 --> 00:55:42,335 - Do it. 1426 00:55:42,335 --> 00:55:43,817 There you go, now come on. 1427 00:55:43,817 --> 00:55:44,886 That's it. 1428 00:55:44,886 --> 00:55:45,719 Yeah. 1429 00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:46,552 Now go slow. 1430 00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:47,953 Slow. - Slow, slow, slow, slow. 1431 00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,318 - [Darnell] You don't want to hurt her. 1432 00:55:49,318 --> 00:55:50,151 - Like this? 1433 00:55:50,151 --> 00:55:50,984 - [Both] No, no, no, no. 1434 00:55:50,984 --> 00:55:52,275 - Why you got the hand turned? 1435 00:55:52,275 --> 00:55:53,108 No, no. 1436 00:55:53,108 --> 00:55:53,941 Straight up like that. 1437 00:55:53,941 --> 00:55:55,269 Exert your manliness. 1438 00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:56,513 You just squeeze it. 1439 00:55:56,513 --> 00:55:58,055 - What are you showing him? 1440 00:55:58,055 --> 00:56:02,388 You have to play it like a soft, little tiny violin. 1441 00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:05,545 (imitates violin tone) 1442 00:56:05,545 --> 00:56:06,378 - Ow! 1443 00:56:06,378 --> 00:56:07,211 Knock that off. 1444 00:56:07,211 --> 00:56:08,044 - Yeah! 1445 00:56:08,044 --> 00:56:08,882 You know, it's not a twist off. 1446 00:56:08,882 --> 00:56:10,403 You don't just twist the thing. 1447 00:56:10,403 --> 00:56:11,410 You knead it. 1448 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:12,243 - Shut up! 1449 00:56:12,243 --> 00:56:13,397 It feels good like that for girls! 1450 00:56:13,397 --> 00:56:14,447 You don't know. 1451 00:56:14,447 --> 00:56:15,883 - I'm doin' the lesson here! 1452 00:56:15,883 --> 00:56:17,042 Yeah, now work it. 1453 00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:18,141 Now work it on your own. 1454 00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:18,974 Yeah, there you go. 1455 00:56:18,974 --> 00:56:19,807 Now knead. 1456 00:56:19,807 --> 00:56:21,042 Knead. 1457 00:56:21,042 --> 00:56:21,875 Lean in on her. 1458 00:56:21,875 --> 00:56:22,947 By now she should be likin' all that. 1459 00:56:22,947 --> 00:56:23,941 Lean in on her. 1460 00:56:23,941 --> 00:56:25,037 Lean in on her. 1461 00:56:25,037 --> 00:56:25,870 Get in on it. 1462 00:56:25,870 --> 00:56:26,703 Now blow on 'em. 1463 00:56:26,703 --> 00:56:27,536 Blow on 'em. 1464 00:56:27,536 --> 00:56:28,369 That's it. 1465 00:56:28,369 --> 00:56:29,202 Now, work it. 1466 00:56:29,202 --> 00:56:30,132 Work it, yeah, work it. 1467 00:56:30,132 --> 00:56:31,152 And lick your lips. 1468 00:56:31,152 --> 00:56:31,985 Yeah. 1469 00:56:31,985 --> 00:56:33,216 You're a monster. 1470 00:56:33,216 --> 00:56:34,049 That's it. 1471 00:56:34,049 --> 00:56:34,882 Come on now. 1472 00:56:34,882 --> 00:56:35,715 Make your move. 1473 00:56:35,715 --> 00:56:36,548 - Stop it! 1474 00:56:36,548 --> 00:56:37,381 Ow! 1475 00:56:37,381 --> 00:56:38,214 Dude, all right! 1476 00:56:38,214 --> 00:56:39,599 - Justin, move on in. 1477 00:56:39,599 --> 00:56:40,557 - Stop! 1478 00:56:40,557 --> 00:56:41,822 I'm a man! 1479 00:56:41,822 --> 00:56:43,912 I am a man, all right? 1480 00:56:43,912 --> 00:56:44,917 This is a man. 1481 00:56:44,917 --> 00:56:45,922 I'm not a woman. 1482 00:56:45,922 --> 00:56:47,079 - All right. 1483 00:56:47,079 --> 00:56:48,079 - I'm sorry. 1484 00:56:49,677 --> 00:56:50,782 - How was that? 1485 00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:51,918 Did I pass? 1486 00:56:51,918 --> 00:56:54,466 - Oh, you're like a sexual machine animal. 1487 00:56:54,466 --> 00:56:55,583 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1488 00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:56,416 You were good. 1489 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,249 You were kneadin'. 1490 00:56:57,249 --> 00:56:58,117 I was feelin' it. 1491 00:56:58,117 --> 00:56:59,152 I was feelin' it. 1492 00:56:59,152 --> 00:56:59,985 Justin! 1493 00:56:59,985 --> 00:57:00,874 All right. 1494 00:57:00,874 --> 00:57:02,229 Okay, now go take a shower. 1495 00:57:02,229 --> 00:57:03,364 Take a shower now. 1496 00:57:03,364 --> 00:57:04,787 Take a shower. 1497 00:57:04,787 --> 00:57:06,332 Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 1498 00:57:06,332 --> 00:57:07,165 - Damn. 1499 00:57:07,165 --> 00:57:09,499 He's never gonna get laid. 1500 00:57:09,499 --> 00:57:12,653 - He gonna die a virgin. - Ever, die. 1501 00:57:12,653 --> 00:57:14,265 - My man just needs a little something 1502 00:57:14,265 --> 00:57:16,534 to get him through the night, you know? 1503 00:57:16,534 --> 00:57:18,659 Put him in the zone. 1504 00:57:18,659 --> 00:57:19,909 - If only there was something really awesome 1505 00:57:19,909 --> 00:57:23,603 we could get for him to say or maybe wear. 1506 00:57:23,603 --> 00:57:24,891 - Or drive. 1507 00:57:24,891 --> 00:57:27,808 (triumphant music) 1508 00:57:30,966 --> 00:57:33,100 - So where are we goin'? 1509 00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:34,613 - My ride should be here any minute. 1510 00:57:34,613 --> 00:57:36,647 (vehicle approaching) 1511 00:57:36,647 --> 00:57:39,730 (upbeat synth music) 1512 00:57:55,494 --> 00:57:56,878 - [David] Justin. 1513 00:57:56,878 --> 00:57:58,545 Oh, you must be Jen. 1514 00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:01,790 - Uh, and you're-- 1515 00:58:01,790 --> 00:58:03,114 - A young loner on a crusade 1516 00:58:03,114 --> 00:58:05,312 to champion the cause of the innocent, 1517 00:58:05,312 --> 00:58:07,359 the powerless, the helpless, 1518 00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:10,679 in a world of criminals who operate above the law. 1519 00:58:10,679 --> 00:58:12,012 - Whoa. - Right. 1520 00:58:13,373 --> 00:58:16,040 - Well, you two, he's all yours. 1521 00:58:17,610 --> 00:58:20,466 (popping) 1522 00:58:20,466 --> 00:58:21,883 Justin, remember, 1523 00:58:22,856 --> 00:58:24,789 91 octane or above. 1524 00:58:24,789 --> 00:58:26,532 He's getting a little old. 1525 00:58:26,532 --> 00:58:28,447 (laughs) 1526 00:58:28,447 --> 00:58:31,614 Oh, and, Justin, like a little violin. 1527 00:58:33,213 --> 00:58:34,301 (exhales) 1528 00:58:34,301 --> 00:58:36,835 (motorcycle engine starts) - Thanks, David Hasselhoff. 1529 00:58:36,835 --> 00:58:40,335 ♪ I'm gonna liver forever ♪ 1530 00:58:42,206 --> 00:58:45,623 (light orchestral music) 1531 00:58:48,090 --> 00:58:50,669 - Looks like they forgot my burger. 1532 00:58:50,669 --> 00:58:52,098 - Oh, that's too bad. 1533 00:58:52,098 --> 00:58:53,168 (chuckles) 1534 00:58:53,168 --> 00:58:54,418 Robble, robble. 1535 00:58:55,959 --> 00:58:56,792 - I'm sorry. 1536 00:58:56,792 --> 00:58:57,790 Can you say that again? 1537 00:58:57,790 --> 00:59:01,056 - I said, that's too bad they forgot your hamburger. 1538 00:59:01,056 --> 00:59:02,852 Stinks, you know. 1539 00:59:02,852 --> 00:59:03,685 You must be hungry. 1540 00:59:03,685 --> 00:59:05,602 Robble, robble, robble. 1541 00:59:10,656 --> 00:59:11,489 Robble, robble, robble. 1542 00:59:11,489 --> 00:59:12,322 (gasps) 1543 00:59:12,322 --> 00:59:13,155 - Give it back! 1544 00:59:13,155 --> 00:59:13,988 That's mine. 1545 00:59:13,988 --> 00:59:16,785 - Hey, give me back my burg, 1546 00:59:16,785 --> 00:59:18,935 robble, robble, robble, robble. 1547 00:59:18,935 --> 00:59:20,064 Ro, Ro, Robble. 1548 00:59:20,064 --> 00:59:20,942 - Hey! 1549 00:59:20,942 --> 00:59:21,775 Gimme. 1550 00:59:23,332 --> 00:59:25,032 - Why are you marrying Kip? 1551 00:59:25,032 --> 00:59:26,560 (car engine starts) 1552 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:31,560 - [KITT] Excuse me while I go look at that thing over there. 1553 00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:35,170 - He's a total homo, jerk-wad. 1554 00:59:37,196 --> 00:59:39,269 He doesn't care about what you want, 1555 00:59:39,269 --> 00:59:41,941 he's mean and he, he dresses like someone 1556 00:59:41,941 --> 00:59:44,608 Crockett and Tubbs should shoot. 1557 00:59:46,939 --> 00:59:48,522 - Kip's not so bad. 1558 00:59:49,690 --> 00:59:53,224 We lost touch for a while and met up after college. 1559 00:59:53,224 --> 00:59:54,919 And, you know. 1560 00:59:54,919 --> 00:59:55,844 (sighs) 1561 00:59:55,844 --> 00:59:57,555 - I missed everything. 1562 00:59:57,555 --> 00:59:59,004 - [Jen] Don't say that. 1563 00:59:59,004 --> 01:00:00,022 - It's true. 1564 01:00:00,022 --> 01:00:03,217 "Gremlins 2", "Ghostbusters II". 1565 01:00:03,217 --> 01:00:05,966 I just found out they made jeans washed in acid, 1566 01:00:05,966 --> 01:00:08,037 which is awesome. 1567 01:00:08,037 --> 01:00:10,482 But I missed that too. 1568 01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:11,482 Stupid coma. 1569 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,022 - It's not all bad. 1570 01:00:15,022 --> 01:00:17,493 You missed out on pimples, 1571 01:00:17,493 --> 01:00:20,076 hair-metal power ballads, prom. 1572 01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:22,185 Bleh. 1573 01:00:23,021 --> 01:00:24,490 - No, I bet prom was nice. 1574 01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:25,960 - No. 1575 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:30,960 They make it sound all nice with rainbows and unicorns. 1576 01:00:31,317 --> 01:00:33,449 They forget to tell you you're gonna get your period 1577 01:00:33,449 --> 01:00:35,116 in your white dress. 1578 01:00:36,416 --> 01:00:40,181 - I wish I could have taken you to the prom. 1579 01:00:40,181 --> 01:00:41,560 I would have bought you one of those flower things 1580 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,977 for your wrist that matched the color of your period. 1581 01:00:47,486 --> 01:00:49,041 And then the DJ would have played El DeBarge, 1582 01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:50,252 and we could have slow danced. 1583 01:00:50,252 --> 01:00:51,433 (engine starts) 1584 01:00:51,433 --> 01:00:55,433 ("All This Love" by El Debarge) 1585 01:00:58,865 --> 01:01:00,147 - Sounds like here's your chance. 1586 01:01:00,147 --> 01:01:04,459 ♪ But you found the answer ♪ 1587 01:01:04,459 --> 01:01:07,139 ♪ Told me to take this chance ♪ 1588 01:01:07,139 --> 01:01:10,738 - You know, now that you're taller than the girls, 1589 01:01:10,738 --> 01:01:12,321 your hands go here. 1590 01:01:13,199 --> 01:01:14,764 (engine revs) 1591 01:01:14,764 --> 01:01:19,704 ♪ And all that it has to offer ♪ 1592 01:01:19,704 --> 01:01:24,704 ♪ In time you will see that love won't let you down ♪ 1593 01:01:29,764 --> 01:01:34,764 ♪ You said that you loved me ♪ 1594 01:01:34,842 --> 01:01:39,842 ♪ Said hurt only came to pass me ♪ 1595 01:01:40,028 --> 01:01:45,028 ♪ It sounded so convincing that I gave it half a chance ♪ 1596 01:01:49,984 --> 01:01:52,398 - Justin, we can't. 1597 01:01:52,398 --> 01:01:54,001 - Wait. 1598 01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:55,728 I almost forgot. 1599 01:01:55,728 --> 01:02:00,665 ♪ And there's so much love inside ♪ 1600 01:02:00,665 --> 01:02:02,821 ♪ And all that I have ♪ 1601 01:02:02,821 --> 01:02:06,071 ♪ I give my all to you ♪ 1602 01:02:07,187 --> 01:02:09,665 - I can't believe you kept this. 1603 01:02:09,665 --> 01:02:11,337 - I was in a coma. 1604 01:02:11,337 --> 01:02:13,542 Made it kinda hard to throw out. 1605 01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:14,986 (chuckles) 1606 01:02:14,986 --> 01:02:17,085 But I would have never thrown this out. 1607 01:02:17,085 --> 01:02:18,069 This is the most important toy 1608 01:02:18,069 --> 01:02:19,834 I've ever owned in my whole life. 1609 01:02:19,834 --> 01:02:20,993 ♪ My darling ♪ 1610 01:02:20,993 --> 01:02:25,993 ♪ And all this love is waiting for you ♪ 1611 01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:29,918 ♪ Oh I love you ♪ 1612 01:02:29,918 --> 01:02:32,599 (funk music) 1613 01:02:32,599 --> 01:02:35,339 (moaning) 1614 01:02:35,339 --> 01:02:37,078 (moaning) (groaning) 1615 01:02:37,078 --> 01:02:41,955 - [KITT] It's a good thing David had my seats Scotchgarded. 1616 01:02:41,955 --> 01:02:44,434 Justin, could you please not-- 1617 01:02:44,434 --> 01:02:46,979 ♪ You got something I need to see ♪ 1618 01:02:46,979 --> 01:02:49,325 ♪ Oh, show me the honey ♪ 1619 01:02:49,325 --> 01:02:51,632 ♪ Girl, you know, you got what I need ♪ 1620 01:02:51,632 --> 01:02:53,806 ♪ Let me understand what tastes so sweet ♪ 1621 01:02:53,806 --> 01:02:56,191 ♪ The only girl hid back from me ♪ 1622 01:02:56,191 --> 01:02:59,472 ♪ Oh, show me the honey ♪ 1623 01:02:59,472 --> 01:03:02,462 (grand orchestral music) 1624 01:03:02,462 --> 01:03:03,295 - Oh. 1625 01:03:04,592 --> 01:03:05,425 I'll never 1626 01:03:06,369 --> 01:03:08,545 play video games again. 1627 01:03:08,545 --> 01:03:10,795 (warbling) 1628 01:03:26,197 --> 01:03:28,898 (cellphone rings) 1629 01:03:28,898 --> 01:03:31,231 - Let me just shut that off. 1630 01:03:33,513 --> 01:03:34,346 Oh, my God. 1631 01:03:34,346 --> 01:03:35,179 It's Kip. 1632 01:03:36,299 --> 01:03:37,132 Oh, my God. 1633 01:03:37,132 --> 01:03:38,472 What am I doing? 1634 01:03:38,472 --> 01:03:39,305 Oh, my God. 1635 01:03:39,305 --> 01:03:40,138 I'm engaged. 1636 01:03:40,138 --> 01:03:40,971 What am I doing? 1637 01:03:40,971 --> 01:03:41,804 Seriously, what am I doing? 1638 01:03:41,804 --> 01:03:42,637 Oh, my God. 1639 01:03:42,637 --> 01:03:43,470 Oh, my God. 1640 01:03:43,470 --> 01:03:45,032 Justin, I'm so sorry. 1641 01:03:45,032 --> 01:03:47,387 Justin, I'm so sorry. 1642 01:03:47,387 --> 01:03:49,044 I'm sorry, Justin! 1643 01:03:49,044 --> 01:03:50,081 - Why are you sorry? 1644 01:03:50,081 --> 01:03:51,089 - [Jen] Kip! 1645 01:03:51,089 --> 01:03:53,231 - That was awesome. 1646 01:03:53,231 --> 01:03:54,787 (sighs) 1647 01:03:54,787 --> 01:03:55,838 - [Darnell] Justin. 1648 01:03:55,838 --> 01:03:56,921 Justin! 1649 01:03:56,921 --> 01:03:58,803 ♪ I touched a booby ♪ 1650 01:03:58,803 --> 01:04:00,660 ♪ It was so fluffy ♪ 1651 01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:02,512 ♪ I made it jiggle ♪ 1652 01:04:02,512 --> 01:04:03,602 ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh ♪ 1653 01:04:03,602 --> 01:04:04,435 - Justin, Justin! 1654 01:04:04,435 --> 01:04:05,380 Relax. 1655 01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:06,213 Tell me now, what happened? 1656 01:04:06,213 --> 01:04:07,046 - Okay. 1657 01:04:07,046 --> 01:04:07,948 We kissed on the face. 1658 01:04:07,948 --> 01:04:09,664 And then she opened up her shirt. 1659 01:04:09,664 --> 01:04:12,755 And then she, she, I touched her left booby. 1660 01:04:12,755 --> 01:04:15,721 And then she cried and ran away. 1661 01:04:15,721 --> 01:04:17,507 What base is that? 1662 01:04:17,507 --> 01:04:18,756 - Nigga, that ain't a base. 1663 01:04:18,756 --> 01:04:19,589 That's a crime. 1664 01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:21,034 (mariachi music) 1665 01:04:21,034 --> 01:04:22,366 Justin, you just can't-- 1666 01:04:22,366 --> 01:04:23,199 - Party! 1667 01:04:29,838 --> 01:04:30,755 - Hey, Jen! 1668 01:04:31,876 --> 01:04:33,577 - Aki, Hector. 1669 01:04:33,577 --> 01:04:35,041 Great to see you guys. 1670 01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:36,350 - Wow. 1671 01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:41,350 You two are like a bad buddy cop movie waiting to happen. 1672 01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:45,703 What are you, Detective Rice and Detective Beans? 1673 01:04:48,495 --> 01:04:52,874 - Could you guys give this to Justin for me? 1674 01:04:52,874 --> 01:04:54,698 - We're not stayin'? 1675 01:04:54,698 --> 01:04:56,063 - Justin will be back in a second. 1676 01:04:56,063 --> 01:04:57,219 He just went to the bathroom. 1677 01:04:57,219 --> 01:04:58,052 - Yeah! 1678 01:05:00,012 --> 01:05:00,845 Oh, Jen! 1679 01:05:04,132 --> 01:05:05,715 Hey, Jen! 1680 01:05:05,715 --> 01:05:06,548 Hey, Jen! 1681 01:05:07,544 --> 01:05:08,789 Hey. 1682 01:05:08,789 --> 01:05:10,474 Isn't this place cool? 1683 01:05:10,474 --> 01:05:11,307 Hey. 1684 01:05:11,307 --> 01:05:14,057 Oh, I won this playing Skee-Ball. 1685 01:05:15,998 --> 01:05:16,878 - Garfield. 1686 01:05:16,878 --> 01:05:17,858 That's sweet. 1687 01:05:17,858 --> 01:05:18,992 - Yeah. 1688 01:05:18,992 --> 01:05:19,864 21 tickets. 1689 01:05:19,864 --> 01:05:21,305 No big whoop. 1690 01:05:21,305 --> 01:05:22,715 Let's play Whaca Taco. 1691 01:05:22,715 --> 01:05:23,548 Come on. 1692 01:05:25,223 --> 01:05:26,056 Oh, oh! 1693 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:28,389 (muttering) 1694 01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:32,305 - Hey. 1695 01:05:32,305 --> 01:05:33,305 Number nine. 1696 01:05:35,826 --> 01:05:38,493 Is that number 10 for ya, fatty? 1697 01:05:44,217 --> 01:05:45,246 - Justin, we need to talk. 1698 01:05:45,246 --> 01:05:46,079 - Okay. 1699 01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:49,105 But you gotta talk and whack at the same time. 1700 01:05:49,105 --> 01:05:52,168 (squeaking) 1701 01:05:52,168 --> 01:05:53,721 I wanted to buy you something that you could wear 1702 01:05:53,721 --> 01:05:55,830 since we're both going steady. 1703 01:05:55,830 --> 01:05:57,652 But since I didn't get my allowance this week-- 1704 01:05:57,652 --> 01:05:59,522 - Justin, we're not going steady. 1705 01:05:59,522 --> 01:06:03,189 (dramatic orchestral music) 1706 01:06:06,988 --> 01:06:08,793 (sighs) 1707 01:06:08,793 --> 01:06:10,210 - But last night. 1708 01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:13,870 - Last night was a mistake. 1709 01:06:17,722 --> 01:06:18,805 I'm with Kip. 1710 01:06:21,047 --> 01:06:22,397 We're getting married. 1711 01:06:22,397 --> 01:06:26,275 We have stability, we're talking about starting a family. 1712 01:06:26,275 --> 01:06:27,662 I can't just give up on that because 1713 01:06:27,662 --> 01:06:30,736 of what we had 20 years ago. 1714 01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:32,606 - I don't get it. 1715 01:06:32,606 --> 01:06:34,788 - I don't expect you to get it. 1716 01:06:34,788 --> 01:06:36,205 It's complicated. 1717 01:06:39,076 --> 01:06:41,076 You're still just a kid. 1718 01:06:49,678 --> 01:06:54,095 - May I see the Garfield eraser for a second, please? 1719 01:07:11,726 --> 01:07:12,559 - Calm down. 1720 01:07:12,559 --> 01:07:13,392 Stop it! 1721 01:07:17,924 --> 01:07:19,891 Try not to hate me. 1722 01:07:19,891 --> 01:07:23,707 - I hate you more than Garfield hates Mondays. 1723 01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:25,494 - I thought Garfield hated lasagna. 1724 01:07:25,494 --> 01:07:27,577 - Garfield loves lasagna! 1725 01:07:29,248 --> 01:07:32,688 I wish they would've taken me off life support. 1726 01:07:32,688 --> 01:07:34,855 (mutters) 1727 01:07:46,069 --> 01:07:47,405 (rock music) 1728 01:07:47,405 --> 01:07:49,564 - [Darnell] Work it, Hector! 1729 01:07:49,564 --> 01:07:50,897 Work it, Hector! 1730 01:07:51,928 --> 01:07:52,761 - [Hector] Oh. 1731 01:07:52,761 --> 01:07:53,594 Yo, man! 1732 01:07:54,535 --> 01:07:55,368 - Oh, uh-oh. 1733 01:07:55,368 --> 01:07:56,438 What you got? 1734 01:07:56,438 --> 01:07:57,271 What you got, Justin? 1735 01:07:57,271 --> 01:07:58,104 (up-tempo dance music) 1736 01:07:58,104 --> 01:07:58,937 - [All] Go, Coma! 1737 01:07:58,937 --> 01:07:59,783 Go, Coma! 1738 01:07:59,783 --> 01:08:00,616 Go, Coma! 1739 01:08:00,616 --> 01:08:01,449 Go, Coma! 1740 01:08:01,449 --> 01:08:02,282 Go, Coma! 1741 01:08:02,282 --> 01:08:03,115 Go, Coma! 1742 01:08:04,032 --> 01:08:06,859 - You can dance in a video game, 1743 01:08:06,859 --> 01:08:09,195 but can you dance on the street? 1744 01:08:09,195 --> 01:08:10,028 - Ooh. 1745 01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:13,319 - I'm leaving. 1746 01:08:13,319 --> 01:08:15,548 - But you're gonna miss all the fun. 1747 01:08:15,548 --> 01:08:17,148 - [Justin] That sounds like a challenge. 1748 01:08:17,148 --> 01:08:19,096 - Oh, it's definitely a challenge, son. 1749 01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:22,679 You and me in the parking lot, mano a mano. 1750 01:08:24,824 --> 01:08:26,074 - You had mono? 1751 01:08:27,252 --> 01:08:29,085 Well, I was in a coma. 1752 01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:32,929 - Justin, you don't have to do this. 1753 01:08:32,929 --> 01:08:34,571 - Oh, thanks for caring. 1754 01:08:34,571 --> 01:08:36,169 Not! 1755 01:08:36,169 --> 01:08:37,919 Get to steppin', Jen. 1756 01:08:40,844 --> 01:08:41,761 - Bye, Jen. 1757 01:08:43,251 --> 01:08:44,084 - Hmph! 1758 01:08:44,084 --> 01:08:47,501 (light electronic music) 1759 01:08:49,964 --> 01:08:53,797 (light electronic rock music) 1760 01:09:40,417 --> 01:09:41,535 (all chattering) 1761 01:09:41,535 --> 01:09:42,368 - What's up? 1762 01:09:42,368 --> 01:09:43,576 - Hey. 1763 01:09:43,576 --> 01:09:45,326 - Yeah, that's right. 1764 01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:57,917 - That's right, son. 1765 01:10:04,145 --> 01:10:06,395 (grunting) 1766 01:10:09,908 --> 01:10:10,741 - Hmph! 1767 01:10:16,821 --> 01:10:18,014 - Ah, no, no, no! - De-de-de-de-de! 1768 01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:18,847 - That's good. 1769 01:10:18,847 --> 01:10:19,680 That's good. 1770 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,680 You're good. 1771 01:10:24,315 --> 01:10:25,398 - Watch this. 1772 01:10:30,202 --> 01:10:31,810 One song. 1773 01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:33,123 Crowd picks the winner. 1774 01:10:33,123 --> 01:10:34,771 A'ight? 1775 01:10:34,771 --> 01:10:37,623 (whistles) 1776 01:10:37,623 --> 01:10:39,571 - Say it, don't spray it. 1777 01:10:39,571 --> 01:10:41,904 (whistling) 1778 01:10:45,195 --> 01:10:46,028 - Yeah, man. 1779 01:10:46,028 --> 01:10:46,861 Yeah. 1780 01:10:46,861 --> 01:10:47,694 Justin! 1781 01:10:47,694 --> 01:10:48,997 - [Darnell] Yeah, what you got? 1782 01:10:48,997 --> 01:10:49,983 What you got? 1783 01:10:49,983 --> 01:10:50,816 (hip-hop music) 1784 01:10:50,816 --> 01:10:52,384 ♪ Let it roll, get bold, I just can't hold ♪ 1785 01:10:52,384 --> 01:10:54,252 ♪ Back, or fold cos I'm a man with soul ♪ 1786 01:10:54,252 --> 01:10:55,936 ♪ In control and effect, so what the heck ♪ 1787 01:10:55,936 --> 01:10:58,255 ♪ Rock the discotheques and this groove is what's next ♪ 1788 01:10:58,255 --> 01:11:00,740 ♪ Attack, react, exact, the mack'll move you with ♪ 1789 01:11:00,740 --> 01:11:02,598 ♪ A strong song, as long as you groove to this ♪ 1790 01:11:02,598 --> 01:11:04,058 - [Justin Voiceover] This shrimp ain't nothing. 1791 01:11:04,058 --> 01:11:07,080 ♪ Do damage onstage and injure the mic ♪ 1792 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:08,181 - [Justin Voiceover] Oh, yeah. 1793 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:09,711 That old trick? 1794 01:11:09,711 --> 01:11:12,461 (crowd cheering) 1795 01:11:13,586 --> 01:11:14,503 He's great. 1796 01:11:15,692 --> 01:11:16,650 Oh, crap. 1797 01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:18,537 ♪ When I grab the mic believe you're gonna hear a ♪ 1798 01:11:18,537 --> 01:11:20,267 ♪ Fascinatin' rhyme as I enchant them ♪ 1799 01:11:20,267 --> 01:11:21,332 - [Justin Voiceover] What am I doing here? 1800 01:11:21,332 --> 01:11:22,165 Mom? 1801 01:11:22,165 --> 01:11:22,998 Dad? 1802 01:11:22,998 --> 01:11:23,831 Yogurt? 1803 01:11:23,831 --> 01:11:24,707 Coma? 1804 01:11:24,707 --> 01:11:28,573 (crying] (shouting) 1805 01:11:28,573 --> 01:11:29,406 - [Sylvia] Wake up! 1806 01:11:29,406 --> 01:11:30,239 Wake up! 1807 01:11:31,862 --> 01:11:36,591 (whimpering) (crowd cheering) 1808 01:11:36,591 --> 01:11:38,251 - You just got served, son! 1809 01:11:38,251 --> 01:11:42,320 (vomiting) (crowd groans) 1810 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:44,570 (coughing) 1811 01:11:47,832 --> 01:11:49,832 (gasps) 1812 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,666 (mariachi music) 1813 01:11:57,379 --> 01:11:58,373 - Damn! 1814 01:11:58,373 --> 01:12:01,083 What the hell you ruin the cake for? 1815 01:12:01,083 --> 01:12:03,685 - I fixed it so it looks like my life. 1816 01:12:03,685 --> 01:12:06,623 Like a big piece of doody. 1817 01:12:06,623 --> 01:12:07,820 Doesn't it look like doody? 1818 01:12:07,820 --> 01:12:08,839 - Mm-mmm. 1819 01:12:08,839 --> 01:12:09,672 - Come on, Justin. 1820 01:12:09,672 --> 01:12:11,505 We don't want to talk about no doody cake. 1821 01:12:11,505 --> 01:12:13,787 - My life is doody cake. 1822 01:12:13,787 --> 01:12:17,633 My life is like one big piece of crap 1823 01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:19,581 that was put in the freezer forever 1824 01:12:19,581 --> 01:12:22,640 and then thawed out in a hurry. 1825 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:25,312 And now they're both big 1826 01:12:25,312 --> 01:12:27,812 squished soggy pieces of shit! 1827 01:12:30,269 --> 01:12:31,102 - Justin! 1828 01:12:31,102 --> 01:12:33,602 - Shit cake that nobody wants! 1829 01:12:34,470 --> 01:12:35,303 - What are you doing? 1830 01:12:35,303 --> 01:12:36,136 - What are you doing, Justin, what are you doing? 1831 01:12:36,136 --> 01:12:37,551 (blowing raspberries) 1832 01:12:37,551 --> 01:12:39,405 - Chill, Justin! 1833 01:12:39,405 --> 01:12:40,238 Justin! 1834 01:12:41,849 --> 01:12:44,210 - What the hell are you doin'? 1835 01:12:44,210 --> 01:12:45,073 - Chill, Justin! 1836 01:12:45,073 --> 01:12:46,682 This is already embarrassing enough. 1837 01:12:46,682 --> 01:12:50,015 - Yeah, your analogy is tenuous at best. 1838 01:12:52,220 --> 01:12:54,317 - We're a bunch of losers. 1839 01:12:54,317 --> 01:12:56,235 We're a bunch of 30-year-old men 1840 01:12:56,235 --> 01:13:01,235 pretending to be 13 years old trying to win a dance contest. 1841 01:13:01,770 --> 01:13:03,018 Hey, guys, 1842 01:13:03,018 --> 01:13:06,783 that's a great way to redeem our failed and miserable lives. 1843 01:13:06,783 --> 01:13:09,043 Let's enter a dance contest. 1844 01:13:09,043 --> 01:13:10,316 - This was your idea! 1845 01:13:10,316 --> 01:13:11,816 - I was in a coma! 1846 01:13:13,850 --> 01:13:15,986 I feel like a retard. 1847 01:13:15,986 --> 01:13:18,450 - Uh, Justin, it's not really P.C. to say-- 1848 01:13:18,450 --> 01:13:19,367 - Retarded? 1849 01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:21,613 Who's retarded? 1850 01:13:25,390 --> 01:13:28,371 It's not nice to say retarded. 1851 01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:30,791 (grunts) 1852 01:13:30,791 --> 01:13:32,753 (groaning) 1853 01:13:32,753 --> 01:13:33,834 (light rock music) 1854 01:13:33,834 --> 01:13:34,834 - Bye, Orko. 1855 01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:42,084 Bye, Jokey Smurf. 1856 01:13:48,813 --> 01:13:52,223 Bye, Micro Machines made by Galoob. 1857 01:13:52,223 --> 01:13:56,590 ♪ Baby, I don't understand ♪ 1858 01:13:56,590 --> 01:13:59,397 ♪ Why we can't just hold on ♪ 1859 01:13:59,397 --> 01:14:00,917 ♪ To each other's hands ♪ 1860 01:14:00,917 --> 01:14:03,917 (thunder crashing) 1861 01:14:11,353 --> 01:14:15,268 ♪ So take these broken wings ♪ 1862 01:14:15,268 --> 01:14:17,416 ♪ And learn to fly again ♪ 1863 01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:20,319 ♪ Learn to live so free ♪ 1864 01:14:20,319 --> 01:14:24,938 ♪ When we hear the voices sing ♪ 1865 01:14:24,938 --> 01:14:27,042 ♪ The book of love will open up ♪ 1866 01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:29,521 (all chattering) 1867 01:14:29,521 --> 01:14:31,575 - [Darnell] What in the hell 1868 01:14:31,575 --> 01:14:34,075 have we gotten ourselves into? 1869 01:14:40,509 --> 01:14:41,342 - Hey. 1870 01:14:42,487 --> 01:14:43,914 Watch where you're goin', egg roll. 1871 01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:44,747 A'ight? 1872 01:14:46,506 --> 01:14:47,339 - What? 1873 01:14:48,342 --> 01:14:49,175 What? 1874 01:14:49,175 --> 01:14:50,008 - Huh! 1875 01:14:51,431 --> 01:14:52,931 - What about them? 1876 01:14:56,309 --> 01:14:57,628 - Thing's starting soon. 1877 01:14:57,628 --> 01:14:59,667 We gotta sign up. 1878 01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:01,136 - Justin's not coming. 1879 01:15:01,136 --> 01:15:03,232 - Man, we don't need that stupid white boy. 1880 01:15:03,232 --> 01:15:05,181 Who needs him? 1881 01:15:05,181 --> 01:15:06,681 - Uh, guys, we do. 1882 01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:10,575 Crew must have four members. 1883 01:15:11,805 --> 01:15:13,091 That was fast. 1884 01:15:13,091 --> 01:15:14,217 Anyone want pizza? 1885 01:15:14,217 --> 01:15:15,714 - Hey, man, hold on. 1886 01:15:15,714 --> 01:15:17,279 We're not gonna give up. 1887 01:15:17,279 --> 01:15:20,860 Look, all we need is another break-dancer. 1888 01:15:20,860 --> 01:15:22,333 - Technically, we need just one more person 1889 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:24,750 who says he's a break-dancer. 1890 01:15:26,197 --> 01:15:27,030 - Okay. 1891 01:15:27,030 --> 01:15:28,710 And the fourth Funky Fresh Boy. 1892 01:15:28,710 --> 01:15:29,543 Name? 1893 01:15:29,543 --> 01:15:33,109 - Mad Slick, A.K.A. Dr. Aquafresh, 1894 01:15:33,109 --> 01:15:35,618 A.K.A. Big Jennifer Garner, 1895 01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:37,775 A.K.A. Tim Russert. 1896 01:15:37,775 --> 01:15:38,668 - Okay. 1897 01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:40,251 - I'm not finished! 1898 01:15:41,813 --> 01:15:44,883 A.K.A. Cream of Wheat, A.K.A. Half an Onion Bagel, 1899 01:15:44,883 --> 01:15:46,720 A.K.A. Carl-Carl-Carl. 1900 01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:48,830 That's Carl with a C, not a K. 1901 01:15:48,830 --> 01:15:50,080 Carl-Carl-Carl! 1902 01:15:51,768 --> 01:15:52,770 - Carl. 1903 01:15:52,770 --> 01:15:53,979 Okay. 1904 01:15:53,979 --> 01:15:54,812 Thanks. 1905 01:15:55,647 --> 01:15:57,496 (all laughing) 1906 01:15:57,496 --> 01:15:59,535 - [All] Funky Fresh Boyz! 1907 01:15:59,535 --> 01:16:01,832 (groans) 1908 01:16:01,832 --> 01:16:03,180 (shouts) 1909 01:16:03,180 --> 01:16:06,088 (light electronic music) 1910 01:16:06,088 --> 01:16:08,838 (crowd cheering) 1911 01:16:10,088 --> 01:16:10,921 - Yeah! 1912 01:16:11,970 --> 01:16:13,763 This is "Get 2 Steppin'"! 1913 01:16:13,763 --> 01:16:15,156 And here's your host, 1914 01:16:15,156 --> 01:16:15,989 Kip Unger! 1915 01:16:17,351 --> 01:16:21,219 (crowd cheering) Yeah! 1916 01:16:21,219 --> 01:16:22,917 Come on, people! 1917 01:16:22,917 --> 01:16:24,282 Yeah! 1918 01:16:24,282 --> 01:16:26,369 Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip! 1919 01:16:26,369 --> 01:16:27,202 Come on. 1920 01:16:27,202 --> 01:16:28,035 Let me hear ya! 1921 01:16:28,035 --> 01:16:28,868 Come on! 1922 01:16:28,868 --> 01:16:29,701 Kip, Kip! 1923 01:16:31,035 --> 01:16:31,868 - Yeah! 1924 01:16:33,691 --> 01:16:34,692 You're watchin' "Get 2 Steppin'". 1925 01:16:34,692 --> 01:16:36,412 I'm your host, Kip Unger. 1926 01:16:36,412 --> 01:16:37,571 Just Kip, Kip-- 1927 01:16:37,571 --> 01:16:40,022 - [Crowd] Kippin' it real! 1928 01:16:40,022 --> 01:16:41,283 - Kippin' it real, you betcha. 1929 01:16:41,283 --> 01:16:43,215 To my left, spinnin' the stacks of wax, 1930 01:16:43,215 --> 01:16:44,722 give it up for D.J. Tanner! 1931 01:16:44,722 --> 01:16:47,440 (crowd cheering) (scratching records) 1932 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:49,017 (funky beat music) 1933 01:16:49,017 --> 01:16:50,350 - All day, baby. 1934 01:16:55,095 --> 01:16:57,401 - Today, the best dance crews in the world 1935 01:16:57,401 --> 01:17:00,529 will compete on this stage head-to-head. 1936 01:17:00,529 --> 01:17:03,101 When they're done, you all get the final word. 1937 01:17:03,101 --> 01:17:05,877 So, if you like somethin', make some noise. 1938 01:17:05,877 --> 01:17:06,710 - Yeah! 1939 01:17:06,710 --> 01:17:08,627 (crowd cheering) 1940 01:17:08,627 --> 01:17:10,043 - All right, let's hit off our first battle 1941 01:17:10,043 --> 01:17:12,045 with two randomly selected crews. 1942 01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:14,878 Iced Cole Krew versus the Misfitz. 1943 01:17:16,267 --> 01:17:17,149 Give it up! 1944 01:17:17,149 --> 01:17:20,037 (crowd cheering) 1945 01:17:20,037 --> 01:17:21,315 - Are you ready? 1946 01:17:21,315 --> 01:17:23,175 (funky dance music) 1947 01:17:23,175 --> 01:17:24,008 Misfitz! 1948 01:17:24,008 --> 01:17:25,146 Iced Cole Krew! 1949 01:17:25,146 --> 01:17:26,479 Get to steppin'! 1950 01:17:27,711 --> 01:17:30,461 (crowd cheering) 1951 01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:34,011 One, two, three, you're up! 1952 01:17:34,011 --> 01:17:36,928 (electronic music) 1953 01:17:46,142 --> 01:17:49,813 ♪ You think you got it all worked out ♪ 1954 01:17:49,813 --> 01:17:53,575 ♪ But you don't know nothin', nothin', nothin' ♪ 1955 01:17:53,575 --> 01:17:57,421 ♪ You think that you could rub me out ♪ 1956 01:17:57,421 --> 01:18:01,116 ♪ But I'm made of somethin', somethin', somethin' ♪ 1957 01:18:01,116 --> 01:18:02,953 ♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪ 1958 01:18:02,953 --> 01:18:04,682 ♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪ 1959 01:18:04,682 --> 01:18:06,437 ♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪ 1960 01:18:06,437 --> 01:18:08,467 ♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪ 1961 01:18:08,467 --> 01:18:10,321 ♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪ 1962 01:18:10,321 --> 01:18:12,322 ♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪ 1963 01:18:12,322 --> 01:18:13,589 ♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪ 1964 01:18:13,589 --> 01:18:16,339 (crowd cheering) 1965 01:18:32,050 --> 01:18:35,459 ♪ You think you got it all worked out ♪ 1966 01:18:35,459 --> 01:18:39,797 ♪ But you don't know nothin', nothin', nothin' ♪ 1967 01:18:39,797 --> 01:18:43,264 ♪ You think that you could rub me out ♪ 1968 01:18:43,264 --> 01:18:46,841 ♪ But I'm made of somethin', somethin', somethin' ♪ 1969 01:18:46,841 --> 01:18:48,565 ♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪ 1970 01:18:48,565 --> 01:18:50,887 ♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪ 1971 01:18:50,887 --> 01:18:52,815 - I think we're out of our league here. 1972 01:18:52,815 --> 01:18:53,994 - Come on, man. 1973 01:18:53,994 --> 01:18:54,874 Don't talk like that. 1974 01:18:54,874 --> 01:18:56,466 We can do this. 1975 01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:58,242 ♪ Yeah oh yeah ♪ 1976 01:18:58,242 --> 01:19:00,220 ♪ I could teach you a thing or two ♪ 1977 01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:01,137 - Hey, man. 1978 01:19:04,551 --> 01:19:05,801 - [Woman] Whoo! 1979 01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:11,828 (crowd cheering) 1980 01:19:12,782 --> 01:19:14,699 - Let's hear it, y'all! 1981 01:19:17,967 --> 01:19:19,584 - Get to steppin'. 1982 01:19:19,584 --> 01:19:21,704 Get to steppin'. 1983 01:19:21,704 --> 01:19:22,537 - All right. 1984 01:19:22,537 --> 01:19:23,370 Next up, 1985 01:19:23,370 --> 01:19:28,348 give it up for Wack Attack versus the Funky Fresh Boyz. 1986 01:19:28,348 --> 01:19:29,590 - Okay! 1987 01:19:29,590 --> 01:19:30,640 Yeah! 1988 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:31,473 Funky Fresh Boyz. 1989 01:19:31,473 --> 01:19:32,454 Wack Attack. 1990 01:19:32,454 --> 01:19:33,706 Get to steppin'! 1991 01:19:33,706 --> 01:19:34,539 (crowd cheering) 1992 01:19:34,539 --> 01:19:37,595 Are you ready, Funky Fresh Boyz? 1993 01:19:37,595 --> 01:19:40,262 (hip-hop music) 1994 01:19:45,861 --> 01:19:47,247 ♪ Now everybody ♪ 1995 01:19:47,247 --> 01:19:50,168 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1996 01:19:50,168 --> 01:19:54,366 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1997 01:19:54,366 --> 01:19:56,214 ♪ To the left ♪ 1998 01:19:56,214 --> 01:19:57,662 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1999 01:19:57,662 --> 01:19:59,436 ♪ To the right ♪ 2000 01:19:59,436 --> 01:20:01,462 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 2001 01:20:01,462 --> 01:20:02,564 ♪ To the left ♪ 2002 01:20:02,564 --> 01:20:05,314 (crowd cheering) 2003 01:20:06,193 --> 01:20:07,026 - [Woman] Bring it. 2004 01:20:07,026 --> 01:20:07,859 Bring it. 2005 01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:14,833 ♪ Are you ready to dance ♪ 2006 01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:18,583 ♪ DJ break it down like this ♪ 2007 01:20:22,794 --> 01:20:25,544 (crowd cheering) 2008 01:20:30,721 --> 01:20:31,971 - [Woman] Yeah! 2009 01:20:33,090 --> 01:20:34,073 You're goin' down'! 2010 01:20:34,073 --> 01:20:36,025 You're goin' down, low fry. 2011 01:20:36,025 --> 01:20:38,775 (crowd cheering) 2012 01:20:48,778 --> 01:20:50,224 Ew! 2013 01:20:50,224 --> 01:20:51,057 - Ew! 2014 01:20:52,632 --> 01:20:54,260 - Get to steppin'! 2015 01:20:54,260 --> 01:20:56,211 Get to steppin'! 2016 01:20:56,211 --> 01:20:57,544 Get to steppin'! 2017 01:20:58,536 --> 01:20:59,369 Hey, sweetie! 2018 01:20:59,369 --> 01:21:00,202 - [Woman] Yeah? 2019 01:21:00,202 --> 01:21:01,138 - You suck! 2020 01:21:01,138 --> 01:21:01,971 - Whoa, what just happened? 2021 01:21:01,971 --> 01:21:02,848 - Yeah! 2022 01:21:02,848 --> 01:21:04,101 I don't know. 2023 01:21:04,101 --> 01:21:05,630 I told you guys we could do this. 2024 01:21:05,630 --> 01:21:07,622 (crowd cheering) 2025 01:21:07,622 --> 01:21:08,455 Throw your hands up. 2026 01:21:08,455 --> 01:21:09,442 Throw your hands up. 2027 01:21:09,442 --> 01:21:11,442 - [Hector] They like us! 2028 01:21:12,805 --> 01:21:14,219 - Get to steppin'! 2029 01:21:14,219 --> 01:21:16,719 (dance music) 2030 01:21:32,271 --> 01:21:33,985 Get to steppin'! 2031 01:21:33,985 --> 01:21:36,735 (crowd cheering) 2032 01:21:42,831 --> 01:21:44,617 Get to steppin! 2033 01:21:44,617 --> 01:21:49,123 ♪ Let the music play, he won't get away ♪ 2034 01:21:49,123 --> 01:21:50,105 ♪ Just keep the groove ♪ 2035 01:21:50,105 --> 01:21:53,184 ♪ And then he'll come back to you again, let it play ♪ 2036 01:21:53,184 --> 01:21:57,350 ♪ Let the music play, he won't get away ♪ 2037 01:21:57,350 --> 01:21:58,857 ♪ This groove he can't ignore ♪ 2038 01:21:58,857 --> 01:22:01,769 ♪ He won't leave you anymore ♪ 2039 01:22:01,769 --> 01:22:03,352 - Ah, check me out. 2040 01:22:10,377 --> 01:22:11,210 - Wow! 2041 01:22:13,798 --> 01:22:15,068 All right. 2042 01:22:15,068 --> 01:22:16,195 That was great. 2043 01:22:16,195 --> 01:22:19,093 Next up, Iced Cole Krew versus Pink Sushi. 2044 01:22:19,093 --> 01:22:22,093 (funky dance music) 2045 01:22:23,354 --> 01:22:24,187 - Whoo! 2046 01:22:27,332 --> 01:22:29,069 ♪ We're back once again by popular demand ♪ 2047 01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:29,989 ♪ It's '87 y'all ♪ 2048 01:22:29,989 --> 01:22:31,179 ♪ So no more Roxanne ♪ 2049 01:22:31,179 --> 01:22:33,016 ♪ Just an everlasting name on some tapes that are playing ♪ 2050 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:33,974 ♪ I let the new jacks reign ♪ 2051 01:22:33,974 --> 01:22:35,378 ♪ But now I'm here to attain ♪ 2052 01:22:35,378 --> 01:22:37,154 ♪ What's rightfully mine and I think that you'll find ♪ 2053 01:22:37,154 --> 01:22:39,384 ♪ That if it's not Shante' it's not genuine ♪ 2054 01:22:39,384 --> 01:22:41,735 ♪ I'm Smart intelligent tasteful and elegant ♪ 2055 01:22:41,735 --> 01:22:43,762 ♪ Seeing all you female emcees to be irrelevant ♪ 2056 01:22:43,762 --> 01:22:45,919 ♪ I make a large amount of rhymes up per day ♪ 2057 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,948 ♪ And when I finish go check the survey ♪ 2058 01:22:47,948 --> 01:22:49,803 ♪ To see who's pumping and I'm on top ♪ 2059 01:22:49,803 --> 01:22:51,937 ♪ Because when I start rapping I rock nonstop ♪ 2060 01:22:51,937 --> 01:22:54,123 ♪ Throwing def rhymes at you, silent as a statue ♪ 2061 01:22:54,123 --> 01:22:56,155 ♪ Daze amaze you will crave and be infatuated ♪ 2062 01:22:56,155 --> 01:22:57,958 ♪ Some hate it but I don't care ♪ 2063 01:22:57,958 --> 01:23:01,853 ♪ It doesn't matter 'cause you're looking at a queen my dear ♪ 2064 01:23:01,853 --> 01:23:05,404 ♪ Go on girl ♪ 2065 01:23:05,404 --> 01:23:09,850 ♪ Go on girl ♪ 2066 01:23:09,850 --> 01:23:13,908 ♪ Go on girl ♪ 2067 01:23:13,908 --> 01:23:17,150 ♪ Go on girl ♪ 2068 01:23:17,150 --> 01:23:19,347 ♪ The supreme highness almighty knowing top exponent ♪ 2069 01:23:19,347 --> 01:23:21,559 ♪ My groove gets better and better now don't it ♪ 2070 01:23:21,559 --> 01:23:23,166 ♪ Just like a jumbo people fiend ♪ 2071 01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:25,124 ♪ Study and try to copy off the queen ♪ 2072 01:23:25,124 --> 01:23:26,775 ♪ So as quick as I write 'em ♪ 2073 01:23:26,775 --> 01:23:27,670 ♪ Go and try to bite 'em ♪ 2074 01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:28,503 (crowd cheering) 2075 01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:31,441 ♪ So I can knock you out the box with another item ♪ 2076 01:23:31,441 --> 01:23:32,274 - Yeah! 2077 01:23:37,417 --> 01:23:38,250 Oh! 2078 01:23:40,844 --> 01:23:41,677 - All right. 2079 01:23:41,677 --> 01:23:44,051 Next up, the Funky Fresh Boyz 2080 01:23:44,051 --> 01:23:45,649 against the Krump Kings. 2081 01:23:45,649 --> 01:23:46,812 (crowd cheering) 2082 01:23:46,812 --> 01:23:47,663 (hip hop music) 2083 01:23:47,663 --> 01:23:49,255 - Funky Fresh Boyz. 2084 01:23:49,255 --> 01:23:50,632 Krump Kings. 2085 01:23:50,632 --> 01:23:52,599 Get to steppin'! 2086 01:23:52,599 --> 01:23:53,917 Yeah! 2087 01:23:53,917 --> 01:23:54,932 (hip-hop music) 2088 01:23:54,932 --> 01:23:57,174 ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2089 01:23:57,174 --> 01:23:59,508 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2090 01:23:59,508 --> 01:24:00,845 ♪ Back up ♪ 2091 01:24:00,845 --> 01:24:02,762 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2092 01:24:03,863 --> 01:24:06,586 (shouts) 2093 01:24:06,586 --> 01:24:08,215 ♪ Get live ♪ 2094 01:24:08,215 --> 01:24:09,721 ♪ I'm out the door ♪ 2095 01:24:09,721 --> 01:24:10,912 ♪ Swung out ♪ 2096 01:24:10,912 --> 01:24:12,583 ♪ What it's about ♪ 2097 01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:15,800 ♪ Back up back up back up back up ♪ 2098 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,409 ♪ Back up, wrap and choke with it ♪ 2099 01:24:18,409 --> 01:24:21,543 ♪ String this, back out and choke with it ♪ 2100 01:24:21,543 --> 01:24:22,738 ♪ Don't go there ♪ 2101 01:24:22,738 --> 01:24:24,395 ♪ 'Cause it's crazy ♪ 2102 01:24:24,395 --> 01:24:25,453 ♪ Must mess with 'em ♪ 2103 01:24:25,453 --> 01:24:27,392 ♪ Do what I had to ♪ 2104 01:24:27,392 --> 01:24:28,233 ♪ Rough set ♪ 2105 01:24:28,233 --> 01:24:30,076 ♪ I'm a crazy guy ♪ 2106 01:24:30,076 --> 01:24:32,706 ♪ Do something that's giving me the lazy eye ♪ 2107 01:24:32,706 --> 01:24:34,356 ♪ I throw all my weight ♪ 2108 01:24:34,356 --> 01:24:35,625 ♪ I'm the best around ♪ 2109 01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:37,388 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2110 01:24:37,388 --> 01:24:39,048 ♪ Best around ♪ 2111 01:24:39,048 --> 01:24:39,925 (grunting) 2112 01:24:39,925 --> 01:24:41,150 ♪ Better stomp it ♪ 2113 01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:41,983 ♪ The street ♪ 2114 01:24:41,983 --> 01:24:43,950 ♪ Will take your mom to the street ♪ 2115 01:24:43,950 --> 01:24:45,526 ♪ That's how we do it, pops ♪ 2116 01:24:45,526 --> 01:24:46,834 ♪ I'm number one in this ♪ 2117 01:24:46,834 --> 01:24:47,693 ♪ You know what's up ♪ 2118 01:24:47,693 --> 01:24:49,964 (audience cheers) 2119 01:24:49,964 --> 01:24:51,609 ♪ Don't change the track ♪ 2120 01:24:51,609 --> 01:24:54,152 ♪ Keep it constant ♪ 2121 01:24:54,152 --> 01:24:55,426 - [Kip] You suck! 2122 01:24:55,426 --> 01:24:56,259 - What? 2123 01:24:58,509 --> 01:25:01,162 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2124 01:25:01,162 --> 01:25:03,648 ♪ You want some, come and get some ♪ 2125 01:25:03,648 --> 01:25:05,125 (crowd cheering) 2126 01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:06,805 ♪ We don't take no smack ♪ 2127 01:25:06,805 --> 01:25:09,808 - Hey, they got medication for that now. 2128 01:25:09,808 --> 01:25:11,015 ♪ Well we live that ♪ 2129 01:25:11,015 --> 01:25:12,615 ♪ Turn your back ♪ 2130 01:25:12,615 --> 01:25:14,591 ♪ You want some come and get some ♪ 2131 01:25:14,591 --> 01:25:16,135 ♪ We're the Krunk Kings ♪ 2132 01:25:16,135 --> 01:25:18,549 ♪ We don't take no smack ♪ 2133 01:25:18,549 --> 01:25:19,737 ♪ We gonna bring that ♪ 2134 01:25:19,737 --> 01:25:20,699 ♪ To the city ♪ 2135 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:23,449 (crowd cheering) 2136 01:25:25,887 --> 01:25:27,795 - [Hector] Yeah! 2137 01:25:27,795 --> 01:25:29,471 That's right! 2138 01:25:29,471 --> 01:25:30,304 We got some. 2139 01:25:30,304 --> 01:25:31,347 We got some. 2140 01:25:31,347 --> 01:25:32,180 We got some moves. 2141 01:25:32,180 --> 01:25:33,412 Whoa! 2142 01:25:33,412 --> 01:25:35,541 (all clamoring) 2143 01:25:35,541 --> 01:25:37,475 ♪ You want some come and get some ♪ 2144 01:25:37,475 --> 01:25:39,116 ♪ We're the Krunk Kings ♪ 2145 01:25:39,116 --> 01:25:42,732 ♪ We don't take no smack ♪ 2146 01:25:42,732 --> 01:25:45,065 (whooshing) 2147 01:25:47,181 --> 01:25:48,165 - Yeah! - Yeah! 2148 01:25:48,165 --> 01:25:50,915 (crowd cheering) 2149 01:25:54,047 --> 01:25:55,202 - [Kip] So, what do you think, boss? 2150 01:25:55,202 --> 01:25:56,439 - [Bill] What I always think. 2151 01:25:56,439 --> 01:25:59,424 It'll be a huge hit or a massive flop. 2152 01:25:59,424 --> 01:26:02,535 - How about a huge, massive, floppy hit? 2153 01:26:02,535 --> 01:26:04,130 - What the hell does that mean? 2154 01:26:04,130 --> 01:26:05,380 - I don't know. 2155 01:26:06,739 --> 01:26:08,367 - How did Cole's crew know to show up at Justin's party? 2156 01:26:08,367 --> 01:26:09,200 - [Kip] Shh. 2157 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:11,283 (groans) 2158 01:26:13,962 --> 01:26:15,896 - Why'd you do it, Kip? 2159 01:26:15,896 --> 01:26:17,093 - Why'd I do it? 2160 01:26:17,093 --> 01:26:19,748 Because I'm not about to let some man-child in plastic pants 2161 01:26:19,748 --> 01:26:21,743 ruin what I've worked so hard for. 2162 01:26:21,743 --> 01:26:23,303 - At least that man-child knows who he is. 2163 01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:24,531 - Oh, okay. 2164 01:26:24,531 --> 01:26:26,381 So, what, you two are gonna run off to magical cupcake 2165 01:26:26,381 --> 01:26:28,307 land and live happily ever after? 2166 01:26:28,307 --> 01:26:29,812 On what, your teaching salary? 2167 01:26:29,812 --> 01:26:31,982 His, his winnings from dance contests? 2168 01:26:31,982 --> 01:26:32,815 Grow up. 2169 01:26:36,254 --> 01:26:37,509 (sighs) 2170 01:26:37,509 --> 01:26:40,092 What are you doin' to me, girl? 2171 01:26:41,168 --> 01:26:43,543 Look, when times get tough, 2172 01:26:43,543 --> 01:26:45,882 you just gotta look at your hand, 2173 01:26:45,882 --> 01:26:48,853 see how nice this ring is, 2174 01:26:48,853 --> 01:26:52,468 and remember what you stand to lose if you lose me. 2175 01:26:52,468 --> 01:26:54,273 - What I stand to lose? 2176 01:26:54,273 --> 01:26:56,046 Gag me with a big ego and a little di-- 2177 01:26:56,046 --> 01:26:57,463 - Don't go there. 2178 01:26:59,525 --> 01:27:01,901 - You're a jerk-wad. 2179 01:27:01,901 --> 01:27:05,565 - Yeah, well, have fun babysitting. 2180 01:27:05,565 --> 01:27:08,325 - You know, Justin might be a little kid, Kip, 2181 01:27:08,325 --> 01:27:11,794 but he's got more balls than you'll ever have. 2182 01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:13,377 - What, like three? 2183 01:27:15,082 --> 01:27:17,165 - [Man] Kip, bust a move. 2184 01:27:24,643 --> 01:27:27,393 (all chattering) 2185 01:27:28,228 --> 01:27:29,498 - Oh, hell no. 2186 01:27:29,498 --> 01:27:31,522 You and your boyfriend can take that good bitch, 2187 01:27:31,522 --> 01:27:32,765 bad bitch routine 2188 01:27:32,765 --> 01:27:34,445 and stick it right up your snutzy. 2189 01:27:34,445 --> 01:27:36,676 (ringing) - Snutzy? 2190 01:27:36,676 --> 01:27:38,014 - Okay. 2191 01:27:38,014 --> 01:27:40,545 Terrified to ask what my snutzy is. 2192 01:27:40,545 --> 01:27:41,795 - I'll tell ya. 2193 01:27:42,661 --> 01:27:44,483 - And he's not my boyfriend. 2194 01:27:44,483 --> 01:27:45,894 He's probably gonna have security drag me out 2195 01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:47,806 of the building in 10 seconds. 2196 01:27:47,806 --> 01:27:49,973 (sucking) 2197 01:27:56,212 --> 01:27:57,953 What do you guys need? 2198 01:27:57,953 --> 01:27:59,313 - It's not what. 2199 01:27:59,313 --> 01:28:00,146 It's who. 2200 01:28:01,347 --> 01:28:04,180 (soft rock music) 2201 01:28:09,895 --> 01:28:11,643 - Why are you smashing Legos? 2202 01:28:11,643 --> 01:28:13,143 - These are a lie. 2203 01:28:14,197 --> 01:28:16,292 They teach you that life's all fun 2204 01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:18,577 and you can make anything you want. 2205 01:28:18,577 --> 01:28:22,692 But you can't really make anything you want. 2206 01:28:22,692 --> 01:28:25,442 You just get old, boring and fat. 2207 01:28:31,228 --> 01:28:32,895 How did you find me? 2208 01:28:36,236 --> 01:28:37,523 - It's the only bar in town with a B.M.X. 2209 01:28:37,523 --> 01:28:39,273 bike parked in front. 2210 01:28:40,165 --> 01:28:41,043 (sighs) 2211 01:28:41,043 --> 01:28:44,543 Justin, I'm sorry I ran out the other day. 2212 01:28:45,522 --> 01:28:48,292 I'm sorry it's because of Kip. 2213 01:28:48,292 --> 01:28:49,853 But if you let the Funky Fresh Boyz down-- 2214 01:28:49,853 --> 01:28:52,452 - I let 'em down by draggin' 'em into this! 2215 01:28:52,452 --> 01:28:56,640 Winning a break-dancing contest is a stupid kid's dream! 2216 01:28:56,640 --> 01:29:00,509 You have to work to make money, the way adults do. 2217 01:29:00,509 --> 01:29:02,770 Like, in an office. 2218 01:29:02,770 --> 01:29:05,660 Like, doin' office things. 2219 01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:07,243 Like, making copies 2220 01:29:08,235 --> 01:29:09,985 and not of your butt. 2221 01:29:11,124 --> 01:29:14,124 - Justin, maybe it is a kid's dream. 2222 01:29:15,948 --> 01:29:18,948 But I love you because you're a kid. 2223 01:29:19,910 --> 01:29:21,856 Everyone I know only cares about trying 2224 01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:24,901 to show how adult they are. 2225 01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:26,151 Except for you. 2226 01:29:29,214 --> 01:29:32,964 And that's the most beautiful part about you. 2227 01:29:36,311 --> 01:29:40,644 And your friends, the ones who never give up on you, 2228 01:29:41,569 --> 01:29:42,736 they need you. 2229 01:29:48,059 --> 01:29:49,976 Almost as much as I do. 2230 01:29:51,248 --> 01:29:53,602 - You want another one of these? 2231 01:29:53,602 --> 01:29:56,102 - Can I have a Shirley Temple? 2232 01:30:01,883 --> 01:30:02,716 To go. 2233 01:30:08,102 --> 01:30:09,185 - It's the final battle. 2234 01:30:09,185 --> 01:30:10,018 - Yeah! 2235 01:30:10,018 --> 01:30:12,768 (crowd cheering) 2236 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:19,927 And here it goes. 2237 01:30:19,927 --> 01:30:21,094 Iced Cole Krew 2238 01:30:22,738 --> 01:30:25,600 versus, and I don't know how they're still here, 2239 01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:27,950 but the Funky Fresh Boyz. 2240 01:30:27,950 --> 01:30:28,813 - Yeah! 2241 01:30:28,813 --> 01:30:31,646 (crowd cheering) 2242 01:30:39,924 --> 01:30:43,424 - Well, if it isn't Larry, Curly and Homo. 2243 01:30:44,859 --> 01:30:48,525 The final battle begins in three, two-- 2244 01:30:48,525 --> 01:30:49,358 - Wait! 2245 01:30:52,109 --> 01:30:52,942 Wait! 2246 01:30:55,065 --> 01:30:56,731 - [Both] Justin. 2247 01:30:56,731 --> 01:30:59,478 - Well, look what the '80s dragged in, folks. 2248 01:30:59,478 --> 01:31:00,357 - Kip, hold up. 2249 01:31:00,357 --> 01:31:02,397 Um, we're gonna need to make a substitution. 2250 01:31:02,397 --> 01:31:03,471 - Oh, sorry. 2251 01:31:03,471 --> 01:31:04,755 Rules is rules. 2252 01:31:04,755 --> 01:31:06,546 Uh, you gotta dance with the ones you brought. 2253 01:31:06,546 --> 01:31:08,336 - Let him dance! 2254 01:31:08,336 --> 01:31:09,961 - Shut up, Jen. 2255 01:31:09,961 --> 01:31:10,965 - Yeah! 2256 01:31:10,965 --> 01:31:12,381 Let him dance, let him dance! 2257 01:31:12,381 --> 01:31:13,697 - Let him dance! 2258 01:31:13,697 --> 01:31:15,423 Let him dance! 2259 01:31:15,423 --> 01:31:17,068 - [All] Let him dance! 2260 01:31:17,068 --> 01:31:18,515 Let him dance! 2261 01:31:18,515 --> 01:31:19,993 Let him dance! 2262 01:31:19,993 --> 01:31:21,539 Let him dance! 2263 01:31:21,539 --> 01:31:23,023 Let him dance! 2264 01:31:23,023 --> 01:31:24,379 Let him dance! 2265 01:31:24,379 --> 01:31:26,312 Let him dance! 2266 01:31:26,312 --> 01:31:28,031 Let him dance! 2267 01:31:28,031 --> 01:31:29,806 Let him dance! 2268 01:31:29,806 --> 01:31:32,639 - All right, all right, all right. 2269 01:31:35,909 --> 01:31:37,492 All right, awesome. 2270 01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:40,985 But it's actually up to Cole. 2271 01:31:40,985 --> 01:31:41,818 Cole. 2272 01:31:43,197 --> 01:31:44,490 - What's up, Chicken Little? 2273 01:31:44,490 --> 01:31:47,547 (all laughing) 2274 01:31:47,547 --> 01:31:49,433 - Don't worry, we got this. 2275 01:31:49,433 --> 01:31:53,433 (suspenseful orchestral music) 2276 01:31:57,144 --> 01:31:58,340 Let him dance, yo. 2277 01:31:58,340 --> 01:32:01,007 (all cheering) 2278 01:32:14,708 --> 01:32:16,291 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 2279 01:32:18,054 --> 01:32:19,093 I knew you were gonna make it! 2280 01:32:19,093 --> 01:32:20,761 I knew you'd make it! 2281 01:32:20,761 --> 01:32:21,594 Come here! 2282 01:32:21,594 --> 01:32:22,427 Come on! 2283 01:32:24,835 --> 01:32:26,372 - Huddle up, guys. 2284 01:32:26,372 --> 01:32:27,251 When we were kids, 2285 01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:30,234 rap was all about food and girls and fun stuff. 2286 01:32:30,234 --> 01:32:32,183 Now times have changed. 2287 01:32:32,183 --> 01:32:33,740 Now rap is all about 2288 01:32:33,740 --> 01:32:37,253 puttin' wheels on your cars and slappin' women. 2289 01:32:37,253 --> 01:32:38,180 - Yeah. 2290 01:32:38,180 --> 01:32:41,007 - But this stuff can still be fun. 2291 01:32:41,007 --> 01:32:44,638 So, let's, let's just have fun out there. 2292 01:32:44,638 --> 01:32:46,994 - Okay, I got one thing to say. 2293 01:32:46,994 --> 01:32:51,661 Daniel-san, karate here, karate here, karate never here. 2294 01:32:52,993 --> 01:32:53,844 - No, karate's not there. 2295 01:32:53,844 --> 01:32:54,848 - I'm sorry. 2296 01:32:54,848 --> 01:32:55,977 I was aiming for your belt. 2297 01:32:55,977 --> 01:32:57,122 - That's not karate, that's weird. 2298 01:32:57,122 --> 01:33:01,631 - Ancient crane technique, if do right, no can defend. 2299 01:33:01,631 --> 01:33:02,464 Ay! 2300 01:33:05,481 --> 01:33:07,001 - What the hell does that mean? 2301 01:33:07,001 --> 01:33:08,199 - Guys, come on. 2302 01:33:08,199 --> 01:33:12,032 This is the first step on the road to becoming 2303 01:33:12,936 --> 01:33:15,103 whatever the hell we want. 2304 01:33:16,092 --> 01:33:17,503 Homeboys forever. 2305 01:33:17,503 --> 01:33:18,438 - Homeboys forever. 2306 01:33:18,438 --> 01:33:19,932 - Homeboys forever. 2307 01:33:19,932 --> 01:33:21,497 - Homeboys forever. 2308 01:33:21,497 --> 01:33:22,849 - [All] Funky Fresh Boyz! 2309 01:33:22,849 --> 01:33:23,730 F.F.B.! 2310 01:33:23,730 --> 01:33:24,563 Yeah! 2311 01:33:26,264 --> 01:33:28,662 - [D.J. Tanner] Iced Cole Krew, get to steppin'! 2312 01:33:28,662 --> 01:33:30,745 - Mom, how'd you find me? 2313 01:33:32,341 --> 01:33:33,594 But they need me. 2314 01:33:33,594 --> 01:33:34,693 - Justin, come on! 2315 01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:37,497 (funky dance music) 2316 01:33:37,497 --> 01:33:40,247 (crowd cheering) 2317 01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:43,360 - [Justin] Mom, this is important! 2318 01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:45,213 - Justin, this break-dancing thing 2319 01:33:45,213 --> 01:33:46,873 has caused this family nothing but heartache. 2320 01:33:46,873 --> 01:33:48,695 - It's time to grow up, son. 2321 01:33:48,695 --> 01:33:51,974 - You want me to be a grown-up and stop break-dancing? 2322 01:33:51,974 --> 01:33:53,370 That's fine. 2323 01:33:53,370 --> 01:33:54,264 I respect that. 2324 01:33:54,264 --> 01:33:56,985 But being a grown-up means making your own decisions. 2325 01:33:56,985 --> 01:33:57,985 - Hey, come on! 2326 01:33:57,985 --> 01:33:58,818 Justin! 2327 01:33:59,798 --> 01:34:04,475 - The world don't move to the beat of just one drum. 2328 01:34:04,475 --> 01:34:07,286 What might be right for you may not be right for some. 2329 01:34:07,286 --> 01:34:08,119 - Justin! 2330 01:34:08,119 --> 01:34:09,168 Come on, man! 2331 01:34:09,168 --> 01:34:11,918 - Everybody's got a way to shine. 2332 01:34:12,894 --> 01:34:16,144 They'll have theirs, you'll have yours, 2333 01:34:17,999 --> 01:34:19,582 and I'll have mine. 2334 01:34:21,141 --> 01:34:23,391 And together we'll be fine. 2335 01:34:25,434 --> 01:34:28,520 - It takes different strokes. 2336 01:34:28,520 --> 01:34:30,187 - Different strokes? 2337 01:34:31,033 --> 01:34:34,929 - Different strokes to move the world. 2338 01:34:34,929 --> 01:34:35,899 - You tear it up, son. 2339 01:34:35,899 --> 01:34:36,732 Okay? 2340 01:34:36,732 --> 01:34:40,906 You have a good time, have fun, and you pop a move. 2341 01:34:40,906 --> 01:34:41,739 - All right. 2342 01:34:41,739 --> 01:34:45,568 Just, just go show those player-haters who's bad. 2343 01:34:45,568 --> 01:34:46,568 - Thank you! 2344 01:34:48,392 --> 01:34:50,604 (all cheering) 2345 01:34:50,604 --> 01:34:51,437 - Let's jam! 2346 01:34:51,437 --> 01:34:53,680 - Gonna bust a move. 2347 01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:56,430 (crowd cheering) 2348 01:35:23,312 --> 01:35:24,812 - Prince Def Rock! 2349 01:35:25,670 --> 01:35:26,876 - Chilly Chill. 2350 01:35:26,876 --> 01:35:29,141 - P-P-P-Popcorn! 2351 01:35:29,141 --> 01:35:30,308 - Rocket Shoe. 2352 01:35:32,247 --> 01:35:33,578 - [All] Funky Fresh Boyz! 2353 01:35:33,578 --> 01:35:34,411 F.F.B.! 2354 01:35:34,411 --> 01:35:37,161 (crowd cheering) 2355 01:36:23,544 --> 01:36:24,377 - Whoo! 2356 01:36:29,856 --> 01:36:30,689 - Whoo! 2357 01:36:45,023 --> 01:36:47,773 (crowd cheering) 2358 01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:51,313 - Whoo! 2359 01:37:11,873 --> 01:37:12,978 - Watch how it's done, old man. 2360 01:37:12,978 --> 01:37:13,895 Step aside. 2361 01:37:20,017 --> 01:37:22,934 - [Justin Voiceover] I can do this. 2362 01:37:25,371 --> 01:37:27,538 Okay, well, maybe I can't. 2363 01:37:33,281 --> 01:37:34,948 I gotta do the move. 2364 01:37:37,052 --> 01:37:38,135 What you got? 2365 01:37:50,131 --> 01:37:52,131 - No, not again, Justin! 2366 01:37:56,721 --> 01:37:59,327 (crowd gasping) 2367 01:37:59,327 --> 01:38:00,633 - Oh, my God! 2368 01:38:00,633 --> 01:38:01,466 Justin! 2369 01:38:01,466 --> 01:38:02,299 - Justin! 2370 01:38:02,299 --> 01:38:03,132 No! 2371 01:38:06,742 --> 01:38:09,781 (triumphant music) 2372 01:38:09,781 --> 01:38:12,531 (crowd cheering) 2373 01:38:26,852 --> 01:38:28,501 - All right. 2374 01:38:28,501 --> 01:38:29,584 For $100.000, 2375 01:38:30,436 --> 01:38:34,087 and a one-year contract with D-Zone Videos, 2376 01:38:34,087 --> 01:38:35,721 Iced Cole Krew! 2377 01:38:35,721 --> 01:38:38,721 (audience cheering) 2378 01:38:48,219 --> 01:38:49,725 Or the Funky Fresh-- 2379 01:38:49,725 --> 01:38:52,475 (audience roars) 2380 01:39:00,592 --> 01:39:01,425 - My baby! 2381 01:39:02,355 --> 01:39:03,188 - Yeah! 2382 01:39:03,188 --> 01:39:04,021 Yeah! 2383 01:39:08,433 --> 01:39:09,266 - No! 2384 01:39:13,061 --> 01:39:14,644 Funky Fart Phonies! 2385 01:39:18,719 --> 01:39:20,382 - Oh, don't cry, Kip. 2386 01:39:20,382 --> 01:39:21,215 Whoa! 2387 01:39:21,215 --> 01:39:23,298 (groans) 2388 01:39:24,902 --> 01:39:27,294 - [Cole] You all right, dude? 2389 01:39:27,294 --> 01:39:29,877 (crowd booing) 2390 01:39:33,813 --> 01:39:35,646 - He ruins everything! 2391 01:39:38,390 --> 01:39:43,331 He gives the girl I like a freakin' Garbage Pail Kid! 2392 01:39:43,331 --> 01:39:47,581 And I gotta wait 17 more years to get in her pants! 2393 01:39:51,749 --> 01:39:53,166 This is bullshit! 2394 01:39:54,605 --> 01:39:56,731 Me and you, Justin! 2395 01:39:56,731 --> 01:39:58,522 Last dance-off. 2396 01:39:58,522 --> 01:40:00,215 You're gonna get served! 2397 01:40:00,215 --> 01:40:03,215 (funky dance music) 2398 01:40:07,723 --> 01:40:10,306 (crowd booing) 2399 01:40:11,289 --> 01:40:12,206 Look at me. 2400 01:40:13,563 --> 01:40:16,414 (audience booing) 2401 01:40:16,414 --> 01:40:17,247 You're all sluts! 2402 01:40:17,247 --> 01:40:18,575 - Kip, baby, calm down. 2403 01:40:18,575 --> 01:40:20,604 - How many of you people even know you're alive? 2404 01:40:20,604 --> 01:40:21,437 - Kipper. 2405 01:40:23,509 --> 01:40:24,342 Hey, hey, hey. 2406 01:40:24,342 --> 01:40:25,474 It'll be fine. 2407 01:40:25,474 --> 01:40:27,037 His pasty white ass is not gonna be 2408 01:40:27,037 --> 01:40:29,287 on your network for a year. 2409 01:40:30,364 --> 01:40:31,809 (chuckles) 2410 01:40:31,809 --> 01:40:33,466 - Oh. 2411 01:40:33,466 --> 01:40:34,549 Thanks, Bill. 2412 01:40:35,736 --> 01:40:36,986 - He's gonna be on my network. 2413 01:40:36,986 --> 01:40:38,157 You're fired. 2414 01:40:38,157 --> 01:40:41,157 (audience laughing) 2415 01:40:44,725 --> 01:40:46,968 - You're firing me? 2416 01:40:46,968 --> 01:40:48,051 Kip? 2417 01:40:48,051 --> 01:40:48,945 Kippin' it real? 2418 01:40:48,945 --> 01:40:50,964 You're firing me? 2419 01:40:50,964 --> 01:40:53,075 What, are you freakin' retarded? 2420 01:40:53,075 --> 01:40:55,513 - It's not nice to say retarded. 2421 01:40:55,513 --> 01:40:57,168 (grunts) 2422 01:40:57,168 --> 01:40:58,001 (audience roars) 2423 01:40:58,001 --> 01:40:58,834 Hee-hee. 2424 01:40:58,834 --> 01:41:01,001 (humming) 2425 01:41:04,796 --> 01:41:05,879 - Did we win? 2426 01:41:07,621 --> 01:41:10,371 The worms in my brain say we win. 2427 01:41:11,615 --> 01:41:14,459 (grunts) 2428 01:41:14,459 --> 01:41:16,282 Get down with my bad-- 2429 01:41:16,282 --> 01:41:17,668 (groans) 2430 01:41:17,668 --> 01:41:18,698 - Oh! 2431 01:41:18,698 --> 01:41:20,013 Keep it real, Kip! 2432 01:41:20,013 --> 01:41:20,846 (laughing) 2433 01:41:20,846 --> 01:41:22,846 (farts) 2434 01:41:28,704 --> 01:41:29,537 - Girls. 2435 01:41:29,537 --> 01:41:32,196 (upbeat rock music) 2436 01:41:32,196 --> 01:41:33,328 - We did it, baby! 2437 01:41:33,328 --> 01:41:34,161 We did it! 2438 01:41:34,161 --> 01:41:34,994 Here we go. 2439 01:41:34,994 --> 01:41:35,827 Here we go. 2440 01:41:35,827 --> 01:41:36,927 Yeah, yeah, show me the money! 2441 01:41:36,927 --> 01:41:38,575 Show me the money! - Thank you. 2442 01:41:38,575 --> 01:41:39,778 - Yeah! 2443 01:41:39,778 --> 01:41:40,861 - [All] Yeah! 2444 01:41:45,204 --> 01:41:47,927 - [Audience] Funky Fresh, Funky Fresh! 2445 01:41:47,927 --> 01:41:48,927 Funky Fresh! 2446 01:41:50,816 --> 01:41:52,250 ('80s pop music) 2447 01:41:52,250 --> 01:41:57,250 ♪ I saw your eyes ♪ 2448 01:41:58,380 --> 01:42:03,380 ♪ And you made me smile ♪ 2449 01:42:05,742 --> 01:42:10,742 ♪ For a little while ♪ 2450 01:42:11,259 --> 01:42:14,592 ♪ I was falling in love ♪ 2451 01:42:39,373 --> 01:42:44,373 ♪ I was falling in love ♪ 2452 01:42:47,238 --> 01:42:52,238 ♪ I saw your eyes, I saw your eyes, I saw your eyes ♪ 2453 01:42:53,622 --> 01:42:56,012 ♪ And you made me cry ♪ 2454 01:42:56,012 --> 01:43:00,429 ♪ And you made me cry, and you made me cry ♪ 2455 01:43:00,429 --> 01:43:05,429 ♪ And for a little while, a little while, a little while ♪ 2456 01:43:06,838 --> 01:43:10,171 ♪ I was falling in love ♪ 2457 01:43:34,428 --> 01:43:39,428 ♪ I was falling in love ♪ 2458 01:43:41,927 --> 01:43:46,927 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 2459 01:43:48,546 --> 01:43:51,990 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 2460 01:43:51,990 --> 01:43:54,657 (hip-hop music) 2461 01:44:11,364 --> 01:44:13,125 ♪ 1984, lyin in the grass ♪ 2462 01:44:13,125 --> 01:44:14,862 ♪ First time I ever got some ass ♪ 2463 01:44:14,862 --> 01:44:17,187 ♪ Pop rock in my mouth, wanna go down South ♪ 2464 01:44:17,187 --> 01:44:18,915 ♪ But the Whopper in my stomach really gave me gas ♪ 2465 01:44:18,915 --> 01:44:20,905 ♪ Listen you crazy, let's skip class ♪ 2466 01:44:20,905 --> 01:44:22,677 ♪ I got a fresh pack of Hubba Bubba Berry Blast ♪ 2467 01:44:22,677 --> 01:44:24,581 ♪ I got money to kill and ants to burn ♪ 2468 01:44:24,581 --> 01:44:26,510 ♪ Drag car to the mall and a salon perm ♪ 2469 01:44:26,510 --> 01:44:27,756 ♪ Michael Jackson's got a glove ♪ 2470 01:44:27,756 --> 01:44:28,710 ♪ Prince is cryin like a dove ♪ 2471 01:44:28,710 --> 01:44:30,361 ♪ And the radio is kickin that song "I Need Love" ♪ 2472 01:44:30,361 --> 01:44:31,620 ♪ I do too ♪ 2473 01:44:31,620 --> 01:44:34,361 ♪ So I hit the pavement with my homeboy Stu ♪ 2474 01:44:34,361 --> 01:44:36,294 ♪ Break out the cardboard, break out the beatbox ♪ 2475 01:44:36,294 --> 01:44:38,300 ♪ Take off your new shoes, pop-lockin in socks ♪ 2476 01:44:38,300 --> 01:44:40,189 ♪ Hey Stu I got the robot, down on lock ♪ 2477 01:44:40,189 --> 01:44:42,265 ♪ I got a Cabbage Patch Kid and he's still in the box ♪ 2478 01:44:42,265 --> 01:44:44,981 ♪ Where's the beef, where where, where's the beef ♪ 2479 01:44:44,981 --> 01:44:46,208 ♪ Bring the beef back, bitch ♪ 2480 01:44:46,208 --> 01:44:49,102 ♪ Where's the beef, where where, where's the beef ♪ 2481 01:44:49,102 --> 01:44:49,935 ♪ Who's got the beef ♪ 2482 01:44:49,935 --> 01:44:51,348 ♪ Where's the beef ♪ 2483 01:44:51,348 --> 01:44:53,301 ♪ Mother, mother, it's in your teeth ♪ 2484 01:44:53,301 --> 01:44:55,255 ♪ While your girlfriend's underneath ♪ 2485 01:44:55,255 --> 01:44:56,620 ♪ While you're chewin I'm pursuin ♪ 2486 01:44:56,620 --> 01:44:58,006 ♪ Started screwin that superfreak ♪ 2487 01:44:58,006 --> 01:44:59,738 ♪ She may be superfreaky, but I'm super cool ♪ 2488 01:44:59,738 --> 01:45:01,692 ♪ I got a He-Man thermos that I rock at school ♪ 2489 01:45:01,692 --> 01:45:03,702 ♪ My LaCosta's clean, and I'm fresh and on scene ♪ 2490 01:45:03,702 --> 01:45:05,555 ♪ Got a Rubik's Cube can't figure out mean ♪ 2491 01:45:05,555 --> 01:45:07,528 ♪ I got a Rubik's Cube too but mines all black ♪ 2492 01:45:07,528 --> 01:45:09,521 ♪ I just peel off all the stickers and don't put 'em back ♪ 2493 01:45:09,521 --> 01:45:11,287 ♪ Nancy got me feelin antsy, say no to drugs ♪ 2494 01:45:11,287 --> 01:45:13,464 ♪ Mr. Drummond's givin Arnold & Willis more hugs ♪ 2495 01:45:13,464 --> 01:45:17,207 ♪ Where's the beef, where where, where's the beef ♪ 2496 01:45:17,207 --> 01:45:20,983 ♪ Where's the beef, where where, where's the beef ♪ 2497 01:45:20,983 --> 01:45:24,822 ♪ To the left, left left ♪ 2498 01:45:24,822 --> 01:45:28,842 ♪ To the right, right right ♪ 2499 01:45:28,842 --> 01:45:32,896 ♪ To the left, left left ♪ 2500 01:45:32,896 --> 01:45:36,268 ♪ To the right, right right ♪ 2501 01:45:36,268 --> 01:45:37,434 ♪ Now everybody ♪ 2502 01:45:37,434 --> 01:45:40,653 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2503 01:45:40,653 --> 01:45:44,538 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2504 01:45:44,538 --> 01:45:47,022 ♪ Are you ready to dance ♪ 2505 01:45:47,022 --> 01:45:50,772 ♪ DJ break it down like this ♪ 2506 01:46:32,783 --> 01:46:35,421 ♪ And this is what it's like when we finally arrive ♪ 2507 01:46:35,421 --> 01:46:36,724 ♪ The party's the hype ♪ 2508 01:46:36,724 --> 01:46:37,999 ♪ The ladies so right ♪ 2509 01:46:37,999 --> 01:46:39,334 ♪ And this is what it's like ♪ 2510 01:46:39,334 --> 01:46:40,769 ♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪ 2511 01:46:40,769 --> 01:46:42,340 ♪ This is the life ♪ 2512 01:46:42,340 --> 01:46:43,762 ♪ This is the life ♪ 2513 01:46:43,762 --> 01:46:46,438 ♪ And this is what it's like when we finally arrive ♪ 2514 01:46:46,438 --> 01:46:47,821 ♪ The party's so hype ♪ 2515 01:46:47,821 --> 01:46:49,452 ♪ The ladies so right ♪ 2516 01:46:49,452 --> 01:46:50,795 ♪ And this is what it's like ♪ 2517 01:46:50,795 --> 01:46:52,256 ♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪ 2518 01:46:52,256 --> 01:46:53,584 ♪ This is the life ♪ 2519 01:46:53,584 --> 01:46:55,184 ♪ This is the life ♪ 2520 01:46:55,184 --> 01:46:57,632 ♪ I'm in the 2200 CFA ♪ 2521 01:46:57,632 --> 01:46:58,883 ♪ Doing whatever I want ♪ 2522 01:46:58,883 --> 01:47:00,786 ♪ For as long as they let me ♪ 2523 01:47:00,786 --> 01:47:02,431 ♪ I'm in that CL ride double ♪ 2524 01:47:02,431 --> 01:47:03,367 ♪ With the chrome wheels ♪ 2525 01:47:03,367 --> 01:47:04,460 ♪ Ice in the grill ♪ 2526 01:47:04,460 --> 01:47:06,250 ♪ Canary yellow, slicin' to feel ♪ 2527 01:47:06,250 --> 01:47:07,760 ♪ Sittin' on top of the roof ♪ 2528 01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:09,201 ♪ Build it as high as the roof ♪ 2529 01:47:09,201 --> 01:47:10,220 ♪ Lookin' out at the crowd ♪ 2530 01:47:10,220 --> 01:47:11,901 ♪ And how are they boogie-ing to ♪ 2531 01:47:11,901 --> 01:47:13,424 ♪ Hey, yo, I'm up in VIP ♪ 2532 01:47:13,424 --> 01:47:14,713 ♪ With my six foot ID ♪ 2533 01:47:14,713 --> 01:47:19,024 ♪ Doin' tricks with IC, trying to be my wifey, yeah ♪ 2534 01:47:19,024 --> 01:47:22,243 ♪ Now this is the life, this is the life ♪ 2535 01:47:22,243 --> 01:47:24,840 ♪ And this is what's up ♪ 2536 01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:27,386 ♪ I love it so much I can't get enough ♪ 2537 01:47:27,386 --> 01:47:30,279 ♪ And I ain't givin' it up ♪ 2538 01:47:30,279 --> 01:47:32,319 ♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪ 2539 01:47:32,319 --> 01:47:33,499 ♪ This is the life ♪ 2540 01:47:33,499 --> 01:47:36,211 ♪ It's so very lux, it's so very lux ♪ 2541 01:47:36,211 --> 01:47:40,719 ♪ It's so very lux ♪ 2542 01:47:40,719 --> 01:47:43,059 ♪ And this is what it's like when we finally arrive ♪ 2543 01:47:43,059 --> 01:47:44,299 ♪ The party's so hype ♪ 2544 01:47:44,299 --> 01:47:45,774 ♪ The ladies so right ♪ 2545 01:47:45,774 --> 01:47:47,271 ♪ And this is what it's like ♪ 2546 01:47:47,271 --> 01:47:48,528 ♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪ 2547 01:47:48,528 --> 01:47:50,255 ♪ This is the life ♪ 2548 01:47:50,255 --> 01:47:51,623 ♪ This is the life ♪ 2549 01:47:51,623 --> 01:47:54,104 ♪ And this is what it's like when we finally arrive ♪ 2550 01:47:54,104 --> 01:47:55,761 ♪ The party's so hype ♪ 2551 01:47:55,761 --> 01:47:57,324 ♪ The ladies so right ♪ 2552 01:47:57,324 --> 01:47:58,330 ♪ And this is what it's like ♪ 2553 01:47:58,330 --> 01:47:59,886 ♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪ 2554 01:47:59,886 --> 01:48:01,505 ♪ This is the life ♪ 2555 01:48:01,505 --> 01:48:02,877 ♪ This is the life ♪ 2556 01:48:02,877 --> 01:48:04,350 ♪ No more sausages, mom ♪ 2557 01:48:04,350 --> 01:48:05,732 ♪ I want the links in the chain ♪ 2558 01:48:05,732 --> 01:48:07,212 ♪ In the West chapter ♪ 2559 01:48:07,212 --> 01:48:08,423 ♪ And my name on the plane ♪ 2560 01:48:08,423 --> 01:48:09,870 ♪ I got a five bedroom ♪ 2561 01:48:09,870 --> 01:48:11,125 ♪ Plus a D and two ♪ 2562 01:48:11,125 --> 01:48:14,056 ♪ Basketball courts, along with them indoor pools ♪ 2563 01:48:14,056 --> 01:48:16,829 ♪ So rich Robin Leach wanna leech off me ♪ 2564 01:48:16,829 --> 01:48:19,674 ♪ And hang with them loose, party up in LV ♪ 2565 01:48:19,674 --> 01:48:22,408 ♪ My jewels they bling like the stars at night ♪ 2566 01:48:22,408 --> 01:48:24,566 ♪ Blinding every car, blinding every car ♪ 2567 01:48:24,566 --> 01:48:25,531 ♪ That pass at night ♪ 2568 01:48:25,531 --> 01:48:27,075 ♪ Right ♪ 2569 01:48:27,075 --> 01:48:29,720 ♪ Now this is the life, this is the life ♪ 2570 01:48:29,720 --> 01:48:32,568 ♪ And this is what's up, this is what's up ♪ 2571 01:48:32,568 --> 01:48:35,242 ♪ I love it so much I can't get enough ♪ 2572 01:48:35,242 --> 01:48:38,007 ♪ And I ain't giving it up ♪ 2573 01:48:38,007 --> 01:48:40,836 ♪ 'Cause this is the life ♪ 2574 01:48:40,836 --> 01:48:43,753 ♪ It's so very lux ♪ 155460

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