All language subtitles for Jessie.S03E24_2

Isn't my
engagement ring
gorgeous?

Look how the light
catches it.

You might want to
put on sunscreen.

Hmm. Nice cut.
Flawless color.

How many
karats is it?

Enough to feed
a family of rabbits
for 20 years.

Guys, it's not
about the bling.

This ring is
precious to me

because it shows
how much Brooks loves me.

And this rock means
he loves me a lot.

So, after you and Brooks
are married,

is he going to
bunk with Bertram?

Because if I need you
for a post nightmare cuddle,

three's a crowd.

Actually, sweetie,

Brooks and I will
probably get
our own place,

but I will still
be here every day

to take care
of you guys,
just like always.

Good, because
when you took
that weekend off,

things got a little
out of hand.

Yeah, I still
can't believe
that judge wanted to

try Luke
as an adult.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

♪ It feels like a party
every day

♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way

♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around

♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground

♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town

♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down

♪ Hey Jessie

♪ Hey Jessie

♪ It feels like a party
every day

♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪

JESSIE: Guys, we have
something important
to ask you.

Emma, Zuri,

would you
like to be
my bridesmaids?

Yes.
Of course.

As long as
our dresses
aren't camouflage.

Even I can't
pull that off.

And Luke, Ravi...

I was hoping you two
would be my Best Men.

Really?
It would be
an honor.

And I have
the perfect

wild bachelor
party concept.

Two word...
Laser. Tag.

Son. Urchins.
Urchin-wrangler.

Great news.

It turns out
Brooks is not
related to you?

I booked the most
amazing wedding venue.

Madison Square Garden.

Can't wait
to invite 18,000
of my closest friends.

I think you're
overestimating
your friend count...

By 18,000.

Great. After we say
our vows on
the Jumbotron,

I can shoot my bouquet
out of the t-shirt cannon.

Ugh. Very well.

At least tell me
you'll wear my dress
from my fourth wedding.

That was
my favorite
marriage.

Why was it
your favorite?

We went on a cruise
for our honeymoon,

and he slipped
overboard.

"Slipped"?
Uh-huh.

If it was good enough
for the Monte Carlo P.D.,

it's good
enough for you.

Prepare to be
dazzled.

Ta-da!

(SCREAMS)

Wow, Jessie.
Hmm.

You look
just like
my mother.

I'm gonna need
so much therapy.

Oh! Don't you
just love it?

No. I look like
a swan collided with
the Space Station.

Hey, Tony.

What are you doing
on October 19th
next year?

I'm not sure.

This calendar I got
from the Chinese
restaurant

only goes to
the end of Rooster.

Okay.

Well, save the date,
because that's when

Brooks and I
are getting married.

Oh. Well...

Wouldn't that
kind of be awkward?

I mean,
we used to date.

I've let you
use my bowling ball.

And we'll always
have that.

But it would mean
the world to me
if you were there.

You're such
an important person
in my life.

(SCOFFS)
Then... I'd be honored
to attend your wedding.

Oh.

As my grandma
always said.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Oh, Tony,
that's beautiful.
What does it mean?

"Put me down for chicken.
I'm watching my figure."

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

Jessie,

amazing news.

I just got this
great opportunity to run
a new wildlife refuge.

Cool.
Awesome.

Huzzah.
Whatever tickles
your monkey.

Brooks, That's incredible.
I'm so proud of you.
Thanks.

And, to get the job,
I have to be
in Africa in two days.

Two days?

Isn't this exciting?

Ah. It's definitely
something...

That we need to
talk about...
In the kitchen.

Why? What's in
the kitchen?

Not us.
Try to keep up!

Guys, do you know
what this means?

Yes, Brooks has to
buy an airplane ticket

to Africa
at the last minute.

He will be paying
through the nose.

Forget his nose.

If Jessie moves
away with Brooks,

we'll lose her
forever.

You're moving to
Africa in two days?

Jessie, you're
hurting me.

Fingers are fusing.
(GROANS)

And I'm not
the only one moving.

Obviously my wife
will come with me.

You're married?

I knew there
had to be something
wrong with you.

No, I mean I want us
to get married
before we go.

You expect me
to give up
my entire life

and move to Africa
in two days?

This might be
a bad time
to mention it,

but you also
have to get
a lot of shots.

What about
the kids?

I was still planning on
being their nanny
after we got married.

Honey, I know
you love them,

but you weren't planning
on being their nanny
forever, right?

I guess not...

But I at least
wanted to get Luke
through high school,

which actually
could take forever.

Jessie, this is
the chance of
a lifetime for me,

but it won't
mean anything
without you.

Please, please
come with me.

Okay,
let's do it.

(LAUGHS)

But I have no idea
how I'm going to
tell the kids.

RAVI: Quit pushing.

(ALL GROAN)

I think
they already know.

Thank you guys so much
for throwing me
this bachelorette party.

So, what kind of wild
and crazy trouble
are we going to get into?

Unless you litter,
this is pretty much it.

Oh, let's hope
the cops don't come.

But we did
put together a little
slide show for you.

Aw, that's
so sweet.

Hey, why are you wearing
a cap and gown?

Just thought
you might
like to see

what my high school
graduation is
gonna be like.

Since you
won't be there.

You're also
going to miss me

winning the
Congressional Medal
of Honor...

For fashion.

EMMA: See that
empty chair?

That's where
you were supposed
to be sitting,

but you couldn't
make it back
from Africa.

Because you were
eaten by a meerkat.

Meerkats don't
eat people.

It was
an angry meerkat.

Okay, guys,

I know you're upset,
and I don't
blame you but...

You're amazing kids,

and you're
going to be okay.

Besides, it's not like
this is easy
for me, either,

my dad's not even
going to be
at my wedding.

Why not?
Well, He's deployed.

Apparently it's
a "big deal"

to turn around
an aircraft carrier.

Bessie. Urchins.
There you are.

You made it!

Yay!

I wanted to show you
your wedding cake.

JESSIE: Oh!

That's a nice
picture of Brooks,

but where am I?

The bride's picture
is in its traditional
location.

Under the
plastic florette.

How nice.

But shouldn't
the groom and
the bride be visible?

Diva alert.

Yeah. Sorry for making
my wedding all about me.

And, by the way,
we've decided to
have the ceremony

in the penthouse.

Swell. (CHUCKLES)

Why not just hold it
in the men's room
of the Port Authority?

Ah! Bees!

I didn't see
any bees.

Shh.

(LASERS BLASTING)

Hey. When you said
we'd have a laser tag
bachelor party,

I didn't think
you guys would have
actual lasers.

(YELPS)

(SHRIEKS)

(LAUGHS)

So, you have
a choice.

You can go
to Africa
without Jessie,

or go to Africa
with Jessie,

but extra crispy.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

No! Not the face!
Not the face!

Okay, I don't know
much about
bachelor parties,

but I'm pretty sure
you're not supposed to
vaporize the groom.

We were just having
a little fun,
right, Brooks?

No harm done.

Yeah, except
for my pants.
They're ruined.

But the lasers
did not go anywhere
near your pants.

I know.
(CLEARS THROAT)

(CHUCKLING)

Hey! Kids,
I know this is
hard for you,

okay? I get it
and I'm so sorry,

but...

I guess I was
just hoping

you could find it
in your hearts
to be happy for me.

I am so disappointed
in all of you.

Jessie has put
your happiness
before hers

for the last
three years now.

She's picked you up
when you've fallen.
She's...

Made you laugh
when you were sad.

She's even managed
to turn you into
young men and women

that I don't find
totally unbearable.

Well, most of you.

That's fair.

So...

Now it's time for
you guys to
return the favor.

When she walks down
that aisle tomorrow,

she needs to know
that you love
and support her.

Okay?

Okay.

Message received.

Wow.

I've never seen
Bertram so upset.

Wait until he sees
what happened
in the kitchen

when we were
playing laser tag.

You killed
Pan-ela Anderson.

(SOBBING)
(SCREAMING)

RAVI: Jessie?

Can we come in?

If I say no, are you
going to blast the door
open with a laser?

LUKE: Of course not.

The lasers
are recharging.

Please?
We need to
talk to you.

Okay,
come on in.

Jessie,

we want to
apologize for
how we were acting.

Yeah, I'm sorry I was
such a bachelorette
party pooper.

And we're sorry
we tried to give Brooks
unnecessary LASIK surgery.

Yes, perhaps it was
a bit much setting

the lasers
to Widow Maker.

We're just mad
at Brooks for taking
you away from us.

We don't want
to lose you.

I don't want to
lose you guys either.
Come here.

Look, guys,

I know it's scary for you.

Okay? It's scary
for me, too.

And not just because
Mrs. Chesterfield

is going to be
my mother-in-law.

(ALL SHUDDERING)

We really want you
to be happy, Jessie.

And if marrying
Brooks is
what you want,

then we support you.

Right.

Absolutely.

Unless I still have
a chance with you.

You don't,
but A for effort.

Cherish it.
It is the only A
you will ever get.

You know what?

I'm going to miss
you kids more than
anything in the whole world.

We are going to
miss you, too.

Luke, that's a little
too much effort.

Actually, that's me.
You're sitting
on my hand.

(LAUGHS)

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

TONY: Hey, Jessie?
Can I come in?

Oh, sure, Tony.

Um... Tony! Tony!

Why are your
eyes covered?

Isn't it bad luck
for an ex-boyfriend

to see his ex-girlfriend
on her wedding day?

No. It's not
a thing.

TONY: Whoa.

You look amazing.

But don't you think
that's a little casual
for a wedding dress?

It's a robe.

(PHONE RINGS)
Oh.

Excuse me.

Hello, Reverend.
What?

What do you mean
you are not able
to make it?

A funeral? Okay,
not to sound selfish,

but I'm getting married
in 10 minutes.

They'll still be
dead tomorrow.

Oh, okay, well,
in that case,
I understand.

I'm so sorry
for your loss.

Oh, no. Wait, now
I have no one to
perform the ceremony.

What am I
going to do?

(SIGHS)

Okay, fine.

I'll marry you.

Um, first,
I'm already taken.

Second, you really
got to work on
your proposal skills.

I mean,
I'll marry you
and Brooks.

I'm actually
licensed to perform
wedding ceremonies.

You are?
Who let
that happen?

Well, I was online
trying to become
a bowling official,

and I filled out
the wrong form.

That's also
how I became
a Notary Public.

And the mayor of
a small town
in Illinois.

Anyway,

if it's not
too weird,

I could officiate
your wedding.

Really? Tony,
that would be
incredible.

TONY: Okay.
JESSIE: Okay.

I'm gonna go put on
my formal epaulets.

But first...

I wanted to
give you something.

Please let it
be a kiss.

TONY: It's the
program and menu

from your
improv debut

at the Noodle
Doodle Doo.

JESSIE: Tony.

Aww, and you
put a star
next to my name.

Is that 'cause
I was your favorite?

Absolutely.

It also
reminds me that

he Kung Pao chicken
is really spicy.
Oh.

Tony, this is
incredibly
thoughtful.

Thank you.

Okay, well, um...
Okay. Well...

I'm gonna go
get changed.

Yeah, you do that
and I will see you
downstairs, Mr. Mayor.

Put 'er there.

Watch. Watch for the...

(DOOR CLOSES)

He should've played
that mayor card
a long time ago.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROWLING)

Well, my boy,
today you finally
become a man.

Do you have
any last minute
questions

before you take
the plunge?

Probably not from
someone who shaved
this morning

with whipped cream
and a fruitsicle stick.

(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

You look
absolutely
beautiful.

Thank you, Bertram.

And thank you
so much for standing
in for my dad

he couldn't be here
to give me away.

It's my honor.

Although in all
my fantasies
of actually

giving you and
the kids away,

like, to a traveling circus,

I never imagined
it would be so hard
to let one of you go.

Bertram, that is
so sweet.

Yeah, well,

I get emotional
at events that
involve large cakes.

JESSIE: Look.

I am so
proud of them.

They seem
so grown up.

Yup.

Only 2,555 more days
until the last one
goes off to college.

Take good care
of her.

On this happy,
happy day...

(KIDS SOBBING)

On this happy,
happy day,

we are here
to celebrate
the marriage

of Jessie Prescott.

Brooks Wentworth.

Before we proceed,
if there is anyone who
objects to this union,

please speak
now or forever
hold your peace.

In that case,

do you, Brooks,

take this woman,

to love and
to cherish,

for better
or worse,

or so help me,
mister,

I will hunt
you down

in the deepest
part of Africa

for not treating her
like the lady
that she is!

I do, I do!
I promise,
I do.

Good.

And do you,
Jessie,

take this man,

to love and
to cherish

from this day forward,

no backsies,
even if he's
a bad bowler,

till death
do you part?

I...

I don't.
(GUESTS GASPS)

What?

Did she
just say
"I don't"?

I think so,
but then again,

I am not very good
with contractions.

Brooks,
I am so sorry.
I just can't.

Yes! Point, Rhoda!

What?

If the ice swan
hasn't melted, I can
get my money back.

Jessie, are you okay?

What happened?

Brooks,
I am so sorry.

I thought I was
ready for this, but,

marriage,
moving to Africa...

It's a lot,
I know.

But we're doing
it together.

Yes, but we're
doing it so fast.

I don't know
if I'm ready to be
part of a couple.

I've barely been
a single.

Look,

I still have
so much to learn
about who I am,

before I can
share my life
with someone else.

Wait...

Is this about Tony?
No. Of course not.

Maybe... A little.

Yeah.
Brooks.

Hey!

It's more
than that

I moved to New York
to be an actress.

I'm still not ready
to give up
on that dream.

And I don't
want you to.

Once we get settled,
you can keep
pursuing acting.

How? In Africa,

dinner theater
is a lion

gnawing on
a gazelle carcass

in front of
a bus load of
horrified tourists.

Well, if you had
all these doubts,

then why did you
say yes?

Because I love you.

You came in
and you swept me
off my feet.

It was like a fairy tale
come true.

But then,

when I looked
at the kids,

I realized...
I'm just not ready
to leave them.

I need them and
they need me.

And the endangered
albino warthog needs me.

If I want to do my part
to save them, then
I have to go to Africa.

Without you.

I understand.

You have to follow
your dream, too.

Well, I guess...

This means our dreams
are taking us
in different directions.

I guess so.

I'm gonna
miss you so much.

I'm gonna
miss you, too.

(SNIFFLING)

You should probably
tell the kids.

(ALL SHRIEKING)

I think they
already know.

ALL: Jessie!

(LAUGHING)

I'm so happy
you're staying,

I will never
misbehave again.

That's probably
not true.

Jessie, I think
we all know

the real reason
you're staying.

You've got
a bad case
of Luke fever,

and the doctor
is in the house.

(CHUCKLES)
Oh, get, get, get...

What we're
trying to say,
Jessie, is...

Thank you
for staying.

How could I leave?
You're my family.

We love you, Jessie.

I love you too.

Bertram, is that
my wedding cake?

Too soon?

Oh, Bertie...

Oh, no.

(LAUGHS)
What do you say
you and I get hitched?

(PURRING)

I'd rather marry
that ice sculpture.

It's warmer.

(VOCALIZING WEDDING MARCH)

You're going to
be lucky husband
number seven.

What's lucky about that?
Aren't one through
six still missing?

(LAUGHS)
Absolutely not.

Number five is in
a storage locker
in Paramus, New Jersey.

So...

Would you like to
kiss the bride?

(SHRIEKS)

Bull's eye.

(COUGHS)

Does that answer
your question?

A simple "no"
would have sufficed.

(GRUNTS)

Yuck.

Thanks, guys.
How could I ever
repay you?

A big wad
of cash?

Boy band
mix tapes it is.

That was
an amazing shot,
brother.

Eh, Not really.

I was aiming
for Bertram.