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So, Jessie,
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what do you think?
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I think this
is amazing!
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So, that's a yes?
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It's also really sudden!
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So, that's a no?
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No! I mean, it's just
amazingly sudden!
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And suddenly amazing!
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Am I babbling?
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(CHUCKLES) A little,
but you're really cute
doing it.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Brooks, I'm flattered
and thrilled,
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but, we've only
known each other
a few months.
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Hey, it's okay,
I know it's
a huge decision,
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so if you need
some time to
think it over...
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Yes, some time.
Perfect. Thank you.
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Great, I'll be back
in five minutes.
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What?
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(CHUCKLES)
I'm kidding.
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(SIGHS) Oh...
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Whoa!
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A dimly lit room
filled with flower
petals.
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This must be what
the inside of Emma's
brain looks like.
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Plus, there'd be
glitter and shoes.
(CHUCKLES)
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So, I assume that
these scented candles
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and roses are some
lame romantic gesture
by Brooks?
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No. No, let's just say...
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Bertram's bathroom is
a little too close to the
living room for my taste.
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Oh, no, that was me.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Aha!
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Pay up! You were wrong!
I did get proposed
to before Zuri!
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Now, we've been over this,
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if it's yelled from
a construction site,
it doesn't count.
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No!
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I mean, Brooks proposed.
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Oh, congratulations!
Did you tell
the kids yet?
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I can't. I mean,
they're so anti-Brooks.
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Bertram,
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I love him so much,
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but I told him
I needed more time
to decide.
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Well, it is a very
important decision.
(SIGHS)
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You're sure
he's the perfect guy?
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Of course!
Other than the kids
not liking him,
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and his mom
hating me...
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Don't forget, his jaw
makes that clicking noise
when he eats.
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Good luck living
with that for
the rest of your life.
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You hear it, too?
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Everyone hears it.
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I was so happy
when I came out here.
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Glad I could help!
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Hey, Jessie.
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I'm fine!
(GASPING)
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I've nothing going on
in my life right now
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besides carving this
Halloween pumpkin.
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We could have
told you that.
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Do you guys want to try
carving a pumpkin?
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It'll definitely be
better than mine.
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(GASPS) I think I made
the mouth too big.
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Sure. I'll give it
a shot.
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Hmm.
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Why do you
carry around gloves?
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You never know
when you're about to
enter a nail danger zone.
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Or if Luke touched
a doorknob before you.
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Jessie, this is Farfel.
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I am babysitting him
for Zoey,
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a cute girl at school.
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JESSIE: Oh!
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Good call, every guy knows
the way to a girl's heart
is through her rodent.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Then, when Zoey
is putty in my hands,
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I will propose
we go on a date.
Whoa!
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What is it with all
the proposals lately?
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Uh, Jessie,
is everything okay?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm fine.
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Why... Why do you ask?
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Because your face
looks like this.
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Wow, you are good.
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I should really get
that mole checked out.
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Wow, look what
they're doing for
the Halloween festival.
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Hey, they're having
a pumpkin carving contest!
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And first prize
is a tiara?
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I should go over there now
and give them my head
measurements.
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So, Luke,
want to go to
the Haunted House?
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Or are you scared?
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Me? Scared?
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I don't even know
the meaning of the word.
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Considering your
terrible vocab scores,
that's a real possibility.
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So...
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Jessie,
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have you made
a decision yet?
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I still don't know.
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I mean,
we're both so young.
I'm 22, you're 25...
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Yeah, but we're both
animal lovers.
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So, we're like 150
in dog years.
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Look, I just...
I wanna make sure that
we consider everything.
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You know like...
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I kinda wish you
and the kids got along
a little better.
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Oh, what do you mean?
The kids love me!
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Oh!
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(LAUGHING)
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Kids!
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(ALL WHISTLING INNOCENTLY)
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Do you have
something to say
to Brooks?
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Heads up?
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(LAUGHING)
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Whoa!
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That pumpkin is
the spitting image
of Andrew Garfield.
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It's like his
decapitated head is
right here with us.
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I wish!
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It took me forever to...
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(GASPING)
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Oh, no! Emma,
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I am so sorry.
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You destroyed Pumpkin
Andrew Garfield!
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You better hope
Pumpkin Emma Stone
doesn't find you!
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So, how's the cute
little guy doing?
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I am fine, thank you.
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(STUTTERING)
I meant the hamster.
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Oh, so what am I,
chopped liver?
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Uh...
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I need to get
Farfel some food.
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Will you watch him
for a moment?
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Sure.
Thank you.
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I hate your boyfriend!
Look at what he did to me!
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JESSIE: I'm sure
it was an accident.
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Besides, if you ask me,
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you are making those
pumpkin guts work.
(SNAPS FINGER)
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Brooks might be
a little klutzy,
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but I find him to be
a nice enough fellow.
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Ravi, either there is
something is wrong
with Farfel,
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or he's really good
at freeze tag!
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(BOTH GASPING)
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You monster!
You have killed Farfel,
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and my only shot at
true love with Zoey!
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See? This is
what he does.
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He ruins everything!
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(GROANS)
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(SIGHS)
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This is terrible!
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I remember
how I felt when
my hamster died.
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I left him with
my mother, and...
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Ah! Say no more.
I would have jumped off
my little wheel, too.
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Emma, for the last time,
there is no princess in
"Frankenstein."
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There is now.
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You know, when you
asked me to be the
village Burgermeister,
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I thought there would be
actual burgers involved.
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If it helps,
they have corndogs.
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It always helps
if they have corndogs!
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Uh, Ravi,
just so you know,
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this festival isn't really
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a "bring your own
dead hamster"
kind of shindig.
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No.
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Like Dr. Frankenstein,
I shall use electricity
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to bring the dead
back to life.
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I shall harness
lightning via a kite,
and re-direct it to Farfel,
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thus reanimating
his little heart.
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This is why you have
to babysit hamsters
to get girls.
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Hey, Luke,
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while Dr. Dorkenstein
is flying his kite,
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want to go into
the Haunted House?
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Those kids back there
gave it two severed
thumbs up.
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No, thanks.
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It looks lame.
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHINING)
Super lame.
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Every time you lie,
your hump grows a little.
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How can you date a guy
who killed my pumpkin
and Ravi's hamster?
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You're blinded
by his pretty face.
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I'm not.
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He's sweet
and thoughtful
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and always knows
exactly what to say to
make my heart melt.
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Hmm. Corndog good.
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Yep. He's a charmer.
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Hey, Luke.
I got us tickets
or the Haunted House.
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But...
You can thank me later.
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(STAMMERING)
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Say hi to the
ax- wielding
maniac for me!
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(LAUGHING)
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That is your evil giggle.
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What are you up to?
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I told Brooks
he can win
Luke over
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by taking him into
the Haunted House.
(CHUCKLES)
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Two dorks, one stone.
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Ah, I see. Kudos.
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(SCREAMING)
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Luke, I'm so sorry.
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I had no idea
you'd get so scared
you'd puke.
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When did you have corn?
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(LAUGHING)
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I feel horrible.
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Is there anything
I can do to make it
up to you?
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Don't you think you've
ruined Halloween enough
for all of us?
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Just go away!
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Hey, where is
Brooks going?
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What did you guys
do to him?
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00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:02,831
We didn't do
anything!
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He made me hurl
on the undead!
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00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:06,175
He smashed
Andrew Garfield!
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He killed Farfel!
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00:10:08,038 --> 00:10:10,108
And you're supposed
to wind up with Tony!
218
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,180
Well, Tony didn't propose,
Brooks did!
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(ALL GASPING)
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He did?
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00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,085
Are you going
to say yes?
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Maybe!
I don't know!
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00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,988
It's complicated.
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I really want
you guys to like him,
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but meanwhile
I'm trying to figure out
if I should say yes!
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Wow, that Haunted House
is really horrifying!
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They had the most
realistic vomit
I have ever seen.
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00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,009
Hey, Luke...
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What?
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You see those
girls over there?
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They want to go
in the Haunted House,
but they're scared, too.
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So now you're
calling me a girl?
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Salt in the wound, bro.
234
00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:56,855
No! What I'm saying is,
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that since there are no
scary surprises left
for you in there,
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00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:02,860
you can be
the brave shoulder
that they lean on.
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00:11:04,194 --> 00:11:05,304
LUKE: Oh!
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00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:07,065
Nice!
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00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,037
Thanks, bro.
ow's my hump look?
Oh.
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00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,000
Very handsome.
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00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:16,114
Hi, Brooks.
(GASPING)
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00:11:16,106 --> 00:11:17,846
Please don't
pummel me
with that pumpkin!
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00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:20,149
I'm not, silly.
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00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,880
You helped me
win the tiara,
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00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,712
and be crowned
Pumpkin Princess.
246
00:11:23,714 --> 00:11:25,294
I did? How?
247
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:28,185
Well, I used your
face for inspiration...
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00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,192
Sorry about the fangs.
249
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,074
I didn't like you
very much until
you won me jewelry.
250
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,797
Wow! This is
really good.
251
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,071
Although, you got
my haircut wrong.
252
00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:45,343
No, you got
your haircut wrong.
253
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,706
Show this to
your barber.
254
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,142
So between Emma's
smashed pumpkin,
255
00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:57,124
Ravi's expired hamster,
and Luke's projectile
vomiting...
256
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,289
Are you even
listening to me?
257
00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,320
No. I stopped listening
when you said,
258
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,222
"Hi, I'm Jessie,
the new nanny."
259
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,097
Bertram, I'm trying
to tell you,
260
00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:11,159
I'm not sure if Brooks
is the perfect guy!
261
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:15,941
Well, in his defense,
there are very few of us
perfect guys out there.
262
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,066
My perfect guy
would not collect
nesting dolls.
263
00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:22,510
But he would get along
with the kids better.
264
00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:25,152
Plus, he'd have
Tony's hair,
265
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,975
Channing Tatum's
dance moves,
266
00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:28,117
the soul of a poet...
267
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,320
Come, my pretty monster.
268
00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:35,192
This is the perfect man
you have requested!
269
00:12:35,185 --> 00:12:36,425
(HISSING)
270
00:12:36,426 --> 00:12:39,386
You have a wonderful
economy with words.
271
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:42,329
By the way,
payment is due
upon reanimation.
272
00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:44,873
Thank you,
Dr. Frankenstein!
273
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,265
Did you give him
Chris Hemsworth's height?
274
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,096
And Channing Tatum's
dance moves?
275
00:12:48,098 --> 00:12:51,098
Yes, yes, quit being
such a Bride of
Frankenzilla!
276
00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:54,371
Now, when the storm
reaches us,
277
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,284
my kite and I will bring
your beloved creature
278
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,507
to life!
279
00:12:58,508 --> 00:13:00,078
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
280
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,150
Pretty neat, huh?
281
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,163
It is almost time.
Where is my assistant?
282
00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:07,056
Igor!
283
00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:10,018
Oh! Coming, Disaster.
284
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,120
Coming close.
285
00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:15,172
It is "Master."
286
00:13:15,165 --> 00:13:16,495
(SNORTS) We'll see.
287
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,098
Ooh!
288
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,569
Who gave you that perm?
A live wire?
289
00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:24,131
(LAUGHING)
290
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,144
Who gave you
that wonky eye?
291
00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:26,135
A marble salesman?
292
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,078
It's not cool.
293
00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:38,316
Fly! Fly!
294
00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:45,402
Igor, fire up
the Franken-pacitor!
295
00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:48,455
Always naming
everything after himself.
296
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,058
What an ego!
297
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,332
(GASPING)
298
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,873
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
299
00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:57,136
(LAUGHING)
300
00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:00,609
(GASPING)
301
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,270
(GIBBERING)
302
00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:04,072
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
303
00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:05,454
Oh... That's
what that does.
304
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,120
(GRUNTING)
305
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,064
It is alive! It is alive!
306
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,087
(LAUGHING)
307
00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:20,389
(GROWLING)
308
00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:23,431
Ow! Come to Mama.
309
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,636
Oh! He has Tony's hair!
310
00:14:27,637 --> 00:14:29,497
Come here! Let me run
my hands through it!
311
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,200
(GRUNTING)
312
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,543
Aw!
313
00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:38,145
He's so cute.
314
00:14:38,148 --> 00:14:40,908
But I'm still not sure
he's the perfect guy.
315
00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:44,451
Roses red.
Corpses blue.
316
00:14:44,454 --> 00:14:49,064
I alive five seconds,
but me love you.
317
00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:51,389
Aw!
(LAUGHING)
318
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,921
RAVI: Now dance.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
319
00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:01,970
Sold! Will you
take a check?
320
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,983
(SNORTING) As part of
your perfect boyfriend
package,
321
00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:10,477
may I present
a romantic candlelit
dinner?
322
00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:14,682
Is that extra?
Because I kind of spent
a lot on my weave.
323
00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:21,148
(SCREAMING)
324
00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:22,921
Fire bad!
325
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,292
Wait, wait.
326
00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:31,999
Why do my boyfriend's
always run away from me?
327
00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:33,932
How much time
do you have?
(LAUGHING)
328
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:36,365
(GRUNTING)
329
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,941
Excuse me,
Weinermeister...
330
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,683
That's Burgermeister.
331
00:15:45,675 --> 00:15:48,145
The Weinermeister
called in sick.
332
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,578
Something about some plague,
but I'm sure it's nothing.
333
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,252
(GRUNTING)
334
00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:56,094
Well, pretty sure.
335
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:06,072
I did not know
this village had
a Pumpkin Princess.
336
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,296
Duh. Pumpkins can't
just govern themselves.
337
00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:12,169
I'm going to let you
think about what you
just said.
338
00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:15,484
(CROWD SCREAMING)
339
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,479
(GRUNTING)
340
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,582
It's a monster!
341
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,094
And it's destroying
my village!
342
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,657
See, this is why
we can't have
nice things!
343
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,420
Quick! Someone get
the authorities!
344
00:16:33,423 --> 00:16:35,303
You are
the authorities!
345
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,595
Oh, um, well,
I would stop him but
346
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,498
I feel like I have
a touch of the plague
coming on.
347
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,701
Auf Wiedersehen!
348
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,102
(ALL SCREAMING)
349
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,078
Your boyfriend
had to have
super-strength!
350
00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:53,581
Hey, every girl wants
her monster to look like
he hits the gym,
351
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,053
am I right, ladies?
352
00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:56,615
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
353
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,046
Uh, perhaps we could
shelve the girl talk
354
00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:01,019
for when we are not
in mortal peril!
355
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,421
(GRUNTING)
356
00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:07,334
Sweetie, no, no,
these are my kids!
357
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,157
Kids good!
358
00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:11,559
Kids good?
359
00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:15,171
Yes! Kids like you.
360
00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:17,335
(GROANS IN AGREEMENT)
361
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:21,037
Hi, Mr. Monster.
Great hair.
362
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,352
Yeah, he's smokin' hot!
363
00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:28,676
Smoke? Fire!
364
00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:30,248
(GRUNTING)
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
365
00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:35,391
I don't understand,
he was supposed to
be the perfect guy!
366
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:38,525
There is no
such thing as
the perfect guy!
367
00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:40,328
Wake up and smell
the strudel!
368
00:17:42,532 --> 00:17:43,792
Strudel!
Huh?
369
00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,473
Strudel?
Where? Where?
370
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:48,266
I have to go.
371
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,098
I just realized what my
answer to Brooks is!
372
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:53,200
What? Jessie, wait.
I need to know!
373
00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:56,253
Bertram, it's so sweet
that you care,
374
00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:58,246
but I can't tell you
until after I've told Brooks.
375
00:17:58,248 --> 00:17:59,448
I don't care
if you marry him.
376
00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:01,109
Just tell me where
the strudel is!
377
00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:07,085
Hey, Ravi,
guess what?
378
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,788
Why are your
clothes smoking?
379
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,660
My attempts to
re-animate Farfel
did not go as planned.
380
00:18:14,664 --> 00:18:17,104
However, I did discover
lightning bolts
381
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,226
are a wonderful cure
for constipation.
382
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:24,270
Okay. Can I see
Farfel for a minute?
383
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:27,184
Very well.
You may pay
your respects,
384
00:18:27,177 --> 00:18:28,677
but make it quick.
385
00:18:28,678 --> 00:18:30,808
Thanks to you,
he has a date
with a shoebox
386
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,140
and a shallow hole.
387
00:18:39,189 --> 00:18:41,249
Hey there, little buddy.
388
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:43,191
(GASPING)
He is alive!
389
00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:45,903
He is alive!
How did you do it?
390
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:49,125
I called my
top veterinarian at
the animal sanctuary.
391
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,528
She told me when
hamsters get too cold,
they hibernate.
392
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,901
Oh, Farfel must have
gotten too chilly
393
00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:55,713
when I took him
to the terrace!
394
00:18:55,705 --> 00:18:57,835
Undone by
my own ignorance!
395
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,337
Huh, this must be
what it feels like
to be Luke!
396
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,271
(SIGHS)
397
00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:04,743
Kids, can you come here
for a second?
398
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,747
Emma?
399
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:11,280
Your Highness?
400
00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:13,422
Oh.
401
00:19:16,286 --> 00:19:17,326
Proceed.
402
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:19,558
Thank you.
403
00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:23,291
I have something
to say to Brooks,
404
00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:25,243
and I want you
all to hear.
405
00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:26,735
Wait...
406
00:19:26,736 --> 00:19:28,166
Does this mean
you have an answer
for me?
407
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,540
Brooks...
408
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,541
All my life
I've had this image
409
00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:35,653
in my mind
of the perfect guy,
410
00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:38,475
and I've been
looking for him in
all the wrong places.
411
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,948
Chickaterias,
Frankenstein's lab,
412
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:44,610
in one instance
a really shady silver mine
in western Nevada.
413
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:46,515
That's not important.
414
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:53,259
What's important is
that I finally found you
415
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,734
and I've realized...
416
00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:58,366
You're not
the perfect guy.
417
00:19:59,629 --> 00:20:00,869
I'm not?
418
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,831
No.
419
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:07,283
Because there is
no such thing as
the perfect guy.
420
00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:11,277
What you are
is the perfect guy
for me.
421
00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:13,941
I know, you may have
made a mess of trying to win
over the kids today,
422
00:20:13,943 --> 00:20:16,253
but I love
how hard you tried.
423
00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:17,816
Actually,
424
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,987
Brooks didn't make
a total mess of things.
425
00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:22,249
Thanks to him,
I've been grabbed by
426
00:20:22,252 --> 00:20:23,892
so many girls
in that Haunted House,
427
00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:25,463
the only thing
I'm scared of now is
428
00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:26,795
if their boyfriends
find out!
429
00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:29,457
And how can I
dislike the man
430
00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:32,529
who was so gracious
when I falsely accused
him of hamster-cide?
431
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,873
And he does make
a fine-looking pumpkin.
432
00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:39,706
Plus, he loves you
almost as much as we do.
433
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,940
Aw, thank you, guys.
434
00:20:44,974 --> 00:20:46,854
Zuri?
435
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,476
Well, he seems to
make you happy.
436
00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:52,249
And he made
Luke fear-vomit,
so I guess I owe him.
437
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,681
(LAUGHING)
438
00:20:54,884 --> 00:20:55,994
So...
439
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,526
Are you saying
what I hope
you're saying?
440
00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:01,460
I'm saying...
441
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:04,963
Yes, I'd love
to marry you!
442
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,804
(BOTH LAUGHING)
443
00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:08,036
(ALL CHEERING)
444
00:21:09,038 --> 00:21:10,738
I gather you said yes?
445
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:13,270
Oh, I did.
We're getting married!
446
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,982
Oh! I'm so happy
for you!
447
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,305
Ooh! And I have
the perfect wedding gift.
448
00:21:18,308 --> 00:21:19,978
I'll get my old
boy band together
449
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,979
and we'll sing
at your reception!
450
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,381
Oh...
451
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,583
How do you feel
about eloping?
452
00:21:28,718 --> 00:21:30,288
Oh, look.
453
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,319
There's Zoey!
454
00:21:31,321 --> 00:21:33,861
Go give her Farfel back
and then ask her out.
455
00:21:33,863 --> 00:21:35,433
I will do it!
As they say,
456
00:21:35,425 --> 00:21:36,995
there is nothing
women like
457
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,966
more than a man
with a freshly
groomed hamster.
458
00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:43,071
I don't think
anyone says that.
459
00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:50,038
Oh.
460
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,310
Sorry, dude.
461
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,422
Hey, we'll find some
girls to take through
the Haunted House.
462
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,915
Somewhere around
the ax-wielding maniac,
463
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,687
they'll hold hands
with anyone.
(SCOFFS)
464
00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:03,090
I am both offended
and titillated!
465
00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:10,657
So, girls,
want to go play
Whack-a-Skull?
466
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,030
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
467
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,901
Uh-oh, it looks like
there is another
storm coming.
468
00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:16,414
Someone should
tell Bertram.
469
00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:18,737
Whee!
470
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:19,808
Look at it go!
471
00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:22,070
Bertram, don't!
That's dangerous!
472
00:22:27,116 --> 00:22:29,576
Ba... Burgers are ready.
473
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:31,079
(THUDDING)
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