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Okay, so, this is
where my booth
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for your school carnival
is going to go.
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I know your mom
usually raises
a lot of money
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with her
dunking-for-diamonds booth,
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but I have a
sure-fire moneymaker.
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And what game of chance
will you be running?
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The bottle ring-toss!
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(SQUEALS SOFTLY)
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This is where
you're supposed to go,
"Awesome! Cool! Wow!
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"Jessie, I love you
more than anyone else
in the world!"
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Awesome!
Cool!
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Wow!
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Jessie, I love you more
than anyone else in the world!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Hello, Jessie.
(ALL EXCLAIM DISDAINFULLY)
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Walking in the park again?
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I'm surprised someone
hasn't scooped you up
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and put you
in a plastic bag.
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Very funny, Hagatha.
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And what are you doing here?
Rooting for truffles?
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(LAUGHING)
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If you must know, I, too,
have a booth at the carnival.
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My new charge,
Manfred van Pelkington,
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is a student
at Walden Academy.
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Poor Manny.
That explains his twitch.
(CHUCKLES)
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And his constant
nervous gas.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Well, maybe the next
fundraiser we have
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could pay to de-brat
these children.
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Agatha,
random question.
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Have you ever kept goats
from crossing a bridge?
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Ha, ha, ha!
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You haven't heard
the last from me.
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Jessie, if you wanna
raise money,
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just charge people
to watch my moves.
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh... Luke...
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Okay, be careful.
Please, be...
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(CRASH)
Ow!
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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Luke!
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I think I
dislocated my knee!
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Oh, no! Don't move!
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Can I still
writhe around in pain?
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Stand back, everyone.
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Officer Petey!
Present.
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I'm trained to handle
emergency situations.
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Now, let's
take a look.
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(GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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And he wonders why
they won't let him
near a crime scene.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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So, Bertram, are you
excited about the carnival?
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No!
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Carnivals are full
of screaming kids,
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games that are
impossible to win,
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and I've dated enough
bearded ladies
in my lifetime!
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Oh!
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Don't eat that salad.
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I think there may be
some thumb in there.
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Jessie, Zuri and I feel
if you want to best
Agatha at the carnival,
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you need a fantastic booth.
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Although we love
your ring-toss concept...
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No, we don't.
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You need a big attraction
to get those suckers
to cough up.
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Like a reptilian
petting zoo!
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(CROAKS)
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More like a
"lose a finger" zoo.
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Speaking of which,
don't eat that salad.
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Luke, I'm sorry
you can't go to the carnival.
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Me, too.
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The one chance I get
to knock stuff over
with a ball
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without getting grounded.
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Are you looking at that model
across the street again?
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(SCOFFS)
Absolutely not!
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She got curtains.
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I was checking out
people in the park.
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Hey, it's Officer Petey.
(CHUCKLES)
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Aw! He's petting
a squirrel.
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Ooh. Actually, he's
patting down a squirrel.
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(SCOFFS) Whoa!
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He is really desperate
for his first arrest.
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Hey, Officer Petey.
What happened to you?
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Well, let's just say,
next time I try to bring
a squirrel to justice,
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I'm gonna use
teeny-tiny handcuffs.
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They should've covered
that at the Academy.
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I was supposed to
go to an academy?
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That explains so much.
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So, are you coming
to the carnival tomorrow?
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Sure. I'm working
security.
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So never fear.
I shall keep your booth
safe and sound.
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Clearly this booth
was not up to code.
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I'd write you up,
but the squirrel
ate my pencil.
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Hey, Jessie.
Like my outfit?
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I'd let you borrow it,
but I'm afraid the shoes
are too small for you!
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(CACKLING)
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Congratulations!
You finally found
an outfit
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to draw attention away
from your face.
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If you must know,
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the costume is to help
attract a crowd to my booth.
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Well, it's certainly
attracting me.
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Really?
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I'm Officer Petey,
and I'm at your service.
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Corn dog?
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(LAUGHS) Don't mind if I do.
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Petey, if there was
a corn dog in your holster,
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where's your taser?
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Oh.
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It must be
in the deep fryer.
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Oh, this is gonna be
so much paperwork!
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Well, obviously,
Officer Hunky-Pants
wants to get with this.
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Only because he's
been kicked in the
head by a horse.
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Jessie, we have a great idea
for a booth for you.
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It turns out I have
a particular talent for
guessing people's weight.
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Prepare to be amazed.
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(INHALES)
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He weighs
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62 pounds!
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(SKEPTICALLY) Uh-huh.
And, uh, how much
do you think he weighs?
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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69 pounds!
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Boom! Pay the man!
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That's odd.
Emma, come here!
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I know Jessie told me
to take care of you,
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but I will not scratch
your cheesy toes!
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Your loss.
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Look at this.
Come on. Come on.
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Down there.
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See that suspicious-looking
person sneaking around?
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(GASPS) Yes!
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And he just hid when
Officer Petey came over.
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If he's hiding
from a cop,
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that must mean
he's a criminal!
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Or he's seen Petey's
improv act.
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BOTH: Ew.
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Oh! Another winner!
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We have a lot of
ring-tossing talent here.
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Here you go!
BTW, his name
is Snuffles.
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My turn!
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Bertram? I thought
you hated carnivals.
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Oh, I do, but if I avoided
everything I hated,
I'd never leave my room.
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Yes!
Wow!
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Impressive, considering
those bottles were
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(CHUCKLES) so far!
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Here you go.
Oh, I'm not done.
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I'm going for
one of the big ones.
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Here you go.
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Hey, Aggie!
Looks like my booth
is a big hit!
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With all the money
I'm gonna make, I can
buy you a personality!
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(CHUCKLES)
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You silly git.
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You only make money
if people pay you
and they don't get the prizes.
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At this rate,
you'll have to
shut down your booth
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before the first
child throws up
in the bouncy castle.
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(CHILD VOMITING)
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Make that
the second child.
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Yes!
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(SIREN WAILING)
Pand it over!
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Oh! Come to Papa Bear,
Papa Bear!
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(GIGGLING)
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Hey, wait a minute.
Why is everyone
winning at my booth?
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Oh! Not everyone.
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You're a massive loser!
(LAUGHING)
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You! You did something.
You're trying to
make me look bad.
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What could I have
possibly done?
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You... You gave everyone here
secret ring-toss lessons!
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And, yes, I am aware
of how odd that sounds!
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Hey! What's the commotion?
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(GASPS) Do I get to
cuff somebody?
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Nuts! Squirrel cuffs.
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(SIGHS) Where did I put
the human-size ones?
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Agatha did something
to wreck my game
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so that I wouldn't
make any money!
Arrest her!
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I will not!
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The only thing
Agatha's guilty of
is being
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♪ adorable! ♪
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Guilty as charged.
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Oh!
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Don't they have women
where you come from?
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Emma! Where are you?
I'm thirsty!
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Here you go, ding-a-ling.
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Thanks.
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Now remember, when
you're at the carnival,
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keep an eye out
for that shadowy figure
we saw last night.
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Or, I could ride
the bumper cars
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and hope some cute boy
runs into me.
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(SCOFFS) Or over you.
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Wait! One more thing.
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What?
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I've decided I'm in more
of an apple juice mood.
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Coming right up.
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Emma! I need a towel!
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The Great Rav-Dini will
now dazzle you with
his procrastination.
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Uh... I believe you mean
"prognostication."
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Are you here
to tell fortunes
or work my last nerve?
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The Great
Rav-Dini predicts,
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in the very
near future
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you shall get
a sweet surprise!
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(MUFFLED GRUNT)
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(GASPS)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Hey! You can't take
your money back!
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The Great Rav-Dini
did not see that coming.
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Zuri! I'm running
out of prizes,
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and I need you to go get
all of your stuffed animals.
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No way!
Use your own toys.
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My toys are in
my dad's bomb shelter!
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Look, I promised your mom
I would raise a lot of money
for your school,
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and Agatha did something
to sabotage my booth!
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(GASPS) What did she do?
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Okay, my theory is that
she is a witch,
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and she put a spell
on the rings to make sure
no one misses!
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I know the science
is a little shaky,
but it's the best I got!
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And exactly what theories
did you reject?
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Do not worry, Jessie.
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Once we work
the kinks out,
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this booth will make
more money than
Shah Rukh Khan!
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He is the top
Bollywood star?
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Come on, people!
There is more to life than
Legally Blonde sequels!
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Not helping with
my booth crisis!
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I'm gonna be reduced
to giving away
kitchen utensils!
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Crisis averted.
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People pay us to get
hit with whipped cream.
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00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:24,983
What? Nobody's gonna
pay for that!
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Hey, Petey!
Check this out!
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That'll be a dollar.
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Okay.
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I meant nobody normal.
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Emma, would you care
to try and throw
a bean bag
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through the
clown's mouth?
Sure.
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(GRUNTS)
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00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:53,041
I meant that clown!
247
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,784
Sorry.
248
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,046
On the bright side,
I almost knocked that
snaggletooth back into place.
249
00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:07,915
Another winner!
(SIREN WAILING)
250
00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:10,018
What a surprise.
251
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,920
Okay, kid,
how did you do it?
252
00:13:11,922 --> 00:13:13,062
Did Agatha put you
up to this?
253
00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:14,793
Is there glue involved?
I have to know!
254
00:13:18,268 --> 00:13:19,568
I mean...
255
00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:21,529
Congratulations!
256
00:13:21,531 --> 00:13:23,971
We're out of pandas.
Here. Have a melon baller.
257
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,005
Take it!
258
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,138
Hey, Jessie.
259
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,140
How's it going?
260
00:13:31,141 --> 00:13:32,581
Ask Agatha.
261
00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:34,282
You did something,
and when I figure it out,
262
00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:36,094
I'm gonna
Union-Jack you up!
263
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,887
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
264
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,050
Have you found
anything suspicious?
265
00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:44,192
No. The only crime
at this carnival
266
00:13:44,194 --> 00:13:46,434
is that the cotton candy
tastes like insulation.
267
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:53,028
Although Jessie is
convinced Agatha sabotaged
her ring-toss game.
268
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,013
Wait a minute!
269
00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:57,565
Maybe Agatha was
the shadowy figure we saw
sneaking around last night,
270
00:13:57,567 --> 00:14:00,107
and she was messing up
Jessie's booth!
271
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:02,040
Oh, but wait,
Agatha's tiny.
272
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,212
Not now.
273
00:14:03,213 --> 00:14:05,083
She's wearing a clown
costume that makes her look
274
00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:07,375
like she's about to give birth
to clown-tuplets!
275
00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:10,179
Should I tell Jessie?
276
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,080
Not yet, we need proof!
277
00:14:12,082 --> 00:14:15,592
Keep an eye on Agatha
and see if you can
catch her doing anything.
278
00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:17,425
I mean, besides
cracking the funhouse mirror.
279
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,590
(GASPS) She's gone!
280
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:23,632
Luke, do you see her?
281
00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:27,435
Yes! I think that's Agatha.
282
00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:29,297
But she's not wearing
the clown outfit.
283
00:14:29,299 --> 00:14:30,869
Well, if you were
committing a crime,
284
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,370
would you wear
a clown costume?
285
00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:36,084
Wait! Officer Petey
is there, too!
286
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:38,006
What's going on?
287
00:14:38,008 --> 00:14:41,048
Now Petey's walking
behind the booth.
288
00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:44,311
Now Agatha's
grabbing a mallet
and following Petey!
289
00:14:44,314 --> 00:14:45,624
I don't see anything!
290
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,360
Except Agatha dragging
a body-shaped bag!
291
00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:58,126
(INHALES DEEPLY)
292
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,013
(GASPS)
293
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,638
What do you think is in it?
294
00:15:09,639 --> 00:15:11,479
(SARCASTICALLY)
Hmm, let me think.
295
00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:13,941
What could be inside
a body shaped bag?
296
00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:16,024
(GASPS) Maybe a body!
297
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,286
Named Officer Petey!
298
00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:19,187
You have to follow her!
299
00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:22,049
Fine, but if I even
think she sees me,
300
00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:24,692
I'm running away faster
than one of Jessie's
old boyfriends!
301
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,400
She just stopped
at a dumpster.
302
00:15:33,403 --> 00:15:36,713
JESSIE: Another winner!
Congratulations, kid.
Have a garlic press.
303
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:38,236
(SIREN WAILING)
304
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:42,671
(GASPS)
305
00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:46,254
Luke, did you see that?
306
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,046
The shadowy figure is Bertram!
307
00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:58,957
(FLATLY) Yay.
308
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,428
(SIREN WAILING)
Here's your prize.
309
00:16:02,432 --> 00:16:05,142
It's a metal hat.
310
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,566
Looks cooler if you
wear it backwards.
311
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,513
Jessie, come quick!
312
00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:18,345
Bertram smacked Petey
with a mallet
and stuffed him in a bag!
313
00:16:18,348 --> 00:16:21,078
Okay, that sounds
like an awesome booth.
I should have done that!
314
00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:24,282
It's not a booth!
It's a murder!
315
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,564
I saw him
dump Petey's body
in a dumpster!
316
00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:27,656
Just come!
Wait...
317
00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:29,517
(BONES CRACKING)
Ow!
318
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:32,659
Emma? Emma?
Okay, that popping noise
is my shoulder.
319
00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:36,502
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Emma! Emma! Emma!
Let go of my arm!
320
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,626
Great!
Now I can scratch my knee
without bending.
321
00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:41,429
Jessie, forget your
monkey arm!
322
00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:45,082
Officer Petey is
nowhere to be seen!
323
00:16:45,075 --> 00:16:47,635
You know why?
Because his lifeless,
decaying body
324
00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:49,307
is in that dumpster!
325
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,409
Now go get it.
326
00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:55,622
Why would I go climb
inside of a dirty
garbage dumpster?
327
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,787
Because your phone's
in there.
328
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:03,090
I just downloaded
a new ring tone!
329
00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:05,463
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna call Bertram
right now
330
00:17:05,455 --> 00:17:06,555
and get to
the bottom of this.
331
00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:08,626
No, you won't!
(CRASHING)
332
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,528
I can't believe
you just did that!
333
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,630
We are not leaving
until this dumpster
is searched!
334
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:14,803
Fine!
335
00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:17,465
Oh, look!
336
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:20,237
Someone threw away
a brand new pair of
Arturo Vitali pumps.
337
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,640
(GASPS)
Size 6!
338
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,671
(GASPS) Dibs!
339
00:17:23,613 --> 00:17:24,613
(CLATTERING)
340
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:30,477
Hey! There's no
Arturo Vitali pumps
in here!
341
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,280
All I see is a football
signed by Tony Romo!
342
00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:34,383
Dibs!
343
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,655
(CLATTERING)
344
00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:38,527
(EMMA LAUGHING)
345
00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:40,528
JESSIE: I can't believe
I fell for that.
346
00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:46,795
Uh-oh!
347
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:55,069
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
348
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:59,206
Emma, Bertram's
headed your way!
349
00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:01,209
He must know we saw
him commit that crime!
350
00:18:01,211 --> 00:18:02,581
Get out of there now!
351
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,222
Luke? Is that you?
352
00:18:06,716 --> 00:18:08,516
(MIMICS INDIAN ACCENT)
No, it is Ravi.
353
00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:10,858
My best friend
is a giant lizard!
Yippee!
354
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,520
(DISCONNECTS)
355
00:18:18,268 --> 00:18:19,468
Oh, no.
356
00:18:29,539 --> 00:18:31,539
Emma, how are you
not dirty?
357
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,152
Things just kind of
work out for me.
358
00:18:36,146 --> 00:18:40,546
Okay, I told you,
there's nothing in this
dumpster besides my dignity.
359
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,650
But I know I saw Bertram
dump a bag in here!
360
00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:45,533
Then why didn't we
find it?
361
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,325
(GASPS)
362
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,727
Maybe because he threw it
in that dumpster!
363
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,132
You mean the one
with the large bag
sticking out?
364
00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:58,336
Yeah, that one.
365
00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:06,421
Uh, that bag does look
disturbingly body-shaped.
366
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,546
We should call the police!
367
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,877
Hello! That was the police!
368
00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:12,551
Okay, we're
being ridiculous!
369
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,722
Bertram is way too lazy
to murder anyone!
370
00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:18,226
There's only one way
to find out.
371
00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:19,458
Open it.
372
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,432
(EXHALES)
373
00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:27,265
(SCREAMS)
374
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,337
Huh?
375
00:19:31,201 --> 00:19:32,771
Wait a minute.
376
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,552
These are the bottles
that were supposed
to be at my booth.
377
00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:38,645
The wide-neck ones that
make it impossible to win.
378
00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:40,948
The... The money was
for your school.
379
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,180
Don't judge me!
380
00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:49,757
Open, open, open,
open, open, open,
open, open, open!
381
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,690
(SCREAMS)
382
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,791
Close, close,
close, close, close!
383
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:54,693
Luke, get back here!
384
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,904
No! You'll never get me!
385
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,625
We need to talk!
Stay away from me!
386
00:19:57,627 --> 00:19:58,927
(SCREAMS)
387
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,468
(GRUNTING)
388
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,671
(STRAINING)
389
00:20:04,674 --> 00:20:05,914
What are you doing?
390
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,605
Right now, wishing I had
done more pull-ups in P.E!
391
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,780
(GRUNTS)
392
00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:13,211
(SCREAMS) Quit it!
393
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,292
I saw what you did!
You're a monster!
394
00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:16,945
Relax, it's not
that big of a deal!
395
00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:19,646
Ah! And I hate
having my picture taken!
396
00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:23,551
You'll never
get away with it!
397
00:20:23,553 --> 00:20:27,233
Oh, I will, 'cause
I have something here
that's gonna shut you up.
398
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,626
(LUKE SCREAMS)
399
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,458
Help! Police!
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
400
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:33,660
(GASPS) Jessie!
Bertram's trying to kill me
like he killed Petey!
401
00:20:33,663 --> 00:20:35,513
The only thing
Bertram killed
402
00:20:35,505 --> 00:20:37,605
was my chance
to humiliate Agatha!
403
00:20:37,607 --> 00:20:39,537
And, of course,
raise money
for the children.
404
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,810
That wasn't a body bag,
it was a bottle bag!
405
00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:44,973
Idiot.
406
00:20:46,716 --> 00:20:49,446
Bertram, how could you
sabotage my booth?
407
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,619
Oh, I couldn't
help myself!
408
00:20:51,621 --> 00:20:54,481
(SNIFFLES) Every year
when I was a kid,
409
00:20:54,484 --> 00:20:57,434
I'd spend all of my allowance,
all my tooth-fairy money,
410
00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:59,387
even all my grandma's
good-boy money,
411
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:05,471
trying to win that
stupid ring-toss game
at the carnival.
412
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,335
But I never did.
413
00:21:07,337 --> 00:21:08,837
Until tonight.
414
00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:10,468
If your grandma
knew about this,
415
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,370
she would take away
all your good-boy money!
416
00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:15,583
I know!
417
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,575
But in my defense,
418
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,507
I really wanted
that giant panda.
419
00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:24,811
Wait! Why were you
reaching into
your jacket for a gun?
420
00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:25,924
I wasn't!
421
00:21:25,915 --> 00:21:27,985
I was reaching
for my wallet,
422
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,387
to give you 10 bucks
to keep you quiet.
423
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,790
Hold it. There's still one
thing I don't understand.
424
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:34,823
Math?
Science?
425
00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:36,074
Bathing?
426
00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:38,796
I understand bathing.
427
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,928
I just don't
wanna do it.
428
00:21:42,872 --> 00:21:45,542
Why did you follow Petey
with that big mallet?
429
00:21:45,535 --> 00:21:47,635
He wanted to
impress some girl,
430
00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:50,877
so he asked me
to give him pointers on
the Test Your Strength game.
431
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,710
He never scored higher
than "Little Miss."
(CHUCKLES)
432
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,524
So, where is Petey?
433
00:21:57,687 --> 00:21:58,887
Okay, get ready.
Okay.
434
00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:00,588
(COIN CLATTERS)
Um...
435
00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:02,350
Dramatic face!
(GIGGLES)
436
00:22:02,352 --> 00:22:03,522
(COUNTER BEEPING)
437
00:22:04,854 --> 00:22:06,704
Surprise face!
(BEEPING)
438
00:22:06,696 --> 00:22:07,696
(EXCLAIMS)
439
00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:10,858
Uh... Fish face!
(GIGGLES)
440
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:11,930
(BEEPING)
441
00:22:13,803 --> 00:22:15,943
Hey, Agatha,
for our last picture,
442
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,605
why don't you take off
the fake tooth and moles?
443
00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:20,809
They're not fake.
444
00:22:21,911 --> 00:22:23,411
Scared face!
(BEEPING)
445
00:22:23,413 --> 00:22:24,413
(SIGHS)
446
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,775
I'm really
sorry, Jessie.
447
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,518
Not as sorry
as you're gonna be.
448
00:22:31,521 --> 00:22:34,081
I gave away half your
kitchen utensils
as prizes.
449
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,734
Even my melon baller?
450
00:22:36,726 --> 00:22:38,826
(LAUGHS) It was
the first to go.
451
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,790
Not Mella! (SOBS)
452
00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:47,743
(SCREAMING WRETCHEDLY) Mella!
453
00:22:48,798 --> 00:22:50,068
You kids shouldn't
have to see this.
454
00:22:53,703 --> 00:22:55,913
What is going on here?
455
00:22:55,905 --> 00:22:57,805
Zuri and Ravi came up
with a great new booth.
456
00:22:57,807 --> 00:23:01,977
And it's raking in more cash
than Dad's last movie.
457
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:05,591
Galactopus Four:
There Will Be Ink.
458
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,085
(SCOFFS) You people
will watch anything.
459
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,859
I hate carnivals!
460
00:23:11,861 --> 00:23:13,461
Wanna play
Dunk the Butler?
461
00:23:13,463 --> 00:23:14,593
Delighted!
462
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:15,934
Although I'm not
a very good shot.
463
00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:18,696
Ooh.
464
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,728
Doesn't matter.
Everyone's a winner!
465
00:23:21,731 --> 00:23:22,871
Except me.
466
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:27,083
(SIREN WAILING)
467
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,010
Don't worry, Bertram.
468
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:34,511
The carnival's only open
for another 12 hours.
469
00:23:34,984 --> 00:23:36,924
(SOBBING)
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