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Here's your mail, Bertram.
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Oh, if you don't
act now, this is your last
issue of Butler Beat.
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I'm not giving them
another dime until
they put me on the cover.
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Zuri, quit pushing me!
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I'm not pushing!
I'm just walking
faster behind you.
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Just be happy I didn't
get Zuri that cattle prod
she wanted for Christmas.
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Hey, Ravi, go long!
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Go where?
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(GROANS)
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Oops.
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Oops.
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Hey, that was mean!
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Thank you, I try.
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Tony, help me
with my bags.
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He's a doorman,
not a plastic surgeon.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Ow!
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Excuse me, Bertram.
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Hello, Bertie! I didn't
see you back there!
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(LAUGHS) Oh, you!.
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I'll take this one.
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It has my favorite new
hair product. 'Do Glue.
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Be on the watch
for une coiffure
extraordinaire.
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If I see him, I'll call
the cops immediately.
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Close!
Close!
Close!
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(ALL GROANING)
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(SNIFFS) Ugh.
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Somebody went
a little heavy
on the perfume.
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That's Zeus's new
cologne, Wolfwind.
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Wolfwind is for dogs?
My ex-boyfriend
used to wear it.
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Well, actually,
that's appropriate.
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What is touching
my derriere?
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It is highly unpleasant.
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It is a "who," not a "what."
And the feeling is mutual.
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* My whole world is changing
Turning around
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* They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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* But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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* And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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* Hey Jessie
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* Hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie *
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(ALL CHATTERING)
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Hey, Jessie, here's
what I'm thinking
for our date tonight.
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Dinner, a movie,
then a carriage ride
around Central Park.
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Tony, a carriage ride
sounds so romantic.
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Yeah, except for the fact
that you wind up staring
at a horse's butt!
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(LAUGHING)
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She looks at you all day.
She's used to it.
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(GIRLS LAUGHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Tressie!
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Mrs. Chesterfield,
what happened?
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My hands are glued
to my head, that's what!
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One of your little
heathens stole my hair gel
and replaced it with glue!
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(ALL GIGGLING SOFTLY)
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You should be
ashamed of yourselves.
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I'm ashamed
that I didn't think
of it first.
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Okay, don't overreact now.
I'm sure I can get that out
in a jiffy.
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"Stay Stuck. The glue
that sticks forever."
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Okay, maybe two jiffies.
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You didn't read the label
on the tube before
you put it in your hair?
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Even I would've done
that, and I am totally
against reading.
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Well, I would have
read it, but I was
a little distracted.
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Oh, Bertie, you simply
cannot take a bad photo.
(LAUGHING)
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Zeus, fetch Mommy's
teasing comb.
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Uh-oh.
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So, how did you turn
the doorknob to get out
of your apartment?
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The same way
I'm going to strangle
your little animals.
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With my elbows!
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(CHILDREN SCREAM)
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Excuse me. Before you unscrew
our heads with your elbows,
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I would like to know
why you think we did it.
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Because I had the 'Do Glue
when I got on to the elevator
with all of you,
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and that's the only place
it could have been switched.
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That is circumstantial!
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But highly incriminating.
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Look, Mrs. Chesterfield,
I trust my kids.
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If they say they didn't do
it, then they didn't do it!
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Okay, which one
of you did it?
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You said you trusted us.
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Oh, please.
Glue in the hair?
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You might as well have
signed your names
on her forehead.
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I know nothing
Itabout it.e.
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I blame
global warming.
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Okay. You all
hate Chesterfield.
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She shut down
your lemonade stand.
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She destroyed
your football.
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And she put you on the
building's worst-dressed list.
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She said I'm over the top?
Look at her! Big Bird
wears less feathers!
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Ravi, I'm putting
you in charge.
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Find out who's responsible
or you're all punished.
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How do you know
Ravi didn't do it?
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Oh, come on!
He's the new kid
in the family.
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You guys haven't
corrupted him yet.
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Plus, look at this face.
The only thing I am guilty
of is capital cuteness!
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Oh, really?
This is so unfair!
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I'll tell you what's unfair.
I have my third first date
with Tony tonight,
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and I have to be
downstairs helping
Chesterfield
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instead of
upstairs hating
all of my outfits.
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What's with the shades?
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I am a detective now,
and I take my job seriously.
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That includes wearing
CSI- type sunglasses.
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Wait, if you're playing CSI,
why is Kipling dressed like
Sherlock Holmes?
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Hey, I am asking
the questions here!
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And I have a notepad
full of them.
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Which your partner
is eating.
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Come near me with those,
they'll end up in your spleen.
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All right, now,
brace yourself.
This may hurt.
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Ow! Ow!
Watch out for that!
That's an antique!
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What is? The furniture,
or your skeleton?
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(SCREAMS)
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(COUGHS)
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Hey! Your partner's
out of control!
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On the contrary,
he knows exactly
what he is doing.
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Do you recognize this?
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Yeah, it's a receipt
for a delivery
to a resident.
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Precisely. A delivery of
one tube of Stay Stuck glue!
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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And to whom was this
delivery addressed?
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I can't say.
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Haven't you ever heard
of doorman-resident
confidentiality?
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00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:02,548
No one has.
It is not a thing.
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00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:08,015
Look, pal, you can
either be a witness
or a suspect.
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I suggest you
give me a name!
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I can't tell you!
I'm sworn to secrecy!
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Bertram!
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Aw, man!
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The butler did it!
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I did not see that coming.
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Okay, I got
the recommended
solvent.
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Well, it took you long
enough, Bessie!
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Please learn my name.
It is not Bessie,
not Tressie, not Jessie...
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Oh, wait. It is Jessie.
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Brava. You know your own name.
I'd applaud you, but my hands
are stuck to my hair.
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And there they will
stay, because you are
a crabby appleton.
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I am sorry to use
that kind of language,
but I'm upset.
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Wait! Wait!
Please help me.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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What?.
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It should not be used
with artificial hair coloring.
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00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,353
Sorry.
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00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:11,020
I don't know why
you're apologizing.
I am a natural redhead!
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00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,121
Or it could cause
a severe reaction.
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00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,923
Get this stuff
off my hair!
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Uh, maybe we could
call the glue company.
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Oh, sticky.
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00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,033
Oh, this is not good.
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(SCREAMS)
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00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,342
Okay, okay,
it's not that bad.
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00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,610
Really? I beg
to differ, Tessie!
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00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:38,011
That's it! I'm calling
Morgan and Christina
right now.
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00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,005
Everyone who was on that
elevator is gonna pay!
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00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,717
No, please don't!
I'll...
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Oh, now I'm stuck!
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Oh, well,
that didn't help.
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Swell.
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You were next to
Mrs. Chesterfield
on the elevator,
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00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,800
then you quickly
scooted away.
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00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,706
(GASPS)
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00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:08,208
Because the way Rhoda
stares at me makes me
feel cheap.
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00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,054
She always says
she is stuck on you.
Maybe this was payback?
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00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,981
No! I didn't put
the glue in her bag!
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00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,917
Then how do
you explain this?
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It is a receipt for
Stay Stuck glue,
delivered to you yesterday.
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00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,395
Okay, okay,
I bought the glue!
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00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,429
But it had nothing
to do with Chesterfield,
I promise!
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00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,635
(SCREAMS) Hold him back.
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00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:43,841
The truth is I was
dusting your father's
Audience Choice Award...
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(WHISTLING)
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00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:58,691
I should thank the Academy,
my fellow cast members,
my director...
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00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:02,426
But I'm not gonna!
'Cause I did it all myself!
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00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:05,902
And Mother,
I wanna thank you
least of all.
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00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,069
((SCREAMS)H)
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00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,782
So I had to glue
the trophy back together.
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00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,438
But I put the glue
in the drawer
when I was done.
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00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,777
Someone must
have taken it.
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00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,254
Leave the detective
work to me.
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00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,893
Someone must
have taken it.
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00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:32,059
Zuri, show me your hands.
187
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,026
No, the other way.
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00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,927
I mean show me your palms!
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00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,826
Show me a warrant!
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00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,107
The paper is glued
to your hands.
191
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,880
We have caught
our perp red-handed.
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00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,717
(TOILET FLUSHING)
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00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:04,957
That never happened.
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00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,027
Agreed.
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00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,930
That doorman doesn't
get here soon, I'm prepared
to chew off an arm.
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00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,837
So am I. And it won't
be my own.
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00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,212
Oh!
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00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,780
Doorman to
the rescue, ladies!
199
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,540
This is my ma's
secret recipe.
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00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,207
It'll loosen anything.
Candle wax from a tablecloth,
201
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:31,747
a hair clog from a sink
and it's heaven on linguini.
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00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,864
Just right there.
Oh, thank you.
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00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,030
And this one.
Yeah, great,
thank you.
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00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,028
Ugh! Ugh!
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00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:45,371
Oh, I haven't felt
this disgusted since
my entire second marriage.
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00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,240
Hurry, Tony.
I'm starting
to get a cramp.
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00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,110
And a strange craving
for meatballs. (SNIFFS)
Is that fennel?
208
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:58,310
Yeah. Now, it takes
a few seconds to work.
Try not to move.
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00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:01,945
Oh, thanks. I was
gonna suggest we go
ballroom dancing.
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00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,186
So, tonight
should be fun.
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00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:13,162
Yeah. We missed
our dinner reservation, but
we can still catch the movie.
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00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,593
I love romantic
comedies.
213
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,827
Me, too!
It looks hilarious.
214
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,834
Jennifer Aniston plays
a funeral director
who falls in love
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00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,597
with a wedding
(FEIGNING LAUGHTER)
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00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,595
You don't care.
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00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:29,877
Oh, on the contrary!
I hope you two love muffins
hit it off, get hitched,
218
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:33,850
and go for a long honeymoon
with the entire Ross family.
219
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,021
In an RV.
220
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,248
That falls off a cliff!
221
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,851
I love RVs!
222
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:40,887
Me, too!
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00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,587
(TEOh!NG)
224
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,225
Holy Sunday gravy!
It worked!
225
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,961
You're pulling off
my flesh!
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00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:52,969
(TEARING)
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00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,430
This one. This one.
Pull...
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00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,014
(SCREAMS)
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00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,009
Come on, let's go.
Let's get out of here.
230
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:05,411
Not so fast. No one's
going anywhere until
we go upstairs
231
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,915
and punish
the guilty party.
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00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,948
You two can go to your
little movie next week.
233
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,924
But it's a Jennifer
Aniston movie.
234
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,923
It won't be in theaters
next week!
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00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,994
All right, I have seen
your rap sheet.
236
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:24,198
You have a history
of paste-related crimes.
237
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:28,001
It was only a matter
of time until you graduated
to glue.
238
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:35,412
Crimes? You're trippin'.
I was just using the glue
to do some origami.
239
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,952
Origami is the art
of folding paper.
240
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,448
It does not require glue.
241
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,249
It does if you're bad at it.
242
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,991
Back off, you
overgrown gecko.
243
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,056
You have confessed
to using the glue.
244
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:55,061
I am willing to overlook
that if you point me
toward the real culprit.
245
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,655
I'm no snitch.
246
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,366
What if we
sweeten the deal?
247
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,129
Keep talkin'.
248
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,671
Ooh, candy!
249
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:10,206
Get your notepad.
I'm about to squeal
like Miss Piggy.
250
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,052
What happened in there?
251
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,123
I tried to protect
you, Emma.
252
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:21,961
But the fuzz turned up
the heat, and I couldn't
hold out.
253
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,289
(SOBBING)
I'm so sorry!
254
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,955
You sold me out
for a Scooter Bar?
255
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,468
It's a king size!
256
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:41,007
I never touched that glue!
And FYI, those glasses are
so last season!
257
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,041
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
258
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,183
Ugh. Jasmine. Ignore.
259
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:58,193
Looks like we found
the one with the
sticky fingers.
260
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,995
All right! It's true.
I used the Stay Stuck.
261
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:07,096
I was watching TV when
Tyra Banks eliminated
my favorite model
262
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,344
and I got a teensy
bit annoyed.
263
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,269
(TV AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
264
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,344
What? (SCREAMS)
265
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,278
Oops.
266
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,018
So, I glued it
back together.
267
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,220
It's the third phone
I've broken this year!
268
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:30,092
If Mom and Dad find out,
I'll be restricted
to a landline!
269
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,556
Fair warning.
Mrs. Chesterfield's
on her way up here
270
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,425
and she has
come unglued!
271
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:43,069
Mr. Kipling and I have
been trying to find out
who had the glue
272
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,243
on the elevator.
273
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,211
But it turns out
the glue has been
passed around more
274
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,439
than fresh gossip
at a nail salon.
275
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,035
Mmm. (SNAPS FINGERS)
276
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:54,107
Obviously Emma did it!
She took the glue
from Zuri,
277
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,547
used it to fix her phone,
then put it back in her purse.
278
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,054
Emma, you broke
another phone?
279
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,387
Tyra again?
280
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,191
Yeah.
281
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:08,404
Wait. Emma never said
she put the glue in her purse.
282
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,298
ALL: Yes, you did!
283
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,073
The only way you
would know that is
284
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,402
if you took
the glue out
of Emma's purse.
285
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,137
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
286
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:26,345
Luke, you better take this.
It's as good as money
where you're going.
287
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:38,094
Okay, I'll admit I took
the glue from Emma,
but I did not put it
288
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,385
in Chesterfield's bag!
I never took it out
of my backpack!
289
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,272
Attention,
despicable toddlers!
290
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,366
Look at this!
291
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,401
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
292
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,536
Eh, she's looked worse.
293
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,372
Which one of you
is responsible?
294
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,837
I'm gonna sweat it out of you
if I have to stay all night.
295
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,406
ALL: Luke did it!
296
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,645
Well, that took less
time than I thought.
297
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,148
I did not do it!
298
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,323
Then what were you
doing with the glue?
299
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,322
He(SCREAMING)m!
300
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,664
(SCREAMING)
301
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:14,388
Oh! Well, my, don't you look
fetching this evening?
302
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,367
Fetching? Really?
Wow, these new trousers
must be a big hit.
303
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:21,598
All day, people have
been pointing at
me and smiling.
304
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,644
(ALL LAUGHING)
305
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,471
Now, that, my friends,
is how you use glue!
306
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,908
(EXCLAIMS)
307
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,382
Bull's-eye!
(LAUGHS)
308
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,912
Mrs. Chesterfield,
I'm sorry Luke took
your hair gel.
309
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,317
How much did it cost?
310
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,349
Ninety-eWhat?dollars.
311
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,415
Jessie, I didn't steal it!
312
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,393
The person who switched it
with the glue is
the one who has it.
313
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,585
(ALL GASPING)
314
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,526
My 'Do Glue!
315
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,461
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
316
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,870
I should've known!
317
00:18:54,901 --> 00:19:00,711
You've always hated me, Essie.
And now you're willing to
sell these little rug rats
318
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:05,650
down the river
to cover your crime.
That's low. And I know low.
319
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,247
TShe does.e.
320
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,282
Mmm-hmm.
321
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,492
Guys, I didn't do it!
322
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,520
Jessie, it's over.
We know you did it.
323
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,426
Maybe we need to get
a nanny cam to keep
an eye on you.
324
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,229
I'll monitor all
the footage.
325
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,732
Wait. That's
a great idea!
326
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,473
Tony, we need to see
the elevator security
cam footage.
327
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,499
It'll prove
I'm innocent.
328
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,571
(TYPING)
329
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,482
This doesn't
prove anything!
330
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,580
No one touched
Chesterfield's bag.
331
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,412
(TAPE REWINDING)
332
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,249
(ALL GASPING)
333
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,754
The dog did it!
I have solved the case.
334
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,287
But wait, how did
the 'Do Glue get
in my purse?
335
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,490
(WHIMPERS)
336
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,457
(ALL GASP)
337
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:59,225
That shifty little mutt!
I never trusted him.
338
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,526
Oh, well, would you
look at the time?
339
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,513
I'm sure Zeus meant no harm.
340
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,409
I've been training him
to fetch my beauty
products.
341
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,612
And I'm certain
Mommy's little helper
just got confused.
342
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,505
Good boy!
Kiss Mommy.
343
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,577
(ZEUS WHIMPERS)
344
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,663
I think you owe us
an apology.
345
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:28,499
Yeah. We told you
we did not plant that glue,
and you didn't believe us.
346
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,228
I believe an apology
kiss is in order.
347
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,473
Come here.
348
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:40,373
I'm sorry that I didn't
trust you guys, all right?
I was wrong.
349
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:44,537
And I will take that
into account when I
dole out your punishments.
350
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,407
Whoa! Back the truck up!
351
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,246
Punishments?
352
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:56,864
Using grown-up glue without
permission. Phone throwing.
And aggravated tush-targeting.
353
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,826
Well, at least
I am innocent.
354
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,331
Oh, yeah?
Where'd you get
those sunglasses?
355
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,395
From yoHmm.resser.
356
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,674
But they make me look
so cool and dangerous.
357
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,512
Not as cool
and dangerous
as the nanny.
358
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:17,543
Ow!
359
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,454
I'm sorry I made us miss
our third first date.
360
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,515
I get it if you'd rather
date someone with
a normal schedule.
361
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,355
I don't want to date
somebody normal.
I want to date you.
362
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:38,466
Thanks? Maybe someday
we'll be able to catch
a romantic moment...
363
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,498
Somewhere.
364
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,368
Jessie. Don't move.
365
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,581
Tony! Ow!
366
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,710
Mosquito. Got it.
367
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:59,618
Hey, do you guys think
Zeus put that glue
in Chesterfield's bag
368
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,692
on purpose?
369
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,620
Of course not.
370
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,615
Why would he bite
the hand that feeds
him filet mignon?
371
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:10,526
Yeah! That mutt lives
better than we do!
372
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,397
Well, this kind
of works.
373
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,936
I'll be the baddest broad
in my book club.
374
00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,737
Oh, there you are.
375
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:30,121
Oopsie, Mr. Fluffy Pants.
There. Now it won't fall off.
376
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,849
And I know you didn't
mean to hurt Mommy.
377
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,345
Did you?
378
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:36,415
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