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Whoa, this is scary.
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You're Doing
Everything Wrong?
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Aw, Jessie! You're
reading a book about
how to accessorize!
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Good for you! Admitting
you're doing something
wrong is the first step.
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Watch it, or my second step
is going to be nailing
your bedroom door shut.
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No, this is
a childcare book.
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I hope there's
a chapter in there
on inappropriate anger.
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I'm sorry. But I'm just
worried about Zuri.
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According to this book,
she should have outgrown
her imaginary friends by now.
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Well, I haven't noticed
her talking to Millie
the Mermaid lately.
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Millie! Swim out, swim out,
wherever you are!
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Then again, I also didn't
notice when she wore a
Halloween costume till March.
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I have a little
problem here.
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I'll say. Lizard anklets
are so last season.
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He's been so clingy lately.
Like my mother.
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But without the mustache
and bingo addiction.
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* My whole world is changing
Turning around
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* They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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* But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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* And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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* Hey Jessie
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* Hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie *
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Thank you for letting me
bring Mr. Kipling on
our outing, Jessie.
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He has been very
lonely lately.
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Probably because Bertram's
leg broke up with him.
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(GROWLING)
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He sighs all the time,
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and he just pushes
his crickets around the dish.
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Also, he insists I read him
nothing but paranormal
teen romance.
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I knew I saw drool
on my Twilight books.
I just thought it was mine.
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I'm definitely
Team Jacob.
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How do I get you
on Team Luke?
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Change your age,
height, and abs.
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I have a six-pack.
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Yeah, of pudding cups.
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Well, Jacob may have abs,
but he's just a big,
glorified dog.
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Hey, LWhoa!fetch!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Zuri, don't you want
to go play, too?
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Nah, I'll just hang here
in the shade with
Millie the Mermaid.
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She's wearing
the coconut bra that
gives her weird tan lines.
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She should be wearing
sun block. What am I saying?
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Come here.
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Sweetie, wouldn't you rather
have a more visible playmate?
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I mean, um, oh, what
about that little girl?
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She's picking
her nose.
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Well, the girl's
gotta eat, right?
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Okay, okay,
I'll go mingle.
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If Zuri doesn't make
real friends soon,
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she's gonna end up walking
down the aisle with her
imaginary groom.
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Then, have imaginary children
who never come by with
her imaginary grandchildren!
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Not necessarily.
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She could wind up as
an old maid with 12
imaginary cats.
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Jessie, you worry
too much.
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Mrs. Arthur from our building
has invisible friends, and she
seems happy enough.
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Isn't it a beautiful day?
Oh, it is not chilly.
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You have a soup stain
on your sweater.
Can't take you anywhere.
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Okay, Zuri is nothing
like that woman!
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Pump your flipper, Millie!
I'm getting tired.
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Jessie, come quick!
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Okay, please tell me
Mr. Kipling did not
eat a toddler!
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No, but he won't
let anyone play
on the dinosaur.
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EMMA: Hey, I know
that longing look!
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It's the way that Bertram
looks at his recliner.
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And TV shows
about cupcakes.
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Mr. Kipling
is in love!
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Aw, I always knew
this day would come!
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I need to have
"the talk" with him.
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But first, someone
needs to have
"the talk" with me.
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Jessie, Jessie,
I made a new friend!
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Really?
That's great.
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Her name is Nana Banana
and she's magical.
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(SIGHS)
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Another imaginary friend?
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(SCOFFS) I'd rather have
the nose-picker. Even if
she is two knuckles deep.
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RAVI: I cannot believe
he ran away.
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EMMA: I told you Mr. Kipling
would be here.
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Well, he's not surrounded
by the bones of innocent
toddlers, so that's good.
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Aw, look, they're
holding tails!
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Mr. Kipling,
you reptilian Romeo!
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Freeze, you hippies!
I may be old but I can
still throw down!
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Should we make
a run for it?
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I think we can make
a slow, leisurely walk for it.
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UhYes?r.
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Our pet ran away,
so we had to come
get him.
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Oh, that is one big
wiener dog. Hello, fella.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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And it seems to have
sprung a leak!
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Which is why we're just gonna
take him home and patch
him up. Come on, Fido.
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(BARKING)
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(MOUTHING)
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Sorry, I panicked!
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Jessie, it has been
12 hours since Mr. Kipling
saw his girlfriend.
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He has been pacing
like a caged animal.
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He is a caged animal.
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He is a lizard in love,
and I am his wingman.
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Why will you not let me
do him this solid?
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Ravi, we can't go
to the park every time
Mr. Kipling needs a snuggle.
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If he's lonely,
he'll just have to do
what the rest of us do.
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Eat ice cream
and listen
to Adele songs.
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How many have
hurt you, Jessie?
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Let's just say I have
a frequent scooper card
at the Sherbet Shack.
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(WHISTLING)
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(SIGHS) "What to do
if your child won't poo"?
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If your job is to clean
the bathrooms, you celebrate.
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Bertram, this is serious.
I'm worried about Zuri's
imaginary friends.
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You worry too much.
I had imaginary friends
and I turned out just fine.
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Jessie, guess what!
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My new friend, Nana Banana,
is coming over. And she lives
right downstairs!
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(SIGHS) Zuri, sweetie, do you
know the difference between
real and imaginary?
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Sure. Real things are
things that you can see.
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Imaginary things are
things that don't exist.
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Like Luke's chances with you.
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Very good. So you know
Nana Banana's not real,
right?
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Of course she is!
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No, Is so!n't.
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Zuri, there is no
Nana Banana coming
to visit.
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(ELEVATOR CHIMES)
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Hi, Zuri!
It's Nana Banana!
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Whoo!
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I told you!
I should have put
money on it.
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00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:20,098
Okay, if I see Millie
the Mermaid flop down
the stairs, I'm gonna lose it.
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So. Why bananas?
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Well, I used to be
a circus clown.
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And every clown needs
a wacky gimmick.
I'm bananas.
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(LAUGHING)
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(CHUCKLES)
You're telling me.
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This is a beautiful
dollhouse, Zuri.
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Oh, what's that cute, little
structure over there?
Is that the stables?
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Uh, no, no.
No, this is the dollhouse
that I gave to Zuri.
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
I don't think my horses can
fit through that little door.
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00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,612
Can't you just get
Shetland ponies?
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00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,575
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Dolly Decorator,
at your service.
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00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:13,746
I'm Rita Real Estate Doll.
Maybe we dolls should
rethink this remodel.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Well, I think we should
rip this wall out
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and put in barn doors.
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00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,125
I cannot believe
you just did that
without a permit!
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00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:31,667
Hmm. So, what else
do you want to change?
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Everything!
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00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:38,880
Uh, careful! A hasty remodel
can just kill the curb appeal.
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00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,052
This real estate lady
is very negative.
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00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,893
Let's fire her!
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00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,948
Okay.
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Don't bother! I quit!
And now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm late for an
open dollhouse.
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JessYeah?ait!
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Leave the doll.
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00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,874
This is
so romantic.
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00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:10,106
It is so kind of you both
to help me bring Mr. Kipling
his true love.
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00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:13,153
Whatever! I'm just here
to commit the crime
of the century.
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00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,151
We're borrowing
a playground toy.
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00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,093
All right, crime
of the week. But that's
as low as I'm going.
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00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:25,060
We have the sledgehammer,
the blowtorch,
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00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:27,860
the plunger...
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00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,199
I don't think we're gonna
need all that stuff.
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00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,801
I was talking to Ravi.
This is man's work.
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00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,935
And we, we're men!
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00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:44,180
We will also need pointy
thingy, um, twisty thingy,
scrapey thingy...
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00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:48,221
Guys, we don't need anything!
All we need to do
is lift up dino...
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00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:53,148
Quiet, woman! Darn the socks,
cook the curry, and let us
handle our thingies.
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00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,888
They're called tools,
and we're gonna use them!
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You guys are the tools.
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00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,770
See you at home.
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00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,098
Hey, kids!
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N(CHUCKLES)!
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00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:16,006
Oh, why do bananas
wear sunscreen?
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Because they peel!
Whoo-hoo!
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(HONKING HORN)
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00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,923
Hilarious! Out of
the park funny!
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00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,788
Why is Mrs. Arthur
in our apartment?
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00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,891
She's dressed like that
and that's the first
question you ask?
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00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:36,856
In India, the elderly
are revered for their
wisdom and experience.
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(HONKING HORN)
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00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,300
But this lady is just
a big, yellow loon!
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00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,442
I'll go get you
some napkins.
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00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:52,183
Hey, Zuri, while I'm gone,
no more clowning around.
(LAUGHING)
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00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,252
(HONKING HORN)
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00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,316
I'm sorry you had
to see that.
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00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,291
So, kids, who
wants cookies?
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00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:09,803
Jessie says every time
we eat dessert before
our vegetables, a fairy dies.
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00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:14,100
Well, don't you kids have
a dog? They're good for eating
more than just homework.
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00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,266
We have a giant lizard.
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00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:24,275
I love it! Okay, let's put
the veggies in this bag.
Come on.
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Your best friend just
became my best friend.
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00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,775
Now make like
bananas and split!
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(ZURI LAUGHING)
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00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,020
How do you come up
with them?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,994
Look, he likes them.
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00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,557
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:46,265
Would anyone like to tell me
why there's a trail of veggies
leading up here?
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00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:52,969
Uh, so we could
find our way back
to the living room?
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00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,277
This is a really
big apartment.
203
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:02,248
With many confusing twists
and turns. It is a labyrinth.
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00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,824
You should not feed your
vegetables to Mr. Kipling.
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00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,355
A, you need the vitamins.
They're good for you.
And B...
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00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,271
That would be B.
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00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,341
Lizard barf?
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00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,173
Awesome!
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00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:30,613
Guys, you're cleaning
this up. Hey, hey!
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00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,183
What the heck
is this dinosaur
doing here?
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00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:36,982
Obviously, she's trying to
make a difficult long-distance
relationship work.
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00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,347
Show some sisterhood.
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00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:45,360
Guys, it's bad enough I have
to deal with a banana lady
who's a fruitcake.
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00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,062
I don't want to have
to explain to your parents
that you went to jail
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00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,425
for grand theft dino.
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(SIGHS)
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00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,243
Oh, it never would
have worked out
anyways, Kipling!
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00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,009
You're a Pisces
and she's plastic!
219
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:06,608
Ladies and gentlemen,
I will now make this
banana disappear! (GULPS)
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00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,846
(EXCLAIMS)
221
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,248
That was awesome!
222
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,353
Can you pull an elephant
out of a hat?
223
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:17,215
Well, I tried it once.
But the elephant wasn't happy.
I grabbed the wrong end.
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(HONKING HORNS)
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00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,301
Jessie, are you okay?
226
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,473
Oh, I told you those
barn doors would
come in handy.
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00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,403
Come in!
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00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,344
Maybe this isn't
a good time.
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00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:44,447
A banana peel? Seriously?
I wonder who left that
on the stairs.
230
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:49,064
Why are you looking at me?
Oh, come on, Jessie.
231
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,159
Whatever you do,
don't flip your lid.
232
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,232
(HONKS HORN)
233
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,130
(LAUGHING)
234
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,362
Don't blow
your top!
235
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,396
(HONKING HORN)
236
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,229
Stop!
I can't breathe!
237
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,472
Is everything
a joke to you?
238
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,514
Well, pretty much.
It's kind of a clown thing.
239
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,038
Well, maybe you should
leave before I blow my top.
240
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,408
It's not funny
when you say it.
241
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,016
You're kicking
me out? Why?
242
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,489
Because I think you're
a bad influence.
243
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:24,218
No, she's not! She hasn't
influenced me at all.
I'm my own person.
244
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,257
(HONKING HORN)
245
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:32,097
Thanks, Zuri, but Jessie's
top banana around here,
so I better peel out.
246
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,067
(HORN HONKS PITIFULLY)
247
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:43,206
First, you tell me to make
a new friend, and then you
kick her out?
248
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,153
That is messed up!
249
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,345
I wish Zuri had never
even met Nana Banana.
250
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,757
You said you wanted
her to make a new friend.
251
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,259
Well, she had perfectly
good imaginary friends.
252
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,332
You said she was
too old for them.
253
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,401
Look, if you're gonna keep
remembering everything
254
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,400
that I say, I won't
talk to you anymore!
255
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,173
Can I get that
in writing?
256
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,067
Look, you sure
this isn't about you?
257
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,376
I think maybe
you are jealous.
258
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,078
(SCOAre too.not!
259
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,510
Are too.
260
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,545
(HORN HONKS)
261
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:26,492
Check chapter 8 of
You're Doing Everything Wrong!
262
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:30,019
What? I have to read
something while I'm in
the little butler's room.
263
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:36,162
I'm not jealous.
I'm upset that Zuri likes
Nana Banana more than me.
264
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,156
Ah!
265
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,397
Oh, my gosh!
I am jealous!
266
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,440
Because of my own
petty feelings,
267
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,539
I kicked an elderly,
potassium-rich
clown to the curb.
268
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,078
I hate it when
you're right.
269
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:54,480
Oh, I could write my own book.
Oh, but that sounds like
so much work!
270
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:06,059
Hey! You put the dinosaur
back together.
With denture glue?
271
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:10,563
Yes. Nana gave it to me
after we played tooth or dare.
272
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,443
See? She's not
a bad influence.
273
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,609
Oh, Zuri, I'm so sorry.
274
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,209
Nana is a good person,
and I shouldn't have
thrown her out.
275
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:29,123
I was just worried, and...
And maybe a little jealous
of how much you liked her.
276
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:34,149
Don't be silly, Jessie.
You'll always be
my favorite old person.
277
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,259
Thank you. Now give
granny some sugar.
278
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:45,231
Mr. Kipling, look,
Zuri has fixed
your Jurassic Juliet!
279
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,140
Wait! The glue's
not dry yet!
280
00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:00,154
Poor Mr. Kipling.
Now he is traumatized.
281
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:05,148
Typical man. As soon as
a girl's looks go, so does he.
282
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,415
Mmm-hmm.
283
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,599
Hurry up and put
the ex-Mrs. Kipling back
before we get caught.
284
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:21,528
A-ha! So it was you guys!
Didn't I tell you hippies
to stay out of the park?
285
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,598
No.
286
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,435
Meow?
287
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,573
I panicked again.
288
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,606
Uh, look, Ranger Bill,
let me explain.
289
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,105
See, we have this lizard,
right, and he fell in love,
290
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:39,217
and there was this clown
and a lot of horn honking.
So, there you have it.
291
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,620
Okay, am I really old
or was that really confusing?
292
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,462
Both.
293
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,257
Well, either way,
I'm taking you punks in.
294
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,227
Um, I thought
we were hippies.
295
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,195
Don't sass me,
little girl.
296
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,303
MRS. ARTHUR: Hello, Bill.
297
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,408
Oh, hi, Mrs. Arthur.
298
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,710
(CHUCKLING)
299
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,381
I, uh, I haven't seen you
in the park lately.
300
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:07,311
You don't see anything
at the park, period.
301
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:10,617
That's because I've
been spending time
with this lovely family.
302
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:15,320
And they're no criminals.
Look at those cute,
little faces.
303
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,526
Oh, okay,
I'll let them go.
304
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:24,329
But only because they're
friends with a very, very,
very lovely young lady.
305
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,404
Oh, thank you.
306
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,368
And you meant Nana.
307
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,511
I'll text you.
308
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,340
If I can find my phone.
309
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,383
Oh, I think I'll
go this way.
310
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,947
Yay! Nana Banana saved us
from the slammer!
311
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,492
Yes, but I'm sentencing you
to two weeks of no TV.
312
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,589
You know that means
you'll just have
to entertain us, right?
313
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,392
Okay, one week.
Now go play for a sec.
314
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,959
Nana?
315
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,363
Mmm-hmm?
316
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,755
I'm really sorry
I kicked you out.
317
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,726
Oh, here, sit down.
318
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,966
This whole thing started
because this stupid book
319
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,771
got me worried about
Zuri's imaginary friends.
320
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,513
Well, there's nothing wrong
with imaginary friends.
321
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:10,279
You know, I still talk
to my late husband,
Harry, every day.
322
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,250
Aw. He doesn't answer,
does he?
323
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,420
No, but he never answered
when he was alive, either.
324
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,016
The point is
it makes me happy.
325
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,434
Never underestimate
the importance of
the friends we can't see.
326
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:30,803
Between you and me,
I sometimes still talk
to my first dog, Champ.
327
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,430
Oh, that's just weird.
328
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,340
(CHUCKLES)
329
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:39,338
Oh, look, Jessie.
You got great kids.
You got great instincts.
330
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,012
Why don't you just stop
worrying so much,
or you're gonna slip up.
331
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:47,851
Oh, speaking of which,
I'm sorry about the banana
peel on the stairs.
332
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,381
No hard peelings.
333
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,647
Whoa, that's a good one!
(LAUGHS)
334
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,845
Go ahead. No, you know
you want to. Go ahead.
335
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,288
(LAUGHING)
336
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,286
Do it likOkay! mean it.
337
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,328
(BOTH LAUGHING)
338
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,466
Good girl.
339
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:08,568
Thanks. Nana, would you like
to come over and join us
for dinner tonight?
340
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,501
I wouNana!ve...
341
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,696
I asked Ranger Bill
if he wanted to have
342
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,408
a play date with you tonight,
and he said yes!
343
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,311
Oh!
344
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,713
He wants to take you
to something called
an "early bird special."
345
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:22,375
Is that so? Jessie,
can I take a rain check?
346
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:28,355
This old clown still has
a few tricks up her sleeve.
See you at Tai Chi later.
347
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,618
Yep. Use them
or lose them.
348
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:36,097
That's it. I'm working
on it. Come on, Bill.
349
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,498
Looks like we got
two dinosaurs together
after all.
350
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,670
So, everything
turned out fine.
(CHUCKLES)
351
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,444
Run!
352
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,635
(ZURI SCREAMS)
353
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,524
Wow, we're moving slower
than Bertram on laundry day.
354
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,321
Or any day.
355
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:07,532
Tai Chi promotes longevity.
Don't you want to look
as good as me someday?
356
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,658
Is that a trick question?
357
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,501
Jessie, Jessie,
I made a new friend!
358
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:18,844
Really? That's great.
Hi, it's very nice
to meet you.
359
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:22,481
What are you looking at?
He's over there.
360
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,639
That's a real boy.
I can see him!
361
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,947
We all can, Jessie.
362
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,524
I can't.
363
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:34,590
His friend, Herbie the Hippo,
really hit it off with
Millie the Mermaid!
364
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,391
Wanna come
play with us?
365
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:40,393
I'd love to.
Come on.
366
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:45,157
Uh, Bertram, you, uh,
need a little help there?
367
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,537
No. Actually, he's
kind of growing on me.
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