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LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!
I'M OFFICIALLY ON
SUMMER VACATION!
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Austin and Dez: WHOO!
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I'M SO PUMPED
FOR SUMMER BREAK.
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I'M GONNA CHILL
AT THE BEACH ALL DAY
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AND ROCK OUT ALL NIGHT.
WHOO-HOO!
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I'M PUMPED TOO.
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I'M GONNA CHILL
AT THE LIBRARY ALL DAY
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AND TEACH MYSELF
CALCULUS ALL NIGHT.
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WHOO-HOO!
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I HAVE TO MAKE
A DOCUMENTARY THIS SUMMER
FOR MY FILM CLASS.
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I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
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- WHOO-HOO!
- MAKE IT ABOUT ME. WHOO-HOO!
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EHH, I DON'T KNOW.
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I'M SORRY.
I USED THE WRONG TONE.
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( angrily )
MAKE IT ABOUT ME.
WHOO-HOO!
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AUSTIN MOON
AND ALLY DAWSON!
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SHINY MONEY.
( chuckles )
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HEY, WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE WE PERFORMED TOGETHER
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- AT THE INTERNET MUSIC AWARDS.
- THAT WAS SO COOL,
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UP UNTIL YOUR FRIENDS
BROKE MY ARMS AND LEGS.
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I'M SURPRISED
YOU REMEMBER THE WHOLE
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US-NOT-CATCHING-YOU THING.
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YOU HIT YOUR HEAD
PRETTY HARD ON THAT STAGE.
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SO, SHINY,
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
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THROWING MY ANNUAL
SWAMP BLAST PARTY
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IN THE EVERGLADES
THIS WEEKEND.
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- I WANT AUSTIN TO PERFORM.
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
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YOU WANT ME TO PERFORM
AT THE SWAMP BLAST?
THAT'S HUGE.
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- WE WATCH SWAMP BLAST
ON TV EVERY YEAR.
- YEAH.
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YEAH, THIS YEAR
IT'S GONNA BE POPPING!
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OOH, I SHOULD POP OUT
A BUMPING NEW JAM.
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OR I COULD
JUST WRITE A NEW SONG.
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YOU SHOULD COME
TO THE HOUSEBOAT EARLY.
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YOU CAN WRITE
THE SONG THERE AND GET
A LITTLE VACATION TOO.
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AND I'LL LET YOU USE
MY SHINY SOLID-GOLD KEYBOARD.
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AWESOME! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO GO TO THE EVERGLADES.
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AND PLAY
A SHINY GOLD KEYBOARD.
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AND NOW THE FOUR
OF US CAN FINALLY HAVE
A VACATION TOGETHER!
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- YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
- HA! IN YOUR FACE, TRISH.
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- YOU'RE NOT INVITED EITHER.
- HA! IN MY FACE, TRISH.
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BUT DEZ AND TRISH ARE
A PART OF OUR TEAM.
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YEAH, IT WOULD MEAN
A LOT FOR ALL OF US TO SPEND
OUR VACATION TOGETHER.
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PLEASE LET THEM COME.
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Kids:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
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- PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
- OKAY, FINE! JUST STOP
TALKING AT THE SAME TIME.
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Kids: THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
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WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
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Kids:
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY,
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
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( theme music playing )
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* WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE *
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* I BRING ON THE THUNDER
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* 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK
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* AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER
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* YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD *
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* YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD *
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* AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD *
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* WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK *
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* WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" *
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* AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN'
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* OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA *
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* IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO *
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* WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW *
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* I OWN THIS DREAM
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* 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME
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* THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. *
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A GROUP OF FRIENDS
WENT ON VACATION,
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HOPING TO HAVE
THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL, AUSTIN?
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THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!
I FEEL LIKE
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THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD
IS OFF MY SHOULDERS.
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YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE
WE'RE CARRYING ALL THE BAGS.
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- HOO.
- I KNOW YOUR DAD WANTED
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TO GET A HEAD START ON FISHING,
BUT HE COULD'VE DROPPED US OFF
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- A LITTLE CLOSER
TO THE BOAT.
- MMM.
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NOW ARE WE SURE THIS IS
SHINY MONEY'S BOAT?
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THERE'S A GIANT DOLLAR SIGN
ON THE DOOR
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AND THE NAME OF THE BOAT IS
"SHINY MONEY'S BOAT."
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I'M PRETTY SURE
WE'RE AT THE RIGHT PLACE.
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WHOA! THIS PLACE
IS AMAZING!
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IT'S SO...
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( gasps ) GOLD.
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( laughs )
YEAH, I CAN ALREADY FEEL
MY CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING.
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I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT'S SWEAT.
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WE JUST WALKED A MILE
THROUGH THE SWAMP
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AND THIS WEATHER IS
NOT GOOD FOR MY HAIR.
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( exhales sharply )
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CHECK OUT ALL THIS GOLD.
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A SOLID-GOLD KEYBOARD,
A SOLID-GOLD LAMP,
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A SOLID-GOLD GOLDFISH.
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SO NOW THAT
WE'RE ON VACATION,
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WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO FIRST?
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WHAT CAN WE DO?
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I DIDN'T KNOW THE EVERGLADES
WAS ALL SWAMP.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN
A SINGLE SHOPPING MALL.
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ALLY AND I NEED
TO GET TO WORK.
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THE SOONER
WE FINISH THIS SONG,
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THE SOONER WE GET
TO START OUR VACAY.
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THEN WE CAN PARTAY.
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- PUT AWAY THE CALCULATOR.
- OKAY.
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FINE, WE'LL GET OUT
OF YOUR WAY.
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YOU GUYS DO YOUR THING
AND WE'LL DO OUR THING.
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- PERFECT.
- COOL.
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I HAVE A FEW IDEAS
FOR THE SONG.
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AND SO AUSTIN AND ALLY
BEGAN WORKING ON A SONG
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FOR AUSTIN'S
BIG TELEVISED PERFORMANCE.
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IT'S IMPORTANT
THEY NOT BE DISTURBED.
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FUNNY YOU SAY THAT,
'CAUSE YOU'RE TOTALLY
DISTURBING US.
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( scoffs )
I'M TRYING TO FIND
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SOMETHING EXCITING TO MAKE
MY DOCUMENTARY ABOUT.
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YOU CAN STILL
MAKE IT ABOUT ME.
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UHH, I SAID
"SOMETHING EXCITING."
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YOU MEAN EXCITING LIKE
THROWING YOU OFF A BOAT?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THIS?
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( blender whirs )
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THAT CHORD SOUNDS
A LOT LIKE A BLENDER.
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TRISH, CAN YOU
NOT USE THE BLENDER?
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- SORRY.
- OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?
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- UMM...
- * WHO WANTS TOAST?
DEZ WANTS TOAST *
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* WHO WANTS TOAST?
DEZ WANTS TOAST *
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- * DEZ WANTS TOAST,
DEZ WANTS TOAST! *
- DEZ!
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- CAN YOU GO OUTSIDE?
- JUST UNTIL WE FINISH THE SONG.
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OKAY, WE'LL LEAVE.
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COME ON, DEZ.
ALL THEY NEED IS
SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
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- ( horror music plays )
- ( Dez and Trish scream )
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UH, IS SHINY MONEY HOME?
I'M JUST RETURNING THESE TOOLS.
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TURNS OUT
A SOLID-GOLD CHAINSAW
DON'T CUT TOO GOOD.
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- ( laughs )
- YOU KNOW SHINY MONEY?
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( laughs )
WE'RE NEIGHBORS.
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NAME'S CLAVIS. YOU'VE GOT
A GOOD SCREAM THERE.
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IT'LL COME IN HANDY
IF YOU EVER RUN INTO BIG MOMMA.
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WHO IS BIG MOMMA?
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ONLY THE MEANEST,
BADDEST ALLIGATOR
IN THE EVERGLADES.
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LEGENDS HAS IT THAT
SHE'S GOT BRIGHT FIERY EYES,
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SHE CAN WALK ON TWO LEGS
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AND JUMP CLEAR
OVER A HOUSE!
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CLAVIS, I KNOW
WE JUST MET,
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BUT I FIND
YOU FASCINATING.
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TELL ME MORE.
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DEZ, HE CAN'T STAND THERE
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- AND TELL US STORIES ALL DAY.
- THANK YOU.
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HE SHOULD SIT ON THE COUCH
AND TELL US STORIES ALL DAY.
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GUYS, WE REALLY NEED
TO GET TO WORK.
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OH, DON'T YOU WORRY,
MA'AM, I'LL TELL THE STORY
REAL QUICK-LIKE.
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THE LEGEND
OF BIG MOMMA
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STARTED A LONG,
LONG, LONG, LONG--
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CAN YOU TELL IT
MORE QUICKER LIKE?
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AND THE ONLY THING
THEY FOUND OF OLD MAN JONES
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WAS THIS HERE TOOTH.
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( pops )
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WHOA, THAT'S HIS TOOTH?
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FINDERS KEEPERS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA DO
MY DOCUMENTARY ON BIG MOMMA.
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CLAVIS, TELL THAT REALLY
REALLY LONG STORY AGAIN.
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- THIS TIME
I'LL FILM IT.
- NO!
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ALLY'S RIGHT.
WE NEED TO GET BACK
TO WRITING OUR SONG.
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FINE, THEN I'M GONNA
GO LOOK FOR BIG MOMMA.
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WELL, GOOD LUCK
FINDING HER,
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BECAUSE SHE'S NEVER
BEEN CAPTURED ON FILM.
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IS IT 'CAUSE
SHE DOESN'T EXIST
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OR IS IT BECAUSE SHE EATS
EVERYONE HOLDING A CAMERA?
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DEZ, LET'S GO!
DON'T FORGET YOUR CAMERA.
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TRY THIS FOR THE END
OF THE VERSE.
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* SO GOOD TO GET AWAY
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- * ALL DAY IN THE CAR,
BUT THAT'S OKAY... *
- ( Trish screams )
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BIG MOMMA!
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- SHE'S HERE?
- AND CUT!
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OH NO, WE'RE REHEARSING
TRISH'S REACTION.
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WE WANT IT TO SEEM REAL
WHEN SHE RUNS INTO BIG MOMMA.
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YOU DON'T THINK
SHE'S GONNA SCREAM FOR REAL
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WHEN SHE RUNS INTO A GIANT
MAN-EATING ALLIGATOR?
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HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW.
SHE MIGHT JUST DO
A SILENT SCREAM,
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LIKE ALLY DOES
WHEN SHE SEES A SPIDER.
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ALLY, CALM DOWN.
IT'S JUST A LEAF.
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A LEAF WITH A SPIDER ON IT!
( screams )
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A LEAF WITH A SPIDER ON IT!
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OH! GET OUT!
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IF YOU GUYS ARE
DONE MESSING AROUND,
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WE'RE GONNA
GET BACK TO WORK.
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- ( screams )
- HEY!
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WE'RE THE ONES
WHO NEED TO WORK.
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SHINY'S SWAMP BLAST
IS TOMORROW
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AND WE'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO FINISHING THE SONG.
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- FINE, WE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
- YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
WE'RE HERE.
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I'M GONNA GO CHARGE
MY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH.
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I'M GONNA PLUG IN
MY HAIR STRAIGHTENER.
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YOU GUYS HAVE
TOO MANY THINGS
PLUGGED IN.
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YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE
A POWER OUTAGE. LOOK.
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THERE AREN'T
TOO MANY THINGS PLUGGED IN.
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IT'LL BE FINE.
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I GUESS
IT WON'T BE FINE.
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THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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I KNOW. NOW MY HAIR
WILL NEVER GET STRAIGHT.
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NO, THE KEYBOARD'S FRIED.
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NOW WE CAN'T
WRITE OUR SONG
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AND I HAVE
TO PERFORM ON TELEVISION
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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GUYS, I THINK
WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS.
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- LOOK.
- ( growls )
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( all scream )
BIG MOMMA!
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- ( kids screaming )
- ( growls )
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- HUH?
- CLAVIS?
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UH, I'M JUST
RETURNING SHINY MONEY'S
TWO RED FLASHLIGHTS.
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WHY WERE YOU GROWLING?
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( laughs )
WELL, 'CAUSE I SWALLOWED
A MOSQUITO.
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( clears throat ) MMM.
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BY THE WAY,
THE POWER'S OUT.
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THANKS, CLAVIS.
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Y'ALL WANNA HEAR
A GHOST STORY?
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- LEGEND HAS IT--
- NO!
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- IT'S A REALLY QUICK STORY.
- WE'VE HEARD IT ALREADY.
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HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FINISH THE SONG
WITHOUT THE KEYBOARD?
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LET'S JUST GET
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
214
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,719
AND WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
IN THE MORNING.
215
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,921
( scoffs )
IT'S TOO HOT IN HERE.
216
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,693
THAT'S 'CAUSE WE HAVE
NO AIR CONDITIONING
217
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,732
'CAUSE SOMEONE PLUGGED
TOO MANY THINGS
INTO THE OUTLET.
218
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,758
HEY, LET'S GO
SLEEP OUTSIDE.
IT'LL BE COOLER.
219
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,025
( bugs chittering )
220
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,033
I BARELY SLEPT
AT ALL LAST NIGHT.
221
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:36,195
( sighs )
I WAS BEING EATEN ALIVE
BY MOSQUITOES.
222
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,206
YEAH, I BARELY GOT
ANY SLEEP EITHER.
223
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:42,039
I WAS UP MOST OF THE NIGHT
WATCHING OUT FOR BIG MOMMA.
224
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:45,705
I FEEL LIKE
THE HUMIDITY MADE MY HAIR
POOF OUT EVEN MORE.
225
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:48,216
DOES IT LOOK BAD?
226
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,122
Ally and Austin: NO.
227
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,892
( sighs )
THAT'S THE BEST
I'VE SLEPT IN AGES.
228
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,826
OH, HEY, LOOK,
MY DAD LEFT A NOTE.
229
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:04,101
"LEFT EARLY IN THE MORNING,
BE BACK TONIGHT.
230
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,131
P.S. WHAT'S WITH
TRISH'S HAIR?"
231
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,070
IT'S GORGEOUS...
( chuckles nervously )
232
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,713
AND NOT POOFY AT ALL.
233
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,981
I'M GONNA GO SEARCH
FOR BIG MOMMA.
234
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,239
WANNA COME
WITH ME, TRISH?
235
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,077
WHY WOULD
I WANNA COME WITH YOU?
236
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,912
BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS
237
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,018
AND I DON'T WANNA GO...
( whispers ) ALONE.
238
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,890
AWW, YOU THINK
WE'RE FRIENDS.
239
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,160
THE PRICE OF FRIENDSHIP?
TWENTY BUCKS.
240
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,289
DEAL!
241
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,961
WE GOTTA FINISH THAT SONG.
THE SWAMP BLAST IS TONIGHT.
242
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,927
HOW ARE WE GONNA WRITE MUSIC
WITHOUT ANY INSTRUMENTS?
243
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:43,137
MAYBE CREEPY CLAVIS HAS
SOMETHING WE CAN USE.
244
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,140
I'LL CALL HIM.
HE GAVE ME HIS BUSINESS CARD.
245
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,242
- HE HAS A BUSINESS CARD?
- MM-HMM.
246
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,114
THERE'S NO NUMBER.
ALL IT SAYS IS "YELL."
247
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,081
HMM.
( clears throat )
248
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,923
CLAVIS!
249
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,218
Clavis:
CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
250
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,989
LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP.
251
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,788
BEEP!
252
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,121
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
253
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,715
YELL BACK WHEN
YOU GET THE CHANCE.
254
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,259
BEEP.
255
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,765
WE'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND
FOR THREE HOURS
256
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,002
LOOKING FOR SOME CREATURE
THAT DOESN'T EXIST!
257
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,507
AND IF WE'RE IN
THIS HUMIDITY ANY LONGER,
258
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,139
MY HAIR WILL
BE BIGGER THAN ME!
259
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,914
FINE, LET'S STOP HERE.
260
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,784
HUH. WISH I HAD
SOMETHING TO DRINK.
261
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:29,183
- I AM... * THIRSTY!
- OH, I HAVE SOME WATER.
262
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,946
( sighs )
263
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,964
PHEW.
264
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,804
( sighs )
HERE, HOLD THIS.
265
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,095
AH!
266
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,140
I BROUGHT
SOME INSTRUMENTS FOR Y'ALL.
267
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,283
AWESOME!
A GUITAR!
268
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,338
THAT'S JUST WHAT WE NEED
TO FINISH OUR SONG.
269
00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,807
GUITAR? THESE ARE
BLOWING JUGS...
270
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,218
( deep toot )
271
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,219
AND A THUMPING BUCKET.
272
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,251
( deep twang )
273
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,816
BLOWING JUGS
AND A THUMPING BUCKET?
274
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,356
( sarcastically )
WE'RE SAVED!
275
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,891
( chuckles )
276
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:17,257
Dez:
AS I CONTINUE MY SEARCH
FOR BIG MOMMA,
277
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,297
I MUST NOTE
THAT NO LIVING SOUL
278
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,132
HAS EVER
CAPTURED HER ON FILM!
279
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:28,142
OH HEY,
THERE'S BIG MOMMA.
280
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,175
SHE'S BIGGER
THAN I IMAGINED.
281
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,250
TEETH THE SIZE
OF DAGGERS.
282
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,109
OH WAIT,
I'M ZOOMED IN.
283
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,017
OKAY, HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
284
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,321
THAT'S A BABY ALLIGATOR,
GENIUS.
285
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:44,193
- OH MAN!
- ( sighs ) LET'S HEAD
BACK TO THE BOAT
286
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,194
SO I CAN GET READY
FOR SHINY MONEY'S PARTY.
287
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,296
I HOPE I HAVE TIME
TO DO MY HAIR.
288
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,998
HEY, YOU KNOW
THE PARTY'S TONIGHT
289
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,971
AND NOT
IN SIX MONTHS, RIGHT?
( laughing )
290
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,272
( laughs sarcastically )
291
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,440
SEE YOU LATER,
BABY GATOR.
292
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,389
- ( music playing )
- * NA NA NA
293
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,919
* NA NA NA
294
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:19,255
* NA NA NA,
NA NA NA *
295
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,132
* NA NA NA
296
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,932
* NA NA NA.
297
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,339
- THAT SOUNDED GREAT.
- WE FINALLY FINISHED OUR SONG,
298
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,269
AND CLAVIS FIXED
THE POWER.
299
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,344
NOW WE CAN ENJOY
OUR VACATION.
300
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:38,013
IT'S TIME TO GET
THIS PARTAY STAR-TAYED.
301
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,375
( screams )
302
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,380
THAT'S RIGHT, ALLY.
PAR-TAY! OH!
303
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,287
( shrieks )
304
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,157
THERE'S AN ALLIGATOR
BEHIND YOU!
305
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,319
HUH? OH, THAT'S JUST
BABY GATOR.
306
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,128
HE FOLLOWED US HOME.
CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY.
307
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,961
( sniffs )
308
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,396
- I SMELL ROTTING MEAT.
- OH, THAT'S THE STEAK
309
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,401
I PULLED OUT OF THE FREEZER
WHEN WE LOST POWER.
310
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,203
I WANNA KEEP
MY PANTS COOL.
311
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,307
THAT ALLIGATOR'S
BEEN FOLLOWING YOU
BECAUSE OF THAT STINK.
312
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,010
HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
313
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,042
IT COULD ALSO BE
BECAUSE OF THIS CHICKEN.
314
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:19,352
( scared )
UH, GUYS? GUYS?
315
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,216
( growling )
316
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,924
( all screaming )
BIG MOMMA!
317
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,366
BIG MOMMA'S NEVER
BEEN CAPTURED ON FILM!
318
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,135
NOW'S MY CHANCE.
319
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:44,283
- ( Ally whimpers )
- IT'S ALSO OUR CHANCE
TO GET EATEN!
320
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,151
- GET OUT OF THE WAY!
- ( growling )
321
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,050
Ally:
KEEP GOING!
CLOSE THE DOOR!
322
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,322
- CLOSE THE DOOR!
- CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT!
323
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:54,050
- Trish: DON'T LET IT GET US!
- WE'VE GOTTA BLOCK THE DOOR!
324
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,357
- OKAY!
- HOLD IT, ALLY!
325
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,488
- THE COUCH!
- YEAH, THE COUCH, THE COUCH!
326
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,264
COME ON! COME ON!
327
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,132
GET THE COUCH!
GET THE COUCH!
328
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,162
( all panting )
329
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,036
- WE'RE GOOD.
- ( growling continues )
330
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,138
( all scream )
331
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,140
DEZ, THE WINDOW!
THE WINDOW!
332
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,110
WHY IS BIG MOMMA
ATTACKING THE BOAT?
333
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,376
I KNOW--
BABY GATOR MUST BE
BIG MOMMA'S BABY.
334
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,145
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE
THE SECOND I SAW YOU!
335
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,516
OH, YOU ARE SO CUTE.
I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.
336
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,491
- ( growling )
- ( all screaming )
337
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,204
WE'VE GOTTA GET RID
OF BIG MOMMA.
338
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,772
I HAVE AN IDEA, BUT WE NEED
TO DISTRACT HER FIRST.
339
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,141
I'M ON IT.
DEZ, COME WITH ME.
340
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,071
YEP, TRISH AND DEZ
BACK AS A TEAM.
341
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,305
HERE, BIG MOMMA!
HERE, BIG MOMMA!
342
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,053
SHE'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!
SHE'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!
343
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,220
( screams )
344
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,149
COME ON, BABY GATOR.
COME ON.
345
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,315
COME ON, BABY GATOR.
COME ON. COME, BABY GATOR.
346
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,823
COME ON.
COME ON, BABY GATOR.
THERE YOU GO.
347
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,524
- Trish: GO GO GO GO GO GO!
- Ally: OVER HERE, BABY GATOR.
OVER HERE.
348
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,527
BABY GATOR, GO FAST.
KEEP GOING.
349
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,199
KEEP GOING. GREAT!
PULL THAT UP! PULL THAT UP!
350
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,469
( panting )
351
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,799
- ( growling stops )
- I THINK IT WORKED.
352
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,366
HOW CAN WE BE SURE
SHE'S GONE?
353
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,165
SOMEONE LOOK OUT
THE WINDOW.
354
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,077
NO WAY. THAT THING
CAN JUMP IN WINDOWS.
355
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,109
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
356
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,608
( drill whirs )
357
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,517
- NOPE, SHE'S NOT OVER THERE.
- MAYBE SHE'S UNDER THE BOAT?
358
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,550
- ( drill whirs )
- ( Trish gasps )
359
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,517
NOPE, NOT UNDER HERE. UH-OH!
360
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,086
- DEZ! DEZ!
- ( girls scream )
361
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,527
- THERE'S A LEAK IN THE BOAT!
- ( phone ringing )
362
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,602
( clamoring )
363
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,202
HELLO?
( chuckles nervously )
364
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,495
OH, HI, SHINY MONEY.
WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME.
365
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,138
THIS IS
THE BEST VACATION EVER.
366
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,113
YOUR BOAT'S AMAZING!
367
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,282
- THE BOAT'S SINKING!
- NO, NOT SINKING.
368
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,211
THIS BOAT'S STINKING--
369
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,377
STINKING AWESOME.
370
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,115
( laughs )
GOTTA GO. BYE.
371
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:07,251
QUICK! FIND SOMETHING
TO PLUG THE HOLE!
372
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,587
DEZ! HERE, DEZ, HERE.
373
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,692
- ( grunts )
- ( Ally screams )
374
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,160
- ( grunts )
- OH! GO GO GO!
375
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,128
( all gasp )
376
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,467
- I THINK THIS
IS GONNA WORK.
377
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,201
- YEAH. YEAH.
- ( sighs )
378
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,666
- THAT DIDN'T WORK.
- ( sobs )
379
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,377
WHA-- OH!
380
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:34,650
MY HOUSEBOAT!
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY HOUSEBOAT?!
381
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,921
THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD
EXPLANATION AS TO WHY--
382
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,689
- YOU TWO DID THIS, DIDN'T YOU?
- IT WASN'T THEIR FAULT.
383
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,159
- BIG MOMMA DID IT.
- DON'T LIE TO ME.
384
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,619
- BIG MOMMA IS A MYTH!
- DEZ HAS PROOF!
385
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,187
- SHOW HIM THE FOOTAGE.
- YEAH.
386
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,170
ALL I SEE IS Y'ALL
MESSING UP MY HOUSEBOAT!
387
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,240
- AND SOME BIG HAIR!
- ( whimpers )
388
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,438
OH MAN! I DIDN'T GET
ANY SHOTS OF BIG MOMMA?
389
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,310
WELL, IN YOUR DEFENSE,
SHE WAS ONLY 20 FEET LONG
390
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,410
AND ATTACKING US
FOR HALF AN HOUR!
391
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,312
YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
392
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,705
HEY, LOOK--
BABY GATOR'S BACK.
393
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,289
IF HE'S BACK,
THAT MEANS--
394
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,689
( kids screaming )
BIG MOMMA!
395
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:19,585
Austin:
GO, DEZ! GO GO GO GO GO GO!
396
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,196
- ( Big Momma growling )
- OH! OH!
397
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,199
OKAY!
I BELIEVE YOU!
398
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,732
I BELIEVE YOU!
( screaming )
399
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,314
IT'S PARTY TIME, Y'ALL!
SO GIVE IT UP
400
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,743
FOR THE ONLY DUDE
WHO BRINGS DOWN THE HOUSE
401
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,477
BEFORE COMING OUT ON STAGE,
402
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,752
AUSTIN MOON!
403
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,781
( cheering )
404
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,220
HEY, EVERYBODY!
THIS SONG'S ABOUT
SUMMER VACATION
405
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,227
AND HAVING FUN
WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
406
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,259
( rock music playing )
407
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,601
* SUMMER LOVE
HANGING IN THE AIR *
408
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,766
* HOT SAND ON MY FEET,
BUT I DON'T CARE *
409
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,335
* IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED
410
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,475
* I HOPE IT NEVER ENDS
411
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,750
* SO GOOD TO GET AWAY
412
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,479
* ALL DAY IN THE CAR,
BUT THAT'S OKAY *
413
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,515
* 'CAUSE I LIKE LIKE LIKE
IT LIKE THAT *
414
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,620
* JUST CHILLING
WITH MY FRIENDS *
415
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:24,392
* 'CAUSE I LOVE
A SUMMERTIME VACATION SONG *
416
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:29,264
* AND YOU KNOW WHEREVER WE GO,
YOU'LL BE SINGING ALONG *
417
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:33,526
* LIKE NA NA NA,
NA NA NA *
418
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:38,336
* NA NA NA,
NA NA NA *
419
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,469
* IT'S SUCH
A CRAZY JOURNEY *
420
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,278
* BUT I'M NOT IN ANY HURRY
421
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:48,581
* I'M TAKING MY TIME
422
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,815
* IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED
423
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,390
* TO NOT KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING *
424
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:57,820
* ENJOYING THE RIDE,
YEAH YEAH *
425
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:10,565
* 'CAUSE I LOVE
A SUMMERTIME VACATION SONG *
426
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:15,383
* AND YOU KNOW WHEREVER WE GO,
YOU'LL BE SINGING ALONG *
427
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,348
* LIKE NA NA NA,
NA NA NA *
428
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:24,319
* NA NA NA,
NA NA NA. *
429
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,891
( cheering )
430
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,372
YOU KNOW, OUR VACATION
DIDN'T START OUT SO GREAT.
431
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,868
BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE
THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER HAD.
432
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,570
YEAH, WE SUNK A BOAT.
WE FOUGHT AN ALLIGATOR.
433
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,614
DEZ MADE TOAST.
434
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,779
- THAT WAS SOME GOOD TOAST.
- THANKS, BUDDY.
435
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,653
AND YOU GOT
TO PERFORM ON TV.
436
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,420
IT WAS AWESOME.
( laughs )
437
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,878
WHO KNEW YOU COULD HAVE
SO MUCH FUN WITHOUT
A CALCULATOR?
438
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,087
- I DID,
- ME TOO.
439
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,118
DUH.
440
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,463
THE ONLY BUMMER
IS DEZ DIDN'T GET
TO FINISH HIS MOVIE.
441
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,530
ACTUALLY, I DID.
442
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,088
YOU FINISHED
YOUR DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT BIG MOMMA
443
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,897
WITHOUT GETTING
ANY SHOTS OF BIG MOMMA?
444
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,869
I JUST USED ALL
THE FOOTAGE AND TURNED IT
INTO A HORROR MOVIE.
445
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,899
CHECK IT OUT.
446
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:19,513
( dramatic music playing )
447
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,583
A group of friends
went on vacation,
448
00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,452
hoping to have
the time of their lives.
449
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:32,621
Then things got hairy.
450
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,392
- ( screams )
- "Dr. Dez's Houseboat
of Terror."
451
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:37,492
Coming soon.
452
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,886
YOU MADE
A MONSTER MOVIE ABOUT ME?!
453
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,703
I LOVE IT!
454
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:48,674
NOW THAT'S SCARY.
455
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,738
Both: AH!
456
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,912
( Big Momma growls )
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