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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:10,044 ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR OUR WEEKLY TEAM AUSTIN MEETING. 2 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,448 TRISH IS LATE AS USUAL, 3 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,080 SO I'LL JUST CALL THE MEETING TO ORDER. 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,092 MAN, I LOVE GAVELING. 5 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,463 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT IT'S A RACQUET? 6 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,463 THE TENNIS STORE? 7 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:29,425 WHY WOULD THEY HIRE YOU? YOU STINK AT TENNIS. 8 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:32,433 YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT I DON'T STINK AT THIS. 9 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,614 HEY, DON'T DO THAT TO MY FRIEND. 10 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,439 WITHOUT DOING IT TO ME TOO! 11 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,583 GUYS, COME ON, TURN THAT OFF. 12 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,093 ALLY. 13 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,420 OH SORRY. ALL RIGHT, 14 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,585 FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: 15 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,493 PROGRESS REPORT. 16 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:58,725 I JUST FINISHED A GREAT NEW SONG. 17 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:02,059 - AUSTIN. - I CAME UP WITH SOME SWEET NEW DANCE MOVES. 18 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,836 LOVE IT. DEZ, WHAT'S UP WITH OUR NEXT VIDEO? 19 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,641 I DON'T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY, 20 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,613 BUT I'M GOING TO NEED A HELICOPTER, 21 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,882 A GIRAFFE AND A RED PEN. 22 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,580 NO, NO AND HERE. 23 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,854 TRISH, MANAGER REPORT-- WHATCHA GOT? 24 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:25,623 WELL, YOU KNOW, 25 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,663 I'VE GOT SOME MUSIC STUFF IN THE WORKS, 26 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,658 SOME VIDEO STUFF 27 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:33,560 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF TOO. 28 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,904 WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF STUFF. 29 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,530 WHAT ABOUT THE MIAMI JAM-A-THON NEXT WEEKEND? 30 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:42,537 - HAVE YOU BOOKED ME YET? - I'M WORKING ON IT, I SWEAR. 31 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:46,140 OKAY, GREAT. NOW TIME TO READ AUSTIN'S FAN EMAILS. 32 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:49,884 "TURN THE TENNIS BALL LAUNCHER BACK ON"? 33 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,910 DEZ, DID YOU WRITE THIS? 34 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,705 ( chuckles ) NO. 35 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,724 AUSTIN MOON, JUST THE MAN I'M LOOKING FOR. 36 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,664 I SAW YOUR LAST WEBCAST ONLINE 37 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,890 AND I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE A STAR. 38 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,685 AWESOME! 39 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,627 WHO ARE YOU? 40 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,562 DEMONICA DIXON. 41 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:13,498 I MANAGE SEVEN OF THE TOP 10 ACTS ON THE POP CHARTS. 42 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,174 - ( phone rings ) - HELLO? 43 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,513 RIHANNA? GREAT. 44 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,668 MAKE THAT EIGHT. 45 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,677 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE NINE? 46 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:22,939 I KIND OF LIKE BEING 15 47 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,546 'CAUSE WHEN I WAS NINE I HAD CHICKEN POX. 48 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,654 I MEAN I WANT TO REPRESENT YOU. 49 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,592 WHOA WHOA. I AM AUSTIN'S MANAGER. 50 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:32,749 SLOW YOUR ROLL, LADY. 51 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:36,716 YEAH, PLEASE OBEY THE SPEED LIMIT ON YOUR ROLL, LADY. 52 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,629 MISS DIXON. 53 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,931 WE'RE HAPPY WITH OUR FRIEND TRISH. 54 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,673 ( babytalking ) OH HOW SWEET, 55 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,598 YOU'RE REPRESENTED BY YOUR FRIEND. 56 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,566 BUT IT'S CALLED "SHOW BUSINESS," 57 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:53,744 NOT "SHOW FRIENDNESS." OOH, WRITE THAT DOWN. 58 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,742 IS "FRIENDNESS" TWO WORDS? 59 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,177 NOT YOU, DEZ. 60 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,978 THE POINT IS, IF I'M AUSTIN'S MANAGER, 61 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,546 HE'LL BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST STARS ON EARTH. 62 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,616 VISUAL AID. 63 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,962 WOW, THAT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY. 64 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,232 VISUAL AID. 65 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,232 AUSTIN, IGNORE HER. SHE'S CLEARLY ALL TALK. 66 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,625 IF SHE WAS ANY KIND OF REAL MANAGER, 67 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,637 SHE'D BE WOOING YOU OVER A FANCY GOURMET LUNCH. 68 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,710 OH, YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? LUNCH! 69 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,978 WHAT, NO MUSIC? 70 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,810 MUSIC! 71 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,618 ( theme music playing ) 72 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,689 * WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE * 73 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,034 * I BRING ON THE THUNDER 74 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,758 * 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK 75 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,264 * AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER 76 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,726 * YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD * 77 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,603 * YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD * 78 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,642 * AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD * 79 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,668 * WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK * 80 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:58,805 * WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" * 81 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,639 * AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' 82 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:05,705 * OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 83 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,746 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA * 84 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:11,822 * IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO * 85 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,822 * WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW * 86 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:17,825 * I OWN THIS DREAM 87 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:20,828 * 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME 88 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:24,031 * THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 89 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,674 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. * 90 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,579 HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, DEMONICA, 91 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,581 BUT YOU CAN'T BE HAVING LUNCH HERE. 92 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,583 ALLY HAS A STRICT NO-EATING-IN-THE-STORE RULE. 93 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,616 - RIGHT, ALLY? - HMM? 94 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:52,527 THANKS, DEMONICA. THIS IS THE BEST MEAL I'VE EVER HAD. 95 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,460 MINE'S A LITTLE TOUGH. 96 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:57,465 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE MEAT OUT OF THE SHELL. 97 00:04:57,498 --> 00:05:00,398 OH. 98 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,574 MMM. MUCH BETTER. 99 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,571 SO, AUSTIN, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 100 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,477 READY TO SIGN WITH TEAM DEMONICA? 101 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,380 I HAVE TEAM AUSTIN. 102 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:15,522 ALLY WRITES THE SONGS, DEZ DIRECTS THE VIDEOS AND TRISH MANAGES US. 103 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,349 YEAH, NICE TRY, 104 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,486 BUT IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN A FANCY LUNCH 105 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,661 AND SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC TO IMPRESS AUSTIN. 106 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:27,501 CHECK IT OUT! THEY TURNED MY LEFTOVERS INTO A SWAN! 107 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,502 AUSTIN, LET ME MAKE THIS EASIER FOR YOU. 108 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,632 WHAT'S YOUR WILDEST DREAM? 109 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,597 THAT'S EASY. I'M BEING CHASED THROUGH A CANDY CANE FOREST 110 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:39,437 BY A VIKING, MY GRANDMA AND A PEANUT VENDOR. 111 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,443 THEY'RE THROWING CANTALOUPES AT ME. 112 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,405 THEN IT GETS WEIRD. 113 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,645 CAREER. I THINK SHE MEANT YOUR WILDEST CAREER DREAM. 114 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,393 OH. 115 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,389 WELL, EVER SINCE I WAS A KID, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 116 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,591 TO PERFORM IN TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 117 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:58,663 IF YOU PERFORM THERE, IT MEANS YOU'VE TOTALLY MADE IT. 118 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:02,532 AND IF YOU LET ME MANAGE YOU, I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 119 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,533 YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BUY AUSTIN 120 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,535 WITH A CRAZY PROMISE AND SOME LOBSTER? 121 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:10,398 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS LADY, ALLY? 122 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:13,408 HMM? 123 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:16,541 THINK ABOUT IT, AUSTIN. I CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 124 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,507 DRAMATIC EXIT! 125 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,492 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS CUPCAKE. 126 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,460 YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE PAPER OFF. 127 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:29,559 OH. 128 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,627 MM, NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 129 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,639 * YOU'RE THE BRIGHT SIDE OF EVERY DAY * 130 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:47,541 * ME WITHOUT YOU JUST ISN'T THE SAME. * 131 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,475 ANOTHER GREAT SONG, ALLY. 132 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,480 THANKS. I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOU SING IT 133 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,482 WHEN TRISH BOOKS YOU AT THE JAM-A-THON. 134 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,654 IF TRISH BOOKS ME AT THE JAM-A-THON. 135 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,720 WHAT? DEMONICA WOULD HAVE SNAPPED HER FINGERS 136 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:03,493 AND I'D BE JAMMIN' ALL OVER THAT 'THON RIGHT NOW. 137 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:06,694 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE EVEN CONSIDERING CHANGING MANAGERS. 138 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,557 I DON'T KNOW. 139 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,643 HEY GUYS. 140 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,568 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT DEMONICA DIXON, 141 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:19,644 THAT FINGER-SNAPPING, BLUETOOTH-WEARING, PUPPY-HATING THIEF! 142 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,543 HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE HATES PUPPIES? 143 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,606 I DON'T. I JUST NEEDED A THIRD THING. 144 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:27,515 ANYWAY, SHE MADE ME REALIZE 145 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,578 I NEEDED TO STEP UP MY GAME, SO I DID. 146 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,617 I BOOKED YOU AT THE MIAMI JAM-A-THON. 147 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:34,692 THAT'S AWESOME! I NEVER DOUBTED YOU. 148 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:40,587 AND TO CELEBRATE, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A FANCY LUNCH WITH SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC. 149 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,598 - THANKS, TRISH. - NO, NOT HIM. 150 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:48,795 THAT'S MY GUY. 151 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,667 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 152 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,635 * I'M EATIN' PIZZA, I-- I'M EATIN' PIZZA * 153 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,775 * I-- I'M EATIN' PIZZA 154 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,610 * PIZZA. 155 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,524 HI, WE'RE HERE TO CHECK IN FOR THE JAM-A-THON. 156 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,587 MY CLIENT AUSTIN MOON IS PERFORMING. 157 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,555 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PERFORM AT 1:00. 158 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:14,864 IT'S 4:00 NOW. 159 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,697 WHAT? THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE. 160 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,572 CAN HE STILL SING ANYWAY? 161 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,801 OF COURSE. JUST NOT HERE. 162 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,842 TRY THE BATHROOM. IT'S GOT LOVELY ACOUSTICS. 163 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:30,637 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 164 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,678 TRISH, YOU SAID I WAS SUPPOSED TO PERFORM AT 4:00. 165 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,854 BECAUSE YOU WERE. AND I CAN PROVE IT BECAUSE I WROTE IT ON A NAPKIN. 166 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,716 NO, THAT'S MY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. 167 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,564 I MUST HAVE WRITTEN IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 168 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:43,790 WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HAND? 169 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,834 THAT'S MY WORK SCHEDULE. I DON'T NEED THAT. 170 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,860 YOU WROTE SOMETHING ON MY BACK TODAY. 171 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,673 - THAT JUST SAYS YOU'RE A BOZO. - OH. 172 00:08:56,837 --> 00:09:00,867 WELL, IF IT ISN'T TEAM AUSTIN. 173 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:04,708 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO ON THREE HOURS AGO. 174 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,745 TRISH MIXED UP THE TIMES, SO WE WERE LATE. 175 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:11,621 - NOW I CAN'T PERFORM. - I DIDN'T MIX ANYTHING UP. 176 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,752 THESE THINGS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF I WERE YOUR MANAGER. 177 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,817 MAYBE YOU TAKE BEING HIS MANAGER A LITTLE TOO LIGHTLY, TRISH. 178 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:19,657 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. RIGHT, AUSTIN? 179 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:22,833 WELL, SOMETIMES YOU ARE A LITTLE LATE TO OUR TEAM AUSTIN MEETINGS. 180 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,703 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 181 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,872 I SHOWED UP 30 MINUTES EARLY FOR OUR MEETING ON WEDNESDAY. 182 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,800 THE MEETING WAS TUESDAY. 183 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,737 ALLY, BACK ME UP HERE. 184 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,872 TRISH JUST HAS HER OWN STYLE. 185 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,877 SHE IS NOT THAT DISORGANIZED. 186 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,750 WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR ELBOW? 187 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:42,919 OH, THAT'S JUST TRISH'S GROCERY LIST. 188 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:46,720 APPARENTLY SHE NEEDS MILK, EGGS AND PAPER. 189 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,894 AUSTIN, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME YOU SIGN WITH SOMEONE 190 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,662 WHO WILL TAKE YOUR CAREER MORE SERIOUSLY? 191 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,930 - I GUESS. - GREAT. LET'S SHAKE ON IT. 192 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,733 SHAKE! 193 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:02,972 OH! 194 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:06,869 DO YOU THINK SHE'S REALLY MAD? 195 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,937 ( Trish yells ) 196 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,657 HEY, ALLY. 197 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,889 WHAT'S WRONG? YOU'RE CLEANING LIKE A MANIAC. 198 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,664 ( scoffs ) NO, I'M NOT. 199 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,743 I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT FIRING TRISH. 200 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,709 I CLEAN WHEN I'M UPSET. 201 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,812 - TRISH! - ALLY. 202 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,679 SO YOU'RE STILL MAD AT US. 203 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,911 WHY WOULD I BE MAD? JUST BECAUSE MY BEST FRIEND 204 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,917 STABBED ME IN THE BACK 205 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,749 AND FIRED ME FROM THE ONLY JOB I EVER LIKED? 206 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,845 SEE, ALLY? SHE'S FINE. 207 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,789 YEAH, MY LIFE'S GREAT. 208 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,685 I GOT A NEW JOB AT MEATBALLAS RESTAURANT. 209 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,927 "WE GOT GAME AND UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS, FOOL!" 210 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,825 AND I'M MANAGING A NEW CLIENT. 211 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,837 - WHO? - HIM. 212 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,971 THAT'S A PERSON? I JUST POLISHED HIM. 213 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:19,483 STATUE GUY'S THE NEXT BIG THING IN STATIONARY PERFORMANCE. 214 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,512 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 215 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:23,677 I'VE GOT SOME BIG MANAGING STUFF IN THE WORKS. 216 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,745 C'MON, STATUE GUY. 217 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:28,855 TOLD YOU HE WAS GOOD. 218 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,460 CLIENT STEALER. 219 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,834 I'D INSULT YOU BACK, 220 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,773 BUT YOU HAVE MEATBALLS ON YOUR HEAD. 221 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,868 DO I NEED TO? 222 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,738 GREAT, WE'RE ALL HERE. 223 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,910 - NOW WE CAN START THE TEAM AUSTIN MEETING. - CHAIR! 224 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,749 SHE THINKS THAT GUY'S A CHAIR. 225 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,783 I STILL FEEL BAD ABOUT TRISH, 226 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,985 BUT AT LEAST THERE'S ONE THING THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY. 227 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,918 SWEETIE, LET ME HANDLE THAT. 228 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,793 GAVEL! 229 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,955 MAN, I LOVE GAVELING. 230 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,758 GAVELING'S MY THING. 231 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,868 FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: PROGRESS REPORT. ALLY? 232 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,771 OOH, I HAVE A GREAT NEW SONG. 233 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,843 FANTASTIC. I'LL LISTEN TO THAT LATER. 234 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,941 DEZ? 235 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,943 I'VE GOT A COOL VIDEO IDEA. 236 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:25,005 IT'S INSPIRED BY MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR EVER: SPIKE STEVENS. 237 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,975 HE'S THE BEST VIDEO DIRECTOR IN THE BUSINESS. 238 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,524 THAT GIVES ME A GREAT IDEA. 239 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,989 SPIKE? DEMONICA. 240 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,919 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO DIRECT 241 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,794 MY NEW CLIENT AUSTIN MOON'S NEXT VIDEO? 242 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,794 FANTASTIC. 243 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,926 YOU JUST GOT THE BEST VIDEO DIRECTOR 244 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,561 IN THE BUSINESS. YOU'RE WELCOME. 245 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,796 COOL EXIT! 246 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,569 NO WAY! 247 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,906 SPIKE STEVENS IS GONNA DIRECT MY NEXT VIDEO! 248 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,913 THAT'S SO AWESOME! HAPPY DANCE! 249 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,905 HAPPY DANCE! HAPPY DANCE! 250 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,817 HAPPY DANCE! 251 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,819 WAIT A MINUTE. 252 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,921 I THINK YOU JUST TALKED YOURSELF OUT OF THE JOB. 253 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,063 AW, SAD DANCE. 254 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,567 YOU'RE REALLY UPSET, HUH? 255 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,871 IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 256 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:27,014 WELL, YOU FROWNY-FACED ALL YOUR PANCAKES. 257 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,979 I'M REALLY BUMMED ABOUT DEZ. 258 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,011 DEZ IS EASYGOING. 259 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,016 I'M SURE HE'S GOTTEN OVER IT BY NOW. 260 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,978 ( Dez crying hysterically ) 261 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,117 I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS. 262 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,121 SEE? HE'S FINE. 263 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:45,892 YOU GUYS WANT TO EAT WITH US? 264 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,956 CAN'T. WE'RE HAVING LUNCH WITH MY NEW CLIENT. 265 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:58,073 DEZ, THANKS AGAIN FOR SUGGESTING SPIKE STEVENS. BRILLIANT. 266 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,610 ALLY, GOOD NEWS: I LISTENED TO YOUR SONG. 267 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,015 - AWESOME! - BAD NEWS: I DIDN'T LIKE IT. 268 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,878 NOT AWESOME. 269 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,887 SO HERE'S WHAT I DID. 270 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,119 I HIRED A TEAM OF EXPERIENCED SONGWRITERS 271 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,124 AND WE'RE GOING TO TAKE AUSTIN TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 272 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,128 BUT ALLY'S MY PARTNER. 273 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,630 LOOK, I WANT YOU SINGING A PROFESSIONAL SONG 274 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,673 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD 275 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,998 WHEN YOU PLAY TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 276 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,136 VISUAL AID! 277 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,940 WHAT?! I'M PLAYING TIMES SQUARE?! 278 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,906 YOU HIRED ME TO MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE AND I DID. 279 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,046 WE'RE ANNOUNCING IT AT A BIG PRESS CONFERENCE TOMORROW. 280 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,051 TRIUMPHANT EXIT. 281 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,093 ( playing fanfare ) 282 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,087 CONGRATULATIONS. 283 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,994 ALLY, I'M SO SORRY. 284 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,997 IT'S OKAY, I GET IT. 285 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,099 PLAYING TIMES SQUARE IS YOUR DREAM. 286 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,006 LOOKS LIKE I'M ONE OF YOU NOW. 287 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,906 ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT? 288 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,126 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST PLAYED TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE! 289 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,030 AND THE BEST PART IS I GOT TO LIVE OUT MY DREAM WITH MY THREE BEST FRIENDS. 290 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,136 THANK YOU, AUSTIN. 291 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,108 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THAT WAY ABOUT US. 292 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,538 AH! THIS MUST BE A NIGHTMARE! 293 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:49,545 NO-O-O-O! 294 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,562 OH COOL. PEANUTS. 295 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,029 NO-O-O-O-O! 296 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:13,139 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - DIRECTING STATUE GUY'S FIRST VIDEO. 297 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,143 OKAY, YOU'RE STANDING THERE. KEEP STANDING, KEEP STANDING. 298 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:20,046 YOU'RE STILL STANDING. STILL STANDING. 299 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,178 THIS IS GONNA BE THE MOST BORING VIDEO EVER. 300 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,147 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN THE TRASH-- 301 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,557 THE MP3 PLAYER I GAVE DEMONICA. 302 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,029 SHE NEVER EVEN LISTENED TO MY SONG! 303 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,599 I'M STARTING TO THINK SHE'S KIND OF A BAD PERSON. 304 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,030 GUYS, I'VE BEEN MADE A FOOL OF! 305 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,037 IT'S OKAY, WE'VE GOTTEN USED TO THE MEATBALL HAT. 306 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,174 NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT DEMONICA! 307 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,806 SHE WAS BEHIND THE JAM-A-THON MIX-UP. 308 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,111 SHE HAD HER ASSISTANT POSE AS ME ON THE PHONE. 309 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,784 SHOW HER. 310 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,083 ( Trish's voice ) HELLO? 311 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,115 MIAMI JAM-A-THON PROMOTER? THIS IS TRISH. 312 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,190 I'D LIKE TO CHANGE AUSTIN MOON'S SET TIME. 313 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,249 SEE? 314 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,033 THAT DOESN'T SOUND ANYTHING LIKE YOU. 315 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,796 GUYS, I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE! 316 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,229 I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET DEMONICA FIRE YOU. 317 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,074 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 318 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,101 I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE. 319 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,165 I WAS PLAYING NEW YEAR'S EVE WITHOUT YOU GUYS. 320 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,205 AND I WAS OUT OF PEANUTS. 321 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:25,075 BUT MOSTLY THE NEW YEAR'S EVE THING. 322 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,082 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK. 323 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,254 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE WHAT WE FOUND OUT ABOUT DEMONICA. 324 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,252 SHE THREW AWAY MY SONG WITHOUT EVEN LISTENING TO IT. 325 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:35,815 AND SHE SABOTAGED YOUR JAM-A-THON GIG TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD. 326 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,085 AND SHE BROKE THE KEYBOARD ON THE WALL, 327 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,225 AND PUT IT BACK UP THERE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED TO IT. 328 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,333 DEZ? 329 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:50,144 FINE, I BROKE IT! 330 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,210 BUT SHE'S STILL A VERY BAD PERSON. 331 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,210 WELL, I HAVE A WAY TO SHOW DEMONICA THAT I DON'T NEED HER ANYMORE. 332 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,114 AND I HAVE A WAY TO SHOW DEMONICA 333 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,246 THAT SHE MESSED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE. 334 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,281 TEAM AUSTIN IS BACK. 335 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:07,146 YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO BE FAMOUS WITHOUT MY FRIENDS. 336 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,287 THANKS, AUSTIN. WE MISSED YOU. 337 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,129 WELCOME BACK, BUDDY. 338 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,269 I GUESS WE'RE HUGGING. 339 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,271 AND HUG OVER. 340 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,376 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 341 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,323 FROM THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON AUSTIN MOON 342 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,249 I KNEW THAT, WITH MY GUIDANCE, 343 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,286 HE WOULD BECOME A SUPERSTAR. 344 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:46,162 TOGETHER WE ARE GOING TO KICK BUTT. VISUAL AID! 345 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,301 NOW TO SAY A FEW WORDS, MY NEWEST CLIENT, 346 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,204 AUSTIN MOON. 347 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,379 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO PERFORM IN TIMES SQUARE, 348 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:05,349 BUT I'VE REALIZED THAT IF YOU'RE LIVING YOUR DREAM 349 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:09,218 WITHOUT YOUR FRIENDS, IT'S MORE LIKE A NIGHTMARE. 350 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,249 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 351 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,354 I HAVE TEAM AUSTIN AND THIS IS WHAT WE CAN DO WITHOUT YOU. 352 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,217 VIDEO. 353 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,356 ( pop music playing, vocalizing ) 354 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,202 * SOMETIMES I GET IN MY OWN WAY * 355 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:29,402 * I NEED SOMEONE TO SAY, "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?" * 356 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:32,206 * YOUR WORDS, THEY'RE ALWAYS JUST IN TIME * 357 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,969 * JUST LIKE A PERFECT RHYME * 358 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,976 * LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING * 359 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,209 * LIKE PIECES OF A PUZZLE * 360 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:43,276 * WITHOUT EACH OTHER, WE'RE IN TROUBLE, TROUBLE * 361 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,416 * HEY, I WILL ALWAYS STAY 362 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,752 * BY YOUR SIDE FOREVER 363 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,957 * 'CAUSE WE'RE BETTER TOGETHER * 364 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,229 * HEY, THERE'S NO OTHER WAY 365 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,359 * WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH WHATEVER * 366 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,434 * 'CAUSE WE'RE BETTER TOGETHER * 367 00:19:56,463 --> 00:20:00,233 * LIKE THE WAVES NEED THE SAND TO CRASH ON * 368 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,437 * LIKE THE SUN NEEDS THE WORLD TO SHINE ON * 369 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,370 * YOU'RE THE BRIGHT SIDE OF EVERY DAY * 370 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:10,006 * ME WITHOUT YOU JUST ISN'T THE SAME * 371 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,282 * HEY, I WILL ALWAYS STAY 372 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,782 * BY YOUR SIDE FOREVER 373 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,784 * 'CAUSE WE'RE BETTER TOGETHER * 374 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,016 * HEY, THERE'S NO OTHER WAY * 375 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,391 * WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH WHATEVER * 376 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,991 * 'CAUSE WE'RE BETTER TOGETHER. * 377 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,463 ( vocalizing ) 378 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,267 - ( music ends ) - ( cheering ) 379 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,340 THAT SONG WAS WRITTEN BY MY PARTNER ALLY, 380 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,012 THE VIDEO WAS SHOT BY MY BEST FRIEND DEZ 381 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,451 AND THE WHOLE THING WAS PUT TOGETHER BY MY MANAGER TRISH. 382 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,379 - COME ON UP HERE, GUYS. - I'M GOOD RIGHT HERE. 383 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:57,420 YOUR MANAGER TRISH? I'M YOUR MANAGER. 384 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,427 NOT ANYMORE. YOU'RE FIRED. 385 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,829 IN YOUR FACE, FINGER-SNAPPER! 386 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,061 YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET LETTING ME GO. 387 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,027 AND YOU'RE GONNA REGRET WEARING A NICE OUTFIT. 388 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:11,367 - WHY? - SWEET SWEET REVENGE. 389 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,372 MEATBALLS. 390 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:22,275 STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! 391 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,534 BLAH! 392 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:43,442 ( trills ) 393 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:54,348 BOO! 394 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,381 MAN, YOU'RE GOOD. 395 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,418 SORRY I WAS LATE. 396 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,363 I WAS DOING MANAGER STUFF FOR AUSTIN. IT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 397 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,360 OH, I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE. 398 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,892 TRISH, YOU'RE FIRED. 399 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:11,927 COME ON KIDS, LET'S GO. 29134

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