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Why, hello there!
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Just thought I'd remind you
that you are in fact watching a...
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[WIND HOWLING]
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....Groovilicious Picture
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[WIND BLOWING]
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[BABY CRYING]
[WIND BLOWING]
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[CAR SHIFTING GEAR]
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[CAR DRIVING]
[BABY CRYING]
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- Look, I'll tell you when it's safe!
[CAR DRIVING]
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We just gotta get out of--
[CAR DRIVING]
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- ARCHIE, WATCH!!!
[CAR DRIVING]
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[CAR SWERVING]
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[CAR CRASHES]
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[BABY CRYING]
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[A TRAIN APPROACHING]
[BABY CRYING]
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[TRAIN SCREECHING]
[BABY CRYING]
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[TRAIN SCREECHING]
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[♬ MUSIC ♬]
[TRAIN SCREECHING]
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[♬ MUSIC ♬]
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- Most... puzzling
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That by his compassion, all will suffer...
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...yet by his cruelty, none will suffer.
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It is the contradiction which plagues me!
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I, too, by his compassion suffer
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By his mission to heal...
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...I am sick!
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In observing him, I find his beauty most grotesque!
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His solace is my choas;
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and if that chaos is allowed to continue...
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The consequences scarcely bear thinking about.
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He must be stopped.
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[STATIC DISTORTION]
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- Okay...
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It's on! Okay, so...
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I've made a pretty big breakthrough
since our last trial
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and as a result, I've decided the search
for a Tachyon Particle is no longer viable
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To make an analogy...
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So there's a train...
moving towards you... a mile away
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...and you know, if you just stand there...
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...with it moving towards you...
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...it's eventually going to hit you.
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Well, you would have enough time to react
by stepping out of the way before it hit you
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But let's say I slowed down the speed of light:
See, there's the problem!
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You only know the train is moving toward you
because you see the light bouncing off the train;
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You wouldn't know when the train is a mile away,
you would know when the train used to be a mile away.
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and by the time you know the train
used to be a mile away...
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...there is an invisible train,
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moving directly towards you,
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and you don't know it's coming
until it's too late.
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So alternatively, Dr. Kaku (brilliant guy)
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He comes up with "Field String Theory,"
the notion that there is a multiverese
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composed of multiple universes,
each one with its own number of dimensions
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That's oversimplifying it,
and leaving out quite a bit,
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but sure; we'll go with that.
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To make an analogy,
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Textbook example!
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So you might have a choice,
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one particularly pleasant
midwestern morning,
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between eating either an apple
or an orange for breakfast.
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Let's say you choose...
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...the orange.
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granted, that's a horrible choice,
because oranges are really sour
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and citrussy and gross,
but we'll go with that.
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Well, you choosing the orange
created a parellel universe,
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where you chose the apple instead.
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Both universes exist (one where you chose the orange,
and one where you chose the apple),
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but history goes off in completely different directions
from that point onwards.
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Everything before is the same,
but the point where you made that choice?
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History goes off into completely
different directions from then on.
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And it's the existance of these parellel universes
that allow me to break the rules, okay!
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Let's say I jump out of my universe briefly,
then jump into another one briefly.
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See, I can now jump into
that universe whenever I want!
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The laws of physics? They say we
can't go back in time, but here's the thing:
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There aren't laws of physics
outside the universe!
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So I can jump out of my universe,
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Then briefly enter another one,
so I can slingshot myself off of it--
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[SCREAMING]
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--I could jump back into my universe
whenever I want to!
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Nothing is ruling I can't go to the past!
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And I really hope this works,
because I'm about to go outside
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and test out this theory.
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So...
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Here goes nothing!
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[STATIC DISTORTION]
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(CHECKING CAMERA)
Hello...
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Um... that's probably fine.
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So, uh, Trial 7!
Basic modifications;
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I have made this suit,
uh, this synthetic fabric--
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[STATIC DISTORTION]
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(CHECKING CAMERA)
Perfect!
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So trial number 7!
Control variables:
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I have placed this camera here, to record
any evidence of successful time-travel
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should it occur, at this time of
8:00 EST.
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I will not step in front of it
between now and 9:00 PM.
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If I do not appear on this footage,
it can be assumed the trial was a failure.
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[STATIC DISTORTION]
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-- versus what we were doing before,
of changing the atomic structure of light around me
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In order to do that (because I want it
to follow me as closely as possible),
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the machine is now portable.
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Control Variables:
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Basically, as you can see from
rewatching this footage,
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this was set up at 8:00.
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[STATIC DISTORTION]
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As you can see, at no point
have I stepped in front of this camera
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between 8:00 and this present moment.
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Um... I'm going to attempt to go back in time,
to 8:00 this morning.
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Nothing more to say, really;
Let's just go test this.
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(COUNTING DOWN)
3...
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...2...
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...1!
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[TIME WARPING]
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[TRAIN SCREECHING]
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[TIME WARPING]
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[HITS THE GROUND]
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Holy shit.
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[CAR DRIVING PAST]
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Holy shit!
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Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit,
holy shit!!!
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Wait-wait-wait-wait...
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It's 8:00.
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It's 8:00!
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Holy fuck, it's 8:00!!
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[LAMP BUZZING]
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[POWER OUTAGE]
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[REMOVING CAMERA]
It's 8-O-fuck-in'-clock!
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Wooooooooo!!!
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It's 8:00!!
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[VICTORY SPRINTING]
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It's 8-O-Clock!!
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Break open the sarsparilla,
the time machine works!!
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Wooooooooo!!!
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Wait a minute...
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[MUTTERING]
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That's right... the camera...
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The camera... the camera!!
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[PANICKED SPRINTING]
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[HYPERVENTILATING]
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Okay...
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[REATTACHING CAMERA]
Come on baby...
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Come on... I need you to match up!
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I could have just erased my own future!
I mean, god...
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Yeah, because the camera not being there...
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...the camera not being there,
that's a completely different future!
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If my future didn't exist, I wouldn't exist...
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...but then if I didn't exist, I couldn't
move the camera in the first place,
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but then if I didn't move the camera,
my future would exist, then I would exist...
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...but then if I did exist, then I wouldn't exist...
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...but if I didn't exist, then I would exist...
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Either way, existence is impossible!
If the universe can't exist...
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Well, it didn't happen! So there's
no need to worry about it!
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Didn't happen, didn't happen...
There's no need to worry about it!
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I can't see this footage.
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[MUTTERING]
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[STATIC DISTORTION]
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[STATIC DISTORTION]
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[FAUCET RUNNING]
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[FAUCET RUNNING]
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[MUG SHAKING]
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[MUG SHAKING]
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It was cold...
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...really fuckin' cold.
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It wasn't like I saw or I heard anything
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I mean, I actually coulnd't see or hear anything,
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I didn't have eyes or ears!
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B-b-but I could... sense things?
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It's not exactly very specific
scientific data to go off of
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But then again, I didn't
get anything specific, just...
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...these weird fragmented images!
Like, there was...
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...a beach...
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but no-one was swimming.
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There was...
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[♬ MUSIC ♬]
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...a bridge, but no cars were crossing it...
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...there were these woods...
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...but no birds or crickets chirping,
or anything like that.
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There was... a street...
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[MUTTERING]
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There was no children, playing outside!
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It was a world made out of...
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...contradictions!
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Like the thoughtless
incoherent ramblings of a madman!
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And it wasn't like I arrived or departed
from any of these places!
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It was like I was already there;
Like I had always been there!
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Or... something.
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It could have been a glimpse;
of some other place,
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some other destination,
some other horizon...
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There are all sorts of
explanations for what I saw:
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Fragmented moments in time,
stress-induced hallucinations,
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heaven... hell...
who gives a shit?
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It makes no difference; I don't like
any explanation more than the other.
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I didn't particularly like any of the places
more than the other either,
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I mean, none of them had any order!!
None of them made any fuckin' sense...
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[STOMPS OFF]
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...I wanted to go back to where things
made sense, and there was order, and fuckin'...
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[♬ MUSIC ♬]
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[FAUCET RUNNING]
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But I couldn't come back...
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[THUDS]
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I couldn't come back...
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[MUTTERING]
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...I wanted to go back,
to where people swam at beaches,
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and cars crossed bridges,
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where birds chirped in the woods,
and children played outside,
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You know? Where things made sense.
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But I couldn't.
I was trapped; I was...
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...I was alone.
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Or at least I hoped I was alone;
I pray to god I was alone,
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otherwise what was lookin' at me?
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It's like one of those weird dreams,
where you can see through your point-of-view,
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but you can see yourself!
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But this wasn't a dream!
I could see through my eyesight!
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Through my own eyes, I could see myself!
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But was it me!?
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Was I looking at me,
or was something else looking at me?
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Was someone else --
something else there, watching me?
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[DISTORTION]
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[MUG SHAKING]
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[GULPS DRINK]
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[HYPERVENTILATES]
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[STATIC DISTORTION]
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[BREATHING SUIT]
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Okay, so uh... trial 8:
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I added a static-resistant leather,
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I-I-I rearranged the gloves that way,
should absorb any gravity pulse.
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Um, I also added a temporal bank... monitor...
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You don't have a clue what that means,
because I'm speaking gibberish!
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Here, let me turn it on...
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There we go! Okay, there we go!
See this is what I'm talking about.
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You're seeing out of my goggles right now.
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Basically, this is just to archive
any data I might get outside the universe
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(although I doubt we'll get anything).
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I've also made the temporal positioning
system more geographically specific.
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In simple idjit english, it means I'll arrive
at the same location when I get back.
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I also installed this temporal bank monitor;
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basically, I want to see (with these bars)
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[BATTERY BEEPING]
how much potential energy I have
stored up at any given time.
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That's important, because I need 2½
to make a complete there-and-back jump.
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If I tried to jump with only 1, or something... I'm not...
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I'm not actually sure what would happen...
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and I'm not particularly eager to find out,
so we'll just... we'll just avoid that.
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[BANGING AGAINST DOOR]
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(KLATOS) What the fu--?
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[DOOR THRUST OPEN]
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What the ass!?
245
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:47,458
- What the ass!
- (KLATOS) What the ass!?
246
00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,333
- Fucking jesus!
247
00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:52,791
- (KLATOS) Who'd you fuck!?
- Alright, you can stop now.
248
00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:53,833
- (KLATOS) Who the hell are you!?
249
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:56,041
- Well obviously I'm you, dumb ass!
250
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,791
- (KLATOS) But are you, like... me!?
251
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,833
- As opposed to your mother?
252
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,000
- (KLATOS) Oh no! Please let my hypothesis be wrong!
253
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,625
- What are you talking about?
254
00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:07,833
- (KLATOS) How the hell did you even get here!?
255
00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:10,500
- Well, from the closet of course!
256
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:12,250
- (KLATOS) Did the time machine break?
257
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:12,666
- What?
258
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:15,125
- (KLATOS) Did you accidentally teleport into my closet?
259
00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,166
- Where?
260
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,375
- (KLATOS) Am I a schizophrenic??
261
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:18,750
- Why?
262
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,875
- (KLATOS) Wait, what?
263
00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:23,250
- Look, you'll understand what's
going on in a couple of minutes
264
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:28,833
- (KLATOS) I do not understand
what's going on right now, motherfucker!!
265
00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,458
- But you will!
266
00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:31,208
- (KLATOS) Will !?
267
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,333
-Will you!?
268
00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:35,041
[BATTERY BEEPING]
269
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:36,791
- Oh yeah! That's right!
270
00:25:36,791 --> 00:25:38,083
- (KLATOS) Wait-wait-wait! What's right!?
271
00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:40,750
- You'll find out.
- (KLATOS) Huh!?
272
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,958
- (KLATOS) Where the hell are you going!?
273
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:47,750
- (KLATOS) God dammit! Dr. Klatos,
you still haven't told me how--
274
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,583
[BULB TURNS ON]
275
00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:03,125
[BATTERY BEEPING]
276
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,750
[TIME WARPING]
277
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,458
[TRAIN SCREECHING]
278
00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:09,958
[TIME WARPING]
279
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,375
[DOOR THRUST OPEN]
280
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,041
- What the ass!?
281
00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:23,166
- (KLATOS) What the ass!
- What the ass!?
282
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,750
- (KLATOS) Fucking jesus!
283
00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:29,208
- Who'd you fuck!?
- (KLATOS) Alright, you can stop now.
284
00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:30,250
- Who the hell are you!?
285
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:32,458
- (KLATOS) Well obviously I'm you, dumb ass!
286
00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:35,208
- But are you, like... me!?
287
00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:37,250
- (KLATOS) As opposed to your mother?
288
00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:39,416
- Oh no! Please let my hypothesis be wrong!
289
00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:41,041
- (KLATOS) What are you talking about?
290
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,125
- How the hell did you even get here!?
291
00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:46,416
- (KLATOS) Well, from the closet of course!
292
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:48,541
- Did the time machine break?
293
00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:48,958
- (KLATOS) What?
294
00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:51,416
- Did you accidentally teleport into my closet?
295
00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:52,291
- (KLATOS) Where?
296
00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:53,291
- Am I a schizophrenic??
297
00:26:53,291 --> 00:26:54,333
- (KLATOS) Why?
298
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:55,875
- Wait, what?
299
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:59,250
- (KLATOS) Look, you'll understand
what's going on in a couple of minutes
300
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:04,833
- I do not understand what's going on
right now, motherfucker!!
301
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,458
- (KLATOS) But you will!
302
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:07,291
- Will !?
303
00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:08,416
-(KLATOS) Will you!?
304
00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:11,333
[BATTERY BEEPING]
305
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,083
- (KLATOS) Oh yeah! That's right!
306
00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:14,375
- Wait-wait-wait! What's right!?
307
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:17,041
- (KLATOS) You'll find out.
- Huh!?
308
00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:21,291
- Where the hell are you going!?
309
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,708
[BATTERY BEEPING]
310
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:25,500
- God dammit! Dr. Klatos,
you still haven't told me how--
311
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:28,083
[TIME WARPING]
312
00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,833
[TRAIN SCREECHING]
313
00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:32,333
[TIME WARPING]
314
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:38,500
[THRUSTS DOOR OPEN]
315
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:56,333
[OUTSIDE WIND]
316
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:04,291
- (A) Alright, guys, so... um...
317
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:10,333
it would appear me travelling through time
must have radically altered all this shit.
318
00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:16,458
I go to his mall all the fuckin' time!
This is not how it's arranged! Th-th-that...
319
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:20,583
That building right there is on the other side
of the street! It's supposed to be way over there!
320
00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:22,916
Way the fuck over there!
I don't know what it's doing here!
321
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:27,458
And there's supposed to be a movie theatre right here,
but no! There's just empty shops for fucking miles!
322
00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:30,583
So I'm not entirely sure what the fuck is...
323
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:33,875
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
324
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:34,541
Hey!
325
00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:35,416
Hey!
326
00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:37,333
[BATTERY BEEPING]
327
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:38,833
Hey you!
328
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:48,833
- (B) What point in our timeline is this for you?
- (A) The fucking present!
329
00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:49,958
- (B) You're certain of that?
330
00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:52,750
- (A) I haven't time travelled
at all, for me this is the present!
331
00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:56,125
- (B) You believe the period you are
currently in is the present?
332
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,750
- (A) Did I stutter!? Yes!
333
00:28:58,041 --> 00:28:58,791
- (A) You're sure of that?
334
00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:02,083
- (B) Do you think I, a grown ass man,
would not recognize my own time period!!??
335
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:04,250
- (B) Do you?
336
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:05,541
- (A) Do I what?
337
00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:09,083
- (B) Do you recognize the period you are
currently in as your present?
338
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,250
- (A) No... I don't.
339
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:17,666
- (B) Well, it's funny you should say that,
because I do recognize it.
340
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,750
I haven't time travelled in over 3 weeks.
341
00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,833
So which of us is in the wrong time?
342
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:27,708
- (A) How can it be both our present?
- (B) What did you do?
343
00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:33,208
- (A) Okay, in order to fix this we need to figure out
what we did in the three hours since we met each other,
344
00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:37,125
or at least it's been three hours for me,
how long's it been for you?
345
00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:41,791
- (B) I've never met you before in my life!
346
00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:43,833
- (A) What!?
347
00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:51,416
W-w-what do you mean?
- (B) I've never met any future or past version of myself!
348
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:52,875
- (A) Well then, how could we have met!?
349
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:56,333
- (B) We haven't!
350
00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:01,458
Or at least we haven't yet, is it possible
we met at a later point in time?
351
00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:06,250
- (A) Oh god! Of all the points in
history I could have erased!
352
00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:09,875
- (B) Was your tempometer fully charged?
- (A) Oh god!
353
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:13,125
- (B) Do you mean to tell me the universe is damaged --
- (A) Oh god!
354
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:16,125
- (B) --because you forgot to charge the tempometer?
- (A) Oh god!
355
00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:21,333
- (B) That wasn't just one point in history you altered!
That was two points on two timelines!
356
00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:25,166
Heck, seeing as you were two
different people at that point in time,
357
00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,458
you might as well have altered
two points on two timelines!
358
00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:32,250
Do you realize how exponential a paradox that is!?
359
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:37,250
I think you've created a paradox that
is now slowly destroying the universe;
360
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:39,666
How else can you explain how we can both be here!?
361
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:45,041
- (A) Because the laws of physics are
slowly destroying themselves!
362
00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:46,916
- (B) That's exactly what's happening, you idiot!
363
00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:48,958
- (A) Well, what do we do!?
- (B) I'm gonna fix this.
364
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:53,041
- (A) Wha... wait... wait, where are you going!?
- (B) I'm gonna fix this!
365
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:55,083
- (A) No, you can't go!!
- (B) I have to!
366
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:57,583
- (A) We can't risk making anymore
changes to the timeline!!
367
00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,500
- (B) I can't just sit back and watch this happen!
368
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,916
- (A) No, wait! How do we know we'll even end up anywhere!?
369
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:05,958
Okay, how do we even know the laws of physics
that make it so you can time travel even still exist!?
370
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:08,375
You might try to travel somewhere and just dissapear!
371
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:11,916
For the love of god, don't go!!
372
00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:12,916
[RUNNING]
373
00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:13,958
Wait!!
374
00:31:13,958 --> 00:31:16,583
[TIME WARPING]
375
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,291
[TRAIN SCREECHING]
376
00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:20,791
[TIME WARPING]
377
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,166
- (B) What the fuck!?
378
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:33,125
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
379
00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:38,666
Why's the mall in the wrong place?
380
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,333
[MASK SLIDES OFF]
381
00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:39,541
So here's my current understanding
of history, from my point of view.
382
00:32:48,041 --> 00:32:53,000
I was born here.
383
00:32:55,791 --> 00:32:58,166
I begin...
384
00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:03,791
my temporal research for NASA here.
385
00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:11,750
I publish my findings, on
black hole jumping, here.
386
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:17,291
And the Soviets follow suit here.
387
00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:21,666
So this is my current
understanding of history.
388
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:26,500
However, there are several
contradictions to it, in its current form.
389
00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:30,958
Now this timeline has
something called "internet."
390
00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:34,958
So using that I was able to determine
where most of these key points are.
391
00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:39,833
It would appear the Soviets
were disbanded in 1991;
392
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:44,208
Which means this... never happened.
393
00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:51,625
Now looking through this test footage, I was able to
determine how far along this version of me's research is.
394
00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:58,458
and he's only sustained a successful
fusion reaction as recently as two days ago.
395
00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:02,708
Which means... he certainly doesn't have
government funding at this point,
396
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:06,875
Which means this... never happened.
397
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:12,541
The only other trace of myself I was
able to find of myself on this timeline is...
398
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:17,750
an arrest and some missing person reports.
399
00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:26,125
which means, me not being exactly prominent,
this certainly... never happened.
400
00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,458
Um...
401
00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:44,125
- (A) So basically, I was born... my life was...
you know what, it was never an engaging read anyway
402
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:48,250
But you know what is far
more interesting is your...
403
00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:50,333
your...
404
00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:56,708
my alternate version's history is like
a treasure trove, of just purely interest...
405
00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:58,625
Come on...
406
00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:04,791
Oh shit, I keep forgetting you don't have
the internet in your timeline for some reason,
407
00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:07,791
But you do have...
408
00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:13,000
...plenty of Enclyclopedias, as well as
several other quite revealing books.
409
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:16,500
I mean... you literally have
a memoir!! I have a--
410
00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,375
I have a fucking memoir! Wha--!?
411
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:27,083
Like it says right here, as early as 2007,
I was working with NASA to do this?
412
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:31,916
And I, like... I publish my findings in 2014.
413
00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:36,625
And, like... the Soviet union followed up
with, like, their own version of time travel,
414
00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:40,375
Then I was like "wait, huh?
The Soviet Union's still a thing?" So...
415
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:46,750
Basically, the entire history of everything
has gone to shit, and it's...
416
00:35:47,791 --> 00:35:50,791
...bad! To say the least!
417
00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:58,750
[OPENS RERIGERATOR]
418
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:03,541
- (B) Thank goodness there is still beer...
419
00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:04,750
[SHUTS REFRIGERATOR]
420
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:07,750
otherwise the world
would really be ending.
421
00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:14,125
[DRAGS CHAIR]
422
00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:15,833
I wonder if, uh...
423
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:22,625
...you're meddling altered the taste
of artifically flavored sweeteners.
424
00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:27,041
I hope not.
But... we'll find out.
425
00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:40,708
[CHUGS BEER]
426
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:46,875
under the universe's current predicament,
the alcohol industry is safe.
427
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:56,583
You, um... take it with one of
those little umbrellas?
428
00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,833
Or is that just me?
429
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:07,666
[FAUCET RUNNING]
430
00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:08,916
- (A) Ow! God dammit!
431
00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:11,000
[TURNS WATER OFF]
432
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,916
Shit!
433
00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:12,875
[SETS MUG DOWN]
434
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:21,333
[STIRS DRINK]
435
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:38,041
At least you still have hot chocolate, otherwise
the world would really be ending, wouldn't it?
436
00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:48,000
- (B) I may not look like
a terrified man, Klatos,
437
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,083
but rest assured...
438
00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:53,125
I'm a terrifiied man.
439
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:57,708
I mean, you didn't exactly
leave me much to work with.
440
00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:01,958
With how little you've done, it makes
trying to find any given point
441
00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:06,958
(let alone the one we're actually
looking for) a wild goose chase;
442
00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:13,000
So... in short, the last couple hours
have not exactly been very productive.
443
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:25,916
They were, however,
incredibly fascinating.
444
00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:31,916
I still can't believe you guys had a
black president in this timeline.
445
00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:36,458
Let alone, a tangerine
sex offender.
446
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,833
And, um... the... the, um...
447
00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:46,333
I think you call it... "int-ER-net?"
448
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:49,958
It sayed you guys haven't been to
the moon since the 70s?
449
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:55,958
Oh boy, which means...
450
00:38:57,291 --> 00:39:00,916
There probably isn't
a Catherine in your...
451
00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:03,833
...in your timeline, right?
452
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:07,791
Wow...
453
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:13,041
If it hadn't been for the
Lunar Spring of '09, I never woulda...
454
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:15,750
...I never woulda met her.
455
00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:21,500
We certainly would have never gotten married,
we never would have bought this house...
456
00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:26,666
...and she never
would have died...
457
00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:31,291
...along with
my daughter.
458
00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:36,416
[CHUGS BEER]
459
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:48,083
Yeah of all the things for
your universe not... to have...
460
00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:56,291
...a Lunar Spring really
shouldn't be one of them.
461
00:40:07,916 --> 00:40:11,541
This place is so...
462
00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,458
...unnatural.
463
00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:21,333
"Like the thoughtless incoherent
visions of a madman."
464
00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:26,333
Breckson, Sonnet 8.
465
00:40:31,541 --> 00:40:33,208
- (A) I mean, can you imagine?
466
00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:37,750
The US Government, armed
with the knowldege of time travel?
467
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,333
The same US Government that...
you know, kept, you know...
468
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:46,375
...Tricky Dick safe, for
a number of years.
469
00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:52,333
The same US Government that lied about what
was going on in vietnam for three whole decades.
470
00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:58,458
The same US Government that casually went,
"here! Here's three billion dollars," to Al Queda!!
471
00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:02,875
Which resulted in certain
regrettable... events.
472
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,583
That lot... armed with
the knowledge of time travel,
473
00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:11,750
and... and... what?
You allowed it!?
474
00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:17,083
Wh-- why do you think I went off the grid!?
475
00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:21,541
Why do you think I tried to invent all this
within the confines of my own home!?
476
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:26,041
I know I'm only going to use time travel for good,
But what does someone else want?
477
00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:30,291
What does someone else intend to do? I don't know,
cuz I'm not them, that's why no-one else can have it!!
478
00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:35,750
But you don't care, do you!?
479
00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:38,833
You don't care! All you
care about is yourself!
480
00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:43,041
You don't care about anyone! You don't
love anyone or anything except for yourself,
481
00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:44,791
and you never have, have you?
482
00:41:55,875 --> 00:42:00,666
- (B) You know, I can't quite say I'm proud
of this version of me's lack of ambition.
483
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:04,541
Let alone his carelessness!
484
00:42:04,541 --> 00:42:09,083
A couple minutes ago, a static blast went off
behind me! You wanna know what it was?
485
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:12,833
You (my "friend") tried to make...
486
00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:19,833
a miniaturized fusion reactor,
out of a fucking pot.
487
00:42:20,416 --> 00:42:21,750
Who does that!?
488
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:31,208
If something that reckless was the safety conditions of
an experiment in my lab, you'd be shut down in a week.
489
00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:36,583
If you're not careful, one of these days,
you're gonna get yourself killed.
490
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,375
Or worse, me.
491
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:50,916
You wanna know...
492
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:53,916
You wanna know why
I invented time travel?
493
00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:59,250
You wanna... actually, here; let me just...
Let me just read you a little list here.
494
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:04,750
I'll just read it off, I'm sure
you'll figure out what it is.
495
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:09,333
Real engaging, here. For your cynical brain,
you might find this entertaining:
496
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:14,666
Carthage... 149 BC...
150,000.
497
00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:18,750
China... 350 AD...
200,000.
498
00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:25,500
France... 1209 AD...
1 Million men, women, and children.
499
00:43:25,916 --> 00:43:26,833
Slain.
500
00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:34,708
America... 1492 AD...
114,882,000.
501
00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:40,625
Africa... 1500...
60 Million.
502
00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:46,083
Ukraine, Belerus, Meldova... 1648...
100,000.
503
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:51,958
Ireland, 1649, 618,000
China, 1755, 600,000
504
00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:55,458
China, 1755, 600,000
Tazmania, 1825, 1,000
505
00:43:55,458 --> 00:44:02,833
Ireland, 1835, 1 Million
New Zealand, 1835, 1,900
506
00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:08,166
Russia, 1872, 1,500,000
507
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:14,416
Chile, Tierra Del Fuego, 19th Century;
3,900.
508
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:16,333
[FLIPS PAGE]
509
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:20,750
That is just the first page...
you son of a bitch.
510
00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:29,083
In total... my friend,
there have been:
511
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:34,041
215,287,296
512
00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:40,583
lives... stolen... without choice...
513
00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:44,208
Lives they cherished.
514
00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:49,916
Lives I'm sure they would have
done great damn things with.
515
00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:53,333
Taken in acts of genocide.
516
00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:58,750
One of them might have had
the fucking cure for cancer!!
517
00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:01,000
Another one, for Tinnitus.
518
00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:07,250
bet another one would have done something great,
might have been the next fucking Picasso,
519
00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:08,875
But we'll never know, will we!?
520
00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:13,750
See, this is why I invented time travel!
521
00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:16,208
I wanna save:
522
00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:22,208
215,287,296
523
00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:24,583
...different people.
524
00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:30,750
You only wanna save one.
525
00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:44,541
- (B) Who said that?
526
00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:46,708
- (A) Who said that?
527
00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,416
- (B) Is there someone else here?
- (A) Is someone in my house?
528
00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,916
- (B) Hang on, what do you mean your house!?
529
00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,000
- (A) Where are you?
- (B) Where am I!?
530
00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:58,916
- (A) I'm warning you,
I've got an encyclopedia!
531
00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:00,708
- (B) And I have an erection!
How's either relevant?
532
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:04,958
- (A) Quit stalling, or I'm calling the police!
- (B) You think you're calling the police!?
533
00:46:04,958 --> 00:46:06,000
- (A) I don't think, I--
534
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,083
- (B) Oh that much is clear.
535
00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,583
- (A) Where are you!?
- (B) I'm right here!
536
00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:12,958
Standing in the kitchen, right here
on the nice hardwood floor!
537
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:15,416
Care to join me!? It's fairly
fucking comfortable!
538
00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:17,041
- (A) What!?
539
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:18,958
- (B) A bullet to your ass, that's what!
540
00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,166
- (A) You're in the kitchen too?
541
00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:25,083
- (B) Unless there's another kitchen I've just gone
10 years without knowing about in my house,
542
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,208
I think you should probably assume that!!
543
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:30,958
- (A) But you... but you can't see me?
- (B) Would I be screaming if I could see you?
544
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:33,791
- (A) I can't see you either, where are you?
- (B) Where's my cholo ass!?
545
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,750
Where the hell are you,
motherfucker!?
546
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,416
- (A) You're voice sounds familiar...
547
00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:40,416
- (B) Have you been stalking me?
- (A) What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
548
00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:42,625
- (B) A stripper, does that
answer your question!?
549
00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:44,916
- (A) Were you at a movie theater?
550
00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,500
- (B) How'd you know that hooligan?
- (A) I was at a movie theatre too!
551
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,625
- (B) Yeah, was it an adult theatre, you creep!?
552
00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:52,333
- (A) Is your name Klatos?
- (B) Jerkoff, I'm warning you!
553
00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:54,291
- (A) Cuz that's my name!
554
00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:02,208
- (B) Did we meet at a
movie theatre 15 minutes ago?
555
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:07,166
- (A) It's you.
- (B) Last time I checked! Jesus fucking christ!
556
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:11,708
- (A) Where are you? I can't see you.
- (B) I can't see you either...
557
00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:13,166
I can just hear you.
558
00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:16,083
(A) I'm in the kitchen of my house,
but everything is wrong!
559
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,541
- (B) Oh really!?
- (A) Yeah, there's beer in it!!
560
00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:22,875
- (B) I...
561
00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:29,333
It sounds like... I'm in what I can only
assume is your version of the kitchen, and...
562
00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:31,291
..,you're in mine.
563
00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:35,375
- (A) How can we be in each other's kitchen?
- (B) A Tea Party! How the fuck should I know!?
564
00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:38,750
- (A) So... you're in my version of the kitchen?
565
00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:44,291
- (B) Unless I just fail to remember
the 64 bottles of Sarsparilla in my fridge!
566
00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:49,500
- (A) And... I'm in yours?
567
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,500
- (B) Is there a drawing by
a little girl on the fridge?
568
00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:59,000
- (A) Yeah, yeah!
- (B) It's mine!
569
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,458
- (A) But how can both our timelines
exist simultaneously?
570
00:48:01,541 --> 00:48:05,375
- (B) How does Kim Kardashian
make her living!? We may never know!
571
00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:09,291
That's not important!!
What's important is that we fix this!
572
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:12,333
- (A) Alright, okay...
so what have we found out?
573
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,583
- (B) Well, for one,
you're a fucking loser!
574
00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:16,833
- (A) Funny, I was just thinking
the same thing about you.
575
00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:19,291
- (B) You're lucky I can't break your
nose through these timelines.
576
00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:22,041
- (A) You sold our
research to the military!!
577
00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:25,083
- (B) Yes, and?
578
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:31,833
- (A) And, um... you don't...
think that's just...
579
00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:35,083
a little bit, oh I don't know,
fucking stupid!!??
580
00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:38,333
- (B) You're right. You're right.
11 Million Dollar net worth...
581
00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:41,416
Such a bad investment,
I could have gone highter.
582
00:48:41,416 --> 00:48:45,083
- (A) You're a traitor to everything
I invented time travel for!
583
00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:49,541
- (B) Wait, can you imagine what time travel
could accomplish with government funding!?
584
00:48:49,541 --> 00:48:51,791
- (A) I can imagine what
I'm going to do to your neck!
585
00:48:51,791 --> 00:48:54,500
- (B) That's not important,
you mushroom!!
586
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:57,500
What's imporant is that we focus,
so that we can fix this!!
587
00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:03,208
- (A) Alright, so we know... my timeline's
fucked, and your timeline's fucked,
588
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:08,291
and they're pretty much double fucking each other,
it's a big old threesome; so what the fuck do we do now?
589
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,666
- (B) Alright? We're gonna
focus now, right?
590
00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:16,750
- (A) Hm? What do we do now?
Mr. big ol' fucking genius! Mr...
591
00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:20,000
fucking Carl Sagan over here. What
the fuck do we do now? Hm? Hm? Hm?
592
00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,125
You have all the answers, Guru!
593
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,166
- (B) You ready to fucking focus!?
594
00:49:27,916 --> 00:49:32,458
- (A) You care to say something,
because I am doing no better on ideas here.
595
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:36,916
- (B) Huh? You deaf and
dumb!? Or both!?
596
00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:40,375
- (A) You still there?
597
00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:43,208
- (B) What's the matter,
you can't talk to me now?
598
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:46,000
Did I hurt your feelings?
Is that how it is?
599
00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:47,333
- (A) Yoo-hoo!
600
00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:49,583
Earth to... earth to Klatos.
601
00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:53,375
- (B) Klatos! Yoo-hoo! Buddy!?
602
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,083
[CLAPS]
Come in...
603
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,041
- (B) Klatos?
604
00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:03,125
Klatooos!
605
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,041
Klatos?
606
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:06,458
Klatos!?
607
00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:09,875
Oh shit, Klatos! I think
we're dissconnecting!
608
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:11,916
Look, if you can still
hear me, stay there!
609
00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,583
- (A) Still there!?
610
00:50:15,041 --> 00:50:16,750
Wait, are you still there?
611
00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:19,833
Shit!! Shit, he's gone! I gotta get back there!
612
00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:22,333
- (B) Okay, if you can hear me,
seriously!! Stay there!!
613
00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:24,583
- (A) Alright, I just gotta jump
back into his timeline...
614
00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:28,375
- (B) I'm serious! You moving around could do
more harm then good, just stay there!
615
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:31,083
[MUTTERING]
616
00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:34,583
I'm serious, the universe might not even have enough
structure so that you could make a time jump,
617
00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:37,583
Without just being... destroyed or
something, just stay there!!
618
00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:39,583
[BATTERY BEEPING]
619
00:50:39,583 --> 00:50:41,875
- (A) Come on, come on!
Don't die on me now! Shit!!
620
00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,500
- (B) Jesus christ, this is...
621
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:48,250
- (A) That's okay, you're just gonna sit here...
and wait for it to recharge!
622
00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:52,458
Right? Big scientists don't panic, you're just gonna
sit here... and wait for it to recharge.
623
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,333
Oh fuck...
624
00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:05,791
Shit! It'll never charge in this timeline! The timelines
are out of sync! Two different temporal energies!
625
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:08,291
I'm stuck here.
626
00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:10,541
- (B) Shit...
627
00:51:17,666 --> 00:51:19,875
I have to stay here too!
628
00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:29,375
[STOMPS FOOT]
629
00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:32,250
[SNATCHES MUG]
630
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:41,375
[SNATCHES BEER]
631
00:51:42,208 --> 00:51:45,208
[CHUGS BEER]
632
00:51:47,416 --> 00:51:48,875
[STATIC DISTORTION]
633
00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:51,916
Okay, guys, this is my super duper plan
634
00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:55,250
to recharge my Tempometer,
get back to my timeline, and... um...
635
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,166
save the universe.
636
00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:59,166
Granted, it's drawn on this
shitty piece of notebook paper.
637
00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:00,583
It's not like I had a diagram
laying around!
638
00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:02,791
So what I need to do,
639
00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:06,708
for my Temporal Relocator to even work,
so that I can time travel,
640
00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:09,791
I need Temporal Energy from this timeline.
641
00:52:09,791 --> 00:52:13,041
So if I break into
a nearby nuclear power plant
642
00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:14,416
I might be able to recharge it!
643
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,208
That's...
644
00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:17,041
breaking an entering
645
00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:18,833
It's not like it's the first time I've done that,
646
00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:21,541
but it's the first time I've done it
with the risk of death... we'll avoid that.
647
00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:24,375
So yeah; break into a nuclear power plant,
get some nuclear energy,
648
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:27,666
recharge my Tempometer,
and get the fuck back to my timeline.
649
00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:30,458
Yeah, that's the plan...
we'll see what happens.
650
00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:33,541
So I still need to make some
slight modificaitons to the suit
651
00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,583
I find welding equipment,
and I can make most of them,
652
00:52:35,583 --> 00:52:37,916
but I need a temporary holding agent.
653
00:52:37,916 --> 00:52:40,541
Just something easily removable,
like duct tape.
654
00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,958
Actually, um...
655
00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:46,708
...I haven't looked in there.
656
00:52:46,791 --> 00:52:49,125
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
657
00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:52,791
Looks fun!
658
00:52:52,791 --> 00:52:53,458
[BULB TURNS ON]
659
00:52:53,458 --> 00:52:59,500
This probably is as good a place
as anywhere else to find duct tape...
660
00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:18,416
What's this? What's...
661
00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:25,875
Probably just somebody he loves.
662
00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:29,166
I don't know.
663
00:53:43,041 --> 00:53:46,458
What's this?
664
00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:53,458
[VHS STATIC]
665
00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:06,166
[♬ WEDDING MUSIC ♬]
666
00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:56,041
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
[VHS STATIC]
667
00:55:48,041 --> 00:55:51,166
- (A) ...wasn't always such a jackass was he?
668
00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:53,125
[CROWS CAWING]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
669
00:55:53,125 --> 00:56:00,125
- (B) So, Aria... you may be too young
to fully appreciate this,
670
00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:06,625
but, um... you know,
the significance of these woods right here:
671
00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:11,458
This is actually where I took your mom
on our first date! That's right!
672
00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:17,333
We came back on a routine trip
to earth, just for a weekend,
673
00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:21,125
and I thought "wouldn't it be nice
to go hiking out here?" And we were--
674
00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:22,250
[VHS DISTORTION]
675
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,000
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
676
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,791
Hey... hey, buddy, you alright?
Can I help you?
677
00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:32,208
No, wait a minute... no, that's not possible!
678
00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:34,250
Whoa!!
679
00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:38,833
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Buddy,
where'd you go!? Is this a joke!?
680
00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:42,291
Yo! Is this a joke!?
681
00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:49,958
[RUNNING]
682
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:52,083
- (B) Catherine!! Catherine, come on!
- (CATHERINE) Archie, what's wrong?
683
00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:55,166
- Grab Aria, we gotta to go! We gotta go!
- Why? What's happening? You're scaring me!
684
00:56:55,166 --> 00:56:58,500
- Look, I'll explain when it's safe,
we just gotta go right now, okay?
685
00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:00,041
- (ARIA) Dad, where are the birds?
686
00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:10,750
- (B) Look, Aria-Aria? We gotta go right now, okay?
Let's go to the car, okay? Let's go...
687
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,458
[CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
- Come on, come on! Let's go!
688
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:18,458
[STARTS CAR]
689
00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:21,375
- Leave the seatbelt, let's just go!
- (CATHERINE) Where are we going?
690
00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:25,000
[CAR DRIVING]
- Look, I'll tell you... we just gotta
get out of here right now, okay?
691
00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:31,583
- Archie, slow down... slow down,
you're scaring me! Stop the car!!
692
00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:32,541
- Look, I'll tell you when it's safe!
693
00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:33,708
We just gotta get out of--
694
00:57:33,708 --> 00:57:34,583
- ARCHIE, WATCH!!!
695
00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:36,541
[CAR SWERVING]
696
00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:41,791
[CAR CRASHES]
697
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:43,333
[CAR EXHAUST]
698
00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:44,625
- Catherine?
699
00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:47,333
[♬ FUNERAL MUSIC ♬]
700
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,500
Catherine, why aren't you moving?
701
00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:57,833
Catherine... Aria... why aren't you moving?
702
00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:05,875
[VHS DISTORTION]
703
00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:25,250
I remember when you used to...
704
00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:32,875
It's been gettin' weird tryin' to sleep lately,
because I remember you used to...
705
00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:38,125
...curl up into a ball, to stay warm.
706
00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:44,208
The... fuckin' vent up there has never been
particularly well positioned:
707
00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:46,750
Right on your face!
708
00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:55,666
I would always... I remember, I would always
curl around, and just reach me arm around you.
709
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:05,333
It got harder as the months went by,
because your stomach got bigger and bigger.
710
01:00:09,166 --> 01:00:11,541
And I would, um... just...
711
01:00:13,250 --> 01:00:20,000
...curl your hair behind your ear. You didn't like it
to tickle your nose while you were sleeping
712
01:00:26,541 --> 01:00:29,541
I remember when the airbag deflated.
713
01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:38,833
Any hope I had you'd... survived
was pretty much gone by that point.
714
01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:48,500
I remember the cops askin' all
those stupid fuckin' questions.
715
01:00:50,458 --> 01:00:54,625
They wouldn't let me say goodbye to you;
nope they just whisked you off in a bodybag!
716
01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:57,625
like you were cream cheese, or something.
717
01:01:00,625 --> 01:01:03,625
I remember havin' to call your...
718
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:11,541
...mother, and tell her both our baby girls
were dead; because of...
719
01:01:16,791 --> 01:01:18,833
That was the worst day of my life.
720
01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:24,625
I remember the stupid fuckin'
suishi they served.
721
01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:29,875
I mean, it was terrible. It was, like...
sour. Like, old sour!
722
01:01:29,875 --> 01:01:32,125
You would hated it, Cathy, I mean...
723
01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:38,083
But your stupid, bloated ass sister-in-law
and the fuckin' caterer insisted on it.
724
01:01:38,083 --> 01:01:41,083
No, no! They just had to have
their fuckin' suishi. Huh.
725
01:01:50,291 --> 01:01:54,583
When it was, um... my turn...
726
01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:58,625
I came over to the coffin and I...
727
01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:08,083
...brushed your hair
behind your ear. Because...
728
01:02:09,958 --> 01:02:12,166
...you were gonna be all alone now...
729
01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:16,458
...and there'd be no-one to do it later, so...
730
01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:24,083
Six feet under for all eternity is
an awfully long time for...
731
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,625
...your nose to tickle.
732
01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:48,875
Why do human beings waste
their time with love? I mean...
733
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,958
By design, it doesn't last. I mean...
734
01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,541
Take us for instance! I mean...
735
01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:06,875
You were always going to be gone eventually,
and if it wasn't you it would've been me! So...
736
01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:11,833
I mean... love? It's for losers!
737
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:16,916
It's a losers game! It's a game
where all you do is lose...
738
01:03:16,916 --> 01:03:20,458
You know, because you let your guard down,
and then you trust somebody,
739
01:03:20,458 --> 01:03:22,750
[SMACKING HEAD]
and somebody uses that to hurt you.
740
01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:25,041
For instance, they don't stick around!
741
01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:30,333
But see, th-that... that's what's so
fuckin' confusing!
742
01:03:30,666 --> 01:03:34,083
Catherine, I mean, you didn't
choose not to stick around!
743
01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:40,250
It wasn't like Jack up and leaving, it wasn't like Carrie
up and leaving, it wasn't like your fuckin' parents, no!
744
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:42,875
No, you didn't choose not to leave;
your choice was taken from you
745
01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:45,083
by some jackass runnin' around
in the woods or something!!
746
01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:46,500
[SMACKS PICTURE]
747
01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:09,250
[COUGHS]
748
01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:17,166
[PICKS UP PICTURE]
749
01:04:21,541 --> 01:04:23,208
[SETS DOWN PICTURE]
750
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,000
[MUTTERING]
751
01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:54,750
I... I don't know if this tape will still exist...
752
01:04:57,041 --> 01:04:58,375
...afterward...
753
01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:03,833
I don't even know if I'll
still exist afterward, but if...
754
01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:11,875
If... if... if you're watchin' this
it means it worked.
755
01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:22,166
I can... see, I can do this for you;
You're... just... it wasn't your time...
756
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,625
Wasn't fair, wasn't fair... wasn't fair.
757
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:32,916
I can break the laws of physics, I can
do that only for you, Catherine, because...
758
01:05:35,291 --> 01:05:37,583
...wasn't your time, wasn't your time, wasn't fair...
759
01:05:39,583 --> 01:05:42,583
And if you're watchin' this, it means
it worked; I saved you.
760
01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:47,166
If you're watchin' this, I'm glad
you're watchin' this! Because...
761
01:05:50,916 --> 01:05:53,333
Maybe you'll get why...
762
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:59,333
...I'm not exactly the Archie that you remember.
763
01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:05,833
He was taken from you.
764
01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:12,125
By the same jackass that
took you away from me.
765
01:06:14,416 --> 01:06:17,916
And if I ever see him again...
766
01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:23,666
...It'll be the last time anybody sees him.
767
01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:33,791
[MUTTERING]
768
01:06:36,833 --> 01:06:40,375
How many uh thessssingsss...
769
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:42,666
Have I been drinkin'?
770
01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,083
[GULPS BEER]
771
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:51,083
They're not that good...
772
01:06:51,083 --> 01:06:57,666
They certainly... don't make me
forget you, Catherine.
773
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:06,000
They don't tell me howda
bring you back to life
774
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:10,250
Without makin' a big
friggin' paradox, no!!
775
01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:21,375
But you know... what they
do tell me, Catherine?
776
01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:31,250
Who gives a rat's ass about paradoxes?
777
01:07:32,791 --> 01:07:35,791
I didn't marry a paradox!
778
01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:41,416
I didn't marry a paradox!!
779
01:07:41,416 --> 01:07:45,875
I married a damn ass-kickin' woman!!
780
01:07:45,875 --> 01:07:47,250
[THUDS AGAINST GROUND]
781
01:07:52,250 --> 01:07:57,041
Ca... c-Catherine? Catherine!?
782
01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:58,583
Catherine!!
783
01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:02,458
Help me Catherine!!
784
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,750
[INCOMPREHENSIBLE]
785
01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:10,833
Help me Cath...
Come back to me, Catherine!!!!
786
01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:17,333
Catherine? Cather...
787
01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:20,541
[TIME WARPING]
788
01:08:20,541 --> 01:08:22,250
[TRAIN SCREECHING]
789
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:24,750
[TIME WARPING]
790
01:08:24,791 --> 01:08:25,708
[HITS COUNTER]
791
01:08:26,416 --> 01:08:28,916
- (A) Ah, god...
792
01:08:28,916 --> 01:08:31,708
- (B) Is that you Catherine?
793
01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:32,875
- (A) Klatos! Kla--!!
794
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,333
[HOPS DOWN]
795
01:08:34,583 --> 01:08:36,666
Klatos, Klatos! It's me!
796
01:08:37,125 --> 01:08:40,125
- (B) Oh... it's "you."
797
01:08:40,125 --> 01:08:43,458
- (A) What are you doing on the ground?
Here, here. Let me help you up...
798
01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:45,291
Come on, come on...
799
01:08:46,291 --> 01:08:48,375
Klatos, I know what's wrong with the universe!
800
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,416
- (B) Yeah, you're in it.
801
01:08:51,416 --> 01:08:53,000
- (B) Actually, yes!
802
01:08:54,500 --> 01:09:01,500
- (B) The... fuck... is... that... supposed to mean?
803
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:06,416
- (A) Look, the universe isn't unravelling,
it never was to begin with--
804
01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:09,708
- (B) Wait, t' fuck are you wearinga bathrobe for?
805
01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:14,666
- (A) Oh, um... I-I broke into a nuclear
power plant to steal some energy,
806
01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:18,083
got shot at by some guards,
ran, I lost a couple calories,
807
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:21,708
That's not the point! The point is,
there is no time paradox!
808
01:09:21,708 --> 01:09:22,875
[LAUGHS]
809
01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:27,375
- (B) Wait... a minute... that's not right...
810
01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:30,708
...cuz then why...
811
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,208
Hang on...
812
01:09:32,583 --> 01:09:39,958
Then why... would our...
timelines... both exist?
813
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,083
- (A) There aren't... there aren't two timelines!
814
01:09:43,666 --> 01:09:46,208
There are two parellel universes!
815
01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:47,708
- (B) Huh?
816
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:51,458
- (A) Look, when I left mine, my
tempometer wasn't fully charged
817
01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:56,041
So I didn't have enough energy to
make a "there" and "back" stringjump.
818
01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:58,708
I only had enough energy to jump there!
819
01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:03,833
Then... when we met, that was
a temporally momentous occasion,
820
01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:08,500
So that event must have drained your tempometer
(that's when you stormed off in the dark alley)
821
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:11,208
and then you only had enough
energy to make a jump "here!"
822
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,875
So I ended up in your universe...
823
01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:15,375
...and you ended up in mine.
824
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,125
Which is here!
825
01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:37,500
- (B) Oh, yeah...
826
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:42,250
- (A) Look, I'm back I'm supposed to be. But now
we need to get you back to your universe, so let's--
827
01:10:47,666 --> 01:10:49,500
- (A) Are you drunk!?
828
01:10:49,791 --> 01:10:51,291
- (B) No...
829
01:10:52,541 --> 01:10:55,708
I mean...
830
01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:58,083
...No...
831
01:10:59,291 --> 01:11:00,958
I mean...
832
01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:04,208
- (A) How are you supposed to
operate a time machine drunk!?
833
01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:06,083
[VOMITTY NOISES]
834
01:11:06,916 --> 01:11:09,625
You know what? You know what!!?
It's fine; everything is fine,
835
01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:12,625
as long as we get you back there?
Everything is fine. Everything is dandy!
836
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:15,375
- (B) Go back?
837
01:11:16,041 --> 01:11:18,125
- (A) Yeah... yeah, go back.
838
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:22,500
Go back...
839
01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:25,958
Except--
840
01:11:25,958 --> 01:11:28,041
- (GUARD) Put your hands where I can see them!!
841
01:11:28,041 --> 01:11:28,958
- (GUARD) Put them up!!
842
01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,708
- (A) Shit!! Some extra energy
must have brought her--
843
01:11:33,708 --> 01:11:35,041
- (GUARD) Shut up, Cholo!!
844
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:38,291
You have five seconds tell me where the fuck I am,
845
01:11:38,291 --> 01:11:39,583
Why the fuck I'm here,
846
01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:41,541
and what the fuck happened
to the power plant!!
847
01:11:44,083 --> 01:11:45,666
- (A) Make a run for it?
- (B) Sounds fun!
848
01:11:47,666 --> 01:11:48,791
[GUNFIRE]
849
01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:50,583
[CAMERA RINGING]
850
01:11:51,416 --> 01:11:53,333
- (A) Okay the door is...
Kuh... kuh... kuh... kuh!!
851
01:11:53,333 --> 01:11:54,708
Klato !? Where are you!?
852
01:11:55,416 --> 01:11:56,958
Klatos? Klatos!?
853
01:11:57,541 --> 01:11:59,208
Klatos!! Get the fuck back over here!!
854
01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:00,833
[GUNFIRE]
855
01:12:01,916 --> 01:12:05,708
[INCOMPREHENSIBLE DRUNK MUTTERING]
856
01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:13,541
[LOADS CHAMBER]
857
01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:16,875
(GUARD) Freeze!!
858
01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:20,541
I said freeze!!
859
01:12:23,791 --> 01:12:24,333
[GUNFIRE]
860
01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:25,250
[RICOCHET]
861
01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:28,125
- (A) You fuckin' idiot!
862
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:31,708
- (B) Aren't you the one that brought her here!?
863
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:33,041
- (A) It was an accident!!
864
01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:37,291
- (B) Oh! Well maybe she's just
"accidentally" shooting at us!!
865
01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:38,666
[GUNFIRE]
866
01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:41,166
...thun of a bitth
867
01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:42,125
- (A) In less then a second--
868
01:12:42,125 --> 01:12:42,541
- (B) Huh?
869
01:12:42,541 --> 01:12:45,583
-- (A) We need to get through that
closed door, and leave. Are you ready?
870
01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:47,916
[INCOMPREHENSIBLE]
871
01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:50,500
Are you ready or not, cholo!?
872
01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:54,458
- (B) Um, buh... bun...
873
01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:59,166
Yeah, yeah... alright, yeah.
874
01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:01,375
- (A) Okay, okay! On three,
on three! Ready?
875
01:13:03,041 --> 01:13:03,875
One...
876
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:05,000
Two...
877
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:05,708
[LOADS CHAMBER]
878
01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:06,791
...Three!!
879
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:07,875
[GUNFIRE]
880
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:09,458
[STUMBLING]
881
01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:10,416
[CAMERA RINGING]
882
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:11,291
[CAMERA RINGING]
883
01:13:11,291 --> 01:13:11,750
[GUNFIRE]
884
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:13,958
[TRIPPING]
885
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:16,541
- (GUARD) You bastards can't run forever!!
886
01:13:16,916 --> 01:13:18,541
[SPRINTING]
887
01:13:18,541 --> 01:13:20,708
- (A) Is there a Westchester Street in your universe?
- (B) Yeah...
888
01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:21,708
- (A) Split up!!
889
01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:25,041
[RUNNING]
890
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:27,875
[RUNNING]
891
01:13:28,541 --> 01:13:29,166
[RUNNING]
892
01:13:32,416 --> 01:13:35,416
[CHASING]
893
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,583
[B, RUNNING]
894
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:40,750
- (B) Where are you!?
895
01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:44,500
Where are you, Catherine!?
896
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:44,875
[DISTORTION]
897
01:13:48,416 --> 01:13:48,791
[BABY CRYING]
898
01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:50,458
[BABY CRYING]
899
01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:51,166
[KLATOS, SCREAMING]
900
01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:55,250
[BABY CRYING]
901
01:13:57,375 --> 01:13:57,875
[BABY CRYING]
902
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:00,000
[BABY CRYING]
903
01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:01,166
[BABY CRYING]
904
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:02,500
[DISTORTION]
[BABY CRYING]
905
01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:11,416
[WIND BLOWING]
906
01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:53,541
[DISTORTION]
907
01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:56,833
- (GUARD) Get up, degenrate!
908
01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,791
- (KLATOS) God dammit...
909
01:14:59,833 --> 01:15:04,333
Couldn't you have aimed for the head, like a normal person?
- (GUARD) Couldn't you have died, like a normal person?
910
01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:08,458
- (KLATOS) I've been askin' myself
that question a lot lately.
911
01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:10,083
- (GUARD) Aw, poor you.
912
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:13,083
Don't worry... "momma's" gonna
make that wish come true.
913
01:15:13,875 --> 01:15:17,583
- (KLATOS) Oh, joy...
- (GUARD) Get up. Go on, get up!
914
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,458
- (KLATOS) Alright, god!
915
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,083
[DISTORTION]
916
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,041
- (GUARD) So this is what we're gonna do...
917
01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:30,666
You're gonna tell me where the fuck I am,
and why the fuck I'm here...
918
01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:31,750
...and them I'm gonna kill you.
919
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:39,333
- (KLATOS) That's... one possible tradeoff.
- (GUARD) Why do you sound like him?
920
01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:42,500
- (KLATOS) Like who?
- (GUARD) The other one; the one who broke into the factory!
921
01:15:43,541 --> 01:15:44,833
Why do you sound like him?
922
01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:47,666
- (KLATOS) Hell if I know, beyond "I live in his body."
923
01:15:48,041 --> 01:15:49,791
- (GUARD) What was he doing at the plant?
924
01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:54,875
- (KLATOS) What plant?
- (GUARD) The power plant he broke into last night!
925
01:15:55,458 --> 01:16:00,166
- (KLATOS) I dunno; that's a good question for him.
- (GUARD) But I'm asking you. Care to comment?
926
01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:01,250
[LOADS CHAMBER]
927
01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:09,833
- (KLATOS) I... think he mentioned
using it to get back here?
928
01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:12,041
- (GUARD) What do you mean, get back here?
929
01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:16,083
- (KLATOS) You wouldn't understand.
- (GUARD) What I don't understand, motherfucker,
930
01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:20,250
is why two people that look
exactly alike kidnapped me!
931
01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:24,333
- (KLATOS) Hold on, we didn't kidnap you! You were
swept along in the stringjump, complete accident!
932
01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:28,333
- (GUARD) String jump!?
- (KLATOS) It's what we use to travel between universes.
933
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:31,875
- (GUARD) I will bust a cap in your ass
if you don't quit being a smart ass!!
934
01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:34,041
- (KLATOS) Like I said, bitch, you wouldn't understand!
935
01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:37,041
- (GUARD) Are you tripping? Or are you
actually this fucking crazy?
936
01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:39,666
- (KLATOS) I ask myself that same question
every morning sweetheart.
937
01:16:39,666 --> 01:16:41,833
- (GUARD) I'm sure you do.
[GUNFIRE]
938
01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:44,416
[CROWS FLEEING]
939
01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:47,083
- (KLATOS) You god damn fuckin' bitch pussy!!
940
01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:50,916
- (GUARD) Start talking, shithead, if you like
the concept of having children!
941
01:16:50,916 --> 01:16:52,166
- (KLATOS) What do you know about children!?
942
01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:55,208
- (GUARD) I have a little girl that I'm
willing to kill to get back to.
943
01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:58,208
- (KLATOS) I would say likewise,
except my daughter's dead.
944
01:17:02,625 --> 01:17:06,208
You ever had a child taken from you, officer?
945
01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:11,958
Huh? No...
946
01:17:12,541 --> 01:17:19,041
You don't love a child until you hold them
dead in you arms... screaming.
947
01:17:21,708 --> 01:17:28,625
Screaming to god, as to why
he would allow this to happen.
948
01:17:33,250 --> 01:17:37,875
That's when you know you really love a child.
949
01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:42,333
People like you, they take their children for granted.
950
01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:46,083
[DISTORTION]
951
01:17:47,791 --> 01:17:51,916
Hope you don't mind if I patch this up,
you silver badged bitch.
952
01:17:55,250 --> 01:18:02,250
After all, how could you be called anything else, right?
You take life like it has no value...
953
01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:09,500
You do it every day, because it's your job; every day,
without question, regretting it never, am I right!?
954
01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:13,333
- (GUARD) I'm not the only one
who doesn't know jack shit, motherfucker.
955
01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,458
- (KLATOS) I know you wouldn't take it back.
956
01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:20,375
You wouldn't go out on a limb to
ressurect any of the people you murdered.
957
01:18:21,916 --> 01:18:23,291
Me, on the other hand?
958
01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:29,583
There isn't a day that goes by where I don't wish
I could take back my reckless mistake.
959
01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:38,583
cuz, see, that mistake cost my daughter her life.
960
01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:40,333
[DISTORTION]
961
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:45,791
She didn't commit a crime.
There is that difference.
962
01:18:48,125 --> 01:18:50,208
But what difference is there really?
963
01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:56,708
Cuz, you see, I didn't commit a crime either.
964
01:18:56,708 --> 01:19:03,750
I didn't get behind the wheel of
that car intending to kill my daughter,
965
01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:06,291
let alone my wife...
966
01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:18,416
But I did.
967
01:19:24,333 --> 01:19:31,333
I did... and I have to live with that.
968
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:37,791
I have to wake up every morning,
and live with that.
969
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:46,666
I wake up every morning and march
right back into hell all over again!!
970
01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:56,708
The hell of hands bloodied,
by the murder of a little girl.
971
01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:58,458
[GLASS SHARDS]
972
01:20:00,541 --> 01:20:01,125
[GLASS SHARDS]
973
01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:06,875
Ha! And while I would try to undo that,
what do you do!? You seek it out!!
974
01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:09,000
You go looking for it!!
975
01:20:09,916 --> 01:20:14,875
You must really get off to that kind of pain,
which I really highly doubt...
976
01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:19,125
...or you simply are incapable of feeling it!!
977
01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:25,000
You footsoldiers don't have any souls!
978
01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:30,000
- (GUARD) How's the leg?
- (KLATOS) It's been worse sweetheart.
979
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:36,750
- (GUARD) You can wrap it with something, if you like.
- (KLATOS) Thank you for your "input"
980
01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:38,500
- (GUARD) You really don't know who I am, do you?
981
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:42,500
- (KLATOS) Do you still think
I kidnapped you, for some reason?
982
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:47,291
- (GUARD) I was in the power plant,
I had some sort of memory lapse,
983
01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:50,125
and when I woke up
I was in your kitchen.
984
01:20:50,125 --> 01:20:51,583
- (KLATOS) It wasn't my kitchen.
985
01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:56,833
I mean, it was my kitchen; but it wasn't
strictly speaking "my" kitchen.
986
01:20:56,833 --> 01:20:59,875
[DISTORTION]
- (GUARD) You're one mixed up motherfucker, man.
987
01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:02,125
- (KLATOS) You have no idea sweetheart.
988
01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:04,375
- (GUARD) Try me.
989
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:08,041
- (KLATOS) You wouldn't get it.
- (GUARD) I'm a smart fuckin' bitch, try me.
990
01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,708
[GROANING]
991
01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:14,583
[LAMP]
992
01:21:14,916 --> 01:21:16,541
- (KLATOS) You ever hear of...
993
01:21:17,583 --> 01:21:17,916
[LAMP]
994
01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:19,666
...string theory?
995
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:20,166
[LAMP]
996
01:21:20,666 --> 01:21:27,416
The notion that there are parellel universes,
each one with its own set of dimensions?
997
01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:31,000
- (GUARD) You tryin' to get philisophical, or some shit?
- (KLATOS) Yes, god dammit!!
998
01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:38,291
So string theory...
999
01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:46,416
...states there are multiple parellel universes,
each one with its own...
1000
01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:52,666
Um... you can travel back and forth between them,
that's the... that's the theory. So...
1001
01:21:53,125 --> 01:21:56,666
Also take, for instance...
okay, the laws of physics.
1002
01:21:57,541 --> 01:22:02,833
They determine what we can or cannot do,
1003
01:22:03,416 --> 01:22:07,458
okay, we are bound to them like slaves.
1004
01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:13,208
To alter them would be to play...
1005
01:22:13,208 --> 01:22:14,166
god!
1006
01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:17,125
See, that's the thing; when you're
in a different universe?
1007
01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:25,333
You are not bound by god's rules, no.
You're playing by a different set of rules.
1008
01:22:25,875 --> 01:22:26,208
[LAMP]
1009
01:22:26,916 --> 01:22:27,250
[LAMP]
1010
01:22:27,708 --> 01:22:28,041
[LAMP]
1011
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,125
Okay, s-s-so other hypothetical here:
1012
01:22:32,416 --> 01:22:39,416
Say a time traveller wants to go back in time,
and save his dead daughter.
1013
01:22:41,375 --> 01:22:46,125
How could he? The laws of physics
say that he can't!!
1014
01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:49,583
Those are god's rules.
1015
01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:53,958
Most of them are pretty fucking cruel,
when you actually stop to think about it.
1016
01:22:54,416 --> 01:22:58,375
- (GUARD) You don't have to tell me that.
- (KLATOS) Oh why? Cuz all you do is enforce them?
1017
01:23:00,291 --> 01:23:00,625
[LAMP]
1018
01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:01,708
[LAMP]
1019
01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:02,833
[LAMP]
1020
01:23:03,125 --> 01:23:07,208
But let's say you love
your daughter just that much.
1021
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:14,375
You would not give a fuck about god's rules,
you would kill god himself if it brought her back!
1022
01:23:14,375 --> 01:23:14,708
[LAMP]
1023
01:23:15,916 --> 01:23:16,250
[LAMP]
1024
01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:21,375
After all, officer... I have
achieved the power of god.
1025
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:28,708
I can control life and death as I please.
1026
01:23:29,875 --> 01:23:33,083
And I will stop anyone who
tries to stand in my way!
1027
01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:39,500
- (GUARD) And what if god's
the only one that gets in your way?
1028
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,166
- (KLATOS) I'll cut him down where he stands.
1029
01:23:42,166 --> 01:23:45,000
[SCREECHING]
- (GUARD) This seems like one long line of...
1030
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:50,125
hypothetical bullshit, seeing as though
you can't bring your daughter back to life.
1031
01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:51,083
[LAMP]
1032
01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:54,291
- (KLATOS) How many times
do I have to tell you?
1033
01:23:55,416 --> 01:23:56,375
[SCREAMING WINDS]
1034
01:23:57,041 --> 01:24:04,041
I will not be ruled by even
the laws of physics anymore.
1035
01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:08,083
I defy them.
1036
01:24:08,083 --> 01:24:09,041
[SCREAMING WINDS]
1037
01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:14,625
I defy god and his rules! I defy
the very logic and nature of life itself!
1038
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:19,375
[SCREAMING WINDS]
Because it is the logic of life itself that is my enemy!
1039
01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:24,583
It is logic itself that stands in my way!
1040
01:24:26,208 --> 01:24:29,541
And I will not let anything stand in my way.
1041
01:24:37,041 --> 01:24:38,000
[SNATCHES GUN]
1042
01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:41,875
[GUNFIRE]
1043
01:24:41,875 --> 01:24:44,041
[CROWS FLEE]
1044
01:24:44,708 --> 01:24:47,708
[LIMPIING TOWARD HER]
1045
01:24:50,916 --> 01:24:53,208
Yeah, how'd that feel sweetheart?
1046
01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:57,458
[TURNS OFF SAFETY]
1047
01:25:02,791 --> 01:25:04,875
[SCREAMING WINDS]
1048
01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:14,541
- (A) Ow! What the hell!?
- (B) Take me to them.
1049
01:25:14,625 --> 01:25:17,708
- (A) To who?
- (B) To Catherine and Aria!
1050
01:25:17,875 --> 01:25:19,333
- (A) You know I can't do that.
1051
01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:23,041
- (B) Don't tell me what you can or can't do.
They're still alive in your universe, right?
1052
01:25:23,916 --> 01:25:24,791
- (A) What!? I don't know!!
1053
01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:27,083
I don't even know if this universe
has a Catherine or an Aria!
1054
01:25:27,083 --> 01:25:28,958
- (B) Well then take me to mine!
- (A) What!?
1055
01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:31,875
- (B) You're gonna take me back to my universe.
1056
01:25:31,875 --> 01:25:36,250
and then, you're gonna take me back when they were alive,
and then we're gonna bring them back to the present.
1057
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:41,458
Why you still sitting there, jackass?
You got a lot of work to do.
1058
01:25:42,750 --> 01:25:44,166
- (A) I won't do it.
1059
01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:45,458
- (B) You dare to stand in my way?
1060
01:25:49,083 --> 01:25:50,958
- (A) Yes. I will...
1061
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:58,208
Because I would stand in the way of
anyone who would arm a tyranical machine
1062
01:25:58,250 --> 01:26:02,416
With the knowledge of time travel! And to... what,
to save your dead daughter?
1063
01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:06,541
Look... I saw the photos.
1064
01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:11,166
Catherine was a lovely woman--
1065
01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:13,041
- (B) Don't talk about her like you knew her!!
1066
01:26:14,250 --> 01:26:16,125
- (A) I got to know her...
1067
01:26:16,833 --> 01:26:18,500
and you wanna know what I found?
1068
01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:24,125
She was a compassionate person.
And she loved you because you were the same.
1069
01:26:25,208 --> 01:26:28,708
But what horrible things have you done
in her name, lately?
1070
01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:37,708
Do you think she would want
to be alive, knowing the cost?
1071
01:26:39,416 --> 01:26:42,333
I won't bring her back because
she wouldn't want me to!
1072
01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:48,750
She wouldn't wanna live, knowing
what her life cost everyone else.
1073
01:26:55,375 --> 01:26:58,750
- (B) Do you think I give a fuck what she wants?
1074
01:26:59,291 --> 01:27:03,375
This isn't about her, this is about me! This is
about what I want! I want her, I will have her!
1075
01:27:04,416 --> 01:27:05,750
- (A) Where did you get a second one?
1076
01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:07,291
- (B) She had another one on her.
- (A) Who?
1077
01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:08,333
- (B) The Guard!
1078
01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:11,666
- (A) Oh shit! That's right! We gotta
bring her back, where is she?
1079
01:27:12,833 --> 01:27:14,583
- (B) I told you no one would stand in my way.
1080
01:27:15,291 --> 01:27:18,041
- (A) Jesus, do you know
how you sound right now?
1081
01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:21,375
- (B) Like, a sensible... fucking person...
who's thinking straight.
1082
01:27:21,375 --> 01:27:22,833
How's that for fuckin' sound!?
1083
01:27:22,833 --> 01:27:24,458
- (A) Thinkin' straight!? You haven't been
thinkin' straight in a while!
1084
01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:26,458
You know what you sound like?
You sound like a fuckin' maniac!
1085
01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:30,166
- (B) Maniacs? Well... maybe the problem with
the world is that there isn't enough maniacs.
1086
01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:34,291
- (A) There are plenty of maniacs. You armed
the greatest lot of them that ever lived.
1087
01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:36,583
- (B) Like you wouldn't to save your daughter!
1088
01:27:36,583 --> 01:27:39,125
- (A) Don't you get what would happen?
1089
01:27:39,416 --> 01:27:43,000
They would be alive only to die all over again!
They'd only live for a brief moment!
1090
01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:47,750
- (B) What are you talking about, crackhead?
- (A) You would erase, in bringing them back to life,
1091
01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:51,875
the event that caused you to
create time travel to begin with!
1092
01:27:52,583 --> 01:27:56,208
Don't you get it? You'd have no reason
to go back and save them!
1093
01:27:56,666 --> 01:27:58,000
So then they would die!
1094
01:27:58,250 --> 01:28:00,458
But then if they did die, you would invent time travel,
1095
01:28:00,458 --> 01:28:03,333
but then if you did invent time travel,
you wouldn't invent time travel!!
1096
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:09,166
Don't you get it!!? In your logical fallacy, you would
create a paradox that would kill millions of people,
1097
01:28:09,166 --> 01:28:10,500
millions of people would die!!
1098
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,750
- (B) So let them die!!!
1099
01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:22,375
- (A) I won't take you back to your universe.
I won't even allow you to live in this one.
1100
01:28:22,375 --> 01:28:24,916
- (B) What moral highground
do you claim to stand on!?
1101
01:28:24,916 --> 01:28:31,333
- (A) The one that says I didn't arm tyranic
dictators with the knowledge of time travel!
1102
01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:34,541
- (B) Yes you did...
1103
01:28:34,541 --> 01:28:36,041
- (A) What are you talking
about, smart ass?
1104
01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:39,666
- (B) You absolutely did..
you are me, aren't you?
1105
01:28:40,333 --> 01:28:45,833
- (A) No... I'm me and you're you;
your choices don't reflect on me!
1106
01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:50,833
- (B) They don't? They're your choices too.
- (A) Oh, and why's that?
1107
01:28:51,333 --> 01:28:52,791
- (B) Cuz you chose not to...
1108
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,458
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
1109
01:28:54,458 --> 01:29:00,125
You said it yourself, right... on that tape?
You said it perfectly, like a poet.
1110
01:29:00,916 --> 01:29:04,166
Something about an apple
and an orange, right?
1111
01:29:04,625 --> 01:29:07,625
right, a choice creates two different paths?
1112
01:29:07,916 --> 01:29:11,958
Your choice is what
created me in the first place,
1113
01:29:11,958 --> 01:29:16,208
I wouldn't even exist, if it wasn't
for your choice, me and my little universe.
1114
01:29:18,333 --> 01:29:23,333
I am every bit as much a reflection
of you as you rejecting me is.
1115
01:29:23,541 --> 01:29:29,916
Because I'm the very darkness that exist within
your tiny self-righteous pretentious little soul.
1116
01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:39,166
Everything you are capable of exists within me,
I'd say that makes us pretty much square.
1117
01:29:43,041 --> 01:29:45,375
- (A) Klatos, I know more
about that day than you do.
1118
01:29:45,541 --> 01:29:47,708
- (B) No you don't, you weren't there.
1119
01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:50,166
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
1120
01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:51,875
- (A) Yes I was.
1121
01:29:54,208 --> 01:29:57,208
- (B) What the fuck are you talking about?
1122
01:29:58,416 --> 01:30:04,375
- (A) You never asked me how I know, that there isn't a
time paradox and that there are two sepearte universes?
1123
01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:07,583
It's because I was there that day.
1124
01:30:09,833 --> 01:30:15,208
The contents on your tape... I watched it.
they're the same images I saw,
1125
01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:18,208
the first time I ever successfully
achieved time travel.
1126
01:30:19,166 --> 01:30:21,291
Our method? Right?
1127
01:30:21,708 --> 01:30:26,791
I have to jump out into another universe,
for a brief second, then jump back into mine?
1128
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:31,666
But.. what's amazing is...
of all the days...
1129
01:30:31,666 --> 01:30:34,166
Of all the moments I could have
landed in your universe at,
1130
01:30:34,166 --> 01:30:39,458
I landed in your universe at the
exact moment you pulled out that camera
1131
01:30:39,458 --> 01:30:42,458
to record me in the woods that day.
1132
01:30:43,041 --> 01:30:45,875
You saw me; what you saw
that day was me,
1133
01:30:45,875 --> 01:30:48,875
the brief moment I jumped
into your universe...
1134
01:30:50,625 --> 01:30:52,458
...before returning to mine.
1135
01:30:54,500 --> 01:31:01,666
That's why I can't bring them back;
It would create a massive multiversal paradox.
1136
01:31:01,666 --> 01:31:07,333
It's not just one timeline, it's two...
that are linked by that moment;
1137
01:31:07,333 --> 01:31:10,458
For a brief moment
in space in time.
1138
01:31:16,916 --> 01:31:19,750
You think I don't have regrets too?
1139
01:31:19,750 --> 01:31:24,583
I know you regret that you, driving
as fast as you could to get out of there,
1140
01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:28,583
was exactly what caused them to die; it's
horribly ironic, it really is...
1141
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:32,250
That you trying to save them
is what killed them.
1142
01:31:38,375 --> 01:31:44,500
And me, trying to save the people of the universe
I care about, is what helped kill them too.
1143
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,250
You're not the only one with regrets.
1144
01:31:51,708 --> 01:31:54,000
We were good men.
1145
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:57,333
Alright, we invented time travel
because we were good men.
1146
01:31:58,125 --> 01:32:02,916
But look what horrible things
we have caused to happen lately...
1147
01:32:04,916 --> 01:32:06,750
...in the name of it?
1148
01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:10,458
That's the biggest "paradox" of all.
1149
01:32:10,458 --> 01:32:14,666
- (B) I... I... I didn't kill Catherine...
1150
01:32:16,041 --> 01:32:19,041
- (A) That's right... you don't
have to live with that guilt anymore.
1151
01:32:21,791 --> 01:32:23,708
- (B) I finally understand...
1152
01:32:24,291 --> 01:32:26,041
I didn't kill Catherine...
1153
01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:28,041
...you did.
1154
01:32:28,625 --> 01:32:30,333
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
1155
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:33,333
- (A) No-one killed Catherine, Klatos,
It wasn't anybody's fault!
1156
01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,125
- (B) You killed Catherine.
1157
01:32:36,416 --> 01:32:39,166
- (A) If I had known there was going
to be another truck there that day,
1158
01:32:39,166 --> 01:32:42,041
I woulda picked a different day, so there
was no-one there for you to collide with!
1159
01:32:42,041 --> 01:32:44,083
- (B) You killed Catherine.
1160
01:32:44,083 --> 01:32:46,416
- (A) Look, this is not we need
to focus on right now,
1161
01:32:46,416 --> 01:32:50,041
We need to focus on getting you back to your universe,
is your tempometer fully charged?
1162
01:32:50,125 --> 01:32:53,541
- (B) You killed Catherine... and now...
1163
01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:57,000
...I'm gonna kill you right back.
1164
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,041
- (A) I can't let you do that,
there's too many timelines!
1165
01:32:59,041 --> 01:33:02,041
- (B) I can't let you live.
- (A) I can't let you save Catherine!
1166
01:33:02,041 --> 01:33:03,041
- (B) Well tough luck.
1167
01:33:03,041 --> 01:33:06,458
- (A) In the name of Catherine, who would
want you to spare me, please! Spare me!
1168
01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:12,500
- (B) Spare you? I wouldn't spare you
if you were mother fucking Teresa!!
1169
01:33:14,125 --> 01:33:15,875
[TACKLES HIM]
1170
01:33:15,875 --> 01:33:18,875
[FIGHTING EACH OTHER]
1171
01:33:31,750 --> 01:33:33,250
What are you doing?
1172
01:33:35,125 --> 01:33:36,333
Stop! No!!
1173
01:33:41,083 --> 01:33:46,208
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
1174
01:33:46,208 --> 01:33:48,958
So trial number 7!
Control variables:
1175
01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:54,375
I have placed this camera here, to record
any evidence of successful time-travel
1176
01:33:55,041 --> 01:33:58,000
- (NIGHT) Nothing more to say, really;
Let's just go test this.
1177
01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:04,000
- (DAY) If I do not appear on this footage,
it can be assumed the trial was a failure.
1178
01:34:10,041 --> 01:34:12,125
- (NIGHT) Three...
1179
01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:15,250
...two...
1180
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:18,625
...one!
1181
01:34:18,625 --> 01:34:25,458
[WIND BLOWING]
1182
01:34:25,750 --> 01:34:26,750
[HITS THE GROUND]
1183
01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:33,250
Holy shit!
1184
01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:34,291
[WIND BLOWING]
1185
01:34:34,291 --> 01:34:34,958
[HITS GROUND]
1186
01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:36,125
[WIND BLOWING]
1187
01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:36,791
[HITS GROUND]
1188
01:34:38,041 --> 01:34:40,583
- (B) Fuck... oh my god...
1189
01:34:48,833 --> 01:34:49,833
- (A) ...the fuck?
1190
01:34:58,666 --> 01:35:01,333
- (A) N-n-n-no! No! No!! Klatos, Klatos!!! Stop!!!
1191
01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:04,000
- (B) I'm done lettin' you tell me what to do.
- (A) Put the gun down!
1192
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:07,791
- (B) Said the hypocrite holding a gun!
- (A) Look, if you shoot him, you can't be here!
1193
01:35:08,458 --> 01:35:11,833
Because he won't go on to
become me, to invent time travel,
1194
01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:17,083
to cause you to create time travel, to be able
to come here to kill him in the first place!!
1195
01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:22,875
Because if you shoot him, then you can't shoot him,
but then if you don't shoot him, then you must shoot him!!
1196
01:35:22,916 --> 01:35:25,916
- (B) Enough... of this bullshit!!!
1197
01:35:26,416 --> 01:35:31,083
- (A) Don't you get it!? You would create a paradox
so infinitely evolving, and exponentially formming,
1198
01:35:31,083 --> 01:35:33,083
that it would... it would destroy the multiverse!!
1199
01:35:33,083 --> 01:35:34,250
- (B) I don't care.
1200
01:35:34,250 --> 01:35:36,833
- (A) Look, if you shoot him, you can't be here!!
1201
01:35:38,375 --> 01:35:40,041
- (B) And my daughter will be alive.
1202
01:35:40,041 --> 01:35:44,625
- (A) We already established that wouldn't work!!
You-fucking-idiot!!
1203
01:35:44,875 --> 01:35:48,625
Look, maybe time won't let you alter that moment!
Maybe you weren't meant to atler that moment!
1204
01:35:48,625 --> 01:35:52,041
Maybe you weren't meant to go back and save them!
If you were it definitely wasn't like this!
1205
01:35:52,041 --> 01:35:52,833
- (B) Ha!!!
1206
01:35:53,375 --> 01:35:56,083
[CAR DRIVING PAST]
And what, pray tell, is this!!??
1207
01:35:56,083 --> 01:35:59,083
- (A) This... is psychopathism!!
1208
01:36:00,041 --> 01:36:03,041
What would Aria say, if she could
see you right now!? Huh!?
1209
01:36:05,875 --> 01:36:10,916
Do you think her or Catherine
will still love you, after this!!?
1210
01:36:11,916 --> 01:36:14,916
You're gonna have to shoot them too, because
they're gonna be the first to stand in your way!
1211
01:36:18,041 --> 01:36:23,375
Do you think Aria would want to live
to see her father become a murderer!?
1212
01:36:27,625 --> 01:36:29,791
You don't have to do this... just put the gun down!
1213
01:36:29,791 --> 01:36:33,500
We'll figure this out, put the gun down!
That's it! That's it! Put it down! Put it down.
1214
01:36:35,541 --> 01:36:37,041
[DOOR THRUST OPEN]
1215
01:36:37,666 --> 01:36:40,041
- (DAY) Yo, it's a fuckin' saturday, shut your...
1216
01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:41,625
...damn?
1217
01:36:48,041 --> 01:36:50,375
- (NIGHT) Holy fuck!
1218
01:37:01,791 --> 01:37:02,333
[LAMP BUZZING]
1219
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:07,791
[LOADS CHAMBER]
1220
01:37:07,916 --> 01:37:08,208
- (A) No!!!!!
1221
01:37:08,583 --> 01:37:10,333
[GUNFIRE]
1222
01:37:10,333 --> 01:37:17,333
[WIND BLOWING]
1223
01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:24,333
[MASK DISTORTION]
1224
01:37:39,875 --> 01:37:41,250
Where am I?
1225
01:37:45,708 --> 01:37:47,041
What is this?
1226
01:37:50,833 --> 01:37:52,666
Am I outside the universe!?
1227
01:38:00,416 --> 01:38:03,416
Oh my god...
1228
01:38:05,958 --> 01:38:07,708
D-d-did I do it?
1229
01:38:09,750 --> 01:38:15,250
I did it... I destroyed... the universe.
1230
01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:20,833
I destroyed...
1231
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:25,000
Everyone or everyting
that ever lived is dead.
1232
01:38:28,583 --> 01:38:30,333
I killed them.
1233
01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:36,333
No... I couldn't have...
1234
01:38:38,208 --> 01:38:39,833
I couldn't have...
1235
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:44,083
- (?) I'm afraid you did.
1236
01:38:54,208 --> 01:39:00,708
- (KLATOS) Who are you?
- (?) It can be said not "who" am I...
1237
01:39:02,416 --> 01:39:07,000
...but it can be said "where" am I.
1238
01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:08,500
- (KLATOS) What the fuck?
1239
01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:11,583
- (?) I believe the correct question would be...
1240
01:39:11,583 --> 01:39:13,250
..."where" the fuck.
1241
01:39:13,250 --> 01:39:16,666
- (KLATOS) Is that where we are?
Are we outside the universe?
1242
01:39:16,875 --> 01:39:24,875
- (?) It could be said that this exists outside the realm,
bound by definition, you call "the universe."
1243
01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:32,625
It could also be said, therefore,
you are outside of "me."
1244
01:39:33,083 --> 01:39:36,541
- (KLATOS) I'm... outside of... you?
I don't understand.
1245
01:39:36,833 --> 01:39:41,875
- (?) I am comprehensible,
if you allow me to be.
1246
01:39:43,166 --> 01:39:47,875
- (KLATOS) Okay, so... are you
outside the universe too?
1247
01:39:48,125 --> 01:39:53,000
- (?) It is you who are outside of me,
all else exists within me.
1248
01:39:53,625 --> 01:39:57,666
- (KLATOS) Are you some aspect
of the universe I don't understand?
1249
01:39:57,833 --> 01:40:04,833
- (?) They live, as you once did, within me.
1250
01:40:11,833 --> 01:40:14,833
- (KLATOS) Are you saying that you...
1251
01:40:16,833 --> 01:40:20,291
...are the universe?
1252
01:40:20,875 --> 01:40:24,916
- (?) What you call "the universe"
exists within "me."
1253
01:40:25,833 --> 01:40:32,250
I am the combined extension of
what you might call "universes."
1254
01:40:35,541 --> 01:40:37,541
- (KLATOS) You're the multiverse!
1255
01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:42,916
- (?) It has been said as such,
by people whom you call scientists,
1256
01:40:42,916 --> 01:40:49,166
that the structure of a "brain cell" and the
structure of "the universe" are identical in shape.
1257
01:40:50,625 --> 01:40:57,875
Who's to say that "the universe" is
not just a "brain cell" of a larger being?
1258
01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:01,958
- (KLATOS) Are...?
1259
01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:08,166
Are you what... are you what
we might call "God?"
1260
01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:13,916
- (?) It has been said so...
it has also been said not so.
1261
01:41:15,541 --> 01:41:17,625
Who am I to decide?
1262
01:41:18,208 --> 01:41:22,708
- (KLATOS) But how can the whole
of creation exist within your mind!?
1263
01:41:22,708 --> 01:41:26,541
- (?) Could it not be said that entire worlds
exist within the minds of children?
1264
01:41:29,125 --> 01:41:36,125
This is not called "impossible!"
It is called "divine."
1265
01:41:37,666 --> 01:41:41,583
For them, despite the impossiblity,
1266
01:41:41,583 --> 01:41:45,791
The worlds they create in their minds
are very real, for them,
1267
01:41:45,791 --> 01:41:48,791
and for the people they
contruct to be in it.
1268
01:41:50,083 --> 01:41:54,458
This is the divine nature
of a child's imagination.
1269
01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:04,125
It could also be said that this is
somehow similar within me.
1270
01:42:09,125 --> 01:42:16,125
Yet, their lives are...
more essential.
1271
01:42:19,916 --> 01:42:26,125
If you were to poison a cell of your skin,
would it not fruit cancer?
1272
01:42:26,791 --> 01:42:31,958
If a part of your body were destroyed,
would you not grow weary with sickness.
1273
01:42:32,875 --> 01:42:36,250
-(KLATOS) I hurt you, when I
destroyed the universe, didn't I?
1274
01:42:36,458 --> 01:42:40,750
- (?) It would be one thing
for a universe to die;
1275
01:42:43,583 --> 01:42:46,583
It is the natural life and death of all things.
1276
01:42:48,708 --> 01:42:51,708
But it is not natural when it is caused!
1277
01:42:52,666 --> 01:42:54,750
I have felt a surge in me.
1278
01:42:55,208 --> 01:42:56,833
I feel myself dying.
1279
01:42:57,833 --> 01:43:04,333
Faster than new worlds can be created,
worlds are destroyed at the hands of an idiot.
1280
01:43:05,583 --> 01:43:07,083
Such as yourself.
1281
01:43:09,875 --> 01:43:11,333
- (KLATOS) How many?
1282
01:43:11,333 --> 01:43:14,750
- (?) Of what do you want me to quantify,
one they call "Klatos?"
1283
01:43:15,375 --> 01:43:17,000
- (KLATOS) How many!?
1284
01:43:19,041 --> 01:43:25,458
From all the different universes, all dying;
all unravelling because of me! How many!?
1285
01:43:26,458 --> 01:43:28,500
I refer to lives. How many?
1286
01:43:30,958 --> 01:43:37,958
- (?) 215,287,296...
1287
01:43:39,333 --> 01:43:40,750
...in your universe...
1288
01:43:41,333 --> 01:43:42,291
...so far...
1289
01:43:44,666 --> 01:43:47,666
...and septillion more in the others.
1290
01:43:54,541 --> 01:43:56,333
- (KLATOS) I didn't want this.
1291
01:43:58,958 --> 01:44:01,416
I wanted to save lives.
1292
01:44:01,833 --> 01:44:03,375
- (?) Perhaps you still can!
1293
01:44:03,916 --> 01:44:08,708
- (KLATOS) Can you do it?! Can you restore
the multiverse!? Can you do what I failed to do!?
1294
01:44:09,083 --> 01:44:13,750
- (?) It comes at a price most horrible.
- (KLATOS) I can spare it!!! Can you do it!!?
1295
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:16,916
- (?) Yes, one they call "Klatos."
1296
01:44:18,500 --> 01:44:21,000
I can restore "the multiverse."
1297
01:44:23,833 --> 01:44:27,416
But you do see why that is futile in itself?
1298
01:44:36,625 --> 01:44:39,458
- (KLATOS) It would just happen
all over again, wouldn't it?
1299
01:44:45,208 --> 01:44:47,833
How many times have we
had this conversation!?
1300
01:44:50,541 --> 01:44:52,250
- (?) It will be the last.
1301
01:44:53,458 --> 01:44:55,666
- (KLATOS) Is there nothing we can do!!?
1302
01:44:55,958 --> 01:44:58,958
- (?) Yes, one they call "Klatos"...
1303
01:45:00,958 --> 01:45:03,416
I can restore "the multiverse," but...
1304
01:45:05,041 --> 01:45:12,041
You must pay a price most horrible,
to ensure it doesn't happen again.
1305
01:45:12,708 --> 01:45:14,125
- (KLATOS) What are you...
1306
01:45:25,625 --> 01:45:27,916
- (KLATOS) Oh...
- (?) Yes.
1307
01:45:28,041 --> 01:45:34,500
- (KLATOS) Won't... that have a
major effect on... the timelines?
1308
01:45:34,833 --> 01:45:39,500
- (?) It cannot be said, apart from some,
that your presence was significant.
1309
01:45:40,875 --> 01:45:45,291
Erasing your existance
won't be that consequential.
1310
01:45:45,708 --> 01:45:47,666
- (KLATOS) Oh, good; good... um...
1311
01:45:52,500 --> 01:45:54,500
What about... Catherine?
1312
01:46:00,583 --> 01:46:02,416
I'll never marry her, right?
1313
01:46:04,583 --> 01:46:05,500
- (?) It is so.
1314
01:46:06,541 --> 01:46:10,291
- (KLATOS) Which means I'll never
father her child, right?
1315
01:46:12,583 --> 01:46:13,708
- (?) It is so.
1316
01:46:14,833 --> 01:46:18,416
- (KLATOS) Which means there's an innocent little girl...
1317
01:46:19,708 --> 01:46:22,708
...who will never be born, because of me, right?
1318
01:46:26,750 --> 01:46:27,833
- (?) It is so.
1319
01:46:28,541 --> 01:46:31,541
- (KLATOS) This isn't what I wanted...
What have I done?
1320
01:46:33,708 --> 01:46:39,708
I wanted to save... millions of lives, but all
I've done is murder my own daughter.
1321
01:46:39,875 --> 01:46:42,875
- (?) One they call "Klatos!!"
1322
01:46:44,166 --> 01:46:46,583
I have watched you for ages;
1323
01:46:48,083 --> 01:46:51,375
You have bewildered me for ages!
1324
01:46:52,791 --> 01:46:54,416
I have known you to love...
1325
01:46:55,666 --> 01:46:57,458
I have known you to hate...
1326
01:46:58,458 --> 01:47:00,416
I have known you to be caring...
1327
01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:04,083
I have known you to be selfish...
1328
01:47:07,291 --> 01:47:10,625
I understand nothing about you...
1329
01:47:12,916 --> 01:47:14,500
...except for this:
1330
01:47:15,125 --> 01:47:20,291
You are not one to knowingly hurt a child.
1331
01:47:21,875 --> 01:47:24,083
Because you are not without love.
1332
01:47:25,291 --> 01:47:29,791
You wanted to save millions of lives.
1333
01:47:30,375 --> 01:47:33,375
You wanted to do what no man could.
1334
01:47:35,708 --> 01:47:37,791
You wanted to resurrect the dead.
1335
01:47:38,791 --> 01:47:43,958
You wanted to bring back every person
that was innocent in their death,
1336
01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:47,250
out of that very love!!
1337
01:47:49,708 --> 01:47:50,666
Perhaps...
1338
01:47:52,500 --> 01:47:57,250
this could be your chance to do just that.
1339
01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:11,166
- (KLATOS) I'll do it.
1340
01:48:12,916 --> 01:48:14,208
[COSMOS WARPING]
1341
01:48:14,208 --> 01:48:15,708
- (?) It is done...
1342
01:48:17,416 --> 01:48:24,416
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
1343
01:48:37,458 --> 01:48:39,083
It is almost the end.
1344
01:48:42,291 --> 01:48:45,916
It is time to say goodbye...
1345
01:48:45,916 --> 01:48:49,708
...one they call "Klatos."
1346
01:49:21,416 --> 01:49:28,416
[PENCILS SHAKING]
1347
01:49:28,916 --> 01:49:30,708
[PENCILS SCATTER]
1348
01:50:25,958 --> 01:50:27,958
[SLAMS NOTEBOOK]
1349
01:50:50,875 --> 01:50:52,750
[STOMPS FORWARD]
1350
01:51:10,166 --> 01:51:12,083
[STATIC DISTORTION]
1351
01:51:34,833 --> 01:51:41,833
[A TRAIN APROACHING]
1352
01:51:45,541 --> 01:51:52,541
[TRAIN SCREECHING]
1353
01:52:15,125 --> 01:52:18,125
[FLAME FIZZLES OUT]
1354
01:52:20,375 --> 01:52:27,375
[♬ MUSIC ♬]
1355
01:56:14,916 --> 01:56:18,208
[WIND HOWLING]
1356
01:56:18,208 --> 01:56:20,416
Stay Groovy, Cats...
1357
01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:25,583
[DOOR CREAKS SHUT]
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