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THAT'S A MOSQUITO BITE. 13 00:00:32,573 --> 00:00:34,213 OR IS IT A FRECKLE? 14 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:36,825 OH, IT'S CHOCOLATE. 15 00:00:37,918 --> 00:00:40,158 SO, TRISH, WHAT DID JACE THINK? 16 00:00:40,161 --> 00:00:43,251 WELL, EITHER HE CHEERED SO HARD HIS FACE GOT STUCK, 17 00:00:43,254 --> 00:00:45,974 OR OUR MY-TAPS FROZE. 18 00:00:45,966 --> 00:00:47,966 WELL, LET ME HELP. 19 00:00:47,968 --> 00:00:49,338 JUST GO INTO SETTINGS, 20 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,590 SWITCH OFF THE WI-FI, 21 00:00:50,591 --> 00:00:52,841 CONFIGURE YOUR VPN-- UH-- 22 00:00:52,843 --> 00:00:54,393 Jace: Hey, Trish! 23 00:00:54,385 --> 00:00:57,305 OR YOU COULD JUST DO THAT. 24 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,268 You sounded killer, Austin. 25 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:00,480 THANKS, MAN. 26 00:01:00,481 --> 00:01:02,851 I DON'T USUALLY LET PEOPLE WATCH ME PRACTICE. 27 00:01:02,853 --> 00:01:04,323 Oh, I hear you. 28 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,395 The last time I let Trish watch me practice skating, 29 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:08,447 I broke my arm in three places. 30 00:01:08,449 --> 00:01:10,069 SO, JACE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 31 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,190 WE HAVEN'T TALKED ALL WEEK. 32 00:01:11,192 --> 00:01:13,402 Ah, sorry. I've just been busy with work. 33 00:01:13,404 --> 00:01:16,124 But, hey-- we just shared our first concert together. 34 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:17,657 Well, at least the part I saw. 35 00:01:17,658 --> 00:01:20,748 Which was mostly Dez crying through "I Think About You." 36 00:01:22,163 --> 00:01:24,593 WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING A HEART. 37 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,705 COME ON, AUSTIN. 38 00:01:26,707 --> 00:01:28,337 LET'S GO CHECK OUT THOSE LIGHTS I'M SETTING UP FOR YOUR CONCERT. 39 00:01:30,421 --> 00:01:34,351 LOOK, I KNOW THIS WHOLE LONG-DISTANCE THING IS HARD, 40 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:37,345 BUT IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THESE THAT MAKE ME REALIZE 41 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:39,388 JUST HOW... 42 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,810 YOU FROZE AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU? 43 00:01:40,811 --> 00:01:43,221 ( sighs ) JACE! JACE! 44 00:01:43,224 --> 00:01:46,444 ( grumbles ) JACE! 45 00:01:46,437 --> 00:01:48,527 WHY CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP 46 00:01:48,529 --> 00:01:51,029 WHERE WE WATCH MOVIES, SHARE MILKSHAKES 47 00:01:51,031 --> 00:01:52,401 AND GIVE EACH OTHER SHOULDER RUBS? 48 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,823 I'M SORRY. 49 00:01:53,824 --> 00:01:56,244 BUT, HEY! I CAN GIVE YOU A SHOULDER RUB. 50 00:01:56,237 --> 00:01:57,867 WHERE DOES IT HURT? 51 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,408 - HERE? - OW! 52 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:02,200 WELL, NOW IT DOES. 53 00:02:03,704 --> 00:02:06,014 OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS-- 54 00:02:06,006 --> 00:02:08,206 MY COUSIN DWYANE INVITED US OVER TO HIS HOUSE TOMORROW. 55 00:02:08,209 --> 00:02:10,089 HE'S A HUGE AUSTIN MOON FAN. 56 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:13,090 I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY NEED THE TIME TO REHEARSE MORE. 57 00:02:13,093 --> 00:02:15,393 COME ON! HE'S BEEN BEGGING ME FOREVER TO MEET YOU. 58 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,256 HE THINKS I'M THE COOLEST GUY EVER. 59 00:02:17,258 --> 00:02:18,848 CAN YOU BLAME HIM? 60 00:02:18,849 --> 00:02:21,309 OW. OW. 61 00:02:21,312 --> 00:02:23,312 WE SHOULD GO, AUSTIN. 62 00:02:23,314 --> 00:02:25,364 YOU NEED A BREAK, AND IT COULD BE FUN. 63 00:02:25,356 --> 00:02:27,646 OH, YEAH! HANGING OUT WITH A GUY 64 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:28,978 WHO THINKS DEZ IS COOL. 65 00:02:28,979 --> 00:02:31,529 SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST. 66 00:02:31,532 --> 00:02:33,902 OKAY, FINE, WE'LL GO FOR A LITTLE BIT. 67 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,244 I DO OWE YOU FOR HELPING ME SET UP THESE LIGHTS. 68 00:02:36,237 --> 00:02:37,407 AH, GREAT! HEY, I WANT TO MAKE SURE 69 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,408 THE SPOTLIGHT HITS YOU PERFECTLY. 70 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,740 I'M NOT SURE IF YOU SHOULD STAND HERE OR HERE. 71 00:02:43,374 --> 00:02:45,554 ( clatters loudly ) 72 00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:50,127 YEAH, I THINK I SHOULD STAND WAY OVER THERE. 73 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:52,790 ( clatters loudly ) 74 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:54,133 YOU KNOW WHAT-- 75 00:02:54,134 --> 00:02:55,224 WE DON'T NEED SPOTLIGHTS. 76 00:02:56,297 --> 00:02:59,927 ( theme music playing ) 77 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,470 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 78 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:04,143 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 79 00:03:04,144 --> 00:03:05,694 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 80 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,226 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 81 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,648 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 82 00:03:08,649 --> 00:03:10,359 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 83 00:03:10,361 --> 00:03:13,401 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 84 00:03:13,404 --> 00:03:16,284 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 85 00:03:16,277 --> 00:03:17,947 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 86 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,408 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 87 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:24,461 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 88 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:27,535 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 89 00:03:27,538 --> 00:03:30,708 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 90 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,711 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 91 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,724 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 92 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,757 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 93 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,970 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 94 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:46,313 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 95 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:57,236 WHOA! 96 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,697 YOUR COUSIN'S HOUSE IS NICE. 97 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:02,280 ( pop music playing ) 98 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,503 COOL, HIS DOORBELL PLAYS "HEARTBEAT"! 99 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:06,365 THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD. 100 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:07,957 I TOLD YOU, HE'S A BIG FAN. 101 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:13,290 WELCOME. I'M BOGUES, DWYANE'S ASSISTANT. 102 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:16,304 ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. 103 00:04:17,378 --> 00:04:19,008 SERIOUSLY, I JUST WAXED THE FLOORS. 104 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,799 THEY'RE VERY SLIPPERY. 105 00:04:23,934 --> 00:04:26,354 WHOA, THIS PLACE IS AWESOME. 106 00:04:26,347 --> 00:04:27,597 DWYANE IS IN THE GREAT ROOM. 107 00:04:27,598 --> 00:04:29,848 ARE YOU CHILDREN INTO VIDEO GAMES? 108 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:33,600 UH, DOES THE AVERAGE ICEBERG WEIGH 200,000 TONS? 109 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,395 IT DOES. 110 00:04:36,397 --> 00:04:37,817 HAD TO LOOK IT UP FOR GEOLOGY. 111 00:04:37,818 --> 00:04:38,818 ( groans softly ) 112 00:04:41,111 --> 00:04:43,571 DWYANE, YOUR GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED. 113 00:04:47,207 --> 00:04:49,787 AUSTIN, IT IS GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 114 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:50,830 I'M A BIG FAN. 115 00:04:50,831 --> 00:04:53,371 Austin, Trish, Ally: DWYANE WADE?! 116 00:04:53,374 --> 00:04:54,804 DWYANE WADE'S YOUR COUSIN? 117 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,415 TECHNICALLY, HE'S MY HALF-SECOND- COUSIN-IN-LAW, TWICE REMOVED, 118 00:04:57,418 --> 00:04:58,758 BUT, YEAH. 119 00:04:58,759 --> 00:04:59,969 DON'T YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE? 120 00:05:02,132 --> 00:05:03,472 NOT REALLY. 121 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:05,104 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 122 00:05:05,095 --> 00:05:07,185 DUH! DEZ WADE. 123 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:08,727 THEY USED TO CALL ME "D. WADE" WHEN I WAS A KID, 124 00:05:08,729 --> 00:05:10,389 BUT HE STOLE IT FROM ME. 125 00:05:10,391 --> 00:05:11,601 IT'S TRUE. 126 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,352 I'M FREAKING! 127 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:14,994 YOU'RE MY FAVORITE N.B.A. PLAYER. 128 00:05:14,985 --> 00:05:16,315 I NEVER MISS A HEAT GAME. 129 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,526 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU A BASKETBALL FAN? 130 00:05:18,529 --> 00:05:21,239 I'M NOT, BUT I'M A DWYANE WADE FAN. 131 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:22,531 HE'S SO CUTE. 132 00:05:22,533 --> 00:05:24,833 IT'S TRUE. 133 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,035 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 134 00:05:26,036 --> 00:05:28,206 AUSTIN MOON IS ACTUALLY AT MY HOUSE. 135 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:30,248 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A HUGE FAN I AM. 136 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:34,250 WELL, THE SHIRT AND THE DOORBELL GAVE US A DECENT IDEA. 137 00:05:34,254 --> 00:05:36,134 SAY "PANCAKE!" 138 00:05:36,126 --> 00:05:37,716 PANCAKE! 139 00:05:37,718 --> 00:05:40,298 ( exhales ) IT'S REALLY COOL TO CHILL WITH YOU. 140 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,880 I'M A REALLY BIG FAN TOO. 141 00:05:41,882 --> 00:05:44,562 LISTEN, IF YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING, BOGUES WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 142 00:05:44,555 --> 00:05:47,555 OH, I'LL DEFINITELY TAKE CARE OF THEM. 143 00:05:47,558 --> 00:05:49,558 ( muffled chuckles ) 144 00:05:51,812 --> 00:05:54,312 I'D FIRE THAT GUY, BUT I'M SCARED OF HIM. 145 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:56,815 LISTEN, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 146 00:05:56,817 --> 00:05:58,187 MI CASA ES SU CASA. 147 00:05:58,188 --> 00:06:00,818 OH, YOU'RE BILINGUAL TOO? 148 00:06:00,821 --> 00:06:03,111 ( speaks Spanish ) 149 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:06,123 YEAH, I ONLY KNOW THE "MI CASA" THING. 150 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,986 HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA PLAY "DISCO EXPLOSION"? 151 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:11,329 - YEAH! - "DISCO EXPLOSION"? 152 00:06:11,331 --> 00:06:13,331 THAT'S MY FAVORITE DANCE GAME. 153 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:16,343 OH, MAN, I LEFT MY RED DISCO BOOTS AT HOME. 154 00:06:16,336 --> 00:06:18,336 GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR MY ORANGE DISCO BOOTS. 155 00:06:18,338 --> 00:06:21,548 ( exhales deeply ) 156 00:06:21,552 --> 00:06:24,052 LET'S PICK OUR AVATARS. 157 00:06:24,054 --> 00:06:25,814 I GET TO BE AUSTIN. 158 00:06:25,806 --> 00:06:28,346 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE AN AUSTIN MOON AVATAR IN THIS GAME. 159 00:06:28,348 --> 00:06:30,268 OH, THEY DON'T. I MADE IT. 160 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:35,023 NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT. 161 00:06:35,015 --> 00:06:37,225 YOU GUYS READY? YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 162 00:06:37,227 --> 00:06:39,187 - ( disco music plays ) - OH, IT'S ON. 163 00:06:39,189 --> 00:06:40,979 OH, YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN. 164 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:45,743 DON'T YOU THINK DWYANE SEEMS MORE THAN JUST A BIG FAN? 165 00:06:45,736 --> 00:06:48,116 IT'S LIKE HE'S OBSESSED WITH AUSTIN. 166 00:06:48,118 --> 00:06:49,118 YOU'RE RIGHT-- 167 00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:51,409 DWYANE IS CUTE. 168 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:55,131 THAT'S NOT WHAT I-- FORGET IT. 169 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:56,915 THERE'S SOMETHING A LITTLE OFF HERE. 170 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,417 I'M GONNA HAVE A LOOK AROUND. 171 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,838 WELL, WHILE YOU'RE OFF SOLVING THE CASE OF THE PARANOID SONGWRITER, 172 00:07:01,842 --> 00:07:02,842 I'M GONNA CALL JACE. 173 00:07:02,843 --> 00:07:04,853 YOU REALLY MISS HIM, HUH? 174 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:07,465 NO, I'M GONNA BRAG THAT I'M AT DWYANE WADE'S HOUSE. 175 00:07:13,353 --> 00:07:14,863 Trish, I'm so excited you called. 176 00:07:14,855 --> 00:07:16,015 GUESS WHERE I'M-- 177 00:07:16,016 --> 00:07:17,436 But I gotta go. Bye. 178 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,227 ( exhales ) 179 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:22,019 HE JUST HUNG UP ON ME. 180 00:07:22,022 --> 00:07:23,862 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH US. 181 00:07:23,864 --> 00:07:25,074 THIS IS INSANE. 182 00:07:25,065 --> 00:07:27,275 I KNOW. WE WERE COOL LIKE A WEEK AGO. 183 00:07:27,277 --> 00:07:28,657 NO, LOOK AT THIS BOOK. 184 00:07:31,532 --> 00:07:33,332 "AUSTIN IN WONDERLAND"? 185 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:35,923 DWYANE CHANGED ALL THESE FAMOUS BOOKS TO MAKE THEM ABOUT AUSTIN. 186 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:37,166 ( sighs ) 187 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:39,747 "AUSTINBERRY FINN." 188 00:07:41,381 --> 00:07:44,291 "THE AUSTINBACK OF NOTRE DAME"? 189 00:07:44,294 --> 00:07:46,184 I DON'T THINK IT'S INSANE. 190 00:07:46,176 --> 00:07:48,426 IT'S CREATIVE. 191 00:07:48,428 --> 00:07:50,048 YOU'RE JUST BLINDED BY YOUR CRUSH. 192 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:52,050 I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH. 193 00:07:52,052 --> 00:07:54,222 MY HEART BELONGS TO WHAT'S-HIS-FACE. 194 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,444 JACE? 195 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:56,895 RIGHT, HIM. 196 00:07:56,897 --> 00:07:58,687 OKAY, LET'S GO LOOK AROUND. 197 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:02,521 ( music continues ) 198 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,284 ( music ends ) 199 00:08:05,275 --> 00:08:07,365 WHOO! I WIN AGAIN. 200 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:10,157 - I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PLAYING VIDEO GAMES... - ( Dez pants ) 201 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,240 ...WITH AUSTIN MOON. 202 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,241 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE PLAYED 37 GAMES 203 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,123 WITHOUT TAKING A BATHROOM BREAK. 204 00:08:15,115 --> 00:08:18,115 MR. D. WADE, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PHONE INTERVIEW. 205 00:08:18,118 --> 00:08:20,248 ( gasps ) I HAVE A PHONE INTERVIEW? 206 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,120 NO. THE FAMOUS D. WADE. 207 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:25,513 AW, MAN. I GOTTA GO. 208 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,255 WELL, IT WAS GREAT HANGING OUT, CUZ. 209 00:08:28,719 --> 00:08:31,839 I GUESS WE'LL JUST GRAB ALLY AND TRISH AND HEAD OUT. 210 00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:33,932 NO NO, YOU GUYS CAN'T LEAVE. 211 00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:35,734 I GOT A WHOLE NIGHT OF FUN PLANNED. 212 00:08:35,726 --> 00:08:37,096 LISTEN, WHILE YOU WAIT ON ME, 213 00:08:37,097 --> 00:08:38,847 BOGUES CAN MAKE YOUR FAVORITE SNACKS-- 214 00:08:38,849 --> 00:08:39,939 PANCAKES! 215 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:42,350 AH, WE DON'T WANNA IMPOSE. 216 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:45,322 I MEAN, AS MUCH AS I DO LOVE PANCAKES... 217 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:47,565 WITH MELTED BUTTER AND SWEET SWEET SYRUP-- 218 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:48,568 OKAY, WE'LL IMPOSE. 219 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:54,412 SO, REMIND ME AGAIN HOW YOU'RE RELATED TO DWYANE WADE. 220 00:08:54,414 --> 00:08:57,584 MY HALF-GRANDMOTHER'S SECOND SISTER MARRIED DWYANE'S HALF-BROTHER'S 221 00:08:57,578 --> 00:09:00,368 UNCLE'S THIRD COUSIN. IT CAN'T BE ANY SIMPLER. 222 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:03,290 Ally: GUYS... 223 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,263 DWYANE HAS CREEPY AUSTIN STUFF EVERYWHERE. 224 00:09:05,255 --> 00:09:07,215 CHECK OUT THIS TROPHY I FOUND IN THE HALLWAY. 225 00:09:07,217 --> 00:09:10,007 IT'S FOR BEING THE NUMBER-ONE AUSTIN MOON FAN. 226 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:12,380 HUH, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY GAVE THOSE OUT. 227 00:09:12,382 --> 00:09:14,682 THEY DON'T. HE MADE IT HIMSELF. 228 00:09:16,977 --> 00:09:18,557 THERE'S NOTHING CREEPY ABOUT THAT. 229 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:21,230 HERE YOU ARE-- 230 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:25,321 A STACK OF AUSTIN MOON PANCAKES. 231 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,645 WHOA! 232 00:09:26,647 --> 00:09:28,237 IS THAT MY FACE ON THOSE? 233 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,992 OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE CREEPY. 234 00:09:33,994 --> 00:09:36,414 HEY, LOOK, I'M AUSTIN. 235 00:09:36,406 --> 00:09:39,786 ♪ CAN YOU EAT IT WITH SYRUP-UP-UP? ♪ 236 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,549 HERE IS YOUR FORK. 237 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:51,710 ( Ally shrieks ) 238 00:09:51,712 --> 00:09:54,172 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A KNIFE. 239 00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:56,595 SO YOU CAN CUT THE PANCAKES. 240 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,216 MAKES IT EASIER TO SHARE. 241 00:10:01,431 --> 00:10:04,651 COME ON, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW OBSESSED DWYANE IS. 242 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,318 LOOK, DWYANE CHANGED ALL THESE BOOK TITLES, 243 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,990 AND PUT YOUR NAME IN THEM. 244 00:10:11,992 --> 00:10:13,152 REALLY? 245 00:10:13,153 --> 00:10:15,163 YEAH, SEE? 246 00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:17,945 "DR. JEKYLL AND MR. AUSTIN." 247 00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:20,408 "AUSTIN AND JULIET." 248 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:23,200 OH, A "CAN YOU FIND AUSTIN?" BOOK! 249 00:10:23,203 --> 00:10:24,753 THERE HE IS. 250 00:10:24,745 --> 00:10:25,745 THERE HE IS. 251 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,707 THERE... 252 00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:31,009 - THERE HE IS. - ( sighs ) THIS IS WEIRD. 253 00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:33,381 I MEAN, WHO WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO-- 254 00:10:34,514 --> 00:10:36,314 ( girls gasp ) 255 00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:37,426 WHOA! 256 00:10:38,719 --> 00:10:41,719 HE HAS A WHOLE SECRET SHRINE TO YOU, AUSTIN. 257 00:10:41,722 --> 00:10:44,432 UH, LOOK, THERE'S PHOTOS AND BOBBLEHEADS, 258 00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:46,194 EVEN AN AUSTIN MOON CUCKOO CLOCK. 259 00:10:46,186 --> 00:10:49,226 I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU HE'S OBSESSED. 260 00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:50,529 - HUH. - OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU NOW. 261 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:51,530 YEAH. 262 00:10:51,531 --> 00:10:52,821 THIS WHOLE THING IS A LITTLE... 263 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:54,833 ( Austin's voice ) Cuckoo, cuckoo. 264 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,157 YEAH, WHAT HE SAID. 265 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,995 WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 266 00:11:06,997 --> 00:11:08,417 IT'S COOL DWYANE'S SUCH A BIG FAN, 267 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,248 BUT THE LONGER WE STAY HERE... 268 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,050 THE CRAZIER IT GETS. 269 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:15,063 DEZ, HE'S YOUR COUSIN. 270 00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:16,795 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM WE'RE TIRED OF HANGING OUT? 271 00:11:16,797 --> 00:11:19,177 ( sighs ) 'CAUSE THEN HE'LL GET UPSET AND TELL MY MOM. 272 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,179 ( grunts ) DWYANE IS A HUGE TATTLETALE. 273 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:24,063 LET'S JUST SNEAK OUT. 274 00:11:24,064 --> 00:11:25,274 OH. 275 00:11:34,574 --> 00:11:36,204 I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR. IT'S JAMMED. 276 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,406 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 277 00:11:37,407 --> 00:11:40,867 ( kids scream ) 278 00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:43,201 ( chuckles nervously ) WE'RE, UH, HEADED HOME. 279 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,203 IT'S GETTING LATE. 280 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,634 OH, I DON'T THINK SO. 281 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,875 NOBODY LEAVES CASA D. WADE... 282 00:11:47,878 --> 00:11:49,088 EVER. 283 00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:52,421 ( chuckles ) 284 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:54,132 FOLLOW MY LEAD. 285 00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:56,894 HEY, BOGUES. ( chuckles ) 286 00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:59,887 WHY DON'T WE PLAY A QUICK GAME OF HIDE-AND-SEEK, 287 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,890 WHILE WE WAIT FOR DWYANE TO GET BACK? 288 00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:05,153 YOU'RE "IT." CLOSE YOUR EYES 289 00:12:05,145 --> 00:12:06,395 AND WE'LL ALL HIDE. 290 00:12:06,396 --> 00:12:08,396 AW, WHY DOES HE GET TO BE "IT"? 291 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,350 WHAT? 292 00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:13,851 OHH... 293 00:12:13,854 --> 00:12:15,074 WAIT, WHAT? 294 00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:20,278 BOGUES. ( chuckles ) 295 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,360 COUNT TO 50, AND WE'LL ALL GO HIDE. 296 00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:25,583 ( sighs ) OKAY. 297 00:12:25,575 --> 00:12:29,575 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, 298 00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:32,999 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, 299 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,803 EIGHT, NINE, TEN, 300 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,336 ELEVEN, TWELVE, THIRTEEN, 301 00:12:38,338 --> 00:12:40,298 FOURTEEN, FIFTEEN, 302 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,470 SIXTEEN, SEVENTEEN... 303 00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:49,267 OKAY, YOU GUYS HIDE BEHIND THE COUNTER, 304 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,229 AND I'M GONNA HIDE IN THE PIANO. 305 00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:55,404 IS ANYONE GONNA TELL HIM 306 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:57,315 WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK? 307 00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:58,277 NOT JUST YET. 308 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,200 ( metal clanging ) 309 00:13:05,365 --> 00:13:07,995 Dez: OW! OH! OW. 310 00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:09,828 OKAY, NOW WE CAN TELL HIM. 311 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:15,302 WE ONLY SAID WE WERE PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK TO GET AWAY FROM DWYANE. 312 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,545 OH. 313 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,796 WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK. 314 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,797 HEY, CUZ! 315 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,378 HEY, GUYS. 316 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,800 ( all scream ) 317 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,381 HEY, YOU LEFT BEFORE I COULD SHOW YOU MY SONG. 318 00:13:24,384 --> 00:13:26,434 - YOUR SONG? - YEAH. 319 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:29,186 I WAS HOPING ME AND AUSTIN COULD PERFORM IT AT HIS NEXT GIG. 320 00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:32,309 YOU SEE, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A ROCK STAR. 321 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,272 I WANNA BE AUSTIN MOON. 322 00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:36,364 BAM! 323 00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:39,196 LOOK, IT'S COOL YOU WANNA BE ME, DWYANE. 324 00:13:39,199 --> 00:13:41,199 I MEAN, I WANNA BE YOU, 325 00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:42,571 BUT I'M NOT ASKING THE HEAT TO PUT ME IN 326 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,782 THE STARTING LINEUP NEXT WEEKEND. 327 00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:46,544 UNLESS YOU COULD MAKE THAT HAPPEN! CAN YOU? 328 00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:47,946 MMM... 329 00:13:47,948 --> 00:13:50,248 NOPE. 330 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,580 UH, LOOK, DWYANE, WE APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST, 331 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,002 BUT THERE'S NO WAY-- 332 00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:57,344 WE CAN GIVE YOU AN ANSWER UNTIL WE DISCUSS IT FIRST. 333 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,337 - GUYS? - ( Ally chuckles nervously ) 334 00:14:02,422 --> 00:14:04,302 LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN PERFORM WITH ME. 335 00:14:04,304 --> 00:14:06,894 THIS CONCERT'S TOO BIG. I'M STREAMING IT LIVE AROUND THE WORLD. 336 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,467 THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF HIM. 337 00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:12,848 OKAY, FIRST, NOT ALL OF US WANNA GET RID OF HIM. 338 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,432 AND SECOND, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 339 00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,244 DWYANE GETS OBSESSED WITH THINGS, 340 00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:18,646 BUT ONCE HE DOES THEM, HE MOVES ON. 341 00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:20,818 AH, WHEN WE WERE KIDS, HE WANTED TO BE A FIREMAN, 342 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,820 THEN HE WANTED TO BE AN ASTRONAUT, THEN A CHEF, 343 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:24,532 THEN A BALLERINA. 344 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:27,204 MAN, HE DID NOT LOOK GOOD IN A TUTU. 345 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:31,197 SO, IF I SING HIS SONG AND LET HIM PERFORM, 346 00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,701 HE'LL STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH ME? 347 00:14:32,702 --> 00:14:33,702 YEP. 348 00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:37,205 DWYANE, YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL. 349 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:39,257 YES! 350 00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:41,669 WAIT, SHOULDN'T YOU AT LEAST HEAR THE SONG 351 00:14:41,671 --> 00:14:44,671 BEFORE YOU COMMIT TO PERFORMING IT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD? 352 00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:46,314 HOW BAD COULD IT BE? 353 00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:48,676 - ( plays slow tune ) - ♪ HEY, GIRL ♪ 354 00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:50,848 ♪ YOU'RE MY GIRL ♪ 355 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,140 ♪ YOU'RE THE FLYEST GIRL ♪ 356 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,283 ♪ OUT OF EVERY GIRL ♪ 357 00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,225 ♪ AND GIRL ♪ 358 00:14:57,227 --> 00:15:01,017 ( high-pitched ) ♪ YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL ♪ 359 00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:03,901 ( normal voice ) ♪ I LOVE YOU, GIRL ♪ 360 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,293 ( high-pitched ) ♪ GIRL ♪ 361 00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:08,155 ♪ GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL ♪ 362 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,158 ♪ GIRL GIRL. ♪ 363 00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:12,741 ( all chuckle nervously ) 364 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:18,214 DID HE REALLY JUST RHYME "GIRL" WITH "GIRL" EIGHT TIMES? 365 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,088 I THINK IT WAS 12. 366 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,929 LET'S JUST TELL DWYANE THE TRUTH. 367 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,890 HIS SONG IS TERRIBLE AND THERE'S NO WAY AUSTIN CAN SING IT. 368 00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:35,403 WHY BEAT AROUND THE BUSH? 369 00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:37,395 PERFECT. SO YOU'RE GONNA TELL HIM? 370 00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:39,397 HO-HO, NO. 371 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:41,689 I'LL BE HIDING BEHIND THE BUSH. 372 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,481 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT. 373 00:15:44,484 --> 00:15:46,414 JUST SING THE SONG AND GET IT OVER WITH. 374 00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,276 YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE STREAMING YOUR SHOW 375 00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:49,988 FOR ALL OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL FANS 376 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,530 AND EMBARRASSING YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD. 377 00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:54,662 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. 378 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,165 WELL, IF WE CAN'T TELL HIM THE TRUTH 379 00:15:58,168 --> 00:15:59,748 AND WE CAN'T SING THE SONG, 380 00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:01,959 THEN WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE? 381 00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:05,223 I GUESS WE CAN TRY AND FIX THE SONG. 382 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,925 WHY DON'T WE INVITE DWYANE TO AN EMERGENCY SONGWRITING SESSION? 383 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:12,138 GREAT IDEA! YOU CAN TEACH HIM HOW TO BE A BETTER SONGWRITER. 384 00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:14,092 ( both, high-pitched ) WHAT UP?! 385 00:16:14,094 --> 00:16:16,064 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 386 00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:18,266 YOU KNOW THAT NEW SONG WE JUST FINISHED? 387 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,188 WE'LL TRICK DWYANE INTO THINKING HE WROTE IT. 388 00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:23,271 I STILL THINK WE CAN USE DWYANE'S SONG. 389 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,113 IF YOU JUST CHANGE THE WORD "GIRL" TO "TRISH"... 390 00:16:26,106 --> 00:16:27,486 IT'S NOT SO BAD. 391 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,447 ♪ HEY, TRISH ♪ 392 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:31,069 ♪ YOU ARE MY TRISH ♪ 393 00:16:31,071 --> 00:16:33,321 ♪ YOU'RE THE FLYEST TRISH ♪ 394 00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:35,503 ( high-pitched ) ♪ TRISH TRISH TRISH TRISH ♪ 395 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,325 ♪ TRISH TRISH TRISH TRISH TRI-- ♪ 396 00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:48,295 SO, DWYANE, WE LOVE YOUR SONG 397 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,798 AND CAN'T WAIT FOR AUSTIN TO PERFORM IT. 398 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:52,589 WE JUST HAVE A FEW MINOR SUGGESTIONS. 399 00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:55,012 LESS THAN MINOR. MORE LIKE MINI SUGGESTIONS. 400 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,104 EEE. ( chuckles ) 401 00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:58,016 COOL. I'M DOWN. 402 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,767 ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU PLAY US 403 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,189 WHAT YOU HAVE NOW? 404 00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:03,731 AND WE'LL STOP YOU IF WE HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR IMPROVEMENTS. 405 00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:04,903 ( plays low note ) 406 00:17:04,904 --> 00:17:06,704 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA STOP YOU. 407 00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:08,406 SO, IT'S A GREAT START, 408 00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:11,448 BUT WHAT IF INSTEAD OF PLAYING ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE, 409 00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:14,651 YOU PLAYED A LITTLE MORE OVER HERE? 410 00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:17,754 - ( plays slightly higher note ) - NO. ( chuckles ) 411 00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,957 - ( plays higher notes ) - NO. NO. 412 00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:21,659 UM, JUST RIGHT HERE. 413 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:22,661 ( plays high note ) 414 00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,162 PERFECT. 415 00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:27,045 ( plays fast-tempo melody ) 416 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,426 OKAY, GONNA STOP YOU AGAIN. 417 00:17:29,429 --> 00:17:30,879 WHAT IF INSTEAD OF THIS... 418 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,220 ( plays fast-tempo melody ) 419 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:35,012 ...WE TRY THIS. 420 00:17:35,014 --> 00:17:37,774 ( plays mid-tempo melody ) 421 00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:46,565 WHOA. 422 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,106 THAT'S AWESOME. 423 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,318 DWYANE, YOU'RE A NATURAL. 424 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,530 LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST DID. 425 00:17:52,532 --> 00:17:56,462 I KNEW I HAD IT IN ME. 426 00:17:56,456 --> 00:17:58,366 DO YOU THINK MY LYRICS WILL WORK WITH THIS? 427 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,408 MAYBE THEY DON'T HAVE TO. 428 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,000 EXCUSE ME. 429 00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:06,091 SO, WHEN YOU WROTE "GIRL, YOU ARE MY GIRL," 430 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,665 WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO EXPRESS? 431 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:11,377 I THINK I WAS TRYING TO SAY TO A GIRL... 432 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,921 THAT'S SHE'S MY GIRL. 433 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,385 INTERESTING. 434 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,347 SEE, WHEN WE FIRST HEARD "GIRL," 435 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,350 WE THOUGHT IT WAS A METAPHOR FOR A PRIZE, 436 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,432 AS SOMETHING YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO WIN. 437 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,364 OH, YEAH. 438 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,356 THAT TOO. 439 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,147 SO, IN THAT CASE, 440 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,149 WHY DON'T WE TRY THIS? 441 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:34,231 - ( playing mid-tempo tune ) - ♪ GONNA BE FIRST TO THE FINISH LINE ♪ 442 00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:36,504 ♪ NEVER GIVING UP TILL WE'RE OUT OF TIME ♪ 443 00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:38,696 ♪ AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT THERE, NO DOUBT ♪ 444 00:18:38,698 --> 00:18:40,498 ♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT ♪ 445 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,660 ♪ I'M ABOUT. ♪ 446 00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:45,462 MAN! 447 00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:48,875 I'M A BETTER SONGWRITER THAN I THOUGHT. 448 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,008 IT'S AMAZING WHAT A FEW MINOR CHANGES CAN DO. 449 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,010 ( chuckles nervously ) 450 00:18:59,559 --> 00:19:01,179 ALLY, I CAN'T WATCH YOU PACE ANYMORE. 451 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,431 MY NECK IS CRAMPING. 452 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,972 I CAN'T HELP IT. 453 00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:05,573 AUSTIN MOON FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD 454 00:19:05,565 --> 00:19:06,975 ARE GONNA BE SEEING THIS PERFORMANCE, 455 00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:08,646 AND I DON'T KNOW IF DWYANE CAN PULL IT OFF. 456 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,068 YOU CHILDREN HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 457 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:13,190 I HELPED DWYANE WITH HIS CHOREOGRAPHY. 458 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,368 GREAT. 459 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,200 NOW I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL. 460 00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:28,625 ( cheers, applause ) 461 00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:32,921 HEY, EVERYBODY. 462 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,212 I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT-OUT 463 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,104 TO MY FANS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. 464 00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,055 ( cheering ) 465 00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:39,637 AS A SPECIAL TREAT, 466 00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:42,799 THIS FIRST SONG IS WRITTEN BY N.B.A. SUPERSTAR, 467 00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:44,102 DWYANE WADE. 468 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:51,305 - ( pop music playing ) - ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 469 00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:53,311 ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 470 00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:57,494 ♪ I'M GONNA BE FIRST TO THE FINISH LINE ♪ 471 00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,077 ♪ NEVER GIVING UP TILL WE'RE OUT OF TIME ♪ 472 00:20:00,079 --> 00:20:02,619 ♪ AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT THERE, NO DOUBT ♪ 473 00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:05,032 ♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT, I'M ABOUT ♪ 474 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:07,634 ♪ NOT GONNA BREAK TILL THE MUSIC STOPS ♪ 475 00:20:07,627 --> 00:20:10,037 ♪ KEEP ON CLIMBING TILL WE HIT THE TOP ♪ 476 00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:12,419 ♪ IF YOU GOT A DREAM, GOTTA LET IT OUT ♪ 477 00:20:12,422 --> 00:20:15,432 ♪ SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU'RE ALL ABOUT, ALL ABOUT ♪ 478 00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:18,335 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 479 00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:20,338 ♪ I GOT A FEELING THAT TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT ♪ 480 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,680 ♪ YEAH, NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 481 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:25,402 ♪ I GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S OUR TIME ♪ 482 00:20:25,395 --> 00:20:28,015 ♪ LET'S TAKE THIS OUT TO THE STREETS ♪ 483 00:20:28,017 --> 00:20:30,517 ♪ EVERYONE'S FOLLOWING ME ♪ 484 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,020 ♪ WE'LL THROW OUR HANDS IN THE SKY ♪ 485 00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:35,862 ♪ WE'RE CELEBRATING OUR LIVES ♪ 486 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:38,065 ♪ COME ON, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT ♪ 487 00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:40,317 ♪ THIS MAY BE ALL THAT WE GOT ♪ 488 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,280 ♪ RIGHT HERE THE MOMENT IS NOW ♪ 489 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:45,162 ♪ LET'S SHOW 'EM WHAT WE'RE ABOUT ♪ 490 00:20:45,164 --> 00:20:47,174 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 491 00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:52,249 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 492 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,871 ♪ YEAH-AH! ♪ 493 00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:57,514 ( cheers and applause ) 494 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,152 THAT WAS AWESOME. YOU KILLED IT OUT THERE. 495 00:21:06,145 --> 00:21:07,475 AUSTIN, YOU WERE OKAY TOO. 496 00:21:07,477 --> 00:21:09,187 ( both chuckle ) 497 00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:10,598 YEAH, YOU WERE GREAT, DWYANE. 498 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,770 THANKS. 499 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,941 BUT YOU STILL OWE ME. 500 00:21:13,983 --> 00:21:15,453 I KNOW I DIDN'T WRITE THAT SONG. 501 00:21:15,445 --> 00:21:16,445 YOU AND ALLY TRICKED ME. 502 00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:19,527 ( exhales ) OH, NO, YOU'RE NEVER 503 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,029 GONNA LEAVE US ALONE NOW, ARE YOU? 504 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,400 IT'S ALL GOOD. 505 00:21:22,402 --> 00:21:24,572 BECAUSE OF YOU, I GOT TO BE A ROCK STAR. 506 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,714 THANKS, MAN. 507 00:21:25,705 --> 00:21:27,035 YOU'RE WELCOME. 508 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,576 ( both, high-pitched ) WHAT UP?! 509 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,329 YOU KNOW THE AUSTIN AND DEZ HANDSHAKE? 510 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,792 IT'S MINE. DEZ STOLE IT FROM ME. 511 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,804 IT'S TRUE. 512 00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:39,918 ( both, high-pitched ) WHAT UP?! 513 00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:41,339 SEE YOU AT THANKSGIVING, CUZ? 514 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,631 DON'T BE LATE. 515 00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:44,802 HE MAKES A MEAN BROCCOLI CASSEROLE. 516 00:21:56,776 --> 00:21:58,146 WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THAT STUFF? 517 00:21:58,147 --> 00:21:59,397 ISN'T THAT FROM DWYANE'S HOUSE? 518 00:21:59,399 --> 00:22:01,239 YEAH, I FOUND IT IN HIS TRASH. 519 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,200 APPARENTLY, HE'S OVER YOU. 520 00:22:04,784 --> 00:22:07,004 I TOLD YOU LETTING HIM PERFORM WOULD WORK. 521 00:22:06,996 --> 00:22:09,406 HE THREW OUT EVERYTHING? 522 00:22:09,409 --> 00:22:11,209 ( sighs ) EVEN THE CUCKOO CLOCK? 523 00:22:12,712 --> 00:22:13,792 ( Austin's voice ) Cuckoo... 524 00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,803 ( distorted ) Cuckoo, cuckoo... 525 00:22:18,548 --> 00:22:20,878 I GUESS I'M BACK TO BEING YOUR NUMBER-ONE FAN. 526 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,300 THIS WILL FIT PERFECTLY IN MY SECRET AUSTIN MOON SHRINE. 527 00:22:25,264 --> 00:22:27,274 THAT I DON'T HAVE. 528 00:22:31,891 --> 00:22:35,021 OH, HEY, TRISH, JACE GOT YOU A PRESENT. 529 00:22:35,024 --> 00:22:37,074 A CHAIR? 530 00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:39,396 ( sighs ) SO ROMANTIC. 531 00:22:42,902 --> 00:22:44,692 HEY, JACE. GOT YOUR GIFT. 532 00:22:44,694 --> 00:22:47,704 NOTHING SAYS "SORRY FOR BLOWING YOU OFF" LIKE A CHAIR. 533 00:22:47,697 --> 00:22:49,327 Trish, let me explain. 534 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,288 YOU THINK I WANT SOME STUPID CHAIR? 535 00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:52,410 THIS IS THE MOST... 536 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,042 ( chair vibrating ) 537 00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:57,303 ...AMAZING GIFT I'VE EVER GOTTEN! 538 00:22:57,296 --> 00:22:58,496 WHOA! 539 00:22:58,498 --> 00:23:00,878 SO IT'S A MASSAGE CHAIR WITH A TV, 540 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,630 AND A COOLER?! 541 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,762 WHOA. ( gasps ) 542 00:23:04,764 --> 00:23:07,224 Yeah, I wasn't blowing you off; 543 00:23:07,216 --> 00:23:10,006 I was working extra hours, so I could buy it for you. 544 00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:11,599 It'll make up for not always being there 545 00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:13,931 for shoulder rubs, movies and milkshakes. 546 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,183 AWW. 547 00:23:15,184 --> 00:23:17,194 THANK YOU, JACE. 548 00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:19,356 THIS IS SO SWEET. 549 00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:21,188 I'M SORRY FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU. 550 00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:23,570 Well, that's okay. Even though we're apart, 551 00:23:23,573 --> 00:23:25,993 we can always share these special moments together. 552 00:23:25,985 --> 00:23:27,485 I know in my heart that what we have-- 553 00:23:27,487 --> 00:23:29,487 SHH! I'M TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE HERE. 39034

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