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OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
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YOU TAKE THE PART
THAT ISN'T A TRIANGLE
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AND HIT THE PART
THAT IS A TRIANGLE.
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GOT IT?
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Both: SHH.
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EXCUSE ME.
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( "Crime & Judgment"
theme music playing )
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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WAS MY WORKING
AT MY JOB
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GETTING IN THE WAY
OF YOUR TV SHOW?
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YEAH. THAT'S WHY
I TOLD YOU TO "SHH."
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WE'RE WATCHING
EVERY EPISODE
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OF "CRIME AND JUDGMENT."
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THEY JUST PUT OUT
A COLLECTOR'S EDITION
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OF ALL 182 EPISODES.
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IT ALSO CAME IN THIS COOL
CRIME SOLVING BRIEFCASE.
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JUST LIKE THE ONE
DETECTIVE MITCHELL
USES ON THE SHOW.
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ALSO MAKES A GREAT
PICNIC BASKET.
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( beeps )
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YOO-HOO,
TEAM AUSTIN AND ALLY!
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REMEMBER ME?
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HOW COULD WE
FORGET YOU, VAL?
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YOU'RE THE WHACKO
PRODUCER
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WHO TRIED TO TRICK ALLY
INTO A FIVE YEAR CONTRACT.
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OH, SO YOU DO REMEMBER.
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LISTEN,
I NEED YOUR HELP.
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MY GROUP,
THE STRAY KITTIES,
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ARE ONE BIG HIT AWAY
FROM HAVING...
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WELL, ONE BIG HIT.
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AND ALLY,
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I WANT YOU AND AUSTIN
TO WRITE THE SONG
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THAT'S GONNA
PUT THEM ON THE MAP.
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WE'D LOVE TO, BUT--
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OH, GREAT!
NOW LET'S TALK MONEY.
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- OH, YOU DIDN'T
LET ME FINISH--
- ALLY, DON'T BE RUDE.
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THE LADY'S TALKING MONEY.
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GUYS, WE'RE NOT GONNA
WRITE HER A SONG.
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SORRY, VAL. WE'RE JUST
TOO BUSY RIGHT NOW.
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YEAH. BETWEEN WORKING
ON OUR OWN MUSIC
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AND NOT REALLY
TRUSTING YOU WHATSOEVER.
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IT'S JUST NOT
GONNA HAPPEN.
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OKAY.
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WELL.
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IT WAS
WORTH A SHOT.
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I WISH YOU ALL
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THE LUCK IN THE WORLD.
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ISN'T THAT COFFEE HOT?
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OH, IT'S SCORCHING.
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BYE-BYE NOW.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE ♪
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♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪
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♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪
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( piano playing )
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THIS SONG ROCKS.
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I'M READY TO PUT IT OUT
AS MY NEW SINGLE.
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SHOULDN'T YOUR NEW SINGLE
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HAVE... LYRICS?
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I KNEW IT WAS
MISSING SOMETHING.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SHOT
AT WRITING THE LYRICS?
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ALLY, LAST TIME I TRIED
TO WRITE BY MYSELF,
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IT WAS A DISASTER.
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SO YOU STRUCK OUT ONCE.
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YOU GOT TO PICK
YOUR RACKET BACK UP
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AND HIT THAT PUCK
RIGHT THROUGH THAT HOOP.
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YOU SHOULD REALLY
AVOID SPORTS ANALOGIES.
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BUT MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I SHOULD GIVE THIS
ANOTHER SHOT.
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I WAS HOPING
YOU'D SAY THAT.
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HERE.
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I GOT YOU YOUR
VERY OWN SONG BOOK.
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AW, THANKS, ALLY.
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AND LOOK,
IT EVEN HAS--
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DON'T TOUCH MY BOOK.
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( chuckles )
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I CAN DO THIS.
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I KNOW YOU CAN.
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JUST THINK ABOUT
YOUR FAVORITE THINGS.
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PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT.
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WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW.
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WELL, THAT RULES OUT
GEOGRAPHY.
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'CAUSE I JUST
BOMBED MY TEST.
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DID YOU KNOW THERE'S
A WEST VIRGINIA?
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YES.
YES I DID.
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( "Crime & Judgment"
theme music playing )
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182 EPISODES.
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DONE.
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TOTALLY WORTH NOT SLEEPING
FOR FOUR STRAIGHT DAYS.
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LET'S WATCH
THE WHOLE SERIES AGAIN!
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- YES! "CRIME AND JUDGMENT"
MARATHON, ROUND TWO.
- WHOO!
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NO.
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IT WOULD BE A CRIME
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FOR YOU TO SIT HERE
WATCHING TV
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FOR ANOTHER FOUR DAYS.
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THAT IS MY JUDGMENT.
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WHOO!
I DID IT, GUYS.
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I WROTE ALL
THE LYRICS TO A SONG
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BY MYSELF.
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I KNEW
YOU COULD DO IT.
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YOU WROTE A SONG
BY YOURSELF?
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( blows )
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LET ME JUST
SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE.
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IT'S NOT VERY GOOD.
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TRISH, YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN HEARD IT YET.
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YEAH. I THINK
I'VE GOT A HIT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I WAS SO CAUGHT UP
IN THIS SHOW
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I MISSED YOU
WRITING A SONG.
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WHAT ELSE
DID I MISS?
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IS THERE
A NEW PRESIDENT?
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WAS THERE
A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?
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I'VE GOT TO
CALL MY GRANDMA.
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DEZ, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT'S TOO LATE
TO SAVE HER FROM ZOMBIES.
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THAT MOTORIZED SCOOTER ONLY
GOES LIKE TWO MILES AN HOUR.
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( groans )
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♪ BREAKING DOWN ♪
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♪ SO YOU CAN'T HIDE IT ♪
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♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA
STEAL YOUR HEART. ♪
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( cheering )
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WOW. YOUR SONG'S
ALL OVER THE RADIO.
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THIS IS SO EXCITING.
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- THANKS.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S
CUT TO THE CHASE.
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THIS SONG'S OBVIOUSLY
ABOUT A GIRL.
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"YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY"?
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"ANGEL SMILE"?
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WHO IS SHE?
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NO ONE. IT'S
NOT ABOUT ANYONE.
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OH, COME ON.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT SOMEONE
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WHO'S SAY...
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WEARING A STRIPED SHIRT
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AND PICKING SOMETHING
OUT OF HER HAIR?
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HOW'D I GET
A CANDY CORN IN HERE?
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IT'S NOT EVEN IN SEASON.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT ALLY.
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I TOLD YOU,
IT'S NOT ABOUT ANYONE.
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I JUST WROTE THE LYRICS
THAT SOUNDED COOL TO ME.
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I WRITE LOVE SONGS
ALL THE TIME
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THAT AREN'T
ABOUT ANYONE.
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- SEE?
- I DON'T KNOW WHY
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YOU'RE BEING SO
SECRETIVE, AUSTIN.
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THESE ARE THE KINDS OF THINGS
YOUR FANS WANT TO KNOW ABOUT.
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MY FANS LOVE MY MUSIC,
NOT THE GOSSIP.
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I GUARANTEE
THEY DON'T CARE
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WHO THE SONG'S ABOUT.
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OKAY, SO MAYBE
THEY DO CARE.
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YOUR FANS AREN'T
GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE
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UNTIL YOU SAY
WHO IT'S ABOUT.
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IT'S ALL OVER
THE INTERNET.
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AND THESE MAGAZINES.
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I MEAN, I GET
"TEEN SCOOP"
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AND "MIAMI MUSIC,"
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BUT "FANCY CAT"?
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WELL, HE DOES HAVE
A FELINE QUALITY.
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SORT OF AN
AMERICAN LONGHAIR.
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DEZ, I'M NOT AN
AMERICAN LONGHAIR.
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WELL, YOU'RE NO
RUSSIAN BLUE.
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THIS IS EVERY GIRL
YOU'VE EVER BEEN SEEN WITH.
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INCLUDING ME.
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AND SERIOUSLY,
THEY COULDN'T FIND
A BETTER PICTURE?
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LOOK, AUSTIN.
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IF THE SONG'S
NOT ABOUT ALLY,
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THEN WHO'S IT ABOUT?
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WE KNOW IT'S
ABOUT SOMEBODY.
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JUST GIVE US A NAME.
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WHAT'S HER NAME?!
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( sighs )
FINE.
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DO YOU WANT A NAME?
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IT'S...
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GUITARLA...
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DRUMLY.
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GUITARLA DRUMLY.
WE'RE DATING.
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OH, GUITARLA DRUMLY.
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HOW EXOTIC.
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DEZ, HE'S NOT ACTUALLY
DATING GUITARLA DRUMLY.
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OH.
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THEN CAN I
HAVE HER NUMBER?
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I LIKE EXOTIC GIRLS.
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I STILL THINK THE SONG'S
ABOUT YOU, ALLY.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT ME.
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WE AGREED TO JUST BE FRIENDS
A LONG TIME AGO.
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( gasps )
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YOU JUST SHIFTED
YOUR EYES TO THE LEFT.
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A SURE SIGN YOU'RE
HIDING SOMETHING.
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NOW SHE BLINKED!
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A DEFINITE SIGN
SHE'S HIDING SOMETHING.
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YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
WATCHING WAY TOO MUCH
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"CRIME & JUDGMENT."
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NOW SHE'S
ROLLING HER EYES.
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NOW SHE'S
SHAKING HER HEAD.
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NOW SHE'S
TURNING AWAY.
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NOW SHE'S
WALKING AWAY.
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NOW SHE'S LEAVING.
( groans )
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I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW
IF THE SONG'S ABOUT HER.
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( yelps )
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IT'S NOT ABOUT HER.
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IT'S ABOUT ME.
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BROOKE. WE DIDN'T
SEE YOU COME IN.
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I WANT TO PUT
THE RUMORS TO REST.
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AUSTIN'S CLEARLY
STILL HUNG UP ON
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OUR EPIC ON-AGAIN
OFF-AGAIN ROMANCE.
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MORE LIKE OFF-AGAIN,
NEVER-AGAIN.
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YOU GUYS WENT
ON TWO DATES.
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37.
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IF YOU COUNT
THE ONES IN MY DREAMS.
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LOOK. I MADE
A PAGE IN MY SCRAPBOOK
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FOR EVERY DATE.
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WOW.
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YOU TWO ARE MORE
SERIOUS THAN I THOUGHT.
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THERE'S NO WAY
IT'S ABOUT HER.
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TRUST ME, WHEN
THEY STOPPED DATING
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AUSTIN WAS SO
RELIEVED WHEN SHE--
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DISAPPEARED.
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MAN, SHE'S
LIKE A NINJA.
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I WOULDN'T RULE
BROOKE OUT JUST YET.
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I SAW THEM TOGETHER
A FEW WEEKS AGO.
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I WAS FROSTING
A CAKE AT SCHOOL
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WHEN I OVERHEARD
THEM TALKING.
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THANKS A LOT, AUSTIN.
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I'LL NEVER
FORGET THIS.
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( giggles )
239
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,632
WELL, THAT SOUNDS
SUSPICIOUS.
240
00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,955
ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT
IT WAS ABOUT ALLY.
241
00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,127
BUT THAT MAKES IT
SOUND LIKE BROOKE.
242
00:09:19,129 --> 00:09:20,689
NOT SO FAST.
243
00:09:20,691 --> 00:09:23,091
I ALSO SAW SOMETHING
SUSPICIOUS AT THE MALL.
244
00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:25,773
I WAS FROSTING A CAKE AT
"EVERYTHING'S BEACHY" WHEN--
245
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,966
Trish: WAIT A MINUTE.
246
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,799
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
FROSTING CAKES?
247
00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:32,041
OH. I GOT AN
ONLINE COUPON
248
00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:33,772
FOR A CAKE
DECORATING CLASS.
249
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,714
ANYWAY...
250
00:09:35,706 --> 00:09:37,046
I'M REALLY GLAD
WE'RE DOING THIS.
251
00:09:37,047 --> 00:09:38,707
ME TOO. THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING
252
00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:39,849
IS THAT NOBODY
FINDS OUT.
253
00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:41,250
IT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING.
254
00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:43,951
YEAH. FOR NOW, IT'LL
JUST BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
255
00:09:43,954 --> 00:09:45,964
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
A REALLY SWEET GUY.
256
00:09:45,956 --> 00:09:47,256
I KNOW.
257
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,095
SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE
HIDING THE FACT
258
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,666
THAT THEY'RE
BACK TOGETHER.
259
00:09:57,668 --> 00:10:00,028
THAT MAKES KIRA
SUSPECT NUMBER ONE.
260
00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:02,170
YOU'D THINK.
BUT I ALSO SAW AUSTIN
261
00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:04,032
AND THAT EUROPEAN
SUPERMODEL TOGETHER.
262
00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:05,914
- I WAS AT MINI'S--
- LET ME GUESS.
263
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,006
FROSTING A CAKE?
264
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,707
NO. I WAS WORKING ON
LITTLE SUGAR BRIDES
AND GROOMS.
265
00:10:13,143 --> 00:10:14,853
AUSTIN MOON
MY BOYFRIEND.
266
00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:15,985
( sighs )
267
00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:17,116
I LOVE YOU.
268
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,847
I LOVE YOU.
269
00:10:22,753 --> 00:10:24,833
OH MY GOSH,
THIS IS CRAZY!
270
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,625
I'M EVEN MORE
CONFUSED NOW
271
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,696
THAN WHEN WE STARTED.
272
00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,628
I KNOW.
AND GET THIS!
273
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,029
JUST THE OTHER DAY...
274
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,161
THIS IS THE BEST
CAKE I'VE EVER HAD.
275
00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:35,013
THANKS, BUDDY.
276
00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:36,665
Both: WHAT UP?
277
00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:42,770
WAIT. WHAT DOES THAT
HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
278
00:10:42,773 --> 00:10:44,373
NOTHING. I JUST
WANTED YOU TO KNOW
279
00:10:44,374 --> 00:10:46,954
I MAKE A PRETTY
MEAN WEDDING CAKE.
280
00:10:55,185 --> 00:10:56,985
WE KNOW YOU WERE
WITH BROOKE, KIRA,
281
00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:58,187
AND THE EUROPEAN MODEL.
282
00:10:58,188 --> 00:10:59,888
THE SONG'S GOT TO
BE ABOUT ONE OF THEM.
283
00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:02,091
JUST TELL US WHO.
284
00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,133
I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING.
285
00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:08,144
LOOK. WE COULD
BE HERE ALL NIGHT.
286
00:11:08,138 --> 00:11:09,838
ACTUALLY, I GOT
TO BE HOME BY 7:00.
287
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,140
MY MOM'S MAKING
PORK CHOPS.
288
00:11:12,142 --> 00:11:14,912
WHY ARE YOU GUYS
INTERROGATING HIM?
289
00:11:14,905 --> 00:11:18,175
WE'VE SEEN 182 EPISODES
OF "CRIME & JUDGMENT."
290
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,908
THIS IS HOW
YOU GET ANSWERS.
291
00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:21,850
I HAVE A QUESTION
THAT NEEDS ANSWERING.
292
00:11:21,852 --> 00:11:24,822
WHY DID AUSTIN
STEAL MY SONG?
293
00:11:24,815 --> 00:11:27,185
- All: HUH?
- SAY WHAT NOW?
294
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,317
I WROTE THE SONG
"STEAL YOUR HEART,"
295
00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:31,719
THEN AUSTIN STOLE IT.
296
00:11:31,722 --> 00:11:33,192
WELL, THE SONG.
NOT MY HEART.
297
00:11:34,725 --> 00:11:36,065
WHAT? NO, I DIDN'T.
298
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,996
WOW. WE KNEW YOU WERE
MISSING A FEW SCREWS, LADY,
299
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,729
BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW
YOU LOST THE WHOLE TOOLBOX.
300
00:11:41,732 --> 00:11:44,002
OH, DON'T ACT
SO INNOCENT.
301
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,944
YOU THREE HELPED HIM
STEAL THE SONG.
302
00:11:45,936 --> 00:11:48,836
All: WHAT?
303
00:11:48,839 --> 00:11:52,009
THAT IS THE MOST
RIDICULOUS THING
I HAVE EVER HEARD.
304
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,942
A JUDGE WILL BE
THE JUDGE OF THAT.
305
00:11:53,944 --> 00:11:54,854
All: WHAT?
306
00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:56,045
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
307
00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:57,246
Austin: WHAT'S A SUBPOENA?
308
00:11:57,247 --> 00:12:00,487
YOU'RE SUING US
FOR STEALING "STEAL YOUR HEART?"
309
00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:01,990
YOU'RE JUST DOING
THIS TO GET REVENGE
310
00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:03,222
'CAUSE WE WOULDN'T
WRITE YOU A SONG.
311
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,323
MAYBE.
312
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,734
A JUDGE WILL BE
THE JUDGE OF THAT.
313
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,926
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT.
314
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,859
SEE YOU IN COURT.
315
00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:11,931
( laughs )
316
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,865
THIS IS BAD.
317
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,967
IF AUSTIN'S FANS
THINK HE STOLE THE SONG,
318
00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:21,739
HIS CAREER IS OVER.
319
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,941
AND I'M TALKING
PLAYING FOR PENNIES
ON THE STREET OVER.
320
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,224
CHANGE YOUR NAME AND MOVE
TO NORTH DAKOTA OVER.
321
00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:29,848
THERE'S A NORTH DAKOTA?
322
00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:34,022
WE REALLY NEED TO
GET YOU A MAP.
323
00:12:45,495 --> 00:12:46,835
ORDER.
324
00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:48,167
ORDER.
325
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,498
I HEREBY CALL TO ORDER
326
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,040
CASE NUMBER 4284.
327
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:54,853
THE MATTER OF...
328
00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:56,975
OOH, A STOLEN SONG.
329
00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:00,478
OOH! AUSTIN MOON.
330
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,450
THIS IS GOING TO BE
BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.
331
00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:04,962
TRISH, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE READY FOR THIS?
332
00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:08,415
HEY. I'VE WATCHED 182 EPISODES
OF "CRIME & JUDGMENT."
333
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:10,418
IF THAT DOESN'T QUALIFY ME
TO REPRESENT US,
334
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:11,860
THEN WHAT DOES?
335
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,862
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THREE YEARS OF LAW SCHOOL,
336
00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:15,904
A FEW INTERNSHIPS,
PASSING THE BAR EXAM.
337
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,066
I GOT THIS.
338
00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:20,929
TRISH DE LA ROSA
FOR THE DEFENSE,
YOUR HONOR.
339
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:22,131
MY CLIENT'S INNOCENT.
340
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:24,132
HE WROTE THE SONG
IN QUESTION.
341
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,014
ALSO OBJECTION,
OVERRULED,
342
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,336
SIDEBAR, RECESS,
343
00:13:27,337 --> 00:13:28,937
- HABEAS CORPUS.
- EXCUSE ME?
344
00:13:28,939 --> 00:13:30,579
JUST PROVING I KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING, SIR.
345
00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:34,482
AND I AM HERE TO PROVE
THAT I WROTE THE SONG
346
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,494
AND AUSTIN MOON
IS A THIEF.
347
00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:38,346
THIS IS GETTING GOOD.
348
00:13:38,348 --> 00:13:40,848
LET'S GET THIS
TRIAL STARTED.
349
00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:42,021
( gavel bangs )
350
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,352
MS. CRAWFORD,
351
00:13:43,353 --> 00:13:46,303
DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE
TO PROVE YOU WROTE THIS SONG?
352
00:13:46,296 --> 00:13:47,196
I DO, YOUR HONOR.
353
00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:48,827
AND I'LL SHOW YOU
THAT EVIDENCE
354
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,828
BY CALLING
MY FIRST WITNESS.
355
00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:53,232
DEZ, I COULDN'T
HELP BUT NOTICE
356
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,873
YOU CARRY A BRIEFCASE.
357
00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:56,165
IS THAT NEW?
358
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,136
YEP. JUST LIKE THE ONE
DETECTIVE MITCHELL USES
359
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,468
IN "CRIME & JUDGMENT."
360
00:13:59,469 --> 00:14:01,009
GOT IT A FEW WEEKS AGO.
361
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:02,271
INTERESTING.
362
00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:04,272
'CAUSE IT'S JUST
LIKE THE ONE I HAD
363
00:14:04,274 --> 00:14:07,184
BEFORE IT WENT MISSING
A FEW WEEKS AGO.
364
00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:10,017
WELL, THIS ONE IS MINE.
365
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,620
IT EVEN HAS A NOTEBOOK
366
00:14:11,621 --> 00:14:13,151
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT,
367
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,033
A DRIVER'S LICENSE
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT...
368
00:14:17,227 --> 00:14:18,627
THE LYRIC SHEET
TO "STEAL YOUR HEART"
369
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:20,028
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
370
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,360
HEY.
( gasps )
371
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,361
( crowd gasping )
372
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,162
OH, SNAP.
373
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,544
VAL JUST BUSTED YOU.
374
00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:28,165
( clears throat )
I MEAN, PROCEED.
375
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,268
HOW DID I GET
ALL YOUR STUFF?
376
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,569
YOU STOLE MY BRIEFCASE!
377
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,070
YOUR HONOR,
378
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,502
THESE ARE MY
HANDWRITTEN LYRICS
379
00:14:34,504 --> 00:14:36,914
THAT PROVE
I WROTE THE SONG.
380
00:14:36,907 --> 00:14:38,307
THAT'S PRETTY
COMPELLING EVIDENCE.
381
00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:39,608
OBJECTION!
382
00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,879
SHE'S LYING
AND WE CAN PROVE IT.
383
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,481
CAN WE PROVE IT?
384
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,493
ACTUALLY...
385
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,485
I THINK I CAN.
386
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,557
YOUR HONOR,
387
00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:49,958
I WOULD LIKE TO
SUBMIT THE BOOK
388
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,890
I GAVE AUSTIN TO WRITE
"STEAL YOUR HEART" IN.
389
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,261
IF YOU OPEN IT,
YOU'LL FIND THAT IT IS...
390
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,174
COMPLETELY BLANK.
391
00:14:58,028 --> 00:14:59,228
I DIDN'T WRITE IT
IN THE BOOK.
392
00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:01,129
I WROTE IT
ON A NAPKIN.
393
00:15:01,131 --> 00:15:02,601
IT'S RIGHT HERE
IN MY PANTS.
394
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:06,984
WHICH MY MOM
APPARENTLY WASHED.
395
00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:08,307
MR. MOON,
396
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,238
IF YOU CAN'T OFFER
ANY REAL EVIDENCE,
397
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,140
I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO RULE IN FAVOR
OF MS. CRAWFORD.
398
00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:14,313
( laughs )
399
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,149
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
400
00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:25,163
AUSTIN,
IF YOU COME CLEAN
401
00:15:25,155 --> 00:15:27,155
AND TELL THE COURT
WHO THE SONG IS ABOUT,
402
00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:28,557
MAYBE WE CAN
CONVINCE THE JUDGE
403
00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:29,658
YOU DIDN'T STEAL IT.
404
00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:31,259
BUT IT'S NOT
ABOUT ANYBODY.
405
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,361
I KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE.
406
00:15:33,363 --> 00:15:35,173
AND SINCE
YOU WON'T TELL ME,
407
00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:36,235
I'LL PROVE IT
ANOTHER WAY.
408
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,506
JUDGE,
409
00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:39,037
I'D LIKE TO CALL
MY FIRST WITNESS.
410
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,040
YOUR HONOR,
411
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,272
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS
THE SONG IN QUESTION
412
00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:46,184
WAS WRITTEN ABOUT
A SPECIAL GIRL.
413
00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:48,316
AND I'M GONNA PROVE
WHO THAT GIRL IS.
414
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:51,048
BROOKE,
THREE WEEKS AGO
415
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,481
AUSTIN GAVE YOU
FLOWERS AT SCHOOL.
416
00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:54,482
DID HE NOT?
417
00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:56,194
WELL...
418
00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:58,156
NOT EXACTLY.
419
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,489
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
420
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:02,490
WE WERE IN SCHOOL...
421
00:16:02,492 --> 00:16:04,262
DID YOU GET
MY FLOWERS?
422
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,044
BROOKE, I TOLD YOU.
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
423
00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:09,167
I CAN'T TAKE THESE.
424
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,169
THANKS A LOT, AUSTIN.
425
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,042
I'LL NEVER
FORGET THIS.
426
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:21,710
OKAY.
427
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:23,251
SO THE SONG'S
NOT ABOUT BROOKE.
428
00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:24,513
UH.
429
00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,364
WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE.
430
00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:29,258
HE'S NOT INTO YOU.
431
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:30,719
MOVE ON.
432
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,404
CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH AUSTIN?
433
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,197
AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND.
434
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,999
YOU HEAR THAT?
435
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,470
THEY'VE EVEN BEEN SPOTTED
SAYING "I LOVE YOU" IN PUBLIC.
436
00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:47,236
I LOVE YOU.
437
00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:49,037
I OBJECT!
438
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:50,109
ME TOO!
439
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,180
WE'RE NOT IN LOVE.
440
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:53,141
I'VE BEEN GIVING HER
ENGLISH LESSONS.
441
00:16:57,687 --> 00:16:59,317
I LOVE YOU.
442
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,149
I LOVE YOU.
443
00:17:02,652 --> 00:17:04,222
I LOVE PANCAKES.
444
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,234
I LOVE PANCAKES.
445
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,526
- BOOM.
- BOOM.
446
00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:13,262
NEXT WITNESS.
447
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:14,263
I LOVE YOU.
448
00:17:14,264 --> 00:17:15,544
YEAH YEAH YEAH.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
449
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,565
GET OFF THE STAND.
450
00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:19,738
IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION
451
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,809
THAT YOU AND AUSTIN
HAVE A SECRET.
452
00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:23,541
IS THIS TRUE?
453
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,054
UM...
454
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,445
YES, THAT'S TRUE.
455
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,047
( crowd murmurs )
456
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:31,780
ORDER.
457
00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:33,181
FINALLY.
458
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:34,653
NOW, TELL THE COURT
WHAT SECRET
459
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,164
YOU AND AUSTIN
ARE HIDING.
460
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,186
I CAN'T SAY.
461
00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:40,158
AUSTIN'S REPUTATION
DEPENDS ON IT.
462
00:17:41,591 --> 00:17:43,661
I REALLY
CAN'T TELL YOU.
463
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,203
REMEMBER, MISS STARR,
464
00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:46,335
YOU'RE UNDER OATH.
465
00:17:46,336 --> 00:17:48,566
NOW SPILL THE JUICY DEETS.
466
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,540
FINE.
467
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,671
I WAS HELPING AUSTIN
GET MAROON 5
468
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,513
TO PLAY AT ALLY'S
SURPRISE PARTY.
469
00:17:55,505 --> 00:17:57,305
( crows "aww"s )
470
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,748
YOU GUYS ARE THROWING ME
A SURPRISE PARTY?
471
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,280
NOT ANYMORE.
472
00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:05,664
OH MAN.
473
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:08,285
OH, THIS IS A WASTE
OF TIME, YOUR HONOR.
474
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,518
TRISH HASN'T
PROVEN ANYTHING.
475
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,520
SHE'S JUST STALLING
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
HAVE A CASE.
476
00:18:13,523 --> 00:18:15,533
I'M AFRAID SHE'S RIGHT,
MR. MOON.
477
00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:17,725
I HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO RULE IN FAVOR
478
00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:19,327
- OF MS.--
- WAIT!
479
00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:20,469
( crowd gasps )
480
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:21,700
DON'T MAKE
YOUR DECISION YET.
481
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,371
YOU HAVE NEW EVIDENCE
TO INTRODUCE?
482
00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:24,733
OH NO, I WAS JUST
IN THE BATHROOM.
483
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:25,844
I DIDN'T WANT
TO MISS ANYTHING.
484
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,538
YOUR HONOR,
BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR RULING,
485
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,480
I HAVE ONE MORE
PIECE OF EVIDENCE.
486
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,282
AUSTIN, I'D LIKE YOU
487
00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:35,854
TO SING "STEAL YOUR HEART."
488
00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:38,245
OOH! THAT'S MY JAM.
489
00:18:39,549 --> 00:18:40,649
HOW IS THIS
GONNA HELP?
490
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:41,890
JUST DO IT.
491
00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:43,751
YOU HAVE TO
TRUST TRISH.
492
00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:45,233
AND THE WRITERS OF
"CRIME & JUDGMENT"
493
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,895
WHO TAUGHT HER EVERYTHING
SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE LAW.
494
00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:49,858
MM-MM!
MM-MM!
495
00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:51,199
MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM.
496
00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:54,531
MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-
MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM.
497
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,144
I OBJECT.
498
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:58,537
HOW IS THIS RELEVANT?
499
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,568
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I WANT TO SEE
AUSTIN PERFORM.
500
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,410
NOW, WHILE AUSTIN GETS READY,
501
00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:04,542
LET'S TAKE A 15 MINUTE RECESS.
502
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,624
YAY, RECESS.
503
00:19:05,615 --> 00:19:06,645
MEET YOU ON
THE MONKEY BARS.
504
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:09,748
HIT IT.
505
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,879
( pop music playing )
506
00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:15,392
♪ YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL ♪
507
00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:19,225
♪ THE PERFECT PICTURE
OF AN ANGEL'S SMILE ♪
508
00:19:19,229 --> 00:19:20,929
♪ FROM A MAGAZINE ♪
509
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:23,260
♪ BUT IT'S A NEW WORLD ♪
510
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,303
♪ AND I KNOW SOMEWHERE ♪
511
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:26,595
♪ THERE'S A SIDE OF YOU ♪
512
00:19:26,596 --> 00:19:29,166
♪ NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ♪
513
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,168
♪ HEY NOW, BABY ♪
514
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,440
♪ NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, GIRL ♪
515
00:19:32,442 --> 00:19:34,272
♪ YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY ♪
516
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,284
♪ I'M PLEADING GUILTY ♪
517
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,546
♪ TO THE WAY YOU MAKE ME ♪
518
00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:40,878
♪ WANT TO STEAL YOUR HEART ♪
519
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,750
♪ STEAL YOUR HEART ♪
520
00:19:42,752 --> 00:19:45,262
♪ CALL ME CRIMINAL ♪
521
00:19:45,255 --> 00:19:46,885
♪ I WON'T DENY ♪
522
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,216
♪ YOU MAKE ME
WANT IT ALL ♪
523
00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:50,889
♪ EVERYTHING YOU ARE ♪
524
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,560
♪ SO LOCK IT UP ♪
525
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,303
♪ GO ON AND TRY IT ♪
526
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,595
♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR HEART ♪
527
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,898
♪ I CONFESS ♪
528
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,470
♪ I KIND OF LIKE IT ♪
529
00:20:02,472 --> 00:20:04,232
♪ THAT YOU'RE INNOCENT ♪
530
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:06,244
♪ KEEPING UP YOUR GUARD ♪
531
00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:08,806
♪ I'M BREAKING DOWN ♪
532
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,978
♪ SO YOU CAN'T HIDE IT ♪
533
00:20:09,979 --> 00:20:11,379
♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ♪
534
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:14,341
♪ I'M GONNA
STEAL YOUR HEART. ♪
535
00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:17,254
( cheering )
536
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,432
WELL, THERE'S
YOUR PROOF, SIR.
537
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,425
THAT HE'S A GREAT
SINGER AND DANCER?
538
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,957
WE KNEW THAT ALREADY.
539
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,560
NO.
540
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:34,231
NOW WE KNOW WHO AUSTIN
WROTE THE SONG ABOUT.
541
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,233
WE DO?
542
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,314
YES.
543
00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:37,566
WHEN HE SANG,
544
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,967
HE LOOKED AT
EVERY GIRL IN THE ROOM.
545
00:20:39,969 --> 00:20:41,439
EXCEPT ONE.
546
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,811
THERE'S AN OBVIOUS
EXPLANATION.
547
00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:45,583
IT WAS TOO
EMOTIONAL FOR HIM.
548
00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:48,015
AUSTIN WROTE THE SONG
ABOUT ALLY.
549
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:49,347
( crowd gasps )
550
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,680
ORDER IN THE COURT.
551
00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:52,981
UM, YOUR HONOR,
552
00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,752
MAY I APPROACH
THE WITNESS STAND?
553
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,394
YOU ALREADY HAVE,
SO... YES.
554
00:20:58,027 --> 00:20:59,957
AUSTIN, IS IT TRUE?
555
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,329
YOU WROTE IT ABOUT ME?
556
00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:03,892
( sighs )
557
00:21:03,893 --> 00:21:05,403
YEAH, IT'S TRUE.
558
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,495
I SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU EARLIER,
559
00:21:07,497 --> 00:21:08,897
BUT I COULDN'T.
560
00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:10,898
YOU TOLD ME TO WRITE
ABOUT SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT
561
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:13,300
AND THAT'S YOU.
562
00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:17,414
DO YOU STILL HAVE
FEELINGS FOR ME?
563
00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:20,047
NO.
564
00:21:20,049 --> 00:21:21,909
YES.
565
00:21:21,911 --> 00:21:22,981
I DON'T KNOW.
566
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,594
ALL I KNOW IS I LOVE
BEING FRIENDS WITH YOU.
567
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,056
AND I DON'T WANT
TO RUIN THAT.
568
00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:30,717
THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T
SAY IT WAS ABOUT YOU.
569
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,060
AWW.
570
00:21:35,925 --> 00:21:37,025
I GET IT.
571
00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:38,626
I'M HAPPY WE'RE
STILL JUST FRIENDS,
572
00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:41,498
BUT I KIND OF HOPED
IT WAS ABOUT ME.
573
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,301
( crowd "aww"s )
574
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,875
EWW!
575
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,377
YOUR HONOR,
THIS PROVES NOTHING.
576
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:53,010
AFTER SEEING THAT PERFORMANCE
AND WATCHING THESE TWO TOGETHER,
577
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:56,322
NOTHING CAN CONVINCE ME
AUSTIN DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG.
578
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,045
BUT WAIT WAIT,
YOUR HONOR.
579
00:21:58,047 --> 00:21:59,417
WHAT ABOUT THE BRIEFCASE?
580
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,519
ANYONE WHO SAW
EPISODE 73
581
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,791
OF "CRIME & JUDGMENT"
582
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,922
KNOWS THE BRIEFCASES
COULD HAVE BEEN SWITCHED.
583
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,656
THAT IS THE MOST
RIDICULOUS THING
584
00:22:08,658 --> 00:22:09,658
I HAVE EVER HEARD.
585
00:22:09,659 --> 00:22:11,629
A JUDGE WILL BE
THE JUDGE OF THAT.
586
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,601
All: WHAT?
587
00:22:13,603 --> 00:22:15,613
Austin: WHAT'S A SUBPOENA?
588
00:22:19,409 --> 00:22:22,409
YOU WATCH
"CRIME & JUDGMENT" TOO?
589
00:22:22,412 --> 00:22:23,912
ALL EIGHT SEASONS.
590
00:22:23,913 --> 00:22:25,883
CASE DISMISSED.
591
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,875
( cheering )
592
00:22:29,579 --> 00:22:30,919
♪ I CONFESS ♪
593
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,380
♪ I KIND OF LIKE IT ♪
594
00:22:32,382 --> 00:22:33,982
♪ THAT YOU'RE INNOCENT ♪
595
00:22:33,983 --> 00:22:35,933
♪ KEEPING UP YOUR GUARD ♪
596
00:22:35,925 --> 00:22:38,085
♪ I'M BREAKING DOWN ♪
597
00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,927
♪ SO YOU CAN'T HIDE IT ♪
598
00:22:39,929 --> 00:22:41,389
♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ♪
599
00:22:41,391 --> 00:22:43,061
♪ I'M GONNA
STEAL YOUR HEART. ♪
600
00:22:45,595 --> 00:22:47,795
I ORDER THE EVIDENCE
TO BE PRESENTED AGAIN.
601
00:22:47,797 --> 00:22:49,067
YOUR HONOR,
602
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,668
I'VE ALREADY
SUNG IT EIGHT TIMES.
603
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,600
I TOLD YOU...
604
00:22:52,602 --> 00:22:54,602
IT WAS MY JAM.
605
00:22:54,604 --> 00:22:55,614
HIT IT, ALLY.
606
00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,946
- ( pop music playing )
- ♪ GIRL, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY ♪
607
00:22:59,949 --> 00:23:01,109
♪ I'M PLEADING GUILTY ♪
608
00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:03,580
♪ TO THE WAY YOU MAKE ME ♪
609
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,063
♪ WANT TO STEAL YOUR HEART ♪
610
00:23:06,055 --> 00:23:08,155
♪ STEAL YOUR HEART ♪
611
00:23:08,157 --> 00:23:11,057
♪ CALL ME CRIMINAL ♪
612
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:13,660
♪ I WON'T DENY
YOU MAKE ME WANT IT ALL ♪
613
00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:16,073
♪ EVERYTHING YOU ARE ♪
614
00:23:16,065 --> 00:23:18,595
♪ SO LOCK IT UP ♪
615
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,428
♪ GO ON AND TRY IT ♪
616
00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:21,730
♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ♪
617
00:23:21,731 --> 00:23:23,401
♪ I'M GONNA
STEAL YOUR HEART. ♪
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