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Austin:
ALLY, YOU'RE GONNA BE
ON A MAGAZINE COVER.
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AND I'VE BEEN
IN A FEW MAGAZINES.
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LET ME SHOW YOU HOW
TO POSE LIKE A PRO.
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- BAM!
- I DON'T KNOW.
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I'VE TAKEN A LOT
OF EMPLOYEE I.D. PICTURES.
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I THINK YOU SHOULD DO
SOMETHING MORE LIKE THIS.
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MAYBE I CAN TRY SOMETHING
THAT COMBINES THE TWO.
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HI, DEZ.
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HEY, ALLY.
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I'M FLATTERED,
BUT NOT INTERESTED.
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I'M NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU.
I'M PRACTICING POSES.
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I'M GONNA BE ON THE COVER
OF "MIAMI MUSIC."
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THEY NAMED ME THEIR
SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR.
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WHOO!
THAT'S A RELIEF.
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A PHOTOGRAPHER'S COMING OVER
TONIGHT TO TAKE HER PICTURE.
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HEY, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN FIRED
FROM TRANQUILITY SPA YET.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER
FOR A DAY OF BEAUTY
AND RELAXATION?
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OOH, I CAN'T.
THE SOUTH BEACH CHILI
COOK-OFF IS TODAY.
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NOT YOU. ALLY.
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I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO TODAY.
I HAVE TO PICK UP MY DRESS
FROM THE CLEANERS
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AND GO TO MY GRANDMA'S
TO BORROW HER NECKLACE
FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT.
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CAN'T YOU WEAR
JUST ANY NECKLACE?
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NO, I REALLY WANNA
WEAR THAT ONE.
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IT'S BEEN IN MY FAMILY
FOR GENERATIONS.
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IT WOULD MEAN A LOT
TO HER.
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I CAN GET ALL
THAT STUFF FOR YOU.
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WAIT. IS IT
THE GRANDMA THAT MAKES
DELICIOUS COOKIES
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OR THE ONE THAT TELLS
REALLY BORING STORIES
AND SMELLS LIKE CABBAGE?
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- COOKIES.
- YES! WHOO!
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BUT, AUSTIN, YOU SAID
YOU WOULD HELP ME WITH
THE CHILI COOK-OFF TODAY.
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THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME
FOR EVERYTHING.
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ALLY, GO TO THE SPA.
YOU DESERVE A RELAXING DAY.
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THANKS, AUSTIN.
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TRISH, LET'S GO HAVE
OUR DAY OF BEAUTY.
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WISH I COULD
GET A MASSAGE.
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THIS CHILI COOK-OFF
HAS REALLY STRESSED ME OUT.
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HEY, TRISH, COULD YOU
GIVE ME A QUICK LITTLE
NECK RUB?
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REALLY? YOU WANT ME TO PUT
MY HANDS ON YOUR NECK?
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ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I'M GOOD.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE,
I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT MY BACK
AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY,
"HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH! THERE'S NO WAY ♪
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♪ I COULD MAKE IT
WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING A SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU,
IT'S LIKE, "WHOA!" ♪
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♪ YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT
YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA! ♪
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ALL RIGHT,
HERE ARE THE POTS.
WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED?
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LET'S CHECK THE LIST.
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PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT
THIS ON THE CUTTING BOARD.
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ANYONE SEEN THIS REDHEADED...
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DEZPERADO?
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HI, CHUCK.
STILL CARRYING AROUND
THAT STUPID "WANTED" POSTER?
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NOBODY THINKS IT'S FUNNY.
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( laughing ) "WANTED
FOR MAKING BAD CHILI."
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CLASSIC.
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THOUGHT ABOUT
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA PUT
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YOUR SECOND PLACE
CERTIFICATE THIS YEAR?
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I'LL PROBABLY FRAME IT
AND GIVE IT TO MY GRANDMA.
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SHE'LL PUT IT
ON HER 'FRIDGE AND-- WAIT.
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I'M NOT COMING IN SECOND PLACE.
I'M GONNA WIN.
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YEAH, JUST BECAUSE
YOU BEAT HIM LAST YEAR
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AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT
AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT
AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT,
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DOESN'T MEAN YOU BEAT
HIM EVERY YEAR.
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UH, YEAH, IT DOES.
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I'LL SEE YOU OUT
AT THE CHILI ROUND-UP
AT HIGH NOON.
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THE CHILI COOK-OFF'S
AT 3:00.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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OH, WE'LL BE THERE,
CHUCKY THE KID.
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'CAUSE I'M THE FASTEST
CHILI MAKER
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IN THE WEST...
SIDE OF THE MALL.
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DRAW!
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MAN, HE'S GOOD.
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( blows )
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ADIOS, MUCHACHOS.
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YOU'RE NOT WORRIED,
ARE YOU?
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( scoffs ) NOT AT ALL.
THE SPICIEST CHILI
ALWAYS WINS,
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AND THIS YEAR,
I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON.
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THEY CALL IT
THE "YOUR MOMMY PEPPER."
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'CAUSE ONE TASTE
AND YOU'RE CRYING
FOR YOUR MOMMY.
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CHUCK'LL BE CRYING
FOR HIS MOMMY, 'CAUSE
YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA BEAT HIM.
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ALL I NEED IS
ONE LITTLE SCOOP.
NOW WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
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YOU DO NOT WANNA GET
THIS ON YOUR FINGER--
OW! MY FINGER!
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MY SHIRT!
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WHOA! YOU ARE SO
GONNA WIN THIS YEAR.
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SPENDING THE DAY
AT A BEAUTY SPA WAS
A GREAT IDEA, TRISH.
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SHH! WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE RELAXING.
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TRISH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE WORKING.
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I AM, MADAME TRINKA.
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I'M SHOWING THIS CUSTOMER
HOW TO PROPERLY RELAX.
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I NEED YOU
TO WASH THE TOWELS,
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REFILL THE WATERS,
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AND WIPE DOWN
THE MASSAGE TABLES.
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I'M WATCHING YOU.
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DON'T WORRY, I'M WORKING.
I'M WORKING.
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I GUESS I HAVE TO GO
PRETEND TO WORK NOW,
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BUT YOU STAY HERE
AND RELAX.
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THIS COCONUT WATER
IS KIND OF THICK.
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- THAT'S MASSAGE OIL.
- ( spits )
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SORRY. I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT
THAT THERE.
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I GUESS IT DOES KIND OF
LOOK LIKE WATER.
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DO YOU NEED ANYTHING
ELSE BEFORE I GO?
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MY FOOT BATH'S GETTING
KIND OF COLD.
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( groans )
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THE HOT WATER'S ALL
THE WAY IN THE BACK.
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I'LL JUST PUT A COUPLE
OF THESE HOT ROCKS IN.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE HOT ROCKS?
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WE USE THEM
FOR HOT ROCK MASSAGES.
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IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE REALLY RELAXING.
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OW! OW! OW!
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THERE'S NOTHING RELAXING
ABOUT THAT.
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I SAID "SUPPOSED TO BE."
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OH!
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I KNOW YOUR CHILI POWDER'S
HOT, BUT DO YOU REALLY
NEED TO WEAR A GAS MASK?
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OH, THIS ISN'T
FOR THE POWDER.
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THERE'S A HUNDRED PEOPLE
HERE EATING CHILI.
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DO YOU WANNA
BREATHE THAT AIR?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
GOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE?
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GRADE-A HOT BEEF
COMING THROUGH.
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OH, YEAH, AND I'VE GOT
MY CHILI, TOO.
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HOO-HOO!
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YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD
THEY PUT US NEXT
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TO EACH OTHER
THIS YEAR, CHUCKY.
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I WON'T HAVE TO WALK
SO FAR TO LAUGH IN
YOUR FACE WHEN I WIN.
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- OH!
- YOU GOT BURNED,
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LIKE MY TONGUE WILL BE
WHEN I EAT DEZ'S CHILI.
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Both:
WHAT UP?!
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BLONDIE, YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW GOOD CHILI
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IF IT KNOCKED
ON YOUR DOOR AND SAID, "HI.
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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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I'M GOOD CHILI."
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CHILI WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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HEY, DEZ, I'M HERE
TO TAKE MY TEST ON CHILE.
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NELSON, I WANT YOU
TO TASTE TEST MY CHILI,
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NOT TAKE A TEST
ON THE COUNTRY OF CHILE.
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AW, NARTZ!
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YOU MEAN
I LEARNED SANTIAGO
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IS THE CAPITAL OF CHILE
FOR NOTHING?
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WELL, WE HAVE TWO HOURS TO KILL
WHILE MY CHILI SIMMERS.
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GREAT. THAT'LL GIVE ME TIME
TO GET ALLY'S DRESS
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AND GET THE NECKLACE
FROM HER GRANDMA.
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NELSON,
READY TO TEST MY CHILI?
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WELL?
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IT'S NOT HOT AT ALL.
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UGH! YOU HAVE AN UNUSUALLY
HIGH TOLERANCE
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FOR SPICY FOOD.
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I'LL KNOW MY CHILI'S HOT ENOUGH
TO WIN WHEN YOU CAN TASTE IT.
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I MEAN, IF A REGULAR PERSON
TASTED MY CHILI RIGHT NOW,
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THEY'D BE SWEATING LIKE
CRAZY. THEY WOULDN'T
BE ABLE TO SPEAK.
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THEIR MOUTHS WOULD BE
SO ON FIRE,
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THEY'D CHUG A FRUIT JUICE
JUST TO EASE THE PAIN,
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BUT THEY'D QUICKLY REALIZE
THAT THE ACIDS
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FROM THE FRUIT WOULD
ONLY MAKE IT HURT WORSE.
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( spits )
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HOPEFULLY, THEY'D REALIZE
THAT THE ONLY THING
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THAT CAN EASE THE PAIN
IS MILK.
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HEY, GIMME THAT!
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AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
MY TASTE TESTER, NELSON.
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AUSTIN, QUIT SITTING AROUND.
YOU GOTTA GO GET ALLY'S STUFF.
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YOU SHRUNK THE BATH TOWELS!
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YOU SPILL WHEATGRASS JUICE
EVERYWHERE
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AND LEFT IT FOR ME
TO CLEAN UP.
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AND YOU MAKE WHEATGRASS
JUICE TOO STRONG.
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LOOK,
YOU STAINED MY HANDS.
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ALL I DID WAS ASK
FOR A RAISE.
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A SIMPLE "YES" OR "NO"
WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE.
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NO RAISE! ( grunts )
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SORRY ABOUT YOUR FEET.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS "MIAMI MUSIC"
MAGAZINE WILL PROBABLY
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ONLY SHOOT YOU
FROM THE WAIST UP.
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THAT VOLUMIZER I PUT
IN YOUR HAIR IS GONNA
MAKE IT LOOK GREAT.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
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UM...
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MAYBE WE CAN GET
THE PHOTOGRAPHER
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TO FOCUS ON THAT
PRETTY SMILE OF YOURS.
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YOU DRANK THE WHEATGRASS,
DIDN'T YOU?
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YES, WHY?
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- WHAT? WANT SOME?
- MNH-MNH.
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HOW DO MY TEETH LOOK?
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MUCH BETTER.
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BUT I WOULD STILL SMILE
WITH MY MOUTH CLOSED
FOR THE PICTURE.
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I CAN'T DO THE PHOTO SHOOT
LOOKING LIKE THIS.
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LOOK, WE'LL FIX YOUR TEETH.
WE'LL FIX YOUR HAIR.
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AND IF WE CAN'T,
WE'LL PUT A HAT ON.
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JUST RELAX.
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HERE, PUT YOUR HANDS
IN THIS PARAFFIN WAX.
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IT'S REALLY SOOTHING.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN RE--
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OOH, THAT DOES
KIND OF FEEL NICE.
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SEE? AND I'LL PUT
THIS FACE MASK ON YOU.
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I'LL HAVE YOU LOOKING
AND FEELING AS GOOD AS NEW.
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CLOSE YOUR EYES,
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RELAX.
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HI, YOU'RE HERE
FOR YOUR MASSAGE, RIGHT?
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I'M SO SORRY.
INGRID WENT HOME SICK.
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COME BACK TOMORROW.
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HI, INGRID.
I'M READY FOR MY MASSAGE.
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( country music playing )
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CAN YOU TASTE THE HEAT?
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I TASTE A SECOND PLACE
CERTIFICATE.
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- UGH!
- ( Chuck shouts )
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COME HERE, LITTLE FELLER,
AND TASTE SOME REAL CHILI.
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MY CHILI'S SO HOT,
216
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,936
YOU HAVE TO STICK YOUR TONGUE
IN FIRE TO COOL IT OFF.
217
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,202
OH, YEAH?
WELL, MY CHILI'S SO HOT,
218
00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:17,184
NASA USES IT
FOR ROCKET FUEL.
219
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,877
MY CHILI'S SO HOT,
220
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:22,179
IT'S THE SECOND LEADING
CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING.
221
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,312
WELL, MY CHILI'S SO HOT,
222
00:11:24,314 --> 00:11:28,194
YOU HAVE TO PUT A SMOKE
DETECTOR IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
BEFORE YOU EAT IT.
223
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,458
MY CHILI'S SO HOT,
224
00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:33,020
THEY'RE THINKING
ABOUT RENAMING THE SUN
225
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:35,173
"MY CHILI."
226
00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:39,165
YEAH, WELL,
MY CHILI'S SO HOT, IT--
227
00:11:39,169 --> 00:11:41,899
- IT--
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
228
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:45,082
CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING ELSE?
DON'T FEEL BAD.
229
00:11:45,075 --> 00:11:48,335
I ALSO WON FIRST PLACE
IN THE SMACK TALK SHOWDOWN.
230
00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:50,308
( cackles )
231
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,810
YOU KNOW WHAT?
232
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,382
THAT'S IT!
233
00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:56,354
HEY, DEZ,
I GOT ALLY'S STUFF.
234
00:11:56,346 --> 00:12:00,246
( sighs ) SORRY IT TOOK
SO LONG. ALLY LIED.
235
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,720
IT WAS THE BORING STORY
GRANDMA. ( sighs )
236
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,833
APPARENTLY, THIS NECKLACE
HAS BEEN IN THE FAMILY
237
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,996
FOR 200 YEARS.
238
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:10,728
IT WAS ORIGINALLY A GIFT
TO A DUCHESS FROM A PIRATE.
239
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,900
WOW, A PIRATE?
240
00:12:11,902 --> 00:12:14,362
OR IT COULD HAVE
BEEN A PILOT.
241
00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:16,774
IT WAS HARD TO TELL.
GRANNY DIDN'T HAVE
HER TEETH IN.
242
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,768
WHOA, DID YOU JUST PUT
THAT WHOLE JAR IN THERE?
243
00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:23,871
YEP. I AM NOT LOSING
TO THAT COW-JERK AGAIN.
244
00:12:23,874 --> 00:12:26,184
TASTE THIS, NELSON.
245
00:12:26,176 --> 00:12:28,346
IT'S GOT A WHOLE JAR
OF "YOUR MOMMY PEPPER" IN IT.
246
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,250
WELL?
247
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,881
MOMMY!
248
00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:36,934
WHOA! THE NECKLACE.
249
00:12:36,927 --> 00:12:38,187
GET A LADLE, QUICK.
250
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:48,495
- WHERE'D THE POT GO?
- IT'S ON THE JUDGES' TABLE.
251
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,501
ALL THE POTS
LOOK THE SAME.
252
00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:54,342
THERE'S NO WAY
TO KNOW WHICH ONE HAS
THE NECKLACE IN IT.
253
00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:57,284
WE ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
254
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,107
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
255
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:01,979
YOUR CHILI'S SO BAD,
WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAVING
A BAD DAY,
256
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:05,262
THEY SAY THEY'RE HAVING
A "DEZ'S CHILI DAY."
257
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,458
I THINK I'M HAVING
A DEZ'S CHILI DAY.
258
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,796
( country music playing )
259
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,129
WE'VE GOTTA FIND
THAT NECKLACE.
260
00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,901
OKAY, BUT WE
GOTTA BE CAREFUL.
261
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:26,083
I DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING
THAT MIGHT MAKE ME LOSE
THE COOK-OFF.
262
00:13:26,076 --> 00:13:27,576
( sighs )
263
00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:32,079
EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU
TELL ME WHICH CHILI'S MINE?
264
00:13:32,082 --> 00:13:33,582
I JUST NEED
TO CHECK IT REAL QUICK.
265
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,393
STEP AWAY FROM THE CHILI!
266
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,217
NO ONE TOUCHES THESE POTS
UNTIL AFTER THE BLIND
TASTE TEST.
267
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,550
FOR ALL I KNOW,
YOU COULD BE SABOTAGING
SOMEONE ELSE'S CHILI.
268
00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:47,163
DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE
THAT WOULD DO THAT?
269
00:13:47,157 --> 00:13:49,397
DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE
WHO COLLECTS PORCELAIN CATS?
270
00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:51,229
WE'VE ALL GOT
THINGS TO HIDE.
271
00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:56,343
- BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
SPECIAL IN THAT POT.
- I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
272
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,906
LITERALLY.
'CAUSE I'M THE JUDGE.
273
00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:02,439
SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S
NO WAY I CAN TOUCH MY CHILI
JUST FOR A SEC?
274
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,012
- OH, THERE'S A WAY.
- GREAT.
275
00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:05,084
IF YOU WANT
TO BE DISQUALIFIED.
276
00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:07,475
( gasps ) NEVER.
277
00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:10,177
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
I DON'T WANT ANY BEEF
FROM YOU.
278
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,480
LITERALLY. 'CAUSE I'M
JUDGING VEGETARIAN CHILIS.
279
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:16,092
- ( sighs )
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO NOW?
280
00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:17,556
WE'RE GONNA LOOK THROUGH
ALL THIS CHILI
281
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,987
WITHOUT LETTING ANYONE
KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.
282
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,173
HEY, JUDGE.
283
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,165
HOW DO YOU BECOME
A CHILI JUDGE?
284
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,138
DO YOU JUDGE
ANY OTHER FOODS?
285
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:33,040
STEW, BREAKFAST CEREALS,
286
00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:34,273
COBBLERS?
287
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,054
HEY, LOOK,
IT'S A SPACE SHUTTLE!
288
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,163
HERE'S MY IDEA.
289
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:47,315
I'M GONNA THROW
THIS FOOTBALL TO THAT JUDGE.
290
00:14:47,317 --> 00:14:49,517
WHEN HE TRIES TO CATCH IT,
HE'LL DROP HIS BOWL
ON THE FLOOR.
291
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:51,359
THEN WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE
IF THE NECKLACE IS IN IT.
292
00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:53,491
IT'S A FOOLPROOF PLAN.
293
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,663
HEY, CATCH.
294
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,012
OKAY, IF WE CAN'T GET
TO THE CHILI FROM THE TOP,
295
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,035
WE'LL GO IN
FROM THE BOTTOM.
296
00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:14,542
DEZ, I DON'T THINK
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
297
00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:32,159
NO NECKLACE,
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
298
00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:34,032
I KNOW WHICH ONE'S COMING
IN LAST PLACE.
299
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,174
TWO WORDS-- "NAS TEE."
300
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,053
YOUR SKIN IS GONNA LOOK
SO GOOD IN THIS PHOTO.
301
00:15:47,617 --> 00:15:48,717
HUH.
302
00:15:48,718 --> 00:15:51,348
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HUH"?
303
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,021
DID I SAY "HUH?"
304
00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:57,434
I'M SORRY.
I MEANT TO SAY YOUR
ENTIRE FACE IS PINK.
305
00:15:57,427 --> 00:16:00,087
WHAT?!
306
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,590
"HAIR DYE"?
307
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:03,091
SERIOUSLY?
308
00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:06,243
MY HAIR, MY TEETH
AND NOW MY FACE?
309
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:08,696
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
ELSE TO MESS UP.
310
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,200
UM, TRISH,
MY HANDS ARE STUCK.
311
00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:16,214
I STAND CORRECTED.
312
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:18,306
HELP ME.
313
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:20,278
( grunting )
314
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,280
WOW, THIS STUFF IS STICKY.
315
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,022
HOW HAVE YOU
NOT BEEN FIRED?
316
00:16:25,015 --> 00:16:27,015
ACTUALLY, I WAS FIRED
TWO HOURS AGO.
317
00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:30,517
MADAME TRINKA'S RIGHT.
I'M THE WORST.
318
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,360
I JUST WANTED YOU
TO HAVE A NICE TIME
BEFORE YOUR PHOTO SHOOT,
319
00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:36,334
AND NOW I'VE RUINED
EVERYTHING.
320
00:16:36,326 --> 00:16:38,326
I'M SO SORRY, ALLY.
321
00:16:39,529 --> 00:16:43,029
IT'S OKAY.
I KNOW YOU MEANT WELL.
322
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:46,183
I'M ALSO SORRY THAT
I JUST PUT MY HANDS
ON MY FACE
323
00:16:46,176 --> 00:16:47,476
BECAUSE NOW THEY'RE STUCK!
324
00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:49,037
( grunting )
325
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:52,139
- OH!
- ( screams )
326
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,324
THOSE AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE THERE.
327
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,286
( laughing )
328
00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:01,189
I'M SORRY, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
329
00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:03,721
- NO.
- NO.
330
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:14,361
AW, MAN, THEY'RE PASSING
THE CHILI OUT TO EVERYONE.
331
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:17,144
GREAT. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THEIR REACTIONS TO MY CHILI.
332
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,037
I'M SURE TO WIN.
333
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,138
MY POINT IS THERE'S TOO
MUCH CHILI TO LOOK THROUGH.
334
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,711
WE'RE NEVER GONNA
FIND THE NECKLACE.
335
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,175
UH-OH,
HERE COMES ALLY AND TRISH.
336
00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:30,247
HMM. THERE'S SOMETHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU GUYS.
337
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:34,250
YEAH, HER FACE IS PINK,
AND I DON'T HAVE ANY EYEBROWS.
338
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,194
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
339
00:17:39,489 --> 00:17:42,189
Both:
ALLY, THERE'S SOMETHING
WE HAVE TO TELL YOU.
340
00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:43,832
I'LL TELL HER.
341
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,473
NO, I'LL TELL HER.
342
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,335
FINE, YOU TELL HER.
343
00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:50,567
OKAY, W-W-WAIT.
STOP TALKING.
344
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,370
Both:
GUYS, WILL ONE OF YOU JUST
TELL US WHAT'S GOING--
345
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,213
OH, COME ON!
346
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,776
ALLY, I LOST YOUR
GRANDMOTHER'S NECKLACE.
347
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,448
WHAT?!
348
00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:03,280
THAT NECKLACE HAS BEEN
IN MY FAMILY FOREVER.
349
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,523
GRANNY'S GONNA BE
SO DEVASTATED.
350
00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:07,355
WE CAN STILL FIND IT.
351
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:10,287
IT'S IN ONE OF THOSE BOWLS
OF CHILI. I JUST DON'T
KNOW WHICH ONE.
352
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,690
( whimpers )
353
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:14,762
I DIDN'T WANNA
HAVE TO DO THIS
354
00:18:14,764 --> 00:18:16,334
'CAUSE IT COULD MEAN
I LOSE THE CHILI COOK-OFF,
355
00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:19,526
BUT FOR YOU, ALLY.
356
00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:22,169
ATTENTION, CHILI FANS.
357
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:24,502
THERE'S A HIDDEN NECKLACE
IN ONE OF THESE POTS
OR BOWLS OF CHILI.
358
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,684
WHOEVER FINDS IT
WINS $1,000!
359
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,740
- DO ANY OF YOU GUYS
HAVE $1,000?
- NO.
360
00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:35,522
WE BETTER FIND IT
BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES.
361
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,145
( clamoring )
362
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,627
WAIT, STOP.
YOU'RE RUINING THE COOK-OFF!
363
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,143
( screams )
364
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:29,166
WE'VE GONE THROUGH
ALL THE CHILI
365
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,238
AND NO ONE'S
FOUND MY NECKLACE.
366
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:34,901
- ( Austin sighs )
- WAIT, THERE'S ONE BOWL LEFT.
367
00:19:34,904 --> 00:19:37,354
- OH!
- THE NECKLACE HAS
GOTTA BE IN THERE.
368
00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:38,847
THEN THAT MUST
BE MY CHILI.
369
00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:40,878
SINCE IT'S THE ONLY ONE LEFT
FOR THE JUDGES TO TASTE,
370
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,250
I'M AUTOMATICALLY
GONNA WIN.
371
00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:44,753
NOT SO FAST, RED.
372
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,957
IF I GET THAT BOWL FIRST,
YOU AIN'T WINNING NOTHING.
373
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,720
LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST ME
AND YOU, CHUCKY.
374
00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:56,533
THIS MALL AIN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
375
00:19:56,526 --> 00:20:00,226
ACTUALLY, THE MALL'S
CAPACITY IS 2,847,
376
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,230
AND THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE
PARKING LOTS.
377
00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:04,402
PROCEED.
378
00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:08,206
THAT CHILI'S MINE.
379
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,737
I'M FINALLY GONNA BEAT YOU.
380
00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:11,709
NOT IF I DUMP
IT OUT FIRST.
381
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,695
DRAW.
382
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,019
( shouting )
383
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:58,355
- I GOT IT!
- ( cheering )
384
00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:01,589
LET ME JUST--
385
00:21:01,591 --> 00:21:03,931
THANKS, DEZ.
THAT WAS REALLY SWEET.
386
00:21:08,298 --> 00:21:11,668
BY THE WAY,
ONE OF YOU OWES ME $1,000.
387
00:21:16,806 --> 00:21:20,046
GRANDMA, I WON THE CHILI
COOK-OFF THIS YEAR!
388
00:21:21,511 --> 00:21:24,711
MAKE ROOM ON YOUR 'FRIDGE
FOR MY FIRST PLACE RIBBON.
389
00:21:24,714 --> 00:21:27,694
ACTUALLY,
MAKE ROOM FOR TWO.
390
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,517
I PLAN ON WINNING
THE BARBECUE SAUCE
COOK-OFF, TOO.
391
00:21:33,363 --> 00:21:35,473
NOT SO FAST, RED.
392
00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:39,065
- GOTTA GO, GRANDMA.
- ( beeps )
393
00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:42,428
THE BARBECUE SAUCE
WITH THE STRONGEST
FLAVOR WINS.
394
00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:44,632
AND THAT'S GONNA BE MINE.
395
00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:46,844
MY SAUCE IS SO STRONG,
396
00:21:46,836 --> 00:21:49,706
IT CAN DO 50 ONE-HANDED
PUSH-UPS.
397
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:50,809
OH, YEAH?
398
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,640
WELL,
MY SAUCE IS SO STRONG,
399
00:21:52,642 --> 00:21:55,822
IT WON AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL
IN WEIGHTLIFTING.
400
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,945
MY SAUCE IS SO STRONG,
401
00:21:57,947 --> 00:22:00,017
WHEN SUPERHEROES ARE
IN TROUBLE,
402
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,489
THEY CALL MY SAUCE FOR HELP.
403
00:22:02,492 --> 00:22:04,792
MY SAUCE IS SO STRONG,
404
00:22:04,794 --> 00:22:07,864
IT'S DOING A BUDDY COP
MOVIE WITH THE ROCK.
405
00:22:07,857 --> 00:22:10,627
MY SAUCE IS SO STRONG,
406
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,030
THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT
RENAMING HERCULES
407
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:16,012
"MY SAUCE-ULES."
408
00:22:16,005 --> 00:22:17,935
OKAY, THAT ONE
409
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,367
DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
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