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OKAY, YOU PUT
ONE HAND HERE
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AND THE OTHER HAND HERE.
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AUSTIN, I KNOW
HOW TO PLAY.
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( cheering )
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OH, YES!
I GOT A HORN-IN-ONE.
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YOU ROCK AT
CLARINET GOLF.
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CAN I TAKE YOU OUT
TO DINNER TO CELEBRATE?
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AUSTIN MONICA MOON.
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ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT
ON OUR FIRST OFFICIAL DATE?
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WHY, YES I AM.
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ALLY-- I DON'T KNOW
YOUR MIDDLE NAME
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DAWSON.
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I ACCEPT.
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AND I AM NEVER
TELLING YOU
MY MIDDLE NAME.
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GREAT. I WANT TO TAKE YOU
TO ILLUSIONS MAGIC CAFE.
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THE WAITERS
ARE MAGICIANS,
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AND YOUR HUNGER
WILL DISAPPEAR.
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AWESOME.
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PICK ME UP
AT 7:30.
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GUESS WHO'S THE BEST
MANAGER IN THE WORLD.
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EH! TIME'S UP.
IT'S ME.
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I GOT YOU A MEETING
WITH THE PRODUCERS
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OF THIS HUGE NEW
ANIMATED MOVIE.
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THEY WANT YOU TO
PITCH THEM A SONG,
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AND IF THEY LIKE IT,
THEY'LL USE IT.
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TRISH, THAT'S AWESOME.
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WHAT'S THE MOVIE?
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IT'S CALLED
"BUTCH AND BITEY."
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IT'S ABOUT THE FRIENDSHIP
BETWEEN A STRAY DOG
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AND THE STREETWISE FLEA
THAT LIVES ON HIS BUTT.
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NICE.
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THEY SENT OVER ALL THIS STUFF
FOR YOU GUYS TO GET INSPIRED.
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IT'S NICE THAT SOMEONE'S
MAKING AN ORIGINAL MOVIE
FOR A CHANGE
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AND NOT SOME CHEESY
MINDLESS SEQUEL.
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GUYS, THE NEW "ZALIENS"
SEQUEL IS COMING OUT!
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- AWESOME!
- SWEET!
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"ZALIENS 8: MY BRAINS."
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GET IT?
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IT'S LIKE THEY
ATE MY BRAINS,
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BUT IT'S THE NUMBER EIGHT.
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( laughing )
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MAN, THOSE MOVIES
ARE GENIUS.
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All: ZALIEN BRAIN SUCK!
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( blubbering )
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- WHOO.
- ( sighs )
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COMING SOON?
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I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG.
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WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE TO
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ONCE TRISH AND I
WIN TICKETS TO THE PREMIERE.
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THEY'RE HAVING A CONTEST
WHERE FANS MAKE A VIDEO
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OF THEIR FAVORITE
ZALIENS SCENE.
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WITH DEZ'S
AWESOME DIRECTING,
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AND MY AMAZING ACTING,
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WE'RE GONNA WIN.
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DID YOU JUST
COMPLIMENT DEZ?
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UH... WHAT?
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YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT.
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OR CAN I?
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ZALIEN BRAIN SUCK!
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( blubbering )
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OH, ALLY.
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LEAVE THE BRAIN SUCKING
TO THE PROS.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE ♪
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♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪
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♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪
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( chuckles )
OUR FIRST OFFICIAL DATE.
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( laughs )
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HOW COOL IS THIS PLACE?
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SO COOL.
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SO, HOW COOL IS THIS
WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING?
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COOL.
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I MEAN,
IT'S BEEN REALLY HOT,
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BUT IT'S COOL
THAT IT'S HOT.
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( laughing )
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( both sighing )
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SO, HOW COOL
IS THIS FORK?
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VERY COOL.
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FOUR PRONGS.
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WHOO.
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IS IT COOL IF WE
STOP SAYING COOL?
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TOTALLY-- YES.
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( laughing )
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I'M AL THE MAGNIFICENT.
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I'LL BE YOUR WAITER
AND CONJURER THIS EVENING.
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TONIGHT'S SPECIALS
ARE THE HOUDINI LINGUINI
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AND SLEIGHT OF HAMBURGER.
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WELL, I'LL HAVE THE BURGER,
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AND THE LADY
WILL HAVE...
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, ALLY?
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I CAN ORDER
FOR MYSELF.
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I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE A GENTLEMAN.
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I APPRECIATE IT, BUT--
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( clears throat )
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SORRY.
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I'LL HAVE THE NOW YOU
SEAFOOD SALAD,
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NOW YOU DON'T.
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GREAT.
WOULD YOU CARE
FOR SOME ROLLS?
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ABRACADA...
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BREAD!
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WHOA.
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BREAD?
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SORRY SORRY SORRY.
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HEY...
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MY CHAIR
IS LEVITATING.
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( awkward laughter )
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COOL.
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HEY, ALLY.
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LISTEN, ABOUT OUR DATE.
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IT WAS WEIRD, RIGHT?
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I KNOW.
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IT'S LIKE WE COULDN'T
EVEN TALK TO EACH OTHER.
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HOW COOL IS
THIS FORK?
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VERY COOL.
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EVEN THE COOLEST
FORK IN THE WORLD
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ISN'T THAT COOL.
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HEY, HOW COOL
IS THIS CASH REGISTER?
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SO COOL.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?
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I THINK WE'RE PUTTING
TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON OURSELVES
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TO BE THE PERFECT COUPLE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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LET'S JUST WORK ON
THE "BUTCH AND BITEY" SONG.
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IT'S NEVER WEIRD
WHEN WE WRITE TOGETHER.
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YEAH.
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LET'S JUST FOCUS
ON OUR MUSIC
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AND EVERYTHING
WILL BE FINE.
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SO, I WAS THINKING THE SONG
SHOULD BE AN EMOTIONAL BALLAD.
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IT'S GONNA PLAY
DURING THE SCENE
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WHERE BUTCH GOES
TO THE POUND
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AND THEY MAKE HIM
WEAR A FLEA COLLAR.
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BITEY ALMOST
DOESN'T MAKE IT.
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DON'T YOU THINK THE SONG
SHOULD BE A LITTLE MORE
FUN AND UPBEAT?
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I MEAN, IT IS ABOUT A FLEA
WHO LIVES ON A DOG'S BUTT.
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SO YOU DON'T
LIKE MY IDEA?
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NO, IT'S GREAT.
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WHAT ABOUT MINE?
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YOURS IS GREAT TOO.
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( nervous laughter )
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I'M SO HAPPY
WE'RE WRITING MUSIC
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AND IT'S NOT
AWKWARD ANYMORE.
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YEP.
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ME TOO.
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SO...
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HOW COOL IS THIS
CASH REGISTER?
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( laughing )
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SO COOL.
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( forced laughter )
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( both sigh )
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Gorlot, give me
the Kanthian crystal.
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NEVER, XANTU.
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THEN SAY GOOD-BYE
TO YOUR ZALIEN SPAWN!
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( laughing )
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MY BABIES!
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MY LOCKER!
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CUT!
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WHERE ARE
ALL MY BOOKS?
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OH, THEY'RE STILL IN THERE.
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WHA--?
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( groans )
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AHH. EW.
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MY BOOKS
ARE ALL GOOEY.
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( chuckles )
WHO KEEPS BOOKS
IN THEIR LOCKER?
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SO HOW'D THE DATE GO?
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OH, IT WAS MAGICAL.
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AS IN OUR WAITER
PULLED THE APPETIZERS
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OUT OF HIS SLEEVE.
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THE DATE ITSELF,
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KIND OF AWKWARD.
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SOMETIMES BEING A COUPLE
CHANGES THINGS.
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I KNOW.
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I WAS ALWAYS AFRAID
THIS WOULD HAPPEN
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IF WE STARTED DATING.
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DO YOU THINK WE'RE
MAKING A MISTAKE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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ON THE ONE HAND,
YOU GUYS SEEM
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PERFECT FOR
EACH OTHER.
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ON THE OTHER HAND,
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MAYBE YOU'RE FEELING
EXTRA PRESSURE
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NOW THAT YOU'RE
BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.
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ON THE OTHER OTHER HAND--
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ENOUGH WITH THE HANDS.
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SORRY.
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WHAT DO I DO?
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I REALLY WANT TO MAKE
THIS WORK WITH AUSTIN.
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DON'T THINK SO MUCH ABOUT
THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP THING.
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JUST GO WITH THE FLOW
AND EVERYTHING WILL
WORK ITSELF OUT.
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READY TO FINISH
SHOOTING THE SCENE?
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OOH, I CAN'T.
I'M LATE FOR MY
COUSIN'S WEDDING.
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YOU'RE GOING
DRESSED LIKE THAT?
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GOOD CATCH.
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ALMOST FORGOT
MY BOWTIE.
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DEZ, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU.
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EVERYTHING'S BEEN WEIRD
SINCE ALLY AND I STARTED DATING.
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WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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( screams )
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WHOA!
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OH, CAN I GET YOU
TO SCREAM LIKE THAT AGAIN
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FOR MY ZALIEN VIDEO?
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I CAN NEVER GET
A GIRLY SCREAM
OUT OF TRISH.
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DEZ, I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU.
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NOW THAT ALLY'S
MY GIRLFRIEND,
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I'M AFRAID TO TELL HER
HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT
HER IDEAS.
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WELL, YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
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IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM,
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GO TO THE GUY
WITH THE BRAINS.
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I MADE IT FOR
THE ZALIEN MOVIE.
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TRY SOME.
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MMM!
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GOOD BRAIN.
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IT'S THE CINNAMON.
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TOTALLY MASKS THE TASTE
OF PIG LIVER.
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( spits )
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ANYWAY, WHAT SHOULD
I DO ABOUT ALLY?
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IT'S SIMPLE.
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IN THE GAME OF LOVE,
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ONE MUST YIELD
TO THE WHIMS
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OF THEIR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
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HUH?
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DUDE, JUST COMPROMISE.
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COMPROMISE.
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I CAN DO THAT.
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THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.
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OH, AND IF YOU EVER
FIND YOURSELF IN TROUBLE,
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YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
WITH A CUTE PET NAME,
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TIGER PANCAKE.
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DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.
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SO, LET'S GIVE
THIS SONG A SHOT.
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OKAY. I STILL THINK
IT SHOULD BE A SAD BALLAD
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00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:31,359
ABOUT THE CHALLENGES
BUTCH AND BITEY FACE
246
00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:34,161
AS THEY ESCAPE THE POUND
AND PURSUE THEIR DREAMS
247
00:10:34,164 --> 00:10:36,374
OF OPENING A TACO TRUCK.
248
00:10:36,366 --> 00:10:37,666
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
249
00:10:37,668 --> 00:10:40,168
WELL, UH...
250
00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:41,640
ONE SHOULD YIELD
TO THE WHIMS
251
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,041
OF THEIR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
252
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,054
DUDE, JUST COMPROMISE.
253
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,717
UH...
254
00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:50,219
I REALLY LIKE YOUR IDEA.
255
00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:52,922
LET'S JUST GO WITH THAT,
256
00:10:52,923 --> 00:10:56,133
MY LITTLE
GOOSE PICKLE.
257
00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:58,857
SORRY.
258
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,059
AUSTIN, I DON'T WANT
TO "JUST DO THAT."
259
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,431
WE'RE PARTNERS.
260
00:11:02,432 --> 00:11:04,942
I WANT TO HEAR
YOUR IDEAS TOO.
261
00:11:04,935 --> 00:11:06,865
WELL, I'VE BEEN
RIFFING ON SOMETHING
262
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,097
A LITTLE MORE
FUN AND ROCKING.
263
00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:11,869
♪ BUTCH SCRATCHES ALL DAY
AND ITCHES ALL NIGHT ♪
264
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,072
♪ 'CAUSE BITEY
LIVES ON HIS BUTT ♪
265
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,303
♪ AND HE LOVES TO BITE ♪
266
00:11:14,304 --> 00:11:16,954
♪ OW! ♪
267
00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:18,077
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
268
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,079
WELL...
269
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,951
JUST GO WITH THE FLOW
270
00:11:22,953 --> 00:11:25,093
AND EVERYTHING WILL
WORK ITSELF OUT.
271
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,917
YOUR IDEA'S
GREAT TOO.
272
00:11:28,919 --> 00:11:31,959
- YES.
- MY LITTLE...
273
00:11:31,962 --> 00:11:33,192
CUTE NICKNAME.
274
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,123
( chuckles )
275
00:11:34,124 --> 00:11:35,374
SORRY.
276
00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:39,097
WHY DON'T WE USE
BOTH OUR IDEAS?
277
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,429
WE COULD WRITE
A FUNNY...
278
00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,900
- AND SAD...
- BUT UPBEAT...
279
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,102
- YET SENTIMENTAL...
- SONG ABOUT THE HILARITY...
280
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,884
- AND TRAGEDY...
- OF LIVING ON A
DOG'S BUTT.
281
00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:49,978
PERFECT.
282
00:11:59,149 --> 00:12:01,249
WE ONLY HAVE ONE
ZALIEN HEAD TO BLOW UP,
283
00:12:01,251 --> 00:12:02,851
SO WE GOTTA
TEST THE EXPLOSION
284
00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:04,123
ON SOMETHING ELSE
FIRST.
285
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,934
I FILLED ALL THESE UP
WITH EXPLODING CAPSULES,
286
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,097
AND BRAIN GOO.
287
00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:09,998
GREAT!
LET'S BLOW SOMETHING UP
288
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,730
THEN FINISH SHOOTING
THE LAST PART OF THE SCENE.
289
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,131
YES!
290
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,373
I HOPE YOU PUT ENOUGH
CAPSULES IN THAT PINEAPPLE.
291
00:12:15,365 --> 00:12:17,435
THERE'S GOTTA BE
BRAINS EVERYWHERE.
292
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,137
( scoffs )
THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME
293
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,409
I'VE BLOWN UP
TROPICAL FRUIT.
294
00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:23,210
I TOTALLY RUINED
MY COUSIN'S WEDDING
YESTERDAY.
295
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,754
YOU GOTTA SHAKE IT
TO ACTIVATE
296
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,215
THE EXPLODING CAPSULES.
297
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,250
WE SHOULD BE
SAFE BACK HERE.
298
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,521
( explosion )
299
00:12:35,085 --> 00:12:37,155
YOU THINK THAT
EXPLOSION WAS BIG ENOUGH
300
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,157
TO GET US INTO
THE "ZALIENS" PREMIERE?
301
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,159
Both: WHOO!
302
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,160
OH, YEAH.
303
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,038
( chuckling )
304
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,170
WHOA.
305
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,901
LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.
306
00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:54,303
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE PITCHING A SONG
307
00:12:54,304 --> 00:12:55,784
FOR A MOVIE.
308
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,175
I'M JUST GLAD WE
WERE ABLE TO COMPROMISE
309
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,277
AND FINISH THE SONG.
310
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,508
YEAH, ME TOO.
311
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:01,950
IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
312
00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:03,382
TOTALLY.
313
00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:06,185
SHOULD WE LISTEN
TO IT ONE MORE TIME?
314
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,386
YEAH.
315
00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:12,389
♪ I'm a dog
and you are a flea ♪
316
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:17,472
♪ But we get along
like family ♪
317
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:20,867
♪ Butch scratches all day
and itches all night ♪
318
00:13:20,871 --> 00:13:22,271
♪ 'Cause Bitey
lives on his butt ♪
319
00:13:22,272 --> 00:13:25,082
♪ And he loves to bite ♪
320
00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:26,905
♪ Ahh! ♪
321
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,207
THE SONG'S TERRIBLE!
322
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,939
I KNOW.
323
00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:33,381
WE'RE ABOUT TO PITCH
THE WORST SONG EVER.
324
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,903
WE'VE NEVER WRITTEN
A SONG THIS BAD.
325
00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:46,355
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
326
00:13:46,356 --> 00:13:48,426
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
I NEVER LIKED YOUR IDEA,
327
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,828
BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
'CAUSE I DIDN'T
328
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,999
WANT TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS.
329
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:54,031
WHAT, YOU THINK I'M TOO WEAK
TO HANDLE CRITICISM?
330
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,944
MY BEST FRIEND IS TRISH.
331
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,206
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY ANYTHING TO ME?
332
00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:01,238
I THOUGHT IF I CALLED
YOUR IDEAS CHILDISH,
333
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,871
IT WOULD HURT
YOUR FEELINGS.
334
00:14:02,873 --> 00:14:04,443
SO YOU THINK
I'M CHILDISH?
335
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,054
LIKE SOME KID WHO
LAUGHS AT BUTT JOKES
336
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,116
AND PLAYS
WITH TOYS?
337
00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:09,117
( passes gas )
338
00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:10,249
( laughing )
339
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,450
NO WAY!
340
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,921
THIS THING'S MADE
FART NOISES THE WHOLE TIME?
341
00:14:13,924 --> 00:14:15,134
I GOTTA SHOW DEZ!
342
00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:19,026
'CAUSE HE IS CHILDISH.
343
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,590
ALL RIGHT, KIDS.
344
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:27,142
YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES
TO CONVINCE ME TO USE YOUR SONG.
345
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:28,137
( timer beeps )
346
00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:29,638
WOW ME.
347
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,940
BEFORE WE GET TO
THE SONG IDEA,
348
00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:35,613
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT I PERSONALLY
349
00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:37,605
RESPONDED TO
THE BITEY CHARACTER.
350
00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:40,908
SHE CAN TOTALLY
TAKE CRITICISM.
351
00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:42,651
WHEN BUTCH TOLD BITEY
352
00:14:42,652 --> 00:14:44,482
HE DIDN'T LIKE HER TACOS,
353
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,364
BITEY DIDN'T CRY.
354
00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:48,216
THAT FLEA CREATED
THE SECRET SALSA
355
00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:49,658
THAT SAVED THE ORPHANAGE!
356
00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:53,619
AND WHEN SALSA GAVE
ALL THE ORPHANS BAD GAS,
357
00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:57,503
BUTCH DIDN'T LAUGH LIKE
MOST NORMAL PEOPLE WOULD
358
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,967
WHEN HUNDREDS OF
BABIES ARE FARTING.
359
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:01,630
HE HELPED
TAKE CARE OF THEM
360
00:15:01,631 --> 00:15:04,631
'CAUSE HE'S NOT
A CHILDISH DOG.
361
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,184
WOOF.
362
00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:07,636
WOW.
363
00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:10,307
YOU KIDS ARE REAL CUTE.
364
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:14,180
YOU'VE GOT THREE MINUTES
AND 45 SECONDS LEFT.
365
00:15:14,184 --> 00:15:16,954
CAN I HEAR THE SONG?
366
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,651
WHOO!
THAT SCENE WAS AMAZING!
367
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:26,663
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA
WIN THE ZALIEN CONTEST.
368
00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:27,996
I KNOW!
369
00:15:27,998 --> 00:15:30,298
I'VE NEVER SEEN
SO MUCH BRAIN GOO.
370
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,530
WANT TO SEE
MORE BRAIN GOO?
371
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,532
WE NEVER BLEW UP
ALL THIS OTHER STUFF.
372
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,674
LET'S START WITH
THE BUTCH DOLL.
373
00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:37,935
HE HAD THE MOST
EXPLODING CAPSULES.
374
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,007
LET'S DO IT!
375
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,010
UH, WHERE'S BUTCH?
376
00:15:43,213 --> 00:15:44,673
YOU DON'T THINK
AUSTIN AND ALLY
377
00:15:44,674 --> 00:15:45,954
TOOK HIM TO
THE PITCH, DO YOU?
378
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,345
AS LONG AS THEY
DON'T SHAKE HIM,
379
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,718
EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE FINE.
380
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,020
NOT ONLY
IS BUTCH MATURE,
381
00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:54,483
HE'S SMART TOO.
382
00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:58,964
HE CAN FETCH,
SIT, ROLL OVER.
383
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,488
AND DRIVE A TACO TRUCK.
384
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:04,963
BITEY DOESN'T
DO ANY TRICKS.
385
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,704
BITEY DOESN'T
NEED ANY TRICKS
386
00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:08,466
'CAUSE SHE'S TOUGH.
387
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,438
BUTCH CAN TRY
TO SHAKE HER OFF HIS BACK,
388
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,000
BUT SHE'S UNSHAKABLE.
389
00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:14,972
WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS
HAVE TO DO
390
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,084
WITH YOU TWO WRITING
A SONG FOR MY MOVIE?
391
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:22,710
BUTCH IS STARTING TO THINK
THAT RUNNING A TACO TRUCK
392
00:16:22,712 --> 00:16:24,982
WAS WAY EASIER
BEFORE HE AND BITEY
393
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,264
STARTED DATING.
394
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,657
MAYBE THEY SHOULDN'T DATE
395
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,118
BECAUSE IT'S MAKING
EVERYTHING WEIRD
396
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,990
AND AFFECTING
THEIR SONGWRITING.
397
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:36,004
MAYBE BUTCH AND BITEY
SHOULD JUST GO BACK
398
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,025
TO BEING FRIENDS.
399
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,599
GIVE ME THAT DOG!
400
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,602
YOU KNOW,
IN ALL OF MY YEARS
401
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,284
IN THE CARTOON BUSINESS,
402
00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:50,606
I HAVE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED
IN SUCH A RIDICULOUS--
403
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,740
( explosion )
404
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,286
AUSTIN,
DON'T SHAKE THE--
405
00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:00,489
AH, NEVER MIND.
406
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,122
SO...
407
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,664
HOW'D THE PITCH GO?
408
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,774
DID YOU SEE
HIS FACE?
409
00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:18,166
I COULDN'T.
410
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:20,438
IT WAS COVERED
IN ZALIEN BRAINS.
411
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,670
AND BUTCH GOO.
412
00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:23,041
( laughing )
413
00:17:26,116 --> 00:17:27,646
I'M REALLY SORRY,
AUSTIN.
414
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,117
I DON'T LIKE HOW
THINGS HAVE BEEN
DIFFERENT BETWEEN US
415
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,350
SINCE WE'VE
BEEN DATING.
416
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,781
I KNOW.
417
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:35,662
I'M SORRY TOO.
418
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,325
IT SEEMS LIKE
NOW THAT WE'RE A COUPLE,
419
00:17:37,327 --> 00:17:39,687
WE'RE JUST TOO AFRAID
TO HURT EACH OTHER'S
FEELINGS.
420
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,129
YOU'RE RIGHT.
421
00:17:41,131 --> 00:17:43,391
YOU KNOW I DON'T
THINK YOU'RE WEAK.
422
00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:45,063
AND I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE CHILDISH.
423
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,674
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY THAT.
424
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,737
I'M TOTALLY CHILDISH.
425
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:51,139
( laughing )
426
00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:53,772
I REALLY WANTED
THIS TO WORK.
427
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,353
ME TOO.
428
00:17:56,346 --> 00:17:57,376
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
429
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,147
I JUST THINK
BEING TOGETHER
430
00:17:59,149 --> 00:18:01,549
IS GETTING IN THE WAY
OF US BEING US.
431
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:03,751
THINGS WERE GREAT
THE WAY THEY WERE.
432
00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:08,415
MAYBE WE'RE NOT READY
TO BE A COUPLE JUST YET.
433
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,420
FRIENDS?
434
00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:14,362
AND PARTNERS.
435
00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:15,374
ALWAYS.
436
00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:22,601
UH...
437
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,805
THIS IS JUST
AS FRIENDS, RIGHT?
438
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:31,438
YEAH. JUST AS FRIENDS.
439
00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:35,853
OKAY, BUT DON'T
LET GO JUST YET.
440
00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:38,385
I WASN'T GOING TO.
441
00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:47,856
DINNER IS SERVED.
442
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,414
WHOA.
443
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:01,870
( laughing )
444
00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:07,724
DID WE REALLY ORDER
THIS MUCH FOOD?
445
00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:12,881
I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING.
446
00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:20,228
OH, CAN WE GET
SOME KETCHUP?
447
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:22,630
IT'S IN MY OTHER HAT.
448
00:19:26,436 --> 00:19:27,896
THIS PLACE IS
WAY MORE FUN
449
00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:29,237
WHEN YOU'RE NOT ON A DATE.
450
00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:30,769
AND TOTALLY
NOT AWKWARD.
451
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,705
OKAY, STILL
A LITTLE AWKWARD.
452
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,250
GUYS, WE HAVE GREAT NEWS.
453
00:19:42,252 --> 00:19:44,512
OH, ARE YOU GUYS
ON A DATE?
454
00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:47,624
NO. WE DECIDED
WE'RE NOT GONNA
DO THAT FOR NOW.
455
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,557
WE'RE BACK TO JUST
US BEING US.
456
00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:51,959
AND WE'RE REALLY HAPPY.
457
00:19:51,961 --> 00:19:53,861
AS LONG AS
YOU GUYS ARE HAPPY
458
00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:54,923
AND PAYING FOR
OUR DINNER,
459
00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:56,804
I'M HAPPY TOO.
460
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,666
WELL, I'M NOT
HAPPY ABOUT IT.
461
00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,628
IT'S GONNA TAKE ME
FOREVER TO GET OVER THIS.
462
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:01,730
TELL THEM ABOUT
THE CONTEST!
463
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,971
OH, YEAH! WE WON!
464
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,813
WE'RE GOING TO
THE "ZALIENS" PREMIERE.
465
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,205
- WHOO!
- THAT'S SO COOL.
466
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,236
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- SHOW THEM THE VIDEO.
467
00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:14,711
( evil laughter )
468
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,754
Gorlot, give me
the Kanthian crystal.
469
00:20:17,747 --> 00:20:19,687
Never, Xantu!
470
00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:23,349
Then say good-bye
to your Zalien spawn!
471
00:20:23,353 --> 00:20:25,833
- ( laughing )
- My babies!
472
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,595
Zalien brain suck!
473
00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:29,957
( blubbering )
474
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:32,629
( screams )
475
00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:42,709
No one eats my babies
476
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:43,842
but me!
477
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,853
( evil laughter )
478
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,980
( laughter continues )
479
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,793
READY TO FINISH
SHOOTING THE SCENE?
480
00:20:55,785 --> 00:20:56,985
OOH, I CAN'T.
481
00:20:56,986 --> 00:20:58,256
I'M LATE FOR
MY COUSIN'S WEDDING.
482
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,329
( laughing )
483
00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:03,932
I HOPE YOU PUT
ENOUGH BRAIN--
484
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:05,543
ONE MORE TIME.
485
00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:06,995
WHOO!
486
00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:08,536
THAT WAS AMAZ--
OOPS. ONE MORE TIME.
487
00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:09,638
SORRY.
488
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:12,741
AUSTIN, DON'T
SHAKE THE--
489
00:21:12,742 --> 00:21:15,312
MY HAND'S STUCK
ON THE DOOR.
490
00:21:15,305 --> 00:21:16,005
AUSTIN,
WHATEVER YOU DO,
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00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,475
DON'T--
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00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,577
I'M SORRY, COULD WE
DO THAT ONE MORE TIME?
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