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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:10,539 THIS JOB IS SO BORING, MOM. 2 00:00:10,541 --> 00:00:13,511 THE ONLY THING OLDER THAN THE ANTIQUES WE SELL 3 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,124 ARE THE CUSTOMERS WHO BUY IT. 4 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,016 - YOU SHOULD SEE THIS OLD BAT I'M LOOKING AT. - ( huffs ) 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,588 NOT YOU, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS OLD BAT! 6 00:00:21,592 --> 00:00:26,502 TRISH, YOU'VE ALREADY OFFENDED SIX CUSTOMERS AND IT'S NOT EVEN LUNCH YET! 7 00:00:26,497 --> 00:00:29,527 OH YEAH, ABOUT THAT, CAN I GO ON MY LUNCH BREAK NOW? 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,500 SELL SOMETHING OR YOU'RE FIRED. 9 00:00:31,502 --> 00:00:33,262 YOU-- I'M WATCHING YOU. 10 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:38,806 HEY, TRISH. WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE ANTIQUES. 11 00:00:38,809 --> 00:00:42,539 IT'S LIKE A ROOM FULL OF BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES. 12 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,723 THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE MY GRANDFATHER'S DIRTY OLD SHOES. 13 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:49,076 HEY, IT'S MY GRANDPA'S SHOES! 14 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,450 PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BUY SOMETHING. 15 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:54,462 ACTUALLY, I JUST ENTERED A SHORT STORY CONTEST 16 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,555 AND I'M LOOKING FOR A VINTAGE TYPEWRITER. 17 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,387 I WANT SOMETHING LIKE ERNEST HEMINGWAY WROTE ON. 18 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:01,660 I HAVE JUST THE THING. 19 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,272 THAT ONE'S PERFECT! 20 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:13,601 I'LL TAKE IT, TRISH. I'M SURE TO WIN THE CONTEST WITH THIS. 21 00:01:13,604 --> 00:01:15,814 NOT SO FAST, RED. 22 00:01:15,806 --> 00:01:17,806 CHUCK. 23 00:01:17,808 --> 00:01:20,208 I ENTERED THE CONTEST TOO. 24 00:01:20,211 --> 00:01:23,611 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME, CHUCK. I'M GONNA WIN THE SHORT STORY CONTEST. 25 00:01:23,614 --> 00:01:26,694 YOU WISH. MY STORY'S SO SHORT, 26 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,117 YOU CAN SEE ITS FEET ON ITS DRIVER'S LICENSE. 27 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:33,660 MY STORY'S SO SHORT, IT'S NOT ALLOWED TO GO ON ANY CARNIVAL RIDES. 28 00:01:33,664 --> 00:01:35,674 MY STORY'S SO SHORT, 29 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:38,866 WHEN IT SITS ON A DIME ITS FEET DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND. 30 00:01:38,869 --> 00:01:41,729 MY STORY'S SO SHORT, THAT IT'S, UM-- 31 00:01:41,732 --> 00:01:44,682 - THAT'S IT'S, UH... - ( sniffs ) 32 00:01:44,675 --> 00:01:46,535 - I THINK I SMELL SMOKE. - ( sniffs ) 33 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:49,407 MUST BE YOUR BRAIN ON OVERDRIVE. ( cackling ) 34 00:01:51,782 --> 00:01:54,352 SAVE IT FOR THE CONTEST. 35 00:01:54,345 --> 00:01:56,345 ADIOS, MUCHACHOS. 36 00:01:56,347 --> 00:01:58,587 THAT'S RIGHT, TRISHITA BONITA, 37 00:01:58,589 --> 00:02:00,549 I KNOW SPANISH. ( clicks tongue ) 38 00:02:04,255 --> 00:02:07,295 SO ARE YOU GONNA BUY THAT OLD TYPEWRITER OR NOT, DEZ? 39 00:02:07,298 --> 00:02:09,758 LET ME TEST IT OUT. 40 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,900 "A GIANT MAN-EATING FISH 41 00:02:12,903 --> 00:02:16,643 SLOWLY APPROACHED." ( dings ) 42 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:21,139 ( laughs ) THAT'S FUNNY. THAT BIG GUY'S EATING SUSHI. 43 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:25,481 - WHY IS THAT FUNNY? - BECAUSE HE'S A GIANT MAN EATING FISH. 44 00:02:25,476 --> 00:02:28,416 MAN-EATING FISH? DEZ JUST TYPED THAT. 45 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:30,749 WHOA, MAYBE THE TYPEWRITER'S MAGIC. 46 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,381 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MAGIC TYPEWRITER. 47 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:38,834 LET'S TEST IT OUT. "A CRAZY BIRD CAME OUT OF NOWHERE." 48 00:02:38,829 --> 00:02:41,759 - ( dings ) - ( cuckoos ) 49 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:45,672 - ( laughing ) - OKAY, THAT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE. 50 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,366 TYPE SOMETHING ELSE. 51 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,668 UH, "IT BEGAN TO RAIN 52 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,340 HOT DOGS INSIDE THE STORE." 53 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:02,450 YOU GUYS SEE THE HOT DOGS TOO, RIGHT? 54 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,756 ( theme music playing ) 55 00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:11,188 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE, I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 56 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,271 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 57 00:03:14,265 --> 00:03:15,825 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 58 00:03:15,826 --> 00:03:17,326 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 59 00:03:17,328 --> 00:03:20,398 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 60 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:23,531 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 61 00:03:23,534 --> 00:03:24,844 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 62 00:03:24,835 --> 00:03:27,435 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 63 00:03:27,438 --> 00:03:31,608 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 64 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:34,752 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 65 00:03:34,745 --> 00:03:37,545 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 66 00:03:37,548 --> 00:03:40,888 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 67 00:03:40,891 --> 00:03:43,591 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 68 00:03:43,594 --> 00:03:46,734 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 69 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,757 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 70 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:53,330 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 71 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:04,682 OKAY, THERE'S A LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS. 72 00:04:04,675 --> 00:04:07,015 GUYS EATING SUSHI GO INTO STORES. 73 00:04:07,017 --> 00:04:09,617 CUCKOO CLOCKS GO OFF EVERY HOUR. 74 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,750 HOT DOGS FALL FROM THE SKY. 75 00:04:14,425 --> 00:04:16,555 OKAY, MAYBE IT IS A MAGIC TYPEWRITER. 76 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,827 THE ONLY THING MAGIC ABOUT THAT TYPEWRITER 77 00:04:18,829 --> 00:04:21,559 IS THAT I WAS ABLE TO GET SOME SUCKER TO BUY IT FOR 50 BUCKS. 78 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,462 THANKS AGAIN, DEZ. 79 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:26,904 I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP TESTING IT OUT. 80 00:04:26,897 --> 00:04:29,867 "THE TYPEWRITER BROUGHT THOSE AROUND IT 81 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,340 - GREAT FORTUNE." - ( dings ) 82 00:04:32,343 --> 00:04:34,513 GREAT FORTUNE, GREAT FORTUNE! 83 00:04:34,505 --> 00:04:37,775 - I WON, ALLY! - WHAT DID YOU WIN, DAD? 84 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:41,348 THE MALL ASSOCIATION'S STORE OWNER OF THE YEAR AWARD. 85 00:04:41,352 --> 00:04:43,512 I WANT YOU TO PRESENT ME WITH THE AWARD, HONEY. 86 00:04:43,514 --> 00:04:46,564 - I'M HONORED, MR. DAWSON. - I WAS TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER. 87 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:51,689 OH, THIS IS THE SECOND LUCKIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, 88 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:54,532 - NEXT TO THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. - AWW. 89 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:57,495 I'LL NEVER FORGET WALKING OUT OF THAT DELIVERY ROOM 90 00:04:57,498 --> 00:05:00,398 AND FINDING A $20 BILL ON THE FLOOR. 91 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,484 I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS TYPEWRITER REALLY IS MAGIC. 92 00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:08,307 DEZ, TYPE SOMETHING ELSE. 93 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:12,678 "DEZ ATE A GIANT MEAT-LOVER'S SUB." 94 00:05:12,683 --> 00:05:15,453 DID SOMEBODY ORDER A MEAT-LOVER'S SUB? 95 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:19,446 OKAY, NOW I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE. 96 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:21,420 TYPE SOMETHING FOR ME! 97 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,692 OOH, I WANT TO DATE A CHEERLEADER. 98 00:05:26,056 --> 00:05:28,556 DID SOMEBODY ORDER A MEAT-LOVER'S SUB? 99 00:05:28,559 --> 00:05:31,629 OOPS, I ACCIDENTALLY TYPED OVER THE LAST THING I WROTE. 100 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:34,542 THAT'S OKAY, THIS ONE'S BETTER. 101 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:37,605 GIVE ME AN "S," GIVE ME A "U," GIVE ME A "B"! 102 00:05:37,608 --> 00:05:39,468 I'M AUSTIN. 103 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:40,940 'SUP? 104 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,819 THAT TYPEWRITER'S THE BEST THING EVER! 105 00:05:50,821 --> 00:05:53,121 THANKS FOR MY MONEY TREE, DEZ. 106 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,855 HERE, GO BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING PRETTY. 107 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,528 THAT WAS A LEAF. 108 00:06:00,631 --> 00:06:02,761 THANKS FOR ALL THESE BOOKS, DEZ! 109 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:05,803 THERE'S ENOUGH HERE TO LAST ME A WHOLE WEEK. 110 00:06:05,796 --> 00:06:08,496 YOU GIRLS MIGHT WANT TO STEP ASIDE. 111 00:06:08,499 --> 00:06:10,499 AUSTIN'S ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER DREAM COME TRUE. 112 00:06:13,103 --> 00:06:15,853 THERE'S FIVE SECONDS LEFT, THE HEAT ARE DOWN BY ONE. 113 00:06:15,846 --> 00:06:18,006 AUSTIN MOON STEALS THE BALL 114 00:06:18,008 --> 00:06:20,548 AND DOES HIS FAMOUS AUSTIN MOON DUNK. 115 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:30,158 - YES! - OH, YEAH! 116 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,460 GIVE ME AN "A," GIVE ME A "U," 117 00:06:32,463 --> 00:06:35,733 - GIVE ME AN "S"-- - YEAH YEAH, WE GET IT. 118 00:06:35,726 --> 00:06:38,666 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TYPE NEXT? 119 00:06:38,669 --> 00:06:40,669 WELL, I HAVE A DRIVER'S TEST COMING UP. 120 00:06:40,671 --> 00:06:43,101 - YOU WANT DEZ TO HELP YOU PASS? - NO, 121 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,983 I WANT A NEW CAR WHEN I PASS. 122 00:06:44,975 --> 00:06:48,005 SOMETHING COOL... LIKE A FIRE TRUCK! 123 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,081 - IS THAT REAL MONEY ON THAT TREE? - NO. 124 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,593 - WHAT? - Trish: YEAH RIGHT. 125 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:57,616 THIS IS A MONEY TREE! 126 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,848 AND A MERMAID GAVE IT TO ME 127 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:03,490 AS A REWARD FOR FINDING HER RUNAWAY UNICORN. 128 00:07:04,955 --> 00:07:07,655 WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING SO SUSPICIOUS? 129 00:07:07,658 --> 00:07:10,628 WHAT?! SUSPICIOUS? 130 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:14,711 IF ANYTHING, WE'RE ACTING UNSUSPICIOUS. 131 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:20,567 I HOPE YOU'RE PREPARED TO LOSE THAT CONTEST, DEZ-ASTER. 132 00:07:20,571 --> 00:07:23,211 'CAUSE I'M GONNA WRITE THE COOLEST STORY EVER. 133 00:07:23,213 --> 00:07:25,723 PLEASE. MY STORY'S SO COOL, 134 00:07:25,716 --> 00:07:28,516 IT'S GONNA HOST THE NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS. 135 00:07:28,519 --> 00:07:32,549 MY STORY'S SO COOL, WHEN MY AIR CONDITIONING BREAKS 136 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:35,233 I STAND NEXT TO MY STORY TO COOL DOWN. 137 00:07:35,225 --> 00:07:38,055 YEAH? WELL, MY STORY'S SO COOL 138 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:41,758 BECAUSE EVERYTHING I TYPE ON MY MAGIC TYPEWRITER COMES TRUE. 139 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,662 ( gasps ) 140 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,844 DID YOU JUST SAY YOU HAVE A MAGIC TYPEWRITER? 141 00:07:45,836 --> 00:07:50,536 YEAH RIGHT, IT'S A "MAGIC" TYPEWRITER. 142 00:07:50,541 --> 00:07:53,971 HE BOUGHT IT FROM A LEPRECHAUN WITH MY MONEY TREE. 143 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,884 RIGHT. 144 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,906 WELL, I GUESS I'LL MOSEY ALONG. 145 00:07:57,908 --> 00:08:01,148 I'M GOING TO THE GYM. THAT'S RIGHT. 146 00:08:01,151 --> 00:08:03,181 I WORK OUT. ( clicks tongue ) 147 00:08:07,618 --> 00:08:09,788 DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS MY TYPEWRITER'S MAGIC?! 148 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,720 WELL, YOU PRETTY MUCH JUST TOLD HIM IT WAS. 149 00:08:11,722 --> 00:08:14,162 ( groans ) I BETTER HIDE IT IN A SAFE PLACE. 150 00:08:14,164 --> 00:08:18,774 I'LL TYPE MYSELF A GIANT CASTLE SURROUNDED BY A MOAT AND FIRE-BREATHING DRAGONS. 151 00:08:18,769 --> 00:08:20,729 - ( hisses ) - OR YOU COULD JUST PUT IT 152 00:08:20,731 --> 00:08:22,671 IN THE PRACTICE ROOM AND LOCK THE DOOR. 153 00:08:22,673 --> 00:08:24,033 HMMM. FINE. 154 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:25,784 "DEZ PICKED UP THE TYPEWRITER 155 00:08:25,776 --> 00:08:27,776 AND CARRIED IT BACK TO THE PRACTICE ROOM." 156 00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:31,839 ( gasps ) EVERYTHING I TYPE 157 00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:34,692 COMES TRUE! IT STILL BLOWS MY MIND. 158 00:08:41,652 --> 00:08:43,592 ( car racing game playing ) 159 00:08:44,755 --> 00:08:47,695 SHOULDN'T YOU BE STUDYING FOR YOUR DRIVER'S TEST? 160 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:50,158 I AM. I'M PLAYING "CRASH CITY." 161 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,760 IF I CAN DRIVE A FLAMING SEMI TRUCK OVER A COLLAPSING BRIDGE, 162 00:08:53,764 --> 00:08:56,944 I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN PARALLEL PARK. 163 00:08:56,937 --> 00:09:00,107 TOO BAD YOUR DRIVING TEST IS ON THE SAME DAY AS MY DAD'S AWARD CEREMONY. 164 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:01,770 I WAS REALLY HOPING YOU COULD COME. 165 00:09:01,772 --> 00:09:04,012 WHEN YOU'RE DONE WRITING YOUR SPEECH, YOU WANNA GRAB SOMETHING TO EAT? 166 00:09:04,014 --> 00:09:05,824 I CAN'T, I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 167 00:09:05,816 --> 00:09:09,976 - IT'S PACKED DOWNSTAIRS. - I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT. 168 00:09:12,683 --> 00:09:14,893 "THE CUSTOMERS FLED IN HORROR 169 00:09:14,885 --> 00:09:18,155 WHEN THE GIANT ELEPHANT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE." 170 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,688 I WISH. 171 00:09:20,691 --> 00:09:22,761 ( elephant trumpets ) 172 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,973 - ( screams ) - ( crashing ) 173 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,965 PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TYPED SOMETHING ELSE. 174 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,970 ( suspenseful music playing ) 175 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:52,059 I DIDN'T WIN FIRST PLACE IN THAT BURGLARY CONTEST FOR NOTHING. 176 00:09:53,824 --> 00:09:55,604 HEE HEE HEE! 177 00:10:05,936 --> 00:10:07,806 HEY, TRISH. UH... 178 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,138 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING AT THE ANTIQUE SHOP TODAY. 179 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:12,310 YOU GAVE ME A MONEY TREE. 180 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,342 I'M NEVER WORKING AGAIN. 181 00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:18,054 I BOUGHT THE ANTIQUE SHOP AND NOW MR. GOWER WORKS FOR ME. 182 00:10:18,048 --> 00:10:20,648 FINISHED YOUR SHOPPING, MISS DE LA ROSA. 183 00:10:20,651 --> 00:10:23,891 HERE'S YOUR SMOOTHIE AND YOUR DIAMOND TIARA. 184 00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:25,634 THANKS. 185 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,025 HERE, BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING PRETTY. 186 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,858 UH, THIS IS A LEAF. 187 00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:34,972 WELL, I'M GONNA GO WORK ON MY SHORT STORY. 188 00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:39,737 UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GRAND PIANO? 189 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,911 - A GIANT ELEPHANT CRUSHED IT. - OH. 190 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:48,016 I LOVE GARDENING. 191 00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:50,348 ( shrieking ) 192 00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:57,385 MY TYPEWRITER'S GONE! CHUCK STOLE IT! 193 00:10:57,387 --> 00:11:01,357 - HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS HIM? - I FOUND THIS BOOT SPUR ON THE FLOOR. 194 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,091 OKAY, LET'S NOT PANIC. 195 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:05,373 I'M SURE HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S A MAGIC TYPEWRITER. 196 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,135 - ( dings ) - ( shrieking ) 197 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,270 OKAY, HE KNOWS. 198 00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:15,314 CHUCK IS MAKING MY LIFE MISERABLE. 199 00:11:15,305 --> 00:11:18,775 EVERY TIME I ORDER A CHURRO IT TURNS INTO A STICK. 200 00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:23,850 HE'S MESSING WITH US TOO. LOOK AT OUR HAIR! 201 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:25,224 IT'S WORSE THAN THAT. 202 00:11:25,215 --> 00:11:28,215 MY MONEY TREE DIED AND CHUCK GAVE THE ANTIQUE STORE 203 00:11:28,218 --> 00:11:30,888 BACK TO MR. GOWER. HE'S MY BOSS AGAIN! 204 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,991 I CAN'T DANCE ANYMORE! I LOST ALL MY COOL MOVES. 205 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,127 UH-OH. I HOPE I DIDN'T LOSE MINE. 206 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,972 WHEW, STILL GOT IT. 207 00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:47,035 WE HAVE TO GET THAT TYPEWRITER BACK! 208 00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:49,007 HOWDY, PARDNERS. 209 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,240 GIVE ME BACK MY TYPEWRITER, CHUCK! 210 00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:53,982 TYPEWRITER? 211 00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:57,394 I'M USING A COMPUTER THAT FITS RIGHT ON THE TOP OF MY LAP. 212 00:11:57,387 --> 00:12:00,187 I'M CURRENTLY WRITING THE WINNING SHORT STORY 213 00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:02,750 WITH SUPERIOR WORDPLAY. 214 00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:05,103 "CHUCK WAS PLEASED BY THE PARANOIA DISPLAYED 215 00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:07,425 BY DEZ-PERADO AND HIS PURPLE-HAIRED POSSE." 216 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,999 THAT IS PRETTY GOOD WORDPLAY. 217 00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:14,101 WE KNOW YOU STOLE DEZ'S TYPEWRITER, CHUCKLES. 218 00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:16,274 DO YOU KNOW THE SKILLS IT WOULD TAKE 219 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:19,036 TO BREAK INTO A SECOND-STORY WINDOW, 220 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,309 STEAL A TYPEWRITER, THEN DESCEND 221 00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:25,151 A 20-FOOT LADDER ONE-HANDED WHILE HOLDING SAID TYPEWRITER? 222 00:12:26,316 --> 00:12:28,776 WHILE I POSSESS SUCH SKILLS, 223 00:12:28,779 --> 00:12:31,119 - I DIDN'T DO IT. - WE FOUND YOUR SPUR 224 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:33,781 IN THE PRACTICE ROOM AND WE'RE PREPARED TO USE IT. 225 00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:37,194 EASY THERE, TRISH-ALICIOUS. ( clicks tongue ) 226 00:12:37,187 --> 00:12:39,887 I'M NOT SAYING I HAVE THE TYPEWRITER, 227 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:43,330 BUT IF I DID, I'D USE IT TO MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES MISERABLE. 228 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:46,103 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN TYPE THAT WE CAN'T HANDLE. 229 00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:48,896 I KNOW ONE THING I CAN'T HANDLE. 230 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:51,139 TAKING CARE OF ANOTHER MONEY TREE. 231 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:54,301 THOSE THINGS ARE SO MUCH WORK. 232 00:12:54,304 --> 00:12:57,114 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR MONEY TREE BACK. - AW, MAN. 233 00:12:57,107 --> 00:13:01,447 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. HE DOESN'T HAVE THE TYPEWRITER WITH HIM. 234 00:13:01,451 --> 00:13:02,981 LISTEN UP, CHUCK, 235 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,893 I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE WORRISOME BY WINNING THE CONTEST 236 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,986 WITH MY WILD, WITTY AND WONDROUS WRITING. 237 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,118 OH YEAH, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT WORDPLAY TOO. 238 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,067 HEY, OUR HAIR'S BACK TO NORMAL. 239 00:13:19,069 --> 00:13:21,099 YOU THINK CHUCK IS DONE MESSING WITH US? 240 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,131 HE'S PROBABLY JUST TRICKING US INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY 241 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,084 BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING REALLY HORRIBLE. 242 00:13:26,076 --> 00:13:28,236 WHAT IS THE WORST THING HE COULD DO TO US? 243 00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:31,108 ( dings ) 244 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,441 Austin's voice: WHOA, I FEEL WEIRD. 245 00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,153 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 246 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:38,015 Trish's voice: YOU'RE ALWAYS WEIRD, YOU DOOF. 247 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,588 WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 248 00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:43,049 Dez's voice: ALLY, WHY IS TRISH'S VOICE COMING OUT OF YOUR BODY? 249 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:47,563 Ally's voice: AUSTIN, WHY IS DEZ'S VOICE COMING OUT OF YOUR BODY? 250 00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:49,827 UH, 'CAUSE I'M DEZ! 251 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,029 ( shrieks ) I'M TRAPPED IN AUSTIN'S BODY! 252 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:55,512 AND I'M TRISH! WE'RE ALL TRAPPED IN EACH OTHER'S BODIES! 253 00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:58,565 CHUCK MADE US SWITCH BODIES? 254 00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:01,138 ( all shrieking ) 255 00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:16,563 I CAN'T BELIEVE CHUCK USED THE MAGIC TYPEWRITER TO SWITCH OUR BODIES. 256 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,156 I SAY WE STRING THE LITTLE TWERP UP BY HIS BOOTS 257 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,189 - AND BEAT HIM LIKE A PINATA! - ALLY, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? 258 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:24,362 OH RIGHT, TRISH HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU. 259 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,104 WE NEED TO SWITCH BACK. 260 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,066 I CAN'T LIVE IN AUSTIN'S BODY! 261 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,239 OKAY, MAYBE I CAN. 262 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,176 I'M AUSTIN. 'SUP. 263 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,279 THEY CALL ME THE LOVE WHISPERER. 264 00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:45,363 HE'S NOT AUSTIN MOON. 265 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:47,915 I'M AUSTIN MOON. 266 00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:51,518 ♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN ♪ 267 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:54,121 ♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN-- ♪ 268 00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:59,096 OKAY, I'M NOT USED TO BEING IN THIS BODY. 269 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,600 MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD SING 270 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,541 "I FALL DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN." AM I RIGHT? 271 00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:10,208 YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA HIGH FIVE YOU FOR THAT. 272 00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:13,441 I CAN'T EVEN GET A HIGH FIVE FROM MYSELF. 273 00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:15,493 AM I RIGHT? 274 00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:22,519 HEY, HONEY. FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY AT MY AWARD CEREMONY YET? 275 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,562 YEAH, I WROTE A REALLY GREAT SPEECH, DAD. 276 00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:29,095 - DID YOU JUST CALL ME DAD? - SHE'S JUST MESSING AROUND. 277 00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:32,559 YOU KNOW TRISH-- SMART, SASSY, 278 00:15:32,562 --> 00:15:34,432 ALWAYS MAKING JOKES. 279 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,644 WHY ARE YOUR VOICES LIKE THAT? 280 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,406 AUSTIN, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE GIRLS? 281 00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:41,509 IT'S KINDA HARD TO EXPLAIN. 282 00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:44,541 - I WAS TALKING TO AUSTIN. - I AM AUSTIN. 283 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,684 - I'M DEZ! - DAD, WE CAN EXPLAIN. 284 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:50,517 GUESS WHO'S TRAPPED IN ALLY'S BODY? 285 00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:54,221 CHUCK STOLE DEZ'S MAGIC TYPEWRITER 286 00:15:54,224 --> 00:15:55,534 AND MADE US ALL SWITCH BODIES. 287 00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:58,355 OH, A MAGIC TYPEWRITER? IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. 288 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,428 - AND I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY MIND. - ( dings ) 289 00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:02,560 ( normal voice ) I KNOW IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND, 290 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,172 BUT-- WAIT A SEC. 291 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,395 I'M TRISH AGAIN! OH. 292 00:16:07,397 --> 00:16:08,997 ( gasps ) HEY, THAT'S GREAT. 293 00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:10,469 I'M AUSTIN AGAIN! 294 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,300 Ally's voice: I'M JUST SO GLAD EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. 295 00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:15,453 I LOVE YOU, DAD. 296 00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:18,505 - ( shrieks ) - DAD, COME BACK! 297 00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:20,608 Dez's voice: BYE, MR. DAWSON! 298 00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:25,320 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL. 299 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:28,415 WE'VE GOTTA GET THAT TYPEWRITER BACK BEFORE CHUCK MAKES THIS ANY WORSE. 300 00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:31,318 - ( dings ) - HOW CAN IT GET ANY WORSE THAN SWITCHING BODIES? 301 00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:34,191 OH HEY, MY VOICE IS BACK! WAHOO! 302 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,113 CHUCK, WE'VE COME TO GET THE TYPEWRITER BACK. 303 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,676 TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND I'LL TURN YOU INTO A CACTUS. 304 00:16:48,678 --> 00:16:52,138 GIVE US BACK THE TYPEWRITER OR I'M GONNA MAKE YOU REGRET IT. 305 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:54,642 YOU'D NEVER DO ANYTHING TO ME. 306 00:16:54,644 --> 00:16:57,754 YOU FIND ME... IRRESISTIBLE. 307 00:16:57,747 --> 00:17:00,687 IRRESISTIBLE? I FIND YOU EXTREMELY... 308 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:03,350 - ( dings ) - ADORABLE. 309 00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:08,555 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, TRISH? HE'S A THIEF... 310 00:17:08,558 --> 00:17:11,698 - ( dings ) - WHO STOLE MY HEART. 311 00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:16,643 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S USING THE TYPEWRITER TO GET GIRLS TO LIKE HIM! 312 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,706 YEAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. 313 00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,709 YOU'RE SO CUTE, 314 00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,771 KITTENS LOOK AT PICTURES OF YOU ON THE INTERNET. 315 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:28,083 YOU'RE SO CUTE, INSTEAD OF CALLING BABIES "CUTIE-PIES" 316 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:29,678 THEY CALL 'EM "CHUCKIE-PIES." 317 00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:32,519 BACK OFF, ALLY. HE'S MINE. 318 00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:35,632 - NO, HE'S MINE! - LADIES, LADIES. 319 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,555 THERE'S ENOUGH CHUCKIE-PIE TO GO AROUND. 320 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,688 - EVERYONE GETS A SLICE. - ( swoons ) 321 00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:44,661 GIVE IT UP, CHUCK-- ( snickers ) 322 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,104 I JUST SAID UPCHUCK. 323 00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:49,597 I'LL STOP AFTER ONE CONDITION: 324 00:17:49,599 --> 00:17:52,439 - DEZ APOLOGIZES. - FOR WHAT? 325 00:17:52,442 --> 00:17:55,582 FOR STEALING MY LOOK. COWBOY WASN'T MY FIRST CHOICE. 326 00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:59,646 WACKY PANTS AND SILLY SHIRTS USED TO BE MY THING. 327 00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:03,582 SEE? 328 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,363 SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT IF I JUST APOLOGIZE, 329 00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:09,386 YOU'LL STOP MESSING WITH US, WE CAN GO BACK TO LIVING OUR NORMAL LIVES? 330 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,689 YUP. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY TWO SIMPLE WORDS: 331 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,192 "I'M SORRY." 332 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,704 WELL THEN, 333 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,425 I GUESS I'M SORRY... 334 00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:21,368 THAT I'M NEVER EVER GONNA APOLOGIZE TO YOU! 335 00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:23,631 - DEZ! - SORRY, AUSTIN. 336 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:26,383 IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE. I CAN'T APOLOGIZE TO HIM. 337 00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:28,706 I DON'T CARE IF HE DOES TURN ME INTO A CACTUS... 338 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,608 ( types, dings ) 339 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,510 OR A GOLDFISH... 340 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,743 ( dings ) 341 00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,824 OR ALLY'S DAD WEARING A CHICKEN OUTFIT... 342 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,217 - ( dings ) - OR ONE OF THOSE DINOSAURS WITH THE-- 343 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,520 DEZ, STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS! 344 00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,396 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, RED. 345 00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:50,698 IT'S ABOUT TO GET UGLIER FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. 346 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:54,600 YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE THREATENING US. 347 00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:56,744 BOOP! 348 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,706 LEAVE MY FRIENDS OUT OF IT! 349 00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,608 ALLY HAS TO GIVE A SPEECH FOR HER DAD, AUSTIN HAS A DRIVER'S TEST-- 350 00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:03,611 BELIEVE ME, THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT. 351 00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:06,483 - DEZ, SERIOUSLY, STOP TALKING. - HE'S NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING, 352 00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:09,476 - 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA STOP HIM FIRST! - "CHUCK DISAPPEARS!" 353 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,349 ( dings ) 354 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,681 OHHH. 355 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,564 - OH OH! - DID HE REALLY JUST LEAVE THE TYPEWRITER? 356 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,487 I MEANT... "CHUCK DISAPPEARS WITH THE TYPEWRITER." 357 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,160 ( dings ) 358 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,391 - ( sighs ) - OH, COME ON! 359 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,240 ALTHOUGH HE'S NEVER BOUGHT ANYTHING FROM ANY OF THE OTHER STORES IN THE MALL, 360 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:36,854 - LESTER DAWSON REPRESENTS... - THERE'S NO SIGN OF CHUCK ANYWHERE. 361 00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:38,946 HURRY UP AND GIVE YOUR SPEECH BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS. 362 00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:41,848 WITH NO FURTHER ADO, LESTER DAWSON'S DAUGHTER. 363 00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:44,311 ( hoots ) 364 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:49,686 HELLO, EVERYBODY. I'M ALLY DAWSON. 365 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,659 - ( cheers ) - ( dings ) 366 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,396 Ally's voice: I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN, AREN'T I? 367 00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:07,875 - LET'S BEGIN. - GOT IT. 368 00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:11,337 - I'LL JUST PUT MY HANDS AT THE 10 AND TWO POSITION. - ( dings ) 369 00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:15,322 MR. MOON! ARE YOU AWARE 370 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,915 THAT YOU HAVE HOOVES WHERE YOUR HANDS SHOULD BE? 371 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,987 I CAN STILL DRIVE. NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME FROM GETTING MY DRIVER'S LICENSE. 372 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,903 ( keys jingle ) 373 00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:28,795 UH, CAN YOU START THE CAR FOR ME? 374 00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:31,899 FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, 375 00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:33,761 GIVE OR TAKE A FEW SCORES, 376 00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:36,443 MY FATHER OPENED SONIC BOOM... 377 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:40,636 YOU'VE GOTTA STOP THIS! GO APOLOGIZE TO CHUCK NOW. 378 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,970 ( grunts ) FINE. 379 00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:44,271 I GUESS IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THIS STOP. 380 00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:45,484 ( sighs ) 381 00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:48,875 - ( honks ) - EVERYBODY RUN! 382 00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:52,378 ( tires squeal ) 383 00:20:57,287 --> 00:20:58,887 HUH. 384 00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:01,758 I GUESS IT IS KINDA HARD TO DRIVE WITH HOOVES. 385 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,665 MY STORE! 386 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,798 IT'LL BE OKAY, DAD. 387 00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:13,771 THE TYPEWRITER! 388 00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:19,576 I'M STILL GONNA WIN THAT SHORT STORY CONTEST. 389 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,009 DON'T THINK SO! 390 00:21:22,011 --> 00:21:24,581 CHUCK, YOUR STORY'S ABOUT TO GET A LOT SHORTER. 391 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,517 MAN, YOU SHRUNK ME! 392 00:21:32,922 --> 00:21:34,822 THIS ISN'T OVER! 393 00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:37,034 NOW YOU'RE KIND OF ADORABLE. 394 00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:39,866 I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND. ( clicks tongue ) 395 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:44,070 "AND SO OUR HERO DEZ SAVED THE DAY." 396 00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:46,983 - ( snorts ) - "A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHEERLEADERS THANKED HIM 397 00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:50,036 BY SHOWERING HIM WITH HUGS AND MEAT-LOVER'S SANDWICHES." 398 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,853 "...AND SO DEZ AND THE OTHER CHEERLEADERS 399 00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:59,616 LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 400 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,419 THE END." 401 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,951 ( cheers ) 402 00:22:03,953 --> 00:22:07,433 THAT WAS AN INTERESTING STORY. 403 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,997 THE WHOLE MAGIC TYPEWRITER AND THE MONEY TREE? 404 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,030 I WISH. 405 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,542 IT WAS A GOOD STORY, BUT A LITTLE UNREAL. 406 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:19,465 I MEAN I WOULDN'T NEED A MAGIC TYPEWRITER TO GET A CHEERLEADER. 407 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:22,370 I'M AUSTIN. 'SUP. 408 00:22:22,372 --> 00:22:24,942 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 409 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,024 LET'S GO, DARLIN'. 410 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,948 IT COULD'VE BEEN YOU, TRISHY-POO. 411 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,029 AND THAT'S HOW I WON FIRST PLACE 412 00:22:42,031 --> 00:22:44,461 IN THE SHORT STORY WRITING CONTEST. 413 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,404 AND NEXT WEEK, 414 00:22:46,396 --> 00:22:48,966 I'M GONNA WIN THE CAKE BAKING CONTEST. 415 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,968 - NOT SO FAST, RED. - ( showdown guitar strum ) 416 00:22:53,943 --> 00:22:57,413 I'M GONNA WIN 'CAUSE I BAKE THE SWEETEST CAKES. 417 00:22:57,407 --> 00:22:59,407 PLEASE. 418 00:22:59,409 --> 00:23:01,809 MY CAKE'S SO SWEET, YOU GET A CAVITY 419 00:23:01,811 --> 00:23:04,151 - JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. - YEAH? 420 00:23:04,153 --> 00:23:06,893 MY CAKE'S SO SWEET, MY GRANDMA 421 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,756 WANTS TO SQUEEZE ITS CHEEKS EVERY TIME SHE SEES IT. 422 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,620 MY CAKE'S SO SWEET, 423 00:23:12,622 --> 00:23:14,892 INSTEAD OF HAVING A "SWEET 16" PARTY, 424 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,734 GIRLS HAVE A "MY CAKE 16" PARTY. 425 00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:19,497 WELL, MY CAKE IS SO SWEET, 426 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,729 INSTEAD OF HAVING "SWEET 16" PARTIES, 427 00:23:21,731 --> 00:23:23,571 GIRLS HAVE... 428 00:23:23,573 --> 00:23:24,803 "MY-- MY CAKE 429 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,014 S-SW-- 16" PARTIES-- 430 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,076 - YOU ALREADY SAID THAT. - HA! 431 00:23:29,078 --> 00:23:31,008 SWEET, SWEET VICTORY. 432 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:35,080 OR SHOULD I SAY "MY CAKE, MY CAKE" VICTORY? 433 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,847 ( Western music plays ) 33264

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