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THIS JOB IS SO BORING, MOM.
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THE ONLY THING OLDER
THAN THE ANTIQUES WE SELL
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ARE THE CUSTOMERS
WHO BUY IT.
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- YOU SHOULD SEE THIS
OLD BAT I'M LOOKING AT.
- ( huffs )
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NOT YOU, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT THIS OLD BAT!
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TRISH, YOU'VE ALREADY
OFFENDED SIX CUSTOMERS
AND IT'S NOT EVEN LUNCH YET!
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OH YEAH, ABOUT THAT,
CAN I GO ON MY LUNCH BREAK NOW?
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SELL SOMETHING
OR YOU'RE FIRED.
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YOU--
I'M WATCHING YOU.
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HEY, TRISH.
WOW, LOOK AT ALL
THESE ANTIQUES.
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IT'S LIKE A ROOM
FULL OF BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES.
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THIS PLACE SMELLS
LIKE MY GRANDFATHER'S
DIRTY OLD SHOES.
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HEY, IT'S MY
GRANDPA'S SHOES!
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA BUY SOMETHING.
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ACTUALLY, I JUST ENTERED
A SHORT STORY CONTEST
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AND I'M LOOKING
FOR A VINTAGE TYPEWRITER.
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I WANT SOMETHING LIKE
ERNEST HEMINGWAY WROTE ON.
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I HAVE JUST THE THING.
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THAT ONE'S PERFECT!
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I'LL TAKE IT, TRISH.
I'M SURE TO WIN THE CONTEST
WITH THIS.
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NOT SO FAST, RED.
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CHUCK.
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I ENTERED
THE CONTEST TOO.
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YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME, CHUCK.
I'M GONNA WIN THE SHORT
STORY CONTEST.
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YOU WISH.
MY STORY'S SO SHORT,
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YOU CAN SEE ITS FEET
ON ITS DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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MY STORY'S SO SHORT,
IT'S NOT ALLOWED TO GO
ON ANY CARNIVAL RIDES.
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MY STORY'S SO SHORT,
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WHEN IT SITS ON A DIME
ITS FEET DON'T TOUCH
THE GROUND.
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MY STORY'S SO SHORT,
THAT IT'S, UM--
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- THAT'S IT'S, UH...
- ( sniffs )
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- I THINK I SMELL SMOKE.
- ( sniffs )
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MUST BE YOUR BRAIN
ON OVERDRIVE.
( cackling )
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SAVE IT
FOR THE CONTEST.
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ADIOS, MUCHACHOS.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
TRISHITA BONITA,
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I KNOW SPANISH.
( clicks tongue )
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SO ARE YOU GONNA BUY
THAT OLD TYPEWRITER
OR NOT, DEZ?
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LET ME TEST IT OUT.
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"A GIANT MAN-EATING FISH
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SLOWLY APPROACHED."
( dings )
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( laughs ) THAT'S FUNNY.
THAT BIG GUY'S EATING SUSHI.
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- WHY IS THAT FUNNY?
- BECAUSE HE'S A GIANT MAN
EATING FISH.
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MAN-EATING FISH?
DEZ JUST TYPED THAT.
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WHOA, MAYBE
THE TYPEWRITER'S MAGIC.
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A MAGIC TYPEWRITER.
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LET'S TEST IT OUT.
"A CRAZY BIRD CAME
OUT OF NOWHERE."
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- ( dings )
- ( cuckoos )
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- ( laughing )
- OKAY, THAT WAS
JUST A COINCIDENCE.
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TYPE SOMETHING ELSE.
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UH, "IT BEGAN TO RAIN
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HOT DOGS
INSIDE THE STORE."
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YOU GUYS SEE
THE HOT DOGS TOO, RIGHT?
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( theme music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE,
I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK
AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪
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OKAY, THERE'S A LOGICAL
EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS.
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GUYS EATING SUSHI
GO INTO STORES.
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CUCKOO CLOCKS
GO OFF EVERY HOUR.
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HOT DOGS FALL
FROM THE SKY.
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OKAY, MAYBE IT IS
A MAGIC TYPEWRITER.
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THE ONLY THING MAGIC
ABOUT THAT TYPEWRITER
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IS THAT I WAS ABLE TO GET SOME
SUCKER TO BUY IT FOR 50 BUCKS.
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THANKS AGAIN, DEZ.
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I THINK WE SHOULD
KEEP TESTING IT OUT.
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"THE TYPEWRITER
BROUGHT THOSE AROUND IT
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- GREAT FORTUNE."
- ( dings )
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GREAT FORTUNE,
GREAT FORTUNE!
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- I WON, ALLY!
- WHAT DID YOU WIN, DAD?
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THE MALL ASSOCIATION'S
STORE OWNER OF THE YEAR AWARD.
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I WANT YOU TO PRESENT ME
WITH THE AWARD, HONEY.
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- I'M HONORED, MR. DAWSON.
- I WAS TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER.
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OH, THIS IS THE SECOND
LUCKIEST DAY OF MY LIFE,
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- NEXT TO THE DAY
YOU WERE BORN.
- AWW.
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I'LL NEVER FORGET WALKING
OUT OF THAT DELIVERY ROOM
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AND FINDING
A $20 BILL ON THE FLOOR.
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I'M STARTING TO THINK
THIS TYPEWRITER
REALLY IS MAGIC.
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DEZ, TYPE SOMETHING ELSE.
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"DEZ ATE A GIANT
MEAT-LOVER'S SUB."
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DID SOMEBODY ORDER
A MEAT-LOVER'S SUB?
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OKAY, NOW I'M
STARTING TO BELIEVE.
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TYPE SOMETHING FOR ME!
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OOH, I WANT TO DATE
A CHEERLEADER.
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DID SOMEBODY ORDER
A MEAT-LOVER'S SUB?
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OOPS, I ACCIDENTALLY TYPED
OVER THE LAST THING I WROTE.
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THAT'S OKAY,
THIS ONE'S BETTER.
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GIVE ME AN "S,"
GIVE ME A "U,"
GIVE ME A "B"!
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I'M AUSTIN.
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'SUP?
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THAT TYPEWRITER'S
THE BEST THING EVER!
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THANKS FOR
MY MONEY TREE, DEZ.
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HERE, GO BUY YOURSELF
SOMETHING PRETTY.
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THAT WAS A LEAF.
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THANKS FOR ALL
THESE BOOKS, DEZ!
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THERE'S ENOUGH HERE
TO LAST ME A WHOLE WEEK.
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YOU GIRLS MIGHT
WANT TO STEP ASIDE.
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AUSTIN'S ABOUT TO HAVE
ANOTHER DREAM COME TRUE.
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THERE'S FIVE SECONDS LEFT,
THE HEAT ARE DOWN BY ONE.
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AUSTIN MOON STEALS THE BALL
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AND DOES HIS FAMOUS
AUSTIN MOON DUNK.
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- YES!
- OH, YEAH!
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GIVE ME AN "A,"
GIVE ME A "U,"
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- GIVE ME AN "S"--
- YEAH YEAH, WE GET IT.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO TYPE NEXT?
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WELL, I HAVE
A DRIVER'S TEST
COMING UP.
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- YOU WANT DEZ
TO HELP YOU PASS?
- NO,
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I WANT A NEW CAR
WHEN I PASS.
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SOMETHING COOL...
LIKE A FIRE TRUCK!
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- IS THAT REAL MONEY
ON THAT TREE?
- NO.
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- WHAT?
- Trish: YEAH RIGHT.
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THIS IS A MONEY TREE!
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AND A MERMAID
GAVE IT TO ME
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AS A REWARD FOR FINDING
HER RUNAWAY UNICORN.
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WHY IS EVERYONE
ACTING SO SUSPICIOUS?
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WHAT?!
SUSPICIOUS?
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IF ANYTHING,
WE'RE ACTING UNSUSPICIOUS.
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I HOPE YOU'RE PREPARED
TO LOSE THAT CONTEST, DEZ-ASTER.
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'CAUSE I'M GONNA WRITE
THE COOLEST STORY EVER.
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PLEASE.
MY STORY'S SO COOL,
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IT'S GONNA HOST THE NEXT
WINTER OLYMPICS.
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MY STORY'S SO COOL,
WHEN MY AIR CONDITIONING BREAKS
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I STAND NEXT TO MY STORY
TO COOL DOWN.
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YEAH?
WELL, MY STORY'S SO COOL
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BECAUSE EVERYTHING I TYPE
ON MY MAGIC TYPEWRITER
COMES TRUE.
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( gasps )
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DID YOU JUST SAY YOU HAVE
A MAGIC TYPEWRITER?
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YEAH RIGHT,
IT'S A "MAGIC" TYPEWRITER.
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HE BOUGHT IT
FROM A LEPRECHAUN
WITH MY MONEY TREE.
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RIGHT.
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WELL, I GUESS
I'LL MOSEY ALONG.
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I'M GOING TO THE GYM.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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I WORK OUT.
( clicks tongue )
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DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS
MY TYPEWRITER'S MAGIC?!
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WELL, YOU PRETTY MUCH
JUST TOLD HIM IT WAS.
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( groans )
I BETTER HIDE IT
IN A SAFE PLACE.
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I'LL TYPE MYSELF A GIANT
CASTLE SURROUNDED BY A MOAT
AND FIRE-BREATHING DRAGONS.
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- ( hisses )
- OR YOU COULD JUST PUT IT
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IN THE PRACTICE ROOM
AND LOCK THE DOOR.
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HMMM. FINE.
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"DEZ PICKED UP
THE TYPEWRITER
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AND CARRIED IT BACK
TO THE PRACTICE ROOM."
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( gasps )
EVERYTHING I TYPE
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COMES TRUE!
IT STILL BLOWS MY MIND.
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( car racing game playing )
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE STUDYING
FOR YOUR DRIVER'S TEST?
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I AM.
I'M PLAYING "CRASH CITY."
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IF I CAN DRIVE
A FLAMING SEMI TRUCK
OVER A COLLAPSING BRIDGE,
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I'M PRETTY SURE
I CAN PARALLEL PARK.
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TOO BAD YOUR DRIVING TEST
IS ON THE SAME DAY AS
MY DAD'S AWARD CEREMONY.
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I WAS REALLY HOPING
YOU COULD COME.
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE WRITING
YOUR SPEECH, YOU WANNA
GRAB SOMETHING TO EAT?
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I CAN'T, I GOTTA
GET BACK TO WORK.
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- IT'S PACKED DOWNSTAIRS.
- I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT.
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"THE CUSTOMERS FLED IN HORROR
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WHEN THE GIANT ELEPHANT
CAME OUT OF NOWHERE."
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I WISH.
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( elephant trumpets )
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- ( screams )
- ( crashing )
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PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
TYPED SOMETHING ELSE.
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( suspenseful music playing )
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I DIDN'T WIN FIRST PLACE
IN THAT BURGLARY CONTEST
FOR NOTHING.
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HEE HEE HEE!
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HEY, TRISH.
UH...
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING
AT THE ANTIQUE SHOP TODAY.
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YOU GAVE ME A MONEY TREE.
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00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,342
I'M NEVER WORKING AGAIN.
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00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:18,054
I BOUGHT THE ANTIQUE SHOP
AND NOW MR. GOWER WORKS FOR ME.
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FINISHED YOUR SHOPPING,
MISS DE LA ROSA.
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00:10:20,651 --> 00:10:23,891
HERE'S YOUR SMOOTHIE
AND YOUR DIAMOND TIARA.
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00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:25,634
THANKS.
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00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,025
HERE, BUY YOURSELF
SOMETHING PRETTY.
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00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,858
UH, THIS IS A LEAF.
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00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:34,972
WELL, I'M GONNA GO WORK
ON MY SHORT STORY.
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00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:39,737
UH, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE GRAND PIANO?
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- A GIANT ELEPHANT
CRUSHED IT.
- OH.
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00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:48,016
I LOVE GARDENING.
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00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:50,348
( shrieking )
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MY TYPEWRITER'S GONE!
CHUCK STOLE IT!
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS HIM?
- I FOUND THIS BOOT SPUR
ON THE FLOOR.
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00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,091
OKAY, LET'S NOT PANIC.
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I'M SURE HE DOESN'T KNOW
IT'S A MAGIC TYPEWRITER.
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- ( dings )
- ( shrieking )
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00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,270
OKAY, HE KNOWS.
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00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:15,314
CHUCK IS MAKING
MY LIFE MISERABLE.
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00:11:15,305 --> 00:11:18,775
EVERY TIME I ORDER A CHURRO
IT TURNS INTO A STICK.
200
00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:23,850
HE'S MESSING WITH US TOO.
LOOK AT OUR HAIR!
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IT'S WORSE THAN THAT.
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00:11:25,215 --> 00:11:28,215
MY MONEY TREE DIED
AND CHUCK GAVE THE ANTIQUE STORE
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00:11:28,218 --> 00:11:30,888
BACK TO MR. GOWER.
HE'S MY BOSS AGAIN!
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00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,991
I CAN'T DANCE ANYMORE!
I LOST ALL MY COOL MOVES.
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00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,127
UH-OH.
I HOPE I DIDN'T LOSE MINE.
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00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,972
WHEW, STILL GOT IT.
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00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:47,035
WE HAVE TO GET
THAT TYPEWRITER BACK!
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00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:49,007
HOWDY, PARDNERS.
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00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,240
GIVE ME BACK
MY TYPEWRITER, CHUCK!
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00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:53,982
TYPEWRITER?
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00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:57,394
I'M USING A COMPUTER THAT FITS
RIGHT ON THE TOP OF MY LAP.
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00:11:57,387 --> 00:12:00,187
I'M CURRENTLY WRITING
THE WINNING SHORT STORY
213
00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:02,750
WITH SUPERIOR WORDPLAY.
214
00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:05,103
"CHUCK WAS PLEASED
BY THE PARANOIA DISPLAYED
215
00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:07,425
BY DEZ-PERADO
AND HIS PURPLE-HAIRED POSSE."
216
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,999
THAT IS PRETTY GOOD
WORDPLAY.
217
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:14,101
WE KNOW YOU STOLE
DEZ'S TYPEWRITER,
CHUCKLES.
218
00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:16,274
DO YOU KNOW THE SKILLS
IT WOULD TAKE
219
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:19,036
TO BREAK INTO
A SECOND-STORY WINDOW,
220
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,309
STEAL A TYPEWRITER,
THEN DESCEND
221
00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:25,151
A 20-FOOT LADDER
ONE-HANDED WHILE HOLDING
SAID TYPEWRITER?
222
00:12:26,316 --> 00:12:28,776
WHILE I POSSESS
SUCH SKILLS,
223
00:12:28,779 --> 00:12:31,119
- I DIDN'T DO IT.
- WE FOUND YOUR SPUR
224
00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:33,781
IN THE PRACTICE ROOM
AND WE'RE PREPARED TO USE IT.
225
00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:37,194
EASY THERE, TRISH-ALICIOUS.
( clicks tongue )
226
00:12:37,187 --> 00:12:39,887
I'M NOT SAYING I HAVE
THE TYPEWRITER,
227
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:43,330
BUT IF I DID,
I'D USE IT TO MAKE
ALL YOUR LIVES MISERABLE.
228
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:46,103
THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN TYPE THAT
WE CAN'T HANDLE.
229
00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:48,896
I KNOW ONE THING
I CAN'T HANDLE.
230
00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:51,139
TAKING CARE
OF ANOTHER MONEY TREE.
231
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:54,301
THOSE THINGS
ARE SO MUCH WORK.
232
00:12:54,304 --> 00:12:57,114
- YOU'RE NOT GETTING
YOUR MONEY TREE BACK.
- AW, MAN.
233
00:12:57,107 --> 00:13:01,447
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
HE DOESN'T HAVE THE TYPEWRITER
WITH HIM.
234
00:13:01,451 --> 00:13:02,981
LISTEN UP, CHUCK,
235
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,893
I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE
WORRISOME BY WINNING THE CONTEST
236
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,986
WITH MY WILD, WITTY
AND WONDROUS WRITING.
237
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,118
OH YEAH, I'M PRETTY GOOD
AT WORDPLAY TOO.
238
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,067
HEY, OUR HAIR'S
BACK TO NORMAL.
239
00:13:19,069 --> 00:13:21,099
YOU THINK CHUCK IS
DONE MESSING WITH US?
240
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,131
HE'S PROBABLY JUST TRICKING US
INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
241
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,084
BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING
REALLY HORRIBLE.
242
00:13:26,076 --> 00:13:28,236
WHAT IS THE WORST THING
HE COULD DO TO US?
243
00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:31,108
( dings )
244
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,441
Austin's voice:
WHOA, I FEEL WEIRD.
245
00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,153
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
246
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:38,015
Trish's voice:
YOU'RE ALWAYS WEIRD, YOU DOOF.
247
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,588
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
248
00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:43,049
Dez's voice:
ALLY, WHY IS TRISH'S VOICE
COMING OUT OF YOUR BODY?
249
00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:47,563
Ally's voice:
AUSTIN, WHY IS DEZ'S VOICE
COMING OUT OF YOUR BODY?
250
00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:49,827
UH, 'CAUSE I'M DEZ!
251
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,029
( shrieks )
I'M TRAPPED IN AUSTIN'S BODY!
252
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:55,512
AND I'M TRISH!
WE'RE ALL TRAPPED
IN EACH OTHER'S BODIES!
253
00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:58,565
CHUCK MADE US
SWITCH BODIES?
254
00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:01,138
( all shrieking )
255
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:16,563
I CAN'T BELIEVE CHUCK
USED THE MAGIC TYPEWRITER
TO SWITCH OUR BODIES.
256
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,156
I SAY
WE STRING THE LITTLE TWERP
UP BY HIS BOOTS
257
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,189
- AND BEAT HIM LIKE A PINATA!
- ALLY, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
258
00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:24,362
OH RIGHT, TRISH HAS
GOTTEN INTO YOU.
259
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,104
WE NEED
TO SWITCH BACK.
260
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,066
I CAN'T LIVE
IN AUSTIN'S BODY!
261
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,239
OKAY, MAYBE I CAN.
262
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,176
I'M AUSTIN.
'SUP.
263
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,279
THEY CALL ME
THE LOVE WHISPERER.
264
00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:45,363
HE'S NOT AUSTIN MOON.
265
00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:47,915
I'M AUSTIN MOON.
266
00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:51,518
♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN DOWN
DOWN DOWN ♪
267
00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:54,121
♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN-- ♪
268
00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:59,096
OKAY, I'M NOT USED
TO BEING IN THIS BODY.
269
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,600
MAYBE NEXT TIME
YOU SHOULD SING
270
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,541
"I FALL DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN."
AM I RIGHT?
271
00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:10,208
YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA
HIGH FIVE YOU FOR THAT.
272
00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:13,441
I CAN'T EVEN GET
A HIGH FIVE FROM MYSELF.
273
00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:15,493
AM I RIGHT?
274
00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:22,519
HEY, HONEY.
FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
SAY AT MY AWARD CEREMONY YET?
275
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,562
YEAH, I WROTE A REALLY
GREAT SPEECH, DAD.
276
00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:29,095
- DID YOU JUST CALL ME DAD?
- SHE'S JUST MESSING AROUND.
277
00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:32,559
YOU KNOW TRISH--
SMART, SASSY,
278
00:15:32,562 --> 00:15:34,432
ALWAYS MAKING JOKES.
279
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,644
WHY ARE YOUR VOICES
LIKE THAT?
280
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,406
AUSTIN, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE GIRLS?
281
00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:41,509
IT'S KINDA HARD
TO EXPLAIN.
282
00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:44,541
- I WAS TALKING TO AUSTIN.
- I AM AUSTIN.
283
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,684
- I'M DEZ!
- DAD, WE CAN EXPLAIN.
284
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:50,517
GUESS WHO'S TRAPPED
IN ALLY'S BODY?
285
00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:54,221
CHUCK STOLE DEZ'S
MAGIC TYPEWRITER
286
00:15:54,224 --> 00:15:55,534
AND MADE
US ALL SWITCH BODIES.
287
00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:58,355
OH, A MAGIC TYPEWRITER?
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
288
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,428
- AND I THOUGHT
I WAS LOSING MY MIND.
- ( dings )
289
00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:02,560
( normal voice )
I KNOW IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND,
290
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,172
BUT-- WAIT A SEC.
291
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,395
I'M TRISH AGAIN!
OH.
292
00:16:07,397 --> 00:16:08,997
( gasps )
HEY, THAT'S GREAT.
293
00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:10,469
I'M AUSTIN AGAIN!
294
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,300
Ally's voice:
I'M JUST SO GLAD
EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.
295
00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:15,453
I LOVE YOU, DAD.
296
00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:18,505
- ( shrieks )
- DAD, COME BACK!
297
00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:20,608
Dez's voice:
BYE, MR. DAWSON!
298
00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:25,320
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
ENTIRELY SURE EVERYTHING
IS BACK TO NORMAL.
299
00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:28,415
WE'VE GOTTA GET THAT
TYPEWRITER BACK BEFORE
CHUCK MAKES THIS ANY WORSE.
300
00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:31,318
- ( dings )
- HOW CAN IT GET ANY WORSE
THAN SWITCHING BODIES?
301
00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:34,191
OH HEY,
MY VOICE IS BACK!
WAHOO!
302
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,113
CHUCK, WE'VE COME TO GET
THE TYPEWRITER BACK.
303
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,676
TAKE ONE MORE STEP
AND I'LL TURN YOU INTO A CACTUS.
304
00:16:48,678 --> 00:16:52,138
GIVE US BACK THE TYPEWRITER
OR I'M GONNA MAKE YOU REGRET IT.
305
00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:54,642
YOU'D NEVER DO
ANYTHING TO ME.
306
00:16:54,644 --> 00:16:57,754
YOU FIND ME...
IRRESISTIBLE.
307
00:16:57,747 --> 00:17:00,687
IRRESISTIBLE?
I FIND YOU EXTREMELY...
308
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:03,350
- ( dings )
- ADORABLE.
309
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:08,555
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, TRISH?
HE'S A THIEF...
310
00:17:08,558 --> 00:17:11,698
- ( dings )
- WHO STOLE MY HEART.
311
00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:16,643
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S USING THE TYPEWRITER
TO GET GIRLS TO LIKE HIM!
312
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,706
YEAH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.
313
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,709
YOU'RE SO CUTE,
314
00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,771
KITTENS LOOK AT PICTURES
OF YOU ON THE INTERNET.
315
00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:28,083
YOU'RE SO CUTE,
INSTEAD OF CALLING
BABIES "CUTIE-PIES"
316
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:29,678
THEY CALL 'EM
"CHUCKIE-PIES."
317
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:32,519
BACK OFF, ALLY.
HE'S MINE.
318
00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:35,632
- NO, HE'S MINE!
- LADIES, LADIES.
319
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,555
THERE'S ENOUGH
CHUCKIE-PIE TO GO AROUND.
320
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,688
- EVERYONE GETS A SLICE.
- ( swoons )
321
00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:44,661
GIVE IT UP, CHUCK--
( snickers )
322
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,104
I JUST SAID UPCHUCK.
323
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:49,597
I'LL STOP
AFTER ONE CONDITION:
324
00:17:49,599 --> 00:17:52,439
- DEZ APOLOGIZES.
- FOR WHAT?
325
00:17:52,442 --> 00:17:55,582
FOR STEALING MY LOOK.
COWBOY WASN'T MY FIRST CHOICE.
326
00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:59,646
WACKY PANTS AND SILLY SHIRTS
USED TO BE MY THING.
327
00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:03,582
SEE?
328
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,363
SO YOU'RE SAYING
THAT IF I JUST APOLOGIZE,
329
00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:09,386
YOU'LL STOP MESSING WITH US,
WE CAN GO BACK TO LIVING
OUR NORMAL LIVES?
330
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,689
YUP.
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS
SAY TWO SIMPLE WORDS:
331
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,192
"I'M SORRY."
332
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,704
WELL THEN,
333
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,425
I GUESS I'M SORRY...
334
00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:21,368
THAT I'M NEVER EVER GONNA
APOLOGIZE TO YOU!
335
00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:23,631
- DEZ!
- SORRY, AUSTIN.
336
00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:26,383
IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE.
I CAN'T APOLOGIZE TO HIM.
337
00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:28,706
I DON'T CARE IF HE DOES
TURN ME INTO A CACTUS...
338
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,608
( types, dings )
339
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,510
OR A GOLDFISH...
340
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,743
( dings )
341
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,824
OR ALLY'S DAD WEARING
A CHICKEN OUTFIT...
342
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,217
- ( dings )
- OR ONE OF THOSE
DINOSAURS WITH THE--
343
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,520
DEZ, STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS!
344
00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,396
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, RED.
345
00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:50,698
IT'S ABOUT TO GET UGLIER
FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS.
346
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:54,600
YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN
YOU'RE THREATENING US.
347
00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:56,744
BOOP!
348
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,706
LEAVE MY FRIENDS OUT OF IT!
349
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,608
ALLY HAS TO GIVE A SPEECH
FOR HER DAD, AUSTIN HAS
A DRIVER'S TEST--
350
00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:03,611
BELIEVE ME, THEY HAVE
ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT.
351
00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:06,483
- DEZ, SERIOUSLY, STOP TALKING.
- HE'S NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING,
352
00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:09,476
- 'CAUSE WE'RE
GONNA STOP HIM FIRST!
- "CHUCK DISAPPEARS!"
353
00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,349
( dings )
354
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,681
OHHH.
355
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,564
- OH OH!
- DID HE REALLY JUST
LEAVE THE TYPEWRITER?
356
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,487
I MEANT...
"CHUCK DISAPPEARS
WITH THE TYPEWRITER."
357
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,160
( dings )
358
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,391
- ( sighs )
- OH, COME ON!
359
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,240
ALTHOUGH HE'S NEVER BOUGHT
ANYTHING FROM ANY OF THE OTHER
STORES IN THE MALL,
360
00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:36,854
- LESTER DAWSON REPRESENTS...
- THERE'S NO SIGN OF
CHUCK ANYWHERE.
361
00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:38,946
HURRY UP
AND GIVE YOUR SPEECH
BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS.
362
00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:41,848
WITH NO FURTHER ADO,
LESTER DAWSON'S DAUGHTER.
363
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:44,311
( hoots )
364
00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:49,686
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
I'M ALLY DAWSON.
365
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,659
- ( cheers )
- ( dings )
366
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,396
Ally's voice:
I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN,
AREN'T I?
367
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:07,875
- LET'S BEGIN.
- GOT IT.
368
00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:11,337
- I'LL JUST PUT MY HANDS
AT THE 10 AND TWO POSITION.
- ( dings )
369
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:15,322
MR. MOON!
ARE YOU AWARE
370
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,915
THAT YOU HAVE HOOVES
WHERE YOUR HANDS SHOULD BE?
371
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,987
I CAN STILL DRIVE.
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME FROM
GETTING MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.
372
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,903
( keys jingle )
373
00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:28,795
UH, CAN YOU START
THE CAR FOR ME?
374
00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:31,899
FOUR SCORE
AND SEVEN YEARS AGO,
375
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:33,761
GIVE OR TAKE
A FEW SCORES,
376
00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:36,443
MY FATHER OPENED
SONIC BOOM...
377
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:40,636
YOU'VE GOTTA STOP THIS!
GO APOLOGIZE TO CHUCK NOW.
378
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,970
( grunts )
FINE.
379
00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:44,271
I GUESS IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO MAKE THIS STOP.
380
00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:45,484
( sighs )
381
00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:48,875
- ( honks )
- EVERYBODY RUN!
382
00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:52,378
( tires squeal )
383
00:20:57,287 --> 00:20:58,887
HUH.
384
00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:01,758
I GUESS IT IS KINDA HARD
TO DRIVE WITH HOOVES.
385
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,665
MY STORE!
386
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,798
IT'LL BE OKAY, DAD.
387
00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:13,771
THE TYPEWRITER!
388
00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:19,576
I'M STILL GONNA WIN
THAT SHORT STORY CONTEST.
389
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,009
DON'T THINK SO!
390
00:21:22,011 --> 00:21:24,581
CHUCK, YOUR STORY'S ABOUT
TO GET A LOT SHORTER.
391
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,517
MAN, YOU SHRUNK ME!
392
00:21:32,922 --> 00:21:34,822
THIS ISN'T OVER!
393
00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:37,034
NOW YOU'RE KIND OF
ADORABLE.
394
00:21:37,026 --> 00:21:39,866
I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND.
( clicks tongue )
395
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:44,070
"AND SO OUR HERO DEZ
SAVED THE DAY."
396
00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:46,983
- ( snorts )
- "A WHOLE BUNCH OF
CHEERLEADERS THANKED HIM
397
00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:50,036
BY SHOWERING HIM WITH HUGS
AND MEAT-LOVER'S SANDWICHES."
398
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,853
"...AND SO DEZ
AND THE OTHER CHEERLEADERS
399
00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:59,616
LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
400
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,419
THE END."
401
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,951
( cheers )
402
00:22:03,953 --> 00:22:07,433
THAT WAS
AN INTERESTING STORY.
403
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,997
THE WHOLE MAGIC TYPEWRITER
AND THE MONEY TREE?
404
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,030
I WISH.
405
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,542
IT WAS A GOOD STORY,
BUT A LITTLE UNREAL.
406
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:19,465
I MEAN I WOULDN'T NEED
A MAGIC TYPEWRITER TO GET
A CHEERLEADER.
407
00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:22,370
I'M AUSTIN.
'SUP.
408
00:22:22,372 --> 00:22:24,942
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
409
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,024
LET'S GO, DARLIN'.
410
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,948
IT COULD'VE BEEN YOU,
TRISHY-POO.
411
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,029
AND THAT'S HOW
I WON FIRST PLACE
412
00:22:42,031 --> 00:22:44,461
IN THE SHORT STORY
WRITING CONTEST.
413
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,404
AND NEXT WEEK,
414
00:22:46,396 --> 00:22:48,966
I'M GONNA WIN THE CAKE
BAKING CONTEST.
415
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,968
- NOT SO FAST, RED.
- ( showdown guitar strum )
416
00:22:53,943 --> 00:22:57,413
I'M GONNA WIN 'CAUSE
I BAKE THE SWEETEST CAKES.
417
00:22:57,407 --> 00:22:59,407
PLEASE.
418
00:22:59,409 --> 00:23:01,809
MY CAKE'S SO SWEET,
YOU GET A CAVITY
419
00:23:01,811 --> 00:23:04,151
- JUST BY LOOKING AT IT.
- YEAH?
420
00:23:04,153 --> 00:23:06,893
MY CAKE'S SO SWEET,
MY GRANDMA
421
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,756
WANTS TO SQUEEZE ITS CHEEKS
EVERY TIME SHE SEES IT.
422
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,620
MY CAKE'S SO SWEET,
423
00:23:12,622 --> 00:23:14,892
INSTEAD OF HAVING
A "SWEET 16" PARTY,
424
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,734
GIRLS HAVE
A "MY CAKE 16" PARTY.
425
00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:19,497
WELL, MY CAKE IS SO SWEET,
426
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,729
INSTEAD OF HAVING
"SWEET 16" PARTIES,
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GIRLS HAVE...
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"MY-- MY CAKE
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S-SW-- 16" PARTIES--
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- YOU ALREADY SAID THAT.
- HA!
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SWEET, SWEET VICTORY.
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OR SHOULD I SAY "MY CAKE,
MY CAKE" VICTORY?
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