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Ladies and gentlemen,
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( emphatically )
this is it.
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THEY'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE
THE 1 MUSIC VIDEO.
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I REALLY HOPE IT'S OURS.
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Your pick
for the 1 music video
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of the day is...
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coming up
right after this break.
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- OH, REALLY?!
- OH, COME ON!
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GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AT DAISY'S BOUQUETS?
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I DID.
IT'S A FLOWER SHOP.
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I'LL PROBABLY
GET FIRED SOON.
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SO WHAT'D I MISS?
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VIDEO COUNTDOWN LIVE
IS ALMOST OVER
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AND STILL NO SIGN
OF "NO ORDINARY DAY."
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THAT MEANS
"NO ORDINARY DAY"
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IS EITHER 1 OR OUT
OF THE TOP 10 COMPLETELY.
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WE CAN'T BE OUT.
YESTERDAY WE WERE 4.
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THE DAY BEFORE, 7.
BEFORE THAT, IT WAS
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FIVE, FOUR, EIGHT,
FIVE, FIVE, FIVE, FIVE--
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- DEZ!
- OR WAS THAT LAST PART
MY NANA'S PHONE NUMBER?
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QUIET! IT'S BACK ON.
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OH!
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America voted.
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( emphatically )
The results are in.
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Your pick for the 1 video
of the day is...
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"No Ordinary Day"
by Austin Moon!
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- ( music playing )
- ( cheering )
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I DIRECTED A 1 VIDEO.
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CONGRATS, DEZ!
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AUSTIN, YOU AND KIRA
LOOK GREAT.
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WE'RE JUST LUCKY
PEOPLE CAN'T SMELL HER
BREATH THROUGH THEIR TV,
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OR THERE'D BE NO ONE LEFT
TO VOTE FOR THE VIDEO.
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SOMETIMES IN MY DREAMS,
I CAN STILL SMELL IT.
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( inhales deeply
and exhales )
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IT'S A BUMMER.
KIRA SEEMS REALLY COOL.
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I'D TOTALLY ASK HER OUT
IF HER BREATH DIDN'T
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SMELL LIKE ROTTING--
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OH, HEY, KIRA!
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HEY, GUYS.
CONGRATULATIONS.
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( sighing )
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WAIT.
SAY THAT AGAIN.
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CONGRATULATIONS?
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ONE MORE TIME.
A LITTLE BREATHIER.
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( all inhaling )
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( chuckles )
YOU GUYS ARE SILLY.
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IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
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( all exhaling )
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YOU TOO.
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IS THERE SOMETHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU?
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NEW HAIR, NEW DRESS,
NEW TOOTHPASTE?
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MM, NO.
SAME OLD ME.
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ANYWAYS, MY DAD KNEW
YOUR VIDEO WAS GONNA BE 1
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AND WANTED ME
TO GIVE YOU THESE.
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"CONGRATULATIONS.
ON BEHALF OF STARR RECORDS,
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ENJOY THESE FOUR ULTIMATE
WRESTLING TICKETS."
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- AWESOME!
- GREAT!
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OH, ULTIMATE WRESTLING
TICKETS,
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SOMETHING WE CAN
ALL ENJOY.
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Both: EH.
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HEY.
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LET'S ALL GO CELEBRATE
BY GETTING PIZZA,
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ON ME.
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- YES!
- YEAH.
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WANNA COME WITH, KIRA?
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SURE. AS LONG
AS YOU PROMISE
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NOT TO ORDER
GARLIC AND ANCHOVY.
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I USED TO EAT IT
EVERY DAY,
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BUT I THINK IT MADE
MY BREATH STINK.
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NO.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- WHAT?!
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GUYS, REMEMBER?
IT WAS DISGUS...
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...TINGLY
EXCELLENT.
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( mutters )
SAVED IT.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE ♪
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♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪
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♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪
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( yawning )
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Oh!
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WHOA! THE ZOOM
ON MY NEW CAMERA IS AMAZING.
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BY THE WAY, TRISH, I THINK
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YOU HAVE A TINY CAVITY ON
YOUR UPPER LEFT WISDOM TOOTH.
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YOU HAVE A GIANT CAVITY
WHERE YOUR BRAIN SHOULD BE.
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KIRA, CAN I GET YOU
ANOTHER SLICE?
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NOPE, STILL GOOD WITH
THE FOUR YOU ALREADY GAVE ME
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ARE THEY TOO HOT?
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I CAN BLOW ON THEM
FOR YOU.
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THAT'S OKAY.
I'M GONNA GO GRAB
SOME NAPKINS.
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USE MY SHIRT.
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I'LL STICK WITH
PAPER NAPKINS, THANKS.
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GUYS, BE HONEST--
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AM I ACTING WEIRD?
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I WOULDN'T SAY WEIRD.
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I'D SAY REALLY WEIRD.
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( sighs )
SHE'S JUST SO PRETTY.
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IT'S THROWING OFF
MY WHOLE GAME.
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WHAT YOU NEED
IS SOMEONE TO
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SUBTLY TALK YOU UP.
ALLOW ME.
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- HERE YOU GO.
- THANK YOU.
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HOW AMAZING IS AUSTIN?
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HE'S FUNNY, TALENTED,
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AWESOME DANCER,
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CAN COUNT TO 10
IN SPANISH.
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HAS AMAZING HAIR.
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( exhales )
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WHAT AM I FORGETTING?
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JUST THE SUBTLETY PART.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, ALLY.
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HE'S A GOOD ONE.
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WELL, I GOTTA RUN.
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THANKS FOR LUNCH.
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BYE.
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- BYE.
- BYE.
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I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TOO.
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I HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE STORE.
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OKAY, I'M DEFINITELY
ASKING HER OUT.
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UH, WHOA.
BAD IDEA.
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YOU CAN'T DATE
YOUR BOSS' DAUGHTER.
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BUT I LIKE HER.
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I SAY GO FOR IT.
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FOLLOW YOUR HEART.
DON'T LET ANYONE GET
IN YOUR WAY.
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Dez, you're in my way.
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HEY, TRISH.
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I WAS THINKING,
SINCE YOU AND ALLY
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AREN'T CRAZY ABOUT
JIMMY STARR'S GIFT,
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HOW ABOUT YOU PUT TOGETHER
A SMALL BOUQUET FOR ALLY
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AND GET YOURSELF
SOMETHING TOO. I'LL PAY.
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REALLY? THANK YOU.
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FORGET THE FLOWERS.
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I SUGGEST USING THE MONEY
TO GET THAT TOOTH LOOKED AT.
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UGH. SAY "AH."
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Ah.
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Ahh!
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OKAY, PUT YOUR
FINGERS ON
THIS FRET
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AND YOUR PINKY
DOWN HERE.
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NOW STRUM.
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AND PLAYING GUITAR
ISN'T EASY,
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SO DON'T WORRY IF YOU DON'T
GET IT THE FIRST TIME.
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( plays impressive riff )
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WHOA!
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YOU'RE A QUICK LEARNER.
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( giggles )
I'VE BEEN PLAYING
SINCE I WAS FOUR.
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I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE
HOW EXCITED YOU WERE
TO TEACH ME.
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THANKS.
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SO, KIRA,
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I WAS WONDERING
IF MAYBE YOU'D WANNA...
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YOU KNOW...
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GO OUT SOMETIME?
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LIKE ON A DATE.
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A DATE?
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ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?
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HUH.
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NOT EXACTLY THE RESPONSE
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I WAS LOOKING FOR.
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NO, IT'S JUST THAT I THOUGHT
YOU AND ALLY LIKED EACH OTHER.
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WHAT?!
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ME AND ALLY?
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NO WAY!
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YOU SURE?
'CAUSE
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
A GUY AND GIRL SPEND
SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER
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THAT WEREN'T BOYFRIEND
AND GIRLFRIEND.
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TRUST ME, ALLY AND I
ARE JUST FRIENDS.
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WE LIKE EACH OTHER A LOT,
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY.
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( exhales )
ALL RIGHT.
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AS LONG AS
THERE'S NOTHING GOING
ON BETWEEN YOU AND ALLY,
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I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU.
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AUSTIN, HERE ARE THE FLOWERS
YOU ORDERED FOR ALLY.
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IT'S NOT WHAT
IT LOOKS LIKE.
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I JUST ORDERED SOME FLOWERS
TO THANK HER FOR WRITING
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THE SONG FOR MY VIDEO.
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AND SOME MORE.
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IT WAS THE 1 VIDEO.
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( sighs ) AND ANOTHER.
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WHOA! WHO'S GOT
A SECRET ADMIRER?
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THESE ARE THE FLOWERS
AUSTIN GOT FOR ALLY.
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AUSTIN'S ALLY'S
SECRET ADMIRER.
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NO.
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I JUST WANTED
A SMALL GIFT.
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THIS IS YOUR IDEA
OF A SMALL GIFT?
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WELL, WHEN IT COMES
TO AUSTIN AND ALLY,
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NO GESTURE IS TOO BIG.
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THEY HAVE A SPECIAL
RELATIONSHIP.
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OH, MY GOSH.
WHO ARE ALL THE FLOWERS FOR?
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THEY'RE FOR YOU.
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REALLY? FROM WHO?
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ME.
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"THERE'S NO WAY I CAN
MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU."
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AW, THANK YOU
SO MUCH, AUSTIN.
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THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING
EVER.
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KIRA, STEP ASIDE PLEASE.
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I NEED A CLEAR SHOT
OF OUR HAPPY COUPLE.
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KIRA, WAIT!
I CAN EXPLAIN!
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WHOA, SLOW DOWN!
STILL HUGGING HERE.
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IT'S OKAY.
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I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
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YOU TWO CLEARLY HAVE FEELINGS
FOR EACH OTHER
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AND YOUR FRIENDS WANT
YOU TOGETHER TOO.
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WHAT? N-NO.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
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IT'S ALL GOOD, ALLY.
I'M NOT GONNA GET IN THE WAY.
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LET'S JUST FORGET THE DATE.
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TRISH, I TOLD YOU
TO GET A SIMPLE BOUQUET,
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NOT THE WHOLE STORE.
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YOU TOLD ME TO GET
SOMETHING FOR MYSELF TOO.
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AND I GET A BONUS
FOR EVERY FLOWER I SELL.
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SO THANK YOU.
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THANKS FOR SHOPPING
AT SONIC BOOM.
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OOH!
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DON'T FORGET
YOUR COMPLEMENTARY BOUQUET.
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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
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YOU'RE JUST GIVING
ALL OF THESE AWAY.
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I'M DROWNING IN FLOWERS.
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I LOVE THEM, BUT WHAT ELSE
AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM?
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YEAH, I'M RUNNING OUT
OF IDEAS OVER HERE.
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I'VE TEXTED KIRA FIVE TIMES
AND SHE WON'T RESPOND.
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WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
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YOU CAN GIVE HER
ONE OF THESE
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STYLISH WRIST CORSAGES
I MADE.
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I DON'T THINK SO, DEZ.
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TEDDY BEAR TOPIARY?
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MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST.
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I STILL DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
237
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,980
FOR YOU TO DATE
JIMMY STARR'S DAUGHTER.
238
00:09:11,982 --> 00:09:14,592
BUT... I WANT TO.
239
00:09:16,927 --> 00:09:18,987
WELL, IF YOU WANT
KIRA TO GO OUT WITH YOU,
240
00:09:18,989 --> 00:09:20,989
YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING
SUPER ROMANTIC
241
00:09:20,991 --> 00:09:22,561
TO SHOW HER
HOW YOU FEEL.
242
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,592
UH, HELLO.
243
00:09:23,594 --> 00:09:25,244
TEDDY BEAR TOPIARY?
244
00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:27,065
( high-pitched )
"GO OUT WITH ME, KIRA."
245
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:29,869
DEZ.
246
00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,100
NO? OKAY.
247
00:09:34,044 --> 00:09:35,954
THIS WHOLE MESS
IS PARTLY MY FAULT.
248
00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:38,246
LET ME HELP YOU PLAN
THE PERFECT DATE.
249
00:09:38,248 --> 00:09:40,778
WE CAN PLAN ALL WE WANT,
BUT THERE WON'T BE A DATE
250
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,251
IF SHE WON'T ANSWER
ANY OF MY TEXTS.
251
00:09:42,252 --> 00:09:44,082
DON'T WORRY, MAN.
I'LL FIND A WAY
252
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,264
TO GET HER
TO GO OUT WITH YOU.
253
00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:47,785
I CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE.
254
00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:48,888
WATCH.
255
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,690
GIVE ME $10.
256
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,692
NO.
257
00:09:53,964 --> 00:09:55,634
OKAY.
258
00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:57,866
THEN DON'T
GIVE ME $10.
259
00:09:57,868 --> 00:10:00,028
I WON'T.
260
00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:02,330
SEE?
PERSUASIVE.
261
00:10:09,379 --> 00:10:11,979
OKAY, SO WHAT'S
OUR BIG PLAN?
262
00:10:11,982 --> 00:10:15,322
WELL, LET'S TACKLE IT
LIKE WE'RE WRITING A SONG.
263
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,845
I MEAN, YOU AND I MAKE
GREAT MUSIC TOGETHER.
264
00:10:17,848 --> 00:10:19,388
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO
COME UP WITH A GREAT DATE.
265
00:10:19,389 --> 00:10:21,349
THAT'S TRUE.
266
00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:24,051
TELL ME WHAT
YOUR PERFECT DATE WOULD BE.
267
00:10:24,054 --> 00:10:26,764
WE'D GO TO
A ZOMBIE CONVENTION,
268
00:10:26,757 --> 00:10:27,897
GRAB SOME PANCAKES,
269
00:10:27,898 --> 00:10:30,298
AND THEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES
IN DEZ'S BASEMENT.
270
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,812
WHAT?
HE'S GOT AN AWESOME TV.
271
00:10:36,106 --> 00:10:38,066
AUSTIN, IT'S GOTTA
BE SPECIAL.
272
00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:40,768
THIS ISN'T
A GUYS' NIGHT OUT.
273
00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:41,771
PICTURE THIS:
274
00:10:43,674 --> 00:10:45,684
A PICNIC UNDER THE STARS,
275
00:10:45,676 --> 00:10:46,976
A ROMANTIC MOVIE'S PLAYING.
276
00:10:46,977 --> 00:10:50,047
OOH! LIKE
"BIKINI BEACH BLOOD BASH"!
277
00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:55,232
UM, I'M THINKING
EVEN MORE ROMANTIC.
278
00:10:55,225 --> 00:10:58,055
OOH! "BIKINI BEACH
BLOOD BASH II:
279
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,928
BABES IN BARBADOS."
280
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,261
MORE LIKE
"LE VOYAGE DE L'AMOUR."
281
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,774
IT'S A SILENT MOVIE
PLAYING IN THE PARK TOMORROW.
282
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,997
SILENT?
283
00:11:08,999 --> 00:11:10,399
IS IT AT LEAST IN 3D?
284
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,942
AUSTIN, BE SERIOUS.
285
00:11:13,944 --> 00:11:15,954
IMAGINE...
286
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,947
KIRA'S THERE.
287
00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:21,449
HER EYES SPARKLING
IN THE MOONLIGHT--
288
00:11:21,451 --> 00:11:24,211
SPARKLE SPARKLE
SPARKLE SPARKLE.
289
00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:26,224
A GENTLE BREEZE
BLOWING HER HAIR--
290
00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:29,356
BREEZE BREEZE
BREEZE BREEZE.
291
00:11:29,359 --> 00:11:32,059
WHAT CAN YOU DO
TO SHOW HER HOW YOU FEEL?
292
00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:34,422
WELL, I COULD
GIVE HER A GIFT.
293
00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:35,704
OOH!
294
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,725
I'LL GET HER A NECKLACE
295
00:11:36,727 --> 00:11:38,127
WITH HER NAME ON IT.
LIKE YOURS.
296
00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:40,128
( chuckles )
297
00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,830
PERFECT.
SHE'LL LOVE THAT.
298
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,843
OKAY, SO...
299
00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:47,105
I'LL WAIT FOR THE MOST
ROMANTIC PART OF THE MOVIE.
300
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,437
SHE'LL BE ALL CUTE
AND LOVEY.
301
00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:51,109
I'LL LEAN IN,
302
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,141
PUT MY ARM AROUND HER.
303
00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:56,123
SHE'LL NUZZLE UP,
FEELING BUTTERFLIES.
304
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:59,116
MY HEART WILL BE
BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST.
305
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,119
IT'LL BE...
306
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,151
- PERFECT.
- PERFECT.
307
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,160
( door opens )
308
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:13,431
I KNOW HOW TO GET
KIRA TO YOUR DATE!
309
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:17,043
FISHING NET,
TRANQUILIZER DART.
310
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,367
OH!
311
00:12:18,368 --> 00:12:19,908
AWESOME!
312
00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:29,147
TRISH.
313
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,479
CHECK OUT WHAT I GOT
FOR AUSTIN'S DATE WITH KIRA.
314
00:12:31,481 --> 00:12:33,951
A COZY PICNIC BLANKET,
315
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,125
A JAR OF PICKLES.
316
00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:38,127
I LIKE AUSTIN.
317
00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:39,988
HEART-SHAPED SALAMIS--
318
00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:42,160
WAIT.
SAY THAT AGAIN.
319
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,162
HEART-SHAPED SALAMIS?
320
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:47,274
NO, THE PART ABOUT YOU
LIKING AUSTIN!
321
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,137
OH.
( nervous chuckle )
322
00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:51,099
RIGHT. THAT.
323
00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:53,971
YEAH.
I LIKE AUSTIN.
324
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,514
( gasps )
325
00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,045
ALLY, THIS IS HUGE!
326
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:58,207
( both squealing )
327
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,078
WHAT HAPPENED?
328
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,249
I DON'T KNOW.
329
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,080
WE WERE PRETENDING
WE WERE ON THE PERFECT DATE
330
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,082
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
IT FELT LIKE
331
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,164
WE WERE ON
THE PERFECT DATE.
332
00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:08,056
( both squealing )
333
00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:09,158
TRISH.
334
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:10,859
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
335
00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:12,091
I'M FREAKING OUT.
336
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,962
WELL, FOR STARTERS,
337
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:16,134
I WOULDN'T HELP HIM PLAN
A DATE FOR ANOTHER GIRL.
338
00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:19,266
YOU NEED TO TELL AUSTIN
YOU LIKE HIM.
339
00:13:19,269 --> 00:13:21,369
BUT HE LIKES KIRA.
340
00:13:21,371 --> 00:13:24,131
MAYBE HE WOULDN'T IF
HE KNEW HOW YOU FELT.
341
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,284
IF I SAY SOMETHING
342
00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:28,106
AND HE DOESN'T FEEL
THE SAME WAY,
343
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,438
EVERYTHING WILL BE RUINED--
344
00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:31,109
OUR FRIENDSHIP,
OUR PARTNERSHIP,
345
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,981
EVERYTHING.
346
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:35,093
PLEASE PROMISE ME
YOU WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
347
00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:36,515
YOUR SECRET'S
SAFE WITH ME.
348
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:44,452
I HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE!
349
00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:46,464
HEY, STRANGER!
350
00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:48,156
ALLY LIKES AUSTIN!
351
00:13:48,158 --> 00:13:49,998
OKAY.
352
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,260
NOW YOUR SECRET'S
SAFE WITH ME.
353
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:03,240
OKAY, I GOT EVERYTHING
TOGETHER FOR AUSTIN'S DATE.
354
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,253
HE SAID HE WANTS TO GIVE
KIRA A NECKLACE JUST LIKE
MY "ALLY" ONE,
355
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,316
SO I HAD THE JEWELRY STORE
COPY MINE.
356
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,319
YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ONE
FOR YOURSELF THAT SAYS,
357
00:14:12,322 --> 00:14:15,992
"I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY
TO GO AFTER THE BOY
OF MY DREAMS."
358
00:14:15,986 --> 00:14:18,156
THAT WOULD NEVER FIT
ON A CHAIN.
359
00:14:19,389 --> 00:14:20,389
HEY, GUYS.
360
00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:21,560
OH!
361
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,261
ALL RIGHT, AUSTIN.
362
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,273
YOU'RE ALL SET
FOR YOUR PERFECT DATE.
363
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,165
THANKS FOR DOING
ALL THIS FOR ME, ALLY.
364
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,168
YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
365
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,299
NO PROBLEM.
366
00:14:31,301 --> 00:14:32,301
BUDDY.
367
00:14:34,644 --> 00:14:36,254
SO DEZ,
368
00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,546
HOW'D YOU GET KIRA
TO AGREE TO SHOW UP
AT THE PARK ANYWAY?
369
00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:41,378
I'VE SPENT THE LAST
24 HOURS COLLECTING
KIRA DATA.
370
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,551
HER MyFace PAGE,
SCHOOL SCHEDULE,
371
00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:45,423
FAMILY TREE,
SHOE SIZE.
372
00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:47,115
- DID THAT HELP?
- NOT AT ALL.
373
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,388
BUT SHE DID AGREE
TO MEET WITH ME
374
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,920
TO DISCUSS A ROLE
IN MY NEXT FILM.
375
00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:54,933
SHE IS GOING
TO BE DISAPPOINTED
376
00:14:54,925 --> 00:14:56,365
WHEN SHE SEES AUSTIN.
377
00:14:57,928 --> 00:15:00,098
I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
378
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,570
WELL, I BETTER GO
TO MY PERFECT DATE.
379
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,502
DON'T WANNA KEEP
THE PERFECT GIRL WAITING.
380
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,584
SOMETIMES THE PERFECT GIRL
IS CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.
381
00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:11,579
NOT REALLY.
THE PARK'S A GOOD
20-MINUTE WALK FROM HERE.
382
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,024
( forced chuckles )
383
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,585
THANKS AGAIN, ALLY.
384
00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:19,246
I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
KIRA KNOWS HOW MUCH
YOU HELPED WITH ALL THIS.
385
00:15:19,249 --> 00:15:21,349
THERE'S NO WAY
SHE'LL STILL THINK
WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
386
00:15:21,351 --> 00:15:25,001
( exhales )
NO WAY, PAL.
387
00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:26,995
OW!
STOP PUNCHING ME.
388
00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:31,499
( forced laughter )
389
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:33,561
YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK
ON YOUR FAKE LAUGH.
390
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:36,714
I NEED TO WORK
ON MY FAKE LAUGH TOO.
391
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:38,706
♪ HA-HA HA-HA
HA-HA HA-HA, HA ♪
392
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,708
( high-pitched )
♪ HA HA. ♪
393
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,642
I GENUINELY WANT THEM
TO HAVE A GREAT TIME
394
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,024
ON THEIR PICNIC.
395
00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:48,046
THEN I HOPED HE PACKED
LOTS OF VEGETABLES.
396
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,218
WELL, THERE'S SOME PICKLES.
397
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:51,720
BUT MOSTLY MEAT, WHY?
398
00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,521
- KIRA DOESN'T EAT MEAT.
- WHAT?
399
00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:55,693
SHE HAS A VERY DETAILED
MyFace PAGE.
400
00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:56,685
CHECK IT OUT.
401
00:15:58,228 --> 00:15:59,228
LOOK!
402
00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:00,529
"OLD MOVIES ARE BORING.
403
00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,190
GRASS MAKES ME ITCH."
404
00:16:02,192 --> 00:16:05,202
"THE SMELL OF PICKLES
MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE."
405
00:16:05,195 --> 00:16:06,295
OH, NO!
406
00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:07,566
THE DATE I PLANNED
IS ALL WRONG.
407
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,337
KIRA'S GONNA THINK I
SABOTAGED IT ON PURPOSE.
408
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,170
UM, ALLY?
409
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,402
WHY ARE YOU WEARING A NECKLACE
THAT SAYS "KIRA" ON IT?
410
00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:16,284
WHAT?
411
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,976
OH, NO!
412
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,307
I MUST HAVE PUT
THE WRONG ONE
IN THE BASKET!
413
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,310
WHICH MEANS AUSTIN'S
GONNA GIVE KIRA
414
00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:23,252
THE ONE THAT SAYS...
415
00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:24,753
Both: "ALLY"!
416
00:16:24,754 --> 00:16:28,264
RELAX, I'LL JUST CALL AUSTIN
AND TELL HIM EVERYTHING.
417
00:16:28,258 --> 00:16:31,088
YOU CAN'T CALL.
I TOLD HIM TO LEAVE
HIS PHONE HERE,
418
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,591
SO HE COULD FOCUS
ON KIRA.
419
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,262
SHOOT!
NO BIGGIE.
420
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:35,274
I'LL JUST TEXT HIM.
421
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,127
THERE.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
422
00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:41,299
( cellphone beeping )
423
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,132
ALLY, I THINK
YOU'RE GETTING A TEXT.
424
00:16:57,047 --> 00:16:58,247
KIRA.
425
00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:01,048
AUSTIN, I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE MEETING DEZ.
426
00:17:01,051 --> 00:17:02,451
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
427
00:17:02,452 --> 00:17:05,462
PROVING THAT I DON'T LIKE
ALLY THE WAY I LIKE YOU.
428
00:17:05,455 --> 00:17:07,025
AUSTIN, I DON'T--
429
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,256
GIVE ME A CHANCE.
PLEASE.
430
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:11,629
JUST WATCH ONE
SILENT MOVIE WITH ME
IN THE PARK.
431
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,501
SILENT MOVIE?
432
00:17:13,503 --> 00:17:15,513
HERE?
433
00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:17,465
ON THIS GRASS?
434
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:18,767
ROMANTIC, RIGHT?
435
00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:21,038
ALLY HELPED ME PLAN
THE WHOLE THING.
436
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,710
OH, ALLY PLANNED IT?
437
00:17:23,713 --> 00:17:25,723
INTERESTING.
438
00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:27,675
( music playing )
439
00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,547
OH LOOK,
THE MOVIE'S STARTING.
440
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,549
( applause )
441
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,087
WHY ARE WE
SNEAKING AROUND?
442
00:17:39,089 --> 00:17:40,559
LET'S JUST GIVE AUSTIN
KIRA'S NECKLACE
443
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,360
AND TELL HIM
TO SCRAP THE PICNIC.
444
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,362
WE CAN'T.
KIRA THINKS WE ALL WANT
445
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,844
ME AND AUSTIN
TO BE TOGETHER.
446
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:47,835
If SHE SEES US HERE,
IT'LL LOOK LIKE WE PLANNED
447
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:49,567
THIS DISASTER DATE
ON PURPOSE.
448
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,639
THEN I'LL JUST
TOSS HIM HIS PHONE
AND WE CAN NEXT HIM.
449
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:57,676
HEY!
450
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,077
YOU THROWING STUFF
AT ME?
451
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,078
UH, IT CAME FROM
BACK THERE.
452
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,582
WELL, IT BETTER
NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
453
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,094
LE VOYAGE DE L'AMOUR
IS MY FAVORITE SILENT FLICK.
454
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,760
NICE AIM, YOU DOOF.
455
00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:13,722
GUYS, FOCUS.
456
00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:16,173
THAT BASKET IS FULL
OF THINGS KIRA HATES.
457
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,166
IT'S UP TO US--
458
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,597
SHH!
459
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,428
- WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE HERE.
- BUT I DIDN'T--
460
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:21,770
EH!
461
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,305
ALLY, LOOK.
462
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,477
MEATHEAD'S PACKING FRUIT.
463
00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:31,309
IF WE CAN SOMEHOW GET
HIS BASKET FROM HIM,
464
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,181
THEN WE CAN SWITCH IT
WITH AUSTIN'S.
465
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:34,313
YES!
466
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,624
THEN I CAN PUT
KIRA'S NECKLACE IN IT
467
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,315
AND AUSTIN WILL
BE ABLE TO MAKE
THE MOST OF
468
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,317
THE REST OF HIS DATE!
469
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,818
PERFECT!
I'LL CREATE A DISTRACTION.
470
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,789
THEN I'LL CRAWL OVER
AND SWAP THE BASKETS.
471
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,158
WHAT'S TAKING DEZ
SO LONG?
472
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,400
FORGET IT.
473
00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:52,801
I'M GONNA CRAWL OVER THERE
AND SWITCH THE BASKETS.
474
00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:55,312
- DO YOU WANT ME
TO GO WITH YOU?
- NO, THAT'S OKAY.
475
00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:56,605
GOOD, 'CAUSE
I DON'T LIKE CRAWLING.
476
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,454
OH!
477
00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:14,452
OH, MAN.
478
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,634
THIS PART GETS ME
EVERY STINKING TIME.
479
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,860
( blows nose loudly )
480
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,774
YOU SURE
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?
481
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,595
YUP, THIS IS GREAT.
482
00:19:27,597 --> 00:19:30,697
ALLY SURE KNOWS
WHAT A GIRL LIKES.
483
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,870
OOH!
484
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,701
HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU
ONE OF MY TRIPLE DECKER
485
00:19:34,704 --> 00:19:36,414
MEAT LOVER'S SANDWICHES?
486
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:38,206
SORRY, I DON'T
EAT MEAT.
487
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:40,648
OH. OKAY.
488
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:41,650
HOW ABOUT SOME PICKLES?
489
00:19:43,553 --> 00:19:44,853
PICKLES MAKE ME SICK.
490
00:19:46,556 --> 00:19:49,716
I'M PRETTY SURE ALLY JUST
PACKED PICKLES AND MEAT...
491
00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:54,559
AND FRUIT AND CARROT STICKS
AND THIS HOMEMADE FETTUCCINE.
492
00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:58,867
HEY!
493
00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:01,598
THAT'S MY MOM'S
FAMOUS FETTUCCINE.
494
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,771
THIS IS OURS.
LEAVE US ALONE.
495
00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:05,313
- GIVE ME--
- GIVE IT TO ME!
496
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,305
I'M GONNA MISS
THE ENDING.
497
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,306
( overlapping arguing )
498
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,307
( gasps )
499
00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:14,812
YOU MADE ME MISS
THE PROPOSAL.
500
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,694
COME ON, ADRIENNE.
LET'S GET OF HERE.
501
00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:21,889
LOOKS LIKE
MEATHEAD'S GIRLFRIEND
JUST GOT HERSELF
502
00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:23,451
A BRAND-NEW "KIRA"
NECKLACE.
503
00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:25,633
WELL, AT LEAST I GOT
THE "ALLY" ONE
504
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,755
BEFORE AUSTIN
GAVE IT TO KIRA.
505
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,231
OH, NO!
IT'S NOT IN HERE.
506
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,912
AUSTIN MUST HAVE
TAKEN IT OUT BEFORE
I SWITCHED THE BASKETS.
507
00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:38,435
UH, ALLY?
HE DEFINITELY DID.
508
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,768
I'M SO SORRY.
509
00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:42,610
THIS DATE'S BEEN
A NIGHTMARE,
510
00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:44,872
BUT MAYBE THIS
WILL HELP.
511
00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:46,284
WAIT!
512
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:47,446
ALLY?
513
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,817
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?
514
00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:49,818
AND THAT'S MY GIFT.
515
00:20:49,819 --> 00:20:51,479
IT'S NOT YOURS,
IT'S MINE.
516
00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:52,781
- LISTEN--
- DON'T BOTHER.
517
00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:54,822
THANKS FOR PLANNING
THIS DATE FOR US, ALLY.
518
00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:56,834
I THINK IT TURNED OUT
EXACTLY HOW YOU WANTED.
519
00:20:56,826 --> 00:20:59,826
THAT'S NOT TRUE!
I CAN EXPLAIN.
520
00:20:59,829 --> 00:21:01,389
IT'S FUNNY, REALLY.
521
00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:03,391
( people yelping )
522
00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:08,566
NOW THAT'S A DISTRACTION!
523
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,298
THE SPRINKLERS WERE
YOUR DISTRACTION?
524
00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:12,641
YOU'RE WELCOME.
525
00:21:12,642 --> 00:21:13,772
( groans )
526
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,773
( screaming )
527
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,880
I COMPLETELY DESTROYED
AUSTIN'S DATE.
528
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:23,912
I FEEL HORRIBLE.
529
00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:26,793
LOOK ON
THE BRIGHT SIDE.
THERE'S NO WAY
530
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,586
AUSTIN AND KIRA
ARE GOING ON
A SECOND DATE.
531
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,588
THAT WAS THE BEST
DATE EVER!
532
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,060
I CAN'T WAIT
TO GO ON A SECOND DATE.
533
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,303
WAIT, YOU GUYS HAD
A GOOD TIME?
534
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,295
AFTER WE DRIED OFF,
WE GRABBED SOME PANCAKES
535
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,467
AND PLAYED VIDEO GAMES
IN DEZ'S BASEMENT!
536
00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:42,600
HE HAS AN AWESOME TV!
537
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,482
SO I KEEP HEARING.
538
00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:48,935
ALLY, I'M SORRY I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED AUSTIN.
539
00:21:48,938 --> 00:21:50,808
WHAT YOU DID TO TRY
AND SAVE THE DATE TONIGHT
540
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,810
PROVES YOU DON'T.
541
00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:55,753
YUP, THAT PROVES IT.
542
00:22:02,352 --> 00:22:03,852
THANKS AGAIN, ALLY.
543
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:12,400
ARE YOU OKAY?
544
00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:13,962
I'M FINE.
545
00:22:13,963 --> 00:22:15,513
I PROMISE.
546
00:22:15,505 --> 00:22:18,665
WELL, THERE'S NO USE WASTING
A PERFECTLY GOOD PICNIC.
547
00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:19,908
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS
AND DIG IN.
548
00:22:19,909 --> 00:22:21,869
I'LL MEET YOU
UP THERE.
549
00:22:21,871 --> 00:22:22,841
I JUST HAVE TO
CLOSE UP SHOP.
550
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,842
OKAY.
551
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:45,032
"THERE'S NO WAY I CAN
MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU."
552
00:23:13,563 --> 00:23:15,573
HEART-SHAPED SALAMI?
553
00:23:15,565 --> 00:23:17,595
I THOUGHT YOU'D
NEVER ASK.
554
00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:21,028
TOO BAD DEZ ISN'T HERE
TO HELP US FINISH ALL THIS.
555
00:23:21,030 --> 00:23:22,900
- WHERE IS DEZ ANYWAY?
- HMM.
556
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:27,443
( sobbing )
557
00:23:27,437 --> 00:23:29,907
OH, CLAUDETTE JUST TELL HIM
YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY!
558
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,439
( blows nose )
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