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( grunting )
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I AM AUSTIMUS!
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I AM DEZIMUS!
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AND I--
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AM PUTTING THESE
AWAY-IMUS.
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BEFORE THEY BREAK-IMUS.
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BECAUSE, TRUST ME,
YOU CANNOT AFFORD-IMUS.
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WOW!
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YOU SPEAK REALLY GOOD
GLADIATOR.
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GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AT THE MALL CUSTOMER SERVICE.
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CONGRATS.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?
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I HAVE TO TAKE CALLS FROM
ANGRY CUSTOMERS COMPLAINING
ABOUT BAD SERVICE.
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- ( headset rings )
- MALL CUSTOMER SERVICE.
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OH, I'M SORRY
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THAT SALESPEOPLE ALWAYS
KEEP YOU WAITING.
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PLEASE HOLD.
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WHO DO THEY CALL WHEN THEY
WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU?
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ME. THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF THIS JOB.
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- HOW'S THE NEW SONG COMING?
- IT STILL NEEDS A LOT OF WORK.
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- WE DON'T HAVE A SECOND VERSE--
- GREAT, BECAUSE I JUST
BOOKED AUSTIN
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ON "THE WANDA WATSON
SHOW" THIS WEEK.
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- THAT'S AWESOME, TRISH!
- "WANDA WATSON'S"
MY FAVORITE TALK SHOW.
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LAST WEEK SHE AND TOM HANKS
MADE GIFT BAGS OUT
OF OLD SOCKS.
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EWWW!
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HEY, TRISH, JERK ALERT.
YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND
JUST WALKED IN.
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HEY, GUYS. HEY, TRISH.
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TRENT, FOR THE LAST TIME,
I'M TIRED OF LISTENING
TO YOUR APOLOGIES.
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WELL, THEN YOU DON'T
HAVE TO LISTEN.
JUST READ.
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"I'M...
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SORRY...
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THAT--" OKAY,
THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER.
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WAIT, PLEASE.
JUST READ IT.
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"I PRETENDED TO BE YOUR
BOYFRIEND JUST TO BECOME
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AUSTIN'S BACKUP DANCER AND THAT
I HAD ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND
THE ENTIRE TIME AND--"
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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WHY SHOULD TRISH ACCEPT
YOUR T-SHIRT APOLOGY?
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SURE,
IT'S CLEVER AND ADORABLE
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AND SWEET
AND KIND OF ROMANTIC.
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- ALLY.
- YEAH.
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LOOK, OKAY,
THE POINT IS I'M SORRY.
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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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WILL YOU WEAR THIS
"APOLOGY ACCEPTED" HOODIE?
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DOES THAT ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION?
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TRENT, GET YOUR T-SHIRTS
AND YOUR HOODIE
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- AND GET OUTTA HERE.
- ( sighs )
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YEAH, GET YOUR T-SHIRTS
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE,
I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK
AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD,
YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY,
"HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH! THERE'S NO WAY ♪
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♪ I COULD MAKE IT
WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING A SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU,
IT'S LIKE, "WHOA!" ♪
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♪ YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT
YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA! ♪
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♪ WHATEVER IT IS
I GOT IT ♪
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♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO CALL IT ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY TO HIDE IT,
YEAH, I GOT IT, TOO ♪
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♪ WHATEVER IT IS,
I GOT IT ♪
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♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO CALL IT ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT,
YEAH, I GOT IT, TOO ♪
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♪ WHOA!
YEAH, I GOT IT, TOO ♪
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♪ WHOA! ♪
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♪ GIRL, YOU GOT IT, TOO ♪
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♪ WHOA!
YEAH, I GOT IT, TOO ♪
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♪ WHOA!
GIRL, YOU GOT IT, TOO ♪
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♪ WHOA! ♪
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MAN, ANOTHER GREAT SONG,
ALLY.
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YOU'RE THE BEST SONGWRITER
IN THE BIZ.
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I WOULDN'T SAY I'M THE BEST,
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BUT YOU CAN.
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I'LL SAY IT.
THAT SONG IS GREAT.
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TRENT, HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN STANDING THERE?
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LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT
THAT IS A GREAT SONG.
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LOOK, I KNOW THERE ARE
NO SHORTCUTS TO MAKING IT.
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SO I WAS HOPING ALLY WOULD
WRITE ME A SONG
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TO MAKE ME
AN OVERNIGHT SENSATION.
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WHY WOULD I HELP YOU?
YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND.
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YEAH, BUH-BYE.
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I SAID I WAS SORRY.
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DON'T YOU BELIEVE
IN SECOND CHANCES?
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OF COURSE I DO.
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WELL, I DON'T.
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SO AGAIN, BUH-BYE.
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AUSTIN, I GAVE YOU
A SECOND CHANCE
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WHEN YOU KIND OF
STOLE MY SONG.
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AUSTIN STOLE YOUR SONG?
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SHE SAID "KIND OF."
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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AND I'M GLAD
I FORGAVE YOU
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BECAUSE LOOK HOW
AWESOME IT TURNED OUT.
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IT TURNED OUT AWESOME
BECAUSE I'M AWESOME-US.
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BUT HE'S JERK-IMUS.
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I BELIEVE EVERYONE'S BORN
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WITH A SEED OF GOODNESS,
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AND IF YOU WATER IT
WITH KINDNESS AND TRUST,
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IT WILL BLOSSOM INTO
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
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HUH. I NEVER THOUGHT
OF IT LIKE THAT.
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YOU GUYS ARE
REALLY INSPIRING.
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IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN NEED
YOUR HELP ANYMORE, ALLY.
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A SONG JUST CAME TO ME.
THANKS.
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SEE WHAT JUST
HAPPENED THERE?
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AUSTIN, I THINK WE MADE
A DIFFERENCE TODAY.
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( headset rings )
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- HEY, TRISH, WHAT ARE--
- EXCUSE ME.
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MALL CUSTOMER SERVICE,
WHAT'S YOUR COMPLAINT?
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UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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WELL, I CAN ASSURE YOU,
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TRISH FROM THE NAIL SALON
WAS FIRED LAST WEEK.
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SO, TRISH, AS YOU KNOW,
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SINCE AUSTIN BECAME FAMOUS,
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HE AND I HAVE BEEN
WORKING ON HIS LINE
OF CELEBRITY PRODUCTS.
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AUSTIN CELL PHONE CASE.
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AUSTIN DISPOSABLE WIPES.
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AUSTIN TOOTHBRUSH.
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ELECTRIC AND MANUAL.
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BUT WE'RE STILL TRYING
TO PERFECT AUSTIN'S
SIGNATURE FRAGRANCE.
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- WE CALL THIS ONE "MANLY."
- HMM.
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IT SMELLS LIKE NACHO CHEESE
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AND DIRTY SOCKS.
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EXACTLY! THE TWO MOST
MANLY SMELLS WE COULD
THINK OF.
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EWW.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
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CHECK OUT THIS SWEET PUPPY.
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( gasps ) EWW!
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IT SMELLS LIKE HONEY
AND WET DOG.
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EXACTLY, THAT'S WHY WE
CALL IT "SWEET PUPPY."
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Both:
WHAT UP?!
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COME ON, AUSTIN.
WE HAVE SOME IMPORTANT
BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.
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LET ME GUESS. YOU WANT
ME TO SING TO THE GIRL
AT ZINGA JUICE
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SO YOU CAN GET
A FREE SMOOTHIE.
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NO, I WANT YOU
TO SING TO THE GIRL
AT THE MOVIE THEATER
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SO I CAN GET SOME
FREE TICKETS. LET'S GO.
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- HELLO, DEZ.
- OOH. UH...
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I DON'T THINK I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE TALKING TO YOU.
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I JUST WANT TO SAY, AFTER
AUSTIN, ALLY, AND TRISH,
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YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT
PERSON ON TEAM AUSTIN.
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WHY, THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME, AND I THINK
YOU'RE AN AMAZING DIRECTOR.
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I LOVE WHAT YOU DID
IN THIS VIDEO.
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♪ They wanna know-know-know
your name-name-name ♪
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♪ They want
the girl-girl-girl... ♪
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( music continues )
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WELL, I'LL LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
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THERE WEREN'T REALLY
FIVE AUSTINS.
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( gasps ) NO.
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SO HOW'D YOU GET
THE EFFECT?
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I'M NOT JUST GONNA TELL YOU
MY SECRET TECHNIQUE.
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHO
MIGHT BE LISTENING.
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I'LL WHISPER IT TO YOU.
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( rock music playing )
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HEY, DEZ,
HERE'S THOSE SWEATY
GYM SOCKS YOU WANTED.
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( sniffs ) AHHH.
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YOU MAKING MORE COLOGNE
FOR AUSTIN?
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NOPE, GIFT BAGS.
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♪ WHATEVER IT IS,
I GOT IT ♪
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♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO CALL IT ♪
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♪ AIN'T NO WAY
TO HIDE IT, GIRL-- ♪
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MR. CONLEY, WHERE DID
YOU HEAR THAT SONG?
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- IT'S ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
- THE INTERNET?
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YOU KNOW, THAT PLACE WHERE
PEOPLE GO ON THEIR COMPUTERS
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- TO LOOK UP STUFF
AND SHOP AND--
- I KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS!
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HOW DID OUR SONG
GET ONLINE?
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IT HASN'T EVEN
BEEN RELEASED YET.
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IT'S NOT AUSTIN'S SONG.
IT'S BY THIS NEW ARTIST T-FAME.
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I'M THINKING ABOUT
DOING A COVER OF IT
FOR MY REGGAE BAND.
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- YOU'RE IN A REGGAE BAND?
- ( Jamaican accent )
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
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ABOUT ME YOU DON'T KNOW.
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♪ WHATEVER IT IS,
I GOT IT ♪
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♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO CALL IT... ♪
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( sighs )
WHO'S T-FAME
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AND HOW'D HE GET OUR SONG?!
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♪ Whatever it is,
I got it ♪
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♪ Don't know what
to call it... ♪
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EXCUSE ME. CAN I BORROW
THAT FOR A SECOND?
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♪ Yeah, I got it, too ♪
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♪ Whatever it is,
I got it ♪
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♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO CALL IT ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY TO HIDE IT
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♪ YEAH, I GOT IT, TOO ♪
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♪ WHATEVER IT IS,
I GOT IT ♪
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- ♪ Don't know what
to call it... ♪
- ( gasping )
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T-FAME IS TRENT.
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HE STOLE OUR SONG.
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AND HE TOTALLY COPIED
THE "DOUBLE TAKE" VIDEO.
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YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING
TO THINK WE CAN'T TRUST
THAT GUY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JERK
TRENT STOLE MY SONG.
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I'M NEVER GONNA TRUST
ANYONE AGAIN.
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YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST ME.
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CAN I, AUSTIN? CAN I?
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AND HOW DID HE
PULL OFF THE VIDEO?
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IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME
AS "DOUBLE TAKE."
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SOMEBODY MUST HAVE TOLD HIM
THE SECRET TECHNIQUE.
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WE'LL PROBABLY NEVER KNOW
WHO IT WAS.
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OKAY, I DID IT!
YOU BROKE ME.
I'M SO ASHAMED.
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I WAS GONNA SING THAT SONG
ON "THE WANDA WATSON SHOW."
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I HATE THAT GUY.
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FORGET ABOUT TRENT,
OR "T-LAME," OR WHATEVER
HE'S CALLING HIMSELF.
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HE CAN'T WRITE
HIS OWN SONGS,
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AND HE'S NOT
AS TALENTED AS AUSTIN.
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TRUST ME.
HE'S A FLASH IN THE PAN.
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T-Fame is no flash
in the pan.
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His meteoric rise
resembles that
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of another overnight
sensation-- Austin Moon.
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I SAT DOWN WITH T-FAME
TO ASK HIM,
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"IS THERE A NEW POP STAR
RIVALRY BREWING?"
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IS THERE A NEW POP STAR
RIVALRY BREWING?
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WELL...
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T-FAME DOESN'T REALLY LIKE
TO START ANY RUMORS,
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BUT YEAH, IT'S ON.
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Stay smooth.
( clicks tongue )
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WHOA! DID YOU GUYS
HEAR THE RUMOR?
220
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,241
AUSTIN AND T-FAME
HAVE A RIVALRY.
221
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,883
THERE IS NO RIVALRY.
HE JUST MADE IT UP.
222
00:10:46,877 --> 00:10:49,417
THIS IS CRAZY.
IT'S LIKE HE'S COPYING
MY WHOLE LIFE.
223
00:10:49,419 --> 00:10:51,949
WELL,
I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.
224
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,182
'SUP, LOSERS?
225
00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:56,293
MEET T-FAME'S
NEW BEST BUD DEX.
226
00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:59,386
- Both: WHAT UP?!
- TWO FINGERS.
227
00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:02,089
HE'S TOTALLY
COPYING MY LIFE!
228
00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:05,142
YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO
THE "WHAT UP" RIGHT, TRENT.
229
00:11:05,135 --> 00:11:08,135
HEY, IT'S T-FAME.
230
00:11:08,138 --> 00:11:10,368
NO, IT'S TRENT.
231
00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:14,202
HEY, CHILL, MAN.
232
00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:16,154
STAY SMOOTH.
233
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,194
THERE'S TWO OF HIM?
234
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,056
THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
235
00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:32,059
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
AWAY WITH THIS, TRENT.
236
00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:34,062
I ALREADY DID.
237
00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:35,974
AND IT'S T-FAME NOW,
OKAY?
238
00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:38,326
CAPITAL "T," CAPITAL "F."
239
00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:42,200
IT SHOULD BE CAPITAL "T"
FOR THIEF.
240
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,242
- YOU STOLE MY SONG.
- HEY, AUSTIN STOLE
YOUR SONG, TOO.
241
00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:48,135
- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
- AN ACCIDENT?
242
00:11:48,138 --> 00:11:50,778
OKAY, WELL, THEN MINE
WAS AN ACCIDENT, TOO.
243
00:11:50,781 --> 00:11:52,411
I ACCIDENTALLY STOLE THE CD.
244
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,242
I ACCIDENTALLY SHOT
A MUSIC VIDEO,
245
00:11:54,244 --> 00:11:56,754
AND I ACCIDENTALLY-- OOH!
246
00:11:56,747 --> 00:12:00,747
MADE IT A BIG HIT.
MY BAD.
247
00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:03,121
I KNEW YOU
COULDN'T BE TRUSTED.
248
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:07,033
I'M NOT A PUSHOVER
LIKE SOME PEOPLE.
249
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,027
OR A SUCKER LIKE...
250
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,830
OTHER PEOPLE.
251
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:15,272
OR A DIMWIT LIKE... DEZ.
252
00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:19,407
HA!
SHE CALLED YOU A SUCKER.
253
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,342
THIS ENDS NOW, TRENT.
254
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,954
I'M GONNA GO ONLINE
AND TELL ALL MY FANS
WHAT A FAKE YOU ARE.
255
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:30,047
THIS FEUD IS OFFICIALLY OVER.
256
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,880
THIS FEUD IS OFFICIALLY ON.
257
00:12:32,883 --> 00:12:35,893
AUSTIN MOON HAS ACCUSED T-FAME
OF MUSICAL THIEVERY.
258
00:12:35,886 --> 00:12:37,826
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE
IS JEALOUS.
259
00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:40,028
AND BY SOMEONE,
I MEAN AUSTIN MOON.
260
00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:43,060
WE HAVE A NEW
"CRYBABY OF THE WEEK."
261
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,143
( baby crying )
262
00:12:47,197 --> 00:12:49,197
I'M NOT A CRYBABY.
263
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:53,169
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE POST
TO YOUR FANS BACKFIRED.
264
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,153
YOU CAN CLEAR THINGS
UP WHEN YOU GO ON
"THE WANDA WATSON SHOW."
265
00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:58,046
IT'LL JUST BE YOU AND HER.
266
00:12:58,048 --> 00:13:00,348
AUSTIN, I CAN'T WAIT
267
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,310
TO GO ON "THE WANDA
WATSON SHOW" WITH YOU.
268
00:13:02,312 --> 00:13:04,512
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
269
00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:07,264
YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
HE DIDN'T KNOW.
270
00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:10,917
I TOLD WANDA WE'D GO
ON HER SHOW AND END
OUR LONG-STANDING FEUD.
271
00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:14,291
LONG-STANDING?
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
EXIST TWO DAYS AGO.
272
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,204
YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE GOING ON
BETWEEN KRISTEN STEWART,
273
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,397
AND-- DON'T FREAK OUT--
274
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,229
THE BEE WHISPERER!
275
00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:25,041
- WHO WOULD FREAK OUT ABOUT--
- THE BEE WHISPERER?!
276
00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:27,005
I LOVE THE BEE WHISPERER!
277
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,337
DID YOU SEE THE EPISODE
WHERE HE GOT 1,000 BEES
278
00:13:29,339 --> 00:13:31,179
TO RESCUE THAT KITTEN
TRAPPED IN A WELL?
279
00:13:31,181 --> 00:13:33,281
YES! HE CAN TRAIN THE BEES
TO DO ANYTHING.
280
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:35,353
( shrieking )
281
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:37,445
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
282
00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:40,217
FIRST YOU STEAL MY SONG,
THEN MY VIDEO,
283
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,350
AND NOW YOU'RE STEALING
MY TV APPEARANCES?
284
00:13:42,352 --> 00:13:44,322
AW, DON'T GET UPSET,
CRYBABY.
285
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,964
YEAH, STAY SMOOTH.
286
00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:49,127
DEX, THAT'S MY THING.
287
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,129
STAY SMOOTH.
288
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,074
I AM NOT A BIG FAN
OF T-FAME,
289
00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:59,236
BUT I GOTTA SAY,
I REALLY LIKE THAT DEX GUY.
290
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,209
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING
ABOUT HIM.
291
00:14:07,577 --> 00:14:09,847
( rock music playing )
292
00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:14,451
I HEREBY CALL THIS
TEAM AUSTIN MEETING
TO ORDER.
293
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,934
FIRST UP--
GETTING BACK AT T-FAKE.
294
00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:18,887
DEZ ISN'T HERE YET.
295
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:20,529
REVENGE WAITS FOR NO ONE.
296
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,292
I WANT TRENT TO PAY
FOR WHAT HE DID.
297
00:14:24,294 --> 00:14:26,444
WE GOTTA COME UP
WITH SOMETHING
REALLY GOOD.
298
00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,396
AUSTIN, WE SHOULDN'T
RUSH INTO ANYTHING.
299
00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:30,138
I KNOW, ALLY.
300
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,940
YOU'RE GONNA SAY WE SHOULD
SIT DOWN AND REASON WITH HIM.
301
00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:35,313
WATER THE PLANT, PEOPLE,
AND GOODNESS WILL GROW.
302
00:14:35,305 --> 00:14:37,605
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
303
00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:41,007
NO, I WAS GONNA SAY WE
SHOULDN'T RUSH OUR REVENGE.
304
00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:42,651
I WANNA GET THIS GUY.
305
00:14:42,652 --> 00:14:45,962
WE NEED TO BE RUTHLESS,
PLAN EVERY DETAIL,
306
00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:49,386
MAKE NO MISTAKES.
I DON'T WANNA GO
BACK TO JAIL!
307
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,592
I SAW THAT
IN A MOVIE ONCE.
308
00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:57,565
I LIKE THIS NEW ALLY.
309
00:14:57,567 --> 00:15:00,967
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT
OF FUN TOGETHER.
SO WHATCHA GOT?
310
00:15:00,971 --> 00:15:03,171
THIS MIGHT BE
GOING TOO FAR,
311
00:15:03,173 --> 00:15:05,483
BUT BEFORE TRENT GOES
ON "WANDA WATSON,"
312
00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:07,105
WE PUT A "KICK ME" SIGN
313
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:10,007
ON HIS BACK.
314
00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:15,022
AND OLD ALLY'S BACK.
315
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,945
HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT
MY SUPER COOL AUSTIN SUIT.
316
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,550
DEZ, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR NEW AUSTIN MOON
MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW.
317
00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:27,204
NO, THIS IS HOW WE'LL
GET REVENGE ON TRENT.
318
00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:29,657
WE KNOW HE STEALS EVERYTHING
FROM AUSTIN.
319
00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:32,359
WE'LL LEAVE THIS SUIT OUT
BEFORE "THE WANDA WATSON SHOW"
320
00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:34,502
AND HE WON'T BE ABLE
TO RESIST TAKING IT.
321
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:38,214
AND THEN WE STICK
THE "KICK ME" SIGN
ON THE BACK.
322
00:15:39,669 --> 00:15:42,339
SWEETIE,
THE ADULTS ARE TALKING.
323
00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:47,675
SO WHERE DOES
THE REVENGE COME IN?
324
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:51,277
THIS IS A STICKY SUIT.
WHEN HE STANDS UP,
THIS'LL HAPPEN.
325
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,433
- AWESOME!
- WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
326
00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:58,686
OF COURSE, HE'LL BE
EVEN MORE EMBARRASSED
327
00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:01,728
BECAUSE HE WON'T BE WEARING
EXTRA PANTS UNDERNEATH
LIKE I AM.
328
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,404
DEZ, YOU'RE NOT WEARING
EXTRA PANTS.
329
00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:09,966
WHAT? ( screams )
330
00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:19,206
THE HILARIOUS
KRISTEN STEWART.
331
00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:22,679
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH AUSTIN MOON AND T-FAME.
332
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,212
( snarls, laughs )
333
00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:32,989
THE TRAP'S BEEN SET.
TRENT WAS TOTALLY
CHECKING OUT MY SUIT.
334
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,072
WE LEFT IT HANGING UP
IN THE DRESSING ROOM.
335
00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:37,525
NOW WE JUST GOTTA SIT BACK
AND WAIT FOR HIM TO STEAL IT.
336
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:39,167
TRENT'S GONNA BE
SO EMBARRASSED
337
00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:41,529
WHEN HIS PANTS FALL OFF
ON NATIONAL TV.
338
00:16:41,531 --> 00:16:45,241
I ALMOST FEEL BAD THAT I'M
GONNA ENJOY THIS SO MUCH.
339
00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:50,237
- I'M GONNA GO LOOK OUT
FOR TRENT.
- ( bees buzzing )
340
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,040
IT'S THE BEE WHISPERER.
I'M GONNA GO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH.
341
00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:57,345
- HEY, BEE WHISPERER.
- SHH!
342
00:16:57,347 --> 00:17:00,787
( whispering ) WHISPER.
THERE ARE BEES PRESENT.
343
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:04,320
NOW LISTEN UP, BEES.
WHEN YOU GO OUT ONSTAGE
REMEMBER,
344
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,734
NO STINGING.
345
00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:11,459
THIS IS SO COOL.
346
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:13,431
THIS IS SO STUPID.
347
00:17:15,105 --> 00:17:18,735
HERE HE COMES,
BUT HE'S NOT WEARING THE SUIT.
348
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,469
SEE YOU OUT THERE,
AUSTIN.
349
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:23,671
I CAN'T WAIT TO PROMOTE
MY NEW PRODUCT LINE.
350
00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:25,783
( snaps fingers )
351
00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:27,815
- THAT'S AUSTIN'S COLOGNE.
- OH.
352
00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:29,677
NOT ANYMORE.
353
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:32,649
IT'S MINE NOW.
354
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,352
LATER, LOSERS.
355
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,664
BYE, DEZ.
356
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,126
Both:
WHAT UP?!
357
00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:42,259
YOUR "WHAT UP'S" GETTING WORSE.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
358
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,092
( Dex and T-Fame sing )
359
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:46,274
GREAT, NOW OUR PLAN
ISN'T WORKING.
360
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,136
I CAN'T BELIEVE
TRENT'S GONNA WIN AGAIN.
361
00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:50,238
GUYS, DON'T GIVE UP YET.
362
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,270
WE STILL HAVE THIS.
363
00:17:54,644 --> 00:17:56,514
CAN WE GIVE UP NOW?
364
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,148
- ( audience cheering )
- AND WE'RE BACK
365
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,180
WITH AUSTIN MOON AND T-FAME.
366
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,453
SO, GUYS,
367
00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:05,824
( snapping fingers )
LET'S KEEP THIS REAL.
368
00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:09,385
TELL ME ALL
ABOUT YOUR RIVALRY.
369
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,789
WE DON'T HAVE A RIVALRY.
370
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,821
IN FACT, I'D LIKE TO HEAR
371
00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:16,473
ABOUT T-FAME'S NEXT SONG,
372
00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:18,826
SINCE HE WRITES
HIS OWN SONGS.
373
00:18:18,828 --> 00:18:21,368
WHATCHA WORKING ON, T?
374
00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:24,371
YOU KNOW, LOTS OF STUFF,
375
00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:27,584
BUT RIGHT NOW I AM REALLY
PUMPED ABOUT MY NEW COLOGNE.
376
00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:30,807
IT'S CALLED "STAY SMOOTH."
377
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,110
OOH.
378
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,424
OH! SMELLS LIKE HONEY
379
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,486
AND WET DOG.
380
00:18:39,489 --> 00:18:42,619
THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT IT IS.
381
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,122
( sniffs )
382
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,434
- 18,782.
- NO.
383
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,897
- 18,783.
- NO.
384
00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:52,829
- 18,784.
- FOR THE LAST TIME,
385
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,172
( shouts ) I DON'T KNOW
HOW MANY BEES I HAVE HERE!
386
00:18:55,165 --> 00:18:58,135
LEAVE ME ALONE!
387
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,637
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
388
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,769
I'M TRYING TO COUNT THE BEES.
389
00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:04,171
YOU'RE LETTING THEM OUT.
390
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:08,615
NOW DON'T FREAK OUT,
T-FAME,
391
00:19:08,618 --> 00:19:12,418
BUT A BEE HAS JUST
LANDED ON YOU.
392
00:19:12,422 --> 00:19:15,362
OH, IT'S JUST ONE LITTLE
BEE. NO BIGGIE.
393
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,685
- ( buzzing )
- AND THERE'S ANOTHER BEE.
394
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:21,188
AND ANOTHER ONE
AND ANOTHER.
395
00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:25,501
A FEW BEES HAVE NEVER
BOTHERED T-FAME.
396
00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:28,695
HOW ABOUT 5,000 BEES?
397
00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:30,198
( gasps )
398
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,570
( screaming )
399
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,553
NO-- GET OFF--
400
00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:37,905
THE BEES ARE TOTALLY
GOING AFTER TRENT.
401
00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,577
CALM DOWN.
MY BEES DON'T STING.
402
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,450
NOBODY PANIC.
NOBODY PANIC.
403
00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:46,263
- WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?
- IT WAS "SOMETHING PANIC,
SOMETHING PANIC."
404
00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,916
( screaming )
405
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:54,260
AGGH!
PLEASE, GET 'EM OFF ME!
406
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,227
- ( screams )
- NO, PLEASE!
407
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:01,399
HELP! HELP!
408
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,431
PLEASE, IT'S TICKLING ME.
409
00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:06,635
GET 'EM OFF, PLEASE.
410
00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:09,936
HEY, TRENT, STAY SMOOTH.
411
00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:12,709
( laughing )
412
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,952
EVERYONE'S STILL BUZZING
ABOUT T-FAME AND AUSTIN
MOON'S APPEARANCE
413
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:18,345
ON "THE WANDA WATSON SHOW."
414
00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:21,748
T-FAME IS NOW ACCUSING AUSTIN
OF-- GET THIS--
415
00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:25,761
CAUSING THE BEE ATTACK.
T-FAME OR T-BLAME?
416
00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:28,825
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A NEW
"CRYBABY OF THE WEEK."
417
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,658
( baby crying )
418
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:34,531
( laughing )
419
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,414
I CAN'T BELIEVE TRENT
DIDN'T GET STUNG ONCE.
420
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,237
STUPID BEE WHISPERER.
421
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,508
IT'S GONNA TAKE HIM A LONG
TIME TO LIVE THIS DOWN.
422
00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:44,772
I KNOW. WHEN I DESTROYED
THE "HELEN" SET,
423
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:47,824
IT TOOK PEOPLE A YEAR
TO STOP TALKING ABOUT ME.
424
00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:49,477
TV Announcer:
According to viewers,
425
00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:50,979
T-Fame has the second most
426
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,750
embarrassing TV disaster ever.
427
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,363
STILL AT NUMBER ONE--
428
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,955
ALLY DAWSON
ON "THE HELEN SHOW."
429
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:03,832
OW!
430
00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:15,912
- ( glass shatters )
- ( laughing )
431
00:21:15,905 --> 00:21:18,445
- CLASSIC.
- NEVER GETS OLD.
432
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:20,008
SHE HAD A DRUM ON HER HEAD.
433
00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:22,349
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT,
434
00:21:22,352 --> 00:21:24,282
SOMEDAY I'LL
GET MY REVENGE.
435
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,323
SURE YOU WILL.
436
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,461
- Trish: HEY!
WHY'D YOU KICK ME?
- ( Austin and Dez wincing )
437
00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:36,804
TOLD YA.
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