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WOW. AUSTIN AND BROOKE'S DATE
IS SURE TAKING A LONG TIME.
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OH! HERE THEY COME.
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ACT LIKE WE'RE NOT
WATCHING THEM.
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WE'RE NOT.
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AUSTIN, I HAD
A LOT OF FUN TODAY.
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I MADE THIS SCRAPBOOK
OF OUR TIME TOGETHER.
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HERE'S A NAPKIN
FROM OUR FIRST DATE,
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A MINI-GOLF SCORECARD
FROM OUR SECOND DATE,
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AND A CROUTON
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FROM THE SALAD
WE JUST FINISHED.
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WANT TO HANG OUT
FRIDAY?
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UH...
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I WAS SUPPOSED
TO HANG OUT WITH DEZ,
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BUT SURE.
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AWW.
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HEY GUYS.
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OKAY, ENOUGH
BORING LOVE STUFF.
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I'VE GOT SOME BIG NEWS.
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AUSTIN, WHAT'S SOMETHING
YOU'VE ASKED FOR
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SINCE I BECAME
YOUR MANAGER?
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TO PLAY TIMES SQUARE
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE?
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CLOSE. I'M GONNA GET YOU
ON THE COVER OF "CHEETAH BEAT!"
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WHOA! THAT'S HUGE.
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Both: WHAT UP!
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THEY HAVE THIS
HOT NEW CELEB ISSUE
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WHERE THEY PROFILE
A RISING STAR.
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EVERY HOT NEW CELEB
BECOMES A SUPERSTAR.
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BEYONCE, ADELE,
RYAN GOSLING--
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DO YOU REMEMBER
JIM FUTCH?
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NO, WHO'S HE?
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EXACTLY.
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YOU DON'T REMEMBER HIM
BECAUSE HE WASN'T
A HOT NEW CELEB.
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IF YOU FILL OUT
THIS QUESTIONNAIRE,
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I KNOW I CAN
GET THEM TO PICK YOU.
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SWEET!
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NAME?
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( scoffs )
EASY.
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IT'S GONNA TAKE
A LOT MORE THAN THAT
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TO STUMP AUSTIN MOON.
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OOPS. TOO MANY O'S.
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IT'S NOT A QUIZ.
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THEY WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOUR LIFE IS LIKE.
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OH.
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WELL, I LIKE
PLAYING MUSIC,
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HANGING WITH MY FRIENDS--
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BORING!
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IT HAS TO SOUND
UNIQUE AND EXCITING.
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LOOK. EMMA STONE
RACES CARS THROUGH
THE STREETS OF ROMANIA!
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JACK BLACK TEACHES
SIGN LANGUAGE
TO GRIZZLY BEARS!
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WELL, AUSTIN MOON
COLLECTS GRIZZLY BEARS.
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IT'S TEDDY BEARS.
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I'LL JUST FILL
THIS OUT FOR YOU.
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I'M USED TO MAKING MYSELF
SEEM MORE IMPRESSIVE.
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HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT
MY JOB AS A LIFEGUARD?
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( chuckles )
I CAN'T EVEN SWIM.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE ♪
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♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪
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♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪
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♪ ALLY HELPS
A CUSTOMER ♪
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♪ ALWAYS GIVES
CORRECT CHANGE ♪
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♪ PUTS THE HEADPHONES
IN THE BAG ♪
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♪ AND SAYS
"HAVE A NICE DAY" ♪
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♪ SHE'S GOT THE
SONIC BOOM BLUES. ♪
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YOU'RE REALLY BORED
AREN'T YOU?
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YEP. LITTLE BIT.
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AUSTIN, I'VE BEEN ON
THE PHONE ALL MORNING
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WITH "CHEETAH BEAT."
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THEY'RE SENDING OVER
THEIR TOP REPORTER
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TO INTERVIEW YOU.
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WHOA! AWESOME!
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THEY MUST HAVE LOVED
THAT QUESTIONNAIRE
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YOU FILLED OUT
FOR ME.
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OH, AND IF SHE ASKS
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YOU'RE A 10th DEGREE
BLACK BELT IN KUNG FU,
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YOU SWIM WITH SHARKS,
RACE MOTORCYCLES,
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AND A BUNCH OF OTHER
CRAZY STUFF I CAN'T REMEMBER.
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( laughs )
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YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE LIED.
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BEING COOL ISN'T ABOUT
DOING CRAZY EXCITING THINGS.
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IT'S THOSE SPECIAL QUALITIES
YOU HAVE DEEP DOWN
THAT MAKE YOU COOL.
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YEAH, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE SOMETHING
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AN UNCOOL PERSON
WOULD SAY.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
TO GET THE COVER
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IS IMPRESS MEGAN SIMMS.
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SHE'S THE MOST POWERFUL
REPORTER IN THE BIZ.
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OMG!
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AUSTIN MOON.
IT'S REALLY YOU.
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( camera clicks )
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NOT NOW, KID.
WE'RE WAITING
FOR A REPORTER
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FROM "CHEETAH BEAT."
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I AM THE REPORTER.
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MEGAN SIMMS.
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BUT YOU'RE LIKE, FIVE.
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I'M 10.
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AND I DON'T USUALLY
GET STARSTRUCK,
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BUT I AM ♪ FREAKING! ♪
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AND I'M HAVING TROUBLE
♪ BREATHING. ♪
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OH, YOU MUST BE ALLY.
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- ( camera clicks )
- OH!
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AUSTIN'S SONGWRITER.
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YOU ARE LIKE THE MOST
EPIC GIRL ♪ EVER. ♪
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( chuckles )
THANK YOU, MEGAN.
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YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?
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MOST EPIC GIRL ♪ EVER. ♪
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SO LET'S GET
THE INTERVIEW STARTED.
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THERE'S NO INTERVIEW.
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I'M HERE TO SEE AUSTIN
DO ALL THE FUN STUFF
HE WROTE ABOUT.
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All: WHAT?!
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YOU WANT THE COVER,
DON'T YOU?
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I'M YOUNG,
BUT I'M POWERFUL.
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NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE TO GO MAKE A TINKLE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HAVE TO DO ALL THAT STUFF
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YOU JUST MADE UP.
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LIKE BEING
A KUNG FU EXPERT.
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WELL, IT'S NOT
LIKE I SAID
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YOU CAN BREAK BOARDS
WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.
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OH WAIT. I DID.
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AUSTIN, THE SECRET
IS TO VISUALIZE
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YOUR HAND GOING
THROUGH THE BOARD.
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IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
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HI-YAH!
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AAH!
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- ( whimpering )
- WHY DID YOU SAY
I KNOW KUNG FU?
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'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SPELL JUJITSU.
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BESIDES, I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D ACTUALLY HAVE TO
DO ALL THIS STUFF.
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JUST TELL MEGAN
THE TRUTH.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO BE
ON THE COVER OF "CHEETAH BEAT."
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JUST BE YOURSELF.
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THIS ISN'T JUST
ABOUT THE COVER ANYMORE.
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IF AUSTIN DOESN'T GO THROUGH
WITH ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF,
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MEGAN WILL EXPOSE HIM
FOR BEING A HUGE LIAR.
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THAT COULD RUIN
MY CAREER.
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NOT TO MENTION YOUR REPUTATION
IN THE KUNG FU CIRCUIT.
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I SO CANNOT BELIEVE
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AUSTIN MOON IS
GONNA BREAK WOOD
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WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
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NEITHER CAN HE.
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- MEGAN--
- ( camera clicks )
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WE'RE NOT REALLY SUPPOSED
TO USE MARTIAL ARTS
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UNLESS WE'RE ATTACKED.
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AND THIS WOOD
HASN'T ATTACKED ME.
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SO I'M NOT
GONNA FIGHT IT.
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YOU'RE TOTES HILAR.
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BUT FOR REALS,
BREAK IT!
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( exhales )
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HI-YAH!
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WHOO!
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HA HA! WHOA!
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( yelps )
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I MEAN...
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I MEANT
TO DO THAT.
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THAT WAS AWESOME!
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NOW TRY BREAKING
A CINDER BLOCK.
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( stammering )
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I'M SURE AUSTIN WOULD,
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BUT TOO BAD
WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
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CINDER BLOCK COMING THROUGH.
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UH...
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I'VE ALREADY SHOWN MEGAN
THAT I CLEARLY KNOW KUNG FU.
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WOULDN'T WANT
TO SHOW OFF.
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DO IT.
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DO IT!
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YEAH. DO IT.
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DO IT.
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( exhales )
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HI-YAH!
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Austin: ( whimpers )
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
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USUALLY I CAN
BREAK THOSE
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NO PROBLEM.
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AW, DID YOU
HURT YOUR HAND?
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IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY
YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED
PUNCHING CONCRETE.
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OH WAIT, THERE WAS.
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IT'S CALLED NOT LYING.
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THERE'S A COOL MOTORCYCLE.
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WHERE DO YOU KEEP
YOUR MOTORCYCLES?
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A PIC OF YOU ON YOUR BIKE
WOULD BE GREAT FOR THE COVER.
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THAT IS HIS MOTORCYCLE.
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RIGHT.
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YEAH.
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- IT'S ONE OF HIS FAVORITES.
- ( overlapping chatter )
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I MEAN, IT'S RIGHT HERE.
IT'S SO CONVENIENT.
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VERY NICE BIKE.
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YOU LOOK SO COOL
ON THAT BIKE.
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THAT'S COOL WITH A "K."
EVEN COOLER!
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( camera clicking )
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UH, AUSTIN?
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A SCARY BIKER.
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OOH, GOOD IDEA.
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OKAY, MEGAN.
WE'RE DONE TAKING PICTURES.
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NICE BIKE.
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( engine revving )
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AUSTIN! THAT LADY'S
STEALING YOUR MOTORCYCLE.
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OH, NO!
DO SOMETHING AUSTIN.
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STOP, YOU THIEF?
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CALL THE POLICE.
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RIGHT.
I GOT THIS.
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WE SHOULD DEFINITELY
CALL THE POLICE.
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BEEP BOOP BOOP.
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HELLO, POLICE?
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BYE, POLICE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY CALLED
THE POLICE.
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IT'S THE LEAST
I CAN DO.
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I KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR
PRETEND MOTORCYCLE
MEANT TO YOU.
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YOU'VE ALREADY KUNG FU'D,
CALLED THE COPS,
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AND IT'S NOT EVEN
LUNCHTIME!
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SPEAKING OF,
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NOW I GET TO SEE YOU
EAT YOUR SPECIAL LUNCH.
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MY SPECIAL LUNCH?
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YEAH. YOU REMEMBER
WHAT YOU WROTE
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ON THE QUESTIONNAIRE.
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YOU'RE ON A HIGH PROTEIN
INSECT DIET.
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- WHAT?!
- DON'T BLAME ME.
IT WAS DEZ'S IDEA.
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I EAT INSECTS?!
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I MEAN...
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I EAT INSECTS. MMM.
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TOO BAD I LEFT MY LUNCH
AT HOME AND DON'T HAVE--
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INSECTS COMING THROUGH!
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CRICKETS, LOW IN FAT,
HIGH IN ANTENNAE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU REALLY EAT BUGS.
237
00:09:18,589 --> 00:09:19,589
( camera clicks )
238
00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:20,860
THAT'S SO DISGUST.
239
00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,731
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
240
00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:23,863
DEZ PUT THEM
IN SPAGHETTI.
241
00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:24,874
THOSE ARE WORMS.
242
00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:34,813
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY
NOT THAT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
243
00:09:34,805 --> 00:09:36,345
EAT IT!
244
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,352
( chewing, crunching )
245
00:09:46,957 --> 00:09:47,957
( chuckles )
246
00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:49,958
EW.
247
00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,020
THAT WAS AWESOME!
248
00:09:52,022 --> 00:09:54,022
YOU ARE TOTES
A HOT NEW CELEB.
249
00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:55,304
I'M GONNA GO
CALL MY EDITOR.
250
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,365
( gasping )
251
00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,797
YOU HEAR THAT, AUSTIN?
252
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,069
YOU'RE A HOT
NEW CELEB!
253
00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,700
FINGERS CROSSED
FOR THE COVER.
254
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,972
BY THE WAY, ARE YOU GONNA
EAT THE REST OF THESE?
255
00:10:03,974 --> 00:10:04,914
( chewing, crunching )
256
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,176
I'M JUST GLAD
SHE'S LEAVING.
257
00:10:07,177 --> 00:10:09,637
I CAN'T DO ANY MORE
OF THIS STUFF.
258
00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,910
GUYS, MY EDITOR WANTS ME
TO SEE YOU DO MORE
OF THIS STUFF.
259
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,393
I'M STAYING
THE WHOLE WEEKEND!
260
00:10:15,385 --> 00:10:17,385
THE WHOLE WEEKEND?
261
00:10:19,389 --> 00:10:21,919
THAT IS TOTES HILAR.
262
00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:39,968
SLEEPOVERS
ARE SO FUN!
263
00:10:41,712 --> 00:10:44,272
YEAH! SO MUCH FUN.
264
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,316
OH, LOOK, AUSTIN.
TWINSIES.
265
00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:50,118
WHAT UP?
266
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,052
I BROUGHT
STUFFED ANIMALS.
267
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,083
WHO WANTS WHAT?
268
00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:55,934
AW, THAT'S SWEET, MEGAN.
269
00:10:55,926 --> 00:10:57,026
BUT WE'VE ALL
OUTGROWN--
270
00:10:57,027 --> 00:10:58,327
DIBS ON THE
PURPLE PORCUPINE.
271
00:10:58,328 --> 00:10:59,858
YOU WANT TO HELP ME
FINISH MY FORT?
272
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:00,860
DO I?!
273
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,003
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
274
00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:06,665
WE WOULDN'T EVEN
BE IN THIS MESS
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU.
275
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,866
IF YOU WANT TO GET
ON THE COVER OF "CHEETAH BEAT,"
276
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,669
YOU GOTTA SUCK IT UP
FOR THE WEEKEND.
277
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,070
BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU HAD ANYTHING ELSE
BETTER TO DO.
278
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,153
I WAS GONNA GO ON A DATE
WITH BROOKE TONIGHT.
279
00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:16,875
SCRAPBOOK GIRL?
280
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,147
( chuckles )
LIKE I SAID,
281
00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:20,048
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAD
ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO.
282
00:11:21,051 --> 00:11:22,681
ALLY?
283
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,682
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST
PART OF TONIGHT IS?
284
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,164
GETTING TO HANG OUT
WITH YOU.
285
00:11:26,156 --> 00:11:27,156
REALLY?
286
00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:28,357
Both: REALLY?
287
00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:29,358
REALLY?
288
00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:34,162
MY FRIENDS AND I THINK
IT IS SO EPIC
289
00:11:34,164 --> 00:11:36,174
THAT YOU WRITE ALL
OF AUSTIN'S SONGS.
290
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:39,096
YOU'RE LIKE SO SMART,
AND PRETTY, AND TALENTED.
291
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,829
AWW.
292
00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:43,031
THAT IS SO SWEET.
293
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,043
I'M JUST BEING MYSELF.
294
00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:46,805
COMPLETELY HONEST.
295
00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:51,039
WELL, IT'S GETTING
PRETTY LATE.
296
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,981
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL
GO TO SLEEP.
297
00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:54,383
GO TO SLEEP?
298
00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:58,094
IN THE QUESTIONNAIRE,
AUSTIN SAID YOU STAY UP
ALL NIGHT JAMMING.
299
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,990
HUH. I WONDER WHY
I WOULD WRITE THAT
300
00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:04,252
SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS
HOW CRANKY I GET
301
00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:05,504
WHEN I'M TIRED.
302
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,727
ALL RIGHT.
303
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,458
OKAY. I'LL
PLAY ONE SONG.
304
00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,130
Ally and Megan: YAY!
305
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,062
- JUST ONE.
- MM-HMM.
306
00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:17,214
- ( guitar strumming )
- ♪ I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY ♪
307
00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:21,037
♪ SPREAD MY COLORFUL WINGS ♪
308
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:25,521
♪ EVEN THOUGH
I'M SMALL AND FRAIL ♪
309
00:12:25,515 --> 00:12:29,145
♪ I CAN DO
MOST ANYTHING ♪
310
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,280
♪ BUTTERFLY. ♪
311
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,164
PLAY IT AGAIN!
312
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,985
- All: ( groaning )
- NOT AGAIN!
313
00:12:36,987 --> 00:12:38,827
THAT WAS THE 100TH TIME.
314
00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:40,759
IT'S MORNING NOW.
AREN'T YOU TIRED?
315
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,030
WHY DID YOU EVEN BRING
A SLEEPING BAG
316
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,293
IF YOU WEREN'T GONNA SLEEP?
317
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,204
I KNOW, RIGHT?
318
00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:55,114
( screaming )
319
00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,905
( hyperventilating )
320
00:12:56,907 --> 00:12:58,307
I JUST HAD
THE WORST NIGHTMARE.
321
00:12:58,308 --> 00:12:59,978
WE WERE HANGING OUT
WITH THIS 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL
322
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,180
AND SHE JUST WOULDN'T
LEAVE US ALONE.
323
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,112
GOOD MORNING, ANGEL.
324
00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:08,256
SORRY FOR CANCELING LAST NIGHT.
325
00:13:08,258 --> 00:13:10,918
I'D HANG OUT TONIGHT,
BUT I GOTTA WORK AGAIN.
326
00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:12,121
YOU'RE NOT JUST
BLOWING ME OFF
327
00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:13,822
TO DO SOMETHING
MORE FUN, ARE YOU?
328
00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:15,534
I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT.
329
00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:17,195
I HAD TO FLOSS CRICKETS
OUT OF MY TEETH!
330
00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:20,098
TRUST ME. I'M NOT
HAVING ANY FUN.
331
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,231
I'LL TEXT YOU LATER.
332
00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:25,883
LAST NIGHT
WAS THE BEST!
333
00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,836
I CAN'T WAIT FOR
TONIGHT'S PARTY.
334
00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:29,138
- PARTY?
- HUH?
335
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,109
RIGHT.
336
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,891
EVERY SATURDAY AUSTIN THROWS
AN AWESOME THEME PARTY.
337
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,145
WHAT'S TONIGHT'S THEME?
338
00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,146
UH...
339
00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,288
UH.
340
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:44,820
TONIGHT'S THEME IS...
341
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,234
GLOW IN THE DARK!
342
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,296
TOTES FANTAST!
343
00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:50,498
HAVE FUN PUTTING
THAT TOGETHER, TRISH.
344
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,430
MEGAN AND I ARE GONNA--
345
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,313
GO EXTREME PAINTBALLING!
346
00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:56,335
I LIKE THE SOUND
OF THAT.
347
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,836
I LIKE THE SOUND
OF THAT TOO.
348
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,967
PAINTBALLING.
349
00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,939
P-P-P-P-PAINT-BALL-ING.
350
00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:03,112
I'M SUPPOSED TO
PULL THIS OFF
351
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,243
ALL MY MYSELF?
352
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,324
GET ALLY TO HELP YOU.
353
00:14:05,315 --> 00:14:06,345
OH.
354
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,246
WHERE IS SHE ANYWAY?
355
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,978
SHE WENT TO GO
THROW HER TRASH AWAY
356
00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:11,250
LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO
357
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,251
AND FELL ASLEEP.
358
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:23,290
( dance music playing )
359
00:14:26,296 --> 00:14:27,936
- HI, ALLY.
- ( camera clicks )
360
00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:29,338
HEY, EVERYBODY.
361
00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:31,269
HOW WAS EXTREME
PAINTBALL?
362
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,071
EXTREMELY PAINFUL.
363
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,083
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING
WITH A 10-YEAR-OLD SHARPSHOOTER.
364
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,476
I NEVER SAW HER COMING.
365
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,207
IT'S LIKE SHE WAS EVERYWHERE.
366
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:48,223
HEY, HERE COMES AUSTIN'S
NEW EUROPEAN SUPERMODEL
GIRLFRIEND.
367
00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:49,258
ENJOYING THE PARTY?
368
00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:51,259
( with accent )
AUSTIN MOON
MY BOYFRIEND.
369
00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:56,504
I HAD TO HIRE HER BECAUSE
I TOLD "CHEETAH BEAT"
370
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,466
YOU WERE DATING
A EUROPEAN SUPERMODEL.
371
00:14:58,468 --> 00:15:01,328
HOW MANY THINGS DID YOU
MAKE UP IN THAT QUESTIONNAIRE?
372
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,905
NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING.
373
00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:09,408
HI, I'M MEGAN.
374
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,109
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND.
375
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,092
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD
ANY OF US ARE SAYING, DO YOU?
376
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:18,316
( laughing )
377
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,988
AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND.
378
00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:22,450
( camera clicks )
379
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:26,134
AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND.
380
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,556
THAT'S EUROPEAN MODEL.
MY GIRLFRIEND.
381
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,059
TIME TO PLAY
SOME MUSIC.
382
00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:34,201
( cheering )
383
00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:35,674
( pop music playing )
384
00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:37,565
♪ OH OH OH OH OH ♪
385
00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:40,207
♪ OH OH OH OH OH ♪
386
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,340
♪ OH OH OH OH OH ♪
387
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,142
♪ OH OH OH ♪
388
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,624
♪ MAYBE I ♪
389
00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:46,675
♪ SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED ♪
390
00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:48,716
♪ I WAS IN OVER MY HEAD ♪
391
00:15:48,718 --> 00:15:51,278
♪ ALL THE GAMES
THAT I PLAYED ♪
392
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,281
♪ JUST PLAYED ME INSTEAD ♪
393
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,033
♪ PLEASE FORGIVE ME ♪
394
00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:56,325
♪ I'M TRYING TO FORGET ♪
395
00:15:57,527 --> 00:15:59,287
♪ I WAS TOO BUSY FRONTING ♪
396
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:01,229
♪ HOW DUMB CAN I GET ♪
397
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:04,091
♪ OH OH OH
SO BUSTED ♪
398
00:16:04,094 --> 00:16:06,044
♪ OH OH OH
I MESSED IT ♪
399
00:16:06,036 --> 00:16:07,466
♪ UP UP UP ♪
400
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,497
♪ GONNA TELL YOU
WHAT WHAT WHAT ♪
401
00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:12,599
♪ I'M GONNA DANCE LIKE A FREAK
ON THE PIER TONIGHT ♪
402
00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:14,542
♪ SING THE WRONG WORDS
INTO THE MIC ♪
403
00:16:14,544 --> 00:16:16,514
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S
JUST WHO I AM ♪
404
00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:19,176
♪ THAT'S JUST
WHO I AM ♪
405
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,179
♪ I WON'T CARE IF
THEY LAUGH AT ME ♪
406
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,381
♪ IF I LOSE MY GRIP
ON GRAVITY ♪
407
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,463
♪ I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN ♪
408
00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:26,715
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST WHO I ♪
409
00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:28,416
♪ THAT'S JUST WHO I AM. ♪
410
00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:31,618
( cheering )
411
00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:37,096
AUSTIN!
412
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,368
THAT'S AWKWARD.
413
00:16:39,369 --> 00:16:41,399
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T
BLOWING ME OFF
414
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,331
TO DO FUN STUFF.
415
00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:44,002
BROOKE...
416
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,513
THIS ISN'T
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
417
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,675
IT'S NOT A REALLY
AWESOME PARTY
418
00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:49,277
THAT YOU DIDN'T
INVITE ME TO?
419
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:51,409
OKAY, IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE,
420
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,081
BUT I CAN EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING.
421
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,683
AUSTIN MOON
MY BOYFRIEND.
422
00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:57,346
EXCEPT FOR THAT.
423
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,403
- GO GO GO GO!
- HURRY UP!
424
00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:09,027
WHERE'D YOU GUYS GO?
425
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,428
WE JUST GOT UP EARLY.
426
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,300
DIDN'T WANT TO MISS
SAYING GOOD-BYE.
427
00:17:12,302 --> 00:17:13,502
SO, GOOD-BYE.
428
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:15,374
WE PACKED FOR YOU.
429
00:17:19,109 --> 00:17:21,809
THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST
WEEKEND ♪ EVER. ♪
430
00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:25,181
AUSTIN, YOU ARE TOTES
MAKING THE COVER.
431
00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:26,315
- WE DID IT?
- YES!
432
00:17:26,316 --> 00:17:28,246
- WOO-HOO!
- LYING'S STILL BAD.
433
00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:31,119
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
A SHOUT-OUT
434
00:17:31,121 --> 00:17:32,381
IN THE ARTICLE TOO, ALLY.
435
00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:35,332
YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZE
SONG WRITER.
436
00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:36,625
HOW'D YOU COME UP
WITH THAT NEW SONG?
437
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:38,786
LIKE I DO
ALL MY SONGS.
438
00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:40,388
AUSTIN AND I
SIT AT THE PIANO,
439
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:41,730
TOSS AROUND
SOME IDEAS,
440
00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,461
AND SEE WHAT
SOUNDS GOOD.
441
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,273
OH. THAT'S IT?
442
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,165
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
MORE INTERESTING.
443
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,168
WELL, BYE.
444
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,270
- BYE.
- SEE YOU.
445
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,671
MISS YOU ALREADY.
446
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,803
MEGAN, WAIT!
447
00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:58,506
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
MORE INTERESTING?
448
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,808
JUST THAT YOU WRITE
ALL THOSE EPIC SONGS.
449
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:04,210
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU DID
EXCITING THINGS TO GET INSPIRED.
450
00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:05,564
OH.
451
00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:07,555
WE DO EXCITING THINGS.
452
00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,087
ALLY,
453
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,088
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
454
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,719
WHAT KIND OF EXCITING THINGS?
455
00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,161
OH, YOU KNOW.
456
00:18:13,163 --> 00:18:15,433
LIKE GO TO THE TOP
457
00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,825
OF THE HIGHEST BRIDGE
IN MIAMI
458
00:18:16,826 --> 00:18:18,566
AND LOOK AT
THE CITY LIGHTS.
459
00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:19,628
AND?
460
00:18:19,629 --> 00:18:21,299
AND...
461
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,101
THEN WE BUNGEE JUMP
OFF THE BRIDGE.
462
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,613
AWESOME!
463
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,775
THAT'S THE PICTURE
I WANT FOR THE COVER.
464
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,707
WHY DON'T YOU ALL
GO BUNGEE JUMPING TODAY?
465
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,479
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
466
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:33,211
DO IT!
467
00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:37,516
ALLY, WHY DID
YOU SAY THAT?
468
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,787
WE WERE SO CLOSE.
469
00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:40,418
SHE WAS OUT THE DOOR.
470
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,450
I'M SORRY. I PANICKED.
471
00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,492
I DIDN'T WANT
TO LET HER DOWN.
472
00:18:44,494 --> 00:18:46,464
WELL, NOW WE'RE ALL
GOING DOWN
473
00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:47,456
A GIANT BRIDGE
474
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,397
WITH A ROPE
TIED AROUND US.
475
00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:50,429
THANKS, ALLY.
476
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,769
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GOING
BUNGEE JUMPING TODAY.
477
00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:03,211
YOU KNOW,
478
00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:04,743
A WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID,
479
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,154
"BEING COOL ISN'T ABOUT
DOING CRAZY EXCITING THINGS.
480
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,547
IT'S THOSE
SPECIAL QUALITIES--"
481
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,649
I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
482
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,351
THEN WHY'D YOU EVEN
SAY BUNGEE JUMPING
483
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,423
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
484
00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:15,764
BECAUSE.
485
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,685
MEGAN AND HER FRIENDS
ALL LOOK UP TO ME.
486
00:19:17,687 --> 00:19:19,627
AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT THEM.
487
00:19:19,629 --> 00:19:21,359
AND I LOVE
THE WORD "BUNGEE."
488
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,165
WE DON'T HAVE TO
GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
489
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,696
I'LL CALL MEGAN AND
TELL HER WE AREN'T
GONNA BUNGEE JUMP.
490
00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:32,499
RATHER LOSE THE COVER
THAN SEE YOU SO SCARED.
491
00:19:33,903 --> 00:19:36,713
YOU'D GIVE UP YOUR FIRST
NATIONAL MAGAZINE COVER FOR ME?
492
00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:38,946
YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME
THAN ALL OF THAT.
493
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,780
THAT'S REALLY SWEET, AUSTIN.
494
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,182
BUT THIS ONE'S MY LIE.
495
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,594
AND THE ONLY WAY
TO MAKE IT NOT A LIE
496
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,956
IS TO THROUGH WITH IT.
497
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:52,518
( chuckles )
WELL, I'M STILL
BUNGEE JUMPING WITH YOU.
498
00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:53,862
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
499
00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:55,473
"IF YOUR FRIEND JUMPS
OFF A BRIDGE,
500
00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:57,425
YOU SHOULD TOO."
501
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,528
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
WHAT THEY SAY.
502
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:04,731
ANYWAY, HOW BAD
CAN IT REALLY BE?
503
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,937
OKAY, THIS IS BAD.
REALLY REALLY BAD.
504
00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:11,409
- TOTALLY BAD.
- THIS IS BAD.
505
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,741
I CAN'T BELIEVE
OUR PARENTS SIGNED
506
00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:14,282
PERMISSION SLIPS
FOR THIS.
507
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,817
I'M GONNA GO DOWN
TO THE GROUND
508
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,648
SO I CAN SNAP PICS
OF THE JUMP.
509
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,750
WOW.
510
00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,222
THAT'S FAR DOWN.
511
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,633
YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.
512
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,755
WITH A K!
513
00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:28,296
( camera clicks )
514
00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:34,232
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
515
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,773
DO YOU HOW HARD IT IS
TO FIRE SOMEONE
516
00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:38,366
WHO DOESN'T
SPEAK ENGLISH?
517
00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:39,708
YOU'RE FIRED!
518
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,739
AUSTIN MOON
MY BOYFRIEND.
519
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:46,784
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
520
00:20:46,776 --> 00:20:48,816
HOLD MY HAND.
WE'LL JUMP TOGETHER.
521
00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:53,982
GIVE ME A SECOND
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
522
00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:56,593
TAKE ALL THE TIME
YOU NEED.
523
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:57,926
AUSTIN!
524
00:20:57,927 --> 00:21:00,657
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU HAD A SUPERMODEL GIRLFRIEND?
525
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,330
TIME'S UP.
LET'S JUMP!
526
00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:04,493
Both: WHOA!
527
00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:09,297
Austin: WOO-HOO-HOO!
528
00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:11,469
THIS IS THE COOLEST
THING EVER.
529
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,271
COOL WITH A K!
530
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,782
AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND.
531
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,645
AUSTIN MOON
MY BOYFRIEND.
532
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,809
TRISH, TAKE MY HAND.
533
00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:23,281
WE'LL JUMP TOGETHER.
534
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,592
EH. THAT'S OKAY.
535
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,585
AAH!
536
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,459
Trish: I'M GONNA PUKE!
537
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,562
I CAN'T DO IT!
538
00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:35,903
I'M GONNA CALL MY MOM
TO COME PICK ME UP!
539
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,427
I GOT IT!
540
00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:41,900
I'LL NEVER FIND
MY PHONE.
541
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,973
COULD SOMEBODY
CALL IT?
542
00:21:46,476 --> 00:21:48,606
FORGET IT,
IT'S ON VIBRATE.
543
00:21:54,844 --> 00:21:56,994
IT'S THE SAME PRICE
AS A NORMAL SLICE OF PIZZA.
544
00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:58,316
BUT IT'S SO WEIRD.
545
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,617
GUESS WHO'S ON THE COVER
OF "CHEETAH BEAT"?
546
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,449
OH, AWESOME!
547
00:22:03,453 --> 00:22:04,923
ALLY EVEN MADE IT
IN THE BACKGROUND.
548
00:22:06,396 --> 00:22:07,856
WELL, IT'S NOT
MY BEST PHOTO,
549
00:22:07,857 --> 00:22:10,557
BUT HEY, I MADE THE COVER
OF "CHEETAH BEAT"!
550
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,930
YEAH.
551
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,931
I'M JUST GLAD
ALL THAT LYING IS DONE.
552
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,613
I NEVER WANT TO
DO THAT AGAIN.
553
00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:17,035
AND I NEVER WANT
TO SEE MEGAN AGAIN.
554
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,536
IF I HAVE TO SPEND
ONE MORE MINUTE WITH THAT--
555
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,408
HELLO, ANGEL.
556
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,871
HI, BFFs.
557
00:22:22,872 --> 00:22:24,542
I HAD SO MUCH FUN,
558
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,654
I DECIDED TO HANG OUT
WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND TOO.
559
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,016
All: WHAT?
560
00:22:28,017 --> 00:22:31,017
SO, WHO'S READY TO HANG?
561
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,680
UH, CAN'T TODAY.
562
00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:33,782
ASTRONAUT TRAINING.
563
00:22:33,783 --> 00:22:36,463
ME EITHER.
FLYING TO ITALY FOR PIZZA.
564
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,086
OH, I HAVE TO GO
FEED MY...
565
00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,087
MERMAID.
566
00:22:39,088 --> 00:22:40,888
I HONESTLY...
567
00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,730
HAVE NO PLANS.
568
00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:43,892
WE GET TO HANG?
569
00:22:43,893 --> 00:22:46,673
I AM ♪ FREAKING! ♪
570
00:22:47,897 --> 00:22:49,667
ME TOO.
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