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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:13,609 WOW. AUSTIN AND BROOKE'S DATE IS SURE TAKING A LONG TIME. 2 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:14,654 OH! HERE THEY COME. 3 00:00:14,645 --> 00:00:16,185 ACT LIKE WE'RE NOT WATCHING THEM. 4 00:00:16,187 --> 00:00:17,187 WE'RE NOT. 5 00:00:18,449 --> 00:00:20,519 AUSTIN, I HAD A LOT OF FUN TODAY. 6 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,091 I MADE THIS SCRAPBOOK OF OUR TIME TOGETHER. 7 00:00:24,255 --> 00:00:27,055 HERE'S A NAPKIN FROM OUR FIRST DATE, 8 00:00:27,058 --> 00:00:29,698 A MINI-GOLF SCORECARD FROM OUR SECOND DATE, 9 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:32,060 AND A CROUTON 10 00:00:32,063 --> 00:00:34,413 FROM THE SALAD WE JUST FINISHED. 11 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,136 WANT TO HANG OUT FRIDAY? 12 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,338 UH... 13 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,669 I WAS SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT WITH DEZ, 14 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:40,740 BUT SURE. 15 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,211 AWW. 16 00:00:43,814 --> 00:00:46,454 HEY GUYS. 17 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,547 OKAY, ENOUGH BORING LOVE STUFF. 18 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,279 I'VE GOT SOME BIG NEWS. 19 00:00:50,281 --> 00:00:52,281 AUSTIN, WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU'VE ASKED FOR 20 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:53,553 SINCE I BECAME YOUR MANAGER? 21 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,334 TO PLAY TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE? 22 00:00:55,326 --> 00:00:57,656 CLOSE. I'M GONNA GET YOU ON THE COVER OF "CHEETAH BEAT!" 23 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,258 WHOA! THAT'S HUGE. 24 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,830 Both: WHAT UP! 25 00:01:00,831 --> 00:01:02,631 THEY HAVE THIS HOT NEW CELEB ISSUE 26 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:04,543 WHERE THEY PROFILE A RISING STAR. 27 00:01:04,535 --> 00:01:06,765 EVERY HOT NEW CELEB BECOMES A SUPERSTAR. 28 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,697 BEYONCE, ADELE, RYAN GOSLING-- 29 00:01:08,699 --> 00:01:10,599 DO YOU REMEMBER JIM FUTCH? 30 00:01:10,601 --> 00:01:11,801 NO, WHO'S HE? 31 00:01:11,802 --> 00:01:13,542 EXACTLY. 32 00:01:13,544 --> 00:01:15,784 YOU DON'T REMEMBER HIM BECAUSE HE WASN'T A HOT NEW CELEB. 33 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:18,578 IF YOU FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE, 34 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,749 I KNOW I CAN GET THEM TO PICK YOU. 35 00:01:20,751 --> 00:01:21,581 SWEET! 36 00:01:23,414 --> 00:01:24,464 NAME? 37 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:26,255 ( scoffs ) EASY. 38 00:01:26,257 --> 00:01:27,517 IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT 39 00:01:27,518 --> 00:01:30,288 TO STUMP AUSTIN MOON. 40 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,591 OOPS. TOO MANY O'S. 41 00:01:32,663 --> 00:01:34,133 IT'S NOT A QUIZ. 42 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:35,765 THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR LIFE IS LIKE. 43 00:01:35,766 --> 00:01:37,466 OH. 44 00:01:37,468 --> 00:01:38,728 WELL, I LIKE PLAYING MUSIC, 45 00:01:38,729 --> 00:01:39,729 HANGING WITH MY FRIENDS-- 46 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:41,470 BORING! 47 00:01:41,472 --> 00:01:43,632 IT HAS TO SOUND UNIQUE AND EXCITING. 48 00:01:43,634 --> 00:01:47,614 LOOK. EMMA STONE RACES CARS THROUGH THE STREETS OF ROMANIA! 49 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,308 JACK BLACK TEACHES SIGN LANGUAGE TO GRIZZLY BEARS! 50 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:53,141 WELL, AUSTIN MOON COLLECTS GRIZZLY BEARS. 51 00:01:53,144 --> 00:01:54,454 IT'S TEDDY BEARS. 52 00:01:55,746 --> 00:01:57,486 I'LL JUST FILL THIS OUT FOR YOU. 53 00:01:57,488 --> 00:01:59,888 I'M USED TO MAKING MYSELF SEEM MORE IMPRESSIVE. 54 00:01:59,890 --> 00:02:01,720 HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT MY JOB AS A LIFEGUARD? 55 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,552 ( chuckles ) I CAN'T EVEN SWIM. 56 00:02:04,795 --> 00:02:07,495 ( theme music playing ) 57 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:10,759 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 58 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:12,231 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 59 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,703 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 60 00:02:13,704 --> 00:02:15,314 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 61 00:02:15,306 --> 00:02:16,766 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 62 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:18,437 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 63 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,509 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 64 00:02:21,512 --> 00:02:24,582 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 65 00:02:24,575 --> 00:02:26,145 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 66 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,516 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 67 00:02:28,519 --> 00:02:32,679 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 68 00:02:32,683 --> 00:02:35,793 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 69 00:02:35,786 --> 00:02:38,726 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 70 00:02:38,729 --> 00:02:41,729 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 71 00:02:41,732 --> 00:02:44,672 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 72 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,765 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 73 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,938 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 74 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:54,551 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 75 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,493 ♪ ALLY HELPS A CUSTOMER ♪ 76 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,815 ♪ ALWAYS GIVES CORRECT CHANGE ♪ 77 00:03:06,817 --> 00:03:09,687 ♪ PUTS THE HEADPHONES IN THE BAG ♪ 78 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,590 ♪ AND SAYS "HAVE A NICE DAY" ♪ 79 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,732 ♪ SHE'S GOT THE SONIC BOOM BLUES. ♪ 80 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,898 YOU'RE REALLY BORED AREN'T YOU? 81 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,630 YEP. LITTLE BIT. 82 00:03:22,773 --> 00:03:24,583 AUSTIN, I'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE ALL MORNING 83 00:03:24,575 --> 00:03:25,935 WITH "CHEETAH BEAT." 84 00:03:25,936 --> 00:03:27,506 THEY'RE SENDING OVER THEIR TOP REPORTER 85 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:28,508 TO INTERVIEW YOU. 86 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:29,809 WHOA! AWESOME! 87 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,240 THEY MUST HAVE LOVED THAT QUESTIONNAIRE 88 00:03:31,242 --> 00:03:32,242 YOU FILLED OUT FOR ME. 89 00:03:32,243 --> 00:03:33,783 OH, AND IF SHE ASKS 90 00:03:33,784 --> 00:03:35,654 YOU'RE A 10th DEGREE BLACK BELT IN KUNG FU, 91 00:03:35,646 --> 00:03:37,316 YOU SWIM WITH SHARKS, RACE MOTORCYCLES, 92 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,318 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAZY STUFF I CAN'T REMEMBER. 93 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,520 ( laughs ) 94 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,791 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED. 95 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:46,003 BEING COOL ISN'T ABOUT DOING CRAZY EXCITING THINGS. 96 00:03:45,996 --> 00:03:49,326 IT'S THOSE SPECIAL QUALITIES YOU HAVE DEEP DOWN THAT MAKE YOU COOL. 97 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,660 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING 98 00:03:50,661 --> 00:03:52,831 AN UNCOOL PERSON WOULD SAY. 99 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,665 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET THE COVER 100 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:58,337 IS IMPRESS MEGAN SIMMS. 101 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,939 SHE'S THE MOST POWERFUL REPORTER IN THE BIZ. 102 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,471 OMG! 103 00:04:02,473 --> 00:04:04,483 AUSTIN MOON. IT'S REALLY YOU. 104 00:04:04,475 --> 00:04:05,715 ( camera clicks ) 105 00:04:05,716 --> 00:04:07,546 NOT NOW, KID. WE'RE WAITING FOR A REPORTER 106 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:08,618 FROM "CHEETAH BEAT." 107 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:10,319 I AM THE REPORTER. 108 00:04:11,722 --> 00:04:14,562 MEGAN SIMMS. 109 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,725 BUT YOU'RE LIKE, FIVE. 110 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:17,026 I'M 10. 111 00:04:17,027 --> 00:04:18,757 AND I DON'T USUALLY GET STARSTRUCK, 112 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,029 BUT I AM ♪ FREAKING! ♪ 113 00:04:22,493 --> 00:04:25,573 AND I'M HAVING TROUBLE ♪ BREATHING. ♪ 114 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,796 OH, YOU MUST BE ALLY. 115 00:04:26,797 --> 00:04:27,797 - ( camera clicks ) - OH! 116 00:04:27,798 --> 00:04:29,298 AUSTIN'S SONGWRITER. 117 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,640 YOU ARE LIKE THE MOST EPIC GIRL ♪ EVER. ♪ 118 00:04:32,643 --> 00:04:35,783 ( chuckles ) THANK YOU, MEGAN. 119 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,776 YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 120 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:41,608 MOST EPIC GIRL ♪ EVER. ♪ 121 00:04:46,056 --> 00:04:47,616 SO LET'S GET THE INTERVIEW STARTED. 122 00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:49,388 THERE'S NO INTERVIEW. 123 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,720 I'M HERE TO SEE AUSTIN DO ALL THE FUN STUFF HE WROTE ABOUT. 124 00:04:51,722 --> 00:04:53,662 All: WHAT?! 125 00:04:53,664 --> 00:04:56,604 YOU WANT THE COVER, DON'T YOU? 126 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,597 I'M YOUNG, BUT I'M POWERFUL. 127 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:01,699 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO MAKE A TINKLE. 128 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:06,605 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DO ALL THAT STUFF 129 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:07,877 YOU JUST MADE UP. 130 00:05:07,878 --> 00:05:09,538 LIKE BEING A KUNG FU EXPERT. 131 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:10,740 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I SAID 132 00:05:10,741 --> 00:05:13,411 YOU CAN BREAK BOARDS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. 133 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:14,554 OH WAIT. I DID. 134 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,616 AUSTIN, THE SECRET IS TO VISUALIZE 135 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,818 YOUR HAND GOING THROUGH THE BOARD. 136 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,550 IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. 137 00:05:21,552 --> 00:05:22,992 HI-YAH! 138 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:25,403 AAH! 139 00:05:25,396 --> 00:05:27,896 - ( whimpering ) - WHY DID YOU SAY I KNOW KUNG FU? 140 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:31,558 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL JUJITSU. 141 00:05:31,562 --> 00:05:34,742 BESIDES, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO ALL THIS STUFF. 142 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,765 JUST TELL MEGAN THE TRUTH. 143 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:38,837 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO BE ON THE COVER OF "CHEETAH BEAT." 144 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,109 JUST BE YOURSELF. 145 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,840 THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT THE COVER ANYMORE. 146 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,583 IF AUSTIN DOESN'T GO THROUGH WITH ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF, 147 00:05:45,576 --> 00:05:47,746 MEGAN WILL EXPOSE HIM FOR BEING A HUGE LIAR. 148 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,578 THAT COULD RUIN MY CAREER. 149 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:51,750 NOT TO MENTION YOUR REPUTATION IN THE KUNG FU CIRCUIT. 150 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,594 I SO CANNOT BELIEVE 151 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:56,986 AUSTIN MOON IS GONNA BREAK WOOD 152 00:05:56,987 --> 00:05:58,457 WITH HIS BARE HANDS. 153 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,829 NEITHER CAN HE. 154 00:06:02,593 --> 00:06:03,833 - MEGAN-- - ( camera clicks ) 155 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:07,535 WE'RE NOT REALLY SUPPOSED TO USE MARTIAL ARTS 156 00:06:07,538 --> 00:06:08,838 UNLESS WE'RE ATTACKED. 157 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,399 AND THIS WOOD HASN'T ATTACKED ME. 158 00:06:11,402 --> 00:06:13,872 SO I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT IT. 159 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,884 YOU'RE TOTES HILAR. 160 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,006 BUT FOR REALS, BREAK IT! 161 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,410 ( exhales ) 162 00:06:21,412 --> 00:06:22,882 HI-YAH! 163 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:23,913 WHOO! 164 00:06:25,115 --> 00:06:26,685 HA HA! WHOA! 165 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:27,887 ( yelps ) 166 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,688 I MEAN... 167 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,960 I MEANT TO DO THAT. 168 00:06:30,961 --> 00:06:32,561 THAT WAS AWESOME! 169 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:34,063 NOW TRY BREAKING A CINDER BLOCK. 170 00:06:34,064 --> 00:06:35,774 ( stammering ) 171 00:06:35,766 --> 00:06:37,696 I'M SURE AUSTIN WOULD, 172 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,528 BUT TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE ANY. 173 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:42,470 CINDER BLOCK COMING THROUGH. 174 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:45,544 UH... 175 00:06:45,536 --> 00:06:48,806 I'VE ALREADY SHOWN MEGAN THAT I CLEARLY KNOW KUNG FU. 176 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,439 WOULDN'T WANT TO SHOW OFF. 177 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,042 DO IT. 178 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:54,853 DO IT! 179 00:06:55,986 --> 00:06:57,786 YEAH. DO IT. 180 00:06:57,788 --> 00:06:59,688 DO IT. 181 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,603 ( exhales ) 182 00:07:04,595 --> 00:07:05,895 HI-YAH! 183 00:07:07,658 --> 00:07:08,728 Austin: ( whimpers ) 184 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:10,800 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 185 00:07:10,801 --> 00:07:12,001 USUALLY I CAN BREAK THOSE 186 00:07:12,002 --> 00:07:13,002 NO PROBLEM. 187 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:18,467 AW, DID YOU HURT YOUR HAND? 188 00:07:18,469 --> 00:07:21,669 IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED PUNCHING CONCRETE. 189 00:07:21,672 --> 00:07:22,872 OH WAIT, THERE WAS. 190 00:07:22,873 --> 00:07:24,213 IT'S CALLED NOT LYING. 191 00:07:26,817 --> 00:07:28,477 THERE'S A COOL MOTORCYCLE. 192 00:07:28,479 --> 00:07:29,919 WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR MOTORCYCLES? 193 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,980 A PIC OF YOU ON YOUR BIKE WOULD BE GREAT FOR THE COVER. 194 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,455 THAT IS HIS MOTORCYCLE. 195 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,626 RIGHT. 196 00:07:37,628 --> 00:07:38,888 YEAH. 197 00:07:38,889 --> 00:07:40,559 - IT'S ONE OF HIS FAVORITES. - ( overlapping chatter ) 198 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:41,891 I MEAN, IT'S RIGHT HERE. IT'S SO CONVENIENT. 199 00:07:41,892 --> 00:07:43,232 VERY NICE BIKE. 200 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:45,573 YOU LOOK SO COOL ON THAT BIKE. 201 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,736 THAT'S COOL WITH A "K." EVEN COOLER! 202 00:07:47,738 --> 00:07:49,898 ( camera clicking ) 203 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:52,701 UH, AUSTIN? 204 00:07:52,703 --> 00:07:54,043 A SCARY BIKER. 205 00:07:54,044 --> 00:07:55,584 OOH, GOOD IDEA. 206 00:07:56,807 --> 00:07:59,507 OKAY, MEGAN. WE'RE DONE TAKING PICTURES. 207 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:00,850 NICE BIKE. 208 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:05,123 ( engine revving ) 209 00:08:05,115 --> 00:08:08,185 AUSTIN! THAT LADY'S STEALING YOUR MOTORCYCLE. 210 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:11,188 OH, NO! DO SOMETHING AUSTIN. 211 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:16,673 STOP, YOU THIEF? 212 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:17,767 CALL THE POLICE. 213 00:08:17,768 --> 00:08:19,798 RIGHT. I GOT THIS. 214 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,130 WE SHOULD DEFINITELY CALL THE POLICE. 215 00:08:22,132 --> 00:08:23,672 BEEP BOOP BOOP. 216 00:08:23,674 --> 00:08:25,684 HELLO, POLICE? 217 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,077 BYE, POLICE. 218 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,610 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY CALLED THE POLICE. 219 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,213 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 220 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,824 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR PRETEND MOTORCYCLE MEANT TO YOU. 221 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,550 YOU'VE ALREADY KUNG FU'D, CALLED THE COPS, 222 00:08:42,553 --> 00:08:43,893 AND IT'S NOT EVEN LUNCHTIME! 223 00:08:43,894 --> 00:08:46,034 SPEAKING OF, 224 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,296 NOW I GET TO SEE YOU EAT YOUR SPECIAL LUNCH. 225 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:50,730 MY SPECIAL LUNCH? 226 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,561 YEAH. YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU WROTE 227 00:08:52,563 --> 00:08:53,903 ON THE QUESTIONNAIRE. 228 00:08:53,904 --> 00:08:56,614 YOU'RE ON A HIGH PROTEIN INSECT DIET. 229 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:58,867 - WHAT?! - DON'T BLAME ME. IT WAS DEZ'S IDEA. 230 00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:00,569 I EAT INSECTS?! 231 00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:05,054 I MEAN... 232 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,845 I EAT INSECTS. MMM. 233 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,018 TOO BAD I LEFT MY LUNCH AT HOME AND DON'T HAVE-- 234 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,950 INSECTS COMING THROUGH! 235 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:15,162 CRICKETS, LOW IN FAT, HIGH IN ANTENNAE. 236 00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:18,586 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REALLY EAT BUGS. 237 00:09:18,589 --> 00:09:19,589 ( camera clicks ) 238 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:20,860 THAT'S SO DISGUST. 239 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,731 IT'S NOT SO BAD. 240 00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:23,863 DEZ PUT THEM IN SPAGHETTI. 241 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:24,874 THOSE ARE WORMS. 242 00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:34,813 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY NOT THAT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. 243 00:09:34,805 --> 00:09:36,345 EAT IT! 244 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,352 ( chewing, crunching ) 245 00:09:46,957 --> 00:09:47,957 ( chuckles ) 246 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:49,958 EW. 247 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,020 THAT WAS AWESOME! 248 00:09:52,022 --> 00:09:54,022 YOU ARE TOTES A HOT NEW CELEB. 249 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:55,304 I'M GONNA GO CALL MY EDITOR. 250 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,365 ( gasping ) 251 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,797 YOU HEAR THAT, AUSTIN? 252 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,069 YOU'RE A HOT NEW CELEB! 253 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,700 FINGERS CROSSED FOR THE COVER. 254 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,972 BY THE WAY, ARE YOU GONNA EAT THE REST OF THESE? 255 00:10:03,974 --> 00:10:04,914 ( chewing, crunching ) 256 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,176 I'M JUST GLAD SHE'S LEAVING. 257 00:10:07,177 --> 00:10:09,637 I CAN'T DO ANY MORE OF THIS STUFF. 258 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,910 GUYS, MY EDITOR WANTS ME TO SEE YOU DO MORE OF THIS STUFF. 259 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,393 I'M STAYING THE WHOLE WEEKEND! 260 00:10:15,385 --> 00:10:17,385 THE WHOLE WEEKEND? 261 00:10:19,389 --> 00:10:21,919 THAT IS TOTES HILAR. 262 00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:39,968 SLEEPOVERS ARE SO FUN! 263 00:10:41,712 --> 00:10:44,272 YEAH! SO MUCH FUN. 264 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,316 OH, LOOK, AUSTIN. TWINSIES. 265 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:50,118 WHAT UP? 266 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,052 I BROUGHT STUFFED ANIMALS. 267 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,083 WHO WANTS WHAT? 268 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:55,934 AW, THAT'S SWEET, MEGAN. 269 00:10:55,926 --> 00:10:57,026 BUT WE'VE ALL OUTGROWN-- 270 00:10:57,027 --> 00:10:58,327 DIBS ON THE PURPLE PORCUPINE. 271 00:10:58,328 --> 00:10:59,858 YOU WANT TO HELP ME FINISH MY FORT? 272 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:00,860 DO I?! 273 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,003 THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. 274 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:06,665 WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS MESS IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU. 275 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,866 IF YOU WANT TO GET ON THE COVER OF "CHEETAH BEAT," 276 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,669 YOU GOTTA SUCK IT UP FOR THE WEEKEND. 277 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,070 BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAD ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO. 278 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,153 I WAS GONNA GO ON A DATE WITH BROOKE TONIGHT. 279 00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:16,875 SCRAPBOOK GIRL? 280 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,147 ( chuckles ) LIKE I SAID, 281 00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:20,048 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAD ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO. 282 00:11:21,051 --> 00:11:22,681 ALLY? 283 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,682 YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF TONIGHT IS? 284 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,164 GETTING TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. 285 00:11:26,156 --> 00:11:27,156 REALLY? 286 00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:28,357 Both: REALLY? 287 00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:29,358 REALLY? 288 00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:34,162 MY FRIENDS AND I THINK IT IS SO EPIC 289 00:11:34,164 --> 00:11:36,174 THAT YOU WRITE ALL OF AUSTIN'S SONGS. 290 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:39,096 YOU'RE LIKE SO SMART, AND PRETTY, AND TALENTED. 291 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,829 AWW. 292 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:43,031 THAT IS SO SWEET. 293 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,043 I'M JUST BEING MYSELF. 294 00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:46,805 COMPLETELY HONEST. 295 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:51,039 WELL, IT'S GETTING PRETTY LATE. 296 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,981 MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO TO SLEEP. 297 00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:54,383 GO TO SLEEP? 298 00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:58,094 IN THE QUESTIONNAIRE, AUSTIN SAID YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT JAMMING. 299 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,990 HUH. I WONDER WHY I WOULD WRITE THAT 300 00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:04,252 SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS HOW CRANKY I GET 301 00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:05,504 WHEN I'M TIRED. 302 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,727 ALL RIGHT. 303 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,458 OKAY. I'LL PLAY ONE SONG. 304 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,130 Ally and Megan: YAY! 305 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,062 - JUST ONE. - MM-HMM. 306 00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:17,214 - ( guitar strumming ) - ♪ I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY ♪ 307 00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:21,037 ♪ SPREAD MY COLORFUL WINGS ♪ 308 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:25,521 ♪ EVEN THOUGH I'M SMALL AND FRAIL ♪ 309 00:12:25,515 --> 00:12:29,145 ♪ I CAN DO MOST ANYTHING ♪ 310 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,280 ♪ BUTTERFLY. ♪ 311 00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,164 PLAY IT AGAIN! 312 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,985 - All: ( groaning ) - NOT AGAIN! 313 00:12:36,987 --> 00:12:38,827 THAT WAS THE 100TH TIME. 314 00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:40,759 IT'S MORNING NOW. AREN'T YOU TIRED? 315 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,030 WHY DID YOU EVEN BRING A SLEEPING BAG 316 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,293 IF YOU WEREN'T GONNA SLEEP? 317 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,204 I KNOW, RIGHT? 318 00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:55,114 ( screaming ) 319 00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,905 ( hyperventilating ) 320 00:12:56,907 --> 00:12:58,307 I JUST HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE. 321 00:12:58,308 --> 00:12:59,978 WE WERE HANGING OUT WITH THIS 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL 322 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,180 AND SHE JUST WOULDN'T LEAVE US ALONE. 323 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,112 GOOD MORNING, ANGEL. 324 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:08,256 SORRY FOR CANCELING LAST NIGHT. 325 00:13:08,258 --> 00:13:10,918 I'D HANG OUT TONIGHT, BUT I GOTTA WORK AGAIN. 326 00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:12,121 YOU'RE NOT JUST BLOWING ME OFF 327 00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:13,822 TO DO SOMETHING MORE FUN, ARE YOU? 328 00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:15,534 I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. 329 00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:17,195 I HAD TO FLOSS CRICKETS OUT OF MY TEETH! 330 00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:20,098 TRUST ME. I'M NOT HAVING ANY FUN. 331 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,231 I'LL TEXT YOU LATER. 332 00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:25,883 LAST NIGHT WAS THE BEST! 333 00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,836 I CAN'T WAIT FOR TONIGHT'S PARTY. 334 00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:29,138 - PARTY? - HUH? 335 00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,109 RIGHT. 336 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,891 EVERY SATURDAY AUSTIN THROWS AN AWESOME THEME PARTY. 337 00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,145 WHAT'S TONIGHT'S THEME? 338 00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,146 UH... 339 00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,288 UH. 340 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:44,820 TONIGHT'S THEME IS... 341 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,234 GLOW IN THE DARK! 342 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,296 TOTES FANTAST! 343 00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:50,498 HAVE FUN PUTTING THAT TOGETHER, TRISH. 344 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,430 MEGAN AND I ARE GONNA-- 345 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,313 GO EXTREME PAINTBALLING! 346 00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:56,335 I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 347 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,836 I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT TOO. 348 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,967 PAINTBALLING. 349 00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,939 P-P-P-P-PAINT-BALL-ING. 350 00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:03,112 I'M SUPPOSED TO PULL THIS OFF 351 00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,243 ALL MY MYSELF? 352 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,324 GET ALLY TO HELP YOU. 353 00:14:05,315 --> 00:14:06,345 OH. 354 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,246 WHERE IS SHE ANYWAY? 355 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,978 SHE WENT TO GO THROW HER TRASH AWAY 356 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:11,250 LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO 357 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,251 AND FELL ASLEEP. 358 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:23,290 ( dance music playing ) 359 00:14:26,296 --> 00:14:27,936 - HI, ALLY. - ( camera clicks ) 360 00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:29,338 HEY, EVERYBODY. 361 00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:31,269 HOW WAS EXTREME PAINTBALL? 362 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,071 EXTREMELY PAINFUL. 363 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,083 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING WITH A 10-YEAR-OLD SHARPSHOOTER. 364 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,476 I NEVER SAW HER COMING. 365 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,207 IT'S LIKE SHE WAS EVERYWHERE. 366 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:48,223 HEY, HERE COMES AUSTIN'S NEW EUROPEAN SUPERMODEL GIRLFRIEND. 367 00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:49,258 ENJOYING THE PARTY? 368 00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:51,259 ( with accent ) AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND. 369 00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:56,504 I HAD TO HIRE HER BECAUSE I TOLD "CHEETAH BEAT" 370 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,466 YOU WERE DATING A EUROPEAN SUPERMODEL. 371 00:14:58,468 --> 00:15:01,328 HOW MANY THINGS DID YOU MAKE UP IN THAT QUESTIONNAIRE? 372 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,905 NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING. 373 00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:09,408 HI, I'M MEGAN. 374 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,109 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND. 375 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,092 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD ANY OF US ARE SAYING, DO YOU? 376 00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:18,316 ( laughing ) 377 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,988 AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND. 378 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:22,450 ( camera clicks ) 379 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:26,134 AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND. 380 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,556 THAT'S EUROPEAN MODEL. MY GIRLFRIEND. 381 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,059 TIME TO PLAY SOME MUSIC. 382 00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:34,201 ( cheering ) 383 00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:35,674 ( pop music playing ) 384 00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:37,565 ♪ OH OH OH OH OH ♪ 385 00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:40,207 ♪ OH OH OH OH OH ♪ 386 00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,340 ♪ OH OH OH OH OH ♪ 387 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,142 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 388 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,624 ♪ MAYBE I ♪ 389 00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:46,675 ♪ SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED ♪ 390 00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:48,716 ♪ I WAS IN OVER MY HEAD ♪ 391 00:15:48,718 --> 00:15:51,278 ♪ ALL THE GAMES THAT I PLAYED ♪ 392 00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,281 ♪ JUST PLAYED ME INSTEAD ♪ 393 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,033 ♪ PLEASE FORGIVE ME ♪ 394 00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:56,325 ♪ I'M TRYING TO FORGET ♪ 395 00:15:57,527 --> 00:15:59,287 ♪ I WAS TOO BUSY FRONTING ♪ 396 00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:01,229 ♪ HOW DUMB CAN I GET ♪ 397 00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:04,091 ♪ OH OH OH SO BUSTED ♪ 398 00:16:04,094 --> 00:16:06,044 ♪ OH OH OH I MESSED IT ♪ 399 00:16:06,036 --> 00:16:07,466 ♪ UP UP UP ♪ 400 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,497 ♪ GONNA TELL YOU WHAT WHAT WHAT ♪ 401 00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:12,599 ♪ I'M GONNA DANCE LIKE A FREAK ON THE PIER TONIGHT ♪ 402 00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:14,542 ♪ SING THE WRONG WORDS INTO THE MIC ♪ 403 00:16:14,544 --> 00:16:16,514 ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST WHO I AM ♪ 404 00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:19,176 ♪ THAT'S JUST WHO I AM ♪ 405 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,179 ♪ I WON'T CARE IF THEY LAUGH AT ME ♪ 406 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,381 ♪ IF I LOSE MY GRIP ON GRAVITY ♪ 407 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,463 ♪ I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN ♪ 408 00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:26,715 ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST WHO I ♪ 409 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:28,416 ♪ THAT'S JUST WHO I AM. ♪ 410 00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:31,618 ( cheering ) 411 00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:37,096 AUSTIN! 412 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,368 THAT'S AWKWARD. 413 00:16:39,369 --> 00:16:41,399 I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T BLOWING ME OFF 414 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,331 TO DO FUN STUFF. 415 00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:44,002 BROOKE... 416 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,513 THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 417 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,675 IT'S NOT A REALLY AWESOME PARTY 418 00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:49,277 THAT YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO? 419 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:51,409 OKAY, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, 420 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,081 BUT I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 421 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,683 AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND. 422 00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:57,346 EXCEPT FOR THAT. 423 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,403 - GO GO GO GO! - HURRY UP! 424 00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:09,027 WHERE'D YOU GUYS GO? 425 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,428 WE JUST GOT UP EARLY. 426 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,300 DIDN'T WANT TO MISS SAYING GOOD-BYE. 427 00:17:12,302 --> 00:17:13,502 SO, GOOD-BYE. 428 00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:15,374 WE PACKED FOR YOU. 429 00:17:19,109 --> 00:17:21,809 THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST WEEKEND ♪ EVER. ♪ 430 00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:25,181 AUSTIN, YOU ARE TOTES MAKING THE COVER. 431 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:26,315 - WE DID IT? - YES! 432 00:17:26,316 --> 00:17:28,246 - WOO-HOO! - LYING'S STILL BAD. 433 00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:31,119 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SHOUT-OUT 434 00:17:31,121 --> 00:17:32,381 IN THE ARTICLE TOO, ALLY. 435 00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:35,332 YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZE SONG WRITER. 436 00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:36,625 HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH THAT NEW SONG? 437 00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:38,786 LIKE I DO ALL MY SONGS. 438 00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:40,388 AUSTIN AND I SIT AT THE PIANO, 439 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:41,730 TOSS AROUND SOME IDEAS, 440 00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,461 AND SEE WHAT SOUNDS GOOD. 441 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,273 OH. THAT'S IT? 442 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,165 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING. 443 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,168 WELL, BYE. 444 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,270 - BYE. - SEE YOU. 445 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,671 MISS YOU ALREADY. 446 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,803 MEGAN, WAIT! 447 00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:58,506 WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORE INTERESTING? 448 00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,808 JUST THAT YOU WRITE ALL THOSE EPIC SONGS. 449 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:04,210 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU DID EXCITING THINGS TO GET INSPIRED. 450 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:05,564 OH. 451 00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:07,555 WE DO EXCITING THINGS. 452 00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,087 ALLY, 453 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,088 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 454 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,719 WHAT KIND OF EXCITING THINGS? 455 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,161 OH, YOU KNOW. 456 00:18:13,163 --> 00:18:15,433 LIKE GO TO THE TOP 457 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,825 OF THE HIGHEST BRIDGE IN MIAMI 458 00:18:16,826 --> 00:18:18,566 AND LOOK AT THE CITY LIGHTS. 459 00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:19,628 AND? 460 00:18:19,629 --> 00:18:21,299 AND... 461 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,101 THEN WE BUNGEE JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE. 462 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,613 AWESOME! 463 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,775 THAT'S THE PICTURE I WANT FOR THE COVER. 464 00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,707 WHY DON'T YOU ALL GO BUNGEE JUMPING TODAY? 465 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,479 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 466 00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:33,211 DO IT! 467 00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:37,516 ALLY, WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? 468 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,787 WE WERE SO CLOSE. 469 00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:40,418 SHE WAS OUT THE DOOR. 470 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,450 I'M SORRY. I PANICKED. 471 00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,492 I DIDN'T WANT TO LET HER DOWN. 472 00:18:44,494 --> 00:18:46,464 WELL, NOW WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN 473 00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:47,456 A GIANT BRIDGE 474 00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,397 WITH A ROPE TIED AROUND US. 475 00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:50,429 THANKS, ALLY. 476 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,769 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GOING BUNGEE JUMPING TODAY. 477 00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:03,211 YOU KNOW, 478 00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:04,743 A WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID, 479 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,154 "BEING COOL ISN'T ABOUT DOING CRAZY EXCITING THINGS. 480 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,547 IT'S THOSE SPECIAL QUALITIES--" 481 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,649 I KNOW WHAT I SAID. 482 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,351 THEN WHY'D YOU EVEN SAY BUNGEE JUMPING 483 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,423 IN THE FIRST PLACE? 484 00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:15,764 BECAUSE. 485 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,685 MEGAN AND HER FRIENDS ALL LOOK UP TO ME. 486 00:19:17,687 --> 00:19:19,627 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT THEM. 487 00:19:19,629 --> 00:19:21,359 AND I LOVE THE WORD "BUNGEE." 488 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,165 WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS. 489 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,696 I'LL CALL MEGAN AND TELL HER WE AREN'T GONNA BUNGEE JUMP. 490 00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:32,499 RATHER LOSE THE COVER THAN SEE YOU SO SCARED. 491 00:19:33,903 --> 00:19:36,713 YOU'D GIVE UP YOUR FIRST NATIONAL MAGAZINE COVER FOR ME? 492 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:38,946 YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN ALL OF THAT. 493 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,780 THAT'S REALLY SWEET, AUSTIN. 494 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,182 BUT THIS ONE'S MY LIE. 495 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,594 AND THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT NOT A LIE 496 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,956 IS TO THROUGH WITH IT. 497 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:52,518 ( chuckles ) WELL, I'M STILL BUNGEE JUMPING WITH YOU. 498 00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:53,862 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 499 00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:55,473 "IF YOUR FRIEND JUMPS OFF A BRIDGE, 500 00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:57,425 YOU SHOULD TOO." 501 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,528 I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 502 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:04,731 ANYWAY, HOW BAD CAN IT REALLY BE? 503 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,937 OKAY, THIS IS BAD. REALLY REALLY BAD. 504 00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:11,409 - TOTALLY BAD. - THIS IS BAD. 505 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,741 I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR PARENTS SIGNED 506 00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:14,282 PERMISSION SLIPS FOR THIS. 507 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,817 I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO THE GROUND 508 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,648 SO I CAN SNAP PICS OF THE JUMP. 509 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,750 WOW. 510 00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,222 THAT'S FAR DOWN. 511 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,633 YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY. 512 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,755 WITH A K! 513 00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:28,296 ( camera clicks ) 514 00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:34,232 WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 515 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,773 DO YOU HOW HARD IT IS TO FIRE SOMEONE 516 00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:38,366 WHO DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH? 517 00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:39,708 YOU'RE FIRED! 518 00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,739 AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND. 519 00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:46,784 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS. 520 00:20:46,776 --> 00:20:48,816 HOLD MY HAND. WE'LL JUMP TOGETHER. 521 00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:53,982 GIVE ME A SECOND TO THINK ABOUT IT. 522 00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:56,593 TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. 523 00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:57,926 AUSTIN! 524 00:20:57,927 --> 00:21:00,657 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD A SUPERMODEL GIRLFRIEND? 525 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,330 TIME'S UP. LET'S JUMP! 526 00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:04,493 Both: WHOA! 527 00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:09,297 Austin: WOO-HOO-HOO! 528 00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:11,469 THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER. 529 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,271 COOL WITH A K! 530 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,782 AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND. 531 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,645 AUSTIN MOON MY BOYFRIEND. 532 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,809 TRISH, TAKE MY HAND. 533 00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:23,281 WE'LL JUMP TOGETHER. 534 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,592 EH. THAT'S OKAY. 535 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,585 AAH! 536 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,459 Trish: I'M GONNA PUKE! 537 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,562 I CAN'T DO IT! 538 00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:35,903 I'M GONNA CALL MY MOM TO COME PICK ME UP! 539 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,427 I GOT IT! 540 00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:41,900 I'LL NEVER FIND MY PHONE. 541 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,973 COULD SOMEBODY CALL IT? 542 00:21:46,476 --> 00:21:48,606 FORGET IT, IT'S ON VIBRATE. 543 00:21:54,844 --> 00:21:56,994 IT'S THE SAME PRICE AS A NORMAL SLICE OF PIZZA. 544 00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:58,316 BUT IT'S SO WEIRD. 545 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,617 GUESS WHO'S ON THE COVER OF "CHEETAH BEAT"? 546 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,449 OH, AWESOME! 547 00:22:03,453 --> 00:22:04,923 ALLY EVEN MADE IT IN THE BACKGROUND. 548 00:22:06,396 --> 00:22:07,856 WELL, IT'S NOT MY BEST PHOTO, 549 00:22:07,857 --> 00:22:10,557 BUT HEY, I MADE THE COVER OF "CHEETAH BEAT"! 550 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,930 YEAH. 551 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,931 I'M JUST GLAD ALL THAT LYING IS DONE. 552 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,613 I NEVER WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN. 553 00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:17,035 AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE MEGAN AGAIN. 554 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,536 IF I HAVE TO SPEND ONE MORE MINUTE WITH THAT-- 555 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,408 HELLO, ANGEL. 556 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,871 HI, BFFs. 557 00:22:22,872 --> 00:22:24,542 I HAD SO MUCH FUN, 558 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,654 I DECIDED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND TOO. 559 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,016 All: WHAT? 560 00:22:28,017 --> 00:22:31,017 SO, WHO'S READY TO HANG? 561 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,680 UH, CAN'T TODAY. 562 00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:33,782 ASTRONAUT TRAINING. 563 00:22:33,783 --> 00:22:36,463 ME EITHER. FLYING TO ITALY FOR PIZZA. 564 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,086 OH, I HAVE TO GO FEED MY... 565 00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,087 MERMAID. 566 00:22:39,088 --> 00:22:40,888 I HONESTLY... 567 00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,730 HAVE NO PLANS. 568 00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:43,892 WE GET TO HANG? 569 00:22:43,893 --> 00:22:46,673 I AM ♪ FREAKING! ♪ 570 00:22:47,897 --> 00:22:49,667 ME TOO. 38461

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