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GIMME THAT. 5 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,458 YEAH, THEY GIVE US ALL THE REJECTS. 6 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,490 - THAT ONE I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR. - ( groans ) 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,800 THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BREAKING THE RULES. 8 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,799 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE SUNDAY? 9 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,471 OH, I'D LOVE TO GO TO THE MOVIES. 10 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,601 OH, UM, GREAT. 11 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,506 BECAUSE YOU'RE EXACTLY THE PERSON I WAS ASKING. 12 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:42,439 - IT'S A DATE! - CAN'T WAIT, LADY-I'VE-NEVER-MET. 13 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:46,081 - OH, WHERE'D YOU GO? - I WAS ON THE PHONE. 14 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:49,624 THAT WAS WORK. APPARENTLY "BEING THERE" IS PART OF THE JOB. 15 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:53,490 GOTTA GO. HEY, MR. DAWSON. 16 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,421 GUESS WHO FOUND 37 MORE CENTS. 17 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,557 DAD, STOP TAKING MONEY OUT OF THE MALL FOUNTAIN. THOSE ARE PEOPLE'S WISHES. 18 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:02,863 MY WISH CAME TRUE. I HAVE 37 MORE CENTS. 19 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,826 WELL, SPEAKING OF WISHES: DAD, IS THERE ANY WAY 20 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,436 I COULD PUT A PIANO UPSTAIRS IN MY PRACTICE ROOM? 21 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:10,669 THE ONE I'M USING IS OLDER THAN THE LADY I'M DATING SUNDAY. 22 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:13,840 LONG STORY. 23 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:17,654 HONEY, I KNOW YOU LOVE MUSIC, 24 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:21,118 BUT THE ODDS OF MAKING IT IN THE MUSIC BIZ ARE LIKE A BAZILLION TO ONE. 25 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,679 C'MERE. 26 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,688 Both: BOOM! 27 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:31,689 - AND ACTION! - ( drums playing ) 28 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,904 ( whistles ) 29 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,601 DID YOU NOT SEE THE "PLEASE DO NOT PLAY THE DRUMS" SIGN? 30 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,174 IT'S OKAY. I'M AN AWESOME DRUMMER. 31 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:47,542 WHAT YOU JUST SAID HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I JUST SAID. 32 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,475 - ARE THOSE CORN DOGS? - MM-HMM. 33 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,410 ( moans ) 34 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,484 EW. DO YOU KNOW HOW DIRTY THESE DRUMS ARE 35 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:56,484 AND HOW UNHEALTHY CORN DOGS ARE AND THERE'S NO FOOD ALLOWED IN HERE? 36 00:01:56,517 --> 00:02:00,487 I'LL HANDLE THIS, AUSTIN. MA'AM, WE ARE MAKING A MUSIC VIDEO. 37 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:03,161 I AM THE DIRECTOR, ALTHOUGH I PREFER THE TERM FILMMAKER. 38 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:06,491 - ( crashes ) - AND CUT! 39 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:09,557 WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF INSTRUMENTS. I CAN PLAY ANYTHING-- 40 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,597 PIANO, DRUMS, GUITAR, HARP. 41 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,742 I CAN EVEN PLAY A TRUMPET THROUGH ANOTHER TRUMPET. 42 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,640 ( playing "William Tell Overture" ) 43 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:30,617 OKAY OKAY, WELL, I CAN PLAY A HARMONICA THROUGH A SOUSAPHONE. 44 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,615 ( horn plays ) 45 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,764 - ( choking ) - PREPARE TO BE HEIMLICHED! 46 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,962 ( harmonica playing ) 47 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,964 HERE'S THE THING ABOUT THE INSTRUMENTS-- 48 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,696 - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. - WHAT IF 49 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,703 I PAY YOU BACK WHEN I GET RICH AND FAMOUS? 50 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:50,695 GREAT! JUST HAVE YOUR BUTLER FLY OVER ON YOUR PRIVATE JET 51 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,538 - AND DROP OFF A SACK OF SHINY GOLD COINS. - REALLY? 52 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,644 - NO. - ( woman coughs ) 53 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,581 GOT IT! WHOO! 54 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,582 ( theme music playing ) 55 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,693 * WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE * 56 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,221 * I BRING ON THE THUNDER 57 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,717 * 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK 58 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,558 * AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER 59 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:13,733 * YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD * 60 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:15,601 * YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD * 61 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,629 * AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD * 62 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,636 * WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK * 63 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:22,969 * WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" * 64 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,643 * AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' 65 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:29,683 * OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 66 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,710 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA * 67 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:35,776 * IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO * 68 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,786 * WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW * 69 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,789 * I OWN THIS DREAM 70 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,792 * 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME 71 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,995 * THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 72 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:51,628 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. * 73 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:00,411 - ( piano playing ) - * YOU DON'T KNOW KNOW KNOW 74 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,341 * MY NAME NAME NAME 75 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,276 * I'M GONNA MAKE MAKE 76 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:07,323 * MAKE YOU DO A DOUBLE TAKE-- * 77 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,678 ( screams ) 78 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,017 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE? 79 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,821 I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET A DISCOUNT ON THIS HARMONICA. 80 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,694 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT'S BEEN IN THE OLD LADY. 81 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:19,294 UH, THIS IS MY PRIVATE PRACTICE ROOM. 82 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,727 DID YOU NOT SEE THE "KEEP OUT" SIGN? 83 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,702 HEY, I LIKED THAT SONG, BUT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT REALLY CATCHY, 84 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:25,702 YOU'VE GOT TO SPEED IT UP. 85 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:28,843 * YOU DON'T KNOW KNOW KNOW MY NAME NAME NAME * 86 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:33,709 * I'M GONNA MAKE MAKE MAKE HIM DO A DOUBLE TAKE-- * 87 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,781 ( plays tune ) 88 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,375 COOL, THERE'S STILL SOME OLD LADY SPIT IN HERE. 89 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,724 EW. 90 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:47,863 GOODBYE. AND IN THE FUTURE 91 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,888 - PLEASE OBEY SIGNS. - ( harmonica wails ) 92 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,843 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT THE MAGIC STORE! 93 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,311 ( screams ) 94 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,075 WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB AT CUPCAKE CITY? 95 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,750 APPARENTLY BEING A HORRIBLE EMPLOYEE IS GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION. 96 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:16,351 ISN'T THAT SHOCKING? 97 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,824 ( zaps ) 98 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,322 MAGIC SHOCK FINGER. 99 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:25,759 OOH, I'D BETTER GO. I STARTED MY FIVE-MINUTE BREAK TWO HOURS AGO. 100 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:29,103 * THEY WANT TO KNOW KNOW KNOW YOUR NAME NAME NAME... * 101 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,829 - WAIT HEY! - * THEY WANT THE GIRL GIRL GIRL * 102 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,895 * WITH THE GAME GAME GAME. 103 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,904 WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT SONG? 104 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,406 - IT'S ALL OVER THE INTERNET. - THE INTERNET? 105 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:41,779 UH, THAT PLACE PEOPLE GO ON THEIR COMPUTER 106 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,909 - TO LOOK AT STUFF AND SHOP. - OKAY, I KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS. 107 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:47,775 YOU SERIOUSLY HAVEN'T SEEN THIS VIDEO? 108 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,115 HERE, LOOK. 109 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:54,390 * Flip a switch, turn on the lightning * 110 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,792 * GET IT RIGHT, SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE * 111 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:01,895 * FREE IT UP, NO MATTER HOW YOU DRESS THAT SONG * 112 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:05,169 * GIRL, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A NUMBER ONE * 113 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,938 * GO WITH IT, YOU'VE GOT HIM WHERE YOU WANT HIM * 114 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:12,409 * DROP THE BEAT, THEY NEED TO HEAR YOUR SOUND * 115 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,840 * PLAY IT UP, IT'S COMING DOWN TO YOU RIGHT NOW * 116 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:22,947 * THEY WANT TO KNOW KNOW KNOW YOUR NAME NAME NAME * 117 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:26,823 * THEY WANT THE GIRL GIRL GIRL WITH GAME GAME GAME * 118 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:30,464 * AND WHEN THEY LOOK LOOK LOOK YOUR WAY WAY WAY * 119 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:34,861 * YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE MAKE MAKE 'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE * 120 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,474 * Make 'em do a double take * 121 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:40,927 * Uh... 122 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:44,168 It all started with a homemade video and a catchy song. 123 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:47,844 Two million hits later, Austin Moon is a genuine 124 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,835 overnight internet sensation. 125 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,447 IT WASN'T EXACTLY OVERNIGHT. IT WAS MORE LIKE OVER... 126 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,450 TWO NIGHTS. 127 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,882 HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH YOUR HIT SONG? 128 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:57,887 IT JUST CAME TO ME. 129 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,188 WHAT UP, DEZ? 130 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:04,490 * You've got to make make make 'em do a double take. * 131 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,855 What up? 132 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:10,004 THAT'S MY SONG! HOW COULD HE JUST STEAL MY SONG LIKE THAT? 133 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,000 - HE MESSED WITH THE WRONG GIRL. - THAT'S RIGHT. 134 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,972 GET ANGRY! ME LIKEY. 135 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,475 THERE. ALLYCAT88 DOESN'T LIKE THIS VIDEO! 136 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,879 TAKE THAT, AUSTIN! WHOO! 137 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,481 - YEAH! - CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU TYPE A FROWNY FACE 138 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:28,484 AND REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS. 139 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:31,886 COME ON, WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND. 140 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,889 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. - YEAH! 141 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,021 ( zaps ) 142 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,256 SORRY. MAGIC SHOCK FINGER. 143 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,891 - I JUST NEED TO FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES. - UH, THE INTERNET? 144 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,458 - YOU KNOW, THAT PLACE WHERE-- - I KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS. 145 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,897 ( panting ) 146 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,996 FASTER FASTER, SLOWER... 147 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,508 - FASTER FASTER! - ( pounds on door ) 148 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:58,583 HEY! IT'S ALLY FROM THE MUSIC STORE. 149 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,280 HI, I'M TRISH. BIG FAN. 150 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,045 SORRY. 151 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:08,524 LOOK, I'M HERE TO-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 152 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,516 I'M MAKING MY OWN COLOGNE. IT'S CALLED "AUSTIN." 153 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:12,488 AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN. 154 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,101 THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS MY SWEAT. 155 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,071 WANNA TRY SOME? 156 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,969 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 157 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:27,012 SINCE AUSTIN'S FAMOUS, 158 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,280 WE FIGURE PEOPLE ARE GONNA WANT SOME AUSTIN MERCHANDISE. 159 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,039 HERE'S SOME STUFF WE'VE COME UP WITH. 160 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,948 - AUSTIN... - LUNCHBOX. 161 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,981 - AUSTIN... - PILLOW. 162 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,954 - AUSTIN... - PEANUT BUTTER. 163 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,016 - CHUNKY... - OR SMOOTH. 164 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,564 Both: MMM. 165 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,961 AN AUSTIN ACTION FIGURE. 166 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:48,103 I'm awesome. I like pancakes. 167 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:52,098 ( laughs ) IT'S TRUE-- I DO LIKE PANCAKES. 168 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,002 Both: * WHAT UP? 169 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,074 AND MY PERSONAL FAVE, 170 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,644 THE AUSTIN FOAM SPITTER. 171 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,084 WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED A FOAM SPIT-- 172 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,611 ( gasps ) 173 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,151 - HI. - ( zaps ) 174 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,991 ( shrieks ) WOW! 175 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,020 A MAGIC SHOCK FINGER. ME LIKEY. 176 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,358 LOOK, I'M NOT HERE TO SEE YOUR JUNKY AUSTIN JUNK. 177 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,603 YOU STOLE MY SONG. YOU HEARD ME PLAYING IT AT THE MUSIC STORE. 178 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,601 THAT'S WHERE THE SONG CAME FROM? 179 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,643 I THOUGHT I MADE IT UP. 180 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,138 OH, I GUESS THAT MAKES MORE SENSE 181 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,609 SINCE I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY WRITTEN A SONG BEFORE. 182 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,140 I'VE TRIED, BUT THEY'RE ALL TERRIBLE. 183 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:38,645 I WROTE THAT SONG AND YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY THE TRUTH. 184 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,149 I CAN'T! 185 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,620 DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING THAT WOULD BE FOR ME? 186 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:46,150 CONSIDER MY FEELINGS. ARE YOU REALLY THAT SELFISH? 187 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,158 SO BASED ON THAT RIDICULOUS RESPONSE, 188 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,630 I'M GUESSING YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING? 189 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,160 ( sighs ) NO NO, I WANT TO MAKE THIS RIGHT. 190 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,665 HOW ABOUT 191 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,028 A LIFE-SIZE CHOCOLATE AUSTIN?! 192 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,167 * WHAT UP? 193 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,142 IS THAT MILK CHOCOLATE OR DARK CHOCOLATE? 194 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,114 Ally: TRISH! 195 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,150 Announcer: Tonight on "The Helen Show," 196 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:15,179 overnight internet sensation Austin Moon, live! 197 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,415 That's right! Live live live! 198 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,420 I AM SO SICK OF THAT GUY. 199 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,193 I'm so talented! 200 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:27,433 - HOW CAN HE STEAL MY SONG LIKE THAT? - I'm an overnight sensation. 201 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,200 - STOP PULLING THAT STRING. - I'm unstoppable. 202 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,200 Ha ha ha-- ugh. 203 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,442 HEY, HE'S GONNA BE ON "THE HELEN SHOW" TONIGHT, RIGHT? 204 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,438 I SAY WE CRASH HIS INTERVIEW AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THE TRUTH. 205 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,071 ON LIVE TELEVISION? IN FRONT OF PEOPLE? 206 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,278 I CAN'T DO THAT. 207 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:46,109 YOU HAVE TO! THAT GUY'S A LOWLIFE SONG-STEALING THIEF. 208 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,716 ( ringtone plays ) * They want to know know know-- * 209 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,150 IT'S A CATCHY SONG. 210 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,415 THAT'S IT! DAD, I'M TAKING MY BREAK. 211 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,425 I'VE GOT TO GO INTERRUPT A LIVE TELEVISION BROADCAST. 212 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,258 OKAY, HAVE FUN! 213 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,204 C'MON, TRISH. 214 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,730 WE'RE GONNA BE THE SURPRISE GUESTS ON TODAY'S "HELEN SHOW." 215 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,096 ( ringtone plays ) * They want to know know know-- * 216 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,265 - DO YOU WANT TO GET THAT? - NO, IT'S JUST WORK. 217 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,135 OOP! 218 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,245 OKAY, THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN US 219 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,748 AND TELLING THE WORLD THE TRUTH ABOUT AUSTIN IS THAT GUARD. 220 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,152 THE TRICK IS TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. 221 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,224 YOU GOTTA EXUDE CONFIDENCE. 222 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,194 CAN I HELP YOU LADIES? 223 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,262 ( shouts ) NO! 224 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,490 YES, WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE KITCHEN. 225 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,725 OR BATHROOM! WE'RE FRIENDS WITH BERNIE. 226 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,702 OR LULU? 227 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,726 WE'RE GOING TO "THE HELEN SHOW." 228 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,268 WE'RE MUSICIANS IN AUSTIN MOON'S BAND. 229 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:47,143 LOOK, YOU AUSTIES HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SNEAK THROUGH HERE ALL DAY. 230 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,714 HE'S DREAMY. THAT SONG'S CATCHY. I GET IT. 231 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,481 SORRY, LADIES. IF YOUR NAME'S NOT ON MY LIST, 232 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,783 YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN. 233 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,175 DID WE SAY MUSICIANS? 234 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,747 NO, SEE, I MEANT 235 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,187 MAGICIANS! 236 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,763 BAD LIARS... PRETTY GOOD MAGICIANS. 237 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,228 Hey, welcome back. 238 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,236 Our next guest is overnight internet sensation 239 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,209 Austin Moon! 240 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,541 - IT'S GO TIME. - I CAN'T DO THIS. 241 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,776 THERE'S A STAGE OUT THERE. YOU KNOW I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT. 242 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,823 I KNOW IT'S SCARY, BUT YOU CAN DO IT. 243 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:31,178 I'M HERE FOR YOU. YOU JUST TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. 244 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,548 - THANKS, TRISH. I REALLY APPRECIATE-- - TIME'S UP. 245 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,786 HOLD EVERYTHING! WE'RE HERE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 246 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,534 THAT GUY IS A WEASEL! 247 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,558 AND NOT LIKE A CUTE WEASEL YOU'D WANT AS A PET. 248 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,803 MORE OF A LYING EVIL WEASEL WHO STEALS MUSIC! 249 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,270 HE'S NEVER EVEN WRITTEN A SONG. BECAUSE HE CAN'T! 250 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,328 AND... 251 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,567 THIS ISN'T "THE HELEN SHOW." 252 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,242 THIS JUST IN. 253 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,841 "THE HELEN SHOW" TAPES NEXT DOOR. 254 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,350 * KNOW KNOW KNOW YOUR NAME NAME NAME * 255 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:04,320 * THEY WANT THE GIRL GIRL GIRL WITH GAME GAME GAME * 256 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:08,221 * WHEN THEY LOOK LOOK LOOK YOUR WAY WAY WAY * 257 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:12,285 * YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE MAKE 'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE. * 258 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,863 ( cheering ) 259 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,336 SO WE ARE OUT OF TIME. 260 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,612 - OH. - IT'S TOO BAD 261 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,380 'CAUSE WE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOU DO ANOTHER ORIGINAL SONG. 262 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,380 DARN! I'VE WRITTEN SO MANY SONGS. 263 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,283 I WISH YOU HAD MORE TIME. 264 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,885 HOW ABOUT YOU COME BACK TOMORROW? 265 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,848 - ( cheers ) - TOMORROW? 266 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,387 - YEAH. - ANOTHER ORIGINAL SONG? 267 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,291 - UH-HUH. - BY TOMORROW? 268 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,893 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 269 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,285 - UM UM, I... - OH, COME ON. 270 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,627 YOU DON'T WANT TO LET DOWN ALL YOUR FANS. RIGHT, AUSTIES? 271 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,402 - ( cheering ) - YEAH. 272 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,599 UM, OKAY. 273 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,874 - TOMORROW IT IS? - OH, YOU HEARD IT RIGHT HERE, FOLKS! 274 00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,274 AUSTIN WILL BE BACK TOMORROW TO DO A NEW ORIGINAL SONG! 275 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,337 YES! 276 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,051 ( pop music playing ) 277 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,631 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT THE PET STORE! 278 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,931 ROOF ROOF MEOW! 279 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,895 YOU DIDN'T EVEN WORK AT THE MAGIC SHOP TWO DAYS. THAT'S GOTTA BE A NEW RECORD. 280 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,936 I PLAN ON BEING BETTER AT THIS JOB-- AFTER THIS. 281 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,413 HAS ANYONE SEEN A GIANT SNAKE ABOUT YEA BIG? 282 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,643 OH, HE'S PROBABLY NOT POISONOUS, 283 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,907 BUT THERE'S A REALLY GOOD CHANCE THAT HE'S TOTALLY POISONOUS. 284 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,450 - ALLY, I NEED YOUR HELP. - SPEAKING OF GIANT SNAKES. 285 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,655 - I NEED A NEW SONG BY TOMORROW. - HA! WHY DON'T YOU JUST WRITE A SONG? 286 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,018 YOU KNOW I CAN'T. I'VE TRIED. 287 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,417 LISTEN. 288 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,388 * I NEED A SONG, IT CAN'T BE TOO LONG * 289 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,027 * SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG * 290 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,474 * SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG. * 291 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,473 I WROTE THAT LAST PART. 292 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,713 OKAY, UH, HOW ABOUT THIS? 293 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,038 * I'M NOT HELPING YOU WITH YOUR SONG * 294 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,675 * GET OUT OF MY STORE. 295 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,010 - THAT DOESN'T RHYME. - * THERE'S THE DOOR. 296 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,954 THAT'S BETTER. 297 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,953 I KNOW YOU'RE MAD. 298 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,485 I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL YOUR SONG. 299 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,689 THEN I ACTED LIKE A WEASEL. 300 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,491 NOT A CUTE CUDDLY WEASEL, 301 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,433 BUT A JERKY NO-CREDIT-GIVING WEASEL. 302 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,459 I'M SORRY. 303 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,499 WHO AM I KIDDING? MY DAD ALWAYS SAID MUSIC WAS A WASTE OF TIME. 304 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,705 HE SAID I HAD A BAZILLION TO ONE CHANCE OF MAKING IT. 305 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:43,078 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY DAD SAID TO ME. 306 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:47,150 DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAD SAID TO ME? "DEZ, STOP TEXTING THE DOG!" 307 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,993 I GUESS MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME ARE OVER. 308 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,960 I JUST WANTED TO PROVE MY DAD WRONG. 309 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,555 AUSTIN, WAIT! 310 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,725 I'LL HELP YOU WRITE ONE MORE SONG. 311 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,073 - YOU WILL? YES! - WHOO! 312 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,469 - Austin: THANK YOU, THANK YOU! - BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME! 313 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,772 ANYTHING. NAME IT. 314 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,513 UH UH, I WANT A-- A-- 315 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,581 I-- I WANT A-- A HAM! 316 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,780 - DID YOU JUST SAY A HAM? - APPARENTLY I DID. 317 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,086 HERE, YOU CAN GIVE HER MY HAM IF YOU WANT. 318 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,027 OKAY, WE HAVE 18 HOURS 319 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,803 TO WRITE THE GREATEST SONG EVER. GO! 320 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,170 OH, UM, IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 321 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,040 - I'LL GET YOU STARTED. - ( strikes key ) 322 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,610 THERE. THAT'S THE FIRST NOTE. THAT HELPS, RIGHT? 323 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:50,544 GEE, ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE NEVER WRITTEN A SONG BEFORE? 324 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,177 WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY DO? 325 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,052 WELL, THERE ISN'T A "NORMALLY." 326 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,551 SOMETIMES I GET A TUNE IN MY HEAD. 327 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,092 SOMETIMES I THINK OF A LYRIC AND WRITE IT DOWN. 328 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,188 ( emphatically ) NEVER TOUCH MY BOOK. 329 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,095 - WHAT DO YOU GOT? - OKAY, UM-- 330 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,128 "THE TEARS OF YOUR HEART CRY--" 331 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,133 - TOO DEPRESSING. - OKAY. 332 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,825 - "THE MIDNIGHT SADNESS--" - THAT'S EVEN MORE TOO DEPRESSING. 333 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,067 THIS SONG SHOULD BE FUN, LIKE A SPLASH OF SUNSHINE. 334 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,105 YOU'RE LIKE A DRIZZLE OF DARKNESS. 335 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,114 WE NEED TO GET YOU TO RELAX. 336 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,213 YOU KNOW, GET YOUR CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING. 337 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,145 - SHUT YOUR EYES. - I'M NOT GOING TO SHUT-- 338 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,120 - JUST SHUT YOUR EYES. - OKAY, I WILL. 339 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,249 DON'T TOUCH MY BOOK. 340 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,615 OKAY. IMAGINE YOU COME HOME 341 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,094 AND YOUR LIVING ROOM IS JUST FULL OF CHEERLEADERS. 342 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:40,634 UH, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY IDEA OF FUN. 343 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,860 OKAY, PRETEND YOU'RE ON STAGE PERFORMING-- 344 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,626 OH, NO WAY. I HAVE HORRIBLE STAGE FRIGHT. 345 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,225 THEN IMAGINE YOU'RE ON THE BEACH. 346 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,637 UGH. SAND'S GETTING EVERYWHERE. 347 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,109 EW, IS THAT GUY REALLY WEARING A THONG? 348 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,639 OKAY, FORGET THE BEACH! 349 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,583 WHAT DO YOU LIKE? 350 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:59,648 - I LIKE PICKLES. - GREAT. PRETEND YOU'RE EATING A PICKLE. 351 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,579 - THERE'S NO EATING IN THE STORE. - ALL RIGHT! 352 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,715 WHY DON'T WE TRY THIS: 353 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,850 I'LL CLOSE MY EYES AND YOU TELL ME TO IMAGINE STUFF. 354 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,657 ( sighs ) OKAY, 355 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,159 IMAGINE I'M GIVING UP. I QUIT. 356 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,262 GOT IT. ARE THERE CHEERLEADERS THERE? 357 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,626 AUSTIN, WHAT I'M SAYING IS 358 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,165 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE SONGWRITING THING. 359 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,241 WHOA WHOA. NOT SO FAST. 360 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:28,144 - OKAY, ALMOST THERE. - UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 361 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:31,205 - FUNNING YOU UP. - ( dance music playing ) 362 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,247 OH YEAH! 363 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,883 NO, I DON'T-- 364 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,117 WE'RE GONNA DANCE! 365 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:44,188 NO THANKS-- THANKS. THIS IS SILLY. 366 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,234 ( whistle toots ) 367 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,302 SEE? IT'S FUN. 368 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,201 - ALLY, SO, LIKE, YOU CAN DO IT. - COME ON, LET'S GROOVE. 369 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,204 - C'MON, LET'S GO. - OKAY. WHOO WHOO! 370 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,236 - THERE, I'M DANCING. - ARE YOU SURE? 371 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,741 - THAT WAS LIKE THE WORST DANCING I'VE EVER SEEN. - THAT IS PATHETIC. 372 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,213 OKAY, FINE. WHOO! 373 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,722 - ( cheering ) - WHAT UP? 374 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,987 I-I-- I THINK IT WORKED. 375 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,992 I FEEL FUN. I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO ANYTHING. 376 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,755 WATCH, I'M GONNA DO A CARTWHEEL. ( gasps ) 377 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,995 I CAN'T DO A CARTWHEEL. 378 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,370 WELL, DON'T WASTE THE CREATIVITY. COME ON. 379 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,740 LET'S WRITE A SONG. 380 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,213 ( piano music playing ) 381 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,738 * WHOA-AA 382 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,275 * YEAH-HHH 383 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:18,788 * STOP HIDING OUT IN THE SHADOWS * 384 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,818 * SCARED TO SHOW THE WORLD YOU EXIST * 385 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:27,030 * DON'T LOCK YOURSELF IN THE DARKNESS * 386 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,799 * THE WORLD IS SO MUCH BRIGHTER THAN THIS * 387 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,003 * YEAH, IF YOU NEVER TAKE A SHOT * 388 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,402 * YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN 389 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,774 * SO TURN IT ALL AROUND 390 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,744 * AND BREAK DOWN THE WALLS * 391 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,043 * WHOA-AAA 392 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,314 * COME ON AND GIVE IT EVERYTHING * 393 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,814 * YOU CAN TAKE A CHANCE, MAKE A STAND * 394 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,416 * AND BREAK BREAK BREAK DOWN THE WALLS * 395 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,819 * WHOA-AAA 396 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,821 * BREAK DOWN THE WALLS 397 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,823 * WHOA 398 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,755 * BREAK DOWN THE WALLS 399 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,760 * WHOA 400 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,402 * COME ON AND TAKE A CHANCE, MAKE A STAND * 401 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,059 * AND BREAK BREAK BREAK DOWN THE WALLS * 402 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,297 Both: * BREAK DOWN THE WALL. 403 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,338 - IT ONLY TOOK ALL NIGHT, BUT WE DID IT! - WHOO! 404 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:15,041 - THIS SONG IS AWESOME! - OKAY WELL, YOU'D BETTER HURRY. 405 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,084 YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HOUR TO GET TO "THE HELEN SHOW." 406 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,409 YOU MEAN WE'D BETTER HURRY. 407 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,376 I WANT YOU TO BE THERE WITH ME. 408 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,354 REALLY? YOU MEAN IT? 409 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,353 I WOULDN'T BE GOING ON "THE HELEN SHOW" AT ALL IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU. 410 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,317 - THANK YOU. - OH. 411 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,456 OH, UH-- 412 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,830 - COME ON, LET'S GO. - OKAY. 413 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,789 - WE DID IT! - WE FINISHED IT. 414 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,327 WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT. HERE, WE GOT YOU THIS. 415 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,434 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT THE MUG STORE. 416 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,373 "CONGRATS, WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT." AW, THANKS. 417 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,073 WE ALSO GOT YOU THIS ONE. 418 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:48,444 "SORRY YOU FAILED. YOU DID YOUR BEST"? 419 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,335 WELL, WE GOT YOU TWO MUGS JUST IN CASE. 420 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:54,348 DEZ WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOU THAT ONE. 421 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,881 - COME ON, WE'VE GOTTA GO. - I'M GOING TO "THE HELEN"-- 422 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:57,916 LET'S GO! 423 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,886 UP NEXT, AUSTIN MOON'S BRAND-NEW SONG. 424 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,822 ( cheering ) 425 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,457 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO HEAR MY SONG. 426 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:11,104 IT WAS SO WORTH QUITTING MY JOB AT THE MUG STORE TO COME HERE. 427 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,870 ALLY, THE PIANO PLAYER'S SICK. YOU HAVE TO PLAY PIANO FOR ME. 428 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,501 UH UH, I CAN'T. I CAN'T GO OUT THERE. 429 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,366 YOU KNOW I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT. 430 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:20,105 WHAT IF THEY TURN OFF ALL THE CAMERAS 431 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,909 AND EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GOES LIKE THIS? 432 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,911 NO! NO WAY. I CAN'T DO THIS. 433 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,383 NO, IT'S REALLY EASY. JUST GO LEFT AND THEN RIGHT. 434 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,523 LEFT AND RIGHT. THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. 435 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,878 LOOK, IT'S LIKE YOU SAY IN THE SONG: 436 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,417 TAKE A CHANCE, BREAK DOWN THE WALL. 437 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,424 - I'M SORRY. - WAIT! 438 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,425 I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION. 439 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,430 Stage manager: OKAY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK IN 30 SECONDS. 440 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,527 SEE, ALLY, NOBODY CAN SEE YOU. 441 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,396 IT'S JUST LIKE YOU'RE NOT ON STAGE. 442 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:50,935 I'M TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO FREAK OUT HERE. 443 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,910 YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT. TRUST ME. 444 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,511 HEY, WELCOME BACK. 445 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,483 AND HERE TO SING HIS BRAND-NEW ORIGINAL SONG IS 446 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:03,152 - AUSTIN MOON. - ( cheering ) 447 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,552 ( piano music playing ) 448 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,545 THANK YOU. THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN 449 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,387 BY AN INCREDIBLE SONGWRITER, ALLY DAWSON. 450 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,158 SHE KIND OF WROTE MY FIRST SONG TOO. 451 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,962 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE SHE IS. 452 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,569 ( discordant notes ) 453 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,440 SEE, YOU'RE FACING YOUR FEAR. THAT WAS MY PLAN. 454 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,540 YOU'RE WELCOME. 455 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,012 ( clatters ) 456 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:55,997 ( glass breaks ) 457 00:23:57,504 --> 00:24:00,444 L-LET'S HEAR IT FOR ALLY, EVERYBODY. 458 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,789 HOW WAS YOUR DATE WITH THAT OLD LADY? 459 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,026 SHE SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE. 460 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,830 I HAD TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING TO HER ON THE BUS RIDE HOME. 461 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,044 ( gasps ) MY PRACTICE ROOM? 462 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,039 WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF? 463 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,911 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 464 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:37,040 PICKLES! BUT LOOK AT THAT PIANO. 465 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:40,976 I USED THE MONEY I GOT FROM BEING ON "THE HELEN SHOW" TO PAY FOR ALL THIS. 466 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,053 I-- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 467 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:46,022 - THANK YOU. - I FIGURED WE'D BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN HERE, 468 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,792 SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE IT AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE. 469 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,921 UH-- WE? 470 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,786 I WANT YOU TO BE MY PARTNER. 471 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,825 SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU? 472 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,833 YOU'RE A SONGWRITER WITH STAGE FRIGHT; 473 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,865 I'M A SINGER WHO LOVES BEING ON STAGE. 474 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,970 WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 475 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,072 WE'RE PARTNERS. 476 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,978 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AS AUSTIN'S MANAGER. 477 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,994 SHE HAS SO MUCH JOB EXPERIENCE, HER RESUME WAS LIKE EIGHT PAGES. 478 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,952 OH, I PROMISED HIS FANS 479 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,088 WE'D HAVE NEW SONGS UP ON THE WEBSITE EVERY FRIDAY. 480 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:26,933 OH, I DON'T WORK FRIDAYS OR OTHER WEEKDAYS. 481 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,099 WE HAVE TO WRITE A NEW SONG EVERY WEEK? 482 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,958 TRISH, FOR THE FIRST VIDEO, 483 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,967 I NEED 10,000 MONKEYS AND A BIG WEDDING CAKE. 484 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,899 YOU CAN HAVE A TURTLE AND A DONUT. 485 00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:38,002 I ALREADY HAVE THAT. 486 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:41,867 - ( phone chimes ) - AW, MAN! MY VIDEO JUST GOT BUMPED TO NUMBER TWO. 487 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:45,008 - WHAT'S NUMBER ONE? - YOU ON "THE HELEN SHOW." 488 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:48,854 HEY LOOK, THEY'RE EVEN SHOWING THE PART WHERE YOU THREW UP ON HELEN. 489 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,051 YOU'RE FAMOUS-- THANKS TO ME. 490 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,085 THANKS TO YOU. WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 491 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,891 HERE YOU GO. 492 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:02,029 OH, ME TOO, ME TOO! 37218

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