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( pop music playing )
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HEY, ALLY, GUESS WHO GOT
A JOB AT CUPCAKE CITY.
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THANKS, TRISH, BUT THERE'S
NO EATING IN THE STORE.
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BUT I DO LIKE CUPCAKES.
GIMME THAT.
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YEAH, THEY GIVE US
ALL THE REJECTS.
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- THAT ONE I DROPPED
ON THE FLOOR.
- ( groans )
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THAT'S WHAT I GET
FOR BREAKING THE RULES.
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HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO A MOVIE SUNDAY?
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OH, I'D LOVE TO GO
TO THE MOVIES.
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OH, UM, GREAT.
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BECAUSE YOU'RE EXACTLY
THE PERSON I WAS ASKING.
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- IT'S A DATE!
- CAN'T WAIT,
LADY-I'VE-NEVER-MET.
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- OH, WHERE'D YOU GO?
- I WAS ON THE PHONE.
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THAT WAS WORK.
APPARENTLY "BEING THERE"
IS PART OF THE JOB.
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GOTTA GO.
HEY, MR. DAWSON.
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GUESS WHO FOUND
37 MORE CENTS.
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DAD, STOP TAKING MONEY
OUT OF THE MALL FOUNTAIN.
THOSE ARE PEOPLE'S WISHES.
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MY WISH CAME TRUE.
I HAVE 37 MORE CENTS.
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WELL, SPEAKING OF WISHES:
DAD, IS THERE ANY WAY
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I COULD PUT A PIANO
UPSTAIRS IN MY PRACTICE ROOM?
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THE ONE I'M USING
IS OLDER THAN THE LADY
I'M DATING SUNDAY.
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LONG STORY.
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HONEY, I KNOW
YOU LOVE MUSIC,
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BUT THE ODDS OF MAKING IT
IN THE MUSIC BIZ ARE LIKE
A BAZILLION TO ONE.
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C'MERE.
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Both: BOOM!
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- AND ACTION!
- ( drums playing )
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( whistles )
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DID YOU NOT SEE
THE "PLEASE DO NOT
PLAY THE DRUMS" SIGN?
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IT'S OKAY.
I'M AN AWESOME DRUMMER.
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WHAT YOU JUST SAID
HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH WHAT I JUST SAID.
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- ARE THOSE CORN DOGS?
- MM-HMM.
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( moans )
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EW. DO YOU KNOW
HOW DIRTY THESE DRUMS ARE
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AND HOW UNHEALTHY
CORN DOGS ARE AND THERE'S
NO FOOD ALLOWED IN HERE?
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I'LL HANDLE THIS, AUSTIN.
MA'AM, WE ARE MAKING
A MUSIC VIDEO.
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I AM THE DIRECTOR,
ALTHOUGH I PREFER
THE TERM FILMMAKER.
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- ( crashes )
- AND CUT!
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WE'RE GONNA NEED
A LOT OF INSTRUMENTS.
I CAN PLAY ANYTHING--
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PIANO, DRUMS,
GUITAR, HARP.
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I CAN EVEN PLAY A TRUMPET
THROUGH ANOTHER TRUMPET.
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( playing
"William Tell Overture" )
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OKAY OKAY, WELL,
I CAN PLAY A HARMONICA
THROUGH A SOUSAPHONE.
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( horn plays )
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- ( choking )
- PREPARE TO BE HEIMLICHED!
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( harmonica playing )
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HERE'S THE THING
ABOUT THE INSTRUMENTS--
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- YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
- WHAT IF
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I PAY YOU BACK WHEN
I GET RICH AND FAMOUS?
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GREAT! JUST HAVE
YOUR BUTLER FLY OVER
ON YOUR PRIVATE JET
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- AND DROP OFF A SACK
OF SHINY GOLD COINS.
- REALLY?
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- NO.
- ( woman coughs )
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GOT IT!
WHOO!
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( theme music playing )
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* WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE *
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* I BRING ON THE THUNDER
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* 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK
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* AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER
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* YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD *
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* YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD *
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* AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD *
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* WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK *
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* WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" *
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* AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN'
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* OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA *
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* IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO *
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* WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW *
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* I OWN THIS DREAM
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* 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME
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* THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. *
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- ( piano playing )
- * YOU DON'T KNOW KNOW KNOW
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* MY NAME NAME NAME
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* I'M GONNA MAKE MAKE
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* MAKE YOU DO
A DOUBLE TAKE-- *
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( screams )
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
STANDING THERE?
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I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD GET A DISCOUNT
ON THIS HARMONICA.
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YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT'S
BEEN IN THE OLD LADY.
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UH, THIS IS
MY PRIVATE PRACTICE ROOM.
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DID YOU NOT SEE
THE "KEEP OUT" SIGN?
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HEY, I LIKED THAT SONG,
BUT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT
REALLY CATCHY,
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YOU'VE GOT
TO SPEED IT UP.
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* YOU DON'T KNOW KNOW KNOW
MY NAME NAME NAME *
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* I'M GONNA MAKE MAKE
MAKE HIM DO A DOUBLE TAKE-- *
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( plays tune )
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COOL, THERE'S STILL SOME
OLD LADY SPIT IN HERE.
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EW.
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GOODBYE.
AND IN THE FUTURE
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- PLEASE OBEY SIGNS.
- ( harmonica wails )
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GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AT THE MAGIC STORE!
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( screams )
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB
AT CUPCAKE CITY?
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APPARENTLY BEING A HORRIBLE
EMPLOYEE IS GROUNDS
FOR TERMINATION.
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ISN'T THAT SHOCKING?
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( zaps )
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MAGIC SHOCK FINGER.
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OOH, I'D BETTER GO.
I STARTED MY FIVE-MINUTE
BREAK TWO HOURS AGO.
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* THEY WANT TO KNOW KNOW KNOW
YOUR NAME NAME NAME... *
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- WAIT HEY!
- * THEY WANT
THE GIRL GIRL GIRL *
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* WITH THE GAME GAME GAME.
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WHERE DID YOU
HEAR THAT SONG?
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- IT'S ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
- THE INTERNET?
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UH, THAT PLACE
PEOPLE GO ON THEIR COMPUTER
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- TO LOOK AT STUFF AND SHOP.
- OKAY, I KNOW WHAT
THE INTERNET IS.
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YOU SERIOUSLY
HAVEN'T SEEN THIS VIDEO?
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HERE, LOOK.
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* Flip a switch,
turn on the lightning *
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* GET IT RIGHT,
SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE *
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* FREE IT UP, NO MATTER
HOW YOU DRESS THAT SONG *
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* GIRL, YOU KNOW,
YOU GOT A NUMBER ONE *
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* GO WITH IT, YOU'VE GOT HIM
WHERE YOU WANT HIM *
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* DROP THE BEAT,
THEY NEED TO HEAR YOUR SOUND *
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* PLAY IT UP, IT'S COMING DOWN
TO YOU RIGHT NOW *
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* THEY WANT TO KNOW KNOW KNOW
YOUR NAME NAME NAME *
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* THEY WANT THE GIRL GIRL GIRL
WITH GAME GAME GAME *
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* AND WHEN THEY LOOK LOOK LOOK
YOUR WAY WAY WAY *
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* YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE MAKE MAKE
'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE *
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* Make 'em do
a double take *
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* Uh...
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It all started with a homemade
video and a catchy song.
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Two million hits later,
Austin Moon is a genuine
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overnight internet sensation.
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IT WASN'T EXACTLY OVERNIGHT.
IT WAS MORE LIKE OVER...
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TWO NIGHTS.
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HOW DID YOU COME UP
WITH YOUR HIT SONG?
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IT JUST CAME TO ME.
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WHAT UP, DEZ?
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* You've got to make make make
'em do a double take. *
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What up?
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THAT'S MY SONG!
HOW COULD HE JUST STEAL
MY SONG LIKE THAT?
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- HE MESSED
WITH THE WRONG GIRL.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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GET ANGRY!
ME LIKEY.
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THERE.
ALLYCAT88 DOESN'T
LIKE THIS VIDEO!
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TAKE THAT, AUSTIN!
WHOO!
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- YEAH!
- CALM DOWN BEFORE
YOU TYPE A FROWNY FACE
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AND REALLY HURT
HIS FEELINGS.
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COME ON,
WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM
A PIECE OF YOUR MIND.
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- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
- YEAH!
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( zaps )
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SORRY.
MAGIC SHOCK FINGER.
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- I JUST NEED TO FIND
OUT WHERE HE LIVES.
- UH, THE INTERNET?
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- YOU KNOW, THAT PLACE WHERE--
- I KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS.
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( panting )
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FASTER FASTER,
SLOWER...
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- FASTER FASTER!
- ( pounds on door )
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HEY! IT'S ALLY
FROM THE MUSIC STORE.
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HI, I'M TRISH.
BIG FAN.
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SORRY.
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LOOK, I'M HERE TO--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M MAKING MY OWN COLOGNE.
IT'S CALLED "AUSTIN."
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AUSTIN,
AUSTIN, AUSTIN.
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THE SECRET INGREDIENT
IS MY SWEAT.
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WANNA TRY SOME?
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I DON'T LIKE YOU.
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SINCE AUSTIN'S FAMOUS,
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WE FIGURE PEOPLE
ARE GONNA WANT SOME
AUSTIN MERCHANDISE.
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HERE'S SOME STUFF
WE'VE COME UP WITH.
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- AUSTIN...
- LUNCHBOX.
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- AUSTIN...
- PILLOW.
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- AUSTIN...
- PEANUT BUTTER.
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- CHUNKY...
- OR SMOOTH.
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Both: MMM.
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AN AUSTIN ACTION FIGURE.
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I'm awesome.
I like pancakes.
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( laughs )
IT'S TRUE--
I DO LIKE PANCAKES.
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Both:
* WHAT UP?
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AND MY PERSONAL FAVE,
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THE AUSTIN FOAM SPITTER.
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WHY WOULD ANYONE
NEED A FOAM SPIT--
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( gasps )
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- HI.
- ( zaps )
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( shrieks )
WOW!
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A MAGIC SHOCK FINGER.
ME LIKEY.
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LOOK, I'M NOT HERE TO SEE
YOUR JUNKY AUSTIN JUNK.
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YOU STOLE MY SONG.
YOU HEARD ME PLAYING IT
AT THE MUSIC STORE.
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THAT'S WHERE
THE SONG CAME FROM?
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I THOUGHT I MADE IT UP.
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OH, I GUESS THAT
MAKES MORE SENSE
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SINCE I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
WRITTEN A SONG BEFORE.
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I'VE TRIED,
BUT THEY'RE ALL TERRIBLE.
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I WROTE THAT SONG
AND YOU HAVE TO TELL
EVERYBODY THE TRUTH.
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I CAN'T!
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DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING
THAT WOULD BE FOR ME?
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CONSIDER MY FEELINGS.
ARE YOU REALLY
THAT SELFISH?
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SO BASED ON THAT
RIDICULOUS RESPONSE,
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I'M GUESSING YOU'RE REALLY
NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING?
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( sighs )
NO NO, I WANT TO MAKE
THIS RIGHT.
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HOW ABOUT
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A LIFE-SIZE
CHOCOLATE AUSTIN?!
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* WHAT UP?
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IS THAT MILK CHOCOLATE
OR DARK CHOCOLATE?
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Ally:
TRISH!
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Announcer:
Tonight on "The Helen Show,"
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overnight internet sensation
Austin Moon, live!
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That's right!
Live live live!
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I AM SO SICK
OF THAT GUY.
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I'm so talented!
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- HOW CAN HE STEAL
MY SONG LIKE THAT?
- I'm an overnight sensation.
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- STOP PULLING THAT STRING.
- I'm unstoppable.
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Ha ha ha-- ugh.
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HEY, HE'S GONNA BE ON
"THE HELEN SHOW" TONIGHT, RIGHT?
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I SAY WE CRASH HIS INTERVIEW
AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD
THE TRUTH.
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ON LIVE TELEVISION?
IN FRONT OF PEOPLE?
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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YOU HAVE TO!
THAT GUY'S A LOWLIFE
SONG-STEALING THIEF.
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( ringtone plays )
* They want to know
know know-- *
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IT'S A CATCHY SONG.
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THAT'S IT!
DAD, I'M TAKING MY BREAK.
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I'VE GOT TO GO INTERRUPT
A LIVE TELEVISION BROADCAST.
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OKAY, HAVE FUN!
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C'MON, TRISH.
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WE'RE GONNA BE
THE SURPRISE GUESTS
ON TODAY'S "HELEN SHOW."
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( ringtone plays )
* They want to know
know know-- *
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- DO YOU WANT TO GET THAT?
- NO, IT'S JUST WORK.
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OOP!
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OKAY, THE ONLY THING
STANDING BETWEEN US
219
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,748
AND TELLING THE WORLD
THE TRUTH ABOUT AUSTIN
IS THAT GUARD.
220
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,152
THE TRICK IS TO ACT
LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE.
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YOU GOTTA
EXUDE CONFIDENCE.
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CAN I HELP
YOU LADIES?
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( shouts ) NO!
224
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,490
YES, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR THE KITCHEN.
225
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OR BATHROOM!
WE'RE FRIENDS WITH BERNIE.
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OR LULU?
227
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,726
WE'RE GOING
TO "THE HELEN SHOW."
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WE'RE MUSICIANS
IN AUSTIN MOON'S BAND.
229
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LOOK, YOU AUSTIES
HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SNEAK
THROUGH HERE ALL DAY.
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HE'S DREAMY.
THAT SONG'S CATCHY.
I GET IT.
231
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,481
SORRY, LADIES.
IF YOUR NAME'S NOT
ON MY LIST,
232
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YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN.
233
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,175
DID WE SAY MUSICIANS?
234
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,747
NO, SEE, I MEANT
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MAGICIANS!
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BAD LIARS...
PRETTY GOOD MAGICIANS.
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00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,228
Hey, welcome back.
238
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,236
Our next guest is
overnight internet sensation
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Austin Moon!
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- IT'S GO TIME.
- I CAN'T DO THIS.
241
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,776
THERE'S A STAGE OUT THERE.
YOU KNOW I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT.
242
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,823
I KNOW IT'S SCARY,
BUT YOU CAN DO IT.
243
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:31,178
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
YOU JUST TAKE ALL
THE TIME YOU NEED.
244
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,548
- THANKS, TRISH.
I REALLY APPRECIATE--
- TIME'S UP.
245
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,786
HOLD EVERYTHING!
WE'RE HERE TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH.
246
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,534
THAT GUY IS A WEASEL!
247
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,558
AND NOT LIKE A CUTE WEASEL
YOU'D WANT AS A PET.
248
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,803
MORE OF A LYING EVIL WEASEL
WHO STEALS MUSIC!
249
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,270
HE'S NEVER
EVEN WRITTEN A SONG.
BECAUSE HE CAN'T!
250
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,328
AND...
251
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,567
THIS ISN'T
"THE HELEN SHOW."
252
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,242
THIS JUST IN.
253
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,841
"THE HELEN SHOW"
TAPES NEXT DOOR.
254
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,350
* KNOW KNOW KNOW
YOUR NAME NAME NAME *
255
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:04,320
* THEY WANT THE GIRL GIRL GIRL
WITH GAME GAME GAME *
256
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:08,221
* WHEN THEY LOOK LOOK LOOK
YOUR WAY WAY WAY *
257
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:12,285
* YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE MAKE
'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE. *
258
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,863
( cheering )
259
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,336
SO WE ARE OUT OF TIME.
260
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,612
- OH.
- IT'S TOO BAD
261
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,380
'CAUSE WE WOULD
LOVE TO HEAR YOU DO
ANOTHER ORIGINAL SONG.
262
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,380
DARN! I'VE WRITTEN
SO MANY SONGS.
263
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,283
I WISH YOU HAD
MORE TIME.
264
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,885
HOW ABOUT YOU
COME BACK TOMORROW?
265
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,848
- ( cheers )
- TOMORROW?
266
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,387
- YEAH.
- ANOTHER ORIGINAL SONG?
267
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,291
- UH-HUH.
- BY TOMORROW?
268
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,893
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
269
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,285
- UM UM, I...
- OH, COME ON.
270
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,627
YOU DON'T WANT TO LET
DOWN ALL YOUR FANS.
RIGHT, AUSTIES?
271
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,402
- ( cheering )
- YEAH.
272
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,599
UM, OKAY.
273
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,874
- TOMORROW IT IS?
- OH, YOU HEARD IT
RIGHT HERE, FOLKS!
274
00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,274
AUSTIN WILL BE BACK TOMORROW
TO DO A NEW ORIGINAL SONG!
275
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,337
YES!
276
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,051
( pop music playing )
277
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,631
GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AT THE PET STORE!
278
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,931
ROOF ROOF MEOW!
279
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,895
YOU DIDN'T EVEN WORK
AT THE MAGIC SHOP TWO DAYS.
THAT'S GOTTA BE A NEW RECORD.
280
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,936
I PLAN ON BEING BETTER
AT THIS JOB-- AFTER THIS.
281
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,413
HAS ANYONE SEEN A GIANT
SNAKE ABOUT YEA BIG?
282
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,643
OH, HE'S PROBABLY
NOT POISONOUS,
283
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,907
BUT THERE'S A REALLY GOOD CHANCE
THAT HE'S TOTALLY POISONOUS.
284
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,450
- ALLY, I NEED YOUR HELP.
- SPEAKING OF GIANT SNAKES.
285
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,655
- I NEED A NEW SONG BY TOMORROW.
- HA! WHY DON'T YOU JUST
WRITE A SONG?
286
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,018
YOU KNOW I CAN'T.
I'VE TRIED.
287
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,417
LISTEN.
288
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,388
* I NEED A SONG,
IT CAN'T BE TOO LONG *
289
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,027
* SONG SONG SONG SONG
SONG SONG SONG SONG *
290
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,474
* SONG SONG SONG
SONG SONG. *
291
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,473
I WROTE
THAT LAST PART.
292
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,713
OKAY, UH,
HOW ABOUT THIS?
293
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,038
* I'M NOT HELPING YOU
WITH YOUR SONG *
294
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,675
* GET OUT OF MY STORE.
295
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,010
- THAT DOESN'T RHYME.
- * THERE'S THE DOOR.
296
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,954
THAT'S BETTER.
297
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,953
I KNOW YOU'RE MAD.
298
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,485
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO STEAL YOUR SONG.
299
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,689
THEN I ACTED
LIKE A WEASEL.
300
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,491
NOT A CUTE CUDDLY WEASEL,
301
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,433
BUT A JERKY
NO-CREDIT-GIVING WEASEL.
302
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,459
I'M SORRY.
303
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,499
WHO AM I KIDDING?
MY DAD ALWAYS SAID MUSIC
WAS A WASTE OF TIME.
304
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,705
HE SAID I HAD A BAZILLION
TO ONE CHANCE OF MAKING IT.
305
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:43,078
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
MY DAD SAID TO ME.
306
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:47,150
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
MY DAD SAID TO ME?
"DEZ, STOP TEXTING THE DOG!"
307
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,993
I GUESS MY 15 MINUTES
OF FAME ARE OVER.
308
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,960
I JUST WANTED
TO PROVE MY DAD WRONG.
309
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,555
AUSTIN, WAIT!
310
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,725
I'LL HELP YOU WRITE
ONE MORE SONG.
311
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,073
- YOU WILL? YES!
- WHOO!
312
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,469
- Austin: THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
- BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING FOR ME!
313
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,772
ANYTHING.
NAME IT.
314
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,513
UH UH, I WANT A-- A--
315
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,581
I-- I WANT A-- A HAM!
316
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,780
- DID YOU JUST SAY A HAM?
- APPARENTLY I DID.
317
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,086
HERE, YOU CAN GIVE HER
MY HAM IF YOU WANT.
318
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,027
OKAY, WE HAVE 18 HOURS
319
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,803
TO WRITE
THE GREATEST SONG
EVER. GO!
320
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,170
OH, UM, IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
321
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,040
- I'LL GET YOU STARTED.
- ( strikes key )
322
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,610
THERE.
THAT'S THE FIRST NOTE.
THAT HELPS, RIGHT?
323
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:50,544
GEE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'VE NEVER WRITTEN
A SONG BEFORE?
324
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,177
WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY DO?
325
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,052
WELL, THERE ISN'T
A "NORMALLY."
326
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,551
SOMETIMES I GET
A TUNE IN MY HEAD.
327
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,092
SOMETIMES I THINK
OF A LYRIC AND WRITE IT DOWN.
328
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,188
( emphatically )
NEVER TOUCH MY BOOK.
329
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,095
- WHAT DO YOU GOT?
- OKAY, UM--
330
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,128
"THE TEARS
OF YOUR HEART CRY--"
331
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,133
- TOO DEPRESSING.
- OKAY.
332
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,825
- "THE MIDNIGHT SADNESS--"
- THAT'S EVEN MORE
TOO DEPRESSING.
333
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,067
THIS SONG SHOULD BE FUN,
LIKE A SPLASH OF SUNSHINE.
334
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,105
YOU'RE LIKE A DRIZZLE
OF DARKNESS.
335
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,114
WE NEED TO GET YOU
TO RELAX.
336
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,213
YOU KNOW, GET YOUR
CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING.
337
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,145
- SHUT YOUR EYES.
- I'M NOT GOING TO SHUT--
338
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,120
- JUST SHUT YOUR EYES.
- OKAY, I WILL.
339
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,249
DON'T TOUCH MY BOOK.
340
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,615
OKAY.
IMAGINE YOU COME HOME
341
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,094
AND YOUR LIVING ROOM IS
JUST FULL OF CHEERLEADERS.
342
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:40,634
UH, THAT'S NOT REALLY
MY IDEA OF FUN.
343
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,860
OKAY, PRETEND YOU'RE
ON STAGE PERFORMING--
344
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,626
OH, NO WAY.
I HAVE HORRIBLE
STAGE FRIGHT.
345
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,225
THEN IMAGINE
YOU'RE ON THE BEACH.
346
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,637
UGH. SAND'S
GETTING EVERYWHERE.
347
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,109
EW, IS THAT GUY
REALLY WEARING A THONG?
348
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,639
OKAY, FORGET THE BEACH!
349
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,583
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
350
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:59,648
- I LIKE PICKLES.
- GREAT. PRETEND YOU'RE
EATING A PICKLE.
351
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,579
- THERE'S NO EATING
IN THE STORE.
- ALL RIGHT!
352
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,715
WHY DON'T WE TRY THIS:
353
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,850
I'LL CLOSE MY EYES AND YOU
TELL ME TO IMAGINE STUFF.
354
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,657
( sighs )
OKAY,
355
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,159
IMAGINE I'M GIVING UP.
I QUIT.
356
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,262
GOT IT.
ARE THERE
CHEERLEADERS THERE?
357
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,626
AUSTIN,
WHAT I'M SAYING IS
358
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,165
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FORGET
THIS WHOLE SONGWRITING THING.
359
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,241
WHOA WHOA.
NOT SO FAST.
360
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:28,144
- OKAY, ALMOST THERE.
- UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
361
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:31,205
- FUNNING YOU UP.
- ( dance music playing )
362
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,247
OH YEAH!
363
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,883
NO, I DON'T--
364
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,117
WE'RE GONNA DANCE!
365
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:44,188
NO THANKS-- THANKS.
THIS IS SILLY.
366
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,234
( whistle toots )
367
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,302
SEE?
IT'S FUN.
368
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,201
- ALLY, SO, LIKE, YOU CAN DO IT.
- COME ON, LET'S GROOVE.
369
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,204
- C'MON, LET'S GO.
- OKAY. WHOO WHOO!
370
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,236
- THERE, I'M DANCING.
- ARE YOU SURE?
371
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,741
- THAT WAS LIKE THE WORST
DANCING I'VE EVER SEEN.
- THAT IS PATHETIC.
372
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,213
OKAY, FINE.
WHOO!
373
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,722
- ( cheering )
- WHAT UP?
374
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,987
I-I-- I THINK IT WORKED.
375
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,992
I FEEL FUN.
I FEEL LIKE I COULD
DO ANYTHING.
376
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,755
WATCH, I'M GONNA DO
A CARTWHEEL. ( gasps )
377
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,995
I CAN'T DO A CARTWHEEL.
378
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,370
WELL, DON'T WASTE
THE CREATIVITY.
COME ON.
379
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,740
LET'S WRITE A SONG.
380
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,213
( piano music playing )
381
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,738
* WHOA-AA
382
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,275
* YEAH-HHH
383
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:18,788
* STOP HIDING OUT
IN THE SHADOWS *
384
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,818
* SCARED TO SHOW
THE WORLD YOU EXIST *
385
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:27,030
* DON'T LOCK YOURSELF
IN THE DARKNESS *
386
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,799
* THE WORLD IS SO MUCH
BRIGHTER THAN THIS *
387
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,003
* YEAH, IF YOU
NEVER TAKE A SHOT *
388
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,402
* YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN
389
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,774
* SO TURN IT ALL AROUND
390
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,744
* AND BREAK DOWN
THE WALLS *
391
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,043
* WHOA-AAA
392
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,314
* COME ON AND GIVE IT
EVERYTHING *
393
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,814
* YOU CAN TAKE A CHANCE,
MAKE A STAND *
394
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,416
* AND BREAK BREAK BREAK
DOWN THE WALLS *
395
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,819
* WHOA-AAA
396
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,821
* BREAK DOWN THE WALLS
397
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,823
* WHOA
398
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,755
* BREAK DOWN THE WALLS
399
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,760
* WHOA
400
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,402
* COME ON AND TAKE A CHANCE,
MAKE A STAND *
401
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,059
* AND BREAK BREAK BREAK
DOWN THE WALLS *
402
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,297
Both:
* BREAK DOWN THE WALL.
403
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,338
- IT ONLY TOOK ALL NIGHT,
BUT WE DID IT!
- WHOO!
404
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:15,041
- THIS SONG IS AWESOME!
- OKAY WELL, YOU'D BETTER HURRY.
405
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,084
YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HOUR
TO GET TO "THE HELEN SHOW."
406
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,409
YOU MEAN
WE'D BETTER HURRY.
407
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,376
I WANT YOU TO BE
THERE WITH ME.
408
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,354
REALLY?
YOU MEAN IT?
409
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,353
I WOULDN'T BE GOING
ON "THE HELEN SHOW" AT ALL
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU.
410
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,317
- THANK YOU.
- OH.
411
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,456
OH, UH--
412
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,830
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
- OKAY.
413
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,789
- WE DID IT!
- WE FINISHED IT.
414
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,327
WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
HERE, WE GOT YOU THIS.
415
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,434
GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AT THE MUG STORE.
416
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,373
"CONGRATS, WE KNEW
YOU COULD DO IT."
AW, THANKS.
417
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,073
WE ALSO GOT YOU
THIS ONE.
418
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:48,444
"SORRY YOU FAILED.
YOU DID YOUR BEST"?
419
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,335
WELL, WE GOT YOU TWO MUGS
JUST IN CASE.
420
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:54,348
DEZ WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO SHOW YOU THAT ONE.
421
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,881
- COME ON, WE'VE GOTTA GO.
- I'M GOING TO "THE HELEN"--
422
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:57,916
LET'S GO!
423
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,886
UP NEXT, AUSTIN MOON'S
BRAND-NEW SONG.
424
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,822
( cheering )
425
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,457
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE
ABOUT TO HEAR MY SONG.
426
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:11,104
IT WAS SO WORTH QUITTING
MY JOB AT THE MUG STORE
TO COME HERE.
427
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,870
ALLY, THE PIANO PLAYER'S SICK.
YOU HAVE TO PLAY PIANO FOR ME.
428
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,501
UH UH, I CAN'T.
I CAN'T GO OUT THERE.
429
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,366
YOU KNOW I HAVE
STAGE FRIGHT.
430
00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:20,105
WHAT IF THEY TURN OFF
ALL THE CAMERAS
431
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,909
AND EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE
GOES LIKE THIS?
432
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,911
NO! NO WAY.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
433
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,383
NO, IT'S REALLY EASY.
JUST GO LEFT AND THEN RIGHT.
434
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,523
LEFT AND RIGHT.
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
435
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,878
LOOK, IT'S LIKE
YOU SAY IN THE SONG:
436
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,417
TAKE A CHANCE,
BREAK DOWN THE WALL.
437
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,424
- I'M SORRY.
- WAIT!
438
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,425
I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION.
439
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,430
Stage manager:
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
WE'RE BACK IN 30 SECONDS.
440
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,527
SEE, ALLY,
NOBODY CAN SEE YOU.
441
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,396
IT'S JUST LIKE
YOU'RE NOT ON STAGE.
442
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:50,935
I'M TRYING REALLY HARD
NOT TO FREAK OUT HERE.
443
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,910
YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
TRUST ME.
444
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,511
HEY, WELCOME BACK.
445
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,483
AND HERE TO SING HIS
BRAND-NEW ORIGINAL SONG IS
446
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:03,152
- AUSTIN MOON.
- ( cheering )
447
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,552
( piano music playing )
448
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,545
THANK YOU.
THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN
449
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,387
BY AN INCREDIBLE SONGWRITER,
ALLY DAWSON.
450
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,158
SHE KIND OF WROTE
MY FIRST SONG TOO.
451
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,962
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HERE SHE IS.
452
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,569
( discordant notes )
453
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,440
SEE, YOU'RE FACING YOUR FEAR.
THAT WAS MY PLAN.
454
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,540
YOU'RE WELCOME.
455
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,012
( clatters )
456
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:55,997
( glass breaks )
457
00:23:57,504 --> 00:24:00,444
L-LET'S HEAR IT
FOR ALLY, EVERYBODY.
458
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,789
HOW WAS YOUR DATE
WITH THAT OLD LADY?
459
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,026
SHE SLEPT THROUGH
THE WHOLE MOVIE.
460
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,830
I HAD TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING
TO HER ON THE BUS RIDE HOME.
461
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,044
( gasps )
MY PRACTICE ROOM?
462
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,039
WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
463
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,911
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
464
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:37,040
PICKLES!
BUT LOOK AT THAT PIANO.
465
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:40,976
I USED THE MONEY I GOT
FROM BEING ON "THE HELEN SHOW"
TO PAY FOR ALL THIS.
466
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,053
I-- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THIS.
467
00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:46,022
- THANK YOU.
- I FIGURED WE'D BE SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME IN HERE,
468
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,792
SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE IT
AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE.
469
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,921
UH-- WE?
470
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,786
I WANT YOU TO BE
MY PARTNER.
471
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,825
SPEND MORE TIME
WITH YOU?
472
00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,833
YOU'RE A SONGWRITER
WITH STAGE FRIGHT;
473
00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,865
I'M A SINGER WHO LOVES
BEING ON STAGE.
474
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,970
WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
475
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,072
WE'RE PARTNERS.
476
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,978
GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AS AUSTIN'S MANAGER.
477
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,994
SHE HAS SO MUCH JOB EXPERIENCE,
HER RESUME WAS LIKE EIGHT PAGES.
478
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,952
OH, I PROMISED HIS FANS
479
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,088
WE'D HAVE NEW SONGS UP ON
THE WEBSITE EVERY FRIDAY.
480
00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:26,933
OH, I DON'T WORK FRIDAYS
OR OTHER WEEKDAYS.
481
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,099
WE HAVE TO WRITE
A NEW SONG EVERY WEEK?
482
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,958
TRISH, FOR THE FIRST VIDEO,
483
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,967
I NEED 10,000 MONKEYS
AND A BIG WEDDING CAKE.
484
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,899
YOU CAN HAVE A TURTLE
AND A DONUT.
485
00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:38,002
I ALREADY HAVE THAT.
486
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:41,867
- ( phone chimes )
- AW, MAN! MY VIDEO JUST GOT
BUMPED TO NUMBER TWO.
487
00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:45,008
- WHAT'S NUMBER ONE?
- YOU ON "THE HELEN SHOW."
488
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:48,854
HEY LOOK, THEY'RE EVEN
SHOWING THE PART WHERE
YOU THREW UP ON HELEN.
489
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,051
YOU'RE FAMOUS--
THANKS TO ME.
490
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,085
THANKS TO YOU.
WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
491
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,891
HERE YOU GO.
492
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:02,029
OH, ME TOO, ME TOO!
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