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Hey, Lindsey.Hey.
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What are you up to today?Nothing.
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Who are you talking to?No one.
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Well, tell no one
I said nothing.
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Okay.
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Hey, Mom.Hi.
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Do you mind if I watch
some football?
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Well, at least one of my kids
is speaking to me today.
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Of course, sweetheart.
Go ahead.
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Thank you.
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Hey, honey.
What's up?
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Nobody, nowhere,
no nothing.
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Hey, Kevin.
What're you up to?
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Nothing. Just about to
watch some football.
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Football? I didn't know
you were into football.
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Are you kidding?
It's the greatest
sport in the world!
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[LAUGHS] My man!
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I didn't even know
the preseason had started.
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COMMENTATOR:
The Super Classic continues.
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It's a huge one today
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as it's the Western
Conference semifinals
game two, tied two all.
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What's this?
Put it on football.
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What do you mean?
This is football.
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Boy, my eyes may not be
what they used to be,
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but I know the difference
between soccer and football.
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Now change the channel.
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This is real football.
futbol.
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I don't know what "fruitbol"
is, but in America,
we play football.
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The sport
I played in college,
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with the pads and helmets
and the guys who knock
each other around.
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The sport real men play.
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Goal!
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No fair!
He used his hands!
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What kind of sport
doesn't let a man
use his hands?
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No wonder nobody
watches this stuff.
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It's the most popular sport
in the world.
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That may be,
but it's the least popular
sport in my house.
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So change the channel.
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Change the channel.
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You know what...
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It's not "frutbol"
okay? It's football.
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Look it up
in the dictionary.
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Football, man!
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Suzanne!
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Goal, goal, goal!Yes!
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Hey, Kevin.
This came for you.
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Cool!
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What's that?
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It's my autographed photo
of Hope Solo.
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She is my favorite
football player.
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There are no football players
named "Hope."
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Football players
have names like
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Mean Joe Greene,
Refrigerator Perry,
L.T., T.O., A.P., Eli.
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What about Chris Hope
on the Tennessee Titans?
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Can you frame that for me?Sure.
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Goal!
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Goal!
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Yes!
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Hey, baby.
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Hey.
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What are you doing?Uh, taking a quiz.
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Who is Tyra Cyrus?
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Oh, that's me.
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I created a fake profile
and friended one of
Lindsey's friends.
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That way
she would friend me.
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This way,
I can see her profile.
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So since your daughter
won't speak to you,
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you decided the best way
to get to know her
was to spy on her?
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Hey, that's the way
we deal with North Korea.
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And, Nick, it's not spying.
It's "friending."
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Do what you want,
but I think
it's a bad idea.
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Did you know that Lindsey is
into saving the dolphins?
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And if she had $5,000,
she'd spend it on a Segway?
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Why wouldn't she spend it
on saving the dolphins?
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Because nobody asked you.
Who is that?
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Oh, that's Hope Solo.
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Did you know Kevin
was into soccer?
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Yes. I'm his mother.
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He's been into soccer
since he was five.
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What's the problem?
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The problem is,
it's a girl's sport.
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The only men I know
who play soccer
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are Pele and that dude who
married Posh Spice.
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You're worried about
my son's masculinity,
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but you know
who Posh Spice is?
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That's because I like girls.
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I'm not trying to
bend it like Beckham.
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Okay. Well,
Kevin loves soccer.
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You should give it a chance.
You might like it, too.
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No way. I like
using my hands too much.
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He should give football
a chance.
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Well, do what you want,
I know my children. [GASPS]
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Lindsey just joined the group,
"Megan Fox Must Be Stopped."
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[SCOFFS]
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Hey, buddy. Got here
as fast as I could.
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Thanks. You got it?
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Bam!
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Here it is. Madden 11.
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This baby is so new,
John Madden doesn't
even know about it.
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Put it over there
by Barkley.
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I didn't think Kevin
was into football.
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He's not.
That's the problem.
He's into soccer.
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And his favorite athlete
is a girl.
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I don't want to
have to buy him
a sports bra.
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Hmm. Ouch.
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In the final score,
it's Girl Power, one.
Father Figure, nothing.
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All that's going to change
after we play a few games
of Madden.
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Mmm. Unless he plays it
and decides he wants to
be a cheerleader.
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It happens!
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Who are you, strange boy,
sending my daughter gifts?
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I'm gonna have
to friend you, too.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Suzanne, I have an emergency.
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What is it?
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You know that guy
I've been dating, Jonathan?
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Yeah. What did he do?
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Nothing.
That's the problem.
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Every time I call him,
he doesn't answer.
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And when I ask why he didn't
call me back, he acts like
he never got the message.
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So last night,
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I tried one last time to get
his attention by sending him
naked pictures of me.
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No, you didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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And he didn't respond.
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So, tomorrow
I'm gonna break up
with him.
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Okay, what's the problem?
You've broken up with
tons of guys.
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The problem is
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I want to make sure those
pictures are deleted off
his phone first.
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Because the last thing
you want to do
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is break up with a guy
who has naked pictures
of you.
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I mean, you've seen what
happened to John Edwards.
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Okay, what do you
need me to do?
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Okay.
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Tomorrow night, I'm going out
to dinner with him,
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and at 9:00,
I need you to call me.
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And when I answer,
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I'm gonna act like
my phone went dead,
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and ask to borrow
his phone.
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And then I'm gonna go
into his phone and delete
the pictures I sent him.
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Why don't you just
ask him to delete them?
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Like a man would voluntarily
delete naked pictures of me.
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I don't think so.
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That's funny, though.
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Right.
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What are you doing
with my hat?
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I'm trying to take a better
picture for my profile.
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Well, if you wanted
a better picture,
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you might as well
wear a paper bag
over your head.
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Now give me my hat.No.
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Give me my hat!
What's wrong
with you?
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Hey, hey, hey, you two,
what is going on?
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Nothing.
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Oh! What's wrong
with Lindsey?
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I don't know.
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But I am about to
find out.
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Hey, Kev. You want to
test out an early version
of the new Maddengame?
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Madden?What's that?
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It's a football game.
NFL football.
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Sure, I guess.All right, cool.
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See, it's working.
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What's the latest
on Lindsey?
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She just updated
her profile pic.
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And Jenny likes it.
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It's working!
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"Me, too."
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Smiley face.
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"Send."
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All right, Kevin,
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I'll be the Seahawks.
You should be the Vikings.
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They have Adrian Peterson,
the fastest-rated player.
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Who's got the best kicker?
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Kevin, no one picks a team
based on the kicker.
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The Lions' kicker looks good.
I'll be them.
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No, no. You cannot
be the Lions.
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Kevin, the Lions are
the only team in the history
of the NFL to go 0-16.
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I don't even know why they
wear uniforms. They should
just play in jean shorts.
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I don't care.
I wanna be the Lions.
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Fine, you can be
the Lions.
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But don't come
crying to me when you
don't reach the endzone.
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What's an endzone?
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Okay, this is gonna be
a long game.
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Yes! First down!
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Not bad, Kev,
you made it down
to the 40-yard line.
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I think you might be
better than the actual
Detroit Lions.
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Wait, wait, what are
you doing? You can't
line up for a field goal.
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Why not?
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Because it's first down,
and you're on
the 40-yard line.
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You want to
score a touchdown.
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I like field goals.
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[COMMENTATOR]
And, it's good.
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Yes! Field goal!
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Wow! Fifty-eight yards
straight down the middle.
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This kid can kick!
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Pick up, pick up
the thing. Let's go.
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I'll whoop you.Let's go.
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He's down to the 10,
the five, and fumble!
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And the Lions take over
at the Seahawks' one-yard line!
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Oh, baby!
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And in a surprise move,
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the kicking team
trots back out
onto the field...
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Wait, what are
you doing?
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You're on the one-yard line.
You have one yard to go
for a touchdown.
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KEVIN: I like field goals.
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Yes! Field goal!
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And our score.
Lions, six,
Seahawks, zero.
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Come on.But I'm hungry.
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Come on, pick it up.
Let's go. Let's play.
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Field goal!
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Field goal!
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Field goal.
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Field goal!
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Field goal.
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Field goal.
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Filed goal!Field goal!
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Yes! I win!
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Turn out the lights, folks,
this party is over!
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I can't believe you won
on all field goals.
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Hey, at least you were right
about one thing,
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he never did make it
to the endzone.
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Touchdowns are stupid.
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Why would you let
everybody hit you
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when you can just kick it
right over their heads?
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He does have a point.
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Plus, lots of these kickers
were former soccer players.
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And everybody knows soccer
players are better than
football players.
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Excuse me?
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I know a lot of soccer players
who could easily play football.
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I don't know any football
players who could play soccer.
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And you are excused.
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I was a football player,
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and I could
beat you in soccer
any day of the week!
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How about tomorrow?
We can have a shootout.
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Fine!Fine.
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What's a shootout?
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What's a shootout?
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"Hi, Lindsey.
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"If you're still thinking
about it, I say go for it."
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Go for what?
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Hey, Lindsey.Hey.
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Been thinking
about anything?Not really.
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Going for something?
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Huh? No.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hey, Gigi!
250
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,397
You're not gonna
believe this.
251
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,493
What now?
252
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:49,101
That man deleted
naked pictures of me!
253
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,060
Voluntarily?Yes!
254
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,282
Last night worked perfectly
when you called me.
255
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,852
But when I borrowed
Jonathan's phone,
256
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,589
and went outside
to delete the pictures
I'd sent him,
257
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,810
they weren't even there.
258
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,069
That's great!
259
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,851
No, it's not.
260
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:06,766
I don't send those pictures
to just anybody.
How dare he delete them?
261
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,773
Wait, I thought
the whole point
of this scheme
262
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,376
was to get your pictures
off of his phone.
263
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:15,597
Yes, it's okay
if I delete them.
But he shouldn't!
264
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,867
He should be sending them
all over the Internet.
265
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:21,041
I should be
on the front page
of Media Takeout.
266
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,791
I see.
267
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,790
Gigi, what's up
with the gear?
268
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,532
Oh, I just came
from boxing class.
269
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:30,402
I'm trying to work off
my aggression before
I see him again tonight,
270
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,575
because, this time,
271
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,621
I'm gonna make him
beg me to send him pictures.
272
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,367
And then
I'm going to dump him.
273
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,236
I see.
274
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,852
Well...
275
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That'll teach him to delete
inappropriate pictures of you
276
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,770
that you wanted
to delete anyway.
277
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,900
Mmm. I knew you'd understand.
278
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,337
Did you drive like that?
279
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,159
Can you help me?
280
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,598
Gigi!What?
281
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:58,134
There's no peripheral vision.
You can't even see.
282
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,598
Well, I didn't have to
see all that much.
283
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,258
It was just a straight line
and then I had to turn,
284
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,432
and then another
straight line.
285
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,517
Then, I did a U-turn...
286
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,867
Ah!
287
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,397
Ready, baby.
288
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,790
What makes the grass grow?
Sweat makes the grass grow!
289
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,493
Hut! Hut! Hut!
290
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,459
What are you doing?
291
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Defensive football drills.
292
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Soccer players
wouldn't know
anything about it.
293
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,903
What are you doing here?
294
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,506
Somebody had to bring
the snacks.
295
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,516
Plus, I need to
be here to make sure
everything is fair
296
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:44,078
and that nobody has anything
to complain about no matter
what happens.
297
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,127
Orange slice?
298
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KEVIN: Are you ready?I was born ready.
299
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Goal!
300
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,882
Hey, hey, hey.
I wasn't ready!
301
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,269
Now I'm ready.
302
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,974
Goal!
303
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,186
You know what?
304
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,024
You better enjoy that one,
305
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,242
because that's going to be
the last one you get.
306
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,198
[GRUNTS]
307
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,726
Look, Gigi, Lindsey has
692 friends on here.
308
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,471
Wow.
309
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,912
Look, she's taken a quiz,
310
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,430
"Who is your biracial
boyfriend?"
311
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And she's joined
another group.
312
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:34,176
"Did You Know Megan Fox
Has Clubbed Thumbs?"
313
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,791
What is up with her
and Megan Fox?
314
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,791
Oh, look,
she's been poked
67 times!
315
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:42,144
And Jeremy commented
on her post,
316
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:46,225
"Am thinking about
going all the way
this week."
317
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,446
What do you think
that means?
318
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,405
I think it means
what it's always meant.
319
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Sex?
320
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,501
No way, mm-mmm,
not my Lindsey.
321
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,327
That could mean
any number of things.
322
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,336
What's going on out there?Soccer shootout.
323
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:06,559
Oh, soccer players!
So athletic.
324
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,861
What do you mean
it could mean
any number of things?
325
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,298
I don't know!
326
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,744
Well, you need to have
a talk with your daughter.
327
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[BALL BANGS DOOR]
328
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:15,645
I don't believe this.
329
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,567
And while you're
on the subject,
330
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make sure you tell her
never to send a guy
naked cell phone pictures.
331
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,016
SUZANNE:
How'd the game go?
332
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,580
It was great.
I beat him 10-1.
333
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,848
He did better than
I thought though.
334
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,720
Why don't you go upstairs
and get cleaned up?
335
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,462
But I didn't even
break a sweat.
336
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Go!
337
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Fine.
338
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Nick, I need to talk to you
about Lindsey.
339
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Can we do it sitting down?
340
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[GRUNTS WEARILY]
341
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Okay.
342
00:15:57,086 --> 00:16:00,866
So, Lindsey is thinking
about having sex.
343
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,306
I saw it on her web page.
344
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,883
See, I told you spying on her
would lead to trouble.
345
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,361
Spying on who?
346
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,010
Lindsey, would you have
a seat, please?
347
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,712
Uh, okay.
348
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,095
Maybe I should
leave you two alone.
349
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,798
No, Nick, you stay.
I need your support on this.
350
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:19,589
Fine.
351
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,368
What's this about?
352
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,236
Your mother was wondering...Are you thinking about
having sex?
353
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,507
What? Why would you ask me
something like that?
354
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,860
Because...I saw it on your web page
355
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,989
that you're thinking
about going all the way.
356
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,382
You saw my web page? How?
357
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,076
She created...I created a fake profile,
so I could see it.
358
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,874
Lindsey, why didn't you tell me
that you were thinking about
having sex?
359
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,830
I thought I could trust you
to come to me with
things like this.
360
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,086
Wait a minute.
361
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,754
You created a fake profile
to spy on me, and you're
talking about trust?
362
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:50,009
She was just...I was just trying to
find out more about you,
363
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,362
because it seems like
you never wanna talk
to me anymore.
364
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,543
Well, that's not the way
to go about it, Mom.
365
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,229
And I'm not thinking about
having sex.
366
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,057
Then why...Then why does it say
on your profile
367
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,365
that you're thinking about
going all the way?
368
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,071
I was talking about my hair.
369
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,239
I hated my last haircut,
370
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,545
and I was thinking about
cutting it really short.
371
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,724
Really?Really?
372
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,377
Really. How could you
spy on me like that?
373
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,470
Sweetheart, I'm sorry
for spying on you.
374
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,125
It was wrong and stupid.
375
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,003
Will you forgive me?
376
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,573
Yes. Which one
of my friends are you?
377
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,703
Tyra Cyrus.
378
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:32,094
Tyra Cyrus? Really?
379
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:39,929
That was nice.
380
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,411
No thanks to you.
381
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:44,411
You barely said anything.
Thanks for backing me up.
382
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,465
I never knew soccer
could be so hard, Charles.
383
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:01,602
All I wanted to do was
prove to the little guy
I still had it.
384
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,385
Like when you played with
Scottie Pippen.
385
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,518
Although we did make
a little connection.
386
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,264
I spent more time with him
in the last two days
387
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,085
than I did
the whole last month.
388
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,833
How are you feeling?
389
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:20,448
Like I just played
a double overtime game
in the Super Bowl, and lost.
390
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,666
Oh, my big, strong man.
391
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,892
Ow.Ooh.
392
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,721
I'm sure you probably
let him win.
393
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,890
Yeah. I kind of did.
394
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,977
Thanks, baby.
395
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,286
Kevin loves soccer.
That's not gonna change.
396
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,124
You know what else
is never gonna change?
397
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,635
How much I love you.
398
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,207
Come on, let's go
inside and I'll rub
your tired old legs.
399
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,736
All right. Let's go.
400
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:49,949
Ow.
401
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,962
[GIGGLES]
402
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,695
Any chance we could
stay out here?
403
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:02,705
Ow.
404
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,103
Oh, my goodness!I know.
405
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,494
Okay.Okay.
406
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,584
Ooh, help me.
407
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,371
Morning!Morning!
408
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,511
Oh, did you break up
with Jonathan yet?
409
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,201
Actually, no.
410
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:25,158
Get this, turns out
I always had
his number wrong.
411
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,507
Which explains why
he never returned my calls,
412
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:31,647
and why my pictures
weren't on his phone.
He never got them!
413
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,742
So, who's been getting
your pictures?
414
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:37,051
I don't know. I texted
the person this morning,
but I haven't heard back yet.
415
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:39,438
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
416
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,922
Oh, the mystery person!
417
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,527
"Hi. My name is Carl."
418
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:46,965
Oh, no, it's a guy!
419
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,879
"Thanks for the pics.
420
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,927
"Let's get together soon.
421
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,983
"Here is a picture of me."
422
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,497
BOTH: Eww!
423
00:19:56,543 --> 00:20:00,293
Doesn't anybody send pictures
of their faces anymore?
424
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,809
You didn't!
425
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,252
Oh, damn. Now I gotta
get a new phone.
426
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:14,340
All right. With seconds
left on the clock,
Double KP sets up, he shoots.
427
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:17,387
Goal! And the crowd
goes wild!
428
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,961
Hey, man.Hey.
429
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,571
I got something for you.
430
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,788
Who's this?Pete Gogolak.
431
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,615
Placekicker for the Giants
432
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,713
and was also responsible for
bringing soccer-style
kicking to the NFL.
433
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,413
Whoa, thanks, Dad.
I love it!
434
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:38,281
Turns out he was also
the Giants' all-time
leading scorer.
435
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,674
A former soccer player.
Who would've guessed it, huh?
436
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,587
Yeah.
437
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,722
I guess
I underestimated you.
438
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,455
Hey, I'm 10.
It happens.
439
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,547
So she's your favorite
soccer player, huh?
440
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,856
Yep, but that's not why
I wanted the picture.
441
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,598
Huh?
442
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,173
No, it's because she's hot.
443
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,614
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