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RANDY: ? Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna have myself a time ?
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? Friendly faces everywhere ?
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? Humble folks without temptation ?
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? Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna leave my woes behind ?
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? There's ample parking day or night ?
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? People spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor" ?
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? I'm headin' on down to Tegridy Farms ?
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? Gonna see if I can't unwind ?
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TOWELIE: I got some weed,
and I don't know what's going on.
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RANDY: ? So come on down
to Tegridy Farms ?
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? And meet some friends of mine ?
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Hey. Good morning, everybody,
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Welcome to "Tegridy Breakfast,"
the show where we talk about
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everything Tegridy Farms.
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I'm Randy Marsh.
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Hey hey hey, folks. I'm Towelie.
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Today, we're gonna talk about
what's been growing on the farm,
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especially our new Tegridy
Thanksgiving Special.
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I'll tell you what,
I smoked it out of a 4-foot bong,
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and it just about destroyed my...
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Alright. Wrap it up. Shut this down.
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Come on, Marsh. Let's go.
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Go... Go where?
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Everyone's had enough, Mr. Marsh.
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We need you to come with us.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Sorry, everybody, we'll be right back.
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Let's go.
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What do you think you're... my show!
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My Tegridy Farms show!
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Hello, Mayor, Mr. And Mrs. Tweek,
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Mackey.
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Mr. Marsh, do you remember
a few weeks ago,
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when homes in South Park
were attacked by a terrorist
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called "Mexican Joker"?
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Yeah. Mexican Joker. That was terrible.
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Right. Except there
was no Mexican Joker.
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It was you who blew up people's yards
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because they were homegrowing
their own marijuana.
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Pfft. Well, that's ridiculous.
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The Tweeks have come
forward with some footage
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caught on their security camera.
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Guys, I have nothing
against home-growers.
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Run the the footage, please.
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Hmmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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People are fed up, Marsh.
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The past few weeks,
you've held parades for yourself,
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needlessly slaughtered 1,000 cows,
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made deals with the Chinese,
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and nearly poisoned everyone
with your Halloween Special.
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Everyone's had enough of Tegridy Farms.
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Enough of Tegridy Farms?
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South Park is nothing
without Tegridy Farms.
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You'll be taken to county
jail to await your trial.
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Get him out of here.
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I didn't do anything wrong!
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You people are just jealous...
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Jealous that I took over South Park,
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and I'm successful!
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Well, at least now,
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South Park can start
getting back to normal.
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Titty farts! Titty farts, dog weiner!
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Dog weiner! Dog Wiener!
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Pubic mooooounund...
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Pubic mounnnnd...
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Just hike the stupid ball, Cartman!
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Pubic mound, titty farts, hut!
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One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi, four Mississippi...
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Dude, I'm open!
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You can't catch!
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Dude, I'm wide open!
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That totally would
have been a touchdown.
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[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]
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Little Jason White was a happy child,
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a playful child.
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And ultimately,
it was his playfulness in sports
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that got him killed in a freak
hit-and-run accident.
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The father would like
to now say a few words.
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I'm Robert White, Jason's father.
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And I can tell you that, as a White,
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Jason lived a challenged life.
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[SOBBING]
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When I look out on this congregation,
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I can't help but think,
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"There's not a whole
lot of people here."
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Doesn't seem like a big deal.
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Nobody's outraged 'cause
it was our family.
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Nobody cares when a White
gets killed by the police.
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There should be protests
and marches, but no.
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The police killed a White.
That's not protest-worthy.
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Everybody's busy trying
to lock up Randy Marsh.
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Now, my wife and I have a dead child,
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and we can't even get any
weed to make us feel better!
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[SOBS HYSTERICALLY]
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Yeah, don't listen to me.
I'm just a White.
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Kids, I have something to tell you,
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but I don't want you to be scared, okay?
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Daddy is... in police custody
until there's a hearing.
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He could be in jail for a long time.
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Do you promise?
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Like, how long is a long time?
Like, could it be years?
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It could be, sweetheart. We don't know.
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Yes!
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Is it possible he could get out of it?
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Of course it's possible, honey.
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[GROANS]
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But if he doesn't get out of it,
then what happens to us?
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We'd probably have to sell the farm,
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and move back to town,
and sort of live our lives
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without the marijuana business,
and without Daddy.
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Just try to stay hopeful kids.
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We will, Mom. You, too.
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Okay. You, too. Shelly.
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Okay, Mom. You, too.
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[INTERCOM BEEPS]
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What?
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Who?
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Oh. Okay, sure. Put him through.
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This is the President.
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Hi Mr. Gar... Mr. President.
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I'm really sorry to bother you.
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Look, uh... I'm in a bit of trouble.
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Oh, tell me about it.
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Yeah, they uh...
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Someone got some supposed evidence on me
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doing something illegal, and uh...
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Well, did you tell everyone
you didn't do anything wrong?
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Yeah. Yeah, of course.
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Well, did you then go on the attack,
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and swap the accusations,
to make yourself a victim?
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Did I... Did I what?
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Oh, geez. DARVO, Randy...
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Deny, attack,
reverse victim and offender.
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Alright. Let's role play.
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You be your accusers, and I'll be you.
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Okay, go.
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Uh... Um...
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Hey, you... you blew up people's yards
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who were growing their own marijuana.
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No, I didn't!
Are you joking, you psychopath?!
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Now you're blowing up my yard!
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Go ahead. Try another one.
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You... You illegally damaged
property to make your business...
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You damaged property to make
your business more profitable,
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you lying sack of shit!
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I'm not gonna be bullied by you!
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See? It's really not that hard.
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It just takes a little chin wiggling.
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Geez, you're really good at that.
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Look, what I really need
from you is some personnel.
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Do you know any good lawyers?
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Do I know any good lawyers?
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No. But I do know Rudy Giuliani.
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Hey. Fuck you.
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No, fuck you, Rudy.
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You finish cleaning up
those pistachio nuts yet?
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Yeah. That's all of them, Mr. President.
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Listen, Randy,
I'm gonna throw you a bone.
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You just sit tight,
and I'll help you take care of this.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Sheila. Gerald. Hi.
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Hi, Sharon.
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We just know you're going through
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a really hard time right now.
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We wanted to bring you guys a lasagna.
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Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you.
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Other families have
brought some stuff, too.
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Come on in.
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Hey, guys. We got lasagna.
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I love lasagna!
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Hey, no running in the
house you little turkeys.
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Oh, look at that, Sharon.
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You took down all the
pictures of marijuana.
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Oh. Yeah. You know, just too painful.
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You know, they remind me of Randy.
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That's why I took down
Randy's pictures, too,
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because, you know,
they remind me of Randy.
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Look, I'm sorry if you
don't want to talk about it,
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but have you thought
about what you might do
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if Randy gets put away?
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Yeah. I've kind of made a list
of all the things I might do.
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It's kind of a long list.
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MR. WHITE: Oh, isn't this lovely?
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The whole town, turning out
to support the Marsh family
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in their time of need.
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Our son was killed by the police.
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Would have been nice if
somebody brought us a lasagna.
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You know, if I'm not mistaken,
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it almost seems like you people
are happy that Tegridy Farms
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is being indicted.
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It's almost like you're reveling in it.
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My wife and I were both
Tegridy Plus members.
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We always believed in Randy Marsh.
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We believed in Tegridy.
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And now, there's less Whites.
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Now, there's less Whites.
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Oh, geez.
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We should have never played
football that close to the road.
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Yeah. This isn't right.
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Where are you going, Eric?
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I think I might be able to help them.
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Mr. And Mrs. White!
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I'm sorry about what happened.
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I knew Jason pretty well.
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He was a shitty receiver.
But he would have wanted
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his parents to move on,
and help a new child.
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Wh... What do you mean?
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A few weeks ago, I was sent somewhere.
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It was a place where people like you
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can find a way to fill that empty hole.
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JEFF: Welcome, everyone.
My name is Jeff.
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We're thrilled you've come
to help out and adopt.
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The parents of the children
inside have all been deported,
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but the kids are legal citizens,
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since they were born
in the United States.
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- Mr. and Mrs. White?
- Yes?
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We all heard about your tragic loss.
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I'd love to help out however I can.
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Is there something specific
you're looking for?
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We... don't really know.
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We've got all kinds here,
depending on your preferences.
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Here's a little Panamanian.
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They're very clean.
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This is a Colombian Shorthair.
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Oh, and this is a good one.
This is a Baja Shepherd.
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Quiero mi papa. Quiero my mama.
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Bien, gracias. Y tu?
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Oh, honey,
look at the Peruvian Hairless.
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Yes, they're pretty silly-looking.
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Great with kids, though.
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Hey, what's this little guy?
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Oh, this is a purebred Mexican.
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He's had all his shots.
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Parents were deported two weeks ago.
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Here. We can let him run
around a little bit.
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Mi familia? Donde estas?
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Bien, gracias. Y tu?
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Oh, Bob, he's kind of perfect.
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Hello, little fellow.
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How would you like to be a White?
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Look, doctor,
you have to give me something.
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I'm really sick.
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What exactly are your symptoms?
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I'm like... starting to question
things that I've done...
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Like, starting to question
the person I've become.
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And I can't sleep at night.
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I just lay in my cell,
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wondering if I've been
a bad father lately,
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and a bad husband.
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Please. It really hurts.
I need some marijuana.
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It sounds like you haven't had
access to marijuana for a while,
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00:10:44,764 --> 00:10:46,664
and now reality is setting in.
257
00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:48,368
I just need a little medicinal weed,
258
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,381
and these symptoms will all go away.
259
00:10:50,392 --> 00:10:52,308
Well, maybe they shouldn't go away.
260
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,137
Maybe this is your wake-up call
that you've been abusing drugs,
261
00:10:55,143 --> 00:10:57,143
and you need to face
all your wrong-doings,
262
00:10:57,154 --> 00:10:58,882
try to turn your life around.
263
00:11:01,069 --> 00:11:03,202
You need to turn your life around!
264
00:11:03,212 --> 00:11:04,912
Clearly, you have the addiction problem,
265
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:07,055
and I'm just your whipping boy!
266
00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:09,025
That's not going to work, Mr. Marsh.
267
00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:11,072
You're not the President
of the United States.
268
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,708
Ah poop.
269
00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:20,199
Well, Alejandro, How are you
enjoying being a White so far?
270
00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:22,633
Mi familia! Donde estas?
271
00:11:22,645 --> 00:11:24,730
Bien. Gracias. Y tu?
272
00:11:24,829 --> 00:11:27,645
Yes, its good us Whites have
each other, Alejandro,
273
00:11:27,651 --> 00:11:30,385
because... I need to tell you something.
274
00:11:30,391 --> 00:11:34,524
You see, now that you're a White
life isn't gonna be so easy.
275
00:11:34,545 --> 00:11:36,845
You're gonna find that a
lot of people in this world
276
00:11:36,854 --> 00:11:38,721
just don't care about The Whites.
277
00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:41,883
You'll hear all about how others
in the world are mistreated
278
00:11:41,887 --> 00:11:43,753
but nobody will care when you are.
279
00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:46,840
Being a White is the hardest thing ever.
280
00:11:46,843 --> 00:11:48,437
That's my little White.
281
00:11:48,739 --> 00:11:50,291
Oh... Turn it up honey!
282
00:11:50,641 --> 00:11:52,825
And the President of
the United States today
283
00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:55,286
called the allegations
against Randy Marsh
284
00:11:55,294 --> 00:11:57,094
"total buttfucking bullshit"
285
00:11:57,106 --> 00:11:59,239
and claims the neighbors
who came forward
286
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,816
with the evidence video are
287
00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:03,430
"Tampon Faced 69ing whistleblowers"
288
00:12:03,437 --> 00:12:05,970
When asked for clarification
the President's lawyer
289
00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:09,063
and treasonous pig,
Rudy Giuliani, had this to say.
290
00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:12,885
Ooh, this is just a conspiracy!
It's a conspiracy!
291
00:12:12,883 --> 00:12:15,713
And we need everyone out there
who... who don't think
292
00:12:15,719 --> 00:12:19,175
their voices are heard to
make their voices louder!!
293
00:12:19,427 --> 00:12:21,260
Uhp. He's absolutely right!
294
00:12:21,272 --> 00:12:24,372
Starting tomorrow the Whites are
going to start actively trying
295
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,709
to stop all this trial nonsense!
296
00:12:26,768 --> 00:12:28,784
Bob! Alejandro's on your phone
297
00:12:28,795 --> 00:12:30,545
and it's past phone use time!
298
00:12:30,558 --> 00:12:31,858
Hey!
299
00:12:31,874 --> 00:12:34,507
Why, he's trying to call Mexico!
300
00:12:34,514 --> 00:12:38,456
Alejandro, the Whites do not use
mobile devices after 7:00 P. M.
301
00:12:38,462 --> 00:12:41,296
Why would he try to call
long distance to Mexico?
302
00:12:41,309 --> 00:12:43,076
Does he just assume that the Whites
303
00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:44,589
have all the money in the world!?
304
00:12:44,603 --> 00:12:46,776
The Whites don't call long distance.
305
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,736
Jason never tried to use mobile
devices after the cut off time.
306
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:53,648
Jason never tried to call long distance!
307
00:12:53,653 --> 00:12:55,532
[SOBBING]
308
00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:58,611
Well good job, Alejandro,
now you've upset your mother!
309
00:12:58,803 --> 00:13:00,555
Esa no es mi madre!
310
00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:02,698
Bien. Gracias. Y Tu?
311
00:13:04,424 --> 00:13:07,857
I've had a lot of time to
just sit in here and think...
312
00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:11,157
Starting to realize I have
this pattern of behavior
313
00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:13,294
where I always want more.
314
00:13:13,421 --> 00:13:15,654
More weed. More drinks.
315
00:13:15,672 --> 00:13:17,639
More deals with the Chinese...
316
00:13:17,805 --> 00:13:19,165
It's never enough.
317
00:13:19,811 --> 00:13:22,085
See, I always had my flaws
but at the end of the day
318
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:23,927
I cared about people.
319
00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:25,800
You know what the president said?
320
00:13:26,441 --> 00:13:29,464
He said just deny everything
and make yourself the victim...
321
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:33,273
Yeah, well, maybe
he's part of how I got here.
322
00:13:33,281 --> 00:13:36,683
Maybe the president has
brought down my moral meter.
323
00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:39,358
I don't mean to cast blame,
I'm to blame, but,
324
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:43,541
ever since he was elected I've
compared my morals to his.
325
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,845
And no matter how awful I am...
326
00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:48,803
I'm never as bad as the
president so I'm okay.
327
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,310
Help support Tegridy
Farms and Randy Marsh?
328
00:13:52,318 --> 00:13:54,051
Randy Marsh has done nothing wrong.
329
00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:56,097
Stop the ridiculous persecution.
330
00:13:56,223 --> 00:13:58,567
Help exonerate Tegridy Farms?
331
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,083
Oh yeah, just ignore us!
332
00:14:00,097 --> 00:14:01,625
The Whites are used to it!
333
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,708
Good one, honey.
334
00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:03,946
Daddy!
335
00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:06,430
Alejandro isn't ringin' his bell!
336
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,630
Alejandro! There's few
enough of us as it is!
337
00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:12,232
We're not gonna stop this trial
unless all the Whites chip in!
338
00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:13,614
Now ring your bell.
339
00:14:13,629 --> 00:14:15,339
[BELL RINGS]
340
00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,541
No quiero estar aqui!
341
00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:21,038
It's like he doesn't appreciate us, Bob.
342
00:14:21,046 --> 00:14:24,020
- No, I know.
- I mean, we give him a place to live,
343
00:14:24,024 --> 00:14:25,752
food, we take care of him.
344
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,662
He's just... He doesn't happy.
345
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,475
Maybe if we got him a little
thing to take care of and feed,
346
00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:33,911
he'd understand how much
responsibility it is.
347
00:14:35,011 --> 00:14:37,565
We're so glad you came
back Mr. and Mrs. White!
348
00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:40,680
We have even more kids now who's
parents have been deported!
349
00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:42,330
See one you like, Alejandro?
350
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:44,765
Now that you're a White you
can pick any one you want.
351
00:14:44,773 --> 00:14:46,056
Oh, here's a good one!
352
00:14:46,072 --> 00:14:48,621
Four years old,
parents just deported yesterday.
353
00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:50,996
He's a Panamanian Podengo Peque�o.
354
00:14:51,196 --> 00:14:52,906
Do you like him, Alejandro?
355
00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:54,832
We can see how he gets
along with the kids.
356
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,912
Quiro mi mama?
357
00:14:58,925 --> 00:15:00,736
Nunca la volveras a ver.
358
00:15:00,748 --> 00:15:02,812
Oh, look... I think he likes him!
359
00:15:02,831 --> 00:15:04,564
Alright, Alejandro, but you have
360
00:15:04,577 --> 00:15:06,987
to take care of him
and clean up after him.
361
00:15:07,536 --> 00:15:10,394
This is a great addition to our family.
362
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,567
Yeah... And now there
will be more Whites
363
00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:14,731
to help put a stop to
those needless hearings.
364
00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:28,038
Hey, Marsh, you got a visitor.
365
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,728
I do?
366
00:15:31,716 --> 00:15:33,630
Fifteen minutes. That's all you get.
367
00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:37,970
Hello, Mr. Marsh.
368
00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:40,733
My name is Mr. Giuliani!
369
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:42,769
I've been sent to try and help you!
370
00:15:42,788 --> 00:15:45,755
Oh... thanks but I think
I'm just gonna plead guilty.
371
00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:49,539
Oh, that sounds like someone
who's a little down in the puss.
372
00:15:49,539 --> 00:15:53,615
The president said you would be
and he thought you might need
373
00:15:53,612 --> 00:15:56,113
a little something special.
374
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,554
[BELT JINGLING, ZIPPER UNZIPPING]
375
00:16:07,352 --> 00:16:09,298
Shhhhhh....
376
00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:16,774
Would this make you feel better?
377
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,116
Ohhh...
378
00:16:19,129 --> 00:16:20,396
Ohhhhh...
379
00:16:21,304 --> 00:16:25,540
Is this just what the doctor ordered?
380
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,557
Yeah...
381
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,511
[INHALING]
382
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:36,368
??
383
00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:38,950
Tom, I'm standing outside
the government building
384
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,627
where Randy Marsh is
about to be arraigned.
385
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,390
Protestors from both
sides have gathered here,
386
00:16:44,396 --> 00:16:46,386
some of them who are
for the proceedings...
387
00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:48,122
CROWD: Lock him up! Lock him up!
388
00:16:48,135 --> 00:16:49,798
REPORTER: ... and also those in support
389
00:16:49,812 --> 00:16:51,445
of ending the investigation.
390
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,986
Let him go! Let him go!
391
00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:58,686
These hearings are a waste
of the taxpayers' money!
392
00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:00,054
Nothing in these hearings
393
00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:02,551
will change the Whites' minds one bit!
394
00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:04,199
- Daddy!
- What?
395
00:17:04,212 --> 00:17:07,312
Alejandro isn't putting
on his sunscreen!
396
00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:09,416
Alejandro! What have we told you?!
397
00:17:09,426 --> 00:17:12,479
All Whites wear a sunscreen!
Put it on right now!
398
00:17:14,832 --> 00:17:16,684
No necesita protector solar!
399
00:17:16,696 --> 00:17:18,996
Necessito a mi madre y my padre!
400
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:23,097
Bien gracias y tu!
401
00:17:23,224 --> 00:17:24,834
Now put it on!
402
00:17:25,986 --> 00:17:27,776
Alto! Ahghg! Alto!
403
00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:29,755
Te odio! Te odio!
404
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:33,276
In the South Park vs.
Tegridy Farms matter,
405
00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:36,084
we are now ready to proceed
with the arraignment.
406
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:39,590
Before doing so, Mr. Marsh,
do you have any words?
407
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,955
Yeah, I have some words to say!
408
00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:44,352
Go get 'em! Go... Go get 'em!
409
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,831
I can't believe I'm being attacked here!
410
00:17:47,838 --> 00:17:49,571
You people are monsters.
411
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:52,206
The evidence shows me
in a yard taking a dump.
412
00:17:52,212 --> 00:17:57,412
Yes. Because I was setting
a trap for Mexican Joker!
413
00:17:57,402 --> 00:17:59,043
- Oh, come on!
- Oh, brother, here we go!
414
00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:02,375
That's right, and Mexican
Joker attacked seconds later!
415
00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:05,399
I was trying to protect
you people from terrorists.
416
00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:07,232
And what do I get for it?!
417
00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:09,069
I get a-a bunch of...
418
00:18:12,518 --> 00:18:13,922
A bunch of...
419
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,106
No...
420
00:18:16,121 --> 00:18:17,905
No, I can't do this.
421
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,792
You wanna know what really happened?
422
00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:23,769
The president sent me his lawyer.
423
00:18:23,963 --> 00:18:26,015
And his lawyer told me
what to say to get off
424
00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:27,792
and gave me a joint in prison.
425
00:18:27,804 --> 00:18:30,111
[TOWNSPEOPLE MURMURING]
426
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,816
And then I smoked that joint.
427
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,477
And you know what I thought?
428
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:34,960
I thought,
429
00:18:35,231 --> 00:18:37,489
"This is some shitty ass weed."
430
00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:39,370
It wasn't Tegridy.
431
00:18:39,555 --> 00:18:42,288
It barely even changed my mental state.
432
00:18:42,302 --> 00:18:44,269
[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
433
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,989
The reason I got into
the marijuana business
434
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:51,002
was to make quality,
simple weed that came from the heart.
435
00:18:51,648 --> 00:18:54,399
Weed that was strong and pure.
436
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,758
Somewhere on that journey I lost my way.
437
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,548
Tegridy Weed is about community.
438
00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:04,233
It's a sunrise.
439
00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:06,817
It's the smile on a baby.
440
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:11,424
But most of all,
Tegridy Weed is about family.
441
00:19:11,699 --> 00:19:15,233
I've forgotten I have a
loving wife and a son.
442
00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:17,604
And I'm not gonna forget them anymore.
443
00:19:18,494 --> 00:19:20,261
So I'm not gonna fight this.
444
00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:24,543
I'll do my time and maybe
some day I'll be back.
445
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,912
Making marijuana that's simple.
446
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:30,433
Marijuana that's Tegridy.
447
00:19:31,122 --> 00:19:34,181
Because when you do the right thing...
448
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,441
Good things happen.
449
00:19:36,736 --> 00:19:40,793
[EXPLOSIONS]
450
00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:49,797
[CROWD SCREAMING]
451
00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:53,263
It's him! Oh God, it's him!
452
00:19:53,272 --> 00:19:55,305
Oh, Jesus, save us!
453
00:19:55,691 --> 00:19:58,429
G-Give it up, M-Mexican Joker.
454
00:19:58,435 --> 00:19:59,835
You don't wanna do this!
455
00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:09,450
Alejandro!
Get down from there this minute!
456
00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:12,051
Abajo con Estados Unidos!
457
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:19,724
[GUNFIRE]
458
00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:23,922
Mr. Marsh! Over here!
459
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:26,136
Mr. Marsh, how does it feel
to be exonerated?
460
00:20:26,146 --> 00:20:29,745
Thank you, it feels really good
to have these charges dropped.
461
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:32,960
Now we can all get back to the
business of trying to heal.
462
00:20:33,127 --> 00:20:34,403
I'd like to...
463
00:20:34,419 --> 00:20:36,253
Would you please get the
fuck away from me?
464
00:20:37,746 --> 00:20:40,046
I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank those
465
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:41,888
who have always been my side...
466
00:20:41,901 --> 00:20:44,010
Supporting me from the very beginning.
467
00:20:44,028 --> 00:20:46,528
The people who've stood
by me since day one
468
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,903
And gave me hope...
469
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:49,385
the Whites.
470
00:20:50,848 --> 00:20:53,099
Thanks for having my back,
Mr. and Mrs. White.
471
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:56,037
And now, everybody, if you don't mind.
472
00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:58,000
I've got a farm to tend to.
473
00:21:02,452 --> 00:21:04,798
Well, gang,
I guess that's about it, huh?
474
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:08,385
It's been a really good run but
looks like the season is over.
475
00:21:08,717 --> 00:21:10,350
The season is over?
476
00:21:10,364 --> 00:21:12,121
Well sure, the first snow is falling.
477
00:21:12,134 --> 00:21:13,567
Crops are pretty much dead.
478
00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:14,948
But what'd ya all think, huh?
479
00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:16,440
I think this season was a little better
480
00:21:16,454 --> 00:21:17,887
than anyone expected.
481
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,236
I really wanna thank you
guys for a great run.
482
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:23,711
And, hey, we hope you
all enjoyed the season too.
483
00:21:23,894 --> 00:21:26,186
It had a little bit of everything,
didn't it?
484
00:21:26,195 --> 00:21:29,395
And hopefully the season finale
really brought it all home.
485
00:21:29,398 --> 00:21:31,298
Of course, if you haven't had a chance
486
00:21:31,309 --> 00:21:33,176
to try the Season Finale yet,
487
00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:35,525
it is available now for a special price.
488
00:21:35,534 --> 00:21:38,134
This limited edition weed
made from the very last crop
489
00:21:38,141 --> 00:21:40,826
of the season is pricy but worth it.
490
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:45,794
ANNOUNCER: Now taking
pre-orders for season two.
491
00:21:54,711 --> 00:21:58,834
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