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Singer: ? Goin' down to Tegridy
Farms, gonna have myself a time ?
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Towelie: ? I got some weed and
I don't know what's going on ?
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Singer: ? So come on down
to Tegridy Farms ?
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Randy: Some people like their
weed made the ol' fashioned way.
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Here at Tegridy, we believe weed
is about people.
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Over the past few months,
Tegridy has expanded
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from the simple farm house
you see behind me,
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to actually owning
the entire 420 valley.
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And I think you'll see
on this tour
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that even though
our business has grown,
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we've kept our weed simple.
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It takes over a thousand plants
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to make just one box
of Tegridy weed.
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There's Juan Carlos over there.
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He's one of
our newest employees.
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Mornin', Juan Carlos.
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What happens when you combine
science with Tegridy?
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A lot of magic.
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Here you can see
our latest growing methods
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along with our science center.
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And of course
it wouldn't be Colorado weed
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without our Rocky Mountain High
tasting room.
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Feel free
to come back here later
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and try all
the Tegridy products.
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Well, folks, we hope
you've enjoyed your tour.
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There's a lot to buy here
in the gift shop,
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And please do remember --
your tour guides work on tips.
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Let's give me a big hand.
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This sucks balls.
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Ever since you guys moved,
everything just keeps changing.
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I mean, how are us kids supposed
to have any hope anymore?
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All I think about is
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all the problems
our generation is inheriting.
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Climate change,
over fishing, Kyle...
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I mean, how are we supposed to
get happy about anything?
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Hey, there, Stan. You input
all the weed orders?
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Yeah, it's all right here.
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Oh, huh...
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This looks like
our orders are actually... down.
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You sure you did that right?
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Yeah, I went through it twice.
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People aren't ordering
as much as last month.
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Not ordering as much?
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What the hell is going on?
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Oh, hey, Randy!
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Howdy, Stephen!
How you been gettin' on?
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Good! How's life out
in the valley treating you?
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Oh, it's early mornins'
and lots a hard work,
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but I gotta do
what's best for my youngins.
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I noticed you hadn't supplied up
in a while, Stephen,
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so I thought I'd deliver
your weed to you personally.
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Oh... yeah, no,
I actually hadn't
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ordered any in a while.
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Why not?
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You're not gettin' all sober
on us are ya?
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No, I just-- well,
here let me show you.
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What'dya think?
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I started growing my own plants
a couple weeks ago.
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I totally get it.
It's a really fun hobby.
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That's Diego, my gardener.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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Fuck you.
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What?
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Is my weed not good enough
for you?
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Something wrong with Tegridy?
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No, I just started
kind of getting into it.
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I just enjoy the whole --
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You're stealing my idea,
Stephen!
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Come on, growing marijuana
is not your idea.
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Yeah-huh! While you assholes
were all screwing around,
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I went out and made a living!
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When you grow your own pot,
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you're taking weed out
of my children's mouths!
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Oh, hey, guys!
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Sorry, the front door was open
so I just walked on in.
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Seeing if I could still get
those seeds from you, Stephen.
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What seeds?!
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Oh, I was gonna try my hand
at growing some weed,
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and Stephen said
he'd give me some of his seeds
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to get started.
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Fuck you guys!
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I'll get you for this, Stephen.
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You mess with my Tegridy,
then I'm gonna mess with you!
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You alright there, partner?
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Kids are being handed
a world that's broken and sick.
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We aren't the ones
who messed this planet up,
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but we're the ones
who will pay the price.
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Okay. You have a nice day.
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Por favor no! Por favor
no mas quiero trabajar!
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This is inhumane!
Diego is my gardener.
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What's going on?
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This is an I.C.E. raid, son.
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You need to keep back.
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Put him in my car.
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What did that guy do?
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Somebody called in
an anonymous tip
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that he might be here illegally.
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No! No te lo puedes llevar!
Es mi esposo! Mi esposo!
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Papa! Papa, no! Papa!
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Wife goes in the van,
kids can go with Donovan.
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Who called you people?!
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It was Randy Marsh, wasn't it?!
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We're just doing our job, sir.
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If the family checks out,
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we'll release them
from their detention centers.
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Detention centers?
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Well, this is nice!
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When did we start doing this?
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Kids go to LS22.
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So anyone can make
an anonymous tip,
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and you can round up families
and send them away?
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Nobody told me about this.
I thought everything sucked now!
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Do you have a card?
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What do you want?
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Do you remember last week
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you called me a butthole
in front of Suzie Tobler?
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Yeah, 'cause
you were gonna snap her bra.
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I want you to apologize
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for every time
you've been a dick to me, Kyle.
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Fuck you.
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Oh! Are you sure you don't
want to take that back?
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Okay, Kyle, just remember
I gave you a chance.
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Are you done now? Can I hang up?
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220. We've breached
the front door.
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Hello.
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Mommy! Mommy!
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Excuse me. What is going on?
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640. On the first floor.
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Who are you people?!
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We're I.C.E., ma'am.
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We're American citizens.
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Just doing our job, sir.
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If you check out,
you'll be released
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from the detention centers.
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Get the fuck out of my house!
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Mom! Dad!
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This is ridiculous!
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You can't take
our children away from us!
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That's so sweet.
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You guys take the parents,
we'll take the kids.
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Come on, you!
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No! You will not take
my children from me!
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No way.
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I'm telling you I just don't
know where are passports are!
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Then we have to detain you.
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If you're legal, you can
sort it all out on Monday.
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Monday?!
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God dammit, Cartman!
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Ike! You can't do this!
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"What's happened to our country?
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People are being wronged
by a broken system,
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and we must say "no more."
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No more homegrown marijuana."
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Yeah! That's right!
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Yeah! That's right I agree!
Me too! Yeah, right!
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"As the son
of a proud American farmer,
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I am concerned about
what homegrown can lead to.
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People can grow weed wrong
and poison themselves."
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What? Yeah! That's right!
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Yeah, come on!
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"Unscrupulous growers
could use cheap irrigation
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and drown babies."
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Oh, come on.
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That's right! Drown babies!
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Yeah, drown babies!
That's right. Drown babies.
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"The fact is simple -- marijuana
must be grown with Te-griddy."
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Tegridy.Tegridy.
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Stupid government!
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How can they sit there
and look a child in the face
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and say it's fine for people
to grow their own weed?
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Aww, why does it matter?
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Why does it--
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Am I the only person here
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who understands what this will
do to us? Yeah, but, Dad,
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you're gonna piss off
everybody in South Park.
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You know what?
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Fuck South Park.
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Fuck South Park?
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Yeah, I'm sick of it!
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I'm just -- I'm done.
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I don't give two shits
about South Park.
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All that matters
is Tegridy Farms now!
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I don't know if you wanna say
fuck South Park...
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Good day, children!
My name is Jeff.
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Buenas dias ninos,
me llamo "Heff-e."
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We know you've been separated
from your families.
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Tu familia no esta aqui.
Es Triste. Tu kri. Tu kri.
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But we want you to get
a little excited
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about the fun
we have in store for you.
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Aqui es maravillosa! Divertida!
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Everyone, please take
your own piece of aluminum foil.
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Papel de aluminio por favor.
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All new kids, el nombre --
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line up and announce
when your name is read.
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Martinez! - Aqui.
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- Aquilar.
- Aqui.
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Broflovski.
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Here!
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Broflovski...
Is that an El Salvadorean name?
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No, I'm Jewish.
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What?!
How did a Jew get in here?
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I'm just here because
some fat intolerant asshole
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didn't want me around!
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Yeah, that's why I'm here too.
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Yeah, me too.
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Oh, boy. We gotta
get this kid out of here.
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People might think we're racist.
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Uh, sorry, tours are
at 11:00 and 2:00 and 4:20.
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Oh, we're not here for a tour.
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We represent a billion dollar
marijuana company.
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Oh, I told you rich city folk
before.
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You can't buy Tegridy.
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You seem to be fighting
the same fight we are.
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We just want to help you.
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Ever heard of Med Men?
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Yeah, I think so.
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What do you want with me?
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Well, we have a common problem.
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Homegrown weed.
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We're just worried
about safety --
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you know
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babies drowning
in irrigation 'n such.
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Yeah, I hate
watching babies drown.
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Seems like
a waste of a good baby.
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We're glad you agree.
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Now what --
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So you guys wanna team up
and piggyback on the goodwill
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of the legalization movement
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for some good ol' fashioned
crony capitalism?
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I'm totally in.
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Sorry for our little mistake.
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We're going to get you on your
way home as soon as we can.
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What about all the other kids?
When do they get to go home?
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Hey, when it's raining,
you gotta roll up the windows.
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We understand these things
are hard for your people.
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Mypeople?!
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Aren't you worried about
what you're creating here?
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What do you mean?
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You're pulling children
away from their parents
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and isolating them behind bars.
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Yes.
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You're traumatizing them
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and teaching them to fear
the U.S. government.
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Correct.
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Okay, let me try to put this
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in terms you people
will understand.
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You know superhero
movies, right?
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Pssh, yeah!
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Okay, you remember how
they always create the villain?
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Some random person, who,
when they were a child,
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got taken from their parents
and locked away?
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00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:28,274
And the kid was just left to sit
and plan revenge?
255
00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:31,275
What you're doing here is
creating a Mexican Joker.
256
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,585
And what's a Mexican Joker
gonna do?
257
00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,585
He's gonna grow up
and have memories
258
00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:40,240
of being wronged by you,
and he will grow and wait,
259
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,688
and then finally...
fight back with a passion
260
00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:45,343
unlike anything
you've ever seen!
261
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:48,481
Which one of them do you think
is Mexican Joker?
262
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,757
No, it could be any of them!
That's the point!
263
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:52,550
You don't know which kid
in there is gonna snap
264
00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:54,412
from being separated
and locked down like this!
265
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,930
But... doesn't
Mexican Joker understand
266
00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:58,067
that we we're just doing our job
267
00:11:58,068 --> 00:11:59,378
and trying
to make America great?
268
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:00,826
Mexican Joker doesn't care!
269
00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:02,619
When that kid grows up,
all that will matter is
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00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,826
getting back at all of you.
271
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,343
Well, what would
Mexican Joker --
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00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:08,517
David can I talk to you
alone, please? Excuse us kid.
273
00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:16,757
Now, the most important thing is
that we've got to
274
00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,378
keep this quiet!
275
00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,723
We can't let Mexican Joker know
that we're on to him.
276
00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:22,964
I don't wanna be part of
a bad guy flashback scene.
277
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,723
Maybe we should get kids
out of here.
278
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:26,619
Yeah, unless that's
just what he wants us to do.
279
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,136
What are you saying?
280
00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:32,206
I'm saying what if he
is on Mexican Joker's side.
281
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,930
Hey, Randy,
did you go make a deal
282
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:42,378
with another weed company?
283
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,171
Yes, Towelie,
284
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:46,516
I'm working on a merger
with Med Men.
285
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,757
Med Men?!
But those guys are posers!
286
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,895
We have a deal in the works
to help each other
287
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,688
put a stop to home growers
once and for all.
288
00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:57,309
Jesus. You know,
I knew a guy once
289
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,550
who thought weed
should be for everybody,
290
00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:02,240
a guy who believed in integrity!
291
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:05,447
I don't understand
who you even are any more!
292
00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:07,999
That's because I am
the president of the company,
293
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,861
and you are a towel!
294
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,481
You're a towel!
295
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,964
What is wrong with trying to
protect our business?!
296
00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,516
Because weed
isn't supposed to be
297
00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:17,723
some money grubbing
business model!
298
00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:19,619
It's a gift from God,
299
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,205
and not something
to be exploited
300
00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:22,964
by some stupid towel!
301
00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:26,688
I am not a towel!
302
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:29,861
Yeah. Yeah, sure thing, Randy.
303
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:36,068
You're not a towel.
304
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:43,550
My name is Princess Star,
305
00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:47,240
for I shine like all the stars
in the night sky.
306
00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:50,171
Kids, let's all
say hi to Princess star!
307
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:52,343
Hi, Princess Star!
308
00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:56,309
Ha, ha, ha!
It's me, Mexican Joker!
309
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:59,102
Oh, no! Everyone boo
Mexican Joker, kids!
310
00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:00,585
Boo!
311
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:02,378
Boo!
312
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,033
I am filled with anger and rage
313
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:05,964
for what happened to me
as a child,
314
00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:07,999
so now I will kill
and rape you all!
315
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,033
But, Mexican Joker,
316
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,930
you forget the magic word --
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00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:13,067
forgiveness.
318
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:15,067
I don't care about forgiveness!
319
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:16,723
But you were a migrant
320
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:18,033
from another country,
and we had to protect
321
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,102
our borders and secure our jobs!
322
00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:22,448
I don't care!
I'm going to rape you now!
323
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:26,619
Oh, no!
No! What about forgiveness?
324
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,688
No forgiveness!
325
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:31,033
Boo!
That's enough Mexican Joker!
326
00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:33,378
Your rage and your anger have
made you a bad person
327
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:34,861
in the eyes of Christ!
328
00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:36,654
I know your life was hard
as a kid,
329
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,655
but everyone has hard times.
330
00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:41,895
Another bus load coming in!
331
00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:44,413
Another busload?! Oh, criminy!
332
00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:58,792
Welcome, children,
my name is Jeff.
333
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:02,206
Hola, ni�os, me llamo Jefe.
334
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,136
Oh, hey, Kyle.
335
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:13,274
What the fuck
are you doing here?!
336
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:14,861
So weak. Jimmy pissed me off
337
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,378
'cause he told the teacher
I was texting in class,
338
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:17,447
so I told Jimmy
I'd have him sent
339
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:18,585
to a migrant detention center.
340
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,723
He didn't believe me, so I said,
341
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:20,964
"Oh, I already did it to Kyle,"
342
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,309
and Stan heard that
and got pissed off
343
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,206
and had me sent
to a migrant detention center.
344
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:28,309
I haven't seen my parents
in two weeks!
345
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,619
Nobody even knows
where my little brother is!
346
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,930
I know. I know it sucks.
347
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,481
But we're stuck
in here together.
348
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:36,586
Come on, guys! All we have to do
is try to make the most of it!
349
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:56,378
Hey, you gonna buy a towel
or just stare at them?
350
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:57,999
I'm not a towel!
351
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,482
Go on! Get out of here!
352
00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:07,136
Yeah, you know, I think
I'll just grow my own weed.
353
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:09,102
Oh, yeah,
I'm growing my own weed.
354
00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:11,033
I enjoy growing my own weed now.
355
00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:12,516
I'll grow my own weed.
356
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,517
My own weed. I'll grow my own weed.
357
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:22,136
I said get out of here
if you aren't buying towels!
358
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:25,171
- I'll grow my own weed.
- My own weed.
359
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:27,136
- I'll grow my own weed.
- I'll grow my own weed.
360
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,102
I can grow my own weed.
361
00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:33,517
Aah! Aah! Aaaaah!!
362
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:39,654
Hey! Hey, what the hell
are you guys doing?!
363
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,378
Oh, hey, Jeff.
Rodgers read an article
364
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,274
about how electroshock therapy
can help people
365
00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:44,895
who've gone through
traumatic experiences.
366
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,792
We figured some treatments
could help Mexican Joker
367
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,033
deal with his trauma.
368
00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:49,861
Are you guys completely stupid?!
369
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:51,447
We can't perform shock therapy
370
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:53,033
on every child
that comes in here!
371
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,895
Think of
the budgetary restraints!
372
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,723
To hell with the cost, Jeff!
373
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,378
If Mexican Joker
doesn't have flashbacks,
374
00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:00,171
then he doesn't grow up
to become a monster!
375
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,895
What if this is the flashback?!
376
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,550
We might be
in the flashback, Dave!
377
00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:07,343
Maybe you're shocking the child
378
00:17:07,344 --> 00:17:09,758
that grows up
to be Mexican Joker!
379
00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:15,067
Oh, God. I don't know
which way is up anymore!
380
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,378
We can't fight this guy
alone, Dave.
381
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:20,655
It's time to alert the military.
382
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,274
Oh, come on, Kyle!
383
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:41,895
I know it's no fun
to be in here,
384
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,550
but you can't think
about yourself,
385
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:46,240
think about the greater good.
386
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:47,516
Now, when you don't like people,
387
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:48,550
you can have them taken
from their families
388
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:49,688
and put into camps!
389
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,619
Why does that make you --
390
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,240
Oh, my God.
391
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,585
Oh, Jesus, Kyle.
392
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:56,930
I totally forgot you're a --
393
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,447
Of course you're
extra sensitive to this stuff.
394
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:01,136
Oh, dude, I am sorry.
395
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,895
Oh, my God. Kyle, I didn't even
396
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,240
make the connection, you know?
397
00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:05,757
I was just like,
"Oh, I'm gonna have Kyle
398
00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:07,309
thrown in a detention camp!
That'll be sweet!"
399
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,274
and I didn't stop to think
that... for you guys,
400
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,240
it's not that sweet.
401
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,654
Man, if I had
just thought it through
402
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,964
for like two more minutes,
403
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,447
I would have got you back
some other way.
404
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:17,309
I feel terrible, Kyle.
405
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,792
Wait. I have an idea
how to get everyone out of here.
406
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:22,136
Get everyone's aluminum foil
and some scissors.
407
00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:23,412
Why, Kyle?
What are you gonna do with --
408
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:25,136
Just do it before I kill you!
409
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,931
Aluminum foil and some scissors.
410
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:31,930
That was a great dinner, honey.
411
00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:33,723
What do you want to do
for dessert?
412
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,619
Hey, how about I cut us down
413
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,826
some of our homegrown weed,
and we get baked?
414
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,241
I'm in.
415
00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:46,585
Is someone there?
416
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:50,861
Huh.
417
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:53,171
Jack? Everything alright?
418
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:56,826
Yeah, you want a normal size
or a big fatty?
419
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,517
Jack!!
420
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,619
A brutal act of terror
in an American town.
421
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,654
Tonight, innocent people were
attacked at their homes
422
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,757
in their yards,
and the FBI believes
423
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,792
they know who is responsible.
424
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:23,172
The probable suspect --
Mexican Joker.
425
00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:26,723
Yes, that's right.
Joining me now is
426
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,654
Commander Miller
of national defense.
427
00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:31,413
We've only recently learned
of Mexican Joker's existence.
428
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:35,619
He has no reason.
He has no compassion.
429
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:38,550
Mexican Joker simply wants
to invoke fear.
430
00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:41,102
We are advising people
to stay inside.
431
00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:44,757
Oh, Captain -- Uh, Captain, what
made Mexican Joker this way?
432
00:19:44,758 --> 00:19:47,033
Why is Mexican Joker
so filled with hate?
433
00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:50,274
Well, it's most likely something
that happened to him as a child.
434
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,481
Whatever bent Mexican Joker's
mind this way,
435
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:58,103
it clearly happened a... long...
long time ago...
436
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,930
Oh, shit! It's the flashback!
437
00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,171
This is the flashback?!
438
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,481
It's the flashback! Come on!
439
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:11,274
Something must be happening
with the kids!
440
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:13,931
Oh, Christ! Look!
441
00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:21,862
He's converted them all
to Judaism!
442
00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:25,619
Oh, Jesus! They're all Jews
443
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,792
with their little
aluminum-foil yarmulkes!
444
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,136
Jeff, do you know
what this means?!
445
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:31,481
Now we'll have to
let them all go!
446
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:33,930
This is how Mexican Joker
breaks free!
447
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:35,896
That's right. It is!
448
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,240
Whoa!
449
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,343
Mexican Joker,
I just want you to remember
450
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:45,550
that I helped you,
Jeff Corrigan.
451
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,205
Remember -- Jeff was your buddy.
452
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,861
Now, come on!
Let's go Mexican Joker!
453
00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:51,205
God damn it!
Nobody here is Mexican Joker!
454
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,826
That's not what I meant!
455
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,412
The future is not set!
456
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,516
We make decisions now
that affect our future!
457
00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:00,205
Nobody here is Mexican Joker?
458
00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:01,516
No!!
459
00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:04,724
Ooh, then I'm
in the wrong flashback!
460
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,930
Well, gang...
461
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:27,688
looks like Tegridy farms is
turning big profits again.
462
00:21:27,689 --> 00:21:28,930
We're on our way to becoming
463
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:31,067
the biggest weed brand
in the country.
464
00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:33,447
I'm not getting pushed around
anymore, you got it?
465
00:21:33,448 --> 00:21:36,757
So, go on. Anybody here
wants to call me a towel,
466
00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:38,861
just go ahead and do it!
467
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:43,309
Go on, Sharon. Call me a towel.
468
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:47,136
Fine. You're a towel.
469
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:50,172
Best towel you ever had, bitch!
470
00:21:51,305 --> 00:22:51,660
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