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♪♪
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Les:
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Cartman:
So much has happened.
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I don't know where to start.
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First it was
all the school shootings.
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Then these Wi-Fi scooters
showed up.
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And now we know
that ManBearPig is real
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and we could all be dead
in a matter of years.
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And you believe...
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this all
relates somehow
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to the movie
"Black Panther"
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not being as good
as everyone says it was?
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I know
there's a connection,
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but that isn't
what matters.
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I can't deal with people
anymore.
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It's just, everyone sucks
so hard, you know?
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Everybody is so stupid.
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And they all walk around going,
"Way aya ayay blarhghg."
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And the only thing
that makes me happy,
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the only thing I can trust,
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is this.
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But all people do
is try to keep me from it.
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I'll be in my room,
and my mom will come in and say,
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[high-pitched voice]
"Eric, that's enough time on your phone."
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[ Normal voice ]
And then at school...
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[ High-pitched voice ]
"Eric, what are you doing?
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You can't use your phone
at school!"
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[ Normal voice ]
And even my friends.
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My own friends, they'll be like,
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"Hey, Cartman,
throw us the ball.
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You're the goddamn
quarterback."
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It's like everybody needs
something from me.
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All I want is
a little time with my phone
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instead of always listening
to people's needy bullshit.
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Oh, uh, sorry.
Just...
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Uh, well, you know,
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young people have to deal
with so much today.
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I believe
that what you have
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is anxiety.
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Anxiety?
Is that cool?
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It's pretty common
these days.
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What it really is
more than anything
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is an excuse to be lazy and lame
to everyone around you.
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Oh, my God.
That's perfect.
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♪♪
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[ Intercom beeps ]
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I'm busy.
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[ Intercom beeps ]
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Woman Receptionist:
Mr. Principal.
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I'm busy doing stuff!
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[ Intercom beeps ]
What?!
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Woman Receptionist:
The vice principal needs to speak with you.
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She says it's urgent.
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh, PC Principal.
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Uh, y-yes?
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Are you going in
to see the vice principal?
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I really need
to speak with her.
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Uh, yeah.
We're just, uh...
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We're having an important
scheduling to go over.
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Everything is okay
with you two?
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There's no more
inappropriate behavior?
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You know, as a counselor,
I'm here to...
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That's in the past,
Mackey.
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We've paid our dues,
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and we're not hiding
anything anymore.
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M'kay.
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[ Babies crying ]
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I could use a little help here!
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What's going on?
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Riley said a word that her sister
felt was insensitive to Muslims.
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Now they're all upset.
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All right.
What word did you use, Riley?
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She just said,
"Aba daba."
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Look, can't we put them
in a daycare?
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Oh, yeah.
That would be really smart.
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If anybody sees them,
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they're gonna figure out
you're the father.
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Well, maybe they won't.
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You wanna risk that?
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The babies
have to stay hidden
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because if people know
the truth,
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then you're not PC,
and I'm not strong!
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[ Crying continues ]
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All right,
can I take your order?
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Excuse me.
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What would
you like, sir?
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Just a God...
Can you wait?
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Isn't that your job?
Aren't you a wait-er?!
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[ Whooshing, explosions
on cellphone ]
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Hey, could you turn
your phone down, kid?
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This is a restaurant.
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It just so happens
I have anxiety.
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That means I have trouble
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being around assholes
who won't leave me alone!
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[ Bicycle bell dings ]
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Oh, hello, Eric.
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Shut up.
I have anxiety.
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Hey, kid!
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I'm on my phone!
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You're about
to get hit by a car.
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All right, that's it!
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Everyone stop!
Just fucking stop right now!
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Listen up, people!
I have anxiety!
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That means I'm in my shell
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and have a hard time
expressing myself.
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I find it difficult
to engage with others!
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So everyone
shut the fuck up,
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because my anxiety
is up here right now!
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[ Zen music playing ]
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We live in a world
of many distractions.
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It's hard to find peace.
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In the hustle and bustle
of modern times,
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we've lost the one thing
we all need.
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More quality one-on-one time...
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with our phone.
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But now you can have it
with Buddha Box.
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Simply fit the patented box
on your head
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and set its Bluetooth
to your mobile device.
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Inside Buddha Box,
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your phone is projected
two inches from your face,
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and the noise-canceling
headphones
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let you hear your phone
without any outside noise,
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giving you peace from...
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that annoying Uber driver
who wants to talk,
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those people at work
who act like they need stuff.
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I want to be enlightened
like the Buddha,
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but I've got
these fuckin' kids.
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Let Buddha Box take you to
a place of peace and serenity
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where you can have quality,
uninterrupted time
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with your phone.
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I was stressed out
and feeling anxious.
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After just 8 to 10 hours
in Buddha Box,
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I feel refreshed and ready
to take on anything.
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Babe, can you please come say hi
to my mother while she's here?
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♪♪
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Order Buddha Box today,
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and you too can have
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that quiet, quality time
with your phone.
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Like the Buddha.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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What the hell
is that?
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I think
it's Cartman.
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What is it
doing?
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Ha! That's so sweet!
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That video seriously
makes me laugh!
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Lemme check my e-mail again!
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Oh, man, nothing from Lorenz
yet? Whatever, weak.
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Oh, I gotta see that post
from Clyde again!
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[ School bell rings ]
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[ Belt unbuckles ]
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Dude.
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Dude! What the hell
are you doing?!
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What? What? Who's that?
- Get off of me!
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Oh, sorry, Craig.
Didn't see you there.
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Yeah, 'cause you got
a stupid box on your head.
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[ Zip, urinal flushes ]
Oh, there's nothing stupid about it.
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Don't you wish you had a way
to deal with your anxiety?
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My anxiety?
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I see it in you, Craig.
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With your parents
and relationships.
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Imagine being able to shut them
out for a little while, Craig,
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so you can focus
on what matters.
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With Buddha Box, you can cut out
all the unwanted noise.
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Not have to deal
with conversations
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that are of no interest
to you.
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Well, I have to admit,
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sometimes when me and Tweek
are together,
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it's... it's like he wants
my atten...
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[ School bell rings ]
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All right, children,
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we have a lot to go over
for today's quiz.
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Who can tell me
where we left off?
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Eric.
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Eric Cartman.
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$34 million box office?
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How the hell does "Creed II"
do $34 million opening weekend?
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What's the weather like
tomorrow?
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Oh, it's snowing?
I gotta tell Lorenz. I...
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Whoa, whoa!
Hey!
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Excuse me.
That's my Buddha Box.
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You aren't using this
during class time.
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It relaxes me.
Ask my therapist.
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I have anxiety,
you dumb bitch.
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I don't know
what makes you think
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you're different
from everyone else,
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but nobody gets away
with slandering teachers
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at this school!
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[ Muffled ] Aw, man.
That looks so sweet.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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Oh. PC Principal.
Hello.
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Just what do you think
you're doing?
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I'm letting go of stress and
being calm, like the Buddha.
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There are no boxes
on your head in school.
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Hey. Whoa, man.
What's going on?
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Are you suffering
from anxiety?
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What are you
talking about?
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It's okay.
I have it, too.
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Anxiety
is very real.
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But there is help
for people like us.
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[ Babies crying ]
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What the fuck
are you doing?
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Hey! What the fuck
are you doing?!
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Oh, hey. I just needed to answer
a couple e-mails really fast.
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With a box
on your head?
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I got one for you, too.
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It's Buddha Box.
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Look, you and I have been
having a lot of problems.
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Clearly what we both need
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is more quality, one-on-one time
with our phones.
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I don't need a box on my head
to use the phone.
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I'm sorry!
I was trying to be helpful!
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[ Crying continues ]
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All right, Riley, give that back
to your brother.
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Bailey, no.
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Harper, don't...
Harp-er!
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[ Crying ]
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[ Crying stops ]
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♪♪
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♪ PC Babies ♪
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♪ They're comin' to your town ♪
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♪ PC Babies ♪
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♪ The wokest kids around ♪
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♪ When there's something
problematic ♪
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♪ They're gonna let you know ♪
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♪ Making things
fun and gender neutral ♪
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♪ Everywhere they go ♪
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♪ They're everybody's
fave-sies ♪
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♪ They're PC Babies, yeah ♪
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Hey, Mike, what's that
you're drinking?
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This? Oh.
It's a Cosmopolitan.
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I know, I know.
It's a pussy drink.
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[ Babies crying ]
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Hey,
be careful, guys.
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There's some PC Babies
over there.
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[ Crying continues ]
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Oh, great.
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Come on, I didn't mean
pussy drink
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as in
female genitalia.
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Okay, I'm sorry!
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I'll order
a Black Russian!
254
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,137
Hey, what's all that racket
down there?
255
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,048
Oh, there's
some PC Babies
256
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,263
upset about certain
drink descriptions.
257
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,769
Fine. We'll take them
off the menu.
258
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,522
Who's makin' a difference?
Who's the future?
259
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,184
[ Babies giggle ]
260
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,102
[ Indistinct conversations ]
261
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,776
Here it comes!
Block it!
262
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:03,743
[ Whistle blows ]
263
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,994
What the fuck,
dude?!
264
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,576
What is your
goddamn problem?!
265
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,911
What's going on?
266
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,872
They just scored again,
you fat fuck!
267
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,045
Oh, I'm sorry!
268
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,045
I'm sorry I'm dealing
with my anxiety!
269
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,901
Do you know how hard it is
for people with my condition
270
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,008
to come out and even do
things like this?
271
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,840
Living with anxiety is
awful, huh, Craig?
272
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,471
Can we get another
goalie, please?
273
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,641
Oh, yeah!
Sure!
274
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,047
Yeah, because people
with anxiety
275
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,106
shouldn't be allowed
to play sports, right, Kyle?
276
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,832
You know, our world
is dark and scary enough
277
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,270
without people like you
making us feel inferior.
278
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,230
Asshole.
279
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,065
Fuck this.
280
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,883
My parents didn't come here
to watch their son lose
281
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:39,738
by 20 points!
282
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,366
Come on, Dad.
Let's go!
283
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,243
Dad?
284
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,826
Strong Woman:
River?! Bailey?!
285
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,206
Emory?!
286
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,957
It's okay.
We're gonna find them.
287
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,289
I can't believe
you were on your phone.
288
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,079
You were on
your phone, too.
289
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,713
It was my time
to be on the phone.
290
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,340
You were on yours
all morning!
291
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,626
You're seriously gonna make this all my fault.
- Yes!
292
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,923
Because last I checked,
you didn't even want me around
293
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,854
as a partner to the PC Babies,
even though I...
294
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,253
Oh, God!
I'm not doing this again.
295
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,912
Even though you need me
to do shit for you
296
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,347
every 10
fucking minutes.
297
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,183
You don't get to just say
whatever you...
298
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,974
Oh. Okay, cool.
Fine with me.
299
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,378
I'm the one who has
a fucking problem
300
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:20,112
on their fucking phone.
301
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:21,467
You know, usually,
I'm afraid to tell you
302
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,529
what I really think,
but you wanna know something?
303
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,738
You wanna...
304
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,904
You wanna know
what I really think?
305
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:34,084
Anxiety can make you feel
unable to cope.
306
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,541
But living with someone
who has anxiety can
307
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,001
be a bit of a roller coaster,
as well.
308
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,043
We have to support our
loved ones with their anxiety
309
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,507
and try to understand
their illness.
310
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,219
I just feel like Craig has
changed so much lately!
311
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,099
He barely even
talks to me anymore!
312
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,852
Well, because his anxiety
makes him feel like
313
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,229
anything he says
might sound wrong.
314
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,186
That's why we must nurture
our loved ones
315
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,725
so they feel safe.
316
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,236
Eric, I just feel like you have
so much to offer the world
317
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,489
and it kills me that
you're so afraid
318
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,945
to let your
inner you shine.
319
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,953
[ Chuckles ]
That guy's such a douche.
320
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,933
What was that... what was that
one show he was on?
321
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,165
Maybe you... you wanna
text him that?
322
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,122
Oh, yeah, "B.J. and the Bear."
That show was so dumb.
323
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,648
What kind of monkey
was that anyway?
324
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,232
What was that...
What was that monkey...
325
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,165
Wait... What the...
What the hell is this?
326
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,833
Oh, God damn it!
327
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,331
Mom, will you stop texting me,
please? I'm trying to relax!
328
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,799
Look, we're all
just trying
329
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,093
to understand
this condition,
330
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,718
and it's like
you're not listening.
331
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:30,995
We're doing
everything we can
332
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,510
to keep our anxiety
under control!
333
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,164
Do you think I even wanna
be here right now!
334
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,770
I am freaking out!
335
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,934
Can we go now?
336
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,852
[ Laughs ] Yeah,
that's pretty cool.
337
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,569
Hey! Hey!
What's going on here?!
338
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,029
Why aren't you people
working?
339
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,738
We can't keep
buildin', sir.
340
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,325
We got a bunch of protestors
who won't let us work.
341
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,955
Protestors?
Who?
342
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,082
Ugh, just a bunch
of PC Babies
343
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,959
who think building this thing
is wrong.
344
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,416
[ All crying ]
345
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,549
All right! All right!
What do you PC Babies want?
346
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,675
[ Crying continues ]
347
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,632
I guess they're upset
because the new viaduct
348
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:11,515
is being financed by a state
rather than county institution.
349
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,928
Aw, come on, PC Babies!
Why does that matter?
350
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,641
I guess the state
refused to finance
351
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,558
a proposed program
on race-relation education,
352
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,146
and they see it
as hypocritical.
353
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,401
God damn it!
354
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,938
Not everyone cares about
race relation programs!
355
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,323
Come on, PC Babies!
We got a job to do!
356
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,075
[ Crying continues ]
357
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,034
All right, all right,
just calm down, lady!
358
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,120
You want to file
a Missing-Persons report?
359
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,785
No! No, we don't want to file
anything specific.
360
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,375
We just need help finding
some PC Babies.
361
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,130
PC Babies?
362
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,861
They usually hang out
at liberal arts colleges.
363
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,217
You could find some there.
364
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,845
No, no, it's five
specific PC Babies.
365
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,130
Tony, wasn't
there a report
366
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,549
of some PC Babies
down at the Mexican border?
367
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,060
No, no, these PC Babies
wouldn't have gotten that far.
368
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,688
They can barely walk.
I'm their mother.
369
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,598
Okay, okay.
Last name?
370
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,516
Woman.
371
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,854
First name?
372
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,235
[ Voice breaking ]
S-strong...
373
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,771
Okay.
And you're the father?
374
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:07,948
No!
375
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,406
I am her superior
at work!
376
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,656
Don't be ridiculous!
377
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,507
You think I took advantage
of my position?!
378
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,139
I'm not some two bit floozy...
- I'm not Harvey Weinstein,
379
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,283
who goes around sleeping with the boss!
...all right?!
380
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,186
I have nothing but respect for females in my workplace...
- I am a strong woman!
381
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,813
...and I would never compromise
- Those kids were born naturally
382
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,794
that position!
- ...by in-vitro fertilization!
383
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,583
We'll, uh...
see what we can do.
384
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,628
In the meantime, you'll just
have to take a seat and wait.
385
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,932
♪♪
386
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,976
[ Water splashing ]
387
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,895
[ Indistinct shouting,
laughter ]
388
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,487
Go.
389
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,902
Go!
390
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,115
What do you want?
391
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,996
Go down the slide
or get out of the way!
392
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,560
You think I even want
to be here, Kyle?
393
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,576
My therapist told me
I need to force myself
394
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,085
to go out and do things
to overcome my anxiety.
395
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,621
Can we move him,
please?!
396
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,255
Oh! Oh, I see!
397
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,403
People with anxiety shouldn't be
allowed at water parks.
398
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,427
Is that it, Kyle?
399
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,507
Hey, everybody!
Just so you know!
400
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,800
Kyle thinks people with anxiety
should just stay home!
401
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,678
Yeah, I'm trying to come
out of my shell,
402
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,639
but Dr. Kyle here is just
worried about his place in line.
403
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,057
Get. Off. My. Towel.
404
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,520
Get off my towel!
405
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,230
God damn it!
406
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,066
I seriously can't get
a minute of peace!
407
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,675
Why is it that people who don't
have a Buddha box
408
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,135
are always flipping
Buddha boxes off the heads
409
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,195
of people with anxiety?
410
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,486
I got news for you, Cartman!
Everyone has anxiety!
411
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,404
Everyone gets nervous!
412
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,102
Everyone is afraid
being around people!
413
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,458
Everyone has feelings
they'd rather stay home alone.
414
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,086
And you know what they do?
They get over it!
415
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,338
And they stop being
a piece of shit.
416
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,046
Everyone has anxiety?
417
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,219
Yes.
418
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,260
Oh, my God!
419
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,136
I know what
I have to do now!
420
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,467
Y-You're right, Kyle!
421
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,256
You're right!
422
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,514
What?!
423
00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,925
No, no!
424
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,468
What did I just do?
425
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,933
Should have just let him be
on his phone, dude.
426
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,598
You know what the kids like
today?
427
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,483
They like music that matters!
428
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,973
I think you guys
got what it takes
429
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,523
to be the next big thing!
430
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,654
The PC Babies!
431
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,861
[ PC Babies cry ]
432
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,698
That's what I'm talkin' about!
That stuff is raw!
433
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,487
Everyone loves you,
PC Babies!
434
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,622
We're gonna make you famous!
435
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,712
All right, PC Babies,
let's hear what you got.
436
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,295
[ Music plays, PC Babies cry ]
437
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:39,386
♪♪
438
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,891
Deejay: All right,
South Park,
439
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,222
and now here's that special
treat we told you about.
440
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,683
Live with us in the studio
is a hot new band...
441
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,063
The PC Babies.
442
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,769
They're gonna perform
their new song,
443
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,263
which is about the injustice
of white people in dreadlocks.
444
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,236
It's called "Waaaaghgh."
445
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,819
[ Music plays, PC Babies cry ]
446
00:17:55,992 --> 00:18:00,612
♪♪
447
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:01,824
Riley?
448
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,910
Th-That's Bailey!
449
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,667
It's the PC Babies...
guess they're all the rage now.
450
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:08,837
Come on!
451
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:12,582
♪♪
452
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,499
To quiet one's mind...
453
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,044
one must have a dialogue
with oneself.
454
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,462
I have found enlightenment,
455
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,505
but there are so many others
who suffer...
456
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,549
It's very important
to take the time
457
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,343
to shut out the outside word.
458
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,729
In the Hindu religion,
there's a saying, "namaste."
459
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,766
It means, "Fuck you.
I have anxiety."
460
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,185
At first, I thought
it was only a few of us.
461
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,649
But then something was
said to me by Kyle.
462
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:39,658
He said "Eric, my friend,
everyone has anxiety."
463
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,113
I know what
you're thinking.
464
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,528
Fuck Kyle.
465
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,974
And normally,
I would agree with you.
466
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,660
But hear his words.
467
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,870
Everyone has anxiety.
468
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,457
We must recognize this disease
as an epidemic.
469
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,122
Yes, fuck Kyle, but, Mayor,
we have to raise money
470
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,918
to get everyone who has anxiety
the tools they need to cope.
471
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,552
And how do you think
we get that money?
472
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,805
How do you suggest
we do this?
473
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,887
Namaste.
474
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,427
Na-ma-ste.
475
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,937
Fuck you, too.
476
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,317
That was far out,
PC Babies!
477
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,353
You really rocked
the airwaves!
478
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,317
Now come on.
We got a photo shoot at 5:00!
479
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,357
Kids!
480
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,278
You're okay!
Thank God!
481
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,912
Who the hell are you?
482
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,540
I'm their...
vice principal.
483
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,075
Yes, and I-I'm
their principal.
484
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,772
We need to get these kids
back to school.
485
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,539
You can't do that!
These are the PC Babies!
486
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,377
Don't you know
how big they are?
487
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,587
In just one day,
they protested a bar,
488
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,878
stopped construction
of a problematic viaduct,
489
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:43,798
and wrote a hit single
about cultural appropriation.
490
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,931
They...
491
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,889
did all that?
492
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,974
Oh, my God.
493
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,184
They had their
first protests...
494
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,724
and we missed it.
495
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,770
We missed everything because...
we were on our phones.
496
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,466
I've always used the phone
as a way to deal
497
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,550
with the stress
of having babies
498
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,802
nobody could
know the truth about,
499
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,318
but it's only
made it worse.
500
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,361
You know what we have
to do, right?
501
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,872
Yeah...
I think so.
502
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,271
PC Principal: All right,
everyone, listen up.
503
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,695
The vice principal and I have
been discussing student health.
504
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,381
And it's our firm belief
that what they need,
505
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,669
and what we all need,
is less time on our phones.
506
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,135
Yes, yes I know
it's an unpopular idea,
507
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,766
but just hear me out,
please.
508
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,098
Our phones are
the cause of stress,
509
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,638
not the relief from it.
510
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,182
We are banning phones
and Buddha Boxes from school,
511
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,475
and we suggest you all
512
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,611
strictly limit their use
at home, as well.
513
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,698
I don't think anyone's
listening to you.
514
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:47,987
Yeah.
515
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,280
Nobody's listening.
516
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,289
♪♪
517
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,246
And nobody's
watching.
518
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:57,288
I guess we could wait and ban
the boxes tomorrow?
519
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:03,928
♪ You keep brushing that hair
back out of your eyes ♪
520
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:10,138
♪ And it just keeps falling
and so do I ♪
521
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:16,649
♪ I am feeling like
the luckiest man alive ♪
522
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:20,777
♪ Today ♪
523
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:26,988
♪ And I don't know
about tomorrow ♪
524
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:33,499
♪ Right now, the whole
world feels right ♪
525
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:39,959
♪ And the memory of a day like today ♪
526
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,092
♪ Can get you through
the rest of your ♪
527
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,422
♪ Life ♪
528
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:48,555
♪♪
529
00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:53,155
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